Robin Hood Edit

A A mere slip of the forked tongue, Your Majesty.

A coup d'etat, to coin a Norman phrase.

A crown! How exciting!

A cuddly face.

A double hangin', eh?

A face appears. [ Gasping ]

A hero? Do you hear that, Johnny? We've just been pardoned.

A jailbreak tonight is the only chance he's got.

A jailbreak? There ain't no way you can get him.

A kiss? Oh, that's sissy stuff.

A little tyke who's rather like a puppet on a string

A minute before he knows we're there

A perfect bull's eye.

A perfect fit, sire. Most becoming.

A pox on that phony king of England

A pox on that phony King of England! Oo de lally!

About Robin Hood.

After them, you fools!

Ah, ah, ah, ah!

Ah, ah, ah! Seven years' bad

Ah, but while there is a merry man in Robin's wily pack

Ah, me. Young love.

Ah, no need to worry.

Ah, not Robin Hood.

Ah, oh! [ Chuckling ]

Ah, oh! Look, sire. Look!

Ah, revenge!

Ah, what they won't think of next.

Ah, Your Ladyship.

Ah! Here we go again.

Ah! Hiss, I have it!

Ah! Me lord.

Ah! Off with his head!

Aha! But, remember.

All different too.

All right, you in there, come out with your hands up.

All right. Laugh, you two rogues.

Alms for the poor.

Alms for the poor. Alms.

Alms, alms, alms for the poor.

Alms.

Alms. Alms for the poor.

And believe me, it's a good thing he did,

And criminently, get back to your patrol.

And does this prisoner return your love?

And don't stick your tongue out at me, kid.

And down with that scurvy Prince John!

And he throws an angry tantrum if he cannot have his way

And his helpless subjects paid dearly...

And His Majesty also blesses you, little sister.

And how well King Richard's crown sits on your noble brow.

And I'll drop in on the royal treasury.

And I've got just the right present for you.

And maybe it'll even be a double hangin'.

And miss this chance to perform before royalty?

And my job is to... tell it like it is.

And not because he passed some laws or had that lofty brow

And now I name you...

And now, Your Mightiness, allow me to lay some protocol on you.

And on and on

And remember what you're supposed to do.

And remember, it was your idea I hypnotized him and

And since I am the head man

And that mean old sheriff took my birthday present.

And the spindle legged stork from Devonshire.

And the taxes is due

And then he calls for Mom while he's suckin' his thumb.

And then I'm gonna present meself to the lovely Maid Marian and

And then revenge!

And when our elusive hero tries to rescue...

And you are walking to Nottingham.

And you're gonna preach your neck right into a hangman's noose.

And you're smellin' that sweet perfume.

And, oh, I have good news, sire.

And, well, he just straightened everything out.

Another trap?

Apox on that phony king of England

Archer, I commend you, and because of...

Archery tournament? Ha!

Are we good guys or bad guys?

Attention, everyone.

Attention, everyone.

Aw, come on, Robbie. Climb the castle walls.

Aw, forget it. Your mind's not on food.

Aw, little sister,

Aw, shucks, Trigger, it's only Nutsy.

B B But, sire, hang Friar Tuck, a man of the church?

Beautiful, lovely taxes! [ Laughing ]

Because I love him, Your Highness.

Beggin' your pardon, but it's a great honor...

Besides, what have I got to offer her?

Besides, you broke your mother's mirror.

Blabberin', jabberin'

Bless you both.

Bless you. Bless you.

Borrow? Huh. Boy, are we in debt.

Boy, oh, boy. Now how do I look?

Bravo! Uh, bravo! Yes.

But B But Sire, please.

But be a stouthearted little lad, and don't let it get ya down.

But But, sire, it's a big hit.

But he carved our initials on this tree.

But how will I recognize him?

But I do believe we're surrounded.

But I still got a feelin' that

But lucky for us folks, King Richard returned,

But not in Nottingham

But not in Nottingham

But Prince John says that taxes should hurt.

But there's gonna be a big to do in Nottingham.

But traitors to the Crown must die!

But wait till he sees this scene I lay on Prince John.

But when it's gone

But when it's gone

But you could have chosen a more romantic setting.

But, of course, my dear. Believe me,

But, um, couldn't there be trouble...

Can't there be some happiness

Can't you see he's laid up? Come on, Otto.

Can't you see the tears we're cryin'

Chances? You must be joking.

Close your eyes. Tight shut. No peeking, sire.

Collectin' taxes for that arrogant,

Come again on my birthday!

Come forth, spirits.

Come on, Johnny.

Come on, lady fair! Let's go!

Come on, Rob. Come on.

Come on. Follow me.

Contemplatin' nothin' but escapin' and finally makin' it

Cool it, lover boy. Your heart's runnin' away with your head.

Criminently, Trigger! Point that peashooter the other way.

Criminently. Now I know why your mama called you "Nutsy."

Cuddly. [ Laughs ]

Death to tyrants!

Did he now?

Did I? Y Y Yes, I did.

Did you say Friar Tuck?

Do come in. Come in and rest yourself.

Do do do do do

Do do do do do

Do do do do do do dee do do do

Do me old ears hear the melodious voice...

Do you hear that, Hiss? Oh, you [ Mumbling ]

Doesn't it? Uh, King Richard?

Don Don't forget it.

Don't hurt me! No, no! Don't hurt me! Help! Help!

Don't you worry none, Sheriff. The safety's on Old Betsy.

Double the taxes! Triple the taxes!

Easily.

Empty.

Enough!

Enough! I am king! King! King!

Every little bit helps.

Every town

Every town

Everybody, this way!

Faint hearts never won fair ladies

Fear not, my friends

For bein' blind, he sure knows a good man...

For encouraging contributions from the poor. [ Chuckling ]

For his humiliation, believe me.

For I'm a jolly good fellow For I'm a jolly good

For me

For me?

For the final shoot out,

For the likes of him, says I.

Forgive me a cruel chuckle. [ Laughing ]

Fortune tellers!

Fortune tellers! How droll. Uh, stop the coach.

Fortunes forecast! Lucky charms!

Fortunes forecast. Lucky charms.

Friar Tuck will be led to the gallows in the village square, don't you see?

Friar Tuck, [ Sighs ] I don't think anyone is coming.

Friar Tuck, we've saved this.

Friar, get goin'. Hurry.

From the mists of time,

Gee whiz! It's Robin Hood!

Gee, did Robin Hood really give it to you?

Gee, I'd sure like to shoot your bow and arrow.

Gee, Skippy, how come you're goin'?

Gee, thanks, Mr. Robin Hood, sir.

Get lost. Begone, long one.

Get out of my church!

Get out of that if you can.

Get the dope with your horoscope.

Give it to him! Give it to him! Give it to him, Friar!

Go, laddie, go!

Good bye, Mr. Robin Hood!

Gosh, I'm seven years old, goin' on eight.

Greedy, ruthless, no good Prince John?

Guards! Guards!

Guards! Guards! My gold!

Ha! The sheriff and his whole posse couldn't lift you off the ground.

Half as good as you blabbermouth, you're better'n Robin Hood.

Handsome, regal, oh! Majestic.

Happy birthday

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear Skippy

Happy birthday, son!

Has its taxes too

Has its ups and downs

Has its ups and downs

Have you no heart? We all scrimped and saved to give it to him.

He amuses me too. [ Laughing ]

He calls for Mom and sucks his thumb and doesn't want to play

He could've swum twice that far, huh, Mr. Robin Hood, sir?

He sits alone on the giant throne pretendin' he's the king

He throws an angry tantrum if he cannot have his way

He's gonna make it,

He's in the basket.

He's just gotta make it.

He's out doin' good again.

He's scared of me, that's what he is.

He's sure to be known as John the Worst

He's sure to be known as John the Worst

He's sure to be known as John the Worst

Hello. This one almost had my name on it, didn't it?

Help! He's gone stark raving mad!

Help! Robin, help!

Here I come. Ready or not.

Here. And keep your chin up.

Hey, here come the bride, Trigger.

Hey, how do I look? Huh?

Hey, lover boy. How's that grub comin'? Man, I'm starved.

Hey, old Rob's not a bad actor.

Hey, wait a minute! What's Oh, excuse me, buster.

Hey, what the

Hey, what's that?

Hey, whoa! It's boiling over!

Hey, you guys, not so fast. Wait for me.

Hey! Who's drivin' this flyin' umbrella?

His face is handsome,

Hiss, he's finished! Done for!

Hiss, put it on my luggage.

Hiss, this is a red letter day

Hiss, with you around, who needs a court jester?

Hiss, you deliberately dodged.

Hiss! Oh, you've hissed your last

Hiss! You're never around when I need you!

Hiss! You're never around when I need you!

Hmm. Well, what have we got here?

Hmm. Well.

Hmm. What have we here?

Hmpf! And you?

Hmpf. So there.

Ho ooo!

Hooray!

How about that?

How can I ever thank you?

How gracious!

Huh, yeah. The next time that sheriff'll probably have a rope around our necks.

Huh! I could spot him through them phony disguises.

Hypnotism could rid you of your... psychosis...

I am Sir Reginald, duke of Chutney.

I bet he'll storm the castle gates, fight the guards,

I can't help it.

I couldn't have lived without you, Robin.

I got a feelin' in my bones there's gonna be a jailbreak any minute.

I hear you're havin' a bit of trouble gettin' your hands on that Robin Hood.

I heard it! I heard it, Sheriff! The door! The door!

I hopes I win the kiss.

I I I know. I know.

I I'm way behind in me work, Sheriff.

I knew it. I knew it. I just knew this would happen.

I know my name! Get on with it!

I love her, Johnny.

I only wish I could do more.

I owe my life to you, my darling.

I see, um, your illustrious name.

I sentence you to sudden, instant and even...

I share your loathing, sire.

I thought you were long gone.

I told Skippy he was shooting too high.

I tried to warn you, but, no. You wouldn't listen. You just had to

I wish it would never end.

I wish you luck,

I wonder.

I wonder. Silly serpent.

I, Prince John, challenge you to a duel. Hey, hey!

I'd give all my gold if I could just get my hands

I'll use that fat friar as bait to trap Robin Hood.

I'm an outlaw, that's what.

I'm gonna shoot it first.

I'm gonna win that golden arrow,

I'm inclined to believe

I'm not either. Watch this.

I'm scared of Prince John. He's cranky.

I'm serious, Johnny. She's a highborn lady of quality.

I'm so very glad he did. Now I get to meet all of you.

I'm tiptop, all right, but I'm not as good as he is.

I've got a dirty thumb.

I've never been so happy.

I've told you never to mention my brother's name!

If I tattletale, I'll die till I'm dead.

If I tattletale, I'll die till I'm dead.

If Robin Hood showed up?

If we had wings for flyin'

If we weren't so down

If you don't mind my saying so, you see,

Immediate death!

In history, of course.

Incredible as he is inept

Indeed he has, Reggie. [ Laughs ]

Inside of me

Is gonna dangle from the gallows come daybreak.

Isn't he, Little John?

It ain't Sunday, you know. [ Chuckles ]

It always makes you so happy.

It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in law.

It just wouldn't work.

It really is. Yes.

It smarts, don't it, Otto?

It sure is, and I'll just take it for poor Prince John.

It sure is. Why don't you open it?

It's all right, children. Don't be afraid. Please come here.

It's him! It's Robin Hood!

It's not much, but please take it for the poor.

It's Robin Hood I I want.

It's Robin Hood I want, you idiot!

It's the story of what really happened in Sherwood Forest.

Jehoshaphat, Trigger. Put that peashooter down.

Jibberin', jabberin'

Jumpin' fences, dodgin' trees and tryin' to get away

Just close your sleepy little eyeballs.

Just you relax

Just you relax

Kill him!

Kill him! Don't stand there! Kill him!

Kill him! Kill him!

King Richard's crown keeps slippin' down around that pointed head

La, la, la [ Laughing ]

Laughin' back and forth at what the other'n has to say

Lay that country on me babe

Let him go, for heaven's sakes! Let him go!

Let me give you a hand with that leg.

Life is brief

Life is brief

Like this.

Listen, Friar, you're mighty preachy,

Listen, scissorbill, if you shoot...

Little John, look it! Look it!

Long live King Richard!

Look, Friar! Look! He's made it. He got away again.

Look, our poor box is like our church

Look, why don't you stop moonin' and mopin' around?

Love goes on

Love goes on and on

Love goes on and on

Love goes on and on

Love will last

Love will live

Loveable,

Loveable. Yes, yes.

Mama said he'll chop off my head.

Mama said she's awful nice. Come on!

Mama said you and Robin Hood are sweethearts.

Mama, Mama, wait for me.

Marian, my darling, I love you more than life itself.

Marian, my love, will you marry me?

Masterfully done, Your Excellency.

May venture an opinion,

Measly, weaselly

Meetin' ya face to face is a real treat. A real treat.

Meetin' you face to face, Your High and Mighty, is a real treat.

Mmm! Oh!

Mommy!

Mother always did like Richard best.

Move it, you birdbrain.

Move the target back 30 paces.

Must I remind you, Hiss? [ Clicking Tongue ]

My dear emotional lady, why should I?

My dear, I suspect you favor the gangly youth, hmm?

My esteemed royal sovereign of the realm.

My men will be ready.

My mom gots a lot of kids.

My prayers have been answered.

My trap is baited and set...

Naughty, naughty. You mustn't touch, young man.

Never dreamin' that a schemin' sheriff and his posse

Never ever thinkin' there was danger in the water

No one can give more than that.

No, but there's somebody...

No, this is the part where you drag your lady fair off to Sherwood Forest.

No! Hang Friar Hang Friar Tuck?

No! No. No.

No! None of that! None of that.

Not in Nottingham

Not much like Mr. Robin Hood.

Not so hard, you mean thing.

Nothing's gonna happen. That fat friar...

Notting [ Laughs ] ham.

Now get out there and keep your snake eyes open for you know who.

Now just a moment there, young man.

Now see here, you you evil, flint hearted leech!

Now that's mighty "thoughty" of you, "widder" woman.

Now the days seem to fly

Now the days seem to fly

Now what about that for luck? It's only a circus. A peanut operation.

Now you're all grown up

Now, just a minute, Sheriff!

Now, now, now, now! Save your sermon, preacher.

Now, P.J., tell my pal to kiss Maid Marian,

Now, Sheriff Now, don't get your dander up,

Now, take it easy, Friar. I'm just doin' my duty.

Now, you release Friar Tuck and the others...

Nutsy, button your beak.

Nutsy, how can I sleep with you yelling "All's well" all the time here?

Nutsy, you'd better set your brains ahead a couple of hours.

Och, he'll let you know somehow.

Och, mercy! Mercy! Oh!

Och! Och, och!

Of the sheriff?

Offered a huge reward for the capture of Robin Hood,

Oh, a dozen at least. [ Chuckling ]

Oh, as your lady in waiting, I'm waiting.

Oh, boy! One whole farthing!

Oh, come along. You worry too much, old boy.

Oh, darling, I thought you'd never ask me.

Oh, dear me.

Oh, don't be afraid. You've done nothing wrong.

Oh, excuse me. I gotta go win this tournament.

Oh, Friar Tuck,

Oh, God bless Robin Hood.

Oh, have a heart, Sheriff.

Oh, he got me. I'm dying.

Oh, he's probably forgotten all about me.

Oh, he's so handsome, just like his reward posters.

Oh, how can there be any hope with that tyrant Prince John...

Oh, how dare you strike the royal hand.

Oh, how fast those moments flee

Oh, I didn't mean nothin'.

Oh, I don't care. I gotta get my arrow.

Oh, I've been away so long.

Oh, incidentally, I'm Allan a Dale, a minstrel.

Oh, it's a grand thing.

Oh, Klucky, I'm so excited.

Oh, Klucky, surely he must know how much I still love him.

Oh, Klucky. But when? When?

Oh, Little John, it can't be!

Oh, Marian, don't look around,

Oh, Marian, what a bonny wee bunny.

Oh, no, no, no. They're getting away with my gold.

Oh, no!

Oh, no. Uh, forgive me, but I lose more jewels that way than

Oh, not Robin Hood.

Oh, now, don't take it so hard, sonny.

Oh, Nutsy, that's mighty sweet.

Oh, oh, forgive me, sire. I I didn't mean to

Oh, oh, oooh!

Oh, patience, my dear. Patience.

Oh, poppycock. Female bandits?

Oh, Robin Hood.

Oh, Robin, what a beautiful night.

Oh, Robin, you're so brave and impetuous.

Oh, save me, my hero. Save me.

Oh, shut up, Trigger. He's just a harmless old blind beggar.

Oh, stop worrying. This disguise would fool my own mother.

Oh, take it easy on me, Sheriff,

Oh, thank you kindly, Your Highness.

Oh, that's me to a "T."

Oh, the world will sing of an English king a thousand years from now

Oh, there, there, Mother.

Oh, they are, are they?

Oh, um, by the way.

Oh, we were just saving it for a rainy day.

Oh, yes, indeed, sire.

Oh, you got it all wrong, Hiss.

Oh, you have made his birthday a wonderful one.

Oh!

Oh! Incredible. Floating spirits.

Oh! Oh, there you are, old boy!

Oh! The richest plum of them all.

Oh! Well, hello.

Oh! Yes. The next stop is Nottingham, sire.

Oh. [ Panting ] So this is Sherwood Forest.

Ohhh.

Okay, big shot. Now tell them to untie my buddy, or I'll

Okay, little fireflies. Glow, babies, glow.

Old Prince John’s havin' a championship archery tournament tomorrow.

Old Rob could win that standin' on his head, huh, Rob?

On to Sherwood Forest!

Once we watched a lazy world go by

Once we watched a lazy world go by

One more hiss out of you, [ Stammering ] Hiss,

Oo de lal Oh!

Oo de lally, Oo de lally Golly, what a day

Oo de lally, Oo de lally Golly, what a day

Oo de lally, oo de lally Golly, what a day

Oo de lally, oo de lally Golly, what a day

Oo de lally, oo de lally Golly, what a day

Oo de lally!

Oo de lally! Come on, Johnny! What are we waiting for?

Oo de lally! I'm gonna try it out.

Oo de lally! Oo de lally!

Oo de lally. The jackpot.

Ooh, what a main event this is.

Ooh! I'll show him who wears the crown!

Ooh! Luck. That's what it is.

Oooh, you put that back!

Oooh. Aaah.

Or forgetful.

Or I've just found a new pincushion.

Or was or whatever.

Or, more appropriately, [ Laughs ]

Our royal congratulations.

Out of those insolent, musical peasants!

Outnumber the downs

Outnumber the downs

P.J. [ Laughing ]

P.J. Yes.

P.J., you won't believe this, but the stork is really Robin Hood.

Please have mercy.

Please sit down.

Please, please! I don't drink!

Please, sire. I beg of you to spare his life.

Please! Oh, no!

Please.

Plunderin', plottin'

Power. Hmm.

Praise the Lord and pass the tax rebate!

Present arms!

Prince John That phony king of England

Prince John wishes you a happy birthday too.

Proceed, Captain!

Procrastinating python!

Put your hand on your heart and cross your eyes.

Regal, majestic,

Release the royal fingers. Ah!

Remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Remember, only you and I know, and your secret is my secret.

Reminiscin' this 'n' that and havin' such a good time

Rescue ya and drag you off to Sherwood Forest.

Rhinos, halt! Stop! Desist!

Right in Prince John’s backyard.

Rob the poor to feed the rich.

Rob, we can't let 'em hang Friar Tuck.

Rob? Robin?

Robert?

Robin Hood and Little John runnin' through the forest

Robin Hood and Little John walkin' through the forest

Robin Hood, he says! Wowee!

Robin Hood.

Rock a bye, Sheriff

Rock a bye, Sheriff

Run for it, lassie! This is no place for a lady!

Say, we'd better get over to the church. Sounds like somebody's gettin' hitched.

Seize him.

Seize the fat one!

Seven? Well, that does make you the man of the house,

She's right. There is something missing.

Sheriff,

Sheriff, don't you reckon we oughta give that there trapdoor a test?

Sheriff, everything ain't "all's well."

Sheriff, he's gettin' too all fired nosy.

Sheriff, I make the rules,

Sheriff, I still got a feelin'...

Shh, shh. Dummy up, you dummy.

Shh! For you, Otto, from Robin Hood. [ Chuckling ]

Shh! Mind your manners.

Shh! Not so loud, sire.

Shh! You'll break the spell. Just gaze into the crystal ball.

Shoot him!

Sing it one more time, would you?

Sire, sire, they may be bandits.

Sire, you have an absolute skill...

Skippy, you can't go in there.

Slice him to pieces!

Snakes don't walk. They slither.

So she's got class? So what?

So somebody's gotta keep their eye on things.

So...

Solid gold hubcaps.

Someday soon, your uncle, King Richard,

Someday there'll be happiness again in Nottingham. You'll see.

Sometimes ups

Sometimes ups

Sorry, Johnny. Guess I was thinking about Maid Marian again.

Spiders, snakes and a lizard head.

Spiders, snakes and a lizard's head.

Squeeze every last drop...

Stop hissing in my ear.

Stop snivelling and hold still.

Stop the girl!

Stop! [ Laughs ] Stop hissing in my ear.

Stop! Executioner, stop! Hold your ax!

Stop! My baby!

Suspicious snake.

Sweep her off her feet. Carry her off in style.

Take that, you scoundrel.

Take that!

Take that! And that! And this!

Taxes are pouring in, the jail is full.

Taxes, taxes, taxes.

Taxes! [ Laughs ] Taxes!

Taxing the heart and soul out of the poor people?

Tell me now. Did me old ears hear someone singin' a birthday ditty?

Tell me, what is the next stop, Sir Hiss?

Tell me, young man, how old are you today?

Th Th That's the poor box!

Thank ye kindly, Mother. Thank ye.

Thank you, Little John. But I'm sure we're not invited.

Thank you, sire.

Thanks, P.J. Couldn't get a better seat than this, could you?

That elusive rogue kept right on robbin' the rich to feed the poor.

That insolent blackguard.

That old Prince John don't scare me none.

That scurrilous scoundrel who fooled you with that silly disguise,

That sounds like another collection day for the poor. Eh, Johnny boy?

That that snoopy old codger knows too much.

That Trigger. He's gettin' everybody edgy.

That was just a bit of a lark, Little John.

That young rogue of yours is full of surprises, my dear.

That's a naughty word. We never rob.

That's all of them. Get going.

That's an early day folk singer.

That's no life for a lovely lady. Always on the run.

That's not a candle on a cake.

That's P.J. to a "T." Let me try. Let me try. [ Clears Throat ]

That's Prince John, all right. [ Laughing ]

That's right, old man.

That's right. Only Robin Hood wears a hat like that.

That's what you call pullin' it back and lettin' it go, P.J.

The breezy and uneasy king of England

The corpulent cleric, [ Laughing ]

The fabulous, marvelous, merciful, chivalrous

The family that saves together pays together.

The final contestants are...

The head man himself.

The Honorable Sheriff of Nottingham.

The Honorable Sheriff of Nottingham.

The Honorable Sheriff of Nottingham...

The kiss and the whole caboodle.

The loser!

The royal box. Oh! Hey!

The sandman's a comin'.

The sheriff be too crafty, too clever and too smart...

The snivelin', grovelin'

The tournament of the golden arrow will now begin.

The whole village is singin' it.

The winner,

There she is, Little John. Isn't she beautiful?

There you go.

There. That, I believe, does it.

There's somethin' funny goin' on around here.

There's something funny going on around here. Come on.

They call me a slob, but I do my job Do do do do do

They were drinkin' They just guzzled it down

They'll call him the phony king of England

They're getting better, you know.

This ain't no hayride. Let's move it out of here. Ho ooo!

This crown gives me a feeling of power! Power!

This time, we got him for sure.

This will be my greatest performance

To be shootin' for the favor of a lovely lady like yourself.

To coin a phrase, my dear counselor,

To the jail!

To you

Too late to be known as John the First

Too late to be known as John the First

Too late to be known as John the First

Traitor to the Crown? That crown belongs to King Richard.

Uh oh. Here comes old bad news himself,

Uh oh. Now you done it.

Uh, let me see. Uh, I

Uh, uh, don't, don't overdo it, Hiss.

Uh, why, yes, sire.

Um, um, my dear ladies,

Unhand me, you [ Grunts ]

Untie the prisoner?

Upsa daisy.

Upsa daisy. Bingo!

W what with this busted leg and all, you know.

Wait a minute, Rob. Hold it. That place will be crawlin' with soldiers.

Wait a minute! Jailbreak! Jailbreak!

Wait a minute. Is the safety on Old Betsy?

Wait a minute. There's a law against robbin' royalty.

Was a watchin' them and gatherin' around

We are ready to begin.

We just... sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it.

We must do what we can to keep their hopes alive.

We'd up and fly

We'd up and leave

We'll all have to slave away for that good for nothin' John

We'll find a way to make him pay and steal our money back

We're gonna hang Friar Tuck.

We're in this plot together, if you don't mind my saying so.

We've got to, Johnny, or Friar Tuck dies at dawn.

Well done, ain't it?

Well, at least he amuses me.

Well, for one thing, you can't cook.

Well, greetings from your friendly neighborhood tax collector.

Well, I tried to tell you, but, no, no, no, you wouldn't listen.

Well, if you won't, then I will.

Well, it's rainin' now.

Well, lookie there.

Well, Mr. Sheriff, sir, it's my birthday present, sir.

Well, now what are we gonna do?

Well, now, sonny, that box is done up right pretty, ain't it?

Well, now, thank you. [ Chuckling ]

Well, Robin Hood's gonna have kids,

Well, so far it's been a cheerful morning. Keep savin'!

Well, thank you, my thin legged archer. [ Chuckling ]

Well, thank you, Nutsy.

Well, they'll be singing a different tune.

Well, Trigger, everything's rigged up and all set.

Well, um [ Laughs ]

Well, upon my word, the notorious Robin Hood.

Well, usually the hero gives his fair lady a kiss.

Well, we folks of the animal kingdom have our own version.

Well, wouldn't you know, Sheriff, he guessed it.

What a beautiful brawl.

What a dirty trick.

What be going on here?

What cheek! "Creepy"?

What if he's forgotten all about me?

What in tarnation you tryin' to do,

What next? Rubbish. [ Chuckling ]

Wheelin', dealin'

When he sees one, says I.

Whenever the history books are kept

Where is it? Did you lose it?

Whichever you like, first.

While bonny good King Richard leads the great crusade he's on

While he taxes us to pieces and he robs us of our bread

Who dared to rob you and made you look so utterly ridiculous

Who does that dopey duke think he is?

Who does this young archer remind you of?

Who might you be, sir?

Who'll be the other one who gets the rope?

Who'll be very disappointed if you don't come.

Why don't you just sit yourself down here kind of cozy like?

Why don't you, uh, let me loosen that belt?

Why, he taxed the heart and soul out of the poor people of Nottingham.

Why, someday you'll be called a great hero.

Why, you!

Will bring those poor people some comfort.

Will have an outlaw for an in law.

Yahoo!

Yahoo! Now I got ya!

Yea, Dad!

Yeah

Yeah, and this is his own hat too.

Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, reach for the sky.

Yeah? Take a look at your hat.

Yeah.

Yeah. Prince John will chop off your head.

Yeah. She She's gonna give a kiss to the winner.

Yeah. Sweet charity.

Yee hee! Love conquers all!

Yee hoo!

Yep, I'm in here too. Nottingham was in deep trouble.

Yep, it's one of the prettiest scaffolds you ever built, Sheriff.

Yes, mind your "mattles."

Yes, my reluctant reptile.

Yes, not bad.

Yes, sir, Sheriff, sir.

Yes, sir. Uh, does that there mean addin' or subtractin'?

Yes, those poor people.

Yes, yes, you stupid serpent.

Yes! I knew it! I knew it!

Yes! Mother.

Yoo hoo!

You You mean, I I'm being dismissed?

You and that itchy trigger finger of yours.

You betcha. At dawn.

You cover me.

You don't just walk up to a girl, hand her a bouquet and say,

You eel in snake's clothing!

You go first.

You gotta fool old bushel britches.

You have a very loud thumb.

You have my permission to kiss the royal hands.

You haven't counted your money for days, hmm?

You heard him, Nutsy! Get goin'!

You heard His Mightiness. Move it, creepy.

You heard what he said, bushel britches.

You know something, Robin? I was just wonderin'.

You know something, Robin? You're taking too many chances.

You know, I thought we'd never get rid of those two rascals,

You know. I mean, uh, our robbin' the rich to feed the poor.

You look regal, dignified, sincere, masterful, noble, chival

You notice he didn't show up here today.

You poor old man. [ Chuckles ]

You see, he doesn't wanna play.

You see, that was several years ago before I left for London.

You thievin' scoundrel!

You want taxes?

You went to jail.

You were just a child at play

You'd better sit down and rest.

You're beautiful.

You're burnin' the chow!

You're no outlaw.

You're not bad yourself, dear. Oh, my girdle's killing me. [ Laughs ]

You're not your usual cheerful, genial self today.

You're pointin' it too high.

You're right, Sexton, but maybe the sound of this church bell...

You're thinkin' about somebody with long eyelashes,

You're under arrest for high treason to the crown.

You've forgotten Prince John.

You've got to admit it. They are getting better.

You've risked so much to keep our hopes alive.

Your Highness, please don't do that.

Your Highness, with your royal permission,

Your last farthing?

Your name will go down, down, down,

Your plan to capture Robin Hood in public is sheer genius.

Your pleas have not fallen upon a heart of stone.

Your superior skill, you shall get what is coming to you.

Your traps never work, and look what you've done to your mother's castle.

1:00, and all's well!

"Silly serpent"? Now look here.

[ All Laughing ] [ Resumes ]

[ Chuckles ] [ Gasps ]

[ Chuckles ] Things can't get worse. [ Sheriff ] Howdy, Friar.

[ Chuckling ] [ Chuckling ]

[ Chuckling ] Hiss, no one sits higher than the king.

[ Coins Jangling ] Oh, thank you. Yes.

[ Crowd Cheering ] [ Trumpeting ]

[ Crowd Cheering ] Long live King Richard!

[ Crowd Cheering ] Yea! He did it, he did it, he did it!

[ Gagging ] hiss.

[ Guitar ] And if you couldn't pay your taxes,

[ Humming ] [ Clicks ]

[ Humming ] [ Humming Along ]

[ John Laughing ] [ Lady Kluck Shouting ]

[ Laughing ] [ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ] Kiss to the winner!

[ Laughing ] Robbed! I've been robbed!

[ Laughing ] Am I right? [ Laughing ]

[ Prince John Snoring ] [ Hiss Hissing ]

[ Screams ] Sire, no! You cowardly cobra!

[ Skippy ] Yeah, Toby. You gotta take the oath. An oath?

[ Skippy Giggling ] Oh! Ouch! That's not fair.

[ Stammering ] Ah! [ Laughs ]

[ Stops ] Old Rob'll snatch his underwear.

[ Trumpeting ] [ Drumroll ]

[ Whistles ] [ Cheering ]

[ Women Giggling ] Oh, look. There it is behind you.

A crown is on his noble brow. Oo de lally!

Aggravating asp! Save me!

Ahem. I've been robbed. Of course you've been robbed!

And for our honeymoon, London Yes!

And generous. [ Gasping ] Sire! Sire!

And long live Maid Marian! Bravo!

Bravo! Hear, hear! Bravo! Bravo!

Did he ever kiss you? Well, uh, no.

Did you see what they Stop! [ Laughing ]

Do you think it's safe? That's Maid Marian.

En garde! Hey, watch it, Rob. That's the only hat I've got.

Friar Tuck is in jail. Friar Tuck?

Gee, you're very beautiful. Are you gonna marry Robin Hood?

Hey, did you hear that? Sure did, Trigger.

Hey! Hmm? What? What do you say?

I [ Laughs ] Now what?

I remember it so well. You gonna have any kids?

I'll catch you later. What?

I'll give you taxes! Ow!

I'm getting too old for this. Klucky, that was a good shot.

I'm ready. Where's the bad guys? Take it easy, son.

It must be in there someplace. Oh, Klucky, you look so silly.

It's Prince John himself. The prince?

It's your turn to serve, Marian dear. Are you ready, Lady Kluck?

Just Just marry the girl. Marry her?

Just you watch this "preformance", partner. Be careful, Rob.

Let me try it, Skippy. Oh, no, you don't?

Long live King Richard! [ Crowd ] Long live King Richard!

Long live Robin Hood! [ Sexton ] Hooray!

No, Maid Marian. Maid Marian?

Normandy! Sunny Spain! Yes! Why not?

Now he's up to somethin', Friar. Yeah! Come on!

Now, for the last time, no more false alarms. Ow!

Oh, let's forget it. Yes, sir, Sheriff, sir.

Oh, mercy! He snitched on us.

Oh! Did I hurt you? Huh?

On the double. Get! I'm a gettin'.

Oo de lally! Oh, no. It's so miserably unfair.

Ooh! Take that, you scurvy knave!

Out! Out! Out! Out! Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Prince John sure made good his threat, [ Thunderclap ]

Secret? What secret? Why, the capture of Robin Hood, sire.

Sheriff? Your Honor? Yeah.

Shh, quiet. We're bustin' out of here. Thank God.

The snivelin', grovelin', weaselly, measly Enough!

They're kissing! [ Giggling ] [ Laughing ]

We got him now! Keep going. Don't worry about me.

We'll have six children. Six?

Well, good mornin', Friar Tuck. Shh, Otto.

Well, I was only trying to help. [ Laughs ]

Well, it looks like I dropped by just in time. [ Organ Stops ]

Well, well. [ Laughs ] Yeah.

What does that big bellied bully want? Father, shh.

What kind of a future is that? Oh, for heaven's sake, son.

Where did you come from? Oh, please don't tell Prince John.

You bet it is, Sheriff. That's what I'm afraid of.

you birdbrain? Just doin' my duty, Sheriff.

'cause what with taxes and all, the poor folks of Nottingham were starvin' to death.

"Buster"? "Long one"?

"Buster"? You, sir, have taken my seat.

"Hey, remember me? We were kids together. Will you marry me?"

"Love him"?

"P.J."! I like that. Do you know I do?

"Peanuts"? Why, you dunce. That's the royal coach.

"Rob"? [ Clicking Tongue ]

[ All ] Long live Robin Hood!

[ All Laughing ]

[ Allan a Dale ] Every town

[ Allan a Dale ] Man, oh, man.

[ Allan a Dale Chuckles ] Well, folks, that's the way it really happened.

[ Cheering ]

[ Cheering ]

[ Children ] Happy birthday to you

[ Chuckles ] Ah, young love.

[ Chuckles ] Friar Tuck, the old do gooder.

[ Chuckling ]

[ Chuckling ]

[ Chuckling ]

[ Chuckling ]

[ Chuckling ]

[ Chuckling ] Don't worry. You'll grow into it, young man.

[ Chuckling ] No. It just isn't done that way.

[ Chuckling ] Now close your eyes... and concentrate.

[ Chuckling ] Well, even though Prince John...

[ Chuckling ] Well, that shot wins the golden arrow,

[ Chuckling ] Yeah, but your mom ain't here.

[ Chuckling ] Yeah, old bushel britches,

[ Church Bells Chiming ]

[ Clears Throat ] Sire,

[ Clears Throat ] Sire, if I may

[ Clock Chiming Four Times ]

[ Clock Chiming Three Times ]

[ Continues Humming ]

[ Crowd Booing ]

[ Crowd Booing ]

[ Crowd Booing ]

[ Crowd Cheering ]

[ Crowd Cheering ]

[ Crowd Cheering ]

[ Crowd Gasping ]

[ Crying ] No, no, no, no!

[ Echoing ]

[ Echoing ] Coming. Coming. [ Laughs ]

[ Friar Tuck ] It's the sheriff! Hurry, hide it! Quick!

[ Friar Tuck ] Surprise!

[ Friar Tuck Laughing ]

[ Gagging ] Pretty hard to laugh hangin' there, Rob.

[ Gasps ] Of course!

[ Gasps ] Oh, no! Oh!

[ Gasps, Chuckles ] I, uh

[ Giggling ]

[ Giggling ] The hat's too big.

[ Girl ] Wait a minute. Toby might tattle on you.

[ Groaning ]

[ Groans ]

[ Grunts ] I mean, release the prisoner!

[ Grunts ] Sheriff, release my buddy

[ Gulping ]

[ Harmonizing ]

[ High Pitched Moaning ]

[ High Pitched Moaning ]

[ Horn Blaring ]

[ Humming ]

[ Humming ]

[ Imitates Trumpet ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ] I'll get even. I'll get

[ Laughing ] Much to the sorrow of the Queen Mother.

[ Laughing ] That kid's got class, ain't he, P.J.?

[ Laughing ] You took the words right out of my mouth, P.J.

[ Laughing Continues ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ] Coincidently, my dear young lady,

[ Laughs ] He has style, eh, Hiss?

[ Laughs ] I just can't wait till I tell His Majesty.

[ Laughs ] Oh, man, did you have me worried, Rob.

[ Laughs ] That's a gas. We ain't even been arrested yet.

[ Man ] You know, there's been a heap of legends and tall tales...

[ Moans ]

[ Muffled Scream ]

[ Muttering ]

[ Prince John ] Robin Hood!

[ Prince John Sighing ]

[ Robin ] Oo de lally, oo de lally!

[ Robin ] We're waiting. [ Chuckling ]

[ Rooster Laughing ]

[ Scatting ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming ] Mommy!

[ Screaming ] Ooo oooh!

[ Sheriff ] Ya hear that, Nutsy?

[ Shuddering ]

[ Sighing ]

[ Sighing ] It's no use, Johnny. I've thought it all out, and...

[ Slurping, Coughing ]

[ Sneezes ]

[ Sniffing, Coughing ]

[ Sniffling ] Oh, no!

[ Sniffling ] Yes, sir.

[ Snoring ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Snoring Resumes ]

[ Snoring Resumes ]

[ Snorts ]

[ Snorts, Grumbles ]

[ Snorts, Mutters ]

[ Snorts, Smacking Gums ]

[ Speaking French ]

[ Thunderclap ]

[ Thunderclap ]

[ Trumpet Sounding ]

[ Trumpeting ]

[ Trumpeting ]

[ Wailing ] Mommy!

[ Warming Up ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Whispering ]

[ Whispering ] with all my heart.

[ Whistles ]

[ Whistling ]

[ Whistling ]

[ Whistling ]

[ Whistling ]

[ Whistling, Imitating Trumpet ]

[ Wolf Whistle ]

[ Woman ] Love It seems like only yesterday

[ Women Giggling ]