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Shaun of the Dead (2004) Shaun of the Dead is a British horror-comedy film directed by Edgar Wright and released in 2004. The

Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Shaun of the Dead is a British horror-comedy film directed by Edgar Wright and released in 2004. The film follows Shaun (played by Simon Pegg) and his best friend Ed (played by Nick Frost) as they navigate their way through a zombie apocalypse in London, while also trying to save Shaun's girlfriend Liz (played by Kate Ashfield). This hilarious and unique take on the zombie genre has become a cult classic. You can immerse yourself in the sounds of Shaun of the Dead by playing and downloading them here.

A bite at the King's Head, couple at The Little Princess,
A Bloody Mary first thing,
A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot is also an impenetrable fortress.
A, he's not my dad, OK? He's my stepdad.
About last night. I know loads of things were said but...
About you don't want to be my mum and that.
Actually... I would like to be shot.
Ah, hello.
Ah! Sade?
Ahh! Oh, God.
Aim for the head.
All he ever does is hold you back.
All right, gay.
All right, mate. Laters.
All right.
All right. Are there any out there, though?
All you can eat!
Almost like sleepwalking. Look at the face, it's vacant with a hint of sadness.
And all you ever do is fuck things up and make me look stupid.
And B, he might still be annoyed.
And B, it was an emergency.
And I always thought you had it in you to do well.
And I do want to spend time with you.
And I would at least expect you to respect my feelings.
And I'm always dragging him to the theatre.
And I'm not gonna bombard you with clichÈs but what I will say is this...
And if you're feeling better later, we're... we're going to the pub.
And invented the mobile disco.
And not a cheap posy from a garage forecourt.
And that only exacerbates things.
And that will exacerbate things for all of us.
And the front door is open. Again!
And there's a rifle above the bar.
And when she does, she'll kill all of us. That's what your ex can't seem to realise.
And, hold it there.
And, Mum, this is Liz. Liz, Mum.
And, Shaun... Shaun, look at me.
Any zombies out there?
Anybody?
Apologies for the cramped conditions. Di, stay on David's lap.
Are they still out there?
Are we close?
Are you all right, dear? Would you like another tissue?
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
As Bertrand Russell said the only thing that will redeem mankind is co operation.
Because he can impersonate an orang utan?
Because... Because, because of... Captain Wow.
Bernie, the trophy wife.
Besides, I've changed. I haven't had a fag since yesterday, I promise.
Big Al also says dogs can't look up.
Blow!
But could you possibly do me a table for two for tonight at about eight?
But it wasn't me blowing our cover by arguing with my boyfriend.
But it's gonna be a bit cramped now. Has anyone got transport?
But what I do know is that we're here now and we have to make the best of it.
But you must set some quality time aside for yourselves.
Bye, Ed. Love you.
Cafe Au Lait...
Can I get any of you cunts a drink?
Can I just say one thing? I'm not gonna say there's plenty more fish in the sea,
Can you please turn that noise down?
Can't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
Cheers.
Chill out, it's a short cut.
Christ!
Come and get it. It's a running buffet.
Come on, babe. Oh, she's engaged.
Come on, it was pretty funny.
Come on, let's just go.
Come on, Shaun. There comes a time when...
Come on, that's it. Come on, that's it, over here!
Come on, this way, that's it!
Come on, we're getting out of here.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. This way, follow me. Come on, follow me.
Cornetto.
Daffs! I don't want to be torn to pieces and if you think about it, neither do you.
David, Dianne, let's go. Ed, give me some shells.
David, no!
David!
David!
David!
David!
David! No!
David?
Dianne, get Mum somewhere safe. David, kill the Queen.
Did you know that on several occasions... he touched me?
Do it for me, then.
Do it, do it, do it, do it. Come on, do it.
Do it, do it, do it, do it. Come on, do it.
Do it!
Do we have to go through all that again?
Do you think they'll get through?
Do you want anything from the shop?
Do you want me to climb up the wall, come through the window? Because I will.
Dom, hi...
Don't groan at me, you thick fuck!
Don't point that gun at Barbara!
Don't scratch it! Wait...
Don't...
Drive.
Ed does the most amazing impression of the orang utan.
Ed, be careful.
Ed, for the last time, it's...
Ed, no!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed!
Ed. Ed!
Ed's outside, we'll take you somewhere safe.
Either way, we need to think about blocking up this window. We're totally exposed.
Er, you've got entertainment. I don't know what that is.
Erm, as Mr Sloman always says, there's no I in team but there is an I in pie.
Erm, there's been a bit of a... a mix up with the table, babe.
Erm, we'll bring it back.
Erm... my friends Mark, Maggie,
Erm... this is my boyfriend, Declan.
Erm... two.
Everyone else to look out. I will fire.
Everyone stay where they are, I'll... Are we all here?
Everyone wants to see it. We could do with a laugh.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Feel free to step in any time.
Fire!
For a hero, you're quite a hypocrite.
For fuck's sake.
For fuck's sake. John, yes please, mate.
For the rest of my life like those other sad old fuckers
For these. "To a wonderful mum."
Friends are important to Shaun
Fuck a doodle doo!
Fuck fucking off! I've spent an entire life...
Fuck her. You got your pint.
Fuck it!
Gather round, everyone. Gather round, please.
Gather round.
Gay.
Get fucked, four eyes!
Get lost!
Get out!
Give me the car keys! Ed, get Mum in the car.
Go, go, go, go.
Gotta be a man.
Has anyone seen Every Which Way But Loose?
Haven't you got work?
He hasn't.
He sells a bit of weed now and again. You've sold puff.
He's a bigamist.
He's always hated me and now he wants to shoot my mum.
He's connected. Why is there a rifle above the bar?
He's my stepdad.
He's North London Mafia.
He's not in.
He's not my dad,
Head down the Phoenix for a roast,
Heads!
Hello, Edward.
Hello, mate.
Hello, Mum. You all right?
Hello, my friend. No beer today?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Here they come!
Hey, Liz. Long time no see.
Hey, man, listen... Top left.
Hey, well...
Hey, Yvonne.
Hey!
Hi.
Hi.
Hmm... I pranged it.
How about pool?
How about that tea?
How are we gonna do this?
How come he didn't drive? His keys are still here.
How comes you're allowed to speak to your dad?
How did you lose them?
How many shells have we got left?
How much have you had, love?
How's that for a slice of fried gold?
I admit, he can be pretty funny on occasion.
I always wanted to drive Pete's car. I might not get another chance.
I assume it was Liz who did the dumping?
I can give up smoking whenever I want. See, don't need them.
I can see the street.
I can't begin to imagine how hard this must be for you
I can't hit anything with it anyway, I'm rubbish.
I can't hold them!
I could get a round in.
I couldn't save Di or David. I couldn't even save Mum. I'm useless.
I didn't even have enough at the fucking shop. Oh dear.
I didn't want to say anything, I thought you'd be upset.
I didn't want to say anything.
I don't know what he meant by that.
I don't know, David! I don't know any more than you do.
I don't know, I didn't stop to ask them!
I don't know. Erm...
I don't see the point of owning a car in London.
I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate,
I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate,
I don't think Jill and Derek do live here.
I don't think so.
I fucking knew it! What did I tell you? Big Al was right.
I guess we'll have to take the Jag.
I just gave them the slip. Wasn't difficult. They're not all that.
I just wanted you to be strong and not give up because you lost your dad.
I know first aid.
I know he's your best friend but you do live with him.
I know you don't wanna be here forever. I got things I wanna do with my life.
I know you don't wanna hear this...
I know.
I know...
I know...
I owe you about 15p.
I put a Mars Bar in it once and he chased me with a bit of wood.
I said leave him alone!
I suppose we could take a few of them out if they stand in a line.
I think we can all appreciate that now.
I think we hit something.
I thought it could be me.
I thought it would be funny because of what you said last night
I tried calling but I couldn't get through. I had to come up with a plan.
I tried to tell you before you smashed the window.
I trust Shaun has another genius scheme up his sleeve?
I understand what you're trying to say and I agree.
I wanna know where the exits are and I wanna be allowed to smoke.
I want to do more interesting stuff.
I want to get there in one piece! Why are we going this way?
I want you to want to want to do it.
I was gonna.
I was totally munted last night.
I wasn't gonna.
I wasn't thinking about them.
I won't be long, I promise. Come on, you pasty faced fuckers, let's go! Follow me.
I'd be fine if it weren't for that bloody racket.
I'd say your nine lives were up, Shaun.
I'll book a restaurant. The place that does all the fish.
I'll do the honks.
I'll have a drink too. Would you like a drink, Barbara?
I'll honk three times.
I'm afraid Ash is feeling a little bit under the weather,
I'm coming, David!
I'm gonna shut the front door.
I'm in the middle of something. Yeah, it's weird.
I'm just being proactive.
I'm not a chartered accountant.
I'm not a performing monkey.
I'm not a performing monkey.
I'm not gonna let you do it any more. Not today!
I'm not gonna say if you love her let her go
I'm really flattered and everything but...
I'm so sorry about that.
I'm so sorry, Dianne.
I'm so sorry, Philip.
I'm sorry too.
I'm sorry, Mum.
I'm sorry, Shaun.
I'm sorry, Shaun.
I'm sorry, Shaun.
I'm sure Jill and Derek live round here.
I'm telling you, it's a fuss over nothing.
I've got a splitting headache and your stupid hip hop isn't helping.
I've got something for you.
I've known him since primary school. I like having him around, he's a laugh.
I've only got an 'enry meself. All right, laters.
If he does, do you think his master plan will be anything more than eating peanuts?
If I don't do something, I'll end up in that pub
If we don't, they'll tear us to pieces.
If we hole up, I want to be somewhere familiar,
If you get cornered, bash them in the head.
In four fucking hours because every other fucker is fucking ill!
In the garden, there is a girl.
In... There's an I in meat pie.
Is he just gonna stroll in and suddenly everything's OK?
Is itjust the two of you?
It looks like him but there is nothing of the man you loved in that car.
It means to make things worse.
It seems only right.
It's all right.
It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?
It's fucking Sunday and I've got to go to fucking work
It's just a little joke, just sort of spur of the moment.
It's just Ed doesn't have too many friends.
It's mournful, sorrowful, you're dead and you hate it. Go.
It's nice to meet you, finally. Shaun's always talking about you.
It's not enough, Shaun.
It's not hip hop, it's electro. Prick.
It's not that I don't like Ed. Ed, it's not that I don't like you.
It's not the end of the world.
It's not the end of the world.
It's not the same. You promised things would change.
It's not the same. You promised things would change.
It's OK.
It's on random.
It's Philip's. He won't let anybody near it.
It's quite simple, David.
It's quite simple, David.
It's true, Big Al says so.
It's your dad.
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus.
John? John, Bernie, are you there? It's Shaun and Ed. We come in all the time.
Join us.
Just be careful!
Just hang on. Mum!
Just hold on, Mum, you're gonna be fine.
Just the two of us.
Keep moving. If there's any problems...
Last orders, please.
Let's go, shall we?
Let's just go somewhere and have a laugh. Things'll be fine, I promise.
Let's just wait for Shaun. We'll barricade the window when he gets back.
Let's put something else on.
Like that time we stayed up all night drinking apple schnapps and playing Tekken 2.
Like these sad old fuckers wondering what the hell happened.
Listen to me. I'm beginning to sound like your mum.
Liz from Head Office. It's nothing to panic about.
Liz rang about the two of you eating out tonight.
Liz, erm... have you got a quid?
Liz!
Look at me. I've spent my entire life sticking up for you
Look out!
Look, just get any blunt objects together.
Man, I've really ballsed this up.
Man, I've really ballsed this up.
Mary, I'm warning you, I'll have to get physical, I mean it!
Maybe he got a lift. He said he wasn't feeling well. Pete?
Maybe he went into work.
Maybe I'm not the one you should be apologising to.
Maybe we should all hold hands, make a crocodile?
Maybe you should stay here and wait for the doctor.
More than spending every night in the Winchester.
Move aside. I'm gonna count to three.
Mum, are you OK? Are you OK?
Mum, how much do you love Philip?
Mum, it's Philip, he's gone.
Mum, look, how much do you love Philip?
Mum!
Mum. "To a wonderful Mum" or "Supermum"?
Mum. Please don't go.
Must be why Shaun took us here before he left.
My mum and my girlfriend all in the same evening.
Nelson, have you got any papers?
Nelson?
Nelson?
Nelson? I haven't even...
Never taken a short cut before?
News. All the basic, er... news...
Next time I see him, he's dead.
Nice shot.
Nice. Good vocal work. OK. Barbara, that's excellent.
No fighting, you two.
No, he isn't.
No, I haven't forgotten.
No, it's a bit early for me.
No, it's probably best if we... Where's the car?
No, thank you.
No, that's rubbish.
No, they'll follow us. Keep up the act, I'll have to do something.
No, wait, we can't bring them back here.
No, what does "exacerbate" mean?
No, you should've said.
No!
No!
No! No! No!
No! That's the second album I ever bought!
No...
Noel, I do not find it difficult to keep my work and my social life separate.
Nothing.
Now can you see why I'm so fucking angry?
Now, I can see what David is trying to say...
Now, the Winchester is just over that fence, all right?
Oh dear.
Oh, cock it!
Oh, give us a fucking break!
Oh, God! That's not funny.
Oh, my God, that's rotten.
Oh, my God! Shaun!
Oh, my God.
Oh, no, no! Mum, come on.
Oh, no. Well, I've passed my test.
Oh, thank God for that.
Oh, well, that is just great.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yes. Will you cut me some bread, love?
Oh!
Oh?
Oi, look at me.
Oi, prick!
OK, David, Dianne, let's block up this window!
OK? Let's go.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK...
One of us has to go first.
One should do the other and then do themselves.
One...
Ooh! Cockacidal maniac.
Ooh... can I drive?
Oooh! How are you doing?
Ooow!
Opening that door now would be a very silly thing to do.
Or is it easier having someone around who's more of a loser than you?
Or not.
Or someone.
Over here! Come on. Oh, bollocks.
Ow!
Perfik.
Pete?
Pete?
Pete'd be so pissed off if he knew I was driving his car.
Philip is my husband and has been for 17 years
Philip, hang in there, OK? Ed, get there fast.
Philip.
Phones off. It's not a social gathering.
Pickle!
Please can we just calm the fuck down!
Please, can we just stop and think about this?
Pour Vous.
Prick.
Put the kettle on and I'll deal with Philip.
Quick!
Really, Shaun?
Really!
Right, a cup of tea...
Right, let's all shake out. Get nice and limber.
Right, let's all try together, shall we? One, two, three.
Right, right.
Right.
Right.
Section One. Ready.
See, I knew you'd get over her.
See, you don't need Liz to have a good time.
See? The Winchester's just over there.
Shall I do Clyde?
Shall we go in, then?
Shaun didn't ask you to come here. You came for the same reason I did.
Shaun, babe...
Shaun, bar!
Shaun, hold them!
Shaun, hold them!
Shaun, it's Liz for you.
Shaun, which button's central locking?
Shaun!
Shaun!
Shaun.
Shaun.
Shaun.
Shaun.
Shaun. Hog lumps.
Shaun's father gave me this. Shaun's real father, I mean.
Shauny!
She's an ex porn star.
She's gonna change. You know I'm right.
She's so drunk.
Shit!
Shit! Get round me, get round me!
Since you're not working at the moment could you please clean up a bit?
Smooth.
Snakehips. Always surrounded by women.
So I will be taking charge as the...
So, what's the plan, then?
So, what's the plan, then?
So, what's the plan?
Some of these are limited... Ah! What was that?
Somebody to look up to and...
Sorry, dear, I was miles away.
Sorry, Mother... Mum!
Sorry, Pete. Listen, we're gonna borrow your car, OK?
Sorry, we're closed!
Sorry, we're closed.
Sorry. Erm, they're for my mum.
Sort your fucking life out, mate.
Stay back!
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Stop telling me to chill out!
Strangled his first wife with a draught excluder.
Take another look at the way he moves. Remember, very limp.
Talk to me.
Tell him to put the gun down!
Thanks, babe.
Thanks.
That is harsh.
That wasn't true. Made it up, shouldn't have, sorry.
That. The Z word. Don't say it.
That's great. Glad somebody made it. How long's that been now?
That's harsh. I did not call Dianne a failed actress.
That's it then, we're trapped. "Hey, let's go to the Winchester!"
That's what this is about, isn't it? He doesn't like me!
The anagram of meat is team... I don't know what he's talking about.
The flaming spirits Get a rag in, light it.
The front door was open again last night.
The lights are on a separate circuit. Just flip the mains breakers.
The streetlights are on. I'll flip the fuses, we can watch television.
Then perhaps... I should.
Then wander home, watch a bit of telly, go to bed.
Then we get the Sundays.
Then your mum rang back to see if I wanted to eat her out tonight.
There are a fair few of them, yes.
There was two of them out there. How many are there now?
There's a girl in the garden.
There's a good boy.
There's no lights, no power. And there's a hole in the window.
They say she starred in the world's first interracial hardcore loop.
They're taking us somewhere safe. I thought you two might want to tag along.
Things will change. I promise.
Think about it. Handy with a blade. Gruff demeanour.
This is a pub! We are in a pub! What are we going to do?
This is about survival.
This is hardly constructive, David!
This is it... Look, just fuck off!
This is Shaun and his girlfriend Liz.
This is the night!
This one comes with a basic digital package.
Thought you wanted to get there fast?
Three!
Tidying up.
To get close to Liz and when she knocked you back, I was there to pick up the pieces.
Top left!
Turn it off!
Two seconds.
Two seconds.
Two seconds. Hey, Noodle.
Uuurgh.
Veg out in the pub for a bit
W What was the next one?
Wasn't true about your mum.
Watch out. Are you blind?
We had ourjabs when we went to the Isle of Wight.
We may have to kill my stepdad. Mum, you're not safe there. I'm coming.
We need to be somewhere more secure, somewhere we can stay alive.
We should get out there. We'll start tomorrow.
We should scoot. Have you got somewhere you're going?
We were in a spot of bother. Somebody has to take control of the situation
We'll go to the Shepherd's, they do Thai in there.
We'll have a party and get completely smashed.
We're going to the Winchester.
We've got our nibbles. We've got our Mini Cheddars.
Well, glad somebody made it.
Well, I mean, it's not that I don't like David and Di, you know.
Well, we look forward to seeing you tomorrow.
Well, we'll just have to be extra quiet then, won't we?
Well...
Well... I think we're all agreed, you did the right thing there.
What a tit.
What about her, then?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Ed, look out!
What do you mean by that?
What do you mean by that?
What have you got there? Flowers, I hope.
What makes you think I've taken you back?
What then? How long? Days? Weeks? A month?
What was that?
What would you say if I told you that Philip's been quite unkind to me?
What, like buying your mum some flowers?
What, what, what, what, what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What's the matter, David?
What's the matter, love, haven't you had your tea?
What's up with your hand, man?
What's up, ****az?
When?
When's he going home?
Where are we gonna go?
Who the hell put this on?
Whoa, momma!
Whose fucking idea was that?
Why didn't you just shoot him, man?
Why don't I stay here?
Why won't it open?
With Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flatmates out
Wondering what the hell happened.
Would anyone like a peanut?
Wouldn't he? How can you trust a man you binned for being unreliable?
Writing something on a scrap of paper?
Yeah, Big Al also says dogs can't look up.
Yeah, boy!
Yeah, I can see it, it's just outside.
Yeah, I suppose.
Yeah, once. At college. To you.
Yeah, that's because...
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, there's a...
Yeah, there's...
Yeah, well, I promised, didn't I?
Yeah! I got to do a wee first.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Look at the state of it.
Yeah. Mum, is everything OK? Are you all right?
Yeah. What about John, then?
Yeah. What do you think we should do?
Yeah...
Yep.
Yes!
Yes! The pub is the right place to go. Everything is gonna be fine.
You can't...
You could bring the flowers you forgot on Mother's Day.
You didn't say Barbara had a Jag. I've always wanted to drive a Jag.
You do it.
You do realise this is a 20 mile an hour zone?
You go out with her, you love her so much.
You got red on you.
You got your pig snacks. What more do you want?
You hang out with my friends? "A failed actress and a twat"?
You haven't forgotten about tomorrow?
You just need... m motivation.
You know what we should do tomorrow? Keep drinking.
You know, just look after the car. If there's any problems...
You must be more adult about these things.
You promised you'd stop smoking.
You promised you'd try drinking red wine instead of beer!
You should do me. I'll muck it up if I have to do myself.
You shouldn't feel so responsible, you tried. You did something, that's what counts.
You wanna live like an animal, live in the shed, you thick fuck!
You were 12 when I met you, you'd already grown up so much.
You were parked.
You were saying about another way in?
You weren't easy to live with.
You'd better be off.
You're more than welcome to, er...
You're not suggesting we walk?
You're notjust trying to prove something? I meant everything I said last night.
You've gone from a chartered accountant to Charlton Heston.
You've got red on you.
You've got red on you.
You've got red on you.
You've got your lifestyle channels there, a bit of Trisha.
Your mum rang about tomorrow night.
Your toys are upstairs. I was going to give them to the jumble.
Yvonne?
Yvonne.
Zombies to your front. Fire!
29 shells. I need someone to help me reload,
'... emergency services... ' What?
'... number of reports of... ' '... serious attacks on... '
'... people who are being... ' '... eaten alive.'
'Hello, Fulci's.' Hi, I know it's short notice
'Hello, it's me.' Hello.
'Hello? ' Dianne, can you let me in?
'I don't want to cause a fuss.' We're coming to get you, Barbara!
'I'm not sure, Shaun.' Oh, come on.
'Shaun.' Mum! I was gonna call you. Are you OK?
'What do you mean? ' They're full up.
'Yes.' Are you sure?
'You go to bed with it? ' 'Course I do.'
"To a wonderful mum"? Oooh!
# Cos I'm having... # John, it's time at the bar.
# I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars... Why is Queen still on?
# She's like butter # Ed!
# This town is coming like a ghost town # Shaun?
11:45! Keep it simple!
A lot of drug nuts running wild. But I should get Mum away.
After where he led us? Let me finish!
Ah! Barbara?
Ah! Ed, please pull over. What for?
All right, Flash, what's your plan? Great. I've got a car
All right, keep your hair on, grandad. Hey! I'm 29 for Christ's sakes.
All right, Noodle? 'Got anything? '
And everybody is not all right. What's wrong?
And what do you want a fire engine for? Anything with flashing lights.
Any sign of John and Bernie? No.
Apart from Ed? I'm a pacifist.
Are they still there? 'I'm not sure. We shut the curtains.'
Are you gonna thank me, then? For what?
Are you OK? Did they hurt you? 'No, I'm fine.'
Are you still with...? Liz.
Barbara. Oh, hello.
Barbara's hurt! Just take over a minute.
Being a father, it's not easy. What?
Blue Monday. That was an original pressing.
Bought? I know, bit grown up, eh?
Break the window. We'll be exposed!
But, Philip... It's overblown nonsense.
Can I have two sugars, please? Ooh! Adventurous.
channels. 'Bizarre events... '
Check upstairs? It's locked.
Christ, she's not dead! She's finished.
Cocktails? Do it.
Cocktails? What do you mean?
Come on, Barbara. Leave those. I think they're for me.
Come on! Urgh.
Continue. Thank you.
Cos I was shouting at you earlier on. It's all right.
D Daffs. Uh.
Dad's in the lounge. He's not my dad.
Daffs! For Christ's sake!
David, come on. Sorry.
David! We got Twiglets. Oh, look, hog lumps.
Did he tell you that? Motherfucker. Shaun!
Did you do anything special? We came here.
Did you see his head go? 'Lf you're confronted... '
Did you try the police? 'Well, I thought about it.'
Dire Straits? Throw it.
Do we, David? No, of course not, Lizzie.
Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, totally.
Do you think this is happening there? I hope not.
Do you think this is the same thing? '... are all at a standstill.
Do you want your messages? What?
Do you, though? Yeah, totally.
Don't point that gun at my mum! Calm down.
Don't say that. We're not using the Z word.
Don't say that. What?
Don't you want it? No.
Don't, man. No.
Ed, can you pull over? Two seconds.
Ed, do something! Wait there.
Ed, don't exacerbate things! What's that mean?
Ed, don't exacerbate things! What's that mean?
Ed, get me a double vodka. Right you are.
Ed, I'm sorry. What for?
Ed! Hurry up!
Ed! Two seconds.
Er, it's three years ago last week. Did you do anything special?
Er... Ooh, Stone Roses? No.
Er... the first one. Right.
Erm... Purple Rain? No.
Everybody OK? Yeah, we're having a whale of a time.
Everybody OK? Yeah.
Fire engine? It's one number and it's busy!
For God's sake! He's got an arm off! Get him!
Fuck a doodle doo. Leave him alone.
Fuck off. You fuck off!