I Feel Pretty Edit

A couple of the small packets?

A different breed of, like, boys' club.

A different way with it, but cool.

A dinner? Oh, my gosh.

A dramatic effect either way,

A guy ran by. It was weird.

A line of accessible cosmetics at Target.

A little bit wider.

A New Kids on the Block concert

A nine and a half?

A pay cut to my current salary.

A real coffee. Not that crap.

A real, healthy, just strong, funny, kick ass chick!

A thumbs up and subscribe to the channel

About 35 minutes up to Boston,

About our diffusion line earlier.

About Soul Cycle and, like, you look great.

About things being a boys' club.

Absolutely everything tomorrow.

Absolutely not.

Act like you work here.

Act like you've been here before.

Actually, a little bit about Viv

Actually, my sister studies 18th century textiles online.

Again, that was a long time ago...

Ah! That's not what a dude would ask.

All I have is this cookie.

All I know is that Luna

All my wildest dreams came true,

All of us? We all can go?

All our great ideas for the diffusion line.

All right, and here is the packaging,

All right, follow me right this way.

All right, give me your phone.

All right, I didn't ask for a podcast.

All right, I'm just going to tell you something

All right, if you're good,

All right, y'all, I don't know

All that faith you started with is gone.

All that self esteem,

All we have to do are get new photos of me.

ALL: Yeah!

Am I right or wrong? (CHUCKLES) Yeah.

And a couple of orders of mozzarella sticks.

And add a bump to the top of my head.

And also very effective.

And although you ladies all seem super chill,

And as you are all aware the research results

And by spoonful, I mean I would just chug it.

And everything to do with my feelings about me.

And he identifies as a guy.

And help people feel the same way I feel

And her name is Tiffany!

And here I am, "How did I get this lady?"

And hit on perfect girls?

And how to apply them.

And I brought it here, in case you were ever to come in.

And I can't explain it.

And I couldn't really...

And I did.

And I don't know how this happened

And I don't plan on coasting off the benis

And I don't really look my best right now. So I...

And I don't want you to see the diarrhea.

And I got this.

And I hit my head.

And I hope that's okay.

And I just need to find the application brush,

And I just really want to make sure

And I know you're happy here.

And I never thought I'd make it to 5th Avenue.

And I of course know who you are, Miss LeClaire.

And I really owe it to my grandma

And I'll let you know when they're ready.

And I'm applying for the receptionist job.

And I'm just the beautiful face

And I'm proud to be me!

And I'm sick of it.

And I've added them all on dares...

And if you ever get the chance

And inter species animal friendships.

And it just makes me feel really,

And it's gone!

And it's like this whole other part

And it's not stupid.

And just gave me what I've always wanted.

And just have all those parts in life open up to you

And just what is that message?

And let you know that you are taking me out.

And let's talk.

And look, don't sleep on Jane.

And monitor your status for 10 years,

And my name is Renee,

And no one is liking it or clicking it or twitting it

And not having a baby,

And not in there, in some dumb club

And now it's time to tally the votes.

And one of them had a girlfriend. I didn't know.

And pick our wedgies.

And practical and real.

And Renee is not afraid

And right onto the runway and never look back?

And she is a receptionist.

And so, I was just wondering

And some water.

And still look fly as hell. (CHUCKLES)

And still look like this.

And thank you all for coming tonight.

And thank you for that pep talk.

And that's it? I think I...

And that's kind of like what I put out there,

And the Hadids!

And the most beautiful girl in the world.

And the packaging and the copy.

And the tartlette of leek and chanterelles.

And then I don't know what happened.

And then I get a phone call from this girl,

And then I get online

And then it was gone.

And then it's wider for that.

And then let them find out how boring you are later.

And then there's also the issue

And then these things happen that just...

And then we can move on with our lives.

And then we grow up,

And then what I realized

And then when the guy meets you in person,

And then you check your profile

And then you let it sit for a while,

And then you wind up going on a yacht trip in, like, Capri.

And then you're like, "No, your phone number."

And there's a picture of a cat on safari.

And they are. You know?

And they have no way they can use it.

And they just make you feel bad about yourself.

And they may be right.

And they're going to be pissed

And they're like, "Hey, come on this yacht with us,"

And this guy just calls out a number

And this is our CEO, Avery LeClaire.

And this job would actually be

And this way you don't have to feel intimidated.

And visualize the change you came in here for.

And visualize the change you came in here for.

And we are all the face of Lily LeClaire!

And we have a complimentary bandana.

And we just dance and play

And we need you. Call me!

And what changed?

And what you think, and who you are.

And when they pay attention to me,

And you are the real face of this line!

And you can do that.

And you can have a seat.

And you can leave off the gremolata,

And you can, like, see most of my butt.

And you didn't even want

And you don't even deserve it!

And you don't really care how the world sees you.

And you doubt yourself over and over again

And you feel, like, really good about it

And you get a picture of yourself

And you hide your cellulite.

And you hide your double chin, you hide your acne,

And you know what, I know I look good.

And you know, I'm slammed right now.

And you land at the airport and then, like,

And you wind up looking like Braveheart.

And you're gonna wanna have a great time.

And you're not bailing because we need three people

And your miracle's already here.

And...

And...

Another really cool hair tutorial with you.

Antiques Roadshow Shark Tank.

Anybody who's technical or support?

Anyway, um...

Are actually a deterrent.

Are going to be drooling all over me.

Are looking for different things.

Are you going to kiss me?

Are you guys ready?

Are you here alone?

Are you looking in the mirror?

Are you okay? What just happened?

Are you pleasantly surprised?

Are you ready?

Are you ready?

Are you shopping for a gift?

Are you sure I don't look like sort of a lady of the night?

Are you sure you don't want to sit near the snacks?

Are your legs okay?

Aren't girls like us so lucky,

As a receptionist.

As a stepping stone to modeling

As long as you don't sue.

As long as you're comfortable sitting here

At the airplane.

Avery, we definitely didn't. I would remember...

AVERY: (ON VOICEMAIL) Renee, I did the pitch.

AVERY: Can we all say hello to my grandmother, Lily,

AVERY: This is our first diffusion line,

Avery? They're going crazy for all this.

Avery. Your sister.

Avery's life experience may not allow her

Back comb with some hair spray

Back it up!

Bad news is you guys can't.

Beautiful woman in the world.

Because here comes Vanessa!

Because I actually got Andrea Zuckerman

Because I already work for the company,

Because I'm not pretty anymore.

Because if you knew our products,

Because it's, like, unexpected,

Because of "Ethan." That's clever.

Because once she gets out of these clothes,

Because the carpet is disgusting.

Because we are new to the diffusion landscape.

Because what I am is me!

Because you were fun and funny and kind.

Because your loser friends have no plans.

Because, like, I labeled the beds...

Before her fake eyelashes

Believe me.

Blocked from my room.

But also at Target and Kohl's.

But anyway, I gotta go.

But coming from me, it just didn't sound right.

But could you not make me wait next to that lady.

But don't worry, okay? I'm here with you.

But he's rejecting you, and it's not fair,

But I am going to go to the bar and get us drinks.

But I chicken out like I always do,

But I didn't think they'd fit in the mini fridge.

But I do need your help with something.

But I do think that you are.

But I don't know.

But I guess now you do?

But I know what it means to work hard.

But I mean it's like

But I never thought it would really happen!

But I promise to win you over, too.

But I want you guys to know

But I will do my best to pencil you in.

But I won't hold it against you.

But I'm going in the subway, so I'm...

But I'm going to prove to you that I am your friend.

But I've dated...

But I've gotten really good at dishes.

But if you're not, you're married,

But in this industry, I only felt wanted

But it's like the really bad kind

But it's part of his charm. You'll see.

But it's sort of a boys' club over there.

But it's this voice, I can't kick it.

But keep it going for Renee Bennett?

But let's say this,

But never mind, you guys, you know how this works,

But nobody knows, because they put it in their KFC packaging.

But once I made a Native American medicine bag.

But once we stop feeling compelled

But regular girls put their blush on

But still nothing.

But that Renee? That's your girl, right?

But that's not the real me.

But the miracle is already here!

But there is a dental assistant

But they're both me.

But this line is for every girl

But twice from

But we decided not to because we were like,

But we're about to go to "Escape the Room."

But what I do know is that the miracle is already here.

But what if we didn't let those moments get to us?

But what...

But when people walk into this office,

But you and I are not going to happen.

But you could probably find your size online.

But you do look like Selena Gomez

But you have to wait in line and take a number.

But you're not exactly

But you've gotten a whole lot of women

But, I mean, look at me now. I'm a receptionist.

But, uh, I'm just gonna

But, um...

But...

Can be stressful,

Can do that kind of heavy lifting. So...

Can I be you when I grow up?

Can I have an ionic water? Bottom right.

Can I please get a couple shots of tequila?

Can I sit here?

Can we get you back to register two?

Can we have six shots of Fireball?

Can we talk in the office?

Can't we just do that? Can't we just go back?

Change your body! Change your life!

Change your life!

Change your mind! Change your body!

Chivalry, alive and well.

CLERK: 116.

CLERK: Number 118!

Coaches, okay.

Come flying off her bulging eyes.

Come here, sit down.

Come look at these pictures.

Come on, Mason.

Come on, you dazzle my sister, my grandma, me.

Come on... And three.

Come over here, boys.

Comes back online, but not this time.

Complaints about the Clafoutis lipstick?

Completely out of sequence.

Cool.

Correct? I saw that

Could somebody... Is there anybody here...

Could you tell me where to find that squeezy dish soap?

Customers are saying...

Darling, if all you have is a pack of gum, please.

Did something happen to your arm?

Did you ever go on a trip to, like, Italy or something,

Did you get that email from Corporate?

Did you say that she's your girlfriend?

Didn't I ask you guys to wear heels?

DJ, hit it!

Do I look super toned to you?

Do people do this?

Do what?

Do you have every rib that I have?

Do you have to say "diffusion" like that?

Do you know we offer a mental health program at work?

Do you mind if I come in and make a quick phone call?

Do you want anything?

Do you want me to go cover up?

Do you want me to grab you some, next time I'm in there?

Does it say, like, "Barefoot hippie, she doesn't care..."

Does that come as a surprise to you?

Does that kind of stuff happen all the time?

Does the Pope shit in Boston? I'm going.

Does your brother still have a kayak?

Don't call them that.

Don't even make the noise you just made.

Don't rush this if you...

Don't scream.

Don't see them so much these days.

Don't worry, Romeo, she'll be right out.

Don't worry.

Don't yell at me. I'm closing it.

Double what?

Double wide?

Double wide.

Drop by whenever you want

Dude, up here.

During our peak hours,

East Coast Escrow is on the second floor.

Either way, you can leave our stupid office

Either way, your lady killed it tonight.

Elitist pricks.

Enjoy the food.

ETHAN: That's called the star hop.

ETHAN: This is Ethan.

ETHAN: Who is this again?

Even bargain shoppers.

Ever, ever.

Every last cent of it.

Everybody down there can see you.

Everyone cares what you look like?

Everyone would know that, right?

Everything I've ever wanted...

Everything really worked out for you.

Ew, please don't read Maxim. You're perfect.

Except, you know, with you,

Excuse me?

Feels full.

FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Flight 1116 to New York

Fire and ice, she sure is!

Flawless.

Flock to the anonymous aisles of a big superstore.

For being a real freaking person.

For crying too hard.

For how I behaved. I'm so sorry.

For Lily LeClaire, for you, and for me.

For Lisa in HR.

For more hair tutorials.

For my purse. No!

For showing everybody her boobies.

For Steve in Marketing.

For the big pitch to the Target people in Boston,

For the receptionist job.

For the Target pitch?

For this meeting tomorrow.

Forget it.

Four years in high school and wants to ask you out,

From all the 20 year olds that you bang!

From the 5th Avenue headquarters.

From the beginning.

From their dreams being shattered on shows such as

From what I can gather,

Functional.

Funny and smart.

Get as close as I could...

Get steps in to meet your Fitbit goal for the day.

Girlfriend or however they identify,

Give me your phone, I'm going to give you my number.

Give me, we'll exchange phones. That's what'll happen.

Glamorous.

Go, please. Go.

God, I knew that stuff happened.

God, I love that shade.

God, look at the size of this bed.

God, look, I know this office

God!

God!

Good evening.

Good for her.

Good luck with the dishes and everything else.

Good morning.

Good. 'Cause Thanksgiving would be really weird.

Gram.

Grant LeClaire.

GRANT: Hey, Renee, the food's here.

Great ideas.

Great? Guys, I'm a Kardashian. One of the Jenner ones.

Guys, I just want us to go back

Guys, this is because the old me

Had to pre register online,

Half a baguette. That's not weird.

Half.

Have come in on our diffusion line.

Have you seen her?

He was supposed to just show us

He's, like, so disappointed.

Helen.

Hello, everyone, I am Renee! As advertised!

Hello, Lily LeClaire, you've got Renee.

Hello, Renee.

Hello, Renee.

Hello? Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Here in the store,

Here is the blush.

Here she comes everybody, let's bring out our girls.

Here we go! In three, two, one! Up!

Here, give me your phone, you take my phone,

Here's an ice pack.

Hey, do you know if this is something

Hey, great dress.

Hey, guys, this is Jen, and today I wanted to share

Hey, hi.

Hey, hi.

Hey, I want to do this.

Hey, I'm sorry. I'm not going to be able to make it tonight.

Hey, it's not funny.

Hey, Mason. (COUGHS) I'm sorry I can't make it again.

Hey, Viv. Um...

Hey, yeah, can I get the steelhead salmon?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. It's not in 10.

Hi, it's me.

Hi, Lily LeClaire, you've got Renee.

Hi, Renee Bennett.

Hi, you know what,

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi, it's me.

Hi. Um, we're here for the speakeasy.

Hip hop and it's going to be hot.

Hit refresh.

Holler!

Holy shit. Holy shit.

Honestly, at the end of the day,

Honestly, is you and...

Honestly, that Latin rhythms night...

Hopefully, I'll be in tomorrow,

Hoping that you'll be single at the reunion,

Hot dog.

How about this?

How are we going to get the web traffic reports

How do you do that?

How long have you been hanging onto that little nugget?

How would I know that, unless I was Renee?

How's your vagina?

Huh.

I also serve it with a straw,

I am 100% not the "go to the gym to meet chicks" guy.

I am brave!

I am brave.

I am living for your bag.

I am so sorry for how I acted the other night.

I am so sorry!

I am wet...

I brought you these cookies.

I came with you and I'm leaving with you.

I can go to a flat screen...

I can hook up to a Bluetooth, or I can just be on a remote.

I can see by your portfolio

I can tell you guys have a lot of sexual energy.

I can't do this.

I can't lose my job, all right?

I clerked for a Supreme Court Justice.

I could take another whack at it,

I could tell you what happened.

I could use one.

I dazzle?

I did all this as me.

I did it just like you said,

I did not come here

I did not know your situation and it's very beautiful.

I did not know. We were dating for a couple months,

I did say that.

I didn't even see you in line.

I didn't know you were coming.

I didn't mean to freak you out,

I do think that you're the most

I don't even see a point in applying.

I don't get it.

I don't know any Angie.

I don't know how to answer that.

I don't know how to make a scarf,

I don't know how you do it, Renee.

I don't know if it's gonna have

I don't know if you guys do things like Thanksgiving.

I don't know if you know what "sneak peek" means.

I don't know what to say to you.

I don't know what we're doing.

I don't know who it is, but it's going to be

I don't know why that's... What is clever?

I don't know, close to you.

I don't know, have all of the confidence?

I don't need some, like, room of drunk guys to confirm that.

I don't really feel like being embarrassed

I don't think I'll be as nice to her as you were.

I don't think that this mascara

I don't think that's a thing.

I don't understand. And now,

I don't want them to remove the ones I like.

I don't want to hog them.

I don't wear contacts. I don't wear glasses.

I don't work here.

I don't work here.

I don't... I never pay attention.

I don't... It's a workout.

I feel like I actually do know.

I forgot that, I'm sorry.

I got one!

I got to read more Maxim or something.

I guess for just wider feet.

I guess I actually... I do have somebody

I guess I'll head off.

I had one like that last summer.

I had sex last night.

I had vomited Sangria, like, all over a sweater.

I have a Bed Bath and Beyond bag

I have a go see at Lily LeClaire.

I have an appointment...

I have no shot.

I have this little bit of hair at the end.

I have to actually go.

I haven't noticed anything...

I haven't. I haven't been holding onto that.

I hear you. And yes, modeling is an option for me.

I hope her buns are tighter than this penmanship

I hope you guys enjoyed this rock star,

I just didn't know if you wanted to see me.

I just figured for this particular product,

I just want to apologize

I just write code.

I knew it.

I knew it. I knew it couldn't last!

I know calling a new love interest

I know it seems like...

I know this

I know what it's like.

I know you just assume you can just

I know, but you know, Ethan and...

I know, it's all gone.

I know, right?

I know, these women look nothing alike.

I know.

I liked the whole time.

I mean, Avery has been incredible.

I mean, he's... There are some very feminine aspects to him,

I mean, I'm sure you'll just dazzle them, as per usual.

I mean, it makes them feel bad about themselves.

I mean, it was awesome.

I mean, like, I hear really good things

I mean, look at me!

I mean, these things are so, like, political.

I mean, these women,

I mean, you have no idea who you are. (LAUGHS)

I mean...

I mean...

I mean... Look at me! Look at my jawline!

I met this baby the other day

I miss you, too.

I must've broken the spell,

I need to recreate the magic of that last class.

I need you to give this to Avery LeClaire.

I need you to go,

I never shower for work.

I promise you that, okay.

I really need you to leave.

I really want you to meet up with me on Friday.

I really would rather you not hear the splash.

I said, "Who are you?" into the foggy mirror,

I sound like a freaking moron.

I spilled salad dressing on myself.

I started to really believe that

I still can't believe I even get to work with her.

I still have a job?

I struggle with self esteem. So...

I talked to them, and HR is already

I think I deserve better than that.

I think I pressed the wrong floor.

I think I've earned this, right?

I think she's crazy.

I think that's the ice cream man.

I think we'd all like to hear what you'd have to say, Renee.

I think we've got more of a front of house

I think you look great all the time.

I think.

I thought I smelled animal products.

I thought that was going to bust easier.

I thought that you thought

I thought what if, even at Target,

I thought you might want a sneak peek of what's to come.

I want them to see that Lily LeClaire

I want to be here

I want to go to the room you pay to be locked in.

I want to punch you right in your dumb face right now.

I want you to look in the mirror

I want you to look into the mirror

I want you to set an intention for this ride!

I was alone.

I was just gonna

I was just taking a swing,

I was looking at the coconut shrimp

I was thinking, you can give me your number...

I was willing to do...

I was working in this tiny office, like tiny.

I was working out, but I showered.

I wasn't always like that.

I will tell you guys

I wish I could be there, but I can't.

I wish I was beautiful!

I wish I were big.

I wish...

I work here now!

I would cry so hard. Did you cry?

I would have called you.

I would have called, like, everybody.

I would have just asked to room with you

I would like to apologize.

I would never do outdoor Zumba.

I wouldn't miss our first Grouper date.

I, like, feel bad for her. I wanna like hug this girl.

I, Renee, am a receptionist.

I, uh...

I... I just assumed

I... I need you.

I... I'm so embarrassed.

I'll be fine. I just... I really, really need it.

I'll have to move back with my aunt.

I'll have to work remotely, I have pink eye.

I'll just leave as soon as the food comes, then.

I'll just pray for a miracle.

I'll just put this there.

I'll just redirect them to you.

I'll miss you. You want me to leave it open?

I'm a slightly nervous flyer, so I took a few things.

I'm about to make it rain responses.

I'm already printing out the reports,

I'm back to being me!

I'm beautiful!

I'm being serious.

I'm bugging right out, right now.

I'm bugging,

I'm definitely loving seeing you.

I'm feeling like shots.

I'm getting out of here. I'm getting a coffee.

I'm going to be like the ultimate wing woman.

I'm going to bring it every day.

I'm going to start at the top

I'm going to stay with you guys.

I'm going to take this back and go to the front.

I'm gonna head out.

I'm here to meet Avery,

I'm just a stupid idiot, dumb bitch.

I'm just asking what the number is.

I'm just getting ready for the Target pitch tomorrow.

I'm just going through a rough breakup, so...

I'm just going to be quiet.

I'm just going to take these. These are perfect.

I'm looking for Avery LeClaire.

I'm looking for Lily LeClaire, and this is not...

I'm me!

I'm not a magician. 119!

I'm not competing with this. I'm not doing it.

I'm not exactly the face they're looking for.

I'm not perfect,

I'm not who you think I am.

I'm pretty scared of you,

I'm setting you up for success.

I'm so lost.

I'm so sick of it. Aren't you sick of this?

I'm so sorry. So sorry.

I'm sorry I said that, it's just...

I'm sorry it didn't go the way you wanted it to.

I'm sorry, can you just...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I really thought we were just having fun.

I'm sorry. Sorry.

I'm strictly indoor Zumba.

I'm supposed to go meet your sister at the bar,

I'm supposed to meet her down here, but I'm really late.

I'm sure you're just in your head about it.

I'm trying to help you guys, you serious?

I'm waitin' for my girlfriend.

I've also seen you holding a lot of Brazilian models,

I've always dealt with being really insecure,

I've always seen you.

I've always wondered what it feels like to be just

I've been in three relationships.

I've been looking everywhere for you guys. I...

I've got a JD/MBA from Wharton.

I've tried everything. Vocal coaches...

If anybody needs anything, any water or anything,

If I wanted it bad enough, all my dreams could come true.

If we want to get into places like this...

If you could scoot just a little bit.

If you did, don't forget to give this video

If you just finally got the courage

If you might have some dishes...

If you need absolutely anything at all.

If you want them, I don't even like them.

If you want.

If your intention was for change,

In a knife fight, and I like that.

In about 10 seconds.

In Greece, though, not Italy.

In heating and cooling maintenance.