The Loud House Edit

A banner job, sire.

A little adventurous.

A more worthy duke I've never laid eyes upon.

A week? Not forevermore?

About becoming the duke!

According to ancient lore, the dragon is the protector of the loch

Actually, six days, 11 hours, 23 minutes and four seconds.

Actually, the recipe doesn't call for cinnamon but I can add it

Adoring fans.

Ah, so you noticed!

Ah, that was one vacation we'll never forget.

Ah, what a friend.

Ah! [grunts]

Ah! Get out of the way!

Ah! I'm on the dragon!

Ah! My eyes!

Ah! Run for your lives!

All I cared about was what it would do for me,

All I wanted was my peace and quiet.

All I will need, Father, is a DNA sample.

All right, Louds. Let's go, go, go!

All right. Then how do we make this official?

All we need to do is find out where Dad's family is from.

Always in your sisters' shadows, just where you belong.

Am I experiencing double vision?

Amazing!

And a duke's truest friend, until it deems the duke worthy no more.

And a smiley face poop? What is Leni trying to tell us?

And Also Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation" is a go!

And decided to sail away forever.

And go to the village, and serve your people!

And I made cream puffs.

And I welcome you to your ancestral home!

And looked just like me was the duke?

And me Scott. He's from Scott Land.

And most importantly, we found ourselves.

And my coffin.

And my great great great great great Nana Helene, who baked for French royal family.

And that history report you wrote?

And to all, bid your farewell to Loch Loud.

And today's plan

And tomorrow, we're gonna help you rebuild the town.

And when the family left, so did she.

And you'll have oodles of quietness here in my little castle.

And you'll look smashing in this new dress.

Angus dubs me the Duchess of Loch Loud!

Angus! What is going on?

Another lesson, Lily.

Anyone can do those things.

At least someone knows royalty when they see it.

Aw, thanks, Morag, dude. Rock on!

Aye.

Babe, I can't hear you.

Babe. I miss you so much!

Backup plan.

Backup plan.

Backup plan. [laughing]

Bawitoto.

Bawitotos!

Bawitotos.

Because around here, no one outsmarts Lincoln…

Because your big brother is the man with the plan.

Before the Louds skedaddled off,

Before you were whisked away, I tried to tell you

Big girl!

Biologically improbable yet so adorable.

Boat go bye bye.

Boo Boo Bear.

Boo Boo Bear. Boo Boo Bear. Boo Boo Bear…

Boring.

Boy, I'm glad I know where I'm from.

Bravo, Miss Luna. Bravo.

Breaking up… you.

Breaking up… you.

Burritos!

But all that stuff about you not feeling special…

But call me later, 'cause I wanna hear all about your new amazing life!

But I did trust her.

But I wouldn't listen.

But moving here would be wonderful for all of us!

But never a whole country.

But seriously, cousin, we have an urgent matter to discuss.

But there was also

But this duke is hungry, and he wants a burrito!

But who's counting?

But why bother?

But why?

But, sire, the people have been waiting 400 years

By moving to Scotland, where the Louds can truly live loud!

By the power vested in me, blahddy blah blah,

By the powers vested in me,

Caledonia.

Can someone please hold this for a minute?

Can we go home now?

Can we keep her?

Can you tell me where she is?

Castle spirits, hear my plea.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Clyde?

Come again?

Come on, feel the noise!

Come on, we gotta get to Lana's race.

Command? Is that what this is all about? Power?

Cool.

Could ever have enjoying his vacation?

Cousins! Cousins!

Crashing through the crowded halls, dodging girls like

Dad, Lori's first. Take a right.

Deal. You are, after all, the man with the plan.

Dear Old Aggie,

Did Lori just break up with you?

Did you? Huh…

Ding dang ancient lore!

Do my eyes deceive me? Why, you're, um…

Do they have, like, an exchange program?

Do you think the people will forgive me?

Don't just stand there!

Don't worry. I can fix everything.

Don't you get cheeky with me.

Dragon, obliterate this ninny and bring me the crown!

Dragon.

Dude, pick a key.

Dudes, look at that!

Duke for a week?

Duke ing.

Duke Loud hoo! Duke Loud ha! Duke Loud ho, ho, ho!

Duke of…

Easy does it. Remain calm!

Easy now.

Easy peasy.

Enchanté.

Enough loudness. Scoots out.

Enough with your twaddle!

Enough!

Even dukes have bad days, sire.

Ever since the first Louds broke our hearts

Ever since they drove away the…

Ever since we came here, I wanted this crown more than anything.

Every day, bro.

Everyone is so friendly.

Except me.

Except one! Presto!

Excuse me, I'm looking for a girl named Lori Loud.

Excuse me. We've traveled halfway around the world to meet our relatives.

Fire!

Fire!

Fire!

For four centuries, our loch has been without a duke,

For reals.

For that golden age to return with you lassies.

For the people and our village.

For the rest of the month.

For their duke to make their loch a finer place.

For you are the true caretaker of our home and us all.

Fore!

Forgive me! I'm Angus, the groundskeeper here at Loud Castle.

From today on, our village will be duke less no more.

Gasp. It cannot be. Old Aggie betrayed us!

Glad that's over. Back home we go.

Go home, Duke! Go home, Duke! Go home, Duke!

Go, go, go!

Go, Lela!

Go, Luna! [whistling]

Good girl.

Good night, Morag.

Gotcha, Lil!

Gotcha.

Gotta go!

Guilty as accused!

Ha! No, this crown will guarantee no Louds ever bother me again!

Have a nice day, Scott! Hi, Scott! Hey, Scott!

He was the most special Loud there ever was.

Heck no, I can't! There's only one Boo Boo Bear and that's me!

Help the town and become the duke.

Here we go. It's my turn. I can do this.

Here's Leni Loud. She's the talk of the Highlands.

Hey, Angus, what's the deal with all the dragon stuff?

Hey, Angus, you're not going to believe who's here. Look!

Hey, everyone! I found him!

Hey, I bet those signs will tell us where to look!

Hey, where're your sisters? I thought I heard them.

Hey! Adoring fans?

Hey! Morning, Lincoln! Hello, Lily.

Hey! You gotta pay to ride this hog, sonny.

Hey. Guys, wait for me.

Hi, Lincoln!

His deeds were noble. His heart was stout!

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. [gasps]

Hmm. Quaint yet illogical. Just like that door over there.

Hole in one!

Holy moly, she grows fast.

Home is on the horizon. Land ho!

How about three? You've read every single Ace Savvy comic twice,

How dare he?

How do I look?

How is the best bud that a best bud

How pained you'd be to hear new Louds have returned!

How, you may ask?

Huh?

Hurry. Come on, this way.

I am?

I bet there are Louds this way. Follow me.

I burst into dance for a tourist?

I can barely believe Louds have returned to their rightful place.

I can jam in peace.

I can just picture it.

I can rest in peace.

I can't believe Louds lived here.

I cannot believe my ears.

I certainly will not be doing that.

I come with grave news.

I command you to let go!

I could ride the dragon just like my ancestor.

I didn't get to say goodbye to Scott!

I didn't know she kept a journal.

I don't care. What part of the world are we from?

I don't deserve to be the duke.

I don't see a mall, but it's still totes pretty.

I dub thee

I dub thee the Duke of Loch Loud!

I dub thee…

I got it.

I guess now that you're a duke, you don't have to worry if you're special.

I hope you got my texts!

I just have my fashion show.

I knew it! Dragons are for reals.

I know exactly what'll cheer you up.

I know only what my ancestors passed down to me.

I know, but we always do find a way to make vacations work.

I love you, Lincoln.

I mean, ever since the, you know, the first Louds sailed away forever.

I need one crown.

I ran out of garlic, so I used Gaelic.

I see.

I sent one every hour on the hour just like you asked.

I shan't argue with that. Mother, turn the ship around.

I shoulda… picked the… needles!

I think Lincoln's gone a little panta looney. Get it?

I thought I was done with you!

I thought if I had it, I'd finally be special like my sisters.

I want to see for myself.

I wanted to be special too.

I wanted to be the duke so badly, I let Morag trick me.

I was almost a goner. Maybe next time.

I was like, "Me? What?"

I was there.

I was there. They never gave you the crown!

I was thinking about it, and the duke and I look alike,

I wear it whenever I need to talk my family into something.

I wish my family was as talented as they are.

I wouldn't want this to be seen by the wrong eyes.

I'd say day one as the duchess has been a smashing success!

I'd tell you if I knew what that meant.

I'll miss you, lad.

I'm gonna take like 100 leaks a day.

I'm good with that.

I'm in, dude! I'll go tell the other lassies.

I'm not sure where my family is from originally. Why?

I'm snacking what you're packing.

I'm so glad we did this.

I'm sorry for being selfish.

I'm sorry for that too.

I'm sorry we doubted you.

I'm still parachute lagged.

I'm supposed to be the most special Loud of all.

I'm the duke, remember? Here, watch.

I'm the fifth best junior magician in Royal Woods.

I've done nothing to earn such a fate. Lolo, I command thee to let us pass!

I've found my happy place.

I've gotta do something about this.

I've missed me laboratory.

If I were a hare brained fool!

If it's dragons you fancy, there's something you should see.

If it's proof you need,

If there's one thing about our people, it's that they don't keep a grudge.

If we knew, we could take a vacation and meet our relatives.

If you don't, I will.

If you'll let me finish!

In fact, your ancestors had their very own dragon.

Indeed. Heh.

Indeed. My test has determined that we hail from a land

Is it now? Hmm.

Is it true, Morag?

Is someone there?

Is to get to those burritos before our sisters wake up.

It hurts me to hear you say such a thing.

It is? That's such a relief. I can't wait for you to come visit.

It was like I was at the signing of the Declaration of Independence!

It was my pleasure.

It was so embarrassing. But how could I say no?

It was they who put the loud in Loch Loud.

It's "Duchess" to you.

It's a pleasure to meet you, and to be home after 400 years.

It's always more important to help your family than outsmart them.

It's just that you, my sisters, everyone is good at something.

It's my blue convincing suit. Patent pending.

It's never let me down. Right, Lil?

It's nine o'clock and all is well.

It's not fair. I'm the duke!

It's okay. You still have the fish shop.

It's old timey us!

It's only for a week.

It's so wonderful, I don't even mind seeing it in the sunshine.

It's still my fault.

It's the royal scepter, sire.

It's time for another lesson on how to survive in a big family.

Just a week. Only for a week.

Just as we hoped that someday Louds would return,

Just like Nana May, Nana Colette, and Nana Helene.

Just plain, boring Lincoln Loud.

Keep dreaming.

Last one has to take out the garbage…

Leave our loch!

Lela did precisely what she was asked to do.

Lela, what are you doing?

Lela!

Lela.

Lela.

Leni, go!

Leni?

Leni's next.

Lesson number 374, Breakfast Burrito Saturday.

Let me go, you horrid beast!

Let's ask that fisherman where we can find them.

Let's check the old vacay coin jar! This is just what we've been saving for.

Let's do this!

Let's get a pic of the kids for our Loud Wall of Fame.

Lil, your big bro's got some important duke business to do.

Lily flying dragon!

Lincoln Albert Loud, by the powers vested in me…

Lincoln needs our help. We have to get the others.

Lincoln will hold it.

Lincoln, I'm afraid it's not that simple, lad.

Lincoln, this is the coolest news!

Lincoln, you are special.

Lincoln, you giving the crown to Angus was the coolest!

Lincoln!

Lincoln!

Lincoln?

Lincoln? Is everything all right?

Lincoln.

Lisa, you're up.

Lola, we need to go to make it to your recital on time.

Lola! Sorry.

Look at that little face.

Look out!

Look, family! It's our Lolo. She's come to escort us home.

Looks like I'm going to Scotland!

Looks like someone failed Door Making 101.

Loser!

Loud Castle! [giggles]

Loud family, may I introduce Morag, the castle caretaker.

Loud family, welcome to Scotland.

Loud sisters hoo! Loud sisters ha! Loud sisters ho, ho, ho!

Loud.

Louds!

Louds! Louds!

Louds! Louds!

Luan, rubber chicken.

Luan, you're up.

Lucille Loud.

Lucille.

Lucy, what Morag said at the coronation is not true.

Man with plan.

May May I ask? Why hide your musical light under a bushel?

Me too! I'd love to visit Scotland! Hey, I gotta go.

Mine has a fashion runway!

Miss Lynn, if you wouldn't mind taking Miss Lily for a moment.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm…

Mom, Dad, we can make this work! Trust me.

Mom, Dad, you forgot something!

Mom! Dad!

Morag has stolen the crown from our family and made herself duchess.

Morag is using the dragon to chase away the people of Loch Loud.

Morag, this is not

More certain than ever that you are the most special Loud there ever was.

More than you could ever imagine.

Movie!

Music, fashion, sport, wise crackery.

Mwah! Ew. [spits]

Mwah! Mwah!

My ancestors have cared for this castle in peace and quiet

My babies!

My dearest friends, thanks to you, the Louds will be gone forevermore!

My deviously brilliant, wicked, dear Old Aggie.

My family did return to Loch Loud.

My family from this world, meet our family from another.

My homemade cream puffs!

My room has a hot tub.

My sisters and I are gonna perform in the village.

Name one thing that makes me special.

Nay, what I must say, others may not want to hear.

Needs more cinnamon.

Never, Morag.

Nice toilet paper scarf.

Nice try, Lincoln.

No bucks, no luck, dudes.

No more tea parties ruined by Lana's burping.

No more tricks!

No needles. I hate needles!

No one's ridden a dragon here in centuries.

No roughhousing. Hey, you! Hey, hands off the tapestries. Tapestries!

No trophy, no photo. [laughs]

No, Clyde, it's the best!

No, no, I'm just a simple groundskeeper.

No, they're right.

No, we all do.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Nobody likes cold fish.

Normally I like sad, but that's too much.

Not mine. [laughs]

Not stuck in your sisters' shadows.

Not this time, Lucy.

Not what I could do for you.

Now all you need to do is convince your family to move here, eh?

Now give me the crown!

Now I'll do it my way.

Now prepare to be loud no more!

Now that you have teeth,

Now those people will lose their homes.

Now, dear Aggie, it's time I fulfilled my destiny.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got work to do.

Now, Sir Duke, I believe it's time for you to seize the royal day

O M Ghost!

Och, steady now, I've got you!

Of course.

Of course.

Oh ho ho! The student has become the master.

Oh me, oh my!

Oh, aye! All were exceptional.

Oh, Boo Boo Bear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh, don't be sad.

Oh, for argyle's sake.

Oh, great idea! Everyone, hold up your trophies!

Oh, ha!

Oh, how glorious. Loch Loud will have a new duke for a week.

Oh, how the people would love

Oh, I deserve better than to be banished to your wretched hovel.

Oh, Lela, we can't thank you enough.

Oh, let's not pry, Angus.

Oh, my!

Oh, no, sire! It was jolly good enchantment!

Oh, no! We're in tuh rubble. Get it?

Oh, no.

Oh, sorry, almost forgot to mention.

Oh, sorry, sweetie.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, the people would love a new duke.

Oh, they're as real as the tartan in my kilt.

Oh, what a pity. Nowhere to run.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah. Drink in the talent.

Oh, yes.

Oh, you found it. Thanks, Morag.

Oh, you just must be so proud of your girls.

Oh, you know, just battling a fire breathing dragon.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! A grander clan this land has never seen!

Oh! And you can sing! That's four!

Oh! Bobby's not gonna believe I'm here.

Oh! Brilliant, sir. But why a suit?

Oh! Poor Aggie! Look what those beasts did to you.

Oh! Sorry. Sorry.

Oh! We did it. Thank you, Lincoln.

Oh! Would you care to take my bag?

Oh.

Okay, everyone. So what do you say we meet some Louds?

Okay, girls!

Okay, Lily, I didn't wake you up at 6:00 in the morning just to play.

Okay, where to first?

Okay. But I am not changing her diaper.

On mystic winds, across Scottish moors,

On that fateful day, our hearts were as full as our sails.

One can only become the duke by making life better

One down. Just 432 to go.

Only for a week.

Oof! Got it. Dang it.

Ooh, a letter! Say thanks to Lisa, big metal bee.

Ooh! Cool duke stick.

Ooh. What about that?

Oops. Sorry.

Operation "Get The Scepter From Morag And Save The Village Before It's Too Late

Or Lucille.

Or not.

Or they could stay here! It's their family's castle after all.

Or, as I like to call them, "dream puffs."

Ordinary? You're talking crazy.

Our bond of eternal sadness?

Our chimneys have needed a keen spiffying for centuries.

Our dreams have come true, Morag! Louds are back after 400 years.

Our duke is back!

Our family came here on vacation to find our ancestors.

Our loch has never seen anything quite like the Loud lassies!

Our people deserve better than a liar and a thief!

Our people want you to be the duke.

Pardon me. Are you really Louds?

Perhaps the answer lies within its pages. I wonder where it may be?

Phew.

Piece of cake.

Poo poo.

Poo poo.

Put me down!

Quickly, let's skedaddle!

Really? Aw, you guys are the best.

Relax, everybody. I got this.

Remember when I took that trip to France with my Nana Gayle?

Right in front of us?

Rita! They have a fish shop and a chip shop.

Royal crown, I see thee so.

Royalty runs in the family.

Save some for me.

Scotland, here we come.

Scotland! Finally!

Scott.

See? Good as new.

Send the girl who once walked these floors.

Seriously? Pantaloons this time of year?

Shall I give you the grand t Oof.

She can't do that.

She embalmed my Uncle Jack!

She kept a journal that chronicled everything that happened in the castle.

She said baking was in my genes,

She said she's in love with some other guy!

She scores!

She shall decide Morag's fate.

She shoots…

She's like a glow in the dark Lucy.

She's so cute.

Shh, I'm trying to brush my hair and you made me lose count.

Show yourselves, you deplorable, knee high plonkers.

Silence, you ninny.

Since the golden age of your ancestors.

Sire, I'm not certain where that's coming from.

Sire, no. I beg of you.

Sire! Sisters!

Sisters!

Sisters.

Slow down, Rita!

So all you need to do is just watch and learn

So expensive! Thirteen of us traveling all that way?

So international.

So let's get on with it. Trumpets, robe, adoration.

So the way I see it, A plus B equals me being the new duke!

So true.

So, did I make life better around here or what?

So, let me guess. The sisters were all special, right?

So, what's a guy got to do to become the duke around here?

Soccer playoff.

Someday, someone will help us fix this silly town.

Someone kept trying to tell me what it really means to wear the crown,

Spooky.

Stop!

Street name, Scotland.

Stupid phone.

Such a shame.

Sweet digs, Stinkin.

Sweet knees, Pops.

Sweetie, we're on vacation. We have a life in Royal Woods.

Ta da!

Ta da! Lela!

Take a gander at what your ancestors' dragon left behind.

Take heart, lad. The hard part is over.

Talk about bonkers.

Thank goodness it's only for a week.

Thank you, Your Dukeship.

Thanks to you flapping your gob, I'm stuck with these hooligans!

Thanks, Angus.

Thanks, bro.

That last part always gets me. So?

That teeth whitening was worth it.

That the most special of all your ancestors was the duke.

That was Scott.

That's a relief.

That's amazing.

That's an activity, honey!

That's it, Luce! Keep coming!

That's it.

That's nefarious.

That's right, sweetie. "Bawitotos." Mwah!

That's so sad.

That's what I always say.

That's where I met my great Nana May,

That's why I couldn't control Lela! She was under Morag's power.

That's why there's only one person who deserves to wear this crown.

That's why you're the most special brother ever.

The best kind.

The boy in the painting with the white hair that had ten sisters

The boy in the painting with the white hair was the duke?

The boy was the duke!

The dragon forbids it.

The dragon is the true guardian of the loch.

The Duke of Loch Loud.

The duke?

The family is only here on holiday.

The joke's on you, you scaly, putrid lummox!

The key is to having a plan is to always have a backup plan.

The Louds are back and so is a dragon.

The Louds did no such thing.

The Louds!

The one and only!

The people need you now more than ever.

The people watch you soar overhead, then break into cheers,

The reason why dragons are celebrated here is that they are a part of our history.

The rest of you might wanna get on board. 'Cause this Loud is about to rule.

The Romans called…

The sisters! Yes, that's it.

The thing is,

The village has not heard such stunning bagpipery

The…

Then how do you explain this?

There must be something we could do

There once was a duchess named Morag Whose hair smelled like a floor rag

There you go.

There's a scientific word for that.

They requested that I be crowned duchess!

They were like, "Yeah, totally, you're the best.”

They're just blowing off some steam.

They're not peasants, Morag. They're our neighbors, friends.

This is all your doing.

This is amazing.

This is gonna be so awesome!

This is wack a doodle!

This is what talent looks like, people.

This isn't the way to get what you want. Maybe you can tell everyone you're sorry.

This place is crazy town.

This time, we're helping you.

Time for the real spectacle.

To get to the other slide!

To have peace and quiet.

To Lincoln, whom history will remember as the loudest of the Louds!

To our house with one bathroom.

To put a proper spotlight on our dear duke.

To the Louds! For saving our home!

Too much cinnamon? Not enough cinnamon?

Toodle pip. Bye bye!

Totally uncool, dude.

Translation, Morag wrecked the village, not you.

Uh huh. How many more?

Uh oh. A superb time to evacuate the premises.

Uh, bye, Scott from Scott Land.

Uh, I'm sorry, but who are you?

Uh, just give us the street name, Lis.

Uh, Mr. Angus, sir, what can you tell us about our ancestors?

Uh, what are you doing, honey?

Uh… come again?

Uh… you must give the crown back.

Um, I think me and Lil will stay here and work on our trick.

Um, I'm literally trying to brush my teeth here.

Um, not exactly, which is why…

Unhand me, beast!

Us Louds, you two, hanging at the castle just like old times.

Very well. I tried doing this the nice way.

Voila!

Wait a minute. How are you gonna be the Duke of Loch Loud in Royal Woods?

Wait! Hey? Hey, guys? I want to be in the photo.

Wait. My dragon ride.

Wait. The boy in the painting was the duke?

Wait. What?

Wait. What?

Wait. You're breaking up. I can't hear you.

Wanna bet?

Warm feelings.

Way to go, Lincoln.

We all are, honey.

We all blow it sometimes. [whispering] Even me.

We all get our own rooms!

We both have ten sisters, white hair, a turkey tail, we're the same height…

We could fit 100 of our houses in here.

We did it! Way to go, Lily! [laughs]

We did take this trip to meet relatives.

We found our town, our castle, our history.

We found so much more.

We hoped a dragon would too.

We just gotta be…

We knew Morag couldn't be trusted.

We know.

We know. We've got a plan to get that scepter and save the village.

We longed to be home again.

We love you, Lela.

We moved to Scotland.

We should just enjoy our vacation and go back home…

We want you to know that we talked about it,

We willnae stand for it! Imposter!

We're not moving to Scotland.

We're not prepared for this! This is a ding dang disaster!

We've been run out of lots of malls before,

Well done, you monstrous, pea brained cretin.

Well, blow my bagpipes!

Well, blow my bagpipes.

Well, for a week.

Well, I'm not that good at baking.

Well, I'm plucking nose hairs and I lost count too!

Well, it's worth it if the people are happy.

Well, my family is from right here in Royal Woods, honey.

Well, of course they are! They're Louds!

Well, when you put it that way…

What What is it?

What a day!

What a marvelous idea.

What about her?

What do we do? Don't panic! Don't panic!

What do you think?

What enchantment is this?

What the sheep?

What was I thinking? You can't ride a bike to Scotland…

What was that?

What you waiting for, Linc? Put that baby on.

What?

What?

What? No. It has nothing to do

What? No. No!

What? Not again!

What? Oh, I lost you there for a sec.

What? This winning smile doesn't whiten itself, you know.

What? What is it?

What's come over her? She's turning us away.

What's up, Scott? You must be [grunts]

Whatever tugs your tonsils, bro.

When did we pose for this?

When I wore it,

When is a piece of wood like a king? When it's a ruler.

When she stole the crown Everyone frowned

Where'd all the coins go?

Which means it's you against them at the table.

Who's a good dragon?

Who's running this show?

Whoa, a dragon cave!

Whoa, cool!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! I had no idea my oldies liked to rock.

Whoa! Oh, man. I told you!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?