The Suicide Squad Edit

A big bag of dicks, how's that?

A little drink never hurt nobody.

A positive development.

A power dampener.

A run of the mill fucking military coup,

A scientific experimentation facility

A style watch. You can watch TV on it.

A world class marksman.

Abner, do you see who that is?

Abner?

About the sacrifices necessary

About their new president today,

After hours, he hangs out at a gentlemen's club

Ain't real music at all."

All in all...

All names are letters, dickhead.

All right, calm down with the rats!

All right, nice and easy.

All right, troops are coming.

All right, we cut through the jungle to get to Valle Del Mar.

All right, we'll camp here,

All right, we'll enter through the third floor,

All right, we're gonna need you to drive the minibus,

All right.

All right.

All right...

All that shit in your face is to make your brain good?

All those people, John.

All troops on the south beach are engaged.

Although he was a genius...

Although the Cold War was ended,

Although the United States did not condone

Although, probably don't need to say this,

Amateurs.

American goddamn astronauts found Starro.

American women all love accents.

An unacceptable leader.

And all the cruelty...

And cannot be wielded with certainty.

And children I need to kill to get it.

And destroy every trace of Project Starfish.

And didn't tell us?

And everything in your psychological profile tells me

And finally, we have Abner Krill.

And go home.

And he can get you into Jotunheim.

And he sacrificed himself to help us.

And I also told you to go out there and do your own thing

And I am a bachelor.

And I detonate the explosive device in the base of your skull.

And I didn't mean to hurt you...

And I haven't got many of those.

And I will kill every last one of you,

And I would murder him.

And I'd say, "Why are you screaming at me?

And I've decided that you should eat

And if I saw any,

And if you had fooled us, we'd have to kill you,

And in here, well, you never know what might happen

And it stands for what?

And it was full of starvin' rats.

And killed them all.

And killing kids?

And love 'em or hate 'em,

And Miss Waller said maybe you could help me out.

And my brothers and sisters into superheroes.

And now look at him.

And now, because of

And one day, he just locked me in a crate for 24 hours.

And R.I.P. to that absolutely beautiful monster

And she was obsessed with turning me

And she's getting back at us

And somebody said I had to eat

And stay far away

And their families to the fortress,

And their loved ones.

And then I'd say,

And there's no one but me capable of controlling it.

And they can be your lookout.

And they hired me to oversee them.

And they kept us warm at night,

And those hosts in turn become part of the central being.

And to La Gatita Amable.

And tomorrow we'll go straight through to the city

And what kind of disguise?

And your mom, where is she now?

And, if convicted,

And, of course...

Any questions?

Are the only one...

Are you being sarcastic with me?

Are you drinkin' tea?

Are you in or out?

Are you messing around right now?

Are you there?

Arrived with you to Corto Maltese?

As he's developed a taste for human meat.

As imperfect my father was...

As well as Americans.

At least I don't kill men for money like you.

Avoid Avenida Medrano.

Aw, fizzle sticks. Hold on.

Aw. He's offering you a pretty leaf

Be a mite careful,

Be quiet, please.

Because I'm thorough.

Because my court date is coming up,

Because, you know,

Between your legs, but...

Bird.

Blackguard sold us out.

Blackguard, get back into your position.

Blackguard.

Bloodsport is off mission.

Bloodsport, Ratcatcher,

Bloodsport.

Bloodsport's got a rat phobia.

Boomer!

Boss.

Burdens.

But as I've noted,

But banish the thought

But better.

But eventually we'll get him back up to speed.

But I am a romantic, Harley.

But I was arrested

But I'll do anything to get out of this hellhole.

But if I pretend they're my mom, it's easy.

But it's a matter of chance,

But my people, the Corto Malteseans,

But nothing that your phone can't fucking do!

But right now our objectives align with yours.

But she's right, we gotta keep moving.

But some find me to be

But soon you will all be joining

But that isn't an open invitation

But then she dragged out the paternity test.

But we can still activate the bombs,

But we just saved a whole bloody city.

But, a week ago, this guy,

But, if anything, he's shown he's resilient.

But, you know, we got him to...

By saddling us with this douchebag.

By the Herrera family.

Carry it for who?

Carry it for...

Cazo, will you be joining us?

Check it out.

Child,

Cleo.

Colonel, dispatch

Colonel, I got a clean shot on the only one in the office.

Colonel, what are you doing?

Colto Maltese tezios. Maltese els.

Come on, DuBois, this could be our last drink.

Come on, man, this isn't personal.

Come on!

Congratulations, Bloodsport.

Containing something known only as Project Starfish.

Control, we have a disturbance south of here.

Copy.

Corto Maltese

Corto Maltese is no longer a U.S. ally.

Corto Maltese will have free democratic elections

Corto Malteseans, of course.

Could be sent right here to old Belle Reve.

Creeping up on us like that.

Damn it.

Damn.

Did anyone check on whether Weasel could swim?

Didn't.

Died.

Dim mak.

Dissidents,

Do you copy, DuBois?

Do you ever use it anymore?

Do you want a dozen angry rodents crawling up your ass?

Does it talk?

Don't give any more to Polka!

Don't make me do this.

Don't they have blockades at the city limits?

Don't they know how awesome you are?

Don't worry, Flag, I got the bird.

Don't you worry, yeah?

DuBois?

Easy, Inspector Gadget.

Eight, seven, six,

Even with my help, you think you can get into Jotunheim?

Every dick until the beach was clean for liberty,

Everywhere.

Except for the thousands of people

Excuse me.

Exploding compression bullets.

Extensions of itself.

Find my coordinates in the pad and meet me in half an hour.

Fine. You know what, Tyla needs to grow up anyway

Fire on three, two...

Fit to carry my javelin.

Five, four, three,

Flag was my friend.

Flag was the one who initially recommended you.

Flag.

Flag.

Floating, staring at the stars.

Fomenting disruption in a hostile nation

For a mental defective dressed as a court jester.

For a reason, but he didn't say why!

For armed bank robbery, do you believe it?

For his or her own completely unique set of abilities.

For many years now.

For scientific advancement.

For the first time in 90 years.

For the past 30 years.

For their unique abilities. He does exactly what I do.

For what? What the heck?

For you to cough without covering your mouth.

For, like, three hours about how your name is Milton.

Forgive my appearance, Senorita Quinn.

Forgot the rat.

Friends.

From me or anyone like me, didn't I?

From one of our own eatin' our bollocks.

Fuck is that?

Fuck you!

Fuck your mission.

Fuck! [grunts]

Fuck! He has been with us the whole time.

Fuck.

Fuck. That's true.

Fuck's sake.

Gaius Grieves, the Thinker,

General Silvio Luna, along with his right hand man,

Get Grieves to help you by whatever means necessary

Get on the satellite, Dale, you fucking dickhead!

Give me back the drive.

Go to the inner staircase, and then down to the cellar

God damn it, Task Force X, this is your last

God!

Goddamn hobbyists.

Good dog.

Good God.

Good, listen.

Good. Let's meet your team.

Gracias.

Gracias.

Gracias.

Grows larger, more powerful.

Had his way with me.

Hand over the drive!

Hand.

Harley Luna.

Harley Quinn.

Harley Quinn's fire and rebellion

Harley, take the high ground!

Harley. Those last three aren't things.

Has anyone got eyes or ears on any more?

Have you come to save me from that madman?

Have you shown them the birdies?

He always wants to be near you.

He built the machines I employ today...

He contacted the fucking Corto Maltese Army!

He does throw polka dots at people.

He does.

He has very kind eyes.

He just told me I have to carry this javelin

He loved me.

He throws polka dots at people.

He wanted to share this with the press.

He was a really nice guy,

He was helping us!

He would dole out the punishment.

He's a weasel. He's harmless.

He's an expert in weapons and hand to hand combat.

He's been taken by the enemy.

He's dead.

He's dead. This is his daughter.

He's in prison for putting Superman in the ICU

He's obviously lying.

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

Here you go, champ.

Here's the deal. We fail the mission, you die.

Here's to being alive in three hours.

Hey, Boomer.

Hey, chica.

Hey, Flag.

Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. Had to go number two.

Hey, guys. Whoa.

Hey, he's learnin' Spanish.

Hey, hey, he's not a werewolf, okay!

Hey, I didn't ask to be a father in the first place.

Hey, Pissmaker, we're on a mission.

Hey, Polka Dot Man,

Hey, uh, all that stuff about his daughter,

Hey, wake up, wake up.

Hey, we gonna kill Megalodouche now, or what?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Mateo!

Hey. We're not here to help your people.

His father was a mercenary

His father was a soldier who trained his son

Hmm, good to know.

Hmm, it's all right.

Hmm?

Hola.

Holdin' a gun on me is pretty fucking personal.

Hopefully, Harley's still alive.

How about a round of Fernets for the table.

How about some, uh...

How are we supposed to get in?

How could you get 69 troops into the...

How deep of a sleeper are you?

How many meta power teammates

How the hell am I supposed to know?

How to kill a man with a single blow.

How to kill from the moment he was born.

How we getting in? Especially with Charlie the Tuna here.

How? [coughs]

How's Team Two holding up?

However, upon spending the day with you,

Huh?

Huh?

I agreed to meet with you just to appease them.

I always hit my targets dead center.

I am ready to change.

I am walking back and forth.

I am.

I call it Starro the Conqueror.

I can't believe this thing had a bullet.

I can't believe you don't care that I stole,

I can't let you do that, Colonel.

I care that you got caught for stealing

I carry friend?

I cherish peace with all my heart.

I could be your friend, Milton.

I crossed a line.

I didn't pick the damn team!

I don't care how many men, women,

I don't function well early in the morning.

I don't know, I'm not familiar with all the breeds.

I don't know.

I don't like to kill people,

I don't only care that you got caught,

I don't remember any Milton.

I don't smoke.

I don't think I've ever even met Milton.

I don't think so. I think I would've noticed

I ever had in me had been wrung out bare by my old man.

I find myself hardly able to think straight.

I got another 15.

I got road rage. In a bank.

I had the chicken.

I have admired you from afar

I have no issues with how much I loved my father.

I have nothing good to offer you?

I have prepared lunch.

I have recently learned

I heard he was sort of a hero down in Corto Maltese.

I hit them more in the center.

I hope so.

I joined the military to serve my country,

I just didn't say anything until...

I knew Sebastian sensed good in you for a reason.

I know what I'm carrying the javelin for.

I know what you're tryin' to say.

I know, I caught that. It's a disgusting superpower.

I know, I know.

I know, this is messed up.

I know, you both served

I like the ring of that.

I liked him from the beginning, okay?

I love the rain.

I love your accent.

I mean, he's not harmless, he's killed 27 children,

I no friends.

I realize that, but I'm ready to change.

I shall do to you as we did to your employees.

I stole.

I think he senses good in you.

I think he's agreed to do this.

I think it's trying to get out.

I think liberty is just your excuse

I think you have a serious case of daddy issues.

I think you might got me confused.

I think you're more pretty like this,

I thought he stayed back with the bus.

I thought you were looking for Project Starfish.

I told you I didn't trust him.

I told you I'd make you a leader, DuBois.

I told you that information can't get out. Fuck!

I took his machinery and came to America.

I turned them into my mother in my head and killed them.

I understand where you're coming from.

I was happy,

I was having the most wonderful dream.

I was hoping you'd entertain my kid's birthday party.

I wasn't certain how safe it was,

I wear disguise.

I will ask again.

I will be outta here soon enough

I wish I could give that to you.

I would do the healthy thing

I would say no problemo.

I wouldn't take such extreme measures...

I... You. We're here to save you.

I'd be on the lookout for red flags.

I'd make a deal with the Devil to stop them.

I'd rather not be called at all.

I'll be alive. You speak for yourself.

I'm a motherfucking super...

I'm a princess.

I'm a superhero!

I'm an assassin! Why would I share my liabilities?

I'm going to get you out of here alive.

I'm going with you 'cause I don't trust this guy.

I'm gonna get you out of here alive.

I'm gonna go with Afghan Hound.

I'm gonna guess because it's friendly.

I'm gonna need that drive, Colonel.

I'm guessing that you are not the alphas of this battalion.

I'm not joining your goddamn Suicide Squad.

I'm not shakin' the rat's hand.

I'm protecting this country.

I'm right here, I'm the one you're looking for.

I'm so kind, sure.

I'm sorry for you.

I'm sorry it's so... flamboyant.

I'm the one who called you.

I'm the one who contacted you.

I'm tired of coverin' up their dirty little secrets.

I'm waitin' for God to tell me.

I'm working on something similar with humans.

I've been working with the beast for 30 years.

I've uploaded it all to a secure server.

I've uploaded the location on your MTS.

I've wanted to meet a werewolf forever.

If a guy named Milton's been with us.

If anyone dares to say a negative word

If anything, the White House will consider

If God existed,

If I didn't finish a task right,

If I die 'cause I gambled on love,

If it was you about to be eaten by King Shark,

If Jotunheim contains the technology

If they discover us there...

If they do,

If they have purpose,

If we all go free,

If we find out you have personalized license plates, you die.

If we gotta watch our back

If you cough without covering your mouth...

If you did, would you eat them?

If you mismatch blacks, you die.

If you've destroyed Jotunheim and the records within,

Impossible, dear. They're corpses below those stars.

In a violent military coup.

In bizarre experiments with this creature.

In English, it's simply the Death Touch,

In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon.

In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon.

In Japan, it's kyoshu jitsu.

In Jotunheim.

In the entire U.S. prison system.

In the face of American oppression

In the hands of the Luna regime,

In weaponizing such a powerful beast,

Including the life of a hero like yours, sir,

Is a geneticist in charge of Project Starfish.

Is a small island nation off the coast of South America.

Is gonna have to stay out of sight.

Is Harley alive?

Is having you as my father.

Is mine!

Is something to which my entire country aspires.

Is that rat waving at me?

Is this thing a dog?

Is this what's supposed to happen? What the fuck?

It appears it is.

It causes an international incident!

It does other things too!

It feeds on their consciousnesses.

It goes public.

It is having little babies.

It is potentially cataclysmic for Americans and the world.

It looks cool. I think.

It looks nothin' like me.

It may sound archaic

It never has to see the light of day.

It stands for me.

It was a really good plan, too.

It will be a worthy death.

It'll take some surgery,

It's a pleasure to serve you.

It's an interdimensional virus.

It's been the primary focus of my experiments here

It's embarrassing!

It's happening to his face again.

It's headed towards the city, and I think it wants

It's just a rash.

It's like angels are splooging all over us.

It's not a toilet seat, it's a beacon of freedom!

It's not a very common name.

It's not racist.

It's not. [grunts]

It's out of my hands.

It's Project Starfish, Miss Waller.

It's proof the American government

It's what a name is.

It's your mom!

Javelin.

Journalists,

Just everyone get into position to drop.

Just get the rats out of here!

Just give the word.

Just keep that fucking rat away from me.

Just making sure everything was ready to go.

Just one.

Just our normal, casual morning meeting.

Just put it against the wall.

Just to save the fucking world, that's all.

Keepin' the peace is worth any price,

Kill anyone you see. These are dangerous people.

Killed in drunk driving accidents every year.

Kind of a red flag.

Known as La Gatita Amable.

Krill, turn around now!

Leave him alone, Boomer.

Let's all just... Let's talk about this.

Let's get it.

Let's go to Jotunheim.

Let's go.

Let's pray they do not, or you will all be dead.

Little kids.

Look, I know Flag wanted to give the drive to the press,

Look, look. I brought everybody, look.

Look, right here, a mile north.

Looks like we gotta find something to do

Luna and Suarez murdered my entire family.

Luna and the other generals

Luna, however, is virulently anti American.

Malte multoids. Colt a mults?

Manipulates animal behavior, clever.

Many years ago, the rumors began of a beast.

Mayor General Mateo Suarez,

Mayor General Suarez can be rather harsh

Me too. And Weasel,

Me?

Meaning, nothing you see here ever happened.

Means that under the right circumstances,

Might I be frank, Harley?

Millennials.

Milton was still with us?

Milton will drive you through town

Mine too.

Miss Waller charged me with makin' sure

Mongal.

Monster nom nom?

Motherfuckers!

Motherfucking warning!

Must have been in the building you just demolished.

My answer might not be what you expect.

My deepest apologies for disturbing you.

My mother said to count back again.

My mother was a scientist at S.T.A.R. Labs,

My old man.

My people say you would make the perfect wife.

Nanaue, stay off the comm.

Nanaue, would you eat your friends?

Nanaue! Monster is nom nom!

Nanaue.

Nanaue.

Nazis came here seeking asylum after World War II.

Negative, Flag.

Never to return.

New dumb friends.

Next time you want to nick something,

Next up is King Shark.

Next, we have Cleo Cazo,

No one is sayin' what they did was right.

No one likes a show off.

No, but I've been around Flag when he's got a rag in his mouth.

No, I'm no fucking leader!

No, no, no!

No, no, no! [screaming]

No, not really.

No, Papa.

No, what's fucking embarrassing

No!

No!

No!

No! No!

No?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Our ride's here.

No. That nom nom though.

No...

Nom nom?

Non lethal.

Nope.

Norman Bates, if that shit's contagious, we need to know.

Northeast, all clear. Approach the shore.

Not juvie. Being 16 in the state of Louisiana

Not my name.

Not to be its puppet.

Not to mention what will happen to your daughter.

Not today, you don't. You're up.

Nothing like a bloodbath to start the day.

Now, come on.

Now, if I don't, you know, expel the dots twice a day...

Now, if you kill any one of us,

Now, it is our enemies who shall be fearful.

Of a goddamn... Harley, wait!

Of all creatures, my love.

Of any such experiments being held on American soil.

Of course it's possible

Of course, I shoulda known.

Oh, extreme? Oh, yeah, a little extreme.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Oh, fuck off!

Oh, fuck, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, hell.

Oh, here we go.

Oh, I tried to lay off her,

Oh, is that what you heard? Because not quite.

Oh, my God, is it a werewolf?

Oh, my God, Miss Waller!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God. I'm good at my job.

Oh, my God! What the fuck did you do?

Oh, no way.

Oh, no...

Oh, please,

Oh, shit, there's...

Oh, sorry. Comin' through.

Oh, that guy! Milton, Milton. [chuckles]

Oh, that's just a taste of what's on that drive.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, you're going to wear a disguise.

Oh!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, I crossed a line!

Okay, we gotta calm down.

Okay.

Okay. You're gonna lead me and Ratcatcher 2 to Project Starfish.

On behalf of the entire staff of Our Honorable General

On special forces in Qurac that took down Avral Kaddam.

On the small island nation of Corto Maltese today.

Once through the gate, we'll use you to get through the retinal scanner.

Once we're clear, we blow the tits off that thing,

Once we're inside, we separate into teams.

One.

Only that I got caught!

Only they don't know it yet.

Ooh.

Open it!

Or Him. Or any of them, really.

Or my daughter ever sees the inside of a prison,

Or we'll be late to meet my contact.

Or would you rather be called Durlin?

Our intelligence says it does,

Our intelligence sources tell us

Our munitions expertise are needed to place the explosives,

Out back that's looking for some chum.

Over the past 100 years,

Over.

Papa, wake up.

Peacemaker.

Peacemaker.

Piss off.

Political rivals,

Presidente Silvio Eleuterio Luna,

Put it in there. Now you're safe.

Put this on.

Quit bein' a play baby.

Ratatouille, what do you got?

Ratcatcher is also off mission.

Rats are the lowliest and most despised

Really?

Recently, I made a promise to myself

Recover Flag before moving on to the city.

Rick Flag?

Robert DuBois.

Roger that.

Said they found him in the rubble.

Savant is off the rails.

Savant, hold your position.

Savant, I'm warning you, this is desertion.

Savant, turn back.

Savant!

Saved a city of millions

Sebastian, come!

See that? It's pretending to read a book.

Senorita Quinn,

Senorita.

Shames me to say

Shark shaped bloke with a moustache

She could be tried as an adult.

She infected me.

She was gonna kill his kid?

She'll kill you, you know.

She's the leader of the freedom fighters,

Shipping him back here.

Si, Camila.

Si.

Si.

Si.

Si.

Signal jammers around the city.

Since I took control, the majority love me.

Since when does an Afghan Hound have bloody thumbs?

Sixty nine?

Sixty nine.

Smaller bullets.

So do we all.

So please...

So smart, me. Enjoy book so much.

So they want you to get hitched?

So this is the famous Suicide Squad.

So you can blend in.

So you can lay off of her, okay?

So,

So, a year in juvie, no fucking problem.

So, no funny business.

So, okay, okay, destroy the hard drive.

So, smile.

So, when did this great love affair with Milton start?

So, when's this Thinker guy supposed to be here?

So, why are you here when you and I both know

So, why don't you just throw it away?

So, you want us to kill Luna?

So, your clearest path is Calle Aguero.

So...

Some...

Somebody named Milton has been with us the whole time?

Something as stupid as a fucking TV watch!

Sorry, kid.

Sorry, kid.

Sorry, old chum.

Stand down!

Starfish is a slang term for a butthole.