Footloose (1984) Edit

A book like this should be burned.

A bunch of kids was raising hell at Burlington Cranston's property.

A chicken race with tractors?

A dance.

A licensed pet is a happy one.

A lot of folks worry a little too much.

A time to laugh...

A time to mourn...

About as long as it takes compassion to die?

After 20 years I still think you're a wonderful preacher.

After he graduated, they drained his brain.

Against dancing and drinking.

Against dancing and drinking.

Against public dancing within the town limits of Bomont be abolished.

Ah, fish.

Ah, shit.

Ah, this is great.

Ain't that fine, oh, yeah.

All of a sudden, she starts screaming at the top of her lungs...

All right, Virginia, that ends the discussion on this issue.

All right!

All right.

All right. All right.

Amen.

Amy, come back and sit down. I'm sure your cousin's fine.

And a time to weep.

And ask me for an explanation...

And ask me, "Reverend, how can you live in such a small town..."

And he figured only a dumb sonbitch faggot would try that.

And he is testing us.

And he opened the bottomless pit...

And I feel closer...

And I felt like, "What difference does it make?"

And I figured there was something I could do to make it like it was...

And I got a friend here who can help you out from time to time.

And I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth...

And I think they feel closer to me.

And it was King David...

And late Friday nights, by the light of the full moon...

And like that parent...

And millions of girls, like from the university mostly.

And relaxed morality?

And safer with my people...

And show their community spirit.

And that is the dancing we're talking about.

And that kind of music's okay?

And the angel was given the key...

And then he'd want to stay, you know.

And then he'd want to stay, you know.

And there arose a smoke out of the pit as smoke of a great furnace.

And there is a time to dance.

And there was a time for this law, but not anymore.

And they danced to stay physically fit...

And they were stopped on their way back into town by the police.

And tries to learn from them.

And turn them into one big fiery cinder like that!

And what did David do?

And when that day dawns...

And you do? You do, huh? Which way is your left?

And you don't?

And you love that, don't you?

And, Ren, I'm afraid you're gonna find...

And, Roger, go home.

Any more than I like not knowing where you were!

Anyway, Chuck will find you.

Are you blind? He is gorgeous!

Are you kidding?

Aren't we told in Psalm 149?

Ariel, I cannot let this dance happen.

Ariel, remember you have school tomorrow.

Ariel, will you stop it? Now!

Around here, it caused a lot of folks some worry.

As I believe this one to be.

As you are when I walk out that door?

At all.

At least some of my lessons.

Bayson's, what, thirty miles away?

Be at the town council meeting tomorrow night.

Because I didn't think we had any grounds for his dismissal.

Because somebody's got it in for me.

Because you're an outsider.

Before we begin, I want to remind all you kids...

Besides liquor and drugs, which seem to accompany such an event...

Besides, what is wrong about getting a little psyched over Ren?

Boy, a lot of folks are gonna give you problems right off...

Bring me Edna's fries.

But how would that make us stronger for him?

But I believe in you.

But it doesn't make any sense.

But it's the one to one where you need a little work.

But now...

But she says, "Hey, that's no problem."

But thanks for listening.

But we did dance.

But we're not talking about a free for all.

But when he left just like that...

But, I'm really...

Calm? I've never driven a tractor before.

Catch.

Chicago, wow, man. Must be wild, like the Naked City.

Chris, take these out of here.

Chuck Cranston doesn't own me.

Chuck Cranston wants to see you.

Chuck has heard something that's upset him real good.

Chuck, you sure you're up to this?

Coach found out I brought Ariel home late, so I'm a troublemaker.

Come on, come on. Good boy. Bring your friend.

Come on, come on. Good boy. Bring your friend.

Come on, don't be an asshole! They're waiting to dance with us.

Come on, I'll take you home.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, Max.

Come on, what is it? Chuck?

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Comes close.

Cool it, all right. No fights tonight, okay?

Cute. No fights, Willard.

Daddy, Me, Edna, Wendy Jo, and Rusty are going for a soda at the Hi Spot. Okay?

Daddy?

Damn it, Ethel, this is serious.

Damn, man! I told you. I promised Rusty no fights tonight.

Did she decide who the father was?

Didn't matter.

Do I hold on...

Do you read much?

Do you see now?

Doesn't look like you're leaving with her.

Doesn't make him a troublemaker!

Doesn't take much time for corruption to take root.

Don't fool around with the preacher's daughter!

Don't get smart ass!

Don't screw around.

Don't tell me I had enough to smoke.

Don't tell me that doesn't curl your toes. I know you too well.

Don't tell me that either!

Don't worry about your one, two, three, four. Just put it into third.

Don't you ever listen to the radio?

Don't you have any better manners? Didn't your mama teach you better?

Don't you look sweet.

Don't you remember when we used to look at each other and get excited?

Ecclesiastes assures us...

Either you got jumbo coconut balls, or you're really pretty stupid.

Eleanor and I are absolutely certain that this boy is organizing a dance.

Eleanor, come on.

Encouraging destruction with this idea.

Even if this was not a law...

Eventually it's obvious to me that she wants to do more than dance.

Every, every day, our Lord is testing us.

Everything I'd done, it didn't mean shit.

Excuse me, girls. Come out, Ren.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Thank you.

Experience the feeling of family that comes from knowing...

Fighter heroes!

For about a week at a Bible convention.

For the crimes...

For the lives of each and every one of you.

For the proliferation these days...

For the purpose of putting on a senior dance.

For the sorry state of our society...

Geez. I'm not so good with words.

Get in the car!

Get in!

Gimme the box.

Girl, you are on!

Glue a Playboy centerfold inside each of Reverend Moore's hymnals.

Go ahead, tell him.

Go and sit in judgment on yourselves.

Go home now, both of you.

Go on home, all of you.

Gonna come up and get you.

Gonna turn this town upside down!

Good.

Harvey and Bernie were here for a long time.

Has got use of the warehouse in Bayson...

He breaks into churchyards and bites the heads off live chickens.

He came here to ask me if he could take you to a senior prom.

He decided we all needed saving, no matter what.

He don't know his left foot from his right foot.

He figured you were gonna chicken and never... Impressive.

He has team practice every day until 4:00.

He has team practice every day until 4:00.

He hasn't dated since he's been in town.

He heard you're gonna try and throw a dance at school. A senior dance.

He likes to act like he does, but he doesn't.

He put his hands all over!

He sure the hell is!

He thought I ought to stay home and be a proper mother.

He was like Warren Beatty, only taller. Wasn't he?

He's cute. He's from out of town.

He's gonna come after me, but I'm gonna be gone.

He's gonna personally save this this pissant town and deliver it...

He's in here!

He's in your hearts.

He's testing us! He's testing us!

Hello, Willard.

Hello! Careful.

Hello.

Help! He tried to kill me.

Hey, asshole.

Hey, look...

Hey, McCormack! Sorry to hear you got caught.

Hey, no fights, fellas.

Hey, Ren! Hey, sport!

Hey, what's this I see? I thought this was a party.

Hey, Woody, come here.

Hey, Woody, come here.

Hey, yo!

Hi.

Hold it everybody! Listen to me!

Hot pink neon climbin' up the walls. And astro music.

How come he sent you?

How come when I'm home you're never as interested in what I do or say...

How come?

How did I get myself into this?

How does anybody live in this town?

How long is that, Roger?

How will they ever become trustworthy?

How would you account...

How you doin'?

How you doin'? Need any help, just let me know.

How'd you know where to find all this?

How's it feel? Don't feel too good now, does it?

Huh? Willard, which way is your left?

Hymn number 397...

I am late!

I applied to colleges my father doesn't know I applied to.

I called over to Rusty's last night.

I can't always be with you. I can't always look out for you.

I can't dance.

I can't dance.

I can't help myself!

I can't sit still! I'm so excited you're both here!

I can't take the chance...

I could really do something for me this time, you know...

I could really do something, you know.

I didn't say you had enough. I said you had a lot to smoke.

I didn't.

I do.

I don't believe this town.

I don't feel a bit sorry for her.

I don't know what came over me.

I don't know what I'm gonna do with you.

I don't know what I'm gonna say to the council.

I don't know what to make of it.

I don't know why you find it necessary to check up on me.

I don't know why. You don't listen to me any more than you do her.

I don't know.

I don't like this outburst...

I don't see that.

I don't think there was any trouble, was there?

I don't understand this town.

I don't understand why you feel it necessary to lie to me.

I don't understand.

I don't want to be missing...

I don't want to have to do any explaining!

I don't...

I find myself at that moment when I have to decide.

I get the feeling you've been kissed a lot.

I gotta show you something. Wait! This is tea!

I had to go to work last year.

I hate this bridge. Gives me the creeps.

I haven't either, but I'm waiting patiently.

I haven't heard from you for a while.

I heard the English teacher is planning to teach that book.

I hope you wouldn't.

I just don't know that I believe in everything you believe in...

I just know that when kids dance together...

I just wanted to say a few words about this motion...

I know why you don't call me.

I know why you don't want to see me anymore.

I know you're not gonna let Willard fight, right?

I know. That's what I mean.

I like that hat. They sell men's clothes where you got that?

I made you some of those Toll House squares I promised.

I mean it.

I mean it. It's fabulous. Don't let anyone tell you any different.

I never did think he had all his dogs barking anyway.

I never stopped.

I object to that kind of music, and I think you know why.

I realized that everything I'd done hoping that he'd stay...

I said, "No, sir."

I see the stage. I see costumes. It's show business, isn't it?

I see you chasing after her, and I see her running from you.

I see.

I swear, one of these days...

I tell you what I'd like to do.

I think Bomont's a small town.

I think it's quite obvious what it is.

I think Mr. McCormack has a right to be heard.

I think she's been kissed a lot.

I think you might want to dress down for now.

I thought I was alone.

I thought it was something that I wasn't doing right.

I thought only pansies wore neckties.

I thought that at least you believed in me.

I thought you guys were actually gonna fight or something.

I told them...

I took care of that last week. Registered him and everything.

I treated you decent!

I used to get such a kick watching you work up your sermons.

I volunteered.

I wanna get a beer.

I wanna tell you something.

I want you to see what you've been missing.

I want you to tell me it ain't so, Mr. Chicago Big Shot.

I wanted to tell you myself.

I was almost jealous.

I was angry, you were angry.

I was down in Denver last year...

I was surprised.

I wasn't stealing, gambling, dancing...

I watch you, I see.

I welcome his test.

I welcome this challenge from my Lord...

I will. You have a good week now. Bye.

I'd say to them, "You'd never ask me that..."

I'll be home for supper.

I'll be okay. I'll sneak in at home. I'll be fine.

I'll be out there. Don't worry. I'm just gonna grab a beer.

I'll bet he's scared shitless, and he turns out in ten seconds.

I'll get Jim Earlhaus over here. Will you stop?

I'll lay you flat, Ariel.

I'll set up, Vi.

I'll tell ya, you're gonna bounce off the goddamn walls here.

I'll tell you something. If I gotta get up in front of that council...

I'll tell you, there was this place called the Blue Heaven.

I'm afraid I would have difficulty endorsing an enterprise...

I'm afraid I'd suffer by comparison.

I'm busting my balls trying to fit in and every door slams in my face.

I'm calling to remind you to come to the town council meeting.

I'm concerned about your well being, that's all.

I'm going away.

I'm gonna get you.

I'm gonna take Ren a potato.

I'm know I'm not making it easier.

I'm no saint, you know!

I'm not blind.

I'm not even a virgin.

I'm not stupid!

I'm off’ cause they don't have funds for one more gymnast, but thank you.

I'm responsible for the spiritual life of this community.

I'm running out of answers.

I'm sorry about the other night at the drive in, about the music.

I'm sorry you have to see me like this.

I'm standing up here before you today...

I'm still not sure it was the right thing.

I'm talking to you. Where'd your tie go?

I'm told that the senior class at the high school...

I've already applied to colleges.

I've always insisted on...

I've been watching you. I know you're not stupid.

I've heard he's a troublemaker.

If he wasn't testing us...

If our Lord wasn't testing us, how would you account...

If our Lord wasn't testing us, why, he could take all...

If we could get one to dance, just one, then that was it.

If we don't start trusting our children...

If you ask me, Ren is a total fox.

If you could explain to me my father maybe I could explain your son.

If you could just once, just for one minute...

If you weren't, you would've asked me what was wrong. You knew.

Is he really gonna get us a dance?

Is that what I get? Huh?

Is that what you're trying?

Is the spiritual corruption that can be involved.

Isn't this where I'm supposed to confess my sins to my preacher? In church!

It is my duty to look after the spiritual growth of you...

It is our way of celebrating life.

It started four or five years ago, I guess.

It started when kids got killed in a car wreck.

It was like a huge underground circus, you know.

It won't be a drunken brawl. It's just a dance.

It won't be long before every community standard is violated.

It wouldn't be a spiritual corruption, he'd think about it.

It's 20 years now I've been a minister's wife.

It's a shock to the system, moving out here from the big city.

It's all right.

It's easy. Look. This is your clutch, your gas, your brake.

It's for taking on my father.

It's hard to impose a curfew on the young people in my congregation...

It's just that...

It's just the same with them.

It's just the two of us again.

It's made up of seven people.

It's McCormack, ain't it?

It's not as if we don't talk.

It's not quite so obvious how I should handle it.

It's over.

It's stuff we're not supposed to read.

It's the only way I know to reach people's emotions.

It's the way it was in the beginning.

It's the way it's always been. It's the way it should be now.

It's true.

It's true. This isn't the only place either. You'd be surprised.

It's uplifting. It doesn't confuse people's minds and bodies.

It's, it's a classic.

Join me to pray to the Lord...

Join me to pray to the Lord...

Jump back!

Just 'cause he hasn't lived in this town for 20 years...

Just 'cause. I'm cut out for more than this small town.

Just a few of us. And we stand here.

Just give it some thought. Okay? Sleep on it.

Just like driving a sports car. Nothing could be simpler.

Just once.

Just remember he's chicken shit. Hang in there. You'll be great!

Just step out of the car, please.

Just think about it. Okay, thanks. See you later.

Keep thinking like that, man, and you are gonna get creamed.

Kick his ass!

Kill the son of a bitch! Help, somebody!

Kinda out of it.

King David, who we read about in Samuel.

Ladies and gentlemen, moving up behind us...

Leaping and dancing before the Lord."

Leaping and dancing.

Let go and hope that you've understood...

Let me ask you something. Why this dance in this town?

Let me ask you something. Why this dance in this town?

Let me go, goddamn it!

Let me in.

Let's dance!

Let's see what you're made of!

Lights!

Like a first time parent...

Like it or not, this is it. It doesn't get much better.

Listen, has anybody ever died doing this?

Listen, I know you're gonna do what you gotta do...

Listen. We started dancing, right?

Look, I gotta go.

Look, I...

Look, you know I would never try to take the place of your father.

Lulu, you taste one of these, you'll burn your recipe.

Maybe because if I did, your boyfriend would remove my lungs.

Maybe you shouldn't try so hard to forget your brother...

Maybe...

McCormack, where the hell are you?

Meet him the back of his daddy's field tomorrow...

Mom, is that true?

Mondays, Wednesdays and Thursdays he's at the Beamis Mill till 6:00.

Most of the time we just stand and scream.

Mr. Chairman, could I address myself to this?

Mr. Collins said he heard things about you.

Mrs. McCormack, your sister has us so excited about you coming.

My business was off, but people are taking business away from me.

My cousin lives in Montana, and ya can't dance where she lives either.

My daddy hates me wearing these boots.

My name is Ren McCormack and I would like to move on behalf...

My name's Willard. Hewitt.

My older brother was one who got killed.

Nice.

No fights.

No, I don't. I'm sick and tired of you coming in on her side!

No, thanks. I got my own sources. I'm getting into hog tranquilizers...

No, wait. This is my fight, it's with the town, not with one guy.

No! I can never let up!

No. Ren did most of the driving.

No. The whole point was to do something here in Bomont.

No. We got one radio at home, but it's never on.

No. Why?

None of this is gonna undo one stupid accident.

Not in this town. There's eyes everywhere.

Not where it runs up to these tracks it ain't.

Not where it runs up to these tracks it ain't.

Now I'm thinking...

Now they're just convinced it's all a sin.

Now we can consider any new business.

Now will you stop?

Of most of the senior class of Bomont High School that the law...

Of this obscene rock and roll music...

Oh my god, I almost forgot. Cindy Addis had her baby.

Oh, Ariel, will you come and meet the McCormacks?

Oh, chicken!

Oh, hell, Ren, just remember to stay calm.

Oh, hi, Ariel.

Oh, I don't know. Same thing you do here. What do you do here?

Oh, it's... I think it's Haydn. Chamber pieces.

Oh, Mom, you really didn't have to.

Oh, Mom.

Oh, shit, really?

Oh, shit!

Oh, sure!

Oh, what?

Oh, yea.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? See that? I thought only assholes used the word pansy.

Oh, you wanna go down.

On the way to the car, she's already got her tongue in my ear.

Once you get going, slam it into fourth.

One car hits the other one, and they both go over the bridge. Dead.

One hundred proof, oh, yea.

One of these days, my Lord is going to come to me...

Only fairies dance.

Only they don't know they're choking.

Or do I trust you to yourselves?

Or reading books I'm not supposed to.

Or so that their crops would be plentiful...

Or so their hunt would be good.

Or to try to make your father forget him, you know?

Otherwise I'm just gonna disappear.

Ow! Come on!

People will know you're scared.

Personally, I don't like that lousy son of a bitch.

Places in Kansas and Arkansas. All over the place.

Places upstate you can't dance.

Please...

Praise the Lord in singing...

Pretty soon, they'd start buying us beers.

Put that down! Don't even think about that.

Ren McCormack made a lot of people stop and think.

Ren, get up! Beat the shit out of him!

Ren's going to be new at the high school tomorrow.

Reverend Moore, Mrs. Evans is calling about that dance at school.

Reverend, if you'll excuse my saying so...

Reverend, you done a good thing here.

Rich, you sly little shit. You just made a whole sentence.

Right?

Right? So we left the place.

Roger, the town council has no intention of bowing...

Roger! Eleanor! What are you doing?

Rusty, he was fighting to save your honor.

Sarah, hush.

Sarah! Amy, eat!

Scream?

Screw 'em. And this is only one little corner of the world.

See how television and those kinds of books influence children?

See, this is our time to dance.

September, when you go to college, you can dress like David Bowie.

Shaw Moore walked into that meeting with votes already in his pocket.

Shaw Moore's one of 'em. Burlington Cranston is another.

Shaw, don't you think we could wait on this?

Shaw, you can't be a father to everybody.

Shaw?

Shaw?

She rips my shirt open. She's clawing my chest.

She says we can't go to her place 'cause of her roommate, right?

She'll have to start answering for herself.

She's become so willful and obstinate.

She's biting my neck, and I'm trying to get over the stick shift...

She's got seats in the car that recline back. All the way back.

She's just trying to make people forget she's a preacher's kid.

She's like her father.

Shit, mister, where are you goin'?

Shut up!

Sing unto the Lord a new song.

Sit down!

Slaughterhouse Five.

Slaughterhouse Five. Isn't that an awful name?

Slow dancing, like we're stuck to each other.

So far away from the hustle and bustle of the 20th century?"

So he wants to see me. Then she walks away.

So she tells me...

So that one day I can deliver all of you unto his hands.

So that you wouldn't think that we were...

So the price of a dog license will go from $3.50 to $4.50.

Some poems that get made up.

Some trouble at the high school, I think it was drugs.

Someday.

Something you want in this town, you'll have to talk to them.

Sometimes after football games we come out here.

Sometimes people run out of things to say.

Sometimes things don't make any sense.

Son of a bitch is gonna pay for that!

Sounds great to me.

Sounds okay.

Stop it, Chuck!

Stop it!

Stupid?

Support Ren McCormack at the council meeting tomorrow night.

Sure, Willard.

Sure.

Take a deep breath. You ready?

Taking responsibility for your lives.

Tell me.

Tell your mother to go on to bed. I still have a lot of work.

Thank heavens you're here. People are calling.

Thank you for...

Thank you, Virginia. It was real good.

Thank you.

Thanks for coming for me.

Thanks.

That all of our lives are tied up with each of us.

That I can't even enforce in my own home.

That I pissed Chuck off, right?

That I was bored?

That I was busy? That I was tired?

That most of the people in our community will agree with me.

That plague the big cities of this country...

That takes care of old business. Burlington?

That there is a time for every purpose under heaven.

That tie is fabulous!

That was your friend Ren.

That's a great book.

That's it! Jump, you chicken!

That's it. That's it, man.

That's not why I'm off the team. No, no.

That's one more thing Ariel is not going to forgive me for, but...

That's what you get for sniffing spray starch.

That's when they started passing laws against booze...

That's your emergency brake. These operate your bucket.

The floor is now open for any new business.

The Lord smiles on us out there.

The Reverend was right about you.

The same sorrows, and that we care.

The thing that distresses me even more, Ren...

The two of you were so wonderful once.

There ain't nothing to do with me, Daddy.

There was this bunch of kids snuck over the state line...

There you go.

There's no question. It was Duane Capps.

There's no sense blowing it up into something that it isn't.

There's nothing to understand.

There's only seven of them, right?

These dances and this kind of music can be destructive.

These kids were playing highway tag and they were drunk.

These pornographic books and albums...

They become sexually irresponsible.

They danced in prayer...

They have to look down to see heaven.

They meet every third Thursday of the month.

They still talking about that dance?

They were on church and school probation for weeks!

They weren't hurting in the car. I wanna dance.

They're over at the library.

They've only been here eight hours.

Think I don't see you looking at him like some bitch in heat?

This is all out of books?

This is gorgeous!

This is great! What...

This is Mrs. McCormack and her son. Is it Ren?

This is not the first time.

This is outrageous!

This was found in one of the athletic lockers at school.

This was the best. Ginger.

Throw it, honey. Throw it.

To guide them in their endeavors.

To heaven with his daughter sitting like a cherry on top of it.

To see some rock and roll group...

To the bottomless pit.

To wishes of a small group of students.

Today someone suggested to me there's been...

Tom Sawyer is a classic.

Tore up the fields, turned over a tractor.

Turn out!

Twenty five dollars. They wouldn't even let me off with a warning.

Uh oh, he's taking the car.

Up on the roof, oh, yeah.

Usually works like that.

Wait a minute! I've been going with Duane Capps. He'd never have the time.

Wait a minute. I got no beef with him.

Wait a minute. You hear that?

Wait. There was this one.

Waitress, let me have another beer.

Wanna see something?

Watch that attitude, boy! This way I don't have to take you in.

Watching.

We call it "The Yearbook."

We could have a dance! You know, a dance?

We could start one of your nightclubs right in the church.

We danced our asses off.

We decided these books...

We didn't come all this way just to sit it out.

We didn't get any support from you.

We get to the car.

We have a perfect right to determine what our children...

We should go to the library and remove this corruption.

We'd get out on the floor and we'd really start to smoke.

We'd start cuttin' in, and these girls would stop.

We'll just call this a sample, and you know where you can get more.

We're almost dancing.

We're both a little tired from the move.

We're conducting an official meeting.

We're conducting an official meeting.

We're losing her, Vi.

We're not gonna tolerate any disturbances.

We're not living in the goddamn Middle Ages. We got TV, Family Feud.

We're not stuck in Leave It to Beaver land here.

Well, I haven't noticed a wet T shirt contest in town yet.

Well, thank you.

Well, there's no chance of that.

Well...

Wendy Jo!

Wham! Suddenly you wanna know everything!

What about the long arm of Reverend Moore?

What am I going to tell him on that day?

What are you doing here?

What are you gonna do now?

What are you gonna do when I go away to college?

What did David do? What did David do?

What do you mean I gotta fight city hall?

What happens tomorrow at 5:30?

What I've been telling you about the trouble and drugs.

What if it ain't?

What if you have your dance in Bayson?

What is it?

What is it? The Holy Bible?

What is this someday shit?

What is this, Roger? I don't know this book.

What the hell happened? Why'd you get kicked off the team?

What the hell is that?

What the hell's the problem?

What was it? Who told you?

What were you saying?

What?

What? Oh, shit!

What's her story? Is she really tough or what?

What's it?

What's so funny?

What's the matter?

What's the music?

When Dad first threatened to leave, I thought it was because of me.

When did you all decide to sit in judgment?

When do my ears get old enough, Daddy? When do you stop protecting me?

When he could sweep this pestilence from the face of the earth...

When this hat flies in the air, you better have your butt in gear.

When was it? Thursday?

When was the last time you seen your dick, partner?

When we got rid of that young English teacher at the school...

When you've burned all of these, what are you gonna do then?

Where are you going?

Where did you hear that?

Which is as fraught with genuine peril...

Which it is...

Who elected you to be the saviors of everybody's souls in Beaumont?

Who makes mistakes...

Who were you with?

Who's convinced?

Who's we? Whose authority are you acting on?

Whole damn town.

Whole town went bananas, blaming it on the music, liquor and dancing.

Why do you wanna do that, honey?

Why don't you comb your hair?

Why don't you have some cake?

Why? I like the tie.

Willard, how could you let our new student eat this food?

With a very troubled heart.

With one mighty gesture of his hand?

Woody doesn't know a dance from a dipstick.

Would I do that with a real joint? You know what an ounce goes for?

Would I shit you? Right?

Would you tell her I'll call her back after Junior Bible?

Yeah, I'm nervous.

Yeah, Mom?

Yeah, you know what else we could do?

Yeah.