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The World's End The World's End is a British-American sci-fi comedy film released in 2013. Directed by Edgar Wright, the

The World's End

The World's End is a British-American sci-fi comedy film released in 2013. Directed by Edgar Wright, the movie serves as the third installment in the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, following Shaun of the Dead (2004) and Hot Fuzz (2007). With an ensemble cast of talented actors, The World's End combines action, laughs, and a touch of sci-fi to take audiences on a wild and hilarious ride.

The main cast members include Simon Pegg as Gary King, an immature and nostalgic man determined to complete the legendary "Golden Mile" pub crawl in his hometown, despite the town being overrun by body-snatching aliens. Nick Frost stars as Andy Knightley, Gary's responsible and reluctant friend who gets roped into the chaotic adventure. Other notable actors in the film include Martin Freeman as Oliver Chamberlain, Paddy Considine as Steven Prince, Eddie Marsan as Peter Page, and Rosamund Pike as Sam Chamberlain.

The story revolves around Gary King's obsession with reliving the glory days of his youth. In his quest to conquer the twelve pubs of Newton Haven, he reunites his old high school friends. However, their nostalgic reunion quickly takes a turn when they discover that the townspeople have been replaced by alien robots. As they battle the extraterrestrial invasion, Gary and his gang not only face the challenge of saving their hometown but also confront their own personal demons.

The World's End brilliantly blends humor, action, and social commentary, exploring themes of friendship, identity, and the fear of growing up. As the pub crawl progresses, the characters confront their regrets, fears, and the consequences of never moving forward in life. With Edgar Wright's signature fast-paced editing, smart dialogue, and hilarious visual gags, the film provides a unique blend of comedy, science fiction, and heartfelt moments that keep viewers thoroughly entertained.

The World's End features an outstanding soundtrack, with an eclectic mix of rock, pop, and indie music that perfectly complements the film's energetic and rebellious nature. The score, composed by Steven Price, adds a thrilling and epic feel to the action-packed sequences.

If you're a fan of The World's End, you can relive its memorable moments and enjoy its fabulous music by playing and downloading the sounds here. From the catchy tunes that will have you tapping your foot to the exciting sounds of bar fights and spaceship battles, this soundtrack is a must-have for any movie or music lover.

Whether you're into hilarious comedy, exhilarating action, or thought-provoking sci-fi, The World's End has something for everyone. So grab a pint, sit back, and get ready for a nostalgic and action-packed adventure that will leave you laughing and contemplating the meaning of life. Don't miss out on the chance to experience the brilliance of The World's End and its fantastic cast, soundtrack, and storytelling.
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A let's changed since then, Oliver. Right.
A lot of people are saying that about the Bible these days.
A man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking rain.
A quest, if you will. And since we find ourselves in need of refreshment,
A stock take? You make it sound so much fun.
A week or so after The Network pulled out, they just sort of rebooted by themselves,
A Winter's Tale. That's it.
A Winter's Tale. Yeah. What was it called?
A, I did not, and, B, how did you know about that?
A, it's a small town, B, I'm not stupid and, C, they told me.
A, massive wide ons, B, Steven's erect penis?
A, we're all drunk,
Abandoned, forgotten, looking for guidance, for someone to show them the way.
About walking into a pub after a rugby match
About what you said in the garden.
About what? That you didn't make it to The World's End?
Actually being a square?
Adrian Keane died in a motorbike accident in Italy eight years ago.
Adrian Keane is dead. Oh, God.
Adrian Keane was in that bar. Prick.
Adrian Keane. Why?
After 12 hours of life saving surgery?
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
All before reaching our destiny, The World's End.
All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus,
All right, big brother?
All right, Sam? Oh, crumbs.
All right, we need to be able to differentiate between them, them and us.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right.
All that promise and fucking optimism.
Allow me to carry your legend forward.
Am I what?
Am I what? Fit.
And Andy. Andy was my wingman.
And Andy's definitely coming? Yeah.
And basically no one else has a better idea, so fuck it.
And by process of elimination, there's Becky Salt in the middle.
And decided to purchase some herbal refreshment
And God forbid you ever have children, because if...
And God knows I am losing.
And guess what? I ain't perfect.
And guess what? They want us along for the ride.
And he is a bit of a cock, but he's my cock.
And he was absolutely minted.
And I am not just talking about Gary.
And I drove you to the hospital four times over the limit
And I ended up rolling the car and almost severing my femoral artery,
And I left that at the bloody gym!
And I stabbed you in the middle finger.
And I'm less of a man because I choose to drink water?
And if everything is as fucked up as it seems, then there's something I need to tell you.
And if it is, I can ask him what's going on,
And if we don't do what they say, they will make us their prisoners.
And if we needed to make a quick getaway, we'd say, "Exit, pursued by a bear,"
And it breaks my heart to see you waste your affections on Gary fucking King.
And it's glass. So is it a window or is it a dour?
And it's not even that he ruined a large portion of my childhood.
And it's not that the town's changed, we have changed.
And it's really put things in perspective for me,
And knowing in my heart, life would never feel this good again.
And listen to him talk about fucking UFOs and lizard people and underwater Nazis.
And me. That's two.
And more idiotic than you can possibly imagine,
And not a single one has come back out again.
And not from the afterlife. From fucking Bournemouth.
And not robots.
And of course, there was drinking.
And ordering a tap water at a bar packed full of big ugly bastards wearing warpaint.
And possibly buy some drugs.
And ran off into the night, leaving me to get arrested
And sent us here,
And she wore those fishnet stockings and you got a big boner on stage.
And so, our journey into manhood began.
And that night it was the site of a heroic quest.
And that's what we're going to do.
And that's what we're going to do.
And that's worse than five dismembered bodies?
And The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same.
And the old Ollie always had a gift for the gab.
And The Rev's their prisoner. I am not.
And then it was just, "Let's Yogi and Boo Boo,"
And then it was, "Exit, pursued by Yogi Bear,"
And then, "Let's Boo Boo."
And therein lies the necessity for this intervention.
And this is what you want?
And this is? They told me when to go to bed.
And this time, we are gonna make it to The World's End.
And to us.
And we are not slaves. We are very, very happy.
And we want to get loaded. And we want to have a good time,
And we want to get loaded. And we want to have a good time,
And we want to have a good time.
And we're all very sorry, but now it's time to go home.
And we're back. Just like the Five Musketeers.
And what about us, Gary? Aren't we in harm's way?
And what one amongst you wouldn't thank me for it? Hmm?
And you convinced him how?
And you freaked out and punched a clock?
And you know what?
And you let me have a go on it and I ran over your leg.
And you might want to do an emissions test, too.
And you proceeded to try and get in her pants at every opportunity.
And, you know, I love the boys like brothers,
Andy can drive, he's teetotal!
Andy is going drinking with you? With us.
Andy Knightley? Totes.
Andy, aren't I right? You're never wrong.
Andy, come on!
Andy, did you see...
Andy, in 1986 we re enacted the Knife Game from Aliens
Andy, longtime.
Andy, look out!
Andy, this kid just attacked me.
Andy!
Andy!
Andy! Go, now! Steven!
Andy! No, no, no, there's too many of them.
Andy! What the fuck?
Andy.
Andy.
Andy... His head just came off!
Another good name for the band, Steve.
Any other form of identification? No, it's all in my sports bag.
Any way they like.
Apart from the fact that they're twins?
Are the words "King Gary"?
Are they as successful as Newton Haven?
Are we there yet? Let's do this!
Are you a robot, sir?
Are you a robot?
Are you fucking kidding me? I saw her first.
Are you fucking kidding? Oh, yeah.
Are you guys robots?
Are you here?
Are you okay, Sam? Are you okay, Sam?
Are you pretending?
Are you saying we move on to the next pub?
Are you sure? Yeah, I always land on my feet.
Are you their prisoner? No, I am very happy.
As for Gary? I don't know what happened to Gary.
As for the blanks, well, a funny thing happened there.
As long as it's reasonably healthy.
As we have with countless worlds across the galaxy.
As we wend our way up The Golden Mile.
At 2,000 or so penetration points across the planet.
At this point your planet is the least civilized in the entire galaxy.
At which point you made a miraculous fucking recovery
B, they might be in on it and, C, we've got blood on our hands.
Back to the Dark Ages.
Backwards!
Basil! Shh...
Basil? I said go!
Basil. Mad Basil!
Because frankly, who the fuck are you to come down here and tell us what to do?
Because he had a birthmark on his forehead that looked like a six.
Because his birthmark was back.
Because I'm guessing we're not the only glitch in your system.
Because I'm the only one who's going to tell you the truth about Newton Haven.
Because real happiness, real friends, those are things worth living for,
Because we never heard from the rest of the world again.
Become another link in their chain.
Been bought by a chain, hasn't it?
Beer. Pubs.
Believe me, Gary, it's not worth it.
Blank bastards.
Blood on my knuckles, beer down my shirt, sick on my shoes,
Blood tests, the nit nurse, sweat, kissing, saliva on the rim of a glass.
Blue bloods?
Bottling up past trauma can lead to
Break it up.
Bring us into line with all the others.
But he is a detriment to himself, just as Earth is a detriment to the galaxy.
But I ain't serving this scum.
But I felt so terribly ashamed by what I'd done.
But I will continue to fight, because that is how we survive.
But I would drop her in a heartbeat if it meant
But I've moved three times since then.
But if I had to choose three, I would say,
But if we keep doing what we're doing and going where we're going,
But it doesn't say "King Gary".
But it's all for our betterment.
But it's not my fault that you crashed that car.
But please believe me, it's quite the opposite,
But really it's just a vessel to spread their message.
But shots don't count, do they?
But the fewer replacements we make,
But the headache didn't end there. It just went on and on.
But there's two ways of saying it.
But they don't know that we know what they're doing.
But we were cooler.
But what if he's one of them?
But what is so important about The Golden Mile?
But when all's said and done, you're the best friend I ever had.
But you don't have what I have. Freedom.
But you said... I fucking know what I fucking said!
But you're on their side, though?
But...
By pub five, we were feeling invincible
Cabaret. Cabaret. Because she was in it.
Calm down, Steve, I saw her first. Jesus Christ, not this again.
Can I see your license, sir? Yup.
Can we not talk about my sister in relation to,
Can you get through to Sam?
Can't take away that smell, though.
Careful, the floors a bit pissy.
Change the way we think.
Cheers, mate.
Cheers.
Chuck us a ciggie.
Climb down the drainpipe.
Come again? The guest ales.
Come on, come on, come on!
Come on, man, it'll be fucking mental!
Come on, mate! It's not worth it!
Come on, O Man. Isn't that something you'd like?
Come on, you bellends. We're going to be late.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Gary.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Andy! It can't start without you.
Come on. It wouldn't be the same without the O Man.
Come with me.
Commencing with an inaugural tankard at The First Post,
Course I do. It's like, "Hello, I am a robot."
Crowning Glory. Is it nutty? Is it foamy? Is it happy?
David, my man, have you heard the news? Gary King is back in town.
Did he? They must have had his DNA on file.
Did I? Yeah. "It" is a pronoun.
Did that back in '90.
Did you believe him? Did you believe him?
Did you believe him? Did you believe him?
Did you find out what happened to my brother?
Did you guys think of a name for the robots who aren't robots?
Did you now?
Didn't he spout some bullshit about the Bermuda Triangle
Didn't see that coming.
Didn't we decide to stop calling him Fearless Leader somewhere around 1992?
Didn't you manage to get off with Erika Leekes, Peter?
Different how?
Do what exactly?
Do what? That.
Do you even know what robot means?
Do you honestly think that King Arthur came back from the Battle of Hastings,
Do you know how much trouble I'm already in?
Do you know how much trouble you could get into?
Do you really think I'm going to have sex with you in the ladies' toilet?
Do you remember when you woke up,
Do you remember? We used to come in here
Does anyone know what Gary's doing?
Does anyone know what robot means?
Does it have a surprisingly fruity note that lingers on the tongue?
Does it have a surprisingly fruity note which lingers on the tongue?
Doesn't matter anyway, she always had a massive wide on for Adrian Keane.
Doing everything they could to make us join them.
Don't be daft, Steve, it was written by Jesus.
Don't be so judgmental.
Don't call me O Man, Gary. If you must know it was Sam.
Don't do a Gary, Gary.
Don't I?
Don't make too much mess.
Don't think I can. I think I've got a doctor's appointment.
Don't you dare change the subject!
Don't.
Drink up. Let's Boo Boo.
Drink up. Let's Boo Boo.
Drinking. Ah!
Earth has grown smaller yet greater as connectivity has grown.
Either one of those will do.
Enablers. That's a funny word, isn't it? "Enabler."
Enjoy your night, Peter.
Enough! Enough, humans!
Erika Leekes, Tracy Benson, Becky Salt.
Even Andy? Why wouldn't Andy be coming?
Ever had one of those nights
Every year is the anniversary of a year!
Everybody apart from old Nutbowl and the Shifty twins.
Everybody's been replaced by one of these.
Everybody's in.
Everyone got cut off.
Everyone got para and Pete chucked a whitey, so we had to bench him.
Everyone remembers where they were
Exactly!
Exactly! You fight for what's important.
Exactly.
Exactly. He would have had a mead. The King Arthur of beers.
Exactly. it's not us that's changed, it's the town.
Except this time we're going to finish this thing once and for all.
Excuse me? This taken?
Face it, we are the human race and we don't like being told what to do.
Failure to comply will result in your...
Fantastic. Fantastic aspects.
Far from befitting the sending and receiving of mail
Far from it, O Man. No, they're here to help.
Firstly, Peter was talking about something
Five guys. Twelve pubs. Fifty pints. Sixty pints.
Five of those, please.
Five waters, please.
Five waters, please.
Follow Gary King into almost certain oblivion.
For fuck's sake, Gary, I just punched my wedding ring out of a robot's tummy.
For participation in our galactic community.
For rogues, reverends, royalty and all good folks between.
For six hours. Six hours.
For the last time,
For though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes,
Four if you count D'Artagnan,
From a man we called The Reverend Green.
From there, we create simulants to spread our ideologies
Fuck if.
Fuck that. I need to eat something.
Fuck yes!
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck, fuck.
Fucking robots.
Fucking rocked up at Arthur's Castle... Camelot.
Gary King And The Enablers.
Gary King of the humans.
Gary King? Speak for yourself, mate.
Gary King.
Gary said they'll get us if we try and leave now.
Gary thinks we should keep on with the crawl because they know what we're doing,
Gary, Andy, get the fuck in!
Gary, are you serious? I haven't seen you in 20 years.
Gary, come back! Come back, you stupid bastard!
Gary, Gary! What do you mean "nobody's inside"?
Gary, he will check the number plate against his name!
Gary, let's Boo Boo.
Gary, mate, how can you tell when you're drunk if you're never sober?
Gary, put the pint down, yeah?
Gary, she's a blank!
Gary, wait! Fuck!
Gary, what are you doing?
Gary, what's happening?
Gary, WTF?
Gary, you're not a bad person, but you're not boyfriend material.
Gary, you're out of your mind! We've come too far.
Gary!
Gary!
Gary! Gary!
Gary! Gary!
Gary! Gary!
Gary! No, just one more song.
Gary! You are out of your mind!
Gary?
Gary.
Gary.
Gary. What happened? I don't know,
Gary's plan is still the best we have.
Gay loving.
Gentlemen! The prodigal sons return!
Get in. Get in.
Get out of the '90s, Pete.
Get The Beast and get out of here.
Get up.
Go on then.
Go on then. You've earned it. Huh?
Go straight over!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go! Get out, before it's too late!
God! You creepy bitches, get off!
Good evening, Raymondo. The prodigal sons return. Eh?
Good plan, O Man. Hey!
Good thing, I bumped into his sister in the next pub,
Good. Sort of.
Goodness knows I regret that.
Got me thinking about the old days.
Great.
Guy...
Guys, please.
Guys! Guys! I've got a better idea.
Hands up. Who here is human?
Hang on a sec. What?
Hang on. What happened with Shane Hawkins again?
Hardly the heart of the organic revolution.
Has been better than Smashy Smashy Egg Men.
Haul it. Just go! Steven, tell them!
Have a crack at the old Golden Mile.
Have it, mate.
Have two in the next one. Have them all in the next one, for all I care.
Have you got any drugs? I don't do that anymore, Gary.
Have you got any plans for dinner at all?
Have you got anyone else on the go?
Have you had sex yet? We have two children.
Have you not marveled as information technology has surged forward?
Have you noticed anything creepy about The Twins
Haven't you heard? We're getting the band back together.
He didn't make it this far last time. I'm proud of him.
He hasn't changed, has he?
He looked straight through me like it all meant nothing.
He looks well. Are you looking to buy a car?
He loved it.
He loved me, and I'm not being funny, but I loved him, too.
He said that Newton Haven has been taken over by robots full of blue stuff
He smashed my head in the mirror.
He thought that was funny. It wasn't meant to be.
He used to ask me what I wanted to do with my life,
He was a lonely, old guy and I felt a bit sorry for him.
He was definitely one of the good guys.
He was new, like a baby.
He was your best mate, wasn't he, Steve?
He wasn't the kind of kid we'd usually hang out with, but he was good for a laugh.
He'll knock some off for you. What's it down for?
He's a blank, she's a blank, those two people are definitely blanks.
He's a good guy. He's better than me.
He's doing all right.
He's not crazy! No, maybe he's not.
He's obviously one of them.
He's over there.
He's playing Need For Speed. Over there.
Hello, Peter.
Hello, Sam. Steven? You've grown, haven't you?
Hello, Steven.
Hello, Trevor. Hello, sir.
Hello. Hello, mate.
Help was a lot of people sitting in a circle
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go. Pub number nine.
Here you go, get these down you.
Here you go. Hey.
Hey, didn't he... Yes, he did.
Hey, Earth isn't perfect, all right? And humans aren't perfect.
Hey, how's your sister? She's fine.
Hey, it's our basic human right to be fuck ups.
Hey, man. Listen, Pete.
Hey, Sam. How's life?
Hey, Steve. She's just got here. Come on.
Hey, that's a bit harsh. Oh, no, you've got it all wrong.
Hey, who wouldn't? Am I right? Fuck, yeah.
Hey, why don't we just ask somebody? Who?
Hey! Get your feet off her!
Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you!
Hey! What's going on?
Hey. guys, do you know what time it is?
Hey. What the hell is this? Why are we even here?
Hi, Mr. P.
Hi, Pete. Hi, Sam.
Hi, Sam, could you give us a lift to London, please?
Hmm.
Hmm. It's beer. Hmm.
Hold up! Just stick with me.
Holy shit. This is all connected.
How about another round?
How about December 1997, when you OD'd
How about, "Really, very sad"?
How are we gonna get to it?
How can he be? He remembered me.
How do they do that?
How do we know you're you?
How do you like the property?
How is that a poo?
How is that a problem?
How is that a white lie? She's not dead, is she?
How is, uh... Vanessa?
How many people did you have to replace in Newton Haven?
How much do you know? A little.
How much is a little?
How much more of this do we have to endure?
How was the funeral, Gary?
How weird?
How you doing, man?
How's it looking? Normal. Very normal.
How's Selina? We divorced 10 years ago.
How's your night going?
Huh?
Humans, obey now, or face the consequences.
Humans, this is your final warning.
Humans, you leave us no recourse.
I always have been,
I always wanted to.
I am going to go over there and subtly check if that is The Reverend Green
I am not proud of it. I am a bit.
I am. But don't know for how long.
I called it The Beast because she was pretty hairy.
I can see who's there. It's you.
I can't believe it.
I can't believe it. I can't believe you'd do that!
I can't believe you bought another Granada Mark II.
I can't believe you lied about your mum!
I can't find Steven. Where are the others?
I can't get through.
I can't help feeling sorry for him.
I can't.
I cannot fucking believe this. This is ridiculous.
I certainly had to get tough with you in my day.
I co manage a boutique estate agency in North London.
I could do with an early one actually.
I could have sworn I saw you on my street.
I don't believe this,
I don't fucking believe this.
I don't get it. You just used one.
I don't have to show you anything, all right?
I don't know if that's true, Gary.
I don't know if you're aware of this, Gary, but we are not teenagers anymore.
I don't know why. Seemed important at the time.
I don't know, but it's definitely not modern art.
I don't know, I mean, it's not even about the past, you know.
I don't know. Because it's a black hole. It's boring.
I don't know. He did finally pay me back that £600.
I don't like it.
I don't remember him being that friendly.
I don't remember this at all. Has it been refurbished?
I don't understand.
I don't wanna be sober.
I don't want to know.
I don't want to put any more points on Pete's license.
I don't, but King Arthur does! Oh, this'll be good.
I doubt it's the heart of anything.
I feel a little uncomfortable drinking this much.
I felt a bit sorry for them, to be honest.
I fucking hate this town!
I got help. You know what help was?
I got this, Steve.
I guess it was a big night for everyone.
I guess the new one has, too.
I had a horrible feeling I was going to be the only one here.
I had another date that night and her name was Amber.
I had to replace the brakes, suspension, exhaust, seats, wheels,
I hate you!
I hated that prick.
I haven't had a drink for 16 years, Gary.
I hear that the Peter found his way home to Bishop's Gardens.
I just hope he found it beyond the bottom of a glass.
I knew seeing your faces again would spell trouble.
I know it may seem a bit weird and a little bit scary,
I know that's not a surprise to you.
I know we didn't see eye to eye at school.
I know why you're angry at me, okay?
I know, I changed the log book.
I know, mate.
I know, my mum could be dead. For reals this time.
I know!
I know.
I know.
I know. We are going to get to The World's End if it kills us.
I know. Why do you think I gave him Pete's name?
I like the new you. Huh.
I like what you've done with the place. Bit draughty.
I mean we can still do this!
I mean, history's a sketchbook.
I mean, sitting at that table over there are two blondes and a redhead in the middle.
I mean, sure, Steve's let himself go a bit. What?
I mean, we don't know what they are thinking, really, do we?
I might have kids.
I must say, I'm very disappointed in you, Peter.
I need a cigarette.
I need a piss actually.
I need the toilet.
I never heard from her again. She might have had a baby.
I promised myself I wouldn't die in this town.
I put her in her car.
I put her in her car. I just told her to leave.
I put this on a tape for you, didn't I?
I really liked your mum.
I reckon that's not the last horrible feeling you're gonna have today, mate.
I remember sitting up there,
I remember the Monday mornings.
I said I did something right!
I said we're doing The Golden Mile.
I say we neck these and get the fuck out of here.
I say we shut up about everything!
I should probably go and find Sam.
I still like the Sisters Of Mercy.
I suggest we finish what we started and leave quietly in the morning.
I suggest you get on your way.
I suppose he picked up where the other one left off.
I think Gary having an accident
I think he saw us as rivals. Sweet, really.
I think his business there was done.
I think our luck just changed.
I think they missed a trick only having three.
I think we should do what he says.
I think we should get away from the whole robots thing.
I think we're all done. So...
I think you bit off more than you can chew with Earth, mate.
I think you just wanted to drink it.
I thought it was obvious. Shots.
I thought it was weird' Shane Hawkins.
I thought that was you. Are you okay?
I thought we were home.
I thought you liked Adrian Keane.
I thought you weren't meeting The Twins for another half hour?
I told him I just wanted to have a good time.
I told you I had a thing about Sam
I told you in the disableds. Oh, yes, you did.
I told you not to ask me that!
I told you not to ask that!
I understand.
I want you inside me.
I wanted to say something back at the pub,
I was getting somewhere. We held hands.
I was just thinking about the pub. Oh, well, there's a surprise.
I was just trying to help! You were trying to help yourself, more like!
I will. What about the ones you replaced,
I wonder if he misses me. Misses the boys.
I would have followed you to the end. I fucking have!
I'd have to check with Vanessa.
I'd rather not bring it all up again, if that's okay.
I'd say it was fairly fucked already, mate.
I'd say that's Erika Leekes on the left, Tracy Benson on the right,
I'll get that sorted out, Officer.
I'll give you my name and address, you can run me through the old system.
I'll have a vodka tonic, thanks, Steven. Sure.
I'll punch their fucking lights out.
I'm afraid we've drawn a blank.
I'm back with the wife, which is something.
I'm doing The Golden Mile tonight. You want to tag along?
I'm Gary King. I know I'm me.
I'm Gary King. What?
I'm going to go and have a little chat with The Reverend Green.
I'm going to the toilet. Well, then, so am I.
I'm gonna go and see if there's a bus back to London
I'm happier, though. It's less stress.
I'm hard pressed to recall any processed foods I actually miss.
I'm here to tell you that Gary King is back on the horse.
I'm human. One!
I'm in love with you, Sam.
I'm just going to nip to the loo. Cool.
I'm just trying to decide which of us is the biggest idiot for coming.
I'm just trying to help. It's not your place to help.
I'm lost. Don't be.
I'm lost. Don't be.
I'm not going. It's not what you think. This is for all our benefit.
I'm not gonna give him my name, am I?
I'm not saying they're afraid to get tough.
I'm not sure his wife noticed.
I'm not your bass player anymore.
I'm not. Oh, yeah. I believe this is yours.
I'm parked right round here somewhere.
I'm picking everybody up from High Wycombe station, Friday, 3:00 sharp.
I'm right, aren't I, Andy?
I'm sorry, your call cannot be connected at this time.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure they tried.
I'm way over the limit. When has that ever stopped you?
I'm well. You? Yeah, never better.
I've always wondered, what's that thing over the door called?
I've got a better idea.
I've got a proper job in a proper office.
I've got full bars and I'm not getting through.
I've never been to Bishop's Gardens.
If anyone wants to come with me.
If he doesn't understand me, it means he's one of them and I will simply walk away.
If I'm not me, then how do I know that carved into that beam above your head
If it is a piss.
If only you'd see the light.
If we get out of here alive, I'm going to kill you.
If we suddenly jump in The Beast now and head for the hills,
If you will not join us willingly,
If you'd only...
If you're not on their side, they'll create a version that is.
Imagine that? A French kid.
In some respects, they're a lot like teachers.
In the end, we blew off the last three pubs and headed for the hills.
In the last 23 years,
In which case I'll tell you afterwards.
Inadequate coping strategies in later life, apparently.
Is he one of them or is he one of them?
Is it a door? It doesn't have a lintel.
Is it family law you're in, Andy? Corporate.
Is it? Christ.
Is kinda cool when you're 17, but not when you're facing 40.
Is she still fit, though? I'm not answering that.
Is she, though?
Is that real?
Is there a fucking echo in here? Yes, Sam's here.
Is this seat taken?
Is this what you wanted to tell me? No, this is...
Isn't it?
Isn't that something you'd like?
Isn't that when you slept on the pool table, Andy?
It always was and it always will be.
It begins. What's your new number?
It could be so much simpler, so completely painless.
It does a little bit. You had sex with them.
It doesn't have to be like this.
It doesn't have to be.
It is a highly efficient means of organic renewal.
It is a relative few in light of our long term plan.
It is our duty to challenge you.
It is pointless arguing with you.
It is true, The Network has been experiencing some difficulties.
It is very hard to tell, isn't it?
It isn't easy now, but it is simpler.
It just never seemed like the right moment.
It looks like you, it even has your memories,
It means "slave."
It means "slave" and believe me, they are not slaves.
It never did.
It never got better than that night.
It proves you're stupid.
It was a big lie.
It was good to see you, mate.
It was June the 22nd, 1990, our final day of school.
It was perhaps better suited as a humble taproom
It's a delightful brew. Hoppy, nutty, foamy,
It's a memorial, isn't it?
It's a pretty nice shack, too.
It's a shame, she was a good woman.
It's a small price to pay for not being called fucking O Man.
It's a word that can function by itself as a noun
It's about closure, you know.
It's about togetherness.
It's about working together as one team.
It's all I've got!
It's all right, Andy. No, Peter, it's not all right.
It's all right, Dad. We're fine.
It's all right, I'm not trying to have sex with you.
It's bad enough having to look at your old, ugly mugs.
It's called laser surgery, Gary.
It's difficult to put into words.
It's fucking suicide.
It's funny, but I miss him.
It's Gary. It's Gary.
It's good to see you, too, O Man.
It's just not the same anymore, Gary,
It's just robbing Peter to pay Paul.
It's just... It's just a little bit out of our price range.
It's like déjà vu.
It's like Dutch courage, isn't it?
It's like seeing a lion eating some hummus.
It's me, you numpty. Basil!
It's mine.
It's more like ink. We've got ink on our hands.
It's not about shirts versus skins.
It's not about the fact that he bullied me,
It's not all about that night, Gary.
It's not an invasion, it's a merger.
It's not even 6:00.
It's not even that he forced me to spend entire lessons hiding in a toilet cubicle,
It's not like the replacements were evil, far from it.
It's not the anniversary, Gary.
It's not, but we're calling time.
It's not.
It's only boring because we're not there.
It's Peter Page.
It's pointless arguing with him.
It's pointless arguing with you.
It's pointless arguing with you. Exactly. So come.
It's simple, Pete.
It's The Good Companions next. I always mix those two up.
It's the lights. It's the drink.
It's your supervisor.
Jesus Christ, Gary, I own a car showroom. I am a junior partner.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus, Gary! WTF? Why did you give him my name?
Jesus, I do something right for a change and you fuckers get on my case.
Jesus! Gary?
Jesus.
Jesus. You guys need to relax.
Just a little toast.
Just because they're twins doesn't automatically make them creepy.
Just go.
Just leave us to our own devices, you intergalactic arseholes.
Just one or two at first, then more.
Just think about what you're saying, you know, because you have been drinking.
Just to lay it all out there, I am currently seeing a fitness instructor.
Just trust me.
Just weird.
Just what is it that you want to do?
Just what is it that you want to do?
Just what is it that you want to do?
Keep an eye out for blanks.
Kids. Kids.
Knock, knock.
Know what? That we know.
Know why I pulled you over, sir?
Leave 'em with me, okay? I got this.
Leave a light on, good lady,
Leave me alone! What do you care anyway?
Leave the past where it is.
Let battle commence.
Let him go. He left you, man.
Let me have this.
Let me make it up to you, Peter. Please.
Let the man you have become be the boy you were.
Let's climb down the drainpipe.
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's hit The Mermaid.
Let's just get in and out of this one, yeah?
Like a man baby. Like a "maybe".
Like déjà vu.
Like Peter and Oliver?
Living together, peacefully, cooperatively.
Look at these cunts.
Look at you.
Look, a lot has changed since you have left. I know.
Look, I just thought it was best to keep her out of harm's way.
Look, we just need a fucking word so we can identify who's who.
Look. If you're worried about me, don't be. All right?
Mad Basil? He of the Bermuda Rhombus and the Aqua Nazis?
Make a road trip of it, I'll drive.
Maybe he had an accident. Oh, sorry, Andy.
Maybe he's one of the others. Like The Reverend.
Maybe if I hadn't left you behind that night, things would all be different.
Maybe it's a windoor. You can have that.
Maybe Mr. Shepherd.
Maybe one of them put too many paper towels down the toilet.
Maybe she chose not to. He's a pretty good dad by all accounts.
Maybe the first two.
Maybe they have selective memories.
Maybe we would've been a bad influence on the rest of the galaxy.
Maybe we're not the local legends you think we are.
Me, Gary, Steven and Sam, we were standing right by the switch.
Me, too, mate. Me, too.
Me!
Me? They call me The King.
Me. No. I would have remembered.
Might be a little... Poo.
Might get a bit messy.
Might I recommend five pints of Crowning Glory?
Motherfucker!
Mr. Knightley. Felicity.
Mr. Shepherd remembered stuff, so did Oliver.
Mr. Shepherd! Is it Mr. Shepherd?
Mulched?
Mum died.
Must be the network.
Must the galaxy be subjected to an entire planet of people like you?
My brake light is broken. So don't use the brakes!
My wife wanted us to go organic, problem is, I kinda like eating shit.
Nah, we're done here.
Nah.
Nature calls.
Newton Haven was our hometown. Our playground, our universe.
Newton Haven.
Nine pints in and it was us against the world.
No more making new friends.
No shit. Huh!
No wear and tear, no scars.
No, actually, I don't have to check with my missus.
No, because they didn't have running water in Arthurian times.
No, but I know a man who does.
No, don't go out there.
No, Gary, you are not gonna wriggle out of it this time.
No, Gary.
No, he hasn't No, he hasn't.
No, he said it was two isosceles triangles forming a rhombus.
No, he wasn't my best mate, Gary.
No, I borrowed it from Peter to pay you. I still owe Paul.
No, I don't.
No, I mean I'm back on the bike.
No, I mean we're getting the boys back together.
No, it's the fact that just then, he didn't recognize me.
No, me and The Reverend had a highly sophisticated code
No, no, no, no, no. Gary!
No, no.
No, of course not.
No, Peter, of course I'm not a robot.
No, they won't. You know he'll outlive us all.
No, we can't. You sold my guitar to buy drugs.
No, we're going to The Beehive.
No, we're the Four Musketeers.
No, whatever the fuck's happening, we can't stay in the gents forever.
No! It's just one more.
No.
No.
No.
No. I mean I might have kids.
No. It says "King Gay".
No. Sorry. Can we have four of those and a tap water, please?
No. What happened to you?
No. Why are you here?
No. Your wife? Vanessa.
Nobody really knew how many we lost,
Nobots? How about Fauxbots?
Not long after you lot left, people started to change.
Not necessarily.
Not particularly. No. Look. Peter.
Not so crazy now, is it?
Not that night.
Not the entire town.
Not them again.
Nothing happened at first.
Nothing happened to me. I'm the same old Gary.
Nothing happened.
Nothing suggested in the last three minutes
Nothing wrong with doing your business in the toilet.
Nothing.
Nothing. What the hell's going on?
Now then. Whose round is it?
Now, do you recall the events of the evening of June the 22nd, 1990?
Now, let's have a little chat about your future, shall we, hmm?
Now, please...
Now, you can either come with us willingly
Now, you might think Gary's a bit of a cock,
Number 10.
Number 10.
O Man, Stevie Baby, the Petertron.
O Man!
Of course I fucking care. There's a reason I'm angry at you!
Of course I'm me!
Of course, we welcome those who volunteer themselves.
Oh, and, Peter.
Oh, come on, man, don't you miss it?
Oh, crumbs, you're heavy. Sorry.
Oh, crumbs.
Oh, crumbs.
Oh, don't worry, he's probably just trying to fuck Oliver's sister.
Oh, for fuck...
Oh, fuck off, you big lamp.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck. Andy, what's happening?
Oh, God, why? Have you got to check with your missus?
Oh, is that a thing now, is it? It's always been a thing.
Oh, look, there's my car!
Oh, look. Is anyone hungry?
Oh, my God, are these guys robots?
Oh, my God, that man is full of shit.
Oh, my God! I'm so cute!
Oh, no, it's okay, I did it all in the services.
Oh, no, no, no. Shit.
Oh, no, that's two, isn't it?
Oh, no.
Oh, not even halfway. Plenty more fun to be had.
Oh, oh!
Oh, shit, we're trapped. Where's The Beast?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Look who it is.
Oh, thanks, man.
Oh, urn, I thought you should know. What?
Oh, very good, Gary.
Oh, wait, it's the other one.
Oh, we're still on the crawl.
Oh, yeah? How'd you manage that, then?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Come on.
Oh, yeah. I remember this one.
Oh, yes.
Oh, you are in trouble now. It's only the fucking Three Musketeers.
Oh, you better believe it, big balls.
Oh!
Oh! Fuck! Piss!
Oh! Of course I can.
Oh.
Oh. Anyway, five sounds much better.
Oi, up here!
Okay, all right. We're here, so The Beast is in the next street.
Okay, Andy.
Okay, just go.
Okay, there it is.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Listen.
Old habits die hard.
Oliver went back to being an estate agent.
Oliver with none of the shit that had happened to the real Oliver.
Oliver. I'll see you later. You're going?
Ollie was funny, he fancied himself as a bit of a player, but really, he was all mouth.
Ollie? Property.
On a night out, having a good time.
Once they get your DNA, they've got you.
One for the people who aren't robots and one for the robots who aren't robots.
Onto a broken bottle that nearly went up your ass.
Onto those dark country roads where they can deal with us.
Ooh, twice. Get you, fuck machine.
Or as we liked to call it, The Smokehouse, which is when it all went fuck up.
Or I'm gonna knock you the fuck out and carry you there myself.
Or lager end.
Or maybe he's a blank trying to lure us to the edge of town,
Or that he punched me so hard he dislodged my eyeball.
Other than that, she's the same old motor.
Otherwise people are going to ask what the hell's going on.
Otherwise we're going to find out for ourselves.
Our objective is simple, to ready the population
Ow!
Paneling, carburetor, manifold, the whole engine, really, mirrors, headlamps.
Part of that nationwide initiative to rob
Particularly that night, you know, because we were so happy.
Pedophile. I'm kidding. I'd love to meet her sometime.
People got a lot friendlier. That's how they do it,
People still need a roof over their heads,
Pete was the baby of the group.
Pete, you got that 50cc Suzuki in 1988,
Pete! Leave it! Why are you doing this, Peter?
Pete?
Pete.
Pete. Hi, mate.
Pete's got the same haircut and Oliver has still got his mark of the devil.
Peter?
Peter.
Peter.
Peter...
Peter...
Pint six put O Man out of commission, so we carried on without him.
Please don't call me O Man. Sure.
Please don't. Don't what?
Please leave, Gary.
Please, stand by.
Please, stand by.
Please, stand by.
Please, stand by.
Please! I have so much to live for!
Pop its head off! Pop its head off like an aspirin bottle.
Pretending to have a great time.
Pretty cool, eh, gang?
Pretty much. I mean, she's had a bit of work done.
Puck's sake, Gary, take a hint.
Punched the shit out of the wall.
Rather fitting, wouldn't you say, Gary? What? Sorry. What?
Rather fitting. How's that?
Really?
Really? He borrowed £200 off me. And me.
Redundant vessels are recycled, mulched and converted into fertilizer,
Remaking, remodeling, refurbishing.
Remember the shooting star? That was them.
Replaced in the name of progress.
Right. Well, I did once, but I was wasted,
S H O T S. Shots.
Said I'm not present enough. I'm trying to win her back.
Sam tagged along for a while, but then I had to let her go.
Sam, he's not good enough for you.
Sam, I'm disappointed in you.
Sam, this is no way for a family to behave.
Sam, we have to get out of here! We have to get out of here!
Sam, who was the boy that you liked in sixth form? Adrian?
Sam!
Sam? Yes.
Sam.
Sam. Would you like a drink?
Sam. Would you like a drink?
Sam's here? Sam's here?
Same as before.
Same one I've had for 10 years.
Saw the boys the other day. Mmm hmm.
Secondly, 12 pints is more than enough, and thirdly, I don't fucking drink!
See anyone we know?
See, it's not about conflict,
See? Come on, Sam.
Seeing the orange glow of a new dawn break
Selective memory, remember?
Shall we?
She just always really liked you, you know.
She left me, Gary.
She of the Marmalade Sandwich fame? Marmalade Sandwich...
She says she hasn't spoken to you for eight months.
She talk about me? No.
She took the kids to her mum's three weeks ago,
She was two weeks late when her parents emigrated to Normandy.
She's 26 years old,
She's a beauty. Yeah, but she's no Beast.
She's doing very well, apparently.
She's down from Manchester. We're driving to Mum's tomorrow.
Shh. Keep your voice down.
Shit, it's those fucking kids.
Shit.
Shit.
Shots!
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up about robots!
Since we got married.
Since when have you had to check with your wife?
Sir? Yes, Steven.
Small, charming pubs of any discernible character.
So close.
So close.
So tell me more. About what?
So the blanks really are just blank?
So we repaired to the bowls club
So what's that? Three? You had to replace an entire town?
So you're saying we should go? Yeah. it's shit here, innit?
So, do you wanna?
So, Friday, we'll all go down together.
So, Gary, how can I help you?
So, has it got messy yet? What?
So, I'll ask you again,
So, Mr. Page, what brings you to Newton Haven?
So, the plan is, we're going to go back to Newton Haven,
So, they're not here to harm us?
So, what do you say we all go somewhere and talk about this properly?
So, what happens to the people who get replaced?
So? Meaning the rest of the time you're wrong.
So? Show us your bum.
Some cunt scrubbed out the "R"!
Some guy from work, my cousin Paul, Gary's mum.
Some say he went back to Newton Haven. I don't know why.
Somebody else was saying that.
Something always got in the way.
Something you've always wanted?
Sorry about the mess. I've been meaning 10 clear that up.
Sorry!
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. No, no, no. It's fine.
Soup Dragons! I remember this one.
Starbucking, man. It's happening everywhere.
Steady on, you fucking alky.
Stern, yes. A little frightening.
Steroids.
Steve was a pretty cool guy. We jammed together, chased the girls.
Steve, I got this. Got what?
Steven and Sam got together in the end.
Steven, in 1987 we were playing cricket and I accidentally pushed you
Steven, there's nothing between me and Gary King.
Steven?
Steven?
Steven?
Steven?
Steven. Thank God.
Steven's right. We should go.
Stevie baby!
Still got it. Enough's enough.
Still work for your old man, Pete? Yeah. I'm a partner now.
Stop this!
Suppose I get done by the police?
Take a moment to look upon it in its original colors, boys, for tonight we paint it red.
Talk about the Big Smoke.
Talking about how fucking awful things had got.
Tell me right now.
Tell us then. Well, they're not robots.
Tell your face.
Ten people have entered this toilet in the last five minutes
Thank you for reminding me.
Thank you, Gary. That was very enlightening.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. What about you?
Thanks a bunch.
Thanks a bunch. Had to go and spoil it, didn't you?
Thanks.
Thanks.
That could have been drawn on. Aren't all tattoos drawn on?
That doesn't make any sense. I know it doesn't make any sense.
That feeling like we could take on the whole universe.
That he made me miss more school days than chicken pox.
That I had one last chance with you.
That is irrelevant. Is it?
That is not my idea of a good time.
That is very spooky.
That makes me proud. And me!
That morning gave a whole new meaning to the word "hangover".
That probably sounds weird, doesn't it?
That proves I'm human!
That she might prefer me to you.
That starts out like any other, but ends up being the best night of your life?
That was a great night.
That was a white lie!
That was me.
That was supposed to be the beginning of my life.
That was the night they arrived.
That was three. There's nine more. Oh, good.
That wasn't properly?
That why you're in a suit, is it?
That works for Sisters of Mercy tattoos as well.
That, my friend, takes confidence, yeah? I'm talking balls.
That's a good name for a band, Gary. You should write that down.
That's a good name for a band, Steve. Write that down.
That's a good thing. If everybody's outside, that means nobody's inside.
That's a joke, right?
That's a lintel.
That's all he ever wanted, really.
That's bloody typical, isn't it? Um...
That's easy.
That's Gary King.
That's going to look suspicious.
That's how they were able to replicate him.
That's not the point. You let me down, man.
That's not true. It is true, Gary!
That's not very PC, Gary.
That's right, because you did the school play.
That's right. Basil!
That's settled then, yeah?
That's settles it then.
That's the Marmalade Sandwich all growed up.
That's the spirit, Pete! Spirits! We should do chasers.
That's when you get replaced.
That's why he had his birthmark.
That's why no one recognized us, Basil, Dave, Raymondo.
That's! be funny if it wasn't true.
The 1990 model Oliver was out of commission by this point in the evening.
The aim? To conquer The Golden Mile.
The backdoor, back door. Let's go.
The Beast is dead, mate.
The beauty of our system is that we all win.
The big cancer.
The car's still registered to you, it has been since 1989.
The chance to be young again and yet retain selected memories.
The empties? Don't ask me what happens to them.
The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions,
The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant,
The hangovers so fierce it feels like your head is full of ants.
The honor of drawing first blood.
The King's Head, The Hole in the Wall...
The laser surgery!
The last thing we need to do is get pulled over by the police.
The laughs, the camaraderie, the fights,
The Marmalade Sandwich. Becky Salt. Fucking hell.
The Marmalade Sandwich. The Marmalade Sandwich.
The more successful we consider our operation.
The Network was right about one thing.
The next pub does shit! Keep up!
The old brake lights! So called because they're always breaking.
The Old Familiar. Now this is a pub.
The once and future King.
The one guy I could rely on to back me up.
The Reverend Green. Come on. Wait.
The Smokehouse!
The town has been taken over by robots full of blue stuff.
The town's been invaded by robots who aren't robots
The Trusty Servant, The Two Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive,
The Two Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head
The very same.
The way I see it, we've told everybody we were doing The Golden Mile.
The whole "free spirit quick one in the disabled toilets" thing
The whole town's out looking for us.
The World's End.
Then I'm gonna go back to the B&B. You coming?
Then onto The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands,
Then stop following me!
Then they're not gonna know.
Then you had better be ready to take responsibility...
Then you have made your choice, Gary King of the humans.
Then you'll already know that it's a rare treat
There are no drug dealers anymore, Gary.
There are no losers.
There comes a time when you have to go forwards and not backwards.
There is no room for imperfection.
There was drinking, there was fun, there was controversy,
There was nothing we were gonna miss about school.
There was Oliver Chamberlain, Peter Page, Steven Prince, Andy Knightley and me.
There was The First Post, The Old Familiar,
There were casualties, of course. I knew a few of them.
There were ladies, there were shots, there was drama,
There!
There's a vast community of worlds up there,
There's nothing "ooh ducky" about being teetotal,
There's nothing between... And while I'm being honest,
There's only one Gary King.
There's only one Gary King. How do I know you guys are you?
There's someone in here.
There's something I need to tell you right now,
They called me The King. Because my name's Gary King.
They can bring you back exactly the same or even make you young again.
They didn't know Adrian was dead. They knew enough to tempt us.
They don't want to get rid of us, not if they can help it.
They fucked off.
They just want to make us more like them.
They knew these three would fall for a bunch of girls in school uniform.
They know how to get to us, man. They know everything.
They look good.
They make a copy from your DNA.
They replaced people of influence, taking over the institutions,
They seemed lost at first, children cut off from their parents,
They shacked up just outside London.
They were getting ready, burrowing in underground, preparing.
They will have everything in hand.
They woke up.
They'll be putting that on Gary's tombstone.
They're blending in.
They're gonna know that we know,
They're here to help.
They've seen something in us, a potential.
Things got mental in The Beehive,
Think about it, go back to the old town, sink a few pints...
This can't be happening. Can it?
This can't be happening. Can it?
This civilization was founded on fuck ups. And you know what?
This ensures maximum coverage.
This entire row here, they'll all have dormer windows above the front elevation.
This explains why everything's gone fuck up.
This is a bit grown up, isn't it? Yup.
This is a bit mad, isn't it?
This is a long piss.
This is a mistake, isn't it?
This is Newton Haven.
This is Newton Haven.
This is Newton Haven.
This is not about sides, Steven.
This is our chance to finally finish what we started.
This is our chance to take stock.
This is our doing and it is just the beginning.
This is perfect. We can hide out in here. I'll get the drinks in.
This is The Beast? Yeah.
This is the car you sold me in 1989. Best 300 quid I ever spent.
This is the tape? Yeah, yeah! Look, look.
This is what the kids want.
This is...
This just can't be good.
This looks exactly like the car I sold you in 1989.
This method requires a small sacrifice.
This way!
Three drunk men!
Three Musketeers, isn't it?
Through peaceful indoctrination.
To get help. No, don't do that!
To give them super strength.
To have a good time.
To kids. Wherever they may be.
To London? To The Trusty Servant.
To Oliver, Pete.
To straighten us out. To prepare us for the big league.
Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast
Trevor.
Tried to start afresh.
Trust, love, respect, desire.
Twelve pints is insane. I know!
Twelve pints. Yeah.
Twelve pubs along a legendary path of alcoholic Indulgence.
Twist the melon, man!
Two blondes and a redhead in the middle.
Uh, Mr. Shepherd? Please, call me Guy.
Uh... No. I'm afraid the end is nigh.
Unbelievable.
Unless you do want to have sex,
Until 1840... Fucking hell.
Until an enterprising business fellow decided that
Very competitive.
Very nice. Thank you.
Wait a minute.
Wait, how do we know you put her in the car?
Wait, wait, wait! Where are you going?
Wait, what? Number eight.
Wait, who are you calling? Vanessa.
Wait!
Wait. How do I know it's really you?
Wait. What about the others?
Wait. You're really suggesting... We finish The Golden Mile.
Was the music too loud?
Wasn't me.
Wasn't that... Shane Hawkins.
We all had to go organic in a big way, but if I'm honest,
We appropriate a small percentage of the population
We are fucking leaving and we are never coming back.
We are gonna do The Golden Mile
We are here to enable your full potential,
We are here to get annihilated.
We are not going to The King's Head. We're done.
We are The Network and we are here for your betterment.
We are trying... Nobody's listening!
We called him O Man
We can be a bit uncivilized.
We can get some food in the next pub.
We can get the band back together as well if you want.
We can go back, see the guys, chew the fat, it'll be just like it always was,
We can make it.
We can offer attractive incentives for those who willingly combine.
We can't start without you.
We decided our problems didn't seem as bad in the grand scheme of things,
We decided to walk it off, all the way back to London,
We did this in June. It's October.
We didn't make it before, but this time, we're gonna see it through to the bitter end.
We do not believe you speak for all humanity.
We don't know what they remember.
We don't need your help.
We don't see you for years and you just pitch up and bring us here.
We don't want to hurt you.
We forgive you. Let's go. Which way?
We got separated and I never saw him again.
We gotta get to The King's Head. Exactly.
We gotta go. Gary's right.
We had ourselves a little idea.
We haven't changed that much.
We haven't much time!
We hit pub one and we hit it hard.
We made it!
We need different terms.
We need the keys.
We owned this town.
We paved the way for you lot. Blazed a trail.
We said you'd been asleep for a year and that it was 1991
We should get in The Beast and head back to London!
We should get inside, eh?
We should get them over. No.
We took my car into town.
We wait for an opening, and then we leg it to The Beast.
We want to be free to do what we want to do!
We want to be free to do what we want to do!
We want to be free!
We want to be free! Yeah.
We want to get loaded. Yeah.
We went into the disableds and I bumped into her again.
We were off. We didn't waste any time.
We will be forced to use other means of persuasion.
We will, in truth, be blind drunk.
We won't!
We, sir, are doing The Golden Mile and you have
We? Yeah, the whole gang.
We'll always have the disableds, though, won't we?
We'll be like The Six Musketeers.
We'll have five of those, please.
We'll have to go through. Through where?
We'll tell you on the way.
We're all at The Old Familiar. Come by if you want.
We're all right, Pete. Come on, we're The Five Musketeers.
We're going to do what we should have done in the first place.
We're going to have a good time.
We're going to have a party.
We're gonna make it.
We're just five friends
We're just five friends on a night out, having a good time.
We're just your fucking enablers.
We're leaving first thing. We can get you out of here.
We're leaving. Really? What happened?
We're not here as your friends.
We're still in the dark, Gary.
We're way past leaving now. Come on.
We've been through some crazy shit tonight
We've been together the whole time.
We've got to have one in every pub otherwise the whole thing's fucked.
We've gotta get beyond it before it's too late.
We've gotta get out of town,
Welcome home, boys.
Well done.
Well, good job, or you'd never go swimming.
Well, I for one, think it's nice to see the old faces again.
Well, I think it's pretty clear, guys, what Mr. Shepherd is trying to say is that...
Well, I thought that after the accident... Notan issue. He's in.
Well, I'm afraid it's all for one and one for all.
Well, it's a bit "ooh ducky", innit?
Well, it's weird, isn't it?
Well, nobody knows how many there were, really, do they, Pete?
Well, the disableds is out of order.
Well, the word robot actually comes from an old Czech word...
Well, then let's get this antique on the roadshow.
Well, they're both thems, aren't they?
Well, we just had a barney with two blanks in the beer garden.
Well, we're all from here. We're just back to see the sights.
Well, what should we do?
Well, who the fuck are you, Gary? I'm Gary King.
Well, you make sure you get that brake light fixed
Were you outside my house this morning?
What about the other places? The penetration points.
What are you doing here, Gary?
What are you doing, Gary?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? I'm showing you the door.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
What are you getting at, Gary?
What are you saying?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about? You gave me the sign.
What are you, five pubs in? Four.
What did he say, Sam? What did he say, Sam?
What did he say? He's saying we're a bunch of fuck ups.
What did I miss?
What did you say?
What do we do? Let's finish our drinks.
What do you mean "sort of"?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you recommend? There's one. Crowning Glory.
What does that prove? Because of what Basil said.
What I'd really like is for you to take your DMs off the sofa.
What is bike slang for? Bicycle.
What is bike? What do you mean?
What is he doing here?
What is it they say? "To err is..."
What is this all about, Gary?
What is? It.
What sign? You went to the toilet.
What the fuck are you doing?
What the fuck does "WTF" mean?
What the fuck?
What the fuck? Oh, yeah.
What the hell is that?
What the hell's going on?
What the...
What time are you meeting The Twins? Twins?
What we always did.
What we wanna know is are you?
What will it be, one of our guest ales perchance?
What, and she's coming here?
What, don't get help? We don't know how far this goes.
What, even Andy?
What, that it was written by Alexandre Dumas?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Just do it!
What? Show us your arm.
What? The World's End.
What? What?
What's he doing?
What's he up to?
What's King Arthur got to do with it?
What's that supposed to mean?
When discussing the purchase of herbal narcotics.
When the lights went out on Planet Earth.
When The Network went down, it triggered some kind of pulse,
When you're ready, mate.
When? Couple of weeks ago.
Where a weary traveler might get Matted. Come on.
Where are the others? They're blending in.
Where are you all going?
Where did you find it? It was in the tape player.
Where do you think all those points came from?
Where's Pete?
Where's Sam?
Where's The Beast?
Whereupon they are returned to the earth to promote verdancy and growth.
Wherever he is, I hope he's happy.
Which clearly made him feel very uncomfortable.
Which is fine, unless you say no.
Which refers to something else in the discourse.
Which was creepy because it was like there was four of them.
Which way now?
Who are you to criticize anyone?
Who cares what it is?
Who is this guy?
Who put you in charge, huh?
Who the hell do you think you are?
Who was that, O Man?
Who's he?
Who's on the guest list tonight?
Who's the helmet without an helmet?
Who's Vanessa? My wife.
Who's Vanessa? My wife.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. Hold up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're back on the horse?
Whoo hoo!
Whoo hoo!
Why are we in the disabled toilets then?
Why are you calling your wife? Because she's my wife.
Why didn't you say anything? About what?
Why do you think I drink with this crazy straw?
Why do you think none of us live in Newton Haven anymore?
Why don't you ask them?
Why don't you just get in your rocket and fuck off back to Legoland, you cunts!
Why don't you kids join me? You look like you could do with a drink.
Why should getting older affect something as important as friendship?
Why, what happens to the empties?
Why? For some unfinished business.
Will you find out what happened to my brother?
Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome.
Wiped out all our technology
Wonder what they're doing now.
Worth fighting for.
Would actually be the best outcome for all of us, including Gary.
Would anyone like to add anything or maybe challenge Gary?
Wow, that's the first time I've ever heard you admit being wrong.
Written by Alexandre Dumas?
Wrong! it's high time we got onto The Cock!
WTF, Gary. WTF.
Yeah, 'cause we are more belligerent, more stubborn
Yeah, "for a change".
Yeah, 3 for 4.
Yeah, but it's the anniversary of the year, isn't it?
Yeah, but Mum died.
Yeah, five guys on a night out, having a great time.
Yeah, happy now?
Yeah, he is. Okay. See you soon.
Yeah, I do, as it happens. She's a fitness instructor. Twenty six.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I have.
Yeah, I know, just wondered how she was.
Yeah, I mean, is he one of them or is he one of them?
Yeah, I remember the names of our childhood friends, Gary.
Yeah, I think the pronouns are really confusing.
Yeah, I'm gonna go and find Sam with Oliver.
Yeah, I've been here for ages. What are you talking about?
Yeah, isn't that something you've always wanted?
Yeah, it's shit here, innit?
Yeah, like what's his name? Me.
Yeah, of course, of course, and I'll look after Stevie for you, eh?
Yeah, our families could be in danger for all we know.
Yeah, sideways. You look fantastic.
Yeah, started my own firm in '98. Got bought out in '05.
Yeah, that's why we're going back on a Friday.
Yeah, there's more than one Gary King.
Yeah, this is it.
Yeah, we are revolting!
Yeah, we could end up dead in a field. I hate fields.
Yeah, we did it! We won, we won!
Yeah, well, you can't go, 'cause the buses are finished.
Yeah, what happened to the empties?
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Up yours! Up yours! Up yours!
Yeah, you are. You said 3:00. It's almost 4:00.
Yeah, you do. With Dr. Ink!
Yeah, you've got your houses and your cars and your wives and your job security.
Yeah!
Yeah! Stop fucking Starbucking us, man! Yeah!
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. How's she? She's good.
Yeah. I believe it was.
Yeah. I do! Yes, Gary.
Yeah. It's amazing. Amazing location.
Yeah. To modern art.
Yeah. We're going to go back to Newton Haven.
Yeah. What do you want?
Yeah. What's that one?
Yeah. Yeah, we'll always have the disableds.
Yeah. You just couldn't stand the fact
Yes, Andy. What the fuck?
Yes, Gary, that appears to be the case.
Yes, I did. Something of a personal triumph, if I say so myself.
Yes, I did. Well, I got lost on the ring road. But, yes.
Yes, it does. Doesn't it?
Yes, it fucking is!
Yes.
Yes. I don't even know what a pronoun is.
Yes. Let's try this again, shall we?
Yes. My thoughts precisely.
Yes. This is more like it.
You act out the same cycles of self destruction again and again.
You all right, mate?
You are but two men. Two drunk men.
You are children and you require guidance.
You are revolting against the wisdom of countless solar systems.
You better come out with some hard evidence that you're human,
You came back for us!
You can have one.
You can see the guys, see how they're doing. Tell them how you're doing.
You can't go. This is special. This is our anniversary.
You choose. All right. All right.
You come back and everything's the same, but sort of different.
You could almost say an antique.
You did what?
You did.
You do know that The Three Musketeers is a fiction, right?
You don't even know what you're talking about.
You don't need to do this, Gary.
You don't need us to help you get fucked up,
You don't want to do that.
You fell off stage at the fifth year ball fucking around and dislocated your elbow.
You fuck.
You fucking bastard! I hate you!
You get lost on the ring road again?
You guys look like you're having a good night, though.
You had a proper office. That was the gents' toilets.
You have a friend hereto see you.
You have a very selective memory, Gary. Thanks.
You have my card.
You heard him, Andy. Get the fuck in.
You just said we don't know how far this goes.
You just said you're not here to conquer. Can I just ask,
You just sent away the only one of us sober enough to drive?
You know better than to believe Gary King,
You know what I mean. One night. Five guys. Twelve pubs.
You know what I think? I think you're jealous.
You know what? It's in my wallet.
You know what... You know what's really annoying?
You know who I just spoke to? Your mum!
You know your problem, Gary? You're never wrong.
You know, 'cause 10 pubs isn't bad,
You know, Dr. Ink? Yeah. "Drink." I get it.
You know, from Mr. Shepherd's classroom, it said on the wall,
You know, I thought that was to numb the sense of impending doom.
You know, when the English soldiers used to drink Dutch gin before battle
You make it sound like we're fucking ancient.
You mean a few hundred thousand turned to fucking compost?
You might all not be you. How did you know O Man wasn't O Man?
You might think this is because I've had seven pints, but it's not.
You misunderstand. Shut up!
You must be thirsty then.
You need help, Gary.
You need to explain this right now!
You never know, you might make it to the end this time.
You only liked her after you found out I liked her!
You really have a selective memory, don't you?
You remember Karen Eggerton, who I fucked?
You remember the Friday nights.
You remember, "Let's Boo Boo."
You said it, mate.
You said it, poof.
You said it. What the hell are we doing here?
You said you wanted to catch up and chew the fat.
You see, my young friends and I are on an adventure.
You seriously have a problem with me not drinking, after what happened?
You should grow up, mate. Join society.
You think it's so perfect?
You think you're so cool, don't you?
You want evidence?
You want to try that again?
You were Gary King. Gary fucking King.
You what?
You will be left to your own devices.
You won't get done by the police.
You, sir, have the honor of drawing first blood.
You?
You're all slaves and I'm free to do what I want any old time.
You're barred.
You're doing really good, Oliver.
You're enjoying this, aren't you?
You're going to buy drugs?
You're late. No, I'm not.
You're not gonna.
You're obviously a connoisseur.
You're putting our lives in the hands of a crazy old man?
You're supposed to say, "Who's there?"
You've done a perfectly good job so far on your own.
You've got a scar where they put the metal plate in.
You've got everything you want.
You've got it.
You've got your perfect job and your perfect house and your perfect wife.
You've had enough! This is The World's End, man!
You've said too much, Trevor. Yeah, put a cork in it, Trevor.
Your friends trying to help.
Your left brake light is faulty. Oh!
Your mum's funeral?
Your reliance on profanity is a measure of your immaturity as a man and a species,
1.2 million. Fuck off!
48 Bishop's Gardens, London, N2 T12.
1990.
That was me. Why?
We had New Year's in here, didn't we? '89 into '90.
We have to leave now! Agreed.
What is that? Modern art.
Where are you getting all this from? Basil.
Yeah. Show us your arm.
...robotnik... ...meaning slave.
...this building was the site of Newton Haven's first post office.
...walked up to the bar and went,
'Cause drug dealing is not good enough for you?
'Cause you'd have five, then two could've died and they'd still have three left.
"Boo Boo". What is that?
"Exit, pursued by a bear," you know, from that Shakespeare play?
"Hello. Could I have a tap water?"
"King Gay".
"King Gay". That means fuck all anyway.
"Number eight"?
"Out of order." It's a private joke.
"Really, really sad."
"To err is human," so, uh...
"To err is human."
£600, wasn't it?
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