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Iron Man 3 (2013) Iron Man 3 (2013) is a thrilling action-packed superhero film that marvels audiences with its captivating

Iron Man 3 (2013)

Iron Man 3 (2013) is a thrilling action-packed superhero film that marvels audiences with its captivating story and incredible special effects. Directed by Shane Black, this highly anticipated installment in the Iron Man franchise takes viewers on a rollercoaster ride of adventure and redemption.

The cast of Iron Man 3 is led by the charismatic Robert Downey Jr., reprising his role as Tony Stark, the charming billionaire and genius inventor who doubles as the high-tech armored superhero Iron Man. Gwyneth Paltrow returns as Pepper Potts, Stark's loyal and resourceful girlfriend, while Don Cheadle portrays Colonel James Rhodes, who dons his own suit of armor as War Machine.

The film introduces a formidable new enemy, the terrorist mastermind known as the Mandarin, played by the brilliant Ben Kingsley. This chilling villain challenges Stark's beliefs and forces him to confront his own limitations as he battles to protect the ones he loves. Guy Pearce delivers a stellar performance as Aldrich Killian, a scientist with a fascinating and dangerous agenda that intertwines with Stark's journey.

Iron Man 3 takes place in the aftermath of the events depicted in The Avengers (2012). Shattered by the events in New York City, Tony Stark finds himself facing anxiety attacks and insomnia, doubting his ability to protect those he cares about. However, when one of his closest allies is targeted, Stark embarks on a relentless mission to stop the Mandarin and dismantle his nefarious organization.

The film is a perfect blend of intense action sequences, character development, humor, and emotional depth. As Iron Man faces increasingly daunting challenges, the audience is treated to breathtaking set pieces, showcasing the awe-inspiring abilities of the iron-suited hero. The intricate plot keeps viewers on the edge of their seats, with unexpected twists and turns that keep them guessing until the very end.

Iron Man 3 was met with critical acclaim upon its release, praised for its strong performances, witty dialogue, and stunning visual effects. The film became a box-office hit, breaking numerous records and solidifying Iron Man's status as one of Marvel's most beloved superheroes.

To fully immerse in the world of Iron Man 3, you can play and download the sounds of this epic adventure here. Relive the heart-pounding moments of heroism, the thunderous explosions, and the emotional triumphs by listening to the film's iconic soundtrack. Immerse yourself in the thrilling world of Iron Man as he battles evil, saves the day, and proves that true heroes are defined by their courage and resilience.
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A bin laden, a gaddafi, a mandarin,
A bomb is not a bomb when it's a misfire.
A cheap trick and a cheesy one liner?
A distraction.
A high level position has just been vacated.
A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone,
A little knock and talk, making friends in ****stan.
A lot has happened, Tony.
A map of town, a big spring and a tuna fish sandwich.
A quaint military church
A shame. I would've caught her.
A sleighing song tonight
About a little guy that lives in a blue world.
About time.
Accessing satellites
Actually, sir, it's in Miami.
Addiction will not be tolerated.
Admit it, you need me.
After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave, I said goodbye to the party scene.
After New York, aliens... come on.
Afternoon, gentlemen.
Ah, I finally met a man called "ho."
Ah!
Ah! Better late than never.
Aide: We have an unauthorized broadcast cutting through...
Aldrich killian? What, are you checking up on me?
Aldrich killian. [Stuttering] I'm a big fan of your work.
Aldrich killian. We actually met the guy back in...
All attempts to find the mandarin have so far proved unsuccessful.
All right, everybody. No talking and no eye contact.
All right, I think we got this. Send them all.
All right, I'm gonna give you a chance to escape.
All right, Jarvis.
All right, kill the alarm. I got it.
All right, let's do this. [Sniffs]
All right? I don't work for you.
All right? Just play it cool. Otherwise you come off grandiose.
All right? This sends a better message.
All right? You've got to let go.
All right.
All right. [Laughs]
All right. I'll see you in the morning. Good night.
All right. So, she's meeting up with this scientist.
All right. You know what? I was hoping to do this the smart way,
Also, it's christmastime and the rabbit's too big.
Although the guns are all fake
Am I gonna be okay?
America,
America.
American airwaves were hijacked...
And a blue corvette.
And all day and all night and everything he sees
And all your distractions?
And c, if you do someone a solid, don't be a yutz.
And claim their land.
And don't worry,
And everybody around.
And everything is blue for him and himself.
And Gary needs Tony.
And giving him a paint job.
And he might not wake up.
And he takes the stage tonight.
And here you are 13 years later, in a dungeon.
And how is president Ellis responding?
And I didn't even know it.
And I don't trust this guy. He's got another guy with him.
And I ended up doing things, no two ways about it,
And I have no idea what it means.
And I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without.
And I intend to finish this before Christmas morning.
And I want potts with me.
And I'm sorry in advance
And if it gives up,
And it goes here.
And it's basically getting said by two well known guys.
And leave a bad taste in the mouth.
And my experiences with someone,
And my suits, they're, uh...
And now you're out of ammo.
And now you've missed me again.
And now,
And now, neither will I.
And on the off chance you're a man, here's my home address.
And one day, folks said he went crazy and made, you know, a bomb.
And password, please.
And please, call me aldrich.
And plotting the last 12 months of thermogenic occurrences now.
And putting it out there in the atmosphere, instead of holding this in...
And recode it's DNA.
And see if I can't find a crowbar to Jimmy that thing open?
And she likes it. Here, let me show you.
And stay connected to the telephone
And suddenly she's glowing from the inside out, kind of a bright orange?
And that's why I'm gonna kill you first.
And the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak.
And the next hour...
And the patriot is ready to strike.
And the thing was, he needed someone
And the world's most feared terrorist in the other.
And then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.
And then the ego steps in, the obsession.
And then they're over, and you still can't explain them.
And they knew about the drugs.
And this time tomorrow, he'll have your job.
And those who cannot regulate will be out from the programme.
And when I was, it was movie magic, love.
And who has slightly less of an ego.
And yes, I had a quick bite.
And you look up,
And you'll never see me coming.
And you're gonna join me.
And you're just ignoring her.
And, of course, you'll remember
And, sir, you were right.
Announcer: [On pa] Broadcast will commence shortly.
Anonymity, Tony.
Any military victims?
Any subjects within 12.5 yards were vaporized instantly.
Anything else you can tell us?
Anyway
Anyway, the point is,
Anyways, I would have added in, um, the retro...
Are there bad guys in rose hill?
Are they coming back? The aliens?
Are we still at ding dong?
Are you actively napping?
Are you all right with this, dick?
Are you coming out?
Are you going completely mental?
Are you having another attack?
Are you?
Are you? Are you?
As a weapon.
As always, sir, a great pleasure watching you work.
As in, enhanced soldiers, private armies, and Tony is...
As much as I'd like to help you.
As the iron patriot.
As the memory of that glorious risk you prudently elected to forego.
As you wish, sir.
At first, it was fine. They were talking business.
Aw, crap.
Badge, guys. I put a memo in the toilet. Come on.
Barrel's a little long.
Because I also want to see your research.
Because I can't come home yet.
Because I had just created demons
Because I read the papers and frankly, I don't think you'll last the week.
Because if I call, you better pick up. Okay?
Because nothing,
Because the second you give evil a face,
Because those wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones.
Because we're connected.
Because“. And, no, seriously, don't.
Before he built rockets for the Nazis,
Bells on Bob tails ring.
Better.
Between that and the wide gauge it's gonna diminish your fps.
Blah, blah, blah.
Blood on my mat. Handle it.
Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
Blue is his house with a blue little window.
Boom!
Both: Operating system...
Brace yourself.
Brandt: Well, I think it's a little above your pay grade, sheriff.
Break it, you bought it.
Bring her around.
Bring up the thermogenic signatures again.
Busted.
But as I looked out over that city,
But here's the thing, nobody can ID a device.
But honey, I can't sleep.
But I do know it's happening off the coast.
But I do own a maniac.
But I have, like, patterned my whole look after you.
But I think I can figure this out, yeah.
But I'll bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chestful of shrapnel.
But I'm close.
But I'm gonna need that suit back.
But I'm sure he's a really good guy.
But if I do that...
But it's only half done. We've still got to get pepper...
But not right now.
But now it's, like, getting weird. He's showing her his big brain.
But right now, I have to go deal with this very annoying thing.
But something tells me now there's a new genius on the throne
But sure, you can call me a botanist.
But that's... I'm not gonna show you my "town."
But then I thought to myself, "why stop there?"
But then, as my father used to say,
But they're actually an American invention.
But this is what I wanted to show you.
But this season of terror is drawing to a close.
But Tony says you're a botanist. So...
But until that point, it's really just a lot of pain.
But we also have to figure out this
But you can fix it, right?
But, uh, the fun way is always good.
But, um, hey, if you're here to arrest me,
But, what for? Why now?
By taking the guy they call war machine
By the way, when you said your sister had a watch...
Bye bye.
Bye, kid.
Calm down.
Cameraman: Because you erase my shows!
Cameraman: We talked about this.
Can save you.
Can we just... just let me...
Can you feel that? We're done here.
Can you regulate?
Can you, uh, stop that?
Car's ready, if you're ready to go.
Careful, there. It's a limited edition.
Check the heart. [Stammering]
Clearly, somebody's trying to hide something.
Clearly, you're waiting for someone else. Huh?
Close your eyes.
Close your eyes. You don't want to see this.
Colonel rhodes.
Come on up, I'll prove it to you.
Come on, badge.
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, I threatened a terrorist. Who is that?
Come on, man, this isn't a good look. Open up.
Come on, people.
Come on, people. Everybody, grab your monkey.
Come on! I thought that was just a theory.
Come on! Two...
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. A little more, baby.
Come on. I ain't scared of you.
Come on. Pep?
Copy
Correct.
Couldn't be better.
Crap.
Create supply and demand.
Creating a flight plan for Tennessee.
Crowbar, yeah.
Custom made terror threat.
Deal? What do you say?
Deputy, get this woman out of...
Desperation.
Desperation.
Did I do that?
Did I like it?
Did you just nod off?
Did you know that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese?
Didn't you say something about a "lovely speedboat"?
Disable with extreme prejudice.
Do me a favour and blow mark 42.
Do not erase a programme from my DVR unless you are 100% sure...
Do not open. Do not open. Don't open. Don't open.
Do we need to worry about that?
Do you know what he said when the first v 2 hit London?
Do you mind signing my drawing?
Do you need a plastic bag to breathe into?
Does it remind you?
Does this subject make you edgy?
Doesn't matter. I said it because he said it.
Don't get up.
Don't hurt the face! I'm an actor.
Don't leave me, buddy.
Don't move.
Don't move.
Don't take it personally. I don't remember what I had for breakfast.
Don't talk to me like that any more. You're not my boss.
Don't worry about it, I'll fix it.
Don't worry.
Done. Sorry.
Drawn from S.H.L.E.L.D., FBI and CIA intercepts.
Dreamed of space travel.
Dum e.
Easy, see? Eleven more to go.
Einstein slept three hours a year. Look what he did.
Eject.
Elevator in Switzerland.
Ellen Brandt.
Ellis: Central to my administration's response to this terrorist event
Emcee: One more time! Ms elk Ridge, everybody!
Emcee: Very nice. Very nice.
Erin: Are you okay, mr stark?
Even limb regrowth.
Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis?
Ever since that big dude with the hammer fell out of the sky,
Everybody needs a hobby.
Everybody, before we start...
Everything all right, colonel?
Everything comes full circle.
Everything okay, sir?
Exactly, exactly.
Excellent. Good team effort all around. Go us.
Except the bomb guy.
Exciting, isn't it, imagining how it got there?
Excuse me, sir. I don't know who...
Extremis is practically stabilized.
Factor in 3,000 degrees.
Female synth voice: Stark secure server
Female synth voice: Stark secure server.
Filled with wives and children, of course.
Flight power restored.
Flip the screen, and then we can get started.
Flip the screen. Then I can see what they're doing.
Focus up, ladies.
For something a little more adult than that.
For what? Did I miss something?
For you, for your brothers and sisters.
Free country.
Freeze!
Get her out! Get them out of here!
Get her. I'm gonna find a way around.
Get me eyes on it now.
Get me out of here.
Get on the horn to Nashville and, uh, upgrade me?
Get out of the bed. Get into the bathroom.
Give me some good news, man.
Give me your login.
Glad to see you could make it, son. I feel safer already.
Go!
Go!
God, I forgot my other things, so...
God, I would kill for some armour right now.
God, what am I gonna do?
Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I'm just a man in a can.
Good evening, and welcome to the birthing suite.
Good evening, sir.
Good strong name. Good strong job.
Got you, pal.
Great to see you! Oh, bloody hell!
Great. What's your name?
Guard: Report in.
Guard'. All personnel, stark is loose and somewhere in the compound.
Half hour till the ball drops.
Hang on a second.
Happy to help.
Happy was concerned.
Happy, we'll talk about this later,
Happy: Badge.
Happy: I'm sorry, buddy.
Happy: It's not y2k.
Harley, where is he really?
Harley: [Laughs] She's six. Anyway, it's a limited edition.
Harley: I guess this guy named Chad Davis used to live roundabouts.
Harley: Let me go! Savin: [Mockingly] Help me!
Harley: What about the avengers? Can we talk about them?
Harley: You're welcome.
Harley. And you're...
Have you checked the telomerase algorithm?
Having you here is not just to motivate Tony stark. It's, um...
He just lacked a decent incentive. Now, he has one.
He stargazed. [Chuckles softly]
He turned me down.
He went to hell, on account of he didn't get a shadow.
He won a bunch of medals in the army.
He won't.
He's 13.
He's a stage actor.
He's a stickler for that sort of thing.
He's in pain. He's been injured. Leave him alone.
He's not here.
He's shifty.
Heartbreaker, help red snapper out, will you?
Heather: Oh, God! No! No!
Hello, colonel.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Help!
Here it comes.
Here we go. [Clears throat]
Here's a little holiday greeting
Here's how it works, Meryl Streep.
Here's the ticket.
Here's what I need.
Here's what I'm going to do.
Here's where you're wrong.
Hey, guy.
Hey, hot wings, you want to party? Come on, you and me, let's go.
Hey, I admit it.
Hey, kid, what would you like for Christmas?
Hey, Ringo.
Hey, uh, ponytail express.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey.
Hey. Hey!
Hi, dum e.
Hi, pepper.
Hi, Trevor. Trevor Slattery.
Hi.
His reaction to the latest attack.
His think tank thinked it up.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Ho yinsen.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on. See?
Homeland security. We good here?
Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird.
Honestly, I wasn't on location for half this stuff.
Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out what happened to the first mouse.
Honey, I can't reach any further and you can't stay there.
How are we gonna save pepper with nothing?
How can I be pissed at you, Tony?
How did he hack my phone?
How did we get this shift?
How did you get that cap on your head? You earned it.
How many in the air?
How so?
How'd you know that?
I actually think I need to sleep now, sir.
I actually thought you'd show up.
I almost had this 20 years ago when I was drunk.
I am iron man.
I am just beyond terrified.
I am pleased to announce the imminent arrival
I am the mandarin!
I am thrilled that you are now the head of security. Okay?
I am your biggest fan.
I appreciate the thought very much.
I asked you three... You don't like it.
I broke the crayon.
I built him. I take care of him.
I can stop. Do you want me to stop?
I can take you there.
I can't! I don't know how to flip the screen!
I consider myself a teacher.
I considered taking that one step shortcut to the lobby.
I couldn't make his face, at first. Right? You know I'm good with faces.
I didn't even mention New York.
I didn't know if you were coming home
I didn't know we were expecting guests.
I didn't know you and the master were gonna blow the place up.
I didn't think it could get any worse.
I don't have enough juice.
I don't know about any pepper, but I know about the plan.
I don't know how I could've missed that Christmas present.
I don't know if you can tell,
I don't know what's going on with you any more.
I don't like it.
I don't like the sound of that.
I don't want to clip your wings, here. We're both a little over excited.
I don't want to harp on this, but did you like the custom rabbit?
I don't want to make things awkward for you, but I do have to show you...
I don't, uh... [Sighs]
I forgot that night in Switzerland.
I found myself a new political patron,
I gave a speech? How was it?
I get a lot of this, it's okay.
I get to wake up every morning with someone who
I got a team of guys coming tomorrow. They're gonna blow out that wall.
I got a ton of new tech. I got a prehensile suit.
I got an issue. I'm chasing bad guys.
I got just the thing.
I got nothing.
I got you first.
I got you.
I gotta get pepper. I gotta...
I guarantee you, he didn't kill anyone.
I guess he won, because that was six years ago.
I guess I'd say my armour, it was never a distraction,
I had a thought that would guide me for years to come.
I had them do it off a doll that I made, so it's not like it's off a picture.
I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity.
I have one question for you.
I have to go.
I have to make this call.
I have to say, the detonation is quite spectacular.
I just didn't know how to phrase it until now.
I just needed a reason to kill you that would play well on TV.
I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian.
I just want to say, I'm sorry about your loss.
I knew you were still alive!
I know he's a little over the top sometimes.
I know him as colonel James rhodes.
I know I'm shorter in person. A bit smaller. Everyone says that.
I know this must be getting frustrating.
I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff. Give me another one.
I know you're a coward. So I've decided
I love you, babe.
I love you. I'm lucky.
I loved you in a Christmas story, by the way.
I mean, for understanding.
I mean, this is what gets people sick, you know.
I mean, we don't have any transport.
I mean, you gave your research to a think tank.
I miss you, happy
I need a little more information than that.
I need to find this guy.
I need you to jump on the roof... Right?
I never thought people had been hurt. They lied to me.
I prepared a flight plan. This was the location.
I promise you, looking back at your life, there will be nothing as bitter
I really appreciate that.
I remember the night, not the morning.
I said, let him go.
I suggest that we get ourselves someplace safe.
I swear that you're gonna freak me out.
I think I bought it.
I think I can get you better.
I think I may be malfunctioning, sir.
I think that my boss is working for the mandarin.
I think there's a gal in H.R. Who's trying to steal some printer ink.
I think they all made it.
I think we're good, here.
I think you messed up again.
I think you should close your eyes.
I tinker. I... [Sighs]
I took his money.
I used to work with him and he used to ask me out all the time,
I want to know what you think happened.
I was able to pinpoint the mandarin's broadcast signal.
I was dead. Why? Because I fell 200 feet?
I wonder who I'm calling right now.
I would like to introduce you to our guest, dr wu.
I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes. [Laughs]
I... I... I did that.
I'd strongly advise against that.
I'll be fine.
I'll electrify your arm, you won't be able to open your hand.
I'll fix him.
I'll have the west's most powerful leader in one hand,
I'll leave the door unlocked.
I'll own the war on terror.
I'll recalibrate the sensors.
I'll see you soon.
I'll see you up on the roof in five minutes.
I'll see you up there.
I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny. That was weird.
I'm a changed man.
I'm a piping hot mess.
I'm calling it extremist.
I'm going to shoot him in the head,
I'm going to sleep downstairs.
I'm going to start again.
I'm gonna come get the body.
I'm gonna find a heavy duty comm sat right now, I need your login.
I'm gonna follow this guy. I'm gonna run his plates and I'm gonna...
I'm gonna swing by, you're just gonna grab him.
I'm gonna take a shower.
I'm gonna take the chinook to base camp.
I'm gonna turn your lights down.
I'm here to thank you.
I'm just asking you to secure the perimeter.
I'm just gonna...
I'm just saying.
I'm kidding. This is a very powerful weapon.
I'm not a tech genius like you. Just trust me. Get down here.
I'm not a therapist.
I'm not moving. You want something? Take it.
I'm not sure if you can tell, but at this moment
I'm sorry I'm late. I was...
I'm sorry, but I got a best friend who's in a coma
I'm sorry, kid.
I'm sorry, that's a terrible idea. Please don't touch her bags.
I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor.
I'm sure I'll see you again, pepper.
I'm telling you it isn't. I'm on the street.
I'm the best.
I'm titillated by the notion of working with you.
I'm trying to fix this thing.
I'm trying to grab a little something from some hard crypt data files.
I'm working. I've got something going on, here.
I'm... well...
I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.
I've been wanting to send to the mandarin.
I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time.
I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time.
I've told you, killian, we can use him.
If he's right about the location, we're 20 minutes from where pepper is.
If I die, killian,
If I was building iron man and war machine...
If I'm right, we can access the area of the brain
If need be, they can have F 22s in the air in 30 seconds.
If you know what I mean.
If you think back to Switzerland,
If you're gonna do it, do it!
If your president calls me in the next half minute,
Image coming through now, sir.
Imagine if you could hack into the hard drive of any living organism
In 1864, in sand creek, Colorado, the us military waited
In a one horse open sleigh
In a one horse open sleigh.
In five, four, bang!
In the street, that a man shouldn't do.
Initialize sequence.
Initiating virtual crime scene reconstruction.
Internal shots, temperature spikes.
Involves cheaply made sportswear,
Iran, ****stan, Syria? Where is it?
Iron patriot on the job.
Is a newly minted resource.
Is destined to be upgraded.
Is it gonna fit through the door?
Is it hot in there?
Is it the brain?
Is probably because you moved in.
Is that our mind,
Is that what you want?
Is that... Can you...
Is that... Is that important?
Is the president getting this?
Is this guy bothering you?
Is this what you've been chasing around?
Is this, uh...
Is... is that normal?
It catches explosions in mid air.
It discourages bullying.
It goes with any decor...
It is an honor, mr president.
It just cuts the weight of it in half.
It may not succeed in revitalizing the mark 42.
It predates any known mandarin attack.
It tested well with focus groups, all right?
It was a cocoon.
It was always me, Tony. Right from the start.
It was worth a shot.
It wasn't my idea.
It will take me nine or 10 minutes for the takedown.
It'll do.
It's "iron patriot" how
It's a big bunny. Relax about it!
It's a glorious day, savin.
It's a pity. I was so close to having her perfect.
It's a privately funded think tank called advanced idea mechanics.
It's a... It's a live feed.
It's an electromagnet.
It's an idea we like to call extremist.
It's been going on for a while. I haven't said anything.
It's classified information, Tony.
It's complicated. Hey, it's complicated.
It's faulty, but you found a buyer, didn't you?
It's gonna be a no, aldrich.
It's just a role. "The mandarin," see, it's not real.
It's just like old times, huh?
It's my favourite kind. A winning combo.
It's my pleasure. [Grunting]
It's my suit, and I can't... I'm not gonna... I don't wanna... [Breathing heavily]
It's not a compliment.
It's not entirely my fault. He has a tenden...
It's not right, 'cause there's no product in it.
It's not the '80s, nobody says "hack" any more.
It's not your fault, kid.
It's not... It is a compliment.
It's not... She doesn't like it. She prefers...
It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
It's snowing, right? Where are we, upstate?
It's still debatable.
It's the primary somatosensory cortex. It's the brain's pain center.
It's the same as it's always been, "warmachine68."
It's times like this my temper is tested somewhat.
It's urgent.
It's very nice to see you, killian.
It's...
It's... of course.
Jarvis,
Jarvis, drop my needle.
Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing.
Jarvis, give me a suit right now!
Jarvis, how are we?
Jarvis, subject at my 12 o'clock is not a target, disengage!
Jarvis, where's my flight power?
Jarvis; [Distant] Sir?
Jarvis: [Through armors] Yes, sir.
Jarvis: 1, 000 feet.
Jarvis: 10,000 feet.
Jarvis: 18,000 feet.
Jarvis: Actually, sir, it is charging, but the power source is questionable.
Jarvis: All wrapped up here, sir. Will there be anything else?
Jarvis: Forty seven. Tony: You know who I am.
Jarvis: Forty six.
Jarvis: Gentlemen.
Jarvis: Gluten free waffles, sir.
Jarvis: Good evening, colonel. Can I give you a lift?
Jarvis: I've compiled a mandarin database for you, sir,
Jarvis: It's totally fine, sir. I seem to do quite well for a stretch,
Jarvis: Mark 42, inbound.
Jarvis: No sign of cardiac anomaly or unusual brain activity.
Jarvis: Oh, hello, sir.
Jarvis: Sir, I have an update from Malibu.
Jarvis: Sir, I've located ms potts.
Jarvis: Sir, ms potts is clear of the structure.
Jarvis: Sir, please may I request just a few hours to calibrate...
Jarvis: The armour is now at 92%.
Jarvis: Thirteen, sir.
Jarvis?
Jarvis. Hey.
Jarvis. Not my idea.
Jingle all the way.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Just breathe. Really, just breathe.
Just five years in the hands of physical therapists.
Just gonna try and get my beak wet real quick.
Just hold on. Hold on.
Just let me catch my breath. Hey, don't... don't go. All right? Pepper...
Just look on the screen and tell me where it is.
Keep your appointment tonight and call me when it's done.
Keep your trap shut, guard the suit,
Killian: After years dodging the president's ban.
Killian: Ever hear of an elephant graveyard?
Killian: The good news is,
Killian: What would you regard as the defining moment of your life?
Killian: Will you please state your name for the camera?
Killian: You know what my old man used to say to me?
Killian?
Killian. No... I don't remember that guy.
Kind of. Main house, as fast as you can.
L... l... I...
Ladies, follow the mullet. Ladies first.
Lady?
Laughing all the way
Leave her ficus alone.
Let me tell you something, sweetheart. I am not your personal air con...
Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened
Let's begin.
Let's get you comfy.
Let's recap some of the frightening developments...
Let's track this from the beginning.
Life.
Like a little turtle, cooking in his little turtle suit.
Like a mechanic?
Like I said, we can't stay here.
Like, a Hazmat suit you can... [Grunts]
Listen, the Pentagon is scared.
Listen. "War machine" was a little too aggressive.
Little bit.
Live on your television in 30 seconds.
Look around you. The costumes, green screen.
Look at that. And they also renamed him, "iron patriot."
Look at what? You, watching them?
Look, I brought your damn file. You take it, go.
Look, if we want to launch product next year, I need stark.
Ls just blue like him inside and outside.
Ls your gun up?
Machines.
Male reporter: Hey, mr stark. When is somebody gonna kill this guy?
Man '2'. Well, where is the feed coming from?
Man 3: I don't know, it's in all of our receivers and I...
Man: [In English accent] Well.
Man: [On radio] This is support team blue zero.
Man: Excuse me.
Man: We made it!
Man. Happy, happy, happy
Mark 42. Autonomous prehensile propulsion suit test.
Maya, give me the injector.
Maya, run!
Maya, you're kidding yourself.
Maya: And chemically recode it.
Maya: For now, yeah. Tony: Huh.
Maya: Fun fact.
Maya: Let him go.
Maya: What happened?
Maya...
Maybe I'll just cosy back up for a...
Maybe.
Maybe. Can you stop?
Me, saving your life.
Meet Thomas Richards.
Merry Christmas, buddy.
Merry Christmas.
Micro repeater implanting sequence complete.
Military aide: Sir, we tracked the broadcast signal.
Mind if I join you?
Mom, I need to call you back. Something magical is happening.
Move out of the way, or I'm gonna run you over.
Move! I'm right behind you.
Mr president,
Mr president! Just hold on, all right? I'm coming.
Mr president.
Mr stark, I am so sorry.
Mr stark, I'm about to eat honey roast ham,
Mr stark.
Mr vice president, I think you should see this.
Mrs Davis, your son didn't kill himself.
Ms potts, your 4:00 is here.
My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack.
My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knockoff.
My fault. Sorry.
My journey had reached it's end.
My name is Tony stark and I'm not afraid of you.
My name is Trevor. Trevor Slattery.
My organization’s been tracking your research since year two of mit.
My think tank
Nessie.
Nice haircut. It suits you.
Nice potato gun.
Nice watch.
Nice work, guys!
Nice.
No bomb parts found in a three mile radius of the Chinese theatre?
No idea. I'm not... I don't care.
No kidding. That doesn't belong to you.
No more false faces.
No need to thank me, ma'am.
No one was even looking.
No, and a lovely speedboat.
No, I need your help.
No, I'm a visionary.
No, it's not.
No, look, I'm not trying to be a dick...
No, me neither. He was kind of an idiot, my old man.
No, no, no. I think he was trying to say,
No, no, no. Just us.
No, sir.
No, they didn't.
No, we're not "good." [Chuckles humorlessly]
No, you're in a dungeon. I'm free to go.
No.
No.
No.
No. Forty eight.
No...
Nobody knew I was there, nobody could see me,
Nobody move.
Non lethal, just to cover one's ass. Deal?
Nope.
Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing, but now I'm in a committed relationship.
Not according to public record, sir.
Not hot.
Not this time. Not the face.
Not your army, not your red, white and blue attack dog,
Nothing fancy.
Nothing's been the same since New York.
Now give me cameras a through e and we'll do a full tech rehearsal.
Now has a little something in the pipeline.
Now I got a real job. I'm watching pepper.
Now look at you.
Now transferring to all known receivers.
Now you're off with the super friends.
Now, extremist harnesses our bio electrical potential
Now, last time I went missing, if I remember correctly,
Now, pinch my arm.
Now, this is live.
Now, which one of you is Vanessa?
Now.
O'er the fields we go.
Of a proposal I'm putting together myself.
Of course you don't remember. He's not a blond with a big rack.
Of course, there are people who say progress is dangerous,
Of your bouncing, bad ass baby brother.
Oh, and this next bit may include the vice president as well.
Oh, and you have to wear your hobby in the living room?
Oh, come on!
Oh, God, not again.
Oh, I don't doubt it.
Oh, I see. So, you were trying to save stark when he threatened us?
Oh, I'm sorry, they're only coded to me.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Tony!
Oh, really? I didn't notice that at all.
Oh, thank God.
Oh, Tony.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
Oh, what fun it is to sing.
Oh, wow, he made it. He made the cut.
Oh, wow! Hey, Tony!
Oh, wow. Can I just say, sir...
Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Give me a suit, okay?
Oh, yeah. With zip ties. It's a ball.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Except there's been [Stammering] A radiation leak.
Oh! God, my original wound.
Oh! Here he comes. Here he comes. Get a quick picture.
Oh! That's the vice president.
Oh.
Oh. Support blue zero,
Okay, back to business. Where were we? [Sniffs]
Okay, first things first, I need the armour. Where are we at with it?
Okay, I'm on it. I'll have security lock it down.
Okay, kid, I'm gonna have to walk you through
Okay, look, I need to be alone with you, someplace not here.
Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait! Slow down! Slow down!
Okay, so far? Do you like it?
Okay, so I was poisoned?
Okay, that wasn't mine to give away. That belongs to my friend's sister.
Okay, there have been nine bombings.
Okay, Trevor, what did you tell him?
Okay, um, uh...
Okay, you can see my research,
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. First, is this your van? Is anyone else gonna come in?
Okay. So you took Killian's card.
Okay. So, the injections are administered periodically.
Okay. That's good.
Okay. We've been through this.
Okay. What have we got here?
Old botanist pal
On "immoral" biotech research,
On the ground in five, four, three...
On! I get it! Ow! That hurt. I get it! I get it!
Once I factored in available aim downlink facilities
Once misfits, cripples...
Once we get the patriot installed,
One more thing. Make sure everyone wears their badges.
One of his favourite of many sayings...
One thing you can't take away...
One to throw away and one to not call.
Only two lessons remain.
Ooh, shoulders, a little knotty. Naughty girl.
Ooh.
Open it, J.
Or a hobby.
Or just give up.
Or you were having drinks with aldrich killian.
Our entire DNA, in fact,
Our sources are telling us that all signs are pointing to another mandarin attack.
Ow!
Pat Kiernan: Now that we seem to be back,
Path is clear.
People are concerned about you, Tony. I'm concerned about you.
People are going bang. They're painting the walls.
People said these shadows are like the marks of souls going to heaven.
Pepper: [Stammering] God, you look great.
Pepper: I'm sorry, with happy in the hospital,
Pepper: Oh!
Pepper: Why were you at the house tonight?
Pepper.
Pepper. Pepper. Pepper.
Phew! It's good to be back. Hello, by the way.
Please don't tell me there's a 12 year old kid
Plus, my guys won't let anyone in without them.
Plus, something about just getting it off my chest,
Point it away from your face, press the button on top,
Power down!
President Ellis.
Probably a little fast. Slow it down.
Probably back in your room
Probably tipping your way a little bit.
Pump it up by about 40%.
Ready for another lesson?
Rebooting Jarvis's speech drive,
Recalibrate the LSDNS.
Regard the human brain.
Relatives? Mom? Mrs Davis, where is she?
Remember that game called barrel of monkeys?
Remember what I told you about bullies?
Remember what I told you, that I have an anxiety issue?
Remember when I said to stop doing that?
Repeat, stark is loose and somewhere in the compound.
Retinal scan verified.
Rhodey, tell me that was you in the suit.
Rhodey: Do you know what they did to my suit?
Rhodey: Don't move!
Rhodey: If you want this suit,
Rhodey: Sir, this is colonel rhodes.
Rhodey: The president is secure, Tony.
Rhodey: We gotta make a decision.
Rhodey: What are we gonna do?
Rhodey: Yeah. Fine with me.
Right there is fine.
Right, and then you just said it by name while denying having said it.
Right?
Right.
Right.
Rodriguez: Oh, God, not again.
Running a team of 40 out of a privately funded think tank.
Saleswoman: You get this. It's affordable. It's gorgeous.
Save my spot, ready?
Savin: Well, we took the house down, sir. But there's no sign of a body.
Savin? I've acquired the patriot armour.
Screw it, it's Christmas. Yes, yes.
Security lock down.
See what happens when you hang out with my ex girlfriends?
See, we all begin wide eyed. Pure science.
See? Now, you're being helpful.
Seeing your favourite chick flick, maybe?
Sending coordinates for a suspected mandarin broadcast point of origin.
Seriously, can we talk about this guy?
She was already perfect.
She was just talking about it. Glitches happen.
She's going to need a cardiologist after I...
She's not like the others. Come on. Let's go in the bedroom.
She's still in phase two.
Sheriff: Yeah? Well, why don't you
Shh.
Sir, air force one has been compromised.
Sir, may I remind you that you've been awake for nearly 72 hours?
Sir, take a deep breath.
Sir, the suit is not combat ready.
Sit.
Six dead. Only five shadows.
Six, high, back. All right.
Slow down. Slow down, relax. What's your name? Heather?
So it's a little awkward.
So run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye.
So you're gonna have to answer for that.
So, don't judge yourself.
So, if you still want to talk about it
So, now you're just gonna leave me here, like my dad?
So, now, he was famous
So, uh, who's home?
So, what's really going on? With the mandarin.
So, why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss?
So, you heard none of it.
So, you want to tell me why you were at Stark's mansion last night?
So, you're suggesting that I replace the entire janitorial staff with robots.
So... first off, I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way.
So... first off, I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way.
Sold it to the mandarin.
Someone used him.
Something exciting. Then, come the mistakes.
Something like that. You know, everybody needs a hobby.
Something to do with a big boat.
Sorry.
Sorry.
South American insurgency tactics.
Speaking of which, go fish.
Spill.
Sport bra. The whole deal.
Stamp date and time.
Starring you and your junkie girlfriend.
Start tight and then go wide.
Stay down! Stay down, boss.
Stay on my six, cover high and don't shoot me in the back.
Step aside.
Still has their soul.
Stop stopping. Get her. Get outside.
Stopping the mandarin is a priority, but it's not...
Strangely mimetic, though, wouldn't you say?
String him up.
Stuck? Do you feel a little stuck?
Subtlety has kind of had it's day.
Sunday nights. Pbs. Downton abbey.
Supposed to meet someone here?
Sure is.
Sure.
Sure.
Surrounded by the agency's finest.
Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.
Taggart: Savin!
Take away everywhere that there's been a mandarin attack.
Take final positions.
Take them to church.
Talk to me, happy.
Talks like a baptist preacher.
Tator.
Technically, I am.
Technically, you're dead.
Tell rhodes, find this lunatic right now.
Tell them to go out for a drink or something.
Temperament.
Tense? Good day? Huh?
Thank you, I'll call you.
Thank you, pepper.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks to you, it's been my mantra ever since.
Thanks to you, not one fat cat saw a day in court.
Thanks, it's mine.
Thanks, kid.
Thanks.
That brought the mandarin to life.
That figures. What I actually am is a biological DNA coder
That giant wormhole in, um, in New York.
That I used to know, barely.
That is so much better than "Iron patriot."
That means you're fine. Give me Jarvis.
That was really violent.
That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again.
That was selfish and stupid, and it won't happen again.
That was the best sleep I'd had in years.
That when she spilled a million gallons of crude off pensacola,
That you just died, pal.
That you so graciously imparted to me.
That.
That. Are you sure that's not one of his?
That...
That's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll build one.
That's brisk.
That's exactly what we used to do.
That's going to have to do.
That's his show. He thinks it's elegant.
That's how you did it, isn't it?
That's incredible. Essentially, you're hacking into the genetic...
That's manipulative. I don't want to talk about it.
That's not even up for discussion.
That's not how the mandarin works.
That's not supposed to happen.
That's one.
That's right.
That's the brain.
That's the emergency alert triggered by the power dropping below 5%.
That's the plan, colonel.
That's the thing about smart guys,
That's two military guys.
That's two.
That's way cooler.
That's what I do. I fix stuff.
That's what we're going to do.
That's what you wanted, right?
That's when he happened.
That's why I said I got it.
That's why there's only five.
That's you.
That's... Is that iron man?
That's... That's the universe. My bad.
The Ali ai Salem air base in Kuwait was attacked.
The American people will soon know him
The body is trying to decide whether to accept extremis
The braves were away.
The Chinese theatre.
The clean slate protocol, sir?
The compromises.
The cranes have finally arrived,
The entire east coast, the satellites are down.
The ground floor, actually,
The guy who died.
The heat from the blast was in excess of 3,000 degrees celsius.
The heat signature is remarkably similar.
The house party protocol, sir?
The human element of human resources is our biggest point of vulnerability.
The idealistic Wernher Von Braun
The incident was the use of a bomb to assist a suicide.
The kid that bullies you at school. What's his name?
The mandarin: Some people call me a terrorist.
The mandarin: There's just one lesson left, president Ellis.
The mandarin: True story about fortune cookies.
The manipulation of Western iconography.
The master is about to record and he's a little...
The master is traveling.
The mechanic.
The name is an ancient Chinese war mantle meaning "adviser to the king."
The nation remains on high alert.
The number for this telephone is in your cell phone.
The only reason I haven't cracked up
The oracle cloud has completed analysis.
The pathology of a serial killer.
The pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there,
The president's safe on air force one with colonel rhodes.
The rest of the materials, I'll make do.
The room is secure. I have eyes on the mandarin.
The same suit, but painted red, white and blue.
The soldiers were out on manoeuvres.
The stuff doesn't always work. Right, pal?
Then he blew himself up, right here.
Then help me fix it.
Then how did you get here, Trevor?
Then I had to go and turn on the TV.
Then I moved on.
There was somebody inside of it.
There's a giant brain. There's a shifty character.
There's lots of pageantry going on here. Lots of theatre. Close.
There's no bomb casings.
There's no Pentagon, it's just you and me.
There's no politics here. It's just good old fashioned revenge.
There's only so much I can do, sir,
There's some guy over here.
There's some people I'd like to roll on.
There's somebody I'd like you to meet.
These days, I'm a changed man.
They approached me about the role,
They gave me things.
They gave me things.
They gave me this palace. They gave me plastic surgery.
They look Chinese.
They need to look strong.
They said they'd give me more.
They say his lear was the toast of croydon, wherever that is.
They sound Chinese.
They're gonna take out the president somehow.
They're made by Americans, based on a Japanese recipe.
They're part of me.
They're using the iron patriot as a trojan horse.
Think about it.
This boss of yours, does he have a name?
This is a pinata for a cricket.
This is essentially an empty slot and what this tells us
This is how normal people behave.
This is how you've been managing your down time, huh?
This is the mandarin?
This is the right thing to do.
This is the roxxon norco.
This is what I'm talking about, the glitch.
This time tomorrow,
This woman's the best thing that ever happened to you
This.
This. You're inside my head.
Thomas, here, is an accountant for the roxxon oil corporation.
Thomas: No!
Threat is imminent.
Three guys, one girl, all armed.
Tie yourselves to those chairs. I'll let you live.
Tinker with that.
To be able to share all my intimate thoughts
To take credit for some accidental explosions.
To... [Gasps]
Today is your glory
Tom lives.
Tony has got them in his basement. They're wearing party hats.
Tony needs Gary.
Tony, I swear to God, I'm gonna blow his face off.
Tony, tow
Tony: A famous man once said,
Tony: Ah...
Tony: And so, as Christmas morning began,
Tony: And what about the suit I'm wearing?
Tony: And you're starting with plants.
Tony: As promised, I got pepper sorted out. It took some tinkering.
Tony: Damn betcha.
Tony: Harley, tell me what's happening. Give me a full report.
Tony: He's a chunky monkey, let's get him.
Tony: Heard enough.
Tony: Honey?
Tony: I can't protect you out there.
Tony: I dunno. Later. Hey, kid, give me a little space.
Tony: I guess 72 hours is a long time between siestas.
Tony: I hope not.
Tony: I must have called it in my sleep.
Tony: I never thought they would come back to bite me.
Tony: Incoming!
Tony: It started in bern, Switzerland. 1999.
Tony: It's me, pal.
Tony: Jarvis, target extremis heat signatures.
Tony: Just breaking it in.
Tony: Listen to me. See that guy?
Tony: Maybe never. Relax about it.
Tony: Mrs Davis?
Tony: Nice timing.
Tony: Pep, I got you. Relax, I got you.
Tony: Pepper, it's me.
Tony: So, if I were to wrap this up, tie it with a bow, or whatever...
Tony: So?
Tony: Sorry, I gotta split. [Grunts]
Tony: That ain't gonna cut it.
Tony: The president.
Tony: The sandwich was fair, the spring was a little rusty,
Tony: Uh, yeah.
Tony: Valid point.
Tony: Well, actually, it's a good question.
Tony: What are you?
Tony: What did you say? Rhodey: Tony.
Tony: Yeah, we're full.
Tony: You know, and thank you by the way. For listening.
Tony: You like that, west world?
Tony?
Tony.
Tony'. So, why am I telling you this?
Tony". Sir, this is Tony stark.
Trophy
Trust me, you're gonna be in a puddle of blood
Try the jet stream?
Uh, it's not charging.
Uh, nothing, sir.
Uh, you were supposed to be issued a security badge.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... I'm going to shave them down a little bit.
Uh... say, Jarvis, is it that time?
Uh... wait, hold on, hold on.
Um, it does say Miami, Florida.
Uncomplicate it. Ladies, out.
Unfortunately, to my ears, it also sounds highly weaponisable.
Unless the mandarin's next attack on the U.S.
Unless you want to get shot in the face.
Unlike you?
Until the friendly Cheyenne braves had all gone hunting.
Very funny.
Very nice.
Viking funeral. Public execution.
Wait, wait.
Wait, you're guilt tripping me, aren't you?
Waited to attack and slaughter the families left behind
Waiting in the car that I've never met.
Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.
Was that rhodes?
Watch this.
We are five Miles outside of rose hill, Tennessee.
We believe you're about to be drawn into the mandarin campaign.
We can do this, Heather.
We can either save the president, or pepper. We can't do both.
We can't allow terrorists to dictate...
We gotta get out of here! We gotta get out of here!
We gotta get you somewhere safe as soon as possible.
We have a possible point of origin in ****stan
We have to immediately alert that plane.
We haven't even talked salary yet.
We should start phasing it out immediately.
We were at, uh...
We'll get you out of there.
We're awaiting the arrival of Tony stark.
We're connected.
We're hoping he'll give us the reaction...
We're not doing this, okay?
We've had a rise in staff complaints of 300%.
Welcome aboard, mr president.
Welcome back to the land of the living.
Well, David...
Well, for the first 20 minutes,
Well, have a good evening.
Well, here we are on the roof.
Well, hey, did you see your Christmas present?
Well, I can't say that I'm not disappointed.
Well, I panicked, but then I handled it.
Well, I wanted to repay you the selfsame gift
Well, I, um, had a little problem with, um, substances.
Well, it was.
Well, it's actually more embarrassing than that.
Well, it's me.
Well, look, I gotta change it every time you hack in, Tony.
Well, my mom already left for the diner and dad went to 7 11 to get scratchers.
Well, now, that is an appropriate question.
Well, of course, but, ms Hansen,
Well, so I run his credentials. I make him.
Well, that's great, but the last time I looked
Well, then, what are we waiting for?
Well, two years ago, the elephant in the room was this scow.
Well, uh, I think that would be the day I decided not to let my injury beat me.
Well, why don't I run down to the garage
Well, yeah, I just mean we were just hosting you...
Well, you know how he gets.
What about a backup manual?
What am I going to complain about now?
What are we doing here? This is thousands of Miles away!
What are we talking? Far east, Europe, north Africa,
What are you doing out of the corner? You know what you did.
What are you doing, buddy?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? You're gonna break his finger?
What are you waiting for? It's Christmas.
What are you, a decoy? You're a double, right?
What did I say?
What did they say? They'd get you off them?
What do you want from me?
What does it power?
What does that mean? I got you covered.
What floor you going to, pal?
What happened to him?
What happens to you? What happens if you go too hot?
What happens to your soldiers? What happens to your product?
What have you come as?
What I need is for you to go home, be with your mom,
What is that, like, mark 15?
What kind of perk package are you thinking of?
What on earth have you been doing?
What the hell was that?
What the... What is that?
What was so important that you had to speak to Tony?
What would you like for Christmas this year?
What, harassing interns?
What, you mean like an understudy? No, absolutely not.
What?
What?
What? No.
What? Oh, what, are you mad at me?
What's all this about? What the hell is going on here?
What's going on? Fill me in.
What's in it for me?
What's next for you in your world?
What's questionable about electricity? All right?
What's that thing on your chest?
What's the mileage count between Tennessee and Miami?
What's the official story here? What happened?
What's your name?
Whatever was in here, he wanted no part of it.
Whatever.
When can we talk about New York?
When I told people I was iron man's bodyguard?
When is a bomb not a bomb?
When you give the world's press your home address.
When's the last time you got a good night's sleep?
Where did I lose you?
Where is Tony stark?
Where people died?
Where she always is.
Where were we in '99?
Where would you like to start?
Where?
Where's the mandarin? Where is he?
Where's the rest?
Which happens. Dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it.
Which I will.
Which is great.
Which is why they're hollow, full of lies
Who asked you?
Who doesn't have to answer to Tony any more
Who said that? What does that even mean?
Who's the hot mess now?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's here. He's here, but he's not here.
Whoa! Cool your boots, sir.
Whoo!
Why am I not surprised?
Why don't you dress like this at home? Hmm?
Why don't you just build something?
Why is it so hot in here? I told you to put it at 68.
Why would they?
Why?
Woman 1: Ew! Woman 2: Oh, Jesus.
Woman 2: I'm trying. There's nothing I can...
Woman 2: It's not just our station.
Woman: Let us out!
Working on it, sir. This is a prototype.
Wow, I had no idea you were such a good listener.
Wow, that's amazing.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah, a little bit. Can I just catch my breath for a second?
Yeah, a little movie called the party's over,
Yeah, aldrich killian.
Yeah, but I missed the president.
Yeah, but killian built that think tank on military contracts.
Yeah, death by oil.
Yeah, I know, it's... It's embarrassing.
Yeah, I miss you, too. But the way it used to be.
Yeah, I'm still eating that candy. Do you want me to keep eating it?
Yeah, I've had that. Who is this?
Yeah, nice.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, you really killed the glass.
Yeah!
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. A limited edition.
Yeah. A, I saved you first. B, thanks. Sort of.
Yeah. That doesn't make sense.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep. Damn it, no can do.
Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner.
Yep. What do I do?
Yes, I can regulate.
Yes, I did.
Yes, I did. I...
Yes, I just, um...
Yes, I will.
Yes, ma'am, it is. And you are?
Yes, ma'am.
Yes, you're free, uh, if you weren't before.
Yes.
Yes. Sir Laurence Oblivier.
Yes. Yes.
You are a maniac.
You are the next iteration of human evolution.
You ate without me already? On date night?
You came looking for me. What are you doing?
You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys.
You can't be too hard on yourself, Maya.
You can't hit a bulb at this distance.
You continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir.
You couldn't save the president with the suit,
You did good.
You don't know where I am.
You don't remember. [Chuckles]
You ever have a chick straddling you and you look up
You experience things
You gave me the greatest gift that anybody's ever given me.
You go to bed, I come down here. I do what I know.
You got a minute to live. Fill it with words.
You got me.
You gotta stay safe, that's all I know.
You hand the people a target.
You happy now?
You have met him, I assume?
You just scared the devil out of me. I thought you were...
You know I can help. Just ask.
You know what I'm talking about?
You know what keeps going through my head?
You know what this crater reminds me of?
You know what to do.
You know what?
You know what? Now that I think about it...
You know what? You should take more of an interest in what's going on here.
You know who I am.
You know, I invited Tony to join aim 13 years ago.
You know, I think I understand why you don't want to give up the suits.
You know, if it gets rough, so be it.
You know, it's always a little pinchy in the gooey bag
You know, it's like a snake swallowing it's own tail.
You know, just in case the paint was too subtle.
You know, look... I got a real job. What do you want?
You look damn good, mr president,
You look great.
You look really great.
You make a move, and I break your face.
You out by yourself? A little date night?
You really didn't deserve her, Tony.
You said so.
You said you wanted the mandarin.
You said you'd meet me on the rooftop, right?
You see that? Nailed it.
You see, I've moved on.
You should be gone by now. You should've already been gone.
You should have pressed the panic button.
You should know, you got a box of them right here.
You should probably go over there and zap her.
You simply rule from behind the scenes.
You start with something pure,
You still haven't even told me you liked it.
You tell him where pepper is and he'll stop doing it.
You think he's gonna help you?
You think I was aiming for the bulb?
You under...
You used to have a moral psychology.
You used to have ideals.
You walked right into this one. I've dated hotter chicks than you.
You want to just kiss it on the...
You wanted to help people.
You... you breathe fire? Okay.
You... you're... You're right on me. I made it.
You'll damage the armour.
You'll think of something.
You're a long way from shore.
You're a mechanic, right?
You're going to come at me like that?
You're going to have to pry my cold dead body out of it.
You're here as my, um...
You're in a relationship with me. Everything will never be okay.
You're looking right at him.
You're not going deaf, are you?
You're not gonna freak out on me, right?
You're not him. The mandarin, the real guy.
You're not still pissed off about the Switzerland thing, are you?
You're not the mandarin.
You're not the person that called me after all, are you?
You're right. I don't deserve her.
You're something else.
You're still going down, pal.
You're such a jerk.
You're the most gifted woman I've ever met.
You're wearing this in the house now?
You're zip tied to a bed.
You've got to let go! I'll catch you, I promise.
You've got, like, five of them.
Your boss works for the mandarin, you think?
Your fault. You spazzed me out.
Your graduation.
Your performance?
Your redesign, your big rebrand, that was aim, right?
3,000 degree celsius.
6,000 feet.
39 hours ago,
200 feet, sir.
400 feet.
832 Miles.
1200 CCS. A dose half of this size, I'm dead.
10880 Malibu point.
...of a living organism. Exactly.
...since you've taken the post... You don't have to thank me.
...while I finished up a little work. Uh huh.
[Alarm blaring] Sir!
[Armour powers down] Jarvis.
[Banging] Man: Is anyone there?
[Beeping] All right. Let's go.
[Chimes] Hello?
[Chuckles humorlessly] Come here.
[Chuckles] [Sizzling]
[Chuckles] [Turret whirring]
[Clicks] [Humming ceases]
[Crackling] [Groaning]
[Electrical crackling] [Mechanisms grinding]
[Exhales sharply] Are you okay?
[Explosion] [Glass shattering]
[Gasps in awe] [Gun clatters]
[Gasps] And the fact that you've been able to
[Gasps] Brandt: Actually, I am.
[Gasps] Wait a minute. Tony!
[Gasps] "[Grunts]"
[Greets in mandarin] You're a heart doctor.
[Groans] [People scream]
[Groans] Sheriff, is it?
[Grunting] [Screaming]
[Grunts] [Clanging]
[Grunts] [Groans]
[Grunts] [People gasp]
[Grunts] [Sizzling]
[Grunts] She's watching.
[Grunts] Sheriff: Hey, hey, hey!
[Gun fires] [All gasp]
[Gunshot] [Exclaims in fear]
[Metal creaking] [Sobbing]
[Muffled] Take it easy. Tony. [Inhales sharply]
[People clamouring] [Groans]
[People laughing] [Indistinct conversations]
[People outside cheering] Hey! Happy new year!
[Powering up] [Tony grunting]
[Powering up] [Crackung]
[Record scratches] [Music stops]
[Reporters clamouring] Mr stark, hi there.
[Repulsor fires] [Both scream]
[repulsor firing] [People shrieking]
[Ringing continues] Uh...
[Screams] [Device powers up]
[Screams] Just look at me!
[Sheriff groans] [Woman screams]
[Sizzling] [Metal creaking]
[Sizzling] [Sheriff screams]
[Sputtering] [Repulsors firing]
[Straining] [Mechanical clanking]
[Tony grunting] Oh!
[Whooshing] Rhodey: Is that...
680' 680'
1983, all right? Yes.
A geiger counter or something like that. [Straining]
A giant brain? Yeah.
A hispanic Scott baio. [Gary chuckles]
Ah! Let's go! [Thrusters misfiring]
Are those... Yeah.
Are you sure? Okay. Yes. Stand down.
Are you with me? Sorry... I was, yeah.
at first, so... [Chuckles]
Aw, you're seeing things. This week.
Badge. [Indistinct conversations]
Be quiet about it. Go. Yeah.
Bill me. [Reporters clamouring]
Bye. Perhaps another time?
Can we, um... I said no. What?
Can you still see straight? Sort of.
Crazy, huh? Yep.
Deal. Deal?
Dendritic revitalization. It's revolutionary.
Disease prevention... Change the world.
Do you buy that? It's what everyone says.
Do you have medication? No.
Do you have PTSD? I don't think so.
Do you have your taser on you? Why?
Do you need to be on it? Probably.
Doing what? [Sizzling]
Don't say I never did nothing for you. Thank you.
Edifying. Unintelligible.
Five, four, three, two, one! [Grunting]
For real? Yeah.
Got it. All right? It's a mission.
Great speech, man! Happy: I got you, pal.
Happy, it's okay. We're good. Yes.
Happy: Happy new year. Maya: Happy new year.
Happy: I'll be right outside. Okay, cool.
Happy: You good? Yeah.
Happy... Hmm. That's cute...
Harley: Tony? [Gasping]
Harley: Yeah? ...L was kind of hoping
He created you? He created me.
He was just... You mean you.
He's here, but he's not here. What do you mean?
help me process... [Clears throat]
Hey, do you wanna... Tony stark?
Hey! Wait up! [Tony mumbling]
Hi, good evening. Come on in. Waiter: Good evening.
His what? Big brain.
How is this happening again? Man 1: Fine. Override to Los Angeles.
How many can I carry? Jarvis: Four, sir.
How much have you had? Two or three bowls.
However... I do appreciate it.
I can take it. Pinch me. [Chuckles]
I didn't tell him anything. Nothing?
I don't have the... What? The time?
I get it. It's American business.
I got this for you. I'm aware of that.
I repeat, hostiles on east unit 12. I'm out. Give me...
I see that, because it's on your t shirt. Aw!
I... yes. Secretary: Excuse me.
I'm clearing the area. Nice work.
I'm going to bed. Hold on.
I'm going to linger right here. Okay. Thank you.
I'm good like that. [Beeping continues]
If Richard doesn't mind. [Chuckles]
In Switzerland. Hmm. That's better.
Including Chad Davis. Yeah, yeah.
Is somebody there? Yeah,
It is the perfect position for you. Thank you.
It is. It's complicated.
It was a great night. Pepper: Yep. Well, you know.
It was just one night. Tony: Yep.
It's a decent batch. [Chuckles]
It's called an arrest. [Grunts]
it's Maya Hansen. Ah...
It's not my training. So?
It's not superhero business. No, it's not, quite frankly.
Killian? Killian.
Let me tell you... [Metal clinking]
Maya: I'm sure. Trust me. We're going out of town.
Me? [Metallic clinking]
Mmm hmm. I see. No stark.
My hair's a little... It's fine.
My work? Who isn't? He means me.
Nailed it, right? Wow.
Next? Then,
Nine. The public only knows about three.
No, don't touch me. Don't worry about it.
No, I'm gonna burn you. No, you're not.
No, you're spying on me. I wasn't.
No. Yeah.
No. You got yours'? Uh... mmm.
Nope. Yep!
Not a good idea. Oops.
Oh, good. Can I just say? What do you want? Yeah.
Oh, this guy. Hey. Mr stark.
oh, wow. Right there is fine.
Oh, yeah, you're the best. Yeah.
Oh!
Oh! [All clamouring]
Okay. [Chuckles] Okay?
Okay. So, uh...
on east unit 12. Man: Over there!
One of yours. I don't have one that fits that gun.
Ooh! Wow. That was...
Open the suit. [Crackling] I...
Pepper: I'll take my chances. That's risky.
Put down your weapons. [Sighing]
Ready, sir? What do you mean "ready"?
Really? Mmm hmm.
Relax. Seriously?
Retro reflective panels? To make him stealth mode.
Rich guy. Handsome. Rig ht.
Right now. Yes, sir.
Right. [Beer opens]
Sadly, that is very normal. Yes, this is normal!
Salvation. What's his name? Who?
Security? Yes? Happy? Okay.
She's not, really. No, not really. I...
Six people died, right? Yeah.
Slow it down just a... [Crashing]
So it's a little bit... Gary. Listen to me, okay?
Somewhat. Yeah, a little bit.
Switzerland. Right, right, exactly.
Thank you, colonel. Rhodes and stark out.
Thank you. Did you clear this 4:00 with me?
Thank you. What I'm saying is that
that governs repair... Tony: Wow.
That would be incredible. Hmm.
That's me. Ah!
That's very deep. Hmm.
the big one is coming. [Cheering]
The facial slit? Uh huh.
The man says no. Immediately and indefinitely.
The old days. Killian: Mr stark!
The science conference? Um...
The what? Happy: Down!
The world's getting weird. Hey!
They would laugh in my face. [Tony chuckles]
This is a new level of lame. Sorry.
This is an asset that we can put to use. Uh huh.
Three, four... Shut up.
Told you. [Groans]
Tony stark is in my van! No, he's not.
Tony stark is in my van. Shh. Keep it down.
Tony: Honey... Great idea. Let's go.
Tony: I'm different now. [Tony groans]
Tony: Is this forehead of security? What?
Tony: Pepper, it's me. [Gasps]
Tony: What's your name? Erin.
Tony. [Groans]
Tony. Tony. [Whimpering]
Uh... She'll take both.
vice president thing, right? Right.
we always cover our ass. [Powering up]
We are leaving the house. Maya: Guys?
We create our own demons. [Reporters calling]
We weren't. And old girlfriends.
We're good. Stay down.
We're supposed to be on total... [Banging on table]
Well, it's... Both: Human application.
What are you gonna do to me? You'll see.
What happened to picture? Woman 1: Go to override.
What the hell was that? [Sighs]
What was that? Maya: It's a glitch in my work. It's...
What? Can you not touch my plant?
What? Excuse me, Bambi,
What? Hey, do you fancy either of the birds?
What? What?
What'd you see? Too fast. Nothing.
What's this? I had winners. [Gunshots]
Where are we going? Uh, to town, on each other.
With her. Pepper: Tony?
Yeah, those were good times. [Door closes]
Yeah, you take a minute. [Groans]
Yeah? I'll ditch these clowns.
Yes. Wow.
You don't remember? I can't help you.
You got extra magazines? They're not universal, Tony.
You got it? What? Oh!
You saved yourself a world of pain. What?
you should be wearing... Did you just say that?
You sure about that? Yes.
You want a stealth mode? Cool, right?
You, you, you! Move! Get out! [Girls whimpering]
You're right. We need backup. Yeah, a bunch.
'Cause he ain't got nobody...
"[Yells] No!"
"Advanced idea mechanics" or "aim," for short. Do you get it?
"failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph."
"He"?
"I want my goddamn file."
"It just landed on the wrong planet."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"The rocket performed perfectly."
"War machine rox" with an "X," all caps.
"we create our own demons."
"Where's my sandwich?"
['90s pop song playing]
[Alarm increases in intensity]
[Alarms beeping]
[all gasping]
[All grunting]
[All screaming]
[All screaming]
[Beeping]
[Beeping]
[Beeping]
[Beeping]
[Beeps]
[Blowing]
[Both gasp]
[Both groaning]
[Both grunting]
[Both grunting]
[Both scream]
[Both screaming]
[Brandt screams]
[Breathing deeply]
[Breathing hard]
[Breathing heavily]
[Breathing heavily]
[Breathing heavily] That's all you got?
[Breathlessly] I'm just checking on the suit.
[Bullets ricocheting]
[Camera clicks]
[Cameraman exclaims breath lessly]
[Cameras clicking]
[Chanting] Ole', ole', ole', ole'...
[Cheering continues]
[Cheering]
[Childishly] I'm cold.
[Choking]
[Christmas country music playing]
[Chuckles softly]
[Chuckles]
[Chuckles]
[Chuckles] Do you mind leaving that on?
[chuckles] Mmm.
[Chuckles] You almost bought it, didn't you?
[Clamouring continues]
[Clamouring]
[Conversing indistinctly]
[Conversing indistinctly]
[Coughing]
[Coughs]
[Coughs]
[Crashing]
[Crew conversing indistinctly]
[Crews speaking indistinctly]
[Crowd gasps in awe]
[Door buzzes]
[Door closes]
[Door opens]
[Doorbell rings]
[Electrical crackling]
[Exclaims in pain]
[Faint beeping]
[Funky Christmas music playing]
[Gas hissing]
[Gasping]
[Gasping]
[Gasping]
[Gasping]
[Gasping]
[Gasps loudly]
[Gasps softly]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps]
[Gasps] Stop! Put it down. Put it down. Put it down.
[Gasps] What is that?
[Groaning softly]
[Groaning softly]
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Groaning]
[Groans softly]
[Groans weakly]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans]
[Groans] Crackling]
[Growling]
[Growling]
[Growling]
[Growling] Help me!
[Growls]
[Gruffly] "I am iron patriot!" It sucks.
[Gruffly] Om
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunting]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts]
[Grunts] Ah, man, you did it, didn't you? You happy now?
[Grunts] Sorry.
[Gun fires]
[Gun firing]
[Gunfire]
[Guns firing]
[Guns firing]
[Harley struggling]
[Heather resumes screaming]
[Heather whimpering]
[Honking]
[Honks] [Chuckung]
[Horns honking]
[Humming]
[Imitating computer beeping] Huh...
[Indistinct chatter on radio]
[Indistinct conversations]
[Indistinct conversations]
[Indistinct radio chatter]
[Inhales deeply]
[Inhales sharply] Happy.
[Inhaling sharply]
[Inhaling]
[Kisses]
[Knock on door]
[Knocking]
[Laughing]
[laughs]
[Laughs]
[Laughs]
[Low humming]
[Machine gun firing]
[Man yelling indistinctly]
[mechanical whirring]
[Mechanical whirring]
[Mechanical whirring]
[Mechanical whirring]
[Mechanical whirring]
[Mechanical whirring]
[Mechanisms whirring]
[Men grunting]
[Men shouting indistinctly]
[Men yelling]
[Metal clanging]
[Metal creaking]
[Metal creaking]
[Metal creaking]
[Microwave dings]
[Mimics explosion]
[Mimics gunshot]
[Mockingly] I can tell. You know how I can tell?
[Mums]
[Music continues]
[Ominous music playing]
[Orbs humming]
[Overlapping news reports]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Panting]
[Pants]
[Pants]
[Passengers cheering]
[Patrons clamouring]
[People clamouring]
[People clamouring]
[People outside counting down]
[People screaming]
[People speaking indistinctly]
[People yelling indistinctly]
[Pepper groans]
[Pepper panting]
[Pepper straining]
[Pepper straining]
[Pepper whimpering]
[Pepper whimpering]
[Pepper whimpers]
[Phone continues ringing]
[Phone ringing]
[Phone rings]
[Phones ringing]
[Powering up]
[Powering up]
[Powering up]
[Powers down]
[Quiet ringing]
[Rattling]
[Reporters gasp]
[Repulsor powering up]
[Repulsor powering up]
[Repulsors firing]
[Rhodey panting]
[Roaring]
[Scanner hums]
[Scoffs in disbelief]
[Scoffs]
[Scoffs] My fault again.
[Screaming continues]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming]
[Screaming] Tony!
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Screams]
[Shrieking]
[Shuddering]
[Shudders]
[Sighing] That came out of nowhere.
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs]
[Sighs] He's strung up over the oil tanker. They're gonna light him up, man.
[Sighs] Okay
[Sighs] On...
[Singing] Dashing through the snow.
[Singing] Yo listen up here's a story.
[Sirens wailing]
[Sirens wailing]
[Sizzling]
[Sizzling]
[Sizzling]
[Sizzling]
[Snoring]
[Snoring]
[Sobbing continues]
[Sobbing]
[Sound cuts from broadcast]
[Sparking]
[Stammering] I got bomb disposal.
[Stammering] I hate to cut you off.
[Stammering] I was... I... I drifted.
[Strained] At least, let me get you
[Strained] Cool it, will you, Jarvis?
[Straining]
[Straining]
[Straining]
[Straining]
[Systems buzzing]
[Technician typing]
[Technicians conversing]
[Thrilling music playing]
[Toilet flushing]
[Tony shushing]
[Tony straining]
[Typing]
[Typing]
[Typing]
[Typing]
[Tyres screeching]
[Tyres screeching]
[Unlocks]
[Watch beeping]
[Weakly] No, look.
[Whimpers]
[Whirring ceases]
[Whirring weakly]
[Whirring]
[whirring]
[whirring]
[Whispering] Come on in. Close the door.
[Whispering] How did you get out of the wormhole?
[Whispers] Oh, wait...
[Whooshing]
[With accent] Of course, it was my performance
[Without accent] Ready for another lesson?
[Woman sobbing]
[Women exclaiming in fear]
[Women talking excitedly]
[Yelling]
[Yelling]
[Yelling]
[Yells]
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