How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003) Edit

A helpless little baby in need of tender, loving care.

A lot of you out here don't know Benjamin Barry.

A spin by Jackson.

A woman in love wants diamonds.

A woman loves a man who can cook. Yeah?

A woman never reveals her age.

About the woman who contracted that fungus from the unsterilized tools.

After Butch.

After the Knicks game, that she was a goddess.

All right, everyone in for a buck. Next card five.

All right, guys. Let's try to get through one hand.

All right, listen, you can't name my member Princess Sophia.

All right, meet me at the 7th Avenue entrance.

All right, she up and decides she's gonna nickname my...

All right, take your five. Take your minute.

All right, there are many dark and dangerous things in there

All right, they say, A diamond is forever.

All right, you drove me half insane for a goddamn magazine article.

All right, you go back to cooking. Call me later.

All right? I'm sorry.

All right? Show me, show me, show me, show me.

All right. Excuse me, ma'am.

All right. I'm already maxed out. We got a nine up. Nine up, guys.

All right. Let me get back on track here. Gentle Ben starts with three ladies.

And a pleasure to meet you, Andie, but this is Isadora.

And after all this, he still didn't leave you?

And all the girls dreamed that they'd be Ben's partner

And all the girls think that they'd be your partner

And Andie Anderson, our resident how to girl.

And breathe.

And Do Blondes, Do They, Like, Really Have More Fun?

And doesn't really know what's she doing wrong,

And good for whoever she is.

And hang up 20 times.

And he has prepared a little musical snack

And he'll live, okay? I'm talking to you.

And I am the man that's gonna bring this home for you, Phil.

And I got tickets!

And I have to do something truly appalling.

And I must say, you look rather inspired yourself.

And I want your respect.

And I'm still deciding.

And if somebody flushes the toilet in Bayonne,

And it will be sort of a dating how to in reverse.

And it will be sort of a dating how to in reverse.

And it would be so great if you could just, you know,

And it's too late anyway 'cause Warren's meeting them for drinks

And knowledgeable sports fan and a wagering enthusiast.

And Mrs. DeLauer controls Mr. DeLauer.

And now I want to introduce a true musical legend, who will perform

And only then will the people of Tajikistan

And play with the kids. Maybe they won't lie, cheat and steal.

And seeing as how our clients run a lot of our campaigns

And thank you for making it easy for me to turn down.

And that dress! Andie! Now, does that come in my size?

And that's why I can sell myself to any woman, anywhere, anytime.

And the environment and foreign affairs, things I'm interested in.

And the game has run out.

And the Knicks over Sacramento 97 96.

And the whole family suffers from Tourette's.

And then all of a sudden, it's over, and I am mystified!

And then drive him away in a week and a half.

And then you decide.

And then you're gonna go a little bit here. A little give, a little go.

And this is our first child, Benny Jr.

And those Knicks tickets for tonight's game.

And we're not gonna be able to do that either 'cause I gotta go into work.

And well, you know, I've got two aces here.

And when was it that you first realized that you were attracted to other men?

And while I do that, would you please head over there and frost yourself?

And write articles like, How to Use the Best Pick up Lines,

And you are just in time for the lightning round, my dear.

And you get to wear the goofy looking helmet.

And you know that perfume you sprayed on my pillow?

And you weren't just, you know, pretending so he would win,

And you, Mom, Miss Pure of Heart. Pop, we'll talk later.

And, Andie, tonight, take smaller bites.

And, Michelle, I want it back.

Andie Anderson.

Andie Anderson.

Andie Anderson. Benjamin Barry.

Andie is kicking Ben's ass in Bullshit.

Andie, Andie, whoa, whoa, don't run off. Don't run off!

Andie, do you see any patches or insignia anywhere on my clothing?

Andie, I am loving your notes on this piece.

Andie, that wasn't the Chinese. It's Mike.

Andie, you work at Composure magazine.

Andie, you're so bad.

Andie!

Andie! Andie Anderson.

Andie! Oh, my God.

Andie! She's my how to girl.

Annual advertising billings of 50 to 60 million dollars,

Answer your phone!

Any single, available, straight woman, yes.

Anything I can do to help?

Anything?

Anyway, I know why he dumped me.

Arctic, freezing, frigid.

Are about as common as taxis on 5th Avenue?

Are the same as those needed to make a woman fall in love, yes.

Are the same as those needed to make a woman fall in love, yes.

Are we loving the way she looks, all?

Are you dating him, or are you contemplating adoption?

Are you kidding me? She's planning the wedding.

As in, Whoa, would you check out her frosting.

As my girlfriend.

As you make sure you got a real cool...

At Mullen's tonight to discuss their idea.

Attractive.

Awesome. That's great. Thank you. You look beautiful.

Baby talk?

Basically, everything we know guys hate.

Because you have held Ben to his lowest Bullshit score

Because you're a professional.

Before the 10 days are up,

Before we get started, how are you planning on paying for the session?

Ben Barry, you're so vain

Ben is a very lucky man.

Ben it's the only place I can go and write what I want to write.

Ben, Ben, maybe we should get you to a hospital.

Ben, you sell Joe Blow better than anyone else in my shop,

Ben!

Ben! Oh, my God! You're fine.

Ben. Ben.

Benji.

Benny bear, are you not answering your phone?

Benny Wenny's told me so much about you two.

Benny, I'm thirsty.

Benny, isn't that sweet.

Benny, it's Andie. Guess you're not home.

Besides, what, you think you left your purse at my place by accident?

Blow. Nobody likes a Mr. Sniffles.

Both.

Boy, drama, drama, drama.

Boys' night? You're giving him a boys' night?

Bring it back!

Bringing out the big guns.

Buck around the horn. Buck around the horn.

Bullshit, Mama.

Bullshit!

Bullshit!

Bullshit?

Bullshit.

Bullshit.

Bullshit.

Bullshit.

Bullshit.

But here are the stakes.

But I am not putting out.

But I must say, you are looking fabulous.

But I'm willing to consider it.

But it's never gonna appear in Composure magazine.

But only using the classic mistakes most women, like Michelle,

But only using the classic mistakes most women, like Michelle,

But she has a problem hanging on to relationships,

But then, he started getting really busy, and I didn't know where he was,

But these girls sell luxury better than anyone else in the business.

But this is game seven.

But we're still on for poker at your house, this week, yeah?

But, most impressively, he is one hell of a singer,

Bye. Say bye, Krully.

Call him in the middle of the night

Call me!

Can I get a whiskey sour, please?

Can I see you tomorrow?

Can you work with me, Marvin? Yeah?

Can't hear and can't see.

Carefully. Carefully.

Chalk one up to couples therapy.

Charge!

Charge!

Chef's special tonight, lamb with a cherry glaze.

Clutch! Clutch and a little brake. There we are.

Come here. I've seen this before, and I've seen it many times.

Come here. Let's watch this movie. It's good.

Come on in. Door's open.

Come on set.

Come on, baby, drive in the net!

Come on, Ben!

Come on, Ben.

Come on, guys. Concentrate.

Come on, people.

Congratulations.

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Defense!

Defense!

Defense!

Denying your subconscious desires

Did you hear that tone?

Did you hear?

Did you just witness the one woman homage to The Exorcist?

Did you meet Joey?

Dinner is served.

Do I look like the kind of person who knows the score of a Knicks game?

Do you have an ethical problem with rifling through a woman's purse?

Does Krull, the Warrior King want to come out and play?

Does Princess Sophia wanna come out and play?

Does that psychobabble really work on anybody?

Don Chaney wants to talk it over.

Don't be so sure.

Don't forget, staff meeting in 30 minutes.

Don't you break his heart, now.

Don't you? Don't you?

Drama, drama, drama.

Easy, pal. Chicago meeting.

Either one.

Every time my wife wants to divorce me, I suggest couples therapy.

Everything all right? Is this okay?

Exactly. The skills required to market diamonds

Exciting.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Hi.

Excuse me. Two champagnes, please, sir.

Fastest growing women's fashion magazine in the country.

Fifth and Twelfth, please. See you later.

Find the guy. Find the guy.

Five days is too short, and we go to press in 11. Yes?

Flip the switch.

Florence Nightingale syndrome.

For his new special friend Mrs. DeLauer.

For that diamond account I was telling you about.

For winning a game of Bullshit.

Foul on number 20, Allan Houston.

Francesco, huh?

Front row seats, right in the action. I mean, you can smell sweat.

Frost yourself.

Frost yourself.

Game two. Welcome to the front row, madame.

Get on over there, big man. Slick as a whistle.

Get the ball back! Get the ball back!

Get up. I'm not gonna let you lose your job on top of everything else.

Glint, glisten, scintillation.

Go ahead and pour yourself a glass of wine.

God, I hope so.

Good boys. Good.

Good job, though.

Good morning, ladies!

Good morning, sunshine.

Good night, Andie Anderson.

Good, neither am I.

Good.

Good. It's good, it's good, but it's not gonna crack this guy.

Good. We're good.

Got ladies over fours. Huh?

Got you. Got you, got you, got you.

Great. I'm starving.

Guys, a woman's purse, all right, it's her secret source of power.

Guys, did you know that diamonds

Guys, you wanna play cards here? What's going on?

Hang on.

Hanging with her for 10 days is gonna be no problem.

Have a little class, all right?

Have a nice day, ladies.

Have a seat. Get ready.

Haven't you had enough?

He always misses the shot from the top of the key.

He didn't know it was me. My number's blocked.

He farts like a howitzer, but he's family, so what are you gonna do?

He got stationed here about 10 years ago.

He is really cute.

He may get, like, a really good douche campaign.

He says he's a hell of a guy.

He was talking about...

He was the most adorable unconscious man, ever.

He's so vain

Hell, I'm sure now you can even use it as a little twist in your story.

Hell, we can go to Staten Island, spend the weekend with them, Andie.

Hello, Ben.

Hello, Ben.

Hello? Hello, where is everybody? Hey!

Her?

Her.

Here I go.

Here we go. Get rid of those over there. Thank you very much.

Here you go.

Here. Trust me.

Here's Sprewell with the fake. Gets the step on Christie.

Hey, all right. Look here, Sparky.

Hey, buddy. Game three tonight. Blondie's. Don't be late. I will kill you.

Hey, buddy. Small Coke, no ice. Small Coke, no ice.

Hey, can you hold still? Right there. Hold still.

Hey, don't feel bad.

Hey, don't pressure her. She's perusing.

Hey, hey, guys.

Hey, hey, hey, Andie. It is good to see you, too, sweetie.

Hey, hey, hey. It's too bad you missed it.

Hey, hey, let's not go too fast, okay?

Hey, hold him, hold him. Move it. Set your pick!

Hey, I got something to cheer you up.

Hey, lady, what do you wanna do?

Hey, lady!

Hey, listen, tomorrow night my boss is throwing a party

Hey, Mom.

Hey, you never told me that you wore diapers till you were five.

Hey, you wanna talk to the whole family, you can talk to the whole family.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Andie. I'm so happy to have you here in the flesh.

Hi, Glenda.

Hi, sweetie pea. It's me. Where are you?

Hi!

Hi!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hold on, Andie Anderson. I'm not done with you.

Horseshit!

Houston never misses from the top of the key.

How are things between you sexually?

How did you get all these jewelers to agree to appear at the same fête?

How the hell did you know he was gonna miss that shot?

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

How'd you swing that?

I always wanted a man like Tom Hanks.

I am way out of line, Andie. Can you give me another chance?

I better get going.

I can promise you that our presentation

I can write about anything I want.

I can't believe I left it there.

I can't believe you got that guy knocked out.

I can't eat in front of you!

I can't use my personal life for a story.

I can't write this article.

I cannot wait to see what you present, Benjamin.

I cried.

I didn't mean to interrupt your little game.

I do, and I'll let you check the baby, see if he needs changing.

I do. Please.

I do. Whether they're 4 or 40 or my 88 year old grandmother,

I don't know if I can be with somebody who doesn't like animals

I don't know if you can have it back.

I don't know, a month, now? He made a little delivery this morning.

I don't know, exactly.

I don't know. We will find out.

I don't really have to.

I don't really know how to play.

I don't see you at a party for ages.

I don't think she's fat.

I fold.

I got a really embarrassing display of white roses.

I got it off the woman who's falling madly in love with me.

I got it. I'm not looking to get into a fight with the guy, okay?

I guess I...

I had a broccoli and asparagus casserole

I hate you.

I have another surprise for you.

I hope that's not a problem.

I hope you brought your appetite, girl. We've got a feast tonight.

I insist.

I know!

I know!

I like this movie.

I like women, okay? It just happened that way.

I love everything about this house. The noise, the smells.

I love you, Benky, but I don't have to like you right now.

I mean, I would have liked to have gone, but you probably wouldn't let me.

I mean, I've only known him for 10 days. I...

I mean, if you could tell him that you really, truly love Ben, you know,

I mean, it was my tip that DeLauer was shopping for a new firm.

I mean, there's a lot of cool things about a bike, you know.

I mean, this guy was right in front of me going...

I mean, this is DEFCON 5,

I mean, this is what she does. Stop that!

I meant every word.

I meant your name.

I miss you, Benny Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo.

I really think you have to get over that.

I respect that.

I respect you for respecting me.

I see your 2, raise you 50. She's in love with you?

I tell you, it's good to talk to you, though, man. It really is.

I think I'll go find out.

I think somebody's met his match.

I think you're running away.

I understand completely.

I used Photoshop at work today to composite our faces together

I wanna write about things that matter, like politics

I want copy on my desk in 48 hours.

I want you to come with me.

I want you to respect me.

I wanted to commit those certain, silly dating faux pas.

I was just gonna save it for a special occasion.

I was just lying there and trying to sleep.

I wasn't expecting you.

I wish I ate meat.

I work mostly with alcoholic beverage and athletic equipment companies,

I'll be clingy, needy.

I'll keep a diary of it

I'll sort of do it. It's...

I'm coming!

I'm doing my best. What do we got?

I'm feeling luckier than you

I'm glad you could make it.

I'm going back to bed. I have no reason to live.

I'm going to the game with somebody else.

I'm gonna check this one out and see if he's the keeper.

I'm gonna go to the bar and get us a couple drinks.

I'm gonna have this guy running for his life.

I'm gonna have to hurt you.

I'm gonna make you wish you were dead.

I'm impressed.

I'm kidding.

I'm not talking about lust. A woman in lust wants chocolate.

I'm Phillip Warren.

I'm sitting here thinking about how damn beautiful you are.

I'm sorry, Lana. I wasn't feeling very well.

I'm taking my time. It's a marathon, not a sprint.

I'm taking this love fern with me.

I'm talking about deep, meaningful, head over heels, his and her towels,

I'm talking about diamonds. They're frosting.

I'm talking about the evil Andie now.

I'm very happy to meet you, too. That's for sure.

I've lost a guy and I don't know why.

If I did the things you did, I'd get dumped, too.

If that's what it takes, yeah! Now pull over the cab!

If you don't shut up, my boyfriend over here

If you'll excuse me, Lana,

If you're really gonna commit to this, you're gonna have to open up.

In their nationally syndicated little girly magazine,

Intestinal complications.

Is extremely dangerous to your health, young lady.

Is gonna come back there and pummel your ass.

Is she on something?

Is something wrong with the barley?

Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist?

Is that we will be singing, her and I, a duet.

Is this true or are you just trying to sell magazines?

Isadora! Mon dieu! Security!

It does not get any better than this.

It may have possibilities, but as far as the woman

It was how I felt. I wanted to express myself.

It was last night, I was...

It was underrated.

It wouldn't hurt you to do a little reading.

It's 97 95, Sacramento.

It's a Chinese Crested, of course.

It's a terrible story, although surprisingly upbeat.

It's all over. The Knicks have defeated the Kings in the final seconds.

It's beautiful.

It's because I'm not your Girl Scout leader, I'm your boss.

It's better.

It's dead!

It's going to be fabulous.

It's gonna be a happy little family, just the three of us.

It's gonna be my pitch, my account, my campaign. This is my baby.

It's just that when your mama hugged me today,

It's like a crack enhanced Kathie Lee Gifford.

It's Mark Jackson with a no look pass to Kurt Thomas.

It's not funny!

It's the guy by the door. But don't look! No, guys!

It's the most powerful thing I've ever seen.

It's up the stairs through the bedroom.

Jeannie Ashcroft, fashion and trends. Michelle Rubin, fitness and health.

Jesus! Five seconds ago I'm gay. Now I'm a pathological flirt.

Jonah!

Just beyond the three point line. Fires!

Keep busting your butt. You're gonna get there.

Keep it down.

Knicks tickets.

Knock them out.

Know true and lasting peace.

Know what? This didn't happen. You know why? This was my tip.

Ladies and gentlemen, Benjamin Barry!

Ladies, come.

Ladies, do you see what I see?

Ladies, frost yourselves.

Ladies, frost yourselves.

Ladies, Judy Spears and Judy Green from Warren Advertising.

Lady, shut up.

Lana,

Lana!

Latrell Sprewell with the game winning shot.

Latrell Sprewell!

Lawrence Funderburke!

Let me see your teeth.

Let me see. Don't. No. Hey!

Let us see. Let us see.

Let's grow old together L O V E.

Let's see here.

Let's see what our song tonight will be. Maybe one of her personal favorites.

Like alcoholic beverages and athletic gear.

Like shoes?

Like you were walking onto a yacht

Like you were walking onto a yacht

Like, act like you don't know anything about the bet.

Lips and hips are over at a chicks' magazine, right now.

Listen to me. If you're gonna name my member, all right,

Listen, can you forgive me, sugar puss? Look, I don't know what I was thinking.

Listen, I'm in the middle of a meeting. Can I call you back in just a minute?

Little Andie's on my shoulders and Benjamin Jr. on yours.

Little soap and water will take that off.

Look at that. Come on. Come on.

Look at this look.

Look what I got here. I got myself two sevens.

Look, I have to think of something before tomorrow.

Look, I love women.

Look, look, wait a minute. The one night

Look, please, just give me the necklace.

Look, Thayer up there, he's got this doctor.

Look, this is getting really creepy, all right?

Look, what do you think about...

Look, you took me to a goddamn Celine Dion concert

Lori has no business mucking around in my personal life, and I can't let her.

Maintained by supply, demand and advertising.

Marvelous. I've got a feeling about this one.

Marvin, do you know You're So Vain?

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb

Maybe after that we'll know.

Maybe he's excited that he's gonna be selling Nerf footballs

Maybe I'll be able to concentrate since the woman is driving me crazy.

Maybe toss in something spiritual as well.

Maybe you should get a room.

Meaning, if I represent them, I basically represent the entire industry.

Michelle, I'm not going to sleep with him.

Michelle, if the most beautiful woman in the world acted the way you did,

Michelle, what have you got?

Michelle. Haven't seen her all morning. Have you?

Mike and I had such a connection.

Mike!

Mike?

Miss Anderson will be wearing Isadora for the evening.

More horseshit.

Mr. and Mrs. Frederic DeLauer!

Mr. Warren, please don't tell him. Please don't tell him!

Mullen's is the après work watering hole for the upwardly mobile.

My boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while,

My boyfriend thinks I'm fat!

My little tinkler. You tinkle, tinkle.

Next game.

Nine and a seven! Go for the straight!

Nines and fives. Nines and fives. That's back to you, Tito.

No kidding. A Chinese Crested.

No, Ben, put it on.

No, I didn't, Ben.

No, I know a therapist who will work wonders

No, I mean, look, it's not something I'm proud of.

No, I mean, the getting punched in the face part sucked, right?

No, I thought you meant Krull. I just wanted...

No, I was really emotional. I even told him that I loved him.

No, I'm gonna limit myself

No, I'm not buying that.

No, no, because I can practice some self control,

No, no, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait. You're kidding me, right?

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. I'm not mad.

No, no, no! Lana, with all due respect,

No, no, no. I mean, I just...

No, no, no. This one.

No, no.

No, subconsciously, you are dying

No, you don't.

No, you should try it on, otherwise you don't know if it's gonna fit.

No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. No, I'm not.

No. You did that behind my back. She did it behind my back.

Not anymore.

Now do you wanna tell me what's going on?

Now I'm on What Your Gyno Won't Tell You,

Now that is a positive idea, Ben.

Now, all she has to do is run along and find the lucky guy.

Now, Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here

Now, here you are, throwing the bash of the year.

Now, if you'll excuse me, ladies, I have a bet to win.

Now, it's a little scary, but mostly upbeat.

Now, to date, the diamond industry has always targeted men,

Now, when you take off, you're gonna give a little bit on the clutch,

Of athletic competition known to mankind.

Oh, absolutely not.

Oh, Ben, are you okay?

Oh, come here.

Oh, come here.

Oh, come on!

Oh, finally.

Oh, great.

Oh, here.

Oh, honey, Francesco, your super, he made me a copy.

Oh, I'm so excited! Okay, I'll call you later.

Oh, I'm sure he thought it was one of his friends.

Oh, I've seen your column, Andie. What are you working on now?

Oh, isn't that wonderful?

Oh, it's just a little frosting.

Oh, look at Krull's necklace.

Oh, look what time it is, huh?

Oh, man!

Oh, Mike didn't have to say anything. I know that he felt the same.

Oh, my God!

Oh, no, no, no! Man, come on!

Oh, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Come on!

Oh, oh. Up here.

Oh, Phillip, that's ridiculous. She couldn't possibly.

Oh, see, that's sweet.

Oh, she was. That was the good Andie, guys.

Oh, smart guy's a rhymer

Oh, so I suppose your mind is a complete blank?

Oh, so perfectly pink!

Oh, sweetie.

Oh, sweetie.

Oh, that's our wedding.

Oh, there's us vacationing in Hawaii.

Oh, they don't look so simpleminded.

Oh, wait. There's more.

Oh, well, Benny Wenny said wonderful things about you, too.

Oh, what have we here?

Oh, yeah, and you told people you could make any girl fall in love with you,

Oh, yeah, that's gonna fit nicely, sweetie.

Oh, yeah, that's nice.

Oh, you are already falling in love with me.

Oh, you are such a hussy. You can't hide those lying eyes.

Oh, you're soft, man!

Okay, 11:25 sports. There we are.

Okay, come on, Rocky. Get up.

Okay, family, shoes off.

Okay, get dressed. Get dressed. Staff meeting, 15 minutes. Let's go.

Okay, I'm gonna say it. Bullshit!

Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, keep my name at the top of the board.

Okay, let it go. Just let it go.

Okay, let's go. One more. Right away, people.

Okay, Lori, let's start with you.

Okay, no ice, Ben. Thanks, Benny.

Okay, now, we went through the deck. We're gonna start at the beginning now.

Okay, okay.

Okay, so it's more like the 3,000 meter hurdles.

Okay, that's good. That's it. You're scaring me.

Okay, Uncle Arnold, now, dare I say it or not? I'm gonna just say it.

Okay, what we found out is men are attracted to purple shoes.

Okay, you got it.

Okay, you're on.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Here we go now. The game is Bullshit,

Okay. Well, what did he say?

Okay. Yeah.

One hundred times more beautiful...

Only for a few seconds.

Only the most exhilarating and artistic display

Open me, Ben.

Or better yet, talk about all your old boyfriends.

Or Krull, the Warrior King, but not Princess Sophia.

Or, wow, Miss Babylon 5. Now she's on the prowl.

Our family album.

Our kids are really

Our love fern!

Out.

Pardon me, young man.

Planned for you and me, right there, in front of the TV,

Please come in. Hi. Welcome.

Please help me give a warm welcome to our special guests of the evening,

Please show them to me. I really do wanna see them.

Please, I'm so thirsty.

Poor guy.

Precious gems aren't exactly our forte.

Put a muzzle on your old lady the next time you bring her out in public!

Put it on. It'll make your eyes look fiercely green.

Reaches up, she brings it down.

Read it.

Read it.

Really?

Reverse!

Right about there. And a few carrots.

Right now she's doing an article called How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

Right.

Right. Now, this shower, it's a little bit tricky.

Right. That's only nine days longer

Right. Yeah, I'm a clumsy man.

Round two. Tone the Bone, you're up, man.

Saving the world one keg party at a time?

Saving the world one shopaholic at a time?

See the guy next to the horrible guy in the green shirt

Selling a diamond to a woman is like making her fall in love.

Sending the message that the woman needs the man to buy her the rock.

Sends the message that diamonds are everywhere,

Seriously, I am mystified because it always starts out so well.

Seventh and final game, in what has been a classic series...

She has to feel giddy, desirous, adventurous and desperate.

She might possibly.

She told you my hand.

She was playing along so Ben would win.

She's a very clever minx.

She's actually going to start dating a guy

She's actually named his...

She's doing the most atrocious things to him.

She's got an interview in Washington.

She's named his...

She's probably bipolar.

Sheryl, Tori, Sinead, Jewel, Fiona, Carly.

Shoes, laser therapy, dressing for your body type.

Shoot it!

Shut up, Krull.

Sit down.

Smile.

Smile. Now, come on, give me a smile.

So do you think Spears and Green

So I kept calling him, calling him. He was never home.

So I was thinking that I could start by dating a guy

So what's the average Composure reader like?

So, are you as nice as you seem, Ben?

So, Ben, why don't you come up here and sing your song?

So, it's like a dog, right?

So, tell me, how long have you guys been seeing each other?

So, what are you doing here?

So, you and my mom, you talk, huh?

So, you're the new point man on the DeLauers?

Some of his Oscar, Grammy, Tony and Emmy award winning songs.

Some party.

Somebody you could test your theories on?

Sorry.

Sounds needlessly vicious.

Spears and Green, they're already on it.

Spike. You know what I mean?

Spunky, insatiable. Uppity, you bet.

Status is the reason to buy them in the first place,

Stripes. Now, DeLauer dominates the world diamond market.

Sweetie, I wouldn't have gone either.

Ta ta.

Take it! Take it! Hit it!

Take the lady's luggage back to her place.

Talk to him.

Ten days is a marathon?

Than you've ever spent with any other chick, huh?

Thank you for understanding.

Thank you two times.

Thank you, Andie.

Thank you, Lana.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thanks, Benny.

Thanks.

That guy deserves a ticket. I'm sure he's still way back...

That I would never even consider?

That is what true love is all about, my friend.

That was in! Come on. Get it back.

That we even thought about getting close to having sex,

That we, the male species, should know nothing about.

That you have been shamelessly flirting with on the phone for,

That's a good idea. Maybe we should bet on it.

That's my dad when he was an ensign in the Navy.

That's the way it ended as the Knicks could not get off another shot.

That's to you. What do you got to say about that?

That's too bad 'cause I had tickets for tonight.

That's why I didn't go for the gold immediately.

Thayer, Tony, would you stop her, please?

Thayer!

The agency is co hosting a party for the DeLauers at the Astor Museum.

The column is new for you.

The fastest growing women's magazine in the country.

The first time that we had sex, it was so beautiful.

The game, the whole thing.

The getting taken care of after the punch, it was nice.

The horseshit continues. Horseshit.

The hot is actually cold, the cold is actually hot.

The king has momentarily abdicated his throne, okay?

The Kings have beat the Knicks. Their first win of the series.

The one who wanted to be a serious journalist, huh?

The only honest man in this place is Uncle Arnold, who's asleep.

The pleasure is mine. It's nice to finally meet you.

The point is, she's already on the ropes, guys.

The trick is to get rid of all the cards in your hand, all right?

The value is entirely sentimental,

Then you guys can go on and kill each other.

Therapy! Couples therapy!

There isn't a diamond in the room that sparkles like a woman in love.

There it is. There it is.

There she goes, ladies and gentlemen. There she goes.

There you go.

There's little Andie. Oh, there are the kids in Switzerland.

There's that blonde babe in the leopard print.

There's the Chinese.

They lose their status.

They'd be Ben's partner

They'd be his partner 'cause

They're not as good as seats as you got us,

Things are going great for, like, a week and a half

This amazing, fun, cool, sexy woman.

This cover is at the printer as we speak, with a special section on diamonds,

This is a once in a lifetime experience, and I'm gonna share it with you.

This is Andie. Andie, this is my sister, Dora.

This is delicious.

This is the worst thing I've ever heard.

This means he found the Knicks tickets.

This one is amazing.

This poor schmuck she's been pretending to date,

This shows me you're ready to be unleashed.

This stuff's for cows.

This wind is really more of a light breeze.

Those are cute, and I saw the new comforter.

Three up for company, ante a dollar, please.

Three, received at 5:48.

Time out!

To be Andie Anderson, how to girl,

To doing everything girls do wrong in relationships.

To keep me completely occupied.

To secure a next day call back.

To see what our kids would look like.

Tomorrow. Yeah, great. Okay, Glenda. Love you, too. Bye.

Tone deaf and drunk is not a good combination.

Tony, my art director, he's an oaf, and he accidentally knocked it over.

Tony. Hi, Tony.

Touché. Very nice.

Towels are right there.

True.

Try this, son. Two threes.

Turn on Tricks: How to Make Him Hot.

Turn.

Two stale jumbo dogs and a couple of beers,

Unless, of course, she left it behind intentionally

Until then, you can write about whatever I want.

Use less gas, no traffic jam,

Use your imagination. The sky is the limit.

Very tidy.

Wait, wait, wait. Here, take some samples.

Wait, why not tonight?

Wait.

Wait.

Wanna know what I'm thinking about?

Was that I was making the biggest mistake of all.

Wasn't she wearing the Isadora diamond?

Watch it, broad!

Watch me. Tonight, I'll hook a guy. Tomorrow, pull the switch.

We are fashion, trends, diets, cosmetic surgeries,

We are, aren't we?

We can introduce it at the party.

We don't have children.

We don't. A diamond is for everyone

We got dinner in about five and tipoff in about eight.

We got two minutes to game time.

We gotta do a lot better than this if we're gonna...

We have to put our best foot forward on this pitch.

We say, A diamond is for everyone.

We were just talking about you.

We were thinking bold, new, fresh.

We'll choose a woman right here, right now, in this bar,

We'll keep working on it. Tim, can I see playback?

We're going to cook up some fabulous tie ins for the fall.

We're going to talk to Warren.

We're gonna find out.

We're gonna get you cleaned up. So go out back. Have a good time.

We're in the middle of a bridge, lady. I can't pull the car over here.

We're in the middle of a meeting, Benjamin.

We're moving too fast.

We're playing hold 'em.

Welcome.

Well, all you gotta do is rock it for five more days.

Well, congratulations, little plaid family.

Well, do we want everybody to know your lovemaking is lame?

Well, go ahead, 'cause I'm not going.

Well, her south pole's definitely prevailing.

Well, I've been working on something that's, kind of, different.

Well, it was nice meeting you and, of course, Krull.

Well, it's hardly a purse, dude. It's more like a clutch or something.

Well, it's not what I expected.

Well, not even pretending to date, she's actually dating the guy.

Well, shame on you.

Well, sure, 'cause that's clearly what...

Well, that was fun.

Well, the BOTOX for Beginners piece is done.

Well, two aces. What do you say to that?

Well, we're gonna teach you. It's very simple.

Well, where are you going?

Well, yes! Give another hand for... Marvin Hamlisch is in the house!

Well, you know what, I miss you, too.

Well, you know, he's kind of partial to hot, leggy chicks.

What a hellish ordeal for you.

What about religion, poverty, economics?

What an incredible game!

What are you gonna say?

What are you reading, girl? You catching up on your current events?

What did you just say?

What do you think about couples therapy?

What game are we playing?

What I didn't realize

What if something had happened to you?

What just happened in there?

What was icy again?

What was that?

What went wrong?

What?

What? That my Knickerbockers are now in the championship series

What's all that? Yeah, you!

What's next for How To With Andie?

What's the coup de grâce? Heavyweight.

What's wrong with that?

Whatever it takes. Yeah.

When I started writing this month's column,

When you turn it into a must read,

Where do you want these?

Wherever the wind blows you.

Which Benjamin would know if he understood women,

Which is also pretty scary, but, you know, upbeat.

Which is going to take care of my ad quota for the entire year.

Which means they're not rare, and if they're not rare,

Which woman, Andie or Princess Sophia?

Which you don't.

White. Healthy boy.

Who is she?

Who needs men?

Who will use Michelle's personal life for a story?

Who's falling madly in love with you, I will decide that at the party.

Who's that chic Buddhist Richard Gere cavorts with?

Who's that handsome guy?

Whoa! Okay, well, he's a pisser.

Why does this always happen to me?

Why don't I call Tony, and he can come fill in for me, right?

Why don't we catch a movie or something?

Why don't you save your mind games for your next bet, okay?

Why, were all his other girlfriends Bullshit losers?

Will not weary you in the wrong way, Mrs. DeLauer.

Within the company team.

Women of New York, frost yourselves!

Won't tomorrow be the tenth day we've been seeing each other?

Work your arm, baby.

Would you be kind enough to order me a whiskey sour?

Would you please give her a warm round of applause! Thank you!

Wow, that's a lot of sports analogy.

Wow! Look at all this stuff.

Wow. You know, neither have I.

Yeah, and I was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar.

Yeah, but what's on your mind?

Yeah, I called her to get some baby pictures of you for our book.

Yeah, I'm doing fine. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not talking about lust either, ladies.

Yeah, look at you!

Yeah, yeah, she is. Just a second. It's for you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you can answer some questions for me, actually.

Yeah, you do know the words so well, don't you?

Yeah, you named my penis

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. That's feeling real nice. It's starting to feel a little better.

Yeah. Well, he thinks our children will be very attractive.

Yes, exactly.

Yes, I am.

Yes, ma'am, I can.

Yes, my wife and I love New York, especially this time of year.

Yes, sir, and that's me. I wanna handle this pitch.

Yes, you are, and you are a pathological flirt!

Yes! Miss Andie Anderson!

Yes! Oh, this is a good day. This is a good day.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. Go.

Yes. I'm not trying to trick you, Ben. In fact,

Yes. It says Ben, with a star next to it.

Yode lodeling.

You are gonna get scalded.

You are just on a whole different playing field.

You are my family. You're all I've got.

You are never going to pull this off.

You are the first girl he's ever brought home.

You are totally fine.

You are, aren't you? The first night. I can't believe you.

You bet I am.

You busy tonight?

You calling my bluff?

You can park wherever the hell you want.

You can write anywhere.

You can't feel bad about that, Ben. No man does.

You can't watch Meg Ryan for two hours and not be thinking about another girl.

You can't... I can't be...

You come to that party with a girl that's really in love with you, Ben,

You could barf all over him and he would say, Do it again.

You don't recognize her?

You don't wanna see our children?

You fooled me to win a bet and you should feel ashamed

You get the coffee. Meet me on the corner in 20.

You gonna let us die?

You got it. Voilà, voilà, voilà!

You gotta crank it all the way up at first,

You gotta name it something hyper masculine, okay?

You had a scarf I think it was apricot

You have 17 new messages.

You have to take it away before I gag.

You heard me.

You heard me. I said bullshit.

You know that editor from Sports Illustrated

You know that this song's about you, don't you?

You know what, honey, I gotta go to the...

You know what? I'm sorry. No, no, no. I didn't mean it like that.

You know what? Not a good night for me.

You know what? Take a deep breath for me, Ben.

You know what? You did your job now, Andie.

You know, for 25 cents more, you could get a jumbo.

You know, hang on a second.

You know, I'm hearing a lot of latent anger here, Benjamin.

You know, if you wanna try those out sometime, we should get together.

You know, Warren is gonna come over here in a minute,

You know, we got a whole bunch of work we gotta do,

You look pretty good, too, Sparky.

You look so cute. Let me ask you a question.

You love Ben, and you never heard anything about any bet.

You mean like one glistening tear on your cheek, right?

You named my penis after a dame!

You only dated the guy a week.

You owe me 300 bucks.

You probably think this song is about you

You probably think this song is about you

You see whose name's on the top of the board over there?

You see, Mr. DeLauer controls 70% of the world's diamonds,

You see, tonight, the really special event

You see? Stop it. This is the shit I'm talking about.

You should think about that.

You take that right there. Keep the change.

You tell me.

You think maybe he thinks the felt is grass?

You used me to get ahead in your work...

You walked into the party

You walked into the party

You wanna go?

You wanna talk like that to me, we can work it out,

You wanna talk to my mother? Talk to my mother.

You want me to tape the game for you, tonight?

You want to talk about shooting a man's horse? Come on.

You were soft last year, and you're still soft!

You will be my inspiration.

You win. Get ready to pitch.

You'll be whistling a different tune.

You'll write the article.

You're a vision in khaki.

You're acting completely insane. You know that?

You're beautiful.

You're doing the right thing.

You're gonna do great.

You're hiding behind a badge. Cheated. Betrayed by my own parents.

You're hurting Krull's feelings.

You're just as pretty as you sound on the telephone.

You're Krull.

You're like a freaking one woman circus, Andie.

You're right. It's too fast.

You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there.

You've got more than enough personalities

Your hat strategically dipped below one eye

Your man Ben is a cheater.

Yummy, yummy cucumber sandwich.

... and we are thrilled! Lowest!

$300. $300?

A female Andie. I E.

A movie? My choice? Your choice.

After how many days? Five.

After I win this bet, this pitch is mine. Agreed.

All right, all right. He's good. He's the champ.

All right! Yes! Yes!

All right. You're not mad, are you, Benky wenky?

An angel of God. Thanks.

and I, I was exhibit A. Ma'am?

And I'll call you. Sweet dreams.

And that's how it's done. And that's how it's done.

And this is Joey Jr. Bullshit!

And this is real? Oh, no, no, no, no.

Andie Anderson. Benjamin Barry.

Are you being clingy? Clingy, needy, whiny.

Are you calling me your girlfriend? Yeah. I think I am.

At the end of the day... Thank you.

At the request of Mrs. DeLauer. Really?

At the request of Mrs. DeLauer. Really?

Baby, whatever it takes. A kiss.

Bart, what's new in the shoe... Wait, wait, Lana. I'm sorry.

Be touchy feely. Yeah.

Ben, Ben. Hey, hello, gentlemen.

Ben! Pull over, we need to talk!

Benjamin, this is a safe space. Look, it's just simple.

Benny. What? What? Yeah?

Bullshit, Pop. He's a human lie detector, isn't he?

Bullshit! Come on, ref! What is that, ref?

But I won! I'm gonna go inside

but not to a lady, all right? Ben, Ben, he's huge.

But the question remains. Does she or doesn't she?

But, you weren't invited. Yeah, but I should have been.

Bye bye. Bye.

Bye bye. Bye.

Call me later, you slut. Okay, bye.

Call me. I will.

Can I get you a cold beer? Sure.

Can I use your restroom? Yeah, you can.

Can't hear. I'm not thinking about a girl.

Catchy. The guy's in advertising.

Champagne, madame? Thank you.

Cheers. Cheers.

Chicks dig this? Yes, chicks dig this.

Come here, little tinkle king. No, no, no.

Come here, tinkle king. He is a tinkle king.

Come here. Oh, Andie.

Come on. You're so vain! No, you're so vain!

Come with me? All right, I'll go.

Congratulations, point man. I'm very proud.

Congratulations. You got her here. Yup.

Couples therapy! Couples therapy.

Couples therapy! Couples therapy! Couples therapy!

Couples therapy? Couples therapy.

Couples therapy. Come on!

Couples therapy. Couples therapy. Yeah, couples therapy.

Cute. Thank you.

Damn! I have a three and an ace.

Defense! Come on, buddy.

Delivery, Andie. Wow, look at those!

Did I... No, I told the truth. Three fives.

Did you want a small? No, I want that one, right there.

Do you have plans tonight? Tonight?

Do you love him? Oh, I do.

Done. Done.

Done. What?

Enjoy the party, Andie. Merci beaucoup.

Even politics? The wind's not going to blow you there.

Everything frosted. All of it.

Excuse me, ma'am. Holy crap!

Excuse me? Frost yourself.

Excuse me. Yeah.

Excuse me. Show her upstairs, okay? Oh, yeah.

Excuse me. You're Andie, yes? Yes.

Feel lucky, boys? Yeah.

Fine. Fine!

First card up is a nine. Thanks.

Five, received at 5:52. It's me.

For me? Get out of town. Try it on.

for the rest of his life. Hey, hey, hey, hey!

For? Look at Michelle.

Four more days. Guys, you were here.

Frost yourself. How did you come up with it?

Frosting? Frosting.

Gavotte. Gavotte? Yeah.

Get it. Get it? Yeah.

Glenda! I'm coming! Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Gloating, are we? Yeah. Pretty much.

Go for it. Manners never hurt anybody.

Go, go, go. Nice to meet you.

Good luck. The expert here.

Good. Perfect timing. You know who this is?

Got a game of Bullshit going here? You want to join us?

Got you! Okay!

Great answer. Good question.

Great. Oh, yeah! Thank you.

Have I seen your work? I work at Composure.

Have you looked inside? No.

He was married. No, not him.

He's an innocent animal! Yeah, yeah.

He's right. Forget it. He's right.

Hello. It's me!

Her who? Her in the gray dress.

Here you go. Thank you.

Here. Here. Thanks.

Here's my 10:00. Welcome. Hi.

Hey, Benny. Good morning, Green.

Hey, darling, I'm glad to see you. Hey, sweetie, how you doing?

Hey, frost this! Well, I like it.

Hey, hey, pretty girl. Guess what?

Hey, hey. No, no, he wasn't...

Hey, look, I'm willing to do anything. Get up.

Hey, Mom, Pop, we're here. Yeah, bullshit!

Hey. Andie...

Hey. Remember us?

Hi, honey. Hey, Andie.

Hi, Ingrid. Hi.

Hi! Hey there.

Hi. Andie, my sweetie.

Hi. Hello, there.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Honey.

Hi. This is Andie.

Hi. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

Hi. Pleasure to meet you. Pleasure to meet you.

Hold it! Lady, hold it! Come on, Andie.

Honey, you're more than welcome. Yes!

How are you? You look gorgeous. Thank you.

How to? Yes.

How you doing, Unc? Not bad.

How's it go? A little give and a little go?

Huh? Yeah.

Hungry? Starving.

I called that one. Stop!

I can wear those? Yes, ma'am, you can.

I don't have a problem. Yes, you do.

I don't really wanna talk about it, okay? Okay.

I gotta get to Warren before... You can't. You can't. He's on a plane.

I gotta work, of all things. Oh, no.

I hate Mr. Sniffles. Come on, stuffy head.

I have an interview. Yeah, in Washington. I know.

I have to go to the bathroom. I don't think you're fat.

I have your bag. I know.

I haven't eaten since the split. Good for you! Write about it.

I just wanted to say hi. Andie, you wanna talk to my mother?

I like that. Yes.

I like this girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I never... I heard that.

I said bullshit! All right!

I say bullshit. What did she say? I didn't quite hear.

I still got one last question. Shoot.

I sweat when I get nervous. Which one is it, Andie?

I thought it was a beautiful name. I see, Benjamin.

I turned! Who's driving like a pro?

I used you? ... you arrogant, backstabbing jerk!

I want you to meet Ben's father. Well, hello!

I'd like to see you prove that. You would?

I'll do anything, Andie. Get up.

I'll do it. What?

I'll go get it. Hang on.

I'll take one. Yeah. Sure, yeah.

I'm Ben Barry with Warren Advertising. How do you do?

I'm doing this for you. Well, good luck. Be safe.

I'm gonna dangle the bait. Wait. What's the bait?

I'm gonna go listen. Yeah.

I'm not home. Two, received at 5:47.

I'm not in love. No? I guess I was mistaken.

I'm sorry! Oh, God! We gotta clean that up.

I'm the bait, Michelle. Oh.

I'm your daddy, now. You have met your match!

If he can get her there. Now just think about it.

Interested? Perhaps.

Is that big daddy? Come to Papa.

Is that it? That's it.

Is your computer broken? I've gotten to know this guy.

Isadora. Oh, no. I'm Andie.

It doesn't... Yes, I can.

It is? How about it, Andie?

It should be the theme. Yes.

It'll buy you at least four days. It's true. She hates him.

It's a baby fern. Really?

It's heavy. Turn it on. Good.

It's like a week. It...

It's line two, Mr. Barry. Thank you.

It's my favorite movie of all time. Yeah, me, too.

It's not gonna look goofy on me. It looks goofy on just about everybody.

It's over, men. Oh, man, that's...

It's... It's a political piece and it's... No.

Jack, this is Andie, Jack. Welcome to our humble abode.

Jewels everywhere. The women.

Joe. Joe.

Just 'cause I'm so pure of heart. So pure of heart.

Keep the clutch in. That's the clutch?

Krull, is it? Krull. Krull, the Warrior king.

Krull! You know what?

Ladies, frost yourself. Frost yourself.

Leaving. Now?

Let's go deep. I like it.

Like them? It suits you.

Likewise. Surprising.

Look at that. Bennykins, I'm home.

Look him straight in the eye... Yeah, and just...

Looks like the inside of a raincoat. Matches!

Loser. Okay. Two kings.

Make it quick. I will.

Martini glasses. Chandeliers.

Meet everybody. Okay.

Message one, received at 5:44. Sit down. Sit.

Mike! Yeah. What do I do? What do I do?

Mr. Warren. Saw her, met her, she loves you.

Mrs. DeLauer? Yes.

Muffin! Which shouldn't be too difficult.

My turn? Yes, ma'am.

Next line over, pal. No ice.

Nice to meet you. Welcome.

Nine up... Blow.

No way! Yeah.

No, honey. It's just sleeping. You let it die!

No, I do not have a problem. Yeah. It's a big problem.

No, I'm not mad. You're not mad?

No, no, after Spike. Butch.

No, no, no. It is, man. It's over.

No, no, no. No, you could have a...

No! Jackson able to hit,

No! Because you're so vain! So vain! You're so vain!

No! Man, don't let him have that shot! Does that mean no, you don't want ice,

No. Come on out of there.

Nobody screw with me. Son of a bitch.

Not bad. Orgy?

Now that we're all suitably frosted... Benjamin, where have you been?

Of course he is! I'm not ashamed.

Of course he is. You are. I'm not ashamed.

Of course! What?

Oh, absolutely. No, no. Guys, stop.

Oh, good idea. Okay?

Oh, I will! Go.

Oh, my God. Disgusting. I can barely eat over here.

Oh, nice place. Thank you.

Oh, no. Are we playing?

Oh, that's serious. What?

Oh, that's stunning! Fabulous!

Oh, Tony! What?

Oh, wow. Andie!

Oh, yeah? Just like our relationship,

Oh, yeah. Well, that smell is gone now.

Oh, you can count on it. Boys night.

Oh, you're Ben's boss. That's right.

Okay, but Lana... No but Lana, you'll do it.

Okay, but... Look, Andie. Okay.

Okay, just... Okay, now.

Okay, Mullen's tonight. I heard that?

Okay? Very cute.

Okay. And if he is?

Okay. Bare that beautiful soul.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

One down. Okay.

One four. Three fives.

One second. I'll meet you at the door.

One six. One six. All right.

or no, you want ice? No. No, no ice. Coke, no ice.

Pay him. Man, well, you were right.

Peek a boo! Hi.

Penis. Yeah. Princess Sophia.

Phillip! Lana!

Please show me. We don't have children!

Please, break my binding. Please! Jesus, get that out of here, man.

Poker night. Boys' night out. Mike used to have a boys' night.

Poor baby. Let's just roll with this.

Pop. Hey, how you doing, buddy?

Princess Sophia? Little, big. Little, big.

Psycho? Rarely.

Rage aholic. I'm not a rage aholic.

Right. It really wasn't that bad. Really?

Ronald. Hello.

Scintillation, that's not bad. That sucks.

Seven days. Seven days. Interesting.

She got dumped. Oh, no, Michelle!

She has a key? Is that legal?

She is a great girl, right? Yes.

She knows how to play the game! Yes, sir!

She looks like fun. Be nice, ladies.

She loves me. Good for you.

She'd been here before and I... Hi.

since his tonsillectomy... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Snacks? The game is hold 'em.

So I am insane? No, you're acting insane.

So I guess this means we're over. Yeah, I guess so.

So what do you think? About the food or you?

So you think you got me all figured out? Almost.

Sorry we missed the game. Post. Post.

Strategically tipped below one eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Takes notes. You better record... I can't talk right now. I have to go.

Ten days. Any woman, anywhere, anytime.

Ten to one she's wallowing. It's my turn. I'll get her.

Thank you for this opportunity, Lana. Okay.

Thank you so much. You're so very welcome.

Thank you. Now, I love them myself...

Thanks, guys. Take it from here, Marvin.

Thanks, honey. Yeah.

Thanks, we will. Nice meeting you.

Thanks. Yes, ma'am.

Thanks. You're beautiful,

That is it! Andie.

That means you, too, Thayer. Oh, yeah.

That was hurtful. Okay. Ben, are you ashamed of Andie?

That's cocky, Ben. No, not cocky. Confident.

That's it! Come on.

That's what I'm talking about. They will not ace me out of this.

The Dalai Lama? He's fabulous.

The gang's all here! Great!

The Ice Capades are in town? No, the NBA finals are in town,

The slogan for the campaign. You frost a cake.

The whole party, a sparkling diamond. All of it frosted.

There we go, baby. I can't believe he missed that shot.

There you go. Thank you.

These are for you. Thank you.

They do it every week. Before he met you.

This is Andie. You gotta watch him.

This is home, huh? This is home.

This is our Uncle Arnold. Hi, Uncle Arnold.

This is Tony and this is Thayer. Oh, yes.

Three up. Three up. I went a buck. You follow?

Tickets? Tickets, great tickets.

To the DeLauers. To the DeLauers.

Tomorrow night. What happens tomorrow night?

Tony, Thayer, Francis. Oh, yes.

Tony! Yucky, yucky pizza. Yucky pizza. Oh, no!

Too fast. Too fast.

Try it on. Thank you.

Twenty three seconds left, Knicks ball. ... Allan Houston with the ball.

Unattached? Currently.

Understood? Yeah.

unlike some people I know. Oh, really? That hurts, kind of.

Upbeat. Marvelous.

Warren told us so... Yeah.

Watch out! Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no, no!

Watch the three seconds! Traveling! Ben, it's not diet. Ben, it's not diet.

We could... I remember where you live.

We haven't had sex. Oh, no, Ben has a little bitty problem.

We haven't much time to play. ... and the ladies do look lovely,

We love the way she looks. Oh, you're so right. She looks great.

We're all... I brought some yummy snacks.

Well, well, well. Come on out here, Andie.

What a crossover! My man, Coke, no ice.

What a surprise. I've been trying to get a hold of you.

What about you? What about me?

What am I? Sixes to you.

What are you doing here? Phil, I'm here for the meeting. Ladies.

What are you suggesting? I think you know what I'm suggesting.

What are you thinking about? Nothing. I'm watching the movie.

What can I write about, Lana? Whatever you want.

What do you do for a living? I'm in advertising.

What do you got there? Oh, nice.

What is it? I don't know. We'll see.

What not to do. Yeah.

What other girlfriends? Ma, he's picky.

What the hell was that? Is this true?

What the hell was that? What did I do?

What you got in the box? Oh.

What? I think I got one.

What? There's a phone call for Mr. Barry.

What? What?

What? Would you like to go to Staten Island?

What's happening? Sprewell just tied it up.

What's up, kitty cat? What's up, daddy? Big night?

What's up, Tito? Warren Advertising.

When? Well, like, now.

When's she leaving? Today.

Where is she? She quit.

Where were you? Not at an orgy.

Where's Andie Anderson? She's not here.

Who is it? It's me.

Who's who? The girl you're thinking about.

Whoa! There he is. Ben. Ben.

Why is my mom calling you? I just showed him.

Will you show them to me? You don't wanna see them.

with somebody like you, Benjamin. Yes. That's what I need.

Would you two like to be left alone? No.

Wow. He's our boy, Ben.

Yeah, can you take a message, Candi? Mr. Barry, it's Andie.

Yeah, I just wanna tell you, right now... I'm parched.

Yeah, it's too bad. One second.

Yeah, right, Arnold. Prunes!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait a second. I thought you said,

Yeah, yeah! Benny, can you go get me a soda?

Yeah? I did something kind of wacky.

Yeah? She loves you, she loves you not?

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah? Yes.

Yeah. And dig deep.

Yeah. I feel better.

Yeah. It was not sexy.

Yeah. Okay, I'm with you. Then what?

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Well, in that case,

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Love, no bet. I understand.

Yes, he's waiting for you. Hold on. Good morning.

Yes, I am. Four, received at 5:49.

Yes, I did. You wanted to lose a guy in 10 days.

You are hitting on our shrink. No, I'm not.

You finally decided to show up? Yes, I did.

You got it? I got it. I got it.

You guys enjoy New York. Okay.

You kept calling him? I didn't leave a message.

You know what I like. Good morning, ladies.

You know, Ben. That's 2 bucks.

You left the tickets in the purse? Yeah.

You might want to read this. No, thanks.

You ready to go for a ride, Andie? Are you ready to go for a ride, Ben?

You ready? Ready. Later, Ben.

You saw it! Huh? Yeah, I did. I thought it was sexy.

You still wanna bullshit me? God, you must be so proud.

You want it right now? Yeah.

You're it! He got you.

You're making the lamb. Voilà.

You're not a therapist, are you? Oh, no.

You're not fat! You're not fat!

7:30. Don't be late. You got it.

... than 100 roses.

...chicks dig them.

...cut it to ten.

...suffers from being a stinky rose.

...there's a minute, nine left in the game,

'Cause he is a very talented advertising executive

'cause I do not have to sit through a Celine Dion concert.

'Cause we have a game to go to.

'Cause you can't lose something you never had.