Tully Edit

A bakery for humans.

A little bit lo longer, you know?

A little salt and pepper

A long time ago.

A really tough time in class, and now we're starting

A server farm.

A while back, thinking, you know,

About the Jonah thing, I I get it.

Actually, it's a cupcake,

Actually, we think she's experiencing

Admit it, you've thought about it.

After three pregnancies.

Ah, fuck.

Ah, there she is.

All I have is time to think about stuff.

All right, buddy, sit down.

All right, I will be in my quarters.

All right, let me just get a decaf skim latte.

All right, you, take it easy, okay?

All right? I just... I just want you.

All right.

All right.

All right. What what can we do for you?

All right. You ready?

All the things I'm just too tired to do.

All we do is converse.

Almost there.

Although Jupiter is even shorter.

And a muffin.

And all they can really tell us is that he's atypical.

And and all the waitresses would wear

And chiseled eight years of filth off the floors.

And doing this new therapy on him that...

And figured out how to do it.

And furniture?

And gives him all the extra support he requires.

And go to sleep when you're done.

And he's about to have a really big disruption

And I just put on a hot pot of coffee.

And I just think, didn't I just do this?

And I just wanted to talk to you about Mr. Jonah.

And I just, I wasn't taking care of you, and I'm...

And I think she's into a man's man.

And I trusted you with mine.

And I'm telling you, Marlo...

And if you hurt her, you'll regret it.

And it feels nice, I guess.

And it just starts to look ugly.

And it was pretty basic stuff.

And it's me and her and it's primal.

And it's not fair to them that Jonah needs

And maybe it is, okay? Maybe.

And now my...

And one day he packed his bags and left.

And say that we're better off without each other?

And see if he can convince her.

And she's gonna like you a lot.

And so that aide is here on staff?

And so to bed.

And the last four digits of her social.

And the mom survives and she has to walk

And the patient's date of birth.

And the third kid is always the easiest. Right?

And then I'll drive us home.

And then nighttime rolls around and I'm supposed to just

And then raise your kids in that circle of safety.

And then she just sat in the shadows

And then she went downstairs

And then you pass off the baby,

And then you'll do it again.

And there are 24 other children in the class,

And they take care of the baby at night,

And though Mia here will be her own person someday,

And what about the night nanny?

And women pay to sleep with him?

And yes, yes, it's the greatest thing

And you guys don't ever...?

And you know her better than anyone.

And you know, uh, her her brother

And you replace one plank every year.

And you shove it into the cavity,

And your feet grow a half a size

And, look,

And, uh, and systems for workers

And... which horse was Drew?

Anyway, it was like she took over.

Anyway, we don't normally make these kind of accommodations

Are we going to have a good day today?

Are we gonna talk about last night?

Are we just gonna leave her down there with Mia?

Are you a boat or are you a whale?

Are you excited about the new school?

Are you in a relationship?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you shocked that I can roast a chicken?

Are you sure nobody's gonna flush?

Aren't you the most precious little...?

At least everyone we know does it.

At this window right here and then we'll reconvene.

Because Drew needs his battery charged.

Because I'm 26.

Because you'll hurt her.

Been earth side for three weeks,

Before it gets as cold and black as my womb.

Big breath in.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Bonding with my newborn every night.

Bougie thing that only rich assholes do.

Bourbon's my drink.

Breathe it out. Breathe it out.

Brushed Jonah?

Burned all that trash.

But as you know, he's an... out of the box kid.

But don't forget, I wasn't always a rich asshole.

But I need to talk to you about Jonah.

But I need you to stay with me.

But I'm not gonna.

But I'm sure he's really excited

But if you look close, we're covered in concealer.

But then it became, like, really popular and...

But we love your family and we have such a great relationship

But who wants an olive branch, right?

But you actually made your biggest dream come true.

But you love him.

But, I I mean...

But, like, this was our jam.

But...

But... it's April.

Call her.

Can I, um...

Can we go out?

Can we keep her?

Can we see her?

Can we step outside?

Can you bring your foot up like this?

Can you get your own place?

Chapter three of I Hate Rules!

Chicken nuggets are full of growth hormones.

Chill would be nice.

Ciao.

Ciao.

Come on, guys. Dinner.

Come on, let's let's go.

Come on, why is it so important?

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Let's go.

Craig hates me.

Craig, please tell me

Dallas, would you please walk her out?

Darker, darker.

Dedicated to exactly that.

Definitely.

Did you say something?

Do a test or something.

Do I have a kid or a fucking ukulele?

Do the...

Do you guys have any chicken nuggets?

Do you have your insurance card?

Do you know what they do to the chickens

Do you like it when we do it?

Do you like it?

Do you mind putting her back in the bassinet for me?

Do you still have the uniform?

Do you want a fucking golden shower?

Do you want me to spray it all over the bathroom?

Does Drew ever ask about me?

Does he like being a dad?

Does she have a history of mental illness?

Does she look like your other kids?

Doing its thing.

Don't do that.

Don't forget we're going to my brother's

Don't fucking touch me, Dallas.

Don't get too close.

Drew hates me.

Drew was the bench.

Drew won't even realize that we're gone.

Drifted up and down the East Coast... for weeks.

Dude, it's a game changer.

During the act of, you know, making love.

Elyse said she was great.

Especially for Jonah.

Even though you hate having your feet touched.

Every day.

Every once in a while

Everybody keeps saying? It's so stupid.

Everybody wins.

Exciting.

Excuse me.

Extreme exhaustion and sleep deprivation.

Filled with garbage that just...

For a war torn country.

For everybody in his class who's reading, like,

For girls, you know?

For students at Saint V's, but we love your family, so...

For the past week.

For them over and over.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Gigolos.

Girls don't heal.

Girls heal.

God, I can't imagine.

God, I lived here for nine years.

God, really? 'Cause I feel like an abandoned trash barge.

God.

God.

God.

Good evening.

Good night, Jonah.

Good work.

Good.

Great moms organize class parties and casino night.

Great to see you. Marlo.

Great.

Hand me the bread.

Have fun in class.

He does the homework, the reading logs, all that.

He doesn't hate you.

He had a diary during the English Restoration.

He just gets freaked out by certain noises.

He just, when he was in high school,

He only eats chicken nuggets.

He was looking at you.

He worked at this diner, and he was washing dishes,

He'd kill me.

He's got all these strange behaviors and anxieties.

He's just always had a fantasy about that ever since.

He's probably going to lord that over us.

He's quirky.

He's the oldest of the gigolos.

He's this Tantric Indian gigolo.

He's... quirky.

Hello, all sexy now.

Hello.

Her DNA is still inside of you.

Her name is Mia.

Here, come down.

Hey, are you guys excited to see your cousins?

Hey, baby, say good night to Mommy?

Hey, did you bring Sarah her inhaler?

Hey, did you hear it?

Hey, Drew. How we doing?

Hey, frozen pizza, awesome.

Hey, guys, is Mommy okay?

Hey, guys.

Hey, kiss good night.

Hey, thanks for those cupcakes.

Hey, this was your idea.

Hey, what's wrong?

Hey, you guys were right. We should've listened.

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi there.

Hi, Daddy!

Hi, guys. We made an obstacle course

Hi, Laurie.

Hi, little bear.

Hi, little bear.

Hi, little bear.

Hi, little doll.

Hi, sweetheart. Oh.

Hi, uh, we're here to have this baby.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Shh.

Hi. Sorry.

Hi. You are Marlo's husband?

His factory setting is "asshole."

His school wants us to get him an aide,

Hmm, creepy.

Hmm, I guess so.

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm. Monster High.

Hold on.

Honestly, even getting dressed just feels exhausting.

Honestly?

Honey, that's gross. It's not the butt.

Honk, honk.

How about you and me hang out and be trees for a bit?

How did I not wake up?

How does getting shit wrecked in Manhattan

How does this normally work?

How much fucking pee do you need?!

How was your day?

How's that?

Huh?

Huh?

I actually bought one of the little uniforms

I actually don't really know that much about her.

I am gonna steal this one.

I bet you have big plans.

I brought an olive branch of sorts.

I brush his body at night, like a horse.

I can feel it.

I can't remember the last time I slept like that.

I can't.

I could at least be pissed off at the world.

I did. She said she could never let a stranger

I didn't think Marlo was gonna come around.

I didn't... I don't mean... I just didn't expect...

I don't believe we've met.

I don't know how.

I don't know what the hell's going on.

I don't know where she was.

I don't know, his therapist told us

I don't know, my body looks like a relief map

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't mind money.

I don't remember that.

I don't want a stranger in my house

I don't want it to be loud.

I don't want my kids to grow up like I did.

I don't want that kind of great.

I don't want what happened last time.

I don't want you to go.

I don't... I mean, if I had a dream that didn't come true,

I don't... That's not...

I feel fine.

I feel like she should be telling me what to do.

I feel like, these last few years,

I get that.

I got overwhelmed with the kids and and and work,

I grew up in that same shitty house as you did,

I guess a little spanking isn't making love? I don't know.

I guess I just want to look nice sometimes.

I had a dream about a camel.

I had three stepmothers.

I have a old number.

I have an early flight.

I have an idea for a special baby gift this time around.

I have to fucking pee.

I have to leave.

I have to pee.

I have to.

I hold a baby all day,

I I checked his browser history once,

I I didn't understand what was going on at night.

I I I didn't mean that, I just...

I i it's completely different this time.

I I see the way you're looking at me.

I just didn't.

I just started learning Italian. Do I forget that?

I just want my sister back.

I just want you to be okay.

I just... I...

I know I picked the right person.

I know this kid wasn't... planned.

I know you think this is just some...

I know, but she won't be the same tomorrow.

I know, right?

I know.

I know. They call it pruno.

I leave like this every day.

I like being by you, too.

I like being by you.

I like Drew.

I like it. You just look different.

I love spanking women

I love us, too.

I love us.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I make milk.

I mean, even though this one's

I mean, he works really hard and then he comes home.

I mean, he's exhausting.

I mean, he's such a great kid.

I mean, I get that, I...

I mean, I guess there's been a couple of moments

I mean, I...

I mean, it's like we both want dinner,

I mean, uh, it's fine by me, it's it's your rule.

I mean, what I know about him.

I mean, you built her from the toes up.

I mean, your 20s are great.

I mean...

I need bourbon.

I open my closet

I peed.

I peed. Why don't you believe me?

I recommend the egg cream.

I remember when guys used to look at me like that.

I rode every horse on the carousel until I met Drew.

I still think we should have Ubered it.

I thought it was something really fucking sinister.

I thought we weren't doing screen time.

I thought you were taking care of the baby.

I thought you... I thought you were doing great.

I told you, I'll be the chauffeur.

I used to be like that.

I used to listen to this with Violet all the time.

I wanna kill myself.

I want cupcakes.

I want to be period accurate.

I want to show you something cool.

I want to tell you something and I...

I wanted...

I was always gonna use it,

I was doing great. I mean...

I was just here to bridge a gap.

I was... I was really in love with her.

I wish I could

I wish we could stay.

I, uh, I audit organizational paths

I'd like to talk to you about Marlo.

I'd put it on and surprise him.

I'll come wake you up when she's ready to nurse.

I'll just be down here and make another pot of coffee,

I'll settle in down here with Mia.

I'll tell you what he likes.

I'm 41.

I'm a grown up, and even I find new things scary all the time.

I'm curious about the, um...

I'm Dr. Smythe. I'm on the psychiatric staff here.

I'm here to help you with everything,

I'm here to take care of you.

I'm just a trainee.

I'm just not used to people doing things for me.

I'm like Saudi Arabia... I have an energy surplus.

I'm not above that. You know that, right?

I'm not afraid of the future.

I'm not letting you leave like this.

I'm not safe. I'm scared!

I'm not sure what it's supposed to do.

I'm only here because of my brother.

I'm paying for aides?

I'm sorry about my retarded son, Laurie.

I'm sorry, how old are you?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was automatic!

I'm sorry, we're... We'll go.

I'm sorry. That, um...

I'm still on Bushwick.

I'm Tully.

I'm...

I've already seen the G Wagon.

If I'm older, why are you so much wiser?

If you don't pee soon,

If you guys want to make some noise.

If you're not familiar with our menu,

In a proto corporate structure.

In a really long time.

In his life, too.

In the playroom if you want to come check it out.

In your bloodstream for years,

In your ears.

Instead I'm just pissed off at myself.

Is it okay if we bring in treats?

Is it weird? Is it weird?

Is it... Marlo...

Is she okay?

Is she religious or something?

Is that okay?

Is that Uncle Craig's new car?

Is the cavity the butt?

Is this sangria?

It is!

It is.

It makes me nervous 'cause it doesn't get any easier

It seems like she's better than she's ever been.

It stops being charming.

It used to not be this nice, though.

It was pretty great.

It was...

It won't happen again, I promise.

It'll be like a baby's mouth.

It's a beautiful name.

It's a girl.

It's a girl. It's a girl.

It's a reality TV show called Gigolos.

It's actually kind of true.

It's called Wilbarger's Brush Protocol.

It's fine.

It's fine.

It's going to go nice and numb in a sec.

It's gonna be a great night.

It's home.

It's in there, in the bowl.

It's just like a regular nanny, except they come at night.

It's just not the right fit.

It's just the gaping hole

It's just this little obligate parasite

It's like I can see color again.

It's matte black, just like Justin Bieber's.

It's murder.

It's not like I could do anything.

It's not the G Wagon.

It's not working.

It's okay, Drew. Just go with it.

It's right there. Look.

It's sick, dude.

It's supposed to reduce his sensitivities

It's time for me to move on.

It's too dark.

It's very cool. You're gonna like it.

It's, um...

It's...

Jonah, buddy.

Jonah, give me this foot. This foot, right in there.

Jonah, I'm late.

Jonah, stop!

Jonah, stop!

Jonah, stop.

Jonah! Jonah!

Jonah! Stop it!

Jonah.

Jonah. Jonah, stop.

Jonah. Jonah.

Jonah's great.

Just a little rubbing motion like always.

Just being your own best friend?

Just don't make it personal.

Just gonna... do a compress.

Just got to figure out how we're gonna pay for it.

Just say what you mean.

Just so you know.

Just take it.

Just...

Kon'nichiwa.

Last time we were talking about, um...

Legs have veins, my tits have veins, my veins have veins.

Let me see.

Let me sit down.

Let you stay and go up, but...

Let's do your arm.

Let's do your arms.

Let's go home and I'll I'll breastfeed her.

Let's have a conversation.

Lighter. Lighter.

Like a garbage truck at 5:00 a.m.

Like Draculaura.

Like out out, to the city.

Like?

Listen, I decided to call that night nanny.

Look at my boobs. They're all sexual.

Look at those lips.

Look, Mia's been sleeping through the night

Look, that's a bakery for dogs.

Look, we're almost home.

Look, we're, um, getting the aide, the one aide.

Maria and Julio, they never shut up.

Marlo, I'm so sorry.

Marlo, remind me after dinner

Marlo, she's your mini.

Marlo, you're glowing.

Marlo!

Marlo?

Marlo?

Marlo.

Marlo...

May I come in?

May I?

Maybe we don't need the brush.

Meow.

Meow.

Mermaids!

Mia.

Mid 40s, who needs the surprise, right?

Mine, too. That's why I played it.

Miss Marvish tells me that he is still having

Mm hmm.

Mm. Sounds about right.

Mm. You called her.

Mom, I can't find my books.

Mom, I need water.

Mom, is this real?

Mom, what's wrong with your body?

Mommy.

Mommy's joking again.

Most of the cells in your body have divided and regenerated

My baby.

My boss once gave me the flu.

My English lit degree really paid off.

My mommy made them.

My roommate.

New ship.

New York?

Next.

Night night.

Night.

No shit. I knew a guy who had one of these once.

No, actually her cells will hang around

No, don't be. He's a dick.

No, fuck that!

No, I enjoyed it.

No, I know, and that's the problem, okay?

No, I was in my house.

No, I, I get it a lot.

No, I'm just pretty much napping mostly.

No, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

No, it doesn't.

No, it's just a regular diner.

No, it's... no.

No, just be like a friendly waitress

No, lighter. Lighter, lighter.

No, Marlo, expulsion is a punishment.

No, Mommy's joking, honey, like a clown.

No, no, no, don't, please. You're enjoying it.

No, no, no, honey, the other lot is full.

No, no, no!

No, no, you don't have to go.

No, she doesn't breastfeed your ba...

No, she makes eye contact.

No, that's not true, actually.

No, we don't provide aides.

No, we don't.

No, we got a place to sleep, we got diapers.

No, what is it?

No, you can't quit.

No, you're empty on this side.

No, you're not gonna feed Mia.

No, you're right, I'll just cancel it.

No.

No. She wakes you up,

No. She will. She'll grow a little overnight.

Nobody wants to fuck mommy, okay?

Nobody's gonna flush, I promise.

Nobody's in there.

Nope.

Not banana feet. Come on.

Not just Mia.

Not yet.

Not...

Nothing is the same. It's a new ship, baby.

Nothing, I'm just in sort of a fucked up relationship.

Nothing's changed.

Nouveau bateau.

Now I'm just gonna squeeze, okay?

Now you blow out through the leaves.

Of course you do.

Officially shitty.

Oh, all right.

Oh, come on.

Oh, give me a smile.

Oh, God, I'm sorry. I'm starving.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, historically, those have been my favorite people.

Oh, I can put on headphones

Oh, I don't... um...

Oh, I loved her.

Oh, I'm sorry, quirky, 'cause he's a fucking pocket watch.

Oh, it's milk.

Oh, Marlo.

Oh, my God, you did.

Oh, my God! Jesus Christ!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Jonah, nobody's in there!

Oh, my God. You should be.

Oh, my...

Oh, my... Just hold still.

Oh, no, I was just, it was on TV.

Oh, no, not in months.

Oh, no, this is, like,

Oh, no, we don't...

Oh, okay.

Oh, please, excuse me.

Oh, she's so sweet.

Oh, so we have a little visitor today, huh?

Oh, that's awesome.

Oh, that's it?

Oh, they're with Shasta.

Oh, this. Yeah.

Oh, wait. Is this a '50s diner?

Oh, what am I going to do without you?

Oh, what's her talent?

Oh, what's she like?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That feels good.

Oh, you mean the baby?

Oh, you're great.

Oh, you're starting to look like Ma.

Oh, you've got a girl.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Are you on maternity leave yet?

Oh. In the '80s, there was this giant boat

Oh. Well, why don't you guys just talk about it?

Oh...

Oh... oh, God.

Okay, come here, come here. Let me get you.

Okay, come. Quick, quick, quick.

Okay, good.

Okay, here.

Okay, I mean I guess there was some pretty bad depression

Okay, I'm gonna go upstairs.

Okay, let go, I'm late.

Okay, Marlo, you need to take the night off.

Okay, Marlo...

Okay, so if she's a barnacle,

Okay, you know, it was inspired by one

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. And am I sassy?

Okay. Come sit down.

Okay. I'll figure that out.

Okay. Just pretend I'm Brace.

Okay. Maybe...

Okay. Ready?

Okay. Thank you.

On his protostructures, and you need to be happy...

One aide. He just needs one aide.

One second! We're performing a miracle!

One thing about Billie is this.

One... two...

Ooh, are you a little kitten?

Ooh.

Or leave the house without telling me

Or not Saint Vitus was the right fit for Jonah,

Other lot. Other lot.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Ow! Ow.

Ow! Shit.

Patty melt?

People ate flour back then.

Perfect.

Phoenix.

Pilates.

Please, please, just take it.

Please.

Portland?

Practices, uh, meditation and speaks Japanese.

Prosecco.

Protocol.

Puts on a headset, kills zombies and passes out.

Qualify as self care?

Really? It better be really good,

Regent was backed up for blocks.

Right now she's still very much an extension of you.

Right off your feet... they're so cute.

Right, and look, Jonah's a sweetheart.

Right, Samuel Pepys.

Right, yeah.

Right?

Right.

Run off or something, I...

Same shit brown Buick,

Samuel Pepys.

Sarah, go put your shoes on.

Sarah, look in my bedroom! You left it in my bed!

Seriously. I I am gonna be fine.

Shall we?

Shasta's so awesome.

She brought Mia over to nurse

She comes highly recommended.

She could have it in the ofuro.

She has a master's degree in early childhood education.

She just freaks out every time I bring a guy home.

She just wants what we all want

She just, she knew exactly what to do.

She knows your smell, your voice, your heartbeat.

She likes a guy

She looks a lot like my daughter, Sarah.

She only came at night.

She seems really... awake.

She was in our bedroom last night?

She'll be different in the morning.

She's 1,600 years old.

She's been great. She's been amazing.

She's coming at 10:30.

She's done.

She's Dracula's daughter from Monster High.

She's eight.

She's fine.

She's getting at this age

She's gonna let us in.

She's got a strong latch.

She's not a dog.

She's ready for you.

Should I leave it on when we go upstairs?

Should I show you how to do the...?

Should we try and make Mickey Mouse?

Since you were a baby.

Siri, play hip hop.

Sit down, asshole. I'll make you a drink.

So eventually, they just docked the boat in Brooklyn,

So how are you feeling?

So I have to go out and get aides all by myself?

So I just want to get there early.

So I just watched these YouTube videos

So I think... Uh, Tully.

So it's kind of, uh, compelling right now, but...

So Mom and Dad can get some sleep. It's no big deal.

So much of the teacher's time.

So no one's watching the kids.

So she's getting help, she's getting sleep, she's...

So then we need to fix this.

So they gave him a position in upper management and...

So we'll have a couple of drinks

So we're celebrating the beauty of mermaids

So why don't you guys have sex?

So will we.

So you... can, you know,

So, did you end up talking

So, Drew, how's work going?

So, how do you feel?

So, is it still the same ship or is it a new ship?

So, is that what you're into?

So, just get ready for that.

So, let's say you take a wooden ship

So, like me in bed.

So, obviously, we can't see each other anymore.

So, um, I want to talk to you.

So, wait,

So, we're coming up on the end of the kindergarten year,

So, what about people?

So, what are we thinking, it's a boy or a girl?

So, what do you do during the day?

Somebody snuffed a match.

Sorry I'm so late.

Sorry, Dallas, I only brought one.

Sorry, I didn't want to tell you at the house.

Sorry.

Sounds official.

Sounds pretty ideal to me.

Spends a lot of time kneeling in front of a toilet.

Stevie Nicks! Stevie!

Such a shame you're gonna forget it all

Sure.

Sure. Want water with that?

Surprise!

Switch gears like...

T U L L Y.

Tahiti.

Take care of her baby.

Take it off.

Tell Dad congrats when he wakes up.

Thank you for cleaning the house the other day.

Thank you for keeping me alive.

Thank you.

That are better suited to kids like Jonah.

That dog can't hurt you... he's, like, two pounds.

That have been ou out of character.

That is a fucked up thing to joke about.

That you despise.

That's a teacher that's there just for him,

That's all.

That's better, right?

That's Brace.

That's ever happened... he's a miracle straight from Heaven,

That's fun.

That's good stuff.

That's high school for monsters, right?

That's like a Lifetime movie,

That's not afraid to get dirty.

That's not enough.

That's real. That means something.

That's silly. Hey, you want some pancakes?

That's so corny.

That's sweet.

That's the big dream,

That's true, yeah.

That's your gift to them.

The creaky stair.

The hearing cells.

The last time we tried, he only had one ear.

The night nanny's downstairs.

The ninth month is tough.

The other lot is full! Let's just park here.

The reason you don't remember it is because...

The same thing I do every day,

The same.

The way dads do.

The wheel all night long.

The world is a loud toilet. Please, shh.

The world is full of loud toilets.

The world's weakest shower.

Then I guess I'm just not me without my original parts.

There are places

There is an entire genre of porn

There should be no more rules at school."

There you go.

There you go.

There'll be nothing left of the original ship.

There's two Mias in my son's class.

They are, but then your 30s come around the corner

They bake cupcakes that look like Minions.

They couldn't figure out where to dump it,

They got me on a rinky dink airline

They have their own little kid friendly spread.

They slice off their beaks with a hot blade

They're all over it.

They're big donors, they called in a favor.

They're like ninjas... they sneak in and out.

They're nut free.

This is amazing.

This is crazy, we're...

This is it.

This is not feudal China.

This is not our lot.

This is Shasta, our nanny.

This will be a little pinch.

This won't work if you are.

This... this is my old neighborhood.

Three, two, one, pinch.

Three... four...

To drive drunk like that, you know,

To everyday things.

To find out this time, but I kind of wish we did.

To get worried about his emotional development.

To get you through the danger zone.

To grow up and be dull and constant,

To her about the night nanny?

To my old place!

To show us his new G Wagon.

Today is a two ear day.

Tomorrow night for dinner.

Trace amounts of caffeine even in decaf, right?

Truffle mac and cheese, something green.

Try to take over the world.

Tully, take the night off.

Turn this off.

Two kids.

Two Maker's, neat.

Uh huh.

Uh oh.

Uh, 6 7 77.

Uh, do you mind if I get back? I kind of...

Uh, I can't work for you anymore.

Uh, I don't know.

Uh, Marlo Moreau.

Uh, no, I mean, uh, it's...

Uh, no.

Uh, she still has a father, doesn't she?

Uh, so, what did you want to do?

Uh, well, you're more of an Ash.

Uh, you know there are

Uh, you'll do what you have to do.

Uh...

Um, I'm older than I look.

Um, it's... I hit a snag lately,

Um, not in a bad way.

Um, that they're, you know, recognizing his needs.

Um...

Um...

Um...

Um... I don't...

Um... I'm in town for a friend's memorial.

Upstairs?

Us? No.

Violet still lives here.

Vy?

Wait, you're quitting?

Wait.

Waiting for me to finish.

Waking up every day and doing the same things

Wasn't I great?

We also have a wonderful selection of pastries,

We brush him like...

We can't afford the therapist anymore,

We deserve this.

We did express some concern about whether

We don't have to.

We don't really know what his deal is.

We have some really long...

We have to go to Emmy's school talent show.

We have to park here today, okay?

We just came too far out.

We just can't pick a restaurant or even decide if we're hungry.

We just got this Japanese soaking tub.

We like to think of this as a dismissal.

We love him.

We make lunches together, and then he goes upstairs,

We might look like we're all better,

We think Jonah might be better served at a different school.

We think that Jonah could benefit from a one to one aide.

We used to live together here in Bushwick,

We will.

We...

We'll go to Brooklyn.

We'll have to put the catheter back in.

We're gonna go in here.

We're good.

We're kind of... enmeshed.

We're like the people from a Spanish textbook.

We're like two gorillas at the zoo.

We're not playing a game right now, okay?

We've been working through the meltdowns at home.

We've seen three different doctors

Weird.

Weird.

Well, barnacles hurt boats, but they don't hurt whales.

Well, eventually the ship

Well, he's quirky

Well, honestly, I don't know.

Well, how would you like it to work?

Well, I don't have boobs.

Well, I hate to sound like a broken record,

Well, I should go, I should get this coffee home

Well, I was really just here

Well, kindergarten is a tough transition.

Well, maybe it's all that matters.

Well, maybe you should call Drew

Well, no. He aged out,

Well, that and... three.

Well, there's one part of us that actually can't regenerate.

Well, tonight's theme is Mermaid Cove,

Well, we had a night nanny.

Well, weren't you home?

Well, when you guys applied,

Well, why?

Well, you seem like a great mom.

Well, you should see the river.

Well, you're gonna find out any day now, so...

Well...

What about George? He has ten desserts.

What about Jonah?

What are you doing here? You live here now?

What are you doing out here?

What are you gonna do when that cute little butt of yours drops

What do you do?

What do you mean?

What does it even mean?

What does that mean, "kids like Jonah"?

What happens then?

What is it?

What is it?

What is that dog's name again?

What is this "quirky" thing

What kind of... stuff is he into?

What my clients really need.

What the...?

What the...?

What, is it another family or something?

What, there's a fucking lobby now?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Does she breastfeed?

What? So she's judging our choices now.

What? Tell me. I have to know.

What'd it used to be?

What's Draculaura's story again?

What's going on, little fella?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's it about?

What's Sarah like?

What's that?

When do the birds start singing?

When I'm not licking your asshole.

When is your due date again?

When our son was born,

Where are my legs? What's going on?

Where are we going?!

Where are you going?

Where is it?

Where she's starting to be really hard on herself.

Where the chicken's organs used to be.

Where the nanny tries to kill the family

Where?

Where'd you go?

Where's Mia?

Which is companionship and love.

Which one is Draculaura again?

Which one?

Who cares if it's popular?

Who cares?

Who shadows him during the day,

Who's gonna look after Mia?

Who's he?

Who's nice and doesn't talk too much.

Who's this?

Whoa, your molecules are everywhere.

Whoa.

Whoa. Where... where are the kids sitting?

Why are you leaving?

Why are you so nice to me?

Why can't I just be honest

Why do you wear makeup now?

Why don't you just tell her you want a change of scenery?

Why is the house so clean?

Why the fuck did you bring me out here then?

Why would I murder you?

Why?

Why?

Why? Why do I have to lie to her?

Why? You don't like it?

Will be made up of entirely new planks.

With a short solar day.

With all of our models.

With each pregnancy, and this whole free spirit thing...

With no seat assignments,

Wow, we can actually have a conversation.

Wow. God, that's nice.

Y You're doing it. Um...

Yeah, and what am I supposed to do now?

Yeah, but that's the downside of living on a planet

Yeah, but you pretty much are the baby.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I'm a personal hug buffer now.

Yeah, it always reminds me of college.

Yeah, it was my Mom's name.

Yeah, it's actually kind of weird.

Yeah, it's the same one.

Yeah, like Sarah's hamster.

Yeah, lucky little bastards.

Yeah, no one's treated my whole

Yeah, nobody... nobody gets what I do.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, she's a barnacle.

Yeah, she's sleeping.

Yeah, that's a G Wagon.

Yeah, that's Daddy's smile.

Yeah, that's why it's all black like that.

Yeah, they can't grow back.

Yeah, what's her name?

Yeah, you do.

Yeah, you guys really have your hands full with Jonah.

Yeah, you're right. I was home.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Actually they just need you to finish up some paperwork

Yeah. And you, uh...

Yeah. Do you know what a night nanny is?

Yeah. Hi. I'm Drew.

Yeah. I mean, he finds the whole thing a little weird.

Yeah. I'm in several.

Yeah. Let's get a drink.

Yeah. No.

Yeah. She's, uh... she's a troublemaker.

Yeah. We got a karaoke machine.

Yeah. You should call me sometime.

Yeah. You you kidding me?

Yep.

Yep.

Yes, I'm fine.

Yes, you'd need to hire this person.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You all right?

You barely even know they're there.

You can ignore him. It's fine.

You can't be a good mother if you don't practice self care.

You can't be self conscious of me.

You can't fix the parts without treating the whole.

You can't just outsource your entire life.

You could have murdered me.

You did?

You did? Were you in the desert?

You didn't hire me one of those people.

You do your thing.

You don't even wake up anyway.

You don't have to apologize.

You don't have to leave,

You don't have to wake up five times a night or whatever.

You don't live there anymore!

You go upstairs and get some rest.

You got a smile for Daddy?

You happy now?

You have a big year.

You have a lot going on.

You have a warm bed and you have three babies.

You have had zero kids.

You have to show me that you can do a pee.

You just don't see it. This is the real me

You just take a bunch of lemon

You know they make sangria in prison toilets, right?

You know what, I am going to

You know, Craig's paying for it.

You know, I wouldn't ever expect her

You know, I've got a couple of trips coming up.

You know, if you want to...

You know, sometimes it just doesn't... it's not a fit.

You know, the, uh, that thing in your stomach.

You know, they stay over for a few weeks, or a month,

You know, you'll find the right place.

You know, you're gonna get a pedicure

You look a little beat up.

You look like you're about to pop.

You must be Marlo.

You need to go to the bathroom, buddy?

You need to rest, Mommy.

You okay?

You ready?

You ready?

You really didn't have to do that.

You really...

You remember that thing?

You said that, and I don't want her to grow.

You see, you are a homemaker.

You still got my number?

You still live at the loft?

You still want it?

You think he's going to respect me more now I got promoted?

You think Jonah is retarded.

You trusted me with Mia's life.

You want to count with me?

You want to give me some branches?

You want to talk to a friend?

You wouldn't want one. They catch fire all the time.

You you think you're gonna be okay?

You... are boring. Your marriage is boring.

You'll never get past "good evening."

You're convinced that you're this failure,

You're empty.

You're expelling him?

You're gonna feel a little bit of freezing, okay?

You're gonna love it. We love having three.

You're gonna take care of yourself.

You're gonna... floss.

You're gonna... take a shower every day.

You're hammered.

You're into a little, uh...

You're into a little, uh...

You're keeping that.

You're like a book of fun facts for unpopular fourth graders.

You're right.

You're swamped, on a big project.

You've got a great ass.

Your house is boring, but that's fucking incredible!

Yup.

'cause I'm, like, laying my shit out here. Yeah.

About what? The night nanny.

All right, bye bye. Bye.

and he needs... Oh, my God,

and you're good to go. Hmm.

Are you guys gonna be good? Mm hmm.

Are you okay? Fine.

Are you still at the same address? Yeah.

at factory farms? What?

Because I made sangria? Mm hmm.

Breathe it out. And go, go, go, go, go, go.

Bye. Bye.

Can we get one? Nope.

Cheers. Cheers.

Cool! All right.

Cool. I know.

Craig's boss gave it to us. Wow.

Crazy. Yep.

Don't do that. breastfeeding,

Drew, how are you, buddy? Craig. How's it going?

Drew's gonna be angry. Why are you doing this?

Fuck this! No, no, no.

Fuck. Ow! It's okay. Just one more.

Good night. Good night.

Good? Yeah.

Good. He's doing much better.

Have sex? Mm hmm.

He filled it with water. Oh.

Hey, buddy. Hey, Jo Jo.

Hey, Elyse. Hey.

Hey, Mia. Mia. I want one.

Hey! Sarah, I'm gonna steal those boots

Hey. Hey. Sorry I'm late.

Hey. Hi.

Hey. I love you. No, seriously,

Hi, Elmo. Oh, hi, Zoe.

Hi, Marlo. Hi.

Hi. Hey.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Thanks, Dallas.

Hi. We've got karaoke.

His battery? His battery.

Hold still. Hold still! Ow!

Honey? Hmm? What?

Human resources with a company that makes protein bars. Oh.

I am, actually. It's so easy.

I promise. No, let's just...

I remember I could barely make it to the gym. Yes!

I wasn't. Look, I... no, you need to calm down.

I'm scared. That's okay.

I'm so tired. I know, I know.

It was crazy. Okay.

It's just not the right fit, Marlo. Just say what you mean.

Jonah is bright, he's great. Oh, my God.

Jonah, don't! Other lot! Let's just park here, okay?

Let me drive you home. You can't drive!

Let me take this. Yes! The Moreaus have arrived.

Let's go home. No, no, no.

let's leave the car here and take a cab. No.

Lighter, lighter. No, it's good enough.

Lighter. Okay, can you stop?

Lighter. Lighter. Dark.

Lighter. Lighter. Dark. Dark.

Like in the backyard? Yeah. No, no, no.

like it's definitely a boy. Marlo didn't want

Like your new baby? I'm not scared of the baby.

Maybe she's nocturnal. Huh.

Mm. Oh, yeah. 'Course.

Mm... Sorry.

Mom, make him stop! Other lot, Mama!

Mom? Hmm?

Monday. Jesus, don't have it here.

never sleep at all. No.

No problem. Oh...

No, I have to go first. Whoa.

No, I'm... You're gonna see her soon.

No, no, no! three minutes ago!

No, no, no! No, no, no! Let's just park here!

No! Yes.

No! No! Jonah!

No. I do.

No. Yes, and he's ruining it

No. It's not fair. You should know, Yeah.

of the most beautiful places I've ever been. Epcot?

Oh, God. What?

Oh, I need Mia. Oh, fuck. Okay.

Oh, my... what? That sameness

Oh, sure. Thanks.

Oh, yeah. Fred is so chill.

Oh! Oh, you're really full.

Oh. Here, I'll take her.

Oh. I'm here to apologize for the other day.

Oh. If a barnacle latches onto a whale, it's harmless.

Oh. Okay, you know what, everybody does it.

Oh. Yeah, why?

Okay. Good.

Okay. Have fun.

Okay. I want one.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Mm hmm. Good?

one of my favorite songs. I know.

Ooh, is it money? No.

Other lot! He doesn't like it when we do things diff...

Other lot! Jonah, please?

Other lot! You know how he gets with his routine.

Other lot! Other lot! I have to meet with Mrs. Bell

Other lot! Other lot! Like, three minutes ago.

Other lot. Not again.

Other lot. Other lot. Jonah, I have to meet with Mrs. Bell.

Ow! Okay, it's all right.

Probably caught fire already. You're lying.

Right here. I still can't find it!

same shitty parents, Oh, my...

She ate her own young. Hey.

She's, uh... she's still out. What is her maiden name?

so the chickens can't peck each other. Mm.

So, what are the consequences? I don't know.

Stay awake. Mm.

Such a blessing. Yes.

Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. You're welcome.

Thank you. You, too. You're welcome.

that I let this happen. You didn't do anything.

That's amazing. Yeah.

That's worse than a butt. I know, Sarah.

The game hasn't started yet. So? I'm thirsty.

The... Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah.

there's no there anymore. No, no, no, no, no.

This is gonna be great. Yeah.

those little outfits with the hat and... Yeah.

Tully. What?

Uh huh? And I just never got around to it.

Uh uh. No?

Um... I miss her.

Um... Oh...

Watch a movie with Drew. Okay.

We don't hate your kid. Oh, my God.

We're good. Okay.

Well, yeah, just what you've always wanted. Yeah.

What? Go to the other parking lot.

What? I don't know.

What? I get it, Laurie,

What's happening here? You know, I feel

What's this? Oh, God.

Why are you sorry? I'm just so sorry

Why? It just is.

with a cane at the end. Right.

with your brother and his wife. I understand.

Wow. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, easy, easy. Hi.

Yeah, Friday was my last day. Wow.

Yeah, her dad passed away. Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah, no, they're... Yeah.

Yeah, three kids. Mm.

Yeah. Have a great day, okay?

Yeah. Hmm.

Yeah. Is the dog gonna be out?

Yeah. No, I have thought about all of that.

Yeah. Oh, okay, good.

Yeah. Oh.

Yeah. Okay?

Yes. All right.

You hate my kid! What?!

You hate us! We don't hate you.

You know? Yeah.

you're being an asshole. Stop. Drew needs to focus

You're joking. Mm mm.

...get over yourself.

...is trying to figure out

...the collection that we're going to see here today.

'cause I guess the teachers can't handle him.

'Cause I just need you to stay

'Cause I need your help.

'cause I want to do that too, sometimes,

'cause you didn't do anything wrong.

"Katie Kazoo decides

"The Iliad" or whatever the fuck they read!