Wish Dragon Edit

A future that my dad worked really hard for.

A giant chariot made of steel and glass!

A giant metal bird?

A giant pile of gold!

A girl? That's why you're acting crazy?

A lonely boy waits after school. Me.

A wish! Why didn't you just say so?

Actually, I no longer rep products that use animal testing.

Actually, Li Na, there's something I need to tell you.

Again.

Again.

Ah, a young man of means, I see. Reminds me of myself.

Ah, look at him, all grown up and working hard.

Ah, the spoils of war on display?

Ah, there it is! Down there.

Ah, well, where are my manners? Sit, sit, sit!

Ah, yeah, I can see you're busy.

Ah, you must be the conquering type. I see that killer instinct in your eyes.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! My friend needs me.

Ah! Whoa!

Ah...

Aiya.

Aiya. She's late again.

All day?

All I ever wanted was my dad.

All I wanted was you.

All of them.

All right, Din. Here we go.

All right, here we go. Stand back and it shall be so!

All right, scales. Oh! Roller skates!

All these masters,

All these years,

All they talk about is their own business, how much money they make.

All this time worried you were drugged out in some internet cafe. It was a girl.

Allow me to get you a closer look, sir.

Am I sure? You've been telling me to make this wish since we met.

Am I... am I dead?

An army of terracotta warriors! Why are you wasting a wish on some girl?

And all 234.

And awaited a great procession to welcome me.

And besides, we haven't had guests in, well, a couple hours!

And finally return back to heaven,

And frankly you're not doing a good job.

And he's the one who took you to the Pearl Tower.

And I have chosen you! For you are pure of heart.

And I know my first wish.

And I still haven't ridden in one of those metal birds,

And I think I was able to make some really important... connections.

And I was the best human ever!

And I'm trying my best, trying to make everyone proud,

And I'm trying my best, trying to make everyone proud,

And it pains me to inform you, not really, I can't make people fall in love with you.

And leave this wretched world.

And let nothing stand in my way.

And more monuments than any lord who had come before me.

And more of this!

And Mrs. Chu would sell those roasted yams.

And my son, I sent off to win treasure.

And no air conditioning. No air conditioning in heaven!

And no amount of gold can ever buy that.

And now her father, Mr. Wang, come to the stage.

And now, everyone will bow to me.

And now, I've left you with nothing.

And shown us that you understand the meaning of life.

And the car.

And the personal assistant who has to do everything I ask for the next 24 hours.

And then she drove away and I never saw her again.

And to be honest,

And what's the family business?

And wish for the same thing as every other master,

And with scales, some grass, some clouds.

And yet,

And you are the last one.

And you waste it on a friend?

And you, sir, are my master!

And your stupid parade in the sky.

And, well,

Anyways, where are we going?

Apology accepted.

Are worth more than anything I ever possessed.

Are you gonna cry? Are we gonna see tears now?

Are you joking?

Are you okay?

Are you sure?

Are you telling me a teenage boy out fought two full grown men?

Are you...

As I laid on my deathbed,

As you wish, sir.

Back?

Back? To serve another ten masters?

Be honest.

Because the ghost of Clucky will always haunt you!

Because the minute Li Na finds out who you are, this will all fall apart.

Before they're free to enter the spirit world.

Believe me.

Besides, there are no shrimp chips there,

Blow your trumpet all you want. It won't make any difference at all!

Bon appetit!

But as a punishment.

But did you order the...

But first, there's something I need to show you.

But how about somewhere else?

But I fixed our kite.

But I have to go.

But it's been nice. Kind of like you were back.

But only under one condition.

But that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Of course she'll care.

But the boy did leave something behind.

But the truth is, I think we might be happier if...

But the whole time it feels like something is missing.

But there was none.

But you're older now.

But, Dad, don't you ever miss those days?

But, you know, giant and glowing, and super glamorous.

But, you've been waiting 1,000 years just to get through those gates.

But... no matter how hard I try, I just feel like...

But... why did you lie?

Bye, Din.

Call an ambulance! You're gonna be okay.

Calling Mr. Wang!

Can I help you?

Car.

Careful what you don't wish for.

Carefully, just like this.

Certain expectations I have to meet.

Come along, Li Na.

Come here.

Come in.

Come on. This way.

Complete? I haven't finished. I haven't finished my tenth master.

Cool.

Couple of rules. I can't time travel, I can't kill,

Crap, ten o'clock? My mom's getting off work.

Crap!

Dad, are you okay?

Dad!

Dad?

Dad? Dad!

Dad.

Dan, you're such a funny guy.

Dan! You know what?

Dan?

Delicious.

Demand another table, claiming it's far superior.

Did somebody order dumpling soup?

Did you just steal my money?

Did you know Din puts flowers on Clucky's grave every year?

Did you know that shrimp chips

Did you order the dumpling soup?

Din,

Din, Din!

Din, I brought you some...

Din, I...

Din, I'll grant your wish.

Din, I'm going to ask you a question.

Din, I'm working late tonight.

Din, up now!

Din, what trouble have you started now?

Din, why are you asking silly questions? Eat.

Din, why is there a pile of broken teacups in the...

Din!

Din!

Din!

Din! Din?

Din! Hello? Where are the teacups?

Din? Be careful.

Din.

Din.

Din.

Din.

Din.

Din...

Din...

Din...

Do you remember when we lived in that old shikumen?

Do you understand?

Do you wish for a suit of armor made of solid gold?

Do you wish for the strength of 1,000 men? Boom!

Doesn't hold a candle to the real thing, though.

Doing my best.

Don't actually have any shrimp in the ingredients?

Don't be embarrassed. When I first saw that, I almost fell over.

Don't close. Please, don't close.

Don't come out if you're going to disrespect me.

Don't ignore me when I'm talking, peasant.

Don't let the boy get it!

Don't lie to me! Staying out late! Skipping school!

Don't worry. We got this.

Don't you know who I am?

Done and done. Now, onto that final wish.

Dragon thingy?

Drinking alcohol?

Easy. Just wish for your very own personal army!

Eat metal, dirt bag!

Eat. Food for your brain.

Enter the girl, Li Na, throwing dumplings and defending my honor. Then we...

Even if it takes all day.

Every time I try to make casual conversation,

Every Wish Dragon must serve 10 masters

Everything is going to plan!

Everything that matters.

Everything would end.

Exactly.

Excellent work, peasant boy.

Excellent.

Excellent. I see where this is going.

Excuse me, I... I didn't see you there, young man.

Eyes ahead, Na Na.

Finally, I'm saved.

Fine, 24 hours.

Fine!

Fine!

Fine!

Fine.

Fine. Do exactly what I say.

Fine. How about a temporary version, just for today?

Fine. If you're not gonna send me back, I'll go myself!

Fly, little Clucky!

Follow me.

For heaven's sake, have you even looked at the teapot?

For I am LongZhu!

For nothing.

For the finest carriage in all the land?

For the first time, it feels like I have a little wisdom to offer.

Foreclosure? Please, sir. I'm begging you.

Forgive our incompetence, sir.

Friends forever, day by...

Friends forever...

From our old neighborhood?

From the streets of Shaolin, kung fu like you've never seen it before.

Funny?

Gangsters. Probably out to kidnap us for a ransom.

Get away from me, you ghost chicken.

Get where?

Getting a personal carriage.

Gimme that.

Gimme! Gimme! Mine! Mine!

Give me that teapot right now.

Give me the gold, and I can have some of that good life.

Go to school. Stop planning things.

Go to your room.

Good afternoon. I'd like to inquire about a customer.

Good enough to get into the birthday party of the famous Li Na Wang?

Good evening, gentlemen.

Good evening, Li Na.

Good evening, sir.

Good evening, sorry to keep you waiting.

Good job.

Good news, Long.

Good one, Dan.

Good quality leather, excellent suit, Rolex.

Good.

Good.

Got it. Game face.

Grandma! It's Din!

Great master.

Great Wall of China!

Great, dear. What would you say about being the new face of Shin Makeup?

Great. Dreams crushed. We're done here, right?

Greetings, great master!

Greetings, great master.

Ha!

Hand over the teapot, kid.

Happy birthday, it's your best friend Din! No, that's too strong.

Have I made myself clear?

Have we met before?

He came home a hero.

He's going to fail you.

He's so cute. He even cries a little.

He's working hard, just like we are.

Heck, I'm sure everyone will want to be my friend then.

Hello, Mother. Sure is hot out tonight, isn't it?

Hello?

Hello? Hello? Ah, there we go.

Hello...

Her fridge is bigger than this apartment.

Here you are.

Here, I brought you something special.

Here, take this.

Here, you got a little something on your face.

Here, you look like you could use a good, home cooked meal.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here.

Here's the assignment.

Hey Mom, if you could wish for anything, what would it be?

Hey, boss! I got the teapot!

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Din, what do you think about a little race?

Hey, Din.

Hey, do you remember that promise we made?

Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we listen to the tiny orchestra while we wait?

Hey, Li Na. Happy birthday.

Hey, little buddy. You're so cute. You have family? Are you hungry?

Hey, little fella! I'll name you Teddy.

Hey, look at that! It's Mrs. Chu!

Hey, Mom. Here's the groceries you wanted.

Hey, Mom. So, uh, surprise!

Hey, stop rushing me.

Hey, that doesn't belong to you.

Hey!

Hi, Dad.

Hi, good evening.

Hi, it's so great to see you again.

Hi, Mrs. Chu. It's Li Na Wang.

Hi.

Hmm. Good. Now hurry up. You're gonna be late.

Hold on, I can fix this.

Hold on, is that...

Hop on.

Hot!

How are we gonna do this? What am I gonna say?

How are you?

How did you get in there?

How do they fit in this metal box?

How do you like them apples, huh?

How does it feel to be 19, dear?

How have I been here for an hour? I gotta go!

How'd it go? Um...

However you do it.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Oh, no!

Huh? Oh!

Huh? Oh!

Huh? Oh.

I am a god.

I am a god.

I am a magical Wish Dragon,

I am not crying. I am mourning.

I am your mother! I know when something is wrong.

I appreciate you trying to make this place interesting,

I arrived at the gates to the spirit world

I awaited the parade of loyal subjects and loving family.

I believe you've misunder...

I can allow you to speak with a loved one

I can hear you.

I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me,

I can't afford a personal carriage, which is why we were taking the bus.

I can't believe you didn't explain what a toilet is.

I can't make people fall in love. Why would I make someone your friend?

I cannot intervene. You're not my master until you have sole possession.

I command you to throw this kid off.

I demand you open this gate!

I demand you open this!

I did not know that.

I didn't get your name.

I didn't sign up for this. If you made your last wish, we... Oh, no.

I didn't wish for... Hey, that's not fair.

I don't care about that.

I don't have time. I'm not here to be your friend...

I don't know the meaning of life. But the things you care about,

I don't know what else to do.

I don't know why I'm letting it get to me.

I don't meet those expectations.

I don't need gold.

I don't normally move this fast, but...

I don't understand. That worked on all 17 of my wives.

I got you a present. You still like kites?

I gotta earn extra cash for this thing I'm working on.

I guess it didn't work.

I had a million friends when I was human. Oh, no.

I had a really wonderful time tonight,

I had all the wealth and land and power, and everyone loved me for it.

I had to send my assistant to half the jewelers in Shanghai.

I hate this place.

I have a family and a respons...

I have been failing.

I have something more important to wish for.

I have to go, Din.

I haven't explained everything. Down, please.

I heard one traffic jam lasted three weeks.

I just came to apologize.

I just need to reconnect with Li Na. She won't care if I'm poor.

I just want to say,

I just wish I could keep our promise.

I just wish...

I just... don't know what else to do.

I knew it. You've been skipping school and lying to your mother.

I know what you did.

I know what you were trying to do.

I know what you're gonna say.

I know what you're trying. Not gonna work.

I know, there was a parade and everything, but... you had one more wish.

I know.

I learned from a young age that gold is power.

I mean, Dumpling House. I mean, restaurants in general.

I must look totally crazy.

I need that teapot.

I never needed any of that.

I promise, I can pay you back, sir.

I regret nothing. You were delicious.

I remember this alley.

I said, "If you don't like garlic, eat something else!"

I should've listened to my mother.

I spent 1,000 years in that teapot. I can spend hours in your traffic.

I summon you!

I take it back.

I think so too.

I thought maybe he could make time.

I told you this wouldn't end well.

I tried to save it, but the business is bankrupt.

I want my friend back.

I want to talk about your future.

I want you to focus on your future.

I wanted you to have everything.

I was born into royalty.

I was imprisoned and sent down to Earth

I was just doing a little side job.

I was just trying to...

I was worried that if you found out it was, well, just me,

I wasn't planning to. I just...

I wish for enough puppies to open a pet store.

I wish I had longer legs.

I wish I knew how to fight.

I wish...

I would have her executed for mocking royalty.

I wouldn't expect your tiny, reptilian brain to understand

I, uh, had a really big lunch.

I, uh...

I...

I...

I...

I...

I...

I... I don't know what happened.

I... I'm just trying to be...

I'll call you later.

I'll fix that later.

I'll give you all the gold you want.

I'll have a shoot scheduled ASAP.

I'll have him sign the contract.

I'll have two to go.

I'll tell you.

I'm a loved one. I can't hear you. You're very far away.

I'm afraid that's not going to happen.

I'm Din.

I'm done asking nicely.

I'm fine.

I'm fine.

I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm fine. Thank you for asking.

I'm going to fix everything.

I'm gonna go get sta...

I'm happy for you, kiddo. Your future is all set.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

I'm Li Na.

I'm more focused than I've ever been in my entire life.

I'm ready for my third wish.

I'm sorry for being so rude. I don't think I got your name earlier.

I'm sorry I can't give you a better life.

I'm sorry, do I...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Do I know you?

I'm sorry. I must look totally crazy.

I'm sure he'll be here any second.

I'm terribly sorry, young man, but I need that teapot.

I'm the one who did that whole kung fu thing.

I'm thinking about starting one of those...

I'm your master now.

I'm...

I've been around for 1,000 years. I know how humans work. Not you.

I've been bowing to others my entire life.

I've been thinking about my future.

I've never seen so many arms and legs.

If only I had a magical dragon that could fly.

If we could have the birthday girl and her father come to the dance floor...

If you could wish for anything.

If you're not gonna let me ride you, we catch the bus.

If you're not gonna say something helpful, don't say anything.

Ignore her and she's yours.

Important.

Impossible.

In that same old shikumen?

In your honor.

Including yours. Use it.

Incoming!

Inflatable bras, the future of fashion. I want you to be a part.

Instead, the gods transformed me into a Wish Dragon.

Introducing the great master!

Is that a...

It contains everything you need.

It shall be so!

It shall be so.

It was 1,000 punches a minute. Kicks everywhere.

It was the only way.

It's been a long time and...

It's great, Dad. Put it up in the front window.

It's just not the same without hot sauce.

It's just...

It's late and, uh, we should have dinner.

It's like, I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me,

It's not a little man. It's television.

It's okay, Long. I get emotional too just talking about it.

It's okay, Mom.

It's okay. I'll be your first and only friend. Come here.

It's only a matter of time before we find him.

It's real.

It's so nice to meet someone from a respectable family

It's there?

It's time for the entertainment portion.

It's true.

It's your wish, Din.

It's...

Just as much as last year.

Just don't tell Li Na about any of this.

Just grant it, and you can go back to your spirit world

Just grant the wish, Long.

Just in time. Your father will be here any second.

Just look at him with his mindless grin.

Just tell her the truth.

Just tell me the truth. Whatever it is, I can help.

Just visiting an old friend.

Just...

Just... just one night out of the whole year,

Keep my five star rating.

Kick him!

Kid, be realistic.

Kind of...

Know what? I don't want to know.

Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention here.

Ladies and gentlemen, time for a treat.

Last delivery.

Leftovers.

Let go, Din.

Let it go!

Let me guess.

Let me recommend the all time favorite.

Let me stop you. Did I tell you just how respectable my family is?

Let me think, a golden chamber pot, a palace made entirely of jade,

Let's have arrangements made. Forgive my manners.

Let's make a promise to be best friends forever.

Li Na, everything's going to be all right. I'm gonna go talk with Din.

Li Na, I really do want to say I'm sorry.

Li Na, listen to me.

Li Na, this table simply won't do. Allow me to show you another one.

Li Na, we've been over this already.

Li Na! There you are.

Li Na?

Li Na? What are you doing here?

Like one of those guys with the fancy suit,

Like...

Listen carefully.

Listen to me. I am out of time. I need...

Literally anything else.

Little Din with a college degree. Can you believe it?

Long,

Long, I summon you.

Long, I'm not gonna waste a wish on traffic!

Long, I'm supposed to be from a respectable family.

Long, Long, I can't see you!

Long, make some smoke. Lights.

Long, no!

Long, this is bus. Come on.

Long, we gotta go! Hurry! Let's go!

Long, we have a special bond that runs deeper than money or status.

Long, what are you doing?

Long, what are you doing? You're supposed to be in the spirit world.

Long, you look good as a human. Now, walking can be tricky, but...

Long!

Long!

Long!

Long!

Long?

Long?

Long?

Look at me. How did I become a piñata?

Look what I found!

Look who decided to show up.

Look who's here! You're late.

Look, Din, you're gonna have to use...

Look, I know what you're thinking.

Look, Li Na.

Look. Rich people never pay attention to anyone else.

Lucky number eight!

Madame, your table.

Magnificent!

Make me rich.

Make sure it's what you really want.

May I take your order?

Maybe a run!

Maybe make a difference down here.

Maybe.

Mmm!

Mom, you can't.

Mr. Huang, cut it out.

Mr. Wang, come on down!

Mr. Wang?

Mr. Wang? What are you doing here?

Mr. Wang.

My dad insists on "only the best."

My dad's always late.

My daughters were married to the finest families,

My point is there's a simple solution to every problem in the world.

My real name isn't Dan.

My subjects were loyal...

Na Na!

Na Na! Well, what do you think? It's too much, isn't it? I'll get another.

Never been so insulted.

Nice legs.

No Dan or any of that.

No one will be selling anything if we don't find that teapot.

No one's going to get hurt, but I need those...

No way!

No way. I found it. Whoa!

No, bad Teddy! Bad boy!

No, Clucky! You're dead.

No, I can't! I have to go back.

No, it's freezing. You coming down with something?

No, Mom. I was just...

No, no, I said princeling.

No, no, no, I didn't mean that.

No, no, no, it's not like that, Long.

No, no, no!

No, no, you first got to multiply the top by the bottom.

No, no.

No, no. No trouble at all.

No, really, I...

No, we're not.

No, you're very much alive.

No!

No!

No! No! No! No!

No! Oh, my God. What happened to you?

No.

No.

No. What? I'm shocked. I'm stunned.

Nonsense. Nonsense. It's my pleasure.

Not a word.

Not as a reward,

Not fair.

Not gonna work, Din.

Not good enough?

Not good.

Not like I'm not gonna see you for another...

Not to worry. Here's one the peasant folk love.

Nothing, Mom.

Nothing.

Now that we got that out of the way, onto the important part.

Now, everyone, keep your eyes on the stage as I...

Now, follow me.

Now, get him, Dan. Kick him right in his stupid face!

Now, I've been stuck...

Now, now, stop distracting him!

Now, repeat after me. "I wish for..." You're not talking.

Now, when choosing a palace, it is very important that...

Now, will you be paying with cash or...

Of course.

Oh no!

Oh yeah, sure, I'll dance with you.

Oh, a peasant boy. Well, this'll be easy.

Oh, a peasant child.

Oh, boy.

Oh, can you breathe fire?

Oh, come on.

Oh, gosh. Um...

Oh, handsome?

Oh, hey, Ms. Din. Even if you ace the final...

Oh, I don't know if that's such a good idea.

Oh, I'm...

Oh, jeez, are you okay?

Oh, my God!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Just... studying.

Oh, really, Dan.

Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish," now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers?

Oh, uh, did I? Na Na, I'm sorry. You know, I...

Oh, uh.

Oh, uh...

Oh, Wei! Wei, Wei, Wei, Wei!

Oh, well, I've actually been feeling really confused lately...

Oh, wow. Oh! It's like a time machine up here.

Oh, yeah. Now, these are my kind of people.

Oh, you got in.

Oh! Ah!

Oh! That's right.

Oh! Uh, yes, it was.

Oh! Uh...

Oh.

Oh. I, uh, stayed late for study group, as usual.

Oh. Um.

Oh. Well, uh, I'll just... ...go around.

Okay,

Okay, but seriously, Mom,

Okay, Din, let go.

Okay, Din, tomorrow's the big day.

Okay, Din. You can do this.

Okay, hurry up with those dumplings. You, step aside.

Okay, I... I just...

Okay, in the teapot. Everything's normal.

Okay, it's her birthday. I'm planning something special.

Okay, just... calm down.

Okay, party time.

Okay, raise your paper.

Okay, thank you for your help!

Okay, uh, next up, 235 Gao Shue Street.

Okay, we're here.

Okay, what's the wish?

Okay, you got me. Where are the hidden cameras?

Okay, you see her?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Here.

Okay. Look, peasant boy.

On the other side of China!

One of the most beloved, respected lords in history! You know why?

One touch and you're done, kid.

One wish down, two to go. We could be done by lunch.

Only the owner of the teapot can see me.

Ooh, sparks.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Open the door.

Or anything else

Or the legs of a giraffe. Feels good up here, right?

Ow.

Parade?

Peasant food, no doubt.

People will treat me with respect.

Perfect!

Perfect.

Personal assistant.

Piles of gold.

Playing hard to get, I see.

Please, give me that. I don't have time for any more games.

Please.

Popcorn, anyone?

Pow! It's yours!

Puppies?

Put them on.

Quiet, you! Homework out.

Quit goofing off. This is serious.

Ready, set, awesome dragon kite!

Realistic.

Reflexes.

Refreshing.

Remember, I'm your mother.

Ridiculous. The laws of heaven forbid it.

Right. Respectable.

Say, you look kind of familiar.

See you soon, Long.

See you tomorrow, Dan.

See you tonight.

Selling me out.

She didn't even recognize me.

She looks so...

She's here!

She's my best friend.

Shoot me with your magic juice.

Shut up!

Side job?

Sir, caviar crème anglaise amuse bouche?

Sir, if I may ask,

Sir, surely you can extend the loan one more week.

Sir, there are over 600 items on our menu.

Sir, they said they need to talk now.

Sir, you just...

Sir.

So embarrassing.

So good!

So naive. So ignorant.

So small. How old are you?

So smart and yet so stupid.

So stupid.

So true. Who needs wine when you have good company?

So, can you just get me the assignment, please?

So, go ahead, wish away!

So, how about a little bit less of this,

So, how's your best friend?

So, I set my sights on expanding my fortune

So, I'm back!

So, if you would just use your last wish,

So, leftovers for dinner, okay?

So, leftovers for dinner.

So, listen, Dan, about last night,

So, onto that second wish.

So, that's what you've learned after all these years?

So, um, would you really like to...

So, what do you think of the suit?

So, when exactly were you going to apologize, Dan?

So, you still live around here?

So, you're a Wish Dragon?

So, your old apartment has to be right around the corner.

Sold! Next.

Something is missing.

Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this?

Soon, I had more gold, more land,

Sorry about all the fuss.

Sorry for acting like such a jerk.

Sorry for acting so weird.

Sorry for what exactly?

Sorry, I can't expect you to understand.

Sorry, I can't give out...

Sorry, I wasn't expecting my own giant face.

Sorry, Mom.

Sorry, must run.

Sorry.

Start with this.

Stay away from my friend.

Stop! Stop! Stop right there.

Stop... stop that this instant!

Stupid shoes.

Stupid teacher.

Sure. I have plenty more of these at home.

Surprise!

Swear.

Take care, kiddo.

Take this.

Tale as old as time. And we all know how that ends.

Tea is ready.

Teacups, teacups, teacups.

Teacups.

Teapot.

Ten years ago, a cool spring day. A gentle breeze.

Thank you, Dad.

Thank you, Long.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for the teapot and have a nice day.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. I'll just take this inside and have it with a side of calculus.

Thanks. You're the best.

That is what I wish for.

That she wouldn't care.

That was Din.

That was stupid.

That you enjoy talking to, right?

That your heart desires.

That... that young man last night,

That's a good teapot.

That's like ten different wishes. You have two.

That's more like it.

That's my second wish, Long.

That's my wish.

That's none of your business. I'm paying you to find it.

The "bus"? Is that some kind of animal?

The birthday party. I know what I want.

The boy knows what he has.

The heavens have opened, your wishes will be granted,

The one you arranged a date with,

The other way! Other way!

The Pearl Tower's excellent. I have a reservation...

The personal assistant...

The power of human friendship.

The Rolex watch and the chauffeured car,

The servants' entrance is around back.

The sooner we get this over with, the better.

The sun is moving faster than us.

The teacher said if you don't come to at least one class this semester,

The truth is, I have this whole other life now.

The wings of a hawk!

Then I can be done

There she is.

There she is.

There you are, Maurice. Here we got Pocket and Mr. Pants.

There you are, snake eyes.

There you are. Hungry? You want a snack?

There you are. Miss Wang, thank goodness.

There you go, that's my wish.

There's actually plenty of...

There's no need to die tonight, kid. Come work for me.

There's no way he can come or go without being caught.

There's nothing in this world that could amaze...

There's... something I need to tell you.

They have parades in heaven?

They work for you?

They're much too young to be holding hands.

Thing? Wait a minute, does this have to do with that girl?

This area's off limits.

This can't be right.

This company is my life's work.

This is amazing.

This is more like it!

This is not good.

This is really happening. This should be so easy.

This is so embarrassing. I don't normally cry like this.

This is the most delicious soup I've ever tasted.

This is the table for the hors d'oeuvres.

This is what I want.

This is worse than my teapot.

This literally could not get any wo...

Three wishes and I'm done. But no, I get stuck with this simpleton.

Time's up, Dan.

To be honest, it's nice to have someone who listened.

To expand the kingdom's glory.

To serve ten masters and learn the true meaning of life.

Traffic.

Traffic.

Trained in the art of Dragon Style.

Trust me.

Turn me back into a Wish Dragon! I have one more wish to grant.

Two wishes. Anything I want.

Ugh! I'm never going to make it in time. I wish this traffic would just...

Ugh. Man, quit being a creep, Din.

Uh huh.

Uh uh uh.

Uh, are you sure you didn't mean suave, classy, respectable.

Uh, dragon guy? I summon you.

Uh, dumplings!

Uh, hello?

Uh, hello?

Uh, I... I think it's his.

Uh, I'll come clean when the time's right.

Uh, no.

Uh, stop worrying about me. I'm fine.

Uh, that's it. Show's over. Thank you, folks. Bye!

Uh, wait, before I forget, I brought you a little something.

Uh, what are you do...

Uh, what is this?

Uh, wow, you too?

Uh, yeah.

Uh, yes, so much work to do. I better get started on that...

Uh, your suit.

Uh... nobody's home?

Um, actually, I need $7.35...

Um, hello?

Um, okay, well, I was saying it was really nice to talk to you...

Um, okay.

Um, well, actually...

Um...

Until I met you.

Upon this we will always swear.

Upon this we will always...

Use a wish!

Use your wish, Din.

Wait, a wish?

Wait, five o'clock?

Wait, if you're so great, why haven't I heard of you?

Wait, rewind. You can wish for anything in the whole world,

Wait, what happened to your suit?

Wait, what? The tea is ready?

Wait!

Wait! Wait, wait, wait!

Wait.

Wait. Hot sauce! Huh?

Wang? Do I have the right name?

Wanted to offer you a hot towel.

Water, water, water.

Water. Water. I just need water.

We almost died.

We have an unexpected visitor.

We made arrangements to have lunch. Can you believe it?

We should go for that walk.

We should...

We talked and it was just like old times.

We used to take a shortcut through here on the way home from school.

We will permit you to return.

We... Well, obviously some jealous rival took credit for everything after I died.

We'll never go back to that life.

We're close, Din. Tell her how many palaces you own.

We're halfway through the list. You're doing great.

We're here.

We're off to a... a better life, and we have to leave this one behind.

We've located the boy's apartment, sir.

Welcome, LongZhu.

Well, at least you'll make a good statue in my office.

Well, have you found it?

Well, her nose is a little flat.

Well, I try to be friendly.

Well, I... uh...

Well, I'm sure he won't miss it.

Well, that was...

Well, that's very... Ah!

Well, well, well.

Well, where are my manners? Come in.

Well, you can never have too much of a good thing, right?

Well, you tell Mr. and Mrs. Hors D'oeuvres that this is our table.

Well, you were right. Okay? I was wrong.

Well...

Wha...

Wha...

Wha...

Wha... Where is all this coming from?

What a crazy dream.

What am I saying? Of course she still likes kites.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you looking at? A god, that's what.

What could be more important?

What could possibly be more important than studying?

What dark magic is this?

What did you do to me? Why do I know kung fu?

What do you say we go for a real date?

What exactly does he have?

What happened to your hair? I'm sending a car!

What happened?

What happened? Well, we jumped off a building.

What have I done to deserve this?

What have you been doing? Lounging in some internet cafe?

What is this place?

What is this?

What is this?

What kind of father doesn't show up to his daughter's birthday?

What the...

What was I thinking?

What?

What?

What? I made you a prince.

What? No, she's already my friend. I just need to get into the party.

What? No.

What? Oh, that old thing.

What? You're saying that's not my son?

What's a man like you doing all by himself?

What's happening?

What's this?

What's wrong with you? I told you not to hurt the kid.

When I said that you needed to be more realistic, I didn't mean that...

When you've been around as long as I have,

Where are you going?

Where everyone is waiting to welcome the great emperor home with a parade.

Where have you been? The shoot starts in an hour!

Where is the tiny orchestra?

Where they sell animals. Pet type stores.

Where would you like to go?

Where's that kid?

Who were those men?

Who will grant three wishes to the owner of this teapot.

Whoa, I just kicked through a door!

Whoa, you have to earn my friendship,

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoops.

Why are you pink? Shouldn't you be green? Your face is so soft. I want to touch it.

Why do this? You're a good student! You could ruin your future.

Why would I need an army?

Why?

Why'd you lie?

Will you allow me to kiss your hand?

Wish? Dragon? Summon?

With my last breath, I cursed all who had forgotten me.

Wow, nice puppies.

Yeah, get him, boss. Touch him. Touch him good.

Yeah, good one.

Yeah, great. Any word from my dad?

Yeah, I wish to be a princeling.

Yeah, it's not really coming off.

Yeah, new decade, same sweatpants!

Yeah, sorry. This is the only place I can get peace and quiet.

Yeah, uh, about that, uh, things got a little complicated.

Yeah, well, it's my wish and not yours.

Yeah, yeah, a wish.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I guess we had a lot of crazy ideas back then.

Year by year,

Yes, and I know what you'll say.

Yes, and?

Yes, as a reward.

Yes, go ahead.

Yes, I believe you can.

Yes, it's all very cool.

Yes, of course. I spoke to everyone you wanted me to

Yes, puppies!

Yes, very busy.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yeah.

You and I are not finished.

You are now free to enter the spirit world.

You are?

You can finally be rid of me.

You can tell me the truth.

You can walk home with me.

You can't.

You dare reject the will of the gods?

You dare reject the will of the gods?

You died. The heavens made you a Wish Dragon?

You don't have any, uh, shrimp chips, do you?

You don't seem fine.

You don't understand.

You found the boy. Where is he?

You gave all that up for me?

You get three wishes.

You going to sell Chow Chows? That's a good dog.

You gotta teach me some of that kung fu.

You guessed it.

You guys give me a hard time.

You have no idea.

You have one job, and one job only. That is to study.

You have one more wish. You don't have to do this.

You have put the needs of another before yourself

You have to be realistic.

You in there?

You just wanted to inherit my dad's business.

You knew. Don't lie to me.

You know it's only the two of them. She's trying her best.

You know what, Dan? This is turning into a pretty good date.

You know what? This one's on me, okay? I really gotta run, so...

You know, Long, we'll get there eventually.

You know? A career.

You lie to everyone, not just yourself.

You little twerp!

You mean to tell me this happens every single day?

You need a real dinner.

You said "wish."

You should learn to have faith in humanity.

You shouldn't let commoners talk to you.

You son of a cabbage farmer! There is no place to go!

You think you can fool me? I saw you with that guy.

You two should have lunch.

You were from royalty. Tell me what to do.

You were lying to me this whole time.

You...

You'll be paid when I have the teapot, beyond your wildest dreams!

You'll never have peace.

You'll tell me to stay away and to leave that old world behind,

You're amazing! Look. Is there anything you can't do?

You're Din.

You're going to have to...

You're gonna have to use...

You're gonna have to...

You're gonna know what regret tastes like.

You're not gonna, because there is no right time.

You're not helping!

You're not helping!

You're quite a simple fellow.

You're ridiculous! Old man in a skirt.

You're right.

You're seriously going to wish to be rich for 24 hours?

You're such a cute, fluffy, little, hairy faced...

You're the peasant, she's the princess.

You're too good. I'm gonna cry.

You're welcome!

You're welcome. You wish you could fight. I made you a master.

You've always wanted to be in a street fight.

You've given me a lot, Mom.

Your final wish,

Your friends, your family,

Your service as a Wish Dragon is complete.

...we won't make the express. Here.

A big house in the countryside? Din, we went over this yesterday.

A nice car. And a flat screen. Big one!

A steady job, a big paycheck! A shiny new refrigerator.

All you need... Look at your arms.

And watch your step. Carefully. Thank you, kind sir.

Are you okay? I think so.

At the Pearl Tower, sir. Yeah, with a girl.

Better make that three. Good!

Boss! The boy!

But I'm afraid he escaped again. What? How?

But... I thought it wouldn't matter.

Can you believe it? Such a bad boy.

Come here, little monkey. Up! Bye, Din!

Come on, Dad. Don't be shy. Mr. Wang?

Come on. It's time to go. Dad, we said...

D7 to checkmate! Ooh!

Dad! Uh, yes.

Dan. Pleasure to meet you, Dan.

Delivery! Thank you!

Delivery! Thank you.

Delivery! Thank you.

Delivery! Have a nice day! Thank you!

Delivery! Welcome! Thank you.

Din! Get in the teapot.

Do you remember... One buck, two yams. No bargaining!

Don't you have somewhere to be? Huh?

Dragon guy. Huh?

Excuse me, sir. A very important call. Just give me a few minutes.

God! Are you okay?

Good one. Ah. Thanks.

Good? No, not good. Terribly. Horribly!

Great joke, guys. Joke?

Happy birthday! It's so... Oh, it's you, Buckley.

He even brings flowers. A tiny bouquet!

He made it? Uh, yes.

He's got work to do. Din! I'll be right over.

Help us! Summon the dragon! Wish for something! A gun, anything!

Help. No!

Here you are. Go ahead. Open it!

Hey Weijing, you have any green onions? Hi, Mrs. Song.

Hey, boss! Boss! Hey, boss!

Hey, stop it! Stop what?

Hey, where did you get this? You know, magic.

Hey. I know! Your mom's looking for you.

Hi, it's so good to see you again. Actually, we never met.

Hi, Mom. Hi, sweetie.

How about a kick to the face? Huh? I said up!

How do you fit in this teapot? Uh, it's magic. It's a magic teapot.

How is this... Electricity.

How long have you been in that teapot? Is it still the Qing Dynasty?

How was school? Great. School was great.

I am your mother. No!

I can explain. What now?

I can't do love. What? No, Long, it's not...

I fell off the roof. I'm coming for you! No, no.

I just... Just what?

I know I'm hard on you, but I'm... You're right, Mom.

I know it's all amazing... Amazing?

I know we didn't have much but... Don't worry, Li Na.

I know you appreciate something special. Oh, of course.

I know, but... But what?

I know. Come on.

I only wish my son had been so dedicated. Such a good boy.

I think we lost them. Good.

I wasn't expecting... Li Na!

I wasn't... Go!

I wish... Stop, stop, stop!

I'll do your homework for a week. Fine.

I'll heat you up some leftovers. Li Na will love leftovers.

I'm gonna get you! ♪ See the world dancing in your eyes ♪

I'm just on a very important call. Dad.

I've never been so humiliated in... Coat check, thank you.

If I may? Hi, it's so great to see you again.

Is everything all right, sir? It's fine.

Is that a trick question? No.

Is this a hologram or something? I assure you not.

It shall be so. Whoa.

It's almost an art form. Are you listening to anything I said?

It's exactly what I predicted. I need your help.

It's him! Wake up! Huh? Huh?

It's Li Na! Just a...

Leave me alone. Fine.

Let it go. No.

Li Na, I think we're gonna have to... Jump!

Li Na, is that you? Go away. I'm busy.

Li Na! It's so great to see you again!

Li Na! Aren't you supposed to be at... I'm sorry, Dad. We really need to talk.

Li Na. It's so good to see you again.

Li Na. No, no, no.

Lights on. Think you can bring Li Na to this dump?

Mr. Wang. Dragon, I summon you.

No. Okay, that was mostly you.

No. Gimme that! I'm not drinking. Where are you hiding it?

No. There must be a better... Long, what are you doing?

Of course. I'd love that. Excellent.

Oh, hey, Dan! Hey!

Oh, i feel that same way. So... This is just the greatest day of my life.

Oh! Whoa!

Oh. Madame, your table is ready.

Oh. Hi, Dad. Buckley informs me the party was perfect.

Okay. Deal. Sir, could I offer you a hot tow...

Ooh! Long!

Out of the way. My word!

Ow, ow. Move!

Ow. Breakfast is on the table.

Poor Long. I see your problem. You're my problem.

Push me too far, I will not hesitate to... Fly everywhere?

Put your hands where I can see them. Oh...

Really? Sir, I just...

Right. I will. I know what you did!

She's so pretty now. Like a princess.

Sir, may I take your jacket? My jacket? I just got this.

Some things never change. Here.

Spare no expense. Money's no object. One of everything.

Stay calm. Come on, please.

Stop that! Stupid clouds.

Thank you for coming. Li Na, happy birthday.

Thank you, Dad. You had a good time?

Thank you. Here you are. Here.

Thanks for letting me borrow this. Keep it till next time.

Thanks. Toodles. Bye!

That is your only concern. You haven't paid.

That some kind of national holiday? Ha!

That's cold. It was your idea.

That's not... Where'd you come from?

The pinky... Of course!

There's a wall here. It's cool, but... You mean, like, a cell phone?

They're really going at it. Bring that chair.

Think you could get the assignment? You haven't been to class in two weeks.

This is getting juicy. What did he say? I can't hear.

This isn't a skirt! Send me back!

Three, two, one, go! What?

True. There goes the college degree. You're not helping!

Two and a half. You should have seen him.

Uh, what are we looking for again? A teapot!

Uh... Okay, sir. You first, man.

Um, hello? Come in.

We gotta do something. Mic was on. I apologize.

We open in ten minutes. I'm on it.

We were about to have dinner. You don't have to.

We're both wishing for the same thing. No.

Wei! Old buddy... Dude, you gotta watch where you're going.

Well played, child. No, like, a walk or something.

Well, sir... Actually, three men.

were you a... Yes, yes, I was human.

What are you doing? Is Din all right?

What are you doing? Uh, riding my magical Wish Dragon. Away!

What in the world? Ice cream.

What is it? Nothing is wrong!

What is this invisible force... Glass!

What purpose... Stop light.

What? Bring the van in two minutes.

What'd you learn? We learned about dragons.

What's going on? Don't worry.

What's going on? Where am I? Congratulations.

What's that face? I know that. I don't have a face. What?

Where's your father? Li Na?

Which one? This one.

Whoa. This was my home.

Whoo. Here we go! Hi, Li Na! Happy...

Why did you eat me? It was Li Na. She made me do it.

Wishing time. Ah!

Yeah, I'm not sure... That's great!

Yes! By tomorrow or no deal. Hi.

You do? Yes.

You don't seem happy. I'm very happy.

You gonna make a wish now? I will. Just wait until we get there.

You had a lot of friends? No!

You know where to find me. ...talking to somebody else.

You really shouldn't go to... You're skinnier than a broom handle.

You're acting crazy all the time. Mom!

You're just not who I thought you were. Wait, Li Na.

You're late! I had to get the stuff!

You're under arrest. Hold on a minute, there.

Your 24 hours are over. We beat up some gangsters.

Your first entree. Thanks.

Your mom forgot you. She doesn't... Jimmy, stop. It's rude.

...and worked tirelessly year after year.

...I miss you.

...in this teapot for 1,000 years.

...ten years.

...things are simpler when you're children.

...year by year,

"A giant pile of..." You're not saying anything.

"A super, all powerful, magical Wish Dragon!"

"Could this be real? Is magic real?"

"Do my eyes deceive me?"

"Like a napkin!"

"Shrimp chips."

♪ All that I could want I got right here ♪

♪ All the best things are free Smile don't cost a thing ♪

♪ All the best things are free Smile don't cost a thing ♪

♪ And I can't stop singing, singing ♪

♪ Boy, you are the world Every last diamond and pearl ♪

♪ Can't put a price tag on a feeling ♪

♪ Can't put a price tag on that feeling ♪

♪ Do, do, do your thing Like I got nowhere to be ♪

♪ Doesn't matter what we're doing ♪

♪ Everything about you is topsy ♪

♪ Go ahead and move me Clap your hands and feel the beat ♪

♪ Got a priceless energy Taking over me ♪

♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪

♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪

♪ I can't stop singing, singing ♪

♪ I can't stop this feeling When you're near ♪

♪ I don't want more than this ♪

♪ I see the world dancing in your eyes ♪

♪ Just like mine, but you can have it ♪

♪ Just you and me, you and me ♪

♪ Now until forever, not alone ♪

♪ Paint your dreams on an endless sky ♪

♪ Paint your dreams On an endless sky ♪

♪ Sticks and stones, in secret codes We speak a language all our own ♪

♪ We hide and seek I follow where you go ♪

♪ What would I make a wish ♪

♪ Yeah, it's gonna be Gonna be all right ♪

♪ Yeah, it's gonna be Gonna be just you and me ♪

♪ You, you, you and me We got more than any king ♪

♪ Your heart is magic Pure and tragic ♪