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The Package "The Package" is an intense thriller film that was released in 2018. Directed by Jake Goldberg and written by

The Package

"The Package" is an intense thriller film that was released in 2018. Directed by Jake Goldberg and written by Sarah Jensen, the movie follows a gripping and suspenseful narrative. Starring an exceptional ensemble cast, the film takes viewers on a heart-pounding journey laced with mystery and danger.

The lead role is portrayed by acclaimed actor Ethan Howard, who shines as Jack Wilson, an ordinary man thrown into extraordinary circumstances. His portrayal of Jack captivates audiences, as we witness his transformation from an unsuspecting victim into a resilient protagonist who fights for survival.

Opposite Howard, we are introduced to the talented Jessica Thompson, played by the versatile and remarkable Sarah Miller. Her character, Jessica, initially appears as a seemingly innocent bystander caught up in a web of deception. However, as the narrative unfolds, it becomes apparent that she possesses secrets of her own that could potentially alter the course of events.

Adding to the depth of the cast is the intriguing character of Agent Thompson, played by the critically acclaimed veteran actor, Michael Stevens. Agent Thompson is a seasoned government operative with his own agenda, leaving viewers questioning his loyalty and motives throughout the movie.

Rounding out the ensemble is the charismatic ensemble cast, featuring Emily Johnson as Wendy, Jack's resourceful and quick-witted sister, and Tim Andrews as Mike, Jack's loyal best friend. Their performances inject humor and lighter moments into the film, providing a welcome relief from the high-stakes tension.

The Package's riveting storyline revolves around a mysterious package that unexpectedly falls into Jack's possession. Unbeknownst to him, this package holds the key to a dangerous conspiracy that could change the world as we know it. With danger closing in from all sides, Jack must evade relentless pursuers while uncovering the truth behind the package and its significance.

Accentuating the movie's gripping plot is an evocative and atmospheric musical score composed by the ambient electronic band, Transcendence. Known for their ability to create haunting melodies and immersive soundscapes, Transcendence's contributions to "The Package" provide an additional layer of intensity and suspense to the film.

To further immerse yourself in the world of "The Package," you can play and download the captivating soundscape composed by Transcendence. Lose yourself in the atmospheric melodies and let the music transport you to the high-stakes world of this gripping thriller.

"The Package" is a heart-pounding rollercoaster of a film, with an exceptional cast, masterful pacing, and a captivating storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the very end. So prepare yourself for a thrilling experience and be ready to embark on this adrenaline-fueled journey.

A B Oh... Ooh...
A bad idea.
A bottle of Indigo Caribbean Spiced Rum in 48 hours.
A drone?
A graft is no longer an option.
A wheelchair van.
A wounded soldier?
Abandoned church my grandma used to take me to.
Actually, I just wanted to warn whoever you end up going with
Actually, Sarah, this is a bros trip that you're intruding on.
Actually, the literal German translation is,
Ah, bummer.
Ah, it's good to be back and...
Ah, they're good kids.
Ah, we don't have a patient under that name.
Ah!
Ah! Yep.
All right, Donnie's here. See you guys tomorrow.
All right, guys. Let's get these Snow Mates ready for their cover shoot.
All right, honey.
All right, let's go.
All right, man, we gotta get this dick on life support.
All right, we need to figure out if there's a head of the hospital
All right.
All right.
All right. I can hear you now.
All right. If I'm gonna give you the keys, then I wanna see some stuff.
All right. Okay.
All right. Stay in the van. Be cool. I got this.
All right. Tell your dad the boat's gonna be at the south campground lot.
All right. This is shitty for me too, okay?
All the way up past the ovaries.
Alone.
Also, I'm really sorry I started the rumor about you going to rehab for bath salts.
And bring it as much joy as Jeremy brings us
And connecting you now.
And count back from 100.
And die.
And explain the situation and see if...
And have flies on it...
And I believe you're the bitch that fucked it up!
And I'm gonna flush it every time.
And I'm ready to rage.
And I'm telling you, it doesn't matter if they're close.
And I've always liked you.
And if we figure it out before you...
And not... always... I haven't...
And said he wants to get back together.
And she leans in and she whispers...
And she's all like, "Relationships are bullshit."
And that we're cool together. And it's cool that we...
And then eventually, if left on its own, it will wilt...
And then, Becky, tell me if you feel it, too.
And they've been fucking dating till this moment.
And what? They'll just grow him another dick
And worst case,
And you need to respect
And you sat there watching as she left.
Anything goes, you know?
Anyway, I tell her I wanna DTR.
Anyway, I'm really sorry about everything and...
Anyway, your friend whose dick you sucked for no reason
Are we in the right place or what?
Are you fucking kidding me? How am I supposed to work with this?
Are you going to the Sadie Hawkins dance?
Are you gonna be twerking against a tree or...
Are you growing a Narcos coke 'stache?
Are you making a dick joke right now? We, like, gotta go.
Are you serious?
Are you trying to tell me that I'm stuck with this...
As I'll be grounded for the rest of my life.
As long as it's within twelve hours, a severed member can still be reattached.
As me this time, not as you.
As weird as this fucking guy is, he's right about one thing.
Baby, I'm so sorry.
Back the fuck up!
Based on the songs of Britney Spears.
Basically every time you touch Sean, he gets a raging bonie.
Bear bong!
Because it belonged to a great dude.
Because we're in an emergency, and we need some help.
Becky, um, I have to tell you something.
Becky, where are you guys? They're trying to sew up my nub.
Becky, you need to shut the fuck up. You're wasting time. We gotta go.
Becky!
Becky! Becky!
Becky! Becky!
Becky.
Becky...
Becky's always had a thing for you.
Before we start hooking up, I throw around I want a DTR.
Begin.
Believe it, young'un. You just got your dick cherry popped.
Belonged to a goddamn majestic person.
Bitch, please!
Blammo!
Blow it down! Blow the dick down.
Books on what?
But as good as we could have hoped.
But by that time, Jeremy's dick is gonna be rotten
But if you're still interested, maybe we could DTR sometime.
But me and my friends are fucking idiots. They're gonna need more time.
But someone got out of the hospital early.
But thank you for asking.
But what if you tried to just...
But you deserve to be with somebody who respects you.
But, hey, I think I got what you were trying to say.
But, yeah, you know, this is a time sensitive case
By now, unless your penis somehow got fresh, oxygenated blood in it,
By the way, I got your sign and... message received.
Bye, Jeremy.
Bye, Jeremy's girlfriend. Hope you enjoy his Franken peen when it's healed.
Bye, Mrs. Abelar.
Bye.
Bye.
Can I propose a little toast to the first responders?
Can you ever forgive me?
Ceremoniously drinking
Chad and my sister broke up yesterday,
Chad texted,
Cheryl, give me that.
Cheryl.
Come back with my boat!
Come here!
Come on, Donnie. The camp's around this bend.
Come on, Donnie. You love just the tip.
Come on, guys.
Come on, it might be fun just to hook up with someone that's nice for a change.
Come on!
Come on! Bars! Bars! We got bars!
Come on.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Remember the Rent cast party?
Come with me. The doctor would like to see you.
Cool hiking gear.
Cool.
Crap. No, come on! Come on!
Crash the boards, Sean.
Damn it.
Damn, that was dope.
Damn.
Dicks get cut.
Dicks get sucked.
Did you boys lie about being servicemen so you could buy alcohol?
Did you just fart?
Did you say Kendall Jenners? With an S?
Did you think that that flower was magically linked to your penis?
Dirty taint.
Do it.
Do you still have a crush on me?
Do you still have your bong bear?
Do you think the helicopter is gonna find us?
Doesn't fester before the car?
Dog, you sharted mid beej?
Don't be disgust...
Don't be stupid. Come on, show me your dick.
Don't leave a message, just text me.
Don't say "fuck you" to my mom, man.
Don't worry, I put it in a baggie like dog shit.
Don't you yell at me. I'm not the one who got drunk and... Pfft.
Don't. Hold off.
Donnie Escobar, right here.
Donnie, I didn't suck his fetus penis when I was in the womb.
Donnie, what the fuck are you talking about?
Donnie?
Donnie's gonna be here any minute.
Doxycycline.
Drink up, bitch.
Dude, get this, all right? It's called Blonde to Bald to Back Again.
Dude, I had to Urban Dictionary the shit she said she was gonna do to my body.
Dude, I'm gonna get your fucking peen.
Dude, look!
Dude, turn that off. My little brother is crying in there.
Dude, uh, your back is like...
Dude, what are you doing? Are you serious?
Dude!
East General Hospital?
Er, I mean, it's not your penis...
Es geht um die Wurst, ja?
Even me?
Every time you take it out.
Everybody deserves a second chance.
Everybody, listen up!
Everyone thinks their penis is special. It's not.
Ew!
Excuse me!
Find me.
First my dick, and now my 7, Sean!
For me.
Forgive her for what?
Franken peen's funny.
Fresh ice. Good as new.
Fu...
Fuck Chad, man. Fuck you.
Fuck Chad, right?
Fuck me! All right, yeah.
Fuck this little baby Bieber wannabe.
Fuck this! Everybody run.
Fuck yeah.
Fuck you, Becky. You're the taint.
Fuck you, Donnie!
Fuck you!
Fuck, that's really funny, but not right now.
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fucker!
Fucking finally! Jesus Christ.
Fucking pimp, right? I look like Professor X.
Fucking send.
Get it, Becky! This is her choice.
Get over there and make a move.
Get your head down, Jeremy.
Ginger Pablo Escobar, please keep your eyes downhill.
Give you something...
Give you this.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
Go! Shit!
God damn.
God. Oh, no, no, no, no. No. No, no, no.
Goddamn hero.
Gonna need a new cooler.
Good God. Hey!
Good luck, boys!
Good luck, soldiers.
Good news. Surgery went perfectly.
Got my rod all hard.
Great.
Great. Thanks.
Guess what? You sewed the wrong dick onto the wrong body.
Guys, it's important to him, so...
Guys, we made it.
Guys! Guys?
Guys! Hey, guys, in times like these, we... we gotta... Fucking...
Guys?
Guys... You don't just pop 'em on and off.
Ha! Hope you pee on your shoes.
Hang in there, buddy.
Hang on for one second. It's a simple mistake.
Have this thing and...
HBO's on Channel 3.
He hasn't said a word since you showed him the dick.
He looks mad!
He said it's too late.
He's been in this situation.
He's coming to pick me up.
He's going to town on that trail mix.
He's in the hospital right now, and he needs us.
Hello, sir, I can completely explain what's going on here.
Hello! Hello! Hello!
Hello?
Hello?
Her hand on your thigh.
Her name is Kendall Jenners.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go. Oh, what the fuck?
Here we go. Put this under his head.
Here. Take... take it.
Here's one right now. Oh!
Hey, actually, that reminds me, Sean.
Hey, Becky!
Hey, buddy.
Hey, did you guys know that people think I've been in rehab?
Hey, don't beat yourself up over the helicopter.
Hey, guys! Guys, guys! Look...
Hey, guys. Come on!
Hey, guys. I'm Kendall.
Hey, he has a bruise. Leave him alone.
Hey, I get the feeling that you maybe don't wanna jump.
Hey, if you wanted, we could... we could go hot box the tent later.
Hey, man.
Hey, Sean, also, don't tell Kendall about S ing my D.
Hey, Sean!
Hey, stay with us. Don't head for the light!
Hey, thank you for your shirt, also, by the way.
Hey, that's good.
Hey, um, I'm really sorry about Chad.
Hey, um, you know what? Uh...
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey, what's up?
Hey! That is a cliff.
Hey! That's my boat!
Hey.
Hi, can you connect us to Jack Jessop, please?
Hi! Hi! We're here for Jeremy Abelar.
Hi.
High school relationships are bullshit, anyway.
Hike down to your car and you can meet him at the hospital.
Hips! Use those hips, girl!
His dick's gonna be even better.
Hit me again. I fucking dare you!
Hmm?
Hmm? Oh. What?
Hmm... Ranger, huh?
Hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Whoa!
Holy shit.
Holy shit. That was crazy.
Honestly, it's not looking good.
Hoo rah!
Hoo rah!
How about I don't want to get sued? If they ask, I'll tell them you stole it.
How is texting my boyfriend as me an accident?
How many times do I have to tell you? You're being catfished.
How someone you thought cared about you can lie to your face.
How you doing, pal?
Huh?
Huh?
I am growing a Narcos coke 'stache, my friend.
I am his sister.
I am not sucking my brother's dick. End of story.
I am obviously the last person to suck the dick.
I believe this belongs to you.
I can see you are jerking off the walking stick!
I can't believe I shat on your chances with Becky.
I can't wait, Sarah.
I cut my dick off!
I cut off my dick, Becky!
I did, 'cause you don't deserve no cock, you cheating son of a bitch.
I don't care how many times you reattach it, Reggie.
I don't care what happened.
I don't have a bonie.
I don't know how!
I don't know it.
I don't know what I was thinking.
I don't know what to tell you. He's not here.
I don't know, man. I can't control it.
I don't know, maybe that happened. But then they sewed it on you.
I don't know.
I don't know. I just programmed them into my first phone. I was 11.
I don't know. I'm slow playing it, okay?
I don't know. They don't teach you this in health class.
I don't know. This is government property.
I don't mean any of that anymore.
I don't think it'll be okay.
I don't think this is a good plan.
I don't, like, like you like a lot. Like a lot, a lot.
I drove all the way out here!
I even got a fake ID so we could drink margaritas in Cancun.
I feel like he finished going through puberty.
I feel like it would be...
I feel like we both now know I have problems with abandonment.
I found a dick in the sewer.
I found this outside the booth at the gun and knife show
I gave them the wrong cooler.
I got it!
I got it!
I got it.
I got this shit.
I got you now.
I got you something, dude. It's for you and Becks.
I gotta get out.
I had a momentary crush on you.
I have a strong dick. I know it'll last days out in the wild.
I have a super fucking sensitive nose, you guys.
I have read the literature, and I've come to the conclusion
I hope so.
I hope that you can forgive me.
I just don't think any Abelar woman should be disrespected…
I just feel really embarrassed.
I just got up and left.
I just gotta go back here.
I just remembered that you had my brother's dick in your mouth earlier.
I just think you're cool, and I think you think I'm cool,
I just went in. I... I grabbed 'em and I snipped it.
I kind of love him, though.
I know I said I'd drive you to the airport, just us,
I know it was the drugs. I know it was the drugs.
I know you're doing whatever it takes to get here as fast as you can.
I know you're done with me, but the receptionist said
I liked it better when she said it.
I lost something. I can't remember...
I lost the phones.
I love this belt.
I love you too, Reggie. Why do you think I'm doing all this?
I love you, babe.
I love you.
I mean, how fucking far could this dick fly?
I mean, in all fairness, he probably thought we molested his kid.
I mean, it's not like you still have a crush on me.
I mean, look at him.
I mean, the rest of this year is gonna be super boring, anyway.
I mean, you remember Christmas Eve, right?
I need her to know... that I love her.
I really appreciate that you tried.
I really fucked this up. I'm sorry.
I said, "Fuck you," and then I called him a dirty taint.
I said, "Fuck you. We're done." And then I called him "dirty taint."
I saw him suck this dick.
I shouldn't have said, "Dicks get cut and dicks get sucked."
I still love her.
I sucked it pretty good, but you should still check for venom.
I sucked that dick this morning. Now, give us the keys.
I talked to them. They're gonna send a medevac in 30 minutes.
I think I'm more of a jester.
I think the rattlesnake bit the dick.
I think they can attach Reginald's penis to your friend.
I think this belongs to him.
I think those numbers sound great.
I think we're actually gonna make it to the hospital in time.
I think you're doing great. I've always thought you were really great.
I thought it'd be weird to watch your best friend make out, but...
I thought she just wanted to get freaky.
I told Becky it was. We've been hiking for over an hour, and there's no one.
I told her that I passed on grass.
I told you that I couldn't stand up because...
I try to act like I'm riding a bike, but I still got the training wheels on.
I wanna see you two scissor.
I want you to take that note I wrote you our four month anniversary and burn it.
I was... I'm telling them now. Like, they're learning of it right now.
I went after her, 'cause I needed to pee.
I will text you. I'll text... Chad.
I wish I would have listened to my buddies
I wouldn't say "hot."
I, like, I think I texted him back as her.
I, um... I need to... I need to go.
I'd like to do it...
I'd like to give these two young men my old penis.
I'd rather die than not have my penis.
I'd try Clarkson Memorial. They have a helipad.
I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll suck it! I will suck the dick.
I'll keep you posted.
I'll kill all of you perverts!
I'll suck the penis.
I'll tell you the truth. I'm ready to forgive her.
I'm 11, not five.
I'm fucked if I know. What do you even clean a dick with?
I'm getting a lot of venom out of this thing.
I'm getting into it.
I'm glad this is over.
I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna cut it off,
I'm gonna flip it like dog poop.
I'm gonna get some sticks to pick that up with.
I'm gonna kill you, son of a bitch.
I'm gonna take it as a quarter.
I'm good! I'm good! Whoo!
I'm just back for the next week. Hey, Sarah, what's up?
I'm keeping the capillaries open. Stop yelling at me.
I'm kidding.
I'm not going camping with my ex this weekend.
I'm not gonna take the long way, I'm gonna take the Sean way, huh?
I'm not gonna tell her how big my dick is.
I'm not helping you with shit!
I'm really sorry your parents are gonna kill you.
I'm sorry, I just love you so much.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure that he does.
I'm taking this. I'm getting a flashlight.
I'm telling you, lady.
I've had everything in the book. It works. Trust me.
I've seen this before.
I've seen thousands of titties.
If I could suck it back on, I would.
If I...
If I'm wearing your underwear, that means you're not wearing any.
If she's having sex, it's like if I'm having sex.
If there was somebody else here with a severed penis, trust me, I'd know.
If there's a drone,
If this doesn't work out, Becky,
If we're gonna trust someone, it might as well be this guy.
If you can hear me, please hurry up and come and save me.
If you don't want us to fuck your world up, you listen.
If you need anything, this is my card.
If you remove it from the body, cut off its flow of blood,
If...
If... if Jeremy's not here, then...
In addition to increased self esteem,
In fact, the '80s nostalgia wave we're living in, it's about to crest.
In sauerkraut for the rest of the school year.
In ten percent of sexual encounters.
Indigonanza's our thing.
Is anybody home?
Is gonna be under a bit longer, but you can go in and see him.
Is my pee pee okay?
Is that a piece of coyote scat? Are there coyotes here?
Is that good?
Is that the penis?
Is this normal?
It can cut piss.
It could be anywhere within a thousand foot radius.
It glows in the dark and shit.
It looks like you drank a glass of Ed Sheeran's pubes.
It seems only fair that the person who's had that dick in their mouth do it.
It still looks like you blew Chester Cheetah.
It sucks total donkey dick.
It was a defensive bite.
It was actually really fun. I actually... It was a fun ride.
It was just supposed to be camping.
It would be my honor and a privilege if I could do this for you.
It's a delicate operation.
It's a fucking mushroom, dude.
It's a good dick.
It's a good thing you're... Okay, fuck this.
It's a military ID.
It's a normal looking dick.
It's a pine cone.
It's all crumbed. Like a churro.
It's an honest mistake, I'm sure. But you guys have the wrong penis, okay?
It's beautiful.
It's been almost 12 hours.
It's dead.
It's from his Britney Spears musical he's writing with his fake girlfriend.
It's fucking Chad.
It's gonna be like this the whole fucking time.
It's gonna be worth it when you see me twerking
It's gotta be here somewhere.
It's impossible to suck venom out of a bite wound.
It's just a really old high school ID.
It's just my wallet.
It's just really fucked up
It's like we have a dumb Stephen Hawking just rascaling around the house.
It's my dick.
It's not a fucking LEGO set.
It's not even the same kind of sucking, you stupid idiot.
It's okay. I'm fine.
It's pretty obvious we're done.
It's still pretty gross.
It's your fucking twin.
Jack Jessop reporting for booze.
Jack motherfucking Jessop!
Jennersss.
Jeremy actually gave it to me to use with you.
Jeremy bought us booze on the drive out to the mountains.
Jeremy insisted that our parents rent him
Jeremy said we're going six miles into the woods.
Jeremy, did you not tell them that we were coming?
Jeremy, it's not like you can't walk.
Jeremy, stop being so fucking weird. It's your sister.
Jeremy, what are you doing over there?
Jeremy, where are you taking us?
Jeremy!
Jeremy!
Jeremy... Abelar.
Jeremy's talking to himself. We gotta fuck with him.
Jesus, Sean, that dick really fucked him up.
Junior.
Just cans. There's literally no penis. It's just two cans of beer.
Just for scale, what am I looking for? Like half this? A... a quarter?
Just messaging Chad and telling him to pick me up.
Just my back hurts, and...
Just relax.
Just to clarify, we're talking about "dick to rim,"
Just, uh...
Just... Oh, give me one second to think.
Keep your eyes above... No. What are you doing?
Kendall gets so wet for this shit.
Kendall, I told you just two! You're gonna rip the stitches.
Knew she came to win me back.
Know what? Just keep the change.
Ladies were coming and I didn't invite her.
Let Indigonanza...
Let the games begin.
Let's do it!
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do the butt skin dick.
Let's find Jeremy and get some ice.
Let's get him.
Let's get wet!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Come on! Move!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's hope they're on their way.
Let's make this simpler. It's the guy that got his wiener reattached.
Like a little three year old's lunch.
Like that.
Like, not like when I was out, they put your friend's dick on my face...
Listen here, you little terrorist. This is my brother's dick.
Listen, kid, when we're around, dicks get cut and dicks get sucked.
Logan's been tapping Jean since day one."
Look at the flower. Look. It still has most of its petals.
Look familiar?
Look who the fuck is back.
Look, I'm feeling fucking betrayed with you, J Tron.
Look, I'm really sorry that I freaked out when you tried to ask what our deal was.
Look, um...
Look. He's reverse Terminator ing.
Make 'em go my way. Like what you did with the medevac.
Make it stop!
Man, that's gross.
Man, we came all the way up here for nothing.
Maybe I should be more like you. Right? Manipulate things.
Maybe if we shake it a lot, the venom will pour out.
Maybe we can stop by the church parking lot on the way.
Maybe we should wait.
Me too, Donnie.
Military discount.
Mm, it's empty.
Mom, I'm packing.
Most patients report successful ejaculation
Musical theater's the ultimate aphrodisiac.
My dad went fly fishing.
My dick is on a stick!
My dick isn't in there?
My friend has lost his penis. He cut it off. I think it was an accident.
My friends are close.
My girlfriend freaked out when she found out
Nein! Nein! I was in Germany. Yeah.
Never would have let her tie me up.
Nice going, pinch hit.
Nice meeting you guys.
Nice!
No one in this room has a dick.
No, baby, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was doing.
No, I don't have a dick!
No, it was the seat.
No, no, no, no, we can't freak out. Don't freak out.
No, no, no, no! Don't.
No, no, no! Tell them no. We're gonna be there soon, okay?
No, no.
No, no. Honestly, it didn't hurt that much.
No, no. No way. No, no, no.
No, that's 100% conjecture.
No, the wind blew against my back.
No, we don't have a Jeremy Abelar in recovery.
No, we have to, uh...
No!
No! No, no. No way.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No, absolutely not.
No. No. No!
No. We need that boat.
No. What? I wanted to "define the relationship."
Nope, it's me Darlene. Hello.
Nope. All right, come on.
Not "define the relationship," right?
Not somebody who cheats on you.
Ob... Obviously, you don't have a dick.
Of course it's not a good plan. There are no good plans in this situation.
Of course, he's online. Okay.
Oh my... Oh, my God.
Oh, baby. I'm sorry, baby.
Oh, dude, I almost forgot.
Oh, dude. No, close that.
Oh, ew.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God, I so need this vacation.
Oh, God. It's slipping, guys!
Oh, here we go.
Oh, hey, dudes.
Oh, hey, it's Dr. Malpractice.
Oh, hey!
Oh, hey! It worked! Hey, we're here!
Oh, man, I think I fucked up.
Oh, my God, babe. How's Little J?
Oh, my God, I'm gonna die!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. A snake bit the dick?
Oh, my God. Did you hear that?
Oh, my God. Do you have the farts and a boner?
Oh, my God. He's gonna get a boner.
Oh, my God. Holy shit.
Oh, my God. It didn't see us. It didn't see us.
Oh, my God. Thank God.
Oh, my God. That's great. Okay. Um...
Oh, my God. Ugh. Go.
Oh, my... Oh, my God.
Oh, no!
Oh, no. It's fine.
Oh, Scheiße!
Oh, shit, it's an anthill. I'd better get 'em.
Oh, shit! Oh, wait. They... they...
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, this is it, dogs.
Oh, we're hugging.
Oh, well, we broke up 17 hours ago.
Oh, what's that?
Oh, wow, really?
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah, no problem.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Ah, Ooh.
Oh, yeah. That was awesome.
Oh, you fucking crazy ho bag!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! He is out. Let's get him into surgery.
Oh! That's so dumb.
Oh! The hospital admitted him under the name on his fake ID.
Oh! There it goes.
Oh! We didn't think you guys were gonna make it.
Oh! You're crazy, lady!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh... Okay.
Okay, fine.
Okay, I find those waiting on a rock.
Okay, I know they will, too. If they don't, though, you'll be fine.
Okay, I'll see you guys later.
Okay, I'm going!
Okay, if we're not outta here in, like, an hour…
Okay, let's leave our shit. We'll move faster.
Okay, look. Anyway, if I'm gonna die,
Okay, sir, I'm triangulating your current location.
Okay, these are a sign.
Okay, uh, where are your parents?
Okay, yeah! Yeah!
Okay, yeah.
Okay, yes. Thank you.
Okay? It's in the cold storage. One floor up, end of the hall.
Okay? It's like one of these flowers. Right?
Okay? You got a piece of Jeremy.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Come on. Okay.
Okay. He's gonna be okay.
Okay. I will wait for my dick.
Okay. I'm going to the top of the ridge. Give me your phones.
Okay. Let...
Okay. No, my friends,
Okay. Okay, okay. Hey.
Okay. One of them has to have service, right?
On a pleasure scale, we're hitting mid to high threes.
Once the swelling goes down, it's gonna get smaller?
One moment.
One sec.
Only 30 minutes more TV. Okay, hon?
Ooh! Also, it got bit by a snake.