A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LEVEL OF PERSON NOW WANTING TO BE A SOMM. from Somm
A DRIED VIOLET VERSUS A ROTTEN VIOLET from Somm
A LOT OF TIMES, THEY'LL LEAVE THEIR SPIT BUCKETS OUT, from Somm
A YOUNG NEBBIOLO WILL HAVE THAT VIOLET AND RASPBERRY FLAVOR, from Somm
ABOUT AS CLOSE AS THREE PEOPLE COULD BE RIGHT NOW. from Somm
ABOUT KNOWING ABOUT BEVERAGE AND WINE, from Somm
ACID IS, UH, MEDIUM PLUS. from Somm
ACID'S MEDIUM PLUS. from Somm
ACID'S MEDIUM. from Somm
ACIDITY ON THE WINE IS... [ smacking lips ]... MEDIUM. from Somm
ACTUALLY TAUGHT ME THAT. WILLY SHARROT. from Somm
ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, YOU GET A SAUVIGNON BLANC from Somm
AFTER TALKING TO THEM. from Somm
AGAIN, WE'LL CALL THAT MEDIUM. from Somm
AGE RANGE IS ONE TO THREE YEARS. from Somm
ALCOHOL'S MEDIUM. from Somm
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, WELL, LISTEN, UH, from Somm
ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN, YOU'VE GOT TWO WEEKS LEFT. from Somm
ALL RIGHT, WINE NUMBER ONE IS A MEDIUM STRAW from Somm
ALL RIGHT, YEAH, I NEED ABOUT TWO MINUTES TO GET SET UP HERE. from Somm
ALL RIGHT, YOU LAY YOUR BALLS ON THE TABLE. from Somm
ALL THAT. ALL THAT. from Somm
ALL THE WORK THAT I'VE DONE, WHAT I'VE LEARNED, from Somm
ALONG WITH MY GOOD BUDDY IAN CAUBLE. from Somm
AN IMPORTANT DESCRIPTOR IN WINE from Somm
AN OLD NEBBIOLO IS GONNA HAVE A DRIED VIOLET FLAVOR. from Somm
AND A FRESH NEW RUBBER HOSE, I GET. from Somm
AND A LITTLE BIT OF SYNTHETIC RUBBER, from Somm
AND AFTER A WHILE, IT JUST GETS TO YOU, from Somm
AND ALL THE PANDEMONIUM THAT GOES ON AROUND IT, from Somm
AND ALL THESE THINGS ARE OPENED UP TO YOUR MIND from Somm
AND ALL THIS "I THINK" AND ALL, IS JUST WASTING TIME, ALL RIGHT? from Somm
AND AN INTERESTING LANGUAGE, AND... from Somm
AND ANSWERING EVERY SINGLE QUESTION RIGHT. from Somm
AND CATALOGUE IT IN MY BRAIN, from Somm
AND DRAMATIC IMPROVEMENT. from Somm
AND FALLING APART RIGHT NOW, from Somm
AND FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW, THAT'S A GOOD BET, from Somm
AND FOUR M.S.'s LOOKING ACROSS A TABLE FROM YOU, from Somm
AND FRED'S LIKE, "MR. BJORNHOLM, POUR ME SOME!" from Somm
AND GOING OVER THE FLAVOR PROFILES. from Somm
AND HE GOES, "MR. BJORNHOLM, BRING THE 1990 JAMET COTE ROTIE. from Somm
AND HE PROBABLY THINKS THAT AS HE'S DRIVING AWAY, from Somm
AND HE'S HOLDING A GLASS OF WINE AT A THANKSGIVING DINNER, from Somm
AND HE'S LIKE, "MR. BJORNHOLM..." from Somm
AND HERE HE IS TODAY WITH HIS MASTER DIPLOMA. CONGRATULATIONS, DUSTIN. from Somm
AND HOW IT REFERS TO THE WORLD OF WINE. from Somm
AND I APOLOGIZE, I'M CURRENTLY OUT OF THE 1998. from Somm
AND I CALLED SIX LEFT BANK THIRD GROWTH BORDEAUX 2000, from Somm
AND I CAME HOME ABOUT 12:30 OR 1:00, AND, UH... from Somm
AND I CAN JUST MAKE 'EM UP, AND IT STILL SOUNDS GOOD. from Somm
AND I CHANGED IT TO BRUNELLO, '95. from Somm
AND I COULD HAVE FLIP FLOPPED ALL OF THOSE, from Somm
AND I END UP CLEANING 'EM. from Somm
AND I GO TO BED IF I CAN, BUT SOMETIMES I'LL BE LIKE, from Somm
AND I HAVE TO CLEAN IT OUT, from Somm
AND I KEEP THINKING ABOUT, IF I DON'T GET THROUGH, YOU KNOW, from Somm
AND I NEED YOUR BEST EFFORT. from Somm
AND I SHOULD KNOW THE LAWS ABOUT IT, from Somm
AND I SHOULD KNOW WHERE THAT REGION IS from Somm
AND I SUSPECT THAT TODAY WILL BE NO DIFFERENT. from Somm
AND I THINK THAT'S MY POINT. from Somm
AND I THINK YOU EVEN SAID THIS, BUT IT'S LIKE DRIED RED FRUIT. from Somm
AND I THINK YOU HAVE THE GREATEST POTENTIAL AND A GREAT FUTURE. from Somm
AND I WANT MY LIFE TO START, AND MY MARRIAGE TO BE COOL. from Somm
AND I WAS A ROAD PLAYER, RIGHT? from Somm
AND I WAS LIKE, "I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' STITCHES," from Somm
AND I WENT, "FRED PLAYS THIS GUY IS A GOD, RIGHT?" from Somm
AND I'M A GREAT EXAMPLE OF THAT. from Somm
AND I'M KIND OF LUMPED INTO THAT EQUATION, from Somm
AND I'M SITTING THERE WITH THIS STYROFOAM CUP from Somm
AND I'M SURE THAT AS THE WEEK GOES ON, from Somm
AND I'M SURE THAT THESE GUYS WILL PROBABLY FIGURE THAT OUT WHEN THEY PASS AS WELL. from Somm
AND I'VE JUST HIT A POINT OF, LIKE, NOT WANTING TO TAKE ANY MORE. from Somm
AND I'VE NEVER DONE IT AGAIN. from Somm
AND I'VE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT THAT, from Somm
AND IF I JUST CONTINUE THIS GOING AND, I THINK, USE MY GUT, from Somm
AND IN TWO SECONDS, I WENT, "THIS GUY IS A MAN," from Somm
AND IT COVERS JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING. from Somm
AND IT GOES IN TWO DIRECTIONS, RIGHT? from Somm
AND IT SMELLS A LITTLE BIT LIKE A FRESHLY OPENED TENNIS BALL, from Somm
AND IT WAS PLANNED THAT WAY from Somm
AND IT'S AN AMAZING THING TO SHOW IT TO PEOPLE. from Somm
AND IT'S DONE. AND ALSO, SHE TOOK A LOOK AT MY FINGER from Somm
AND IT'S FUN. from Somm
AND IT'S VERY DIFFICULT. from Somm
AND IT'S WORTH IT IN THE END. from Somm
AND IT'S, LIKE, ALL I WANT, IS TO PASS THIS, SO BAD. from Somm
AND JUST KNOCKIN' 'EM BACK. from Somm
AND JUST SIT THERE AND DO THEORY ALL DAY. from Somm
AND LET IT SETTLE OVERNIGHT. from Somm
AND LET'S GO AHEAD AND DO IT. from Somm
AND LOOKING AT YOU IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT. from Somm
AND MAKE SURE IT'S GOOD TO GO. from Somm
AND MANAGES TO SHOW UP ON GAME DAY AND PERFORM. from Somm
AND MOST OF EUROPE, from Somm
AND NOT ONLY JUST TO TASTE WINE, from Somm
AND NOW, THE WORST PART IS, I DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE WE BOTH PASSED, from Somm
AND OBVIOUSLY, IN THEIR WORLD, from Somm
AND REALIZE WHERE THOSE DOMINOES ARE GONNA GO. FRED CAN DO A THOUSAND. from Somm
AND SHE WAS LIKE, "UH, YOU NEEDED STITCHES." from Somm
AND SLEEP LESS TO PREPARE FOR THIS EXAM. from Somm
AND SO, WE'RE GOING HALIBUT FISHING from Somm
AND SO, YOU SIT DOWN, AND EVERYTHING'S SUPER FORMAL, from Somm
AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE, TALKIN' TO THEM. from Somm
AND SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO PUT ALL THE JUICE INTO A TANK from Somm
AND STAY HOME AND STUDY, YOU KNOW? from Somm
AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND SAY WHAT YOU THINK THE WINE IS. from Somm
AND TALKING ABOUT THE NUANCES OF THE WINE. from Somm
AND TELLING ME THAT BRIAN AND DUSTIN PASSED, BUT IAN DIDN'T. from Somm
AND THAT PERSON WILL HAVE TO... from Somm
AND THAT YOU MUST GO IN AND FIGHT, from Somm
AND THAT YOU'RE NOT AFRAID. from Somm
AND THAT'S CALLED VITIS VINIFERA. from Somm
AND THAT'S HOW I KIND OF, UM, NOW MEMORIZE INFORMATION from Somm
AND THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO DO. from Somm
AND THE BASE OF THE ROOTS, USUALLY PROTECTING FROM FROST. from Somm
AND THE HOURS AND HOURS OF STUDYING from Somm
AND THE M.S. IS TALKING TO YOU, AND THEY'RE from Somm
AND THE NERVOUSNESS THAT HE'S STARTING TO FEEL NOW, from Somm
AND THE ONLY WAY WE CAN EXPLAIN THAT TO THE GUESTS from Somm
AND THE REASON WHY IT'D BE BAD IS BECAUSE from Somm
AND THE STORY OF THE WINE, from Somm
AND THE THOUGHT OF THAT IS JUST SO AMAZING from Somm
AND THE WINES WERE CORRECTLY POURED. from Somm
AND THEN AGING, AND THEN THE FRUIT IN THE VINEYARD. from Somm
AND THEN BASICALLY LOOK AT A NUMBER, from Somm
AND THEN GO OVER AND TASTE SIX WINES, from Somm
AND THEN I WAS LIKE... JUST GOTTA ROLL WITH IT. from Somm
AND THEN JUST APPRECIATE WHAT'S THERE. from Somm
AND THEN THERE'S THE TASTING. from Somm
AND THEN TRACE IT, from Somm
AND THEN, I'LL PROBABLY DO A LOT, LIKE, TEN HOURS TOMORROW. from Somm
AND THEN, IN THE DARK AGES, from Somm
AND THEN, IT'S EVEN HARDER. from Somm
AND THEN, OF COURSE, ME. from Somm
AND THEN, THE INFORMATION UNFOLDS IN MY BRAIN, from Somm
AND THEN, THEY'RE LIKE, "YOU HAVE 25 MINUTES. from Somm
AND THEN, UM, SOME OF THE WOOD INDICATORS, from Somm
AND THEN, WE WENT FISHING, AND I BROUGHT UP ALL THIS WINE from Somm
AND THERE'S ACTUAL SPIT WINE THAT'S, LIKE, A PINK SHADE, from Somm
AND THEY ARE SO BRILLIANT, AND THEN, AT THE SAME TIME, from Somm
AND THEY HELP PEOPLE MAKE GOOD BETS. from Somm
AND THEY KNOW DARN WELL THAT YOU'RE, YOU KNOW, from Somm
AND THEY OFTEN USE OUR DISHWARE from Somm
AND THEY'RE JUST LIKE, "THANK GOD." from Somm
AND THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, STUDYING TOGETHER. from Somm
AND THOSE ARE CHARACTERS IN WINE YOU SMELL. from Somm
AND THOSE STORIES WE TELL THE GUESTS BY FLAVOR, from Somm
AND TIME AND EMOTIONAL YOU KNOW, HEARTBREAK from Somm
AND TO STAY ON TOP OF TASTING. from Somm
AND TO THIS DAY, from Somm
AND TONIGHT, I AM GOING TO HIT ONE DOSE OF AFRIN from Somm
AND TRYING TO, YOU KNOW, MAKE SURE I KNOW MY FLASH CARDS, from Somm
AND WE ALL HAVE THESE SMELLS THAT COME UP, from Somm
AND WE BOTH GET ENOUGH POINTS TO GET THROUGH. from Somm
AND WE CAN'T BRING GLASS ON THE BOAT AND, YOU KNOW, from Somm
AND WE CAN'T UNTIL THIS IS OVER. from Somm
AND WE SPEND PRETTY MUCH ALL OF OUR WAKING TIME TOGETHER. from Somm
AND WE USUALLY KIND OF REMOVE OURSELVES from Somm
AND WE WENT TO THIS LITTLE UPSCALE POOLROOM IN ASPEN. from Somm
AND WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED, DID. from Somm
AND WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW, AND GET THE WINE RIGHT. from Somm
AND WHEN I WOKE UP, THE STEROID WILL HAVE KICKED IN from Somm
AND WHEN THOSE OTHER TWO GET THROUGH, HE'S HAPPY FOR THEM, from Somm
AND WHETHER IT BE HONEY, WHETHER IT BE TAR OR SPICE. from Somm
AND YES, YES, IT'S GOT BIG, LONG WORDS, from Somm
AND YOU BEAT YOURSELF UP BECAUSE SOMEONE CALLED THIS, OR SOMEONE CALLED THAT. from Somm
AND YOU CAN TELL THAT THERE'S KIND OF LIKE from Somm
AND YOU DO THAT BY SETTING INCREDIBLY HARD LEVELS from Somm
AND YOU DON'T HAVE A SPECIFIC REFERENCE TO WHERE THAT AREA IS, from Somm
AND YOU DON'T REALLY STOP AND EXPERIENCE AND BREATHE, from Somm
AND YOU FINALLY YOU FINALLY BROUGHT IT TO from Somm
AND YOU GET TO KNOW THEM AS PEOPLE AND ALL THAT, from Somm
AND YOU HAVE A WHOLE, YOU KNOW, from Somm
AND YOU KNOW THE VINTAGE, THE G**** VARIETY, THE COUNTRY, from Somm
AND YOU MIGHT BE FAMILIAR WITH THIS. from Somm
AND YOU NEED TO BE IN AN ENVIRONMENT from Somm
AND YOU NEED TO DESCRIBE THE WINE ACCURATELY. from Somm
AND YOU REALLY DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK TO THEM. from Somm
AND YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE, from Somm
AND YOU SMELL IT, AND YOU LIVE LIFE THROUGH YOUR SENSES from Somm
AND YOU WALK IN THIS ROOM, AND THE FIRST THING from Somm
AND YOU'RE ALMOST NOT EVEN IN YOUR OWN BODY BECAUSE IT'S SO SURREAL. from Somm
AND YOU'RE SEEING TWO WINES, CAB FRANC AND SYRAH. from Somm
AND YOU'RE STANDING IN THE PLATE, from Somm
AND YOU'VE GOT SERVICE. from Somm
AND, LIKE, A... SERIOUSLY. from Somm
AND, LIKE, I SAW A BOTTLE OF OLD RIOJA. I'M LIKE, "OH, NO!" from Somm
AND, LIKE, JUST NOT THINKING ABOUT WINE FOR A LITTLE BIT. from Somm
AND, LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE IT JUST DOESN'T STOP. from Somm
AND, MASTER, IT IS AN HONOR, AN HONORTO WORK WITH YOU. from Somm
AND, UH, I WENT, "THIS GUY DOES EVERYTHING!" from Somm
AND, UH, I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU THAT, UH, WE DIDN'T PICK ANYTHING UP. from Somm
AND, UH, THAT THOUGHT IS ALWAYS THERE, YOU KNOW? from Somm
AND, UH, THE REDS I PICKED ARE PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD from Somm
AND, UH, THEY SAY SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF, from Somm
AND, UH, UNTUCK IT, TASTE THE WINE, from Somm
AND, YOU KNOW, from Somm
AND... AND IF YOU CREATE THESE GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATIONS, from Somm
AND... IF ALL OF US DON'T GET THROUGH, from Somm
AND... WHAT SHOULD WE SAY? DAD. HERE'S TO DAD. from Somm
AND... WHEN THE OTHER TWO GET THROUGH, from Somm
APPEARS TO BE SOME OAK ON THIS WINE, from Somm
ARE LIKE, UH, from Somm
ARE TO THE POINT WHERE YOU REALLY GET IT. from Somm
AROMA'S COMING OUT OF, LIKE, THIS LIME CANDY, LIME ZEST. from Somm
AS WELL AS ALL THREE OF THE WHITE WINES, from Somm
AS WELL AS MOST OTHER MASTERS WOULD PROBABLY AGREE WITH ME from Somm
AS WELL AS SHAVE AND CLEAN UP. DON'T YOU LOVE HIM? from Somm
AS YOU TASTE, YOU KNOW? IT'S SUCH A COOL THING. from Somm
AS YOU'LL SEE IN THIS PROFESSION. from Somm
AT 8:00 IN THE MORNING. from Somm
AT COMPETITIONS AND EXAMS. WE LOVE THE GUY. from Somm
AT EIGHT AND TEN YEARS OLD, from Somm
AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M OKAY. from Somm
AT THIS POINT, I NEED TO from Somm
AT THIS POINT, YOU KNOW, BEING SO CLOSE TO THE EXAM, from Somm
AUSSIE RIESLING FOR TWO. from Somm
AUTOMATICALLY YOU THINK, from Somm
BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD. COULDN'T GET 'EM OUT NOW. from Somm
BASICALLY FOUR MINUTES, TEN SECONDS PER WINE from Somm
BASICALLY, IT'S JUST A COMBINATION OF YEAST, from Somm
BECAUSE BECAUSE I'M MAKING YOU WAIT, from Somm
BECAUSE AT THAT POINT IN TIME, from Somm
BECAUSE HE COULDN'T PLAY AT ALL! HA HA! from Somm
BECAUSE HE HAD THOSE INTANGIBLES, YOU KNOW? from Somm
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW LYRICS VERY WELL, from Somm
BECAUSE I PICKED, UH, AROMATIC WHITES from Somm
BECAUSE I THINK THAT NUMBER WINE NUMBER TWO HAS SOME DEFINITIVE OAK INDICATORS from Somm
BECAUSE IT ALLOWS ME THE CHANCE TO REBUILD. from Somm
BECAUSE IT'S ALL HOOKED UP. from Somm
BECAUSE THERE'S, ALL OF A SUDDEN, from Somm
BECAUSE WE STILL HAVE EACH OTHER, from Somm
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR PALATE ALIVE. from Somm
BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW HARD THEY WORKED. from Somm
BECAUSE YOU WERE IMMENSELY CLOSE, UM, from Somm
BECAUSE, FIRST OF ALL, IT'S AN INTOXICANT. from Somm
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, THE MIND'S WEIRD, from Somm
BECOMES A SHELL OF THEMSELVES FOR... MONTHS ON END, from Somm
BEFORE HE LEFT FOR THE EXAM, from Somm
BEFORE I GO TO BED, I'M GONNA STAY AN EXTRA THREE HOURS UP, from Somm
BEFORE YOU CAN STUDY A SPECIFIC REGION OF THE WORLD, from Somm
BEING 85% NOSE. from Somm
BEING IN THE ROOM WHEN SOMEONE HASN'T PASSED from Somm
BELIEVE ME, WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY from Somm
BEST NEW SOMMELIER IN AMERICA, from Somm
BETWEEN FRANCE AND GERMANY. from Somm
BOTTLE HELD HIGH. from Somm
BOUTAGE IS, UH, TAKING THE DIRT AND COVERING THE STUMP from Somm
BRIAN BRIAN McCLINTIC?! from Somm
BRILLIANT, BUT THEY'RE NOT M.S.'s. from Somm
BRUISED PEACH. HONEYSUCKLE, CHAMOMILE, LAVENDER, from Somm
BRUTAL. ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL. from Somm
BURN THE NOTE CARDS, DUDE. WE'RE HAVING A BONFIRE. from Somm
BUT ABOVE ALL, ESPECIALLY NOW, AS YOU GET CLOSER, from Somm
BUT ALL OF THE ALL OF THE CHEMICAL COMPOUNDS from Somm
BUT ALSO TO IDENTIFY WINE WITHOUT KNOWING THE LABEL, from Somm
BUT HAS ACID, TOO, AND A LOT OF HERBACIOUSNESS. from Somm
BUT HE'S PRETTY MUCH CLAPPING BY HIMSELF from Somm
BUT I DID SMELL THE WINES, from Somm
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT CAME FROM, from Somm
BUT I HAVE TO GO WITH MY GUT HERE. from Somm
BUT I REALLY THINK THAT THAT'S A KEY THING, from Somm
BUT I THINK YOU WOULD HAVE AGREED, from Somm
BUT I THINK, MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE, from Somm
BUT I WAS SO SCARED, I DRANK WINE LIKE IT WAS WATER, from Somm
BUT I'M A MARRIED MAN, YOU KNOW. I WANT TO BE A HUSBAND. from Somm
BUT I'VE FELT THAT BEFORE. I'VE FELT THAT MOMENT from Somm
BUT IF ONE OF US PASSES, IT'S STILL ALL GOOD, from Somm
BUT IT IS ONE OF THE HARDEST THINGS IN MY LIFE from Somm
BUT IT'S LIKE THE DEATH ROW WALK. from Somm
BUT IT'S, LIKE, THE THIRD TIME I'VE HEARD IT NOW. from Somm
BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I REALLY DON'T HAVE MUCH TO from Somm
BUT SHE WAS LIKE, "HONESTLY, YOU DON'T NEED THAT. from Somm
BUT SOMEHOW, HE PUTS HIMSELF THROUGH HELL, from Somm
BUT THAT'S ESSENTIALLY THE BARE BONES from Somm
BUT THE WINES ARE THERE TO BE GOTTEN, from Somm
BUT THE WORST CASE SCENARIO IS... from Somm
BUT THEN IT'S POSSIBLE THAT, NINE DAYS FROM NOW, from Somm
BUT THERE ARE SOME REALLY GREAT TRICKS TO IT from Somm
BUT THERE'S A REASON WHY I PUT 'EM SIDE BY SIDE. from Somm
BUT TO UNDERSTAND WHO THEY ARE. from Somm
BUT VERY FEW PEOPLE CAN YOU BET ON IN TASTING. from Somm
BUT YOU'VE BEEN TASTING WELL, I HEAR. from Somm
BUT, UH, IT, UH, IT DOES. IT DOES. from Somm
BUT, YEAH, I NEEDED STITCHES. from Somm
BUT, YOU KNOW, EXAM DAY'S EXAM DAY. from Somm
BUT... IT'S WHEN I GOT THE PHONE CALL FROM MY SISTER, from Somm
BUYING A NEW BOTTLE OF WINE IS ALWAYS A WAGER. from Somm
CALL IT A BRUNELLO DI MONTALCINO, 2004... from Somm
CAN OF GREEN BEANS, MAN. IT WAS GRUÜNER. from Somm
CAN'T WAIT TILL FRIDAY COMES, AND... THEN I CAN JUST... from Somm
CAUBLE, IT'S ME. from Somm
Cauble: I THINK IT'S AN INTERESTING from Somm
CHALKY LIMESTONE MINERALITY. from Somm
CHARACTER IS COMING OUT OF G****FRUIT PITH, from Somm
CHARDONNAY FROM BURGUNDY. from Somm
CHILLING WINE IS A VERY TOUGH THING TO DO, from Somm
CINNAMON, NUTMEG, CARDAMOM, BAKING SPICES. from Somm
CLARE VALLEY RIESLING, YOU ACTUALLY PUT YOUR NOSE IN THERE, from Somm
CLOS VIOGNIER, FROM SONOMA COUNTY, from Somm
CO OO OLD. from Somm
COAST TO COAST, WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY JUST A ROOM from Somm
COLD VINTAGE, HIGH QUALITY PRODUCER. from Somm
COLD, COLD, COLD. COLD. COLD. from Somm
COME BACK AND REGROUP AND GET READY FOR THE NEXT STAGE. from Somm
COME ON AND GRAB A GLASS, BABE. from Somm
COMES BACK TENFOLD." from Somm
COMING UP TO THIS, from Somm
COMPLEXITY, BALANCE, FINISH. THERE WAS THE GRID, RIGHT? THAT'S THE TASTING GRID. from Somm
COMPLEXITY'S MEDIUM PLUS. from Somm
CONCENTRATION IS MEDIUM. from Somm
CONGRATULATIONS, BROTHER. from Somm
CONSISTENT DEGREE AND REFLECTIONS IN THE EDGE, from Somm
CONVERSION. I WANT YOU TO CONVERT THIS WINE. from Somm
COULD YOU PASS ME THAT BOTTLE, OF HERMITAGE? from Somm
DADDY'S A YOUNG KID AGAIN! from Somm
DAPPER, ITALIAN CUT SUIT, from Somm
DECAYING SOIL, DECAYING DRIED RED ROSE PETALS. from Somm
DESCRIBE 'EM WELL, DO 'EM IN TIME, YOU KNOW YOUR FORMAT, from Somm
DID ALL RIGHT HERE. from Somm
DID I? THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD. from Somm
DID IT SMELL LIKE CHARDONNAY? from Somm
DID IT TASTE LIKE CHARDONNAY? from Somm
DID YOU? I NEVER CALL CHINON! from Somm
DLYNN, YOU'RE GONNA START AT NUMBER THREE, IN THE BACK WITH FRED. from Somm
DLYNN'S AN ACTOR, AND HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL FORM, MAN. from Somm
DO THE THINGS THAT'LL HELP YOU RELAX. from Somm
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BRILLIANT PEOPLE THERE ARE from Somm
DOES IT LOOK LIKE BURGUNDY? DOES IT TASTE LIKE BURGUNDY? from Somm
DOESN'T APPEAR TO BE ANY NEW OAK ON THE WINE. from Somm
DRY WINE. MEDIUM PLUS BODY. from Somm
DUDE, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THIS THING AGAIN. from Somm
DUDE, I HAD A FUCKIN' CRAZY I HAD CRAZY DREAMS. from Somm
DUDE, THIS IS JUST GONNA GO TO THE NEXT PERSON. from Somm
DUDE, WINE THREE WAS SUPER PEACHY, AND IT WAS BITTER AS FUCK. from Somm
DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKE MICHAEL DOUGLAS IN FALLING DOWN. from Somm
DUE TO THE MEDIUM ACID AND THE HIGH ALCOHOL. from Somm
DUSTIN AND I MOVED IN TOGETHER. from Somm
DUSTIN HASN'T. HE'S RIGHT AFTER ME. from Somm
DUSTIN'S DREAMIN' ABOUT TAKIN' HIS THEORY EXAM from Somm
DUSTY'S IN A FUNNY PLACE RIGHT NOW. from Somm
EAT RIGHT. SLEEP RIGHT. from Somm
EAT, SLEEP, PRAY, WORK, DRINK. from Somm
EIGHT, TEN HOURS A DAY EVERY DAY from Somm
ESPECIALLY SOME OF THOSE OTHER ONES, YOU KNOW, from Somm
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU CALLED ALSATIAN RIESLING FOR THE FIRST ONE. from Somm
EVEN MORE FUN AFTER TWO. from Somm
EVEN THE LANGUAGE ALONE KLOSTERNEUBURGER MOSTWAAGE from Somm
EVEN TODAY, I GO. I SMELL EVERYTHING. from Somm
EVER TO HAVE HAPPENED, YOU KNOW? from Somm
EVERY WEEK, HAS TO GO TO THE FARMERS' MARKET. from Somm
FANTASTIC. NOT SURE WHERE TO GO WITH THIS. from Somm
FINAL CONCLUSION, THIS IS CHARDONNAY, FROM FRANCE. from Somm
FINAL CONCLUSION, THIS WINE IS FROM THE UNITED STATES. from Somm
FIRST THING THAT'S COMING OUT HERE IS SOME PEACHY APRICOT NOTES. from Somm
FIT INTO A HOT PINK VIN VARIATION. from Somm
FIVE AND SIX, YOU CALLED ITALIAN BOTH? from Somm
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN TIMES. from Somm
FIX IT, LEARN IT, DO IT, GO. from Somm
FLASH CARDS EVERYWHERE. from Somm
FOR A LITTLE WHILE, BUT, UH, HE'S BACK IN CALIFORNIA, from Somm
FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD, CRAPPIN' BRICKS. from Somm
FOR MY BUSINESS, from Somm
FOR OUR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP. from Somm
FOR PEOPLE TO... NOT ONLY TO PREPARE THEMSELVES FOR IT, from Somm
FOR THAT QUICK 25 MINUTES. from Somm
FOR THE LAST SIX WEEKS, THE BEST I'VE EVER TASTED IN MY LIFE, from Somm
FOR THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS. from Somm
FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO RETAIN KNOWLEDGE AND AND DO THIS. from Somm
FORMERLY OF THE LITTLE NELL HOTEL IN ASPEN, COLORADO. from Somm
FOUR WINES THAT IT CAME DOWN TO TWO THINGS ON, from Somm
FRED DAME IS SUPPOSED TO INSTILL THE FEAR OF GOD IN PEOPLE. from Somm
FRED DAME IS... HE'S LARGER THAN LIFE. from Somm
FRED DAME'S GOT A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. from Somm
FROM A HIGH QUALITY PRODUCER. from Somm
FROM A TEMPERATE CLIMATE. from Somm
FROM NEW ZEALAND, AND IT DOES SMELL A LITTLE LIKE CAT PEE. from Somm
FROM ONE OF THE GREATEST PRODUCERS. from Somm
FROM RHONE VALLEY, NORTHERN RHONE. from Somm
FROM SOME PROFESSIONAL SITE AND LAY IT OVER THE TOP, from Somm
FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD. from Somm
FRUIT, EARTH, WOOD. NON FRUIT, NON EARTH, NON WOOD. from Somm
FUCK! I CALLED CHINON. from Somm
GENTLEMEN, I BELIEVE THIS MAY DO IT FOR YOU. from Somm
GERMANY SEEMS TO BE HARD FOR PEOPLE, from Somm
GET RID OF IT. NOW, NUMBER FIVE. from Somm
GET SOME CHAMOMILE ON IT WANT TO CONFIRM THE SALINITY. from Somm
GET THE WINE RIGHT. from Somm
GO WATCH A MOVIE, GO HAVE A MASSAGE. from Somm
GOING BACK TO THEM AFTERWARDS, YOU KNOW, from Somm
GOING THROUGH MY FLASH CARDS, AT A STOP LIGHT. from Somm
GOING THROUGH THE WHOLE PROCESS, THERE WERE A NUMBER OF TIMES from Somm
GOOD. THE NAME OF THE BACTERIA...? from Somm
GREAT JOB. I MEAN, YOU'RE IN THE ZONE, RIGHT? from Somm
HANDS DOWN, THE MOST DIFFICULT THING I'VE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE. from Somm
HAVE A GOOD DAY AT WORK. CALL YOU WHEN I GET THERE. from Somm
HAVE A RELAXED NIGHT, AND HAVE A COUPLE OF DRINKS. from Somm
HAVE THE TIMER OUT, AND BE DOING LIKE VERY FORMAL TASTINGS, from Somm
HAVING TO FACE HIS FRIENDS, HIS GIRLFRIEND. from Somm
HAY, PISTACHIO, TEA. from Somm
HE CAN BE REALLY SCARY. from Somm
HE IS HE IS SUCH A PERSONALITY. from Somm
HE JUST WANTS TO GET AWAY FROM CAUBLE, from Somm
HE PROBABLY DREADED COMING HOME, from Somm
HE REALLY, REALLY WANTED TO GET THROUGH. from Somm
HE SAID, "LET'S GO PLAY SOME POOL. I'M REALLY GOOD AT IT." from Somm
HE STARTED IN WINE PRETTY MUCH RIGHT WHEN WE MET, from Somm
HE STILL, TO SOME DEGREE, INTIMIDATES ME. from Somm
HE WAS ENGAGING, HE WAS PERSONABLE, HE'S SMART. from Somm
HE WAS NEVER GONNA MAKE IT AS A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE, from Somm
HE WENT FROM REALLY KNOWING NOTHING ABOUT WINE, from Somm
HE, UH, HE SLEEPS IN VERY LATE. from Somm
HE'S A LOT MORE FUN AFTER A GLASS OF WINE. from Somm
HE'S A, YOU KNOW, LIKE A MAN'S MAN, ATHLETIC. from Somm
HE'S ALL BY HIMSELF. from Somm
HE'S HANGING OUT WITH BIG GUYS from Somm
HE'S MORE OF A NIGHT GUY, from Somm
HE'S NOT DOING HIMSELF ANY FAVORS RIGHT NOW. from Somm
HE'S ON A STRANGE SLEEPING SCHEDULE. from Somm
HE'S THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN BE THAT WAY AND STILL PULL IT OUT. from Somm
HE'S THINKING ABOUT LINING UP A FLIGHT OF WINES from Somm
HERE'S TO DAD. from Somm
HEY! GRAB YOUR LUNCH SACK, DUSTIN WILSON! from Somm
HIGH ENERGY. I MEAN... from Somm
HIGH GEAR! HIGH GEAR! from Somm
HIGH INTENSITY AROMAS. from Somm
HIGH INTENSITY OF AROMAS. from Somm
HOLD THE DIPLOMA UP, BRO. from Somm
HOW ABOUT THE RULES FOR MOELLEUX? from Somm
HOW ARE YOU GONNA KNOW WHAT'S IN THE WINE? from Somm
HOW COULD SOMEONE POSSIBLY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT? from Somm
HOW DO I PUT THIS? WE, UH... IAN, DUSTIN, AND I from Somm
HOW IT'S STORED, WHY CERTAIN YEARS WERE GOOD, from Somm
HOW MANY HOURS DO YOU PLAN TO STUDY BETWEEN NOW AND TOMORROW? from Somm
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY SMELLED from Somm
HOW NERVOUS ARE MY WINES? from Somm
HOW OFTEN DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING? from Somm
HOW OFTEN DO YOU STOP AND LOOK AT SOMETHING? from Somm
HOW TO SERVE IT, from Somm
HOWEVER, I... THAT IS... THAT BEING SAID, from Somm
I ALWAYS HAVE A SMILE ON MY FACE. GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO. from Somm
I BASICALLY WAS A BASEBALL PLAYER from Somm
I BET 100 BUCKS I LIKE THIS BOTTLE OF WINE. from Somm
I BET MY 50 BUCKS, MY TEN BUCKS, MY 100 BUCKS from Somm
I BORROWED A SUIT FOR THE MASTER'S EXAM. from Somm
I CALLED BRUNELL BAROLO, BRUNELLO. from Somm
I CALLED FIVE BAROLO RISERVA FROM 2000, from Somm
I CALLED ITALIAN, ITALIAN. from Somm
I CAN SEE A MAP AND SEE THE REGION, from Somm
I CAN UNDERSTAND IT, BUT YOU DISH IT OUT A LOT, BROTHER. from Somm
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS SO SURREAL. from Somm
I CAN'T EXPRESS MYSELF ANY MORE CLEARLY. from Somm
I CAN'T GO BACK NOW JUST 'CAUSE from Somm
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I AM RIGHT NOW. from Somm
I CAN'T. from Somm
I CONSIDER MUSCADET NEUTRAL. from Somm
I COULD HAVE HIT ALL OF 'EM. from Somm
I COULD NEVER IMAGINE KEEPING A FRIEND IF I... from Somm
I COULDN'T SLEEP TILL 5:00. from Somm
I CRIED WHEN MY CHILDREN WERE BORN. from Somm
I CRIED WHEN MY PARENTS DIED. from Somm
I DIDN'T PICK UP ON THE PYRAZINE. from Somm
I DIDN'T POUR THE WINE, SO... from Somm
I DO HAVE THE 1997 LITTORAI, 1997 VIN GRIS. from Somm
I DO THE MASTERS EVERY THREE YEARS BECAUSE I HAVE TO. from Somm
I DON'T FEEL LIKE WE'VE WASTED ANY TIME SINCE WE'VE MOVED HERE. from Somm
I DON'T GIVE A SQUAT WHAT COMES TO YOUR MIND. from Somm
I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT WORKS, from Somm
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN COMPARE IT TO, from Somm
I DON'T KNOW. JUST 'CAUSE YOU HAD THAT SMILE ON YOUR FACE. from Somm
I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER USE IT, 'CAUSE I THINK IT'S RIDICULOUS. from Somm
I DON'T WANT YOU TO, UH, THINK THAT YOU HAVEN'T IMPROVED. from Somm
I DRANK IT LIKE A GLASS OF WATER. GLUG GLUG GLUG. from Somm
I DREAM ABOUT BEING ON A BEACH from Somm
I DREAM ABOUT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, DRINKING A BEER, from Somm
I DRINK COFFEE ALL THE TIME AND STAY UP LATE AND STUDY. from Somm
I FEEL 100% READY. from Somm
I FIRST CALLED IT BAROLO, from Somm
I GOT INTO WINE BECAUSE I WAS WORKING IN A RESTAURANT from Somm
I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS WALKING BY THE TASTING ROOM, from Somm
I HAD A MARATHON DAY LAST NIGHT AT DUSTIN AND SABATO'S HOUSE... from Somm
I HAVE BEEN, YOU KNOW, TASTING INCREDIBLY WELL from Somm
I HAVE SOME VINTAGE FOOTAGE OF WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE KNUCKLEHEAD from Somm
I HAVE TO BE HIM, I WILL BE HIM. from Somm
I HAVE TO BURN ALL MY FLASH CARDS, 'CAUSE I PASSED! from Somm
I HOPE BOTH OF US PASS, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE WE... from Somm
I I WANT TO PASS THIS AND BE DONE WITH IT, from Somm
I JUST DIDN'T BELIEVE IT. from Somm
I JUST GO STRAIGHT INTO THE BARREL. from Somm
I JUST HAVE TO LET IT LET IT HAPPEN, REALLY. from Somm
I JUST HUNG UP WITH MY DOC, DR. CALLEY. from Somm
I JUST KEPT ON GOING THROUGH REGIONS IN MY HEAD. from Somm
I JUST WANT YOU TO GET 'EM RIGHT. from Somm
I KNEW THAT HE WAS GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE RISING STARS, from Somm
I KNOW I WAS NERVOUS, UM, BEFORE HE... LIKE, from Somm
I KNOW THAT I KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A FAIR TEST THIS YEAR. from Somm
I KNOW THAT IAN THOUGHT THAT THE WINES WERE SWITCHED UP, from Somm
I KNOW! EVERY SCENE, RIGHT? from Somm
I LAID MY BALLS OUT, AND SAID COTE ROTIE '08. from Somm
I LAUGH AND I GO, "GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!" from Somm
I MAY HAVE GOOFED THAT ONE, DUDE. WINE FIVE? from Somm
I MEAN, AND YOU KNOW, I WAS WISCONSIN JUNIOR STATE CHAMPION, from Somm
I MEAN, IT'S RETARDED. LET'S SEE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE CALLED. from Somm
I MEAN, PRONOUNCING THESE WORDS. from Somm
I MEAN, YOU HAVE THIS PLANT from Somm
I NEED TO CHILL, 'CAUSE I'M WAY TOO WORKED UP. from Somm
I NEVER WOULD HAVE WORKED THAT HARD. from Somm
I PLAYED I'M I'M FAIRLY PROFICIENT IN POCKET BILLIARDS, from Somm
I PUT A CUE IN HIS HAND, from Somm
I SAID, "WELL, FRED, YOU KNOW, COME ON, from Somm
I SEE HIM AT HIS EXAM IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, from Somm
I SEE THESE YOUNG KIDS NOW, from Somm
I SELL A LOT OF IT. I'M TASTING THIS, AND... SO YOU GUYS POURED THESE? from Somm
I SMELL ALL THE DISHES I EAT, from Somm
I SMELL THE HERBS, I SMELL THE PLANTS, from Somm
I TELL EVERYONE, "LISTEN, EVERYTHING THAT YOU'VE MISSED from Somm
I THINK EITHER MY HEART WILL SINK OR MY HEART WILL BE HAPPY from Somm
I THINK HE FEELS LIKE from Somm
I THINK I CALLED THE RIGHT WINES, WINE ONE AND TWO, SO... from Somm
I THINK I'VE GOT SOMEWHERE from Somm
I THINK IAN GRAVITATED TOWARDS WINE from Somm
I THINK IT'S JUST, AFTER THE LAST 25 MINUTES OF, from Somm
I THINK PART OF IT MIGHT BE from Somm
I THINK SLEEP'S VERY IMPORTANT. from Somm
I THINK THAT MOST OTHER CANDIDATES from Somm
I THINK THAT OPENING MORE BOTTLES SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA from Somm
I THINK THAT'S ONE THING THAT WINE HAS ENABLED ME TO DO, from Somm
I THINK THE BEST CASE SCENARIO IS OBVIOUS. from Somm
I THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN IAN'S LIFE IS WINE. from Somm
I THINK THIS CAN ONLY BE ONE THING. from Somm
I THINK THIS IS SOUTHERN RHONE WITH A LOT OF SYRAH. from Somm
I THINK THIS IS SOUTHERN RHONE. from Somm
I THINK WE'LL BRING THIS TO AMERICA. from Somm
I THINK, UH... WILL YOU SMELL THIS WINE? from Somm
I THOUGHT IT WAS CLASSIC BAROLO ON WINE FIVE, AND THE TANNIN from Somm
I THOUGHT THAT THE CHEF HAD IT FIGURED OUT. from Somm
I TOLD MYSELF, I CAN BE HIM, from Somm
I UNDERSTAND THAT. IT JUST GETS TO A POINT SOMETIMES... from Somm
I WANNA DO IT FOR MY WIFE... MORE THAN ANYTHING. from Somm
I WANT IT TO BE DONE. from Somm
I WANT TO CHANGE THAT. from Somm
I WANT TO KNOW RIGHT NOW. from Somm
I WANT TO MAKE SURE MY NOSE IS IS A, A OKAY. from Somm
I WANT TO SAY HE WILL PASS, BUT... JUST NERVOUS. from Somm
I WANT TO SAY. from Somm
I WANTED TO BE A PARTICULAR PERSON from Somm
I WANTED, LIKE, JUST ONE STEROID THAT I COULD SLEEP ON OVERNIGHT, from Somm
I WAS AFRAID OF FRED. from Somm
I WAS AT WORK. I STILL REMEMBER, IT WAS ON A FRIDAY. from Somm
I WAS GONNA HOPE YOU WERE LIKE, from Somm
I WAS IMPRESSED. from Somm
I WAS JUST SITTING IN THE BREAK ROOM, CRYING, THE WHOLE ENTIRE AFTERNOON. from Somm
I WAS KIND OF KEEPING MY FINGERS CROSSED FOR A CONFIDENCE BOOSTER. from Somm
I WAS SCARED OF FRED DAME. from Somm
I WAS SLEEPING RIGHT NOW. I ASSUMED YOU HAD A KEY. from Somm
I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO GO IN, HUH? from Somm
I WAS WATCHING MYSELF IN THE CHAIR, WITH DAME. from Somm
I WASN'T ENTRENCHED IN THIS WORLD from Somm
I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE COCKTAILS FOR YOU. from Somm
I WONDER IF I CAN. LIKE, I JUST DOUBT I CAN. from Somm
I WOULD FOCUS A LITTLE BIT ON MY NON FRUIT AROMAS, from Somm
I'LL CALL THE VISCOSITY MEDIUM PLUS. from Somm
I'LL GO AHEAD AND START TIMING YOU. from Somm
I'LL PROBABLY DO SIX HOURS OF CARDS TONIGHT. JUST REVIEW. from Somm
I'LL TALK TO YOU A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT, from Somm
I'M ABOUT TO CALL DUSTIN WILSON ON SKYPE IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES, from Somm
I'M ACTUALLY REALLY NERVOUS. from Somm
I'M ALL GOOD WITH IT. from Somm
I'M FEELING MORE RELAXED THAN I WAS LAST WEEK. from Somm
I'M GLAD THAT I'M KIND OF WORKED UP from Somm
I'M GOING TO DALLAS. from Somm
I'M GONNA CALL '04, UH... '04 VACQUEYRAS. from Somm
I'M GONNA GO BACK THAT WINE. WHEW. WINE NUMBER FIVE... from Somm
I'M GONNA SAY OLD WORLD, FRANCE. from Somm
I'M JUST TOO IRRITATED RIGHT NOW. from Somm
I'M JUST... REALLY, REALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW. from Somm
I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW. from Somm
I'M NERVOUS, BUT THINK HOW NERVOUS MY WINES ARE RIGHT NOW, from Somm
I'M NOT EVEN IN ON THAT, BECAUSE YOU'LL GET PISSED AT ME. from Somm
I'M READY TO TO, UH... FOR THIS WEEK TO HAPPEN. from Somm
I'M SHAKING RIGHT NOW. from Somm
I'M SURE A LOT OF THAT WAS PREDICATED ON THE ANXIETY from Somm
I'M TASTING THIS RIGHT NOW, AND I TASTE BERINGER. from Somm
I'M TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID. SOME CLINK. from Somm
I'VE ALREADY GOT THE HAIRCUT. from Somm
I'VE DONE IT FOR OVER 25 YEARS. from Somm
I'VE EVER HAD TO DO, EVERY YEAR, OVER AND OVER AGAIN. from Somm
I'VE GOT INTO THIS RELATIVELY RECENTLY, from Somm
I'VE GOT ONE OF THE GREATEST WINE CELLARS IN AMERICA. from Somm
I'VE HAD A LONG DAY, AND I'M GONNA DO THE WINE OR WHAT? from Somm
I'VE HEARD LEGENDS ABOUT HIS TASTING ABILITIES. from Somm
I'VE HEARD THE STORY THAT HE WENT TO HIS M.S. EXAM. from Somm
I'VE NEVER WORKED HARDER AT ANYTHING, YOU KNOW, from Somm
I'VE PROBABLY FAILED MORE PEOPLE from Somm
I'VE SEEN HIM YELL AT PEOPLE DURING THEIR TASTINGS. from Somm
I'VE SEEN IT TIME AND TIME AGAIN, from Somm
IAN AND I HAVE STUDIED FOR THE ADVANCED TOGETHER, from Somm
IAN IS ABOUT AS TALENTED OF AN INDIVIDUAL from Somm
IAN IS HARD TO BE AROUND RIGHT NOW. from Somm
IAN, HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A LITTLE BIT, from Somm
IAN, I HAVE TO IMAGINE, FOR HIM, from Somm
IAN, WHAT'S A FRESH CUT GARDEN HOSE? from Somm
IAN'S BIG AT TRACING MAPS. from Somm
IAN'S DAY IS DEFINITELY DIFFERENT. from Somm
IAN'S DEFINITELY THE MOST SERIOUS ONE, from Somm
IAN'S FRESH TENNIS BALL IS A NEW ONE, from Somm
ICE ON THE GROUND. WOW. from Somm
IF DUSTIN AND I DID THAT TO OURSELVES, from Somm
IF HE DOESN'T PUT ENOUGH PRESSURE ON HIMSELF, THEN HE'S NOT DOING IT RIGHT. from Somm
IF I COULD HIGH FIVE THE CAMERA, I WOULD HIGH FIVE THE CAMERA. from Somm
IF I DIDN'T HAVE CHILDREN, I NEVER WOULD HAVE PASSED THE MASTER'S. from Somm
IF I TOOK IT NOW. from Somm
IF IAN FACES THOSE DEMONS, HE WILL BE SUCCESSFUL. from Somm
IF NOT THE OLDEST STILL EXISTING WHITE WINES IN THE WORLD. from Somm
IF TWO OF US PASS, AND ONE OF US DOESN'T. from Somm
IF YOU DON'T FACE THOSE THINGS, from Somm
IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT, GET OUT, from Somm
IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, AND NOT VERY MANY OF THEM DID, from Somm
IF YOU REALLY WANT IT, YOU KNOW? from Somm
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BECOME AN M.S., YOU CAN'T DO IT ALONE. from Somm
IF YOU THINK ABOUT WINE, IT'S ABOUT WHERE MEN WENT. from Somm
IF YOU'RE A BETTING MAN, from Somm
IF YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS, from Somm
IF YOU'VE EVER BOTHERED TO READ THE BIBLE, from Somm
IF YOU'VE NEVER SMELLED A DRIED VIOLET, from Somm
IF... AND THEN FAMILY, from Somm
IMMEDIATELY, MY MIND GOES TO A SPECIFIC AREA OF THE WORLD, from Somm
IN 1984, AN AMERICAN PASSED ALL THREE PARTS ON HIS FIRST TRY. from Somm
IN A LOT OF WINES? from Somm
IN CONCLUSION, THIS WINE IS FROM THE NEW WORLD, from Somm
IN DIFFERENT WAYS WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE. from Somm
IN ITS CONCLUSION, THIS IS AN OLD WORLD WINE... from Somm
IN SOME RESPECTS, I FEEL KIND OF LIKE A BLACK SHEEP, from Somm
IN TERMS OF DIFFICULTY. from Somm
IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH, WITH TWO OUTS, from Somm
IN THE ENTIRE COURT. from Somm
IN THE LEFT NOSTRIL, from Somm
IN THE WORLD OF WINE. from Somm
IN THERE THAT, UH, IS VERY, VERY STRONG, from Somm
IN THIS RADICALLY BIZARRE ENVIRONMENT, from Somm
INTERESTING PASSION THAT WE'VE ALL DEVELOPED, YOU KNOW? from Somm
INTO IT THAT YOU HAVE TO BE, from Somm
IS "POOL TOY," YOU KNOW? from Somm
IS BEING ABLE TO DESCRIBE THE EARTH. from Somm
IS BY KNOWING THE WINE OURSELVES. from Somm
IS IT GONNA BE A FINISHER FOR 'EM? from Somm
IS IT INCREASES YOUR PERCEPTION. from Somm
IS THAT FROM THE SAME VINEYARD? NO WAY. from Somm
IS THAT IAN? YEP. from Somm
IS THAT OLIVE, OR IS THAT GREEN BELL PEPPER? from Somm
IS THE BET GONNA PAY OFF? from Somm
IS THE PERSON WHO HAD A TEACHER from Somm
IS THE REASON I DON'T DO THIS ANYMORE. from Somm
IS THEY WANT TO FIND THE OTHER PEOPLE THAT WERE TASTING from Somm
IS TRYING TO STEER CLEAR OF IAN from Somm
IS YOU GET UPSET AND THEN, IMMEDIATELY, YOU'RE OVER IT. from Somm
IS YOU STOP AND YOU TAKE IT AND YOU LOOK AT IT, from Somm
IT IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO PASS, BUT WITHOUT PEOPLE, from Somm
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO TASTING. from Somm
IT DOES NOT TASTE LIKE BURGUNDY. from Somm
IT DOES SMELL LIKE CHARDONNAY. from Somm
IT DOES TASTE LIKE CHARDONNAY. from Somm
IT DOESN'T REALLY MAKE ANY SENSE. from Somm
IT HAS BEEN VALUABLE BEYOND WORDS FOR ME, from Somm
IT IS CLEAN, YOUTHFUL, UH, AGAIN, from Somm
IT IS UNOAKED. from Somm
IT IS WHAT IT IS NOW. from Somm
IT JUST HAPPENS BY ATTRITION. from Somm
IT PUSHES ONE ANOTHER FORWARD. from Somm
IT REMAINS THE GREATEST "GLASS" OF WINE I'VE EVER HAD. from Somm
IT SOUNDS SO RIDICULOUS, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, from Somm
IT TENDS TO BE PART OF THE SACRAMENT. from Somm
IT USUALLY HAPPENED IN SPORTS, WHEN THE GAME'S ON THE LINE. from Somm
IT WAS A RESTAURANT THAT SERVED A LOT OF WINE. from Somm
IT WAS CRAZY. from Somm
IT WAS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE, YOU KNOW? from Somm
IT WAS FLOWERY. from Somm
IT WAS GREAT, ALL AT THE SAME TIME. from Somm
IT WAS LIKE SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT I HAD BROWN HAIR. from Somm
IT WAS TRANSLUCENT, IT WAS LIFTED. from Somm
IT WAS WOOLY, IT WAS FUNKY, IT WAS WONDERFUL, IT WAS NASTY, from Somm
IT WASN'T ALBARIÑO IF IT WAS PALE LIKE THAT, from Somm
IT WASN'T RHONE. from Somm
IT WILL BE DRAWN OUT BY THIS EXAM. from Somm
IT WILL JUST BE THE MOST GLORIOUS THING from Somm
IT'LL BE COMPLETELY DONE, from Somm
IT'LL BE OVER, from Somm
IT'LL PROBABLY JUST GET WORSE. from Somm
IT'S IT'S FULL OF CONFIDENCE AND DOUBT from Somm
IT'S IT'S INCOMPREHENSIBLE. from Somm
IT'S IT'S SO PERSONAL, from Somm
IT'S ...THE, UH, THE WORST CASE SCENARIO THAT'S NOT SO OBVIOUS. from Somm
IT'S 1:20 IN THE AFTERNOON RIGHT NOW, from Somm
IT'S 11:00. THOSE GUYS HAVE ALREADY TASTED, IAN AND BRIAN. from Somm
IT'S A BLANK ONE. from Somm
IT'S A COMPREHENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF WINE LAWS, WINE REGIONS. from Somm
IT'S A LOVELY TASTING. HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO? I'M HAPPY. from Somm
IT'S A TEST OF DEDICATION. from Somm
IT'S A THREE DAY TEST THAT CAN ONLY BE TAKEN ONCE A YEAR, from Somm
IT'S A TIMED TASTING. from Somm
IT'S ABOUT GEOLOGY, GEOGRAPHY, from Somm
IT'S ABOUT HISTORY, RIVERS. from Somm
IT'S ALL GOOD, from Somm
IT'S ALL GOOD, YOU KNOW, I'LL LEARN MORE, from Somm
IT'S ALMOST A WAY OF TRAVELING THROUGH THE WORLD. from Somm
IT'S ALMOST SURREAL, TELL YOU THE TRUTH. from Somm
IT'S BEEN SPREAD BY HUMANS SINCE THE NEOLITHIC PERIOD, from Somm
IT'S BEEN WRITTEN ABOUT SINCE THE THIRD MILLENNIUM B.C. from Somm
IT'S CHENIN, DUDE. IT'S SAUVENIEÈRE. THE WINE SPOKE. from Somm
IT'S DRIED RED FRUIT. YOU KEEP GOING BACK TO WINE NUMBER ONE. from Somm
IT'S FANTASTIC STUFF." from Somm
IT'S FERMENTED G**** JUICE. I MEAN, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? from Somm
IT'S FROM BURGUNDY. from Somm
IT'S FUNNY. THEY'RE LIKE from Somm
IT'S GONNA BE REALLY INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT IAN CALLED, from Somm
IT'S GONNA BE THIS FEELING OF HELPLESSNESS, from Somm
IT'S GOT BLACK PEPPER AND SMOKY MEAT. from Somm
IT'S HARD! from Somm
IT'S IN FIVE LANGUAGES: from Somm
IT'S JUST COMBINATIONS. from Somm
IT'S JUST LIKE WE GO THROUGH LIFE from Somm
IT'S JUST PURE OBSESSION. THERE'S NO OTHER WAY AROUND IT. from Somm
IT'S JUST TO MOTIVATE EACH OTHER. from Somm
IT'S KIND OF NECESSARY IN THIS ENVIRONMENT. from Somm
IT'S KIND OF WEIRD, BUT... from Somm
IT'S LIKE A SIDEWALK ON A HOT DAY, AFTER THERE'S WATER ON IT. from Somm
IT'S LIKE A STORM COMES THROUGH HERE. from Somm
IT'S LIKE GAME DAY. YOU KNOW, from Somm
IT'S LIKE GOING TO THE RACETRACK AND YOU GET THE TOUT SHEET. from Somm
IT'S LIKE NOTHING ELSE MATTERS, OTHER THAN THIS LIQUID. from Somm
IT'S LIKE THE BRAND NEW PLASTIC from Somm
IT'S LIKE, I KNOW I DON'T. from Somm
IT'S LIKE, THIS IS WHY YOU TRAIN, IS FOR THIS DAY. from Somm
IT'S LIKE... I FEEL, LIKE, ABANDONED. from Somm
IT'S MEDIUM MINUS ACID. from Somm
IT'S NICE TO KIND OF ESCAPE THAT CHAOS, from Somm
IT'S NOT JUST HISTORY. from Somm
IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE CONSUMING, YOU KNOW, PELLEGRINO ALL NIGHT. from Somm
IT'S NOT UNCOMMON THAT THESE GUYS ARE SPENDING from Somm
IT'S POSSIBLE THAT IT'LL NEVER STOP, from Somm
IT'S POSSIBLE THIS IS A VERY RIPE, MODERN BURGUNDY AS WELL, from Somm
IT'S PRETTY AMAZING, THE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION YOU HAVE TO KNOW. from Somm
IT'S SHOWING BRUISED AROMAS: BRUISED APPLE, BRUISED PEAR, from Somm
IT'S SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO JUST KEEP ON DOING, from Somm
IT'S THE HIGHEST ACHIEVEMENT YOU CAN MAKE from Somm
IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW TO BE FOR THIS STUFF. from Somm
IT'S THE WAY IT'S GROWN, IT'S THE WAY IT'S MADE, from Somm
IT'S THE WINES THAT COULD POSSIBLY COME UP ON THE EXAM from Somm
IT'S TIME, SO... THAT'D BE A PRETTY COOL GIFT TO GIVE HER. from Somm
IT'S WEIRD, DROP DROPPING HIM OFF AT THE AIRPORT, AND... from Somm
IT'S YOUR SPOUSE. from Somm
IT'S, LIKE, "FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T KNOW YOUR GRANDMOTHER. from Somm
JESUS, DUDE. I WAS HOPING YOU WERE GONNA CALL THE SAME WINES. from Somm
JUST A COUPLE OF LITTLE TWISTS TODAY, SEE IF HE'S ON HIS GAME. from Somm
JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO GO THROUGH. from Somm
JUST GIVING EACH OTHER A HARD TIME. from Somm
JUST GOTTA LET IT FLOW, LET THINGS HAPPEN. from Somm
JUST OPEN THE DOOR, DUDE. from Somm
JUST SITTING THERE IN A GLASS RIGHT NOW, from Somm
JUST, YOU KNOW, MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OFF. from Somm
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, AND JUST KEEP, UH, from Somm
KIND OF LEMON YELLOW WITH GOLDEN GREEN REFLECTIONS from Somm
KIND OF THE SAME THING WE HAD from Somm
LET ME GIVE YOU THE RESULTS. from Somm
LET'S GO DO SERVICE. from Somm
LET'S HAVE SOME. THAT'S AS COLD AS IT'S GONNA GET, RIGHT? from Somm
LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN MY INDUSTRY ARE. from Somm
LIKE HE WENT TO THE DARK SIDE WITH SABATO, from Somm
LIKE JUST OPENED RUBBER HOSE. from Somm
LIKE RAJ PARR AND WHATNOT, RIGHT? from Somm
LIKE THE PHILISTINE OF THE COURT. from Somm
LIKE, A FRESHLY OPENED CAN OF TENNIS BALLS, from Somm
LIKE, CONSTANTLY FUCKIN' WITH ME, from Somm
LIKE, CRUSHED HILLSIDE. from Somm
LIKE, HE LIKES TO SIT YOU DOWN, from Somm
LIKE, HE'S MY MAN WIFE, AND I FEEL ABANDONED, from Somm
LIKE, YOU KNOW, "CAN CAN WE BE DONE WITH THIS?" from Somm
LIVING AND BREATHING THIS STUFF. from Somm
Liz: I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME NEW WATER HOSE. from Somm
LOTS OF PEOPLE THAT ARE LOOKING UP TO YOU from Somm
MAN, I HAVE GOT TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NO DRYNESS. from Somm
Man: WE'RE ALL SO BUSY WITH OUR LIVES, from Somm
MANDARIN. TANGERINE PEEL. HAWTHORNE. ACACIA. from Somm
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF PERFUME OR LIPSTICK OR SOMETHING. from Somm
MAYBE A LITTLE LANOLIN, WET WOOL, from Somm
MAYBE WE SHOULD SPELL IT OUT AND HOLD IT UP. "COLD." from Somm
McClintic: THE ANCIENT GREEKS BROUGHT IT TO ITALY. from Somm
McClintic: WHEN THE SPANISH DISCOVERED THE NEW WORLD, from Somm
MEDIUM CONCENTRATION OF COLOR. from Somm
MEDIUM CONCENTRATION. from Somm
MEDIUM PLUS ACID. from Somm
MEDIUM PLUS COMPLEXITY. INITIAL CONCLUSION from Somm
MEDIUM PLUS INTENSITY AROMAS. from Somm
MODERATE PLUS POWER ON THE NOSE. from Somm
MORE THAN ANYTHING. from Somm
MOVING INTO A WATERY MENISCUS. from Somm
MR. CAUBLE. from Somm
MY BACK'S GONNA BE AGAINST THE WALL, SO THIS IS A GOOD THING. from Somm
MY DEGREE WAS IN GEOGRAPHY. from Somm
MY HEART WAS GOING FREAKING CRAZY, WALKING INTO THAT ROOM. from Somm
MY HUSBAND'S A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP. from Somm
MY RIGHT ONE'S CLEAR, MY LEFT ONE'S CLOSED. from Somm
MY WIFE BASICALLY TOLD ME, from Somm
NAME A WINERY FROM UKRAINE. from Somm
NEITHER DOES ANYBODY ELSE. from Somm
NEW WORLD, OLD WORLD, from Somm
NEW WORLD. NORTH AMERICA. CALIFORNIA. from Somm
NO EVIDENCE OF GAS, FLOCCULANTS, OR SEDIMENT. from Somm
NO ONE IN OUR FAMILY WAS INTO DESCRIBING WINE, from Somm
NO QUESTION, IT'S THE HARDEST THING I'VE EVER DONE, PERIOD. from Somm
NO SIGNS OF NEW OAK ON THE WINE. from Somm
NO, BUT IF YOU START YOU'VE NEVER DONE THAT? from Somm
NO, DUDE, I'VE BEEN FREAKING, LIKE, JUST TOTALLY GOING NUTS HERE. from Somm
NO, I JUST DON'T NEED THE WHOLE PEANUT GALLERY. from Somm
NO, NO. NOW, THAT THAT IS ABSOLUTELY THE WRONG ATTITUDE. from Somm
NO, THE MINUTE YOU CALLED CHARDONNAY, I KNEW YOU WERE DOOMED, from Somm
NO, WAIT A MINUTE I THINK IT WAS ALBARIÑO." from Somm
NO. I I DON'T GIVE UP. from Somm
NO. IT'S DEFINITELY NOT AUSSIE RIESLING. from Somm
NOBODY EVER SAYS, "THEY MUST BE A NATURAL SAMURAI SWORD MAKER." from Somm
NOSE IS CLEAN, UH, YOUTHFUL. from Somm
NOSE IS CLEAN, YOUTHFUL. MEDIUM PLUS INTENSITY OF AROMAS. from Somm
NOT A CARE IN THE WORLD. from Somm
NOT A PERFECT FLIGHT TODAY. I WOULDN'T HAVE PASSED MY M.S. from Somm
NOT BURIED IN A WINE BOOK OR BURIED IN NOTE CARDS from Somm
NOT THE BRAND OF THE WINE, NOT THE LABEL OF THE WINE. from Somm
NOT UNLESS WE SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE, from Somm
NOW IT GROWS IN CHILE, ARGENTINA, MEXICO, CALIFORNIA. from Somm
NOW THESE GUYS NOW, THERE'S FEAR. from Somm
NOW, WHEN I GET A QUESTION, from Somm
NOWRN74 IN SAN FRANCISCO. from Somm
OF BEING ABLE TO VERY REGULARLY IDENTIFY, YOU KNOW, THE WINE, from Somm
OF BOTH SOCIETIES. from Somm
OF ONE OF THE GREATEST WINES, from Somm
OF WHAT I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE MAÑANAFOR THE TEST. from Somm
OF, UH, MEDIUM CONCENTRATION. from Somm
OH, "DAD." WE CALL HIM DAD. from Somm
OH, IT'S SPREAD BY THE GLASSY WINGED SHARPSHOOTER. from Somm
OH, MAN, THERE WAS, LIKE, OCTOPUS, YOU KNOW, from Somm
OH, MY GOD, SO... OKAY! from Somm
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD! from Somm
OH, MY GOD. OKAY. BYE. [ laughter ] BYE. from Somm
OH, MY GOD. THANK GOD. from Somm
OH, MY GOD. THEY'RE DISGUSTING. from Somm
OH, REALLY? from Somm
OH, SORRY. P R O C T O R. PROCTOR. PROCTOR, LAST NAME. from Somm
OH, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS ONE. from Somm
OH, WELL, WHERE DID THEY GET THE LEMON PEELS? from Somm
OH, WOW! HE DID IT! from Somm
OH! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! LOOK WHAT HAPPENED! from Somm
OH. UH, THAT'S TWO. from Somm
OKAY, THEY HIT YOU. YEAH, YEAH. from Somm
OKAY, TODAY'S TASTING IS FOR BRIAN McCLINTIC. from Somm
OKAY? SO LET'S GO TO WINE NUMBER THREE. from Somm
OKAY. IT'S COLD NOW. from Somm
OKAY. LET'S DO IT. from Somm
ON THE NOSE, THIS WINE IS CLEAN, NO OBVIOUS FLAWS. from Somm
ON THE NOSE, WINE IS CLEAN, NO OBVIOUS FLAWS. from Somm
ONE OF MY FAVORITE DESCRIPTORS IS, UM, UH, "GRANNY PURSE." from Somm
ONE OF OUR FAVORITES FOR RIESLING from Somm
ONE PATH TAKES YOU TO CHINON, from Somm
ONE PATH TAKES YOU TO THE NORTHERN RHONE, ALL RIGHT? from Somm
ONE THING ABOUT THE SOMM THAT'S IMPORTANT, from Somm
ONLY TO PROBABLY, 95% CHANCE, GET DEFEATED. from Somm
OOH, I CALLED, UH, GRAND CRU ALSATIAN RIESLING ON IT. from Somm
OR BURIED IN WINE GLASSES. from Somm
OR CANTABRIA... [ lists Spanish regions ], OR WHEREVER IT MIGHT BE. from Somm
OR ELSE HE'S GONNA, YOU KNOW, BREAK ME DOWN AND, UH... from Somm
OR FIND ANOTHER GROUP TO LATCH ONTO, BECAUSE THIS TEST IS... from Somm
OR PEOPLE THAT ARE JUST PLAIN NASTY, from Somm
OR RIOJA, WHAT THE SUBREGIONS ARE, from Somm
OR ROOM. from Somm
OR SOME HIGHLY COMPETITIVE NATURE from Somm
OR THEY SAY, "WOW, I WANT TO DO THAT." from Somm
OR UNCOOPERATIVE CLIENTS, from Somm
OR WHAT I'D RATHER CALL DEDUCTIVE TASTING, IT'S LEARNED. from Somm
OR YOU DONE, OR HOW DO YOU FEEL? from Somm
OR YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S CLOSET. from Somm
OR, LIKE, JUST TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT IS. from Somm
OTHER THAN HE WANTED TO BE IN THIS INDUSTRY, from Somm
OUR FEARLESS FATHER IS OVER THERE ASLEEP. from Somm
OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS BEEN CONGRUENT from Somm
OUT OF THOSE FIVE, WHAT SOUNDS LIKE THE MOST FUN? from Somm
OVER 40 YEARS, THERE'S ONLY BEEN, LIKE, 170 IN THE WORLD. from Somm
OVER THE NEXT 36 HOURS AND SAY, from Somm
PALATE? from Somm
PASS OR FAIL, THEY WILL NEVER TELL YOU WHAT THE WINES WERE. from Somm
PASSING THIS EXAM. from Somm
PASSPORT? GOT IT. IT'S IN MY BACK POCKET. from Somm
PEOPLE ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE HYPE OF TASTING from Somm
PEOPLE HAVE A DIFFICULTY WITH ITALY, FOR SOME REASON. from Somm
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DEDICATING THEIR LIFE from Somm
PEOPLE THAT MEET HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME ARE LIKE, from Somm
PEOPLE WILL EITHER GO, "WOW, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE," from Somm
PICTURE WITH DMITRI AND I. from Somm
PINOT GRIGIO'S NEUTRAL, CHABLIS. from Somm
PLAYED WITH THEM LIKE THEY PLAY WITH EACH OTHER. from Somm
POINTED TOE SHOES, from Somm
PORTUGUESE, SPANISH, ITALIAN, GERMAN, FRENCH, HUNGARIAN. from Somm
POSSIBLE COUNTRIES ARE AUSTRALIA. from Somm
POSSIBLE G**** VARIETALS INCLUDE CHARDONNAY, MARSANNE ROUSSANNE. from Somm
POSSIBLE G**** VARIETALS INCLUDE... from Somm
POSSIBLE G****S ARE RIESLING. from Somm
POSSIBLE VARIETALS, POSSIBLE AGE RANGE, from Somm
PRETTY BLOODY, GUTTY KIND OF FISHING. from Somm
PROBABLY SOMEONE PASSED. from Somm
PROFESSIONAL BEHAVIOR from Somm
PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE AND GO OUT THERE, HUH? from Somm
REALLY THIS CRUSHED SLATE AND CRUSHED CHALKY NOTE. from Somm
REALLY, IF ANYTHING, from Somm
RIGHT HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. from Somm
RIGHT NOW, I'M AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE from Somm
RIGHT? IS THAT TOBACCO, OR IS THAT SMOKED MEAT? from Somm
SAGE, TRUFFLE, WET FOREST FLOOR, from Somm
SAINT CYR. from Somm
SAUVIGNON BLANC IS SO GETTABLE, from Somm
SAUVIGNON BLANC, PEOPLE... SMELLS LIKE CAT PEE AND IT DOES. from Somm
SAY, "WHAT IS IT?" from Somm
SAY, AT THE RACETRACK, SAYS, from Somm
SECOND OF ALL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HER CLOSET SMELLS LIKE." from Somm
SEE WHAT EVERYBODY ELSE CALLED. from Somm
SERIOUSLY. YOU CAN'T YOU HAVE TO HAVE MOMENTUM, DUDE. from Somm
SHARE A TURBULENT HISTORY AS A BUFFER from Somm
SHE SHE DESERVES TO HAVE ME from Somm
SHOW THOSE PEARLY WHITES. LEAST SHE MADE YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH, from Somm
SIMULTANEOUSLY IN ANOTHER ROOM. from Somm
SIX MONTHS LATER, from Somm
SIX WINES, 25 MINUTES. from Somm
SLEEP'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT from Somm
SLIGHT BOTRYTIS, LIMESTONE, WET WOOL. from Somm
SLOWLY BUT SURELY, from Somm
SMELL IS A REALLY FUNNY THING. from Somm
SO AS A RESULT, IT WAS A TOTAL FAILURE. from Somm
SO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S IMPORTANT IN THE WINE, from Somm
SO HE DOES HIS STUDYING AT LATE NIGHT. from Somm
SO HE ENDED UP EVALUATING WINE. from Somm
SO I BROUGHT UP THESE REALLY FANCY WINES, from Somm
SO I HAVE TO DELIVER. from Somm
SO I HAVE VERY LITTLE SEASONING, VERY LITTLE EXPERIENCE. from Somm
SO I'M JUST GONNA CLEAN IT WITH A NETI POT IN THE MORNING, from Somm
SO I'M PLEASED TO TELL YOU, SIR, from Somm
SO I'VE FOUND THAT, UM, TRACING MAPS HAS BEEN A HUGE HELP. from Somm
SO IF I SAID, "NAME THREE BACTERIAL DISEASES," from Somm
SO IT GOES INTO THAT VALVE, from Somm
SO IT'S AN AMAZING ART from Somm
SO JUST, YOU KNOW, MAYBE FOR THE NEXT WEEK OR SO, from Somm
SO NOW I HAVE A GLASS OF WINE, I'M LIKE, IS THIS IT? AM I DONE? from Somm
SO NOW WHAT? WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? from Somm
SO SHE CAN CHECK ON MY LEFT NOSTRIL, MAN, from Somm
SO THAT HELPS THE PEOPLE WITH THEIR WAGER from Somm
SO THAT WHEN YOU GET TO A WINE GLASS AND YOU SMELL IT, from Somm
SO THAT WHOLE AFTERNOON, from Somm
SO THERE'S THIS DIPLOMA CALLED THE MASTER SOMMELIER DIPLOMA. from Somm
SO WE CAN KIND OF RELAX BEFOREHAND, from Somm
SO WHEN YOU GET TO THE FIRST ONE, from Somm
SO WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT? from Somm
SO YOU CAN EVALUATE THE WINE BETTER. from Somm
SO YOU TORTURE YOURSELF, from Somm
SO YOU'RE YOU WERE YOU'RE THERE. from Somm
SO, AS IT GOES ON, from Somm
SO, DRIED, UH SO DRIED RED FRUIT, UM, POMEGRANATE, SO... from Somm
SO, IAN, WHAT I WOULD SAY IS, from Somm
SO, UH, AND... from Somm
SO, UH, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. from Somm
SO, UH, YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF LIKE THREE SECONDS, from Somm
SO, WE'LL GO THROUGH THIS TASTING, AND REMEMBER, UM, from Somm
SO, WE'LL HAVE THAT CONVERSATION. from Somm
SO, WHERE DO YOU GO? DO YOU GO SAINT CYR? from Somm
SO, YOU KNOW, MENTRIDA OR WHEREVER IT MIGHT BE, from Somm
SO, YOU WALK WITH THEM, from Somm
SO... BEARD IS GOIN' BYE BYE. from Somm
SO... EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE HAS BEEN, YOU KNOW, from Somm
SO... KEEP THAT HEAD UP. WE STILL HAVE WORK TO DO. from Somm
SOME ARE MORE LIKE WET ROCKS OR SLATE. from Somm
SOME ARE ORGANIC, AND TASTE LIKE COMPOST OR GARDEN SOIL. from Somm
SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST OLD SOULS. from Somm
SOME SERIOUS INTENSITY, DUDE. from Somm
SOME VANILLA, SOME CLOVE, CINNAMON, BAKING SPICES. from Somm
SOME WINES AREN'T EARTHY AT ALL. from Somm
SOMETIMES I'M LIKE, "WOW, THIS IS SUCH A COOL WORLD from Somm
SOMETIMES YOU GET SO TIRED THAT YOU FORGET TO WRITE THE ANSWER ON IT. from Somm
SOMMELIERS ARE PROFESSIONALS THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY EXPERTS from Somm
SOMMS NOW HAVE BECOME THE NEW ROCK STARS OF OUR INDUSTRY, from Somm
SORRY, BUDDY, TO SAY THIS from Somm
SOUTH AFRICA, CANADA, AND SO ON. from Somm
SPREAD IT TO THEIR EMPIRES: from Somm
STANDING IN THE LINE AT THE GROCERY STORE, from Somm
START LICKING ROCKS. NO, CUT THAT! from Somm
STEERING CLEAR OF HIM AT THE EXAM, from Somm
STOP. STOP THE TIME. WHEN YOU GO IN AND YOU TAKE THAT TEST, from Somm
STRUCTURE. from Somm
SUDDENLY THE PHONE STARTS RINGING FOR OPPORTUNITIES from Somm
SUGAR, ACID, TANNINS. HOW'S THE ALCOHOL BODY? from Somm
TAKES ME TO ONE PLACE: NORTHERN RHONE. from Somm
TASTES LIKE IT HAS NO ALCOHOL. from Somm
TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING WRONG, WHY YOU'RE DOING IT. from Somm
TEND TO FIND THEIR WAY INTO THE SOMM PROFESSION. from Somm
THAN ANY OTHER HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET, from Somm
THANK YOU. from Somm
THANK YOU. from Somm
THANK YOU. EVEN THOUGH I'M THE YOUNGEST. from Somm
THAT THAT DECAYING ANIMAL SKIN. from Somm
THAT YOU HAVE NO CHANCE. DON'T EVEN BOTHER GOING. SAVE THE MONEY. from Somm
THAT CAUSES PIERCE'S DISEASE. from Somm
THAT FRED IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST INTIMIDATING PEOPLE from Somm
THAT I CUT THE TIP OFF OF, BASICALLY, from Somm
THAT I GET TO BE A PART OF AND SEE," from Somm
THAT I SAW IN A RESTAURANT: from Somm
THAT IF I TAKE A LEFT TURN, from Somm
THAT IS A BALLSY CALL, DUDE. '04 VACQUEYRAS? WHY? from Somm
THAT KIND OF SUCKS FOR A SOMM, from Somm
THAT MAKE ANYTHING SMELL LIKE IT SMELLS, from Somm
THAT ONE PERSON IS ALL ALONE, COMPLETELY ALONE. from Somm
THAT PERSON WILL HAVE TO, LIKE, HIKE EVEREST BY THEMSELF, from Somm
THAT THE FACT THAT NO ONE IN THIS ROOM CALLED SAUVIGNON BLANC SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME. from Somm
THAT THEY WILL PASS THIS EXAM AND NOT HAVE TO STUDY ANYMORE. from Somm
THAT WAS CHINON, MAN. from Somm
THAT WAS FRED DAME. from Somm
THAT WAS TOURAINE CHINON '09 CABERNET FRANC. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. from Somm
THAT WAS, I THINK, A LITTLE BIT AGGRESSIVE, from Somm
THAT WE USE TO MAKE WINE, from Somm
THAT YOU DON'T COMPLETELY FEEL, YOU KNOW, CONFIDENT WITH. from Somm
THAT YOU'LL BE WEARING THE RED BADGE... FROM THEN ON. from Somm
THAT YOU'RE BLOWING UP FOR YOUR CHILD TO GO PLAY WITH IN THE POOL. from Somm
THAT YOU'RE GONNA DEDICATE SO MUCH ENERGY AND PASSION from Somm
THAT YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH. from Somm
THAT'S 200 YARDS AWAY, from Somm
THAT'S A BETTER ANSWER. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THAT OTHER KIND OF ANSWER. from Somm
THAT'S A NEW ONE. GOOD. I LIKE THAT. from Somm
THAT'S CALIFORNIA CHARDONNAY. THIS IS HERMITAGE. from Somm
THAT'S KIND OF LIKE THE GUNFIGHTER COAT. I KIND OF LIKE THAT. from Somm
THAT'S KIND OF OUR CODE. THAT'S THE WAY WE DESCRIBE CAT PEE. from Somm
THAT'S LIKE A A RUNNER WITHOUT ANY LEGS. from Somm
THAT'S THE WORST PART ABOUT IT. from Somm
THAT'S THE WORST PART. from Somm
THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU, from Somm
THAT'S WHAT KEY LIME SMELLS LIKE." from Somm
THAT'S WHAT THEY'VE MADE IT VERY CLEAR. from Somm
THAT'S WHAT YOU SEE, YOU KNOW? from Somm
THAT'S WHY THE COURT OF MASTER SOMMELIERS EXISTS. from Somm
THE ACID IS MEDIUM MINUS. from Somm
THE ALSATIAN CULTURE REFLECTS CUMULATIVE ELEMENTS from Somm
THE BEST KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE BEST WINEMAKING. from Somm
THE BEST WAY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR GUESTS, BY LOOKING GOOD. from Somm
THE BOTTLE I'M SHOWING YOU IS JOHANNESBURG RIESLING FROM 1735, from Somm
THE COMPETITIVE NATURE, THEY ALL FEED OFF OF IT. from Somm
THE DAY BEFORE THE TASTING EXAM. from Somm
THE DUTCH, THE FRENCH, AND THE BRITISH from Somm
THE EASTERN UNITED STATES, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND, from Somm
THE ENTIRE WORLD OF WINE, SPIRITS, SAKE, BEER, CIGARS, from Somm
THE EXAM IS THREE PARTS. from Somm
THE EXTRA 16 POUNDS OF WINE, AND... from Somm
THE FEELING IF I DO PASS THIS EXAM. from Somm
THE FIRST EXAM WAS HELD IN THE U.K. IN 1969. from Somm
THE FIRST THING THAT HAPPENS WHEN EVERYBODY GETS OUT OF THE TASTING from Somm
THE FLASH CARDS YOU HAVEN'T REMEMBERED. from Somm
THE GOOD NEWS IS IF EVERYBODY'S ALL OVER THE PLACE, from Somm
THE G**** IS CHARDONNAY, UM, FROM THE 2008 VINTAGE, from Somm
THE HAPPIEST PERSON WHEN YOU PASS IS NOT YOU, from Somm
THE HIGHEST LEVEL IS CALLED THE MASTER EXAM. from Somm
THE HISTORY OF WINE IS FASCINATING. from Somm
THE IMPORTANT THING TO DO IS TO TORTURE YOURSELF from Somm
THE LEGEND OF HIM "DAMING" THE EXAM. from Somm
THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, SO TO SPEAK, from Somm
THE MASTERS HAVE PRETTY MUCH ALREADY ACCEPTED ME AS FAMILY, from Somm
THE METAMORPHOSIS BEGINS. from Somm
THE NAMES OF THE G****S, THERE'S 3,000 IN ITALY ALONE. from Somm
THE NEW MASTER SOMMELIER, WE HAVE MR. DUSTIN WILSON. from Somm
THE NEXT RED, UM, WAS, UH, TANNIC. WHAT'D YOU CALL ? from Somm
THE ONLY OTHER TIME OUTSIDE OF THAT THAT I CRIED from Somm
THE ONLY THINGS THAT ARE COMING TO MIND. from Somm
THE OTHER THING THAT WILL TAKE TREMENDOUS FOCUS from Somm
THE OTHER WIVES THAT I KNOW DREAD THE NOTE CARDS, from Somm
THE PERSON THAT'S GONNA MAKE A GREAT SAMURAI SWORD from Somm
THE PRESSURE'S EVEN MORE SO, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO STAY ON TOP. from Somm
THE PROMISED LAND THERE, RIGHT? from Somm
THE REALITY IS, from Somm
THE REGIONS, THE SUBREGIONS, THE DISTRICTS, THE VILLAGES. from Somm
THE ROMAN ARMY MARCHED ON WINE. from Somm
THE ROMANS BROUGHT IT TO FRANCE, GERMANY, SPAIN, from Somm
THE ROMANS DID ALL THE ORIGINAL PLANTINGS, from Somm
THE SERVICE PORTION OF THE EXAM, from Somm
THE SKILL OF BLIND TASTING from Somm
THE SPIT BUCKET IS THIS THING THAT I FIND from Somm
THE STUFF IS NOT IN THE WINE, from Somm
THE SUBREGION, JUST ON THE NOSE. from Somm
THE THEORY EXAM IS AN ORAL EXAMINATION from Somm
THE THOUGHT OF, LIKE, WHEN I SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT, from Somm
THE TWO PEOPLE STILL HAVE EACH OTHER. from Somm
THE UNKEMPT MOUNTAIN MAN LOOK. from Somm
THE WHITES ARE KIND OF FUNNY TODAY, from Somm
THE WINE HAS A DARK RUBY CORE, CONSISTENT TO THE EDGE, from Somm
THE WINE HAS A LIGHT STRAW CORE, from Somm
THE WINE IS... CLEARLY... RIPE... from Somm
THE WORLD OF WINE IS ALWAYS GROWING. from Somm
THEIR THEIR JOB IS DONE. from Somm
THEN IT HOPS OVER HERE, THIS SIDE'S CLOGGED, THAT SIDE'S WORKING. from Somm
THEN WE HAVE... [ speaking German phrases ] from Somm
THEORY FELT GOOD, TASTING, I THINK I WAS ON THE BORDER. from Somm
THEORY PROBABLY TAKES THE MOST TIME, from Somm
THERE IS A THEORY EXAM. from Somm
THERE IS CINNAMON, NUTMEG, CLOVE, VANILLA, SOME BAKING SPICES. from Somm
THERE IS HOPE IN THEIR HEARTS RIGHT NOW, from Somm
THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF GAS OR FLOCCULATION IN MY GLASS. from Somm
THERE WAS PETULANCE IN IT, AND I ENDED UP CALLING, UM... from Somm
THERE WERE TWO WINES I KNEW, AND THERE WERE from Somm
THERE'S A LITTLE BIT OF, UH, SELF DOUBT. from Somm
THERE'S A LOT OF NEW FRENCH OAK ON THIS WINE. from Somm
THERE'S A LOT OF SELF CONFIDENCE. from Somm
THERE'S A LOT OF SHOOTING THE HALIBUT IN THE BRAIN SO IT DIES... from Somm
THERE'S A LOT OF TRASH TALKING, from Somm
THERE'S A... KIND OF A FRESH... from Somm
THERE'S BASICALLY ONLY ONE SPECIES OF G**** VINE from Somm
THERE'S BLOOD AND GUTS EVERY " from Somm
THERE'S FEAR IN THEIR HEART OF FAILURE. from Somm
THERE'S FEAR OF, OF SOMEONE TELLING YOU from Somm
THERE'S NO EVIDENCE OF GAS OR FLOCCULATION. from Somm
THERE'S NO EVIDENCE OF GAS OR FLOCCULATION. from Somm
THERE'S NO WAY OF GETTIN' OUT OF THAT SHIT. from Somm
THERE'S ONLY GONNA BE ONE OUTCOME. from Somm
THERE'S THE DIPLOMA, I'VE GOT THIS, THAT. from Somm
THERE'S TWO WAYS TO APPROACH IT. from Somm
THERE'S WHITE FLORALS, ALMOST LIKE A FRESH CUT FLOWER from Somm
THEY ARE JUST EGOMANIACS WHO ARE SO SELF ABSORBED. from Somm
THEY BROUGHT VITIS VINIFERA. from Somm
THEY COME THROUGH YOUR HOUSE, AND THEY TASTE, from Somm
THEY DIDN'T DRINK WATER TOO DANGEROUS TO DRINK WATER, SO THEY DRANK WINE. from Somm
THEY DO IT UNTIL THEY ARE JUST, LIKE, EXHAUSTED. from Somm
THEY HAVE GREAT PACING, WITH A LOT OF GREAT DESCRIPTORS, from Somm
THEY KNOW THAT A LOT OF US GOT THAT EXAM LAST YEAR from Somm
THEY SPIT IT IN THE SPIT BUCKET, AND I COME HOME, from Somm
THEY TELL ME THEY'RE GONNA BE A MASTER, from Somm
THEY WANT TO BE EXPERTS IN A GIVEN FIELD. from Somm
THEY WANT TO BE THE BEST THEY CAN BE IN A GIVEN FIELD. from Somm
THEY'LL SPEND THE WHOLE EVENING from Somm
THEY'RE BORN TO BE FATHERS, YOU KNOW? from Somm
THEY'RE FAST BALLS, THEY'RE READY TO GO. from Somm
THEY'RE GIVING YOU THEY'RE LIKE, "SO, HOW YOU FEEL?" from Somm
THEY'RE LIKE GUYS IN A LOCKER ROOM, WITH WINE BOTTLES. from Somm
THEY'RE NOT GONNA GO BACK TO THAT COURT. from Somm
THIS FIVE DAYS IS GONNA BE HORRIBLE, I CAN TELL. from Somm
THIS IS A ROUSANNE MARSANNE BLEND FROM THE HILL OF HERMITAGE. from Somm
THIS IS A WINE THAT, FOR YOU, DIDN'T HAVE MUCH OAK ON IT. from Somm
THIS IS ALL A SHEET OF ICE. THAT'S FUN. from Somm
THIS IS AS FAR AS WE GO? I DON'T THINK SO. from Somm
THIS IS CRAZY. IT IS CRAZY. from Somm
THIS IS HOW YOU HANDLE STRESS BEFORE A BIG TEST, from Somm
THIS IS JUST IT'S JUST PURE DEDICATION. from Somm
THIS IS MY WINE ONE. I THINK THAT YOU HAD SWITCHED THEM. from Somm
THIS IS NOT PRACTICE ANYMORE, YOU KNOW? from Somm
THIS IS SO UNREAL. from Somm
THIS IS THE SECOND YEAR DUSTIN AND I HAVE TAKEN IT TOGETHER, from Somm
THIS IS WHAT WINE NUMBER TWO IS, from Somm
THIS IS WHAT WINE NUMBER... TWO IS. from Somm
THIS SIDE'S WORKING, THIS SIDE'S CLOGGED, from Somm
THIS SUCKS. from Somm
THIS WHOLE PROCESS, YOU KNOW, from Somm
THIS WINE HAS A MODERATE PLUS INTENSITY, from Somm
THIS WINE HAS A MODERATE PLUS INTENSITY. from Somm
THIS WINE IS A BRIGHT RED RUBY COLOR, from Somm
THIS WINE IS FROM CALIFORNIA. from Somm
THIS WINE IS FROM FRANCE, THIS WINE IS FROM THE RHONE VALLEY, from Somm
THIS WINE IS FROM SONOMA COUNTY. from Somm
THIS WINE IS FROM SOUTH AUSTRALIA, from Somm
THIS WINE IS FROM THE NEW WORLD, FROM A WARM CLIMATE, from Somm
THIS WINE IS FROM THE NORTHERN RHONE VALLEY. from Somm
THIS WINE IS FROM THE NORTHERN RHONE. THIS IS SAINT JOSEPH, 2008, from Somm
THIS WINE IS FROM THE RHONE VALLEY. from Somm
THIS WINE IS FROM THE RUSSIAN RIVER VALLEY. from Somm
THIS WINE IS MEDIUM CLEAR. THE WINE IS BRIGHT. from Somm
THIS WINE IS VERY YOUNG, VERY BRIGHT, VERY YOUTHFUL. from Somm
THIS WINE IS YOUTHFUL. from Somm
THIS WINE IS, UH, FROM CLARE VALLEY, from Somm
THIS WINE IS... STAR BRIGHT. from Somm
THOSE GREAT IDEAS YOU HAVE AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING. from Somm
THREE WHITES AND THREE REDS... from Somm
TIME TO CLEAN IT UP FROM, UH, from Somm
TO BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE WORLD, from Somm
TO BE AN OUTSTANDING SOMMELIER, from Somm
TO BE AT AT ABOUT 48 TO 53 DEGREES. from Somm
TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. UM... from Somm
TO BECOME SO OBSESSED WITH THE SUBJECT from Somm
TO BUY THAT BOTTLE OF WINE. from Somm
TO CRITICIZE YOU FOR, BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU DID A GREAT JOB. from Somm
TO GET BACK TO A NORMAL LIFE WOULD BE PHENOMENAL. from Somm
TO GET THROUGH COLLEGE. from Somm
TO IMPRESS THE GREAT FRED DAME, RIGHT? from Somm
TO MAKE SOMETHING AMAZING OUT OF IT, YOU KNOW? from Somm
TO PASS THIS EXAMINATION. from Somm
TO PASSING HIS ADVANCED IN A YEAR. from Somm
TO SEE HOW THESE CANDIDATES RESPONDED from Somm
TODAY IT'S POSSIBLE I BECOME A MASTER SOMMELIER. from Somm
TOMORROW NIGHT, MIDNIGHT, SEE YOU THEN. from Somm
TREMBLING AS I'M ABOUT TO DEVOUR 'EM. from Somm
TWO AROMATIC WHITES TO START, WHICH ARE ALWAYS DIFFICULT. from Somm
TWO THOUSAND AND... 2009 VINTAGE. from Somm
UH, 1855 CLASSIFICATION CABERNET SAUVIGNON. from Somm
UH, A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT IT LATER, ALL RIGHT? from Somm
UH, AGAIN, GOT A PALER YELLOW HERE WITH GLINTS OF GREEN. from Somm
UH, IT WAS A BIG DEAL FOR BOTH OF US. from Somm
UH, STARTING GOING THROUGH THE COURT. from Somm
UH, THIS WINE IS FROM AUSTRALIA, from Somm
UH, UH, LEMON SEEDS, LITTLE BIT OF LIME SKIN. from Somm
UH, VILLAGE IN ANJOU THAT CAN ADD ITS NAME TO ANJOU VILLAGES. from Somm
UH... BOUTAGE. from Somm
UH... I'LL CALL THIS 2006. from Somm
UM, ANXIETY AND NERVOUSNESS MANIFESTS ITSELF from Somm
UM, BUT, UH, TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA LEAVE OUR CLOTHES ON. from Somm
UM, CAN BE CREATED BY FERMENTATION. from Somm
UM, I HAD AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. from Somm
UM, IT'S BURGUNDY. from Somm
UM, MAYBE DO ONE OR TWO MORE TASTINGS AND RELAX. from Somm
UM, NO EVIDENCE OF GAS OR SEDIMENT. from Somm
UM, OR YOU CAN KIND OF JUST, YOU KNOW, from Somm
UM, TO TRAVEL, TO SPEAK, UM, TO TEACH. from Somm
UM... from Somm
UM... from Somm
UM... IT IT YOU HAD ONE PART COMING IN, from Somm
UM... UH... IT'S GOOD. from Somm
UM... YOU DID OKAY THIS TIME. from Somm
UNDER A TREMENDOUS PRESSURE FROM TWO VERY DIFFICULT CUSTOMERS. from Somm
UNDERRIPE MELON, MELON SKIN. from Somm
UPON MY FOURTH ATTEMPT AT THE M.S. EXAM, from Somm
USUALLY, PEOPLE WITH A SPORTS BACKGROUND from Somm
VERSUS A FRESH VIOLET? from Somm
VERY GLOSSY, VERY EXTRACTED, LOTS OF GLYCEROL. from Somm
VERY, VERY LIGHT STANDING IN THE TEARS. from Somm
VISCOSITY IS MEDIUM PLUS. NO GAS, NO SEDIMENT. from Somm
WAIT, WHAT IS THAT FROM? from Somm
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, ONE MORE DOSE, from Somm
WAKING UP, HOW AM I GONNA PREPARE FOR THIS EXAM? from Somm
WANNA HAVE A COFFEE CHUGGING CONTEST? from Somm
WAS WHEN I PASSED THIS EXAM. from Somm
WAY TO GO, DAD! from Somm
WE ALL HAVE A FEAR OF BEING JUDGED. from Somm
WE ALL HAVE A FEAR OF FAILURE. from Somm
WE ALL OWE FRED, PERIOD. from Somm
WE ALWAYS THINK OF THIS WITH WINE: from Somm
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BONFIRE WITH ALL OF HIS NOTE CARDS. from Somm
WE ARE HERE, BROTHER. from Somm
WE CALL HIM SEÑOR SMOOTH. from Somm
WE CALL IAN DAD BECAUSE HE, UH, HE LOVES TO BE THE FATHER. from Somm
WE CELEBRATED, WE PARTIED. from Somm
WE HAD, LIKE, 13 OR 14 HOURS OF JUST STRAIGHT REVIEW. [ sighs ] from Somm
WE HAVE TEN DAYS LEFT. from Somm
WE SET UP A MOCK RESTAURANT ENVIRONMENT. from Somm
WE STILL HAVE THE CORE INTACT. from Somm
WE USE THE WORD "BLACK CURRANT BUD." from Somm
WE WANT COLD WINE. from Somm
WE WANT TO LIVE OUR LIVES AGAIN, from Somm
WE WANT TO SEE HIM CRUSH, BUT WE DON'T from Somm
WE WOULDN'T BE HERE IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM. from Somm
WE, UH, YOU KNOW, WE CAME CLOSE. WE GOT ONE MORE PIECE. from Somm
WE, UH... WE GOT THROUGH THAT THEORY PART, from Somm
WE... I DON'T KNOW. from Somm
WE'D BE, LIKE, CRYING IN THE FETAL POSITION. from Somm
WE'LL SEE IF MR. McCLINTIC HAS HIS, UH, HAS HIS WITS ABOUT HIM. from Somm
WE'LL START WHEN YOU'RE READY." from Somm
WE'LL TASTE THEM IN A MINUTE. I'M JUST VERY CONFUSED. I GO BACK TO THEM. from Somm
WE'RE AT THE CULMINATION OF THE BEST from Somm
WE'RE COMPLETELY DEPENDENT ON EACH OTHER, from Somm
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A TON OF TIME TO ACTUALLY GO ON A DATE. from Somm
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A VERY SERIOUS CONVERSATION, from Somm
WE'RE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN, from Somm
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FERMENTED G**** JUICE, RIGHT? from Somm
WE'RE TRYING TO FOCUS FOR THE EXAM, from Somm
WE'RE YOUR CHILDREN. WE ALWAYS WILL BE. from Somm
WE'VE GOT KIND OF CANDIED CITRUS HERE. from Somm
WE'VE GOT TO GO TALK TO THE OTHER BOYS. from Somm
WELL, AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT'S TRUE. from Somm
WELL, I'M READY TO GET UP, QUIT BEING A from Somm
WELL, LET'S SHOW IAN SOME RESPECT. from Somm
WELL, RELAX. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. from Somm
WELL, THERE'S SO MUCH HONOR IN TRYING. from Somm
WELL, THIS IS ONE OF THOSE INTERESTING MOMENTS IN A CAREER. from Somm
WELL, UH, YES, INDEED, UH... from Somm
WHAT ARE THE APPROVED QWPSR REGIONS OF ROMANIA? BULGARIA? from Somm
WHAT ARE THE THINGS THEY DID ALL DAY? from Somm
WHAT CAME OUT OF IT WERE THE MONKS, from Somm
WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO? YOU JUST CALL 'EM AND GO. from Somm
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEARN TO BLIND TASTE from Somm
WHAT I DO IS, I'LL TAKE A MAJOR MAP AREA from Somm
WHAT I TRIED TO INSPIRE IS THAT YOU ARE A WARRIOR, from Somm
WHAT I'VE LEARNED IS THAT YOU FINISH THAT UP, from Somm
WHAT KIND OF OPERATION YOU RUNNIN' HERE, SON? COLD! from Somm
WHAT TO EAT WITH EVERY DIFFERENT KIND OF WINE. from Somm
WHAT WE SET UP WAS AN ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE SITUATION from Somm
WHATEVER ISSUES YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, from Somm
WHATEVER YOU HOLD INSIDE YOU THAT'S NOT GOOD, from Somm
WHEN I FIRST MET DLYNN, from Somm
WHEN I FIRST STARTED IN THIS PROGRAM, I DIDN'T EVEN OWN A SUIT. from Somm
WHEN THE GUYS GET TOGETHER, from Somm
WHEN THEY GET ANNOUNCED AS MASTERS. from Somm
WHEN WE HAD THE OLDER WHITE BURGUNDY BEFORE, RIGHT? from Somm
WHEN YOU CAN'T SMELL ANYTHING, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? from Somm
WHEN YOU DIG INTO A SPECIFIC REGION OF THE WORLD, from Somm
WHEN YOU GET TO THAT POINT from Somm
WHEN YOU HIT THAT POINT AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT, from Somm
WHEN YOU LOOK GOOD, from Somm
WHEN YOU STUDY WINE, YOU STUDY HISTORY, from Somm
WHEN YOU WORK IN A RESTAURANT, IF YOU HAVE A TOUGH TABLE from Somm
WHEN YOU'RE PREPARING FOR THIS, AND I'LL BE HONEST, IT'S TOUGH, from Somm
WHERE A PANEL OF THE MASTERS BARRAGE YOU from Somm
WHERE HE BELONGS. CONGRATULATIONS. from Somm
WHERE I ASKED MYSELF WHETHER I WAS ACTUALLY WHY I WAS DOING IT. from Somm
WHERE IT'S ALMOST LIKE AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. from Somm
WHERE THE OLDEST VINEYARDS STILL MAKE WINE TODAY. from Somm
WHERE THERE IS AN ORANGE RIM. from Somm
WHERE THERE'S WINE AROUND YOU ALL THE TIME. from Somm
WHERE THEY JUST HAVE TO BE IT'S LIKE ANOTHER JOB. from Somm
WHERE WAS I... WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? from Somm
WHERE YOU'RE, LIKE, "OH, MY GOD, I KNOW THAT SMELL." from Somm
WHETHER THE WINE'S FROM A WARM CLIMATE OR A COOL CLIMATE, from Somm
WHEW. from Somm
WHICH FEELS LIKE YOU'RE WALKING, LIKE, FROM HANDS ACROSS AMERICA, from Somm
WHICH I'VE NEVER DONE IN MY LIFE TILL THAT POINT THEN, from Somm
WHICH IS GREAT, YOU KNOW? THIS IS AWESOME. from Somm
WHICH IS ONE OF THE OLDEST, from Somm
WHICH IS THE HIGHEST SCORER. from Somm
WHICH OF THESE IS LONGER: SPECIAL RESERVE OR EXTRA RESERVE? from Somm
WHITE FLOWERS, WHITE LILIES. NO EVIDENCE OF OAK. from Somm
WHITE WINE. THE WINE IS CLEAR. from Somm
WHO HAD A TEACHER WHO HAD A TEACHER. from Somm
WHO HAVE TAKEN THE EXAM AND ARE STILL NOT M.S.'s? from Somm
WHO MAKES GREAT SAMURAI SWORDS? from Somm
WHO SUPPLEMENTED COLLEGE WITH RESTAURANT JOBS. from Somm
WHY DO WE KEEP FINDING OURSELVES IN THIS POSITION, from Somm
WHY DO YOU CUT YOUR GARDEN HOSE IN THE FIRST PLACE? from Somm
WHY DON'T PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IN THIS, MAN? from Somm
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO TASTE, THEN? I MEAN, SHIT, FUCK. from Somm
WHY THAT'S BAD WHY THAT'S from Somm
WHY THAT'S GOOD AND WHY IT'S BAD THAT WE'RE DOING THIS IS, LIKE, from Somm
WINE EXPERIENCEMAGAZINE HAD JUST NAMED ME from Somm
WINE FIVE, I WAS TORN, DUDE. from Somm
WINE IS BONE DRY. from Somm
WINE IS DAY BRIGHT, from Somm
WINE IS DRY. FULL BODY. from Somm
WINE IS WELL BALANCED, UH, WITH A MEDIUM PLUS LENGTH, from Somm
WINE NUMBER FOUR IS A RED WINE. from Somm
WINE NUMBER ONE, I'M LIKE, IS THIS PINOT GRIGIO, from Somm
WINE NUMBER THREE IS A CLEAR, STAR BRIGHT WHITE WINE. from Somm
WINE NUMBER THREE IS MORE OF A MEDIUM GOLD, from Somm
WINE NUMBER TWO IS A CLEAR, STAR BRIGHT WHITE WINE from Somm
WINE NUMBER TWO IS A... from Somm
WINE NUMBER TWO IS SWEETER THAN WINE NUMBER ONE. from Somm
WINE ON ITS OWN IS NOT A COMPLICATED THING. from Somm
WINE ONE IS A WHITE WINE, CLEAR STAR BRIGHT. from Somm
WINE ONE IS A WHITE WINE. THE WINE IS CLEAR. THE WINE IS DAY BRIGHT. from Somm
WINE SIX HAD TANNIN THAT RIPPED MY FACE OFF. from Somm
WINE VISCOSITY IS... from Somm
WINE'S CLEAN, DEVELOPING... from Somm
WINE'S DRY. MEDIUM PLUS BODY. from Somm
WINES TODAY MUST HAVE STORIES, from Somm
WITH GREEN REFLECTIONS, MOVING INTO A WATERY MENISCUS. from Somm
WITH HIS TESTIMONIALS THROUGH THE TEST. from Somm
WITH REGARDS TO IAN, DUSTIN, AND MYSELF, from Somm
WITH SOME OF THE MOST OBSCURE QUESTIONS from Somm
WITH THIS DAY TO DAY ROUTINE, from Somm
WITH THOSE CANDIDATES THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE TRAINING FROM NOW ON, MASTER. OKAY? from Somm
WITH THOSE GUYS RIGHT NOW, I'LL TELL YOU THAT, THOUGH. from Somm
WITHIN THE SAME TEN MINUTES, from Somm
WITHOUT A THOUGHT OF A FLASH CARD. from Somm
WITHOUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE AROUND, SO WE DO OUR THING HERE, from Somm
Woman: DUSTIN REALIZED HE DIDN'T HAVE AN I.D. from Somm
Woman: HERE. NOW YOU CAN DEFINITIVELY... from Somm
Woman: I POURED THE REDS, BUT from Somm
WONDERFUL BLACK SERVIETTE D****D OVER HIS FOREARM, from Somm
WOW. WOW, THIS IS CRAZY. from Somm
WRAPPING AROUND MY LEG AND GRIPPING ONTO ME, from Somm
YEAH, I DID IT. from Somm
YEAH, I JUST I JUST IT'S JUST INTERESTING. from Somm
YEAH, I KIND OF DON'T WANT TO DO THE WINE NOW. from Somm
YEAH, IT'S NICE TO BE HERE. from Somm
YEAH, LIKE, YOU, LIKE, LICK ROCKS, from Somm
YEAH, THEY HOUND EACH OTHER PRETTY HARD, from Somm
YEAH, WILLY WILLY WILLY SHARROT from Somm
YEAH? from Somm
YEAH. THE SPIT BUCKET'S GROSS. from Somm
YES, INDEED. from Somm
YOU ALWAYS WANT TO HAVE A CHANCE TO BE BETTER THAN YOU ARE, from Somm
YOU AND ME? HMM? DIDN'T I JUST SEE YOU A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO? from Somm
YOU CALLED PYRAZINES. I WAS LOOKING FOR PYRAZINES. from Somm
YOU CAN BET ON THEORY YOU CAN BET ON SERVICE, TOO from Somm
YOU CAN CLICK DOWN FIVE DOMINOES, from Somm
YOU CAN EITHER, YOU KNOW, HAVE THE SPIT CUPS OUT, from Somm
YOU CAN PICTURE THIS KIND OF DUSTY OLD LEATHER SMELL, from Somm
YOU CAN THEN STORE INFORMATION THERE. from Somm
YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE ABOUT WINE. from Somm
YOU DID AN AWESOME JOB ON THAT THEORY, AND, UM, from Somm
YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE A SOMM. from Somm
YOU DON'T EVEN REALLY REMEMBER ANYTHING. from Somm
YOU DON'T HAVE TO STUDY THOSE BOOKS, SO THAT'S A GOOD THING, RIGHT? from Somm
YOU DON'T HEAR THE CROWD, YOU DON'T HEAR ANYTHING. from Somm
YOU DON'T JUST THROW UP YOUR HANDS, PACK YOUR BAGS, AND LEAVE. from Somm
YOU FEEL A LOT BETTER ON THAT BET IF SOMEBODY, from Somm
YOU FIND THIS AMUSING? THIS IS IT. from Somm
YOU GO BACK TO THE DESK FOR A QUICK SECOND. from Somm
YOU GUYS ARE ALL MY BEST FRIENDS, AND YOU UNDERSTAND. from Somm
YOU GUYS PUMPED? "WHOA, TEAM," ANYBODY? from Somm
YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE WINES ARE, EVEN WHEN YOU THINK YOU DO. from Somm
YOU HAVE THREE WHITES, THREE REDS from Somm
YOU HAVE TO YOU HAVE TO FIND A GREAT SUPPORT GROUP, A MENTOR, from Somm
YOU HAVE TO BE A MASTER SOMMELIER AT ALL TIMES. from Somm
YOU HAVE TO BE INCREDIBLE AN INCREDIBLE TASTER, from Somm
YOU HAVE TO DEMONSTRATE COOL, CALM, COLLECT, from Somm
YOU HAVE TO DO THE WINE AFTER YOU DID THAT WHOLE BIT, MAN, from Somm
YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY YOU HAVE from Somm
YOU HAVE TO STAY ON TOP OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE, from Somm
YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE GEOGRAPHY OF IT, from Somm
YOU HAVE YOUR PASSPORT? from Somm
YOU HAVE... WHAT DID I FORGET? from Somm
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S GONNA PLAY OUT. from Somm
YOU JUST GOT TASTING TO BANG ON NOW. from Somm
YOU JUST WANT TO GET IN THERE AND GET IT OVER WITH, from Somm
YOU KNOW HOW ROCKS OR MINERALS ARE A COMMON SMELL from Somm
YOU KNOW THAT YOUR SENSES AND YOUR UNDERSTANDING OF THE WINE from Somm
YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WINE, from Somm
YOU KNOW WHY I LIKE PEARL JAM? from Somm
YOU KNOW, BRIAN USED TO BE... HE WAS KIND OF A COLORADO BOY. from Somm
YOU KNOW, HE WAS THERE IN MY TOWN, IN ASPEN, from Somm
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA CHOOSE NOT TO GO OUT, from Somm
YOU KNOW, IF YOU TRY TO REMEMBER SOMETHING, from Somm
YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO DRINK THE WINE, from Somm
YOU KNOW, IT'S... from Somm
YOU KNOW, LIKE, OUR CUPS, OR BACK INTO A WINE GLASS. from Somm
YOU KNOW, RACHEL'S BEEN WATCHING ME DO THIS from Somm
YOU KNOW, SHE DESERVES A HUSBAND. from Somm
YOU KNOW, TASTING, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO from Somm
YOU KNOW, USUALLY WE TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF, from Somm
YOU KNOW, WE... GOT TO GO HOME TO OUR WIVES, from Somm
YOU KNOW, YOU'VE JUST YOU'VE GOT TO STAY IN IT from Somm
YOU KNOW? I DO HAVE A WIFE, I'VE BEEN TOLD. from Somm
YOU LIKE THE LITTLE TRAP I LAID FOR YOU? YOU SURE FELL FOR IT. from Somm
YOU LIKE...? from Somm
YOU MISS A LOT OF A LOT OF LIFE MOMENTS GO BY from Somm
YOU PASSED THEORY. WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY. from Somm
YOU PUNISHED YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU WENT TO THE OLD WORLD. from Somm
YOU THINK I'M GONNA WEAR A WRINKLED TIE? from Somm
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S IN THE GLASS, from Somm
YOU USUALLY SEE ARE YOUR WINES SITTIN' THERE, from Somm
YOU WAKE UP, AND WHAT IS YOUR FIRST THOUGHT? from Somm
YOU WOULD PROBABLY LIKE YOUR WHITE WINE OR ROSEÉ WINE from Somm
YOU WOULD SAY, "THREE BACTERIAL DISEASES ARE, from Somm
YOU'RE A MASTER SOMMELIER AT THIS POINT. from Somm
YOU'RE A VERY GOOD TASTER. ALL THE THINGS ARE THERE. from Somm
YOU'RE CONFIDENT, YOU FEEL GOOD. from Somm
YOU'RE DESCRIBING THE STRUCTURE, THE BODY, THE ALCOHOL, from Somm
YOU'RE DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID, ALL RIGHT? from Somm
YOU'RE DOING EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. from Somm
YOU'RE DRIVING DOWN THIS ROAD, from Somm
YOU'RE EACH GONNA DO TWO WINES. from Somm
YOU'RE FOLLOWING SOME OF THE MOST DEDICATED, OBSESSED PEOPLE. from Somm
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH THE GRID. from Somm
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A VERY, VERY DIFFICULT TIME from Somm
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE EXACTLY THE SAME KIND OF FEELINGS, from Somm
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE WORKING WITH TASTING. from Somm
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE WORKING WITH THOSE, UH, from Somm
YOU'RE JUST MANIC. IT'S CRAZY. from Somm
YOU'RE LEARNING ABOUT THE HISTORY OF THE CULTURE, THE FOOD. from Somm
YOU'RE LEARNING ABOUT THE PEOPLE, from Somm
YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD. from Somm
YOU'RE NOT IRONING YOUR TIE. from Somm
YOU'RE NOT JUST LEARNING ABOUT THE G****S OR THE VINES, from Somm
YOU'RE WORKING SO HARD, PEOPLE TELL YOU, YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT. from Somm
YOU'VE GOT ABOUT EIGHT MINUTES TO DO THESE TWO WINES, from Somm
YOU'VE GOT HOW MANY DAYS LEFT THERE, CHAMP? from Somm
YOU'VE GOT THAT THING. YEAH. YOU'RE NOT QUITE OVER IT NOW, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE. from Somm
YOU'VE IMPROVED DRAMATICALLY. THAT'S WHAT'S IMPORTANT. from Somm
YOU'VE NEVER SMELLED THAT BEFORE? from Somm
YOU'VE SLEPT, LIKE, 15 HOURS. from Somm
YOUR COMMENT, "THE ONLY THING THAT COMES TO MIND..." from Somm
YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE IT'S IN GOOD SHAPE, NICE AND SHAVED. from Somm
YOUR HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND DISAPPEARS, from Somm
YOUR LIFE GETS BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER, from Somm
YOUR NOSE IS NOT BAD ENOUGH." from Somm
YOUR TASTING, YOU STILL NEED TO TAKE AGAIN, UNFORTUNATELY. from Somm
YOUR TASTINGS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN VERY FLUID. from Somm
2009, RIESLING, HIGH QUALITY PRODUCER. from Somm
'01. I CALLED '01 TOO. from Somm
'KAY. WE ALL WORK OUR BUTTS OFF, SERIOUSLY. from Somm
"SAM! FRODO!" "MR. FRODO!" from Somm
[ chuckling ] SO HE'S THERE TODAY, from Somm
[ chuckling ] VERY INTRIGUING. WHY DO YOU from Somm
[ laughing ] IAN IS, UH... SITTING IN FRONT OF SKYPE, WAITING FOR ME TO CALL HIM. from Somm
[ sighs ] HOW ARE YOU? from Somm
[ speaking German ] [ speaking German phrase ] from Somm
[ speaking German ] [ speaking German phrase ] from Somm
[ tapping glass ] DAD HAS THE FLOOR. from Somm
ALCOHOL IS HIGH. HIGH. from Somm
All: DAD! DEAR OLD DAD. from Somm
All: DAD! I'M GETTING EMOTIONAL. from Somm
AND THEN IT JUST GOES FREE RUN GRAVITY DOWN. YEAH, DOWN THERE. from Somm
AND THEY'RE READY FOR YOU. AM I GOING THROUGH THE GRID? from Somm
AND WHAT DID YOU DECIDE? SMOKED MEAT. from Somm
ARE WE IN AGREEMENT THAT SIX IS AN OLDER WINE? YEAH. from Somm
ARE YOU DOING RELAXATION TECHNIQUES? ABSOLUTELY NOT. from Somm
ARE YOU STICKIN' WITH YOUR NORTHERN RHONE CALL, OR...? OF COURSE! I CAN'T CALL from Somm
CAN'T DO THAT. THAT HURT. [ chuckles ] HERE. from Somm
CANNED PEACHES. LITTLE BIT OF PEACH SLIGHTLY OXIDIZED WHITE PEACH. from Somm
CAUBLER'S TRYING TO TALK ME OUT OF IT. SHIT'S NORTHERN RHONE. from Somm
COME ON. NO, I'M OKAY. from Somm
CONGRATULATIONS. THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. from Somm
DID YOU CALL ALBARIÑO? ALBARIÑO, YEAH. from Somm
DO YOU FEEL READY? I FEEL READY. from Somm
DO YOU WANT TO DO THE WINE? LET HIM ROCK THE WINE. LET IAN ROCK THE WINE. from Somm
DOES SHE WANNA STEP IT UP? YOU WANT THE WHOLE THING? from Somm
DOESN'T THAT SOUND GOOD? SOUNDS GOOD. from Somm
DON'T KNOW. YOU DON'T KNOW? YOU'RE NOT CONFIDENT? from Somm
DUDE, IT'S ALL GOOD. IT JUST GETS TO A POINT WHEN IT'S JUST IRRITATING. from Somm
FEEL GOOD. GLAD IT'S OVER? from Somm
FORTY YEARS! WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU, from Somm
GENTLEMEN, GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING. from Somm
GIVE YOU EVERYTHING I GOT. THAT'S WHAT I EXPECT. from Somm
GO WITH YOUR HEART, DUDE. I'M NOT GONNA CONTINUE. from Somm
GOOD NIGHT. ALL RIGHT, GOOD WORK. 'BYE. from Somm
GREEN PINEAPPLE. AND PALATE? from Somm
HAD A FEELING YOU WERE COMING FOR ME. WHY? from Somm
HE WAS MESSING WITH ME, AS USUAL. RIGHT. from Somm
HERE'S TO DAD. ONE, TWO, THREE. from Somm
HERE'S TO DAD. TO DAD. from Somm
HEY, BABY. HI. from Somm
HIGH. THIS IS VIOGNIER FROM FRANCE, from Somm
HOW DO WE LIKE IT, GENE? COLD! from Somm
I CALLED BAROLO. WHAT YEAR? from Somm
I CALLED FOUR AND FIVE BOTH ITALIAN, ACTUALLY. THAT WHAT YOU DID? from Somm
I CALLED RIOJA. DID YOU? I DIDN'T GET AMERICAN OAK. from Somm
I FEEL READY. YEAH. from Somm
I GOT G****FRUIT. I DIDN'T LOOK FOR IT. THEY HIT ME IN THE FACE. from Somm
I JUST WANT COLD WINE. NOW HE'S TRYING TO BRIBE US WITH FREE DRINKS! from Somm
I KNOW. HEY WE BRING IT ON EACH OTHER. from Somm
I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUN FLIGHT. IT'S DIABOLICAL. from Somm
I WANT YOU TO FUCKIN' GO FOR IT. OKAY, IT'S A RED WINE. from Somm
I WAS JUST REPEATING IT. WHY DON'T YOU FINISH IT UP? from Somm
I'LL BE NICE AND POLISHED UP FOR THE EXAM, THOUGH. EXCELLENT. from Somm
I'M ALL RIGHT, MAN. HOW YOU FEELIN'? from Somm
I'M CONFIDENT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. OKAY. FAIR ENOUGH. from Somm
IAN... IAN IS... IS TRACING MAPS AND... from Somm
IF YOU WANNA DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT. THE CHILDREN ARE ACTING UP. from Somm
IS IT NORTHERN? IT'S NORTHERN RHONE. from Somm
IS THIS CHENIN? I CALLED CHENIN ON WINE ONE. from Somm
IS THIS PO IS THIS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME. from Somm
IT WAS SUPER LIMEY TO ME. I WANT TO GO PLAY FLAG FOOTBALL from Somm
IT'S A LITTLE SCRUFFLY TODAY. A LITTLE SCRUFFY TODAY? from Somm
IT'S EXACTLY THE WAY YOU NEED TO TASTE. FANTASTIC. from Somm
JUST DON'T MAKE IT HARDER THAN IT IS. THANK YOU. from Somm
LEMON CURD. REALLY RIPE LEMON, CANDIED LEMON. from Somm
LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT FOR NOW. YOU CAN REVISIT IT OKAY, THAT'S NO PROBLEM. from Somm
MAYBE. LET ME TRY THAT. SEE, CO OO OLD. COLD. from Somm
MEDIUM MINUS. MEDIUM. from Somm
MEDIUM PLUS? DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE MY CALL? from Somm
MEDIUM PLUS. I'D CALL VISCOSITY HIGH ON THIS AS WELL. from Somm
NEBBIOLO. I CALLED NEBBIOLO. from Somm
NICE JOB. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME. from Somm
NO SIGNS OF OAK. LIGHT HINT OF OAK ON THE PALATE. from Somm
NO, IT'S ALL GOOD. NO, HE LIKES "DAD." HE KNOWS HE'S DAD. from Somm
NO, NO, NO. IF HE WANTS TO CONTINUE, HE CAN CALL IT. LET HIM ROCK THE WINE. from Somm
NO, THAT WOULD SUCK, WOULDN'T IT? THAT WOULD SUCK. from Somm
NO. WE GOT IT RIGHT. REALLY? COULD YOU SHOW ME ? from Somm
NOTE CARDS. FLASH CARDS. from Somm
OH, YOU READY FOR THIS? HELL YEAH, MAN. LET'S DO IT. from Somm
OHH! THANKS, JAY. YOU'RE WELCOME, BROTHER. from Somm
OKAY. LATER, BUDDY. from Somm
OKAY. I CALLED IT BAROLO. WINE SIX I CALLED BAROLO. from Somm
OTHERWISE IT'S ANOTHER YEAR. WANNA WAIT ANOTHER YEAR? NO. from Somm
PINK WINE. PINK WINE. WONDERFUL. from Somm
READY? YEP. WHEN YOU'RE READY, YOU'RE READY. from Somm
REALLY? WHAT'D YOU CALL IT? from Somm
REMEMBER, THIS IS THE MASTERS. RIGHT. from Somm
RIGHT? YEAH. from Somm
SIX, DID YOU REALLY SMELL AMERICAN OAK? NO. [ chuckles ] from Somm
SO, HOW ARE YOU THIS WEEK? I'M OKAY. from Somm
TAKE IT HOME. OKAY, THERE'S MEAT ON THIS WINE. from Somm
THANK YOU SO MUCH. YOU'RE WELCOME. from Somm
THANKS. HERE'S YOUR TIE AND YOUR PIN, SIR. from Somm
THAT SUCKS,DUDE. DUDE, SHIT! from Somm
THAT WAS A CRUEL FLIGHT. IT WAS. from Somm
THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YES, I'M READY. from Somm
THAT'S SO REFRESHING, ALL RIGHT, EXCELLENT. from Somm
THE NOSE OF THE WINE IS CLEAN... CLEAN, YOUTHFUL. from Somm
THERE'S A LOT OF MAKING FUN OF EACH OTHER. IT'S LIKE WINE GEEKS UNITE. from Somm
THIS IS CONDRIEU. I THINK THIS WINE IS FROM FRANCE. from Somm
THIS IS HELPFUL. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. from Somm
THIS IS WHAT THIS WINE IS. IT'S NEW WORLD, CHARD. YEP. from Somm
TO TO CELSIUS? COLD. from Somm
TO DAD? TO DAD. from Somm
TWO AND THREE. DID I FLIP FLOP 'EM? from Somm
VERY COLD. COLD. from Somm
VERY. HOW'D YOU THINK YOU DID THERE? from Somm
VISCOSITY IS... MEDIUM PLUS. from Somm
WE'LL DO IT AGAIN. WE'LL DO IT AGAIN. from Somm
WE'RE TOTALLY LOST NOW. WE'RE MORE CONFUSED THAN BEFORE. from Somm
WELL DONE. APPRECIATE IT. from Somm
WELL DONE. THANKS, MAN. from Somm
WELL, HAVE A SEAT. THANK YOU. from Somm
WELL, THIS WINE IS DRY. THE WINE IS DRY. from Somm
WHAT FLIGHT, SIR? UH, 305. from Somm
WHAT?! OH, MY GOD! from Somm
WHAT'D YOU CALL IT? ONE, I CALLED BEAUJOLAIS. from Somm
WHAT'D YOU CALL THAT? I CALLED IT RIOJA. from Somm
WHO IS IT? OGIER. from Somm
WINE ONE IS CLARE VALLEY RIESLING. GOOD. from Somm
WINE THREE. UH, WINE THREE, I CALLED ALBARIÑO. from Somm
Woman: EVERYBODY STRUGGLED WITH THIS. REALLY? from Somm
YEAH, I'M STRESSED OUT. HAVE YOU TALKED TO ANYONE? from Somm
YEAH, WATER HOSE. FRESH CUT WATER HOSE. I SAY THAT ALL THE TIME. from Somm
YEAH. DIDN'T WE HAVE A VERY HARD CONVERSATION? from Somm
YEAH. WELL, MAYBE NOT TODAY. from Somm
YEAH. YEAH? HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT IT? from Somm
YOU CAN'T FRESHLY CUT A GARDEN HOSE. JUST SAY SYNTHETIC RUBBER. from Somm
YOU KNOW HOW YOU SPELL COLD, SON? C O L D. from Somm
YOU KNOW WHAT CONVERSION IS? PARDON? from Somm
YOU READY? READY AS I'M GONNA BE. from Somm
YOU'VE GOT TEN DAYS. ALL RIGHT. from Somm
...WE CALLED COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS ON THREE WINES. from Somm
'CAUSE HE IS GOING TO WANT TO JUST POUND FLASH CARDS, from Somm
'CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU DID A GREAT JOB. from Somm
'CAUSE I'M ROOMIN' WITH CAUBLE. from Somm
'CAUSE ONE OF US CAN'T BE RIGHT, from Somm
'CAUSE SHE IS, UH... from Somm
'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU CAN EXPLAIN TO A GUEST. from Somm
'CAUSE THE THIRD ONE IS A CHARDONNAY. from Somm
'CAUSE THERE'S ENOUGH STRESS from Somm
'CAUSE TWO OF US ARE HAPPY FOR THAT PERSON, from Somm
"AW, SAM." from Somm
"DAMING" IT MEANS THAT YOU JUST SMELL IT, from Somm
"HONEY, IF YOU DON'T PASS IT THIS TIME, WE NEED TO TALK." from Somm
"I WILL START THE CLOCK WHEN YOU TOUCH YOUR FIRST WINE. from Somm
"IS HE ALWAYS LIKE THIS?" IT'S LIKE, "YEAH, HE IS." from Somm
"IT'S BEEN AN HONOR," WHICH IT HAS. from Somm
"OH, BRIAN'S GONNA COME UP AND CALL THE SAME WINES! WE'RE GONNA FEEL GREAT!" from Somm
"OH, HE MUST BE A NATURAL WINE TASTER." from Somm
"OH, I KNOW THIS HORSE, I KNOW THAT JOCKEY. THEY'RE GONNA DO GOOD." from Somm
"OKAY, THAT'S WHAT JASMINE SMELLS LIKE. from Somm
"THIS IS SOMETHING THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN'T DO," from Somm
"WELL, BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN GRUÜNER. from Somm
"WELL, IT HAS A LEMON PEEL NOTE." from Somm
"WELL, THANK YOU FOR COMING HERE. HOW DO YOU FEEL?" from Somm
"YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THAT FLASH CARD." from Somm
[ all laughing ] from Somm
[ applause ] from Somm
[ breathes audibly ] from Somm
[ cheers and applause ] from Somm
[ deep breath ] CRUSHED APPLES... UNDERRIPE GREEN MANGO. from Somm
[ dramatic Australian accent ] THE REGIONS OF ALSACE LORRAINE from Somm
[ exhales heavily ] UH, FALLING APART HERE. from Somm
[ faux Australian accent ] HEY, MATE, STAY FOCUSED. from Somm
[ faux Australian accent ] HEY, MATE, YOU WANT ANOTHER WINE, from Somm
[ German accent ] WE START WITH THE... [ speaks German phrase ] from Somm
[ imitating hobbits ] "I LOVE YOU, SAM." "I LOVE YOU, FRODO." from Somm
[ imitating Pearl Jam lyrics ] from Somm
[ inhales deeply ] from Somm
[ inhales sharply ] ALCOHOL. from Somm
[ laughing ] from Somm
[ laughing ] from Somm
[ laughing ] OH, MY GOD! from Somm
[ laughing ] YEAH, I DID. from Somm
[ normal voice ] THIS IS FUN STUFF. from Somm
[ reciting quietly ] from Somm
[ reciting quietly ] from Somm
[ shouting and chattering ] from Somm
[ shouting and cheering ] from Somm
[ sighs ] UH, WHEN DUSTIN AND I PASSED, from Somm
[ speaking French ] from Somm
[ speaking German ] from Somm
[ speaking German ] from Somm
[ speaking German ] from Somm
[ speaking Italian ] from Somm
[ speaks German word ] DID I SAY THAT? from Somm
[ tearful, emotional laughter ] from Somm
[1] PIERCE'S DISEASE, [2] CROWN GALL, [3] BACTERIAL BLIGHT." from Somm
[EXHALES] FLAILING HERE. UM... from Somm
[INHALES SHARPLY] WHOO! from Somm
[LAUGHING] YOU MADE IT. ALL THAT HARD WORK. from Somm
♪ 'CAUSE I WANNA KNOW IT'S RIGHT ♪ from Somm
♪ 'CAUSE I WANT YOU from Somm
♪ ALL THE ANSWERS YOU HAVE ♪ from Somm
♪ ALL THE ANSWERS YOU HAVE ♪ from Somm
♪ AND I'VE WATCHED YOU GROW ♪ from Somm
♪ AND STUCK IN MY HEAD from Somm
♪ AND UNEARTH YOUR FATE from Somm
♪ BOTH WRONG, YET BOTH RIGHT ♪ from Somm
♪ BOTH WRONG, YET BOTH RIGHT ♪ from Somm
♪ BUT I'LL STAY HERE AND FIGHT ♪ from Somm
♪ BUT NIGHT ALWAYS FALLS from Somm
♪ BUT YOUR DOUBT STILL SUSTAINS ♪ from Somm
♪ DRINK WITH ME, TALK TO ME ♪ from Somm
♪ FILL UP OUR CUPS from Somm
♪ I CONTEMPLATE MY REASONS ♪ from Somm
♪ I HOPE THAT YOU KNOW from Somm
♪ I KICK MYSELF FOR BALKING ♪ from Somm
♪ I MIGHT JUST BE DEMENTED from Somm
♪ I'M FINE ON THE FLOOR from Somm
♪ I'M FINE ON THE FLOOR ♪ from Somm
♪ I'M NOT DONE BEING YOURS ♪ from Somm
♪ LET'S WORK PAST THE PAST ♪ from Somm
♪ LIVE IN WHITE WALLS from Somm
♪ OBSESSION IS THE REASON ♪ from Somm
♪ PLEASE DRINK WITH ME NOW ♪ from Somm
♪ SUN SHINES SOME DAYS from Somm
♪ TELL ME YOUR SCORES from Somm
♪ THAT I LAY AWAKE IN BED ♪ from Somm
♪ THE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING ♪ from Somm
♪ THE LAST THING AT NIGHT ♪ from Somm
♪ THERE'S NO BLACK OR WHITE ♪ from Somm
♪ THERE'S NO BLACK OR WHITE ♪ from Somm
♪ UNLATCH THE GATE from Somm
♪ WE MUST TALK SOME MORE from Somm
♪ WE MUST TALK SOME MORE from Somm
♪ WHEN I SHOULD HAVE SAID THAT I WANT YOU ♪ from Somm
♪ WILL BE QUESTIONED TONIGHT ♪ from Somm
♪ WILL BE QUESTIONED TONIGHT ♪ from Somm
♪ WITHOUT YOU I GET LONELY ♪ from Somm
♪ YOU CAN SLEEP ON MY BED ♪ from Somm
♪ YOU CAN SLEEP ON MY BED ♪ from Somm
♪ YOU DREAM LIFE IN COUNTRYSIDE ♪ from Somm
♪ YOU'RE PERFECTLY FLAWED from Somm
♪ YOUR POTENTIAL REMAINS from Somm
♪ YOUR VINTAGE IS RARE from Somm