Red Notice Edit

A con man, actually.

A few clever keystrokes and a well timed call intercept.

A gift fit for a queen,

A ha [grunts]

A lot of his colleagues have put a lot of your colleagues in prison.

A lot of thieves out there who claim to only do it for the money.

A lotta people make that mistake.

A smart plan, the opposite of this.

About me and my father, how'd you know?

Absolutely not. All's fair in love and eggs.

After all we've been through together…

Agent Hartley!

Ah.

All I had to do was wait for you two to escape from Sotto Voce,

All of 'em.

All right, fine.

All right, I'll bite. What's the first step?

All right, man. Don't even start with me, okay?

All right, then, here we go.

All right, yes or no, was Jeff Goldblum in it?

All right. We're good.

All that working out.

All three eggs are reunited for the first time in over 2,000 years?

All three treasured eggs have been reunited.

All's quiet on the western front.

Already held the second egg in his possession.

Also, it just gets better.

Always.

An ancient piece of pricelessness that I like to call…

And a 24 karat gold inlay.

And adult virgins everywhere became obsessed with this question,

And currently is held in a private collection.

And gold reflects radiation.

And hiking in circles for eight hours.

And I also know your browser history.

And I could be the other bad guy.

And I know where the egg is.

And I never answered him.

And I tipped her off about that secure Cayman Island account

And I was gonna carry you with me in my heart like an eternal flame,

And I will help you become the number one art thief in the world again.

And I'm not used to working with a partner.

And if you decide not to do that,

And in front of a room full of criminals?

And in his haste, he tripped coming through the door.

And in his immortal words,

And in less than 48 hours, I'm gonna have the second one as well.

And Interpol has the authority to compel me to do so?

And it got buried behind some papers or something like that.

And it turns out, we have the perfect gift.

And it's in mint condition. I bet you this thing still runs.

And it's just begging for me to steal it.

And it's so rare in my line of work

And let me guess, if we don't say yes,

And most importantly, will we ever see the day in which

And my dad was one of them.

And no, it's not, all right? Cough it up.

And not just any watch. Creepy Nazi art guy Rudolph Zeich's watch.

And now I'm in yours.

And now I'm stuck in a cell with this idiot.

And number two, on the whole arresting me thing, I totally get it.

And poof. [gasps]

And prove that you're better than everybody else

And scene.

And seal all ingress and egress points immediately.

And sneak past the featured extras and into the bedroom.

And someone whose official credentials

And something that I've been wanting to say for years

And Sotto Voce's phone can only be found in Sotto Voce's pants.

And strangling folks became sort of a hobby for him.

And that code can only be found in Sotto Voce's phone,

And that this mystery bunker is rumored to have all this stolen treasure.

And that you're worthy.

And that's when a forgotten Mr. Nobody named Rudolph Zeich,

And the beginning of our pleasure.

And the only man ever rumored to have held Cleopatra's third egg

And the third egg, well, the only way for us to get our hands on it

And then I'm forced to do things like this.

And there it is.

And there's only one face and one voice that opens it.

And travel halfway around the globe,

And upstairs, the door to the egg room,

And who are you? Her bodyguard?

And you led me right to the third egg,

And you look like…

And you seemed like someone I could talk to.

Anyhow, I gave our friend, Inspector Das, a little jingle

Anyway, I'm sorry to rope you into all of this,

Apologies.

Apparently, it left quite the impression on him.

Appreciate that. What'd you think? You think it was too much?

April, 1945.

Are here to try to beat me to the second egg.

Are too incompetent to solve the case.

Are you carrying your side?

Are you insane? I love the money.

Are you sure you don't wanna flip this one? I got a guy.

Aren't you a little outside your jurisdiction?

Arrest me.

As an added bonus, my friend here, at no extra charge,

As impossible as a John Hartley with a Swiss bank account

As long as I have the third egg, you can't win.

Asshole!

Asshole!

At least you're comfortable.

At the risk of stating the obvious,

At the world famous Museo Nazionale di Castel Sant'Angelo in Rome.

Attempting to steal the egg?

Back in 2014.

Back in Bali, that thing you said,

Beat him at his own game.

Beautiful.

Because I'm about to send you to the worst place in the world.

Because we're gonna go to my favorite place.

Because you're wanted in 18 separate countries,

Before you double crossed the billionaire?

Behold, for the first time in two millennia,

Best way to do it is from within the system itself.

Better luck next time.

Better news,

Biometric portal made out of a foot and a half of solid titanium.

Bob's your uncle.

Booth gave us a fake egg.

Booth, don't be too hard on yourself.

Booth, don't move!

Booth, I'm curious.

Booth, please.

Booth, tell her we're not friends.

Both of them taking their lives

Bro, I didn't… I didn't see the handcuffs coming.

Build the bunker, bring in the loot, seal the shaft…

Bulls have terrible eyesight. But they can sense motion.

But definitely regional catalog work, fliers…

But he never apologized. He just, uh…

But he's not above having a good time.

But I doubt very much that you could've managed it.

But I'm late for a date with a very large pyramid.

But I'm not so big on forget ness.

But just as quickly lost, never to be seen again.

But just using your terminal here

But my father made me who I am today.

But she got it.

But so does some pretty kick ass deepfake technology.

But sometimes I do bad things.

But that leaves an issue. The final egg.

But that's not important right now.

But then I remembered

But then, in 1907,

But there's another way in. Hidden entrance.

But wait, there's more.

But what is unusual is the risk that you take.

But when I discovered what was inside it,

But you can't name one time in the past year that you beat me.

But you don't happen to have, like, a badge or somethin'

But you don't understand, that's not the price for just one egg.

By the night of his daughter's wedding gets all the marbles.

Came solely by a written interagency communiqué.

Can you fly a helicopter?

Can't run a con without gaining the mark's trust first, that's page one.

Can't wait to see what happens next.

Careful now. We don't wanna cause a scene.

Checkmate.

Cleopatra's first egg is on display for all to see

Cleopatra's second egg.

Come on, come on, come on, you little bastard. Where are you?

Come on, don't be shy.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, then. Come on! Come on!

Come on!

Come…

Congratulations.

Cover us.

Cut the shit. What's the offer?

Dad…

Das, look at me. Look at my eyes.

Did you know that 99% of all tracking protocols

Did you really think I ran right off to the pyramids on your good word?

Didn't I?

Do it.

Do you have thermal sensors in this room?

Do you know what this is?

Do you trust me?

Does the back of your head look like a huge penis?

Doesn't matter. Prison's gonna decide for us.

Don't be an idiot. You read too many spy novels. [scoffs]

Don't care. I'm not letting you out of my sight.

Don't give me that shit. You were gonna leave me?

Don't run?

Don't run?

Don't test me, Director.

Don't worry. I got it.

Don't worry. Left my chaps at home.

Double the payout, triple the challenge, plus, here's the best part.

Down here, beneath the bulls, no one will hear your screams.

Dr. Shirtless has in his possession

Drop your weapon!

During the party,

Each one more exquisite than the last.

Ed Sheeran, who knew?

Egypt? [scoffs]

Eighty seven motion sensitive 8K cameras with an overlapping field of vision,

Enough games, my love.

Even after he passed.

Ever since you stole William Strang's Lady with a Red Hat from the Tate

Everyone loses, no one gets the money and we can all be friends again.

Everything.

Except if they find out you're a cop. Then they're gonna wanna kill you.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Faith?

Faith.

Few know the secret story

First of all, Agent Hartley,

First question, where'd you get that jacket?

Five second rule.

Focus on third party movements? [scoffs]

For 70 years, amateur sleuths, treasure hunters,

For all I know, you could be the bad guy,

For centuries, these eggs were thought to be nothing more than myth, rumor.

For the record, none of this feels good.

Forget the egg, let's just steal this stuff.

Forty one hours ago, Agent Hartley received credible intelligence that

Found out later that he put it in his desk at work

Freeze!

Freeze!

From an encrypted third party on the same day the egg was stolen?

Fun's over, Nolan Booth. Give me the bag, turn around,

Funny, don't you think?

Gelato, the Colosseum.

Get off the boat.

Get that through your thick skulls right now!

Given your escape history.

Go on, detain your friend.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

Go!

God damn it!

God, he's so cute.

God, this is such a confusing erection.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Good thing these guys aren't.

Got your trust after selling me out.

Gotcha.

Great. Glad you approve. What do you want?

Great. I'll, uh, send you both a sharpened toothbrush.

Guard!

Guess they're paying the utilities.

Guess what her name is?

Gunrunners are a little touchy about their identity.

Guys? Nyet politsiya. Not a cop.

Hartley?

Hartley?

Hartley?

Hartley?

Hartley? Hartley?

Has he told you where the third egg is yet?

Has he told you where the third egg is yet?

He asked me if I stole it. I told him I didn't.

He comes home and he sits down at the dinner table…

He didn't speak to me again after that.

He didn't tell you?

He just looked me in the eye and said, "How was your day at school?"

He knows you're a cop.

He loved that piece of metal more than anything.

He said he knew that I had and that I was lying.

He was the best.

He went almost a full year, just utter silence.

He'd spend weekends holed up in his office,

He's a big fan.

He's a consulting profiler who specializes in art crime.

He's a pretty damn good thief for his first time.

He's a profiler for the FBI,

He's heading for the exit.

He's not a cop!

He's not good at taking a compliment.

He's not lying. I read about the chamber.

He's on the scaffolding.

Hello, boys.

Hello, suspicious suspect.

Help me catch The Bishop and clear my name,

Hence, your computer, your office.

Here we go. Three, two, one. Lift with your neck.

Here's the deal.

Here's the thing. You're putting me in a pickle.

Here's what I'm thinkin'.

Hey, hey, hey.

Hey, sorry, big man, but there's no food or drink in the museum.

Hey, where are you, you big idiot?

Hey.

Hey. Tambwe got us a costume change, so we can get out of these filthy duds.

Hi, guys. Don't take your shoes off or anything.

Hi, there.

Hidden somewhere in South America.

High school.

His dad tried to strangle him when he was 14.

Hitler's personal art and antiquities dealer,

Hmm. You know, there was an easier way in,

Hold on to something! If we stop, they'll catch us.

Holidays, he'd drive hours away to obscure auctions,

Honestly, look at your face right now.

Hopped a steamer ship and fled Germany for Argentina.

How about we just shut up? And by we, I mean you.

How about your old man?

How are we gonna get his voice and his facial?

How are we gonna get out of here?

How are we gonna get through this?

How can you be sure the egg is actually there?

How can you be sure the third egg itself is actually there?

How did they get it down here anyway?

How does it feel to be sold out by the most wanted art thief in the world?

How the son of a Swiss police captain turns to a life of high crime.

How'd you find me?

How'd you know Sotto Voce would cut in?

How's that work exactly?

Huh.

I already know how I'm gonna steal it.

I am innocent.

I am on their side. They shot at me first.

I am.

I came to congratulate you both.

I can do things to The Bishop you can't do.

I can send your mom a video of you mouth sexing a goat.

I can't believe nobody saw that.

I can't thank you enough for this.

I care about arresting The Bishop and clearing my name.

I could flip this for $25 million, easy.

I could read hieroglyphics before I could read English.

I didn't do this.

I didn't think you were dead. I wished you were dead.

I don't believe you.

I don't care about the money anymore.

I don't have to win in order for you to lose.

I don't know what happened. We were just having a glass of champagne

I don't need to show you my badge because I've got a gun.

I don't need your apologies, I need a washroom.

I don't talk about him.

I don't think it was gonna work.

I don't think that's gonna make it up the stairs.

I don't understand why.

I don't wanna do the whole prison fight thing with you…

I followed you. She must have followed me.

I get to choose which one of them detains you until trial,

I got a pretty good idea where she's going because of you.

I got that on Etsy.

I got this thing back in Scouts. It's been a little wonky.

I guess now we find out what kind of friend you really are, Mr. Booth,

I hate to break it to you, but you're not a complex case.

I have no base. This is a spray tan.

I have notes. Otherwise, pretty good.

I have the first egg in my possession,

I just stared at him. I didn't eat. I didn't drink.

I just want the egg. So, uh

I knew right then that I held in my hand

I know everyone you work with and every member of your family.

I know he drives you crazy, but he's good.

I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me.

I know how a confidence scheme works, trust me.

I know how he thinks. He's gonna do it today. Trust me.

I know you. You're the… You're the slow bald guy that's been chasing me.

I know. I'm so sorry. I had to.

I left my phone in there.

I lied about everything. All of it. That whole thing.

I lied to you, I lied to her, I lied to Baby Jesus.

I love this plan.

I love you!

I mean put her in prison. For life.

I mean, I'm… I don't think runway,

I mean, these people are horrible. But I like money, so…

I mean, we tried.

I mean, what's left?

I need you to understand, The Bishop is behind this entire thing.

I really thought you were different.

I said, "Go," but I didn't mean without me.

I saw you splashing around. "Hartley! Hartley!"

I say that as a friend.

I see what the problem is.

I slept like a baby after our little therapy session last night.

I spared no expense to acquire a gift unlike any other.

I then made an $8 million deposit into an account registered in your name.

I think we're gonna get out of here.

I thought for sure you were gonna see through my

I told you The Bishop was working with somebody.

I told you they'd come.

I told you, this would end with you in handcuffs.

I want a divorce and I'm keeping the kids.

I want you to remember one critically important thing.

I was gonna deal with the second egg first.

I was in Game of Thrones!

I was never gonna tell you about the third egg because you're a cop.

I was never permitted to touch this as a boy.

I was praying for you.

I would introduce you, but I believe you've already met

I wouldn't have missed this for the world. I'll take that. Thank you.

I'd be on my way there right now if you weren't such a super cop.

I'll admit, Booth was my first thought too.

I'll get the egg and you'll get The Bishop.

I'll get the thumbprint, you get Sotto Voce's phone.

I'll give you one last chance to take me up on my offer.

I'll stop by once I have the second egg.

I'm a good guy.

I'm afraid that's all the time we have for today.

I'm asking you to help me.

I'm Ed Sheeran, bitch!

I'm gonna get you a matching vest to go with those pants.

I'm gonna have no choice but to tell her everything.

I'm gonna have to end our session here. Have a lovely day.

I'm gonna leave now and when he wakes up,

I'm Johnny Law, blah, blah, blah."

I'm just glad I could finally repay my debt to you.

I'm not a Navy SEAL.

I'm not a therapist. I'm an intelligence analyst.

I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed.

I'm not asking you to care about me, Booth.

I'm not done yet. I'm just getting to the good part.

I'm not gonna gloat. It's not who I am.

I'm not gonna lie, that's a bit of a problem.

I'm not here for the egg. I'm here to clear my name,

I'm not saying I'm gonna do that, I'm just saying I could if I wanted to.

I'm not trying to be a tattletale. We didn't steal your egg, okay?

I'm not used to using these stupid things,

I'm right here.

I'm so focused on winning all the time, on being the best at what I do,

I'm sorry about all that.

I'm sorry we couldn't do business.

I'm sorry, do we know each other?

I'm sorry, I just wanna be clear.

I'm sorry, what?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm talking about my twist ending.

I'm the most wanted art thief in the world.

I've been thinking about this a lot, and I can't tell you.

I've been tracking your scores for a while.

I've got our escape plan down to a simple three step process.

I've got two eggs, you've got one, and you think you won?

I've heard tapeworms can be quite slimming.

I've kept it close to my heart since the day I killed him with it.

If I had enough time and enough pictures.

If she hurts you bad enough, if she gets really creative with it,

If you ever pull shit like that again, it'll be the last thing you do.

If you have more than 12 images on the Internet,

If you run, you die.

If you want to make him talk, this is how you get him to talk.

In fact, it may already be gone.

In his hands,

In his I probably have a tiny penis villa in Valencia.

In one move, The Bishop took out her lead competitor and lead investigator.

Including a watch.

Intends to steal the Egg of Cleopatra today.

Is gonna give you a lifetime supply of prison.

Is owned by an international arms dealer.

Is rumored to be the last person to ever hold the egg in his hands,

Is that normal?

Is that so?

Is that upstairs, locked away in a secret vault,

Is that your father's watch?

Is that your plan, Agent Hartley?

Is the secret tomb of Cleopatra.

Isn't that right, Agent Hartley?

Isn't the actual plan part the most important part of the plan?

It does.

It doesn't matter what you do,

It is my sincere pleasure to welcome you all to my humble home.

It made you feel special, different.

It should be red, not blue.

It was a completely unannounced show.

It was never my strong suit.

It'll take adjustment now The Bishop'll be there, but I'll beat her to the punch.

It's a bit of a black site. Kind of the land due process forgot.

It's a catch all concept. It's someone to blame

It's a marriage of convenience.

It's a miracle we're not both strippers.

It's a pleasure doing business with you.

It's a pretty tight window.

It's a shame we're gonna have to burn it.

It's a statement piece.

It's a three thief job. [mouthing] One, two, three.

It's as though you wanna get caught so you can escape,

It's called the moral of the story.

It's embarrassing.

It's exciting.

It's fine. Totally fine. Not a scratch on it.

It's game over for the Nazis,

It's gotta be hydroelectric power,

It's impossible.

It's just impossible for me to tell who you are with that mask on.

It's just like we drew it up, right?

It's just pure good ol' fashioned glycerin.

It's kind of a lay up. Even Post Malone gets it.

It's not so much of a "can't," it's more of a "won't."

It's okay. You're safe here.

It's probably just an error in the thermal sensor.

It's similar, but it's not the same thing. It's a complicated backstory.

It's so nice to finally meet you, Mr. Booth.

It's that I don't care about anyone.

It's the only chance I have to get my life back.

It's what we do.

Jakarta.

Jesus! That's really scary.

Join us as we explore that very question.

Just get me out of here.

Just need to slow down my competition, such as they are.

Just outside of Cairo, a local farmer unearthed two of them.

Just to prove yourself all over again,

Keep making your jokes

Kinda like Alexa but with guns.

Know what I think is funny, Booth?

Ladies and gentlemen,

Let me save you the trouble.

Let's get something straight right now.

Let's give him a warm welcome to the prison, guys.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's just do this.

Let's just go back and finish our meals.

Let's just rewind for one second here.

Let's talk about this. [screaming]

Lidar discovered it a year ago. They haven't opened it yet.

Like a muscular toddler.

Like I didn't even exist.

Like you said, it's your party.

Listen to me, unless we stop it, that egg is gonna be stolen today.

Listen, whatever you think this is, whatever you think I did, I didn't do.

Long con?

Long con.

Long version?

Look at him.

Look at that door. Nothing hiding behind there.

Look for a box that says "MacGuffin."

Look, am I upset about what happened back on the beach?

Look, I'm not gonna make a big deal out of this.

Look, it's not that I don't care about you.

Look, the point is, is that the third egg isn't in Egypt.

Look, your dad was a cop, so you became a crook.

Look! Look at your friend.

Looking for something specific or just browsing?

Looks like you ran out of friends.

Lucky shot.

Make sure to kick clear of the car.

Mark Antony presented Cleopatra with three bejeweled eggs,

May I?

Maybe that's my problem.

Mm, was a nice touch.

Mmm hmm.

Move! Move!

My Cleopatra.

My dad thought I stole his watch.

My dad was a crook, so I became a cop.

My dad was a crook.

My dear, The Bishop is nothing more than a boogeyman story in the art world.

My father was a prolific asshole.

My lovely business associate.

My mom and I never saw him again.

Never wanted anything to do with his treasure hunt,

Next week, I found myself in boarding school.

Nice jacket, while I "Gotta dance."

Nice touch, by the way.

No juice boxes for you.

No one ever expects the call to come from inside the house, as it were.

No one has.

No one knows where the third egg is. It's never been found.

No shit, dipdick!

No shit!

No, I haven't.

No, it's not a problem. Glad you're not touchy about it.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, wait a moment. What do you think you're doing?

No! I saw a nature documentary starring David Attenborough.

No.

No.

No.

No. Don't

No. It's the watch from Pulp Fiction.

No. My dad was a con man, and I hated him.

Nobody can stand this son of a bitch. [chuckles]

Nobody knew that Miley Cyrus was going to be there.

Nolan.

Not bad for a convict.

Not for, with.

Not like me? You don't even know me.

Not on Christmas. Not on my birthday.

Not waste time playing footsie with The Bishop.

Now I'd really love to stay and see how this whole thing turns out,

Now shut up and give me the bag before I shoot you in the mouth.

Now that I have two out of the three eggs,

Now, here's where things get a little tricky.

Now, if you'll excuse me, Inspector, I believe I owe your supervisor a call.

Now, Mr. Booth, where is the third egg?

Now, normally, I'm not a vindictive person, but,

Now, what none of these evil one percenters know

Now, why would an art dealer leave his patron's side

Now!

Obsessed with finding what they believed had to be Hitler's lost bunker,

Of Antony and Cleopatra,

Of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It's a funny story.

Of the most sought after prize and unsolved puzzle of their time.

Oh, and sixteen five ton cargo containers logged only as holding machine parts.

Oh, and when I do, the offer's gonna be 5%.

Oh, bummer. I really wanted to do it the easy way.

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on!

Oh, good, you're dancing with her.

Oh, hey, guys. [chuckles] Okay!

Oh, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, where are you goin'? We're partners.

Oh, how did I get us caught by her boyfriend?

Oh, I actually… I came aboard yesterday.

Oh, I see what you did there. That's… [chuckles]

Oh, I see.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! It was Jurassic Park. That's Jeff Goldblum.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no, no, no, no, it's all right. [sniffs]

Oh, no, no, no! There's one more thing. Kinda important.

Oh, no, us. Okay.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit! God damn it.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, that's fun. This is my best friend.

Oh, this priceless piece of ancient cultural whatnot?

Oh, we're partners now? No, our partnership ended

Oh, whoa, hold on, hold on. No, don't shoot.

Oh, you made it. Thank God!

Oh!

Oh! Terribly, terribly sorry, sir.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Here we go.

Oh. I'm so sorry.

Okay, fine. You can be my plus one to Sotto Voce's party.

Okay, here I go.

Okay, it's deepfake time.

Okay, look.

Okay, stop, stop. I'll tell you, all right?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Thank God, you're here.

Okay. Um…

Okay. Well, hold on one sec. I just have two questions.

Okay. What's going on?

On their wedding day, as a symbol of his undying devotion,

Once they're on the move, you only have 45 seconds until they land.

Only matters what they think you've done.

Ooh, ooh, ooh.

Oops!

Or "gut vibe" if you're not into the whole religious thing.

Or perhaps you just didn't think this all the way through.

Others claim it was discovered,

Otherwise, why would you risk your lives together

Phone, phone, phone, phone.

Piss off for a thousand years.

Place must have been built off one of those old copper mines.

Plans change.

Please accept my sincerest apologies for the whole mix up in Rome.

Please be good crazy.

Please shut up.

Please.

Politsiya.

Poring over old maps and declassified files.

Possession of stolen Nazi loot is a crime.

Probably everybody.

Promises, promises.

Put 'er there, roomie.

Put your hands behind your back. You're under arrest.

Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say, Agent?

Rather than face a world without each other,

Read the room.

Ready?

Really?

Reinforced armor plating, bullet resistant glass,

Relax. I have good news. If I'm reading this map right…

Remain in your seats. This will be over shortly.

Resting failure face. I mean, in a word, priceless.

Resting failure face. Priceless.

Riding the rails hobo style.

Right there on his wrist.

Right this way, sir.

Right.

Right.

Right. But you won't get to The Bishop unless you get to the egg.

Right. I don't give a shit about the egg.

Rock hard pass.

Rock Jenga.

Rude to boot.

Save you, get your hopes up, and then pull you, shove you under.

Say what you will about Russian prisons, the soap is incredible.

Seal the room. Now!

Security, we have a code red.

See, I always appreciate a quality double cross.

See? Easy peasy.

See? Teamwork.

Send a team.

Serious question though, you guys have any sunblock?

She knows about our special bond, that you were my best man.

She set me up.

She took the second egg from Sotto Voce.

She'd never heard of you.

She's a good singer.

She's got a real sense of humor.

She's lying. I do not know where the third egg is. I swear to God.

She's The Bishop.

Shit!

Shit!

Short version?

Shut up! Both of you.

Shut up. You deleted my life.

Sir, we have a problem in the vault room.

So any time another male dances with the most desirable woman at his party,

So exciting!

So how does that work?

So I called up the Assistant Director of the BAU at Quantico, really nice lady.

So I decided to become better than he ever was.

So I did.

So I picked someplace extra special.

So if we don't get his thumbprint, we can't get the egg.

So it was all a lie? Even the sob story about your dad?

So it was you all along.

So let me take a crack at who I think you really are.

So no American cowboy stuff.

So the Eyes Wide Shut thing takes the edge off for everyone.

So there are no natural blind spots.

So we're out in the middle of nowhere based on faith?

So what now?

So you can't drill it and you can't make it go boom.

So, I approached him with my own offer,

So, uh, hand it over.

So, what kinda security surveillance are we looking at?

So, yeah, easy peasy.

So, you know, every square inch of this place is gonna be on lock.

So… [in accent] That's a nice.

Some say the third egg was never found.

Someone spilled wine on a guest. They're cleared.

Someone's behind this. The Bishop, maybe even Booth himself.

Something up?

Something's off. I'm calling it in anyway.

Sometimes the old ways are the best. Excuse me, darling.

Somewhere there is a very nude cow whispering…

Son of a bitch. He's lying.

Sotto Voce.

Sotto Voce.

Sotto Voce. I know all about this guy.

Sotto Voce's masquerade ball is tomorrow night,

Speak for yourself. I'm going in.

Speaking of which, how's it going with your partner in crime?

Special Agent John Hartley, FBI. We met earlier.

Spooky, right?

Step two, plan ahead.

Stick it in a bag of rice, it's a whole thing.

Stop guessing, it's Cleopatra.

Such a clever disguise.

Such a fancy yacht, you'd think they could stock some decent cheeses.

Such a thrill to be face to face

Sure thing. Yeah.

Surprise!

Surprised to see me?

Ta ta!

Take him.

Take it all.

Take it easy.

Take me to the third egg, Booth.

Tambwe, this is Agent John Hartley

Tambwe! Come on, bring it in.

Team. Team. Team. [chuckling] It feels weird in my mouth.

Teamwork? It feels weird in my mouth.

Tell me where the third egg is, I'll get you out of here and give you 10%.

Tell me, what does the map say?

Tell you what, Agent Hartley.

Than her Instagram account.

Thank you, guys. [whispering] I don't think anyone heard me. We're good.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Oh. All right.

That bad, huh?

That egg should be reflecting the heat in this room.

That face right there. Just… Yeah. Perfect.

That gun is soaking wet. There's no way

That hidden chamber

That I'm pretty good at escaping from things.

That is why when I arranged for my only daughter to marry,

That map better be right.

That received an $8 million wire transfer

That same watch my father chose to love more than me.

That seems like a coincidence, don't you think?

That was my father's thing, and he could have it.

That was terrifying.

That's a no. He must not trust you.

That's all we need.

That's in Russian.

That's not cheese. That's uncooked pork.

That's not unusual.

That's okay. I'll get the information from you by hurting him.

That's the best part of this whole thing.

The answer is yes!

The Bishop.

The chances.

The egg.

The eyes and ears are in a secure room in the west hall.

The fact that you think the two of us would ever team up with you.

The guests and the staff are required to stay on the main floor,

The jig is up.

The manifest shows he traveled with just a single suitcase.

The most wanted art thief in the world, a man named Nolan Booth,

The mystery of Cleopatra's third egg.

The one thing that doesn't quite line up for me is

The only jobs you take are the ones that make the big, splashy headlines,

The only way through it is with facial and voice recognition.

The Red Army's at the gate, days from taking Berlin.

The same mystery thief who ratted me out is the same one who framed you.

The scans show it sitting there plain as day.

The sculpture, I mean.

The second egg has been sold at auction numerous times

The secret to the third egg's location.

The shafts down here are massive and go on for miles.

The third egg never left Egypt.

The vault door to the egg room is a military grade,

The wayward Roman general

Then he kept askin', "How was your day at school?"

Then I asked myself, "How well do you really know someone

Then Inspector Das is on her way right now to arrest us.

Then let's get caught.

Then on my 13th birthday, he didn't show up.

Then one night, he…

Then the rest.

Then, all I had to do was sit back and wait for Das to take the bait.

Then, we slip through the study and get our hands on his precious.

There are two bishops in chess.

There is no bond between us. I barely know the guy.

There, there, Special Agent Hartley.

There's a new score.

There's also a 12 digit randomly generated passcode that's changed every six minutes,

There's four now.

There's no bunker. There's shit here.

There's no chance I'm putting that thing in the same van as him.

There's the watch, the missing watch,

There's, like, three of these left on the planet. Four!

They buried the third egg there when the other two went missing.

They carry it down the stairs in tiny pieces and reassemble?

They say the most important part of any plan is a good night's sleep.

They should really work on patching the security vulnerability.

They're always watching, always listening.

They're outside the walls. Secure the perimeter.

Third egg.

This is a convertible tank.

This is a room full of convicted murderers and toilet vodka enthusiasts.

This is easy.

This is farm to table, right? Thank you.

This is fun, isn't it?

This is not a coincidence. This is a plan.

This is our good friend, Special Agent John Hartley.

This is outrageous.

This is Special Agent John Hartley of the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit.

This is why we can't have nice things.

This is…

This man is not a cop, all right?

This way.

This whole time you were working for her?

This.

Thoughts?

Three hundred million dollars?

Three quarter inch steel,

Through there.

Throws a masquerade party every year for his top buyers

To be honest, I thought I laid it on too thick in the prison.

To ensure that the origin point of my message is untraceable.

To find someone who's just there to listen.

To have a chat.

To the end of our business.

To your face is…

Told you how this was gonna end.

Too bad it was driven by Nazi scum.

Trying to ruin the mission.

Tucked away in the turtleneck, do you?

Turns out, it's not as secure as one might hope.

Turns out, Mr. Big Daddy Big Bucks' daughter,

Two man guard teams at every access point are signal rotated to keep them frosty.

Uh oh.

Uh, actually we are. We're here to steal the egg.

Uh, fun with magnets. All right.

Until I figure it out, I'm gonna keep you where I can find you.

Up here.

Vámonos. Vámonos. They're telling me to run.

Vin Diesel's audition tape for Cats? It exists.

Wait till you see our ride. You're gonna love it.

Wait, stop.

Was if you led us right to it, which you did.

Was that so hard?

Watching you dance with this man at my party has made me quite jealous.

We both know that this whole thing is gonna end with you in handcuffs.

We can escape later. It works for me all the time.

We could have a lot in common.

We dress up in matching black pajamas

We got nothing but respect for you.

We gotta go.

We gotta make sure they know you're not a cop.

We have to be on the other side of these walls by tomorrow morning.

We kinda do.

We needed to get his phone,

We really got some dads, huh?

We should run.

We take that.

We won. Together. Friendship. Teamwork.

We.

We'll disappear into the crowd. We'll be home free.

We'll take those. Thank you very much.

We're gonna get out of here.

We're gonna need his thumbprint 'cause he never upgraded his iPhone 4, so…

We're gonna need more [grunts]

We're here for the egg, not her.

We're here.

We're here. Here it is. Great job!

We're not friends.

We're not partners. This is a marriage of convenience.

We're not that different.

We're really gonna do it.

We're running out of road.

We've got a party crasher.

Well, anyhoo, the egg.

Well, clearly you have this whole thing figured out.

Well, down to business then.

Well, first off, a positive mental attitude helps.

Well, fool me once…

Well, he has no choice but to step in and assert his dominance.

Well, I had to get your attention somehow.

Well, I suppose you and Mr. Booth, wherever he is,

Well, I trusted you and you hurt my feelings.

Well, I'm big on forgiveness. I always have been.

Well, if he did, I wouldn't tell you.

Well, if this is all The Bishop's doing and you really are innocent, prove it.

Well, if you don't know that, then you really are dumber than I look.

Well, labels, Nazis, dum dums.

Well, mission accomplished. Find the print.

Well, no one would be able to pull off the scores you have alone.

Well, perhaps a few more days in here

Well, Sotto Voce is a 5'5" alpha male with textbook Napoleon complex.

Well, that's locked and heavily guarded.

Well, the guy's an arms dealer,

Well, the same way I knew that you were gonna steal the egg in Rome.

Well, there's only one way to find out.

Well, too bad for you. Nobody knows where the third egg is.

Well, we're just surprised it took you so long to find us.

Well, you see, Cleopatra's first egg is covered in 18 karat gold.

Well, you shouldn't have got us caught by her boyfriend.

Well…

What a dick.

What are we doing here? What do you want?

What are you doing with that?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? That's not part of the plan.

What are you talking about?

What are you, six for six now?

What can I say? I like to be thorough.

What could possibly go wrong?

What do you got in the bag?

What do you mean, you can't tell me?

What happened to Cleopatra's lost egg?

What the f

What the fuck?

What the hell?

What, may I ask, are you looking for?

What's going on there?

What's important is that you realize you lost and I won.

What's it gonna be, Agent Hartley?

What's the plan Son of a bitch!

What's your problem?

When I was eight years old,

When that happens, guess who becomes number one art thief in the world again?

When were you gonna tell me about the third egg?

When you and your friends in law enforcement

When you let The Bishop go all shock therapy on me.

Where are we headed? Where's the third egg?

Where are you going?

Where he'd bid on the strangest things.

Where you tell us where the third egg is.

Which brings us to the part

Which does fall under the umbrella of law enforcement, but not a cop.

Which I'm going to take from you now.

Which means all I need is you.

Which means there's running water somewhere down here.

Which means, if we're gonna beat The Bishop to the second egg,

Which tells me that you only do it for the thrill and not the money.

Who fell madly in love with the enchanting Egyptian queen,

Who knew it'd end up like this?

Who may hold it in their possession?

Who provided you this information?

Who's your daddy?

Whoa!

Whoever brings this Egyptian billionaire all three eggs

Why are you shooting at them? I thought you were on their side.

Why are you wearing the hairnet? You're bald.

Why is your shirt off?

Why would The Bishop go to the trouble of framing me when she already has the egg?

Will help change your mind. [chuckles]

With a cleaning solution that's essentially nitric acid?

With nearly 100 tons of so called machine parts?

With the prospect of thousands more to come

With the second best art thief in the world.

Without a badge or a gun, outside of your jurisdiction,

Without identification, how do I know who you are?

Worthy of what? This speech?

Would some people say that this is very embarrassing for you?

Would you like to make a confession, my lady?

Wow!

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

X marks the spot.

X… What spot? X marks the spot.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Yeah, I like that guy.

Yeah, I'm just gonna give it to you 'cause I don't even want it.

Yeah, it's gonna be a long walk back.

Yeah, it's no biggie. No biggie. We knew she'd be here.

Yeah, you got lucky a couple of times early on, you know?

Yeah. One more and I get a Shawshank jacket.

Yes, in very fast boats.

Yes, it's impossible.

Yes, it's my father's watch.

Yes, of course. Of course they would.

Yes, okay, I wanted to pull you out,

Yes, that is me. Scratch that. That was me. I did say that.

Yes, this is a 1931 Mercedes Benz Grosser 770.

Yes. By the way, that hurt like hell.

You a top or a bottom? [grunts]

You are not sparkly enough.

You can have excuses or results.

You can have mine. You need some nourishment.

You can learn. This is amazing.

You can…

You can't ever tell anybody about this.

You can't prove that was me.

You can't, can you?

You cannot be serious.

You could say that. Hmm.

You did this.

You didn't see that coming, amateur hour?

You didn't tell him?

You die.

You don't have to do that. I'm standing right next to you.

You don't know me, Booth.

You don't look like a profiler.

You don't look like an English major.

You don't wanna talk about what just happened?

You either arrest him or I arrest you both.

You electrocuted him. You went "Downtown."

You ever see, um, uh, Sullivan's Travels?

You first.

You found out you had a real talent for it.

You gotta be shittin' me.

You have got to be kidding.

You have no idea what I'm capable of.

You have no idea what I'm capable of.

You hear that?

You imbecile!

You know the 300 million you guys got on the eggs

You know what happens when you mix soap, which is pure glycerin,

You know what I blame? I blame the compass.

You know what I mean, Agent. Your badge is no good here.

You know what's not kind? Dragging me out in the middle of nowhere,

You know, baby did a bad, bad thing. Yeah.

You know, for a guy who claims he's innocent,

You know, funny story, after Das picked me up on the beach…

You know, I'm really starting to not like you.

You know, lady, I'm really starting to not like you.

You know, the kinda thing I'm into is a good plan.

You learn a valuable lesson, you know?

You like to work alone. You don't like a team.

You look awful.

You love me. You love me like crazy.

You might benefit from a little career change. [chuckles]

You need to shut the museum down, evacuate your visitors,

You only have a finite amount of time to save it.

You only met 72 hours ago?"

You said, "Go save yourself."

You said, "Save yourself."

You see, after I stole the egg in Bali,

You see, the dashing Mr. Voce here

You should have took that deal when she offered it to you in prison.

You should listen to her.

You sneaky little minx.

You started stealing between the ages of six and eight.

You stashed it in.

You still get your ass spanked by a toothless man with tuberculosis

You stupid complainer.

You sure about this?

You sure do hang around with a lot of criminals.

You sure you brought enough guns?

You thought I was dead.

You trust your partner?

You wanna arrest me?

You wanna do it?

You wanna know what else is cute?

You went running in there to rescue me.

You were.

You will be missed.

You're American. What brings you to Rome?

You're coming with me. Party's over.

You're familiar with that concept, aren't you?

You're going to tell him that you triggered the alarm falsely

You're gonna arrest me right here,

You're good, really good, better than most.

You're kidding. I never heard of a price tag like that.

You're kidding. Nice pull!

You're like a well dressed wall.

You're literally telling her everything.

You're not a cop.

You're not a real bad guy, Bubba.

You're not gonna find The Bishop. Not without me.

You're right, I'm not.

You're right, we should wash up first.

You're right. I am the bad guy.

You're right. I am the bad guy.

You're so embarrassing. He's so embarrassing.

You're the captain?

You're thinking of Jurassic Park.

You're thinking of Richard Attenborough from Jurassic Park.

You're under arrest, Agent Hartley.

You're under arrest, father of the bride.

You're working on it? You sound like you're working on it.

Your cellmate here knows exactly where the third egg is.

Your entrances are bullshit.

Your father's love.

Your Instagram account?

Your last brilliant plan had some kinks in it.

[alarm blaring] [people exclaiming]

[beeping intensifies] [Booth] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[Booth] I'll never tell anybody. Promise. [Hartley] Okay.

[Booth] What do you mean? I get that Rudolph the red nosed Nazi guy

[brakes screeching] [grunts]

[breathing heavily] [chuckles]

[bull snorts] [grunts]

[chains rattling] [metal thudding]

[chuckling] Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ah. [tuts]

[clicking] [dull thud]

[clicks tongue] [dramatic musical flourish]

[cocks gun] It ain't going up the stairs.

[crowd chuckle] Now's the time. He's speechifying.

[crowd groaning] [ice cream truck music playing]

[door opens] [cocks gun]

[electricity buzzing] [screaming]

[engine accelerating] [man shouting]

[engine starts] Huh? Ha ha!

[glass shatters] [crowd cheers]

[groans] [crowd gasps]

[groans] [man shouting]

[grunting] [gasps]

[grunts, groans] [winces]

[grunts] [people exclaiming]

[guard 1 grunts] [guard 2 speaks Russian]

[guest] Bravo! Enjoy your evening.

[gun cocks] [Booth] Whoa, whoa. Hold on.

[in normal voice] Tight enough? Jesus! [sighs] See?

[in Russian] They're over here! [in English] Go!

[in Russian] What? Understood. [indistinct chatter on phone]

[male officer] Shit! [engine revving]

[man in English] Impossible. I'm not asking.

[sighs] [groans]

[soft] You got this. I'm in your corner. So please, no fight.

[The Bishop grunting] [Booth groans]

[The Bishop shrieks] [Hartley grunts]

[thuds] [groaning]

[upbeat music playing] [indistinct chatter]

[whispers] Not both. [scoffs]

[whistles] Create a distraction. With soap?

[yelling] Nyet politsiya. [in English] Listen to me. I beg…

And a whole lotta pawns. Hmm.

And you two work well together. No, we don't.

Are we doing this together or not? No added chemicals or perfumes.

Can I see this? Absolutely.

Can I see this? Of course.

Cheers. Cheers.

Come, everything is ready. Alright.

Did you just choose me over the egg? No.

Didn't tell me what? I don't know what she's talking about.

Do something. It's slipping. Oh, relax, baldylocks.

Don't do that. [whispers] Do what?

Don't do that. [whispers] What?

Don't say that. Don't sell yourself short.

Even the playing field. Don't tell her anything.

First time? Yep.

Go, go, go! I'm trying!

Hartley! Let's grab that egg and get out of here.

He shot the cuff. He hit something?

Helsinki. My parachute failed.

Hey, dickhead. Hmm?

How about now? [gasps theatrically]

How do you know the egg is there? My mother was an Egyptologist.

I did. Right.

I have juice boxes. That's very good.

I know what it's called. Was making sure.

I know what you're doing. Listen. [whispers] I'm not doing anything.

I lied. What do you mean, "you lied"?

I love you. I love you too.

I mean… Oh, come on.

I thought you said you smashed it. I had it repaired. Is that a problem?

I would like to workshop this idea. Oh, shit!

I'm being set up. Maybe you are, maybe you're not.

I'm gonna give this to you. [Hartley] Good.

I'm just telling you what the map says. There's no bunker.

I'm not good at it. [Booth] You are.

I'm offended you'd even ask me that. [grunting]

I'm sorry, man. Oh…

Is that the egg? [shushes]

It's in Egypt. [The Bishop] Where in Egypt?

It's nice to meet a fan. [Das] Oh, that's cute.

John, you hit? [Hartley] No, surprisingly not.

Let's get out of here. [chuckles softly]

Like partners. Yeah, we're both The Bishop.

My Segway sank. Macau.

No, honey, you were so good. No? Really?

No, no. Don't move. Don't move. Why?

No. No [guard in Russian] Back to your cell!

Nobody's… Oh, no. [objects clattering]

Of course we do. Show it to me.

Oh, it's beautiful. Beautiful place. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Don't touch me. Excuse me! Oi!

Oh… Don't put your hands on me, peasant.

Only child. Mmm hmm.

Ooh. Smell it. I'm not gonna smell it.

Perfect! [sing song] I brought champagne.

Please don't yell at me. You found it! Booth found it.

Ready? [grunts] Yep.

See you at the airfield. I'll see you there.

Shall we celebrate? [Sotto Voce chuckles]

She knows about us, pal. That's bullshit.

Shut up. Buongiorno, everybody!

Shut up. Hector Deflector over here.

So, goodbye. I lied.

Stand up. Stand up.

Thank you. Let's take a walk.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks. [sputtering]

Thanks. You're welcome.

That's impossible. [Das] Is it?

That's the problem. Oh. That is not kind.

The egg. Now! [labored breathing]

The height difference and… Oh, shit.

The intrepid Inspector Das. [scoffs]

Throw it. What?

Two birds, one stone. Egg.

We didn't have a moment. No, we had a moment.

We're not friends. We're best friends.

We're sister wives. We're not any kind of wives.

We're where? We've arrived.

We're work wives. We're not work wives.

Well, here's my counteroffer. [The Bishop] Mm hmm.

Well, it kinda looks like you did. I didn't.

What you talking about? We had a moment.

What? Two birds, one egg.

when all of the sudden he fell. [guard grunts]

Where'd you get that? Nyet politsiya.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Shit!

Why is his shirt off? I don't know.

You are amazing. I know.

You don't know me, Booth. No.

You get nitroglycerin. You get nitroglycerin.

You leaving town? [Hartley] Flight's in an hour.

You love me? Big time.

You wanna walk me through it? I do. Here's the deal.

You're under arrest. Oh, my God.

You're under arrest. You're gonna listen?

'Cause even though you're running around with me, playing the thief,

'Cause the moment I trust someone, they tap the foot alarm beneath their desk

"I"? What about "we"?

"Pretty good"? All right.

"The skilled hunter needs but one bullet."

"We're not partners, I gotta clear my name,

["Época" by Gotan Project playing]

["Landing" playing]

["Notorious B.I.G." playing]

[aircraft whooshing]

[alarm beeping]

[alarm buzzing]

[all cheering]

[all exclaiming]

[all exclaiming]

[all exclaiming]

[all grunting]

[all grunting]

[all grunting]

[all grunting]

[all laughing]

[all straining]

[all yelling in Spanish]

[applause]

[beeping]

[bellowing]

[bellows]

[Booth chuckles]

[Booth exclaiming]

[Booth grunts]

[Booth guffawing]

[Booth in English] God…

[Booth in English] Okay.

[Booth scoffs]

[Booth screams]

[Booth shrieks]

[Booth sighs]

[Booth whistling "The Raiders March"]

[Booth, distorted] Oh, you look busted. You look like a zombie.

[Booth] Bishop must have seen you coming from a mile away.

[Booth] Check, check. Roger Dodger. What's your 20, free bird?

[Booth] Good news.

[Booth] Here we go, nice and easy.

[Booth] Holy shit!

[Booth] Honey, honey, honey, homegirl is a hard ten.

[Booth] I don't know.

[Booth] I know where the third egg is. I swear to God.

[Booth] I know.

[Booth] I'm working on it.

[Booth] Incoming! Got the print. Get the hell out of there.

[Booth] Moving to two.

[Booth] No way, José.

[Booth] Oh, I steal it, it's stealing, and you steal it, it's what?

[Booth] Okay.

[Booth] Ooh! Incoming!

[Booth] Relax, we'll find it.

[Booth] Right this way.

[Booth] Run, run, run, run, run or you will die!

[Booth] See? Now, we're even.

[Booth] She sent me to the only place on Earth that actually is worse

[Booth] Sotto Voce is super scary.

[Booth] Step three…

[Booth] That was a fun foot chase, right? Lots of twists and turns. Hijinks.

[Booth] There's a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid.

[Booth] There's no need to be disgusting.

[Booth] This gouda is disappointing.

[Booth] Well, I'll say one thing about ol' Inspector Das,

[Booth] Well, you do now, that's for sure.

[Booth] What? How is that possible?

[Booth] Whoa!

[Booth] Why is that blinking?

[Booth] Yep. Drago Grande heard. Here he comes.

[Booth] Yes.

[Booth] You gonna be this grumpy the whole trip?

[Booth] You saved me.

[Booth] You're also rude too.

[both breathing heavily]

[both chuckle]

[both exclaim]

[both gasping]

[both groaning]

[both groaning]

[both grunt]

[both grunt]

[both grunt]

[both grunt]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting]

[both grunting] Get off me. Do you know who I am?

[both laugh]

[both laughing]

[both panting]

[both] What are we stealing?

[brakes screeching]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily]

[breathing heavily]

[car engines starting]

[car horns honking]

[cell phone ringing]

[choking]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] Funny, I was gonna ask you the same thing.

[chuckles] Yeah.

[clangs]

[clangs]

[Cleopatra] Ed Sheeran!

[clicking]

[clicks tongue] None taken. Super fun time, guys.

[cork pops]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd gasping]

[crowd murmuring]

[Das in English] Hey!

[Das in Spanish] You two with me, the rest of you follow.

[Das] Wait. Wait here.

[device emitting high pitched sound]

[director] You're wasting our time.

[door beeps]

[door lock beeps]

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music playing]

[emotional music playing]

[engine cranks]

[engine roaring]

[engines revving]

[exclaiming in relief]

[exclaiming]

[exclaims]

[exclaims]

[exclaims]

[exclaims] Shit!

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales] That's called foreshadowing.

[footsteps approaching]

[gasping]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps] Oh, my God! Ed…

[groaning]

[groaning]

[groans softly]

[groans]

[grunting continues]

[grunting continues]

[grunting continues]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunting]

[grunts, groaning]

[grunts, groans]

[grunts, winces]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[guard 1 in Italian] He is here. Send reinforcements.

[guard 1 speaking Italian]

[guard 2 grunts]

[guard grunts]

[guard grunts]

[guard speaking Italian]

[guard] The forklift!

[guards continue shouting]

[guards exclaiming in Russian]

[guards exclaiming]

[guards shout]

[guards shouting in Russian]

[guards shouting]

[guards speaking indistinctly]

[guards speaking indistinctly]

[guards speaking indistinctly]

[guards speaking indistinctly]

[guards yelling]

[guests cheering]

[guests gasp]

[guests gasp]

[gulps]

[gun clicks]

[gun cocking]

[gun cocks]

[guns cocking]

[Hartley groans]

[Hartley grunting]

[Hartley grunts]

[Hartley grunts]

[Hartley grunts]

[Hartley in English] Nice place you got here.

[Hartley panting]

[Hartley sighs]

[Hartley] Booth, you've had me traveling for three days

[Hartley] Dad's a Swiss cop, Mom's an American professor.

[Hartley] He's telling you the truth.

[Hartley] How are we gonna find this egg?

[Hartley] I passed the first egg on to her in Bali.

[Hartley] If we work together to catch her,

[Hartley] No hard feelings, pal.

[Hartley] No.

[Hartley] Say we find it.

[Hartley] Thanks. Clock's tickin'. We gotta get outta here. What's the plan?

[Hartley] That's not how it goes.

[Hartley] We're not here to steal anything.

[Hartley] Who are you calling an idiot?

[Hartley] You know what I mean.

[helicopter powering up]

[helicopter whirring]

[in English] Already gone, you say?

[in English] Bishop, the egg!

[in English] Bye. Don't miss me too much.

[in English] Can you hold on to this for me?

[in English] Door open.

[in English] Him?

[in English] How did she find us?

[in English] I'm all out.

[in English] It's locked. We need a key card.

[in English] Jesus, you scared me. [chuckles]

[in English] Shit.

[in English] Shit. [grunts]

[in English] Son of a bitch.

[in English] Thank you. [panting]

[in English] What are you doing? What's step three?

[in Italian]

[in Italian] It's abandoned. They're not here.

[in Italian] What the hell? You idiot! Are you blind?

[in Russian] Get back!

[in Russian] Go, he just has a pistol!

[in Russian] Here they are! Fire!

[in Russian] Reload!

[in Russian] Thank you, Captain. Labor detail for them both.

[in Russian] The captain wants to see you.

[in Spanish] Hey.

[in Spanish] I thought Mr. Voce was still at the party?

[in Spanish] I'm so sorry, sir. [in English] A thousand apologies.

[in Spanish] Pull over!

[in Spanish] This way! On that side.

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct conversation]

[indistinct police radio chatter]

[indistinct police radio chatter]

[inhales] I'm kidding.

[inmates clamoring]

[inmates laughing]

[inmates shouting indistinctly]

[jazz music playing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[laughing] Oh, ho, ho, ho.

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[lazily] No, don't. Wait.

[machine whirring rapidly]

[machinery whirring]

[male officer] Attention. This is an Interpol police action.

[man choking]

[man grunts]

[man shouting in Italian]

[man shouting in Italian]

[man shouts]

[man speaking indistinctly over speakers]

[man speaking Italian]

[man] A beautiful event like tonight happens only once in a father's life.

[metal clangs]

[mockingly] Bye bye, Agent John Hartley.

[mockingly] Good job. Attaboy.

[motor whirring]

[muffled yelling]

[muffled] How the fuck would I know?

[narrator] Though many know the tragic love story

[normally] Get him ready to move.

[normally] Hello, sir.

[officer 1 shouting in Italian]

[officer 2 over radio] We have eyes on target.

[officer speaking Indonesian] [alarm buzzing]

[officers shouting in Spanish]

[officers shouting]

[ominous music playing]

[ominous music playing]

[ominous music playing]

[ominous music playing]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[panting]

[people screaming]

[people screaming]

[people shouting]

[phone rings]

[police radio chatter]

[prisoner 1 clears throat]

[prisoner 2 coughs]

[rapid gunshots]

[regal music playing]

[regal musical flourish]

[rock music playing]

[Russian pop music playing]

[scaffolds rumbling]

[scoffs]

[scoffs] Maybe I don't know you, but I've been building a profile on you,

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screams, grunts]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[screams]

[shushes]

[shutter clicking]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs]

[sighs] All right, well, Bureau intel says that the second egg

[sighs] I'm just dealing with a lot right now

[sighs] Look, we need a new score now anyway.

[sighs] See?

[sing song] Ta ta!

[singing in Spanish]

[siren blaring]

[sizzling]

[snoring]

[snorting]

[softly] Pretty please?

[song ends]

[Sotto Voce clears throat]

[Sotto Voce in English] I miss you every day, Pop Pop.

[Sotto Voce] It's just like the one used by the Lone Ranger.

[Sotto Voce] My father was a man of conviction…

[Sotto Voce] This pistol was my father's prized possession.

[Sotto's speech continues indistinctly]

[speech continues indistinctly]

[sputtering] How did you get free?

[sputtering] How did you get free?

[suspenseful music builds]

[suspenseful music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

[suspenseful music playing]

[Tambwe laughs]

[Tambwe] Oh.

[The Bishop chuckles]

[The Bishop grunts]

[The Bishop] Don't miss me too much.

[The Bishop] FBI BAU Director's office.

[The Bishop] I know it sounds like a tough childhood,

[The Bishop] It was the only way I could pass you a key to slip the cuffs.

[The Bishop] My offer to you, Mr. Booth, is this.

[The Bishop] We'd love to stay and chat, but we have an important wedding to attend

[The Bishop] What makes you think I have one?

[The Bishop] What?

[The Bishop] You two share a special bond.

[thudding stops]

[tires screech]

[tires screeching]

[tires screeching]

[train horn blowing]

[triumphant music playing]

[triumphant music playing]

[triumphant music playing]

[triumphant music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

[whispering] It's okay.

[whispering] Okay, be cool. Don't embarrass me.

[whispering] Okay, he knows.

[whispering] These guys here, if they find out you're a C O P…

[whispering] You should get up. You look like a little bitch right now.

[whispers] …"Worth it."

[whispers] I hate you.

[whispers] Let's get you hosed down.

[whispers] The Bishop.

[whispers] The Bishop.

[whispers] You love me?

[whistling stops]

[wind blowing]

[woman panting]

[woman speaking Italian]

[woman] Relax, it's fine. He knows what he's doing.

[yelling]

[yells]

[yells]

[yells]

♪ All the time Big Poppa kick the war rhymes ♪

♪ But the nurses is lovin' me ♪

♪ Downtown ♪

♪ Downtown ♪

♪ Downtown ♪

♪ Feedin' me breakfast And givin' me a sponge bath ♪

♪ For me ♪

♪ He is, he is ♪

♪ I found a girl, beautiful and sweet ♪

♪ I found a love ♪

♪ No, no, notorious ♪

♪ No, no, notorious ♪

♪ Notorious He is, he is ♪

♪ Oh, I never knew you were The someone waiting for me ♪

♪ Raw flows And that's how it goes ♪

♪ Sayin' the best part of the day Is my half ♪

♪ The doctor said I need About three weeks of recovery ♪

♪ Things will be great ♪

♪ Things will be great ♪

♪ Things will be great When you're downtown ♪

♪ When you're downtown ♪