Without a Paddle (2004) Edit

A Thursday?

A trip? Great call. Where we going?

Abort the fetal position! It's not working!

Actually, I can't.

After everything we've been through,

Again, not that abnormal.

All data points to us being... How do you humans say it?

All right, all right. Heave ho.

All right, fellas.

All right, I know you guys won't grasp this concept,

All right, I'm out of here.

All right, ladies, on your feet. Let's get this over with.

All right, let's load up. There's treasure in them hills.

All right, suckers.

All right, that is it. I'm out.

All right, that's it. You're dead.

All right.

All right.

All right. Let's rudder back.

All right. This trip is officially over. This is finished! Let's...

All we gotta do is jump up over that 100 foot waterfall,

And a long and unbelievably happy life together.

And he had a flashlight. He was gonna signal me,

And he wouldn't do it unless we were all together.

And his best friend too.

And I also like being out here. I like this, right now.

And I know that sounds dumb, but it's something that we have to do.

And I will prove to her that I grew up just enough

And I won't have a parking space anymore.

And I'm gonna get it. Come on, pleated pants, let's go.

And if we don't?

And if you work hard, you get it all back.

And if you're from the logging company,

And it's got a camera and it's got an address book and, listen,

And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years ago

And my two friends and I are lost in the woods. Hello?

And now you wanna cuddle with it.

And people who live in the environment.

And the city they call Long Beach

And the snow must have covered up the top there.

And the years have been going by faster and faster.

And then all of a sudden,

And then held each other, soaking wet, until the morning.

And then I jumped on the grenade to save my buddies and...

And then I'm gonna distract them. You two slide down after me. All right?

And then we hike the Devil's Staircase,

And then you, you scared us with your testicle mounting speech.

And there were some harsh words exchanged,

And there's fresh salmon in that river for the taking.

And these guys are down there beating them up. And these are their guns.

And we found it, so we get our most valuable possessions back.

And we have a special dedication by Dan's mom, entitled:

And we have a special dedication by Dan's mom, entitled:

And we're trespassing, but there's a perfectly good explanation.

And what's your forest name?

And you gotta go right now.

And, Tom, I believe this is your contribution.

And... Who cares, you know?

Angie!

Any signs of life?

Are you gonna catch it when I throw it up?

Are you maintaining a safe distance back there?

Are you sure?

As three local heroes emerge to a cheering crowd.

At the Monsoon Lagoon.

At work, I just sit in my office and I think,

Baby! You're home.

Bag it when you're done. Put it in the basket up top.

Bears have very short attention spans. I know a guy who trains them.

Because I am busy trying to convince the love of my life

Because I was a white water guide in Northern California, NoCal.

Because I'm afraid somehow it'll get, like, d****d over my head

Because I've been alone in this cabin for 30 years.

Because if they found out I got stoned, they'll think that I'm a stoner.

Because we're doing it!

Because you don't have a head, because I cut it off!

Being alive, that's the treasure.

Billy thought D.B. landed right here. There's no way he did this as a kid.

Billy. Jesus, Billy.

Billy's dead.

Blew my rib cage all to shit.

Boy, he smacked me right in the head.

Boy...

Bring the tail out.

But don't let go

But I have patients and...

But I might be out of the house. For a bit. Yeah, because

But I'm never off, always on To the break of dawn

But if he did one thing right,

But if you waste your time,

But it's not them, you know what I mean?

But look at this, pal!

But you could've left.

But, really...

C O M P T O N

C 3PO.

Calm down, Daniel, we're gonna be all right.

Can you make it?

Catch the rope!

Catch you around, boys!

Chasing these jag offs.

Chew it up and eat it.

Cinnamon.

Class IV, V?

Climbing with the possibility of...

Close to your heart.

Cobweb. Look out.

Come back to bed, you guys. I'm freezing.

Come on up.

Come on, Dan. Soothing songs from the past.

Come on, Dennis, I'm gonna get them!

Come on, Jer. Come up.

Come on, Jerry, get down.

Come on, prairie dog.

Come on, they must've headed up towards the river.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! I see them! I got them!

Come on.

Congrats. I'm happy for you.

Cooper parachuted out of a plane up north with a bunch of stolen cash.

Corner of Bumfuck and You Got a Purty Mouth.

Creeping me out.

Cut it down, Elwood.

D.B.

D.B. didn't burn it all.

D.B. had this plan, see.

Damn it, you head to the left. I'll cut them off.

Dan, what's that next to your signature? That's not blood.

Dan, you're the only one small enough to go through.

Dancing...

Dano, let's go.

Dano, whatever happened between you and Cockeyed Katie, anyway?

Dano!

Dano! Hey.

Dead! D E A D! Dead!

Del was looking for him, but it was winter.

Denise. What are you doing home? Hey.

Did I ask you to talk?

Did you know he ran with the bulls?

Did you notice how many hot chicks were at that funeral?

Didn't she kiss you once?

Do you guys have a cell phone that we could use?

Do you really wanna hear this crap?

Do you really wanna hurt me?

Do you really wanna hurt me?

Do you really wanna hurt me?

Do you really wanna hurt me?

Do you really wanna make me cry?

Do you really want to make me cry?

Do you think there's beer in heaven?

Do you think they saw us?

Do you understand?

Doctors study other doctors' work.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Don't get cocky, 30 year old Dr. Mott, with 46 years of school under his belt.

Don't give up. Keep looking. Hey, is it cool to be a grown up?

Don't make me go in through the throat.

Don't need any.

Don't waste the ammo.

Don't worry. We're all gonna do great things.

Don't you cry for me

Dr. Mott has finally run out of things to be afraid of.

Dry timber...

Dudes, dudes. Seriously. Seriously.

Dudes.

Dy no mite!

Dy no mite.

Dy no mite.

Dy no mite.

Dy no mite.

Earth Child's limbs were just waving, heaving back and forth,

Eat it.

Eat it.

Eating our mosquito netting. Just salted it up, and it was good.

Elwood,

Elwood, that is the best idea you have had, ever.

Elwood, throw it!

Elwood, what are you doing?

Elwood, you all right?

End of the line, boys. Come on down.

Every day I develop some new and exciting phobia.

Every time I get comfortable.

Every time.

Except there's no one around to hear me play it.

Excuse me for getting an MD and starting a successful practice.

Excuse me, sir? Sir? Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me. I found a way to make 12 grand a month without having an MD.

Explaining?

Fine. But I say we avoid them and we launch around the bend there, okay?

First thing, I want you to put some clothes on.

First we gotta find our way out of this hellhole,

Fly free and know that love follows you.

Follow that right down to the bottom of the mountain.

Footprints with no people in them.

Footprints.

For Billy.

For me, Jer, for me?

Forward! No, backstroke, backstroke!

Forward! No, backstroke, backstroke!

Forward! No, backstroke, backstroke!

Freeze, perverts.

Full on Tantric orgasm, are you kidding me? Hey, didn't...?

Full on Tantric orgasm.

Gentlemen.

Get on your wheeler.

Get that right combination...

Get the loot.

Get up, you stoner dogs!

Get you away from that computer, Jer!

Get you out of the doctor's office, Dano.

Getting close, Elwood.

Give me that.

Give them hell, Tommy.

Glad I caught you guys before you headed out. I got something for you.

Go up the river, all Huck Finn, Apocalypse Now style.

Go, go, back here. Come on.

Go, go, go!

Go!

Go. Go.

God, I remember it being taller.

Good God! Let's pull off memory highway.

Good morning, Sandi. TGIF.

Good plan, Jerry. One small change.

Good work, Dan.

Good work, Dan.

Good. You're on your way home. What time do you get in?

Got a real kick to it.

Got it! Grab it!

Great mother of ganja.

Gun.

Guys, I think we found him.

Guys, I wanna pull over. I need to take some Dramamine...

Guys, let's pull over.

Had a passion for cycling. Disliked liars.

Have a good day, doc.

Have a good life, boys.

Having a spot of trouble, are you, city slickers?

He burnt the cash to stay warm.

He could do it all.

He couldn't. It was Del's share.

He liked us, I remember. And he'll send out a rescue boat. And...

He must have broke his legs in the landing and then stumbled in this hole.

He must've been adding to the box over the years.

He plotted out the whole trip.

He reconstructed the jump. He pinpointed D.B.'s landing.

He sent me a postcard from Spain.

He traded every dollar for just a few more hours of life.

He was funny.

He's getting away on my wheeler!

He's trying to fatten Dan up so they can hibernate together.

Hell, I don't know where he landed.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Anyone out there? My name's Jerry Conlaine,

Hello? Excuse me, miss?

Help!

Help!

Here he is, boys,

Here we go. Attention.

Here, let us wash them for you.

Here, let us wash them for you.

Here's the plan.

Here's the thing, the guys and I...

Here's the thing. I know how to read a river better than you can read a book.

Here's to Billy.

Hey, 100 grand and my left nut says

Hey, can we use your phone?

Hey, come on, now. Give me a hand.

Hey, Dano, let's see what you packed us for dinner.

Hey, Dano.

Hey, Dano.

Hey, do you hear that?

Hey, don't!

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey. Fight's over, fellas.

Hey, I am not the navigator map guy.

Hey, I bet they got eaten up by scavengers.

Hey, I'm gonna make a call.

Hey, look, there's light coming from over there.

Hey, Mom. I can't really talk right now.

Hey, there's a beer in the river. Cool.

Hey, Tony.

Hey, you get back. You get back. I'm not afraid to use this!

Hey! Hey! I agreed to come. You said I could drive.

Hey! No, no.

Hey! Oh, my God, Dano, how could you?!

Hey! What's up, B.A. Baracus?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Does a bear shit in the woods?

Hey. Where's the bear?

Hey...

Hi there, coalminer's daughter. You want a hand?

Hi, honey.

Hi. Jerry and Denise are no longer doing it.

Hi. This is Jerry, and I can't come to the phone right now,

His Indy compass.

Hiya, boys. Nice day.

Hold on a second, guys. You know what we should do?

Honey, don't you think every night should be special?

How about a little Fort Cooper classic.

How did your phone get all the way up here?

How do you guys get supplies?

How do you know what she did with her downstairs?

How long do you think she'll keep looking for me?

How should I be, Dr. Dan? Tell me.

How was the surf?

How you like me now, boy?

How you like me now, fish?

How you like me now?

Hurt me

I agree.

I am a doctor now.

I am sick of waiting to die.

I bet you we spent half our childhood planning that trip.

I can't believe that Billy kept the Duke in running shape all these years.

I can't, I can't, it's a deal breaker.

I couldn't go. I was detained in Mexico.

I didn't know there were dudes underneath.

I don't believe this, man.

I don't know that there has ever been a better time to give up hope.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know, but it scared away our friend. Let's get out of here.

I don't need to know what happened.

I don't see your name on it.

I don't think I can.

I don't think I can.

I don't wanna stop and find out. Just keep going.

I forgot the Cherokee had been using the flashlight for thousands of years.

I found this in my dad's pickup right before he went to jail.

I gave this to him before he took off on his trip. He must've...

I got carried away by a bear. And then we spent the night sleeping in a tree.

I got the stern. Work the bow, work the bow, Jer.

I got you!

I gotta make a quick call, all right?

I hate you guys.

I have an idea.

I have spent the last, like, two hours within sniffing distance

I have two of the best friends anyone could ever ask for.

I hear you're a river guide.

I just don't know if I'm cut out for the whole family wife kids thing.

I just have to outrun you.

I just need to know which way they went.

I know a thing or two about rapid riding

I know you will.

I looked for him for months and months. So did the FBI,

I lost everything.

I love Rio.

I love the cleaver.

I mean, look at all this research.

I mean, look at this.

I mean, metaphorically, I know what you mean.

I mean, this is serious. I lost my inhaler.

I mean, we're a lot alike, don't you think?

I mean, you got a big old bank account, a ginormous house,

I mean...

I must have been crazy. I...

I need to visit the little trees' room.

I never thought I'd be happy to hear anything that sounds like Creed.

I predict you'll be puking in that river before the end of the night, Tom.

I read you, son. This is Breaker Station 22.

I remember he caught me with it.

I saw how to do this on the Discovery Channel.

I seem to recall a certain part of that wager being one left nut,

I still want you.

I suspect Tom is drunk. I didn't wanna say anything,

I swear to God, I think he figured it out.

I think he would.

I think he's gonna try to cook us.

I think I got them, Dennis!

I think I just swallowed my underpants.

I think I might still be stoned.

I think I see them.

I think I'm gonna wait until we get to the ranger station.

I think it laid eggs in my stomach.

I think it means he's out. Like, coming out.

I think this is just a misunderstanding.

I think we can slow down. I haven't heard dogs or guns for hours.

I thought I'd just gotten shitfaced and bought a bunch of sombreros.

I told you not to use my buck knife.

I told you.

I toss it, you grab it. That's your part of the deal.

I totally did, though.

I walk through the valley of the shadow...

I was afraid of needles.

I will give you four cows for Denise's hand in marriage.

I will give you one thing: Your dad was a piece of work.

I will.

I wish I would've brought my dancing shoes so we can go clubbing.

I won't do it. I won't play the role of nagging girlfriend anymore.

I wonder where he's gonna end up.

I would kill to have a woman at home willing to have sex with me every night.

I would've, if your friend, the big ass bear, didn't eat the map.

I wouldn't be so jealous of me if I were you.

I wouldn't mind wearing one of these deer pelts up there.

I, for one, choose death.

I'd find him and then we were gonna work our way down to Rio.

I'd get dressed faster if I was you

I'll get a canoe. I'll get some rope.

I'll just breathe.

I'll just get over my chronic respiratory illness.

I'll write you a prescription. Let's go.

I'm a doctor, so I usually do the touching.

I'm afraid of the dark, Jerry.

I'm all natural.

I'm blessed with good taste.

I'm eating salmon tonight.

I'm gonna go check out the canoe situation.

I'm gonna have to use a distinct pattern now. They got used to the figure eight.

I'm gonna rappel down. And then I'm gonna secure the rope

I'm just trying to make it out of here alive.

I'm not an astronaut. I'm an American.

I'm not blaming anyone.

I'm not having the fun you promised me!

I'm out.

I'm out.

I'm sorry I got you into this.

I'm sorry, I...

I'm sorry, Slug. We can't abandon our post.

I'm sorry, you guys,

I'm sorry. My bad. I'm so sorry.

I'm starting to feel warm.

I'm thinking about a Tom sandwich.

I'm with my face right next to the... And you blow...

I've got a really good life. I mean, I've got an amazing life.

I've known you almost, what, 25 years now?

I've never seen you have even a hint of asthma, anything.

I've shot a class 45, and I've never lost a man.

If I was gonna kill you, I would have done it outside.

If it's good enough to take Them off a proper chunk

If we didn't have bad luck, we wouldn't have luck at all.

If you bring it in, you take it out. Right?

If you look to your left, you can totally see her downstairs.

If you need Denise, call her on her cell.

If you wanna roll down those stockings, I could give you one.

If you're gonna kill us, just do it already, okay?

If your life's worth living too, because if it is,

In a giant redwood called Earth Child. Over.

In a tree. We'll find you. We will give assistance and whatnot.

In fact, the only thing I've sold lately is some clothes and CDs.

In here, boys!

In order to stalk your prey,

In state history while hiking in a remote section of the Cascades.

In the middle of summertime. Aside from getting all sorts

In the morning, I'm gonna point you in the right direction,

In the wrong part of the river.

Incredibly stupid together.

Interesting.

Iron ore. There's iron in the hills.

Iron. Iron.

Is that the corpse of Billy Newwood?

Is the oldest trick in the book. I've used it.

Is there another one?

Is this living in the moment enough for you, Jerry?

Is this the carefree life with no responsibility that you wanted?

Is this the...? Is this the great wilderness adventure that you were dreaming of?

It all goes back in the box until we find the treasure.

It all goes back in the box.

It has to be. The parachute and the briefcase.

It only works with the map.

It should be like that now. Just listen to the song, man.

It snowed.

It was a mutual separation.

It was cute.

It was earwax.

It was like her eyes were trying to escape from her head.

It was nice.

It was not raising a complete idiot. You're not him, Tommy.

It was quite a view.

It was really good.

It wasn't me, it was Jerry. Jerry, why would you do that?

It won't bother you if you're in the fetal position.

It's a lot warmer in here.

It's a nice fire.

It's a rock formation called Grandpa's Nose.

It's a satellite phone, so it works everywhere.

It's all Billy ever talked about.

It's child's play, guy. We got it.

It's delicious. Very good, thank you.

It's doody, Dennis.

It's gonna be tough, but I'll focus.

It's gonna be... It's gonna be good.

It's important that you don't let them smell your fear.

It's Jerry Conlaine.

It's just for getting a girl naked.

It's just three more city boys got lost on the river, that's all.

It's killing time!

It's like this and like that And like this and...

It's like this and like that And like this...

It's my process. Leave me alone.

It's no time to give up hope. Let's just keep going.

It's not all burnt. I think we're gonna be okay.

It's our anniversary!

It's our only chance, Dano.

It's raining. It's raining.

It's scary, but ultimately ineffective. Lose it.

It's the greatest gig on the planet.

It's the weekend.

It's three naked deviates on my mountain.

It's weird.

It's... It's a mine shaft. They had to get the ore out somehow.

Jamming up my gun barrel.

Jer, is that you?

Jer, isn't the river supposed to fork?

Jerry and Denise cannot get to the phone right now,

Jerry here has the reworked formula,

Jerry, it's Mom. If you're there, will you please pick up.

Jerry, Jerry.

Jerry! Help!

Jerry! Officer!

Jesus.

Jo Jo, the one who had her downstairs pierced.

Just hold on loosely

Just keep rowing!

Just passing through?

Just relax, Condor.

Just say we're square.

Just seemed like the right night to outdo oneself, so...

Keep going, buddy.

Keep going!

Keep going. There's gotta be light. Do you see light?

Kind of seems about the same, actually.

Lay down beside me.

Leadeth me in paths of righteousness for his name's sake...

Let's get this done with.

Let's go take Billy's trip.

Let's see who's eating salmon tonight and who's eating crow.

Let's... Let's find D.B.'s treasure.

Let's... Let's take Billy's trip.

Lie to me. I don't care.

Light on the Tom.

Lights.

Like she was dancing in the rhythm to the thunder. It was just like...

Like, he's finally admitted he's gay.

Like, real big.

Listen up, karma chameleons. Nobody's dying.

Listen up. Go due north till you get to the top of the ridge,

Listen, I say we just try talking...

Listen. We don't want any trouble.

Look at that. Skynyrd likes fish heads almost as much as you do.

Look at this stud. Del!

Look at this, it's cold.

Look at this. It's one of our mix tapes. Remember we did the DJ intros?

Look,

Look, our only chance is to huddle together.

Look, that's east, west, north.

Looking for Grandpa's Nose.

Looks like someone ordered a set of teeth.

Lose the cleaver.

Lots of vitamins in these fish heads.

Lovers never ask you why

Lovers never ask you why

Lynyrd. Skynyrd. Come here.

Make jokes. That's a really good idea.

Man, I can't believe that I would listen to you guys.

Man, our whole crop is burning! Those assholes are dead!

Man! Look at that.

Matrix.

May I ask you one question? Could you really see their downstairs?

Maybe my treasure will help buy your submarine.

Meat cleaver's my favorite.

Metaphorically, have you ever spent 30 years in a cabin?

Miss 1981, Julie McDonald. 38 24 36. Unforgettable.

More of your own homemade fashions?

Mr. Joe Tattoo, Mr. Motorcycle Man, Mr. Super Cool, Mr. Bullet Wound...

Mr. T. How awesome is that?

Must've been a possum.

My back.

My bad. Missed an exit.

My cell phone. Where did you find that?

My friends are in that hole.

My girlfriends and I, we're gonna go on a search for the lost city of Atlantis.

My God...

My old man would not believe this.

Myself if need be while you two ran for it.

Name one girlfriend of mine who worked as a carny.

Nice racket, sheriff. What, do you get a cut of the weed profits?

Nice T shirt, JJ.

Nice. You shouldn't be proud of that, Dan.

No biting. No biting!

No kidding! It was like a discotheque with a coffin in the middle.

No more running.

No names. Fuzz.

No problem. That's typical river behavior.

No tattoos below the waist, never worked as a carny.

No wonder Denise is fed up with you.

No, actually, Jerry, I'm convinced that this is the perfect time to give up hope.

No, actually, we're not square.

No, but there's a Shut Up You Big Baby Ridge.

No, but we will die of hypothermia.

No, didn't they pioneer the D battery?

No, I ain't D.B. Cooper.

No, I don't.

No, I think Jerry's right. I think this whole thing's just in your head.

No, I'm...

No, it's okay, honestly. I'm actually not really into being touched.

No, look. Look what he's holding.

No, no. I never jumped off of there.

No, thanks. I'm...

No, that's it.

No, they're not gonna kill Earth Child. They're after us.

No, we're not, Jerry.

No!

No!

No.

No.

No. But I ate a Brownie once.

No. I lied about that too.

No. I'm saying I forgot to hold on to it while my ass

No. It just goes straight the whole way. Straight shot.

No...

Not quite.

Not really, my man.

Not right now, you idiots.

Not till he puts Jabba back in his hut.

Now we can get back on the river.

Now, Dennis, you don't understand...

Now, look, I'm tired of talking.

Now...

Of a sweaty ball sack and a sweaty ball sack, and I am out. I'm out.

Of being there for her in this relationship,

Of diseases and things, they just wind up being the victims

Oh, boy!

Oh, boy. We should go.

Oh, great. We got us a couple of weed freaks.

Oh, great. You know,

Oh, hey, Tom, wait. You can use these.

Oh, it's theirs.

Oh, Jo Jo. That's one.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God, is that Everest?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That thunderstorm was so spiritual.

Oh, my God. That was your...

Oh, my goodness. Look at this ensemble. I like it.

Oh, my throat, neck, chest.

Oh, no, I couldn't. That bark shot right through me.

Oh, of course.

Oh, okay, why didn't I think of that?

Oh, shit.

Oh, Susanna

Oh, what's that? You can't hear me?

Oh, wow, that's gonna be a great scar.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You could see everything. It was...

Oh, you messy thing. Let me get that.

Okay, Jerry, didn't you see on the map that the river split?

Okay, just keep your eyes open

Okay, okay.

Okay, that's... I mean, that's a little weird, right?

Okay, will do.

Okay? And I'm gonna do it. I got it covered.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Sorry.

On my go. Ready?

On the road.

One day, you'll see, I've always been correct.

One third, one third, one third?

One, two, three.

Only way they can go now is up the mountain.

Or a way out of here.

Or I'll shoot your testicles off

Or on your back. I got D.B.'s bones in my satchel.

Or you can always try these fancy new things called matches.

Our first date! How many hints do I need to give you?!

Over and out!

Over the edge you go, boys.

Over there. It looks like a clearing.

Oxygen in there...

Peace. Over.

Piece of advice: You can lose your money,

Playing the harmonica, waiting for something better,

Please tell me that was not you proposing to me.

Please, just be careful.

Please. You liked this song just as much as I did.

Point is, I've spent the best years of my life sitting on the porch,

Precious kisses, words that burn me

Precious kisses, words that burn me

Prepare to port. I'm gonna drink some beer!

Pretty thick country up there.

Putting the shit together

Quiet time. Quiet.

Quit messing around.

Rarely.

Really?

Really? How do you do that?

Reeds? Like pussy willow reeds? Really?

Relax, you're almost through.

Remember that, Flower?

Remember we pricked our fingers, took a blood oath?

Remember, carry your friends wherever you go.

Right here.

Right out there in the open.

Right, Dano?

Right.

Right.

Rocks! Rocks! Keep rowing!

Run!

Same stroke, same stroke!

See, I won't even keep it in the house anymore,

See? I told you guys.

See? That wasn't that hard, was it?

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Selling Harleys.

Sent me 156 feet in the air.

She ate everything.

She had that website:

Sheriff.

Sheriff. I never thought I'd be happy to see you again.

Sheriff. Thank God you're here.

Shine the fish, old Cherokee trick.

Shit. I think it's Tony.

Shoot the one driving!

Should we check out the priceless treasures of our youth?

Shut it.

Signed, a bunch of kids.

Sitting out in the water.

Slug. His forest name is Slug.

So did the cops. No D.B., no money.

So happy right now.

So I'll pass the ball on to him.

So let's go find it.

So much for the treasure.

So then we run straight into this freezing, like, water pond.

So we ran out of food in Borneo, so we just ended up

So you don't have it?

So you're saying you lost the map? You don't have it?

So, Del,

So? There's a lot of people that are afraid of the dark.

So...

Soaking wet.

Someone's buying the first round. Not it.

Someone's happy to see me.

Someone's here, someone's here.

Sorry, Padre.

Sorry, Slug. Cell phones are bad for the environment

Squirrel.

Squirrel.

Stay calm.

Stop cheerleading and help, man!

Stop, drop and roll!

Stop. Stop. You're gonna run into...