The Double Edit

A bright young man who I'm sure will be an asset.

A lot.

A person.

A while.

According to the system, you've never existed.

Actually, I'm working on something at the moment, sir.

Ah, good, thank you. No, not now.

All bloody morning, you know.

All right, so I will leave you to finish up and get out of your hair.

All the boys in my school are so childish, so immature.

ALL: Just people.

Also...

And a beer. Anything else?

And collection and computers and stuff,

And demeaning whatever the fuck it is you do here,

And he did.

And he got fixated? Or did he get fixated and then move in?

And he told me that you sometimes watch my apartment from a telescope in your room,

And I couldn't see the type of man that I wanna be

And I do think being forthright certainly has its place.

And I don't want Hannah coming up and making another scene.

And I know that I'm doing it, but I'm incapable of doing what needs to be done.

And I said, "do you think just staring at me

And I thought, "that's strange." But, you know, whatever.

And I want you to stop messing around with Melanie.

And I want you to tell Papadopoulos that I've been

And I'd always see him, no matter where I went...

And I'm not, like, criticizing your behavior or anything.

And identify the next figure in the sequence.

And it kills me.

And it was very early, so she won't feel too much pain.

And it's a good thing I fixed my printer. Just used a little elbow grease,

And landed somewhere about there.

And like they say...

And purse snatchings. Anything else is gay.

And says, "I think I'm falling for you."

And so I looked at him square in the eyes and I said, "what do you want from me?"

And the Colonel knows that you demand

And the guy, he thinks for a second.

And the husband says, "that was great, that was really great.

And you hate music.

And, uh, Rudolph, no rush on the coffee.

And...

And... pay attention, Rudolph, you'll like this.

Any friend of James's is a friend of mine.

Anything else?

Anyway what's your story?

Apparently he's written this incredible report on how to increase efficiency.

Are there, Simon?

Aren't you like a million years old?

As if to say, "who, me?" Like he hadn't been stalking me.

As special people.

At your discretion. She's a good girl,

Because I made the introduction is all. Thank you, good.

Because I'm talking to you. Yeah.

Because if I were to find out how depressing

Because the Colonel knows people.

Because the Colonel knows there's no such thing

Because you don't exist. I can't put someone who doesn't exist in the system.

Bit of a non person.

But did you notice anything strange about him?

But I don't have my I.D. Or my supplementary I.D.

But I think he knows a lot about my work, so maybe I'll just...

But I wanted to ask 'cause I made the introduction.

But my printer is actually broken again.

But now is a time for family. Just don't engage.

But that's okay, you can just give me your key.

But the Colonel knows people are different.

But then I found out that he lived above me and I thought, "that's really odd."

But to abuse a young woman's trust like that?

But you need to realize that data entry

Bye.

Can I... could you...

Can you please not lean on my work station?

Cere bral... Cerebral occurrence.

Cold Turkey for a few days. All right?

COLONEL: There aren't too many like you.

Come and get 'em.

Come up. I want you.

Copy.

Corrupted? What does that mean, "corrupted"?

Did he?

Did you know that people in here are carrying weapons?

Did you see a man who looks exactly like me

Did you want me to photocopy that?

Do not test my strength.

Do that? 'Cause then I'd feel responsible

Do you see this sort of thing often?

Do you think you know who I am?

Do you think you'll go? I don't know if I'll go.

Do you think you're being encouraging? Is that why you keep saying things?

Do you wanna know what I think?

Doing all your work for you since you got here.

Don't go anywhere.

Don't make a jest of this, sir.

Don't think I would feel comfortable talking to someone like that.

Drugs can be healthy for a person. Just leave it out of the office.

Each person out there, apart yet connected.

Enough is enough." Because it was actually getting frightening.

Er, actually, I have some rather exciting ideas

Er, don't take this the wrong way, but I think it's unlikely you'll be able

Er, no, that one. And it's worth checking

Er, this and that.

Especially right now, with the big push and all. (CLAPS)

Even the cockroaches didn't survive.

Every day. That's what we do... suicides.

Everyone, please welcome James Simon.

Excellent job. That's the type of initiative we need.

Exceptions are drive by shootings, bomb throwings

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Fantastiche. How many pills do you think she swallowed?

Feel like Pinocchio.

Fine.

Following a major ce ree bral

For you to see me every day. I.D.

For you, right away.

Friday. Yeah, oh, by the way,

Frumpy looking guy named Simon?

Get off your knees.

Get up.

Get up.

Good stuff. Well, these things happen.

Great work, James!

Guess who.

GYPSY: You're still not right.

Hannah, this is James.

HANNAH: This is obviously making you uncomfortable.

Hannah?

Harris, could you please tell her who I am?

Harris, have you spoken to the new employee?

HARRIS: Yeah yeah, you look just like him.

Harris.

Has she ever tried anything like this before?

Has she tried anything like this before?

Have a drink of water then get back to work.

He didn't look like you. He had brown hair.

He doesn't even know what we do here.

He is about to jump.

He says, "you want breef with broccori?"

He seems all right.

He told me he felt like Pinocchio.

He wants to feel like a real boy. Do you understand?

He was the only one not fired in the final cull at our sister office.

He was this person who'd been following me around for a while,

He waved at me.

He would have landed on that awning if he'd just jumped a few feet to the right.

He'd just be there, watching.

He's been here a while; Just between you and me,

He's good and right and true.

He's in your heart.

He's not a very good guy.

He's taken a particular interest in my findings lately.

He's this wooden boy. He's held up by strings.

Hell knows she's handsome, she's a Papadopoulos,

Hell! Why don't you work with James here?

Hello.

Here is your coffee,

Here, play a song for me. Hannah."

Hey, ah, I was just wondering...

Hey, Hannah, can you stay late?

Hey, I just got my ears pierced.

Hey, Mr. Papadopoulos.

Hey, you're fucking boring; What's regression analysis?

Hey! You fuckers!

Hey.

Hi, I don't think we've talked.

Hi, uh, this is a message for...

Hi.

Hi. Uh, I know the policy, but my printer is actually broken again, so.

His note said he was lonely. He should have got a dog.

Hmm?

Hmm. And when did you think our food will arrive?

Hmm. Strange.

Holster your blaster, Jack.

Horribly maimed, of course, but still.

How come you don't have a girlfriend?

How did he wave?

How long has this been going on?

How long have you been here, son?

How long have you two been married?

I always work late.

I am a person!

I am a person.

I am an employee of this company.

I bought you a present, but I decided it wasn't appropriate.

I bought you a present, but I decided it wasn't appropriate.

I didn't know him.

I don't know how to answer that.

I don't know if she's fertile.

I don't know, I would have never done that.

I don't know, I've always felt that emotional maturity

I don't know.

I don't know. I wasn't there.

I don't think anybody would believe that.

I don't want to be a boy held up by string.

I exist!

I feel better.

I have all these things that I want to say to her, like...

I have nought to 10, 10 to 20, 20 to 30, or 30 plus.

I have worked here for seven years.

I haven't actually met him in person,

I haven't done anything wrong.

I just hope you can raise the level of your performance.

I just started.

I just...

I knew we hired the right man, I just knew it.

I know I'm a disappointment.

I know it's kinda strange to ask but I wanted to see for myself,

I know, that's why you're gonna die alone.

I know!

I like that. Very admirable.

I like this show.

I live in that building.

I look forward to it.

I mean, I have... I... We're the same person.

I mean, maybe he just wanted somebody to notice him.

I might be forced to feel sorry for you.

I missed you at the Colonel's ball the other night.

I promise I won't try to stop you halfway through.

I really didn't kick it that hard.

I see.

I think by using simple regression analysis

I think it was an orange juice. I just...

I think maybe he needs some help.

I think that you should kill yourself.

I think the nurse stole my undershirt.

I think you can tell by looking at someone.

I think you might be becoming a little obsessive.

I think you should definitely not see him.

I took my jacket off only because it's so hot,

I used to be an olympic swimmer.

I wanted to die and now I'm afraid I won't have the courage to try again.

I was just telling your colleague that I know the policy,

I was lying when I said I didn't know him.

I went up to him and he looked over his shoulder at me

I won't.

I would really like that.

I would tear the asshole off an elephant for a piece of trim I wanted that bad.

I'd like to introduce everyone to our newest co worker.

I'd like to think I'm pretty unique.

I'd never really met him. I'd more confronted him.

I'll also be taking other women up there in case you notice different smells.

I'll get a copy cut. Save future confusion.

I'll just have a... Coke and a bagel.

I'll just keep going with this...

I'll just turn around one day and I'll kiss you?

I'll just... I can just have the coke then, I guess.

I'll leave you to make your own arrangements.

I'll take a nap or something.

I'm a good worker. I...

I'm a visitor. I would like to sign in.

I'm a wooden boy,

I'm afraid to say she's had a miscarriage. I'm sorry.

I'm James.

I'm just flustered, but that's great, thank you.

I'm like Pinocchio.

I'm not actually meant to be here, but I have a report

I'm not even making that up, really.

I'm not gonna be home tonight, I'll be here.

I'm not. I just don't know...

I'm okay.

I'm sorry?

I'm trying to leave now.

I'm trying to sleep.

I've been wanting to share with the Colonel about how

I've got reports to finish. I am out of my booth. I have to teach Melanie.

I've tried talking to her, but I don't know how to be myself.

Ice cream is fine in a cup, but in a cone is gay

If it's a good idea to spy on people.

If you don't tell her what you actually want, how can she do her job?

If you get 'em to the hospital quick enough to stop the brain swelling.

If you wish to attend the funeral,

If you're looking for James, he's in the office with Papadopoulos.

In a way your business can understand.

In fact, I completed substantially more than my quota.

In fact, I'm getting quite used to it.

Is some kind of meaningful gesture?

Is that okay if I stand here?

Is there anything else you'd like to try?"

Is totally unrelated to material age. I'm just interested in the real person.

It can be sensual. It does have a romance.

It can be sexy. All these lives that we're recording,

It could be interesting to find out who else he's seeing. Are you hearing this?

It is silly. What did I tell you?

It normally takes awhile.

It sends out a subliminal sexual signal.

It shows you're interested, but you can push them down the stairs at any moment.

It starts at midnight at the cemetery

It'll just be easier if we use your place.

It's actually in my case, which is in the door of a train.

It's kind of reassuring in a strange way, but...

It's like daddy wanted me to go on a date with his friend's son.

It's like I'm permanently outside myself.

It's mandatory. Everyone has to go.

It's no substitute for a real spiritual connection or... or finding your soul mate.

It's not enough.

It's terrible to be alone too much.

It's the Colonel's ball tomorrow.

It's the night of the wedding, they've just finished boning.

JACK: Then who the hell is?

JAMES THROUGH EARPIECE: Just say something.

James told me everything about you and Melanie.

James told us about your problems.

JAMES: Go to the bathroom now.

JAMES: Hey, it's okay. He's with me.

JAMES: I can't say I'm surprised, but I think this is a good thing.

JAMES: Oh, this one is so silly.

JAMES: There he is.

Jesus, that was brutal last night. So embarrassing getting chucked out.

Just put it back on the hanger, thank you.

Just take the test. I'll babysit for an hour.

Just you and me.

Key. I have more.

Last night was a mistake. And now...

Leave her wanting more. Did you use the line about the elbow grease? That's erotic.

Let me see your hand.

Like at the office, on the subway, by my apartment.

Like how I can tell that she's a lonely person, even if other people can't.

Like jam my knee between her thighs? I can't do things like that.

Like just 'cause we're the same age doesn't mean

Like someone could just push their hand straight through you.

Like we're going to somehow be together?

Like, did he follow me around because he lived in the same building as me

Like...

Like... like you could push your hand straight through me if you wanted to.

Look at him! He stole my face!

Look at me! Look at me!

Look look, we can get you help,

Look, I'm not angry with you, son,

Look, just give me your jacket. I'll patch things up, okay?

Lovely.

Make it hard to research, like you were the captain of a Jai Alai team

Make the cut deep.

Making your business his business.

MAN ON RECORDING: Look at the two screens

MAN ON TV: People...

MAN: Here we are.

MAN: Put your jacket on, son.

MAN: Would you excuse us, please, Martin?

May I speak with you?

Maybe you should get your printer fixed is what I'm saying.

Men look at women. You get used to it.

Mm hmm, okay. Well, I wanna show Papadopoulos

Mmm.

Mmm. Poor chap.

Mr. Papadopoulos, actually... Mr. Papadopoulos, excuse me.

Mr. Papadopoulos, I've finished up.

My card hasn't been working.

My name is Simon James.

Never even spoken to him, so how can you know if he has something?

No knife to your throat so don't worry about it.

No need for details. It's happened to us all.

No riding on a motorcycle with another man.

No shirking! This is the big push!

No sir, this cannot stand. No, no, no, no.

No, I am. I've screwed this up.

No, I can see that... (WHISPERS) She can be a little short sometimes,

No, I don't think so.

No, I have to go. No, I really have to go.

No, I'm sorry, that's not possible because I have to work.

No, it isn't, I need to go. It's fine.

No, it's just a night terror.

No, no, no, no, I actually need the copy pretty urgently, yeah.

No, no, no. No, no, no, no.

No, no, not drugs, sir. No, no.

No, no, sir, I'm not diabetic.

No, nothing but a batch of raging hormones.

No, nothing, you're not here.

No, that didn't ever happen.

No, there's someone I've been thinking about.

No.

No.

No. I mean, it sounds like he had a lot of things going on.

No. I mean, you're not that old or weird. You're just...

No. No sir, he stole my face.

No. No, it's actually more upsetting than anything else.

No. This is not me, sir!

Not a real boy.

Not because I mistook the office for a brothel.

Not that I'm in the habit of seeing you on the train,

Now do you need to see the photo again or are you okay?

Now now why didn't you notice?

Now who do you think Papadopoulos is gonna believe?

Now... now this strange man, I just...

Of course. Simon, what happened to you?

Of the shadow of death I will fear no evil for thou art with me.

Oh God. This is Melanie. Hi, Melanie.

Oh hey, James.

Oh wait, I've worked here for seven years.

Oh yeah, suppose so.

Oh yeah, the funny thing is I don't have any.

Oh yes, well, there was a rather large cost increase

Oh, don't worry about it, the old man's an idiot.

Oh, Harris, did you get a chance to take a look at that report yet?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, thank you, sir. I just think a man should do

Oh, that reminds me, you had your date with James, did you?

Oh, that's okay. I'm fine.

Oh, um... Actually my name is Simon James.

Oh, you got me. You got me.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Please.

Oh. Thank you.

Oh... oh.

Okay, but I have to go.

Okay, good. Then that's fine. Thank you.

Okay, what is regression analysis?

Okay, within a week you're going to get hand on boob.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Would...

Okay. Yes. Bye.

On the planet to make sense of it all.

One copy.

One second. By a villain.

Or a brigadier general in the Navy. Something like that.

Or do you wanna die on the ground, like a snake?

Or exercised more. That's important.

Or this guy?

Please hurry.

Plenty to do. The Colonel is counting on each and every one of you, as am I.

PRIEST: Yea, though I walk through the valley

Probably would have survived.

Question mark on it for the moment.

Right, then, um...

Right. Then I'll just...

Right. Well,

S... ceree bral?

See if you can help him put something together.

She's a waitress. She's here to serve us.

Show the tongue, but be careful not to look like a lizard. Go.

Simon has something he wanted to show you.

Simon James.

Simon, I think that James is seeing someone else.

Simon, you have to go after what you want.

SIMON: I know.

SIMON: That is where I am.

SIMON: There's no song playing.

Sir, I have been through all of this in the report.

Sir, I think I have to make something clear here. I...

Sir, this is not me.

Sir, this man is a fraud.

So anyway, eventually I thought, "you know what?

So I need the key... To your apartment.

So I was thinking maybe we should meet up sometime.

So I won't be needing to come down as much.

So is that okay if I come to your apartment tonight?

So that's it?

So the woman says, "I think I would like to try # 69."

So this is the great James Simon.

So, it's... Well...

Some dink he still calls Stanley?

Soon you'll have my job.

Sorry, my name is Simon James,

Sorry, that was cruel. I'm just... I'm just so frustrated for you.

Sorry?

Sorry.

Sorry.

Stanley here is gonna be your mentor.

Stay away from me! No, I need to see the Colonel.

Stay away from me. Stay away from me. No, no, no, no.

Stay back! Stay back, you fucks!

Stay back! Stay back!

Sticking up for a co worker even though he has limited ability...

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thanks for this.

That he could tell I was a lonely person, because he knew what it was like

That he didn't take advantage of me?

That I think would be of interest to Mr. Papadopoulos.

That is a promise. Now we stick to the plan, okay? No contact.

That would be what a normal person would do.

That you took me to the hospital, but I'm not.

That's a relief, actually, to me. That's relieved me,

That's all I have.

That's all right, you can have both.

That's an amazing way of looking at it.

That's me. Yeah.

That's the type of initiative I like.

The best he can possibly do at the work he's doing.

The Colonel knows business is people and people are business,

The Colonel refuses to carry any more passengers.

The Colonel will show you people

The Colonel will understand.

The dark haired one is a dirty dirty thing. Which one do you want?

The hardness of the kick was recorded.

The man that jumped?

The man who jumped? I kind of knew him.

The most powerful data processing system

The one... the one that was me.

The only thing it hasn't been is consistent. I'll be one moment.

The switch. You're taking the aptitude test for me.

The ultimate resource.

The way I figure it, you only get one life.

Their hopes, their dreams, their loves...

Then change the subject and deny everything.

Then do me a favor and make me some scrambled eggs.

Then he'd say something about how he knew me,

There seems to be a discrepancy in your bill.

There's no need to be alarmed. My cleaning lady's a diabetic.

These results are off the charts, James.

These things happen.

These two Chinese virgins get married.

They sometimes get upset about that... but just above it.

They will comfort me.

This guy just started. Why can't you work like that?

This is the report I was telling you about.

This isn't a brothel.

This one?

This photo of you and his daughter.

This used to be my favorite song.

This would be fine if you'd do what I tell you.

Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies.

To be continued.

To be lonely and lost and invisible.

To be lost and lonely and invisible.

To get into an unethical situation on a first date.

To the rear of the home. Not the rear but, um...

To the... down the side and then towards the rear of the home.

Uh, you left off the "J" in my last name.

Uh, your mother passed away this morning

Uh... it's a report of special importance to the Colonel.

Um, in accordance with her wishes, she's to be buried at night.

Versus the type of man I actually am.

Wait, did you move tables?

Wanna go to the coffee room? It's a little public.

Want me to call someone up to fix it? What's your desk number?

Was it pills that she took? I heard it was pills.

Was it your first pregnancy?

Was that last night?

We are gonna be running this place.

We both have brown hair.

We could make our reports more efficient.

We could really reconfigure the entire business.

We don't serve breakfast in the evening.

We just need to jam a cookie down his throat.

We should leave.

We we went through all this last night, the switch.

We'll make a date and you can go as me.

We're giving these faceless people immortality.

We're not replacing you. I'm not one of these holier than thou types.

We're out of coke.

Well, how will I get in and out of the building?

Well, how will we get caught? We have the same face.

Well, I'll let you get started, young hotshot.

Well, like a little bit frightening. It was more annoying than frightening, so...

Well, no offense, mate, but...

What are you doing here?

What else?

What exactly do you think is going to happen here?

What if we get caught?

What is it?

What the fuck are you gonna do about it?

What, do you want to go...? Okay, no, sorry then.

What? What is it?

What'll it be?

What's going on in that magnificent mind of his?"

When do you think you'll have the results?

When you rub them together they usually sound like crickets,

When you're walking with a woman or standing next to one,

Where is she? There she is!

Where is the kid from that desk?

Which I know and I always have known, but to be made a fool of by him?

Which I'm fine with actually, I don't really mind.

Who took your test for you?

Why does no one else have to swipe in?

Why don't you print out two copies? That would make sense.

Why have you got his face? Why have you got his face?

Why won't you die?

Why would I try to break into something that's mandatory?

Will you excuse me?

Will you stop talking?

With all this boring office work crap like this test.

With James. I just wanted to ask 'cause I didn't see you on the train this morning.

With you shouting in my ear like that.

WOMAN ON TV: You'll have to hand in your holo badge and blaster.

WOMAN: Jack, this isn't you.

WOMAN: Who are you? Who is this fuck?

Would you excuse me? Mom?

Would you like to try one?

Would you mind holding this for me? Thank you.

Would... could I please just...

Wow.

Yeah yeah, she's definitely looking at you.

Yeah, I definitely didn't move in recently.

Yeah, I have to go.

Yeah, I just...

Yeah, I'll help you with your report.

Yeah, Mr. P, that's a fantastic idea.

Yeah, now.

Yeah, pap's pretty impressed.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Papadopoulos asked me to tutor her.

Yes, a female girl.

Yes, but I used to exist... I do exist!

Yes, I am looking at him now.

Yes, mom, I'll be there.

Yes, please.

Yes, please. That is why I'm here.

Yes?

Yes.

Yes.

Yet to some businesses they all look the same.

You a flamer?

You both have very beautiful hands.

You can rely on me. Okay.

You can't be doing anything gay. No ice cream cones.

You can't help it. You're just not good at this.

You do! Get off of me!

You don't have a key to your own apartment?

You don't know what I want.

You don't know who you're dealing with, you fuckers.

You don't know who you're dealing with.

You fucking fuckers!

You fucking fucks.

You had a little setback at the ball, but now she's going

You know the funny thing is

You know we've been pruning the dead wood.

You know, a person can get really sick of just floating by.

You know, if he's taking girls back there.

You know, in that little underpass thing by the apartments?

You know, that if you stare long enough,

You may now turn over your paper.

You mustn't blame yourself.

You mustn't blame yourself.

You need to read it pronto though; it's only returnable through Friday.

You need to step up, Stanley. I wanna see some real work from you.

You need to tell them how great you are all the time,

You probably think I should be thankful

You see that? He would have fallen, bounced off

You see, Melanie is a bit of a screamer

You should talk! He's the finest employee

You shouldn't be doing that.

You suppose so?

You wanna put your hand on their lower back, not the ass...

You will receive a replacement within six to eight weeks.

You'd be well advised to let go of me.

You're a snake.

You're in my place.

You're not meant to be here.

You're not right.

You're not thinking of killing yourself, are you?

You're pretty unnoticeable. (YAWNS)

You're right, I do hate music.

You're wanted in worker services, Simon James.

Your beer and your breakfast.

Your mother says you're a strange boy.

...so you can forget it. Okay.

'cause I made the introduction. That's very kind of you.

'Cause that's not allowed. It means that no one wants to be here.

(BANGS) (MACHINE RATTLING)

(BEEPING) I'm afraid this card is corrupted.

(BEEPS, RATTLES) Uh huh.

(BEEPS) Mmm.

(BUZZES) (HUMMING)

(BUZZES) Hey, you!

(CAMERA CLICKS) ♪ Still in the night...

(CLICKS) (TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

(CLOCK TICKING) (PERSON SNORING)

(GAME BEEPING) She's interning for the holidays.

(GAME CONTINUES BEEPING) Idiot.

(MOUTHS) Do you think there's a connection?

(MUTTERS) ♪ I'm dreaming about you...

(PANTING) (DOOR OPENS)

(PHONE RINGING) GUARD: What is your name?

(PRIEST GRUNTING) WOMAN: Oi!

(RAIN PATTERING) And then what did you do?

(RUMBLE LOUDER) And he starts stumbling and mumbling

(RUMBLING) I want you to stop seeing Hannah.

(SIMON GROWLS) PAPADOPOULOS: Stanley!

(THUMPS) (ALARM BLARING)

(TIMER RINGING) Oh.

(WHISPERING) This is not me.

(YELLS) Get up.

♪ Of you, my darling... (RUMBLING)

A coffee. JAMES: And scrambled eggs.

A coke. And you? A coffee.

after a couple of screen pages. How do you not kill yourself?

All right, now lick your lips. Yeah. What?

All right. Bye. (BEEPS)

And do you have a frying pan? Yeah.

and no explanation, so I thought... There's a new price.

And then the woman says... Mr. Papadopoulos?

And then what did you do? Sorry?

And toast. And a beer.

And tomorrow's Friday. I know.

And why is that? Improvements.

Are they normally that rude here? Yes.

Are you okay? You recognize me.

Are you touching my earlobe? Yes, I am.

Are your hands normally this warm? Quite often.

Bacon. And toast.

But I attract so many weirdos. (RUMBLING STARTS)

But I used to be in the system. Not according to the system. In fact,

But if you had to guess. I don't have to.

but no head for figures. Yeah.

But you just did it to me. Yes, but it was me.

But, sir, I... I don't know what I'm paying you for.

but... I've lost it. And I'm sorry

By looking at someone? I don't under... Yes, fuck!

Come on. Right, sorry, I just...

Did he suffer? BOTH: Splat.

Did you wave back? I wonder why he did it.

Do you drink coffee? No.

Do you even know what we do here? What's to know?

Do you fight a lot? Sometimes.

Do you know who Pinocchio is? No.

Do you really think she's looking at me? Yeah.

Do you see the difference? Oh.

Does that mean brackets? What the fuck are brackets?

Does that mean he's not seeing you? Not that he's even trying to hide it.

Don't engage. Don't touch me!

Don't engage. WOMAN: Oi!

Don't fight this. Harris, that's not appropriate.

Fine. Anything else? Bacon.

Finished already? Yes, sorry.

For the whole city? We can barely cover the neighborhood.

Give Rudolph his arm back! No, no, no, no, no!

Hannah saw the whole thing, of course. Oh, yeah, you got it. That's it.

HARRIS: You okay, buddy? Yeah.

He has something. Yes, okay, but you've

he hasn't impressed. I'm sure there must be some explanation.

He waved at me. Strange.

He's gone a little crazy. No, no, no, no, no.

He's the best teacher I've ever had. Thank you.

Hey, that went great! I don't know.

Hey, watch it, will you? Sorry, sorry.

Hey, what are you working on? It's private.

Hey, you got a call. Oh, it's not for me.

Hi, creepy guy. Hey, Hannah.

Hi, I'm with somebody whose printer is broken. Oh no, no. No, no.

Hold on a sec. No, it's okay.

How did I do? You aced it.

How reliable is the system? Hey, it's completely reliable.

How's your growth? Hannah, the creepy guy's here again.

I called the police. Right.

I can't get in. Why are you lying?

I can't put you back in the system. Why?

I don't have a key. You don't have a key?

I don't know. Try to think.