I Feel Pretty Edit

A couple of the small packets?

A different breed of, like, boys' club.

A different way with it, but cool.

A dinner? Oh, my gosh.

A dramatic effect either way,

A guy ran by. It was weird.

A line of accessible cosmetics at Target.

A little bit wider.

A New Kids on the Block concert

A nine and a half?

A pay cut to my current salary.

A real coffee. Not that crap.

A real, healthy, just strong, funny, kick ass chick!

A thumbs up and subscribe to the channel

About 35 minutes up to Boston,

About our diffusion line earlier.

About Soul Cycle and, like, you look great.

About things being a boys' club.

Absolutely everything tomorrow.

Absolutely not.

Act like you work here.

Act like you've been here before.

Actually, a little bit about Viv

Actually, my sister studies 18th century textiles online.

Again, that was a long time ago...

Ah! That's not what a dude would ask.

All I have is this cookie.

All I know is that Luna

All my wildest dreams came true,

All of us? We all can go?

All our great ideas for the diffusion line.

All right, and here is the packaging,

All right, follow me right this way.

All right, give me your phone.

All right, I didn't ask for a podcast.

All right, I'm just going to tell you something

All right, if you're good,

All right, y'all, I don't know

All that faith you started with is gone.

All that self esteem,

All we have to do are get new photos of me.

ALL: Yeah!

Am I right or wrong? (CHUCKLES) Yeah.

And a couple of orders of mozzarella sticks.

And add a bump to the top of my head.

And also very effective.

And although you ladies all seem super chill,

And as you are all aware the research results

And by spoonful, I mean I would just chug it.

And everything to do with my feelings about me.

And he identifies as a guy.

And help people feel the same way I feel

And her name is Tiffany!

And here I am, "How did I get this lady?"

And hit on perfect girls?

And how to apply them.

And I brought it here, in case you were ever to come in.

And I can't explain it.

And I couldn't really...

And I did.

And I don't know how this happened

And I don't plan on coasting off the benis

And I don't really look my best right now. So I...

And I don't want you to see the diarrhea.

And I got this.

And I hit my head.

And I hope that's okay.

And I just need to find the application brush,

And I just really want to make sure

And I know you're happy here.

And I never thought I'd make it to 5th Avenue.

And I of course know who you are, Miss LeClaire.

And I really owe it to my grandma

And I'll let you know when they're ready.

And I'm applying for the receptionist job.

And I'm just the beautiful face

And I'm proud to be me!

And I'm sick of it.

And I've added them all on dares...

And if you ever get the chance

And inter species animal friendships.

And it just makes me feel really,

And it's gone!

And it's like this whole other part

And it's not stupid.

And just gave me what I've always wanted.

And just have all those parts in life open up to you

And just what is that message?

And let you know that you are taking me out.

And let's talk.

And look, don't sleep on Jane.

And monitor your status for 10 years,

And my name is Renee,

And no one is liking it or clicking it or twitting it

And not having a baby,

And not in there, in some dumb club

And now it's time to tally the votes.

And one of them had a girlfriend. I didn't know.

And pick our wedgies.

And practical and real.

And Renee is not afraid

And right onto the runway and never look back?

And she is a receptionist.

And so, I was just wondering

And some water.

And still look fly as hell. (CHUCKLES)

And still look like this.

And thank you all for coming tonight.

And thank you for that pep talk.

And that's it? I think I...

And that's kind of like what I put out there,

And the Hadids!

And the most beautiful girl in the world.

And the packaging and the copy.

And the tartlette of leek and chanterelles.

And then I don't know what happened.

And then I get a phone call from this girl,

And then I get online

And then it was gone.

And then it's wider for that.

And then let them find out how boring you are later.

And then there's also the issue

And then these things happen that just...

And then we can move on with our lives.

And then we grow up,

And then what I realized

And then when the guy meets you in person,

And then you check your profile

And then you let it sit for a while,

And then you wind up going on a yacht trip in, like, Capri.

And then you're like, "No, your phone number."

And there's a picture of a cat on safari.

And they are. You know?

And they have no way they can use it.

And they just make you feel bad about yourself.

And they may be right.

And they're going to be pissed

And they're like, "Hey, come on this yacht with us,"

And this guy just calls out a number

And this is our CEO, Avery LeClaire.

And this job would actually be

And this way you don't have to feel intimidated.

And visualize the change you came in here for.

And visualize the change you came in here for.

And we are all the face of Lily LeClaire!

And we have a complimentary bandana.

And we just dance and play

And we need you. Call me!

And what changed?

And what you think, and who you are.

And when they pay attention to me,

And you are the real face of this line!

And you can do that.

And you can have a seat.

And you can leave off the gremolata,

And you can, like, see most of my butt.

And you didn't even want

And you don't even deserve it!

And you don't really care how the world sees you.

And you doubt yourself over and over again

And you feel, like, really good about it

And you get a picture of yourself

And you hide your cellulite.

And you hide your double chin, you hide your acne,

And you know what, I know I look good.

And you know, I'm slammed right now.

And you land at the airport and then, like,

And you wind up looking like Braveheart.

And you're gonna wanna have a great time.

And you're not bailing because we need three people

And your miracle's already here.

And...

And...

Another really cool hair tutorial with you.

Antiques Roadshow Shark Tank.

Anybody who's technical or support?

Anyway, um...

Are actually a deterrent.

Are going to be drooling all over me.

Are looking for different things.

Are you going to kiss me?

Are you guys ready?

Are you here alone?

Are you looking in the mirror?

Are you okay? What just happened?

Are you pleasantly surprised?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you shopping for a gift?

Are you sure I don't look like sort of a lady of the night?

Are you sure you don't want to sit near the snacks?

Are your legs okay?

Aren't girls like us so lucky,

As a receptionist.

As a stepping stone to modeling

As long as you don't sue.

As long as you're comfortable sitting here

At the airplane.

Avery, we definitely didn't. I would remember...

AVERY: (ON VOICEMAIL) Renee, I did the pitch.

AVERY: Can we all say hello to my grandmother, Lily,

AVERY: This is our first diffusion line,

Avery? They're going crazy for all this.

Avery. Your sister.

Avery's life experience may not allow her

Back comb with some hair spray

Back it up!

Bad news is you guys can't.

Beautiful woman in the world.

Because here comes Vanessa!

Because I actually got Andrea Zuckerman

Because I already work for the company,

Because I'm not pretty anymore.

Because if you knew our products,

Because it's, like, unexpected,

Because of "Ethan." That's clever.

Because once she gets out of these clothes,

Because the carpet is disgusting.

Because we are new to the diffusion landscape.

Because what I am is me!

Because you were fun and funny and kind.

Because your loser friends have no plans.

Because, like, I labeled the beds...

Before her fake eyelashes

Believe me.

Blocked from my room.

But also at Target and Kohl's.

But anyway, I gotta go.

But coming from me, it just didn't sound right.

But could you not make me wait next to that lady.

But don't worry, okay? I'm here with you.

But he's rejecting you, and it's not fair,

But I am going to go to the bar and get us drinks.

But I chicken out like I always do,

But I didn't think they'd fit in the mini fridge.

But I do need your help with something.

But I do think that you are.

But I don't know.

But I guess now you do?

But I know what it means to work hard.

But I mean it's like

But I never thought it would really happen!

But I promise to win you over, too.

But I want you guys to know

But I will do my best to pencil you in.

But I won't hold it against you.

But I'm going in the subway, so I'm...

But I'm going to prove to you that I am your friend.

But I've dated...

But I've gotten really good at dishes.

But if you're not, you're married,

But in this industry, I only felt wanted

But it's like the really bad kind

But it's part of his charm. You'll see.

But it's sort of a boys' club over there.

But it's this voice, I can't kick it.

But keep it going for Renee Bennett?

But let's say this,

But never mind, you guys, you know how this works,

But nobody knows, because they put it in their KFC packaging.

But once I made a Native American medicine bag.

But once we stop feeling compelled

But regular girls put their blush on

But still nothing.

But that Renee? That's your girl, right?

But that's not the real me.

But the miracle is already here!

But there is a dental assistant

But they're both me.

But this line is for every girl

But twice from

But we decided not to because we were like,

But we're about to go to "Escape the Room."

But what I do know is that the miracle is already here.

But what if we didn't let those moments get to us?

But what...

But when people walk into this office,

But you and I are not going to happen.

But you could probably find your size online.

But you do look like Selena Gomez

But you have to wait in line and take a number.

But you're not exactly

But you've gotten a whole lot of women

But, I mean, look at me now. I'm a receptionist.

But, uh, I'm just gonna

But, um...

But...

Can be stressful,

Can do that kind of heavy lifting. So...

Can I be you when I grow up?

Can I have an ionic water? Bottom right.

Can I please get a couple shots of tequila?

Can I sit here?

Can we get you back to register two?

Can we have six shots of Fireball?

Can we talk in the office?

Can't we just do that? Can't we just go back?

Change your body! Change your life!

Change your life!

Change your mind! Change your body!

Chivalry, alive and well.

CLERK: 116.

CLERK: Number 118!

Coaches, okay.

Come flying off her bulging eyes.

Come here, sit down.

Come look at these pictures.

Come on, Mason.

Come on, you dazzle my sister, my grandma, me.

Come on... And three.

Come over here, boys.

Comes back online, but not this time.

Complaints about the Clafoutis lipstick?

Completely out of sequence.

Cool.

Correct? I saw that

Could somebody... Is there anybody here...

Could you tell me where to find that squeezy dish soap?

Customers are saying...

Darling, if all you have is a pack of gum, please.

Did something happen to your arm?

Did you ever go on a trip to, like, Italy or something,

Did you get that email from Corporate?

Did you say that she's your girlfriend?

Didn't I ask you guys to wear heels?

DJ, hit it!

Do I look super toned to you?

Do people do this?

Do what?

Do you have every rib that I have?

Do you have to say "diffusion" like that?

Do you know we offer a mental health program at work?

Do you mind if I come in and make a quick phone call?

Do you want anything?

Do you want me to go cover up?

Do you want me to grab you some, next time I'm in there?

Does it say, like, "Barefoot hippie, she doesn't care..."

Does that come as a surprise to you?

Does that kind of stuff happen all the time?

Does the Pope shit in Boston? I'm going.

Does your brother still have a kayak?

Don't call them that.

Don't even make the noise you just made.

Don't rush this if you...

Don't scream.

Don't see them so much these days.

Don't worry, Romeo, she'll be right out.

Don't worry.

Don't yell at me. I'm closing it.

Double what?

Double wide?

Double wide.

Drop by whenever you want

Dude, up here.

During our peak hours,

East Coast Escrow is on the second floor.

Either way, you can leave our stupid office

Either way, your lady killed it tonight.

Elitist pricks.

Enjoy the food.

ETHAN: That's called the star hop.

ETHAN: This is Ethan.

ETHAN: Who is this again?

Even bargain shoppers.

Ever, ever.

Every last cent of it.

Everybody down there can see you.

Everyone cares what you look like?

Everyone would know that, right?

Everything I've ever wanted...

Everything really worked out for you.

Ew, please don't read Maxim. You're perfect.

Except, you know, with you,

Excuse me?

Feels full.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Flight 1116 to New York

Fire and ice, she sure is!

Flawless.

Flock to the anonymous aisles of a big superstore.

For being a real freaking person.

For crying too hard.

For how I behaved. I'm so sorry.

For Lily LeClaire, for you, and for me.

For Lisa in HR.

For more hair tutorials.

For my purse. No!

For showing everybody her boobies.

For Steve in Marketing.

For the big pitch to the Target people in Boston,

For the receptionist job.

For the Target pitch?

For this meeting tomorrow.

Forget it.

Four years in high school and wants to ask you out,

From all the 20 year olds that you bang!

From the 5th Avenue headquarters.

From the beginning.

From their dreams being shattered on shows such as

From what I can gather,

Functional.

Funny and smart.

Get as close as I could...

Get steps in to meet your Fitbit goal for the day.

Girlfriend or however they identify,

Give me your phone, I'm going to give you my number.

Give me, we'll exchange phones. That's what'll happen.

Glamorous.

Go, please. Go.

God, I knew that stuff happened.

God, I love that shade.

God, look at the size of this bed.

God, look, I know this office

God!

God!

Good evening.

Good for her.

Good luck with the dishes and everything else.

Good morning.

Good. 'Cause Thanksgiving would be really weird.

Gram.

Grant LeClaire.

GRANT: Hey, Renee, the food's here.

Great ideas.

Great? Guys, I'm a Kardashian. One of the Jenner ones.

Guys, I just want us to go back

Guys, this is because the old me

Had to pre register online,

Half a baguette. That's not weird.

Half.

Have come in on our diffusion line.

Have you seen her?

He was supposed to just show us

He's, like, so disappointed.

Helen.

Hello, everyone, I am Renee! As advertised!

Hello, Lily LeClaire, you've got Renee.

Hello, Renee.

Hello, Renee.

Hello? Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Here in the store,

Here is the blush.

Here she comes everybody, let's bring out our girls.

Here we go! In three, two, one! Up!

Here, give me your phone, you take my phone,

Here's an ice pack.

Hey, do you know if this is something

Hey, great dress.

Hey, guys, this is Jen, and today I wanted to share

Hey, hi.

Hey, hi.

Hey, I want to do this.

Hey, I'm sorry. I'm not going to be able to make it tonight.

Hey, it's not funny.

Hey, Mason. (COUGHS) I'm sorry I can't make it again.

Hey, Viv. Um...

Hey, yeah, can I get the steelhead salmon?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. It's not in 10.

Hi, it's me.

Hi, Lily LeClaire, you've got Renee.

Hi, Renee Bennett.

Hi, you know what,

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi, it's me.

Hi. Um, we're here for the speakeasy.

Hip hop and it's going to be hot.

Hit refresh.

Holler!

Holy shit. Holy shit.

Honestly, at the end of the day,

Honestly, is you and...

Honestly, that Latin rhythms night...

Hopefully, I'll be in tomorrow,

Hoping that you'll be single at the reunion,

Hot dog.

How about this?

How are we going to get the web traffic reports

How do you do that?

How long have you been hanging onto that little nugget?

How would I know that, unless I was Renee?

How's your vagina?

Huh.

I also serve it with a straw,

I am 100% not the "go to the gym to meet chicks" guy.

I am brave!

I am brave.

I am living for your bag.

I am so sorry for how I acted the other night.

I am so sorry!

I am wet...

I brought you these cookies.

I came with you and I'm leaving with you.

I can go to a flat screen...

I can hook up to a Bluetooth, or I can just be on a remote.

I can see by your portfolio

I can tell you guys have a lot of sexual energy.

I can't do this.

I can't lose my job, all right?

I clerked for a Supreme Court Justice.

I could take another whack at it,

I could tell you what happened.

I could use one.

I dazzle?

I did all this as me.

I did it just like you said,

I did not come here

I did not know your situation and it's very beautiful.

I did not know. We were dating for a couple months,

I did say that.

I didn't even see you in line.

I didn't know you were coming.

I didn't mean to freak you out,

I do think that you're the most

I don't even see a point in applying.

I don't get it.

I don't know any Angie.

I don't know how to answer that.

I don't know how to make a scarf,

I don't know how you do it, Renee.

I don't know if it's gonna have

I don't know if you guys do things like Thanksgiving.

I don't know if you know what "sneak peek" means.

I don't know what to say to you.

I don't know what we're doing.

I don't know who it is, but it's going to be

I don't know why that's... What is clever?

I don't know, close to you.

I don't know, have all of the confidence?

I don't need some, like, room of drunk guys to confirm that.

I don't really feel like being embarrassed

I don't think I'll be as nice to her as you were.

I don't think that this mascara

I don't think that's a thing.

I don't understand. And now,

I don't want them to remove the ones I like.

I don't want to hog them.

I don't wear contacts. I don't wear glasses.

I don't work here.

I don't work here.

I don't... I never pay attention.

I don't... It's a workout.

I feel like I actually do know.

I forgot that, I'm sorry.

I got one!

I got to read more Maxim or something.

I guess for just wider feet.

I guess I actually... I do have somebody

I guess I'll head off.

I had one like that last summer.

I had sex last night.

I had vomited Sangria, like, all over a sweater.

I have a Bed Bath and Beyond bag

I have a go see at Lily LeClaire.

I have an appointment...

I have no shot.

I have this little bit of hair at the end.

I have to actually go.

I haven't noticed anything...

I haven't. I haven't been holding onto that.

I hear you. And yes, modeling is an option for me.

I hope her buns are tighter than this penmanship

I hope you guys enjoyed this rock star,

I just didn't know if you wanted to see me.

I just figured for this particular product,

I just want to apologize

I just write code.

I knew it.

I knew it. I knew it couldn't last!

I know calling a new love interest

I know it seems like...

I know this

I know what it's like.

I know you just assume you can just

I know, but you know, Ethan and...

I know, it's all gone.

I know, right?

I know, these women look nothing alike.

I know.

I liked the whole time.

I mean, Avery has been incredible.

I mean, he's... There are some very feminine aspects to him,

I mean, I'm sure you'll just dazzle them, as per usual.

I mean, it makes them feel bad about themselves.

I mean, it was awesome.

I mean, like, I hear really good things

I mean, look at me!

I mean, these things are so, like, political.

I mean, these women,

I mean, you have no idea who you are. (LAUGHS)

I mean...

I mean...

I mean... Look at me! Look at my jawline!

I met this baby the other day

I miss you, too.

I must've broken the spell,

I need to recreate the magic of that last class.

I need you to give this to Avery LeClaire.

I need you to go,

I never shower for work.

I promise you that, okay.

I really need you to leave.

I really want you to meet up with me on Friday.

I really would rather you not hear the splash.

I said, "Who are you?" into the foggy mirror,

I sound like a freaking moron.

I spilled salad dressing on myself.

I started to really believe that

I still can't believe I even get to work with her.

I still have a job?

I struggle with self esteem. So...

I talked to them, and HR is already

I think I deserve better than that.

I think I pressed the wrong floor.

I think I've earned this, right?

I think she's crazy.

I think that's the ice cream man.

I think we'd all like to hear what you'd have to say, Renee.

I think we've got more of a front of house

I think you look great all the time.

I think.

I thought I smelled animal products.

I thought that was going to bust easier.

I thought that you thought

I thought what if, even at Target,

I thought you might want a sneak peek of what's to come.

I want them to see that Lily LeClaire

I want to be here

I want to go to the room you pay to be locked in.

I want to punch you right in your dumb face right now.

I want you to look in the mirror

I want you to look into the mirror

I want you to set an intention for this ride!

I was alone.

I was just gonna

I was just taking a swing,

I was looking at the coconut shrimp

I was thinking, you can give me your number...

I was willing to do...

I was working in this tiny office, like tiny.

I was working out, but I showered.

I wasn't always like that.

I will tell you guys

I wish I could be there, but I can't.

I wish I was beautiful!

I wish I were big.

I wish...

I work here now!

I would cry so hard. Did you cry?

I would have called you.

I would have called, like, everybody.

I would have just asked to room with you

I would like to apologize.

I would never do outdoor Zumba.

I wouldn't miss our first Grouper date.

I, like, feel bad for her. I wanna like hug this girl.

I, Renee, am a receptionist.

I, uh...

I... I just assumed

I... I need you.

I... I'm so embarrassed.

I'll be fine. I just... I really, really need it.

I'll have to move back with my aunt.

I'll have to work remotely, I have pink eye.

I'll just leave as soon as the food comes, then.

I'll just pray for a miracle.

I'll just put this there.

I'll just redirect them to you.

I'll miss you. You want me to leave it open?

I'm a slightly nervous flyer, so I took a few things.

I'm about to make it rain responses.

I'm already printing out the reports,

I'm back to being me!

I'm beautiful!

I'm being serious.

I'm bugging right out, right now.

I'm bugging,

I'm definitely loving seeing you.

I'm feeling like shots.

I'm getting out of here. I'm getting a coffee.

I'm going to be like the ultimate wing woman.

I'm going to bring it every day.

I'm going to start at the top

I'm going to stay with you guys.

I'm going to take this back and go to the front.

I'm gonna head out.

I'm here to meet Avery,

I'm just a stupid idiot, dumb bitch.

I'm just asking what the number is.

I'm just getting ready for the Target pitch tomorrow.

I'm just going through a rough breakup, so...

I'm just going to be quiet.

I'm just going to take these. These are perfect.

I'm looking for Avery LeClaire.

I'm looking for Lily LeClaire, and this is not...

I'm me!

I'm not a magician. 119!

I'm not competing with this. I'm not doing it.

I'm not exactly the face they're looking for.

I'm not perfect,

I'm not who you think I am.

I'm pretty scared of you,

I'm setting you up for success.

I'm so lost.

I'm so sick of it. Aren't you sick of this?

I'm so sorry. So sorry.

I'm sorry I said that, it's just...

I'm sorry it didn't go the way you wanted it to.

I'm sorry, can you just...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I really thought we were just having fun.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

I'm strictly indoor Zumba.

I'm supposed to go meet your sister at the bar,

I'm supposed to meet her down here, but I'm really late.

I'm sure you're just in your head about it.

I'm trying to help you guys, you serious?

I'm waitin' for my girlfriend.

I've also seen you holding a lot of Brazilian models,

I've always dealt with being really insecure,

I've always seen you.

I've always wondered what it feels like to be just

I've been in three relationships.

I've been looking everywhere for you guys. I...

I've got a JD/MBA from Wharton.

I've tried everything. Vocal coaches...

If anybody needs anything, any water or anything,

If I wanted it bad enough, all my dreams could come true.

If we want to get into places like this...

If you could scoot just a little bit.

If you did, don't forget to give this video

If you just finally got the courage

If you might have some dishes...

If you need absolutely anything at all.

If you want them, I don't even like them.

If you want.

If your intention was for change,

In a knife fight, and I like that.

In about 10 seconds.

In Greece, though, not Italy.

In heating and cooling maintenance.

In high school, I would just eat it by the spoonful.

In order to get matched on a date.

In order to legitimize her whole plan for the line.

In terms of what?

In that video where she says, "It ain't me."

In the fact that I like true crime

In the rearview,

In the year 1200 AD...

In this weird Chinatown basement?

Includes everyone.

Inflation, so...

Interviewing for my replacement.

Is for Renee Bennett.

Is hard to believe, but it has nothing to do

Is he staring?

Is it because she's so beautiful?

Is it emotional?

Is it emotional?

Is it hand knit?

Is it physical?

Is it spiritual?

Is it spiritual? Is it physical?

Is now boarding at gate C 17.

Is that Avery LeClaire?

Is that I could eat whatever I want,

Is that realistic for me?

Is that so cool?

Is that the mom?

Is there a backstage here?

Is there a doctor in the house? No!

Is this girl going to walk out of this office

Is your eye okay?

Is, like, a very big part of my life.

Isn't the epicenter of anything,

It also means "accessible."

It does mean "low end."

It doesn't make much sense why I'm here.

It felt good the whole time.

It had chunks in it, did you know that?

It has everything she needs for the presentation.

It is you. Like, I recreated it.

It looked like you had gotten...

It looks like you're, like, having sex with me.

It must be a company wide thing,

It seems that we have some work to do

It sounds like you are saying you got dumped.

It was pretty romantic.

It'll be more fun.

It's 3:00 p.m.

It's 500 bucks to the winner. Did you see the sign?

It's a coffee shop.

It's a little high pitched.

It's a lonely dark night, you got a flat.

It's a long, long time ago.

It's all right. I overheard your name.

It's bigger than my apartment.

It's happened before, it always

It's headquarters.

It's in aisle 10.

It's just like a regular shoe, but it's wider,

It's like a super exclusive

It's like a weird game of bingo.

It's like, it looks like my eyes are bleeding.

It's me, Renee.

It's nice to meet you.

It's nice.

It's not "Groupie." It's Grouper Date.

It's not what I want to do. I'm trying to segue

It's our only job in this stupid office!

It's over.

It's pretty... Like a female workout.

It's Renee.

It's still me in here.

It's this voice.

It's way more orange than it looks online.

JANE: Ew! Those posers don't know

JANE: Full spin.

JANE: I feel like this is exactly what we needed.

Jenn, go.

Jenn! Hi! Oh, my God!

Jimmy, come here!

Joey! Am I right? Joey!

JOSH: Make my wish right.

Just be hotter.

Just because you seem to have such great insight

Just being around it all?

Just friend, this is our first kind of night out.

Just get in there.

Just give me a signal.

Just killin' time, you're waitin' for your boyfriend.

Just let me real quick...

Just like that? Wow.

Just like what? What happens, like what?

Just now?

Just once...

Just that I think that most luxury brands get it so wrong

Just us and not the guys?

Just, if you have one.

Just, please hear me out.

Just, you know, from my friends,

Just... I don't know if I look like me.

Keeping this place running. So...

Kind of hotter than a bathing suit,

Kind of punk rock mohawk faux hawk.

Kind of? They look great.

Lacey J.

Lacey J. from New Brunswick, New Jersey! Lacey!

Let us run the website

Let's be honest. We both know.

Let's go to dinner.

Let's have a blast.

Let's just take a fun picture.

Let's not do it over the phone.

Let's start over, okay.

Lets you take all this stuff.

Like a prostitute?

Like Bergdorf's or Bloomingdale's,

Like Gayle King real, and say that it would be a shame

Like it's a waste of time to even try.

Like maybe a hip hop vibe. Like St. Tropez.

Like tattoos, C class driver's licenses.

Like the trailer?

Like, "This is his girlfriend," I was like...

Like, it's kind of rad that your work

Like, this one they said looks like contraception.

Like, we're your friends

Like, your girlfriend... That's your girlfriend?

Lily LeClaire?

LILY: Avery, relax, dear.

LILY: Uh huh.

Look at my boobs! Look at my ass!

Look at that!

Look at this.

Look, he's leading these girls to it.

Look, I gotta go, I'm going to the doctor.

Look, why do you think

Look.

Looks like you're totally prepared

LUNA: I don't know what you came in here for today,

Lyle, I like your scarf.

Making them just feel like they're not good enough.

MALLORY: Oh, God.

MAN: (ON ANSWERING MACHINE) Hi, this message

MAN: Marry me!

Mason, hit it.

Mason?

Maybe a little.

Maybe he matches your big foot?

Maybe not full of confidence.

Maybe not?

Maybe now that your contacts are in...

Maybe, but that's just 'cause of my family's money.

Me, too.

Me?

Me.

Me.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. Yeah.

Mmm hmm. Yes.

Mmm.

Mmm. (SPITS)

Mostly because I have no information...

Mozzarella sticks?

My absolute favorite trade publication.

My amazing, perfect friends...

My back. I broke it.

My God, stop. This is clearly my fault.

My God, Viv, nobody cares about the profile.

My grandma is coming to review everything

My name is Renee.

My name's Renee Bennett,

My only real goal is to come here

My phone?

Nah, I'm good.

Nine. It was aisle nine. Do you want me to show you?

No one even looks at the profile.

No, and they don't talk like that anymore.

No, but a lot of it's recalled.

No, but you're honest about it.

No, don't put that on the profile.

No, I am the guy

No, I can see a place like this

No, I don't hate it.

No, I don't.

No, I mean, I used to be where you are right now.

No, I really want to be here for the ant removal.

No, I see what's happening here.

No, I take full responsibility for this.

No, I want to see you.

No, I was thinking more like Akron

No, I... Uh...

No, I'm just an intern filling in.

No, I'm looking for Renee Bennett

No, I'm serious. Like, it's an issue.

No, I'm sure she, like, loves it.

No, I'm wearing bathing suit bottoms

No, if you think it's a shitty idea, please tell me,

No, it seems like I have all this experience, I know,

No, keep talking. (LAUGHS)

No, no one is screaming.

No, no, I always wanted this to happen.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Um...

No, no, no. You can't come where I am.

No, no. You're coming with. Come on. No.

No, not really.

No, redirect that energy all over here.

No, seriously, are you okay? 'Cause that looks bad.

No, thank you.

No, that's a coincidence 'cause I'm not up.

No, this is where you go. Just sign in here.

No, those people always look like they work at Verizon,

No, we were having fun. That's not it. Um...

No, we're going to do it. Hot bikini action.

No, you don't look like yourself.

No!

No! They're not okay.

No?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. And we have to go, so...

No. It's an hour flight.

No. Okay, then tell me

None of us would.

Now at the very end of your ponytail,

Now I'm taking another little section

Now the girl who won,

Now tie this part back.

Now we're doing this giant launch event

Now when I looked...

Now, I prefer to serve it chilled.

Now, listen. This is going to be awesome. Trust me.

Now, what do you think? Shoe on or shoe off?

Nowhere, hanging out.

Obviously, I don't believe that.

Of core diffusion demo respondents

Of course I am?

Of course I know that.

Of course I know that. I'm just...

Of course I'll go!

Of course, she was hotter.

Of course.

Of returning things for store credit!

Of the 90210 characters on our ankles. Right?

Of the non regulation bikini.

Of this face or this body.

Of your trip you didn't even foresee.

Oh, come on. It's like a dream job.

Oh, cool.

Oh, God, thank you.

Oh, God.

Oh, Gram.

Oh, hell yeah, Gram. I will be in Boston!

Oh, hey, it really does.

Oh, hi. Hi, how are you?

Oh, how embarrassing.

Oh, I also want to give you a title.

Oh, I couldn't get the red vomit stain out of it.

Oh, I was just, uh, down the street.

Oh, I'll put you through.

Oh, it seems like you're standing right there.

Oh, man, I've just...

Oh, my God, are you okay?

Oh, my God, I knew I felt different.

Oh, my God, stop it.

Oh, my God, that is my absolute favorite.

Oh, my God, that's crazy.

Oh, my God, would you please just agree to go?

Oh, my God, you don't believe me.

Oh, my God, you're waiting for me. Hi.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Is that Hidden Valley?

Oh, my God. Obsessed with me.

Oh, my God. Okay. Don't scream.

Oh, my God. Please let it not be gone.

Oh, my God. You? No, you're not.

Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry, I forgot.

Oh, no, it's just an ambulance.

Oh, no, just kind of browsing for me.

Oh, no.

Oh, no... Wait, wait, wait.

Oh, really, this little thing. You don't think it's too much?

Oh, remember the summer

Oh, right. Okay.

Oh, shit, are you okay?

Oh, shit, hello?

Oh, shit, you hate it.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, thank God. Okay, okay.

Oh, that is so hot.

Oh, that was my hot dog. You ate both of them.

Oh, um...

Oh, wait, I see what's going on.

Oh, we should hit that next.

Oh, we've got a late entry here.

Oh, well, then, Renee, you shouldn't be there anyway.

Oh, wow, super.

Oh, yeah, I'm just hitching a ride

Oh, yeah, it really hurts. What are you doing here?

Oh, yeah, no, 100%.

Oh, yeah, Renee from the dry cleaner.

Oh, yeah, that's water, right?

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's...

Oh!

Oh! Whoa!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Hey, Jane, can I call you back?

Oh. We would like it if you don't recreate that.

Oh...

Okay, because most girls, they view this

Okay, cool, I thought you were gonna be mad

Okay, cool. Wish me luck.

Okay, going to put it all back right where it was.

Okay, good news, bad news.

Okay, good.

Okay, great.

Okay, great. I'll make sure she gets them.

Okay, I know you don't recognize me.

Okay, I shower at night.

Okay, I'm going to prove to you that I'm Renee.

Okay, I'm gonna go say hi to some people.

Okay, is there where it is?

Okay, okay.

Okay, so what I am hearing is that

Okay, someone has to address this towel situation.

Okay, that's the kind of comment that like... I just...

Okay, wait. Hold on.

Okay, yeah.

Okay, you're so drunk.

Okay? I... I...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Got it.

Okay. Have a good class.

Okay. I have a title? VP of the diffusion line!

Okay. I miss you.

Okay. Okay, now I know you don't recognize me.

Okay. Okay, thank you so much, you guys. Okay.

Okay. Okay. I thought we were going

Okay. That might be the ice cream man.

Okay. There.

Okay. This is Renee.

Okay. Um...

Okay. Um... So sizing is a little limited

Okay. Yeah. That's me.

Okay. You guys get a drink, and I'll hang with the boys.

Okay...

Okay...

On a jet ski with, like, Lil Wayne,

On our diffusion line

On the way to their crappy jobs.

One of the... A big one... Big... Medium George?

Only the best, my dear.

Only you can do that.

Ooh, a bikini contest! We're going!

Ooh.

Or "thoughtfully priced."

Or how we sounded?

Or I wouldn't have been invited.

Or if you prefer,

Or insulted tonight, so no.

Or Lil' Bow Wow, or one of the Lil's.

Or Milwaukee, where we have our factories.

Or poking you.

Or some more up to date reference.

Or something, I don't know, it's cool.

Or something, you know...

Or something? Is that too fancy?

Or the little Tabascos? They slay me!

Or to opening their own e commerce boutique.

Or Wet n Wild bronzer

Or when they break up with you

Or you take a picture of yourself

Or, "Is she too good for me?" Blah, blah, blah.

Our products not just at Saks and Bendel's,

Our Vanessa here has been to 11 of our United States.

Packages.

People don't expect a girl sitting back here

People think that we are elitists

Perfection.

PILOT: Good morning, welcome aboard. This is Dan,

Please call Helen Grey's office at Lily LeClaire

Please tell Jane, I...

Please tell me you're going to be in Boston with us.

Please, God. Please, please, please.

Please, like you don't know.

Please, please, please. Please.

Please.

Please...

Private dining room?

Problem is, I never really know, you know?

Put your number in. Level the playing field.

Rachel.

Randomly it's making me feel better, too.

Reach inside your pelvis, core engaged!

Reached into my Soul Cycled soul

Really?

Really?

Really? Zumba?

Relax, you're good.

Renee Bennett?

Renee Bennett.

Renee currently works in the online division.

Renee hails from the Long Island,

Renee was kicked out not once,

Renee, Avery obviously wants you here

Renee, we appreciate you taking the initiative,

Renee, where are you from?

Renee, whoa, are you okay?

Renee, will you just listen to yourself?

Renee, you're just naked at the window.

RENEE: Aren't you glad we're doing this?

RENEE: Come on! We're going to miss it.

RENEE: Just give me one minute.

RENEE: No, I totally get it.

RENEE: Nope, that's us.

RENEE: Okay.

RENEE: Three Australian wakeboarders.

RENEE: Where's your scarf at?

RENEE: You never mentioned that to me.

Renee.

Renee.

Renee.

Renee.

Renee...

Repeat after me.

Right after the jailhouse pink eye clears up?

Right here. Anybody sitting here? No?

Right?

Right?

Right.

Right. (LAUGHS)

Right. Thanks.

Right. Um...

Rock hard, right?

Running kind of a shady...

Same as the Shimmering Face Powders.

Saturday night, I'll take you out.

Say it like that.

See, if I'd known she was going to do that,

See, that's not what I was...

She calls me Meat Patty.

She had only $1,000...

She has a sick body.

She is awesome.

She is pretty amazing.

She is the complete package.

She see me?

She served her bottle of water room temp.

She was thrown out of eighth grade

She's going to think she can't do it, but she can.

She's headed to you, she's adorable.

She's pursuing her certificate

Shh...

Shit!

Should I call a doctor?

Should we have more, like, banter?

Shout out to my genetic makeup.

Shut up, forever. What?

Shut up.

Since our profile went live

Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

Situation on our hands.

Skies are clear.

Slowly turn around.

So blessed.

So cool.

So give it up for Vanessa!

So I don't know what the problem is.

So I go where the ladies go.

So I have to improvise.

So I just wanted to take that pressure off you.

So I put the whole thing on my tablet.

So I was a little afraid to not do this.

So I would go shoes on

So I'll let them know that you're here for your 10:30,

So I'm just going to give it a lot of volume.

So it's nice to hear.

So scared.

So that would be different now. And...

So they can just go in and buy their makeup

So this is how it happens?

So what are your goals, exactly?

So what do you do?

So you don't have to mess with your fierce lipstick.

So you got them in just for me?

So, Avery had all the room charges

So, Avery, huh?

So, how did you two meet?

So, I'm... I'm right next door.

So, it's true. Guys really only care about photos.

So, let's talk about the keynote speech.

So, look, I have not logged into our account

So, now for the exciting part, let's look at out samples.

So, Renee, I was just telling Gram here about

So, they got you the big suite, huh?

So, this is the final look.

So, you know, obviously

So, you ready to get your life?

So, your first time?

SoHo, are you ready to get your life?

Some more drinks. The ladies will be right back.

Some of those for me?

Some of you know me as this woman.

Some wine, like a red? Something like that?

Somebody has told you... You got dumped?

Somebody says something mean to you on the playground,

Someone exactly like me.

Someone like me?

Someone like you?

Someone said to you,

Someone who can speak to that world.

Someone who knows the clientele

Something like...

Something wrong with your voice?

Sorry, I got you all wet.

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, what, you've seen me holding these?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. Oh, God.

Speakeasy, with, like, a hot crowd.

Specifically for certain towels.

Statuesque women just staring at you,

Stop that.

Strongly believe that we are

Stupid bitch, you're such a failure.

Super, yeah.

Sweetheart, Renee wouldn't be here without you.

Take a lap! Come on, Lacey! Beautiful!

Take a seat, make yourself comfortable.

Take a second to process it.

Take all the heavy lifting off of you

TASHA: Hey.

TASHA: Thanks. Have a good class.

Tattooed on my ankle before you guys bailed on the idea.

Technical support?

Thank you so much for still doing this.

Thank you so much.

Thank you, and you follow the leader well.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for coming over.

Thanks!

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. It's from Target.

Thanks. Uh, you should really serve these

That causes flare ups in prison populations.

That clearly is making, like, a big change for you.

That even through I look like this very different,

That has literally never happened to me in my life.

That I could invite right now. Yeah.

That I get everything right.

That I was the most beautiful woman in the world.

That I would love to kiss you.

That I...

That I'm gunning for your money?

That is so sad!

That is the ice cream man.

That is very clever.

That my guy is going to be interested

That okay? Great, thanks.

That there's no way I would know

That this is the only place to be.

That was just sitting there. That's not even mine.

That was very helpful, Renee.

That was, like, wack as hell. Honestly.

That wasn't supposed to happen.

That we aren't good or thin or pretty enough,

That we can shop like anywhere

That we're going after,

That you are often photographed drinking

That you only get to experience

That you wouldn't have to deal with stuff like that.

That you're here from the Rose Sheet,

That you've always wanted to be!

That's a very small company.

That's exactly what my pill pack looks like.

That's fine.

That's for Renee.

That's great, don't care.

That's horrible.

That's it, actually, just vocal coaches,

That's like poison stuff. I'll come get you.

That's me painting a picture.

That's me, they're both me. That's me.

That's me.

That's me.

That's me. Here.

That's not a nugget.

That's not even as bad as what I thought they meant.

That's not good.

That's not real, by the way. By the way, that's not real.

That's the nicest offer I've had in a long time.

That's true. We cannot make sense of this.

That's unexpected.

That's what causes my insecurity.

That's what I was hoping.

That's why I feel really lucky

That's why these regular girls

That's, like, a girl's...

The acoustics in here are weird.

The chance to be beautiful!

The change is already here,

The Clafoutis?

The crowd was going crazy.

The diffusion line?

The highlighter does it.

The obvious choice for this job.

The person that obviously works here.

The phone... Yeah.

The picture is all that matters,

The point is, it's me! Renee!

The region is kind of as good as can be expected.

The signal will just be something like,

The thing that really makes them awesome.

The tiny little ketchup bottles?

The whole... Like, all those things.

The winner of this year's Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest,

Then you hit a bump, or you have an itch

Then you just wind up using your finger.

There is no application brush.

There was no magic.

There was not not blood.

There's a bar just down the thing,

There's a dinner coming up. I'd love for you to come.

There's just, like, so many.

There's no way he's going to recognize me.

There's these, like, beautiful

There's... Okay.

These are the people we're competing with?

These Pressed Juicery Greens 1.5.

They call me "Wheat Thin."

They just want your money, so now you know that.

They know who they are, and they just...

They make us question ourselves.

They perceive in themselves and they completely miss

They treat it more aspirational,

They want me to do some AV stuff.

They wouldn't care.

They, like, obsess over whatever negative quality

They're amazing. Oh, my God.

They're covered in chocolate.

They're doing Latin rhythms night.

They're moving me to HQ.

They're planning a huge party to launch the whole thing.

They're proud to be bargain hunters.

They're spraying for ants.

They're trying to find a new receptionist, actually.

This hallway loops around,

This is absolutely nuts.

This is an exciting evening

This is crazy! This is crazy!

This is cute. These pigtails.

This is definitely where my work friends said they'd be.

This is exactly why they should just

This is gonna sound so crazy, but I...

This is huge. (EXHALES)

This is Jen, and I will talk to you guys next time.

This is me with it on.

This is not rocket science, Avery.

This is our...

This is the door.

This is the Groupie sight?

This is the real me.

This is your ride! This is your time!

This is, like, twice the size of my room.

This isn't the exact same color.

This look is a very punk rock faux hawk using ponytails.

This new line of products won't change your life.

This would be fun banter.

Those professionals at the makeup counter

Three Eurasian cocktail waitresses.

Three girls for the speakeasy.

To ask me out, it's too late, buddy.

To connect with that customer.

To Corporate for their 11:00 a.m.?

To do with the diffusion line?

To get it right.

To go out with this guy in the first place.

To go over the presentation.

To hang out with me or my friends,

To have high end makeup brushes.

To have someone like you here, Renee.

To help teach about the products

To how we were before.

To just be so on the ball.

To our diffusion line customers.

To participate in things like pants,

To say what I am is better than all of that?

To see me right now, but I just...

To set up your interview for the receptionist position.

To show everyone how great the line is,

To sit up and take notice of you.

To the Yankees Red Sox game.

To this office every day,

To waste all this in a tiny Chinatown office.

To work here

Today I want you to look in the mirror.

Today you're going to see

Today you're going to see that person

Tonight's your night, good luck.

Trying to cover up their disappointment

Uh huh.

Uh, I think a lot of people are confused about themselves.

Uh, it's nice to finally meet you face to face, Ms. Grey.

Uh, no.

Uh, Renee Bennett. Is this not where I go?

Uh, thank you.

Uh, we actually met at the dry cleaners.

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... I'm at CNN, working in operations.

Uh... No, those are empty.

Uh... Oh, cool.

Uh... Well, honestly, I don't date that much.

Um, excuse me, bartender.

Um, I know you probably don't want

Um, I'll make sure Marketing gets these papers.

Um, I'm so sorry, I don't give out my number.

Um, I've never seen anything like that.

Um, like modeling a new line, I guess.

Um, Renee enjoys watching people

Um, Renee. We kind of met at SoulCycle...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... (CLEARS THROAT)

Um... Good news is that I can get in.

Um... I...

Um... Uh... I...

Unbelievable.

Undeniably pretty.

Unless I was Renee.

Unless that's what you guys think I should do 'cause...

Until you have a lot of volume there.

Until you lose all that confidence.

Very hot person,

Viv, you look gorgeous.

VIVIAN: And that's the one.

VIVIAN: Can I get one of all of those?

VIVIAN: Like, I mean, I know

VIVIAN: What's happening?

VIVIAN: Yeah?

VP of diffusion line, if you like that?

Wait a minute. You recognize me?

Wait, are you entering the bikini contest?

Wait, can I ask you a question?

Wait, hang on. (SCOFFS)

Wait, no.

Wait, shh... Do you hear that?

Wait, should I get, like, a standing desk

Wait, you're going for that? It's...

Wait! Why her? What about me? I'm standing right here.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait.

Wait...

Was clearly dragging our stock down.

Was there blood?

Watch out, guys, it's about to heat up!

Watering his lawn, it doesn't matter.

We all got to start somewhere, right?

We all have a past.

We all were gonna get those tattoos

We always dance together like crazy.

We are at a critical stage for both the product itself,

We are in our third quarter of our fiscal year,

We are real women.

We are. What a great thing to be.

We can just talk here, it's fine.

We don't really care about getting into places like that.

We each get two free drinks and an appetizer!

We expect our customers

We got a white girl down.

We have a dedicated makeup counter with a specialist

We have a lot more trips like this in our future.

We have all the confidence in the world.

We have strength and the wisdom

We let our bellies hang out, and...

We look like we're being attacked, Viv.

We need to get people used to seeing

We need to pivot in order...

We offer the same thing

We should come in and be, like, excited to interact.

We should have fun in here.

We spoke on the phone.

We'll be with you momentarily.

We're going to start it out, and do it proud.

We're in a crisis, Renee. The server's down.

We're just trying to start

We're so pleased to have you here.

We've gone too far outside the social contract.

Welcome to Lily LeClaire.

Welcome to Lily LeClaire.

Welcome to Lily LeClaire.

Welcome to the semi annual Ruby's Bangin' Bikini Contest.

Well, all I have to say to you is you're welcome.

Well, Grant, I noticed on Page Six,

Well, how about I buy you a drink while you wait?

Well, I bet guys can be pretty mean

Well, I don't have a bathing suit,

Well, I have my cell phone on if anybody changes their mind.

Well, if things go like I expect they will,

Well, it says here that 74%

Well, it's more like implied...

Well, look, you don't have to... Don't.

Well, only girls complain

Well, Renee, the thing is, like, different kinds of men

Well, that sucks.

Well, that was super weird.

Well, that's really weird.

Well, they're welcome. (LAUGHS)

Well, with high end products,

Well, you know, collecting travel sized condiments

Well...

Well...

Well...

Were you at Zumba?

What about... Is that your class over there?

What am I even worried about?

What are we talking about?

What are you doing?

What are you talking about? Like vacays to the Maldives?

What confused me when I walked into this place,

What if I come over and take care of you?

What if we didn't care about how we looked?

What if we never lost that little girl confidence?

What if we were stronger than that?

What if when someone tells us

What is it, Rogue Red? Fall 2015?

What speakeasy?

What the hell, Mason?

What they're missing out here.

What was it, like Sangria?

What was the picture's name?

What you came in here for today,

What you got for me?

What you looked like.

What you've always wanted to be.

What, him?

What?

What?

What?

What? 'Cause of my body. Or something like...

What? Oh, my God, do you see this?

What? Why?

What... What?

What's she like?

What's something only I would know? Help me.

What's that?

What's the move they're doing right now called?

What's up, SoHo, I'm Luna!

What's wrong with you?

What's your number?

What's your number? And then I go, "Oh, 118..."

Whatever, Wheat Thin.

Wheat Thin Ethan.

When I looked like this.

When I shower is my business. I'm not going there.

When I started to say it, I regretted it.

When I step off that elevator,

When it really needs to be...

When my grandmother first started this company,

When they open an $8.50 blush,

When they try to make a diffusion line.

When we're little girls,

When you break up with them, right?

When you look like you.

Where even are your organs?

Where have you met the girls you've mostly dated? You know?

Where the doorway was. Right?

Where you coming from?

Where you feel like it really looks like you.

Wherever you are, I'll come and meet you,

Which happens to be

Which thing?

While these women are kind of naked.

Who always think they know best

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who do not belong at Target,

Who do you want next to you?

Who happens to be my god niece,

Who here has gone makeup shopping at Target?

Who hired you, Renee?

Who is ready to believe in herself!

Who looks like they would actually buy the products?

Who sits next to you for, like,

Who used to be, like, a fireman.

Who will be joining us today?

Whoa, are you here for the barback job?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Why are we running?

Why didn't I hear about this when we worked together?

Why does Lily LeClaire, like, hide us

Why would this last? You're so stupid, Renee!

Why would you?

Why?

Why? Aren't you going to do it?

Will you tell her?

With a straw and a napkin.

With an application blush brush.

With how I feel about you.

With these girls I barely know.

With you in a totally normal place?

Without somebody standing there,

Wondering why I'm not asking, you know,

Word will probably get out.

Work it out, honey!

Would you come with us to Boston

Wow, you're really nailing this, Avery.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow. I mean, I do look pretty.

Yeah, and you were such a great leader.

Yeah, but a lot of people like having sex

Yeah, but a lot of women notice you, too.

Yeah, but I figure I can be real with you guys,

Yeah, but I think that you probably

Yeah, but once we're up in the air, it's too late.

Yeah, I can't even get my room charges covered.

Yeah, I didn't know if they go backstage.

Yeah, I mean, the blood threw me a little, but...

Yeah, I think it's water.

Yeah, I think that's the best idea.

Yeah, I want you to see me. You know?

Yeah, I'm getting to know that.

Yeah, I'm sure that happens to you all the time, too.

Yeah, it usually leads to a rehab.

Yeah, it's really bad.

Yeah, it's, like, starting.

Yeah, like a guy, like, trying to hook up

Yeah, like, we never gave a shit

Yeah, never better.

Yeah, no worries, take your time.

Yeah, no, I know it doesn't affect your voice,

Yeah, no, I'm just going to get some smaller shoes.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, of course. I'm here to help.

Yeah, oh, they're so great.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, saw the other one around there.

Yeah, they're casting the face of the line.

Yeah, two of them.

Yeah, we definitely had this conversation about you...

Yeah, we do.

Yeah, well, I can't walk in heels.

Yeah, well, I don't believe you.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. (LAUGHS)

Yeah. I feel like I did win.

Yeah. I just, um... Sorry.

Yeah. I love hearing your voice, too.

Yeah. I'm Renee. Hi.

Yeah. No, it didn't. It went way better.

Yeah. Or sooner.

Yeah. Yeah, it's called Zumba.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You can have one g****.

Yeah...

Yeah... (GASPS)

Yes, good point,

Yes, I know who she is.

Yes, it is the perfect job,

Yes, it is!

Yes, of course. Remember?

Yes, of course. She is.

Yes, she's dressed like an old man

Yes, thank you.

Yes!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You are beautiful!

You are everything!

You are quite a man, Ethan.

You are taking a risk.

You are two beautiful aging white men.

You are...

You can bring your boyfriend or your

You can't see me anymore.

You could see me that whole time?

You deserve much better than me.

You deserve much better than this.

You didn't have to do that. This is too much.

You don't want to go with me

You dream this will happen,

You found the ginkgo biloba.

You getting dumped is making me feel like I might be okay.

You go, Renee!

You got to lead with your hotness.

You guys are crazy.

You guys are going to be fun.

You guys are jerks.

You guys want shots?

You guys, it's me.

You hang out in a lot of dry cleaners

You have a girlfriend?

You have HPV.

You hit your head really hard on the way down.

You just have to open up your heart and receive it!

You just have to open your heart and receive it.

You know how at our traditional outlets

You know what, I feel like we could use

You know what, I think we have a male instructor

You know, being the receptionist here?

You know, I don't have a yacht, but...

You know, I'm cool with this.

You know, it never goes on right.

You know, KFC actually uses HV.

You know, let's get this in a bikini,

You know, like, a photo shoot for the new Renee.

You know, that there might be one.

You know, they're not like, "Here's a gift bag."

You know, you wonder like,

You look like you.

You meet these two guys,

You must be Renee. I'm Helen Grey, CFO.

You okay?

You picked a good one, you know.

You probably have all these cookies at your house

You probably haven't been here before,

You raise a lot of interesting points, Renee.

You ready to change your life?

You recognize me right now, no problem?

You should've won, you were ripped off.

You snooze, you lose your hot dog.

You sure no one's sitting here?

You sure this is where you want to be?

You think I'm going to Lily LeClaire today?

You think it ever occurred to them to cast someone

You think we're boring?

You were, like, struggling with it.

You, like, know who you are

You, me, any of it. I can't do it. I'm sorry.

You'd know that our blush never comes

You're completely naked.

You're everything I could ever want to be.

You're gonna wanna head down there.

You're gonna wanna head to marketing,

You're Grant LeClaire.

You're in the contest? Okay.

You're not going to see what you normally see.

You're not the only one. Okay.

You're probably gonna be recovered by then, right?

You're probably used to seeing Angie sit here,

You're really not upset?

You're saying it 'cause I said it.

You're so yourself, too.

You're sweaty.

You're that guy.

You're thinking, "Who is this girl?

You're trying to make sense of this, and you can't.

You're worried that the guys

You're, like, amazing.

You're, like, so yourself

You've got blood spurting out of your head.

Your body, your whole head.

Your captain speaking.

Your girl can handle herself

Your girl. Yeah.

Your guests are in the private dining room.

Your voice? You...

Your wildest dream is that you were beautiful?

Zumba? Is that what it's called?

1,000%. But it's not who I am.

'Cause it was killing me... What?

"Because we love her." (KNOCK ON DOOR)

(ALL EXCLAIMING) (GRUNTS)

(BOTH CHUCKLES) (PHONE RINGS)

(CHEERING) Change your life!

(CLAMORING) (CAMERAS CLICKING)

(GLASS CLANKING) Viv!

(GRUNTS) Um...

(KNOCKING) Mason, you in here?

(LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) Oh, my God.

(LAUGHS) (PHONE RINGS)

(LAUGHS) Don't answer that.

(LAUGHS) It's not a full jump.

(MUSIC STOPS) (LOUD CHEERING)

(PHONE CHIMES) Oh...

(SIGHS) (BEEPING)

(SNORING) (PHONE RINGING)

(THUDS) (ALL EXCLAIMS)

(THUDS) (ALL EXCLAIMS)

(THUDS) (ALL EXCLAIMS)

(THUDS) (ALL GASPS)

a very big deal to me. Don't you remember?

All right, let's do it. Yeah.

All right, well, good luck. Yeah.

All right. (CHUCKLES)

All right. But no one wins. So, yeah.

And I got this! And I got this!

and it was a miss. Yeah.

Are we on the Wi Fi or... Yeah, we are.

Are you okay? Um... Yeah.

Are you still talking to me? Don't chicken out now, son.

Avery? Yeah.

Bagutti. You mean a baguette?

Boston... That would be, like,

BOTH: Okay. RENEE: Okay?

But I steal it. (LAUGHING)

But if you like them... No, I want them.

But, like... (CHUCKLES) Yeah.

Can you stop saying "dumped." Of course, I'm sorry.

Close it. Close it. I am.

Do you need shoes? Okay. Yes.

Do you want to... No... Okay.

Don't answer that. Yes, I cried.

Eight? Seven.

Either of you? Mmm.

Ethan, are you coming? Yup.

Everybody has HPV. I have it, too.

Good luck. Yeah. I got this.

Good. Me, too. (INTERCOM DINGS)

Hello, Lily. (APPLAUSE)

Hey, that was so great. Hi.

Hey, we're good, sir. Oh.

Hey, y'all. I am Renee. MEN: Hey.

Hey, you're home! (YELLS)

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey...

Hey. Hi. Nice to meet you.

Hey. What are you doing to us?

Hey... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Hi, darling. Hi, honey.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. One second.

Hi. I'm sorry,

Hmm. Cool. Yeah.

HR is just human resources. (QUIETLY FARTING)

I am blonde! I am blonde!

I am blonde. And I got this.

I am brave! I am brave!

I am brave. I am blonde.

I did not shower. You never shower.

I don't go to gyms... Oh, my God...

I got it. I got it. You got it? Okay.

I guess. Yeah!

I just... Here. Thank you.

I knew it! I knew it! Yeah.

I know that. Mmm.

I know, yeah. I really need bike 34.

I still feel so bad. No.

I'm a photo queen! Look at this face!

I'm not chickening out. Here, come on.

I'm so happy for you... Are you?

I'm trying. Just, like, ask.

In here? Mmm hmm.

into being a cameraman... Oh.

Is it? 'Cause neither do I.

Is it? (LAUGHING) Yes!

Is your back all right now? No.

It's a good neighborhood. Uh... How...

It's a rock. Uh huh.

JANE: That's bad. RENEE: I look mid poop.

Like what? Like it means "low end"?

MAN: You okay? Sorry.

MASON: This is uphill! This is it.

Mmm. Can I ask you something?

Morning. Hi.

Mozzarella sticks. Mozzarella sticks, okay.

Nice to meet you. You guys,

Nine... Okay. Yeah.

No. Am I saying that right?

No. But I'm not...

No. No?

No. Yeah.

Not to me. Please, don't do that to her.

Oh, I get it. Not a big deal. Get what?

Oh, my God, feel my abs! Uh...

Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, right. I can grab it for you.

Oh! So, I had this great idea.

Oh! Hello. Hello, sir.

Oh. Like, the whole region?

Oh. That's my whole plan.

Oh. Yeah, I...

Oh. Yeah. You are good.

Oh... "This is his girlfriend."

Okay, bye. Okay, bye. Feel better.

Okay, that's good. Oh, my gosh.

Okay, what size? Eight.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Pretty hungry myself.

Okay. We'll be great...

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Yes. All right.

On the house. What are the parting gifts?

Ready to get some dinner? Yeah, I'm starving.

Really? Okay.

Really? Yeah,

Really? Yeah.

RENEE: Hey. Oh.

RENEE: That's a camera? ETHAN: Yeah.

Right? Yeah, you look really beautiful.

See you in there. You too.

Seven. Okay. Nine and a half.

She drinks too much. I know.

So I can't just... (LAUGHING)

So, as I was saying, Renee... Oh, yeah.

So... I'm just saying that

So... It's nice to meet you.

Sounds magical. RENEE: Yeah.

Speakeasy... It's cool. We'll find it.

Tequila? Sure.

Thank God. How would anyone know that?

Thank you. Yeah.

Thank you. You're welcome,

Thanks, dude. Speak...

Thanks. That guy's a dick.

That sounded pretty real. I mean...

That was my favorite part. This is perfect.

That you're coming? Yeah.

That's clear. Right.

That's me? Yeah.

The whole time? The whole time.

This is off. Right.

Three, two, one! (YELLS)

to make friends. Okay? (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

To tell you... Yeah?

Uh uh. Oh, my God, that's so sweet.

Uh... Can you stop it?

Uh... Now, you're probably

Uh... Friend for now. Friend?

Um... What?

Um... Hmm... Double wide. Just...

What is it? Is that the ice cream man?

What the... Sorry.

What? No, I really don't.

What's up, SoHo, you ready? (CHEERING)

What's up, SoHo! (CHEERING)

Whoo! Okay.

Why can't you order? Yeah.

Why did I ask if you cried? No, you're a sensitive...

Yeah, refresh. Always refresh.

Yeah, the phone is... Right here?

Yeah, well, that's great. Yeah.

Yeah! No!

Yeah? Yeah,

Yeah. For what?

Yeah. I won't get into all of it.

Yeah. Let's just do it.

Yeah. Okay. Just keep it cool.

Yeah. There she is again. Oh!

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You want a whole baguette?

Yeah... Yeah? Are you sure?

Yes. Yeah, but look at them.

You could see? Yeah, well, I saw...

You okay? Mmm hmm.

You really took over. (BOTH LAUGHING)

You want anything? Oh, no. I'm fine.

You? No!

You're happy for her? I'm happy for her.

Your good friend... Hey, sluts.

ETHAN: Hello? Hi, Ethan.

...'cause I don't like all the machismo,

...has been instrumental in helping refine our message.

...just a bandage from my leg.

...that you are working out and that

...with diarrhea.

'Cause I actually do some loom weaving.

'cause I am really freaking out about this whole thing.

'cause I called you out so hard.

'cause I didn't get any hot dog.

'cause I have no clean undies.

'cause I just feel how much I'm getting diarrhea.

'cause I thought we could all do it together.

'cause this is really hard to read.

"...and dream of sitting in our lobby..."

"...at the center of it all. (CHUCKLES)

"...is better for her.

"And why is she here?

"Because we love her..."

"But really what we've made them is better...

"But really...

"cheaper for her and easier to use.

"Dumb." It's like... It's like a trigger word.

"Ever again. I don't want to have sex with you again."

"Go to the gym to pick up chicks" guy.

"How long should I wait to call?"

"I don't want to see you anymore.

"in some ways, the real face of our beauty line."

"Must be passionate about beauty..."

"Must be stylish and full of confidence."

"Renee, we could use some more water."

"The first face people see when they come to our office,

"this strongly about the actors?"

"we have made these items

"What if we don't always feel

"What was she doing covering our screaming ass mouths?"

"What we really wanna say to our customer is that, yes,

"Wheat Thin Ethan." That is it!

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL EXCLAIMS)

(ALL MURMURING)

(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

(APPLAUSE)

(AUDIENCE MUTTERING)

(AUDIENCE SCREAMS)

(BOTH CHUCKLES)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(BUZZES)

(BUZZES)

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(CAMERA CLICKS)

(CAMERA CONTINUES CLICKING)

(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)

(CART THUDS)

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

(CHEERING)

(CHEERING)

(CHEERING)

(CHEERING)

(CHEERING)

(CHEERING)

(CHEERING)

(CHEERING)

(CHEERS)

(CHIMING MUSIC PLAYING)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) I haven't said that out loud yet.

(CHUCKLES) Not all over her face,

(CHUCKLES) Of course it is.

(CHUCKLES) Oh, gosh! Thank you.

(CHUCKLES) Sure.

(CHUCKLES) Thanks for asking.

(CHUCKLING)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(COMPUTER CHIMING)

(COUGHS)

(CRYING)

(DIALING)

(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)

(DISTORTED SCREAMING)

(DOOR SLAMS)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(FORCED LAUGH) Go please. Go.

(GAGS)

(GASPING)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) It's the Grouper guys. Hey, Groupers!

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(HIGH PITCHED) Technically, but I'm meeting my boyfriend.

(IMITATING ACCENT) Well, why not?

(IN ENGLISH ACCENT) No, I really shouldn't.

(IN NORMAL VOICE) Your girlfriend?

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INHALES)

(JOSH READING)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(KEYS JANGLING)

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING) That's crazy.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHTER AND CHEERING)

(LAUGHTER)

(LINE RINGING)

(LOUD BUZZING)

(LOUD CHEERING)

(LOUD CHEERING)

(LOUDLY) Do we have a double wide shoe?

(MIC FEEDBACK)

(MOANING)

(MOUTHING)

(MUFFLED SOBBING)

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(PHONE CHIMING)

(PHONE DINGS)

(PHONE RINGING)

(PHONE THUDS)

(QUIETLY) "Thirsty, more water."

(RENEE MURMURS)

(RENEE SHRIEKS)

(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

(SCOFFING) Oh, no, I am not going to Lily LeClaire.

(SCOFFS) What?

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS) Yes, yes, yes, yes! I got it!

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) I'm not going anywhere.

(SIGHS) Things have changed for me, Mason.

(SIGHS) Whatever.

(SNORTS)

(SOBBING)

(SOBBING) It's gone! It's gone!

(SOBBING) Okay. Okay, I understand.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(STUTTERS)

(THUDS)

(THUNDER CRASHES)

(THUNDER CRASHING)

(THUNDER CRASHING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

(VOCALIZING)

(VOICE BREAKING) I can't... Excuse me.

(VOICE FADES)

(WATER STOPS)

(WHISPERS) Come up there? Okay.

(WHISPERS) Oh, my God. She's right there.

(WHISTLES)