My Little Pony: A New Generation Edit

A dancing game. Seriously?

A friend who could fly

A glow up?

A special prize calls for a special competition.

A tube of glue, 14 gooey bunnies

A vulnerable young pony.

A warrant is out for the arrest of the princesses.

Aaah!

Aah!

Aargh!

Actually, for once I can't, because there's so many!

Actually, there is something I wanted to tell you.

Actually, what if you're all right?

Adventure? I'm in! Yee hoo!

After the shocking revelation that the royals cannot fly.

After this whole escapade is over with,

Ah! Oh.

Aha, there you are, Sunny.

Aha, you just said everypony.

All eyes will be on her, especially my mom's.

All right, citizens, calm down.

All right, suit yourself.

All right, Sunny, let's go.

All right. Sprout, you stay here while I'm out dancing with danger.

All right. We need to arrest her

All those psychic unicorns out there are going to be out of luck

ALL: Ah!

ALL: Aww!

ALL: For Equestria!

ALL: Hooves to hearts!

ALL: Ooh.

ALL: To be prepared!

ALL: Wow!

Alphabittle, look out!

An earth pony.

And all three ponykinds will get along again!

And bring back magic.

And bring her back to face the full force of the law.

And by the way, I leave all the brainwashing

And can be again.

And confiscate the book.

And how to live in harmony.

And I challenge you for that.

And I'm here to uphold it and keep everypony safe.

And if they ever try to come back to Maretime Bay,

And it's all thanks to your love and encouragement.

And like I always say,

And maybe one day, we'll figure it out together.

And once Pipp starts singing, my mom will be so caught up,

And once we do, you'll get to fly,

And so should you.

And someday the both of us will meet unicorns or a pegasus

And that is so not cool.

And that.

And they never used their magic against each other.

And this is my friend.

And this just in an exclusive vid from Pipp

And three jellybeans.

And trust me, it is heavier than it looks.

And we deployed the shield.

And we'll be best friends forever!

And why is that again, Phyllis?

And you are?

ANNOUNCER: It's the moment you've all been waiting for.

ANNOUNCER: What can you do? Round two.

Another earth pony!

Any ideas, Zipp?

Anypony care to explain?

Are you sure about all this?

Aren't you tired of being scared all the time?

Argh, that hurt.

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh! Arghhh!

Argh! It's a unicorn!

Argh! She's already reading our minds!

Argh! Unicorns!

Arresting you. And saving you.

As pegasi painted rainbows across the sky.

As the founder of Canterlogic,

At least for now.

Attack our enemies!

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Hey, we don't need any of them round here!

AUDIENCE MEMBER: Sunny, you're just embarrassing yourself!

Aww, little Sheriff Hitchie came trotting back wah!

Back to work, Glitter Cupcake!

Because if we just go back to Maretime Bay...

Because it's a lie.

Because you are brainwashing their minds

Before the celebration, Cloudpuff needs his pedicure,

Besides, they don't even have any magic!

Better hurry...Sheriff.

Big shout out to all my fans, the PippSqueaks.

Big talk for a little pony.

Boring!

Both ponies agree best out of three.

BOTH: Hoof to heart.

BOTH: Up high! Down low! Hitch it to a post!

BOTH: What?

Break's over, Bubblegum McGinty!

Breaking story. Zephyr Heights is in turmoil tonight

Bring forth the Ultimate Challenge!

Bring friendship back.

But after that, nothing will stop me!

But But, Your Majesty,

But everywhere I go, I just make things worse.

But first, you need to tell me about this.

But I will need a box of macaroni,

But I won!

But I'm a sheriff!

But I'm just so tired of living that ridiculous lie.

But if he wins, we'll lose both crystals!

But it could be anywhere!

But it's time to go home now.

But it's up to us.

But not as much as you guys!

But of course you know that already.

But please, just let us try.

But that was many, many, many moons ago.

But that's not why I brought you down here.

But the important thing is that you stand up for what you believe in.

But the pegasi are bad news.

But the real jewel in the crown will be Princess Pipp's performance.

But the unicorns and pegasi can be.

But we are here to bring it back.

But we can bring magic back!

But we have a duty to protect our citizens.

But we need that crystal.

But what about the unicorn crystal?

But what if they don't?

But when do you think my workers

But yesterday you were only the sheriff.

But you should know I'm actually glad you're here, Hitch.

But, hey, we can play the game your way if you want, Sunny.

But, Izzy, you'll get your magic.

But, Mommy, I'm in charge!

But, oh... Oh, hey,

But, um, I just gotta clean up my workspace,

By giving magic back to our enemies? Uh, let me think.

By zapping 'em with lasers and frying 'em to a crisp.

Bye bye.

Bye! It was nice to meet you all!

Can get back to making Canterlogic products?

Can I ask you a question?

Can we send it?

Can we try that again?

Can you actually fry pony brains with a single horn zap?

Cease fire!

Check it out, PippSqueaks, live from the castle...

Citizens of Maretime...

Citizens!

Come get warm.

Come on, everypony.

Come on, let's go. Show's over, Sunny.

Come on, now, everypony.

Come on, stupid stick.

Come on, Sunny, what did you think was gonna happen?

Come on.

Come on. If I only had a match.

Come out with your hooves up and surrender.

Cos it was all just make believe.

Critters! Get my crystal polish ready, would you?

Crystal!

Crystal!

Crystal! Crystal!

Crystal! Crystals!

Dad, tell them that's not what they do.

DAD: I think it's our duty.

DAD: One day, the princess summoned her to the castle

DAD: The unicorn was very bright...

Daddy! Daddy! The magic is real!

Deal.

Deputy, to the lighthouse!

Did I just agree with a pegasus?

Did she just say dungeons?

Do earth ponies also like staring contests?

Do pegasi wear horseshoes or do they just weigh you down?

Do they eat pizza? If so, what toppings do they like?

Do they look like enemies to you?

Do unicorns really live in trees?

Do you have any idea how many bylaws you broke in there?

Do you see anypony flying here?

Do you see my mouth still moving? That means I'm still talking.

Don't even think about it.

Don't listen!

Don't tell them you saw me.

Don't worry, Mommy. When I become sheriff,

Don't worry! I could solve that cube puzzle in my sleep.

Don't worry. Sheriff Sprout is here.

Don't you trust me at all?

Earth ponies are serious about games.

Earth ponies hate unicorns.

Earth ponies of Maretime Bay,

Earth ponies watched in wonder

Earth ponies were wrong about unicorns.

Earth ponies, take the lead!

Earth pony jinx. Something stinks.

Emperor?!

Er... Look! A flying dog!

Every year you try to sneak in and every year I stop you.

Everypony happy now?

Everypony just magically welcomes unicorns and pegasi

Everypony knows that only royals can fly, of course.

Everypony stop.

Everypony thinks the pesky pegasi had something to do with it,

Everypony wants to hear from you.

Everypony who's anypony will be there,

Everything you believe about pegasi and unicorns is wrong.

Exactly. Other ponies look up to you. You can help.

Except the royal family.

Excuse me, Majesty?

Faking it? But But how?

FAN: They can't fly?!

Fear is not your friend!

Feel the rhythm take you over.

Fine.

Flip it sunny side up and on a piece of toast!

Focus.

For all you loyal fans out there in ZH.

For an important assignment.

For tonight's royal celebration!

For we are the Guardians of Friendship.

For when earth ponies and unicorns used to visit Zephyr Heights.

Forbidden words?

Forget about all that. We think we can bring back magic,

Found it!

Freeze.

Freshly baked.

From your mom, of course.

Fry your brains with a single horn zap?

Fully automated means it has to go through the whole cycle.

Get my papers in order and...

Give me back my crystals and leave Bridlewood.

Give me the crystal.

Good morning, Sheriff Hitch.

Goodnight, Daddy.

Goodnight, friends.

Goodnight, my little pony.

Got it.

Gotcha!

Great. Because this badge means that I'm the sher...

Guards, state your business, and please make it quick.

Guess that makes me the winner again.

Guys, come on. Give Hitch a little space.

Ha! I've never gotten to use it with actual friends!

Happy to answer them.

Has been the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Have you lost your mind?

He went after Sunny. Another solo Hitch mission.

Help? We don't need help, especially from ponies like you.

Her mom is the Queen!

Her sparkle is so bright right now!

Hey there. The name's Sprout. Sheriff Sprout.

Hey, are you sure she even knows where to find this other crystal?

Hey, don't answer anything!

Hey, guys, what did I miss?

Hey, Hitch...

Hey, that's our queen you're talking to.

Hey, um...

Hey, wait up! I'm not finished!

Hey, watch it!

Hey, what's going on?

Hey! You hear that, Sunny?

Hey. Hey! That's a violation of Code 33.

Hi there, buddy.

Hi, guys.

Hi, new friend! My name's Izzy.

Hitch and Sprout still don't believe me.

Hitch, what are you even doing here?

Hitch!

Hmm!

Hmm!

Hmm. Still not right.

Hmm. Unicorn hair.

Hmm. Where is the unicorn crystal?

Hmm...Sheriff Sprout. Oh, it does have a certain ring to it.

Hold the milk.

Honey, you came to the right cottage.

Hoofing it across Daisy Fields,

How are you? Thank you so much.

How can we tell which ones are magic?

How did you find us?

How do you suggest that we defend ourselves? With hugs and cupcakes?

How many times have I told you? You cannot just go trotting off

Huh, look at that. The sheriff just became a detective.

Huh! I certainly doubt it.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh... I am on the run with a unicorn who has no magic.

Hurry, before we get jinxed!

Hurry, friends! Time for another adventure!

Hurry!

I always wanted to visit. When I was a filly,

I am!

I blame the unicorns and the earth ponies.

I can work with that. OK, I'll distract them.

I can't wait to debut my new song later.

I do not accept your surrender.

I don't know.

I don't play.

I figured it out! There's actually...

I found this pretty lantern. It had a message inside.

I got it! Pipp's performing at tonight's royal celebration.

I guess I just don't want our adventure to end.

I guess this is goodbye...friends.

I have to admit, a unicorn forest does sound kind of magical.

I have to show you something.

I hear you paid our guests a visit.

I just wanted to ask you a few questions, please.

I know a way out.

I know it doesn't look like it, but we're here to help.

I know it sounds unbelievable,

I know unicorns like shiny things.

I know you will now watch and learn.

I know you're upset, darlings, my sweet little darlings,

I know, it's not fair, but that's just the way it is.

I lost them all in a limbo contest with Alphabittle.

I made it with my dad.

I never thought I'd see it again.

I repeat, this is not a drill!

I said stop!

I see you brought the whole squad along again.

I see you!

I so wish I had live streamed that.

I think I finally got through to Sunny.

I think it's tied to why we can't fly...

I think you'll find I'm average height.

I thought that I could make a difference.

I told her. I told her. No more favours, no more bailing her out.

I tried to warn you. I can't keep associating with some pony

I understand now.

I want to do my part.

I was so, so sure of it.

I was told all you earth ponies smell like rotten sardines, but you do not.

I will not eat, I will not sleep...

I win.

I wish I could say it was nice meeting all of you, but it wasn't.

I wish I had a friend who could fly around or float things.

I wish you were here, Dad.

I wish you would tell me more.

I... I thought it would work.

I'd like to see you try.

I'll distract them, so you can sneak in.

I'll follow you wherever you go.

I'll keep everypony in line.

I'll make this quick.

I'll pass them off to Sunny, and then she will get them to you.

I'll try.

I'm a criminal,

I'm asking you as your friend, Sunny, not as sheriff.

I'm going to need some context.

I'm gonna win!

I'm gonna zap everypony with my horn lasers!

I'm looking, I'm looking!

I'm not going to fry your brain, OK?

I'm only medium sneaky.

I'm pretty sure it was some sort of station

I'm right here if you need to talk, Sunny.

I'm so sorry I let you all down.

I'm sorry for all the trouble I caused you.

I'm sorry you two got thrown in here, but I have to talk to you.

I'm sorry. What?

I'm sure you're about to tell me.

I'm the last real friend you got in this town.

I'm the sheriff!

I've almost got it!

I've got an idea. Maybe I can beat Alphabittle at his own game.

I've got this.

I've never seen the sea.

If a pony ever says a forbidden word,

If I can't find you in the next few hours.

If it makes you feel any better, we did have it,

If not, why not?

If that's what you want.

If there was some way we could teach the citizens to fly,

If we can't trust our own royalty, who can we trust?

If we're going to get the information we need

If you say so!

If your friend is finished stalling, do we have a deal?

In his Pega Periscope Goggles

In Maretime Bay to you.

In our high tech Anti Mind Reading Hat.

In Zephyr Heights!

Into Maretime Bay?

Is important and all,

Is it possible?

Is it something scary?

Is that so?

Is that the sea?

Is this an attack on the night of our royal celebration?

Is your wingspan the same as your height?

Isn't it supposed to glow, by the way,

Isn't that right, Skye?

It has a very special place in my heart,

It is gorgeous!

It is I, Sheriff Sprout.

It is my factory, after all, dear.

It is your time to shine, dear.

It just, poof, disappeared.

It makes them feel safe.

It means that you are the sheriff,

It passes the time.

It said I had friends in Maretime Bay.

It was my father's. Why?

It was supposed to be my best show ever.

It... It didn't work.

It... It was you!

It... It...

It's a boring game. Let's play Pegasus Barbecue instead!

It's all a lie.

It's all part of the show!

It's another beautiful day in the big city.

It's beautiful!

It's beautiful.

It's called research, Phyllis.

It's just that being with you ponies

It's like everypony just forgot.

It's like in the olden times when all three ponykinds were friends.

It's my town, Mommy.

It's never gonna work!

It's not the crystals that need to be brought together.

It's OK don't be scared.

It's OK.

It's OK. You're just warming up.

It's part of my mom's crown.

It's us.

It's your destiny.

Izzy has no idea how the unicorns lost theirs. So we thought maybe...

Izzy Moonbow, you're going to get us all jinxed.

Izzy Moonbow.

Izzy, we're going on a quest

IZZY: Come on! My house isn't far from here!

IZZY: Maximum sneaky.

Izzy? Are you listening?

Just imagine...if you had

Just in time to see me do what you couldn't.

Just please try not to pull any stunts today.

Just the pony I was expecting.

Keep everypony calm, maintain the peace, be a pillar of strength.

La Villa Izzy.

Last one there is a rotten sardine!

Last stop, Bridlewood.

Let's extend the hoof of friendship.

Let's get one thing straight.

Let's go, ponies.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Let's listen to what our new sheriff has to say.

Let's make this more interesting.

Like it or not, this is the way it is, and always will be.

Like that. And that.

Listen, I know that you have come up with some hare brained scheme

Listen, I might have some information that could help,

Litter.

Load the Splat a pult!

Look, a unicorn!

Look, once we get our magic back, the whole kingdom will be so excited,

Look, you have nothing to worry about.

Look!

Look.

Look.

Looking absolutely stunning

Looking for a magical crystal that doesn't even exist!

Looks like warm breezes and clear skies

Lost theirs? As in no magic?

Magic, wing, feather...

Man the Splat a pult! Activate the unicorn trap!

MARE: Where are the free smoothies?

Maybe he could help us.

Maybe I should just go back to Maretime Bay, where I'm needed.

Maybe one day they will.

Maybe something like the ability to fly?

Maybe this is a bit too much, dear!

Maybe you can tell us how yours works?

Maybe you lost your magic because the crystals were separated.

Maybe... Maybe we did it wrong somehow.

Mayonnaise!

Me first!

Mom?

Mom?

Mommy, please! I'm in the middle of something!

Mommy? Was I a good sheriff?

Morning, Mayflower. Dahlia. (CHUCKLES)

Morning, Sheriff Hitch.

Must be really weird, being the only pegasi that can fly.

My dad was right.

My journal! Thank you, Zipp.

My mom had you banned.

My mom says the pegasi and unicorns tried to eat up all the earth ponies

My sparkle is a bit too sparkly for Bridlewood.

My sparkle is aquamarine?

My, oh, my. Aren't you the handsome sheriff! Look at you.

Next up, the Earth Pony Balloon Escape Pack.

Nice!

No comment, and no photos!

No forbidden words.

No magic?

No matter what it is, we'll face it together.

No pony has magic!

No trail too dangerous, no clue too small.

No using your magic this time!

No, but I can do this.

No, don't you dare. No, no, no, no. Sunny!

No, it is not.

No, no, no, no! Where's my badge? Hey!

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, we're not here to fight, Mr Big Robot Pony.

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no. It's all wrong! The ponies are all supposed

No, thank you. I've got it.

No, you hang up.

No. Everypony needs to hear this.

No. We did it together.

No...

No... No, this is not... this is not what I signed up for. No.

Nopony must know they're here.

Not any more, it doesn't. I won it fair and square.

Not being stuck in the middle of nowhere...

Now everypony knows we can't fly.

Now give me that cube.

Now is not the time to be complacent.

Now it's all over.

Now let's welcome Sparkle Chaser

Now we never have to be apart!

Now, give your delivery to Sprout and go home.

Now, I know that if you just come back with me,

Now, I know what you're thinking.

Now, please, stand back.

Now, that's what I call a glow up!

Now, where were we?

Now!

O...K.

Official Sprout what?

Oh, and glitter. Lots of glitter.

Oh, and mayonnaise.

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dress rehearsals. Gotta go.

Oh, everypony loves Hitch!

Oh, fine!

Oh, fine.

Oh, gee, thanks. But we don't need any saving. OK?

Oh, hey, be careful where you point that thing.

Oh, hey, Sprout. You OK? You seem kind of wheezy.

Oh, I haven't seen this one yet.

Oh, I love it. That's right.

Oh, I see you've made a new friend.

Oh, I'm so glad I found my little fillies.

Oh, it's on.

Oh, just that you're lazy and not the brightest crystals in the forest.

Oh, my badge, yes!

Oh, my darlings.

Oh, my stars.

Oh, my, yes, Dazzle.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, no, you don't!

Oh, no! My brains are melting!

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Ooh!

Oh, one day you'll understand.

Oh, Sunny.

Oh, thank you. Thank you. No, no. You're too kind.

Oh, that's a relief.

Oh, they have a castle!

Oh, we don't, do we?

Oh, well! That's the end of that. Time to go home.

Oh, what? What?

Oh, yeah, it's me.

Oh, yeah! Nailed it!

Oh, you know she tells me everything.

Oh, you know, I think I did see a shiny badgey thing on the ground

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! It's the prisoners! (WAILS)

Oh! Why do I have to do everything myself?

Oh. I'm OK!

Oh...

Oh...here goes nothing.

Ohhh!

Ohhh.

OK, 142 questions for a unicorn.

OK, be cool.

OK, folks, calm down. There's no need to be scared.

OK, guys, I love you lots. Got to go. Pipp, Pipp, hooray!

OK, one photo.

OK, that was a bad idea.

OK, well, this day just got a whole lot more interesting.

OK, Zipp. I'm Sunny.

OK?

OK?

OK. OK.

OK. Wow.

On the bright side, we had so much fun losing it.

On the unicorn crystal, we can't stick out like sore hooves.

Once upon a time, many, many moons ago, in ancient Equestria,

Once you produce the decoy, get your flanks to the palace.

Only one way to find out.

Ooh, I can craft a decoy!

Ooh, is everypony playing hide and seek?

Ooh, that'll be tricky.

Ooh!

Or a friend who could...

Or does that only happen when you levitate stuff?

Or is it something awesome?!

Or not.

Or swoop down and snatch you away?

Or we can choose friendship!

Over here.

Ow!

Ow.

Ow.

Paid off mortgage.

Parfum La Pipp.

Pay up.

Peace with pegasi! Unity with unicorns!

Peace with pegasi! Unity with unicorns!

Peace with...pegasi!

Pegasi are happy enough knowing that we royals can fly.

Pegasi can steal your luminescence, don't you?

Pegasi, fly beside me!

Pegasi.

PEGASUS FAN: It's the prisoners!

Pegasus neighs...

Perfect.

Pew, pew!

Pff! Relax!

Phew.

PHYLLIS: And this is the Splat a pult!

PHYLLIS: It's quite sad, really.

PHYLLIS: Let's hear it, everypony. Come on!

PHYLLIS: Who does he think he is, talking to me like that?

Pick up that litter!

Pick up that litter!

Pipp needs to rehearse and I need to practise my laugh.

Pipp told you?

Pipp used to be my favourite.

PIPP: Sunny! We can't give up.

Pipp! Zipp! Save yourselves.

Please escort these ponies to the dungeon

Please go wild for the one and only Phyllis Cloverleaf!

Please, Mom, trust us.

Please. This might be our only chance.

PRESENTER 2: Tonight's royal bash for Queen Haven will be stunning,

PRESENTER: Good morning, Zephyr Heights!

Pretty neat, huh?

Princess?

Princess?

Question number one. Where do you live?

Question. When you say we, you mean...?

Quick, before she fries our brains!

Quick! I need your crystals.

Quick! This way.

Quite the game player, I see.

Race you to the bridge!

Ready, Izzy?

Ready.

Really? That seems a little harsh.

Remember to smile!

Right, Zipp?

Riveting story. (LAUGHS)

Round three. Who will it be?

Royal celebration? Ha! Talk about great timing!

Say hello to Sprouticus Maximus!

She does know we're just looking for the one, right?

She gave me no choice. No choice.

She never left my side, not even once.

She never takes her crown off.

She soon made lots of new friends.

She'll be distracted.

She's a fake!

She's been keeping us safe and stylish for the last 20 moons.

She's faking it!

She's not a queen here.

Sheriff Sprout's orders!

Sheriff, do your job.

Showtime!

Shut it off.

So could you.

So if we put them back together...

So now you can prevent an aerial abduction

So security will be tight.

So the earth ponies kicked their butts in an epic battle.

So tonight's the night.

So we don't have to fight?

So we just need to swap the real crown with a fake.

So what? I've got stuff. I can do...

So where did that come from?

So word in the forest is you collect crystals.

So, I think we should set off at first light.

So, Izzy, can you do it?

So, what are you saying?

So, what do we do?

So, what's the plan?

So, you know, a little bit of both, actually.

So, your name's Sunny?

Somepony seriously needs to explain why this thing was so important

Somepony's getting a big head.

Something is not right.

Sorry about that!

Special enough for you?

Spin the story, and they'll love us again.

Sprout, stop it!

Sprout! Let's put the toy away!

Sprout! Stop!

Sprout! What are you doing?

Sprout?

Stop!

Stunning!

Sugar cube, I know your little top secret project

Sugar cube, why the Sprout pout?

Sunny Starscout, I know you're in there with that unicorn.

Sunny Starscout, you are under arrest...

Sunny, I'm on duty.

Sunny, Izzy, I really need to ask you something important.

Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, Sunny.

SUNNY: As bright as the sun.

SUNNY: Earth ponies, pegasuses and unicorns.

SUNNY: Easy breezy.

Sunny!

Sunny!

Sunny! Check you out!

Sunny! Sunny, we both know how this goes.

Sure, he's got a perfect mane, shredded abs,

Sure.

Surrender the crystal or I'll use my powers against you.

Ta da!

Ta da!

Ta da! Crystal!

Take that, earth pony! Pew, pew!

Tea.

Thank hoofness you escaped.

Thank you.

That all ponies were meant to be friends.