Licorice Pizza Edit

A full desert sled. It's out there for you, Jack.

A little forgetful, absent minded, and, um...

A pleasure.

A very ******* nose.

A wood headboard.

Absolutely.

Action, Jack.

Actresses get naked in movies all the time.

Actually, the water is too cold to allow the cigarette to burn through.

Africa.

Alana brings home stupid boyfriends all the time."

Alana doesn't have her life together.

Alana, it's Lance.

Alana, Sue. Sue, Alana.

Alana, you did it. I... We did it!

Alana, you have to be sexier

Alana, you would still be taking pictures

Alana.

Alana...

Alana's got her drink coming.

Albert Einstein. Maybe I'll see you later.

All right, Don Rickles.

All right, I should go get out of these pajamas.

All right, let that car just go past. There you go.

All right, let's get past that.

All right, people. I need some more flame.

All right.

All right. Don't list your whole resume, it's braggy.

All right. Just slow it down now, okay? There she is.

All right. Well, hey, very nice to meet you, Alana.

All that we need are people in positions of power

All you gotta do is call the world's largest manufacturer of waterbeds,

Although we're only over the targets 30 seconds,

Am I catching you at a good time?

Am I catching you at a good time?

Am I catching you at a good time?

And a councilman's schedule

And action.

And all that math homework you have to do after everything.

And Arabian vinyl

And cut. That was great.

And everybody's talking about a revolution,

And everything that I'm working towards.

And for those of you

And had a little success.

And have something to drink first, okay?

And he wanted to make sure you knew about it.

And he's gonna take down all your information,

And he's here now.

And here they are!

And his 15 year old friends all the time.

And his attractive young wife as Mioko.

And I want you to meet me on the eighth hole

And I will be at your place later, Ted.

And I wouldn't even let her have a girl sleeping...

And I've met some pretty magnificent women through my district residents.

And if they say you can do it, you can do it.

And if you don't like it, we can do a money back guarantee.

And if you've seen his pictures,

And it should be quite authentic,

And it takes some getting used to, but once you're in there, oh, Ted,

And it's open till midnight.

And just feather the brake.

And now, you're dragging this poor girl into it.

And now, you're going to be taking your boyfriend,

And Portuguese.

And produced by Todd Rundgren,

And saving the mountains, and you're talking about free Pepsi.

And settle down? Everything's gonna be fine.

And so we'll just...

And sweet.

And that wood is strong and sticks straight up against the wall.

And that's, "I'm sorry but my time is spoken for."

And the beautiful Grace Kelly.

And the men behind the guns..."

And the only thing you fucking heard was,

And the pitch is high, ball one.

And then how much was the change?

And then you have...

And then you just put your foot on the clutch

And then...

And they're just sitting there

And this waterbed business is strictly American.

And those 'little doll' waitresses

And we may be forced into a gas rationing program.

And what happens if Fat Bernie falls asleep

And whatever stupid shit you come up with.

And where we're headed.

And you could just float away on a boat.

And you have a very ******* nose,

And you speak Portuguese.

And you'd do it in a movie,

And you're a secret agent too?

And you're gonna be my best man.

And you're my friend. We're friends, Alana.

And you're old.

And, cut a rooski.

And, uh, it's with good reason,

And, Valentine, don't. Just don't in here.

And...

Annoying.

Another martini, sir?

Another?

Any other sports or special skills that I should know about?

Apurarse.

Are becoming more frequent in Los Angeles.

Are capable of doing these things.

Are dressed fittingly in colorful kimonos.

Are they older or younger?

Are you a Capricorn? Sagittarius?

Are you asking me out?

Are you athletic?

Are you doing what I think you're doing?

Are you gonna be coming there?

Are you happy?

Are you happy?

Are you joking?

Are you left handed?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you one of the actors?

Are you ready for nice dinner?

Are you ready to do a berakhah on the challah?

Are you telling me to go? I...

Arm like this. Arm like this.

Armand, I need three wing back chairs from the bar,

Art's calling me...

As if it's the only way

As it says on the sign.

As long as no one finds out who I really am."

As the Arab oil embargo continues,

As you can imagine,

Assholes!

At Everywoman's Village with Milton Farmer.

At my high school of children if it wasn't for me.

At the courts the other day? It was, like...

At the Dodgers ticket office on Stadium Way.

Aw...

Away from our office. Go down the street.

Back it up. Oh, fuck.

Barbra "Streisand."

Barbra Streisand.

Bastard.

Because I really want the paperwork to be correct.

Because I'm asking you!

Because it's such a beautiful restaurant,

Because the waterbed is the greatest thing

Because there's too much nudity

Because water in a plastic bag is a water balloon.

Because we could be the first place open that has them.

Because we could start "Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace."

Because you can always learn how to do something

Because?

Before I start asking you questions.

Before you go, I'd like the audience to meet

Being single means I have more time to work,

Besides English?

Bien. Bien. [chuckles]

Bigger, more fun, the Teen Age Fair.

Bikes to the side.

Black light.

Boo.

Boyfriend trouble?

Brian, do you see that guy over there?

Bueno.

But can I help without putting these out inside everywhere?

But don't ask me about Kuala Lumpur.

But don't worry, there are many American dishes too.

But I have to because you guys are so motherfucking late.

But I just don't really think these fit in my restaurant.

But I think as long as she's only 13, I agree.

But I'll tell you what I tell them,

But I'm sexy, right?

But if we choose one thing...

But it doesn't have to be that.

But it needn't be that way, you see.

But my personal path has led me to atheism.

But really, you remind me...

But that's what I'd like to do.

But they have free Pepsi.

But when someone wants to buy a bed,

But you can't be here right now.

But you did ask how I was gonna pay for dinner.

But you know from that, right?

But you know what, Ted?

But, ever since you've gotten here,

But, I wouldn't normally leave somebody in my house when I'm not there,

But, um...

By 5% a month

By almost 50% in one year.

By the sand trap, dos minutos. Pronto.

Bye.

Call 262 0797.

Call 451 3631 and have a Fat Bernie Waterbed

Calling from Councilman Joel Wachs' office.

Calling from Councilman Joel Wachs' office.

Calling from Joel Wachs' office.

Can I come and install the bed for you?

Can I get you something else to drink?

Can I have some quiet on the set?

Can I have two Cokes?

Can I help you?

Can I touch them?

Can we just discuss this at another time? Please.

Can you say that again? We didn't get that.

Card.

Certainly you have some prospects?

Changing the world isn't cool?

Chin up, chin up.

Close your mouth just a little bit.

Comb?

Comb?

Come here often?

Come inside when you're ready to be cool.

Come on, baby.

Come on, you wanna go see these stupid pinball machines or what?

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. How are you gonna pay?

Come out to the Pinball Palace.

Come to Fat Bernie's

Come to Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.

Como esta?

Compatible mate for me in one minute.

Congratulations.

Consequently, they're fortified accordingly.

Councilman Joel Wachs' office. This is Alana. How may I help you?

Councilman Wachs' office. Alana speaking.

December what? 13?

Delicious.

Delivered COD right to your very door.

Did he teach you how to drive?

Did he try and get a hand job from you?

Did you ever see me on the...

Did you get a chance to talk with Alana?

Did you know there was an oil embargo?

Did you know we got a big movie star here?

Did you murder someone, huh?

Did you see No Time for Honor?

Did you see Under One Roof?

Dinner tonight?

Direct sight lines, huh? Okay.

Do you dig it?

Do you even remember what my real name is?

Do you go to the movies?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Do you have a good relationship with your dad?

Do you have sisters, or brothers, or anything?

Do you know any other languages?

Do you know how to horseback ride?

Do you know who my girlfriend is?

Do you like Japanese food?

Do you love it?

Do you mean you?

Do you mind grabbing lights from the car?

Do you need some help?

Do you really wanna see my boobs?

Do you think it's weird I hang out with Gary and his friends all the time?

Do you think that would be better than the weed?

Do you understand any of this?

Do you wanna go home?

Do you want me to wait up for you?

Does it seem like she's my girlfriend?

Doing circles around that track. [laughs]

Don, thank you for calling me back so swiftly.

Don't be creepy, please.

Don't bother.

Don't call it a date. It's not a date.

Don't call me all the time. Okay?

Don't forget it.

Don't forget to sit in the bean bag chair.

Don't let him get off the phone.

Don't tell me to make it more sexy, man.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, okay?

Don't worry. I'm gonna find you, okay?

Don't wrestle on the bed, okay?

Don't you even look at me.

Don't you fucking get in that car.

Don't you get in that car.

Don't you, Jack?

Encino? I live in Encino. Where in Encino?

Ensconce yourself in your own king size waterbed

Este, don't you even look at me.

Ever since you were a kid?

Everybody rolling? Good?

Everyone, everyone! May I have your attention, please?

Excuse me, Don.

Excuse me. What the fuck?

Fantastico. [chuckles]

Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace, tonight.

Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.

Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.

Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.

Fat Bernie's waterbeds, bean bag chairs.

Fat Bernie's, how may I help you?

Fellas, you okay back there? You okay?

Fifty here.

Fire up those torches! Now!

Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. All right.

For a social life?

For coming in to G and G Agency.

For Jerry had a restaurant some 15 years in Tokyo.

For ******* girls.

For the daring, sashimi is offered.

For Tuesday's game.

Found it.

Four small children and a girl or a young woman.

Free Pepsi. Opens at sundown.

Free Pepsi... Danielle,

French...

Freshmen class portraits at 9:30.

Friday, April 2nd, 6:00 to midnight,

Fuck off, asshole.

Fuck off, teenagers!

Fuck.

Fucking Chumash Territory!

Fucking duh. What did you think it was made out of?

Fucking sardines packed in a can.

Gary fucking Valentine, if you get in that...

Gary just came by and dropped off a flier for his Pinball Palace.

Gary Valentine.

Gary,

Gary, don't worry.

Gary, Gary, Gary, I see Alana.

Gary, I wanna help,

Gary, I'm gonna take you, it's fine.

Gary, that's filled with gas.

Gary!

Gary?

Gary.

Gary.

Gary. Hi. I'm the manager here.

George Peppard. That's great, that's great.

Get him on the phone, man, or get him down here.

Get in.

Get some gas, I'll be on my way.

Gets boring, but you know...

Gets complicated.

Give it a try,

Go ask Brian if you're cool.

Go on, like a tiger. Off it. Go.

Go on!

Go say something to him.

Go, just make a left here.

Go.

Go. Let's go. Let's go.

God Almighty.

God damn it, Steve.

God! Fuck. Son of a bitch. Fucking shit!

God.

Goddamn sons of bitches don't even know where they are.

Good morning. This is Alana Kane

Good morning. This is Alana Kane

Good morning. This is Alana Kane

Good people of The Cock,

Good to see you, too.

Good to see you. How you doing?

Good.

Good. Divorced, but, uh...

Good. I'll pass the baton off to you.

Gotta stop fighting with everyone all the time.

Great for your back and your neck.

Gritted teeth and fixed bayonets.

Groove on that.

Guess I'll see you later?

Guest band and a free Pepsi. Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace.

Guitar.

Guys, calm down.

Ha! Sherman Oaks.

Hand as many of these out as you can.

Hand me that jacket.

Hardcore, Alana!

Harold.

Has got Jack riding a motorcycle,

Have a nice little picture of you guys, and...

Have fun in Attica, dickhead.

Have that every night with a Soggy Bottom waterbed.

Have you ever seen him on a bike?

Have you guys ever been to the ocean?

He asked about Brian.

He does a little.

He doesn't look weird to you?

He has the heater, the headboard, the side ashtrays,

He is a miracle worker.

He keeps looking over here like a creep.

He keeps me locked up inside.

He lost five games to nothing. So that's done.

He said he was gonna kill Greg.

He said that?

He was gonna take me out of here.

He was maybe gonna be my boyfriend.

He's a mess. Forgets everything.

He's all scruffy.

He's also really smart and a good businessman.

He's been there all morning.

He's cute for a little hustler.

He's gotta get down here.

He's in bed by 7:30.

He's in bed by 7:30.

He's in here all the time. He's a friend of Jerry's.

He's never gonna win, is he?

Head right here, facing that way.

Headed south on Argyle.

Hebrew.

Hello, boys.

Hello, gorgeous.

Hello, handsome.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Helping my friend with his waterbed business.

Henrietta no. I think she's too young.

Her grandmother and mother love to cook.

Here it is.

Here we go.

Here, why don't I take the wheel,

Here. Don't know whose it is.

Hey, "Soggy Bottom" sounds like someone shit their pants.

Hey, Alana. What are you doing here?

Hey, can you hear me? Buddy, stop!

Hey, Frisbee.

Hey, Gary, can I steal you for a second?

Hey, hey, buddy, buddy, buddy.

Hey, I'm telling you to fuck off, man.

Hey, man, cool out.

Hey, Mark, how ya doing?

Hey, that's him?

Hey, you still work at Tiny Toes?

Hey.

Hey. We can always do take out tonight.

Hi, Alana.

Hi, Gary. Please step up over here.

Hi, it's Alana Kane.

Hi, it's Steve. Mmm hmm.

Hi, welcome to Fat Bernie's.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. And who is this, Gary?

Hi. I was wondering, if you're not too busy,

His friends know him simply as Jerry,

His name is Mr. Jack Holden.

Hmm? Oh, yeah, I'm on my way.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. How would you know?

Hola.

Hold on, people. Single file.

Hold on.

Hop on.

Hopefully, you never fucking meet her.

Hoping we'll come.

How about a, uh, cold read?

How about your dad?

How are you doing?

How are you gonna pay for dinner?

How are you gonna pay?

How are you gonna remember it?

How big is your penis hole?

How did we survive?

How do you know him?

How do you like working at Tiny Toes?

How have I never seen you before? How have we never met?

How long you guys been together?

How may I help you?

How old are you?

How you think of this?

How'd it turn out?

How's things back here?

How's your day going?

However, I must respectfully refuse. I'm an atheist.

I also thought you might wanna know that he ordered a waterbed this evening.

I am getting a lot more requests

I beg your pardon?

I can be your friend but I can't be your girlfriend.

I can get us martinis.

I can hear you breathing.

I can see that.

I can sing, and I can dance.

I can't do the blessing, but thank you.

I can't take you to New York for The Jerry Best Show.

I can't understand. No, because you don't tell me these things.

I can't, I'm working.

I come from Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

I didn't call this girl. You called her.

I didn't say a word.

I didn't see it before. That's... Wow.

I do, too.

I don't care where you eat. Wait, where are your parents

I don't know a Tony.

I don't know a word about you.

I don't know how to do anything else.

I don't know what's cool?

I don't know who your friends are, if you've got parents...

I don't know why I come down here all the time,

I don't know, Gary. [sighs]

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. What do you like?

I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.

I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not.

I don't really know what that is.

I don't think you should call the party off, or...

I don't think you're gonna be asking any questions.

I don't understand.

I don't wanna keep you too long, but, um,

I don't want you to have to bear the burden in case we hit it.

I feel like I've been with Rainbow for 10 minutes,

I fucked up Danielle's guitar.

I fucked up Danielle's guitar.

I get this feeling I was meant to know you, Alana.

I go there every Thursday for dinner.

I got 400. 400.

I got a couple of dollars' worth, but, I'm afraid for the weekend.

I got a really good idea.

I got your gas right here, Jon.

I gotta do some prep. I'll see you kids later.

I grabbed my bag and my guitar, and I came to California.

I had the chicken.

I hang out with more people than that.

I hate working at Tiny Toes.

I have integrity.

I have to go to Las Vegas.

I have to wait until my work is done.

I haven't done anything to you, Joel.

I heard other things, too.

I hope so. I hope so.

I imagine someday soon somebody's gonna come along

I just did a guest spot on Banacek with George Peppard for NBC.

I just wanna see how you want these orders written out.

I kept it inside, but what I wanted to say was,

I knew that was what you were thinking.

I know it's spinning, and it's gotta spin back.

I know she likes the bean bag, but you need the Big Bernie.

I know you know I knew

I know you're gonna love our wet beds.

I know, I know.

I know, I've heard all the jokes.

I know.

I like Chadney's.

I like it.

I like that.

I like that.

I like the way you look.

I live in Sherman Oaks.

I love his work with young actors.

I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day.

I love it so much.

I love it. I love it so much.

I love the name. Yeah.

I love you, Gary.

I mean, ever since I was a kid, I've been

I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg.

I might...

I need a bottle of Everclear,

I need plenty of grease from the kitchen.

I need to get my life together.

I parked on the side so no one would hit it.

I really don't.

I saw two of my best Black friends beheaded in the Congo.

I slip around the corner to Tail o' the Cock for my dinner.

I started a new company, and, um, I'm looking for some pinball machines.

I studied Krav Maga.

I take my brother Greg to Tastee Freez around 6:30,

I take my brother Greg to Tastee Freez around 6:30,

I talked to all my people with the court.

I think I can make a right and get us to the 76 station.

I think I know where I can find some LSD.

I think it's weird that I hang out with Gary

I think it's weird.

I think so.

I think the cuisine is not mentioned.

I think they'd like that.

I think we did talk about that, didn't we?

I thought it was like a rubber.

I thought it was, um...

I told you I'm a good actress, Gary. I told you.

I told you that?

I told you to make it more sexy, I didn't tell you,

I told you to say no to that, Alana.

I trust you.

I used to work with Julie Andrews.

I wanna introduce you to my old friend, Matthew.

I want you to be horrified.

I want you to have dinner with me, not my work.

I want you to myself.

I was born into Judaism,

I was calling to see if you still work for Joel Wachs?

I was in New York on a PR trip for Under One Roof. The Jerry Best Show.

I was only two off.

I was trying to stay cool though.

I was trying to stay...

I will never speak to you ever again.

I will.

I would get naked in a movie if it gave me the part.

I would say, "Thank you very much for the compliment."

I would say, "Thank you very much for the compliment."

I'd lay it down and show you how it works.

I'll be right there.

I'll get us four martinis right now.

I'll make a joke just for you.

I'll make that call to the girl selected by a computer...

I'll see you on the tarmac.

I'll see you soon.

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'll take two Cokes, Brenda.

I'll tell you intimacies I've shared with no one.

I'm 10 minutes away, I'll be right over. Thank you so much, Don.

I'm 28.

I'm a politician.

I'm a real estate agent.

I'm a showman.

I'm afraid you're gonna be upset with me.

I'm all right!

I'm calling to ask if you've heard

I'm calling to ask if you've heard

I'm coming, Nancy!

I'm cooler than you.

I'm doing fine.

I'm eliminating state property tax for the elderly,

I'm glad I'm here, too.

I'm going out.

I'm gonna be here

I'm gonna blow this stop sign.

I'm gonna kill you and your family

I'm good. Good, it's good to see you.

I'm great, yes. Of course.

I'm *******.

I'm Jon Peters.

I'm just gonna give this to you.

I'm just saying that if she asks you

I'm like a fucking doctor.

I'm not 16, I'm 15.

I'm not driving you.

I'm not fucking waiting in this motherfucker.

I'm not going on a date with you, "kid." You're 15.

I'm not going on a date with you, man. You're 15.

I'm not going on a date with you. You're 12.

I'm not going on any dates.

I'm not gonna forget you.

I'm not gonna see you later.

I'm not telling you where I live, creep. Come on.

I'm not trying to brag,

I'm not trying to pressure you.

I'm old?

I'm patient. I'm a patient man.

I'm really glad you're here.

I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.

I'm sorry, I don't wanna make you any more late

I'm sorry. Are you rolling? Did you...

I'm sure.

I'm taking you to The Mikado next time.

I'm tired, and I'm here at dinner.

I'm very happy, Gary.

I'm waiting for my friend.

I'm working for him.

I've been right here the whole time.

I've been very organized, capable, and inspired.

I've done three sketches on The Merv Griffin Show.

I've gone to his house three times to pick up paperwork.

I've never had a martini before.

I've never met anyone left handed before.

I've seen how you do your homework.

Idiot.

If he stays there too long, I'll say something.

If I ask for your phone number, would you give it to me?

If I say yes and we go on a date for dinner,

If I'm gonna call Art, I need to know 100% that this thing is passing.

If it's convenient within your plans,

If it's not his wallet, it's his keys or his briefcase.

If she asks if you can dance, say yes.

If the Arab countries keep that pledge,

If we get lucky and make the light at Ventura,

If we mentioned the cuisine.

If you can do something that you might not know how to do,

If you can get there.

If you could come meet me for a drink?

If you don't mind, Councilman Wachs.

If you don't mind, let's have you... Yeah.

If you ever say anything to anyone, I'm never speaking to you ever again.

If you fuck up my house.

If you make the left, the Mobil station's closer.

If you wanna come and say hello,

If you want it more sexy, I'll make it fucking horny.

If you're a good parent, and you're watching...

If you're happy, I'm happy.

Imagine what that would feel like, if I shoved that excuse up there.

In LA for the first time since...

In motion picture history.

In my public relations company.

In our factories, our cars, our homes, our offices,

In the first place so, of course it took this long.

In your public relations company?

Interesting development to the plot, Henri.

Is a delightful dinery featuring foods of Japan,

Is everything okay?

Is Gary here?

Is he a shit?

Is hidden in those mountainsides.

Is it circumcised?

Is it okay if I tell you something?

Is she gonna be taking her boyfriend to his house,

Is she like that all the time?

Is that Rex damn Blau?

Is that your campaign slogan?

Is that your girlfriend?

Is there a problem?

Is there a time that's convenient for you, within your plans,

Is this lines

Is Todd Rundgren's new album.

Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?

It doesn't make you hot?

It gets better.

It is whatever you think it is.

It is?

It means that you're deficient in vitamin K.

It moves in a similar way to the ocean...

It says "Land ho!" right there.

It was good. Went well.

It won't bite.

It would reduce their production

It's a great night for a jump.

It's a lifetime."

It's a table for four, please. Table 38?

It's all mine.

It's an outmoded discriminatory law

It's built for you.

It's funny, we were just talking about that.

It's hard to tell, I don't speak Japanese.

It's important.

It's KPPC Pasadena, we've got The Doors coming up next.

It's martial arts from Israel. It's used in combat.

It's modern edge.

It's more like, "How to use a pen to stab someone's eye out."

It's my nozzle now.

It's never about me, and that's why I'm sad.

It's nice to meet you.

It's nice, isn't it?

It's not easy. Gary can't do it.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's only seven numbers.

It's over.

It's probably pretty difficult for somebody

It's regular sized.

It's small on the bottom.

It's the end of the world, Greggo.

It's the way of the streets.

It's what I'm meant to do.

Jack, I don't know how to ride a motorcycle.

Jack, Matty, bikes to the side.

Jack!

Jacket. Mmm hmm.

Jerry, I want to talk to you about this,

Joel, you're the youngest councilman in the city,

Jon Peters' Ferrari...

Juniors will be during lunch.

Just come say hello.

Just finish locking up.

Just leave him.

Just like you're not gonna forget me.

Just one small drink.

Just say yes.

Just see a little bit of teeth.

Just stop.

Keep it with the grass.

Keep the energy up, Kiki.

Keep your gas. Attaboy. Attaboy.

Kelly?

Kevin!

King size Fat Bernie waterbed if you act now.

Kirk got me stoned.

Kirk.

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Pasadena.

Lance, how's things in Hollywood for you?

Lance?

Lance.

Lance...

Latin...

Leave it to Beaver?

Let me introduce to you, Mrs. Alana Valentine.

Let me introduce you

Let me introduce you to everybody.

Let me introduce you. Hey, Ted. Ah, he's busy.

Let me see.

Let me take you over here, "Land Ho, The Riverboat,"

Let that steak get cold.

Let's do it right. Let's sit down

Let's go home.

Let's have you stand with your mother over here, yeah?

Let's hear it for all of the finalists.

Let's just go to Northridge Lumber,

Let's ride.

Let's say, if she asks you if you can sing, say yes.

Let's try...

Like a regular penis, I guess.

Like a scientific fabric.

Like, "Land ho..."

Liquid luxury for you.

Listen, Dad, he's an atheist, and an actor,

Listen, young lady,

Little bit of teeth. Little bit of teeth.

Long red brown hair. Suspect is armed and dangerous.

Look at me, I can't even remember what I'm saying.

Look at you, you cocky motherfucker.

Look. Look, look. Over there. You see?

Looks like he's coming in hot.

Looks like it was a long date.

Louis says provide separate rooms. Tracy?

Love to Tatum.

Love you, Greggo.

Love you, too.

Lovely. Lovely. Look that way. Look that way.

Lucy, I wanna tell you how much we enjoyed your visit tonight.

Made a left into the Palladium.

Made with, also, Arabian vinyl.

Magical. Magical.

Marina, do you agree with Chuck?

Mary is Miss Burbank.

Maybe all you wanna do is just

Me?

Mikado is for the gourmet and the non gourmet alike."

Mirror?

Mirror? Comb? No?

Miss Streisand?

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm hmm. Yeah. Okay.

Mmm hmm. Yes, and that's that, and this is dinner,

Mom, do you wanna eat the burgers in the car

More flame.

Motherfucker.

Move it.

Move to Mr. Clean Tuesday at Earth.

My birthday is not till next month.

My dad was in the Israeli Army. We all know it.

My mom's in Las Vegas right now

My name's Alana.

My only problem in life is that I love tail too much.

My parents are dead.

Never flown this bird before.

Next time?

Next up, from the heart of Burbank is Mary.

Next. Next.

Nice to meet you.

Nice.

Nirvana, and others.

No age limit at Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace tonight.

No boyfriend.

No one you'd know.

No trouble, no trouble.

No, 'cause I'm not a teenager.

No, but he looked really sad.

No, but you can get the bed

No, Gary didn't come in tonight.

No, I know. I know. I know.

No, I'm honored to meet you. Thank you for coming on board.

No, I'm partners with Gary now.

No, no, Joel.

No, no, no, we ran out of gas. You have to push the truck.

No, no, no. Keep it with the grass, man.

No, no, no. Mioko is gone.

No, no. You mischievous man.

No, thank you, Henri.

No, that is not my girlfriend.

No, we're not open. Yes, I'm the real Herman Munster,

No, you're my first customer.

No?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. "Streisand."

No. I mean...

No. She works for me.

No. Why is that bad?

Nobody's gonna sleep on mattresses anymore.

Nope. No Sonny.

Not from me.

Not much.

Not one of you had said, suggested sleeping with the kids.

Not this jungle.

Not too down, so look up, look up. Uh...

Nothing is about us.

Nothing really happens in Intercourse, you know.

Nothing will puncture. We tested it.

Now I gotta get back to work and you have to get back to class.

Now if you have a pair of headphones,

Now on Bearsville Records,

Now, back to the ship.

Now, cut the comedy. Don't be an ass out there.

Now, I'm gonna take you over here. This is the...

Now, I'm telling you,

Now, you know what I'd like to say...

Now, you'll even love yourself for it.

Number 12 guy?

Of a dog.

Of an English pit bull dog...

Of course I go to the movies.

Of course, I'm happy!

Of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local...

Of the councilman's efforts to reduce corruption in our local...

Officers?

Oh, come on.

Oh, fantastic. I will make a note of that.

Oh, fuck off, Danielle.

Oh, hey, Alana.

Oh, hi, Councilman.

Oh, hi, Kiki.

Oh, man, are you kidding? My mind's racing,

Oh, man.

Oh, my... Alana! Hard! Core!

Oh, my... We did it! We... You...

Oh, nice to meet you.

Oh, of course.

Oh, oh, Yoko san.

Oh, shit. Look at this line, man.

Oh, shut it, you little shit.

Oh, Ted, I love that name.

Oh, the "Hand Man."

Oh, they'll... They'll move out of the way.

Oh, things are going real well, Jerry.

Oh, well. Eager. [chuckles]

Oh, wow, thank you. Uh,

Oh, yeah, that's Len Barton's thing.

Oh, yeah, you do.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Smooth. Smooth, yeah. Just breathe.

Oh, you smell so good. Whoo!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh. [giggles sheepishly]

Oh. Fat Bernie is so mean, Ted.

Oh. Yes, Africa.

Okay, do you have enough room? Yeah?

Okay, I'll see you later, Frisbee.

Okay, I'll take you.

Okay, now, stop it.

Okay, Steve's gonna look after you while I'm gone.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Let's just...

Okay. Let's sell some beds.

Okay. Mark it.

Okay. Okay, you're out of here.

Okay. Right along the ridge. Right along the ridge.

Okay. Say hi to your sisters for me.

Okay...

Older.

On Hatteras.

On the way home last night

On your feet now, follow me to the eighth hole.

Once you get the part.

One more time.

Or at home?

Or he's in Paris,

Or if he's in Rio de Janeiro.

Or is this real?

Or make sure they all have their own sleeping bags?

Or seven other ways.

Or shit in pants.

Or this way.

Or to your house?

Or try this all new vest suit look.

Or, uh, maybe you wanna tell somebody that you love them,

Our highest end model, and also made from 100% Arabian vinyl.

Out there, sleep and dream technology.

Pacific Waterbeds presents Fat Bernie's Waterbeds.

Pacific Waterbeds.

Peace and love, baby.

Perfect, man, you still got it.

Photo booth.

Pinball Palace tonight.

Pinball Palace. Opens at sundown.

Please come and work with us. We need you.

Pop. Pop. Pop.

Presents some of the most outstanding feature films

Pretty much ruins the social life anyways, so...

Provide separate rooms, uh uh.

Put that dinner down.

Rainbow loves horses and archery.

Real estate.

Really appreciate it, Anita.

Really?

Really?

Remember, there are still tickets available

Right down the stairs, young man.

Right now. Mmm hmm.

Right on your back, or right here.

Right, straight away.

Rise and shine.

Robert Goulet, Dean Martin or something.

Rock with Jericho, Crystal Fire,

Roll camera A.

Roll camera B.

Roll sound.

Salisbury steak.

Sam Yorty and his cronies would gladly destroy this beautiful

Say "no!"

Says you.

Scooch over.

Sexier.

Sexier. Make it sexier.

She helped make those TV spots, actually.

She used to be my babysitter.

She was difficult.

She works with me on the campaign.

She'll fucking... You think I'm bad.

She's been such a terrific help.

She's going to be taking you to your house.

Single file. There we go.

Sisters.

Six, three, four, five.

Sixth inning with the Dodgers leading two to nothing.

So as soon as I graduated high school,

So how'd you become such a hotshot actor?

So I can call you. [chuckles softly]

So I don't really have trouble.

So I'm gonna leave you here.

So it's a form of karate, let's say?

So just say yes to whatever she asks.

So tell me.

So what are we working towards?

So what's your name?

So why don't you just go on back to your little office

So you'd be naked in a movie, but you wouldn't make out with me?

So you're the youngest?

So, Alana, what are your plans?

So, Alana, you came to meet me for a drink.

So, Councilman,

So, Gary tells me that you've been studying

So, here's where we're gonna be spending most of our time.

So, how many dots is it?

So, it's cold?

So, just say yes. To whatever she asks you, just say yes.

So, thank you for that.

So, this is what I wanna say to you.

So, um, what's going on with the analysis?

So, we should give your customers some weed

So, we're going to the movies right now and I'm on my way to pick her up,

So, with all due respect, no, sir.

Someone did their toes.

Something about the serenity, though?

Song and dance man? [chuckles]

Sonny and Cher, Tim. Sonny and Cher.

Sophomore class portraits at 10:30.

Sounds like it.

Sounds like you just sold a waterbed, Alana.

Steve. Steve.

Stop for a sec, guys.

Stop playing. Stop playing. Leave.

Stop using time as an excuse, Alana. Our roads took us here.

Stop.

Stop.

Sue Pomerantz.

Sue, Kirk, and Mark?

Sure, let's do it.

Sure.

Suspect headed south on Vine, turned left on Selma.

Suspect is armed and dangerous.

Suspect is wearing a blue shirt, white pants.

Sweetheart, do not embarrass Mommy, okay? Have fun.

Taco mini bike.

Take it.

Taking care of the Hacienda Hotel,

Taking photos of kids for their yearbooks when I'm 30.

Talkative. I like that.

Tall, inexpensive prick.

Tarzana Bobs. Sounds good.

Ted.

Tell Henrietta no?

Tell Henrietta no. That's, that's...

Tell me, what time can you be over with that bed?

Tess, this is Alana...

Than the waitresses. Thank you.

Than we are accustomed to using.

Than you already are. You can leave.

Thank you both for coming. [chuckles dryly]

Thank you for calling Fat Bernie's. Have a nice day.

Thank you for having me again.

Thank you, Alana. Thank you for coming.

Thank you, Councilman.

Thank you, Gary. Really appreciate it.

Thank you, good people.

Thank you, Matthew.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks so much, Alana. See you soon.

That and, like, 100 other things you've done.

That I could come lay some eyes on the equipment?

That is a bed made of water, sweetheart.

That is a great question.

That is some real narcissism, okay?

That must be quite some cross to bear.

That only their friends can afford.

That salad can wait.

That sounds great.

That sounds nice.

That wasn't hard.

That you agreed with me on that one.

That's a lot.

That's a subplot we've been developing.

That's an excuse I'm gonna shove up your fucking penis hole, man.

That's for squares.

That's gonna get me to the movies on time.

That's good.

That's great news 'cause I can drive myself.

That's great.

That's illegal.

That's it.

That's it. We'll do it together, okay?

That's my friend, don't think about that.

That's my Rainbow. Rainbow rides.

That's not exactly agreeing with them, but...

That's not him.

That's old hat, Jack.

That's only funny to you guys.

That's right. That's right.

That's so good, Alana.

That's what I'm doing.

That's where I'll be.

That's where I'm most myself.

That's why I called.

The beds are made from vinyl, Gary.

The best district in the world.

The Bridges of Toko San...

The councilman forgot his wallet.

The entire staff,

The food's magnificent.

The fuck are you staring at? Push the truck.

The fuel crisis need not mean...

The hell you are.

The jungle.

The Mikado?

The one time, the one time that I wanna feel comfortable,

The phone's ringing.

The Salisbury steak is delicious. How's the chicken?

The situation will become increasingly worse

The Teen Age Fair is not open, all right?

The way I look at it...

The worst conditions.

Their new restaurant Mikado

Then every day through Easter.

Then you know that every goddamn one of them

Then you're a fucking Jew!

There was a man hanging around the office earlier,

There's my star. There's my star.

There's no floor model for me to try?

There's no gas o in the goddamn car o, Steve o.

There's, like, a million kids in that movie.

These cigarettes?

These ones right here?

They did have steak back here? Good, good.

They don't have taxis in the desert.

They don't wanna think about shitting or shitty diapers,

They present Fat Bernie's king size waterbeds."

They were killed in an automobile accident five years ago.

They were nice people.

They will reduce oil production

They're all shits, aren't they?

They're good.

They're not gonna let you do the press tour without a chaperone.

They're small, but...

They're the most important targets in all of Korea.

They're working. Just come say hi.

Think about it for a while, then maybe I'll give you a call back.

Third generation chef.

Thirty nine dollars and 95 cents for your very own

This is a free country...

This is Fat Bernie's personal king size mattress.

This is fate that brought us together.

This is my new wife, Kimiko. [chuckles]

This is our "Arabian Night,"

This is our "Big Bernie."

This is public land which the state bought for $34,000

This is Tail o' the Cock, this is my place.

This is the end for you. I'm coming to get you.

This man needs a drink!

This says you know how to ride a horse.

Those are the Bridges of Toko San, Nancy."

Those wonderful 18 children...

Three Beavers.

To be a part of all the social events that I'm a part of.

To be honest, I don't know what she is.

To distract from what our first priority is.

To happen to sleep since the invention of the inner spring."

To help sell waterbeds.

To remember to be who they were when they were voted in.

To the Earth in PV this Tuesday.

To the greatest invention in sleeping since the inner spring.

To the right.

Toko San!

Toko San! Toko San!

Toko San! Toko San!

Toko San! Toko San! Toko San! Toko San!

Toluca Lake neighborhood council thing.

Too many "Fat Bernie's."

Turn your legs around.

Twenty one's there.

Two runs, three hits, and no errors.

Uh huh.

Uh, do you know how to do fencing?

Uh, do you think we should mention

Uh, it's a pleasure to meet you, Gary.

Uh, Ted.

Uh, this is my lady friend, Alana.

Uh... A martini.

Um, I have my dad's pipe.

Um, I've been known to be

Um, it's Brenda.

Um, you see, I don't think it's wise for my personal life

Um, you were running late,

Um...

Um...

Um... "It's the classic design copied by all the others."

Um... Spanish...

Unfortunately. What are you doing?

Until the Israelis withdraw from occupied territory.

Valentine.

Vietnam, you know?

Vinyl is made from oil.

Vodka gin.

Wait a sec. What were the five?

Wait till you meet

Wait, what?

Wait, you go all the way from Encino to Tail o' the Cock for dinner?

Wait, you leave your brother alone? How old is he?

Waiting for us,

Wanna meet at Tarzana Bobs?

Wanted to introduce you to a friend of mine. This is Alana Kane.

Wants to have a co ed slumber party.

Watch for me on stage. I'll send you a signal.

We agree. I would tell her no. No, no slumber parties.

We always disagree. [laughs]

We always do.

We bring Toko San right here to Encino.

We could have a quick drink, I was thinking, Rive Gauche?

We did it.

We did this together, didn't we?

We do PR for Tail o' the Cock and Chadney's.

We don't have wood headboards.

We don't wanna get it wrong on the first day, do we?

We got Fireball, we got Jive Time...

We got it.

We got it. Yeah, we got it. I think we got it.

We have Richard. They're in a meeting.

We have Spencer, Chuck's on the phone.

We need you.

We speak the same language, huh? We're both from the streets.

We tested it under, like,

We think you'll be delighted."

We will have to use less fuel

We would wanna make sure that actresses under consideration

We'll see. I doubt it, but we'll see.

We're burning daylight!

We're done, let's go.

We're going back up the hill, okay?

We're going to Korea?

We're gonna fly low and straight

We're gonna fly right between them.

We're gonna need to take five. I'm so sorry.

We're here, we're having dinner.

We're Japanese,

We're making phone calls.

We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. Remember that.

We're... You know.

Weird ohs.

Welcome to Fat Bernie's.

Welcome to our campaign.

Well, do you need volunteers?

Well, fuck you, then.

Well, fuck you, then.

Well, he wanted to see if we would go.

Well, I didn't know what to say.

Well, I don't know what that is. What is "Quick Draw McGraw"?

Well, I really need to know soon,

Well, I think he misses you.

Well, if it's not just for sleeping, I think you mean it's for sex.

Well, in the summer, it is, and in the winter, it isn't.

Well, last week I did Three Beavers.

Well, let's not have any trouble, please.

Well, no, I'm not a secret agent.

Well, no, I'm not.

Well, now that you mention it...

Well, thank you for picking up my call. Have a good day, Jimmy.

Well, that's good.

Well, that's just not how the world works, is it?

Well, the bed's not just for sleeping, Alana.

Well, then you need to grow up.

Well, tonight you might want a different table.

Well, tonight, you're lucky, 'cause tonight,

Well, we better get some,

Well, whomever he or she may be, or maybe you have two or three,

Well, you can't go to New York without a parent or a guardian.

Well, you're certainly right.

Wet inside.

What are we doing?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? We don't have beds.

What are you doing? What are you thinking, huh?

What are you guys talking about?

What are you? You're like a little... [smacks lips]

What business should I be in?

What did he say?

What did she just say?

What did you do, Gary?

What do you mean?

What do you think I'm doing?

What do you think of item for newspaper?

What do you wanna do if you're not gonna do hair?

What do your dates say about that?

What does your penis look like?

What does your penis look like?

What else did he say?

What else have you been in?

What is our first priority?

What is that?

What is this, "Say everything twice"?

What is this? What is this?

What is your problem?

What little money I had on me,

What more do you want from me?

What should Mom do, Mike?

What would you say to the people that say,

What would you say to the people that think

What you got, motherfucker?

What you think of this waterbed?

What, do you have drugs on you?

What?

What?

What?

What'd you have for lunch?

What's funny?

What's that?

What's that? What is that? V? Is that for "vagina"?

What's up?

What's wrong with that, Gary?

What's your future look like?

What's your name?

What's your name?

What's your name?

What've you been up to, man?

Whatever she asks, just say yes.

When everyone knew it was worth millions.

When I see all the suffering in the world.

Where are we?

Where are you going?

Where are your parents?

Where do you live?

Where the fuck is the... God damn.

Where were you?

Where'd he go?

Where's Gary?

Where's Gary?

Where's he going?

Wherever tapes and records are sold.

Whether he's in the jungle, or he's in Manila,

Which is also made out of oil, dipshit.

Which is becoming very fashionable.

Which is very powerful.

Which leaves me back here.

While he's smoking in his waterbed?

While sipping American or Japanese spirits.

White male, aged 16, long red brown hair.

Who agrees with telling Henrietta no.

Who perhaps may have seen a little film called,

Who said Blau?

Who thinks you're cool, Gary?

Who wants to be famous?

Who'll wanna share that with me, so...

Who's really trying to make a change on how this city runs,

Who's this pretty thing?

Who's your friend?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Whoa. Whoa.

Why am I even staying in this?

Why are you doing that? Why do people keep doing that?

Why are you dressed like that? Were you on a date?

Why don't you get out of here?

Why don't you just back in the driveway, and then you can go straight.

Why don't you put your hand on her shoulder? And then, ma'am,

Why don't you tell Fat Bernie you have work to do and get out of there?

Why not?

Why not?

Why should I give you my phone number?

Why won't you ask someone your age to see their boobs?

Why would you do that? Why would you do that?

Will affect the lives of each and every one of us.

Will you handle that crowd for me?

Will you stop with the googly eyes?

With a 10 day money back guarantee if you're not satisfied.

With a frame, it's a bed.

With direct sight lines.

With no element of surprise.

With nobody around to bother you.

With sex appeal...

With special guest brings a super soulful group

With that other instructor

With the exception of Jerry, is Japanese,

Without the great bounce.

Won't you come in and take a closer look at it.

Wonderful.

Wonderful.

Working. What are you doing?

Would you mind to play Grace?

Wow, super hot chaperone, Gar. Nice one.

Wow, you get right in there and you do it.

Wow. Hi. How are you?

Wow. You have a little, um...

Yeah, but it can be small. That's fine.

Yeah, but that doesn't mean he's not gonna win.

Yeah, he's asking all the time.

Yeah, hold on one second.

Yeah, I love that kid.

Yeah, I'm in charge.

Yeah, motherfucker, that's right.

Yeah, my eyes need someplace to go.

Yeah, that is actually a good idea.

Yeah, we'll do it together, okay? Here we go.

Yeah, yeah, okay. Okay, stop the car.

Yeah, you fucking... Yeah, that's right.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I have a mean, old boss that makes me work all day.

Yeah. Who's this?

Yeah. You didn't know that?

Yeah. Your brother? I'm gonna fucking choke

Yello. Gary Valentine here.

Yes and no.

Yes, and I wish that we had space to include everything

Yes, he just left.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I am.

Yes, I can do both.

Yes, I can fence.

Yes, I sure do.

Yes, I'm calling...

Yes, I'm happy. Are you happy?

Yes, I'm staying.

Yes, I'm upset because nothing is about me.

Yes, of course.

Yes, of course. How could I forget?

Yes, please.

Yes, you. It'll be nice, right?

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. I helped with the "Integrity" billboard.

Yes. Sure will. Thanks, Miss Streisand. Uh huh. Bye.

You are pressuring me.

You are Rainbow.

You are. That's what you're doing.

You asked me to come to dinner.

You better get 'em out and get 'em cranked up

You blew it, man. You blew it. Did she call?

You can get them today

You can have one delivered to your very door.

You can impress your lady friend.

You can tell me, you know.

You can tell them with a king size Fat Bernie waterbed.

You can tell your crew to stop.

You can wear the new Sears 10 in 1 suit this way.

You can't even keep your own stories straight.

You can't go through here.

You cannot treat me like this.

You come here trying to be all pretty for me,

You didn't fuck up my house, did you?

You don't bring this idiot to Shabbat dinner here.

You don't even know what's going on in the world.

You don't listen to me.

You go out and make me feel uncomfortable.

You have a bigger serve.

You have a dinner tonight, sir?

You have a tincture in your left eye.

You have a very powerful feeling.

You have a warm smile,

You have to pass through "Faithful"

You just have to hold on tight.

You know I'm 25, right?

You know what I got out there in the parking lot right now?

You know what? Here.

You know where she works, right?

You know, keep up with my busy schedule.

You know, we spent the day with a great man

You know...

You ladies look great.

You look so great.

You need to take more vitamin D and cod liver oil.

You okay? Can you see okay?

You ready? We good?

You remember that relaxing feeling of just laying on the water?

You remind me of Grace.

You see that Daytona Ferrari?

You see, I just can't believe there's a God

You seem to have a very firm body.

You shiny, golden,

You should come straight away.

You should just go to his pinball store.

You should start your own business.

You shut up.

You smoke those cigarettes, you're gonna throw up like a little bitch.

You son of a bitch from hell, get over here.

You tell Henrietta no. She's too young.

You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine

You think you're funny, huh? You think you're funny?

You thinker! You think things!

You told me to make it more sexy.

You told me to say yes to everything, remember?

You will lose out on work if you're not willing to do nudity.

You work here?

You'd show the whole world your boobs, but I'm not allowed to see?

You'd show your boobs in a movie but you wouldn't show them to me!

You're 25? When's your birthday?

You're a goddamn fucking fighter, aren't you?

You're also its only bachelor.

You're always thinking things, you thinker.

You're an actress. You should be an actress.

You're blocking the entrance!

You're going to jail for murder.

You're gonna be rich in a mansion by the time you're 16.

You're gonna break the machine.

You're gonna go on your own? Big man.

You're hilarious.

You're looking at Tony.

You're never gonna remember me.

You're not cool, and your breath smells.

You're not exactly sure how you're gonna do it,

You're not supposed to ask a girl how old she is.

You're not supposed to ask that.

You're really good at it.

You're right, it doesn't matter to me.

You're staring at our office.

You're such a delicate creature.

You're such an actor. You're such an actor.

You're sweet, Gary.

You're talking about pinball machines...

You're too young and don't have enough experience?

You're very cool. What do you play?

You've been eating your vegetables.

You've really grown a lot, huh?

Your brother out right in front of you.

Your loved one will love you for it."

Your name is Valentine?

Your waterbed fans?

225,000 square acre mountain chain for favors, payoffs, and ugly houses

650cc.

758 4686.

758 4686.

2001. Fireball. Jive Time.

"Sand." "Sand." Yeah, like "sands."

"Streisand." "Streisand."

[Alana] Goodbye. Bye.

[Alana] Hi, Dad. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

[Alana] Hi. [Joel] Hi.

[Alana] Mm hmm. [Jon] You sure?

[Alana] Really? Yeah.

[Alana] What? [Dad] What's going on?

[Alana] Yeah. No. [Jon] We didn't hit it at all.

[all applauding] Yeah.

[Anita] Hmm. The pleasant quiet?

[Anita] Mmm. [woman] Exactly.

[Anita] Oh. She's wondering

[boy 1] Bonzai! Oh!

[boy 2] Cherry bomb! [bursting]

[Brian on phone] Hello? Brian?

[camera whirring] I understand it's crazy,

[car engine idling] [car radio playing faintly]

[Chuck] No. [host] Chuck says,

[chuckles] [Gary] Um...

[chuckles] That's funny.

[chuckles] There he is. [Gary] Jerry.

[coughs] It's true.

[cutlery clinking] [people chattering indistinctly]

[Danielle] Hey, it's me. Oh, hey.

[Este] Fuck! She gonna come?

[Gale] Bye, Gary. [Gary] Bye, you guys.

[Gale] Great to see you. [woman] Bye, Gary.

[Gale] Thanks, Gary. It was good to see you guys.

[Gary and Alana grunt] [Gary] Oh, my God.

[Gary] Okay. Your life's on the line.

[Gary] Yeah. Good,

[Gene] Hello. [Gary] Just some boxes.

[girl 1] I like it a bit nutty. [boys laughing indistinctly]

[girl 2] I actually like it. [girl 3] Yeah, I like it.

[girl 2] Not really. No. [Jon] No?

[girl] Hey, Kirk. Ladies.

[girl] Okay. I can guess them. All right.

[girl] With Jack Holden? Yeah.

[Greg] 30. [Kirk] There's 21.

[ignition turning over] Oh, no.

[interviewer on TV] Will your gas supplies... Huh?

[Jack chuckles] Watch, you gotta watch him.

[Jack chuckles] My goodness. It's so good to see you.

[Jack] No. [Rex] You know you need it.

[Jack] Oh, yeah? [Rex] Oh, yeah, you bet.

[Joel] For sure. [photographer] Since you're doing so much

[Joel] I did, yeah. [man] It's over.

[Joel] So nice of you guys to... And black and blue.

[Joel] That's it? [man] Pinball will be legal again

[Joel] Wow [man] It's been illegal since 1939.

[Joel] Yeah. They'd love you there at 10,

[Joel] Yes? [man] We'll handle it, sir.

[Joel] Yes. How do you find time

[Jon] Hey. [girl] Hi.

[Jon] She's got a good ground game? [girl 2] Yeah.

[Jon] You got a dog? [Gary] No.

[Jon] Your brother and sister... [Gary] Brother.

[kid grunts] You're out of here.

[Kiki] Gary! [Alana] Gary!

[Kiki] Gary! Gary, what did you do?

[Kiki] Gary. [Alana] Hey! What's going on?

[Kirk] 150. [Gary] I have 400,

[man] Hey, Gary. Hey, Greg. [Gary] Hey.

[man] Thank you, Lucy. [woman] Thank you, Lucy.

[Matthew] Mmm hmm. I...

[Matty] They are on the side! Bikes to the side,

[Max] Yes, ma'am? [woman 2] Is there someone there?

[Moti] Lisa? [Alana] Yeah.

[mouths] Shut up. [man] I can't...

[music continues playing] [people chattering indistinctly]

[others laughing] Not that good of a start.

[people laughing on TV] [Mike] It's a good thing

[phone rings] I'm going to tell

[piano music playing softly] [waiter] Mr. Holden,

[Rex] Armand! Okay. Bastard.

[scoffs] Give me a fucking break, Gary. Great. Great.

[sighs in relief] Thank you so much

[sighs] [line ringing]

[singers vocalize end note] [audience applauds]

[slaps] [chuckles]

[Vic] Sure. "My fa..."

[waiter] Madame. [Alana] Hi.

[woman] Boo. [girl] My name is Margo.

[woman] Thank you. ...very nice. Oh.

756 4686. You already got it wrong.

a song and dance man. Come on.

Again? Yeah.

Alana. Oh, I'm so sorry,

All right. Hi, Mioko.

Always happy to see you. Good to see you.

and he's famous. But he's *******.

and know I do. [Rex] No. Yeah, well...

And she was okay? Yeah, she was fine with it.

and the lamp fixtures. Hmm.

And you're an actor. Yes.

Are they back here? Yes.

Are you rolling? [Gary] I think we rolled out.

Arigato. [Anita] Of course.

at Tiny Toes. [Moti] I don't know Lisa.

Baseball? Yes.

Basketball? Yes.

Because you have that? Yes.

Besides Hebrew. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Break legs. [chattering indistinctly]

Breathing? Yes.

Brenda. Mmm hmm.

But I put my money... Leave. Leave.

But, I... I own the place. Leave.

by the way. Hold up, hold up.

Can we have him read this? ...losing weight, so...

Can you believe it? I can believe it.

Come on, boys. [announcer] Call Vince.

December. December.

Decision comes out tomorrow. Good.

Do you know who I am? Yeah.

Do you want me to... [Joel] Can't...

Don't be shy. [Matthew chuckles]

Encino. [clears throat]

Fat Bernie's Pinball Palace. Tonight.

Fifteen. Fifteen.

for his campaign. [Joel's mom clears throat]

Gary Valentine. Vic.

Gary? Yeah. You know him?

Gary. [Gary] Nice to see you.

Gary. Gary. Gary.

Get out of my room, Este. [door thuds]

Gold? I don't know.

Good to see you as well. Yeah, are you staying?

Good to see you, my friend. Good to see you.

Good. Good.

Good. How are you? [Lucy laughs]

Hatteras and what? Ugh. Creep.

He has rights! Officer, what did I do?

He looks around. No way.

he's a kid. I promise I'm innocent.

He's eight. He's nine. [chuckles]

Hello, Este. Hey.

Hey, Gar. [Gary] Lance.

Hey, Gary. Hey.

Hey, Gary. Gary. Hey. Just guess the amount of...

Hey, Lucy. [all] Hi, Lucy.

Hey, Tim. Hey, Lucy.

Hey! [Alana] Whoa!

Hey. Henri!

Hey. Me, too.

Hi, Alana. [Alana] Hi, Cindy.

Hi, Janice. Hi, Gary.

Hi, Kimiko. Pretty as a picture.

Hi. ...our newest volunteer.

Hi. [Sue] Hello,

Hiya, Gene. Hi.

How are you? Good. How are you?

How do you do, Alana? Business partner.

How ya doing, Lucy? Hey, Lance.

Humiliating me in front of millions. [man] Lucy! Wait.

I did do my toes. I like them. I like them.

I didn't even say anything. What are you doing?

I don't care if she knows... [phone continues ringing]

I don't say everything twice. You do. You do.

I have an earlier draft. [paper rustling]

I have to go. Oh, sorry about that.

I know. Honest.

I like talking with you. [chuckles]

I like them. I like them. Thank you.

I mean... I knew it.

I said "milady." What was that, then?

I think that was the one. [Joel] That felt really good.

I will be reporting you... What did I do?

I'd love to see you. [scoffs]

I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock tonight. I don't care where you'll be.

I'll go with you. No.

I'm Alana. [Sue] Mmm.

I'm his chaperone. [woman] Shh!

I'm Lance. [Alana] Hi.

I'm not upset. No?

I'm seeing it spin now. [Rex] It's spinning.

I'm so high. [liquid pouring]

I'm sorry. There was no gas. Yeah, well,

if you grab the telephone... [Brian] Councilman?

in pictures right now. Oh, come on.

Is that bad? Stop, stop that. Oi.

Is that your sister? No.

is the best kind of vinyl. It's the best kind.

It does. It doesn't.

It does. It doesn't. It's about more.

It's "Wachs." Wachs. Wachs.

It's just wonderful. [Anita] Oh.

It's my calling. Ugh.

It's the "Serious Sleeper." That right? Mmm hmm.

It's your girlfriend? No.

It's your move! Okay.

Just reverse it. Now?

Just say yes, just say yes... Okay, I got it.

Keep it with the grass. All right. Okay, sounds good.

Kind of. [Gary scoffs]

Laying on the water? Yeah.

Let me go. These are my fans.

Like a giant. [toilet flushes]

Like the ocean, like beaches. Barbra Streisand.

Make it three. [waiter] Okay.

Mary. Oh, darling.

Matthew, home. [Matthew chuckles]

Me and her? Yeah.

Me llamo Alana. [Lance] Alana.

More or less, yeah. [chuckles]

My mom works for me. Oh, of course she does.

Nice to meet you. [Joel] This is Alana.

Nice to meet you. Over here is Elizabeth.

Nice to see you. Nice to see you.

No, I come here all the time. [Joel chuckles]

No, it's not. Yes, it is.

No, no... [laughing]

No. [woman] It's okay.

Officer, what did I do? Officers, he's innocent,

Oh, great. Shit. Shit.

Oh, hi, Gale. Wow. [chuckles]

Oh, no. No?

Oh, that's smart. Uh huh.

Oh, that's wonderful, Anita. [Anita] Oh, fantastic.

Oh, there you are, my... [Lucy] You little shit!

Oh, volunteer. Wow. Hi. It's an honor

Oh, we're not together. We're not together.

Oh, yeah? I would've said it.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, you're huge.

Okay? Do you have a cat? [Gary] No. No.

Okay. [man] Straight ahead.

Okay. I'll see you.

Okay. Mmm hmm. I'm that too.

Okay. Okay. I love you.

Okay. You're thinking

or he's not gonna buy it. I think I just wanna

Pepsi... There's a band.

Pretty smooth ride, right? Mmm hmm.

Really terrific. All right.

Relax. It's my nozzle.

Reverse, reverse, reverse. [gear cranks]

Right here. Okay. I mean, I'm trying

Right on. [Rex] Mmm.

Sagittarius. Sagittarius.

She didn't seem too happy. [woman] Are you okay?

She's a volunteer. Oh, hey.

So... [radio DJ] ...as the most

Soccer? Yes.

Something/ Anything? written, performed

Sounds great. After you.

Sure. That's what we'll send to the paper.

Thank you for coming. Really. It's a big night.

Thank you so much. [Anita] Mmm hmm.

Thank you, Henri. Thank you.

Thank you, Jerry. [chuckles]

Thank you, William. Thanks, Vic.

Thank you. [Anita] Of course.

Thank you. How about you, Gary?

Thanks for coming in. How ya doing?

Thanks. Yeah.

That was wonderful. Thank you, Alana.

That would hurt a lot, right? Yeah.

That's not good. I know.

The cuisine? [Jerry] Yeah. Mmm hmm.

the real Herman Munster? Can I have your autograph?

the stuff, okay? [announcer] Every single year,

their own sleeping bags." Your 13 year old daughter

they have real good... I wrote good dialogue. You're improvising too much.

this character. [Alana chuckles]

This House is Haunted. No.

This is fate. [laughs] Shut up.

This is really great. [chuckles]

three more than Jimmy Wynn. [door opens and closes]

to get there. [Frankie chuckles]

to meet you. Wow, what a pleasure.

to spend my time with you. Oi, oi.

To the Cock! To the Cock!

to travel. [diners laugh]

Two Beds, Two Baths. Mmm mmm.

Ugh! [boy 2] I'll take it.

Uh huh. We did. Okay. We did it.

Um... Sorry.

Very ready. Good.

we show up. [kid] Okay.

We're not open yet. So you're

Well, good luck. Thank you.

Well, you look great. Thank you.

What are your badge numbers? Officer, what did I do?

What do you got today? Hi, Gene.

What do you think? Table 38, Henri.

What was he saying? I don't know.

What was that? "My lady."

What was that? I said "milady."

What? [Alana] Yes.

What? Magic? I thought it was...

What's going... [Kiki] Gary!

What's that? I'm 25.

Where do you come from? Sherman Oaks.

Where's Greg? He's in his room.

while all this is happening? They're working.

Who are you? Yes.

Yeah, I mean, that was terrific, Joel. It was great.

Yeah, okay. Thank you.

Yeah, sure. [Jon] Thanks.

Yeah, why? Sure.

Yeah. [chuckles]

Yeah. Good.

Yeah. Well, why don't you just...

Yeah. What's he do?

Yeah. Yeah, that's mine.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, she does. That makes sense.

You can float away on it. Riverboat.

You do? [Gary] Mmm hmm.

You give me hope. Shut up.

You haven't seen him? No.

You know how much tail I get? [Gary] No.

You know what I mean? [woman] Yeah?

You know what they come with? What's that?

You like Barbra Streisand? Yeah...

You like Chadney's? Yeah.

You little prick. [Gary] What'd I do?

You love him? Uh huh.

You say everything twice. [laughs]

You still got it, man. Thank you. Thanks, Vic.

You're always looking at me. No.

You're funny. I'm 15. [chuckles]

Yum. Mmm.

...hold out very long?

...if you're in some kind of trouble...

...to the chief of police immediately when I get outside.

...who played the kids in Under One Roof.

'Cause I'm not a shithead idiot fuck up,

'cause they're really gonna help.

'Cause tonight, we have a man who needs no introduction, really.

"Barbra Streisand."

"Barbra Streisand."

"Boy, have I got the girl for you."

"Convenient within my plans"?

"Every gun imaginable

"Everything is gonna be fine

"Fat Bernie's..."

"Go over to the guy's house and get in his bed."

"Hatteras and what? Hatteras and what?"

"I'm Este. I work for Mom and Dad. I'm perfect.

"I'm gonna choke your brother."

"I'm Matthew Marshall, and, uh, it's always about me."

"If you've been thinking about getting a waterbed now,

"Kid," how about that?

"King size Mayburn."

"Make sure they all have

"Man."

"My face is a pimply mess and I don't know what to do."

"My face is a..."

"No, I'm gonna choke you."

"No, it's not possible to do that."

"No. No co ed slumber party." Louis?

"Pinball machines are about to be legal."

"Provide separate rooms."

"Sand."

"Six foot by seven foot waterbed, you got a $100 value for only $39.95.

"Soggy Bottom" isn't making anyone hot or horny.

"The Bridges span a narrow gap between two targets.

"There is a complete roster of Japanese appetizers available

"They know where we're coming from

"You're too young and don't have enough experience"?

[60s pop music playing]

[actor vocalizing]

[ad jingle plays on radio]

[airplane engine humming]

[Alana as rainbow] There's no mystery here, Frankie.

[Alana chuckles]

[Alana chuckles]

[Alana exclaims and giggles]

[Alana grunts]

[Alana sighs]

[Alana] 10:00.

[Alana] Calling people about pinball machines.

[Alana] Can you hear me?

[Alana] Charmed.

[Alana] Dad, you know Lisa.

[Alana] Go to dinner with Lisa.

[Alana] Hi, welcome to Fat Bernie's.

[Alana] I can hear someone breathing.

[Alana] I could describe the sensation as a soft, spongy, slow motion trampoline

[Alana] I told you what I was gonna do this morning.

[Alana] I...

[Alana] I'm gonna hand you off to my associate, Kirk,

[Alana] I'm good. How are you?

[Alana] I've seen these before. These are far out.

[Alana] Is that so?

[Alana] Nothing.

[Alana] Oh, my God, you remember that?

[Alana] Really?

[Alana] Really? That's great.

[Alana] Seeing this little David Cassidy.

[Alana] Sorry, Councilman. [clears throat]

[Alana] Stop sounding like a philosophy guy,

[Alana] Stop talking so much, slimy.

[Alana] Sure.

[Alana] Thank you, Mr. Holden.

[Alana] There must be a mistake.

[Alana] Things come easily when they matter so much.

[Alana] Yeah, she works with me

[Alana] Yeah. I think he's spying on us.

[Alana] Yes.

[Alana] You don't have the balls.

[Alana] You're *******.

[all cheering]

[all laughing]

[Anita clears throat]

[Anita] Of co... Uh...

[Anita] We just have our own dreams and ideas.

[announcer on radio] Mr. Clean Man Show

[announcer] And don't forget, we have the movies of Tarzana.

[announcer] Foul ball up the middle.

[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,

[announcer] Nobody cares but me.

[announcer] The Los Angeles Unified School District,

[announcer] Well, gather around, all you cool cats.

[announcer] What do you mean he's upstairs eating?

[Armand] Yes, Mr. Rex?

[audience applauding]

[audience laughs]

[bell dings]

[both chuckle]

[both grunt]

[both mumble unintelligibly]

[boy 1] Feel like a man.

[boy] I'll tell you what I'm doing.

[boy] Is Alana there?

[boy] My name's Henry. you know?

[boy] Shut up, bitch.

[boy] You stop! Shut up!

[boys chattering indistinctly in the distance]

[boys laugh]

[boys laugh]

[brakes squeal]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily]

[Brenda] Okay.

[Brian] Alana.

[Brian] Alana.

[Brian] It did.

[camera whirring]

[car engine roaring]

[car horn blaring]

[car horn honking]

[chair creaks]

[Charlie Gibson on TV] ...decided to use their oil as a political weapon.

[chattering indistinctly]

[chattering indistinctly]

[chattering indistinctly]

[chuckles nervously]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Me too.

[chuckles] Much better talking about the cuisine

[chuckles] Okay.

[chuckles] Okay...

[chuckles] What?

[Cindy] Should I get an autograph?

[classical instrumental music playing]

[clears throat] Sorry. Can I do it one more time?

[commentator on TV] So, two down and Garvey the batter.

[commentator] Steve finished the regular season with 111 RBIs,

[continue singing in Hebrew]

[crowd chanting]

[crowd chanting] Toko San! Toko San!

[crowd cheers]

[crowd cheers]

[crowd exclaims]

[crowd] Whoa.

[crying] Thank you, Alana. You're very sweet.

[Dad] What'd you do?

[diners exclaim and applaud]

[diners laugh]

[diners whoop and applaud]

[dispatcher] 187.

[dispatcher] 187. Suspect is wearing a blue shirt,

[Don] Sure, Gary, you got it.

[engine idles and stops]

[engine revs]

[engine roars]

[engine sputtering]

[engine turns over]

[exaggeratedly] Oh... Oh!

[exhales deeply]

[Frisbee] Mmm hmm.

[Gary chuckles softly]

[Gary grunting]

[Gary grunts]

[Gary panting heavily]

[Gary panting]

[Gary sniffles]

[Gary triumphantly] Oh!

[Gary] Do you guys wanna order martinis?

[Gary] Do you sell a lot of these?

[Gary] Hello.

[Gary] How long has it been out?

[Gary] How much does it cost?

[Gary] I'll be at the Tail o' the Cock if you need me.

[Gary] I'll be right there.

[Gary] Kirk's gonna pick you up after school.

[Gary] Mmm hmm.

[Gary] Okay.

[Gary] Okay.

[Gary] So, get it together.

[Gary] That's a beautiful name.

[Gary] These are UL approved.

[Gary] Think of any six numbers, I can guess them.

[Gary] Twenty, 25, 30. Just 30.

[Gary] Wait, I think there might have been 19 there.

[Gary] Want some gas, Jon? I got your gas.

[Gary] What the...

[Gary] What? Officer, what...

[Gary] Yes, it's Gary Valentine.

[Gene] Okay.

[girl 1 laughs]

[girl 1] Like, creamy or nutty?

[girl 1] Oh, my God, you're, like, coughing.

[girl 1] Peanut butter?

[girl sighs]

[girl] Did you hear that whole thing that went down

[girl] Just shut up.

[girl] Thank you for asking, Jerry.

[Greg] The best kind of vinyl.

[groans]

[grunts]

[handcuffs clicking]

[handcuffs rattling]

[Henri] Miss Alana. Good evening.

[Henri] Someone will be right over.

[host] All right, Chuck,

[host] All right, Sheri agrees with Mike.

[host] Mike and Sheri were the only couple

[host] Mike would say, "Henrietta, no." Sheri?

[host] Okay, Louis. Provide separate rooms.

[host] So Marina says,

[imperceptible]

[imperceptible]

[in English] Okay, Armand,

[in English] Would you be willing to work topless?

[in faux Japanese accent] Oh, Mioko,

[in faux Japanese accent] Uh, Kimiko,

[in faux Japanese accent] What you think of that?

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

[inhales sharply]

[instrumental music playing]

[interviewer] Do you have any idea what that means?

[Jack and Rex continue conversing indistinctly]

[Jack and Rex grunting]

[Jack laughs]

[Jack laughs]

[Jack laughs] Oh, no.

[Jack] I see it spin.

[Jack] Oh, no. Whatever it isn't.

[Jack] Right over here. Blau!

[Jack] There is God's...

[Jack] Yeah, but... It's just not.

[jazz music playing softly on speakers]

[jazzy crooner music playing]

[Jerry Best] Hi, Margo.

[Jerry Best] Hi, what's your name?

[Jerry] Mmm hmm.

[Jerry] Oh, Gary, I love you, and I wanna do anything for you.

[Joel on phone] Oh, Alana, I'm so glad I caught you.

[Joel] Alana!

[Joel] Can we please just discuss this at another time?

[Joel] Can we please just enjoy dessert?

[Joel] Did you have any trouble, um, finding the place?

[Joel] Do you have any idea how uncomfortable I am all day long?

[Joel] I can't tell you how many times I've heard,

[Joel] I'm dealing with so many things that you don't understand.

[Joel] No, Matthew.

[Joel] Oh, yeah, I forget who I'm dealing with here.

[Joel] Okay, but you're upset that I called her.

[Joel] Okay.

[Joel] They're not saying anything.

[Joel] Well, look...

[Joel] What's been going on with the pinball?

[Joel] Would you please keep your voice down?

[Jon chuckles]

[Jon pants heavily]

[Jon] All of it.

[Jon] Are you fucking with me?

[Jon] Do you like peanut butter sandwiches?

[Jon] Do you?

[Jon] Hey, fellas.

[Jon] However you like it.

[Jon] It's a goddamn newsstand in the middle of fucking...

[Jon] May I just speak with you for a second?

[Jon] Which one is in charge? Are you? Are you in charge?

[Jon] Who's got the better backhand?

[Jon] You do. No, you have the serve.

[Kiki] No, Gary! No! No! Gary!

[Kiki] Who knows? I don't think they even counted.

[Kirk slurps noisily]

[Kirk] He left.

[Kirk] I don't know.

[Kirk] Jerks.

[Kirk] Mmm hmm.

[Kirk] No, I threw it out. I threw it out.

[Kirk] No, we only had 19.

[Kirk] Sorry, sorry, just...

[Kirk] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Kirk] Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[kissing sounds]

[knocking at door]

[laughing]

[laughs]

[loudly] Good show, everybody.

[Louis] Well, I think I'd provide separate rooms.

[male announcer] Sunday Night Movie

[man on phone] But there's no...

[man on radio] A public service from Earth Limited.

[man on radio] Oh, you must mean Sine Off?

[man on TV] Drive their own cars...

[man on TV] Filled up. Have to wait till I got some money to get it filled up.

[man on TV] Well, they might try something.

[man] "Everybody's talking about waterbeds these days, right?

[man] $69.95.

[man] Did you hear about Judge Sachs?

[man] Easily, baby, but you'd never...

[man] Hey, come back, toots.

[man] If you're gonna be there to stop them...

[man] Just a couple of days.

[man] Keep going straight ahead to the stage.

[man] No, I spoke to her, and I said,

[man] Oh, it's passing. It's done.

[man] So, Joel, don't forget, tomorrow we got that

[man] We're not opening yet. Please don't touch

[man] Well...

[man] You know, Rainbow, you're a complete mystery to me.

[man] You're right. You're always right.

[Marina] I don't agree with him. I agree with him.

[Marina] No, this is where we start again.

[Mark] No, we have 21.

[Mary] Mmm hmm.

[Mary] Oh.

[Matthew breathes shakily]

[Matthew sighs]

[Matthew sighs]

[Matthew] Are you gonna come to my house tonight, Joel?

[Matthew] I don't know.

[Max] Yes, madam.

[melancholic rock song playing]

[men] Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

[Mike] No question in my mind. Tell Henrietta no.

[Moti] Alana!

[Moti] Alana.

[Moti] Lisa?

[Moti] What time is it now?

[Moti] What?

[Moti] Who the fuck is Lisa?

[motorcycle engine revs]

[muffled music continues]

[muffled music playing]

[muffled music playing]

[muffled] What did you do?

[mumbles] Oh, shit.

[music continues playing]

[music continues]

[music continues]

[music ends]

[music playing faintly on stereo]

[music playing faintly over radio]

[object clatters]

[objects clatter]

[objects clattering]

[officer] You're going to jail, big boy.

[panting heavily]

[panting heavily]

[panting]

[patron 1] I can't believe it!

[patron 2] He came here. He's definitely gonna do it.

[patron 2] Oh, he's gonna do it.

[patron 3] I can't wait to see this shit.

[people applauding softly]

[people applauding]

[people chattering indistinctly]

[people cheering]

[people laughing and chattering indistinctly]

[people laughing on TV]

[people laughing on TV]

[people singing in Hebrew]

[phone continues ringing]

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

[phone rings]

[photographer] Let's get one photo for the paper,

[photographer] Put your chin up just a little bit like that, Laura.

[photographer] There you go. Put your hand...

[pinball machine clattering]

[pinball machines dinging and beeping]

[playing slow rock]

[psychedelic music continues playing]

[psychedelic music playing]

[psychedelic rock music continues playing]

[psychedelic rock music continues playing]

[psychedelic rock music continues playing]

[psychedelic rock music playing]

[radio announcer] Delicious Certs.

[radio announcer] It's two mints in one...

[radio announcer] Teen Age Fair, Hollywood Palladium.

[radio DJ] 7:20 with Charlie Tuna.

[radio DJ] What you're listening to

[radio playing indistinctly]

[receiver slams]

[reporter 2 on TV] According to some of our leaders,

[reporter 2] Major tie ups like these

[revs engine]

[Rex laughs]

[Rex] Come on, you know you want it.

[Rex] Full of gas on the railroad.

[Rex] Jack

[Rex] Jack goddamn Holden. Bang.

[Rex] Jack,

[Rex] Ladies and gentlemen,

[Rex] Thank you, Jack.

[Rex] That's right.

[Rex] There is this kind of a biblical feeling...

[Richard Nixon on TV] The immediate shortage

[Richard Nixon] ...require some sacrifice by all.

[rock music continues playing]

[rock music playing on radio]

[rock music playing on speakers]

[romantic jazz song continues playing]

[romantic jazz song playing]

[scoffs]

[scoffs]

[Sheri] I would love to sleep with the kids,

[shouts in Spanish]

[shushing] Kirk, assassin's focus.

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] Gary. Gary, Gary, Gary.

[sighs] Well, there's the community, my campaign,

[sighs] What's your name?

[sighs] Yeah.

[singing] ♪ We rise And shine every morning ♪

[siren wailing]

[sirens wailing]

[smacks lips] Right.

[smooth rock music playing]

[soft instrumental music continues playing]

[soft instrumental music playing]

[soft jazz music continues playing]

[soft jazz music continues playing]

[soft jazz music playing]

[softly] Wow.

[solemn music playing]

[song continues on headphones]

[soul music playing on car stereo]

[speaking Japanese]

[speaking Japanese]

[speaking Japanese]

[speaks Japanese]

[spits]

[stewardess muffled] Excuse me, sir, could I offer you another beverage?

[Sue] Gary Valentine.

[telephone dial pad whirring]

[telephone dial pad whirring]

[telephone ringing]

[telephone ringing]

[telephone rings]

[Tim] Do you still have the pipe?

[Tim] We got Fireball at Pinball Palace. Fat Bernie's.

[tires screech]

[tires screech]

[tires screech]

[tires screech]

[tires squeal]

[truck engine turns over]

[TV announcer] To radiate the specimen with your ionization nebulizer.

[TV chattering indistinctly]

[TV chattering indistinctly]

[TV host] I believe that you should provide separate rooms.

[TV host] What should Mom do? Sleep with the kids?

[upbeat dance music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

[upbeat orchestral music playing]

[upbeat soft rock music continues playing]

[upbeat soft rock music playing]

[upbeat song playing]

[upbeat soul music playing]

[urgent knocking on door]

[utensils clatter]

[Vic] And action.

[Vic] Cut. Fantabulous!

[volunteer into phone] Yeah, you too. Thursday?

[waiter] Martini. Vodka or gin?

[waiter] May I get you something?

[waiter] Would you like an olive or a lime with it?

[waiter] Yeah, madame.

[water gurgling]

[water gurgling]

[water sloshing]

[whirring stops]

[whispering] I'm his chaperone.

[whispers] "Swiftly"?

[whispers] Let's go paint the town red.

[woman 1] I'd tell Henrietta no because she's too young.

[woman 1] No, you just can't.

[woman 2] Max?

[woman on PA] This is an announcement about Picture Day.

[woman on radio] Do you have sinus spray?

[woman on TV] I tried to pump gas

[woman] "His name is Jerome H. Frick.

[woman] Deanna.

[woman] Hello, baby. How can I help you?

[woman] Oh, baby, are you okay?

[woman] She's not even stopping.

♪ A lollipop any flavor Sweet or sour ♪

♪ All hands on deck ♪

♪ Amen ♪

♪ And everybody! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! ♪

♪ And ours ♪

♪ And ours ♪

♪ And there'll be yours ♪

♪ And there'll be yours ♪

♪ And they're all yours ♪

♪ And we get hung up On every little thing ♪

♪ Bicycle riding and skating And bowling and dating ♪

♪ Bright and early ♪

♪ But you can't take Without giving That's all part of living ♪

♪ For love is to share ♪

♪ Go somewhere else If you want to sleep Till noon ♪

♪ If we work together We'll make it ♪

♪ It's a garden that's full Of noisy flowers ♪

♪ It's gonna take everybody ♪

♪ It's yours! It's mine! It's ours! ♪

♪ Just like a ship sailing home Across the ocean ♪

♪ Life is a ball if you have The bounce to live it ♪

♪ Mine ♪

♪ Mine ♪

♪ Mine ♪

♪ Off the telephone ♪

♪ On the way There'll be sunshine There'll be showers ♪

♪ Pick up your toys Make your bed ♪

♪ Some days are calm But you know when It gets rough ♪

♪ Sometimes it seems like We're going 'round In circles ♪

♪ The sound of guitars Not quite in tune ♪

♪ Why do they act Just like children? ♪