The Goonies (1985) Edit

A bottle of fettucine, 1981.

A hundred.

A little sister instead of that?

Adopted wuss.

All right, my hearties, follow me!

All right, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Let's go!

All the people started getting sick and throwing up on each other.

All the way, buddy?

Also got the country's highest murder rate.

An It! A giant It! They got it chained to the wall!

And diamonds?

And diamonds. Then he loaded it onto his ship...

And ever?

And I can't stand no more! I got it! I got it! I got it!

And it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back.

And it was full of rubies and emeralds...

And look. That says "1632."

And never get their balls out.

And stay out!

And then he got into this cave...

And then I dumped it over the side...

And they got apple!

And they got Chocolate Eruption!

And they got g****!

And you know, your looks are kind of pretty...

Andy, I believe in you. Goonies always make mistakes.

Andy, this is not the time nor the place.

Andy!

Andy!

Anybody got a candy bar? A Baby Ruth?

Anything that fits in your pockets.

Are you all right, Chunk?

Are you sure, Mikey? Because if you're sure, I'm sure.

As long as you stay here with me.

Bats!

Be careful. There's a hole, I think.

Because I love you.

Because it's their time. Their time!

Because they might have daddy longlegs in them.

Before I look like him?

Boys, Rosalita doesn't speak a word of English...

Boys, this is Rosalita.

Boys...

Brand is being so sweet.

Brand, can we give you a ride somewhere?

Brand, how far can you stretch that?

Brand, where you going?

Brand! Brand!

Break through.

Break!

Break!

Bullet holes.

Bullets flying everywhere. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!

Bully Blinders!

Bummer!

But his sister did.

But I hate nature. I hate nature!

But I'm getting out of here. But...

But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up fake puke at home...

But we blew it to save our own lives.

But what if? You guys...

But what is it?

Bye bye, marbles.

Bye, Willy.

Can I help you?

Can I take piano lessons?

Can you translate that?

Can't you learn how to exercise like a normal kid?

Can't you smell it, guys? One Eyed Willy really is down here.

Certainly, Mrs. Walsh.

Certainly. It's where Motown started.

Chester Copperpot!

Chester Copperpot.

Chester Copperpot.

Chester Copperpot. Look what it says.

Chocolate.

Chocolate.

Chunk, I hope that was your stomach.

Chunk, I'm starting to O.D. On all your bullshit stories.

Chunk, shut up!

Chunk!

Chunk.

Chunk.

Chunk. Chunk, come here.

Clark, can you translate?

Coins! Rich stuff.

Come on, Brand, slip her the tongue.

Come on, Clark, we've got more to do. You're so fluent in languages.

Come on, guys, this is our time.

Come on, guys!

Come on, guys.

Come on, hurry up! Hurry up!

Come on, kid.

Come on, Mama.

Come on, Mike.

Come on, Mikey, we're going now.

Come on, move it out. You too, down there!

Come on, One Eyed Willy, what does this have to do with the map?

Come on, right through here!

Come on, Sloth!

Come on, snap to.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Let me out.

Come on. Put your arms up.

Come on. Want to see it?

Come to Mama, baby. Come on.

Could you take me to the sheriff? I can describe all three of them.

Cruising the coast, sniffing some lace...

Cut it out, Mouth.

Dad'll do anything to put you to sleep.

Daddy!

Damn it!

Damn it!

Data, do you have a light?

Data. Data's okay.

Data's just unhappy.

Data's okay.

Data's quite tired of falling! And Data's tired of skeletons!

Dictate myself.

Did he say, "$50 bill"?

Did you see their clothes? Drug dealers don't wear polyester rags.

Do I get the truth, or do you get juiced?

Do it!

Do it.

Do something, hurry!

Does Brand wear braces?

Don't ask stupid questions! We're stuck! Just send down the bucket!

Don't give us none of your bullshit stories, huh?

Don't lie to me!

Don't make any more.

Don't move. You guys, don't move back there! Don't move!

Don't say that. Never say that. Goonies never say "die"!

Don't shoot him!

Don't sign!

Don't worry, I can do it.

Don't worry. I brought you more food.

Don't worry. It's chained to the wall.

Don't you realize? He was a pro! He never made it this far.

Don't you realize? The next time you see the sky...

Don't you see?

Down here it's our time. It's our time down here.

Drug dealers?

During the firefight, there were...

Empty your pockets!

Every time you have feeling, we get in trouble.

Everybody went looking for that when our parents were our age.

Everything?

Everything.

Exactly.

Except that.

Fall!

Fall!

Finding middle C. This isn't like my mother's Steinway.

First, do the Truffle Shuffle.

First, we start with the pudgy little fingers.

Flunking your driver's test? I don't know what to do with you.

Folks, we're at Cauldron Point...

Four waters. Is that all?

Francis, the lock.

Freaking kids.

Gas pipes.

George Washington.

Geronimo!

Gesundheit.

Get Data!

Get down, guys. Get down.

Get off me, Chunk.

Get out of the way.

Get out of the way.

Get out on that plank.

Get out! I'm the oldest, so I call the shots. Andy goes first.

Get out.

Get out.

Get the body.

Get them out of here. You don't know what you're doing.

Get these pants off.

Give it to me.

Give me that. Give me this thing.

Give me the gun. Give me the gun!

Give me the sword.

Gnarly.

Go get the police.

Go see what she's ragging about, will you?

God put that rock there for a purpose.

God, these guys...

Good enough. I can see their flashlight!

Good idea, Jake. Put him in with your brother.

Guys, come here! He's in here! Oh, shit.

Guys, freeze. Don't move.

Guys, I'm stuck with the stiff!

Guys, look. It looks like a skeleton of One Eyed Willy or something.

Guys, stop. Put down the outfit, okay?

Guys?

Have some. You'll get something. You don't leave me any choice.

Have some. You'll get something. You don't leave me any choice.

He got caved in, and he's been there ever since.

He said One Eyed Willy and his bunch were down there for years.

He says that all the time. Watch your head, Ma.

He should be in a plastic bubble.

He's alive! He's alive!

He's getting the police. Move!

Head for the light.

Heave ho!

Hello, little guys. I'm Mr. Perkins, Troy's father.

Hello, sheriff? I'm at the Lighthouse Lounge...

Hello?

Help him! Help him! Hurry up!

Help! Help! Help! Guys!

Help! Let me out of here!

Her mom has to drive, and then you gotta make it with her and her mom.

Here he comes.

Here, grab on to the rock. Come on.

Here's your water.

Hey, guys, now that we've got...

Hey, guys.

Hey, if we keep going this far down, we'll reach China.

Hey, it must be the old Moss Garden wishing well.

Hey, look at that.

Hey, look at this.

Hey, Mikey, gotta go to the bathroom?

Hey, Mikey, if you can hear me, run!

Hey, Mikey, seen Adrienne?

Hey, Mikey.

Hey, Mikey.

Hey, this is working, guys.

Hey, turkey!

Hey, wait for me!

Hey, who's down there?

Hey, you guys, I'm the smallest. I want to go first.

Hey, you guys, look at this.

Hey, you guys!

Hey, you guys!

Hey! I bet you guys thought I was gonna drop it, huh?

Hi, guys.

Hi, hi!

Hi, hi!

Hi, Mrs. Walsh. How are you?

Hi, sir. My name's Lawrence.

Hi, Willy.

Hit puree.

Hold it right there.

Hold on, you guys.

Hold on. Here we go!

Hold the lantern.

Hold this.

Holy Mary, Mother of God.

Holy shit!

Honestly. We found a map over at Mikey's dad's place...

Hope it's not a deposit bottle.

How am I supposed to create with that Smithsonian piece of shit?!

How are you, Duke?

How did you get here?

How do you think we got the gold?

How long have you been there?

How long you boys been at that window?

How many years do I have before I get fat? Before my hair falls out?

How will we get out?

Hurry up with that flare! It's pitch black!

Hurry up, empty your jewels! Come on!

Hurry up!

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

I ain't gonna go first.

I bet his I.D. Is in his wallet. Mouth, get his wallet.

I can feel it, One Eyed Willy. I know you're down here.

I can feel the air. There's something down there.

I can't believe it. That's it.

I can't see. Mouth, your father's a plumber. What are these pipes?

I cannot believe you actually have something this cool in your house.

I didn't touch it.

I don't care what you have in your...

I don't have the handle! Open it!

I don't know about it, Mikey.

I don't know.

I don't like that language, but that's what you'll be in.

I don't want to go on any more of your Goonie adventures.

I forgot. But still!

I got here in one piece so far.

I got the last candle. Mikey, get it.

I got you right where I want you!

I gotcha! Get out from there, you're ruining the painting!

I gotta go to the bathroom.

I gotta rot with you through eternity? I don't want to rot with you!

I have a feeling about this.

I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!

I just wanted to say thank you...

I knew he couldn't break them chains.

I know how these guys must've died.

I know how you feel, wimp.

I know it's him.

I know it's to the right, thank you.

I know you'd expect that from Chunk.

I know. Get over here.

I love you too. You'll get crushed.

I made it. I beat you.

I may have kept you chained in that room. But it was for your good.

I mean "ma'am."

I only dropped you once.

I put the jewels in it. We don't have to leave the Goon Docks!

I said I was in charge. Data, do you have a light?

I said there would be trouble, but you didn't listen.

I said, outside!

I saw it on The Hardy Boys.

I see Data dropped by.

I set off another trap.

I smell ice cream.

I swear on my life, they've got it.

I think Brand was standing in it.

I think I have a match. I'm sure of it.

I told you it was Dad's business.

I told you so.

I told you there was a passageway.

I told you!

I used to believe when you threw money in, it turned into your wish.

I want a good fettucini Alfredo.

I want veal scallopini.

I won't sing anymore.

I wonder if she'll notice.

I'd like the house clean when they tear it down.

I'll be back in about an hour.

I'll go check the brother.

I'll hit you so hard, when you wake your clothes will be out of style!

I'll kill you, Brand!

I'll light it on the lamp.

I'll show you that piece that...

I'm beginning to like him, Ma.

I'm gonna build one like this one.

I'm gonna kill...

I'm gonna take care of you.

I'm gonna throw it to you.

I'm hungry. When my stomach growls, there's trouble.

I'm locked inside the Fratellis' basement with this guy.

I'm Mike Walsh. You've been expecting me...

I'm no adopted wuss!

I'm not a Goonie. I want to go home.

I'm not a reject.

I'm not afraid of the dark. I like the dark. I love it.

I'm not so sure you should move it or anything.

I'm really sorry. I'll get you a... I'll get you a...

I'm sorry, sir! I tried to give it to you.

I'm sure gonna miss being a Goonie.

I'm sure gonna miss this place too.

I'm taking Rosalita to the supermarket.

I'm taking them all back.

I'm wondering, what is in the bag?

I've been spending months and months...

Idiot!

If God meant it that way, you'd be pissing in your faces.

If he broke his chains, I'm not getting any more from the zoo.

If he gets his next 400 paychecks by tomorrow.

If he killed all his men, how did the map get out?

If I found One Eyed Willy's rich stuff, I'd pay all my dad's bills.

If I let you out, Mom will ground me, and I've got a date with Andy.

If I'd been smart, he'd still be looking.

If it's any help to you, I'd be glad to communicate with Rosalita.

If it's not the pots, they might try to kill us.

If we stay here, we got no future. We'll come back for it later.

If you don't bring your brother home, I'll commit Hare Krishna!

If you hit the wrong note, we'll all be flat.

If you make too many mistakes...

If you sit too close to the TV, you'll screw up your eye.

In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam.

In 4th grade, I stole my uncle's toupee and glued it on my face...

In 5th grade, I knocked my sister down the stairs, and I blamed our dog.

In the fireplace.

Irving?

Is that a year?

Is that all?

Is that you?

Is the water going down, son?

Is this another one of your tricks?

Is your mommy here?

It came into the light gross and distorted.

It has to do with the treasure.

It is Chester Copperpot.

It jumped out from the bushes. I swear it almost killed us.

It might be a treasure or something.

It took his 376 lawn mowing jobs to pay for it.

It took them a couple of weeks to catch up with Willy.

It was about the history of Astoria, and these are the rejects.

It's a stiff!

It's all dark down there, Sloth.

It's Brand, Ma.

It's Chunk.

It's disgusting.

It's getting late.

It's gonna fall on us!

It's Mouth.

It's not funny! She's got a gun!

It's not that hard.

It's one of Willy's tricks. Move!

It's the Fratellis!

It's wet, isn't it? Drink it!

It's Willy.

It's Willy. One Eyed Willy.

It's your echo, Sloth. Echo.

Jake, leave him alone!

Jake, up!

Jake, you first.

Jeez, mister, you're even hungrier than I am.

Jerk alert!

Jerk alert.

Jerk alert.

Jesus!

Jump rope, Slothy.

Just throw them all into boxes. Forget the suitcases.

Just watch this.

Kill myself?

Kind of like us, the Goonies.

Last Goonie weekend.

Lawrence?

Leave it. Let's get out.

Let go of my hand!

Let go of the handle.

Let's get out of here!

Let's get out of here!

Let's go find the gold.

Let's go, follow me. Data, come on, don't fall behind. Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's kill each other over the pepperoni.

Let's put chocolate all over the floor and let Chunk eat through it.

Like the bike.

Like the time 50 Iranian terrorists...

Like there's a hole or a passageway. Real deep.

Like your brain, right? Say goodbye.

Listen to me! That's his stuff!

Listen, I'm the oldest, so I'm in charge. First, we'll...

Listen, you'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay?

Listen, you'll never believe me. There was two cop cars, okay?

Long enough to see you need about 400 roach motels in this place.

Look at the feast I made you. Want to eat it?

Look at them smiling.

Look at these cigarettes.

Look at this. I didn't know Dad had all this stuff up here.

Look how far we've come. We've got a chance.

Look, a lantern. Somebody must have been here before us.

Look, if we keep going, someone's really gonna get hurt. Maybe dead.

Look, it's not broken. It's perfect.

Look, it's not broken. It's perfect.

Look. How's that?

Lookit! I got an idea.

Looks fine to me.

Lou Gehrig?

Lowest point, nothing. Let's go. Now!

Lunchtime!

Ma, after we dump the kids, how do we get out? I ain't left no trail.

Ma, I don't want him to touch it. I worked two hours on it...

Ma, look. Give you three guesses who left this rope.

Man, that was close.

Man, you smell like Phys. Ed.

Maybe Chunk got the police.

Maybe Chunk is dead.

Maybe I can go see my auntie or something.

Maybe there's some rich stuff!

Maybe there's stuff up there for us that we can keep from the oldsiders.

Maybe we should keep him alive in case he isn't lying.

Me.

Mikey, come on, our parents are worried.

Mikey, Mikey! That sounded like gunshots.

Mikey, no more potato chips. Hello, Mikey.

Mikey, stay inside. Brand, if he has asthma, I don't want him in the rain.

Mikey, this ain't the kind of place you want to go to the bathroom in.

Mikey!

Mikey? Mikey, come on.

Mom!

Mom. You've got to let me out of here.

More amazing than when Michael Jackson used your bathroom?

More amazing than when you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza?

More amazing than when you saved those old people from that fire?

Mouth, hold this. Translate this.

Mouth, I need you to translate. I don't understand Spanish.

Mouth, translate.

Mouth, when you drop something, put it back up...

Mouth, you said you can translate. Translate.

Mouth, you stepped on my foot.

Mouth, you stepped on my foot.

My dad doesn't want you up here.

My dad said one of the guys must have gotten out with the map.

My dad tells the truth. Know what he said?

My dad's giving it back to the museum...

My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins.

My friends and I had a run in with disgusting people.

My God, it's working! You did it!

My new tires! They popped my new tires, the son of...

No sign!

No wonder he can't get a license.

No write.

No, I'll show you! Don't go down there!

No, I'm too young!

No, it's deep.

No, she's down at the market buying Pampers for all us kids.

No, that's too big. Try the middle one.

No! I want to play the violin!

No! It's my dad's responsibility, you guys.

No! See, One Eyed Willy stole a treasure once.

No.

No.

No. It's your top score on Pole Position.

No. Thanks anyway.

Nobody ever found nothing. Why would this map be in this attic...

Not the kind you hear in movies, but real ones. They're gonna kill us.

Not the sword! Don't do that, we're gonna...

Nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway.

Now I dropped my glasses. I can't see a thing.

Now it's his flattest. Let's go!

Now they got to do what's right for them.

Now, tell me where your friends are.

Of course. She notices everything.

Oh, brother.

Oh, Data. The only problem is the batteries don't last so long.

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! I'm sorry. Are you okay? Are you guys okay?

Oh, God! There's no way out of here.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. If he didn't make it out and he was an expert, what about us?

Oh, I'm sorry!

Oh, man, that stinks.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. What?

Oh, sorry.

Oh, who needs it?

Okay, Data, don't mess this one up.

Okay, I'll talk.

Okay, let's go.

Okay, Ma.

Okay, Michael Jackson didn't come to my house to use the bathroom.

Okay, Mouth, that's all I can stand.

Okay, Rosie? You're gonna be very happy here.

Okay, you kissed, now tell.

Okay, you saw it, now let's go.

One day I was walking home with it, and two big guys stopped me...

One Eyed Willy!

One Eyed Willy.

One hour and I'll be back. Bye, baby. Rosie?

One, two, three, four, five...

Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff.

Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us.

Out in the garage, ORV, four wheel drive...

Pants and shirts are in the second.

Pee break. Who's got to go?

Pepperoni.

Pinchers of Peril. You guys, I've been saved by my Pinchers of Peril.

Pinchers of Power.

Pizza.

Please? What if we find something? A few more minutes won't hurt.

Prepare for the Wings of Flight.

Probably a couple hundred years before President Lincoln.

Put him back.

Put him back.

Put him down, Sloth. Put him down. It'll be all right.

Put it this way: I didn't make it with her yet.

Put that gun away now!

Quiet!

Quiet. Right down there.

Real cheap.

Really?

Remember how they bought Francis a toupee instead of fixing your teeth?

Remember? I sang to you.

Restaurant trash. Yeah.

Right about here must've been when we said we gotta get to the lowest spot.

Right to the restaurant. The rich stuff is there.

Rocky Road?

Rosalita, come here.

Rosalita, come here. You gotta let me out of this.

Rosalita, this is the attic. Mr. Walsh doesn't like anyone up here.

Run, you guys, run!

Run! They're coming after you!

Ruth, Ruth, Ruth, Baby Ruth.

Save me! They're in my hair.

Say hi, Willy.

See, guys? Wishes do come true.

See, Ma? There was nothing to worry about.

See, you guys? You never believed me. I said there was gonna be buried...

Setting booby traps so anybody who tried to get in would die.

She'll help with the packing until my arm's better.

She's gonna cook you something.

She's not gonna let me eat dinner, and she's gonna punish me!

Sheriff, I want you to witness this.

Sheriff, look, this time I'm telling you the truth.

Shit, Ma.

Shut up, Data.

Shut up, Mouth.

Shut up! Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Shut up! We got to get to the lowest point of the floor.

Shut up. It'll never happen. My dad'll fix it.

Sir?

Sit down!

Sixty and another 40 is an even 100.

Sloth love Chunk!

Sloth, get back here. Hold on. Sloth, what are you doing?

Sloth, save them! Save them, it's Mouth and Stef!

Sloth! Help us!

Sloth! How'd he get out?

Sloth! Sloth! Sloth's going into the fireplace!

Sloth.

Sloth.

Slothy, I may have been bad.

Smile. Good, we got it!

Sneaking up on me, huh?

So long, sucker!

So maybe if we bang on them hard enough, if we make enough noise...

So they wouldn't get his treasure.

Soda pop! Boy, am I thirsty!

Somebody's coming.

Someone's been here. The cooler's broken. Go check your brother.

Sorry, Dad.

Sorry.

Sounds like Andy.

Sounds like Kong.

Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak. Thrillsville.

Spill your guts. Tell us everything.

Spread it around.

Stairs!

Stay to the right!

Stef, it was beautiful.

Stop or I'm gonna shoot!

Stop playing around! They're getting away! What's the matter with you?

Stop! I'm just a kid!

Sure, guys. Back up, back up.

Sweetheart, are you okay?

Take that off. You'll get me in trouble.

Ten minutes ago, Troy was looking down my shirt. Who cares? It's not wrong.

Thank you, Mr. Willy.

Thanks for taking us up here. There's a real big ball...

Thanks, Brand.

Thanks, Chunk.

Thanks, Mama.

Thanks.

That is a mess. I want it cleaned up, boys.

That makes us the richest people in Astoria.

That must mean the rich stuff is near the restaurant.

That was back in 1935.

That's a summer place. Why is it open in the fall?

That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.

That's all right. You and Brand are safe with your mom and me.

That's delude yourself, dummy.

That's disgusting. No, I can't even look.

That's great, Dad.

That's it!

That's right.

That's right.

That's smart. I'm glad you're using your brain.

That's the It.

That's what I said.

That's what I said. I'll set booby traps in case anyone follows us...

That's where we move to when we lose our house tomorrow.

That's why it's always open.

That's why they call you One Eyed Willy, One Eyed Willy.

That's wrong, Brand. It won't happen!

The cook is carrying something to the kitchen.

The door!

The fireplace is the only way out.

The foreclosure is a definite.

The kid's not kidding, Ma. There's a tunnel down there.

The last guy to look for the rich stuff...

The lighthouse, the rock and the restaurant all fit the doubloon.

The most famous pirate in his time. My dad told me all about him.

The museum did some... Where'd you get this?

The museum's probably got a list.

The next time we take a test...

The one older brother had to go and screw it up.

The only thing we serve is tongue.

The rope.

The screen door!

Then he could sleep at night...

Then he killed all his men.

Then my mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids.

Then some guy tells me I have stupid inventions.

Then the fleshy arms.

Then the plump little hands.

Then there was a whole big war...

Then this was horrible.

Then Willy fled, because he knew he'd get killed if he stayed around.

Then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out...

There were bullet holes in the car this big.

There'll be no more signing today or ever again!

There's 50 houses to tear down after yours!

There's a funny farm with your names written all over it.

There's a light up ahead. Maybe we can get out that way. Let's go.

There's been a cave in before. Maybe we can get through.

There's Brand.

There's gotta be gold.

There's nothing buried there. This is the 20th century!

There's nothing to be scared of. Two customers went inside the place.

There's something weird.

These are all solid. Look at this. All solid.

These are the bad guys!

These look like water pipes, guys.

These pipes must lead to a building or something. A foundation.

They got g**** and Super Duper Chocolate Eruption and...

They got Pralines and Cream. And they got Mississippi Mud.

They got Swenson's.

They were chasing this four wheel deal, a real neat ORV.

They were digging tunnels and caves.

They're coming, guys. They're down there! They're coming out!

They're gonna kill us!

They're here? They're here. They're here!

They're right around here. I can smell their bubble gum.

They're somebody else's dreams.

This could get dangerous, Andy.

This first chord, I think, is...

This is a funny candle. It sparkles.

This is a real treat.

This is a summer restaurant? I bet it hasn't been open in 10 summers.

This is authentic. This is a doubloon.

This is great. We only have Hanukkah decorations in our attic.

This is my supply closet. You'll find brooms, dustpans, insect spray.

This is one of your tricks, right, One Eyed Willy?

This is our last weekend together.

This is ridiculous.

This is supposed to be water?

This is the little boys' room and that tunnel's the little girls' room.

This is the men's room.

This isn't gold. This is a wishing well. Look.

This map is old news.

This must be copper bones.

This one, this one right here...

This way. This way! This way!

Those are my friends, the Goonies.

Those are the bad guys!

Those three rocks out there. One, two, three.

Throw her into four wheel drive and hold on to your hats.

Tilting the mirror so he could look down my shirt.

Translate nothing. It's a sketch of the cannonball chamber.

Trapped.

Triple stones!

Triple stones."

Troy, how far you got with Andy?

Troy, throw the bucket down.

Troy! You touch that mirror again, and I'll smack you in the face.

Try it, Mikey. Try it. Yeah, yeah!

Turn off your brain. Somebody dropped a pot.

Turn that TV off. I can't hear myself think.

Until the British king found out about it...

Up there.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Just hold on here. Is that you again, Lawrence?

Wait a minute. Somebody's there.

Wait a sec! Hold it!

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Wait, I can't see a thing. What am I stepping on?

Wait, listen. Sounds like somebody's down there.

Walsh, let us give you a little ride.

Walsh, today's the day, so let's get this over with.

Want a candy bar? Look, I got a Baby Ruth.

Watch it... Oh, the window.

Watch where you step, all right? Don't slip. Don't...

Watch your hair! They're going for the hair!

Watch your veins, Ma!

Water.

We could've taken him to the side of a road and shot him in the brain.

We followed you guys. We were out driving with Troy.

We found it!

We got you, One Eyed Willy. We're right behind you.

We gotta be going out in style.

We gotta play the bones to get out of here?

We had our hands on the future.

We have a lot in common, huh, Willy?

We have money to save the Goon Docks!

We know Troy, he's a cheap guy.

We leave a trail of jewels into one cave...

We'll be by to pick them up in the morning.

We'll play pirates. Walk the plank!

We're in serious shit here. You gotta get the police.

We're walking right above...

We've been walking forever. How much further is it?

We've been walking forever. How much further is it?

We've got to get the police.

Well, I'll be damned. It's them goobers.

Well, maybe twice.

Well, Mrs. Walsh, I speak perfect Spanish.

Well, same difference! I mean, he played Kennedy once.

Well, you can give these papers to your father to read through and sign.

West. Counterclockwise.

Westward foams.

What about our lives?

What about the loot?

What are we doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Give me that.

What are you staring at? Let's go, load up!

What are you two talking to each other about, Mikey?

What booby traps?

What did you break this time, Chunk?

What happened to the two guys in the polyester who came before us?

What happened to your braces?

What if they're not customers? What if they're drug dealers?

What is he doing?

What is that?

What is that?

What is that?

What the hell are you doing at the bottom of a well?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is this?

What the hell? He's only a kid. Can't you handle a kid, even?

What year was the map made?

What, are you crazy? They're here!

What, what?

What?

What? What is it?

What'll happen to the stuff in the attic?

What'll we do about that country club? It's killing our parents.

What's all that Spanish junk right there?

What's she saying, Mouth?

What's that?

What's the matter with you guys?

What's the matter? What is this? A nuclear Saturday?

What's wrong with you people?

Where are you going? You don't want to do this?

Where's the gold, Mikey?! I'm tired of these games!

Where's the gold?!

Where's the men's room, please?

Who is that? Oh, Stef, that's you. Watch out. Data!

Who knows what we'll find.

Who needs the Goon Docks?

Who needs this house? I can't wait to get out of here.

Whoa, look at this. Look how deep it is down there.

Why are you locking me in here?

Why can't you stay at home? I'm taking you out of here right now.

Why couldn't I have had a sister?

Why me, Mike?

Why not?

Will you get up?!

Will you...

Wow.

Wow. "Thank you." A real moment.

Wow. Look at that.

Yeah, but you know what?

Yeah, food.

Yeah, right, Dad.

Yeah, sure he will.

Yeah, translate it.

Yeah, we're going to the men's room.

Yeah, well, thanks.

Yes, it's a year. It's a map of our coastline.

You all right?

You always take his side.

You always take his side.

You boys like tongue?

You broke my glasses!

You don't leave me any choice!

You get 25 years for counterfeiting!

You Goonie!

You got it. What's going down, guys?

You gotta let me out of here. Rosalita!

You guys never listen to me.

You guys scared me! Almost gave me a heart attack!

You guys, I'm in another room!

You guys, if we don't get out of here soon...

You guys, let me in!

You guys, my mom said...

You have no idea who I am. You want to lose your job?

You idiot! You glued it on upside down!

You keep kissing girls the way you do...

You know, I got some naked pictures of your mom, taking a bath.

You know, you're a great little kid... Person.

You made me go up this big hill and said give me a Twinkie.

You might've heard of them, the Fratellis. We found their hideout.

You must be really hiding something to go through all this trouble.

You sound as corny as Dad does.

You there, Ma?

You try to make your frosting look rugged.

You turd!

You turd!

You want a breathing problem? You got one.

You're all under arrest. Let's go.

You're dreaming, dude. No way.

You're gonna live with me now.

You're in the clouds, and we are in a basement!

You're just like Mom and Francis. You never let me finish.

You're looking at the richest people in Astoria. Now sign it.

You're ruining my joke. The painting's already cracked.

You're so fluent in Spanish. That was so nice of you.

You're so quiet all of a sudden. Aren't you called Mouth?

You're the first Goonie.

You're the one who always gets us in trouble, 00 Negative.

You've got a great body.

You've made my day.

Your voice is kind of nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up.

1632.

Andy, it's okay. Is she all right?

Another one of those booby traps! Booby trap!

Any of you guys ever hear of Detroit? No.

Are you okay, Mouth? Andy? Are you okay, Stef.

Billions. Billions? Billions?!

Brand, careful! Are you okay?

Brand, give them a few minutes. Listen to your big brother.

Brand, wait! What?

Bring him over here, Francis. Don't give me "over here."

But I gotta go to the bathroom. Like dead things, Mikey.

But they're here now. Call Harvey. Yes, sir.

Bye, Mrs. Walsh. Bye.

C sharp, D. Remember the lessons, play it right!

Can't you hold it? No.

Certainly, Mrs. Walsh. That's wonderful.

Chester who? Who?

Chunk. No, it's Captain Chunk.

Come on, let's go. Faster, guys.

Come on, tell us. Really.

Come on, we can do it. No, wait a minute.

Cross now! Wait a minute!

Curator. Wait, guys.

Data, don't do anything! No!

Data, hurry up! Don't be a fool, Data, come on!

Did you see him, guys? Where's Chunk?

Do you have a match? No.

Does it work, guys? Yeah!

Don't push, Jake! I'm not!

Don't touch that. Why not? He's dead.

Downstairs, first door on the right. Thank you.

Ease off, Brand. Punk!

Flunked your driver's test. Shut up.

Follow me. It's too...

Forever? Forever.

Forget it! Come on!

Get it off me! Let me help you, brother.

Get off me! I got you.

Go! Can't argue with that, Ma, all right.

Gold and silver all over the place! It's gold, we did it!

Great! Look at that! Neat! I love it.

Half the pepperoni was mine. Okay, I'm sorry.

Have some respect. Put that down.

He was upstairs! The guy who tried to sing.

He went to get the police. Go, the Fratellis are there.

He's gone. Oh, no.

Here! Like now!

Hey, Gene, how are you? Great.

Hey, Mikey, I believe you. I don't believe you at all.

Hey, Mikey? What?

Hit it! What're you doing!

I don't got it. You klutz.

I don't mind dying. Calm down.

I don't want to go. Why not? It's chained.

I don't wear a hairpiece! You rotten bastard!

I found your glasses. Sorry. You broke them.

I got a great idea. Slick shoes! Slick shoes? Are you crazy?

I lost my glasses. It's okay.

I love you, Chunk. Oh, I love you, Sloth.

I recognize these people. Look, it's the Fratellis.

I was 4 years old. You want to live to be 17?

I won't sing no more. Just put us down safely!

I'll make sure it's safe. Shut up.

I'm gonna leave the lights on. Calm down.

I'm kidding. Anyway, he was being a jerk.

I'm not Liberace, you know. Listen, you're doing fine.

I'm positive. How will we get out?

I'm setting booty traps. Booby traps.

I'm sorry, Irene. Come on, we don't have all day.

If Data's hurt, nobody cares anymore. Data's okay.

It could've been a tremor, Ma. I'll show you a tremor.

It fits, Mikey! It fits! We got it!

It was dangerous. Walking the plank was scariest.

It's dinnertime. Let's go home. Home? What home?

It's locked. Thank God!

It's not a candle, it's dynamite! Dynamite!

It's the start of the tunnel. Look.

Just don't leave, all right? No way I'm staying here.

Just give me a second. Okay.

Keep going, smarty. I can't swim with my hands tied.

Kids must've cleaned him out. Right before they ate him.

Killer dead things. Big. Please. Lady, please!

Let's... Get out of...

Listen to her. What's wrong with her?

Listen to that. What?

Look at him. Don't touch it, guys.

Look at that. Oh, my God.

Look at this piece over here. Leave it alone, Jake.

Look out, kid. No! Don't shoot him!

Look what we brought you. Oh, pizza!

Look! There are notes on this. Andy, you took piano lessons.

Lots of water. Water, water, water.

Ma, he's eating my pepperoni again. You want your pepperoni?

Ma, just don't upset yourself. Hurry up!

Ma, why'd you have to shoot him? He's a fed.

Martin Sheen. That's President Kennedy, you idiot!

Maybe it's a way out. Or the Fratellis.

Maybe they're still here. I hope not.

Me too. Me three.

Me. Me.

Me. Me.

My gun! That's it!

No pen. No pen?

No, Sloth, it's just your echo. Echo!

Nope. Is it going down now?

Not my hand! Do I get the truth?

Oh, God. Come on. You see? I told you.

Oh, great. It looks like a boat mast.

Oh, hi, Mom. Hi, Mom.

Oh, I love that. Come on!

Oh, my God! What?

Oh, my God. It was disgusting.

Oh, yeah? Yes.

Oh, yeah. Sure! You got it.

Okay, close the door. We can go, guys.

Okay, close the door. We can go, guys.

Okay, hurry up. Good idea.

Open the door! Mikey!

Or Chunk got the police. Or one of Willy's booby traps.

Remember we went to the Bronx Zoo? Don't start that.

Retrospective. I said that. Don't contradict me.

Right here. All right, all right.

Right there. They did a show. A retropactum.

Safe. Shut up and go.

Say goodbye to your little friends. Brand!

Setting booty traps. Booby traps.

Shame, shame! I know your name.

She knows what she's talking about. She's a dame!

Shit! We found it on the map.

So I elbowed his lip. You elbowed his lip?

Somebody's been here. Door's open. Shut it.

Sorry about your face. It's okay, I was born with it.

Stay to the right! Please, Mikey, dead things.

Telling more stories, Lawrence? No, this time it's for real.

Thank God you're here. We need your help.

Thank you, sir. Thank you, ma'am.

Thank you. Thank you.

That's beautiful. Look, a waterfall!

That's exactly what I said. What?

That's my mom's most favorite piece! What?

That's north. Near the restaurant.

The map says there is. Get off it! There's nothing...

The octopus was scary. Octopus?

Then we found the pirate ship. That and the pirate's treasure.

There's nothing to worry about. You don't understand!

They wanted to leave you. I said no. We never been to the Bronx Zoo!

They're gonna kill us. We're dead. Where are you going?

They're on the bridge. Hurry up!

This better be it, Mikey. Shut up, Chunk.

Use the back door from now on. All right.

Wait here. I'll get my brother. You'll get in trouble.

Wait, wait, wait, you can't do this. Why?

Want to buy them? What?!

Way to go, Andy! Way to go! It's all coming back to me. Okay.

We got you, One Eyed Willy. Which way do we turn?

We were chased by the Fratellis. That's enough.

We were in the tunnels. It's good to hear your voice.

We won't be taken alive, matey! What do you mean "we"?

We'll be okay. Sure.

What are you doing? The map!

What do you mean, "jump rope"? You know, jump rope.

What happened to them? What is it? Spit it out.

What is that? It's Dad's business.

What is that? Come on. Dead.

What is this? Keep going.

What seems to be the problem? Mister, I need a ride.

What should I do? All right!

What, what, what? I wanted to say thank you.

What? Let her mother worry.

What'd you wish for? To make it with Andy.

What's going down? Get your foot off the table.

What's in the bag? What is it?

What's that? 10 times 10.

What's up there? It's all right, Brand.

Where you going? The men's room, Mikey.

Where you going? To set booty traps.

Where's Chunk? Chunk's up there.

Which way is north? "That's where you'll find the treat."

Why didn't you use the stairs? Use the stairs!

Why not? It's chained. You wanted to go.

Why? That's Willy's.

Why? Why kill all of them?

Wow! It's a giant piggy bank! We're rich!

Wrong way, lover boy. It's this way. Thanks.

You all right? Yeah. You?

You dropped something. What's that, a Cracker Jack prize?

You get it, Mikey! Mikey, get it.

You guys are crazy. No, the middle one!

You guys will never get out that way. What?

You idiot! Oh, my God!

You know how this works? What?

You look better from behind, Mouth. Want to see something really scary?

You mean booby traps. That's what I said. Booby traps!

You might want to hold my hand. Thank you.

You wouldn't be here if it wasn't. Shut up!

You'll get ammonia. It's pneumonia, Ma.

You'll start a cave in! What do you think that was?

You're not too tight. Yes, it is.

You're pulling my hair! You get that girl away from me.

Your favorite. Everything's on it.

...and I know some of you took Spanish in school.

...and I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket...

...and it's got this thing...

...and sailed away into the sunset.

...and sent out his whole armada to go after him.

...and the British blew up the walls around him.

...and then I made a noise like this...

...and we hide in another.

...and what appears to be a pirate ship...

...as each note is said.

...between the armada and Willy's ship, the Inferno.

...bullet holes the size of matzo ba...

...downing the brews, but no!

...for offering to save my life and everything.

...guns and cannons bursting here and there.

...haven't you?

...he went in, but he never came back out.

...instead of sitting up figuring how we can stay.

...it'll be in some other school.

...it'll be over another town.

...like the Fratellis. We'll hear them coming.

...make yourselves comfortable, huh?

...on all the people in the audience. Then...

...or the new assistant curly... Curney...

...soaked with blood of the trespassing thief."

...studying on them and inventing them. God!

...that said there was buried treasure under here.

...the parts of you that don't work so good...

...there'll be a golf course where we're standing.

...there's gonna be some kind of hostage crisis.

...they'll catch up to the ones that do.

...this was my dream, my wish.

...to nearest northern point."

...to One Eyed Willy.'"

...took over the Sizzler steak houses?

...what if this map can lead to One Eyed Willy's rich stuff?

...when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play.

...when it could be in some safe deposit box, right?

...when your face doesn't screw it up.

...with my eyes closed.

...ye will surely be...

...you've been bad.

"Chester Copperpot, missing while in pursuit of local legend.

"Copper bones.

"Nice" is my middle name.

"Stretching feet...

"To move on, play the tune...

"Ye intruders beware.

"You schmuck. Do you think I'd be stupid enough to kill myself?"

$50 bill.