The Eyes of Tammy Faye Edit

A baby.

A day of celebration,

A long way.

A lot.

A place where they can, um...

A place where they know

A pleasure and a blessing.

A woman needs a man in a relationship!

A year later, we're in six markets and growin'.

About how to overcome fear.

Accept the blood!

Add salt

After all this unpleasantness settles down.

After three months of seclusion.

After you did what you did with Gary.

Against the devil's schemes.

Ah, thank God.

Ah.

Ah.

Ahem. Jezebel.

All I gotta do is dunk my hand.

All I needed was 700 people to keep us going.

All I've been doing is trying to keep our marriage together,

All of a sudden, I realized

All of it.

All of us is going to be banished.

All right, let me get you set up.

All right, Tammy Faye is going to sing a song for us.

All right.

All right. So...

All right. Thank you both very much for being with us.

All right. You need a water or anything?

All the television ministries

All this interesting stuff.

All those people looking at me and clapping.

All those souls you won

Almost an entire jar of peanut butter.

Am I doing that all right?

Amen!

Amen!

And $5 million in fines.

And a pride in this Christian paradise

And before you know it, we'll have our own church.

And breathe the same air that you breathe?

And Buddy Holly and...

And caught up in the fighting

And Charles Shepard has the story from The Observer.

And cheating on me with that ape!

And Dede's dead animal. We paid for it.

And deprivation in our lives

And did you try to be around girls and everything

And don't forget, remember, God loves you.

And drinking soda pop

And everything looks very, very different

And Fats was singing Blueberry Hill

And forgive me my sins.

And God bless you! God bless you!

And God didn't make any junk.

And handicapped children.

And have you found it to be true

And he barely touches me anymore.

And he has no arms at all.

And He has placed all the powers of heaven

And He has.

And he is the sweetest, tiniest little thing you ever saw.

And He loves you just the way you are!

And He said that I belong on TV just as much as you do.

And He said that I gotta speak up.

And he squeezes that several times

And he told me that he's thinking about making a bid for President.

And he wanted me, Jim.

And He will love you.

And he'll get this man back to Nashville, where he belongs.

And He's giving me more visions every day.

And he's gonna print it tomorrow.

And he's so generously allowed us to talk to him today.

And how sad is that?

And I am a little nervous.

And I called you, Roe.

And I can smell his chicken, yes.

And I come from a time

And I forgot

And I have to self talk myself, "You can make it, Tammy.

And I hurt when people hurt,

And I know I got lost...

And I learned a lesson of loneliness

And I lost control of the car.

And I love people.

And I need you to not ask more of me than I can give.

And I played golf the next day.

And I pray that God will use you again.

And I ran over a little boy,

And I should talk about real things for grown ups.

And I swirl...

And I think it's very important

And I think you have to apologize.

And I think you've learned as well, is,

And I wanna put my arms around you, Tammy Faye.

And I wanna sing and not in a puppet voice.

And I wanna talk about issues that affect people's daily lives.

And I worked for you.

And I would really love to give them that chance

And I... I was having these urges

And I'd like to introduce you to Steve.

And I'm a very practical person.

And I'm gonna use it for practice.

And I'm just being honest about the way that life is.

And I'm providing solutions

And I've just been thinking,

And I've seen people with little

And if we can get enough children to come,

And in me and in us, 'cause if you don't,

And it never worked.

And it will go away,

And it's a stunning replica.

And it's a way for people to talk about their problems,

And it's for kids and also for adults.

And it's gonna be called The 700 Club.

And it's like meeting him in person for the first time.

And it's named after a sweet little boy named Kevin.

And it's the happiest time of the year, it's Christmas!

And it's time that we all change that.

And it's up to you to resist his temptations. Hallelujah!

And it's warm outside.

And it's written right here in the good book.

And Jim is gonna have

And let him know we got a better gig down here.

And my eyebrows are permanently on,

And my eyes are permanently lined

And my father held my hand

And my manly duties.

And no one's gonna wanna look at me without my trademark.

And on top of this, we have numerous past due bills...

And our audience won't like that.

And over here,

And people don't treat important men the way that you treated me.

And put our arm around them

And quiet concern...

And remember, never forget it.

And show the kids how wonderful God is.

And since then, I have learned of fiscal irregularities.

And some people, they're just hurting so bad

And stay on the air delivering the word of God every day.

And such an episode is bound to taint the name "preacher."

And swirl.

And Tammy Faye Bakker

And Tammy wants to send you a copy of her book...

And tell them that we care?

And thank God, the sun is going to shine again.

And thank you for Mother's understanding, even if she doesn't understand.

And thank you, God, for love.

And that I should sing and I should be funny.

And that poor girl, Jim.

And that reporter from The Charlotte Observer

And that they're afraid to be in the same room as you

And that way, the partners,

And that's the way with Jesus, you know?

And the devil will make a home in you!

And the First Bank of International Falls,

And the man becomes firm.

And the money came from PTL donors.

And then here at what is going to be our coliseum.

And then I'd like to hear what you see me doing.

And then we'll start fresh.

And then we're going to have a trolley.

And then, every day, these creditors...

And there he is.

And there was all this snow on the ground

And there's never any release to the pain.

And there's no limit to Tammy Faye and I either.

And there's so much that we don't talk about.

And they seemed honest.

And they're very happy to accept the love.

And this is my favorite part.

And throw up, and throw up.

And to spread the word of God.

And to thank the people who are standing with us all over,

And told me that I was his son, no matter what.

And we ask that you shine your light...

And we come back.

And we could build our own in half that.

And we have a variety...

And we just need to love them.

And we said we were gonna try to have another baby.

And we'll be like Oral Roberts and his wife.

And we're live in five, four,

And we're so thankful that God has forgiven us.

And what happened to Jimmy Summerfield?

And what you see is all there is of me.

And what's this, Jim?

And when he does, it's not enthusiastic.

And when I get up in the morning,

And when they fall from grace, they fall harder.

And with the help of your investment,

And you can stay there until your new house is ready.

And you can't sit still.

And you could go to the Upper Room.

And you gotta say hi first.

And you keep on asking me for more

And you need this song today, too.

And you sow in his kingdom.

And you would call this show, what?

And you?

And you're just distracting me.

And, by far, the most prosperous.

And, plus, I don't wanna balloon up with the new baby coming.

And, Steve, because of this feeling,

And, uh, we could all use a little bit of that.

And, um, he was freaked out.

And, um...

And, um...

And, you know, everyone says I'm supposed to be tired,

And, you know, get the food to my mouth.

And, you know, go where they go.

And, you know, if I take that away, then it's not me,

And, you know, there's been too many hurts

And...

And...

Anyone who's hurting or they feel like they've been left out.

Anyway, I'm calling to invite you to sing

Anyway, Jim doesn't have that in him. Believe me.

Are afraid so badly of an AIDS patient

Are calling "pearly gate."

Are thanking you for fixing dinner...

Are their fellow evangelists Jimmy Swaggart,

Are you cold?

Are you gonna divorce me, Jim?

Are you ready to accept the love?

Are you...

Are, in effect, that you stole PTL blind.

Aren't the three of you

Aren't they, Roe?

Aren't you cute? Well, do you know about God, Susie?

Aren't you glad He touched you?

Aren't you gonna come in, have somethin' to eat?

As cute as a button?

As for the homosexual advances going back to 1956,

As Jesus says in Mark 5...

As you were saying, Jerry?

At Knott's Berry Farm.

At this year's festival of Praise and Redemption.

Aw.

Bakker personally directed the payment of PTL hush money.

Be right to remember,

Be strong in the Lord and His mighty power.

Because no matter what happens to a young person in their lives,

Because of our satellite, from this moment on,

Because of something terrible that I did

Because that's my trademark.

Because the devil is all around us!

Because there is no condemnation for them

Because we're winning millions of souls for Jesus.

Because what you see is all you get.

Because without that beautiful grace,

Been poking around.

Before Fred made you respectable and stuff.

Believe you me, I will be having words with her.

Between you and the ministry.

Biggest earner we got. You stay focused.

Bless his little heart.

Blessed are the pure of heart, for they shall see God.

Blessed are they that hunger and thirst for His glory,

Blessed, Gary, blessed.

Bought with church donations.

Bringing God's love to all people.

Broadcasting live across this great nation.

Burning in Hell because you don't listen

But against the powers of this dark world!

But America is for them, too.

But God hates divorce.

But God's hope for us

But how can we afford it, Jim Bakker?

But I believe, Tammy.

But I don't wanna go to Hell.

But I enjoy that. That's just who I am.

But I got saved!

But I just can't help the feeling that something else is going on here.

But I just wanna love people.

But I know for certain

But I'll do my best

But I'm not gonna tell you right now.

But I've been praying on it.

But if every person watching

But if he runs, he'll peel away vital Republican votes.

But if it's real,

But if you keep acting like that, if you keep talking to Falwell that way,

But it didn't go away.

But it's a fitting word, isn't it, Tammy?

But it's been going on for a long time, Tammy.

But Jesus is life.

But my eyelashes stay right where they are.

But now, we are on television.

But people who have sown seed in the word of God,

But that's done now.

But the penile implant of the inflatable type

But they had no better luck than the waiting newspeople.

But tonight they are out of business.

But us Christians,

But with puppets.

But you have to have faith in Him

But you remind them I was divorced.

But you shut down CBN at 10 p.m.

But, oh, you know me. I can't rest,

But, uh...

But, you know, I got that bond going with my audience, you know?

But, you know, we're not strangers.

But, you know, we've just been through too much together

But, you know, you gotta shake my hand,

By now, perhaps you think that we should be used to these attacks.

Bye.

Called the Praise The Lord Club.

Calling some of our secretaries, asking for comments.

Can I just say I love you so much?

Can I take your pledge?

Can I touch you like that?

Can we talk about Satan later?

Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

Can you pay for this?

Can you take the baby away from her, please?

Can you take your lips off?

Can you talk to God?

Can you...

Careful, you'll end up looking like a clown.

Casting down imaginations

CBN.

Come here and powder his nose.

Come here.

Come in, please. Please come in. Welcome.

Come on, everybody! Feel his miracle!

Come on, let's go see Daddy.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Let me give you a tour.

Come on. Stand up,

Come on. We're...

Come spring, me and Jim are going to be traveling preachers,

Come, this way. Show's about to start.

Coming to you from Praise The Lord studios

Congratulations, Jim.

Could double their pledge just for one month...

Could double their pledge right now,

Could I sit down?

Cut! Very good, everyone.

Damn it, Jim!

Dance with me, Jim.

Debate. I think it gets us all back to unity.

Dede's wearing a mink. That's a real mink!

Democrats are already trying to strip away our churches' tax exempt status.

Deposed Evangelists Jim and Tammy Bakker

Depraved is a very big word, Jim.

Did you feel like maybe you weren't like some of the other guys?

Did you feel like you were different?

Did you know they had that rule when you did this?

Did you know?

Did you try to make friends with girls?

Do his eyes tell you how beautiful you are?

Do it now and I want to send you Susie Moppet puppets.

Do not leave the salt of the covenant of your God

Do you know what time it is? Why are you calling so late?

Do you wanna sing it? Can you do it?

Do you wanna talk some more?

Does he hear how amazing you are?

Does he listen to you?

Does his touch tell you how talented you are?

Does she, Susie?

Does that make sense to you?

Doesn't sound very blessed to me.

Don't beg.

Don't make him cross at you, Jim.

Don't touch me!

Don't you already have your hands full

Especially from someone who preaches as good as you do, Jim.

Especially when the Devil is makin' us doubt.

Eternal love, and eternal wealth!

Even if we softened 'em up and kept...

Every day, I have rapture.

Every time I try and talk to him,

Every time she calls, she screams,

Every time we fall,

Every year the jellies got less and less fresh.

Everything.

Everything's about proportion.

Exactly what you could see in Jerusalem.

Except you don't have to get on a plane.

Expect failure.

Feel love forever!

Feel the spirit! Say, "Glory.

Feeling unloved, and useless.

Five years ago, the PTL network

Fletcher set it up

For Jesus...

For our struggle isn't against flesh and blood,

For the amazing grace of God.

For their personal use.

For they shall be filled.

For years.

Formal living quarters for some of the staff.

Fred said that we could stay until the weather changes.

From men who have told me about your homosexual advances.

From Oral Roberts School of Divinity.

From The Observer.

From the President.

Gary here, he just makes it all so awesome.

Gary wanted me, Jim, in ways that you don't.

Gary, he told me that I was beautiful and that I was talented.

Gary.

Gary.

Get back to the good old days.

Get in. Get in. Come on.

Give that to me.

Give unto Him everlasting glory, He rules forever! Amen!

Giving me more orders all the time.

Glory to God!

Glory to God!

Go ahead, audience, go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go on.

God as my witness,

God becomes your source when you give

God bless America. Hallelujah.

God bless you, honey.

God bless you.

God bless you. You've reached Tammy.

God does not want us to be poor!

God doesn't want you yet.

God has a fixed law of giving.

God has worked miracles!

God loves you.

God proves His love again

God said that we're supposed to have a good life.

God smiles on a husband and wife.

God starts turning those wheels in your life!

God told me He wants me to have what Pat has.

God wants us just to run free.

God, He came right down and He whispered it in my ear.

God, I'm so sorry.

God?

God...

God...

God'd love me like He's supposed to.

God's on our side, Roe.

Golly Moses, this thing weighs a ton.

Gonna take your foundation off.

Good grief.

Good night, Mom. I love you.

Gosh, we've been having these pranks for a long time.

Got some bubbles at the swap meet.

Gotta do my homework, baby.

Grown up reasons.

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah! Praise God! Praise Him!

Hallelujah! Yes! Yes!

Have fun.

Have I ever told you

Have I ever told you that?

Have you always been involved with the church, Mr. Fletcher?

Have you counted your blessings today, Tammy Faye?

Have you given more thought to our show idea?

Have you never done pictures without those eyelashes?

Have you seen this woman?

He gave me this verse last night.

He glances up at the camera.

He has a plan for us.

He has one named for him.

He has so many big ideas.

He hasn't returned any of my calls.

He is presently taking chemotherapy and is unable to travel.

He is with us!

He is.

He just keeps making excuses not to see me.

He lived.

He now faces up to a 120 years in prison

He really does!

He really, really, really does.

He said it to me.

He said, "Jim Bakker,"

He says I'm not gonna tell people who's going to Hell, Jim.

He simply reaches down

He speaks through her. Say, "Hallelujah!"

He told me, "Don't tell anybody."

He wants to help. He told me so himself.

He was my friend.

He was nowhere near saying yes until I sat down.

He will gift the faithful with eternal life,

He'd get a kick outta you two.

He's greater than any problem.

He's just really busy.

He's so precious, Jim.

He's talking right to you in the comfort of your living room.

He's the developer of Heritage USA.

He's the president

Heaven is heaven, that is for sure.

Hello, everybody.

Hello, Mommy.

Hello, Mother.

Hello, Mother. This is Jim Bakker,

Hello, Mrs. Bakker. This is Linda Thomas

Hello, Tom. Thanks for comin'.

Hello.

Hello. Hey, Pat!

Her daughter worked so hard for

Here and now, and in this very, very moment.

Here and now.

Here the whole time.

Here, this is for the piano player.

Here? No, I can't.

Hey, everyone, come here, come here.

Hey, hey, Jim, how are ya?

Hey, I saw you preach last night.

Hey, Jim, I've been thinking.

Hey, Mom. Did you see the show?

Hey, now, the puppet people!

Hey, Tam.

Hey, that's a nice coat.

Hey.

Hey. Sorry I'm late.

Hi, everybody!

Hi, everybody!

Hi, everybody.

Hi, honey.

Hi, I got a new outfit for the show.

Hi, Jim. Today's a happy day.

Hi, Susie Moppet.

Hi, Tammy!

Hi, there.

Hi!

Hi! Nice to meet you!

Hi.

His hands are attached to his shoulders

Hitch up your wagon to God.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Congrats, Jim.

Hmm. How's that?

Hmm. Well...

Hold on.

Homosexual agenda.

Honest and true.

Honey, it's been two months,

Hoping to get a glimpse of the elusive evangelists,

How about we make it all about the importance

How can I hear Him when the sky is fake?

How could you have trusted people like that?

How is she?

How much I care for my husband.

How much money did you earn last year?

How's Fred doing? Is he settling in okay?

How's there supposed to be bubbles

Huh?

Huh.

Hundreds of thousands of folks are hearin' the word.

I already have a coat.

I am genuinely, I am so happy

I am not getting up on the pedestal.

I appreciate you signing the divorce papers, Jim.

I believe that the sun will shine again.

I bet they're spoiled. Do you spoil them?

I borrowed my daddy's car to take her out,

I built all of this. I built you an empire.

I can do The 700 Club for a time.

I can't believe you've never made it down to the studios before.

I couldn't think of abandoning them right now.

I destroyed everything.

I did it to prove something to myself, I think. I... I don't know.

I did?

I didn't do anything. Please.

I didn't feel a thing. Not a thing.

I didn't know how to say glory or hallelujah,

I didn't know that. I'll stop.

I didn't know what the words "glory" or "hallelujah" be

I didn't sleep all night.

I didn't want to, Tam.

I do not know how much I make. I never thought about it.

I do that. Oh, I do.

I don't appreciate being bamboozled like that.

I don't belong in there with them.

I don't have the exact figure.

I don't know how to do it.

I don't know if you ever have a positive balance in a ministry, Jim.

I don't know what I'm doing here.

I don't know what this is everybody's getting,

I don't know, Tammy.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. The sound was off.

I don't need it.

I don't see the repentance there.

I don't think I forgot.

I don't think that boat's ever seen water.

I don't wanna be your mother.

I don't wanna take care of you, Jim.

I ended up just crying in the bathroom.

I feel like I'm just gonna throw up...

I feel like I'm letting you down.

I fell...

I followed you ever since I was a little girl.

I gave her money to stay quiet, but she didn't.

I got an invitation from Oral Roberts to sing.

I got somethin' for ya.

I got you set up in the guest room

I guess it's a good time as any to work on the tan.

I guess the housewives of America

I happen to be eating for two.

I hated it.

I have a genuine, genuine love for people.

I have a song for you.

I have always prayed to Him

I have five grandchildren and 14 great grandchildren.

I have seen him perform miracles.

I have the baby, you know.

I haven't been this excited about working with an artist

I haven't had anyone claim to be a faith healer to my face

I hear you're here to pitch me something.

I just don't think it's a good fit for us right now.

I just feel like a million dollars.

I just met Steve

I just need it done. That is your job.

I just think of them as other human beings that I love.

I just turn the knobs here. She sings like an angel.

I just wanna say, remember, God loves you.

I just want the sleeves a little shorter.

I knew you were my man, Roe.

I know him better than anyone.

I know I cared about things

I know so.

I know, but people just eat him up.

I know, I know. I know.

I know, I see him. We'll sit down, we'll sit down.

I know, Jim.

I know! I wish we had smell o vision,

I know.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I leapt upon that altar.

I learned how much I love my husband,

I learned the best lesson in my whole life

I like this.

I live right there. We're neighbors.

I look like a bear.

I love it, Mother.

I love what you're trying to do here, Jim.

I love you.

I loved you.

I made a bargain with God.

I made a pledge to continue to expose the sins in this country.

I mean, it's serious, but it's also funny.

I mean, you're the expert.

I might be able to help you out.

I need you not to get in my way.

I never got a rest.

I never have to go to church again.

I pray for you, Jim.

I prayed on it. And, um...

I realized I was gay when I was about 11 or 12.

I really wish you wouldn't encourage these blasphemers.

I ruptured Jimmy Summerfield's lung...

I said to Him,

I saw his wife. I heard the accusations,

I say, have at it.

I see the avarice that brought them down.

I see the greed. I see the self centeredness.

I served you.

I should have worn the other dress.

I should.

I shouldn't have put so much faith in that bank.

I spent some summers with my wife

I talked with a pastor in the church where I grew up

I think I made the payments.

I think it's gonna be pretty.

I think that's fantastic.

I think that's so important

I think they're wanting some of that chicken.

I think you'd be a wonderful addition to our program.

I thought Falwell took everything.

I thought for a second that you were proud of me.

I thought that would be, you know, a fun title.

I thought they were parishioners.

I thought you liked Betty Boop.

I told him how fragile you are.

I told you she lived here. What a freak.

I tried to "program" myself to be straight

I turned to my favorite scripture,

I understand that Gary drove you here?

I used to love to make people dance.

I wanna be saved.

I wanna hold you.

I wanna put my arm around you.

I wanna say that, too. God loves you.

I want miracles for all of us!

I wanted to show you this, too.

I was here.

I was just curious.

I was just having a little, fun little chat

I was just up worried sick about that boy dying.

I went too far. I went too far. I'm sorry.

I work at a local television station

I would like to introduce you

I would like to start with a verse.

I wouldn't even be here today.

I...

I... I can't look at this.

I... I parked it here.

I'd love to go to the piercing parlors with them,

I'd love to go to the tattoo places with them, and...

I'd swap her for a can of soup.

I'll be right back.

I'll call you right back.

I'll take it downstairs.

I'll tell ya, I do miss dancing.

I'll tell you anything you wanna know.

I'm an important man, Tammy Faye!

I'm ashamed of that.

I'm building so much for Him

I'm changing the baby, honey.

I'm eight months pregnant, Gary,

I'm fine. We'll say hi later.

I'm Fletcher, Jim's right hand man.

I'm going back to work for you.

I'm going to tell you something, too,

I'm gonna clear my head, I'm gonna pray.

I'm gonna put a picture of that guy's butt...

I'm gonna sing the word in every tent, in every church.

I'm gonna think about what I want.

I'm gonna wade in the water.

I'm hearing there are articles like this in the paper every day.

I'm here for you.

I'm just gonna do that.

I'm just so glad to have you here in the PTL property with me, Mom.

I'm just wonderful, Jim. I'm... I'm so wonderful.

I'm not a drug addict.

I'm not a gambler, Mr. Bakker.

I'm not gonna ever get there.

I'm not gonna go.

I'm not messing around.

I'm not sure what's so Christian about decorating a cupcake.

I'm only addicted to Diet Coke.

I'm only one man, Tammy.

I'm only one man.

I'm scared.

I'm so excited I'm just beside myself.

I'm so happy I could be here.

I'm so sick from my faith in you!

I'm so sorry, Jim.

I'm so sorry, Tammy.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so, so sorry.

I'm so tired and...

I'm so, so sorry. I forgot my own strength...

I'm sorry I couldn't drive you someplace nice.

I'm sorry, Jim. You know, I got lost in the music.

I'm sorry, Tam.

I'm sorry, Tam.

I'm sorry, Tammy! I'm sorry, everybody.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Oh, I am so sorry, Jim.

I'm staying in the room next door.

I'm Susie Moppet.

I'm talking about salvation.

I'm Tammy. What's your name?

I'm the oldest of eight children

I'm... I'm sorry.

I've been getting some real me and God time in here

I've been had.

I've been hoping that you could advance PTL

I've been hurting so bad, Jim.

I've done all sorts of things.

I've dreamed of a vacation destination for Christian families to come to.

I've never known anyone to have a positive one.

I've never met anyone quite like you, Tammy Faye.

I've seen the rich

If anyone falls, it's gonna be me.

If I know the two of you, you're just gonna love Jim.

If she was gonna hand over this precious thing

If there isn't enough water to work up the bubbles?

If they loved you,

If we want to save the entire network

If you aren't giving,

If you can't go to Jerusalem,

If you feel the love,

If you haven't sent in your pledge...

If you haven't sent your pledge for $15 a month,

If you let me come in with you,

If you make yourself miserable?

If you tell us what we need to know about Jim Bakker,

If you're not giving,

If you're not saved by Jesus,

In 56 countries just because of that miracle

In Charlotte, North Carolina,

In Fort Mill, South Carolina.

In front of all these people? Like, no...

In His name and for His people.

In Jim and Tammy Faye masks.

In that way that you should be touched.

In the baptismal for her to stand on.

In the end, all you are is blind.

In the history of this ministry.

In the promised land.

In the way that a woman like you should be touched?

In the world of television evangelism.

In this electronic age, the stakes are high

In this fight for our nation's soul.

Inspired by European architect.

Is 'cause nobody but me can play the piano.

Is a gift from God for us to do His work.

Is a powerful man.

Is gonna sing her gospel all around the world.

Is it because everyone thinks you're a harlot?

Is that a question?

Is that we live and we thrive and we love here

Is the one that we see here.

Isaiah 62:5.

Isn't it beautiful? I just think it's so neat.

Isn't it fun? We look like triplets.

Isn't it, kids? And you know why, Jim?

Isn't the world just full of blessings, Jim?

Isn't this a magnificent thing?

It is a witch hunt.

It is upon Him that you can place your strong...

It made me feel so rotten.

It makes me so happy that you're saying that.

It makes Tammy sad to see you so sad.

It ruined your mother.

It should be a money making opportunity.

It was when my youngest

It wasn't about the AIDS man. It was about Jim.

It works.

It would be a disservice to God, Jim...

It'll change your life

It'll do the same to you.

It'll only be for a couple of weeks.

It's 'cause they started hiring the wrong kinds of people

It's a brand new show just for them

It's a moral issue...

It's a powerful thing!

It's a talk show but with puppets.

It's all over.

It's all part of our mission to help people.

It's all right here. In Psalm 37:4.

It's all right, honey. Don't cry.

It's all right.

It's all right. Shh. It's all right.

It's been going on a long time.

It's God's voice through my voice.

It's going up, it's going down!

It's gonna wrap around the whole place,

It's just so nice to have you here with us.

It's kinda hard to eat and, you know...

It's love, Mom.

It's my fault you feel that way.

It's not a boring thing.

It's not a drag to be saved.

It's not funny.

It's not funny.

It's not over till it's over.

It's not over till it's over.

It's not what you have in stuff,

It's okay.

It's remarkably like Watergate,

It's so lonesome at home all by myself.

It's someone to talk to.

It's something we do.

It's such a beautiful way to connect, Jim.

It's taught them an immorality.

It's the people that count.

It's time for a reversal of these trends.

It's very... It's very kind of you, Uncle Pat.

It's... It's God's love through me.

Jerry Falwell's a powerful man, Tammy Faye.

Jerry, you're a Baptist. You know, you're not a charismatic.

Jerry.

Jessica Hahn,

Jesus loves me just the way I am.

Jesus loves the way that I love.

Jesus loves us through anything.

Jesus told me He loved me,

Jesus, come in to my heart, and forgive me my sins.

Jesus, come into my heart

Jesus, I'm so sorry.

Jim and Tammy are gonna be so happy to see you.

Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker

Jim Bakker

Jim Bakker is gonna be a builder for Christ.

Jim Bakker was found guilty on all 24 counts of wire and...

Jim Bakker went on trial

Jim Bakker.

Jim will preach and I'll sing.

Jim,

Jim, I have sat across the table

Jim, let your wife speak.

Jim, you mean jerk!

Jim! Whose car is this?

Jim?

Jim.

Jim.

Join the PTL Club,

Jolene, I cannot believe that you have eaten

Just a little bit of credit.

Just kind of like Johnny Carson for Christians?

Just make sure you take care of our partners.

Just take the coat.

Just to get the bulldozers moving, you know?

Just, you know, just the way you do.

Keep calling.

Keep the ministry together, working night and day

Ken and Barbie of televangelism.

Ladies and gentlemen...

Leave me a message.

Let me ask you, Jerry, what's your viewership

Let me get you something to help you sleep, okay, honey?

Let me powder your nose. Let me powder your nose.

Let me show you to your room.

Let's call me Reverend Falwell.

Let's give the devil a black eye.

Light on one, please!

Like He's right here.

Like that old game. Remember that old kids' game?

Little girls go to Hell for lying.

Little Jimmy Summerfield.

Little Richard is here!

Little Richard.

Look at all of you! Wow!

Look at Tammy, she's right behind you.

Look at that little baby, too. Positively a chipmunk.

Look at the two of you right now, so very pitiful.

Look, listen to me. I'm trying to build something here.

Looking in the rearview mirror of my life.

Looks brand new, I bet.

M'kay.

Make sure you all tell her how great she looks, okay?

Making stops at everywhere there at Heritage Island, the Heritage Grand,

Maybe it's all that goopy stuff on you.

Maybe they didn't get the payments or maybe...

Me, too, Jim.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Minnesota, at our disposal.

Mm hmm? Have you given any thought

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. And this is the newest one?

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Amen.

Mm. Mm.

Mm. Who's He fighting?

Mmm. Stop it.

Modern warfare among the TV preachers.

Mom?

Mr. Bakker?

Must be hot though.

My friends are gonna be so excited when I tell them that I met you.

My goodness,

My goodness. Praise God. That's just wonderful.

My husband.

My land!

My land!

My little stars!

My new headshot.

My water broke.

National news, special report.

Never heard so many curse words.

Never mind that.

Never tell anybody anything about it

Nice to meet you, Jerry. I'm Tammy.

Nice to see you. Hi! How are you?

No idea? You're starting...

No man could ever give you enough.

No matter what happens in their life.

No, Christians don't stay up that late.

No, I don't belong with them.

No, I haven't been in church for years.

No, I know I made the payments, so...

No, it's her voice, Jim.

No, Jim,

No, Mother, we can't go back to school.

No, no. Let me help.

No, not in the least.

No, not yet, Susie.

No, Tammy!

No, there's no limit to God's love, Mrs. Grover,

No, yeah. We'll be taking her to the Betty Ford Center in the morning.

No? Well...

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. No, you can do anything you want,

No...

Nope, and I never will

Not even from my brother Pete.

Now, about what some people around here

Now, God has a voice in this fight.

Now, I find this problematic.

Now, isn't that happy news?

Now, my next guest is a new friend to The 700 Club,

Now, when she comes out,

Now...

Of $2 million negative balances,

Of a multi million dollar religious organization

Of being places on time, hmm?

Of course she likes you.

Of course.

Oh ho ho!

Oh, and Fats Domino.

Oh, come on!

Oh, dear Lord God.

Oh, did I? Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, even more now that you were honest with me.

Oh, God. How can I fix this?

Oh, goodness!

Oh, goodness.

Oh, he's 13 years old

Oh, he's so motivated.

Oh, hello, everybody!

Oh, hi, Mom.

Oh, honey.

Oh, how dare you.

Oh, how thankful I am

Oh, I can work up the bubbles, Jim.

Oh, I do, too, Jim.

Oh, I do.

Oh, I do.

Oh, I don't want to debate you, Jerry. I love you.

Oh, I got a new one.

Oh, I have no secrets.

Oh, I miss working, though. You know?

Oh, I wanna get back on TV.

Oh, I'm back here looking at the boat, Jim.

Oh, I'm so sorry. You know, when we do shows like this,

Oh, it looks beautiful, Jim.

Oh, it's fake. That's...

Oh, it's love that carried me here today.

Oh, it's such a blessing to finally meet you.

Oh, Jerry, no. We rise again in our coliseum.

Oh, Jim.

Oh, Jim.

Oh, let's see who Tammy's talking to.

Oh, Lord,

Oh, man.

Oh, maybe it got towed.

Oh, mine looks a little bit like it had an explosion.

Oh, Mom, you're so funny.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my goodness, just...

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my!

Oh, no, I have this, Richard.

Oh, no, it's faith.

Oh, no, Jim.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No, no. You know I couldn't do this without you.

Oh, no. No.

Oh, no. That's it.

Oh, now that you're here, I'm just gonna bug you any time I want to.

Oh, she do, Jim!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. She's comin' over here.

Oh, Sissy, you look so beautiful, baby.

Oh, sure, I dated girls.

Oh, sure, I do, Jim.

Oh, Tammy Faye.

Oh, thank you, dear.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, the crowd appreciates you. I think they like you.

Oh, the phones are ringing. Oh.

Oh, they're here.

Oh, this is someplace nice, Jim.

Oh, this is the nicest car I've ever seen, Jim.

Oh, this time, we'll keep the evangelicals in the tent.

Oh, we can't.

Oh, well, I'm proud to say that we reach three million viewers a day.

Oh, well, it's actually something all you kids...

Oh, well...

Oh, yeah, and what'd you two fellas get up to without me?

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna wake you up any hour of the night.

Oh, yeah, that one's for kids with special needs.

Oh, yeah, that's God's love.

Oh, yeah, that's right, Jim.

Oh, yeah, this is who I am.

Oh, yeah, we can.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You know,

Oh, yes, he is!

Oh, yes, he will.

Oh, yes, I love it.

Oh, yes, to flirt with him.

Oh, you're so beautiful, Tammy.

Oh, you're so big.

Oh, you're so welcome, Tammy.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Let me show you guys what I just got.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Hi, Jim.

Oh. I don't know.

Oh. Oh, we can't.

Oh. So I should... I'll... Yeah.

Oh. You're welcome.

Oh...

Oh...

Okay, bye bye.

Okay, come on. Come to bed.

Okay, everyone, let's see if I can do this.

Okay, get up on the pedestal.

Okay, I have another question.

Okay, I have something else for you, Stephen.

Okay, I'm gonna start by taking some of this off.

Okay, Mom.

Okay, Steve. At what time in your life

Okay, Steve. What did you feel

Okay, we're live in five, four, three.

Okay, well, thank you for my husband.

Okay, you ready to see? Close your eyes.

Okay, you're being so good.

Okay!

Okay?

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. Um, the first one is about puppets.

Okay. Well, what I've learned from doing these shows,

On charges of fraud today.

On every high thing that exalts itself.

On stage in 10 minutes.

On the Christian Broadcasting Network.

On TV in my own home telling me about God,

On your feet...

Once, I was even a party clown.

One couple showed up

One good thing about your mum kicking the bucket is

One of the local boat companies

One second. I'll try calling Jerry again.

Only reason they let me back

Ooh. Wow, she really was blind, wasn't she?

Oops.

Opening centers all across the country

Or if you don't have shoes

Oral Roberts went to college.

Oral Roberts, Jerry Falwell.

Other gay people who were happy with the way they were

Our life's work, Jim.

Our ministry's building lots of houses on the PTL property.

Out of millions of dollars to support a lavish lifestyle.

Out of your grain offerings.

Over at Liberty Broadcasting?

Party clown?

Pat Robertson's a good man.

Pearly gate is the story of Jim and Tammy Bakker.

Penny, cover your ears.

People are taking their seats.

People forget sometimes a pastor needs a pastor.

People laugh.

People need to know

People really like the show

Phooey! Fletcher, no, you're such a worrywart.

Picture of you and Jim on the front.

Pills to make her normal. Pills to make her sleep.

Please, for me.

Please?

Praise Jesus and praise you!

Praise The Lord television network

Praise the Lord!

Praise the Lord.

Praise, praise in the name of the Lord.

Preachers have to be awfully pious.

Presents our five year anniversary Christmas special,

Proverbs 29:3.

Providing housing for unwed mothers

PTL also operates Heritage Village

PTL brings the word of God and Jesus Christ

PTL is auctioning off opulent personal items

Put on the armor of God

Rachel and Fred Grover.

Raise your hands up, folks.

Rapture?

Reach out.

Really, we're challenging Christians to open their hearts.

Really?

Really?

Religion is boring and dull,

Republicans can't win without us.

Right here in our beach.

Right here on CBN!

Right here on my right, I have a young man named Steve Pieters,

Right, honey?

Right?

Right.

Roll that window up. I got the heat on.

Ronald Reagan himself, wrote me a personal letter

Salary, bonuses, and dividends, and royalties...

Say hello.

Say something.

Saying, "Jim, we do forgive you.

Season all your grain offerings...

See ya.

See, over here... Yes.

Serving God don't feel like

Shake a leg, please.

She doesn't like me.

She hid this.

She is with the Holy Spirit right now!

She jumped up.

She just needs to rest. No shows for a while.

She must have programmed it last minute or...

She really, really do!

She saved it like it was a little treasure.

She says Jim and his buddy had sex on her.

She stole it.

She was such a little bitty thing

She... she connects in her own way and...

She's a firecracker, Jim.

She's called before. We all call her "The Shrieker."

She's doing okay, she's fine.

She's not laughing. What are you laughing at?

She's peeing herself! Praise God!

Since I produced Monster Mash.

Since I was about six years old.

Since Jamie Charles was born.

Sit down, Mom.

Smoke and fire idn't just the providence of Hell, girl.

So back it up from there.

So I'll sing it for both of us, okay?

So loud

So much trouble collecting money for your benefit,

So no one would think anything?

So that you can take your stand

So there's not a whole lot you can do.

So thought I'd call my mother to keep me company.

So what do you think, Stephen?

So you could smell this.

So, are you watching Jim's show?

So, here goes.

So, here's the house.

So, hit it, Allie.

So, I have two ideas for you, Stephen.

So, I hold onto that.

So, I...

So, let's go. We're live in 15 minutes.

So, now is the time for our prayer warriors

So, now, you're gonna go in a circle.

So, Tammy, I think you oughta sing a song for us.

So, the satellite is directly above us?

So, together, if we agree together,

So, um, do you have any secrets, Jim?

So, um, the theme of today's show,

So, we have a satellite hookup live from LA.

So, we'll have a girl's night.

So, what do you think, Reverend?

So, what made you feel...

So, what's new?

So, you can talk about me. That's all right.

So, you have to stay right here.

So...

Some people just don't change.

Something for the kids.

Something that no one else knows about.

Sorry.

Stand up, everybody, stand up.

Stand up, Mom.

Start with what you need for clothes.

Steve is a patient of AIDS

Stop performing.

Stupid question. Of course you're not cold.

Such a good service.

Such as I never experienced in my whole life.

Sure thing, Mister.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. Um, yeah.

Swindled followers

Ta da! I made it!

Taints this day.

Take the coat, Mom.

Tam, my sweetheart,

Tam...

Tammy and I are so very glad

Tammy and I are undergoing the most vicious attacks

Tammy Faye and this is Sissy.

Tammy Faye Bakker!

Tammy Faye, ladies and gentlemen,

Tammy Faye!

Tammy Faye.

Tammy was real upset that you weren't here for it.

Tammy, get up.

Tammy, I hope you're not gonna let him do this.

Tammy, I need your help.

Tammy, I, um...

Tammy, I'm sorry.

Tammy, it's time to go. Time for the shoot.

Tammy, sometimes, I fear

Tammy, we have a bit of goop on our face.

Tammy, you're needed on stage four.

Tammy! You're not camera ready.

Tammy?

Tammy?

Tammy? Tammy, it's all right.

Tammy.

Tammy.

Tammy.

Tammy.

Tammy.

Ted, can I say something?

Tell me something. Tell me a secret.

Tell me.

Tell your parents about.

Than I've been a husband.

Than just the sparkles.

Than the millionaires that I've known who are worried sick

Thank you, Lord, for the United States of America.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I'm sorry to drag her away, Gary.

Thank you. Thank you for coming, fellas.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thanking me for my support in his election!

Thanks to this little miracle.

Thanks very much.

Thanks.

That deserves a big ol' round of applause.

That God doesn't love you if you're poor?

That God loves homosexuals.

That grace that reached down and said,

That have happened over the years.

That He would allow you to save the souls that I wasn't able to.

That I am the luckiest man on the face of this planet?

That I cannot take back.

That I shouldn't have.

That is John 3, verse 2,

That is the only thing that matters now.

That made me realize I could be happy with the way I am.

That must be paid

That new talk show of his is on.

That newspaper.

That one. How much time do we have?

That only the devil would approve of

That people wanna stay away

That something depraved

That their children are gonna be safe, you know?

That there was a lot more to marriage

That they've built.

That was beautiful. That was lovely, Tam.

That was not bad. How was that?

That was Tam.

That way, we can help bring his love to all people.

That way, we can save the word of God.

That we are so very, very sorry.

That we as Christians

That we as mom and dads love through anything.

That we had to put a little milk crate

That we live in this wonderful country.

That we will not go up to them

That we've been granted the opportunity to talk with you today,

That what God wants of me is beyond my abilities.

That would've made such a difference.

That you are the only woman on Earth

That you read in the newspapers, Mom.

That you were feeling this way?

That'll be all. They're permanently lined.

That's good.

That's how we're able to reach so many folks just simultaneously.

That's really sweet.

That's really you.

That's religion. See, you got 'em mixed up.

That's right, folks!

That's the bait.

That's the best. I think I've only made that,

That's the big boss man. We need him to like us.

That's the first Christian water park.

That's the Song of Solomon.

That's very good. Yes.

That's why I can't hear Him.

That's why we chose this plot.

That's why.

That's wonderful.

That's... That's a lie.

The Bakker scandal will hurt

The Bakkers couldn't even get out of their car.

The Bible explicitly forbids homosexuality.

The car.

The charges being made against you right now

The coalition that we delivered to Reagan,

The Colonel, Colonel Sanders in The 700 Club!

The Devil's coming for me, Tammy.

The doctor told us if you'd waited a day longer,

The doctors didn't tell me that.

The doctors have had her on so many loopy things

The feminist agenda.

The founder of the now bankrupt PTL ministry

The Inspirational Network.

The Jim and Tammy Show!

The liberal agenda.

The numbers are on your screen.

The only hope's in saving America.

The partners will not let us down.

The pledges are rolling in, Mom.

The President of the United States,

The prosecution called Bakker,

The PTL Television Network plans to broadcast 24 hours a day

The PTL TV network is carrying out a master plan...

The secular press hates us

The souls of all your brothers and sisters

The things you say, Gary.

The trees, the oxygen is...

Their stock is always up!

Then, gradually, we'll bring you back on the network

Then, please, Jesus,

There he is.

There was a woman...

There were so many people waiting to see them

There you are.

There's a limit to God's love, Tammy Faye.

There's another thing. The woman...

There's debate about how much

There's never anything to make it stop hurting.

There's no gray area.

There's one with pregnant teens and one for kids with needs.

There's reasons you can't be seen in church, Tam.

There's so many secrets,

Therefore, if God is for us, who could be against us?

These are the men that are gonna help me fix this.

These times do not come back.

They also brought new charges of moral failure.

They are among the best known figures

They are doing God's work teaching skills to the homeless.

They are precious, precious times.

They are.

They brought encouragement and hope to lots of people.

They feel the sense of ownership

They have a rule against students marrying one another.

They love me.

They love you not.

They see you,

They see you, and they'll change the channel.

They wouldn't leave you here.

They'll bring their mothers and their fathers.

They're addictive.

They're children of God.

They're gonna laugh.

They're our partners. We call them partners.

They're still your boy, they're still your girl

They've had to go to funding other projects.

This baby is a miracle. Don't you take her from us.

This fine vehicle

This gay cancer is affecting our country, our families.

This is an emotional interview for me.

This is beautiful.

This is just wonderful, honey.

This is Old Jerusalem.

This is really nice.

This is sublime. This is top drawer.

This is such a day of joy.

This is the relaxation room.

This is, uh, gonna be Christian rock concerts.

This morning when I was in need of some comfort,

Those puppets of yours filled me. Deeply.

Three, two...

Till the second coming of Christ.

Time to count your blessings, for they are plentiful.

To all your offerings.

To be back where I once belonged.

To deliver Him to you folks tonight. Okay?

To founder Jim Bakker's resignation last week.

To make marriages better.

To make the preserves.

To my mother and her husband,

To provide food, clothing, furniture, and job bank centers.

To raise desperately needed cash,

To rise up because we are in a war.

To taking some time off to be with your family?

To talk to me about how you're not tired.

To the fat Baptist.

To the partners.

To the world's ears.

To wanna be seen just for the sake of it. You know?

Today, the nation's fourth largest network.

Today.

Too much on the line.

Touched by The Word. Thanks to PTL.

Truly. Yeah.

Two years ago, I was on a date

Uh huh.

Uh, this is Roe Messner.

Uh... Um, how many partnerships do you have to sell in order to fund it?

Uh... Well...

Um, as long as she's feelin' better.

Um, I don't think...

Um, sorry.

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um...

Up there in the sky.

Upon the entire Christian community.

Us Christians, we're just stuck in the mud

Using the fork and the knife at the same time

Vice President Bush...

Wait till you hear it.

Wait till you see Kevin's House.

Wanda, come here.

Wanda, my nose is shiny.

Was being baptized,

Was it just a word to you, Steve?

Was little more than a prayer and a dream.

Was your drive in okay?

Wasn't that fun?

Watch close. Every now and again,

We announced his birth on air.

We are being persecuted by the secular press

We are gonna spread His word.

We are good soldiers.

We are running on the expansion to studio...

We called the studio, Jim, but you were on the air.

We can air reruns of Jim and Tammy for a few weeks.

We can protect you.

We come back bigger, and stronger, and better.

We could build a shopping complex around the hotel

We could get a Grammy.

We don't know what the future holds,

We don't leave them stranded in the desert.

We don't want them destitute.

We got a real surge in pledges.

We gotta do 400 K today. Can we shake a leg, please?

We grieve for the impact all of this has had

We have an experience today that really is touching to me.

We have gathered us into His kingdom and made us priests of God his Father.

We have our differences.

We just got her home.

We love you, too, Tammy Faye.

We must take a leap of faith for God.

We need to talk about the deficit

We should just stay out of it and keep politics out of the church.

We think it's best that we create a distance

We wanna have him want us back.

We want to make sure

We want to say to you

We would be tickled pink to have your support.

We'll check back with you to find out if you're interested.

We'll get you set up.

We'll go to Maciano's, get some pasta.

We'll start with everything.

We'll take care of your parking validation.

We're clear.

We're gonna do a telethon next week.

We're gonna get that expansion in Studio 3,

We're gonna have a baby!

We're gonna have a baby?

We're gonna have a coliseum.

We're in a fight here, Jim.

We're in the business of healing people.

We're not doing anything wrong, though.

We're on the up and up.

We're opening the house now, Ms. Bakker.

We're selling partnerships to fund it.

We're so glad to see you.

We're soldiers in Christ.

We're still gonna be over budget on that...

We're trying to do a TV show here, baby.

We're with you, Tammy!

We're... We're always playing catch up.

We've been called to serve in a very real way.

We've been taught that we're supposed to

We've got a marvelous show for you today.

We've got one for unwed mothers.

We've heard about your sinful behavior.

Well, all right. I'll tell you, Tammy. Um...

Well, amen!

Well, because it's a person.

Well, before God found me, I wanted to be a radio deejay.

Well, bless your hearts.

Well, buildings are miracles.

Well, Fletcher's waiting outside

Well, God has cancelled the claim of poverty

Well, God's been talking to me, too, you know, Jim?

Well, have you reached out to any Christian networks or anything?

Well, he's counting on us doing the same thing for him in '88.

Well, hello there, Susie Moppet.

Well, hello there, Tammy Faye.

Well, hello there, Tammy.

Well, hello, everyone,

Well, here we are.

Well, I do love the camera, but...

Well, I have to get my exercise somehow.

Well, I haven't had a concert in almost a decade

Well, I love our country,

Well, I only need one man.

Well, I'll be right back.

Well, I'm never giving you back to Nashville, oh, no!

Well, I'm not the developer yet.

Well, I'm sick of you, too.

Well, I'm sorry, Susanne.

Well, I'm trying to focus.

Well, if I could have watched a preacher

Well, if Tammy's not going to sing, I guess I am.

Well, it is attractive, and it's very, very warm.

Well, it is. And when the man wants to become erect,

Well, it seems like she's having some trouble

Well, it's all you, Tam, it's all you.

Well, it's amazing anything ever gets built, that's for sure.

Well, it's better than spending the night with an alligator.

Well, it's up to the wife to make herself desirable for her husband.

Well, Jim is a little bit late today,

Well, Jim says that I need to rest for my pregnancy,

Well, maybe you're hurting,

Well, must've got stolen...

Well, my surprise is gonna make you feel so much better.

Well, one or two.

Well, she said she'd be damned

Well, she's gonna miss you at night.

Well, tell me.

Well, that's very kind of you...

Well, that's where you belong.

Well, the Carolinas are a long way from International Falls.

Well, the fruit isn't dropping our way, that's for sure.

Well, the ministry makes lots of houses.

Well, these things happen to people

Well, they won't have me.

Well, this is a fun song, boys and girls.

Well, this is perfect. I love this.

Well, very nice.

Well, we here at PTL, we reach 20 million viewers a day

Well, we'll have to call the preacher down in Raleigh

Well, we're gonna use these puppets as part of our sermon

Well, well, I... I...

Well, what do you see me doing, Stephen?

Well, why don't...

Well, yes, of course,

Well, yes. Why would it hurt me? I was a good Christian pastor.

Well, you can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God.

Well, you can't believe everything

Well, you know something else that's fantastic?

Well, you know that I grew up poor.

Well, you know, I don't think of them as homosexuals.

Well, you're gonna have a new show, kids.

Well, your mother's never been all that nice to you.

Well...

Well...

Were the most famous televangelist couple in America,

Were we preaching

What a beautiful audience! Hi, how are you doing?

What a pleasure, Mr. Falwell.

What are you doing with those things?

What are you saying?

What can I do for happiness?

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

What do you think he pays himself?

What do you think?

What doors are you gonna open up for me to walk through?

What happened when you told your mom and dad

What happened? Why didn't you do it, Jim?

What you need, every little thing.

What?

What?

What?

What? What's wrong?

What'd He tell ya to do this time?

What'd she do to her face?

What'd you do?

What's happening with the other thing?

What's that about?

What's your salary, Jim?

When God spoke peace to my heart,

When I created The 700 Club,

When Jesus calls you home,

When was the last time that you were touched

When you first heard the word AIDS?

When you're looking at it from the bottom up.

When's lunch?

Where are you?

Where are you?

Where are you?

Where have you gone?

Where PTL members can vacation with inspiration.

Where'd you go?

Which are in Jesus Christ.

Which tainted the name "politician,"

While PTL was suffering through months after months

While you're in your time of healing, he wants you to be safe and provided for.

While you're just buying minks

Who are more blessed

Who are supposed to love everyone

Who is this?

Who paid for this house, Tammy?

Who simply do not want you to receive the word of God.

Who understands me.

Who was it?

Who will stand with a young person.

Who would like a picture?

Who you are to me...

Who's that?

Why are you so unwilling to accept the love that God has for you?

Why can't I feel you?

Why do you have to do so much shopping, Tam?

Why not do a late night show?

Why, Susie?

Why?

Wife swapping, homosexuality.

Will you mind getting me another Coke?

With a minister by the name of Mr. Pat Robertson.

With makeup on your face?

With my girlfriend at the time.

With my girlfriend, Sandy, and...

With that whiny, grating Betty Boop voice!

With the leather interior and the chrome on the wheels

With the pregnancy. What'd I miss?

With those puppets?

With Uncle Pat just behind the barn.

Wow!

Wow!

Wow!

Wow! Oh, wow!

Wow.

Write it down, what you make,

Yeah, all right. Nice.

Yeah, I won't go forward

Yeah, I'm so glad you guys are here.

Yeah, very subtle.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep, you sure did. Uh huh.

Yes, he is, Tammy Faye Bakker.

Yes, honey, and that's $25 a pledge.

Yes, I think we can.

Yes, it orbits us.

Yes, Jim.

Yes, people. We truly are blessed

Yes, sir?

Yes, sir.

Yes, Tammy.

Yes, that's... that's... that's true.

Yes, we do.

Yes, yes.

Yes!

Yes?

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Amen.

Yes. That's exactly what I told you.

Yes. Well, you know Tammy,

Yes. Yes. And, you know,

You and me, from the swimming pool to the hot tub,

You are truly an inspiration to me. It's an honor.

You better believe it!

You broke faith with me, Tammy!

You built you an empire.

You can kiss me

You can let me be the man that I was meant to be for you.

You can't leave me at home all alone,

You can't take all those pills, honey.

You can't talk to him like that.

You can't... What are you doing?

You cannot expect to have abundancy coming back to you.

You could come to Heritage

You could have died.

You didn't even look at me.

You do.

You don't believe me, but it's true.

You don't belong here. You don't belong anywhere.

You don't know anything.

You don't talk right now.

You feel it, sister! I know you feel it!

You follow blindly.

You go back there right away, and...

You got me out of bed

You got Wanda laughing.

You guys!

You had enough drugs in your system to kill a truck driver.

You have a good one.

You have to stay right here.

You just have to.

You just spent an hour talking about pumping penises.

You know everybody's waiting for you and it's a big day.

You know God's grace is sufficient enough for you today, too.

You know it was fate.

You know that Pat called me

You know what I'm gonna do?

You know what I'm gonna say. God loves you.

You know what they say about details? God is in 'em.

You know when I saw that clipping with my face on it,

You know, because the partnerships we've already sold,

You know, for as long as I can remember, Roe,

You know, God told me that that's what He wants for me.

You know, he's not terribly dynamic for a charismatic.

You know, Heaven,

You know, I don't pretend to be something I'm not

You know, I got a letter this week, Tammy.

You know, I wanna do what he's doing.

You know, I'm trying to feel like myself again.

You know, if everyone watching

You know, it is dangerous

You know, maybe I've been a better builder

You know, next time, I'm gonna make you guys my fudge.

You know, on the show, like, a couple times. Mmm.

You know, she hasn't had enough love in her life,

You know, Susanne, since you're having

You know, Tammy and I, we just hate to do this,

You know, thank God for a mom and dad

You know, the biggest problem that they say is,

You know, we built CBN in four years

You know, we could do that.

You know, we... we paid for all this, Tammy.

You know, we're all just people made out of the same old dirt.

You know, why don't you go ahead, I'm gonna catch up.

You know, would you like to do a show?

You know, your voice makes me feel closer to Him.

You look fine, honey.

You look like a beautiful bear.

You look so good! Come here. You do.

You love kids, don't you?

You make me laugh. I was happy to find...

You nailed it.

You need to get her under control.

You need to understand how powerful we are

You open yourself up to demons

You planning on sacrificing Christians?

You probably don't remember but I volunteered at PTL.

You really hurt me.

You really think so, Gary?

You recognize this?

You remember Jim and Tammy Faye?

You still like me?

You stopped paying attention to me, Jim.

You stopped taking care of me.

You sure...

You think if you deny yourself indoor plumbing,

You think you're going to get a bonus

You too, brother?

You too, sister! Feel the spirit.

You try being married to Tammy Faye.

You two are here to learn the ways of the Lord through scripture, yeah?

You understand that I can't allow you to stay here.

You used to take care of me, Tammy.

You wanna come give me some help?

You wanna start us off, honey?

You want to stand up, honey?

You were always so nice to me.

You were paying Tammy Faye bonuses. No.

You were paying yourself bonuses,

You wonder why I don't snuggle you.

You would have had brain damage.

You, how?

You're a bottomless pit.

You're distracting me.

You're enough, honey.

You're forgiven.

You're fussy, Pastor Jim.

You're going to Hell, Tammy.

You're going to love it.

You're gonna have

You're gonna have a harvest of misery!

You're gonna have a harvest of sickness!

You're gonna have to wait.

You're gonna pay for that.

You're just being fussy.

You're owed a "thank you"?

You're so beautiful.

You're so funny, Graham.

You're so loud.

You're so much more handsome than he is.

You're ugly.

You're watching Pat Robertson

You're watching PTL,

You're wearing as much as Tammy these days.

You're welcome.

You've got a demon inside you.

You've taken her makeup off.

Young people today are raised on television.

Your home, and everything in it, belongs to the ministry.

Your midnight's almost over.

Your nose isn't shiny, Jim.

Your opinion means so much to me.

Yours, mine, PTL's, the entire world's.

7:7.

10 minutes, Tammy.

20 million souls a day

30 seconds, everyone!

"Tammy's Terrific Teens." Oh, yeah.

a harvest of pain! PTL.

Amen. Amen.

Amen. Mm hmm.

And some don't take it that well. Tammy, I will handle this.

Aw! Yes, sir!

Bye. Bye.

Can I help you with that? No!

Coliseum. Yes.

Come on, Grandma. Come on.

Come on. Don't push me.

Did a caller upset you, dear? Tammy...

Do you feel love? Yes.

Don't leave a mark, okay? Yeah.

God bless you. Tammy Faye.

God or that Jim boy? God.

Guilty. Guilty.

Have you seen this? Hmm?

He really does. Bye bye. He really, really does.

He really, really does. He really does.

Hello, Steve! Hi, Tammy.

Hello! Hello! Honey.

Hi, kids. Oh.

Hi. Hi, nice to meet ya.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hmm. A couple of months even.

How can I help you? Ah. Bless you.

How was it? Uh, that was good, Jim.

I am a man! You're a boy.

I don't sleep at all. What about Tam?

I got you now. I got you now. Wanda! Wanda!

I just... I know... Jim. Oh, my God.

I love all of you guys. Reverend Falwell.

I love that place. Yeah? Oh, wait.

I really appreciate... Thank you for coming in.

I see, I see him. Go say hi!

I see. Yes.

I sure will. All right.

I think I... Okay.

I think... And I wanna hear

I... I didn't know. Mm.

I'm gonna go give Jim a kiss. Okay.

I'm not gonna do it though. You should.

I'm sorry, kids! There he is.

Isn't it beautiful? It really is. Mm hmm.

It looks great, Jim. You think?

It's fine. A little more powder, please.

Jim, go say hi! I don't wanna say hi.

Jim! Hey! You got a second?

Jim? Hey, honey.

Jim? Yes?

Jim. I'm here. I'm here.

Jim. No, Tammy.

Jim. Thank you, Gary.

Jim. Yeah?

Jim. Yes.

Leave them on. All right.

loaned it to us, I bet. I'm gonna take my shoes off.

Merry Christmas! Bye bye, everybody!

Mm hmm. ...are gonna wanna

Mm mm. Yes, it is.

Mm? On air.

Mm. And I'm convinced

Mm. But, anyhoo,

Mm. I do.

Mm. Oh, no,

Nice to meet ya. I'm Tammy. Nice to meet you. Stephen.

No, Jim. No, she doesn't.

No, no, no! Yeah.

No, no. Reverend. Thank you so much.

No, sir. Mm.

No! No! "Wanda, help.

No. I'm telling you, Wanda.

No. Trust me,

No. Yes.

Not exactly. I honestly, honest...

Not today. Not today, no?

Oh, boy. What?

Oh, I did something terrible. Oh?

Oh, I do, Jim. You do?

Oh, man. Hi.

Oh, no, I'm good. Okay.

Oh, no. Jim, please, no. Tammy.

Oh, no. Oh, no. What?

Oh, now who is this? Oh, I'm Susie Moppet.

Oh, okay, another one. It's for teenagers.

Oh, Tam? Mm?

Oh, Tammy, I don't know... We need to pray.

Oh, thank you, thank you! Paradise!

Oh, well... Oh, this isn't gambling, Roe.

Oh. He came.

Oh. Wanda, tell him he's fussy.

Oh. Yes.

Oh. It's too much. No.

Okay, okay, okay. ...with salt.

Okay. Do you want a little remover?

Okay. Shh. "Now, I'm gonna kill myself.

on my neck. Okay.

Please. Tammy, I suggest

Praise be to God. Yes, praise Him.

PTL. PTL.

PTL. PTL.

Really? Really.

Right, Jim? Audience?

Say, "Glory to God!" Glory to God!

say, "Hallelujah!" Hallelujah!

See that? You're right.

She don't. I really don't.

She's been acting very... Jim.

Sorry. Night night, Tam. Take care.

Sorry. Oh, I'm super.

Stop it! You can't talk... But you know it's true.

Tam, where's the privy? On the left.

Tam? Mm?

Tam. Hmm?

Tam. Oh.

Tammy loves the idea. Tammy, we're on.

Tammy, did you see that? Hmm?

Tammy, I said get up. Shush now.

Tammy? Hmm?

Tammy. Baby.

Thank you so much for coming. Jim.

Thank you, Reverend. Mm.

Thank you. Okay.

Thank you. Thanks for coming through.

the show's about to start. Hey, Pat!

This is not... It was from meeting

to the whole world. That's it.

Um, Max. Hi.

We are here for good. Oh, I'm sorry, Tammy.

We are here for your good. I'm so, so, so sorry.

We can't. I know.

We need to talk. Now. Jim, it was great.

Well, my mother cried. Uh huh.

Well, we'll think about it. Oh, Pat, Pat, Pat!

Well, yeah. Yeah.

What a beautiful place! How are you?

What should I write, Jim? Start with everything.

with millions of followers... ...and recriminations.

Wow. Yeah.

Yeah, but... Honey...

Yeah. And...

Yeah. So detailed.

Yeah. We've been looking for you,

Yeah. Yes.

Yes. So ornate.

Yes. That's right.

You guys just hangin' out? Yeah.

You know it's true. Fletcher.

You love children. I do.

You think? Oh, yeah.

you're saying that's a lie. Yes. Yes.

...a second childhood.

...and the people who are asking me to save them.

...and to the church at large if I allowed you to come back.

...blow your home over?

...busloads of tourists,

...but we don't rightly know where we're carrying it to.

...Christian Disney World

...couple million dollars in PTL cash

...feminist revolution.

...focus on the foundation.

...following the scandal that led

...having sex with Reverend Jim Bakker.

...like there was no way for you to be straight?

...on a punching bag

...please welcome tonight's special guest,

...voices of angels. I hope you enjoy them,

...with my daddy's tire.

'Cause normally when I use frosting, it's not this thick.

'Cause the God I know is still God.

'cause the stock market doesn't know what it's doing!

"a blameless conscience,

"A man corrupted by love of money and luxury."

"A man who keeps company with harlots

"All things work for good to them that love God,

"and be in health, even as thy soul prospereth."

"and He will give you your heart's desires."

"And I love you just the way you are."

"And I will take hold of the fruit."

"and I'll dedicate my life to Him and Him alone.

"and under His wings

"as a bridegroom rejoices in his bride,

"As a young man marries a young woman,

"at 300,000 per year.

"Beloved, I wish above all things that thou mayest prosper

"Blessed be the poor," Mr. Bakker.

"both before God and before men."

"Don't give up."

"Everything works for good for them that love God."

"for new building project."

"Glory to God."

"He shall cover thee with His feathers

"He that dwelleth in the secret place

"He will win two souls right then and there."

"House on the lake. Security. Personal maid."

"How can we get people to listen to us?"

"I do my best to maintain always

"I intend for you to thrive,"

"I will forsake my dream of being a deejay.

"I will stop peddling in rock and roll

"I will take hold of the palm tree."

"If He sees fit to save that boy's life,

"In order that,

"in this life."

"Jim and his buddy had sex on me."

"Jim Bakker'll have my gosh darn blood on his hands."

"Jim's salary for a lifetime

"just as Christ was raised from the dead

"like clusters of fruit.

"My nose is shiny."

"of the most high

"PTL's Bakker diverts ministry funds

"Secretary for one year. Phone bill.

"shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty."

"shalt thou trust."

"so will your Builder marry you;

"so will your God rejoice in you."

"Take delight in the Lord

"Tammy Faye, I love you.

"Tammy's salary for a lifetime at 100,000 a year.

"That's why" what, Tam?

"through baptism into death.

"through the glory of the Father,

"to live, and to love"

"to them who are called according to His purpose."

"Wanda. Wanda.

"wastes his wealth."

"We are fishers of men."

"We forgive Jim and Tammy of all of their sins."

"We therefore were buried with him

"we too may walk in newness of life."

"You can keep the tip."

"You can make it.

"Your stature is like that of a palm and your breasts

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