Midsommar Edit

About Maja?

Absolutely not.

Actually, it is a big problem.

Actually, she just got the byxmyndig last year.

Actually, that is the Elder Futhark.

Agreed?

Ah, fuck. No. Okay, look, uh, I'll ask the elders.

All of our Oracles are deliberate products of inbreeding.

All right, beauty rest. Tomorrow's a big day.

All right? Good.

All right.

Also, I...

Amazing.

An agreement to that.

And after the luck you just inherited from that salt herring,

And after, uh, Simon gets dropped off, he's sending the truck back for you.

And believe me, if you ask him, it was not worth the pleasant picnic in the park.

And Christian did already ask me this, by the way,

And doesn't drag you through a million hoops every day.

And don't forget about all the Swedish women you can impregnate in June.

And dragged them over.

And funny enough, I was dating Connie when Simon and me first became pals.

And he thinks that I just have too much baggage?

And how are jobs or roles assigned?

And I can swear to that on my mother's life.

And I didn't even actually know it was a date, so...

And I lean on him constantly for support.

And I told him the same thing I'm telling you now.

And I wanted to share it.

And I wanted to tell you first, just so it didn't seem like I wasn't telling you.

And I was raised by a community that doesn't bicker

And if he did take that book, I just pray you understand

And if not, I guess we can both do separate theses on the Hargas.

And it becomes a chore?

And it was the first you'd ever heard of it.

And it will be 90 years before our next.

And just so we're clear, you guys told me to invite her

And listen, if you're feeling uneasy, you don't have to take them at all.

And now they're engaged.

And of course, you know I'm... I'm always here if you need anything, of course.

And one to be chosen by the Queen.

And opens you for the influence.

And she has fixed her hopes on you.

And she hasn't been responding. Surprise, surprise.

And she will bless you.

And so, for our ninth offering...

And so, without any further blathering, let's raise our glasses.

And that baby over there who is not yet born will inherit that name.

And that was just before Connie and Simon started dating.

And the winner gets crowned and this is...

And then at some point, we all do our Pilgrimage which is between 18 and 36.

And then finally from 54 to 72 you become a mentor.

And then from 36 to 54, we're working age, which is Fall.

And then my friend said,

And then we drink it.

And then we move to the laborers house.

And then we'll remind you again

And then you can find a chick who actually likes sex

And these are all the names I just learned two seconds ago.

And to Pelle, who has brought new blood and our new May Queen,

And two who have volunteered.

And what poetry that it's now the hottest and brightest summer on record.

And who are your May Queens?

And who decides what gets added?

And you all know that she's coming.

And you deserve.

And you know it.

And you need to understand it as a great joy for them.

And you're splitting it with Christian, because he came to me first.

And, because... All right, look. I am... I'm actually invested in this.

And, frankly, it's kind of sad.

And, uh, Siv wants to see you in her house.

And, um, we'll actually be arriving on my birthday.

And, um... I've decided I'm gonna do it here. On Harga.

And...

Any word?

Anyway, just between us.

Anyway, uh, I just got a little worried.

Are you freaking blind? What the... Fuck!

Are you not disturbed by what we just saw?

Are you ready?

Are you serious?

Are you sure about this?

Are you sure?

As an offering to our father,

As for our end, we have two already dedicated...

As Harga takes, so Harga also gives.

As long as you don't use the actual names or location.

At his yodeling farm.

Attestupa.

Awesome! And say hello to my friends.

Because I do, I really, really do.

Because I had a family here,

Because I lost my parents, too.

Because it shouldn't ever be a chore.

Because my sister wrote another stupid scary email.

Between a preselected new blood and a specially ordained Hargan.

Born the exact same day as me.

Both my grandparents died from ticks.

Breathe in.

But I have always felt held.

But I swear to you, we're in the dark on this.

But I'm fine, I think it's great that you're going to Sweden, I do.

But it's important to us.

But we do respect the incest taboo, so we often need to invite outside people.

But, uh, that's okay, that's okay.

But, uh, yeah,

By a family. A real family.

Can Christian come with me?

Can I read that?

Can I take a photograph?

Can someone maybe drive me somewhere?

Can you feel that?

Christian and Josh.

Christian forgot anyway, so this is amazing. Thank you.

Christian Hughes.

Christian, Dani, Josh, Mark.

Christian, of course you did! Okay, do you think I don't know what you're doing?

Christian, you can do your thesis on that.

Christian?

Christian.

Come on over.

Come on.

Connie.

Dani, do you feel held by him?

Dani, please.

Dani?

Dani?

Dani.

Did it get dark at all?

Did she say something?

Did we talk about doing something tonight?

Did you learn anything about the Rubi Radr?

Do they have ticks in Sweden?

Do you guys wanna take it now or should we settle in first?

Do you just wait for a baby that is...

Do you know what it is?

Do you know what this is?

Do you think Mark's still up with that girl?

Do you think there is a masochistic part of you

Do you... Do you know, um...

Does he feel like home to you?

Don't let Mark be the one to pressure you of all people.

Don't think that. You're fine. It's almost your birthday.

Dude, are you following them out?

Dude, I'm so hungry.

Dude, is he going to kill me?

Dude, of all the things to let me sleep through.

Dude, we can't take them at different times, they'll be totally separate trips.

Dude!

Dude! Okay!

Dude.

Eight! Eight!

Especially with all these dicks on the wall. There's a lot of dicks.

Especially with my friends who I knew would appreciate it.

Everybody else lay down.

Everything just mechanically doing its part.

Excuse me. Hey.

Excuse me...

Father Odd!

Find your own subject. Or... Or your own passion.

First of the big ceremonies.

First thing I just have to say, I have no idea where Josh is.

For a couple of hours, not completely.

For every winter and summer solstice.

For when?

For your vitality.

For, like, a year now

Forever evolving.

Four from Harga.

Four years in two weeks.

Four years.

From the train station and calmed Connie down.

Fuck it, let's just take it now, right?

Fuck this! You're fucked!

Fuck, we're going.

Fuck! You're all just fucking standing there watching,

Fuck.

Give me just one second.

Good.

Guys, do it, it feels so nice.

Guys, I'm gonna wait for Dani, so you just go ahead.

Guys, it's Dani. She's coming up.

Guys, you know what she's been going through.

Had to give them a closed casket funeral.

Happy birthday.

Has anyone seen Connie?

Have you seen Simon anywhere?

Haven't even started coming up yet.

He and your other friend, they both disappears the same day.

He came to bed with us and when we woke up, he was gone.

He draws and we, the elders, interpret.

He's doing the same fucking thing!

He's fucked.

He's just working up the nerve to say something.

He's my good friend and I like him, but...

He's not, he's not.

He's saying "hi" right now, over and over.

Hello, there you are.

Hello, you have reached...

Her boyfriend called the landline

Her... Her mother is on Pilgrimage.

Here! Come on over, come on over.

Here. Here, smell this.

Here. I'll show you.

Hermaphrodite, I think, qualities. Yeah.

Hey, babe. How you feeling?

Hey, can I pull you outside for a sec?

Hey, can I, uh, borrow another sleeping pill?

Hey, Dani!

Hey, do you... Sorry. Um, do you have a sleeping pill I can take?

Hey, guys, so these are younger people from my village.

Hey, guys? Meet my sister, Dagny.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Josh, you, uh, going to Europe?

Hey, listen. Um...

Hey, Mom, hey, Dad, it's Dani.

Hey, Pelle, can anybody just join in?

Hey, please, c'mon, can you come? Just...

Hey, whoa!

Hey! These are my friends from America.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. How you doing?

Hey. It was really nice to meet you.

Hey. Oh.

Hey. You'll come with me?

Hi, hi!

Hi.

Hi.

Hmm.

Hmm. What does it say?

Holy shit, right?

Honorable Turbeyon! Please step forward.

How are you?

How do I feel about her how?

How do you feel about Maja?

How do you rope him in?

How long do they typically stand?

How long was I asleep?

How's it going?

How's the sister situation?

I can walk, too.

I can't even imagine. I mean...

I could see you possibly doing that.

I didn't quite finish, but they're giving me a break this year.

I don't know what my thesis is.

I don't know why I'm here, Pelle!

I don't know why you invited us. I don't know. I don't know why...

I don't want it.

I don't, I don't. It's fine, I'm ready.

I don't, I just wanted to talk about it, that's all.

I emailed her three times and still no response,

I feel like... I feel like I can't tell if you're joking.

I feel responsible.

I found it under Christian's bed.

I guess so, yeah.

I had no idea.

I invited her and she accepted, but she's not actually coming to Sweden.

I invited my friends because this is a once in a lifetime thing,

I just decided today.

I just had to pee. I didn't know it was special.

I just really need to not be here right now.

I just... I just needed to be reminded, thank you.

I kind of have some idea.

I know and it... it can... It will...

I know I shouldn't have let you stay for that.

I know that one elder gave you a glimpse of it.

I know that's not what you're talking about.

I know what you're going through, Dani.

I know. And, and yet, I was the most excited for you to come.

I like it, yeah. Not as much as this one maybe, but...

I lost my parents when I was a little boy. They burned up in a fire.

I love you.

I love you.

I mean, did you even know until just now?

I mean, everybody sort of does everything together.

I mean, I know it looks extreme. But we only...

I mean, I... I guess so, if that's not completely ruining you guys' plans.

I mean, it's pretty actual.

I mean, not... not concretely, but, um, I just wanted to see...

I mean, that's if we even go.

I mean, the more you respond the more she's encouraged to keep...

I mean, we found you here, like, six hours ago.

I mean, we were talking about it. We were thinking about it.

I mean... I mean, you know I'm doing my thesis on midsummer.

I meant that Connie and me had just become friends.

I never had the chance to tell you...

I really think I should just leave.

I really want to go, Pelle. I don't... I don't want it.

I see what you mean about the pageantry.

I think I ate one of her pubic hairs.

I think it's amazing. Are you going for your thesis?

I think it's gonna be fun.

I think Mark saw her earlier.

I think we really need to just at least try to acclimate.

I think you should not.

I thought you said you hadn't talked to him.

I told Christian this already, and now I think he's trying to pretend

I want us to come up together.

I was just gonna go to that party for 45 minutes. But you just keep sleeping.

I was so very sorry to hear about your loss.

I wouldn't be surprised.

I... I love what you're wearing.

I... I think? Or is that medieval?

I'll listen to your stepmom fuck your dad.

I'm always leaning on him!

I'm always roping him into my family crap.

I'm beat. I'm gonna go take a nap.

I'm excluding the ones who aren't of Swedish tongue.

I'm gonna do my thesis here.

I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna just go to the bathroom, thank you.

I'm honestly not too concerned.

I'm I'm honestly kind of impressed.

I'm just trying to understand.

I'm not talking about my family.

I'm not talking about my family...

I'm not... I'm not trying to attack you.

I'm probably not gonna go, but... Yeah, we were talking about it.

I'm so sorry I didn't warn you better.

I'm so sorry. We're actually leaving.

I'm sorry I got fucked up by the daylight and I thought it was yesterday.

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure I saw her trying out for the sprinting Olympics earlier.

I'm sure it was just a miscommunication.

I'm sure it's fine.

I'm sure they find that disturbing.

I'm trying to keep an open mind, though.

I'm up.

I'm very lucky to have you.

I'm... I just got confused. I'm sorry, I...

I've been thinking a lot about my thesis.

I've been thinking about something that I wanted to ask you, or tell you, actually.

I've never even seen him cry,

I've never seen someone dance like that.

If you prefer against the taste.

If you're gonna do it here too, I'm open to collaborating.

In Stockholm, are there any, like, meatball sex clubs

Ingemar and Ulf.

Instead of getting old and dying in pain and fear and shame,

Is it scary?

Is it though, really?

Is there ever an issue here with incest?

It basically means that, uh, you are...

It can be inspiring, right?

It corrupts the spirit.

It does no good dying, lashing back at the inevitable.

It has been 90 years since our last great feast

It is a special meeting, only for the Queens.

It is traditional that our fair Queen shall choose

It makes him open for the source.

It sounds like you guys have been fighting or something happened.

It takes about 35 minutes to go there and back,

It will be a great joy for me.

It will... It will get complicated otherwise, it's fine.

It, uh... It breaks down your defenses

It'll probably seem very silly. But, it's like theater.

It's a bear.

It's a dead tree, though.

It's actually kind of outrageously unsubtle.

It's beautiful.

It's fine, it's Sweden.

It's in his tone, like, you can hear it in his voice,

It's just a hair.

It's like a sacred temple, but no one's allowed in there.

It's like another world.

It's like in the Scripture.

It's like they're trying to make it gross.

It's not about academics, Josh. I'm just trying to get you focused.

It's okay, it's fine. Don't worry.

It's okay, Mark. It's the midnight sun.

It's okay.

It's still just another obvious ploy for attention

It's Sweden, for a month and a half.

It's, um... tea for the competition.

It's... Sorry.

Jesus Christ. He's still fucking lookin' at me.

Jesus, Pelle, where are you taking us?

Josh, can you lie down, please?

Josh, on the other hand,

Just fucking walk.

Just like every other panic attack she's given you.

Just over three and a half years.

Just some ominous bullshit

Just something I do for birthdays. Maybe it's not appropriate?

Just take some time to yourself, okay?

Just working in the garden.

Just... Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Last summer, a record number of people got tick borne encephalitis.

Let me show you the Rotvalta!

Let our Nine Day feast commence.

Like it's his idea, so if he comes up to you...

Like she always does and it's torture.

Like, I even called him today in tears

Like, what if I have overwhelmed him

Listen.

Look, I don't mind you going. I just wish you would've told me, that's all.

Look, it just... It just felt really weird, okay?

Look!

Love story.

Lumbering, linen, homeopathics. Water power plant.

Making sure everything's okay.

Meet my brother, Ingemar. Uh, best friends since we were babies, actually.

Mm hmm?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mom? Mom?

Mr. Pelle's invited us to an authentic hippie midsummer

My parents, they burned up in a fire and I became, technically, an orphan.

Nature just knows instinctively how to stay in harmony.

Nay. The Queen must ride alone.

Never mind.

Nine in all to die and be reborn in the great cycle.

No, he's doing... He's doing the same thing.

No, I know, I know, I know. You're right, you're right.

No, I wasn't talking about that.

No, I'm good.

No, it's the opposite direction. Stockholm is south of our land.

No, new people are good, Mark.

No, no, no, absolutely not. I just wanted to let you know before, so...

No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, not at all. Thank you so much.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no. Please, please, please.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Uh, Rubin was a product of inbreeding.

No, no.

No, not if I... I went too far, if I leaned too much.

No, we're going straight north.

No, you said it would be cool to go.

No.

No. No, I'll come with you.

No. No, no, no, I forgot to remind him and it's not his fault, it's...

No. No, no, no. I just... I wanna feel settled first.

Nobody needs to know it was you.

Not a lot of privacy.

Not clouded?

Not straight straight, though, right?

Now, Connie. There was no room in the truck.

Now, it's traditional for the May Queen to bless our crops and livestock.

Oh, any occasion, or is it just for fun?

Oh, forgive me.

Oh, fuck, it's a new person.

Oh, fuck, yep, that's her.

Oh, fuck. There's a big one.

Oh, God, yes, yes, of course. Sorry.

Oh, great. She's walking away.

Oh, hi.

Oh, man. Wow.

Oh, my God, Dani! May Queen!

Oh, my God, dude. What the fuck?

Oh, my God, I want to give her a bath.

Oh, my God, thank you, man.

Oh, my God, the women here.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh, Pelle.

Oh, no, I'm too scared.

Oh, no, no. You won't. You won't. Trust me.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, so then she should call her therapist and not you. It's literally abuse.

Oh, thank you!

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, thank you. Um, she's so beautiful.

Oh, there.

Oh, um...

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. What? Wow.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah. I do that, too.

Oh, you're all going?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. That's a love rune. Casts a love spell.

Okay, but I'm not an anthropologist and I don't understand any of this.

Okay, excuse me, guys.

Okay, fine, but I didn't know you were going.

Okay, here we go then.

Okay, I love you.

Okay, Josh, I actually have an uncle with Lyme.

Okay, lunch in a bit.

Okay, so then, I'll just use aliases for everything.

Okay, so this is, uh...

Okay, that's great.

Okay, this is the first stop.

Okay, uh, I'll see you later?

Okay, um, I love you. All right, bye.

Okay, well, just imagine if you were at a party and someone said,

Okay, well, then you can bitch to us about how much you regret it for that day

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I told you I wanted to go to Sweden.

Okay. Thank you.

Okay. Well, I think my sister Maja has taken a liking to you.

On the... On the subject of couples actually, um...

On this, the day of our deity of reciprocity,

Or the only one opening up.

Over what's theirs and what's not theirs.

Pelle has an immaculate sense for people.

Pelle, tell her to come back.

Pelle, you know all these people?

Pelle!

People just sleep here?

Perfect timing, by the way.

Please leave a message after the tone.

Please sit down.

Please, and we can talk about it?

Please, listen to me. Let me explain!

Please, someone tell him not to jump.

Please! What you just saw is a long, long, long observed custom.

Please. Come in.

Plus volunteering your own bodies.

Precious.

Repeat after me.

Right?

Right. Uh, you'll actually be here for that.

Rubi Radr. Our scripture.

School time over here.

See? You could be getting that girl pregnant right now.

Seriously?

She does this every other day, Dani, and only because you let her.

She doesn't want to?

She just fucking jumped off the cliff.

She said you're so beautiful.

She's not actually gonna come, but I invited her just to not make it weird.

Simon is getting the truck with one of them now.

Simon left without Connie.

Sir, don't... Don't jump, don't jump!

Skal!

Skin the fool.

So be direct! Confront him.

So believe me when I tell you that I know what it's like.

So I could have sat on his lap.

So I'm getting a little bit nervous, so...

So I'm the only one that's leaning.

So they didn't want to waste time.

So they've just gone. They've left me just now.

So we're just gonna ignore the bear then?

So we're stopping in Waco before going to Pelle's village?

So whatever you need, just say so and we will accommodate, okay?

So you're a child until you're 18 and that's Spring.

So you're coming to Halsingland?

So, Christian, Josh, Mark...

So, how do you support this place?

So, how long have you two been together?

So, I was calling just to see if you... you still wanted to hang out later?

So, Sweden.

So, uh, the elders must approve mates. Cousins can sometimes mate.

So, um, if you can call when you can,

So, we are your hosts.

So...

Somebody should tell those girls they're walking stupid.

Someone stop! Sir, don't do it.

Someone's still sore about their ancestral tree.

Sorry, I mean, you know, small communities.

Sorry, these are my friends.

Sorry. Uh, I'm gonna go for a walk.

Sounds probably right.

Spring water with special properties.

Stay here.

Stop it! I'm fine.

Stop it! Stop it, fuck!

Stop!

Stop!

Stuck in a shit ass hole listening to my stepmom fuck my dad all day.

Survived finals, you know.

Sweden has a tick problem.

Sweden.

Tell him to stop.

Thank you for inviting me, but I... I really have to go.

Thank you so much, I'm really touched.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. I'm sorry, thank you.

Thank you. Sorry I brought it up.

Thank you... Uh, sorry.

Thanks, dude.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That can't be right! The sky is blue!

That doesn't even make any sense. He would have told me.

That feels wrong, I don't like that!

That is four new bloods.

That is incredible news. Thank you.

That is not what I'm talking about.

That is playing out this particular drama

That is so fucking annoying.

That must be good.

That sounds fun.

That sucks.

That the elders will approve of anything being written down.

That tree is tied to all of our dead.

That was just really weird.

That was really, really shocking.

That you've been wanting out of this stupid relationship

That, uh, Jan drove him to the train station.

That's an interesting symbol.

That's based on traits we show as kids.

That's cultural, you know?

That's intimacy.

That's not fine! Why is it like that?

That's not her again.

That's Summer.

That's what he's there for.

That's what you were given.

That's why you look so guilty right now, because you know.

The Ardor residence.

The babies are raised here by everyone.

The energy. Coming up from the earth.

The fact that you're being this bold about it.

The four new bloods have already been supplied.

The lady who jumped, her name was Ylva, yes?

The only one making yourself vulnerable.

The trees too, they're breathing.

The Vikings grabbed all the best babes from other countries

The... Sweden.

Then he's not the right guy.

Then she begged our pardon and I drove her to meet him.

These are my family!

These are the candidates for the ninth and final offering.

These guys are just tagging along.

They put it under their pillow and dream about its powers.

They were laughing at me.

They're also returning from their trips outside.

They're extremely protective.

They've been laughing.

This bag?

This is because the Rubi Radr is a work forever in progress.

This is bullshit.

This is not some glorified hobby that I'm casually dipping my feet into.

This is the big one.

This is, uh, these are my great friends from America.

This morning the 19th Book of Rubi Radr

This one, for example, is about grief.

Those two who jumped have just reached the end of their Harga life cycle.

Thought you were saying something else, that's all.

Thus, for every new blood sacrificed,

To avoid the work you actually need to be doing?

To be connected to this in any way, shape or form.

To officiate the wedding.

To our May Queen!

Today is all festivities.

Today was tough.

Today's only train leaves in 90 minutes.

Turbeyon.

Uh oh!

Uh, Christian, can I get you to take a look at this paragraph real quick?

Uh, every mid summer, we have this dance competition

Uh, I'm sorry to be calling so late. I'm just checking in.

Uh, it's too hard to explain, you'll get a better sense tomorrow.

Uh, let me show you where we sleep.

Uh, Simon, he told me to tell you

Uh, the elders said you can do your thesis

Uh, the Younger Futhark.

Uh, well, I'm... I'm doing my research on European midsummer traditions,

Uh, what happens when Rubin dies?

Uh, yeah, okay, I'll try that, thank you.

Uh, yeah, sure.

Uh, yeah, um...

Uh, yeah, yeah, for my thesis, you know, we all are.

Uh, you know what, I might have to find my footing first if that's okay.

Uh...

Uh...

Um, can I ask what this is exactly?

Um, I invited Dani to come to Sweden. So you guys know.

Um, just smoked some resin with Mark

Um, just tomorrow, the official ceremony begin and you are welcome!

Um, well...

Um...

Um...

Um... I'll be back. I guess she's gonna show me.

Um... I'm really sorry, Pelle.

Um... Listen, I got kind of a scary email from Terri

Um... Well... Okay.

Very good try.

Wait, what're we doing now?

Wait, you're not talking about an actual one?

Want to come meet my friends?

Was found missing from the Temple.

Was that... You saw that too, right?

We already have so much to give back

We are beginning our initial descent into Stockholm...

We are so very happy to have you.

We describe it like emotional sheet music.

We did see Mark go off with that girl last night.

We do these as a tribute in respect of Ymir and because of the nature's...

We don't associate as friends of his or collaborators or anything.

We don't break traffic laws. Okay?

We don't want to point fingers,

We gather to give special thanks to our treasured sun.

We give our life. As a gesture.

We gotta go through Stockholm to get there.

We have many, many hundreds of these.

We patiently await your verdict.

We shall go now to Siv's house.

We should all be doubly encouraged.

We should hit up before we head north?

We stick our elders in nursing homes.

We were all working on the same farm

We will dedicate one of our own.

We will today surrender nine human lives.

We would just be so embarrassed

We, um, have something regretful to announce.

We... We decided to be friends.

We... we just took these five minutes ago.

We're going to stand until it's right to sit.

We're just as confused as you are.

We're not supposed to be in here.

Welcome to Harga, and happy midsummer!

Welcome, welcome.

Well, each runic letter stands for one of the 16 affects,

Well, I don't let her, she's bipolar, so...

Well, I dunno, your prospectus, maybe? Your Ph.D...

Well, I just apologized, Dani.

Well, if that's the case, then good riddance, right?

Well, no, wait a minute. I... I seriously doubt

Well, she's my sister and even you said that this email seemed different.

Well, that's... We'll... We'll figure that out.

Well, the bloodlines are very well preserved.

Well, the truck only had room for two.

Well, then... Well, then I'm sorry.

Well, uh, this iteration is being written by Rubin.

Well, uh...

Well, we think of life like the seasons.

Well, we'd been on a date.

Well, what do you mean? 'Cause I told you I wanted to go.

Well, you and Odd, you can go looking for them.

Well, you knew I was gonna wanna do this.

Well.

What a dick move.

What about Josh though?

What alphabet is that from?

What am I going through?

What are the kids playing?

What are you up to?

What did I do? What did I do?

What do you mean it's fine? She's fucking dead. Look at her head!

What do you mean?

What do you mean?

What do you think?

What does that mean?

What does that mean?

What happens at 72?

What if I regret it later and I can't get her back?

What if I've scared him, though?

What is it that makes them hotter?

What is it?

What is that book?

What the fuck are you doing? Close the door!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What the fuck, man? What does that mean?

What the fuck, Mark?

What the fuck?

What the fuck? Are you serious?

What the hell does that mean?

What was?

What work do I need to be doing, Josh, exactly?

What?

What?

What?

What? Explain what?

What? I don't want new people right now.

What? No, no, no, I'm sure they weren't.

What? No, they don't. Do they really?

What? Oh.

What? Okay, relax. Relax! What did I do?

What? What?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's happening?

What's that?

What's that?

What's this?

What's tomorrow?

Whatcha doin'?

Where are you going?

Where everyone embraced me and swept me up.

Which are graded from most holy to most unholy.

Which everyone deserves.

Which is amazing, yes, congratulations.

Which will be left unguarded, unwatched.

Whoa, who's that one?

Why 36?

Why did you do that?

Why the fuck are you standing there like that?

Why would he just go without me? He... He wouldn't do that.

Why's everyone just standing there, what the fuck?

Would it be a chore if he leaned on you?

Would you like to help join us?

Wow, I think the Sakhis saints do the same thing in Brajbhoomi?

Wow, okay, thanks for the psychoanalysis.

Wow, wow, wow.

Wow.

Wow. You want this?

Yeah, a pubic hair.

Yeah, all the younger ones until we turn 36

Yeah, also that funny look in your eye.

Yeah, and then I got the opportunity and I decided to do it.

Yeah, but he doesn't ask me for anything.

Yeah, but Mark wouldn't have done this.

Yeah, but not on this community. I mean, you're going to Germany and England next.

Yeah, but what if I need him too often

Yeah, Christian says you're... You're from like a commune, right?

Yeah, Christian says you've got this special week planned.

Yeah, dude, nobody minds.

Yeah, dude, there's so many bugs.

Yeah, I already told him I'm totally fine with that.

Yeah, I know. But, you do though, babe.

Yeah, I should be able to swing by.

Yeah, I'm fucking dreading the summer.

Yeah, it's sort of a crazy nine day festival my family's doing.

Yeah, it's, uh... How did you like the Anthropology department?

Yeah, no, dude, I just, uh, thought it was...

Yeah, of course I am.

Yeah, probably...

Yeah, quite girly, no?

Yeah, right, but...

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, thanks. Yeah, we actually asked Ingemar

Yeah, they said you can do it as long as you absolutely don't use any names.

Yeah, they're all coming to visit my home in Halsingland.

Yeah, this is way the hell out there.

Yeah, um, how did you guys all meet?

Yeah, we make those clothes special

Yeah, we're taught the Runic alphabet, so...

Yeah, we're... We're a small community.

Yeah, well.

Yeah, well...

Yeah, what do you do when you need to jerk off?

Yeah, what the fuck! This is what I've been working toward

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah? The redhead?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Enjoy.

Yep.

Yes, I imagined that, too, but, you know, we...

Yes, Mark, thank you.

Yes, you are the family. Like sisters.

Yes. He was driven to the station.

Yet my difference is, I never got the chance to feel lost,

Yet, it is coming right back for you. Yeah.

Yet, we kindly ask that whoever took it to return it to its original place.

Yo, Pelle.

Yo! Check my scalp for ticks, then I'll check yours.

You are allowed to have sex. Pants license.

You are going with the women for the day's activity.

You are our May Queen.

You are right, yeah, I know.

You are the family now! Yes?

You can leave it in the Temple,

You can see at the end, however, we have blank pages.

You can't speak. You can't move.

You couldn't even get it peer reviewed.

You didn't apologize, you said sorry, which sounds more like, "Too bad."

You didn't think I forgot, did you?

You didn't! He should be there when you need him.

You feeling okay?

You go straight to crisis mode.

You gonna be okay?

You guys are like my family.

You guys should join.

You have been approved to mate with her.

You have brought outside offerings.

You have gotta get off the fence with this.

You know that what you're doing is unethical and leechy and lazy.

You know what? It's fine, it's fine.

You know what? Um... I'm worried I'll have a bad trip.

You know, I'm very, very glad you're coming.

You must try!

You pissed on the ancestral tree.

You see, Josh, Rubin is unclouded by normal cognition.

You wanna wait for us then?

You will today be honored for your unclouded intuition.

You will today be joined in harmony with everything.

You would not be able.

You're an American, just jam yourself in there.

You're an ideal astrological match.

You're gonna wake her.

You're like my real, actual family.

You're not the one giving out hair pies.

You're okay, you're fine. You're fine.

You're okay, you're okay, you're okay.

You're right, I'm sorry.

You're right. No, no.

You're splitting it with Josh as well.

You're welcome.

Your dance was amazing.

"Custom"? It's fucked! Yes.

"Joy?" Yes, and when it is my turn,

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ What?

A gesture? Before it can spoil.

A love rune. Huh. Yeah.

about all the Swedish milkmaids. Mm hmm.

All right. Bye.

All right. Oh, thanks, babe.

All right. Yeah?

And I'm trying to apologize. And I don't need an apology.

and now we're getting pizza. Oh, nice.

And then you, glass here. Mm hmm.

And you? Uh...

Are these for me? Mm hmm.

Are these the May Queens? Yeah.

Are those the ones? Yeah.

Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine.

Are you ready? Yes, thank you.

Are you sure? No...

Babe... Babe, no. I'm ready.

Because I... I am proud of this place. Okay.

But the tails go in first. No, no, no!

Bye, Mark. Bye, Mark.

Can I take photos? Um... Discreetly.

Can you come and sit with me, please? Stop.

Carving runes? Really?

Change? Um, that's for you.

Christian, Dani, Josh, and Mark. Hi.

Come on. Come on, sit down. No.

Connie. Is everything okay?

Cool. Yeah, okay.

Dani, babe? Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.

Dani? Yeah! Yeah!

Did you not say goodbye? No. No, I didn't.

Do we eat these? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, calm down. Why are you embarrassed?

For you. Uh...

Fuck you! No, dude, not fuck me!

Fuck! This is fucked! Where?

Fuck. We view life as a circle, a recycle.

Happy birthday. Thank you. I'm not upset.

He's still alive. What's going on?

Hello. Hi.

Herring? What for?

Hey, dude... Hey!

Hey, man. Hey.

Hey, Pelle. Hi.

Hey! Hey, babe!

Hey! Hey!

Hey. Hey, sweetie.

Hey. Hey. Hi. Sorry.

Hey. No.

Hey. Yo.

Hi, Dani. Hi, Dani. Yeah, um...

Hi, Mark. Hi, Mark.

Hi, oh! Welcome home.

Hi. Dani, Josh, Mark, Christian.

Hi. Simon, this is Pelle...

How have you been? Yeah? Pretty good.

How long is the drive? About four hours.

I didn't know. No, it's...

I don't know why I'm here. Okay, okay, okay.

I don't speak Swedish. What?

I gotta go take a leak. Uh, here, can I ask you something?

I I think it's very good you're coming. Thank you.

I lost my parents, too, so... Okay.

I promise you, it's okay. I'm not okay.

I wasn't keeping it from you. You already have a ticket.

I'll be back. Mm hmm.

I'll wait. No, no, you go ahead.

I'm just gonna lay down, okay? Yeah, do that.

I'm sorry. No!

Ingemar, okay. Thank you. Perfect.

Ingemar? Ingemar? Ingemar.

Is it tomorrow? I mean, from yesterday's perspective.

Is she okay? Uh, no.

Is that a fucking pube? Ew.

Is that... What is that?

It calms you down. No, I'm fine.

It really feels like you are. I'm not.

It's beautiful, huh? Mmm.

It's dead. Yeah, yeah, I know.

It's fine. Did she jump?

It's fine. It's okay. I don't know and I can't...

It's okay. Oh, my... Did she fall or did she jump?

It's okay. It's fine. Happy birthday.

It's tradition. For good luck. Yeah.

Jesus, really? Yeah.

Just beautiful. Oh, my God.

Let's hope it gets returned. I hope so too.

Look at her head, she's dead! It's a part of the ceremony.

Look into her eyes. Mm hmm.

Lots of pageantry... Uh huh.

Mark, Dani... Hi.

Maybe I should just go home. What? No, no.

Me? Yes!

Mmm. ...but I was...

My frock? Uh huh.

Never mind, it's okay. This is beautiful.

No, I didn't. Oh, my God.

No, I'll wait. Please.

No, I'm sorry. No, you're...

No, it's okay. Don't feel rushed.

No! Absolutely not. Okay, sorry.

No? Really? Yeah.

Nope. Oh, my God.

Oh, dude. Hey.

Oh, geez, um... Um...

Oh, God. Here we go!

Oh, no, no. No, not at all.

Oh, so now you wanna collaborate? Okay, thank you.

Oh, thank you. What is it? Strawberry?

Oh, wow, thank you. Oh, thanks.

Oh, wow. Hey!

Oh. What happened, I mean,

Oh. What's that building over there?

Oh... Okay. Helps her to detach.

Okay, guys. Don't forget

Okay, okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, well, that's a relief. Why would Simon leave without her?

Okay? Okay.

Okay? Good. Yep.

Okay. And you'll have to sign

Okay. Okay.

Okay. That's how you know I'm nuts.

Okay. What does it do?

Okay. Good for her. Hey!

Okay. Wow. Or the location is never even hinted at.

Pelle, Christian could walk in. He's what I'm talking about.

Pelle, what is going on? What happened? What happened?

Pelle, who was that? Inge.

Please, my poor thing. Fucked!

Please! Please! No, fucking leave her alone!

Problem solved. Then what would be the point?

Ready? Okay?

Really? Nah.

She fell, right? Did she jump?

She just got told. Did she say why?

She needs a therapist, dude. She has a therapist.

She's abusing you. 'Scuse me.

Should we clear all this? No, it's fine.

Skin the fool? Yeah.

So, this is the place. The tranquil and majestic Harga.

Stop, it's fine. What?

Sure, yeah. Come.

Tack. Hey.

Thank you very much. Yeah.

That guy has a very red face. Yeah?

That's last year's May Queen. Uh huh. Beautiful.

That's the reason why I'm here. Yeah.

The tree... So what? Yes, yes.

There are eight left. What?

There you go. Ooh.

They've made mushroom tea. Mm hmm.

Think happy thoughts! Are you sure about this?

This is it? Not quite, almost.

This is Simon and Connie from London. How's it going?

Uh, tack! Thank you.

Uh, the disabled? Since birth.

Uh, yeah, of course. Yeah? Okay.

Uh... Mid June to mid July.

Uh... Okay, sure. I'll show you.

Under Christian's bed? Yeah, yeah.

Wait, seriously? You can't just tell me now?

We can check it out. Yeah.

We're chilling. Nice.

We're in? Yep, go.

We're leaving tomorrow morning. I know we are.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Thank you.

Well, happy birthday. Thank you!

Well... Great.

What are we doing? You'll see.

What are we making here? Meat tarts!

What girl? Inge.

What if I'm scaring him off? What did your sister write?

What is it? Um...

What the fuck? Someone tell him...

What time is it? It's 9:00 p.m.

What were you drawing? Uh, just the table.

What? And you must eat it whole.

What? Uh, a photograph?

What? You will meet him, uh, there.

What? You'll come?

What? Congratulations! Wow.

What? No, no, Pelle. Yes, yes, yes...

What? No, she fell, she fell. Fuck!

What? Where? Sorry, but I can say what happened.

What's that? That's not for us.

Where are we going? What we came for.

Where is your friend, Josh? I know. Uh, we have no idea.

Why? You won!

Yeah, sure, yeah. Thanks.

Yeah, sure. Thanks.

Yeah, two weeks from now? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, great.

Yeah. Connie.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Uh...

Yeah. You're coming, right?

Yeah. Yeah, I'm excited. Cheers!

Yeah. Yeah. Great.

Yes, yes, yes. I know. I don't get it.

Yes. Maybe you can redeem this.

You don't want her back! But I might.

You invited her to... Mm hmm. But she's not coming.

You must try! Ahhh!

You okay? Mm hmm.

You okay? Mm hmm. Fine.

You pick 'em backwards? Yeah.

You see how it looks? Yes, obviously.

You should be. I... I should be.

You sure you got enough sleep? I wasn't sleeping anyway.

You think he knows that guy? He sounded mad.

You're doing Psychiatry, right? Uh, Psychology, yeah.

You're right. Four years. Mm hmm.

You're so good! What does that mean?

You're so good! What does that mean?

...special ceremonies, and dressing up.

' What the... ' It's part of the ceremony.

"Hey, what're you doing for summer?"

"Oh, we're going to China for three months and we're leaving in two weeks..."

"So what?"

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪ Fuck.

♪ Happy birthday, dear Dani ♪