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Jackass Forever Jackass Forever is a highly anticipated film that serves as the fourth installment in the iconic Jackass

Jackass Forever

Jackass Forever is a highly anticipated film that serves as the fourth installment in the iconic Jackass franchise. Known for its extreme pranks, stunts, and outrageous comedy, this movie promises to deliver the hilarious and heart-stopping entertainment that fans have come to love.

The Jackass series first gained popularity as a television show that aired from 2000 to 2002 on MTV. It featured a group of daredevils who performed dangerous and often absurd stunts, all in the name of entertainment. The original cast included Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, and Ryan Dunn, among others. They quickly became household names, known for their fearlessness and willingness to push the boundaries of taste and sanity.

Jackass Forever brings back the beloved original cast members and features a variety of daring and outrageous stunts that will leave audiences both cringing and laughing out loud. Expect to see Johnny Knoxville once again stepping into the role of the fearless ringleader, along with Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, and a host of familiar faces. Though the full cast list has not been officially released, fans can certainly look forward to the return of their favorite Jackass crew members.

With a release date set for 2022, Jackass Forever promises to take the franchise to new heights with even more extreme and jaw-dropping stunts. While specific details about the movie's content remain largely under wraps, fans can expect a wild ride filled with pranks, physical challenges, and unexpected surprises.

Jackass Forever is directed by Jeff Tremaine, who has been behind the camera for all the previous Jackass projects. His keen eye for capturing the perfect angle and his ability to capture the raw, adrenaline-fueled moments has been instrumental in the series' success. Tremaine's vision, coupled with the brilliance and resilience of the cast, has consistently pushed the boundaries of what is deemed acceptable and hilarious.

While the Jackass franchise has always been controversial due to its extreme nature, it has developed a loyal following that revels in the absurdity and disarms of the stunts. The Jackass crew has garnered admiration not only for their fearlessness but also for their unwavering commitment to staying true to their vision, despite the physical toll it often takes on their bodies.

For those who can't wait to experience the thrills and laughs of Jackass Forever, the sounds and music associated with the franchise are widely available. Fans can easily find and download the distinct and memorable sounds that have become synonymous with the Jackass brand. From the opening guitar riff that instantly gets the adrenaline pumping to the inevitable crashes and thuds, these sounds bring back nostalgic memories and serve as a perfect backdrop for a prankster's mischief.

Jackass Forever promises to deliver an unforgettable experience that pushes the boundaries of comedy and chaos. It is sure to appeal to both longtime fans of the franchise and newcomers alike. With a talented cast, a director who understands the essence of the series, and the promise of even bigger and crazier stunts, Jackass Forever is set to reignite the passion and excitement that the Jackass crew has always brought to the screen. So get ready to laugh, cringe, and hold your breath because Jackass Forever is just around the corner, ready to wreak havoc once again.

(Note: The content provided about the subject Jackass Forever is based on assumptions as there is no specific information available regarding a movie or television show with this title. The provided information is purely fictional.)
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A fella could have a pretty good time on this.
A fella could have a pretty good time on this.
A lot of people ask, "What will Jackass be like once we're older?"
A lot of people ask, "What will Jackass be like once we're older?"
A what?
A what?
Aaaaah!
Aaaaah!
Aaaaah!
Aaaaah!
Ah, ah!
Ah, ah!
Ah, fuck you.
Ah, fuck you.
Ah, fuck!
Ah, fuck!
Ah, I got a broken wrist, broken rib, concussion.
Ah, I got a broken wrist, broken rib, concussion.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! (LAUGHING)
Ah! (LAUGHING)
Ah! Ahh!
Ah! Ahh!
Ah. Aaaah! Ooooh!
Ah. Aaaah! Ooooh!
Ahh, shit! Ahh!
Ahh, shit! Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
All right, Jaws, you ready?
All right, Jaws, you ready?
All right, let's play this game.
All right, let's play this game.
All right, my name's Johnny Knoxville.
All right, my name's Johnny Knoxville.
All right, now go for the bucket and cue the snake sound.
All right, now go for the bucket and cue the snake sound.
All right, so, somebody is going to sit in the tank
All right, so, somebody is going to sit in the tank
All right, switch the bucket.
All right, switch the bucket.
All right, this is Dark Shark, our newest star, Jasper's dad.
All right, this is Dark Shark, our newest star, Jasper's dad.
All right, we have our winner.
All right, we have our winner.
All right, well, let's get started.
All right, well, let's get started.
All right, whoa, dude, whoa!
All right, whoa, dude, whoa!
All right!
All right!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Fine.
All right. Fine.
All right. I think this is a perfect amount of "in it".
All right. I think this is a perfect amount of "in it".
All right. This is gnarly.
All right. This is gnarly.
All right. You guys ready?
All right. You guys ready?
All that practicing, right out the window.
All that practicing, right out the window.
All the way?
All the way?
All these questions are on a fourth grade level.
All these questions are on a fourth grade level.
ALL: Oh!
ALL: Oh!
ALL: Oh!
ALL: Oh!
ALL: Oooh!
ALL: Oooh!
ALL: Ooooh!
ALL: Ooooh!
ALL: Yeah!
ALL: Yeah!
Almost 20 years ago today we filmed the original cup test.
Almost 20 years ago today we filmed the original cup test.
And apparently it worked.
And apparently it worked.
And fell to his doom.
And fell to his doom.
And he knocked your grandfather through the roof.
And he knocked your grandfather through the roof.
And he's going to put some pep in their step.
And he's going to put some pep in their step.
And I was like, it was either my life or yours.
And I was like, it was either my life or yours.
And I'm going to administer a lie detector test.
And I'm going to administer a lie detector test.
And if he's not truthful, he's going to get stung.
And if he's not truthful, he's going to get stung.
And if you think we're wearing underpants under these tunics,
And if you think we're wearing underpants under these tunics,
And if you're wondering if the curtains match the d****s,
And if you're wondering if the curtains match the d****s,
And it should be good.
And it should be good.
And it's a competition.
And it's a competition.
And it's my least favorite thing.
And it's my least favorite thing.
And Jeff Tremaine!
And Jeff Tremaine!
And now Steve O has to do it twice.
And now Steve O has to do it twice.
And now, 20 years later, we're still doing the same stupid shit.
And now, 20 years later, we're still doing the same stupid shit.
And our choreographer, Michael Rooney.
And our choreographer, Michael Rooney.
And our not so handy handyman, Zach.
And our not so handy handyman, Zach.
And say some fuck shit about my nice ass beard.
And say some fuck shit about my nice ass beard.
And so hopefully, once that methane gas
And so hopefully, once that methane gas
And sometimes, the only way to do that is with a team
And sometimes, the only way to do that is with a team
And sure enough flew too close to the sun.
And sure enough flew too close to the sun.
And that's going to attract the other bees to the Queen, right?
And that's going to attract the other bees to the Queen, right?
And that's the truth.
And that's the truth.
And the guys are going to think they are getting interviewed about the movie.
And the guys are going to think they are getting interviewed about the movie.
And then came the heartbreaking news
And then came the heartbreaking news
And then fuck with him?
And then fuck with him?
And then put the hat back on, and no milk come out.
And then put the hat back on, and no milk come out.
And then, I'm going to try and take the cookie off its head.
And then, I'm going to try and take the cookie off its head.
And then, it broke.
And then, it broke.
And they went off to escape the island of Crete forever.
And they went off to escape the island of Crete forever.
And this is my good for nothing granddaughter
And this is my good for nothing granddaughter
And this is the marching band.
And this is the marching band.
And today, we're big wave surfing.
And today, we're big wave surfing.
And Tory Belleci is here today
And Tory Belleci is here today
And we'll get the underwater exploding fart.
And we'll get the underwater exploding fart.
And when it gets to a certain point,
And when it gets to a certain point,
And when they fart,
And when they fart,
And while they're sitting there, something may happen.
And while they're sitting there, something may happen.
And you are putting honey on me.
And you are putting honey on me.
And you would have been done for the day.
And you would have been done for the day.
Apparently, she's pretty important.
Apparently, she's pretty important.
Are you color blind?
Are you color blind?
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you really allergic to bees?
Are you really allergic to bees?
As if life is not hard enough.
As if life is not hard enough.
As long as you tell the truth.
As long as you tell the truth.
Awesome.
Awesome.
B e l l?
B e l l?
Backfire!
Backfire!
Bacon's better than horse meat, right?
Bacon's better than horse meat, right?
Bam!
Bam!
Because they think I'm doing a rattlesnake stunt.
Because they think I'm doing a rattlesnake stunt.
Behold, our twisted souls have come to the garden of death to dine with the devil.
Behold, our twisted souls have come to the garden of death to dine with the devil.
Bomb them into the stone age, son!
Bomb them into the stone age, son!
Boom, boom. boom, boom.
Boom, boom. boom, boom.
Boom, someone's gonna get launched.
Boom, someone's gonna get launched.
Boxer.
Boxer.
Bunny, help him.
Bunny, help him.
But how did he fucking fall for this?
But how did he fucking fall for this?
But I was supposed to pour the milk in the hat,
But I was supposed to pour the milk in the hat,
But it's definitely a big impact on life and guess what? We're here.
But it's definitely a big impact on life and guess what? We're here.
But like this would never pop in their head.
But like this would never pop in their head.
But Poopies, that was wrong.
But Poopies, that was wrong.
But that sounded pretty sweet.
But that sounded pretty sweet.
But that's just a ruse to get them in here so we can lock the door,
But that's just a ruse to get them in here so we can lock the door,
But there's a big giant dent in it.
But there's a big giant dent in it.
But there's that one thing they left out of the ancient myth.
But there's that one thing they left out of the ancient myth.
Can I get another mask?
Can I get another mask?
Can we add all the bees or is it better to go...
Can we add all the bees or is it better to go...
Can we get one with the finger in your mouth?
Can we get one with the finger in your mouth?
Can you do one more?
Can you do one more?
Can you feel my heart?
Can you feel my heart?
Can't have nothin' nice, can I?
Can't have nothin' nice, can I?
Cats, dogs, basically anything that's not normal to the hood.
Cats, dogs, basically anything that's not normal to the hood.
Charlie, can you push that hand in a little closer?
Charlie, can you push that hand in a little closer?
Chill, dude!
Chill, dude!
CHRIS PONTIUS: Is me being pulled in only that much to the table, it's fine?
CHRIS PONTIUS: Is me being pulled in only that much to the table, it's fine?
CHRIS: (SINGSONG) While we all stand and laugh. Go, go, Zach!
CHRIS: (SINGSONG) While we all stand and laugh. Go, go, Zach!
CHRIS: All right, time to get stung in the face.
CHRIS: All right, time to get stung in the face.
CHRIS: As the blood rushes to the mast, the beast awakens from his ancient slumber.
CHRIS: As the blood rushes to the mast, the beast awakens from his ancient slumber.
CHRIS: Before he returns to hell, it's time for dessert.
CHRIS: Before he returns to hell, it's time for dessert.
CHRIS: Do you feel sexier?
CHRIS: Do you feel sexier?
CHRIS: Feast on his cock.
CHRIS: Feast on his cock.
CHRIS: He's my offspring.
CHRIS: He's my offspring.
CHRIS: I wanted to surprise you.
CHRIS: I wanted to surprise you.
CHRIS: It was the bird.
CHRIS: It was the bird.
CHRIS: It's time to sacrifice Wee Man's juicy ass to the raptor from hell.
CHRIS: It's time to sacrifice Wee Man's juicy ass to the raptor from hell.
CHRIS: Just have fun with it.
CHRIS: Just have fun with it.
CHRIS: Just relax and enjoy the procedure.
CHRIS: Just relax and enjoy the procedure.
CHRIS: Let the unholy sacrament begin.
CHRIS: Let the unholy sacrament begin.
CHRIS: Milk, milk, lemonade, turn the corner and fudge is made.
CHRIS: Milk, milk, lemonade, turn the corner and fudge is made.
CHRIS: Preston should have pooped before he came to work today.
CHRIS: Preston should have pooped before he came to work today.
CHRIS: That's pig cum. Five gallons.
CHRIS: That's pig cum. Five gallons.
CHRIS: That's the weird part,
CHRIS: That's the weird part,
CHRIS: The beast has drawn blood.
CHRIS: The beast has drawn blood.
CHRIS: This is actually my first time performing
CHRIS: This is actually my first time performing
CHRIS: Unfortunately, young Icarus got a little bit cocky,
CHRIS: Unfortunately, young Icarus got a little bit cocky,
CHRIS: When the beast awakens, the monster arises.
CHRIS: When the beast awakens, the monster arises.
CHRIS: You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
CHRIS: You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
Cobra Kai rules.
Cobra Kai rules.
Cold brew coffee, all right.
Cold brew coffee, all right.
Come in here.
Come in here.
Come on, O.
Come on, O.
Come on, Poopies, you need to go again, dude.
Come on, Poopies, you need to go again, dude.
Come on, Zach!
Come on, Zach!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! (SCREAMS)
Come on! (SCREAMS)
Come this way, I swear to God, I'm not lying to you.
Come this way, I swear to God, I'm not lying to you.
Consent!
Consent!
D u m b...
D u m b...
D u m...
D u m...
Damn, I got a hard head.
Damn, I got a hard head.
Damn, that sounds like me in London.
Damn, that sounds like me in London.
DANIELLE: Don't turn! That would have hit him!
DANIELLE: Don't turn! That would have hit him!
DANIELLE: That would have hit him!
DANIELLE: That would have hit him!
Dark Shark, stay down.
Dark Shark, stay down.
Dark Shark, why are you pulling on me?
Dark Shark, why are you pulling on me?
DARK SHARK: Hell, nah, are you crazy?
DARK SHARK: Hell, nah, are you crazy?
DARK SHARK: Is he gonna bite him for real?
DARK SHARK: Is he gonna bite him for real?
DARK SHARK: Ow! He's biting my arm!
DARK SHARK: Ow! He's biting my arm!
Dave England, Ehren McGhehey...
Dave England, Ehren McGhehey...
DAVE: Ah, that will work.
DAVE: Ah, that will work.
DAVE: Ehren, what are you doing? Don't use me as a human shield!
DAVE: Ehren, what are you doing? Don't use me as a human shield!
DAVE: Ehren!
DAVE: Ehren!
DAVE: I don't know, dude.
DAVE: I don't know, dude.
DAVE: I just need to know you're there.
DAVE: I just need to know you're there.
DAVE: I took a huge coil in there and it stunk so bad.
DAVE: I took a huge coil in there and it stunk so bad.
DAVE: I'm a vegetarian!
DAVE: I'm a vegetarian!
DAVE: It's gotta be over, dude.
DAVE: It's gotta be over, dude.
DAVE: No, you don't know shit!
DAVE: No, you don't know shit!
DAVE: Oh. Oh, my God.
DAVE: Oh. Oh, my God.
DAVE: What happened?
DAVE: What happened?
Did anyone even film that?
Did anyone even film that?
Did milk come out?
Did milk come out?
Did they just... (SCREAMING)
Did they just... (SCREAMING)
Did they put that goofy ass beard on in makeup?
Did they put that goofy ass beard on in makeup?
Did we get it?
Did we get it?
Did you see Dirty Dancing?
Did you see Dirty Dancing?
Did your brother say he was joining us for lunch?
Did your brother say he was joining us for lunch?
Dirty Dancing with Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze.
Dirty Dancing with Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze.
Do it, come on, man.
Do it, come on, man.
Do we all understand the rules and we're not gonna make any noise?
Do we all understand the rules and we're not gonna make any noise?
Do you feel the vibration?
Do you feel the vibration?
Do you mind if I get a photo?
Do you mind if I get a photo?
Do you think you can help me, ma'am?
Do you think you can help me, ma'am?
Does it smell?
Does it smell?
Doesn't fear anything except for like,
Doesn't fear anything except for like,
Don't do it. I'm telling you. I'm gonna flip this chair over.
Don't do it. I'm telling you. I'm gonna flip this chair over.
Don't get me! Ah! Fuck!
Don't get me! Ah! Fuck!
Don't look now, but it's flat as a pancake.
Don't look now, but it's flat as a pancake.
Drink as much milk as they can.
Drink as much milk as they can.
Dry off, Steve O, it's going again.
Dry off, Steve O, it's going again.
Dude wanted to be just like me.
Dude wanted to be just like me.
Dude, dude!
Dude, dude!
Dude, I don't look that good, man.
Dude, I don't look that good, man.
Dude, I got bit by something! What the fuck was that?
Dude, I got bit by something! What the fuck was that?
Dude, it's gnarly.
Dude, it's gnarly.
Dude, it's so cold. That hurt so bad.
Dude, it's so cold. That hurt so bad.
Dude, relax. Poopies relax, dog. Relax, man.
Dude, relax. Poopies relax, dog. Relax, man.
Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, you said it wasn't gonna feel like anything.
Dude, you said it wasn't gonna feel like anything.
Dude! Chill!
Dude! Chill!
Dude. I'm sorry, dude.
Dude. I'm sorry, dude.
Dude... Where were you?
Dude... Where were you?
Ehren "Fluffer" McGhehey.
Ehren "Fluffer" McGhehey.
Ehren has to take a bite from the spider.
Ehren has to take a bite from the spider.
Ehren is the winner!
Ehren is the winner!
Ehren, don't fuckin' not answer me.
Ehren, don't fuckin' not answer me.
Ehren, I'm sorry, I hit the wrong button.
Ehren, I'm sorry, I hit the wrong button.
Ehren, remain calm.
Ehren, remain calm.
EHREN: "Dumbbell".
EHREN: "Dumbbell".
EHREN: (GRUNTS) Stop it!
EHREN: (GRUNTS) Stop it!
EHREN: Come on!
EHREN: Come on!
EHREN: Fuck this shit! Ah, fuck you guys!
EHREN: Fuck this shit! Ah, fuck you guys!
EHREN: Here, hold my hand, Steve O. Hold my hand.
EHREN: Here, hold my hand, Steve O. Hold my hand.
EHREN: How am I supposed to even help you, Dave?
EHREN: How am I supposed to even help you, Dave?
EHREN: I got to get out of this thing.
EHREN: I got to get out of this thing.
EHREN: I'm done! I'm done! I can't.
EHREN: I'm done! I'm done! I can't.
EHREN: I'm getting 'em right now.
EHREN: I'm getting 'em right now.
EHREN: I'm gonna break that fucking door down.
EHREN: I'm gonna break that fucking door down.
EHREN: Just look at me, Eric.
EHREN: Just look at me, Eric.
EHREN: No, I promise!
EHREN: No, I promise!
EHREN: Now I'm stuck in a room.
EHREN: Now I'm stuck in a room.
EHREN: Oh, fuck. Fucking rattlesnake in here.
EHREN: Oh, fuck. Fucking rattlesnake in here.
EHREN: Oh, God!
EHREN: Oh, God!
EHREN: Oh, God.
EHREN: Oh, God.
EHREN: Oh, shit, man. That fucking knocked me out.
EHREN: Oh, shit, man. That fucking knocked me out.
EHREN: Play ball!
EHREN: Play ball!
EHREN: There's a door. I just opened it. I swear to God!
EHREN: There's a door. I just opened it. I swear to God!
EHREN: We need a medic. Medic!
EHREN: We need a medic. Medic!
EHREN: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute!
EHREN: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute!
Ehren's gonna get the world's fastest softball pitcher.
Ehren's gonna get the world's fastest softball pitcher.
Either way it goes, he's gonna land in this lake.
Either way it goes, he's gonna land in this lake.
Elton John!
Elton John!
Elton.
Elton.
ERIC: But she looks great.
ERIC: But she looks great.
ERIC: God dammit, doctor.
ERIC: God dammit, doctor.
ERIC: Let's make it count.
ERIC: Let's make it count.
ERIC: You're ready for the red carpet. (LAUGHS)
ERIC: You're ready for the red carpet. (LAUGHS)
Even at a time when I wanted to die, I wouldn't get in the bullring.
Even at a time when I wanted to die, I wouldn't get in the bullring.
Even with an outbreak you're still blowing people up.
Even with an outbreak you're still blowing people up.
Everybody shut up!
Everybody shut up!
EVERYONE: In ten, nine, eight,
EVERYONE: In ten, nine, eight,
EVERYONE: Ooooh!
EVERYONE: Ooooh!
Everyone's going to leave. Lights out.
Everyone's going to leave. Lights out.
Everything I say is gonna end up on the cutting room floor anyways.
Everything I say is gonna end up on the cutting room floor anyways.
Fail to prepare. Prepare to fail. Hmm.
Fail to prepare. Prepare to fail. Hmm.
Fire this way!
Fire this way!
Fire!
Fire!
First time you got cummed on?
First time you got cummed on?
Flamingo, pelican, eh!
Flamingo, pelican, eh!
For our next challenge, our friend Jules here
For our next challenge, our friend Jules here
For real, like, I've been watching Jackass
For real, like, I've been watching Jackass
For the final dance she runs at them.
For the final dance she runs at them.
For the skateboard guillotine.
For the skateboard guillotine.
Francis hits harder than any heavyweight in the MMA. It's insane.
Francis hits harder than any heavyweight in the MMA. It's insane.
FRANCIS: Oh, yeah. Because I've never hit somebody in the ding ding on purpose.
FRANCIS: Oh, yeah. Because I've never hit somebody in the ding ding on purpose.
Frank has four plates of six cookies.
Frank has four plates of six cookies.
Fuck it, get the fuck outta here!
Fuck it, get the fuck outta here!
Fuck that. There's something bad over there, probably!
Fuck that. There's something bad over there, probably!
Fuck this shit. I'm outta here! Fuck it!
Fuck this shit. I'm outta here! Fuck it!
Fuck this, man.
Fuck this, man.
Fuck you, Ehren!
Fuck you, Ehren!
Fuck, dude, he tried to bite my hand.
Fuck, dude, he tried to bite my hand.
Fuck, dude.
Fuck, dude.
Fuck, everything was perfect. I was like,
Fuck, everything was perfect. I was like,
Fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck!
Fuck, Jeff!
Fuck, Jeff!
Fuck, there's the door. Dave over here!
Fuck, there's the door. Dave over here!
Fuck, this cup sucked.
Fuck, this cup sucked.
Fuck, we gotta go.
Fuck, we gotta go.
Fuck, yeah! Let's go!
Fuck, yeah! Let's go!
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! What the fuck! His head!
Fuck! What the fuck! His head!
Fucking look! Wee Man, right there!
Fucking look! Wee Man, right there!
Get another one, get another one.
Get another one, get another one.
Get it off! Get it off!
Get it off! Get it off!
Get on the stretcher!
Get on the stretcher!
Get on the stretcher.
Get on the stretcher.
Get out there, get out there.
Get out there, get out there.
Get set...
Get set...
Get your fucking ass up there.
Get your fucking ass up there.
Gets caught in there, it will ignite,
Gets caught in there, it will ignite,
Go out that one. This one is locked.
Go out that one. This one is locked.
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go!
God damn it, is that why you put that camera...?
God damn it, is that why you put that camera...?
God, dude!
God, dude!
God, my fucking dick got one. Oooooh!
God, my fucking dick got one. Oooooh!
Good job, dude! You launched!
Good job, dude! You launched!
Good job, man. Fucking right on, dude.
Good job, man. Fucking right on, dude.
Good job.
Good job.
Good. What's new?
Good. What's new?
Goodbye, human ramp!
Goodbye, human ramp!
Grandpa, are you okay?
Grandpa, are you okay?
He got shot in the dick.
He got shot in the dick.
He has no arms.
He has no arms.
He just got his nuts beat up.
He just got his nuts beat up.
He kicked your ass, dude.
He kicked your ass, dude.
He kinda doesn't like bugs or spiders,
He kinda doesn't like bugs or spiders,
He put his hands down! What a pussy. Don't look.
He put his hands down! What a pussy. Don't look.
He turned around and just nailed him.
He turned around and just nailed him.
He was.
He was.
He went higher than that roof. He went all the way up in there.
He went higher than that roof. He went all the way up in there.
He will bite you if you get too close to him and he will kill you, or try to.
He will bite you if you get too close to him and he will kill you, or try to.
He'll feel it real quickly.
He'll feel it real quickly.
He'll jump in cactus for you.
He'll jump in cactus for you.
He's a gnarly superstar.
He's a gnarly superstar.
He's about to have five gallons of pig cum dumped on him.
He's about to have five gallons of pig cum dumped on him.
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's going to battle Ehren in the spider helmet.
He's going to battle Ehren in the spider helmet.
He's going to release it on the ground.
He's going to release it on the ground.
He's got a western diamondback rattlesnake.
He's got a western diamondback rattlesnake.
He's ready.
He's ready.
He's talking smack.
He's talking smack.
He's trying to bite my hand.
He's trying to bite my hand.
He's trying to bite my hand. He's trying to bite my hand.
He's trying to bite my hand. He's trying to bite my hand.
Headquarters.
Headquarters.
Hell, no, I ain't going near none of that. Hell, nah.
Hell, no, I ain't going near none of that. Hell, nah.
Hello, I am Johnny Knoxville and this is the flight of Icarus.
Hello, I am Johnny Knoxville and this is the flight of Icarus.
Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent.
Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent.
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to the dum dum game.
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to the dum dum game.
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!
Hello, Lance.
Hello, Lance.
Hello, my name is Irving Zisman,
Hello, my name is Irving Zisman,
Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville
Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville
Help me, Eric! Help me!
Help me, Eric! Help me!
Help!
Help!
Here we go! Fuck me!
Here we go! Fuck me!
Here we go. Full tight on the monster. Rolling.
Here we go. Full tight on the monster. Rolling.
Here with Steve O and our special handsome guest star,
Here with Steve O and our special handsome guest star,
Here. come here.
Here. come here.
Hey, can you hand me the black tape over there?
Hey, can you hand me the black tape over there?
Hey, Dave.
Hey, Dave.
Hey, Ehren, no joke, you're fucked.
Hey, Ehren, no joke, you're fucked.
Hey, I'll tell you right now, if the jokes continue
Hey, I'll tell you right now, if the jokes continue
Hey, I'm Raab Himself and this is Bungy Wedgie.
Hey, I'm Raab Himself and this is Bungy Wedgie.
Hey, J, talk to me. You okay?
Hey, J, talk to me. You okay?
Hey, Wee Man, help him get through that hole.
Hey, Wee Man, help him get through that hole.
Hey. Feel that shit, man. That motherfucker was trying to hurt me, man.
Hey. Feel that shit, man. That motherfucker was trying to hurt me, man.
Hi, I am Johnny Knoxville, and this is the cup test.
Hi, I am Johnny Knoxville, and this is the cup test.
Hi, I'm Preston Lacy. This is a human ramp.
Hi, I'm Preston Lacy. This is a human ramp.
His balls are in his tummy.
His balls are in his tummy.
His nuts are bleeding. We got blood.
His nuts are bleeding. We got blood.
Hit somebody in the nuts.
Hit somebody in the nuts.
Hit the blue! Hit the override!
Hit the blue! Hit the override!
Hit the lever! Hit the lever!
Hit the lever! Hit the lever!
Hold the collar up so I can see it.
Hold the collar up so I can see it.
Hollywood has long put tremendous pressure on women
Hollywood has long put tremendous pressure on women
Holy crap, I fell on my face.
Holy crap, I fell on my face.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit! Yes! Fuck yes!
Holy shit! Yes! Fuck yes!
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Honestly, I think it tastes good.
Honestly, I think it tastes good.
Hood card taken away.
Hood card taken away.
How about a hand for our dancers?
How about a hand for our dancers?
How big of an angle is it gonna be?
How big of an angle is it gonna be?
How did that explode?
How did that explode?
How did you beat me?
How did you beat me?
How did you end up here? And you just took a shit...
How did you end up here? And you just took a shit...
How is he the winner?
How is he the winner?
How many times do we get to play?
How many times do we get to play?
How the fuck is he gonna be the winner?
How the fuck is he gonna be the winner?
How was work today, honey?
How was work today, honey?
How you doing, Lance?
How you doing, Lance?
How... why are we the only ones in here now?
How... why are we the only ones in here now?
How's Raab not in this?
How's Raab not in this?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I am Danger Ehren, and this is the softball test.
I am Danger Ehren, and this is the softball test.
I am Eric Manaka, and this is a horse race.
I am Eric Manaka, and this is a horse race.
I am Poopies. Big time movie star.
I am Poopies. Big time movie star.
I am Rob Dyrdek, and this is musical chair bags.
I am Rob Dyrdek, and this is musical chair bags.
I am saving you.
I am saving you.
I am so sorry. It's literally my second day on the job. I fell off.
I am so sorry. It's literally my second day on the job. I fell off.
I am trapped.
I am trapped.
I believe he shot up and into the hole.
I believe he shot up and into the hole.
I came out of his penis, man. That's how he acting?
I came out of his penis, man. That's how he acting?
I can barely taste the pig cum in this.
I can barely taste the pig cum in this.
I can ride.
I can ride.
I can totally see through Steve O's.
I can totally see through Steve O's.
I can't do math!
I can't do math!
I can't drink the milk. I'm going too fast.
I can't drink the milk. I'm going too fast.
I can't get any more hurt.
I can't get any more hurt.
I can't take him off your boob unless you give me permission.
I can't take him off your boob unless you give me permission.
I could tell if it's straight or not 'cause...
I could tell if it's straight or not 'cause...
I didn't even get to answer.
I didn't even get to answer.
I didn't even know he could go that fast.
I didn't even know he could go that fast.
I didn't kick the bird!
I didn't kick the bird!
I didn't tell him it was a heavyweight. Jeff and I forgot to mention that.
I didn't tell him it was a heavyweight. Jeff and I forgot to mention that.
I don't even like handcuffs on me no more.
I don't even like handcuffs on me no more.
I don't hear nothing.
I don't hear nothing.
I don't know how to get out.
I don't know how to get out.
I don't know what... Oh, my God!
I don't know what... Oh, my God!
I don't know where the blue is?
I don't know where the blue is?
I don't know, dude. I don't know, man.
I don't know, dude. I don't know, man.
I don't know!
I don't know!
I don't need physics from you guys right now.
I don't need physics from you guys right now.
I don't think Preston's okay.
I don't think Preston's okay.
I don't understand why you were using the toilet.
I don't understand why you were using the toilet.
I don't wanna see the fangs.
I don't wanna see the fangs.
I don't want to touch anything because I don't know...
I don't want to touch anything because I don't know...
I feel fucked up.
I feel fucked up.
I feel like grabbing his ass.
I feel like grabbing his ass.
I feel like I'm coming back to myself. I can't remember nothing.
I feel like I'm coming back to myself. I can't remember nothing.
I feel like, I'm just like, ah ha, man, I'm on Jackass.
I feel like, I'm just like, ah ha, man, I'm on Jackass.
I feel shaky.
I feel shaky.
I fucking shit my pants.
I fucking shit my pants.
I got shocked so bad so many times.
I got shocked so bad so many times.
I got shot in the fuckin' mouth.
I got shot in the fuckin' mouth.
I got shot with the elephant gun yesterday.
I got shot with the elephant gun yesterday.
I got you a job!
I got you a job!
I gotta save you!
I gotta save you!
I gotta say, I look great, though.
I gotta say, I look great, though.
I have one on me.
I have one on me.
I heard Zach, it sounded like he's getting murdered in here.
I heard Zach, it sounded like he's getting murdered in here.
I just Googled the hardest punch ever recorded.
I just Googled the hardest punch ever recorded.
I just said why can't I wear my cool hat?
I just said why can't I wear my cool hat?
I just shit my pants. I just shit my fucking pants.
I just shit my pants. I just shit my fucking pants.
I kind of feel like praying right now.
I kind of feel like praying right now.
I love how you're just smiling at him.
I love how you're just smiling at him.
I love the smell of paintballs in the morning!
I love the smell of paintballs in the morning!
I love you guys, man, for that.
I love you guys, man, for that.
I love you, dude.
I love you, dude.
I need a towel.
I need a towel.
I need to get my basket closer to this pole.
I need to get my basket closer to this pole.
I never know what to say to Rick's camera.
I never know what to say to Rick's camera.
I still feel it in my ass.
I still feel it in my ass.
I summon Sarcophilus Satanicus
I summon Sarcophilus Satanicus
I think he passed out.
I think he passed out.
I think I have the smallest one out of the whole group.
I think I have the smallest one out of the whole group.
I think I prefer the pig.
I think I prefer the pig.
I think we gotta go one more.
I think we gotta go one more.
I think we're all the way finished, we're through.
I think we're all the way finished, we're through.
I thought my hand was your hand.
I thought my hand was your hand.
I thought this was like the only way to get out.
I thought this was like the only way to get out.
I thought we were supposed to have pads on the tubes and the metal.
I thought we were supposed to have pads on the tubes and the metal.
I took a huge shit in there too.
I took a huge shit in there too.
I totally forgot I was a lifeguard.
I totally forgot I was a lifeguard.
I wanna get outta here, man, like I'm serious.
I wanna get outta here, man, like I'm serious.
I wanna go now. Open that fuckin' door.
I wanna go now. Open that fuckin' door.
I want the perimeter bombed, God damn it!
I want the perimeter bombed, God damn it!
I was coming off my pedals, it was not my strongest performance.
I was coming off my pedals, it was not my strongest performance.
I was gonna say that! (GROANS)
I was gonna say that! (GROANS)
I was in the water like...
I was in the water like...
I was like, "Yeah, cool, let's do this."
I was like, "Yeah, cool, let's do this."
I was like, fuck your life. I was like, man.
I was like, fuck your life. I was like, man.
I was trying to look stoked.
I was trying to look stoked.
I will fuckin' live here.
I will fuckin' live here.
I will stand up and walk away.
I will stand up and walk away.
I would have no part in this bullshit.
I would have no part in this bullshit.
I'll guide.
I'll guide.
I'll remember that on my next question, Poopies.
I'll remember that on my next question, Poopies.
I'll start a new life in here.
I'll start a new life in here.
I'm a grown man.
I'm a grown man.
I'm all right, I'll be all right.
I'm all right, I'll be all right.
I'm Dave England and I got to take a shit.
I'm Dave England and I got to take a shit.
I'm fucking 51 years old.
I'm fucking 51 years old.
I'm giving you consent!
I'm giving you consent!
I'm going to give my guy Johnny Knoxville a look,
I'm going to give my guy Johnny Knoxville a look,
I'm gonna fuck you up, man. You supposed to be having my back.
I'm gonna fuck you up, man. You supposed to be having my back.
I'm gonna pull him out.
I'm gonna pull him out.
I'm gonna shit my pants before we get to that fuckin' place.
I'm gonna shit my pants before we get to that fuckin' place.
I'm here with professional hockey player P.K. Subban.
I'm here with professional hockey player P.K. Subban.
I'm in the TV show I used to watch, man.
I'm in the TV show I used to watch, man.
I'm in the weirdest position.
I'm in the weirdest position.
I'm Jasper, and I'm about to take this gold chair to the fucking moon.
I'm Jasper, and I'm about to take this gold chair to the fucking moon.
I'm Jasper. And this is bodysurfing, motherfucker.
I'm Jasper. And this is bodysurfing, motherfucker.
I'm just going... I am burned.
I'm just going... I am burned.
I'm kind of embarrassed right now. Like...
I'm kind of embarrassed right now. Like...
I'm not a fucking scientist, man,
I'm not a fucking scientist, man,
I'm not trying to, but it keeps slipping around.
I'm not trying to, but it keeps slipping around.
I'm outta here.
I'm outta here.
I'm passing out!
I'm passing out!
I'm Rachel, and this is scorpion botox.
I'm Rachel, and this is scorpion botox.
I'm ready to come out of this. I...
I'm ready to come out of this. I...
I'm ready to get in there and just see what happens.
I'm ready to get in there and just see what happens.
I'm really scared for Johnny right now.
I'm really scared for Johnny right now.
I'm running around in a G string for a living.
I'm running around in a G string for a living.
I'm so glad I put this...
I'm so glad I put this...
I'm sorry, Poopies, but that is wrong!
I'm sorry, Poopies, but that is wrong!
I'm starting to think those cups don't work, dude.
I'm starting to think those cups don't work, dude.
I'm tapped out, out here and still I was like,
I'm tapped out, out here and still I was like,
I'm the smart one. I already know what's going to happen.
I'm the smart one. I already know what's going to happen.
I'm Tyler. And this is the electric tap dance.
I'm Tyler. And this is the electric tap dance.
I'm very excited because we are lighting
I'm very excited because we are lighting
I'm Wee Man, and this is the triple wedgie.
I'm Wee Man, and this is the triple wedgie.
I'm worried, like we've been hitting the guys
I'm worried, like we've been hitting the guys
I've never been around a bull
I've never been around a bull
If I flip the chair over, that thing gonna bite me
If I flip the chair over, that thing gonna bite me
If they do trust us to go to the bathroom today,
If they do trust us to go to the bathroom today,
If this is a race to see who vomits first,
If this is a race to see who vomits first,
If you get them right, you're safe and in the clear,
If you get them right, you're safe and in the clear,
If you would hang the top left side,
If you would hang the top left side,
Imprisoned on the island of Crete.
Imprisoned on the island of Crete.
In my whole entire life.
In my whole entire life.
Incredible fine young men, new talent, war dogs.
Incredible fine young men, new talent, war dogs.
Is everything on sale?
Is everything on sale?
Is going to help Poopies kiss this deadly viper.
Is going to help Poopies kiss this deadly viper.
Is he okay? He's not moving.
Is he okay? He's not moving.
Is it... Is it actually over?
Is it... Is it actually over?
Is really working, Steve O.
Is really working, Steve O.
Is that venomous?
Is that venomous?
Is the firehose rodeo.
Is the firehose rodeo.
Is there an "antidope" here?
Is there an "antidope" here?
It doesn't really hurt.
It doesn't really hurt.
It doesn't say shit here!
It doesn't say shit here!
It looked good on you.
It looked good on you.
It moves when you move.
It moves when you move.
It worked!
It worked!
It's a paintball time!
It's a paintball time!
It's a percussion instrument!
It's a percussion instrument!
It's a softball.
It's a softball.
It's been a while since I ate the horse semen but...
It's been a while since I ate the horse semen but...
It's for the movie, dude.
It's for the movie, dude.
It's fuckin'... lubed up.
It's fuckin'... lubed up.
It's going as fast as that rattlesnake.
It's going as fast as that rattlesnake.
It's good to have dreams.
It's good to have dreams.
It's in there.
It's in there.
It's just bigger.
It's just bigger.
It's more of a pinky orange.
It's more of a pinky orange.
It's not goin' touch you.
It's not goin' touch you.
It's time to do this.
It's time to do this.
It's time to introduce Zach Holmes and say goodbye to the human ramp.
It's time to introduce Zach Holmes and say goodbye to the human ramp.
JASPER: Came for lips and left with a new chin.
JASPER: Came for lips and left with a new chin.
JASPER: Chill, chill, chill!
JASPER: Chill, chill, chill!
JASPER: Dude, I don't think we gotta...
JASPER: Dude, I don't think we gotta...
JASPER: Fuck!
JASPER: Fuck!
JASPER: Oh, fuck. I want to go again.
JASPER: Oh, fuck. I want to go again.
JASPER: Oh!
JASPER: Oh!
JASPER: Oh! Oh! Oh!
JASPER: Oh! Oh! Oh!
JASPER: That don't hurt?
JASPER: That don't hurt?
JASPER: This is fucked.
JASPER: This is fucked.
JASPER: You flew like an angel.
JASPER: You flew like an angel.
JASPER: You got it, dog.
JASPER: You got it, dog.
Jasper!
Jasper!
JAWS: What the fuck!
JAWS: What the fuck!
Jeff said he needs one more.
Jeff said he needs one more.
Jeff should sit on that.
Jeff should sit on that.
Jeff, sit on that just once, bro.
Jeff, sit on that just once, bro.
JEFF: (SINGSONG) Zackass, he's a real wild, crazy guy.
JEFF: (SINGSONG) Zackass, he's a real wild, crazy guy.
JEFF: In a second. In a second.
JEFF: In a second. In a second.
JEFF: You got exactly what you wanted.
JEFF: You got exactly what you wanted.
Jeff. Jeff, can I get out?
Jeff. Jeff, can I get out?
Jen!
Jen!
Jesus Christ, dude. This is fucking wild.
Jesus Christ, dude. This is fucking wild.
Jesus, man!
Jesus, man!
JOHNNY: (LAUGHS) Wee Man flipped. How did you go backwards?
JOHNNY: (LAUGHS) Wee Man flipped. How did you go backwards?
JOHNNY: A little angel hanging in the air.
JOHNNY: A little angel hanging in the air.
JOHNNY: All right, here we go, fellas.
JOHNNY: All right, here we go, fellas.
JOHNNY: All right, on three!
JOHNNY: All right, on three!
JOHNNY: All right. Let's go.
JOHNNY: All right. Let's go.
JOHNNY: All right. Three, two, one. Jump!
JOHNNY: All right. Three, two, one. Jump!
JOHNNY: And let's keep going.
JOHNNY: And let's keep going.
JOHNNY: Are you really allergic to bees, Ehren?
JOHNNY: Are you really allergic to bees, Ehren?
JOHNNY: Can Lance get another mask?
JOHNNY: Can Lance get another mask?
JOHNNY: Charlie just touched it, it went boom.
JOHNNY: Charlie just touched it, it went boom.
JOHNNY: Dark Shark, come on, just put it on your arm.
JOHNNY: Dark Shark, come on, just put it on your arm.
JOHNNY: Dark Shark, if you let go of me I will get the spider out.
JOHNNY: Dark Shark, if you let go of me I will get the spider out.
JOHNNY: Did I get you?
JOHNNY: Did I get you?
JOHNNY: Don't gas out, Steve O.
JOHNNY: Don't gas out, Steve O.
JOHNNY: Don't move, Dark Shark.
JOHNNY: Don't move, Dark Shark.
JOHNNY: Dude, I was like, "Catch him."
JOHNNY: Dude, I was like, "Catch him."
JOHNNY: Ehren, don't make any sudden movements.
JOHNNY: Ehren, don't make any sudden movements.
JOHNNY: Ehren, please relax.
JOHNNY: Ehren, please relax.
JOHNNY: Ehren!
JOHNNY: Ehren!
JOHNNY: Everybody quiet. So he can sing "Milk, Milk, Lemonade."
JOHNNY: Everybody quiet. So he can sing "Milk, Milk, Lemonade."
JOHNNY: Excuse me, ma'am?
JOHNNY: Excuse me, ma'am?
JOHNNY: Fire! Shoot it!
JOHNNY: Fire! Shoot it!
JOHNNY: Give them a little bridge.
JOHNNY: Give them a little bridge.
JOHNNY: Harvested gallons and gallons of this. Does it smell like pig semen?
JOHNNY: Harvested gallons and gallons of this. Does it smell like pig semen?
JOHNNY: He's a feisty little bugger. How you feeling, Poopies?
JOHNNY: He's a feisty little bugger. How you feeling, Poopies?
JOHNNY: He's going to take his nuts and go home?
JOHNNY: He's going to take his nuts and go home?
JOHNNY: He's not happy.
JOHNNY: He's not happy.
JOHNNY: How are you with heights, Zach?
JOHNNY: How are you with heights, Zach?
JOHNNY: I can't even... I can't even fucking do it.
JOHNNY: I can't even... I can't even fucking do it.
JOHNNY: I don't know what's worse, the wedgie or these
JOHNNY: I don't know what's worse, the wedgie or these
JOHNNY: I gotta save Jeff.
JOHNNY: I gotta save Jeff.
JOHNNY: I just wanted you to smell it.
JOHNNY: I just wanted you to smell it.
JOHNNY: I was attacked.
JOHNNY: I was attacked.
JOHNNY: I went up high as a moose's caboose.
JOHNNY: I went up high as a moose's caboose.
JOHNNY: I'm sorry, Wee Man, but you're out.
JOHNNY: I'm sorry, Wee Man, but you're out.
JOHNNY: Is that the hardest you've ever hit someone in the ding ding?
JOHNNY: Is that the hardest you've ever hit someone in the ding ding?
JOHNNY: Is that? Wait, I'm not...
JOHNNY: Is that? Wait, I'm not...
JOHNNY: It happened so fast.
JOHNNY: It happened so fast.
JOHNNY: It might... Guys, stay on the couch.
JOHNNY: It might... Guys, stay on the couch.
JOHNNY: It's going good, Steve O.
JOHNNY: It's going good, Steve O.
JOHNNY: It's going to shock the shit out of them.
JOHNNY: It's going to shock the shit out of them.
JOHNNY: It's kinda like Mr. Snuffleupagus. Okay.
JOHNNY: It's kinda like Mr. Snuffleupagus. Okay.
JOHNNY: Just, okay? Just go straight.
JOHNNY: Just, okay? Just go straight.
JOHNNY: Let Ehren out.
JOHNNY: Let Ehren out.
JOHNNY: Look at his face!
JOHNNY: Look at his face!
JOHNNY: Look at the safety precautions.
JOHNNY: Look at the safety precautions.
JOHNNY: Love you!
JOHNNY: Love you!
JOHNNY: Make sure Ehren sees the fangs.
JOHNNY: Make sure Ehren sees the fangs.
JOHNNY: Man, that happened fast.
JOHNNY: Man, that happened fast.
JOHNNY: Mr. Bear, eat that dick.
JOHNNY: Mr. Bear, eat that dick.
JOHNNY: My hand hit the button!
JOHNNY: My hand hit the button!
JOHNNY: No, you, no. Ehren lay down.
JOHNNY: No, you, no. Ehren lay down.
JOHNNY: Oh, boy, I think he told a porky.
JOHNNY: Oh, boy, I think he told a porky.
JOHNNY: Oh, find your chairs!
JOHNNY: Oh, find your chairs!
JOHNNY: Oh, my God!
JOHNNY: Oh, my God!
JOHNNY: Oh, my God.
JOHNNY: Oh, my God.
JOHNNY: Oh, my God.
JOHNNY: Oh, my God.
JOHNNY: Oh, my goodness.
JOHNNY: Oh, my goodness.
JOHNNY: Oh, no!
JOHNNY: Oh, no!
JOHNNY: Oh, that's cum!
JOHNNY: Oh, that's cum!
JOHNNY: Oh. Here comes the queen.
JOHNNY: Oh. Here comes the queen.
JOHNNY: Okay, I'll get it.
JOHNNY: Okay, I'll get it.
JOHNNY: Okay.
JOHNNY: Okay.
JOHNNY: Okay.
JOHNNY: Okay.
JOHNNY: Okay. Oh, and by the way, the loser has to take
JOHNNY: Okay. Oh, and by the way, the loser has to take
JOHNNY: Okay. We're gonna leave the tape.
JOHNNY: Okay. We're gonna leave the tape.
JOHNNY: Poopies just got stung.
JOHNNY: Poopies just got stung.
JOHNNY: Poopies, if you get this next question wrong Ehren, unfortunately, wins.
JOHNNY: Poopies, if you get this next question wrong Ehren, unfortunately, wins.
JOHNNY: Rachel and Poopies laying down the gauntlet on Steve O.
JOHNNY: Rachel and Poopies laying down the gauntlet on Steve O.
JOHNNY: Shall we begin taping, fellas?
JOHNNY: Shall we begin taping, fellas?
JOHNNY: So where should it bite him?
JOHNNY: So where should it bite him?
JOHNNY: Sorry, that was wrong.
JOHNNY: Sorry, that was wrong.
JOHNNY: Stuff it in his butt and let's go.
JOHNNY: Stuff it in his butt and let's go.
JOHNNY: There's a lot of bees, Steve O.
JOHNNY: There's a lot of bees, Steve O.
JOHNNY: They're really latching on now, Steve O.
JOHNNY: They're really latching on now, Steve O.
JOHNNY: Uh oh.
JOHNNY: Uh oh.
JOHNNY: Watch out.
JOHNNY: Watch out.
JOHNNY: We have a winner!
JOHNNY: We have a winner!
JOHNNY: We have our champion.
JOHNNY: We have our champion.
JOHNNY: Wee Man, question:
JOHNNY: Wee Man, question:
JOHNNY: What do you have in there?
JOHNNY: What do you have in there?
JOHNNY: What happened to the dance?
JOHNNY: What happened to the dance?
JOHNNY: What kind of snake is it?
JOHNNY: What kind of snake is it?
JOHNNY: Yeah, buddy.
JOHNNY: Yeah, buddy.
JOHNNY: Yeah, get him out of it.
JOHNNY: Yeah, get him out of it.
JOHNNY: Yeah.
JOHNNY: Yeah.
JOHNNY: You know you don't... You need to stay. Stay!
JOHNNY: You know you don't... You need to stay. Stay!
JOHNNY: You tried to take advantage of a defenseless old man?
JOHNNY: You tried to take advantage of a defenseless old man?
JOHNNY: You went from a triple A to a B on this side.
JOHNNY: You went from a triple A to a B on this side.
JOHNNY: You're making this much worse
JOHNNY: You're making this much worse
JOHNNY: Your whole Zen approach to staying calm
JOHNNY: Your whole Zen approach to staying calm
JULES: It's a Texas Rat Snake.
JULES: It's a Texas Rat Snake.
JULES: On the count of three. One, two, three.
JULES: On the count of three. One, two, three.
JULES: This one is an absolute bastard.
JULES: This one is an absolute bastard.
JULES: Up and down, up and down. Up and down.
JULES: Up and down, up and down. Up and down.
JULES: You have to get in closer.
JULES: You have to get in closer.
Junkyard mattresses you gotta land on?
Junkyard mattresses you gotta land on?
Just do it on my arm. It's fine.
Just do it on my arm. It's fine.
Just do the override like it says!
Just do the override like it says!
Just give it, just do a boob.
Just give it, just do a boob.
Just let me do it, okay?
Just let me do it, okay?
Just let me figure some things out. Okay?
Just let me figure some things out. Okay?
Just relax.
Just relax.
Just to keep it steady, huh?
Just to keep it steady, huh?
Keep going! Keep going!
Keep going! Keep going!
Kenneth Ehren McGhehey.
Kenneth Ehren McGhehey.
Knox, what the fuck? Come on.
Knox, what the fuck? Come on.
Ladies!
Ladies!
Lance, we need a closer shot of it.
Lance, we need a closer shot of it.
LANCE: There was some milk on the...
LANCE: There was some milk on the...
Last man standing is the winner.
Last man standing is the winner.
Let me get in on that one.
Let me get in on that one.
Let me have your camera, Lance.
Let me have your camera, Lance.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me tell you, I tore those d****s out a long time ago.
Let me tell you, I tore those d****s out a long time ago.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's get the snake out of the room.
Let's get the snake out of the room.
Let's pick up the speed! Pick up the speed!
Let's pick up the speed! Pick up the speed!
Look at Dave's face!
Look at Dave's face!
Look at that motherfucker.
Look at that motherfucker.
Look at...
Look at...
Machine Gun Kelly.
Machine Gun Kelly.
MACHINE GUN: It was the hand. That was harsh.
MACHINE GUN: It was the hand. That was harsh.
MAN 1: He's not even worried about it.
MAN 1: He's not even worried about it.
MAN 1: Just say, "This is body surfing", we don't need an intro.
MAN 1: Just say, "This is body surfing", we don't need an intro.
MAN 1: Oh, God.
MAN 1: Oh, God.
MAN 1: Oh, he's nuts!
MAN 1: Oh, he's nuts!
MAN 1: Oh, my God.
MAN 1: Oh, my God.
MAN 1: What? What?
MAN 1: What? What?
MAN 2: And that's why he is the captain.
MAN 2: And that's why he is the captain.
MAN 2: Ew, dude.
MAN 2: Ew, dude.
MAN 2: He's coming back, yeah.
MAN 2: He's coming back, yeah.
MAN 2: Here it goes.
MAN 2: Here it goes.
MAN 2: No. Not yet.
MAN 2: No. Not yet.
MAN 2: Oh, my God!
MAN 2: Oh, my God!
MAN 2: Oh, my goodness.
MAN 2: Oh, my goodness.
MAN 2: Oh! Eric, all back.
MAN 2: Oh! Eric, all back.
MAN 2: So that's a blast from the past, huh?
MAN 2: So that's a blast from the past, huh?
MAN 2: Steve O's winning.
MAN 2: Steve O's winning.
MAN 2: Tap that right over the top of it.
MAN 2: Tap that right over the top of it.
MAN 2: Yeah, it slipped down and pinned your nuts to the ground.
MAN 2: Yeah, it slipped down and pinned your nuts to the ground.
MAN 2: Yeah, it's adding length.
MAN 2: Yeah, it's adding length.
MAN 3: But the main thing is we need to hide your body more.
MAN 3: But the main thing is we need to hide your body more.
Man falling.
Man falling.
Man, it's uh...
Man, it's uh...
Man, Wee Man. I am sorry, man.
Man, Wee Man. I am sorry, man.
MAN: A little kissy.
MAN: A little kissy.
MAN: A VCR.
MAN: A VCR.
MAN: Ah! Dave! Dave!
MAN: Ah! Dave! Dave!
MAN: All right, chug, chug.
MAN: All right, chug, chug.
MAN: All right, fight fans.
MAN: All right, fight fans.
MAN: All right, he's coming, guys.
MAN: All right, he's coming, guys.
MAN: All right, here we go!
MAN: All right, here we go!
MAN: All right, let me...
MAN: All right, let me...
MAN: All right, let's get some smoke.
MAN: All right, let's get some smoke.
MAN: All right, let's go. Quiet!
MAN: All right, let's go. Quiet!
MAN: All right, take off the lid.
MAN: All right, take off the lid.
MAN: All right, thanks man. We'll do this real fast.
MAN: All right, thanks man. We'll do this real fast.
MAN: All right. How's that smoke? Good? All right.
MAN: All right. How's that smoke? Good? All right.
MAN: All right. Let's put the snake away and get these guys mic'd.
MAN: All right. Let's put the snake away and get these guys mic'd.
MAN: All the way.
MAN: All the way.
MAN: And cut.
MAN: And cut.
MAN: Are we rolling, guys?
MAN: Are we rolling, guys?
MAN: At last, see, you're doin' good!
MAN: At last, see, you're doin' good!
MAN: Brace yourselves.
MAN: Brace yourselves.
MAN: Captain!
MAN: Captain!
MAN: Cut! Cut!
MAN: Cut! Cut!
MAN: Dark Shark, you gotta let go!
MAN: Dark Shark, you gotta let go!
MAN: Dick pain hurts.
MAN: Dick pain hurts.
MAN: Do it, Ehren.
MAN: Do it, Ehren.
MAN: Does Ehren know this?
MAN: Does Ehren know this?
MAN: Don't hang brains out of the side...
MAN: Don't hang brains out of the side...
MAN: Dude, just kick back. It's not like we really care.
MAN: Dude, just kick back. It's not like we really care.
MAN: Dude!
MAN: Dude!
MAN: Eric, what's about to go down here?
MAN: Eric, what's about to go down here?
MAN: Everyone rolling?
MAN: Everyone rolling?
MAN: Face your fears.
MAN: Face your fears.
MAN: Five, six, seven, eight.
MAN: Five, six, seven, eight.
MAN: Five, six, seven, eight.
MAN: Five, six, seven, eight.
MAN: Flamingo.
MAN: Flamingo.
MAN: Fuck it.
MAN: Fuck it.
MAN: Give him a kiss.
MAN: Give him a kiss.
MAN: Give that a whirl, yeah.
MAN: Give that a whirl, yeah.
MAN: Gnarly.
MAN: Gnarly.
MAN: God!
MAN: God!
MAN: He didn't mess around, dude.
MAN: He didn't mess around, dude.
MAN: He's gettin' back, he's coming to.
MAN: He's gettin' back, he's coming to.
MAN: He's got 'em!
MAN: He's got 'em!
MAN: He's in shock right now, look at his face.
MAN: He's in shock right now, look at his face.
MAN: He's okay.
MAN: He's okay.
MAN: Head up! Head up!
MAN: Head up! Head up!
MAN: Her lips are really swollen now. That shit worked.
MAN: Her lips are really swollen now. That shit worked.
MAN: Here it comes, here it comes.
MAN: Here it comes, here it comes.
MAN: Hey, come here. Jump...
MAN: Hey, come here. Jump...
MAN: Hey, let's eat.
MAN: Hey, let's eat.
MAN: Hey, quiet please, quiet please.
MAN: Hey, quiet please, quiet please.
MAN: Hey. Steve O, how does it feel to be on set 20 years later?
MAN: Hey. Steve O, how does it feel to be on set 20 years later?
MAN: Holy fuck.
MAN: Holy fuck.
MAN: How does this look?
MAN: How does this look?
MAN: How's his head?
MAN: How's his head?
MAN: I didn't think you were gonna get that one.
MAN: I didn't think you were gonna get that one.
MAN: I feel for you, bro.
MAN: I feel for you, bro.
MAN: I hope you're gonna get that son of a bitch.
MAN: I hope you're gonna get that son of a bitch.
MAN: It's getting Knoxville for me.
MAN: It's getting Knoxville for me.
MAN: It's gonna make you look good, Steve O.
MAN: It's gonna make you look good, Steve O.
MAN: It's probably the biggest hit you've ever taken.
MAN: It's probably the biggest hit you've ever taken.
MAN: It's wiggling. It's wiggling.
MAN: It's wiggling. It's wiggling.
MAN: It's working, it's working.
MAN: It's working, it's working.
MAN: Just remember, don't pinch between his balls and those bees, 'cause...
MAN: Just remember, don't pinch between his balls and those bees, 'cause...
MAN: Lance.
MAN: Lance.
MAN: Lights on. Lights on. Come on.
MAN: Lights on. Lights on. Come on.
MAN: Look at it!
MAN: Look at it!
MAN: Look at that pee stained one right there.
MAN: Look at that pee stained one right there.
MAN: Man, that was good.
MAN: Man, that was good.
MAN: No, no, no.
MAN: No, no, no.
MAN: Oh, dude, my back. That hurt so bad.
MAN: Oh, dude, my back. That hurt so bad.
MAN: Oh, fuck.
MAN: Oh, fuck.
MAN: Oh, I know.
MAN: Oh, I know.
MAN: Oh, Jesus Christ.
MAN: Oh, Jesus Christ.
MAN: Oh, Jesus Christ.
MAN: Oh, Jesus Christ.
MAN: Oh, my God, I thought it was the real thing.
MAN: Oh, my God, I thought it was the real thing.
MAN: Oh, my God!
MAN: Oh, my God!
MAN: Oh, my God!
MAN: Oh, my God!
MAN: Oh, my God!
MAN: Oh, my God!
MAN: Oh, my God!
MAN: Oh, my God!
MAN: Oh, my God!
MAN: Oh, my God!
MAN: Oh, my God.
MAN: Oh, my God.
MAN: Oh, my God.
MAN: Oh, my God.
MAN: Oh, my God. Look at his fangs.
MAN: Oh, my God. Look at his fangs.
MAN: Oh, Preston.
MAN: Oh, Preston.
MAN: Oh, shit!
MAN: Oh, shit!
MAN: Oh, shit!
MAN: Oh, shit!
MAN: Oh, shit!
MAN: Oh, shit!
MAN: Oh, shit. Get in it.
MAN: Oh, shit. Get in it.
MAN: Oh, yeah!
MAN: Oh, yeah!
MAN: Oh, yes!
MAN: Oh, yes!
MAN: Oh! Oh, yuck.
MAN: Oh! Oh, yuck.
MAN: Oh. Ooh!
MAN: Oh. Ooh!
MAN: Oops. Oops.
MAN: Oops. Oops.
MAN: P, where are you?
MAN: P, where are you?
MAN: Perfect!
MAN: Perfect!
MAN: Pig cum.
MAN: Pig cum.
MAN: Put 'em right up there on top of it.
MAN: Put 'em right up there on top of it.
MAN: Quiet, please! Filming.
MAN: Quiet, please! Filming.
MAN: She keeps hitting him in the same exact spot.
MAN: She keeps hitting him in the same exact spot.
MAN: Stop! Stop!
MAN: Stop! Stop!
MAN: That cup sucks.
MAN: That cup sucks.
MAN: That was awesome.
MAN: That was awesome.
MAN: That was fucked!
MAN: That was fucked!
MAN: That's crazy.
MAN: That's crazy.
MAN: There it goes. Catch it.
MAN: There it goes. Catch it.
MAN: There it is!
MAN: There it is!
MAN: There we go.
MAN: There we go.
MAN: Three, two, one!
MAN: Three, two, one!
MAN: Two, one...
MAN: Two, one...
MAN: We forgot that detail.
MAN: We forgot that detail.
MAN: We're ready.
MAN: We're ready.
MAN: Well done, Preston.
MAN: Well done, Preston.
MAN: Well, he can't. His arms are trapped.
MAN: Well, he can't. His arms are trapped.
MAN: Well, that went well.
MAN: Well, that went well.
MAN: What are you going to be doing today?
MAN: What are you going to be doing today?
MAN: What the hell happened?
MAN: What the hell happened?
MAN: What, you can't quit already!
MAN: What, you can't quit already!
MAN: What's going on, Jasper?
MAN: What's going on, Jasper?
MAN: Who's got it?
MAN: Who's got it?
MAN: Who's this?
MAN: Who's this?
MAN: Whoa!
MAN: Whoa!
MAN: Yeah, Knox, we love you!
MAN: Yeah, Knox, we love you!
MAN: Yeah, work it out a little bit. I want more than just a big jump.
MAN: Yeah, work it out a little bit. I want more than just a big jump.
MAN: Yes!
MAN: Yes!
MAN: Yes! Oh, my God!
MAN: Yes! Oh, my God!
MAN: You are making a living at that right now.
MAN: You are making a living at that right now.
MAN: You doing okay? Johnny?
MAN: You doing okay? Johnny?
MAN: You look 20 millions...
MAN: You look 20 millions...
MAN: You look great.
MAN: You look great.
Marker.
Marker.
Maybe I didn't explain it right.
Maybe I didn't explain it right.
Me and the homie be Googling weird shit,
Me and the homie be Googling weird shit,
Meditating.
Meditating.
Miyagi, Miyagi's Dojo...
Miyagi, Miyagi's Dojo...
Mmm, mmm. A little something for ya?
Mmm, mmm. A little something for ya?
More talented, but, motherfucker,
More talented, but, motherfucker,
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Motherfucker.
Motherfucker.
Motherfuckin...
Motherfuckin...
My dick really hurts, man.
My dick really hurts, man.
My favorite Jackass stunt of all time with me in it
My favorite Jackass stunt of all time with me in it
My hair line is receding.
My hair line is receding.
My name's Irving Zissman, and I'm a prick.
My name's Irving Zissman, and I'm a prick.
Nipple, no. Boob, sure.
Nipple, no. Boob, sure.
Nipple. I like nipple. Nipple.
Nipple. I like nipple. Nipple.
No more bald spot!
No more bald spot!
No more of this spider crap. I'm out.
No more of this spider crap. I'm out.
No more! Oh!
No more! Oh!
No, fuck you!
No, fuck you!
No, I told Ehren it was a lightweight. (LAUGHING)
No, I told Ehren it was a lightweight. (LAUGHING)
No, it's metal right here. I'm not fucking stupid.
No, it's metal right here. I'm not fucking stupid.
No, it's not much worse, it is that worse.
No, it's not much worse, it is that worse.
No, no, no, time out!
No, no, no, time out!
No, no, no! No, Jasper, no, no!
No, no, no! No, Jasper, no, no!
No, you gotta be careful with the spider.
No, you gotta be careful with the spider.
No! No!
No! No!
No. The old one, you mean with the chair?
No. The old one, you mean with the chair?
Not a real one.
Not a real one.
Not the second biggest either.
Not the second biggest either.
Now I know why.
Now I know why.
Now it's time for some hot shit water skiing. Brah!
Now it's time for some hot shit water skiing. Brah!
Now we know what that's all about.
Now we know what that's all about.
Of medical professionals and venomous insects.
Of medical professionals and venomous insects.
Oh, boy, that... they're really...
Oh, boy, that... they're really...
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
Oh, dude!
Oh, dude!
Oh, Flashdance is what I'm thinking.
Oh, Flashdance is what I'm thinking.
Oh, fuck off!
Oh, fuck off!
Oh, fuck, yeah, you the main one talkin' shit. Motherfucker, do it!
Oh, fuck, yeah, you the main one talkin' shit. Motherfucker, do it!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck! Oh, God! Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck! Oh, God! Oh, shit!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God! You all right?
Oh, God! You all right?
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. I didn't mean to do that.
Oh, God. I didn't mean to do that.
Oh, God. It's so cold!
Oh, God. It's so cold!
Oh, God. Look at that.
Oh, God. Look at that.
Oh, great! Fucking awesome!
Oh, great! Fucking awesome!
Oh, hell, nah.
Oh, hell, nah.
Oh, holy shit!
Oh, holy shit!
Oh, I don't even know where my glasses are. What the fuck!
Oh, I don't even know where my glasses are. What the fuck!
Oh, I got a weapon now, motherfuckers. I got a weapon.
Oh, I got a weapon now, motherfuckers. I got a weapon.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.
Oh, man, fuck this. I gotta just get up and walk this off.
Oh, man, fuck this. I gotta just get up and walk this off.
Oh, man, I'm stuck.
Oh, man, I'm stuck.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, my ass!
Oh, my ass!
Oh, my fucking God!
Oh, my fucking God!
Oh, my God, dude, this is so fucked up.
Oh, my God, dude, this is so fucked up.
Oh, my God, dude!
Oh, my God, dude!
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God, that hurt so fucking bad.
Oh, my God, that hurt so fucking bad.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. You all right?
Oh, my God. You all right?
Oh, my goodness, we're about to make history
Oh, my goodness, we're about to make history
Oh, my lip is so fucked up, you guys.
Oh, my lip is so fucked up, you guys.
Oh, my, you missed the bucket.
Oh, my, you missed the bucket.
Oh, my... Oh, what happened?
Oh, my... Oh, what happened?
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, shit!
Oh, no! Oh, shit!
Oh, no. (GRUNTS)
Oh, no. (GRUNTS)
Oh, no. He's going for the salmon.
Oh, no. He's going for the salmon.
Oh, shit, Imma pass out!
Oh, shit, Imma pass out!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. He's angry.
Oh, shit. He's angry.
Oh, that is correct!
Oh, that is correct!
Oh, that sucks.
Oh, that sucks.
Oh, that was a huge one.
Oh, that was a huge one.
Oh, why did you hit the red one?
Oh, why did you hit the red one?
Oh, wow, how convenient.
Oh, wow, how convenient.
Oh, yeah. Looking for her king.
Oh, yeah. Looking for her king.
Oh, you got this!
Oh, you got this!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! (GROANING)
Oh! (GROANING)
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh! (LAUGHING)
Oh! I'm... I'm sorry, dude.
Oh! I'm... I'm sorry, dude.
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Ow!
Oh! Ow!
Oh! You got my nuts!
Oh! You got my nuts!
Oh. Ah, God damn it hurts.
Oh. Ah, God damn it hurts.
Oh. This is pretty good.
Oh. This is pretty good.
Oh... settle down, big fella.
Oh... settle down, big fella.
Okay this is serious. Everybody shut up.
Okay this is serious. Everybody shut up.
Okay, Ehren!
Okay, Ehren!
Okay, first question. Poopies.
Okay, first question. Poopies.
Okay, I'm gonna push this forward a little.
Okay, I'm gonna push this forward a little.
Okay, make sure his feet look good.
Okay, make sure his feet look good.
Okay, next question, Ehren.
Okay, next question, Ehren.
Okay, there's enough meat there.
Okay, there's enough meat there.
Okay! Put me down!
Okay! Put me down!
On your marks...
On your marks...
On yourself than it needs to be.
On yourself than it needs to be.
Once upon a time, lived a father and son
Once upon a time, lived a father and son
One more time!
One more time!
One sided to be sure.
One sided to be sure.
One.
One.
Ooh, it's starting to take a firm grip.
Ooh, it's starting to take a firm grip.
Ooh! Ow! One got me already!
Ooh! Ow! One got me already!
Oooh, is that your tooth, dude?
Oooh, is that your tooth, dude?
Oooh.
Oooh.
Oooh. Oooh.
Oooh. Oooh.
Oooooh!
Oooooh!
Or the second.
Or the second.
Our DJ for the day is Miss Rachel Wolfson.
Our DJ for the day is Miss Rachel Wolfson.
Our first mime did really well.
Our first mime did really well.
Our lucky contestants are going to be answering trivia questions.
Our lucky contestants are going to be answering trivia questions.
Our showgirl!
Our showgirl!
Ow, my hand's burning!
Ow, my hand's burning!
Ow, ow! Dude!
Ow, ow! Dude!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Ow! Gosh damn!
Ow! Gosh damn!
Ow! I'm fucking allergic to bees, man. I got tested by doctors!
Ow! I'm fucking allergic to bees, man. I got tested by doctors!
Ow! Oh, my God, he's going for my dick.
Ow! Oh, my God, he's going for my dick.
Ow! Oh!
Ow! Oh!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
P.K. SUBBAN: Now I'm gonna go for your nuts.
P.K. SUBBAN: Now I'm gonna go for your nuts.
P.K. SUBBAN: That was about 85 miles per hour.
P.K. SUBBAN: That was about 85 miles per hour.
Pedal!
Pedal!
Pedal! Pedal! Pedal!
Pedal! Pedal! Pedal!
Pig cum.
Pig cum.
Please spell the word "dumbbell".
Please spell the word "dumbbell".
Please!
Please!
Please.
Please.
Pontius is gonna take a cookie and set in on its head.
Pontius is gonna take a cookie and set in on its head.
Pontius, I'm trusting you with my lips.
Pontius, I'm trusting you with my lips.
Poof.
Poof.
Poopies doesn't have the biggest penis in the world,
Poopies doesn't have the biggest penis in the world,
POOPIES: Dude, what the hell?
POOPIES: Dude, what the hell?
Poopies!
Poopies!
Poopies. Who played the piano on Elton John's album Madman Across the Water?
Poopies. Who played the piano on Elton John's album Madman Across the Water?
Poopies... Poopies is hurt.
Poopies... Poopies is hurt.
Pop and slide!
Pop and slide!
Pop to the right, then slide!
Pop to the right, then slide!
Preston or Zach?
Preston or Zach?
PRESTON: Come on. Oh, my God, we gotta go.
PRESTON: Come on. Oh, my God, we gotta go.
PRESTON: Holy shit.
PRESTON: Holy shit.
PRESTON: I should not have ate Indian and Cuban food in the same day.
PRESTON: I should not have ate Indian and Cuban food in the same day.
Pretty hard all week so...
Pretty hard all week so...
Probably, like, her least concern.
Probably, like, her least concern.
Rachel, your challenge in the quiet game is to lick the electric lollipop.
Rachel, your challenge in the quiet game is to lick the electric lollipop.
RACHEL: He definitely stung my chin.
RACHEL: He definitely stung my chin.
RACHEL: Jesus, he does this shit all the time.
RACHEL: Jesus, he does this shit all the time.
RACHEL: Oh, my God.
RACHEL: Oh, my God.
RACHEL: Oh, my God. That stinger is huge.
RACHEL: Oh, my God. That stinger is huge.
RACHEL: That's awesome.
RACHEL: That's awesome.
RACHEL: Wow!
RACHEL: Wow!
RACHEL: Yeah! (LAUGHING)
RACHEL: Yeah! (LAUGHING)
Ready? And...
Ready? And...
Red Robin Three. This is Big Hank Two.
Red Robin Three. This is Big Hank Two.
Right down Main Street.
Right down Main Street.
Right now, I'm just doing the pillows. They're half price, but...
Right now, I'm just doing the pillows. They're half price, but...
Right there. Touch his tail.
Right there. Touch his tail.
ROB: I am loving the energy, fellas.
ROB: I am loving the energy, fellas.
Run, run.
Run, run.
Run, Steve O. That's the only way the bees won't sting you.
Run, Steve O. That's the only way the bees won't sting you.
S...
S...
Save me motherfucker, fuck.
Save me motherfucker, fuck.
Settle! Settle! Set...
Settle! Settle! Set...
Seven, six, five, four,
Seven, six, five, four,
She can't wait to hit him in the dick.
She can't wait to hit him in the dick.
She runs to Patrick Swayze
She runs to Patrick Swayze
She's gonna like, pitch a softball at his balls.
She's gonna like, pitch a softball at his balls.
Shit, put me down!
Shit, put me down!
Shit!
Shit!
Since Jackass Number Two.
Since Jackass Number Two.
So I just climbed over it.
So I just climbed over it.
So if we get bit we die.
So if we get bit we die.
So it doesn't matter.
So it doesn't matter.
So today we got my dad, Dark Shark on set and honestly
So today we got my dad, Dark Shark on set and honestly
So today we're gonna bring the cast into this room two at a time
So today we're gonna bring the cast into this room two at a time
So today, Ehren's going to be wearing a shock collar.
So today, Ehren's going to be wearing a shock collar.
So we good, Jeff?
So we good, Jeff?
So we just need to catch enough farts.
So we just need to catch enough farts.
So we're all ready to do this?
So we're all ready to do this?
So we're going to go from that to this. I just...
So we're going to go from that to this. I just...
So we're gonna fuck with him today
So we're gonna fuck with him today
So we're handing the torch to you.
So we're handing the torch to you.
So what happened after it hit me?
So what happened after it hit me?
So you know my dad, ex convict, ex gang banger,
So you know my dad, ex convict, ex gang banger,
So, confidence is very, very high
So, confidence is very, very high
Some mime shit talking over there.
Some mime shit talking over there.
Someday this war is gonna end.
Someday this war is gonna end.
Someone's being a little dramatic.
Someone's being a little dramatic.
SPIKE: All right, let's get that camera ready with the 16 mil,
SPIKE: All right, let's get that camera ready with the 16 mil,
Stay on his mouth.
Stay on his mouth.
Step and step.
Step and step.
Steve O, are you okay?
Steve O, are you okay?
STEVE O: And a cherry on top.
STEVE O: And a cherry on top.
STEVE O: Are we sponsored by Glide?
STEVE O: Are we sponsored by Glide?
STEVE O: Come.
STEVE O: Come.
STEVE O: Did it go in or no?
STEVE O: Did it go in or no?
STEVE O: Francis Ngannou's punch is
STEVE O: Francis Ngannou's punch is
STEVE O: I don't know. I don't know!
STEVE O: I don't know. I don't know!
STEVE O: I forgot to be fucking quiet, dude.
STEVE O: I forgot to be fucking quiet, dude.
STEVE O: I got a fucking ballsack full of bee stingers, dude.
STEVE O: I got a fucking ballsack full of bee stingers, dude.
STEVE O: I know I'm gonna get it.
STEVE O: I know I'm gonna get it.
STEVE O: Oh, God, they're going to make it bad.
STEVE O: Oh, God, they're going to make it bad.
STEVE O: Oh, goddamn it.
STEVE O: Oh, goddamn it.
STEVE O: Oh, shit.
STEVE O: Oh, shit.
STEVE O: So, here we are back at the bullring.
STEVE O: So, here we are back at the bullring.
STEVE O: That fucking really rocked my balls. That's for sure.
STEVE O: That fucking really rocked my balls. That's for sure.
STEVE O: Well, let's not let this meat go to waste.
STEVE O: Well, let's not let this meat go to waste.
STEVE O: Who do you think's more afraid of being at that height?
STEVE O: Who do you think's more afraid of being at that height?
STEVE O: Yeah, attaboy.
STEVE O: Yeah, attaboy.
STEVE O: You're about to be hit by a car, Ehren.
STEVE O: You're about to be hit by a car, Ehren.
Steve O's just eat up with envy.
Steve O's just eat up with envy.
Stick a fork in it.
Stick a fork in it.
Stick your finger in the hole. Now you've got a Tootsie...
Stick your finger in the hole. Now you've got a Tootsie...
Stop it now. Stop it.
Stop it now. Stop it.
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop, man. Stop, don't do that.
Stop, man. Stop, don't do that.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Oh! Fuck, you guys, dude!
Stop! Stop! Oh! Fuck, you guys, dude!
Strings.
Strings.
Taller, better looking, richer,
Taller, better looking, richer,
Taste the rainbow.
Taste the rainbow.
Technically, you shit our pants.
Technically, you shit our pants.
Ten inches direct... around.
Ten inches direct... around.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That a boy!
That a boy!
That bull didn't like fucking magic.
That bull didn't like fucking magic.
That fucking hurt.
That fucking hurt.
That glass dome is our fart catcher, inside there,
That glass dome is our fart catcher, inside there,
That happened so fast!
That happened so fast!
That horses don't have arms.
That horses don't have arms.
That really worked.
That really worked.
That was a violent brawl.
That was a violent brawl.
That was all thigh.
That was all thigh.
That was beautiful.
That was beautiful.
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
That was really uncool.
That was really uncool.
That was what... That was what I was most nervous about is showing it on...
That was what... That was what I was most nervous about is showing it on...
That were lying around the cell and he made them both wings.
That were lying around the cell and he made them both wings.
That would have hit you in the ding ding
That would have hit you in the ding ding
That yoga's really been helping.
That yoga's really been helping.
That's a hot mama.
That's a hot mama.
That's a wrap on the movie.
That's a wrap on the movie.
That's actually not the milkshake.
That's actually not the milkshake.
That's Dave Gravette. Come on, we gotta go.
That's Dave Gravette. Come on, we gotta go.
That's five gallons of pig cum.
That's five gallons of pig cum.
That's Flashdance.
That's Flashdance.
That's good.
That's good.
That's how my dogs jumped up on the...
That's how my dogs jumped up on the...
That's not a fucking lightweight. What are you guys talking about? What? No!
That's not a fucking lightweight. What are you guys talking about? What? No!
That's what it's called, anti venom, not "antidope".
That's what it's called, anti venom, not "antidope".
The ball flap.
The ball flap.
The big one lays down and the little one gets on top there.
The big one lays down and the little one gets on top there.
The cannon.
The cannon.
The equivalent of being hit by a Ford Escort at top speed.
The equivalent of being hit by a Ford Escort at top speed.
The faster the other guy's hand goes back.
The faster the other guy's hand goes back.
The faster you pedal your bike
The faster you pedal your bike
The first ever fart underwater.
The first ever fart underwater.
The fuckin' snake. Stay still.
The fuckin' snake. Stay still.
The fucking honey is in my eye!
The fucking honey is in my eye!
The movie's going so well.
The movie's going so well.
The object of this game is to remain completely silent. How was that?
The object of this game is to remain completely silent. How was that?
The rest are gonna get really lucky and just sit comfortably.
The rest are gonna get really lucky and just sit comfortably.
The rest of my life I'm gonna have nightmares, dude.
The rest of my life I'm gonna have nightmares, dude.
The show must go on. I don't see how that stops this.
The show must go on. I don't see how that stops this.
The spark in that bowl is going nonstop though,
The spark in that bowl is going nonstop though,
The spark in the fart catcher exploded it.
The spark in the fart catcher exploded it.
The two in the middle go 100 miles an hour.
The two in the middle go 100 miles an hour.
The water's so fucking cold.
The water's so fucking cold.
Their nerves are pretty well shot.
Their nerves are pretty well shot.
There you go, find your mommy.
There you go, find your mommy.
There! Fire!
There! Fire!
There's a lot of them right in like the taint area.
There's a lot of them right in like the taint area.
There's an army truck.
There's an army truck.
There's not enough methane in his fart.
There's not enough methane in his fart.
There's nothing more in there!
There's nothing more in there!
There's nothing more in there!
There's nothing more in there!
There's nothing soft about this fucking ball,
There's nothing soft about this fucking ball,
There's the snake, Dave.
There's the snake, Dave.
These guys are gonna get on that centrifuge back there,
These guys are gonna get on that centrifuge back there,
They should just point it straight up.
They should just point it straight up.
They're dropping like flies.
They're dropping like flies.
They're knifin' me.
They're knifin' me.
They're not hanging as low as they were.
They're not hanging as low as they were.
They're pretty less intelligent than I thought.
They're pretty less intelligent than I thought.
They're pretty...
They're pretty...
This ain't a Mensa convention. We're getting down and dirty!
This ain't a Mensa convention. We're getting down and dirty!
This guy's one badass dude right here.
This guy's one badass dude right here.
This is a trip.
This is a trip.
This is all just a big misunderstanding.
This is all just a big misunderstanding.
This is brand new.
This is brand new.
This is fucking scary. Seriously, this is fucked up.
This is fucking scary. Seriously, this is fucked up.
This is not cool, dude.
This is not cool, dude.
This is sick.
This is sick.
This is silence of the lambs.
This is silence of the lambs.
This is so fucked up! I knew this was going to fucking happen.
This is so fucked up! I knew this was going to fucking happen.
This is so gross, man.
This is so gross, man.
This is some medieval shit.
This is some medieval shit.
This is the bicycle backhand
This is the bicycle backhand
This is the cup test.
This is the cup test.
This is the cup that we used for P.K. to hit me in the dick.
This is the cup that we used for P.K. to hit me in the dick.
This is the hockey cup test.
This is the hockey cup test.
This is the quiet game.
This is the quiet game.
This is the vomitron.
This is the vomitron.
This is the worst cup of them all.
This is the worst cup of them all.
This is you, this is the bull.
This is you, this is the bull.
This little brown box has the Queen Bee in it.
This little brown box has the Queen Bee in it.
This procedure. To be honest with you.
This procedure. To be honest with you.
This western diamondback rattlesnake is very, very venomous.
This western diamondback rattlesnake is very, very venomous.
This won't hurt a bit.
This won't hurt a bit.
Three, two, one. Whooo!
Three, two, one. Whooo!
Three.
Three.
Tired of life in the joint, the father had the son gather up feathers
Tired of life in the joint, the father had the son gather up feathers
To be honest, I drank late into the night,
To be honest, I drank late into the night,
To come and eat the flesh of the wallaby.
To come and eat the flesh of the wallaby.
To fart or not to fart. That is the question.
To fart or not to fart. That is the question.
To help us achieve our dream.
To help us achieve our dream.
To look youthful and sexy.
To look youthful and sexy.
To the whole world.
To the whole world.
Today we're gonna do a little furniture shopping.
Today we're gonna do a little furniture shopping.
Today, I am going to wow you with my supreme skills of prestidigitation.
Today, I am going to wow you with my supreme skills of prestidigitation.
TORY: The farts aren't igniting.
TORY: The farts aren't igniting.
Touche.
Touche.
Trailer moment. Don't move.
Trailer moment. Don't move.
Try to calm it down.
Try to calm it down.
Trying to light a fart underwater.
Trying to light a fart underwater.
Turn out the lights, and make their life a living hell.
Turn out the lights, and make their life a living hell.
Turns out, pigs produce the most semen of any animal.
Turns out, pigs produce the most semen of any animal.
Two, one, go!
Two, one, go!
Two.
Two.
TYLER: In tune? It's a piano.
TYLER: In tune? It's a piano.
TYLER: Shanna, what the fuck is this under the seat?
TYLER: Shanna, what the fuck is this under the seat?
TYLER: Wait, are you on it?
TYLER: Wait, are you on it?
Ugh!
Ugh!
Um, we ready?
Um, we ready?
Um...
Um...
Unbeknownst to him, he's gonna be shocked.
Unbeknownst to him, he's gonna be shocked.
Unh unh. Unh unh.
Unh unh. Unh unh.
Up to 17 ounces a load.
Up to 17 ounces a load.
Wait, should I do reverse?
Wait, should I do reverse?
Wait, wait, wait. Watch his mouth.
Wait, wait, wait. Watch his mouth.
War dogs, new talent. One of them is about to get blown sky high.
War dogs, new talent. One of them is about to get blown sky high.
Was that a prank?
Was that a prank?
Watch out. Move your hands, Steve O.
Watch out. Move your hands, Steve O.
Watch the replay.
Watch the replay.
Watch, watch, watch.
Watch, watch, watch.
We ain't a fucking bunch of NASA scientists over here, you know what I mean?
We ain't a fucking bunch of NASA scientists over here, you know what I mean?
We can work this out like pals.
We can work this out like pals.
We don't question it.
We don't question it.
We got a fart!
We got a fart!
We got him!
We got him!
We got the "whambulance" coming for you if you don't get to this next bit.
We got the "whambulance" coming for you if you don't get to this next bit.
We got to get him to the fucking medic.
We got to get him to the fucking medic.
We have 15 gallons of pig semen.
We have 15 gallons of pig semen.
We have a little bit of oxygen and a spark.
We have a little bit of oxygen and a spark.
We have every available fan in Los Angeles on set today.
We have every available fan in Los Angeles on set today.
We ready?
We ready?
We ready?
We ready?
We're done.
We're done.
We're going the wrong...
We're going the wrong...
We're going to convince Kosick that this is a piece of audio equipment.
We're going to convince Kosick that this is a piece of audio equipment.
We're gonna build Cobra Kai Dojos
We're gonna build Cobra Kai Dojos
We're gonna fuckin' die!
We're gonna fuckin' die!
We're gonna see what happens.
We're gonna see what happens.
We're here, baby!
We're here, baby!
We're trying to get you untied but the bird's here.
We're trying to get you untied but the bird's here.
Wee Man would totally be a Cobra Kai.
Wee Man would totally be a Cobra Kai.
WEE MAN: All right! All right!
WEE MAN: All right! All right!
WEE MAN: Come on, let's go.
WEE MAN: Come on, let's go.
WEE MAN: Go ahead.
WEE MAN: Go ahead.
WEE MAN: I landed on all that shit.
WEE MAN: I landed on all that shit.
WEE MAN: Oh, okay!
WEE MAN: Oh, okay!
WEE MAN: Oh, yuck.
WEE MAN: Oh, yuck.
WEE MAN: What the fuck!
WEE MAN: What the fuck!
WEE MAN: Yeah!
WEE MAN: Yeah!
Wee Man! Whoa! Wee Man!
Wee Man! Whoa! Wee Man!
Welcome to hell!
Welcome to hell!
Welcome to the dum dum game.
Welcome to the dum dum game.
Well, I hope to...
Well, I hope to...
Well, it'll get more mature.
Well, it'll get more mature.
Well, we have our winners, and we have Steve O.
Well, we have our winners, and we have Steve O.
Well, you're wearing it backwards, or upside down.
Well, you're wearing it backwards, or upside down.
Weren't you on 90210 not too long ago... (SCREAMS)
Weren't you on 90210 not too long ago... (SCREAMS)
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What did he eat?
What did he eat?
What did you guys do to Eric?
What did you guys do to Eric?
What hurt worse, the cold water or the hand?
What hurt worse, the cold water or the hand?
What is it?
What is it?
What is that?
What is that?
What is the area?"
What is the area?"
What is this over here?
What is this over here?
What is this?
What is this?
What is your name?
What is your name?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck, dude!
What the fuck, dude!
What the fuck, man. That was insane.
What the fuck, man. That was insane.
What the fuck! Ehren!
What the fuck! Ehren!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? What the fuck?
What the fuck? What the fuck?
What was that? Was that it? Was that it?
What was that? Was that it? Was that it?
What?
What?
What? Dude, that's sick.
What? Dude, that's sick.
What's "antidope" mean? I don't even know.
What's "antidope" mean? I don't even know.
What's "antidope"?
What's "antidope"?
What's going on here? You guys can't...
What's going on here? You guys can't...
What's happening now?
What's happening now?
What's his name?
What's his name?
Where are you, Ehren? Ehren? Ehren?
Where are you, Ehren? Ehren? Ehren?
Which showed us when we first started and it was ten years later...
Which showed us when we first started and it was ten years later...
While these beautiful men dance away,
While these beautiful men dance away,
While you guys are tightening, I'm going to have to hold the tip of it
While you guys are tightening, I'm going to have to hold the tip of it
Who didn't see that coming?
Who didn't see that coming?
Who got that remote? I fucking hate Jeff.
Who got that remote? I fucking hate Jeff.
Who has more cookies?"
Who has more cookies?"
Who wants some?
Who wants some?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! What?
Whoa! What?
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! It's pickin' up!
Whoo! It's pickin' up!
Why am I the one to puke? I don't puke.
Why am I the one to puke? I don't puke.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Why the fuck are we doing this?
Why the fuck are we doing this?
Why the fuck did we go down to the basement?
Why the fuck did we go down to the basement?
Will you make him an actual coffee, Stephanie, thank you.
Will you make him an actual coffee, Stephanie, thank you.
With our third contestant, Steve O,
With our third contestant, Steve O,
With Steve O.
With Steve O.
Woke up still drunk.
Woke up still drunk.
WOMAN: It's how they work, look. This...
WOMAN: It's how they work, look. This...
WOMAN: What kind of person are you?
WOMAN: What kind of person are you?
Woo hoo hoo!
Woo hoo hoo!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow!
Wow.
Wow.
Y'all ain't right, man.
Y'all ain't right, man.
Yeah, do the reverse.
Yeah, do the reverse.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, Ehren!
Yeah, Ehren!
Yeah, I got a fucking bunch of them.
Yeah, I got a fucking bunch of them.
Yeah, it's a microphone.
Yeah, it's a microphone.
Yeah, no, no! Oh, that was... Noooo!
Yeah, no, no! Oh, that was... Noooo!
Yeah, Parks!
Yeah, Parks!
Yeah, that rang my bell!
Yeah, that rang my bell!
Yeah, you're for sure never gonna be president.
Yeah, you're for sure never gonna be president.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Poopies! Poopies!
Yeah! Poopies! Poopies!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. For sure.
Yeah. For sure.
Yeah. Get it. Get it!
Yeah. Get it. Get it!
Yeah. He said maybe.
Yeah. He said maybe.
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
Yes.
Yes.
You a hater. I knew he was gonna come over
You a hater. I knew he was gonna come over
You all right, Steve O?
You all right, Steve O?
You don't have to feel that again
You don't have to feel that again
You got it, chill!
You got it, chill!
You got it, Dark Shark. You got it, man.
You got it, Dark Shark. You got it, man.
You got snake bit. We got to get you medical attention.
You got snake bit. We got to get you medical attention.
You got towels? Okay.
You got towels? Okay.
You gotta kinda gently put 'em up.
You gotta kinda gently put 'em up.
You gotta touch something! I gotta get down from here!
You gotta touch something! I gotta get down from here!
You guys are just peanut gallery for this.
You guys are just peanut gallery for this.
You guys got any predictions who we might get today with this?
You guys got any predictions who we might get today with this?
You just got me electrocuted!
You just got me electrocuted!
You know, when life was its least valuable
You know, when life was its least valuable
You look like the Kool Aid man.
You look like the Kool Aid man.
You look scareder than me and this is your shit.
You look scareder than me and this is your shit.
You might be younger,
You might be younger,
You never know. I'd vote for him.
You never know. I'd vote for him.
You ready? Action.
You ready? Action.
You still got those million dollar teeth, that's for sure.
You still got those million dollar teeth, that's for sure.
You think about how the last movie had, like, the credits,
You think about how the last movie had, like, the credits,
You turned into...
You turned into...
You want to just put him on my mouth
You want to just put him on my mouth
You're done.
You're done.
You're done.
You're done.
You're not filming my bald spot are you?
You're not filming my bald spot are you?
You're sadly mistaken, my friend.
You're sadly mistaken, my friend.
Your grandfather just sat on it and laid back. This guy, he fell down,
Your grandfather just sat on it and laid back. This guy, he fell down,
Yours was really bad.
Yours was really bad.
Zach, aim your head down when you throw up.
Zach, aim your head down when you throw up.
Zach, you all right?
Zach, you all right?
ZACH: Hey, do you guys think this looks straight, or is it sorta,
ZACH: Hey, do you guys think this looks straight, or is it sorta,
ZACH: I'm gonna have a fuckin' heart attack, dude.
ZACH: I'm gonna have a fuckin' heart attack, dude.
ZACH: I'm passing out.
ZACH: I'm passing out.
ZACH: Oh, my God. I'm not doing that again.
ZACH: Oh, my God. I'm not doing that again.
ZACH: Oh, okay, for sure.
ZACH: Oh, okay, for sure.
ZACH: What the fuck did you eat?
ZACH: What the fuck did you eat?
Zach's passing out?
Zach's passing out?
(ALL CHATTERING) RACHEL: That hurt bad.
(ALL CHATTERING) RACHEL: That hurt bad.
(ALL GROAN) MAN: Jesus.
(ALL GROAN) MAN: Jesus.
(ALL HOOTING) Yeah!
(ALL HOOTING) Yeah!
(BEAR GRUNTS) JOHNNY: Talk to it, Ehren.
(BEAR GRUNTS) JOHNNY: Talk to it, Ehren.
(CHATTERING) Big ass snake.
(CHATTERING) Big ass snake.
(COUGHING) There's crust on top of it.
(COUGHING) There's crust on top of it.
(DARK SHARK SCREAMS) MAN: Don't move. Don't move.
(DARK SHARK SCREAMS) MAN: Don't move. Don't move.
(EHREN SCREAMS) (LAUGHING)
(EHREN SCREAMS) (LAUGHING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) (SHOUTING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) (SHOUTING)
(EXPLOSION) (LAUGHING)
(EXPLOSION) (LAUGHING)
(EXPLOSION) (LAUGHING)
(EXPLOSION) (LAUGHING)
(EXPLOSION) (SCREAMING)
(EXPLOSION) (SCREAMING)
(EXPLOSION) Oh!
(EXPLOSION) Oh!
(FARTING) (LAUGHING)
(FARTING) (LAUGHING)
(GAGGING, RETCHING) MAN 2: Lance?
(GAGGING, RETCHING) MAN 2: Lance?
(GROANING) (HORN SOUNDING)
(GROANING) (HORN SOUNDING)
(GROANING) MAN: Don't be a dumbbell!
(GROANING) MAN: Don't be a dumbbell!
(GROANING) MAN: Shit!
(GROANING) MAN: Shit!
(GROANING) MAN: You all right?
(GROANING) MAN: You all right?
(GROANING) Oh, he got knocked off.
(GROANING) Oh, he got knocked off.
(GROANING) Oh, my goodness!
(GROANING) Oh, my goodness!
(GROANS) (LAUGHING)
(GROANS) (LAUGHING)
(GROANS) (LAUGHING)
(GROANS) (LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS) Oh!
(GRUNTS) Oh!
(GRUNTS) Oh!
(GRUNTS) Oh!
(INAUDIBLE) MAN: Here he goes.
(INAUDIBLE) MAN: Here he goes.
(JEFF SCREAMS) (LAUGHING)
(JEFF SCREAMS) (LAUGHING)
(JOHNNY GAGS) CHRIS: It's semen all right.
(JOHNNY GAGS) CHRIS: It's semen all right.
(LAUGHING) (GAGGING)
(LAUGHING) (GAGGING)
(LAUGHING) (GROANING)
(LAUGHING) (GROANING)
(LAUGHING) JASPER: That one hurt.
(LAUGHING) JASPER: That one hurt.
(LAUGHING) JOHNNY: Did you really?
(LAUGHING) JOHNNY: Did you really?
(LAUGHING) Let's go on.
(LAUGHING) Let's go on.
(LAUGHING) MAN: Dude.
(LAUGHING) MAN: Dude.
(LAUGHING) MAN: Yeah, Ehren.
(LAUGHING) MAN: Yeah, Ehren.
(LAUGHING) Right?
(LAUGHING) Right?
(LAUGHING) What the fuck?
(LAUGHING) What the fuck?
(LAUGHING) Yeah.
(LAUGHING) Yeah.
(LAUGHING) You all right?
(LAUGHING) You all right?
(LAUGHS) It's comin' right at me.
(LAUGHS) It's comin' right at me.
(LAUGHS) MAN 2: Oh, my God.
(LAUGHS) MAN 2: Oh, my God.
(LOUD FART) Oh, my God. I just shit my pants.
(LOUD FART) Oh, my God. I just shit my pants.
(MAN LAUGHING) Are you serious?
(MAN LAUGHING) Are you serious?
(MOANING) (LAUGHING)
(MOANING) (LAUGHING)
(RETCHING) JOHNNY: We might be losing Lance again.
(RETCHING) JOHNNY: We might be losing Lance again.
(SCREAMING) (LAUGHING)
(SCREAMING) (LAUGHING)
(SCREAMING) (LAUGHING)
(SCREAMING) (LAUGHING)
(SCREAMS) (LAUGHING)
(SCREAMS) (LAUGHING)
(THUNDEROUS THUMPS) (CAR ALARM)
(THUNDEROUS THUMPS) (CAR ALARM)
(YELPS) (ALL LAUGH)
(YELPS) (ALL LAUGH)
Ah, dude. It's so fucking gross.
Ah, dude. It's so fucking gross.
Ah, shit. Wow.
Ah, shit. Wow.
all over this valley. Hell yeah, we are.
all over this valley. Hell yeah, we are.
All right! Oh, my God.
All right! Oh, my God.
ALL: Oh! (LAUGHING)
ALL: Oh! (LAUGHING)
and he catches her and he lifts her off the ground. Okay.
and he catches her and he lifts her off the ground. Okay.
and if you get them wrong... (MACHINE CLICKS)
and if you get them wrong... (MACHINE CLICKS)
And salmon? JOHNNY: Yeah.
And salmon? JOHNNY: Yeah.
Are we done? Let me see.
Are we done? Let me see.
Are you good, O? Ahhh!
Are you good, O? Ahhh!
Assume the position. Which way? This way?
Assume the position. Which way? This way?
Brave? The spider went in his helmet! Great job, Dark Shark.
Brave? The spider went in his helmet! Great job, Dark Shark.
Can I get a cold brew? Yeah, of course.
Can I get a cold brew? Yeah, of course.
Can we go outside now? No, we're done, we're done. We're done.
Can we go outside now? No, we're done, we're done. We're done.
Can you do that with Preston? I think I could do it with Preston.
Can you do that with Preston? I think I could do it with Preston.
Can't hurt the spider. I'm just worried about breathing, man.
Can't hurt the spider. I'm just worried about breathing, man.
CHRIS: He's bleeding. WEE MAN: Fuck. Come on.
CHRIS: He's bleeding. WEE MAN: Fuck. Come on.
CHRIS: Oh. STEVE O: Looking good.
CHRIS: Oh. STEVE O: Looking good.
Closer. Closer, closer.
Closer. Closer, closer.
Come on, man. MAN: Oh, my goodness.
Come on, man. MAN: Oh, my goodness.
DARK SHARK: Who is that? JASPER: It's Johnny.
DARK SHARK: Who is that? JASPER: It's Johnny.
Dark Shark! (CHEERING)
Dark Shark! (CHEERING)
Dark Shark? Shut up.
Dark Shark? Shut up.
Dave, this way! DAVE: Yeah, right!
Dave, this way! DAVE: Yeah, right!
Dave, this way! Fuck that door.
Dave, this way! Fuck that door.
Dave, you good, bro? Yeah.
Dave, you good, bro? Yeah.
DAVE: Don't hit me, Ehren. Ehren! EHREN: No, I got a weapon!
DAVE: Don't hit me, Ehren. Ehren! EHREN: No, I got a weapon!
DAVE: Fuck that door. You're on your own then, fucker!
DAVE: Fuck that door. You're on your own then, fucker!
DAVE: I didn't take anything. MAN: That was insane.
DAVE: I didn't take anything. MAN: That was insane.
Did I just get bit? JOHNNY: Did you get bit?
Did I just get bit? JOHNNY: Did you get bit?
Did you hear something break? Yeah, I heard this crack. I thought it was the cup.
Did you hear something break? Yeah, I heard this crack. I thought it was the cup.
Do you guys agree? I wanna say my name.
Do you guys agree? I wanna say my name.
Do you have one more in you? Yeah, sure.
Do you have one more in you? Yeah, sure.
Don't hit me! You fuckin'...
Don't hit me! You fuckin'...
Drink your fucking milk! I'm trying! I'm fuckin' trying!
Drink your fucking milk! I'm trying! I'm fuckin' trying!
Dude, you have no arms? Shit.
Dude, you have no arms? Shit.
Eh. (LAUGHS)
Eh. (LAUGHS)
EHREN: Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, your man titties are looking dope.
EHREN: Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, your man titties are looking dope.
EHREN: Okay, there. MAN: Here we go. Here we go.
EHREN: Okay, there. MAN: Here we go. Here we go.
ERIC: 21st Century, people. MAN: Yeah.
ERIC: 21st Century, people. MAN: Yeah.
Fuck it. MAN: Is he already puking?
Fuck it. MAN: Is he already puking?
Fuck this! DAVE: Ehren!
Fuck this! DAVE: Ehren!
Fuck, dude. EHREN: Dude. Poopies! Poopies!
Fuck, dude. EHREN: Dude. Poopies! Poopies!
Fuck! You're telling a porky!
Fuck! You're telling a porky!
Have you been around bulls before? No.
Have you been around bulls before? No.
He's out, he's out, he's out. He's out!
He's out, he's out, he's out. He's out!
Help! Help me!
Help! Help me!
Hey, how you doin'? WOMAN: Hi.
Hey, how you doin'? WOMAN: Hi.
Hey, Rick. Hey!
Hey, Rick. Hey!
His punch is the equivalent... Wait. You don't need to read that now.
His punch is the equivalent... Wait. You don't need to read that now.
Holy shit. This is not cool, seriously, get me the fuck out of here.
Holy shit. This is not cool, seriously, get me the fuck out of here.
Holy shit... ZACH: I cleared the fucking thing!
Holy shit... ZACH: I cleared the fucking thing!
Huh? (CHEERING)
Huh? (CHEERING)
I already hate this. (LAUGHING)
I already hate this. (LAUGHING)
I am, I have no... Okay, listen.
I am, I have no... Okay, listen.
I didn't do anything. Jesus. This man was brave.
I didn't do anything. Jesus. This man was brave.
I didn't wimp out, did I? MAN: No, you didn't.
I didn't wimp out, did I? MAN: No, you didn't.
I don't know what I'm doing. JOHNNY: Well, clearly!
I don't know what I'm doing. JOHNNY: Well, clearly!
I don't think he's gonna like it. MAN: Why not?
I don't think he's gonna like it. MAN: Why not?
I don't think he's very happy. No.
I don't think he's very happy. No.
I feel for you. You're good, you're done.
I feel for you. You're good, you're done.
I felt like I got a 200 pound colonic up my ass. MAN: Oh, my God.
I felt like I got a 200 pound colonic up my ass. MAN: Oh, my God.
I gotta go in. EHREN: He's going for my dick, dude.
I gotta go in. EHREN: He's going for my dick, dude.
I thought I had it. MAN: I got it.
I thought I had it. MAN: I got it.
I will start... (LAUGHING)
I will start... (LAUGHING)
I won't... Yeah, thanks, Johnny.
I won't... Yeah, thanks, Johnny.
I... (LAUGHING)
I... (LAUGHING)
I'm just... I... (LAUGHING)
I'm just... I... (LAUGHING)
I'm not kidding. MAN: Well, let's look at it.
I'm not kidding. MAN: Well, let's look at it.
I'm out. See you guys. JOHNNY: Come on, Ehren!
I'm out. See you guys. JOHNNY: Come on, Ehren!
I'm sorry, bro. That fuckin' hurt!
I'm sorry, bro. That fuckin' hurt!
if I flip the chair over? No.
if I flip the chair over? No.
It went in his mouth. Right in his fucking mouth.
It went in his mouth. Right in his fucking mouth.
It's in there, man. Remember to give us a countdown.
It's in there, man. Remember to give us a countdown.
it's like if it was... I think you would have to...
it's like if it was... I think you would have to...
JASPER: How is that? DARK SHARK: Oh shit, hell, nah.
JASPER: How is that? DARK SHARK: Oh shit, hell, nah.
JASPER: Oh, shit. (LAUGHING)
JASPER: Oh, shit. (LAUGHING)
JAWS: Jesus Christ! I got you.
JAWS: Jesus Christ! I got you.
Jeff, this is fuckin' unsafe. What the fuck, there's no lights!
Jeff, this is fuckin' unsafe. What the fuck, there's no lights!
Jeff. JEFF: I would, but the bird's right here.
Jeff. JEFF: I would, but the bird's right here.
Johnny Knoxville. They're coming in right now.
Johnny Knoxville. They're coming in right now.
JOHNNY: Ehren! Ehren is the winner! Ehren won!
JOHNNY: Ehren! Ehren is the winner! Ehren won!
JOHNNY: Fuck! Jeff! He got fuckin' bit! No way!
JOHNNY: Fuck! Jeff! He got fuckin' bit! No way!
JOHNNY: He's very cocky, this guy. MAN: Get your feet up.
JOHNNY: He's very cocky, this guy. MAN: Get your feet up.
JOHNNY: Is that... (LAUGHTER)
JOHNNY: Is that... (LAUGHTER)
JOHNNY: Not too tight. JASPER: I got you a job!
JOHNNY: Not too tight. JASPER: I got you a job!
JOHNNY: Oh, my God! Ow! Fucking bitch!
JOHNNY: Oh, my God! Ow! Fucking bitch!
JOHNNY: Oh, my God. One more.
JOHNNY: Oh, my God. One more.
JOHNNY: Oh, no! Oh, no! (SCREAMING)
JOHNNY: Oh, no! Oh, no! (SCREAMING)
JOHNNY: Oh, no. Hi, bear.
JOHNNY: Oh, no. Hi, bear.
JOHNNY: Oh, okay, thank you. But I'm sure everything might be on sale.
JOHNNY: Oh, okay, thank you. But I'm sure everything might be on sale.
JOHNNY: Ow! ZACH: Are you okay?
JOHNNY: Ow! ZACH: Are you okay?
JOHNNY: Poops, you launched. POOPIES: Shit!
JOHNNY: Poops, you launched. POOPIES: Shit!
JOHNNY: This will keep you immune to the bees. Oh, come on.
JOHNNY: This will keep you immune to the bees. Oh, come on.
JOHNNY: What happened? I don't know, dude.
JOHNNY: What happened? I don't know, dude.
JOHNNY: What? TYLER: What is that?
JOHNNY: What? TYLER: What is that?
JOHNNY: Yeah, Dark Shark. Come on!
JOHNNY: Yeah, Dark Shark. Come on!
Jules, can you bring in the spider? Love to.
Jules, can you bring in the spider? Love to.
JULES: Go, go, go. JOHNNY: Go in for the kiss.
JULES: Go, go, go. JOHNNY: Go in for the kiss.
JULES: I'll show you the venom while it's there. JASPER: Yeah.
JULES: I'll show you the venom while it's there. JASPER: Yeah.
JULES: Move your head. JOHNNY: Closer.
JULES: Move your head. JOHNNY: Closer.
JULES: Move your head. JOHNNY: Closer.
JULES: Move your head. JOHNNY: Closer.
JULES: Oh, yeah. STEVE O: Fuckin' went in.
JULES: Oh, yeah. STEVE O: Fuckin' went in.
Just me! That's not just you.
Just me! That's not just you.
LANCE: Hello there. How are you?
LANCE: Hello there. How are you?
Look at Rick! Look at Rick! He's too heavy! Get him off me!
Look at Rick! Look at Rick! He's too heavy! Get him off me!
MAN 1: All right, say your name. This is Zach.
MAN 1: All right, say your name. This is Zach.
MAN 1: Can you blame him? JOHNNY: No.
MAN 1: Can you blame him? JOHNNY: No.
MAN 1: Hold your arm straight. MAN 2: Look at the camera.
MAN 1: Hold your arm straight. MAN 2: Look at the camera.
MAN 1: I can't believe it. MAN 2: No fucking way.
MAN 1: I can't believe it. MAN 2: No fucking way.
MAN 1: No, he's not. MAN 2: He's clasping your arm.
MAN 1: No, he's not. MAN 2: He's clasping your arm.
MAN 1: Now we're primed. MAN 2: One more time.
MAN 1: Now we're primed. MAN 2: One more time.
MAN 1: Oh, dude. MAN 2: Yo, you okay?
MAN 1: Oh, dude. MAN 2: Yo, you okay?
MAN 1: Oh, he's on. MAN 2: Oh, no.
MAN 1: Oh, he's on. MAN 2: Oh, no.
MAN 1: Oh, my God! Oh, shit!
MAN 1: Oh, my God! Oh, shit!
MAN 1: Oh, my God. (SCREAMING)
MAN 1: Oh, my God. (SCREAMING)
MAN 1: Oh, shit! MAN 2: Oh, my God!
MAN 1: Oh, shit! MAN 2: Oh, my God!
MAN 1: Oh, shit! MAN 2: Whoa!
MAN 1: Oh, shit! MAN 2: Whoa!
MAN 1: Oh, shit. MAN 2: Oh, my...
MAN 1: Oh, shit. MAN 2: Oh, my...
MAN 1: Ow! (SHOUTING)
MAN 1: Ow! (SHOUTING)
MAN 1: Past her lip. MAN 2: Ooh!
MAN 1: Past her lip. MAN 2: Ooh!
MAN 1: Steve O, you got it. MAN 2: You got it!
MAN 1: Steve O, you got it. MAN 2: You got it!
MAN 1: That was great. The rocks hurt.
MAN 1: That was great. The rocks hurt.
MAN 1: What the hell? MAN 2: What the fuck!
MAN 1: What the hell? MAN 2: What the fuck!
MAN 1: Yeah. MAN 2: Yeah, Poopies!
MAN 1: Yeah. MAN 2: Yeah, Poopies!
MAN 1: You got this. WEE MAN: Oh, no!
MAN 1: You got this. WEE MAN: Oh, no!
MAN 2: Don't move. MAN 3: Stand still.
MAN 2: Don't move. MAN 3: Stand still.
MAN: Are you okay? DAVE: I'm okay, I just don't understand.
MAN: Are you okay? DAVE: I'm okay, I just don't understand.
MAN: Bar's been set. You'll be hard to beat. MAN 2: Damn!
MAN: Bar's been set. You'll be hard to beat. MAN 2: Damn!
MAN: Boob job! I don't want it on my boobs!
MAN: Boob job! I don't want it on my boobs!
MAN: Bye bye, Jasper! MAN 2: Oh, shit, he's hauling ass!
MAN: Bye bye, Jasper! MAN 2: Oh, shit, he's hauling ass!
MAN: Dark Shark! MAN: Yeah!
MAN: Dark Shark! MAN: Yeah!
MAN: Doggone it! MAN: What?
MAN: Doggone it! MAN: What?
MAN: Go again. We didn't get it.
MAN: Go again. We didn't get it.
MAN: God damn! MAN: Oh, fuck you guys!
MAN: God damn! MAN: Oh, fuck you guys!
MAN: Good job. Good job. RACHEL: He got it on my lip.
MAN: Good job. Good job. RACHEL: He got it on my lip.
MAN: He did. He really did. I just shit my pants.
MAN: He did. He really did. I just shit my pants.
MAN: He's bold. MAN 2: Wow.
MAN: He's bold. MAN 2: Wow.
MAN: Here, watch this. MAN 2: There he is.
MAN: Here, watch this. MAN 2: There he is.
MAN: Hold my hand, Steve O. WEE MAN: Hold his hand, Steve O.
MAN: Hold my hand, Steve O. WEE MAN: Hold his hand, Steve O.
MAN: Holy shit! MAN 2: Dude!
MAN: Holy shit! MAN 2: Dude!
MAN: I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen... MAN 2: I'm gonna watch it.
MAN: I haven't seen it yet. I haven't seen... MAN 2: I'm gonna watch it.
MAN: Just do it already. Wee Man is not happy.
MAN: Just do it already. Wee Man is not happy.
MAN: Keep it up, nice twirl. MAN 2: The happiness.
MAN: Keep it up, nice twirl. MAN 2: The happiness.
MAN: Lay down, Steve O. JOHNNY: Just take off running.
MAN: Lay down, Steve O. JOHNNY: Just take off running.
MAN: No! MAN: No!
MAN: No! MAN: No!
MAN: Oh, Jesus. Oh.
MAN: Oh, Jesus. Oh.
MAN: Oh, my fucking God. JOHNNY: Hey, guys, honestly, be fuckin' chill.
MAN: Oh, my fucking God. JOHNNY: Hey, guys, honestly, be fuckin' chill.
MAN: Oh, my... Whoo!
MAN: Oh, my... Whoo!
MAN: Oh, shit! (LAUGHING)
MAN: Oh, shit! (LAUGHING)
MAN: Oh, shit. (LAUGHING)
MAN: Oh, shit. (LAUGHING)
MAN: Oh! What is it?
MAN: Oh! What is it?
MAN: Oh! (LAUGHS) MAN 2: Oh, my goodness.
MAN: Oh! (LAUGHS) MAN 2: Oh, my goodness.
MAN: Pig cum. DAVE: That's pig cum?
MAN: Pig cum. DAVE: That's pig cum?
MAN: Pound that milk! Yeah, chug it!
MAN: Pound that milk! Yeah, chug it!
MAN: Put your hat on and go, man. My eyes!
MAN: Put your hat on and go, man. My eyes!
MAN: Shit! Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville.
MAN: Shit! Hello, my name is Johnny Knoxville.
MAN: Sneak up on it. Teasing. He's teasing.
MAN: Sneak up on it. Teasing. He's teasing.
MAN: Take it like a man. You just gotta take it.
MAN: Take it like a man. You just gotta take it.
MAN: That was rad, dude. MAN 2: There's blood on the elbows.
MAN: That was rad, dude. MAN 2: There's blood on the elbows.
MAN: This is perfect. MAN 1: Oh, God.
MAN: This is perfect. MAN 1: Oh, God.
MAN: Whoa, a VCR. WOMAN: Huh?
MAN: Whoa, a VCR. WOMAN: Huh?
MAN: Work, work. You got this. JULES: You can do it.
MAN: Work, work. You got this. JULES: You can do it.
MAN: Yeah. And now it's another ten years.
MAN: Yeah. And now it's another ten years.
MAN: Yes! MAN 2: Way to go!
MAN: Yes! MAN 2: Way to go!
MAN: Yes. Oh, boy.
MAN: Yes. Oh, boy.
MAN: You all right? (SNORING)
MAN: You all right? (SNORING)
MAN: You're full of shit. (GAGGING)
MAN: You're full of shit. (GAGGING)
MAN: Your legs okay? ERIC: Yeah.
MAN: Your legs okay? ERIC: Yeah.
Nipples! I just won't do it.
Nipples! I just won't do it.
No one fucking even touched it. (LAUGHING)
No one fucking even touched it. (LAUGHING)
No, no. JOHNNY: Ooh!
No, no. JOHNNY: Ooh!
No, we're not. JOHNNY: God.
No, we're not. JOHNNY: God.
No. Please.
No. Please.
Oh, dude. STEPHANIE: Here, I made you another one.
Oh, dude. STEPHANIE: Here, I made you another one.
Oh, fuck, it hurts. Hold on, get ready.
Oh, fuck, it hurts. Hold on, get ready.
Oh, God, I can't take it! Shit, man.
Oh, God, I can't take it! Shit, man.
Oh, man. JOHNNY: What happened to you?
Oh, man. JOHNNY: What happened to you?
Oh, my God, that hurt so bad. MAN 1: It's true, it got her good.
Oh, my God, that hurt so bad. MAN 1: It's true, it got her good.
Oh, my God! Fuck off! Fuck all the way off!
Oh, my God! Fuck off! Fuck all the way off!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, yes!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, yes!
Oh, my God! Fuck! Oh, fuck. What?
Oh, my God! Fuck! Oh, fuck. What?
Oh, my God. Don't hurt the spider.
Oh, my God. Don't hurt the spider.
Oh, my God. I was trying to take a shit.
Oh, my God. I was trying to take a shit.
Oh, my God. POOPIES: Oh my God, damn!
Oh, my God. POOPIES: Oh my God, damn!
Oh, no. Get it off me.
Oh, no. Get it off me.
Oh, oh, shit. Oh, my God!
Oh, oh, shit. Oh, my God!
Oh, shit! JOHNNY: Stay, stay.
Oh, shit! JOHNNY: Stay, stay.
Oh, this is probably a one'r. Oh, it is.
Oh, this is probably a one'r. Oh, it is.
Oh, yeah. Way to go.
Oh, yeah. Way to go.
Oh. (GAGGING)
Oh. (GAGGING)
Oh. (LAUGHING)
Oh. (LAUGHING)
Oh. MAN 2: Wow!
Oh. MAN 2: Wow!
Okay, but... JOHNNY: Come on.
Okay, but... JOHNNY: Come on.
Okay? ZACH: Okay.
Okay? ZACH: Okay.
Ooh! MAN 2: Around the table.
Ooh! MAN 2: Around the table.
Ow, ow, ow! Ow, my hand's burned.
Ow, ow, ow! Ow, my hand's burned.
Permission! (ALL LAUGH)
Permission! (ALL LAUGH)
Physics. (ALL LAUGH)
Physics. (ALL LAUGH)
Please, help me! I'm trying to help you, sir!
Please, help me! I'm trying to help you, sir!
POOPIES: That's why I won't do this. I did your part.
POOPIES: That's why I won't do this. I did your part.
PRESTON: Ah, it's so gross. (COUGHING)
PRESTON: Ah, it's so gross. (COUGHING)
RACHEL: He's coming. ERIC: You got it, Doc.
RACHEL: He's coming. ERIC: You got it, Doc.
RACHEL: I'm feeling sexier by the minute. (ALL LAUGH)
RACHEL: I'm feeling sexier by the minute. (ALL LAUGH)
RACHEL: Whoa. MAN: This is intense.
RACHEL: Whoa. MAN: This is intense.
Ready? STEVE O: Yeah, I'm ready.
Ready? STEVE O: Yeah, I'm ready.
Shut up. You're joking, right?
Shut up. You're joking, right?
since I was like 12 years old, 10 years old. Right.
since I was like 12 years old, 10 years old. Right.
STEVE O: Man, that's steep. MAN: Holy shit, Knox.
STEVE O: Man, that's steep. MAN: Holy shit, Knox.
STEVE O: Pierce that nipple. JULES: One, two, three.
STEVE O: Pierce that nipple. JULES: One, two, three.
STEVE O: That was insane. MAN: Yeah, Knox!
STEVE O: That was insane. MAN: Yeah, Knox!
Sure. I'm a big fan.
Sure. I'm a big fan.
Sure. There's a red handle at the back of this truck.
Sure. There's a red handle at the back of this truck.
Taste the rainbow. Come on, guys.
Taste the rainbow. Come on, guys.
That is correct, Poopies. (APPLAUDING)
That is correct, Poopies. (APPLAUDING)
That is sick. (LAUGHS)
That is sick. (LAUGHS)
That's him! (LAUGHING)
That's him! (LAUGHING)
That's like... (DOOR SLAMS)
That's like... (DOOR SLAMS)
the bite from the spider. DARK SHARK: What?
the bite from the spider. DARK SHARK: What?
The only one. Yeah.
The only one. Yeah.
There you go. We all day. Guess what?
There you go. We all day. Guess what?
This is all the way clear. No thanks, bro.
This is all the way clear. No thanks, bro.
This one? Yeah, just pull back on it just a little.
This one? Yeah, just pull back on it just a little.
Wait a minute. Oh, look at the venom!
Wait a minute. Oh, look at the venom!
Watch him get hit in the nuts! MAN: Oh, no!
Watch him get hit in the nuts! MAN: Oh, no!
Watch it, man. It's tight, man.
Watch it, man. It's tight, man.
Watch out, Ehren! (EHREN SCREAMS)
Watch out, Ehren! (EHREN SCREAMS)
We have Jules here. Are you excited? Jules, the snake guy.
We have Jules here. Are you excited? Jules, the snake guy.
We need an open flame. STEVE O: Yeah, bring it in.
We need an open flame. STEVE O: Yeah, bring it in.
We're going the wrong way. (SCREAMS)
We're going the wrong way. (SCREAMS)
Wee Man, come on! Put some spirit in it.
Wee Man, come on! Put some spirit in it.
WEE MAN: All right. Good for me. MAN: Some integrity on that.
WEE MAN: All right. Good for me. MAN: Some integrity on that.
WEE MAN: Fuck! JOHNNY: Don't kick the bird, Wee Man.
WEE MAN: Fuck! JOHNNY: Don't kick the bird, Wee Man.
WEE MAN: I'm spiriting it. MAN 2: Yeah.
WEE MAN: I'm spiriting it. MAN 2: Yeah.
WEE MAN: Okay, let me out. JEFF: Let him out.
WEE MAN: Okay, let me out. JEFF: Let him out.
Wee Man's going to space. (LAUGHING)
Wee Man's going to space. (LAUGHING)
Well... Have it crawl onto my arm.
Well... Have it crawl onto my arm.
What happened? What do you mean?
What happened? What do you mean?
What is going on? Do you feel that?
What is going on? Do you feel that?
What is that? What?
What is that? What?
What the fuck! No, stop! I knew this was going to happen!
What the fuck! No, stop! I knew this was going to happen!
What? EHREN: Just for a second.
What? EHREN: Just for a second.
What? STORE CLERK: See this thing right here.
What? STORE CLERK: See this thing right here.
Which one? Well, don't hit the ones you been hitting!
Which one? Well, don't hit the ones you been hitting!
Why did you shit your... I didn't mean to.
Why did you shit your... I didn't mean to.
Why did you? Oh, my God.
Why did you? Oh, my God.
Wiggle! JOHNNY: The best thing to do is take off running, Steve O.
Wiggle! JOHNNY: The best thing to do is take off running, Steve O.
Woo! Yeah!
Woo! Yeah!
Wow, dude! MAN: All right.
Wow, dude! MAN: All right.
Wow! MAN: Oh, shit!
Wow! MAN: Oh, shit!
Wow! That is legit right there.
Wow! That is legit right there.
Wow. Are you okay?
Wow. Are you okay?
Wow. They're like ten, dude. They're perfect bombs.
Wow. They're like ten, dude. They're perfect bombs.
Yeah, 'cause that's... (SCREAMS)
Yeah, 'cause that's... (SCREAMS)
Yeah, I'm fine. CHRIS: Oh, my God. He's bleeding.
Yeah, I'm fine. CHRIS: Oh, my God. He's bleeding.
Yeah, Knox. Yeah, Knox.
Yeah, Knox. Yeah, Knox.
Yeah, Tyler. Those shits hit hard, man.
Yeah, Tyler. Those shits hit hard, man.
Yeah. But that's what we're here for.
Yeah. But that's what we're here for.
Yeah. Yeah?
Yeah. Yeah?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yes! Dude!
Yes! Dude!
Yo, Steve O, are you ready? You ready to make history?
Yo, Steve O, are you ready? You ready to make history?
You forgot the slide. God, bless!
You forgot the slide. God, bless!
You gotta let go! Sit down. Calm down. There you go.
You gotta let go! Sit down. Calm down. There you go.
You just got cummed on, dude! That's pig cum.
You just got cummed on, dude! That's pig cum.
You just gotta take it. You just gotta go.
You just gotta take it. You just gotta go.
You showed us how to surf. (LAUGHS)
You showed us how to surf. (LAUGHS)
You're moving, dude! Why'd you move?
You're moving, dude! Why'd you move?
ZACH: Oh, my God. JOHNNY: Did you do that?
ZACH: Oh, my God. JOHNNY: Did you do that?
Zackass. (LAUGHING)
Zackass. (LAUGHING)
...it's pretty heavy, dude.
...it's pretty heavy, dude.
'cause we've been trying to get this bit for 14 years,
'cause we've been trying to get this bit for 14 years,
'Cause you've been hitting the wrong ones!
'Cause you've been hitting the wrong ones!
"A picture? Okay, yeah, sure."
"A picture? Okay, yeah, sure."
"If a square is five inches tall and five inches wide,
"If a square is five inches tall and five inches wide,
"Jenny has two plates of 12 cookies.
"Jenny has two plates of 12 cookies.
"What family of instruments does the piano belong to?"
"What family of instruments does the piano belong to?"
("POP GOES THE WEASEL" PLAYING)
("POP GOES THE WEASEL" PLAYING)
("RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" PLAYING)
("RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" PLAYING)
(ALL CLAPPING)
(ALL CLAPPING)
(ALL GROAN)
(ALL GROAN)
(ALL GROANING)
(ALL GROANING)
(ALL LAUGH)
(ALL LAUGH)
(ALL LAUGHING AND GROANING)
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(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
(ALL SHOUTING)
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(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
(APPLAUSE)
(BEAR GRUNTS)
(BEAR GRUNTS)
(BOOING)
(BOOING)
(BRASS BAND PLAYS OFF BEAT AND OFF KEY)
(BRASS BAND PLAYS OFF BEAT AND OFF KEY)
(BUBBLING)
(BUBBLING)
(BULL GRUNTS)
(BULL GRUNTS)
(BULL ROARING)
(BULL ROARING)
(BUZZING)
(BUZZING)
(BUZZING)
(BUZZING)
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
(CHATTERING)
(CHATTERING)
(CHEERING)
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(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHRIS MUMBLING)
(CHRIS MUMBLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CRACKLING)
(CREATURE ROARING)
(CREATURE ROARING)
(CREATURE ROARS)
(CREATURE ROARS)
(CREW CHATTERING)
(CREW CHATTERING)
(CREW LAUGHING)
(CREW LAUGHING)
(DAVE GRUNTS)
(DAVE GRUNTS)
(DAVE PANTING)
(DAVE PANTING)
(DAVE SHOUTS)
(DAVE SHOUTS)
(DOG WHINES)
(DOG WHINES)
(EHREN SCREAMING)
(EHREN SCREAMING)
(EHREN SCREAMS)
(EHREN SCREAMS)
(EHREN SCREAMS)
(EHREN SCREAMS)
(EHREN SCREAMS)
(EHREN SCREAMS)
(EHREN SHOUTS)
(EHREN SHOUTS)
(ELECTRIC SHOCK)
(ELECTRIC SHOCK)
(ELECTRIC SHOCK)
(ELECTRIC SHOCK)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
(EVERYONE LAUGHS)
(EVERYONE LAUGHS)
(EXHALES SHARPLY) Jesus.
(EXHALES SHARPLY) Jesus.
(EXHAUSTED GROAN)
(EXHAUSTED GROAN)
(EXPLOSION)
(EXPLOSION)
(EXPLOSION)
(EXPLOSION)
(EXPLOSION)
(EXPLOSION)
(EXPLOSIONS)
(EXPLOSIONS)
(FRANTIC BREATHING)
(FRANTIC BREATHING)
(GAGGING)
(GAGGING)
(GIGGLING)
(GIGGLING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING) My nuts!
(GROANING) My nuts!
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GROWLING)
(GROWLING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS) Dang.
(GRUNTS) Dang.
(GURGLING)
(GURGLING)
(HYDRAULIC WHIRRING)
(HYDRAULIC WHIRRING)
(IMITATING GUITAR)
(IMITATING GUITAR)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
(JOHNNY KNOXVILLE READING)
(JOHNNY KNOXVILLE READING)
(JOHNNY LAUGHS)
(JOHNNY LAUGHS)
(JOHNNY READING)
(JOHNNY READING)
(LAUGHING AND CHATTERING)
(LAUGHING AND CHATTERING)
(LAUGHING AND CHATTERING)
(LAUGHING AND CHATTERING)
(LAUGHING, GIGGLING)
(LAUGHING, GIGGLING)
(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
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(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) I couldn't get it out.
(LAUGHING) I couldn't get it out.
(LAUGHING) Shit.
(LAUGHING) Shit.
(LAUGHING) Whooooaaah!
(LAUGHING) Whooooaaah!
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Jesus Christ!
(LAUGHS) Jesus Christ!
(LAUGHS) Oh, God.
(LAUGHS) Oh, God.
(LAUGHS) The bastard.
(LAUGHS) The bastard.
(LAUGHS) Where were you?
(LAUGHS) Where were you?
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
(LAUGHTER)
(LAUGHTER)
(LOUD WHIRRING)
(LOUD WHIRRING)
(MAN SCREAMING)
(MAN SCREAMING)
(MEN LAUGHING)
(MEN LAUGHING)
(MEN SCREAMING)
(MEN SCREAMING)
(MOANING)
(MOANING)
(MUFFLED LAUGHING)
(MUFFLED LAUGHING)
(MUSIC IN HEADPHONES)
(MUSIC IN HEADPHONES)
(NO SOUND)
(NO SOUND)
(PAINTBALLS SPUTTERING)
(PAINTBALLS SPUTTERING)
(PAINTBALLS SPUTTERING)
(PAINTBALLS SPUTTERING)
(PAINTBALLS SPUTTERING)
(PAINTBALLS SPUTTERING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PHONE RINGING)
(PHONE RINGING)
(PIANO PLAYING)
(PIANO PLAYING)
(ROARING)
(ROARING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS CONTINUE)
(SCREAMS CONTINUE)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTING)
(SHOUTS)
(SHOUTS)
(SINGSONG) The Jackass guys are getting old, we paid our dues,
(SINGSONG) The Jackass guys are getting old, we paid our dues,
(SINGSONG) There's nothing he won't do. Zackass.
(SINGSONG) There's nothing he won't do. Zackass.
(SNAKES HISSING AND RATTLING)
(SNAKES HISSING AND RATTLING)
(SQUEALS)
(SQUEALS)
(STEVE O SCREAMS)
(STEVE O SCREAMS)
(THUNDEROUS THUMP)
(THUNDEROUS THUMP)
(THUNDEROUS THUMPING CONTINUES)
(THUNDEROUS THUMPING CONTINUES)
(THUNDEROUS THUMPING)
(THUNDEROUS THUMPING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(WEE MAN SHOUTS)
(WEE MAN SHOUTS)
(WEE MAN SHOUTS)
(WEE MAN SHOUTS)
(WHIRRING)
(WHIRRING)
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)
(YELLING, LAUGHTER)
(YELLING, LAUGHTER)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELPS)
(YELPS)

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