Countdown Edit

About what compelled us to wanna know when we're gonna die.

Accept the terms of our fate.

Actually, no.

Ah!

Ah.

All right, gang. Here we go.

All right! Yeah! Yeah.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. I'll be right back.

All right. Thanks.

All right. We're on Yelp. Doc's Wireless.

All right. You got 15 minutes. Phone?

All we need to do is beat the clock by one second.

Also, we closed a half hour ago. So...

Amy, I need an updated vitals check on Mrs. Klein.

And he asks her if she can tell him, will he survive the battle?

And he lived to 94. So, I'm good.

And he swears to her, "The angel of death is coming for me."

And I get it.

And I haven't matched with anybody in a while. So, no.

And I mean the type of crazy where I just found out I'm gonna die,

And I was so sick of my mom's shit,

And I will pray it doesn't.

And I...

And I'm the one that gets to live to be 95.

And if I had just told her,

And it feels...

And it's like it's feeding off of my fears.

And it's playing this game of cat and mouse, and I can feel it.

And it's toying with me and it's playing with me.

And let me guess. Now that you have it, you're leaving?

And maybe I feel like taking a white man with me.

And nine minutes later I crashed my car and a tree branch went through her seat.

And now I'm talking to myself.

And now it's saying that I'm gonna die during that surgery, so...

And one drunk driver later,

And since it's your fault I'm stuck being babysat by Mrs. Talbot,

And that Dr. Sullivan is this integral...

And that number is the exact moment of his death.

And the hospital.

And then it's cleanup on aisle five.

And we practically lived at the hospital.

And we're just supposed to be like, "Hang on, I need a sec"?

And whoever is gonna die first has to finish all the drinks on the table.

And you don't look anything like yours.

And you know Dr. Sullivan.

And?

And...

And...

Any attempt to use information derived from Countdown to alter the user's fate

Anything else I can help you with?

Anyway, it's called Countdown.

Are we not playing the game anymore?

Are you bleeding?

Are you okay?

Are you still good?

As long as she's not too far gone.

Babe, you can't drive. You're wasted.

Baby, I swear, I'm not gonna kill you.

Because an app told you you only have one day to live?

Because I have all the time in the world.

Because if we go there,

Because now we know what we're dealing with.

Because only the government and the Illuminati have access to Antarctica.

Because that app said she was gonna die in nine minutes,

Because we downloaded it.

Better not.

Big time.

Bitch!

Bless this salt.

Bullshit.

But at the same time,

But demons, whoo!

But his brother doesn't die.

But I can get you a 15, maybe 20% discount.

But I don't know. That's why I wanted to talk to an expert.

But I don't think anybody here wants to die, right?

But I know someone who might be a little better...

But I want it to be true.

But it knew we were gonna crash.

But just so we're clear,

But not to kill him, to torment him

But rain check.

But she assures him Death is not coming for him.

But she didn't, right? What does that tell you about your app?

But she warns him,

But she was tough.

But the app said that's when I was going to die, so I canceled.

But this app seems like a modern version of what the old gypsy lady did.

But we're under a lot of pressure.

But you cornering me in my office like that,

But you use it for "mostly texting and Facebook."

But you're gonna be fine, I promise.

Can I get a hallelujah high five?

Can I talk to you for a sec?

Can I talk to you?

Can we get some service out here?

Can't just dangle the word "psycho" and not tell me.

Can't we just do counseling, or transfer her...

Change hers first.

Close your eyes and say, "Marco."

Come find me.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. It's coming. It's coming.

Come on. I never ask for anything.

Come on. Let's leave the car here.

Coming to the house, Quinny?

Correct. I got this.

Countdown, I think.

Court?

Court?

Courtney, come on! I'm fine! Get in the car!

Courtney?

Courtney. Courtney, come on.

Crazy bitch! What the hell was that thing?

Curses come from the devil and his servants.

Dad went on his work trip.

Demons.

Did the kid in 237 show you that, too?

Did you get evicted or something?

Did you get the code?

Did you read it?

Did you see that? It saved him.

Do you believe in demons?

Do you know how to do that, or do you guys know someone who could?

Do you know, demons are mentioned in 19 of the 27 books of the Bible?

Do you wanna be alone tonight?

Does it hurt?

Does that mean you know how to hack into an app?

Doesn't matter. I'll tell the cops how you lured me back here.

Don't be such a little beyotch.

Don't do that. Don't try to make me feel bad to get what you want.

Don't make it worse by lying.

Don't touch me!

Don't worry. She's one of our best interns.

Don't!

Don't. 95 is way too old.

Dr. Sullivan told us what happened.

Dress us in Your armor, Lord,

Drink!

Drop you at your car?

Dude, seriously?

Dude, we're still here. Come on, man.

Dude.

Easy, easy, easy. There you go.

Easy. Welcome back. We got cake for you.

Easy. You're gonna be okay.

Emily, our hospital administrator,

Enough to kill you three times, you piece of shit!

Evan. I told you that's off limits.

Every time you walk into a patient's room, you make them smile.

Except for the fact that my car is right over there.

Father John!

Fifty seven years. That'll make me... 98.

Figures.

Fine.

Fine. Whatever!

First day as an RN, and I'm already messing up.

First days are hard.

Follow me! Come on! Clock's ticking, everybody!

Follow me.

For everything.

For what?

Forget it. You'll think I'm a psycho.

Forty years, 50?

From what I've read online about hauntings,

From where, a plane?

Gerry, don't agree to that.

Get away from her.

Get off of me!

Give me two minutes.

Go back to hell.

God has a plan for all of us.

God. Ever since Mom died,

Goddammit! Sorry.

Gonna hold you to that rain check.

Good news: curses can be broken.

Good point.

Good. Right. Come on.

Good. Serves him right.

Got another credit card?

Got it. Got it. Got it.

Great. All right. We'll pick you up Saturday.

Great. Come on. Clock's ticking, guys!

Great. Well, I just have one question.

Ha! Check it out.

Hallelujah! I'm starving.

Hang on.

Happy birthday, Mom.

Have any of you heard about this new app that tells you when you're gonna die?

Have they packed up his room yet?

Have you ever done anything like this before?

He did?

He had this toy that I really wanted.

He has the app.

He just needed a minute to himself.

He knows.

He let me go...

He sends his little brother instead.

He's gone.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello. Hi.

Hello. I'm the manager. Something I can help you with, miss?

Help! Help!

Help! Help!

Help! I need help.

Here you go.

Here!

Hers is three minutes shorter. See?

Hey, buddy, do you want me to get you some help?

Hey, come here.

Hey, Dad. So, um, you know, this thing on Saturday,

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, hey. It's okay.

Hey, if you're gonna do it, do it now.

Hey, kid, use another stall.

Hey, Nurse Amy?

Hey, question for you guys.

Hey, Quinn. Can I talk to you for a second?

Hey, Quinny.

Hey, Scott.

Hey, that's me.

Hey, track with me.

Hey, you all right... Jesus. You're good.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey!

Hey! I'm talking to you!

Hey! Watch where you're going!

Hey.

Hey. I told you you can't keep coming in here.

Hey. I'm at work. Can I call you back?

Hey. If you have any time on Saturday,

Hey. It's okay.

Hey. Look at me.

Hey. What app was she talking about?

Hey. What's going on?

Hmm. I think I should go.

Hold on. How long do you guys think the Marvel Universe will last?

Holy shit. It's working. Look at his phone.

How are we supposed to do that?

How I had to kill you out of self defense.

How is that good?

Huh?

I am.

I can do anything.

I can hear you breathing.

I can't believe you got that freaked out by a cockroach.

I can't imagine why. You always put it down with such grace?

I can't stop thinking about how things could've gone that day.

I canceled something, too, a trip with my sister and my dad.

I checked with the hospital, and it turns out I do have to work.

I cornered you?

I did? Do you think I'll be able to find another one, or...

I didn't mean to scare you.

I didn't see this one coming.

I didn't think I could feel any worse.

I don't believe this. He is the one who cornered me.

I don't feel good about this.

I don't get it.

I don't know what your data plan is,

I don't know. I was thinking of trying it.

I don't think God intends us to know that.

I don't usually jump into bed with girls that I just met off of an app.

I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die.

I don't want that on my phone.

I don't want to, but you just saw what happened.

I dropped it.

I felt obligated to come clean and tell them the truth.

I get mine at Costco.

I got 22 years. YOLO!

I got 71 years left.

I got some good news today.

I got you, babe.

I gotta tell you something. Now that we know each other a little bit,

I guess anything's possible, Ger.

I had to come home to grab some stuff for work.

I hate when you do this.

I have an idea.

I have to protect myself and my practice.

I have to stop at the hospital first.

I haven't worked here that long,

I just really wanna finish my paperwork.

I just want you to know

I know it's real,

I know what happened.

I know.

I know.

I know. I said the same thing.

I know. It's sad.

I know. Let's get out of here.

I like it.

I like this.

I love this app.

I love this stuff.

I love you too, Quinny.

I love you, Jordan.

I love you, too. Bye.

I love you.

I love your profile pic and I cannot wait to see the real thing in person.

I mean, come on. I see the way you look at me.

I mean, I don't want you guys to... of course.

I mean, it is that, but...

I mean, just a random number with a countdown?

I mean, that's kind of what got me into the cloth in the first place.

I mean, the Bible is like the ultimate graphic novel.

I mean, yes. It's hard to believe,

I mean...

I miss you too, baby.

I miss you.

I need a new phone.

I need that. What's that called?

I personally know...

I put you in that position.

I ran six miles this morning. How many did you run?

I really wanna kiss you right now.

I saw him, and he started talking to me.

I should get back to work.

I stole my dying brother's toy.

I suppose I'll call you.

I think I might.

I think Mom would be happy we're spending our last few minutes together.

I think that there's gotta be something there that could tell us.

I think that's a good idea.

I think the IV pump just needs to be reset.

I think you're gonna be A okay. Look at me.

I thought I could stay here.

I thought...

I told you I'd always be with you.

I told you I'm walking.

I told you, it's just not a good time.

I tried, but that asshole beat me to it!

I understand why you did what you did.

I use it to kill weeds.

I wanna know. What's it called?

I want my job back.

I wanted to thank you for helping my sister.

I was jealous of all the attention that he was getting.

I was just looking.

I was just scared.

I was looking for you.

I was supposed to take a train tomorrow to go see my aunt,

I went to Catholic high school for four years. I'm sure.

I'll always be with you.

I'll be in the closed wing.

I'll let you two at it.

I'll see you soon.

I'm already running late to my Tinder date,

I'm gonna go get him. Just hang on. Hold on.

I'm gonna make a big circle. Ten, 15 feet. Come on.

I'm gonna send it to you guys.

I'm gonna shirt on.

I'm gonna use the ladies' room.

I'm happy with my 86.

I'm just glad no one else is gonna get hurt.

I'm just trying to stop something before it escalates, that's all.

I'm kidding.

I'm not going anywhere. I will be right there.

I'm officially a nurse.

I'm okay. I'm actually headed out. I have a really early morning.

I'm out. I'm not messing with that.

I'm proud of you.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry you're stuck with Mrs. Talbot, but you can't stay here.

I'm sorry, but no.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I don't mean to be geeking out on you. Just ahh!

I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

I'm starting to hear things and see things.

I'm sure you do.

I've been thinking a lot about what Father John said

I've recommended an immediate suspension.

If he dies before he's supposed to, it'll break the curse!

If I could just see the code, I think I would know for sure.

If only I had followed through with how I really felt in that moment.

If you can foil the clock, prove it wrong,

If you can prove him a liar, you can break the curse.

If you could just... wait till I run the card...

If you help us, these are yours.

In fact, he goes on to lead the army to victory.

Is everything okay?

Is it this one?

Is that slice number three?

Is that why you've been acting like such a freak show?

Isn't that how you get fat?

It is not your fault some drunk asshole ran a red light.

It knew, all right? It was right about her.

It says you only have one day left.

It should lift the curse from anyone suffering from it.

It should... buy you the time you need.

It told me I violated the user agreement.

It was a simple misunderstanding, that's all.

It was just a nightmare.

It was Kate's...

It was my fault.

It was really nice meeting...

It was up to the prince to lead the army into battle.

It won't let you delete it!

It worked.

It's a great idea. It's just horrible execution.

It's an app that tells you when you're gonna die.

It's either him or you.

It's fake. Like the Holocaust, huh?

It's fine. I'm sorry, Dad. I didn't mean to wake you.

It's good overtime.

It's here! It's here!

It's just an app.

It's just salt and paint...

It's normal to be nervous. Surgery can be scary.

It's not really our place to question when.

It's not that.

It's not the size of the cross, it's the power of the Spirit.

It's not very scary. Though, it seems like it worked on you two clowns.

It's nothing. I'm just having a bad day.

It's okay, I'll take care of it. You should go see what she wants.

It's okay! It's me!

It's the demon, Ozhin.

It's this app, right here.

It's working! He can't get in!

Jeff, he looked up to me.

Jeffy, don't go.

Jeffy, I was gonna give it back. I swear.

Jeffy, I'm sorry.

Jeffy?

Jesus Christ, Quinn. What the hell is wrong with you?

Jesus. Jordan!

Jesus. Shit!

Jordan,

Jordan, hang on. Wait a second.

Jordan.

Jordan.

Jordan.

Jordan.

Jordan. Jordan!

Just give it to me.

Just like your big sister.

Just one more minute, please?

Just so we could see the terms, and we don't accept it?

Just so you know, if something in here kills me, I am haunting you.

Just so you know, whatever you thought Joe and I were doing the other night,

Just use your birth certificate. You have that, right?

Kate, it's your turn.

Last name, first name. And look, these are their countdowns.

Let her go.

Let Your light hold back the demons that try to enter our world, Lord.

Let's clear out a space right here.

Let's get two milligrams of Narcan.

Let's go.

Let's just get back to work, okay?

Let's just say 60, to be sure.

Let's just walk to my house.

Like "a season of Game of Thrones on your phone" big.

Like, last night, I saw my cousin

Listen to me.

Listen to me. You're smart enough to know

Liz Murphy needs to stop posting pics of her food.

Look at that. Chivalry is not dead.

Look at your girlfriend's.

Look what you did to my Lexus!

Look, gang. Satan is the father of lies.

Look, I know how hard this is to believe.

Look, I think... I mean, I'm not sure,

Look, this stuff... It's not really what I do.

Look, we need your help. It's kind of an emergency.

Look, you don't need to be embarrassed.

Look.

Look. Nobody has to know, okay? It could be our secret.

Look...

Looks like he's going away for a long time.

Looks like old Ger Bear's gonna live to be 91.

Lord,

Make that as thick as you can. As thick as you can.

Marco.

Marco.

Marco.

Matt, come on.

Matt, wake up.

Matt!

Matt!

Matt!

Matt! What do you see?

Matt.

Matt.

Matt's train.

Maybe this is when I was supposed to actually die.

Maybe we could help each other.

Me too.

Meanwhile, our coward prince goes back to the old gypsy woman,

Mm hmm.

Mom asked me where you were, and I knew.

Mom dying.

Mom?

Mom?

Mostly just texting and Facebook.

Mrs. Talbot?

Ms. Thompson's IV drip stopped.

My best friend was having this huge party.

My grandfather drank two cases of Coke a week,

My little brother, Jeff, got really sick.

My mom and dad could only focus on Jeff for those two years,

My mom,

My mom.

My phone just quit working.

My time is up.

Need me to transfer a SIM card over?

Never mind. Go ahead.

Never mind. I trust you.

New girl.

News ain't good, not even a little bit.

Next!

Next.

Next.

Nice, real nice.

Nice. Mine says 32.

No freaking way.

No personal calls when you're on the clock.

No, but what if it doesn't?

No, I got it.

No, I just finished a procedure.

No, I just want it however it comes.

No, it makes sense. It was his time.

No, it's okay. There's nowhere to go back and read it.

No, Jordan, don't break the circle!

No, no, no.

No, no, no. It went back to what it was!

No, she didn't get in, um,

No, that's not it.

No, you weren't.

No!

No! I said no!

No! I want all new everything.

No! That is wrong.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. But I think I know where it is. Hey, Can I call you back?

No. But I've read about it, a lot!

No. It's fake, obviously.

No. Please, Quinn, don't leave me.

No. That's weird. What is that?

No. We just have to ask you a question.

Not at all.

Not me. I like to eat what I want when I want.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Now we're in.

Now, off the books, for $100 cash, I could jailbreak it.

Now, once I bless it, you should be safe inside.

Now, the prince agrees, opens up the scroll.

Now, this is rock salt.

Nurse Amy. Now, please.

Of course.

Of course. Your hysteria piqued my interest.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, I don't think that's appropriate.

Oh, Jordan, now is not a good time.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no.

Oh, shit.

Oh, sure.

Oh, what up. Look at you two!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh. I can't.

Oh. I, um...

Oh. Thanks, Father.

Oh. Thanks.

Oh. We killed it.

Okay, cheers. Chicks.

Okay, honey, I'll let you get back to work.

Okay, how much time till Matt dies?

Okay, new game. Let's all download it,

Okay, that symbol's good. That symbol's good. Okay, that's right.

Okay, what are you doing?

Okay, you guys, this Countdown app thing,

Okay?

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. "User shall use the application."

Okay. Bye bye.

Okay. Bye.

Okay. Deep breath.

Okay. Fine. Just one minute.

Okay. I revised your check for the third time.

Okay. I will be here, my darling.

Okay. No, no, no. I'll do it. I'm a good guy. I'll do it.

Okay. Shh, shh, shh.

Okay. Sure. Sounds nice.

Okay. Thanks.

Okay. This might actually be happening right now.

Okay. Two minute warning.

Okay. What if we go somewhere else?

Okay. What kind of specs are you looking for?

Okay. Why are you acting so weird?

Okay. You know what? Fine. I'll walk by myself.

On one of the many nights I was grounded,

One day until what?

One second.

Ooh. Now you have to tell me.

Open up!

Or don't. It's up to you.

Or maybe that's just what they want you to think.

Or you can stick around and find out that I'm all sorts of crazy.

Other people download it, and they find they're living to be 100.

Physically, I was there, but mentally...

Please don't do this.

Please don't leave me.

Please don't leave me.

Please don't say that.

Please don't tell me you're still worried about that stupid app.

Please leave a review. Appreciate it.

Please work, please.

Please work.

Please, please. Just continue.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please. Come on, please.

Polo.

Polo.

Polo.

Pretty great! I mean, it's more of an oval than a circle,

Pretty soon it'll be our time, too.

Qualified.

Quick question. I'm just trying to fill out my I 9.

Quinn Harris.

Quinn, can we talk about this some other time?

Quinn, can you take over this IV?

Quinn, come on.

Quinn, don't!

Quinn, don't!

Quinn, grab me the OPRK.

Quinn, have a seat.

Quinn, I know you think it was your fault,

Quinn, if this is true, why didn't you just come to me right away?

Quinn, no!

Quinn, that's not your fault.

Quinn, where are you?

Quinn, you like to help people, right?

Quinn!

Quinn!

Quinn!

Quinn!

Quinn! What are you doing?

Quinn! What are you gonna do? Quinn!

Quinn?

Quinn?

Quinn?

Quinn. Hey.

Quinn. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Quinn. Quinn. Quinn. Relax. Relax.

Quinny Bear.

Really?

Relax, man. It was just a fender bender. Jesus.

Remember the recommendation letter you asked me to write for your license?

Right here. Let me just turn the lights on.

Right up until the exact moment the gypsy predicted he would die.

Right. I wanted to talk to you about yesterday.

Right. You know, it said the same thing to me.

Salt is salt. Once I bless it, we're good... I think.

Saving lives one day at a time.

Say that I'm sorry.

Search me if you want.

See you in another six months, then. Cool.

See, no impure spirits are allowed to cross this circle.

See, there's protection rituals, prayers that should buy you some time.

See?

See? The sons of bitches!

Seriously? The Countdown app, where it tells you when you're gonna die?

She did die.

She died that same night.

She just told me to do this room.

She seems like a very unstable young woman.

She was dead.

She was the glue in our family.

She went out looking for me,

She wouldn't have been driving way over by the mall.

Shh! Do you hear that?

Shit! I'm only gonna make it to 87. Got robbed, kid.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. Of course she downloaded it.

Should I text her?

Shut it off!

Shut it off!

So am I.

So did mine.

So he tracks down this old gypsy woman.

So I went.

So maybe you can help me

So someone has to die before they're supposed to?

So that we may stand firm against the machinations of the devil.

So when he was asleep, I took it.

So you don't think demons are real?

So you know what he does? Come here.

So you want diabetes, then?

So, I'm thinking the opposite.

So, if you need to use the bathroom, use it now.

So, no matter what we do, we're gonna be dead in a couple of hours.

So, should I...

So, the choice is yours. I really don't give a damn.

So, there was this young prince

So, where do you wanna continue the celebration tonight?

So, you feel like she would have died.

Somebody help me!

Something in your eyes says you're a normal, completely sane person.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. It's just gonna be, I don't know, 15 minutes, okay?

Sounds like bullshit.

Stop it!

Stop!

Stop.

Strengthen us in Your power and might, O Lord.

Stupid thing.

Sure.