A ah... from Crackerjack
A bit of shush o, please. from Crackerjack
A bit off the back and sides when you get a minute, pal. from Crackerjack
A little woofy, but I suppose they'll do for now, boss. from Crackerjack
A nude calendar? from Crackerjack
A rat in the ranks. from Crackerjack
A toffee apple? Sir Francis Drake. from Crackerjack
A true revealer of character, son. from Crackerjack
A year and a half of horticultural study. from Crackerjack
Aboard his man of war to vanquish the enemy. from Crackerjack
About getting some young bowlers down the club? from Crackerjack
Abstain from sex the night before a big match. from Crackerjack
Accused cliff of not chalking a bowl that was in the ditch, from Crackerjack
After an end, the other mob from Crackerjack
Against lord Howard at Plymouth hoe from Crackerjack
Ah, ah, ah, ah, that's me. from Crackerjack
Ah, give me a break. I'm a busy fella. from Crackerjack
Ah, good. Let's hope this one doesn't get me thrown in jail. from Crackerjack
Ah, nice one, Keith. from Crackerjack
Ah! from Crackerjack
Albert David Jackson. from Crackerjack
Albert Jackson? from Crackerjack
Albert. from Crackerjack
Albert. Jackson? from Crackerjack
All registered at exactly the same postal address. from Crackerjack
All that's revealing right now from Crackerjack
All the other traditions go out the window as well. from Crackerjack
All those in favour of calling our economic situation 'dire'? from Crackerjack
All: Oh! That'd be really good. from Crackerjack
Allan called he's busted his hip. from Crackerjack
Alright, alright! from Crackerjack
Alright, we can wait. Mmm. from Crackerjack
Alright, young fella. from Crackerjack
Alright. from Crackerjack
Alright. No, the lad is right. from Crackerjack
Although, you know what these places are like from Crackerjack
And a deadset knockout in pantaloons. from Crackerjack
And all memberships will be rescinded. from Crackerjack
And award the tournament to the bogarra bowls club. from Crackerjack
And beat me about the noggin? from Crackerjack
And cliff carout now. from Crackerjack
And create a good impression around the club. from Crackerjack
And Don bradman led the invincibles to england from Crackerjack
And don't forget our online billing service. from Crackerjack
And Edward inchley, the 'dapper gent' of the game... from Crackerjack
And hats. You'll need hats. from Crackerjack
And he told his men this is true, son from Crackerjack
And here you go, giving it to him on a platter. from Crackerjack
And here, I think, in this package, from Crackerjack
And how do you know so much about the subject, Jack? from Crackerjack
And I don't want to hear you repeating that story. from Crackerjack
And I might just mention local boy Doug pebble, aged 98, from Crackerjack
And I think, I might say, you're in this position from Crackerjack
And I'm calling the cops. from Crackerjack
And if you don't leave, we'll have you kicked out. from Crackerjack
And increased maintenance costs, from Crackerjack
And keep the prize money. from Crackerjack
And keep the small circle on the inside, from Crackerjack
And look out, here's the skip. It's Bert stapler. from Crackerjack
And Mark my words, heads will roll. from Crackerjack
And may I say you're not a bad bloke... from Crackerjack
And me? from Crackerjack
And often, when she's working back late at night, from Crackerjack
And only if you're sitting on the other side of the glass from Crackerjack
And somehow got me a governor's pardon from Crackerjack
And still is, I reckon. from Crackerjack
And that bloody door... from Crackerjack
And that infuriated cliff. from Crackerjack
And that, of course, will render you unfit from Crackerjack
And that's the honest truth? from Crackerjack
And that's why from Crackerjack
And that's why you blokes are such excellent bowlers. from Crackerjack
And the best bloody sandwiches I ever ate. from Crackerjack
And the bugger can bowl. from Crackerjack
And the ladies insist we keep the urn. from Crackerjack
And things are pretty good. from Crackerjack
And this will be the final bowl. from Crackerjack
And took ownership of the call. from Crackerjack
And we're celebrating cityside being back in the tournament. from Crackerjack
And we're here to see the governor from Crackerjack
And what about my needs? from Crackerjack
And what can I do for the king? from Crackerjack
And what's it got to do with you? from Crackerjack
And when it goes flat, it's great for washing your hair. from Crackerjack
And won the battle at sea too, from Crackerjack
And you are a good for nothing layabout. Ha ha! from Crackerjack
And you know what, son, from Crackerjack
And you used it to make a sandwich, from Crackerjack
And you've got three parks. All I need is one. from Crackerjack
And, at the end of the day, not much chance of doing a hammy. from Crackerjack
Announcer: Hmm, good point. They're just dirty people... from Crackerjack
Announcer: Most of them aren't genuine refugees anyway. from Crackerjack
Any other suggestions? from Crackerjack
Anybody got digoxin? Mmm. Here. from Crackerjack
Anyhow, we got most of their members from Crackerjack
Anyone winning? No. from Crackerjack
Apparently he has an uneasy truce with the club. from Crackerjack
Applied for membership. from Crackerjack
Are in better Nick than yours. from Crackerjack
Are you president of the cityside bowling club? from Crackerjack
Are you saying there's a rat in the ranks? from Crackerjack
Arsehole! from Crackerjack
As cityside president len Johnson from Crackerjack
As close to this little white one as you can. from Crackerjack
As for Nance, well, we're still together from Crackerjack
As I said, a true revealer of character. from Crackerjack
As of may 30. from Crackerjack
As opposed to on top of a cracker from Crackerjack
As we speak, Dave is moving like the wind. from Crackerjack
Ashtrays at either end. from Crackerjack
Asked him for a favour, and I think he's enjoying himself. from Crackerjack
At least it's at the back from Crackerjack
At least you're going to work, unlike those union bludgers... from Crackerjack
At our next general meeting, Eileen. from Crackerjack
Available in town. from Crackerjack
Aw, shit. from Crackerjack
Babe, have I ever let you down? from Crackerjack
Banned from the Greens for life for an unfortunate incident from Crackerjack
Be careful with your use of the word 'unanimous'. from Crackerjack
Be temporarily suspended from Crackerjack
Beautiful new carvery. You'll love it. from Crackerjack
Beautifully done. from Crackerjack
Because he's in violation of his restraining order. from Crackerjack
Because of some very sensible decisions from Crackerjack
Because the great sir Francis Drake from Crackerjack
Because the great sir Francis Drake didn't know... from Crackerjack
Before we put this story to bed. from Crackerjack
Bernie Fowler now, there's a case. from Crackerjack
Bernie Fowler wouldn't give us a wave if he owned the ocean. from Crackerjack
Bernie Fowler. from Crackerjack
Bernie Fowler. from Crackerjack
Bernie Fowler. from Crackerjack
Bernie Fowler. from Crackerjack
Bernie: Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building. from Crackerjack
Bernie: Not so fast. from Crackerjack
Bernie: The rules are very, very clearly stated, gentlemen. from Crackerjack
Bernie. from Crackerjack
Bert stapler now. from Crackerjack
Besides, beaut day for a roll. from Crackerjack
Better all be here! from Crackerjack
Better get in here before Dave reports you to the governor. from Crackerjack
Better now I've got fuel in the tank. from Crackerjack
Between sir Francis Drake and lord Howard at Plymouth hoe, from Crackerjack
Between the government and the union. from Crackerjack
Big bertie. from Crackerjack
Big game tomorrow. from Crackerjack
Bingo. from Crackerjack
Bingo. from Crackerjack
Bingo. Who'd have thought? from Crackerjack
Bit of a green thumb? from Crackerjack
Booze is cheap, food's free, from Crackerjack
Both: Snap transport strike. from Crackerjack
Bowl, Jack. from Crackerjack
Bowl, mate. from Crackerjack
Bowl, mate. from Crackerjack
Bowled! from Crackerjack
Bowling arm? from Crackerjack
Bowling must be thirsty work. Yep. from Crackerjack
Bowls it's a great game. from Crackerjack
Bowls! Oh, why didn't you say so? from Crackerjack
Bring 'em over. Yeah. Will do. from Crackerjack
Buggered if I know. from Crackerjack
Bullshit. Swear jar, Dave. from Crackerjack
But careful, it's a real pea souper. from Crackerjack
But don't give up now I've got a plan. from Crackerjack
But he's a member of the bloody club. from Crackerjack
But I could forgive all that. from Crackerjack
But I don't want to damage my $1,200 bowling arm. from Crackerjack
But I like to think he won the game and the battle too. from Crackerjack
But I like to think that he won the game, from Crackerjack
But I will say this... from Crackerjack
But I've been dining out on the headbutting story. from Crackerjack
But if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. from Crackerjack
But it looks like he's going to bowl the flipper. from Crackerjack
But my strongest memory of that day from Crackerjack
But otherwise I'd give it an... 85.21%. from Crackerjack
But sadly, on this occasion, from Crackerjack
But surely just a word from you from Crackerjack
But they did. from Crackerjack
But we sold every single raffle ticket. from Crackerjack
But you'll be pleased to know that Jack Simpson has arrived. from Crackerjack
But you're helping us out of a tight spot. from Crackerjack
But, you know, it's not funny, Jack, from Crackerjack
By a special sub committee to be chaired by myself. from Crackerjack
By my watch, there's still seven minutes left. from Crackerjack
Can anyone let me have a Celebrex? from Crackerjack
Can I just ask you... from Crackerjack
Chair wouldn't know a good idea if it popped up in his porridge. from Crackerjack
Chaos is expected... from Crackerjack
Cheer up, lads. Always tomorrow. from Crackerjack
Cheers. from Crackerjack
Chemicals and all that. from Crackerjack
Ching ching! from Crackerjack
Ching ching! from Crackerjack
Chop chop. Woman: Come on. Come on! from Crackerjack
Cleaned up the kitchen? from Crackerjack
Cliff, Ron, Edgar and norm from Crackerjack
Cliff, you take the mat. from Crackerjack
Cliffy what a legend. from Crackerjack
Cliffy, ease it through. It's yours. from Crackerjack
Come on, baby, get up. from Crackerjack
Come on, big fella. from Crackerjack
Come on, Dave. from Crackerjack
Come on, fellas, let's talk it up. from Crackerjack
Come on, Gwen. We're not here for a haircut. from Crackerjack
Come on, Jack, it's over. from Crackerjack
Come on, Jack. Hey! from Crackerjack
Come on, Jack. I've had four parking fines this week. from Crackerjack
Come on, mate. from Crackerjack
Come on, mrs Jenkins. from Crackerjack
Come on, norm, I've hurt my back. from Crackerjack
Come on, Ron, let's get out of here. from Crackerjack
Come on! from Crackerjack
Come on. from Crackerjack
Come on. from Crackerjack
Come on. What? from Crackerjack
Coming nicely! from Crackerjack
Commentator: And, yes, that is a win for cityside! from Crackerjack
Commentator: Hollywood to bowl. from Crackerjack
Commentator: I don't believe it, ladies and gentlemen, from Crackerjack
Commentator: It's Julio gleeson! from Crackerjack
Commentator: Ladies and gentlemen, here they are, from Crackerjack
Commentator: Nobody messes with the stapler. from Crackerjack
Commentator: Now the two skips moving to the mat from Crackerjack
Commentator: Oh, yes. Yes, that's classic alcock. from Crackerjack
Commentator: Simpson now. from Crackerjack
Commentator: Stan coombs now inspecting the head. from Crackerjack
Commentator: That is amazing! from Crackerjack
Commentator: Well, I think Stan coombs appears to have... from Crackerjack
Commentator: Would the owner of brown cortina, from Crackerjack
Commentator: Yes, cliff carout is back in town. from Crackerjack
Commentator: Yes, Simpson surprised us all there. from Crackerjack
Commentator: Yes, the gleeson magic from Crackerjack
Commentator: Yes. That's champagne lawn bowls. from Crackerjack
Congratulations to the fundraising committee, Eileen. from Crackerjack
Considering you bought 800 tickets, from Crackerjack
Cop that, mate. from Crackerjack
Correct. from Crackerjack
Could be anything. Maybe a conference centre. from Crackerjack
Could be. from Crackerjack
Couldn't go a bit faster there, could we, Gwen? from Crackerjack
Covers bowls, along with half a dozen other things. from Crackerjack
Crikey, Stan, you're tossing pineapples. from Crackerjack
Crikey. from Crackerjack
Crowd: Oh, yes! from Crackerjack
Crowd: Oh... from Crackerjack
Dave great bloke. from Crackerjack
Dave, mind the bar for a minute? Sure. from Crackerjack
Dave, this is a bowls club. You know, old people. from Crackerjack
Dave: 17 heads full of brylcreem. from Crackerjack
Dave: 27... from Crackerjack
Dave: 88 two fat ladies. from Crackerjack
Dave: Hey, daddy o! from Crackerjack
Dave: Hi, Jack. How's it going? Shithouse. from Crackerjack
Dave: Nice one, Jack. from Crackerjack
Dave: See ya tonight. Good luck. from Crackerjack
Dave: This is a great game. from Crackerjack
Dave? from Crackerjack
Deceased. from Crackerjack
Definitely in evidence this afternoon. from Crackerjack
Did quite well too. Till she upset the wrong person. from Crackerjack
Didn't understand the meaning of the word 'defeat'. from Crackerjack
Didn't you say that all avenues must be explored? from Crackerjack
Do I get paid? No. from Crackerjack
Do what? from Crackerjack
Does your husband bowll? from Crackerjack
Doing a flipper. from Crackerjack
Don't get me wrong. I like the ladies. from Crackerjack
Don't go near the head, Jack. from Crackerjack
Don't joke, Dave. It gets pretty hairy out there. from Crackerjack
Don't know. Calling for a measure. from Crackerjack
Don't let him get away with this. Let's do it for Stan. from Crackerjack
Don't start. Could've finished the job. from Crackerjack
Don't want to bamboozle you with the details. from Crackerjack
Don't waste your time, Stan. from Crackerjack
Done your dough. from Crackerjack
Drew in the grand final. from Crackerjack
Drinks, ladies? Three Shirley temples, please. from Crackerjack
Earlier than you think. from Crackerjack
Ease up, son. We say “use the grass” but that's over the top. from Crackerjack
Eat them. They're our lunch. Would you like one? from Crackerjack
Edgar, you sure you can drive this thing? from Crackerjack
Edgar: Ah, bugger it! from Crackerjack
Edgar: How about a raffle? from Crackerjack
Edgar: Look, there's a teapot. from Crackerjack
Edgar: There. Look, there's the spout... from Crackerjack
Edgar: You bloody thing... from Crackerjack
Effective immediately. from Crackerjack
Eh, Stan! from Crackerjack
Eh? from Crackerjack
Eh? He's feeling a bit crook. from Crackerjack
Eileen is still the lady president, from Crackerjack
Eileen, I did a year and a half of horticulture. from Crackerjack
Eileen, I swear, that is not mine. from Crackerjack
Eileen: Again? Len: Yeah. from Crackerjack
Eileen: Apart from those times? from Crackerjack
Eileen: Get an ambulance! Dave: Stan. from Crackerjack
Eileen: Good on you, norm. Dave: Well done. from Crackerjack
Eileen: I like the dress, Nance. from Crackerjack
Eileen: Yeah. Come on, Jack! Do it for Stan. from Crackerjack
Either trail the Jack or a resting toucher to win. from Crackerjack
Either way, it's a big night for the club. from Crackerjack
Er... he's just resting up, I think. from Crackerjack
Er... yeah. Something like that. from Crackerjack
Especially when you consider we are trying from Crackerjack
Essendon 7 goals, 27 behinds. Can you believe it? from Crackerjack
Even though it's clearly understood by all members from Crackerjack
Even though they're only at genuine 1977 prices. from Crackerjack
Every year, len. from Crackerjack
Everybody, meet Jack Simpson. from Crackerjack
Everything he rolled was spun gold. from Crackerjack
Everything's worked out, I suppose. from Crackerjack
Exactly what I wanted to hear. from Crackerjack
Excellent idea. from Crackerjack
Excuse me, ladies. from Crackerjack
Extraordinary! from Crackerjack
Fair enough. from Crackerjack
Find out what his story is. from Crackerjack
Fine. Good. That's... from Crackerjack
For 80 bucks a year from Crackerjack
For an enterprising young man like you, Jack. from Crackerjack
For crying out loud! from Crackerjack
For Gwen's delightful herb and pumpkin scones. from Crackerjack
For holding poker machine licences. from Crackerjack
For that, mrs Jenkins? from Crackerjack
For the baking competition. from Crackerjack
For the big game. from Crackerjack
For the car parks? from Crackerjack
For the club, for the ladies... from Crackerjack
For the cultivation and sale of marijuana. from Crackerjack
For the making of cheese and biscuits only. from Crackerjack
For the meat tray. from Crackerjack
For the wheel of cheese incident. from Crackerjack
For this very ancient club. from Crackerjack
Forget pokies. from Crackerjack
Four round knockout. Winner takes all. from Crackerjack
Frankly, this is proving a great deal more difficult from Crackerjack
Frankston was a holiday resort. from Crackerjack
Free heroin for druggies?! from Crackerjack
From the bowling club? from Crackerjack
Fuck a duck. from Crackerjack
Fuck the car parks, Bernie. from Crackerjack
G'day, fellas. Want a raffle ticket? from Crackerjack
G'day, g'day. from Crackerjack
G'day, Jack. from Crackerjack
G'day, mate. Do you wanna buy a raffle ticket? from Crackerjack
Gee, bet she's pinching herself. from Crackerjack
Gee, he didn't take that too well, did he? from Crackerjack
Gee, you look like you need that, mate. from Crackerjack
Geez, just like in the ads, eh? from Crackerjack
Geez... from Crackerjack
Get crack ring ins to do the bowling from Crackerjack
Get out. from Crackerjack
Get out. What happened? from Crackerjack
Get stuffed, Ron. from Crackerjack
Get your hand off my arse, pappy. from Crackerjack
Gimme that! from Crackerjack
Give it up for Wayne 'Hollywood' alcock. There he is. from Crackerjack
Give Jack a run for his money. from Crackerjack
Give me that. It's so peaceful. from Crackerjack
Go away! Look at him. from Crackerjack
Go on, Jack. from Crackerjack
Good for you, Joe. I'm really happy for you. from Crackerjack
Good for you. from Crackerjack
Good for you. Must have fond memories? from Crackerjack
Good lord. from Crackerjack
Good luck finding one from Crackerjack
Good on ya, gwenny. from Crackerjack
Good on ya, len. from Crackerjack
Good one, ed. from Crackerjack
Good stuff. from Crackerjack
Got a girlfriend. No, you don't! from Crackerjack
Great man, great bowler. from Crackerjack
Great. Couldn't be happier. from Crackerjack
Great. Only one more sleep. from Crackerjack
Great. We've got a team. from Crackerjack
Greensville. Boy, there was a cracker of a club. from Crackerjack
Greensville's pulled out. The club's gone under. from Crackerjack
Grouse. Top shelf. from Crackerjack
Guess what. Cityside have entered my tournament. from Crackerjack
Guys, I know what it looks like, from Crackerjack
Gwen joined the local rotary club from Crackerjack
Gwen on the phone you're in on everything. from Crackerjack
Gwen used it in the scones. from Crackerjack
Gwen, these pumpkin and herb scones are simply delicious. from Crackerjack
Gwen: 'Bye, Ron. Dave: Keep it steady, Ron. from Crackerjack
Gwenny nominated me. from Crackerjack
Ha hal from Crackerjack
Haemorrhoids, osteoporosis, incontinence pads. from Crackerjack
Hang on, hang on, hang on. That's not fair. from Crackerjack
Hang on, you don't need those there, and... from Crackerjack
Happy to help in any way, mr Fowler. from Crackerjack
Happy, Jack? from Crackerjack
Hard yards. from Crackerjack
Has he shown you the plans? from Crackerjack
Has it? from Crackerjack
Have been allocated to me. from Crackerjack
Have you completely stumped, hey, Stan? from Crackerjack
Have you got planning permission from the council from Crackerjack
Have you, Jack? from Crackerjack
Having said that, are there any suggestions? from Crackerjack
He can handle it. Shut up and listen. from Crackerjack
He can talk. He pops those pills like they're maltesers. from Crackerjack
He headbutted him. from Crackerjack
He introduced himself, leant into my ear and said, from Crackerjack
He just wants to make sure he's in tip top shape from Crackerjack
He knew he did wrong, and he copped it on the chin. from Crackerjack
He knows about the car park bizzo. from Crackerjack
He showed some today. from Crackerjack
He told his men and this is true, son from Crackerjack
He wouldn't have a bar of it. from Crackerjack
He'd be fun to have around. from Crackerjack
He'd still be sniffing around here from Crackerjack
He'll turn up. I don't think he will. from Crackerjack
He's already on the bus. from Crackerjack
He's banned for life. from Crackerjack
He's been granted a governor's pardon. from Crackerjack
He's going to bowl the flipper. The boy's a bloody idiot. from Crackerjack
He's normally keen to pitch in with the sandwiches. from Crackerjack
He's not crook again, is he? from Crackerjack
He's on line two. from Crackerjack
He's only hanging around so he can hold onto his car park. from Crackerjack
He's right, Edgar. from Crackerjack
He's right. You're a bloody fool. from Crackerjack
He's still complaining loudly about it, from Crackerjack
He's trouble. from Crackerjack
Hell's bells! from Crackerjack
Hello, ladies! from Crackerjack
Hello, Stan. Long time no see. What have you come as? from Crackerjack
Hello. from Crackerjack
Hello. from Crackerjack
Her name's Nance. from Crackerjack
Herb Johnson? from Crackerjack
Herbs? Sounds fancy. from Crackerjack
Here it is. from Crackerjack
Here we go. This is the real lesson. from Crackerjack
Here's a good bit. from Crackerjack
Here's a special assignment for you, boys. from Crackerjack
Here's a tip. from Crackerjack
Here's an idea. from Crackerjack
Here's to a great bloke. from Crackerjack
Here's your 20, Jack. I believe that's the going rate. from Crackerjack
Here's your meat tray, Jack. Did I win, did 1? from Crackerjack
Hey, fair go, aggie. from Crackerjack
Hey, get back to work, buddy. from Crackerjack
Hey, Nance. from Crackerjack
Hey, so why did you get the flick from the 'tribune'? from Crackerjack
Hey, Stan. Stan! from Crackerjack
Hey, take it easy, mate. from Crackerjack
Hey! Everyone! No, don't do that, Jack. from Crackerjack
Hey. Hope this is your lunchbreak, pal. from Crackerjack
His leg comes off tomorrow. from Crackerjack
Hmm? from Crackerjack
Hmm. You're fired, Simpson. from Crackerjack
Home brew my arse. from Crackerjack
Honest. from Crackerjack
Hope there's some cheese ones in there. from Crackerjack
Hope you're equal to the job. from Crackerjack
Hope you're not having a bad hair day, from Crackerjack
Horticulture? Yep. from Crackerjack
How are you feeling, Jack? from Crackerjack
How are you going in there, Gwen? from Crackerjack
How could they possibly think he would... from Crackerjack
How do we all feel about that? Get out. from Crackerjack
How do you know he knows? He told me. from Crackerjack
How does “go fuck yourself' sound? from Crackerjack
How good can he be? He hasn't bowled for 20 years. from Crackerjack
How many? from Crackerjack
How the hell do you make a Shirley temple? from Crackerjack
How was the bowling, ladies? Fine, thank you. from Crackerjack
How'd the trip go? from Crackerjack
How's it going out there? from Crackerjack
How's the other thing going? from Crackerjack
I am out of here. from Crackerjack
I ask you, does that sound like the actions of a sane man? from Crackerjack
I can understand your resistance to all this, len. from Crackerjack
I can't be expelled from the club from Crackerjack
I can't believe it. We made the final. from Crackerjack
I can't bowl! from Crackerjack
I can't help you. from Crackerjack
I don't believe you people. from Crackerjack
I don't like it. from Crackerjack
I don't like it. from Crackerjack
I don't like it. from Crackerjack
I don't like it. from Crackerjack
I don't like seeing my fees frittered away on idle chitchat. from Crackerjack
I don't think we should get too bogged down in the detail. from Crackerjack
I feel a little silly, but she assures me it's very horny. from Crackerjack
I guess that means he'll be unable to draw the winner from Crackerjack
I had a park right here, across the road from uni. from Crackerjack
I had this idiot on the line going on and on, from Crackerjack
I had to go for it. from Crackerjack
I had you pegged as the sort of bloke from Crackerjack
I have to what? from Crackerjack
I haven't seen any outward signs of unusual behaviour, from Crackerjack
I hear he's still taking the odd bet, but only by phone, from Crackerjack
I hereby call this meeting to order. from Crackerjack
I hope the king knows the law, from Crackerjack
I just found these herbs in the fridge. from Crackerjack
I knew you were struggling, len, but, well, I had no idea. from Crackerjack
I know he asked me never to repeat it, from Crackerjack
I know it's a little risque, but we could make one of these. from Crackerjack
I know that feeling, len. from Crackerjack
I know what this looks like, but trust me... from Crackerjack
I know your knees are crook, from Crackerjack
I like cheese. from Crackerjack
I like your style, Jack. from Crackerjack
I mean, for Christ's sake, from Crackerjack
I mean, the clock is ticking for the club, isn't it? from Crackerjack
I mean, the customer is king. from Crackerjack
I might just join that club and get my own permit. from Crackerjack
I might want to one day. I'm getting in early. from Crackerjack
I miss the gang already. How's Gwen? from Crackerjack
I most certainly am. from Crackerjack
I move that due to certain liberties from Crackerjack
I noticed there are three members of this club from Crackerjack
I only run these things from Crackerjack
I paid my fees and you take my cash. from Crackerjack
I really need it. This is a debacle. from Crackerjack
I reckon it's the best I've ever seen. from Crackerjack
I s'pose I could squeeze one down for the governor. from Crackerjack
I see cityside's back in the tournament, no thanks to you. from Crackerjack
I see. from Crackerjack
I see. from Crackerjack
I still don't like it. from Crackerjack
I still run it. from Crackerjack
I still say bowls is a true revealer of character. from Crackerjack
I suggest... no, I insist you all try one. from Crackerjack
I tell you what. from Crackerjack
I think I can find a place in my organisation from Crackerjack
I think it's more a question, Jack, from Crackerjack
I think we have a winner. from Crackerjack
I think you'll find from Crackerjack
I think you'll find that according to etiquette, from Crackerjack
I think you'll find you've got the wrong man anyway. from Crackerjack
I thought I sorted him out. from Crackerjack
I thought it was a pelargonium peltatum. from Crackerjack
I thought it was because it was across the road from your work. from Crackerjack
I thought you'd see it my way. Eh, Stan! from Crackerjack
I told you! He's a bloody genius! from Crackerjack
I used to drive the school bus! from Crackerjack
I wanna make you an offer. from Crackerjack
I was late for work all this week. from Crackerjack
I wasn't talking to you. from Crackerjack
I wish it was the 1950s too, but it isn't. from Crackerjack
I wonder where Stan is. from Crackerjack
I'd get that shit down to forensics. from Crackerjack
I'd kill for an lced vo vo. from Crackerjack
I'd like to draw to your attention if I may from Crackerjack
I'd love to tell you more, but, well, you know the rules from Crackerjack
I'd rather put pokie machines in. from Crackerjack
I'd shake your hand, from Crackerjack
I'd, er, dig ditches for a living with the right people. from Crackerjack
I'll be buggered if I will. from Crackerjack
I'll call the police. from Crackerjack
I'll go one of those. from Crackerjack
I'll have a whip round organise a fruit platter. from Crackerjack
I'll have to have another word from Crackerjack
I'll have you know I go off like a firecracker in the sack. from Crackerjack
I'll let the Spanish armada know you could be a while. from Crackerjack
I'll never get another tattoo in Manila. from Crackerjack
I'll second that notion, Gwen. from Crackerjack
I'll see what I can do. from Crackerjack
I'll see you at the bowls club. from Crackerjack
I'll see you out. No, you're right, mate. from Crackerjack
I'm a member. Have been since '96. from Crackerjack
I'm actually really enjoying being involved. from Crackerjack
I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate those. from Crackerjack
I'm afraid it grieves me sorely from Crackerjack
I'm afraid you'll have to speak up. from Crackerjack
I'm buggered if that bald headed prick from Crackerjack
I'm doing my balls in cancelled bookings. from Crackerjack
I'm Eileen the lady president. from Crackerjack
I'm lodging an official protest. from Crackerjack
I'm not Einstein, but you do the figures. from Crackerjack
I'm onto something. from Crackerjack
I'm out of here. I'm done. But the constitution says... from Crackerjack
I'm sorry, but unless you've got an appointment, from Crackerjack
I'm sorry, Joe, but it looks like it's not going to be. from Crackerjack
I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, from Crackerjack
I'm sure Bob Turner would donate a meat tray. from Crackerjack
I'm throwing this club a lifeline. from Crackerjack
I'm with you. No bending over. from Crackerjack
I've applied for membership. Sorry? You've what? from Crackerjack
I've been done over by the bowls reporter! from Crackerjack
I've done the roster and you'll be required to work the bar from Crackerjack
I've entered us in the men's fours tournament, from Crackerjack
I've got a mate called bevan. from Crackerjack
I've got a migraine coming on, so I'll get the arvo off. from Crackerjack
I've got to say, I'm a little hurt, len. from Crackerjack
I've gotta go, really. Jack from Crackerjack
I've heard about it. He should know better. from Crackerjack
I've lost my girlfriend and my job. from Crackerjack
I've never seen anything like... from Crackerjack
I've played your dopey pennant, worked your stupid bar, from Crackerjack
I've seen you old ducks in the supermarket. Back in five. from Crackerjack
I've told our dumbfuck supervisor from Crackerjack
Ida, you make us proud, now. from Crackerjack
Ida: He's stealing our lunch! from Crackerjack
Ida: Nobody else can get away with it. Why should he? from Crackerjack
Idiots. from Crackerjack
If anyone needs me, I'll be behind the bar. from Crackerjack
If greensville hadn't gone under first. from Crackerjack
If he wasn't barred from the premises. from Crackerjack
If I was 40 years older, you'd be in trouble right now. from Crackerjack
If I'm talking to your members. from Crackerjack
If there is, we'll sort it out down at the station. from Crackerjack
If you must know, let's say during an extended rain delay from Crackerjack
If you wanted to sleep with me, all you had to do was ask. from Crackerjack
If you're interested. Am not. from Crackerjack
If you're staking out a bowls club, from Crackerjack
If you've got somewhere cool to store it, you're laughing. from Crackerjack
Imagine if you had, say, three of them. from Crackerjack
In a nutshell, due to dwindling membership from Crackerjack
In fact, the most memorable game ever played was in 1588 from Crackerjack
In fact, the most memorable game of bowls ever played from Crackerjack
In fact, the most memorable game was in 1588 from Crackerjack
In her capacity as the patron of the rvba. from Crackerjack
In the cityside team. from Crackerjack
In the ditch! from Crackerjack
In the meantime, Jack, what are you gonna do from Crackerjack
In the visitors' room down at the jail. from Crackerjack
In there somewhere, Eileen, from Crackerjack
In through there, folks. from Crackerjack
In your own time, son. from Crackerjack
Indoor bloody waterfall? from Crackerjack
Is being awarded a complimentary lifetime membership from Crackerjack
Is it's all hands on deck. from Crackerjack
Is Jack Simpson there, please? from Crackerjack
Is led away by the constabulary. from Crackerjack
Is that right, Jack? Yep. from Crackerjack
Is that right? from Crackerjack
Is that right? Yes. from Crackerjack
Is that she mentions the vcsc, improved her terminology from Crackerjack
Is there anything else I can do for you? from Crackerjack
Is there anything else I can help you with? from Crackerjack
Is two inches of arse crack poking out the top of my pants. from Crackerjack
It also struck me as unnecessarily long, from Crackerjack
It doesn't matter. from Crackerjack
It is with a heavy heart from Crackerjack
It means they're up shit creek, financially speaking. from Crackerjack
It never ends. from Crackerjack
It takes a minute to warm up. from Crackerjack
It was a fair size bruise too. from Crackerjack
It was a pretty heavy downpour too, I might add. from Crackerjack
It was unanimous. from Crackerjack
It was unanimous. from Crackerjack
It'd want to be a big bastard. from Crackerjack
It's a bloody disgrace. Next caller. from Crackerjack
It's a boil over. from Crackerjack
It's a game of skill, touch and Patience. from Crackerjack
It's a shame because those that saw cliff bowl from Crackerjack
It's a start, Stan. from Crackerjack
It's against a journalist's code of ethics from Crackerjack
It's an open and shut case, wouldn't you say, Jack? from Crackerjack
It's bandied about a bit too casually for my liking. from Crackerjack
It's been going a long time. from Crackerjack
It's for a meat tray. Get out of it. from Crackerjack
It's got 172 power points. from Crackerjack
It's great news, isn't it? from Crackerjack
It's hardly a surprise. from Crackerjack
It's history now. from Crackerjack
It's hydroponic. from Crackerjack
It's in the bag. from Crackerjack
It's just an aid for people who can't bend over. from Crackerjack
It's just not that interesting. from Crackerjack
It's like living with Diana Ross. from Crackerjack
It's like shooting fish in a barrel. from Crackerjack
It's not mine, and besides, the effect of that would be. from Crackerjack
It's not right. from Crackerjack
It's not the clothes. It's what's inside. Come on. from Crackerjack
It's only been harvested in the last three days. from Crackerjack
It's only the roll up, mate. from Crackerjack
It's supposed to be for members only. from Crackerjack
It's the bogarra bowls club. from Crackerjack
It's the man himself, Edward inchley. from Crackerjack
It's the only tournament on the horizon from Crackerjack
It's wrong. from Crackerjack
J and that's your big mistake from Crackerjack
J base camp too far away... j from Crackerjack
J don't be so from Crackerjack
J feel like Scott of the antarctic from Crackerjack
J throw down your guns from Crackerjack
J you didn't have the heart from Crackerjack
J you love to watch me bake you serve me up with cake from Crackerjack
J you offer a la carte from Crackerjack
J you stretch me with your hands from Crackerjack
J your guest comes in dressed smart from Crackerjack
Jack Simpson has rewritten the rule books. from Crackerjack
Jack Simpson? from Crackerjack
Jack Simpson. That must be the one. from Crackerjack
Jack, are we still on for Tuesday night? from Crackerjack
Jack, have you seen len and Stan? from Crackerjack
Jack, it's been brought to my attention from Crackerjack
Jack, seeing as how you're so interested in our fundraising, from Crackerjack
Jack, would you pick up Stan's bowls from henselite? from Crackerjack
Jack: Can I go now? Len: No, unfortunately. from Crackerjack
Jack: Couldn't be in safer hands, mate. from Crackerjack
Jack: Dave? Man: Mate, great news. from Crackerjack
Jack: Eileen, you are not gonna believe this, from Crackerjack
Jack: I swear, len, that's the only time I've ever done it. from Crackerjack
Jack: Idiot. from Crackerjack
Jack: On you, Dave! from Crackerjack
Jack: Well, that just about wraps things up, folks. from Crackerjack
Jack: Whey hey, nice pins! Fuck off. from Crackerjack
Jack: You gonna be ok? Ida: We'll look after him. from Crackerjack
Jack! C'mon, Dave. from Crackerjack
Jack? from Crackerjack
Jack. I'm going to bowl the flipper. from Crackerjack
Jack's had an idea. It's a long shot but it's worth a try. from Crackerjack
Jam your constitution fair up your clacker, len. from Crackerjack
Jand il... j from Crackerjack
Julio gleeson, the 'Latin lothario' of the game. from Crackerjack
Just came in to see you privately. from Crackerjack
Just get on with it, son. from Crackerjack
Just getting them out of the system, len. from Crackerjack
Just go to our website and click on 'online billing'. from Crackerjack
Just like Stan straight to the bar. from Crackerjack
Just pissed off Stan died thinking I was a little prick. from Crackerjack
Just put it in the ditch, Jack. from Crackerjack
Just put it in the ditch. from Crackerjack
Just remember, the king's fairly handy from Crackerjack
Just settle down, son. Relax. from Crackerjack
Just telling you the way it is. from Crackerjack
Just think about my generous offer, won't you, Jack? from Crackerjack
Just wondering what the hell you're up to, that's all. from Crackerjack
Keep your 20. from Crackerjack
Kids entertainment was riding a bike. from Crackerjack
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome cityside bowling club. from Crackerjack
Ladies and gentlemen, the queen. from Crackerjack
Ladies, this is Jack Simpson. from Crackerjack
Ladies, this is the best damn trifle I've had bar none. from Crackerjack
Laments that she never got that recipe from Crackerjack
Lawn bowls? from Crackerjack
Legs 11. from Crackerjack
Len Johnson from Crackerjack
Len Johnson? from Crackerjack
Len might get out early, of course, for good behaviour. from Crackerjack
Len, listen... Zurich on the other line. from Crackerjack
Len, thanks for the call. Gotta go. You're a good egg. from Crackerjack
Len: I played my first game of bowls with cityside in 1948 from Crackerjack
Len: If we can't come up with this amount within 30 days, from Crackerjack
Len: On that Saturday in 1948, from Crackerjack
Len: Once you introduce pokies, from Crackerjack
Len: The no pokies route. from Crackerjack
Len: We don't have one long enough. from Crackerjack
Len: We must explore all avenues. from Crackerjack
Len: Well done, fellas. We're through to the third round. from Crackerjack
Len: Well, well, well. from Crackerjack
Len: Yep, we're off to the semis. from Crackerjack