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Jackass Forever Jackass Forever is a highly anticipated film that serves as the fourth installment in the iconic Jackass

Jackass Forever

Jackass Forever is a highly anticipated film that serves as the fourth installment in the iconic Jackass franchise. Known for its extreme pranks, stunts, and outrageous comedy, this movie promises to deliver the hilarious and heart-stopping entertainment that fans have come to love.

The Jackass series first gained popularity as a television show that aired from 2000 to 2002 on MTV. It featured a group of daredevils who performed dangerous and often absurd stunts, all in the name of entertainment. The original cast included Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, and Ryan Dunn, among others. They quickly became household names, known for their fearlessness and willingness to push the boundaries of taste and sanity.

Jackass Forever brings back the beloved original cast members and features a variety of daring and outrageous stunts that will leave audiences both cringing and laughing out loud. Expect to see Johnny Knoxville once again stepping into the role of the fearless ringleader, along with Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, and a host of familiar faces. Though the full cast list has not been officially released, fans can certainly look forward to the return of their favorite Jackass crew members.

With a release date set for 2022, Jackass Forever promises to take the franchise to new heights with even more extreme and jaw-dropping stunts. While specific details about the movie's content remain largely under wraps, fans can expect a wild ride filled with pranks, physical challenges, and unexpected surprises.

Jackass Forever is directed by Jeff Tremaine, who has been behind the camera for all the previous Jackass projects. His keen eye for capturing the perfect angle and his ability to capture the raw, adrenaline-fueled moments has been instrumental in the series' success. Tremaine's vision, coupled with the brilliance and resilience of the cast, has consistently pushed the boundaries of what is deemed acceptable and hilarious.

While the Jackass franchise has always been controversial due to its extreme nature, it has developed a loyal following that revels in the absurdity and disarms of the stunts. The Jackass crew has garnered admiration not only for their fearlessness but also for their unwavering commitment to staying true to their vision, despite the physical toll it often takes on their bodies.

For those who can't wait to experience the thrills and laughs of Jackass Forever, the sounds and music associated with the franchise are widely available. Fans can easily find and download the distinct and memorable sounds that have become synonymous with the Jackass brand. From the opening guitar riff that instantly gets the adrenaline pumping to the inevitable crashes and thuds, these sounds bring back nostalgic memories and serve as a perfect backdrop for a prankster's mischief.

Jackass Forever promises to deliver an unforgettable experience that pushes the boundaries of comedy and chaos. It is sure to appeal to both longtime fans of the franchise and newcomers alike. With a talented cast, a director who understands the essence of the series, and the promise of even bigger and crazier stunts, Jackass Forever is set to reignite the passion and excitement that the Jackass crew has always brought to the screen. So get ready to laugh, cringe, and hold your breath because Jackass Forever is just around the corner, ready to wreak havoc once again.

(Note: The content provided about the subject Jackass Forever is based on assumptions as there is no specific information available regarding a movie or television show with this title. The provided information is purely fictional.)

A fella could have a pretty good time on this.
A fella could have a pretty good time on this.
A lot of people ask, "What will Jackass be like once we're older?"
A lot of people ask, "What will Jackass be like once we're older?"
A what?
A what?
Aaaaah!
Aaaaah!
Aaaaah!
Aaaaah!
Ah, ah!
Ah, ah!
Ah, fuck you.
Ah, fuck you.
Ah, fuck!
Ah, fuck!
Ah, I got a broken wrist, broken rib, concussion.
Ah, I got a broken wrist, broken rib, concussion.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! (LAUGHING)
Ah! (LAUGHING)
Ah! Ahh!
Ah! Ahh!
Ah. Aaaah! Ooooh!
Ah. Aaaah! Ooooh!
Ahh, shit! Ahh!
Ahh, shit! Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
All right, Jaws, you ready?
All right, Jaws, you ready?
All right, let's play this game.
All right, let's play this game.
All right, my name's Johnny Knoxville.
All right, my name's Johnny Knoxville.
All right, now go for the bucket and cue the snake sound.
All right, now go for the bucket and cue the snake sound.
All right, so, somebody is going to sit in the tank
All right, so, somebody is going to sit in the tank
All right, switch the bucket.
All right, switch the bucket.
All right, this is Dark Shark, our newest star, Jasper's dad.
All right, this is Dark Shark, our newest star, Jasper's dad.
All right, we have our winner.
All right, we have our winner.
All right, well, let's get started.
All right, well, let's get started.
All right, whoa, dude, whoa!
All right, whoa, dude, whoa!
All right!
All right!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Fine.
All right. Fine.
All right. I think this is a perfect amount of "in it".
All right. I think this is a perfect amount of "in it".
All right. This is gnarly.
All right. This is gnarly.
All right. You guys ready?
All right. You guys ready?
All that practicing, right out the window.
All that practicing, right out the window.
All the way?
All the way?
All these questions are on a fourth grade level.
All these questions are on a fourth grade level.
ALL: Oh!
ALL: Oh!
ALL: Oh!
ALL: Oh!
ALL: Oooh!
ALL: Oooh!
ALL: Ooooh!
ALL: Ooooh!
ALL: Yeah!
ALL: Yeah!
Almost 20 years ago today we filmed the original cup test.
Almost 20 years ago today we filmed the original cup test.
And apparently it worked.
And apparently it worked.
And fell to his doom.
And fell to his doom.
And he knocked your grandfather through the roof.
And he knocked your grandfather through the roof.
And he's going to put some pep in their step.
And he's going to put some pep in their step.
And I was like, it was either my life or yours.
And I was like, it was either my life or yours.
And I'm going to administer a lie detector test.
And I'm going to administer a lie detector test.
And if he's not truthful, he's going to get stung.
And if he's not truthful, he's going to get stung.
And if you think we're wearing underpants under these tunics,
And if you think we're wearing underpants under these tunics,
And if you're wondering if the curtains match the d****s,
And if you're wondering if the curtains match the d****s,
And it should be good.
And it should be good.
And it's a competition.
And it's a competition.
And it's my least favorite thing.
And it's my least favorite thing.
And Jeff Tremaine!
And Jeff Tremaine!
And now Steve O has to do it twice.
And now Steve O has to do it twice.
And now, 20 years later, we're still doing the same stupid shit.
And now, 20 years later, we're still doing the same stupid shit.
And our choreographer, Michael Rooney.
And our choreographer, Michael Rooney.
And our not so handy handyman, Zach.
And our not so handy handyman, Zach.
And say some fuck shit about my nice ass beard.
And say some fuck shit about my nice ass beard.
And so hopefully, once that methane gas
And so hopefully, once that methane gas
And sometimes, the only way to do that is with a team
And sometimes, the only way to do that is with a team
And sure enough flew too close to the sun.
And sure enough flew too close to the sun.
And that's going to attract the other bees to the Queen, right?
And that's going to attract the other bees to the Queen, right?
And that's the truth.
And that's the truth.
And the guys are going to think they are getting interviewed about the movie.
And the guys are going to think they are getting interviewed about the movie.
And then came the heartbreaking news
And then came the heartbreaking news
And then fuck with him?
And then fuck with him?
And then put the hat back on, and no milk come out.
And then put the hat back on, and no milk come out.
And then, I'm going to try and take the cookie off its head.
And then, I'm going to try and take the cookie off its head.
And then, it broke.
And then, it broke.
And they went off to escape the island of Crete forever.
And they went off to escape the island of Crete forever.
And this is my good for nothing granddaughter
And this is my good for nothing granddaughter
And this is the marching band.
And this is the marching band.
And today, we're big wave surfing.
And today, we're big wave surfing.
And Tory Belleci is here today
And Tory Belleci is here today
And we'll get the underwater exploding fart.
And we'll get the underwater exploding fart.
And when it gets to a certain point,
And when it gets to a certain point,
And when they fart,
And when they fart,
And while they're sitting there, something may happen.
And while they're sitting there, something may happen.
And you are putting honey on me.
And you are putting honey on me.
And you would have been done for the day.
And you would have been done for the day.
Apparently, she's pretty important.
Apparently, she's pretty important.
Are you color blind?
Are you color blind?
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
Are you really allergic to bees?
Are you really allergic to bees?
As if life is not hard enough.
As if life is not hard enough.
As long as you tell the truth.
As long as you tell the truth.
Awesome.
Awesome.
B e l l?
B e l l?
Backfire!
Backfire!
Bacon's better than horse meat, right?
Bacon's better than horse meat, right?
Bam!
Bam!
Because they think I'm doing a rattlesnake stunt.
Because they think I'm doing a rattlesnake stunt.
Behold, our twisted souls have come to the garden of death to dine with the devil.
Behold, our twisted souls have come to the garden of death to dine with the devil.
Bomb them into the stone age, son!
Bomb them into the stone age, son!
Boom, boom. boom, boom.
Boom, boom. boom, boom.
Boom, someone's gonna get launched.
Boom, someone's gonna get launched.
Boxer.
Boxer.
Bunny, help him.
Bunny, help him.
But how did he fucking fall for this?
But how did he fucking fall for this?
But I was supposed to pour the milk in the hat,
But I was supposed to pour the milk in the hat,
But it's definitely a big impact on life and guess what? We're here.
But it's definitely a big impact on life and guess what? We're here.
But like this would never pop in their head.
But like this would never pop in their head.
But Poopies, that was wrong.
But Poopies, that was wrong.
But that sounded pretty sweet.
But that sounded pretty sweet.
But that's just a ruse to get them in here so we can lock the door,
But that's just a ruse to get them in here so we can lock the door,
But there's a big giant dent in it.
But there's a big giant dent in it.
But there's that one thing they left out of the ancient myth.
But there's that one thing they left out of the ancient myth.
Can I get another mask?
Can I get another mask?
Can we add all the bees or is it better to go...
Can we add all the bees or is it better to go...
Can we get one with the finger in your mouth?
Can we get one with the finger in your mouth?
Can you do one more?
Can you do one more?
Can you feel my heart?
Can you feel my heart?
Can't have nothin' nice, can I?
Can't have nothin' nice, can I?
Cats, dogs, basically anything that's not normal to the hood.
Cats, dogs, basically anything that's not normal to the hood.
Charlie, can you push that hand in a little closer?
Charlie, can you push that hand in a little closer?
Chill, dude!
Chill, dude!
CHRIS PONTIUS: Is me being pulled in only that much to the table, it's fine?
CHRIS PONTIUS: Is me being pulled in only that much to the table, it's fine?
CHRIS: (SINGSONG) While we all stand and laugh. Go, go, Zach!
CHRIS: (SINGSONG) While we all stand and laugh. Go, go, Zach!
CHRIS: All right, time to get stung in the face.
CHRIS: All right, time to get stung in the face.
CHRIS: As the blood rushes to the mast, the beast awakens from his ancient slumber.
CHRIS: As the blood rushes to the mast, the beast awakens from his ancient slumber.
CHRIS: Before he returns to hell, it's time for dessert.
CHRIS: Before he returns to hell, it's time for dessert.
CHRIS: Do you feel sexier?
CHRIS: Do you feel sexier?
CHRIS: Feast on his cock.
CHRIS: Feast on his cock.
CHRIS: He's my offspring.
CHRIS: He's my offspring.
CHRIS: I wanted to surprise you.
CHRIS: I wanted to surprise you.
CHRIS: It was the bird.
CHRIS: It was the bird.
CHRIS: It's time to sacrifice Wee Man's juicy ass to the raptor from hell.
CHRIS: It's time to sacrifice Wee Man's juicy ass to the raptor from hell.
CHRIS: Just have fun with it.
CHRIS: Just have fun with it.
CHRIS: Just relax and enjoy the procedure.
CHRIS: Just relax and enjoy the procedure.
CHRIS: Let the unholy sacrament begin.
CHRIS: Let the unholy sacrament begin.
CHRIS: Milk, milk, lemonade, turn the corner and fudge is made.
CHRIS: Milk, milk, lemonade, turn the corner and fudge is made.
CHRIS: Preston should have pooped before he came to work today.
CHRIS: Preston should have pooped before he came to work today.
CHRIS: That's pig cum. Five gallons.
CHRIS: That's pig cum. Five gallons.
CHRIS: That's the weird part,
CHRIS: That's the weird part,
CHRIS: The beast has drawn blood.
CHRIS: The beast has drawn blood.
CHRIS: This is actually my first time performing
CHRIS: This is actually my first time performing
CHRIS: Unfortunately, young Icarus got a little bit cocky,
CHRIS: Unfortunately, young Icarus got a little bit cocky,
CHRIS: When the beast awakens, the monster arises.
CHRIS: When the beast awakens, the monster arises.
CHRIS: You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
CHRIS: You can trust me, I'm a doctor.
Cobra Kai rules.
Cobra Kai rules.
Cold brew coffee, all right.
Cold brew coffee, all right.
Come in here.
Come in here.
Come on, O.
Come on, O.
Come on, Poopies, you need to go again, dude.
Come on, Poopies, you need to go again, dude.
Come on, Zach!
Come on, Zach!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! (SCREAMS)
Come on! (SCREAMS)
Come this way, I swear to God, I'm not lying to you.
Come this way, I swear to God, I'm not lying to you.
Consent!
Consent!
D u m b...
D u m b...
D u m...
D u m...
Damn, I got a hard head.
Damn, I got a hard head.
Damn, that sounds like me in London.
Damn, that sounds like me in London.
DANIELLE: Don't turn! That would have hit him!
DANIELLE: Don't turn! That would have hit him!
DANIELLE: That would have hit him!
DANIELLE: That would have hit him!
Dark Shark, stay down.
Dark Shark, stay down.
Dark Shark, why are you pulling on me?
Dark Shark, why are you pulling on me?
DARK SHARK: Hell, nah, are you crazy?
DARK SHARK: Hell, nah, are you crazy?
DARK SHARK: Is he gonna bite him for real?
DARK SHARK: Is he gonna bite him for real?
DARK SHARK: Ow! He's biting my arm!
DARK SHARK: Ow! He's biting my arm!
Dave England, Ehren McGhehey...
Dave England, Ehren McGhehey...
DAVE: Ah, that will work.
DAVE: Ah, that will work.
DAVE: Ehren, what are you doing? Don't use me as a human shield!
DAVE: Ehren, what are you doing? Don't use me as a human shield!
DAVE: Ehren!
DAVE: Ehren!
DAVE: I don't know, dude.
DAVE: I don't know, dude.
DAVE: I just need to know you're there.
DAVE: I just need to know you're there.
DAVE: I took a huge coil in there and it stunk so bad.
DAVE: I took a huge coil in there and it stunk so bad.
DAVE: I'm a vegetarian!
DAVE: I'm a vegetarian!
DAVE: It's gotta be over, dude.
DAVE: It's gotta be over, dude.
DAVE: No, you don't know shit!
DAVE: No, you don't know shit!
DAVE: Oh. Oh, my God.
DAVE: Oh. Oh, my God.
DAVE: What happened?
DAVE: What happened?
Did anyone even film that?
Did anyone even film that?
Did milk come out?
Did milk come out?
Did they just... (SCREAMING)
Did they just... (SCREAMING)
Did they put that goofy ass beard on in makeup?
Did they put that goofy ass beard on in makeup?
Did we get it?
Did we get it?
Did you see Dirty Dancing?
Did you see Dirty Dancing?
Did your brother say he was joining us for lunch?
Did your brother say he was joining us for lunch?
Dirty Dancing with Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze.
Dirty Dancing with Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze.
Do it, come on, man.
Do it, come on, man.
Do we all understand the rules and we're not gonna make any noise?
Do we all understand the rules and we're not gonna make any noise?
Do you feel the vibration?
Do you feel the vibration?
Do you mind if I get a photo?
Do you mind if I get a photo?
Do you think you can help me, ma'am?
Do you think you can help me, ma'am?
Does it smell?
Does it smell?
Doesn't fear anything except for like,
Doesn't fear anything except for like,
Don't do it. I'm telling you. I'm gonna flip this chair over.
Don't do it. I'm telling you. I'm gonna flip this chair over.
Don't get me! Ah! Fuck!
Don't get me! Ah! Fuck!
Don't look now, but it's flat as a pancake.
Don't look now, but it's flat as a pancake.
Drink as much milk as they can.
Drink as much milk as they can.
Dry off, Steve O, it's going again.
Dry off, Steve O, it's going again.
Dude wanted to be just like me.
Dude wanted to be just like me.
Dude, dude!
Dude, dude!
Dude, I don't look that good, man.
Dude, I don't look that good, man.
Dude, I got bit by something! What the fuck was that?
Dude, I got bit by something! What the fuck was that?
Dude, it's gnarly.
Dude, it's gnarly.
Dude, it's so cold. That hurt so bad.
Dude, it's so cold. That hurt so bad.
Dude, relax. Poopies relax, dog. Relax, man.
Dude, relax. Poopies relax, dog. Relax, man.
Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, what the fuck?
Dude, you said it wasn't gonna feel like anything.
Dude, you said it wasn't gonna feel like anything.
Dude! Chill!
Dude! Chill!
Dude. I'm sorry, dude.
Dude. I'm sorry, dude.
Dude... Where were you?
Dude... Where were you?
Ehren "Fluffer" McGhehey.
Ehren "Fluffer" McGhehey.
Ehren has to take a bite from the spider.
Ehren has to take a bite from the spider.
Ehren is the winner!
Ehren is the winner!
Ehren, don't fuckin' not answer me.
Ehren, don't fuckin' not answer me.
Ehren, I'm sorry, I hit the wrong button.
Ehren, I'm sorry, I hit the wrong button.
Ehren, remain calm.
Ehren, remain calm.
EHREN: "Dumbbell".
EHREN: "Dumbbell".
EHREN: (GRUNTS) Stop it!
EHREN: (GRUNTS) Stop it!
EHREN: Come on!
EHREN: Come on!
EHREN: Fuck this shit! Ah, fuck you guys!
EHREN: Fuck this shit! Ah, fuck you guys!
EHREN: Here, hold my hand, Steve O. Hold my hand.
EHREN: Here, hold my hand, Steve O. Hold my hand.
EHREN: How am I supposed to even help you, Dave?
EHREN: How am I supposed to even help you, Dave?
EHREN: I got to get out of this thing.
EHREN: I got to get out of this thing.
EHREN: I'm done! I'm done! I can't.
EHREN: I'm done! I'm done! I can't.
EHREN: I'm getting 'em right now.
EHREN: I'm getting 'em right now.
EHREN: I'm gonna break that fucking door down.
EHREN: I'm gonna break that fucking door down.
EHREN: Just look at me, Eric.
EHREN: Just look at me, Eric.
EHREN: No, I promise!
EHREN: No, I promise!
EHREN: Now I'm stuck in a room.
EHREN: Now I'm stuck in a room.
EHREN: Oh, fuck. Fucking rattlesnake in here.
EHREN: Oh, fuck. Fucking rattlesnake in here.
EHREN: Oh, God!
EHREN: Oh, God!
EHREN: Oh, God.
EHREN: Oh, God.
EHREN: Oh, shit, man. That fucking knocked me out.
EHREN: Oh, shit, man. That fucking knocked me out.
EHREN: Play ball!
EHREN: Play ball!
EHREN: There's a door. I just opened it. I swear to God!
EHREN: There's a door. I just opened it. I swear to God!
EHREN: We need a medic. Medic!
EHREN: We need a medic. Medic!
EHREN: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute!
EHREN: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute!
Ehren's gonna get the world's fastest softball pitcher.
Ehren's gonna get the world's fastest softball pitcher.
Either way it goes, he's gonna land in this lake.
Either way it goes, he's gonna land in this lake.
Elton John!
Elton John!
Elton.
Elton.
ERIC: But she looks great.
ERIC: But she looks great.
ERIC: God dammit, doctor.
ERIC: God dammit, doctor.
ERIC: Let's make it count.
ERIC: Let's make it count.
ERIC: You're ready for the red carpet. (LAUGHS)
ERIC: You're ready for the red carpet. (LAUGHS)
Even at a time when I wanted to die, I wouldn't get in the bullring.
Even at a time when I wanted to die, I wouldn't get in the bullring.
Even with an outbreak you're still blowing people up.
Even with an outbreak you're still blowing people up.
Everybody shut up!
Everybody shut up!
EVERYONE: In ten, nine, eight,
EVERYONE: In ten, nine, eight,
EVERYONE: Ooooh!
EVERYONE: Ooooh!
Everyone's going to leave. Lights out.
Everyone's going to leave. Lights out.
Everything I say is gonna end up on the cutting room floor anyways.
Everything I say is gonna end up on the cutting room floor anyways.
Fail to prepare. Prepare to fail. Hmm.
Fail to prepare. Prepare to fail. Hmm.
Fire this way!
Fire this way!
Fire!
Fire!
First time you got cummed on?
First time you got cummed on?
Flamingo, pelican, eh!
Flamingo, pelican, eh!
For our next challenge, our friend Jules here
For our next challenge, our friend Jules here
For real, like, I've been watching Jackass
For real, like, I've been watching Jackass
For the final dance she runs at them.
For the final dance she runs at them.
For the skateboard guillotine.
For the skateboard guillotine.
Francis hits harder than any heavyweight in the MMA. It's insane.
Francis hits harder than any heavyweight in the MMA. It's insane.
FRANCIS: Oh, yeah. Because I've never hit somebody in the ding ding on purpose.
FRANCIS: Oh, yeah. Because I've never hit somebody in the ding ding on purpose.
Frank has four plates of six cookies.
Frank has four plates of six cookies.
Fuck it, get the fuck outta here!
Fuck it, get the fuck outta here!
Fuck that. There's something bad over there, probably!
Fuck that. There's something bad over there, probably!
Fuck this shit. I'm outta here! Fuck it!
Fuck this shit. I'm outta here! Fuck it!
Fuck this, man.
Fuck this, man.
Fuck you, Ehren!
Fuck you, Ehren!
Fuck, dude, he tried to bite my hand.
Fuck, dude, he tried to bite my hand.
Fuck, dude.
Fuck, dude.
Fuck, everything was perfect. I was like,
Fuck, everything was perfect. I was like,
Fuck, fuck!
Fuck, fuck!
Fuck, Jeff!
Fuck, Jeff!
Fuck, there's the door. Dave over here!
Fuck, there's the door. Dave over here!
Fuck, this cup sucked.
Fuck, this cup sucked.
Fuck, we gotta go.
Fuck, we gotta go.
Fuck, yeah! Let's go!
Fuck, yeah! Let's go!
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck, yeah.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck! What the fuck! His head!
Fuck! What the fuck! His head!
Fucking look! Wee Man, right there!
Fucking look! Wee Man, right there!
Get another one, get another one.
Get another one, get another one.
Get it off! Get it off!
Get it off! Get it off!
Get on the stretcher!
Get on the stretcher!
Get on the stretcher.
Get on the stretcher.
Get out there, get out there.
Get out there, get out there.
Get set...
Get set...
Get your fucking ass up there.
Get your fucking ass up there.
Gets caught in there, it will ignite,
Gets caught in there, it will ignite,
Go out that one. This one is locked.
Go out that one. This one is locked.
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go!
God damn it, is that why you put that camera...?
God damn it, is that why you put that camera...?
God, dude!
God, dude!
God, my fucking dick got one. Oooooh!
God, my fucking dick got one. Oooooh!
Good job, dude! You launched!
Good job, dude! You launched!
Good job, man. Fucking right on, dude.
Good job, man. Fucking right on, dude.
Good job.
Good job.
Good. What's new?
Good. What's new?
Goodbye, human ramp!
Goodbye, human ramp!
Grandpa, are you okay?
Grandpa, are you okay?
He got shot in the dick.
He got shot in the dick.
He has no arms.
He has no arms.
He just got his nuts beat up.
He just got his nuts beat up.
He kicked your ass, dude.
He kicked your ass, dude.
He kinda doesn't like bugs or spiders,
He kinda doesn't like bugs or spiders,
He put his hands down! What a pussy. Don't look.
He put his hands down! What a pussy. Don't look.
He turned around and just nailed him.
He turned around and just nailed him.
He was.
He was.
He went higher than that roof. He went all the way up in there.
He went higher than that roof. He went all the way up in there.
He will bite you if you get too close to him and he will kill you, or try to.
He will bite you if you get too close to him and he will kill you, or try to.
He'll feel it real quickly.
He'll feel it real quickly.
He'll jump in cactus for you.
He'll jump in cactus for you.
He's a gnarly superstar.
He's a gnarly superstar.
He's about to have five gallons of pig cum dumped on him.
He's about to have five gallons of pig cum dumped on him.
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's going to battle Ehren in the spider helmet.
He's going to battle Ehren in the spider helmet.
He's going to release it on the ground.
He's going to release it on the ground.
He's got a western diamondback rattlesnake.
He's got a western diamondback rattlesnake.
He's ready.
He's ready.
He's talking smack.
He's talking smack.
He's trying to bite my hand.
He's trying to bite my hand.
He's trying to bite my hand. He's trying to bite my hand.
He's trying to bite my hand. He's trying to bite my hand.
Headquarters.
Headquarters.
Hell, no, I ain't going near none of that. Hell, nah.
Hell, no, I ain't going near none of that. Hell, nah.
Hello, I am Johnny Knoxville and this is the flight of Icarus.
Hello, I am Johnny Knoxville and this is the flight of Icarus.
Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent.
Hello, I am Johnny the Magnificent.
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to the dum dum game.
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to the dum dum game.
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!
Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!
Hello, Lance.
Hello, Lance.
Hello, my name is Irving Zisman,
Hello, my name is Irving Zisman,
Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville
Hello, my name's Johnny Knoxville
Help me, Eric! Help me!
Help me, Eric! Help me!
Help!
Help!
Here we go! Fuck me!
Here we go! Fuck me!
Here we go. Full tight on the monster. Rolling.
Here we go. Full tight on the monster. Rolling.
Here with Steve O and our special handsome guest star,
Here with Steve O and our special handsome guest star,
Here. come here.
Here. come here.
Hey, can you hand me the black tape over there?
Hey, can you hand me the black tape over there?
Hey, Dave.
Hey, Dave.
Hey, Ehren, no joke, you're fucked.
Hey, Ehren, no joke, you're fucked.
Hey, I'll tell you right now, if the jokes continue
Hey, I'll tell you right now, if the jokes continue
Hey, I'm Raab Himself and this is Bungy Wedgie.
Hey, I'm Raab Himself and this is Bungy Wedgie.
Hey, J, talk to me. You okay?
Hey, J, talk to me. You okay?
Hey, Wee Man, help him get through that hole.
Hey, Wee Man, help him get through that hole.
Hey. Feel that shit, man. That motherfucker was trying to hurt me, man.
Hey. Feel that shit, man. That motherfucker was trying to hurt me, man.
Hi, I am Johnny Knoxville, and this is the cup test.
Hi, I am Johnny Knoxville, and this is the cup test.
Hi, I'm Preston Lacy. This is a human ramp.
Hi, I'm Preston Lacy. This is a human ramp.
His balls are in his tummy.
His balls are in his tummy.
His nuts are bleeding. We got blood.
His nuts are bleeding. We got blood.
Hit somebody in the nuts.
Hit somebody in the nuts.
Hit the blue! Hit the override!
Hit the blue! Hit the override!
Hit the lever! Hit the lever!
Hit the lever! Hit the lever!
Hold the collar up so I can see it.
Hold the collar up so I can see it.
Hollywood has long put tremendous pressure on women
Hollywood has long put tremendous pressure on women
Holy crap, I fell on my face.
Holy crap, I fell on my face.
Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit! Yes! Fuck yes!
Holy shit! Yes! Fuck yes!
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Honestly, I think it tastes good.
Honestly, I think it tastes good.
Hood card taken away.
Hood card taken away.
How about a hand for our dancers?
How about a hand for our dancers?
How big of an angle is it gonna be?
How big of an angle is it gonna be?
How did that explode?
How did that explode?
How did you beat me?
How did you beat me?
How did you end up here? And you just took a shit...
How did you end up here? And you just took a shit...
How is he the winner?
How is he the winner?
How many times do we get to play?
How many times do we get to play?
How the fuck is he gonna be the winner?
How the fuck is he gonna be the winner?
How was work today, honey?
How was work today, honey?
How you doing, Lance?
How you doing, Lance?
How... why are we the only ones in here now?
How... why are we the only ones in here now?
How's Raab not in this?
How's Raab not in this?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
I am Danger Ehren, and this is the softball test.
I am Danger Ehren, and this is the softball test.
I am Eric Manaka, and this is a horse race.
I am Eric Manaka, and this is a horse race.
I am Poopies. Big time movie star.
I am Poopies. Big time movie star.
I am Rob Dyrdek, and this is musical chair bags.
I am Rob Dyrdek, and this is musical chair bags.
I am saving you.
I am saving you.
I am so sorry. It's literally my second day on the job. I fell off.
I am so sorry. It's literally my second day on the job. I fell off.
I am trapped.
I am trapped.
I believe he shot up and into the hole.
I believe he shot up and into the hole.
I came out of his penis, man. That's how he acting?
I came out of his penis, man. That's how he acting?
I can barely taste the pig cum in this.
I can barely taste the pig cum in this.
I can ride.
I can ride.
I can totally see through Steve O's.
I can totally see through Steve O's.
I can't do math!
I can't do math!
I can't drink the milk. I'm going too fast.
I can't drink the milk. I'm going too fast.
I can't get any more hurt.
I can't get any more hurt.
I can't take him off your boob unless you give me permission.
I can't take him off your boob unless you give me permission.
I could tell if it's straight or not 'cause...
I could tell if it's straight or not 'cause...
I didn't even get to answer.
I didn't even get to answer.
I didn't even know he could go that fast.
I didn't even know he could go that fast.
I didn't kick the bird!
I didn't kick the bird!
I didn't tell him it was a heavyweight. Jeff and I forgot to mention that.
I didn't tell him it was a heavyweight. Jeff and I forgot to mention that.
I don't even like handcuffs on me no more.
I don't even like handcuffs on me no more.
I don't hear nothing.
I don't hear nothing.
I don't know how to get out.
I don't know how to get out.
I don't know what... Oh, my God!
I don't know what... Oh, my God!
I don't know where the blue is?
I don't know where the blue is?
I don't know, dude. I don't know, man.
I don't know, dude. I don't know, man.
I don't know!
I don't know!
I don't need physics from you guys right now.
I don't need physics from you guys right now.
I don't think Preston's okay.
I don't think Preston's okay.
I don't understand why you were using the toilet.
I don't understand why you were using the toilet.
I don't wanna see the fangs.
I don't wanna see the fangs.
I don't want to touch anything because I don't know...
I don't want to touch anything because I don't know...
I feel fucked up.
I feel fucked up.
I feel like grabbing his ass.
I feel like grabbing his ass.
I feel like I'm coming back to myself. I can't remember nothing.
I feel like I'm coming back to myself. I can't remember nothing.
I feel like, I'm just like, ah ha, man, I'm on Jackass.
I feel like, I'm just like, ah ha, man, I'm on Jackass.
I feel shaky.
I feel shaky.
I fucking shit my pants.
I fucking shit my pants.
I got shocked so bad so many times.
I got shocked so bad so many times.
I got shot in the fuckin' mouth.
I got shot in the fuckin' mouth.
I got shot with the elephant gun yesterday.
I got shot with the elephant gun yesterday.
I got you a job!
I got you a job!
I gotta save you!
I gotta save you!
I gotta say, I look great, though.
I gotta say, I look great, though.
I have one on me.
I have one on me.
I heard Zach, it sounded like he's getting murdered in here.
I heard Zach, it sounded like he's getting murdered in here.
I just Googled the hardest punch ever recorded.
I just Googled the hardest punch ever recorded.
I just said why can't I wear my cool hat?
I just said why can't I wear my cool hat?
I just shit my pants. I just shit my fucking pants.
I just shit my pants. I just shit my fucking pants.
I kind of feel like praying right now.
I kind of feel like praying right now.
I love how you're just smiling at him.
I love how you're just smiling at him.
I love the smell of paintballs in the morning!
I love the smell of paintballs in the morning!
I love you guys, man, for that.
I love you guys, man, for that.
I love you, dude.
I love you, dude.
I need a towel.
I need a towel.
I need to get my basket closer to this pole.
I need to get my basket closer to this pole.
I never know what to say to Rick's camera.
I never know what to say to Rick's camera.
I still feel it in my ass.
I still feel it in my ass.
I summon Sarcophilus Satanicus
I summon Sarcophilus Satanicus
I think he passed out.
I think he passed out.
I think I have the smallest one out of the whole group.
I think I have the smallest one out of the whole group.
I think I prefer the pig.
I think I prefer the pig.
I think we gotta go one more.
I think we gotta go one more.
I think we're all the way finished, we're through.
I think we're all the way finished, we're through.
I thought my hand was your hand.
I thought my hand was your hand.
I thought this was like the only way to get out.
I thought this was like the only way to get out.
I thought we were supposed to have pads on the tubes and the metal.
I thought we were supposed to have pads on the tubes and the metal.
I took a huge shit in there too.
I took a huge shit in there too.
I totally forgot I was a lifeguard.
I totally forgot I was a lifeguard.
I wanna get outta here, man, like I'm serious.
I wanna get outta here, man, like I'm serious.
I wanna go now. Open that fuckin' door.
I wanna go now. Open that fuckin' door.
I want the perimeter bombed, God damn it!
I want the perimeter bombed, God damn it!
I was coming off my pedals, it was not my strongest performance.
I was coming off my pedals, it was not my strongest performance.
I was gonna say that! (GROANS)
I was gonna say that! (GROANS)
I was in the water like...
I was in the water like...
I was like, "Yeah, cool, let's do this."
I was like, "Yeah, cool, let's do this."
I was like, fuck your life. I was like, man.
I was like, fuck your life. I was like, man.
I was trying to look stoked.
I was trying to look stoked.
I will fuckin' live here.
I will fuckin' live here.
I will stand up and walk away.
I will stand up and walk away.
I would have no part in this bullshit.
I would have no part in this bullshit.
I'll guide.
I'll guide.
I'll remember that on my next question, Poopies.
I'll remember that on my next question, Poopies.
I'll start a new life in here.
I'll start a new life in here.
I'm a grown man.
I'm a grown man.
I'm all right, I'll be all right.
I'm all right, I'll be all right.
I'm Dave England and I got to take a shit.
I'm Dave England and I got to take a shit.
I'm fucking 51 years old.
I'm fucking 51 years old.
I'm giving you consent!
I'm giving you consent!
I'm going to give my guy Johnny Knoxville a look,
I'm going to give my guy Johnny Knoxville a look,
I'm gonna fuck you up, man. You supposed to be having my back.
I'm gonna fuck you up, man. You supposed to be having my back.
I'm gonna pull him out.
I'm gonna pull him out.
I'm gonna shit my pants before we get to that fuckin' place.
I'm gonna shit my pants before we get to that fuckin' place.
I'm here with professional hockey player P.K. Subban.
I'm here with professional hockey player P.K. Subban.
I'm in the TV show I used to watch, man.
I'm in the TV show I used to watch, man.
I'm in the weirdest position.
I'm in the weirdest position.
I'm Jasper, and I'm about to take this gold chair to the fucking moon.
I'm Jasper, and I'm about to take this gold chair to the fucking moon.
I'm Jasper. And this is bodysurfing, motherfucker.
I'm Jasper. And this is bodysurfing, motherfucker.
I'm just going... I am burned.
I'm just going... I am burned.
I'm kind of embarrassed right now. Like...
I'm kind of embarrassed right now. Like...
I'm not a fucking scientist, man,
I'm not a fucking scientist, man,
I'm not trying to, but it keeps slipping around.
I'm not trying to, but it keeps slipping around.
I'm outta here.
I'm outta here.
I'm passing out!
I'm passing out!
I'm Rachel, and this is scorpion botox.
I'm Rachel, and this is scorpion botox.
I'm ready to come out of this. I...
I'm ready to come out of this. I...
I'm ready to get in there and just see what happens.
I'm ready to get in there and just see what happens.
I'm really scared for Johnny right now.
I'm really scared for Johnny right now.
I'm running around in a G string for a living.
I'm running around in a G string for a living.
I'm so glad I put this...
I'm so glad I put this...
I'm sorry, Poopies, but that is wrong!
I'm sorry, Poopies, but that is wrong!
I'm starting to think those cups don't work, dude.
I'm starting to think those cups don't work, dude.
I'm tapped out, out here and still I was like,
I'm tapped out, out here and still I was like,
I'm the smart one. I already know what's going to happen.
I'm the smart one. I already know what's going to happen.
I'm Tyler. And this is the electric tap dance.
I'm Tyler. And this is the electric tap dance.
I'm very excited because we are lighting
I'm very excited because we are lighting
I'm Wee Man, and this is the triple wedgie.
I'm Wee Man, and this is the triple wedgie.
I'm worried, like we've been hitting the guys
I'm worried, like we've been hitting the guys
I've never been around a bull
I've never been around a bull
If I flip the chair over, that thing gonna bite me
If I flip the chair over, that thing gonna bite me
If they do trust us to go to the bathroom today,
If they do trust us to go to the bathroom today,
If this is a race to see who vomits first,
If this is a race to see who vomits first,
If you get them right, you're safe and in the clear,
If you get them right, you're safe and in the clear,
If you would hang the top left side,
If you would hang the top left side,
Imprisoned on the island of Crete.
Imprisoned on the island of Crete.
In my whole entire life.
In my whole entire life.
Incredible fine young men, new talent, war dogs.
Incredible fine young men, new talent, war dogs.
Is everything on sale?
Is everything on sale?
Is going to help Poopies kiss this deadly viper.
Is going to help Poopies kiss this deadly viper.
Is he okay? He's not moving.
Is he okay? He's not moving.
Is it... Is it actually over?
Is it... Is it actually over?
Is really working, Steve O.
Is really working, Steve O.
Is that venomous?
Is that venomous?
Is the firehose rodeo.
Is the firehose rodeo.
Is there an "antidope" here?
Is there an "antidope" here?
It doesn't really hurt.
It doesn't really hurt.
It doesn't say shit here!
It doesn't say shit here!
It looked good on you.
It looked good on you.
It moves when you move.
It moves when you move.
It worked!
It worked!
It's a paintball time!
It's a paintball time!
It's a percussion instrument!
It's a percussion instrument!
It's a softball.
It's a softball.
It's been a while since I ate the horse semen but...
It's been a while since I ate the horse semen but...
It's for the movie, dude.
It's for the movie, dude.
It's fuckin'... lubed up.
It's fuckin'... lubed up.
It's going as fast as that rattlesnake.
It's going as fast as that rattlesnake.
It's good to have dreams.
It's good to have dreams.
It's in there.
It's in there.
It's just bigger.
It's just bigger.
It's more of a pinky orange.
It's more of a pinky orange.
It's not goin' touch you.
It's not goin' touch you.
It's time to do this.
It's time to do this.
It's time to introduce Zach Holmes and say goodbye to the human ramp.
It's time to introduce Zach Holmes and say goodbye to the human ramp.
JASPER: Came for lips and left with a new chin.
JASPER: Came for lips and left with a new chin.
JASPER: Chill, chill, chill!
JASPER: Chill, chill, chill!
JASPER: Dude, I don't think we gotta...
JASPER: Dude, I don't think we gotta...
JASPER: Fuck!
JASPER: Fuck!
JASPER: Oh, fuck. I want to go again.
JASPER: Oh, fuck. I want to go again.
JASPER: Oh!
JASPER: Oh!
JASPER: Oh! Oh! Oh!
JASPER: Oh! Oh! Oh!
JASPER: That don't hurt?
JASPER: That don't hurt?
JASPER: This is fucked.
JASPER: This is fucked.
JASPER: You flew like an angel.
JASPER: You flew like an angel.
JASPER: You got it, dog.
JASPER: You got it, dog.
Jasper!
Jasper!
JAWS: What the fuck!
JAWS: What the fuck!
Jeff said he needs one more.
Jeff said he needs one more.
Jeff should sit on that.
Jeff should sit on that.
Jeff, sit on that just once, bro.
Jeff, sit on that just once, bro.
JEFF: (SINGSONG) Zackass, he's a real wild, crazy guy.
JEFF: (SINGSONG) Zackass, he's a real wild, crazy guy.
JEFF: In a second. In a second.
JEFF: In a second. In a second.
JEFF: You got exactly what you wanted.
JEFF: You got exactly what you wanted.
Jeff. Jeff, can I get out?
Jeff. Jeff, can I get out?
Jen!
Jen!
Jesus Christ, dude. This is fucking wild.
Jesus Christ, dude. This is fucking wild.
Jesus, man!
Jesus, man!
JOHNNY: (LAUGHS) Wee Man flipped. How did you go backwards?
JOHNNY: (LAUGHS) Wee Man flipped. How did you go backwards?
JOHNNY: A little angel hanging in the air.
JOHNNY: A little angel hanging in the air.
JOHNNY: All right, here we go, fellas.
JOHNNY: All right, here we go, fellas.
JOHNNY: All right, on three!
JOHNNY: All right, on three!
JOHNNY: All right. Let's go.
JOHNNY: All right. Let's go.
JOHNNY: All right. Three, two, one. Jump!
JOHNNY: All right. Three, two, one. Jump!
JOHNNY: And let's keep going.
JOHNNY: And let's keep going.
JOHNNY: Are you really allergic to bees, Ehren?
JOHNNY: Are you really allergic to bees, Ehren?
JOHNNY: Can Lance get another mask?
JOHNNY: Can Lance get another mask?
JOHNNY: Charlie just touched it, it went boom.
JOHNNY: Charlie just touched it, it went boom.
JOHNNY: Dark Shark, come on, just put it on your arm.
JOHNNY: Dark Shark, come on, just put it on your arm.
JOHNNY: Dark Shark, if you let go of me I will get the spider out.
JOHNNY: Dark Shark, if you let go of me I will get the spider out.
JOHNNY: Did I get you?
JOHNNY: Did I get you?
JOHNNY: Don't gas out, Steve O.
JOHNNY: Don't gas out, Steve O.
JOHNNY: Don't move, Dark Shark.
JOHNNY: Don't move, Dark Shark.
JOHNNY: Dude, I was like, "Catch him."
JOHNNY: Dude, I was like, "Catch him."
JOHNNY: Ehren, don't make any sudden movements.
JOHNNY: Ehren, don't make any sudden movements.
JOHNNY: Ehren, please relax.
JOHNNY: Ehren, please relax.
JOHNNY: Ehren!
JOHNNY: Ehren!
JOHNNY: Everybody quiet. So he can sing "Milk, Milk, Lemonade."
JOHNNY: Everybody quiet. So he can sing "Milk, Milk, Lemonade."
JOHNNY: Excuse me, ma'am?
JOHNNY: Excuse me, ma'am?
JOHNNY: Fire! Shoot it!
JOHNNY: Fire! Shoot it!
JOHNNY: Give them a little bridge.
JOHNNY: Give them a little bridge.
JOHNNY: Harvested gallons and gallons of this. Does it smell like pig semen?
JOHNNY: Harvested gallons and gallons of this. Does it smell like pig semen?
JOHNNY: He's a feisty little bugger. How you feeling, Poopies?
JOHNNY: He's a feisty little bugger. How you feeling, Poopies?
JOHNNY: He's going to take his nuts and go home?
JOHNNY: He's going to take his nuts and go home?
JOHNNY: He's not happy.
JOHNNY: He's not happy.
JOHNNY: How are you with heights, Zach?
JOHNNY: How are you with heights, Zach?
JOHNNY: I can't even... I can't even fucking do it.
JOHNNY: I can't even... I can't even fucking do it.
JOHNNY: I don't know what's worse, the wedgie or these
JOHNNY: I don't know what's worse, the wedgie or these
JOHNNY: I gotta save Jeff.
JOHNNY: I gotta save Jeff.
JOHNNY: I just wanted you to smell it.
JOHNNY: I just wanted you to smell it.
JOHNNY: I was attacked.
JOHNNY: I was attacked.
JOHNNY: I went up high as a moose's caboose.
JOHNNY: I went up high as a moose's caboose.
JOHNNY: I'm sorry, Wee Man, but you're out.
JOHNNY: I'm sorry, Wee Man, but you're out.
JOHNNY: Is that the hardest you've ever hit someone in the ding ding?
JOHNNY: Is that the hardest you've ever hit someone in the ding ding?
JOHNNY: Is that? Wait, I'm not...
JOHNNY: Is that? Wait, I'm not...
JOHNNY: It happened so fast.
JOHNNY: It happened so fast.
JOHNNY: It might... Guys, stay on the couch.
JOHNNY: It might... Guys, stay on the couch.
JOHNNY: It's going good, Steve O.
JOHNNY: It's going good, Steve O.
JOHNNY: It's going to shock the shit out of them.
JOHNNY: It's going to shock the shit out of them.
JOHNNY: It's kinda like Mr. Snuffleupagus. Okay.
JOHNNY: It's kinda like Mr. Snuffleupagus. Okay.
JOHNNY: Just, okay? Just go straight.
JOHNNY: Just, okay? Just go straight.
JOHNNY: Let Ehren out.
JOHNNY: Let Ehren out.
JOHNNY: Look at his face!
JOHNNY: Look at his face!
JOHNNY: Look at the safety precautions.
JOHNNY: Look at the safety precautions.
JOHNNY: Love you!
JOHNNY: Love you!
JOHNNY: Make sure Ehren sees the fangs.
JOHNNY: Make sure Ehren sees the fangs.
JOHNNY: Man, that happened fast.
JOHNNY: Man, that happened fast.
JOHNNY: Mr. Bear, eat that dick.
JOHNNY: Mr. Bear, eat that dick.
JOHNNY: My hand hit the button!
JOHNNY: My hand hit the button!
JOHNNY: No, you, no. Ehren lay down.
JOHNNY: No, you, no. Ehren lay down.
JOHNNY: Oh, boy, I think he told a porky.
JOHNNY: Oh, boy, I think he told a porky.
JOHNNY: Oh, find your chairs!
JOHNNY: Oh, find your chairs!
JOHNNY: Oh, my God!
JOHNNY: Oh, my God!
JOHNNY: Oh, my God.
JOHNNY: Oh, my God.
JOHNNY: Oh, my God.
JOHNNY: Oh, my God.
JOHNNY: Oh, my goodness.
JOHNNY: Oh, my goodness.
JOHNNY: Oh, no!
JOHNNY: Oh, no!
JOHNNY: Oh, that's cum!
JOHNNY: Oh, that's cum!
JOHNNY: Oh. Here comes the queen.
JOHNNY: Oh. Here comes the queen.
JOHNNY: Okay, I'll get it.
JOHNNY: Okay, I'll get it.
JOHNNY: Okay.
JOHNNY: Okay.
JOHNNY: Okay.
JOHNNY: Okay.
JOHNNY: Okay. Oh, and by the way, the loser has to take
JOHNNY: Okay. Oh, and by the way, the loser has to take
JOHNNY: Okay. We're gonna leave the tape.
JOHNNY: Okay. We're gonna leave the tape.
JOHNNY: Poopies just got stung.
JOHNNY: Poopies just got stung.
JOHNNY: Poopies, if you get this next question wrong Ehren, unfortunately, wins.
JOHNNY: Poopies, if you get this next question wrong Ehren, unfortunately, wins.
JOHNNY: Rachel and Poopies laying down the gauntlet on Steve O.
JOHNNY: Rachel and Poopies laying down the gauntlet on Steve O.
JOHNNY: Shall we begin taping, fellas?
JOHNNY: Shall we begin taping, fellas?
JOHNNY: So where should it bite him?
JOHNNY: So where should it bite him?
JOHNNY: Sorry, that was wrong.
JOHNNY: Sorry, that was wrong.
JOHNNY: Stuff it in his butt and let's go.
JOHNNY: Stuff it in his butt and let's go.
JOHNNY: There's a lot of bees, Steve O.
JOHNNY: There's a lot of bees, Steve O.
JOHNNY: They're really latching on now, Steve O.
JOHNNY: They're really latching on now, Steve O.
JOHNNY: Uh oh.
JOHNNY: Uh oh.
JOHNNY: Watch out.
JOHNNY: Watch out.
JOHNNY: We have a winner!
JOHNNY: We have a winner!
JOHNNY: We have our champion.
JOHNNY: We have our champion.
JOHNNY: Wee Man, question:
JOHNNY: Wee Man, question:
JOHNNY: What do you have in there?
JOHNNY: What do you have in there?
JOHNNY: What happened to the dance?
JOHNNY: What happened to the dance?
JOHNNY: What kind of snake is it?
JOHNNY: What kind of snake is it?
JOHNNY: Yeah, buddy.
JOHNNY: Yeah, buddy.
JOHNNY: Yeah, get him out of it.
JOHNNY: Yeah, get him out of it.
JOHNNY: Yeah.
JOHNNY: Yeah.
JOHNNY: You know you don't... You need to stay. Stay!
JOHNNY: You know you don't... You need to stay. Stay!
JOHNNY: You tried to take advantage of a defenseless old man?
JOHNNY: You tried to take advantage of a defenseless old man?
JOHNNY: You went from a triple A to a B on this side.
JOHNNY: You went from a triple A to a B on this side.
JOHNNY: You're making this much worse
JOHNNY: You're making this much worse
JOHNNY: Your whole Zen approach to staying calm
JOHNNY: Your whole Zen approach to staying calm
JULES: It's a Texas Rat Snake.
JULES: It's a Texas Rat Snake.
JULES: On the count of three. One, two, three.
JULES: On the count of three. One, two, three.
JULES: This one is an absolute bastard.
JULES: This one is an absolute bastard.
JULES: Up and down, up and down. Up and down.
JULES: Up and down, up and down. Up and down.
JULES: You have to get in closer.
JULES: You have to get in closer.
Junkyard mattresses you gotta land on?
Junkyard mattresses you gotta land on?
Just do it on my arm. It's fine.
Just do it on my arm. It's fine.
Just do the override like it says!
Just do the override like it says!
Just give it, just do a boob.
Just give it, just do a boob.
Just let me do it, okay?
Just let me do it, okay?
Just let me figure some things out. Okay?
Just let me figure some things out. Okay?
Just relax.
Just relax.
Just to keep it steady, huh?
Just to keep it steady, huh?
Keep going! Keep going!
Keep going! Keep going!
Kenneth Ehren McGhehey.
Kenneth Ehren McGhehey.
Knox, what the fuck? Come on.
Knox, what the fuck? Come on.
Ladies!
Ladies!
Lance, we need a closer shot of it.
Lance, we need a closer shot of it.
LANCE: There was some milk on the...
LANCE: There was some milk on the...
Last man standing is the winner.
Last man standing is the winner.
Let me get in on that one.
Let me get in on that one.
Let me have your camera, Lance.
Let me have your camera, Lance.
Let me out.
Let me out.
Let me tell you, I tore those d****s out a long time ago.
Let me tell you, I tore those d****s out a long time ago.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's get the snake out of the room.
Let's get the snake out of the room.
Let's pick up the speed! Pick up the speed!
Let's pick up the speed! Pick up the speed!
Look at Dave's face!
Look at Dave's face!
Look at that motherfucker.
Look at that motherfucker.
Look at...
Look at...
Machine Gun Kelly.
Machine Gun Kelly.
MACHINE GUN: It was the hand. That was harsh.
MACHINE GUN: It was the hand. That was harsh.
MAN 1: He's not even worried about it.
MAN 1: He's not even worried about it.
MAN 1: Just say, "This is body surfing", we don't need an intro.
MAN 1: Just say, "This is body surfing", we don't need an intro.
MAN 1: Oh, God.
MAN 1: Oh, God.
MAN 1: Oh, he's nuts!
MAN 1: Oh, he's nuts!
MAN 1: Oh, my God.
MAN 1: Oh, my God.
MAN 1: What? What?
MAN 1: What? What?
MAN 2: And that's why he is the captain.
MAN 2: And that's why he is the captain.
MAN 2: Ew, dude.
MAN 2: Ew, dude.
MAN 2: He's coming back, yeah.
MAN 2: He's coming back, yeah.
MAN 2: Here it goes.
MAN 2: Here it goes.
MAN 2: No. Not yet.
MAN 2: No. Not yet.
MAN 2: Oh, my God!
MAN 2: Oh, my God!
MAN 2: Oh, my goodness.
MAN 2: Oh, my goodness.
MAN 2: Oh! Eric, all back.
MAN 2: Oh! Eric, all back.
MAN 2: So that's a blast from the past, huh?
MAN 2: So that's a blast from the past, huh?
MAN 2: Steve O's winning.
MAN 2: Steve O's winning.
MAN 2: Tap that right over the top of it.
MAN 2: Tap that right over the top of it.
MAN 2: Yeah, it slipped down and pinned your nuts to the ground.
MAN 2: Yeah, it slipped down and pinned your nuts to the ground.
MAN 2: Yeah, it's adding length.
MAN 2: Yeah, it's adding length.
MAN 3: But the main thing is we need to hide your body more.
MAN 3: But the main thing is we need to hide your body more.
Man falling.
Man falling.
Man, it's uh...
Man, it's uh...
Man, Wee Man. I am sorry, man.
Man, Wee Man. I am sorry, man.
MAN: A little kissy.
MAN: A little kissy.
MAN: A VCR.
MAN: A VCR.
MAN: Ah! Dave! Dave!
MAN: Ah! Dave! Dave!
MAN: All right, chug, chug.
MAN: All right, chug, chug.
MAN: All right, fight fans.
MAN: All right, fight fans.
MAN: All right, he's coming, guys.
MAN: All right, he's coming, guys.
MAN: All right, here we go!
MAN: All right, here we go!
MAN: All right, let me...
MAN: All right, let me...
MAN: All right, let's get some smoke.
MAN: All right, let's get some smoke.
MAN: All right, let's go. Quiet!
MAN: All right, let's go. Quiet!
MAN: All right, take off the lid.
MAN: All right, take off the lid.
MAN: All right, thanks man. We'll do this real fast.
MAN: All right, thanks man. We'll do this real fast.
MAN: All right. How's that smoke? Good? All right.
MAN: All right. How's that smoke? Good? All right.
MAN: All right. Let's put the snake away and get these guys mic'd.
MAN: All right. Let's put the snake away and get these guys mic'd.
MAN: All the way.
MAN: All the way.
MAN: And cut.
MAN: And cut.
MAN: Are we rolling, guys?
MAN: Are we rolling, guys?
MAN: At last, see, you're doin' good!
MAN: At last, see, you're doin' good!
MAN: Brace yourselves.
MAN: Brace yourselves.
MAN: Captain!
MAN: Captain!
MAN: Cut! Cut!
MAN: Cut! Cut!
MAN: Dark Shark, you gotta let go!
MAN: Dark Shark, you gotta let go!
MAN: Dick pain hurts.
MAN: Dick pain hurts.
MAN: Do it, Ehren.
MAN: Do it, Ehren.
MAN: Does Ehren know this?
MAN: Does Ehren know this?
MAN: Don't hang brains out of the side...
MAN: Don't hang brains out of the side...
MAN: Dude, just kick back. It's not like we really care.
MAN: Dude, just kick back. It's not like we really care.
MAN: Dude!
MAN: Dude!
MAN: Eric, what's about to go down here?
MAN: Eric, what's about to go down here?
MAN: Everyone rolling?
MAN: Everyone rolling?
MAN: Face your fears.
MAN: Face your fears.
MAN: Five, six, seven, eight.
MAN: Five, six, seven, eight.
MAN: Five, six, seven, eight.
MAN: Five, six, seven, eight.
MAN: Flamingo.
MAN: Flamingo.
MAN: Fuck it.
MAN: Fuck it.
MAN: Give him a kiss.
MAN: Give him a kiss.
MAN: Give that a whirl, yeah.
MAN: Give that a whirl, yeah.
MAN: Gnarly.
MAN: Gnarly.
MAN: God!
MAN: God!
MAN: He didn't mess around, dude.
MAN: He didn't mess around, dude.
MAN: He's gettin' back, he's coming to.
MAN: He's gettin' back, he's coming to.
MAN: He's got 'em!
MAN: He's got 'em!
MAN: He's in shock right now, look at his face.
MAN: He's in shock right now, look at his face.
MAN: He's okay.
MAN: He's okay.
MAN: Head up! Head up!
MAN: Head up! Head up!
MAN: Her lips are really swollen now. That shit worked.
MAN: Her lips are really swollen now. That shit worked.
MAN: Here it comes, here it comes.
MAN: Here it comes, here it comes.
MAN: Hey, come here. Jump...
MAN: Hey, come here. Jump...

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