Spider-Man: No Way Home Edit

A 17 year old high school delinquent...

A blizzard blasted through.

A boy was entrusted to you,

A brilliant scientist.

A disturbance near a military research facility

A monster flying through the air.

A place that represents second chances.

A scientist that turned into a tree.

A second chance.

A torture rack.

About last week's attack in London.

About May.

About which we know frighteningly little.

About you and your friends not getting into college,

About your purple alien that loves stones.

Actually, that was Sasha so...

After everything we've been through,

After he tried to kill me.

After you left, I detected an otherworldly presence.

Agents wanna know exactly what was taken...

Ah, hey, here he is.

Ah, I got no time for Peter Parker stuff, you know?

Ah, so we go along or die. Not much of a choice, is it?

Ah, you've outdone yourself, Peter.

Aka Peter Parker,

Aka the web headed war criminal

ALARM: Alarm system deactivated.

All right, guys, focus up. You feel that?

All right, MJ, heads up!

All right, tell me again. I'm sorry, I'm an idiot.

All this time, people looked up to this boy

All we gotta do is focus, trust your tingle

All we have to do is figure out how to get there.

Although I do need to show this letter to my parents.

An anonymous source provided this video.

An ID with me, you know?

An interdimensional warrior

And a couple of years later, you, Doc Ock,

And act like I ain't butt ass naked?

And all that power back there...

And as his legal guardian, essentially his mother,

And called him a hero.

And coordinate our attacks.

And don't call me "sir."

And helped him get to space.

And I don't mean just in the cosmos. I mean in his mind.

And I don't... Doesn't make sense.

And I get these tinglings in my hands...

And I know you're on your way to the airport.

And I respect it.

And I thought he could help me.

And I'll explain everything.

And I'll pull the plug. All right, let's go!

And I'm gonna talk to them about you.

And I'm still broke.

And I'm the dumbest person because I let them help me,

And if that spell gets loose, they're all coming here.

And if the school sees me fighting these crazy monsters...

And if those people are watching...

And if you keep your noses clean,

And it was perfect.

And it'll be like none of this ever happened. Okay?

And it's all my fault.

And it's very difficult and dangerous

And matter displacement.

And once I finish the proper ritual,

And protestors.

And send these guys back to their universes.

And so it begins.

And some frozen burritos in a microwave?

And tell us who he really is,

And that is a lizard, and we should go!

And the longer you do that, the more dangerous it becomes.

And then send them home.

And then what? We perish?

And then, uh...

And then... Oh, shit.

And there he goes.

And they shot an episode of The Equalizer here in the '80s.

And they've done nothing wrong.

And try and fix some of this damage

And try to kill you.

And we can confirm at least one person has been killed...

And we, the innocents,

And we're gonna get through it together.

And when we get into MIT,

And where is "here," exactly?

And who will, no doubt, go down in history

And with great power,

And witnesses say that they saw

And yet here we are, outside.

And you don't know me, but you...

And you might not die fighting Spider Man.

And you wonder, "Is all that gone too?"

And you're willing to commute to another universe...

And, um, honestly, right now we're all he really has left.

And...

Any more than you could change who they are.

Any more while I'm casting it.

Are left to pick up the pieces.

Are they all like this?

Are you excited for MIT?

Are you getting the tingle thing?

Are you gonna go into battle dressed as a cool youth pastor,

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you seriously still talking about college?

Are you Spider Man's girlfriend?

As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers,

As the greatest superhero of all time.

As we bring you up close and personal coverage

Ask him. He can explain everything.

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: And we're out.

At any given moment, but I didn't.

At least they used a good picture.

At Oscorp when I worked there.

At the Midtown School of Science...

Attaboy.

Back to being a nobody.

Back up. Back up. Back up!

Back where they came from.

Badass.

Basically everyone that knew

Basically, what I'm trying to...

Be a fresh start. And we'll all be together.

Be careful what you wish for, Parker.

Because I blipped for five years.

Because I need to talk to someone.

Because I'm Peter Parker? So cast a new spell.

Because my nana says that we have it in our family,

Because Norman Osborn died years ago.

Because only a coward conceals his identity.

Because someone forgot to cast a monthly maintenance spell

Because that's not who he is.

Because that's what they do. All right?

Because the answer can incriminate me...

Because then everyone that was in my life

Because you remember what they stood for

Been thinking about it a long time.

Before he fell into... a pool of electric eels.

Before you asked me to brainwash the entire world?

Before you do anything, Mister...

Believe me, the world is watching.

Believe me. I'm so sorry

BETTY [BROADCASTING]: We're covering the first day of senior year

Between known and unknown reality.

Between supporters of Spider Man

BOSS: Jones, what are you doing? Get back to work.

BOTH: Don't say anything without a lawyer.

BOTH: Thank you.

BOTH: Whoa.

Brace yourselves. You might wanna sit down.

Brainstorm ideas.

Brilliant scientist. Military research.

Bring them here while I figure out

BRITISH REPORTER: Authorities just a short while ago confirmed

But at least this way, you get to go home and have a chance.

But at some point, I just... I stopped pulling my punches.

But don't ever do that again.

But even if I wanted to...

But he was greedy, misguided.

But he's not gonna send anyone home

But I can't do this if you're in danger.

But I carried on, tried to, um...

But I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge.

But I never meant for any of this to happen.

But I was wondering if...

But I'll let you live.

But I'm gonna need help.

But I've been trying to find your friend

But if I didn't, millions would've died,

But if they rejected you and you tried

But if this goes sideways...

But if we match up our backup schools,

But if you look here... the chip is fried.

But if you stay here,

But if you were involved...

But it'll be okay.

But keep an eye on the lights. When they're all green,

But my Aunt May should really know.

But now everybody knows and...

But now you die.

But that's not all, folks.

But the fact remains, Spider Man is a menace.

But the others...

But then yesterday, I was...

But things will get much worse.

But this has to end. Now.

But this isn't your universe.

But this time, make everyone forget who Peter Parker is.

But what if that doesn't work? What if that doesn't work?

But what if we could? What if we could change their fate?

But you actually encouraged it.

But you can't take the chair out of the guy.

But you gotta understand, that would mean that everyone

But you have to go home now.

But you're not him.

But, ma'am, this isn't about me.

But, you know, not doing it this way.

By getting involved with a vigilante like Peter Parker?

Bye.

Can I tell you something, though?

Can we just stay up here all day?

Can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part?

Can we talk about this in the kitchen?

Can you imagine if we both got in? And Ned?

Can you not throw the bread again?

Can you please explain to me what is going on?

Can't you just cast the spell again?

Catch.

CHANCELLOR: Peter! Help!

Chaos and calamity ensue?

Check it out.

Child endangerment's a nasty rap.

College admissions.

Come hell or high water.

Come on, come on, come on. Okay, I'm so sorry.

Come on, isn't that worth trying?

Come on, kid, let me see your face.

Come on, pick up, pick up.

Come on, Strange, have a heart.

Come on, Wong.

Come on, you can still make your flight.

Come on! Come on, this way. Quick, quick, quick!

Come on.

Comes great responsibility.

Connors?

Continue to contend that the vile vigilante is a hero.

Could you just stop talking?

Crawl around.

Created by living organisms, and then, uh...

Cure that ass.

Cure. Cure some ass.

Damn.

Dead. They both died,

Deal.

Department of Damage Control.

Devastating attack in London have emerged.

Did you get a makeover?

Did you guys see that?

Did you just open a portal?

Did you not hear me say, "Don't lose him?"

Did you really think that I'd let that happen?

Did you see that?

Did you send in your applications yet?

Different Peter. Weird.

DILLON: Another universe?

DILLON: I got my body back.

DILLON: It's just a tree, man. Just a tree.

DISPATCHER: Four three Edward, do you need an EMS assist?

Do it.

Do you remember the full moon party at Kamar Taj?

Do you think there are other Ned Leedses?

Doc?

Doc?

Doc?

Doctor Strange, sir, Peter's plan is working.

Doctor...?

Does any part of you feel relieved about all of this?

Does it just come out of your wrists,

Don't make me a murderer, Peter.

Don't mention it.

Don't wanna be killed,

Don't worry, ma'am! I'm coming!

Don't, because he will just make me clean it.

Don't.

Door's... Hey!

Doughnut for my fellow Engineer.

Dr. Connors?

Dr. Curt Connors. He was a scientist

Dr. Octavius, no.

Dr. Otto Octavius.

Drowned in the river with your machine.

Dude, half my guys are guys in the chair.

Dude, I'm so sorry about that.

Dude, what? I'm busy.

Dude!

Dude!

Dude!

Dude!

Easy, buddy.

EDITH: Are you sure you want to commence the drone attack?

Either of you.

ELECTRO: Sad to tell you, Sandman,

ELECTRO: What's up, Peter?

Empire State.

Enough attitude. Just do it.

Especially by a guy dressed like Dungeons & Dragons,

Especially by a teenager using scraps

Even after she was hurt,

Ever since I got bit by that spider...

Ever since I got here.

Everybody get off the bridge!

Everyone in the world's gonna forget you're Spider Man

Everyone that she helped...

Everything Spider Man touches comes to ruin.

Exactly. Unless...

Exactly. You would know.

Except your girlfriend.

Excited to see you tomorrow.

Existential crisis stuff.

Expect disappointment and you will never get disappointed.

Facial recognition unavailable.

Fascinating.

Federal agents? You stay here.

Feel free to walk or swing through the hallway.

Feel like I'm gonna puke.

Felt like this.

Fighting Spider Man.

Find Peter Parker!

Find Peter Parker.

Find Peter Parker.

Fine.

Fine.

First one's here!

Five years?

Fix? You mean like a dog?

FLASH: ♪ No sleep till ♪

Flint, we're trying to help you!

FLINT: I can't hold him much longer.

For a month.

For five years.

For me, it was the top of the Chrysler Building.

For Midtown High's most famous student,

For more, we go now to Joint Intelligence headquarters.

For the brutal murder of Mysterio,

For them? Or for yourself?

Fresh from his rampage in Queens.

Fresh start.

Fresh water it is.

Fresh water or salt?

From a bachelor's junk drawer.

From Daily Bugle Supplements.

From every universe into this one.

From none other than the fugitive known as Spider Man,

Gave his room to May so he's sleeping down here.

Get away from everything?

Get in here, guys. Let's go.

Get it off of me.

Get off, get off, get off me.

Get out of the car now! Move!

Give me that back.

Glasses and a comb over.

Go get them, tiger.

Go to the right! Right! Right! He means right.

GOBLIN: Can the Spider Man come out to play?

GOBLIN: Coward. We have a new world to conquer.

GOBLIN: It didn't work.

GOBLIN: She was there because of you.

Goddamn eels.

Gods don't have to choose.

Good luck.

Good night, and God help us all.

Good.

Got it! Close it.

Gotta be careful where you fall.

Gotta cure all of them. Right?

Governments around the world launch investigations

Great, it's just some random guy.

Green Goblin, impaled by the glider you flew around on.

Gross!

Guys, comm check. Hello?

Guys, I'm at the top.

Ha ha, you are the one that killed her.

HAPPY: I should probably leave.

HAPPY: If you wanna go over it again. I mean... What's that sound?

HAPPY: Wrap it up.

Hasn't he been through enough?

Have you been listening this whole time?

He died in my arms...

He does.

He got it from you, that pathetic sickness.

He had a tin suit and he could fly, right?

He has an army of drones, Stark technology.

He hit me. Spider Man hit me!

He just wandered in.

He sounds jolly. Start with him.

He used to work with Tony Stark, but then he was...

He was like a flying green elf.

He will. He's very good at forgetting things.

He'll tell you. And then he caused an overload.

He's a conspiracy theorist.

He's about to destroy another national landmark.

He's gonna kill us all.

He's my best friend

He's saying he's gonna be the new Iron Man. No one else.

He's standing right there. He's not...

He's the wizard I told you about.

He's with his aunt and some guy.

Heh heh, that's a good question.

Heh, you okay?

Hello, Peter.

Hello.

Here we go.

Here. Get out of the way. Let me get that man.

Here's the real blockbuster.

Hey, ask him if this is,

Hey, I told you, I don't need fixing.

Hey, Max, I missed you, man. Ho!

Hey, Strange.

Hey, um...

Hey, wait, wait! Whoa!

Hey, you can't just...

Hey, you okay?

Hey!

Hey! Who the hell are these two?

Hey! You! I see you. Come here!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. He trusts you. So do I.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

Hey. Hey!

Hey. Uh, I think this is it.

Hey. What are, like, some of the craziest villains

Hi, my name is Peter Parker,

Hi?

Hi? Do we...? Do I know you?

Hi.

Hi. Heh.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. My name is Peter Parker. You don't know me, but I, uh...

Hi. Um, my name is Peter Parker, and I...

Hiding from who you truly are.

Hiding in the shadows.

Hm.

Hmm.

How are you?

How can I help?

How did you do that?

How did you just do that?

How do we stop him?

How do we...? How do we...?

How to get them back before

How you like the new new?

How'd you end up like that anyway?

How'd you know her?

I accessed my doorbell camera.

I accidentally brought those dangerous people here.

I also didn't know that you could talk.

I am a glass half full kind of gal.

I am going to talk to them about your friends and you.

I am so sorry...

I am the most famous person in the entire world.

I called Damage Control. They're on their way.

I can explain everything. Trust me.

I can feel it. That weird energy.

I can help you. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

I can still hear her voice in my head.

I can't believe I'm in the Sanctum Sanctorum.

I can't promise you guys anything,

I could be so much more.

I could do that?

I could say under advisement of counsel,

I could've been more fun.

I couldn't do any of this without you, so thank you.

I couldn't save her.

I did.

I didn't kill Quentin Beck. The drones did, okay?

I didn't know where else to go.

I don't believe any of the charges

I don't care anymore.

I don't have the Time Stone anymore.

I don't know how many visitors we've got...

I don't know how to say this.

I don't know how to work as a team.

I don't know if this would actually work,

I don't know what you're talking about. What machine?

I don't know, it kind of feels different

I don't know.

I don't know. I just feel like, if you don't...

I don't know. Looks like he's charging.

I don't like this. Just web him.

I don't need fixing.

I don't need your help. I got it just fine.

I don't think I could go through that again.

I don't think we should skinny dip.

I don't trust anyone.

I don't trust you. I don't know you.

I don't wanna brag, but I will.

I fell into a vat of electric eels.

I generally don't go around advertising it.

I genuinely don't know how you do this without throwing up.

I got bitter.

I got eyes on him.

I got it, I got it!

I got it. I did it. Uh, will you send him up?

I got rageful.

I got some understanding of what it is you're...

I got their letter. I assumed that was...

I got what I wanted.

I gotta go. Where am I going?

I guess it's just not in the cards for guys like us.

I guess you keep doing it until we find the real one.

I had him by the throat, and then I...

I hate the woods.

I have a daughter, and I want to see her.

I have a weird question. Um...

I have it all under control.

I have the tingle thing, just not for bread.

I hope you have time to check it out.

I hope you understand...

I hunted down the man who I thought did it.

I I knew way before MJ did.

I just came through this, uh...

I just don't want you

I just feel so dumb. I didn't realize you were miserable.

I just finished my MIT one.

I just have this sense that...

I just thought you was gonna be Black.

I just wanna kill you myself.

I just wanna talk to you about your relationship, okay?

I just wanna... I want you to... I wanna tell you that...

I just wish we could see him.

I just wish we could see him.

I just wish we could see Peter.

I keep yelling at you, Peter 2!

I kind of expect disappointment.

I kind of like who I am here.

I knew it.

I know a couple of magic words myself,

I know about those.

I know it.

I know that's what you think. Calm down.

I know this is my mess, and I swear to you I'll fix it,

I know what you did.

I know you will.

I know, I get it, but we can't just send them home to die.

I know, I know, I know. I, uh... Um... Uh...

I know, I know. We suck.

I know.

I know.

I like it.

I literally helped him find the Vulture.

I lost a good friend a while back.

I lost Gwen, my, um...

I lost...

I love people. I love them so much.

I love you guys.

I love you.

I love your relentless optimism.

I made mistakes, and people were hurt.

I may have struck the blow, but you...

I mean, I could have killed you...

I mean, I'm happy to rehash it if you want to.

I mean, like the dumber version of me

I mean, this is really hurting a lot of people.

I mean, this is so not fair. I didn't do anything wrong.

I mean, you can take the guy out of the chair,

I mean, you don't have to come.

I meant the universe, sir.

I need a lawyer because I'm...? I thought he was...

I need the cure!

I need you to capture them,

I promise I'll fix this.

I promise, I won't turn into a supervillain

I promise, I've got this all under control.

I pursued it into the sewers, where I found that...

I really hate magic.

I really like how you're a people person.

I refuse to answer the question respectfully

I refuse.

I saw another one on the bridge.

I saw how she trapped you, fighting her holy moral mission.

I saw Spider Man in an ad for this place.

I should have let Strange send them back.

I should see what that is.

I think I broke my ribs.

I think I can help you guys.

I think I can make an anti serum for Dr. Osborn.

I think that I can repair the devices for Dillon and Marko,

I think the Mets are gonna

I thought it was the MIT lady you saved.

I thought that was the tanning bed Happy broke.

I thought you guys were such a handsome couple.

I thought you were in love, May.

I told you I never wanted to do this ever again!

I told you there'd be consequences.

I trapped your corrupted spell inside,

I underestimated you.

I understand your loyalty to Mr. Stark and his legacy,

I wanna kill him.

I wanna see Peter right now.

I wanna tear him apart.

I want a taste of that new energy I just felt.

I want incriminating footage of Spider Man.

I wanted him dead.

I was about to turn into pure energy, and then...

I was in the Avengers.

I was just here.

I was Spider Man before should still know!

I was Spider Man's "guy in the chair."

I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data.

I was swinging through the city, and then I went through

I would like to have my words stricken from the record.

I wouldn't change a thing I did.

I, uh...

I... I wish I could tell you, but it's, like, I don't do it.

I... I've seen you two...

I'd almost forgotten.

I'd rather not talk about this.

I'll come find you, okay?

I'll come pick you up when it's done.

I'll explain, but first, can you help me?

I'll make you remember me.

I'll save myself.

I'll see you around.

I'll see you inside, okay?

I'll see you later.

I'll tell you what I call him, public enemy number one!

I'll, uh, see you around.

I'm a really good lawyer.

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

I'm done.

I'm gonna come back in a second to check,

I'm gonna fry you from the inside out.

I'm gonna lead him inside the statue.

I'm gonna press it.

I'm gonna talk to Admissions about your friends.

I'm grateful, dear boy. Truly.

I'm in control, buddy,

I'm lame compared... I fought a Russian guy

I'm never gonna be able to forgive myself for that.

I'm not giving you the... Whoa!

I'm not here to talk about Westview.

I'm not really sure why I'm explaining electricity to you.

I'm not supposed to say anything to you.

I'm okay.

I'm Peter Parker's best friend.

I'm Peter, but I'm not your Peter.

I'm ready.

I'm really sorry if I wasted your time.

I'm really sorry that I dragged you into this.

I'm right here. I'm right here.

I'm right here. We're gonna take our time.

I'm risking a lot just talking to you.

I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

I'm so, so, so sorry. I love you.

I'm someone else.

I'm sorry about that, sir. I mean...

I'm sorry, kid.

I'm sorry, Stephen.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Are you telling me

I'm still, like, that you fought an alien in space.

I'm trying to get Ned and MJ a second chance at getting in.

I'm very aware of your tactics and my rights.

I'm, uh...

I'm...

I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for 12 hours.

I've done it before, I can do it again.

I've never seen him this powerful.

I've only had one week where my life has felt normal.

I've seen your file.

I've watched you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes.

If I can fix what happened to you, then when you go back,

If I don't hear from you, I'm pressing the button.

If I have nothing to hide?

If it's personal, I don't wanna pry, but I think it's cool.

If something bad happens, you just push this,

If they die, if you kill them...

If they die, they die.

If you don't, I'll just figure it out.

If you expect disappointment,

If you wanna read about our inspiring friendship,

In a rhinoceros machine.

In the grand calculus of the multiverse,

In the palm of your hand.

Include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females,

Into missing Stark technology.

Into the murderer known as Spider Man,

Is all this for a holiday party?

Is lure these guys someplace, right?

Is she even gonna be my girlfriend?

Is that him?

Is the tingle happening? Is your tingle tingling?

Is there anything else?

Is you.

It can analyze, design, construct basically anything.

It can't be him.

It didn't make it better.

It doesn't really hurt anymore.

It hurts 'cause they're gone and then it hurts all over again

It is so crazy down there.

It means the electricity in your body's dissipated.

It shows Quentin Beck, aka Mysterio,

It started pulling in everyone

It took me a long time...

It was all over the news.

It was heartbreaking.

It was my fault.

It was the next step in human evolution.

It was your spell that got screwed up,

It worked. That totally worked.

It would appear a few of them squeaked through.

It would be as though you never existed.

It'll reverse the spell

It'll work. Have faith.

It's a fabricator.

It's a hassle compared to what you got.

It's actually my fault that you're here.

It's an ancient relic. The Macchina di Kadavus.

It's an honor to serve you, sir.

It's choking you. Can't you feel it?

It's fine. You'll do it again. We'll keep trying.

It's gone.

It's good to see you.

It's gotta be the guy I saw on the bridge, right?

It's in Goodfellas. What's the thing they say in Goodfellas?

It's isolated, so no one should get hurt.

It's just a standard spell of forgetting.

It's just me and you, okay?

It's just me and you.

It's just that we can't do that,

It's just tons of...

It's kind of stiff from all the swinging, I guess.

It's literally the dungeon of a wizard.

It's me.

It's not about me.

It's not my problem.

It's not my responsibility, May.

It's not.

It's okay, Flint.

It's okay. I'm gonna come and find you,

It's okay. It's a backup school.

It's okay. Uh, these are my new friends.

It's okay. Um...

It's okay. We're okay, right?

It's okay. You guys are good. You're safe. Get out.

It's one of my favorite things about you.

It's the arc reactor.

It's their fate.

It's too dangerous.

It's you trying to live two different lives.

J. Jonah Jameson reporting.

JAMESON: ...place is about to be swarming with cops.

JAMESON: It's been a few weeks since the fiasco

JAMESON: Ladies and gentlemen,

JAMESON: Spider Menace!

JAMESON: The Statue of Liberty? Good God, folks.

JAMESON: There you have it, folks. Conclusive proof

JAMESON: Tragedy.

Jones. I told you to take down the Halloween decorations.

Just answer my questions.

Just have to...

Just know that I really did try to help you.

Just leave me out of this.

Just me.

Just performing miracles in a condominium, hm?

Just take a deep breath.

Just three yous.

Just to take it in for a minute.

Just wait your turn, doc!

Just you.

Keep an eye out on the trees. We don't know where this guy is.

Keep watching Midtown News all year

Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.

Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.

Kind of. It's okay.

Know what aliens love? Eating brains.

Know what?

LANDLORD: Rent is due on the first of the month. Don't be late.

Last I recall, you had bad teeth,

Last one.

Leave me alone, please.

Leave the Statue of Liberty alone.

Leave them. They're mine.

Legally, you can't hold us here.

Let me guess, into a lizard?

Let me just catch my...

Let me just... Let me catch my breath.

Let me out of here!

Let me out of here. Peter!

Let me tell you something. I was whupping Spider Man's ass.

Let's catch some multiverse men.

Let's get the... out of here.

Let's go skinny dip!

Let's hear what he has to say. Matt?

Let's just focus on the good news, okay?

Like a place where he would go to just...?

Like I don't... Like I don't do breathing.

Like, a tree monster or, like,

Like, the universe or the woods?

Like, when do you think?

Listen to me.

Listen, sir, if you stop smashing cars,

Lola, you're right. I am magic.

LOLA: Ned.

Look around you. This is what we do.

Look at me. I'm here.

Look at that.

Look at this place.

Look at you with the school spirit.

Look out!

Look, I am really impressed

Look, Parker, the problem is not Mysterio.

Look, you give it to me, I'm gonna destroy it.

Looks like we got competition.

Lots of birthday parties.

Ma'am, just stay calm.

Ma'am, you okay?

Ma'am, you should get out of the car.

Make everyone forget...

MAN [ON RECORDING]: Alarm system deactivated.

MAN [OUTSIDE]: Murderer! Mysterio forever!

MAN: Hey.

MAN: Murderer! Mysterio forever!

MAN: Yo, Peter!

Max, Max, Max. Can we talk for a second?

Max?

MAY [ON PHONE]: If the paint won't come off, I'll get it out.

May, I'm here.

May, May, I'm here.

May, run.

MAY: He wants to stay in the truck.

MAY: I didn't know you were so awkward about sex, Peter.

MAY: You take care of your side, I'll take care of mine.

May?

May?

May?

May? Where's May?

May.

May.

May.

May. Their chance of getting help is way better

Maybe I should go to New York and speak to this...

Maybe I...

Maybe it's not such a big deal.

Maybe just run it by us next time, you know?

Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.

Maybe you could go back in time and make it so he never did?

Maybe you'll have a fair shot.

Me and...

Meaning that all this is kind of your mess.

Mental or physical issues.

Minus the Frisbee and the smiling.

MIT is dumb?

MIT, they're the Engineers. The mascot.

MIT?

MJ Watson and Ned Leeds are the two smartest people I've met,

MJ, are you gonna have his spider babies?

MJ, I'm so sorry, but I can't see anything

MJ, you know he's a murderer, right?

MJ: Good night, Ned's lola.

MJ: I want a lawyer.

MJ: Ned?

MJ: Oh, no, no, no. What happened? Peter? Peter.

MJ: Okay. Okay.

MJ: Peter, what is it?

MJ: Um, no.

MJ: What are you talking about? Right.

MJ: What's he doing?

MJ! MJ! MJ! We love you!

MJ! They have nothing to do with this, sir.

MJ.

Mm hm.

Mm. Oh, there it goes.

Moments before his death.

MORDO: Your desecration of reality...

Ms. Jones, why do you want a lawyer if...?

My Aunt May taught me

My Aunt May, Happy,

My best friend, my girlfriend,

My dad will kill you.

My entire life got screwed up and I was wondering...

My friends and I just got a second chance to get into MIT,

My God, Mr. Murdock, thank you.

My lola's asking if you could clean up the webs you just shot.

My lola's asking if you could just

My MJ. Uh...

My moral mission? No.

My physical... What?

My son...

Mysterio was right.

Nah, nah, nah. He got something back there.

Nah, that will look ridiculous.

Nanotechnology.

NED & MJ: Whoa!

Ned Leeds. Spider Man's best friend.

NED: Finally some privacy.

NED: Go left! Left, dude, left! Left! Go! Left! Yes!

NED: I'm trying to close it. I can't help that it's not working.

NED: It's It's really dark.

NED: Me neither.

NED: Oh! Wait, what?

NED: Osborn?

NED: What What's happening?

Ned?

Neither can I.

Never had a block? I run out of webs all the time.

New details from last week's

New school, new town. I can Spider Man there.

Nice knowing you, Spider Man.

Nick Fury has been off planet for the last year.

NICKY: I'm not saying I don't want to honor the Avengers,

No good deed goes unpunished.

No more darker half.

No problem.

No way that's his girlfriend. No way.

No, he got it on a technicality

No, I'm annoyed.

No, I'm saying don't let MIT be dumb.

No, it was really fun, right?

No, it's a nickname. Harold "Happy" Hogan.

No, it's not gone.

No, it's Peter Parker.

No, let's just focus on the bad news.

No, man, I'm talking about the world.

No, no, no, it's okay. It's okay. I'm a nice guy.

No, no, no. May. We gotta find these guys first.

No, no, no. Not a creature. A man.

No, no, no. Well...

No, no. He's not teasing you.

No, not him. Me.

No, not really. Uh...

No, please don't tell me that you know what I'm going through.

No, that was after.

No, wait, Strange. He's not dangerous.

No, we just got here! No, not again!

No!

No?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Go.

No. He was green. This guy's blue.

No. No, thanks. I'll pass on that.

No. One of the rotunda gateways connects to Siberia.

No. Well, I'm... No, I'm...

Nobody's going home.

Norman Osborn? I thought that you were...

Norman Osborn.

Norman was right.

Norman, this is my nephew.

Not even a thing. I just have one question.

Not going anywhere.

Now I got you.

Now tell me again

Now, who are you? What is going...?

Octavius knows what I can do.

Octavius?

Of cosmic energy currents.

Of Peter fighting his biggest battle yet,

Of the Spider Man Mysterio controversy today,

Of this whole tentacle situation

OFFICER 1: All right, let's go. Let's go! Move in!

OFFICER 1: All right, Parker! Come out with your hands up!

OFFICER 2: Come out right now, or we will open fire!

OFFICER: Negative, Central.

Oh, dude, I don't care. It's seriously not a big deal.

Oh, great. You caught another one.

Oh, Happy.

Oh, hey. You must be MJ!

Oh, I got Connors. I've cured him once, so no big deal.

Oh, is that a dinosaur?

Oh, it's good to see you, dear boy.

Oh, it's my back.

Oh, May, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God, Ned. Ned.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no way. I fought an alien too.

Oh, no. No, no, no.

Oh, okay.

Oh, right, right, right. I should probably know that.

Oh, uh, right. Yeah.

Oh, well, he needs help and maybe they all do.

Oh, will these humiliations never cease?

Oh, you're okay. Oh!

Oh. Ah.

Oh. It just closed.

Oh. Okay.

Oh. What Norman said?

Oh...

Okay, and there was a really angry green man.

Okay, come on.

Okay, great.

Okay, guys, here he comes.

Okay, guys, it could be any minute now.

Okay, here's what we gotta do.

Okay, I think I got this.

Okay, I will, um...

Okay, I'll tell everyone you're my best friend.

Okay, I'm done. I swear I'm done. I'm done.

Okay, let's go.

Okay, let's not change the parameters of this spell

Okay, no problem, Peter Parker.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, so now, all we gotta do

Okay, so we get the rest of the guys,

Okay, so, uh, Connors, Marko, Dillon and, um...

Okay, Spider Mans.

Okay, uh, Stephen.

Okay, um...

Okay?

Okay? So for me, MJ, please just take this.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Don't lose him.

Okay. It's okay.

Okay. We can take the subway.

Okay... Oh!

On it.

On me. Unh!

On the bridge, you said his name.

On the controversial news website TheDailyBugle.net.

On the Statue of Liberty, and Spider Man's cultists

On the Statue of Liberty?

One of the guys you're looking for just walked in.

One sec. Can I help you?

One shot, send them here, move on.

One spider, two hearts, a million crazy ass memories.

One, two, three.

Only a coward hides his true intentions.

Only... Only the wrists.

Or crawl on the ceiling to avoid everybody.

Or do you got your suit?

Or does it come out of anywhere else?

Or kind of normal, I guess.

Or should I say "spider"?

Or worse, Wong finds out.

Or you're flying out into the darkness to fight a ghost.

Osborn?

Osborn?

Oscorp doesn't exist.

OTTO: How does it feel, Norman?

OTTO: That's impossible.

Otto.

Otto.

Our help.

Outside of the city,

Pairing new device.

Parker, don't you realize that in the multiverse

Parker, it's their fate.

PAT [ON BROADCAST]: Stark Industries was caught in the web

PAT [ON BROADCAST]: We come to you now with revelations

PAT: This shocking video was released earlier today

Perfect. I'm gonna just stay here for a bit

Peter 2, go right. Peter 3, go left.

PETER 2: Are there people in the sky?

PETER 2: My Uncle Ben was killed.

PETER 2: The night Ben died...

PETER 2: Uh, this might seem kind of weird,

PETER 3: Yeah, that's happening. That's real.

PETER 3: Yeah. Sorry.

Peter Parker? Peter Parker.

Peter Parker.

Peter, it's me, Flint Marko. You remember?

Peter, not your problem? Hmm?

Peter, Peter, Peter.

Peter, stop tampering with the spell.

Peter, there's...

Peter, we would love to welcome you back to Midtown High,

PETER: MIT's obviously the dream,

PETER: Oh, no.

PETER: Okay, um...

PETER: Okay.

PETER: So the chip in the back of Doc's neck

PETER: What's happening?

Peter!

Peter!

Peter!

Peter?

Peter?

Peter.

Peter.

Peter. Do a TikTok with me.

Peter...

Pick you up and swing you to school for one week?

Please just trust me.

Please Scooby Doo this shit.

Please stop moving your head.

Please, will you just wake up and talk to me? Please?

Please. We saved half the universe together.

Poor Peter.

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Putting the Captain America shield

QUENTIN: I managed to send the Elemental back,

QUENTIN: Spider Man's real... Spider Man's real name is...

RADIO HOST: Nicky from Jersey City, you're on the line.

Really appreciate you doing this for me, sir.

Remarkable.

REPORTER: The crowd has continued to grow here all morning long

Rest assured, ladies and gentlemen,

Right, I gotta find Ned and MJ. I, uh...

Right?

Right.

Right. I'm really sorry to bother you, sir.

Right. Sorry.

Right. Um...

Round of stale doughnuts, my treat.

Run!

Run!

Same.

Sandman's first.

Says the reckless fool who turned himself into a monster.

Scooby Doo this shit.

See him for what he truly is.

See?

Sending them home,

Señor, he made my family disappear.

She died for nothing.

She said to me that we did the right thing.

She told me that with great power...

She was my MJ.

Should've killed your little girlfriend

Sir?

Slimy green son of a gun.

So do you have a best friend too?

So either we saw someone else...

So get on your phones, scour the Internet, and...

So how did the bad guys get here?

So how did you know you were a man of magic?

So I opened the wrong portal to the wrong Peter Parker.

So I stopped him.

So I was thinking...

So I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place.

So I'm sending you home.

So in Spider Man's illegal vigilantism,

So it's important to me that Ned knows.

So long, kid.

So my girlfriend's gonna forget everything?

So please don't let MIT be dumb like me.

So rather than him being in control of the tentacles,

So sorry to keep you waiting.

So they don't blame it on me again.

So this is your plan, Peter, hm? No lab, no facilities?

So we could actually go.

So we're curious as to how your web situation works, that's all.

So why'd you come along?

So you deal with it.

So you, like, make your own web fluid in your body?

So, Peter Parker,

So, Peter, to what do I owe the pleasure?

So, uh...

So, what is this place?

So, what, y'all just gonna stand here

So, what's your plan?

Some of the students put this together for you.

Some of these walls are thousands of years old.

Somebody help! I need an ambulance, please! Somebody?

Somehow I always forget you're just a kid.

Someone's living in my house.

Something catastrophic could have happened.

Sometimes I'm not myself.

Sorry for dragging you into this.

Sorry, guys.

Sorry, sir.

Sorry!

Sorry. Um, Dr. Osborn, these are my friends.

Sorry. Where are we gonna go?

Sorry...

Sounds like a hassle. But I did.

Speaking of which what happened to you?

Spell? As in magic?

SPIDER MAN 2: I need the Lizard cure.

SPIDER MAN 2: Yep, almost done.

SPIDER MAN 3: I need Max's cure.

Spider Man attacked me.

Spider Man was trying to stop my fusion reactor,

SPIDER MAN: Connors, stop!

SPIDER MAN: Do it. Execute them all.

SPIDER MAN: MJ!

SPIDER MAN: Yes!

Spider Man.

Spider Man's name is Peter Parker.

Square the radius. Divide by pi.

Starting with the word "please."

STEPHEN: I think it's better we don't engage

Still nothing?

Stop arguing, both of you! Listen to Peter 1.

Stop it.

Stop. You're embarrassing yourself.

Strange, no!

Strange, stop. Can we please just talk about this?

Strange, we can't send them back. Not yet.

STRANGE: It was the only way.

STRANGE: Wanda.

STRANGE: We tampered with the stability of space time.

STRANGE: We're too late for that. They're here.

String theory, multi dimensional reality...

Strong enough to have it all.

Struggling to have everything you want

SUIT: New device detected.

SUIT: Stark network unavailable.

SUIT: Suit compromised.

Superpeople.

Sure.

Talk to your physician.

Tell anybody, I will deny it.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, Mr. Cape, sir.

Thank you, Stephen.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Happy?

Thank you. I didn't know you broke up.

Thanks for cleaning my suit.

Thanks, May. Hope to see you again.

That came out of you.

That could break the universe,"

That everyone deserves a second chance.

That everywhere Spider Man goes,

That feels weird, but I'll allow it.

That has meaning to him?

That he needs my help.

That I wanted to know, knew.

That I'd let you take away my power just because you're blind

That is a Pilates machine.

That little spell that you botched

That Peter Parker is Spider Man.

That Peter Parker's Spider Man,

That should be drawing power now.

That spell travels the dark borders

That spell was out of control. If I hadn't shut it down,

That Spider Man was responsible

That the deadly drones used in the London attack

That was not okay. Unbelievable.

That was so much worse.

That was when you found out.

That way, when you're thinking, "I'm about to do something

That wouldn't have let them help.

That you didn't even think to plead your case with them first

That you've managed to give them all a second chance, kid.

That'll do it.

That's a long time.

That's controlling these tentacles,

That's nonsense.

That's not gonna work.

That's not how the spell works.

That's on you.

That's one of the coolest things that's happened to me,

That's right, folks. Peter Parker.

That's right, he did, because he forgot

That's right.

That's some neat trick, that sense of yours.

That's the best thing we can do for them.

That's what I was feeling.

That's what we do.

That's why I'm here.

That's why they call it a fling.

The Avengers is Earth's mightiest...

The Bugle tip line has just received a call

The crowd seems evenly divided

The damage, the destruction.

The day he died.

The decent citizens of New York.

The door's locked.

The entire world's about to forget

The feds are investigating that missing technology.

The friendly neighborhood Spider Man

The greatest threat...

The Mirror Dimension is just geometry?

The most famous person in the world.

The multiverse is a concept

The multiverse is a concept about which

The multiverse is real?

The only other daily fix you need.

The original way, before I screwed it up.

The place where I worked at,

The power of the sun in the palm of my hand.

The power of the sun.

The power, it's different.

The Runes of Kof Kol?

The Runes of Kof Kol.

The same universes.

The Sanctum's built at the intersection

The sooner you guys get through this, the sooner we go home.

The Sorcerer Supreme has higher duties. Yes.

The spell? Like magic spell?

The technology and you.

The tentacles are now in control of him.

The truth is...

The undercroft?

Their futures are ruined just because they know me,

Their sacrifice means infinitely more than their lives.

Then either way, we'll be in Boston.

Then he tried to turn the whole city into lizards.

Then we'll take you to a doctor, okay?

Then what are you here for?

Then you can never really get disappointed.

There are always consequences.

There are an infinite number of people

There is still the court of public opinion.

There must also come great responsibility, mm?

There should be an electric guy and a sand guy.

There was a billionaire,

There will be significant casualties.

There you go.

There's a mixer for new admissions and...

There's always something we can do.

There's gotta be a Black Spider Man somewhere out there.

There's gotta be something we could do.

There's no new ground being broken. I need my eight hours.

There's no real way to sugarcoat that.

There's not something we can do? We can't come up with a plan?

There's nothing else you can do.

There's nothing we can do.

There's some people here.

There's the assistant vice chancellor.

These are not curses.

They all have their own

They destroy the fabric of reality,

They were experimenting with electricity

They would have been killed.

They'll keep it going.

They're coming because of me, right?

They're coming through. I can't stop them.

They're here because of you.

They're mes from other universes.

Things just got out of hand.

Things will be different,

Think we're beyond you calling me "sir."

Thirsty?

This feels amazing.

This has nothing to do with sex.

This has to be because of the spell.

This is gonna sound really crazy,

This is Ned and MJ.

This is our only shot. It's here or nowhere.

This is Peter Parker, Peter Parker. Spider Man, Spider Man.

This is so cool. I always wanted brothers.

This is so not fair.

This is why I never had kids.

This isn't what it looks like.

This massive mirror thing, and then I was back in...

This reporter will uncover those intentions

This shouldn't even be possible.

This time for some reason.

Those other guys are from your worlds, right?

Those voices inside my head...

Through Spider Man.

Till he's finished his little science project back there.

To change it mid casting.

To convince them to reconsider,

To end up like... Like me.

To keep the seals tight.

To learn to get through that darkness.

To our universe...

To resurrect countless lives.

To what true power can bring you?

Too weak to send me home to die.

Too weak to take it!

Took a while but we made it work.

Tried to keep going, tried to keep being the, uh...

Trust me, Peter, when you try to fix people,

Trust me.

Try to cure them while they try to kill us,

Trying to do better.

Ugh! I swear, when I get out of this,

Uh, can't some people still know?

Uh, Doctor Strange?

Uh, I gotta go. I'll be back.

Uh, I'm sorry, what was your name again?

Uh, it's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?

Uh, Ned, it's not closing.

Uh, okay, okay.

Uh, well, we need to find somewhere safe for it, right?

Uh, yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay?

Uh, yeah, I'm good. I've been stabbed before.

Uh, yeah. Actually, I am excited, which is weird,

Uh, yeah. I better get going.

Uh...

Uh... Okay.

Um, all right, here goes nothing.

Um, hi.

Um, I hope it's okay,

Um, oh!

Um, we should go, right?

Um...

Um...

Um...

Uncle Ben said it.

Unless you have some real specific charges to throw at us,

Unreasonable search and seizure?

Until he turned himself into a lizard.

Until you stop trying to kill me,

Up here. He's up there. It's the guy from the bridge.

VENOM: And he has been saying it for hours.

VENOM: And you thought Lethal Protector was a shit name.

VENOM: Eddie, we are drunk.

VENOM: What is happening? No!

Wait a minute. Is that an Archimedean Spiral?

Wait and tell me when you see me again.

Wait, excuse me?

Wait, have you been crying?

Wait, I thought you were the Sorcerer Supreme.

Wait, no, seriously, what's your actual name?

Wait, so you want Spider Man's help?

Wait, what? How do you know that?

Wait, you don't mean...? No, May, this isn't my problem.

Wait. He's... He's not your friend.

Wait. So you're Spider Man too? Why didn't you just say that?

Wait. You know this creature?

Was designed to protect his brain from the AI system

Was one of the guys made of mud? What's going on? Call me.

Was she your girlfriend because you were Spider Man?

Watch this. Do you know a Peter Parker

We are told that multiple people have been injured,

We are unable to consider your application at this time."

We broke up.

We can work together and I can help you find your machine.

We could, like, help you workshop something or...

We don't have liability insurance.

We don't know where he is.

We don't need to be fixed.

We don't need you to save us.

We draw them there with the box. It's the thing they want.

We goo...?

We gotta do this up close.

We gotta get it off him.

We have a warrant for the arrest of Peter Parker.

We know frighteningly little.

We need your help.

We screwed up a spell trying to get you into college.

We should go. We should go. Come on.

We take them off the board one at a time.

We take.

We tampered with the stability of space time

We weren't the first to seek them out.

We'd have no memory of you.

We'll be right back after a brief word

We're clearly not very good at this.

We're getting sidetracked. This is where we'll do this, okay?

We're gonna get through this.

We're gonna get you home.

We're gonna kick some ass.

We're gonna need a car tow.

We're gonna need a safer place to live.

We're gonna rip you a new...

We're having a canned food drive.

We've used it for a lot less.

Welcome back, sir.

Welcome to the spiritual oasis.

Well, finish your mission, and then come by.

Well, he admits it.

Well, I got his attention. Now what?

Well, I have some good news, Peter.

Well, I knew sooner or later you'd show up.

Well, I mean, when you put it like that...

Well, I wouldn't give up.

Well, I, um...

Well, I'll be damned.

Well, I'm in.

Well, if he were a hero, he'd unmask himself

Well, let's hope not.

Well, look. Nick Fury was there the entire time.

Well, not all of the electricity.

Well, now this city and the world

Well, some of these guys are gonna die.

Well, uh, is there someplace that he might go

Well, yes, I am thirsty.

Were designed by Stark Industries.

Wha... Hey! Get off of me!

What are you doing, May?

What are you doing?

What are you talking about?

What are your other favorite things?

What did you just say?

What do you know about the multiverse?

What do you mean, you're not my Peter?

What else can I call it?

What have I done?

What have you done with my machine?

What if everyone forgot who I was?

What if we can't remember you? I don't wanna do that.

What is a Ned?

What is happening?

What is that?

What is that?

What is this, a birthday party?

What is this?

What is up with this phone?

What more need be said?

What pernicious propaganda are you peddling?

What the hell is going on out there?

What the hell is going on?

What the hell is that?

What was that? What did you just do to him?

What, you gonna cook us some cures

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Is that happening, or am I dying?

What? You said your dad really liked me.

What...?

What's happening?

What's in it for me?

What's that thing you always say?

What's up?

When all this is over, if you need a job

When federal agents opened an investigation

When I had the chance.

When MJ told you Peter was Spider Man...

When Mysterio revealed my identity...

When she found out, it was really messy.

When we get into MIT, we should live together.

When will people wake up and realize

When you say, "Convince them,"

When...

Where I'm in control.

Where is he?

Where we shape heroes.

Where you wanted everyone to forget

Where's Connors?

Where's the box, Peter?

Whew.

Which he used to seduce Jones Watson

Which, I guess, explains why he is so miserable all the time.

While the world tries to make you choose.

Who are those guys, huh? Is that a cyborg?

Who are you?

Who are...?

Who does that?

Who gave his life to protect our planet

Who is this clown? What is this madness?

Who know Peter Parker is Spider Man?

Who knows and loves you, we...

Who knows Peter Parker's Spider Man

Who, for years, has been terrorizing

Who's coming with me?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Oh, what are you doing?

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. What's going on there?

Why are you looking at me like that?

Why are you running?

Why didn't you?

Why would you risk it all

Why?

Why?

Will not go unpunished.

Will you get off your phones for five minutes?

Will you look at me, May, please?

WILSON: I tried to stop you so many times but you powered through.

With a bright future ahead of her.

With all due respect, and I mean that very insincerely,

With them because, frankly,

With what?

With your hand in my...

Without paying the bill, no tips, nothing.

Won't turn back time, but people will forget

Wong, you've actually generated a good idea.

WONG: Don't cast that spell.

Wong. Try not to slip.

World, if you're watching...

Would like a coffee, please.

Would you look at that.

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah, because it is.

Yeah, because we're actually friends with Spider Man.

Yeah, but we'd have to get scholarships

Yeah, I can see you.

Yeah, I fought an alien made out of black goo once.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I promise.

Yeah, I'm coming.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I really needed to talk to you

Yeah, it's what we do. Um...

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, that's great.

Yeah, they're all here and locked up.

Yeah, uh huh. Or murderers.

Yeah, we all believe you, Michelle.

Yeah, well, not anymore.

Yeah, yeah, the condo. I love the whole open floor plan. No.

Yeah, you did. So proud of you.

Yeah, you're okay. What happened?

Yeah, you're welcome.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Don't get me started on that.

Yeah. I... I think I know exactly where that would be.

Yeah. I'm on it.

Yeah. Knocked on my ass.

Yeah. Me too.

Yeah. Me too.

Yeah. No, I got a middle back thing too.

Yeah. No, you're right. Fresh start.

Yeah. Peter Parker.

Yeah. Right.

Yeah. Still feels weird.

Yeah. You can't do that, huh?

Yeah. You're gonna forget who I am.

Years ago.

Yes, my Spider Lord.

Yes.

Yes. Norman.

Yes. Okay.

Yes... Yes, sir, I did.

You better go and say your goodbyes. You don't have long.

You better.

You both like each other. We get it. Hang up.

You bring a cyborg with robot legs into my house?

You can in my new book, Flashpoint.

You can keep your magic.

You can plead your case with her.

You can thank me later.

You can work in the undercroft.

You can't change that

You can't. It's dangerous. You've done enough.

You catch your breath.

You changed my spell six times.

You come at my boy, you come at Flash Thompson.

You did the right thing.

You did the right thing.

You did?

You didn't rehearse that, did you, Peter?

You didn't see me.

You died, Norman.

You do know you're in the street, right?

You don't belong here.

You don't deserve this.

You don't do that. I told you. And that is why.

You don't know what you're talking about.

You don't listen to him. You listen to me.

You got a nice face. You're just a kid.

You got going on here, okay?

You got that suit. You help a lot of poor people.

You got the scores and the grades.

You got us a second shot at MIT. It's fine.

You guys definitely didn't do anything wrong.

You guys didn't get in?

You have a gift.

You have power.

You have someone?

You have to pay the bill.

You haven't called the...?

You just stay right here.

You know him, don't you?

You know I can give you a real makeover.

You know what's cooler than magic?

You know, because you're an octopus.

You know, Max was like the sweetest guy ever

You know. It's what we do.

You like Donkey Kong Jr.?

You like sports.

You make me sick.

You may find this video disturbing.

You may have dodged your legal troubles

You need electricity for your brain to function.

You not only allowed him to endanger himself,

You okay?

You picked the wrong side.

You promise?

You ready?

You really think so?

You said that, I was like,

You said there's no charge.

You saw it with your own eyes.

You should not be able to do that.

You think I'm being too pragmatic.

You think your fancy new suit's gonna save you?

You tried to fix me.

You trust him?

You two, no one said stop shoveling.

You wanna do it again now because yours got messy?

You want to play games?

You were ever Spider Man.

You were his main accomplice.

You were just trying to fix things, and so...

You wouldn't happen to be from another universe, would you?

You zap them, Doctor Magic will send them back,

You, keep your science fair project away from me!

You?

You?

You'd burn the place down.

You're a deeply mistrusting person...

You're a hero.

You're a smart young woman

You're about to become whole again.

You're all grown up.

You're gonna have to deal with the wizard.

You're gonna need a really good lawyer.

You're great at geometry. You can do geometry.

You're insane.

You're kidding. I fell into a supercollider.

You're not gonna take this from me.

You're not Peter Parker.

You're okay, you're okay.

You're okay.

You're Peter?

You're saying that this whole place here,

You're telling us what to do even though

You're welcome. Get to work.

You've just been separated from your physical form.

Your coffee.

Your friendly neighborhood Spider Man could use some.

Your nervous system is...

Your weakness, Peter, is morality.

'Cause you are not. Thanks. I appreciate that.

"Oh, I had a web block." Whoa. Why?

[ARC REACTOR POWERING UP] Yeah!

[BACK CRACKING] Yep. That's good.

[BEEPS] They're gifts.

[BOTH GASPING] [ROARING]

[BREATHING DEEPLY] Close it.

[COUGHING] Oh!

[CRIES OUT] [GASPS]

[GROWLING] [BOTH GASP]

[GROWLS, THEN ROARS] Just FYI, lizard guy's here too.

[GRUNTS SOFTLY] [WEB THWIPS]

[HORNS HONKING] [BARKING]

[IN ENGLISH] I'm going to bed. NED: Night, Lola.

[KNOCK AT DOOR] CLEARY: Federal agents! Open up!

[LINE BEEPS] Uh, yeah, Peter, this is Happy.

[MAN SNORING] What's that noise?

[MAY GASPS] PETER: May!

[METAL CREAKING] [GRUNTS]

[SIGHS] [BEEPS]

[SIGHS] ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: New Yorkers

[SOFTLY] Hey. Will you run a diagnostic?

♪ Three ♪ ♪ Maybe you can subtract it ♪

♪ What is it? ♪ ♪ Three ♪

A wizard's dungeon. Wizard's dungeon?

About this whole spell thing... It's totally okay.

against you are gonna stick. Wait, seriously?

All real? BOTH: Yeah.

All right, let's do this. Let's go.

All right, we got this. Focus and close the portal.

All right. Um, look, I, uh...

And all the possibilities. What, this condo?

And now I'm here... Who's in control?

And then I was here. MAX: Ah, please.

and then it's all over. We're not gonna leave you.

And this is Ned. Hello.

And we flung. It was fun.

Are these your Legos? [FABRICATOR CHIMES]

Are you guys seeing this? MJ: Yeah.

Are you in a band? No, I'm not in a band.

Are you okay? No!

Are you okay? Uh huh, uh huh.

Are you okay? We're okay!

Are you okay? Yeah, we're okay.

Are you okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Be careful, okay? Yeah. You too.

Burn up! Aah! Whoa!

But I thought you were Peter 2. What? I'm not Peter 2.

but I'm gonna do it. I just wish...

but I'm not sure for how long. You could have left us to die.

But it would work, right? Yeah, it would work.

Can we get Ned a snack? Absolutely.

catch my breath. Okay, well, catch your breath.

Come on. He hit me.

Crawl around? Yes.

Did it work? No.

Did you close it before? No? I mean, I've opened some.

Do that again. Yeah.

Do you? Uh...

Don't listen to him. Guys, this is not helping!

Don't worry. I'm all tapped out. Are you sure about that?

Dr. Octav... [GASPS]

Dude, what are you doing? Peter, you gotta go. Go, go.

Ehh... You're from Queens.

Exactly. Would you two just shut up?

Expect disappointment and... No, no, no.

Five times. You changed my spell.

Flash, please help me. Cool, cool, cool.

Flash, please. Help me. You know what I want.

Flash, where's the MIT mixer? Why?

Flint, we could help everyone. I don't care!

For a week. Two weeks.

From every universe? Who are you? And where am I?

get the cobweb there. [SIGHS]

Give me the box. No.

go all the way this year. Really?

Go. No, I gotta wait...

God, I love it here. What are you talking about?

Good. Here's your web cartridges.

He did all of that. HARRINGTON: Did a great job.

He was purple. I wanna fight an alien.

He's always coming and going. Peter?

He's been waiting. I got you.

Help me find these guys. You don't have to apologize.

Hey, Dr. Connors. Hello, Peter.

Hey, let's see you and MJ kiss! Back off.

Hey, May. [LOCK BEEPS]

Hey, May. Hey, Peter. I'm at work, and...

Hey, Peter! Peter!

Hey, watch your mouth. I'm sorry but...

Hey, what did you just do? This.

Hey. Come on. Okay. You guys ready?

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hi, Happy. Not by choice.

Hold still. Don't you dare.

How are you doing that? I have no idea.

How do I stick to the ceiling? Do it.

How is it? Wow.

How's this helping? It's not important.

However, Mr. Hogan. Yes?

Huh. [CHUCKLES]

Hulk. Hulk.

I am. No, no.

I am. Yeah.

I am. You ain't even the shit no more.

I can be fun. We'll hang out again.

I can. Thank you. You are amazing.

I can't remember. Who? Who's in control?

I could go for a burrito. He's gonna kill us all.

I didn't know that. I helped him hack a suit once

I don't know what to do. Peter. Peter.

I don't know what's going on. Okay, it's okay.

I don't know. I really hope not. All right, fine.

I don't know. Your house? No! No!

I don't like this. Leave it alone.

I don't mean to... But are you teasing me?

I don't wanna do that. I know. MJ, I know.

I gotta go. Yeah. I got it. You okay?

I guess I'll see you. BOTH: See you.

I have to make my own in a lab. PETER 2: Right. That's...

I just wanna go home. Well, I, myself,

I knew it. Nice.

I love... Just wait.

I now have higher duties. Higher duties?

I said that. That's what he just said.

I think you're about to go home. Okay.

I thought you stopped the spell. No, I contained it.

I was about to die. Max, do you know? Do I die?

I was gonna go, but... Not now.

I'll be right back. [ROARS]

I'll meet you at the top. [GRUNTING]

I'm actually guilty of something? Mm hm.

I'm magic now. Yeah, he's right. He can.

I'm not saying I am... But it's just the self talk.

I've ruined your life. No. No, no, no.

If I was? I advise securing a lawyer.

Including me. Everyone?

into his cult of personality." Oh, come on. Stop. Stop.

Is that him? No.

Is that the door? Hey. Is it true?

Is that...? HAPPY: Is that here?

It gets confusing here. [LAUGHS]

It is so crazy down there. This one's good.

It just goes right here. This... [CHIMES]

It was crazy. It wasn't crazy, Max.

It's a better view. That is a sweet view.

It's really about boundaries. [DOORBELL BUZZES]

It's too dangerous. WONG: Why?

It's you. You okay?

Just you and me, just talk? Look who showed up.

Let me answer the door. Let's go here.

Let's do this. Ready? Wait, wait, wait!

Let's pick one target. Right.

Like, breathing just happens. Whoa.

LIZARD: Come on! Hey!

Magic's real here too? I mean...

MAN 1: Yo, Peter Parker! MAN 2: Yo, Peter!

MAN: Hey, Spider Man! Oh. Oh, uh...

Mary Jane? It's Michelle Jones, actually.

Math. Don't do this.

May, go. Now I'm gonna fix you.

May, I gotta go. Okay.

May? Peter.

May. Oh!

Maybe we should... Listen, I...

Me neither. I do. I've been in a team, okay?

me. No.

MJ says hi. Hello.

MJ: No way. Hard to believe, isn't it?

MJ: Peter. Hey.

MJ! Peter?

Mm hm. And every time he's in control,

Mom, look. Mommy.

Ms. Jones Watson. Jones. I don't go by Watson.

My friends. This is MJ. Hey.

My old friend Spider Man. I'm trying to save you.

Mysterio forever! Do a flip!

Ned! Hey!

Ned! Peter!

Ned? Yeah?

Nice throw. [ENERGY CRACKLING]

Nice, Ned! Oh, yeah!

No way. Yeah.

No, May... Peter, you listen to me.

No, no, May. Practice safe...

No, no, no. It's what I do.

No, no, no. They're here to help.

No, you did that. I helped a little bit.

No, you don't! [GROANS]

No! Wait, wait, wait.

No. Exactly.

No. How on earth does that...?

No. Yes, crawl around.

No. You can't escape yourself.

No. It's okay. Did you kill him?

No. You didn't. Just forget about it.

Norman, no. Quiet, lapdog.

Norman? Norman's on sabbatical, honey.

Oh, good, good, good. Hey.

Oh, I... I didn't see anything.

Oh, I'm ready. Yeah. Me too.

Oh, man, I'm sorry. Oh, don't apologize.

Oh, man. Hey, nice catch.

Oh, my God, I'm dead. You're not dead,

Oh, my God, you're bleeding. I'm fine. I'm okay.

Oh, Peter, hey. Did those guys come through yet?

Oh, sorry, did you mean...? "Peter" Peter.

Oh, sorry, Lola. Yes, of course.

Oh, thanks, man. What's that for?

Oh, well, congratulations. If I'd been here, then...

Oh. [PANTING]

Oh... Don't worry about me.

Oh... You're in so much pain, huh?

Okay, okay. I promise.

Okay? Really?

Okay. But, hey, I, uh...

Okay. Get out of here.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. You got it.

Okay. She's gone.

Okay. You try to surround him,

Okay. See you later. Be safe.

On Earth and in space. Oh.

oppose the renovation... Oh, sorry.

Ouch. No offense.

Ow. I'm sorry, sir, but...

Perfect. Where is she? She left.

Peter 1! I got it!

PETER 2: Peter... Please don't.

Peter 3. Peter 3.

Peter Parker? Again, we're all Peter Parker.

PETER: Just the truth. Oh, sure.

PETER: What happened to him? We tire of your questions, boy!

Peter! ALL: Yeah?

Peter! Run! It's just me and you, okay?

Peter. I want you to know that I...

Phew. Ready?

Please don't touch her, sir. You're just a kid?

Please. Fine.

Plot points along the curve. It's over, Parker.

Prove it. Prove what?

Really? Yeah.

Really? Yeah. You want me to crack it?

Right. Thank you. Mm hm.

Seriously? No, not seriously.

She knows him. Are you Spider Man's girlfriend?

She'll do it. Absolutely, she will.

Shut up, Ned. No, it's not real.

Shut up. Stop talking. There's magicians, but no...

Since you're, like, up there. Yeah.

So my Aunt May? Yes.

Something feels off. FLINT: What do you mean?

Sorry. Hold on, Doc.

Stephen, listen, I am so... Call me "sir."

Stop. That's all. Mysterio was right.

Strange, wait, we're so close. Skip it!

Sure. Okay. And I will do it.

Take care of yourself, okay? Yeah. Nice to meet you.

Thank you, Matt. That's amazing.

Thank you, sir. Call me Stephen.

Thank you. But, Peter,

Thanks. Sorry. Don't worry about it.

That could work. NED: I got one.

That is... The crypt.

that this is all my fault. [JAMESON SCOFFS]

that you guys have fought? Seems you've met some of them.

That you're Peter Parker. I don't carry

that's a little complicated. Oh, I understand.

That's all I've ever wanted. You're not trying to save me.

That's good. That's better. Right? Yeah.

That's great. Thank you.

That's not possible. I am Spider Man, in my world.

That's Peter Parker. Mom.

The Avengers? Yeah.

The computer. Oh!

The dinosaur can talk. Right. Lizard.

The drones that are yours. No.

The hell? The Goblin.

There's no spell. No. No spell.

They have crime in Boston, right? Yes.

This is all my fault, May. No.

This is gonna be us. Yes.

This is plenty. No, it's not.

To go where? To the airport.

Uh huh. What?

Um, guys, this is Mr. Osborn. Hey, it's "doctor."

Using a magic box. Well, that's the plan.

using Happy's place like this. No, no, no. He'll get over it.

VENOM: Eddie, don't start. They don't.

Wait, really? I got Doctor Strange magic.

Wait, really? Yeah. I mean, I get it.

Wait. What? You did it with magic?

We all know you can do it. I'm just gonna...

We could portal there. What?

We good? For now.

We gotta hide this thing. Oh, right.

We help people. This is what's best for them.

We're all called Peter. We're all Peter.

We're in this together. I know we're in this together,

Well, where is he? Uh, he's inside.

What do you mean fix us? Our technology is advanced...

What happened? [SIGHS]

What happened? I fought with Strange and won.

What happened? Nothing happened.

What happened? Are you okay? [SOFTLY] I'm okay.

What have you done? I liked you better before.

What I was... [REGISTER DINGS]

What is this place? The Mirror Dimension,

What plan? He's curing them.

What the f...? [CAR HORN HONKS]

What? Forget who you are?

What? Look, I stole his ring thing.

What? MJ: Peter! Hey.

What? Um...

What? It's no big deal. Great.

What? No, he... I know he told me to wait...

What... What happened to you? What happened to...?

What'd you find? There's a...

What's the thing on his hand? Shh.

Where are we? It's complicated.

Where is he? He's trapped,

Who the hell are you? I'm Peter Parker.

who's Spider Man? Yes.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Heh. What's up?

Whoa. [SPEAKS IN TAGALOG]

Why do I need to? This is not enough.

Why isn't it closing? I don't know.

Why'd you do that? To see if you have the tingle.

Wicked crime. It'll be like a fresh start.

Will you say it? I needed to hear that.

WOMAN: Hey, Spider Man! Oh, my God.

Yeah, can I ask you a question? Sure.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I'd love that.

Yeah, I can take it in. You... You are amazing.

Yeah, me too. That's all.

Yeah, sure. You gotta take it. Wait, what?

Yeah, that'd be great. All right.

Yeah, we saw. Yeah, he is.

Yeah, yeah, it has to be. Peter. Peter!

Yeah? I feel kind of bad

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. Hi. I'm Peter Parker.

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, on three.

Yeah. Nice to meet you. So nice to meet you.

Yes, it is. It is. No, it's not. Nuh uh.

Yo, it's him. Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You don't have the Avengers? Is that a band?

You don't know me. Don't I?

You got it. Peter 1, Peter 2. Peter 2.

You helped him? No, I didn't...

You know the Fourth Amendment? CLEARY: Sure.

you mean I could have called them? Yeah.

You murdered Mysterio? Um...

You ready? Yeah.

You said you don't want to swing. Swing me.

You should definitely lawyer up. Excuse me?

You sure? I'm fine, I promise.

You sure? They're leaving the shelter.

You too. Okay.

You went to the Grand Canyon? He could have used your help.

You were never a nobody, Max. Yes, I was. Yes, I was.

You? Same.

You're the walking corpse. What do you mean?

You're up first, Doc. What?

You're welcome. HAPPY: Perfect.

...I have to try.

...is, in fact...

...the vile vigilante villain Spider Man.

...wish me luck.

'cause I don't really get excited about things.

'cause I know that's what she would've wanted.

'Cause I'll tell you what, man, aliens do not love stones.

'Cause then you'll never actually be disappointed.

'Cause you're amazing.

"In light of recent controversy,

"No more darker half"?

"Some suggest that Parker's powers

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[CLEARS THROAT] That's great. Thank you.

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[CRIES OUT]

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[DE LA SOUL'S "MAGIC NUMBER" PLAYING]

[DOOR BELL DINGS]

[DOOR BELL JINGLES]

[DRAWER OPENS, REGISTER WHIRRING]

[ECHOES] Peter?

[ECHOES] What is it, Peter?

[ECHOES] What's happening?

[ECHOES] What's wrong?

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

[ENERGY CRACKLING]

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[EXHALES SHARPLY]

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[GROAN ECHOES]

[GROANING]

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[GROANS SOFTLY]

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[GROANS] I am so confused right now.

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[IN ENGLISH] Thank you.

[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING OVER POLICE RADIO]

[LAUGHING]

[MAY COUGHING]

[MECHANICAL ARMS WHIRRING]

[METAL CLANGING]

[METAL CREAKING]

[MICE SQUEAK]

[MOUTHS] I love you.

[NORMAN YELLS]

[OTTO GRUNTS]

[OVER SPEAKER] This is Peter. Leave a message.

[PANTING]

[PANTING]

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[PETER GROANING]

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[SIGHS] It looks nice. And this is safe.

[SIGHS] Now what?

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[SNARLS]

[SNICKERS]

[SNIFFLES, THEN CRYING]

[SNIFFLES]

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[SOFTLY] Thank you.

[SPEAKING IN TAGALOG]

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[SPIDER MAN 1 & 2 WHOOPING]

[SPIDER MAN GROANS]

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[STRAINS]

[TAPPING KEYBOARD]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[THUNDER RUMBLING]

[TRAIN HORN BLOWING]

[WEAKLY] May, run, please.

[WEAPONS BLASTING]

[WEBS THWIP]

[WHIRRING]

[WHISPERING] Oh. It's Happy. Look.

[WHISPERS] Dude.

[WHISPERS] He's lost.

[WHISPERS] I'm right here.

[WHISPERS] It's so quiet.

[WHISPERS] Stop. Stop.

[WHISPERS] What are we gonna do about this thing?

[WHISTLES]

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♪ 'Cause seein' and doin' Are actions for monkeys ♪

♪ A tricameral system Is now set ♪

♪ Advance to the tune But don't do the hustle ♪

♪ And don't get offended while Mase do si do's your daughter ♪

♪ And that's The magic number ♪

♪ And that's the magic number ♪

♪ And that's the magic number ♪

♪ And three out of Every darn time ♪

♪ And you don't have to guess ♪

♪ Boston ♪

♪ But it just won't go away ♪

♪ But no more, no less ♪

♪ But odd as it may be ♪

♪ But the course that we dine ♪

♪ Casually see But don't do like the soul ♪

♪ Common are speakers Who honor the scroll ♪

♪ Count not The negative actions of one ♪

♪ Criticizing rap Shows you're out of order ♪

♪ Dance to this fix And flex every muscle ♪

♪ De La Soul posse Consists of three ♪

♪ Difficult preaching Is Posdnuos' pleasure ♪

♪ Doin' hip hop hustle No rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ Everybody wants to be A deejay ♪

♪ Everybody wants To be an emcee ♪

♪ Fly rhymes are stored On a D.A.I.S.Y. production ♪

♪ Focus is formed By flaunts of the soul ♪

♪ For now get 'em high Off this dialect drug ♪

♪ It stands for "Da Inner Sound Y'all" and y'all can bet ♪

♪ Kissin' the part of the pie That's missin' ♪

♪ La, la ♪

♪ Listeners listen 'Cause this here is wisdom ♪

♪ Maybe you can call it Your adjective ♪

♪ Measure in the music Raised in three parts ♪

♪ My three Mase, Pos and Me? ♪

♪ Now you may Try to subtract it ♪

♪ One time three times one ♪

♪ Parents let go 'cause There's magic in the air ♪

♪ Pleasure and preaching Starts in the heart ♪

♪ Scroll written daily Creates a new sound ♪

♪ Set aside a legal substance To feed 'em ♪

♪ Shake, rattle, roll To my magic number ♪

♪ Showing true position This here piece is ♪

♪ Something that stimulates My music in my measure ♪

♪ Somewhere in This hip hop soul community ♪

♪ Souls who flaunt styles Gain praises by pounds ♪

♪ Space can be filled If you rise like my lumber ♪

♪ Speakers of soul Say it's time to shout ♪

♪ Stop, look and listen To the phrasin' Fred Astaires ♪

♪ That the action's not a trick But sho'nuff a function ♪

♪ That's a magic number ♪

♪ The effect is "Mmmm" when A daisy grows in your mind ♪

♪ This here piece of the pie Is not dessert ♪

♪ Three forms of soul To a positive sum ♪

♪ Three That's the magic number ♪

♪ Three times one ♪

♪ Three times one ♪

♪ Time is a factor So it's time to count ♪

♪ Tis the season To be jolly... ♪

♪ Unless your name's Brewster 'Cause Brewster's a Punk ♪

♪ Was born three Mase, Dove and me ♪

♪ What does it all mean? ♪

♪ What does it all mean? ♪

♪ What is it? ♪

♪ What is it? ♪

♪ When that negative number Fills up your casualty ♪

♪ Wisdom of a speaker A Dove and a plug ♪

♪ Without my one and two Where would there be ♪

♪ Yes, it is It's the magic number ♪

♪ You can call it Your lucky partner ♪