Cruella Edit

A black cape, pots of paint.

A circular slice of banana on your cheek.

A Devil!

A fashion riot in Regent's Park broke out today.

A few things.

A life lived in penance

A mistake.

A night of fabulousness and mayhem and possible death.

A triumph.

A well cut skirt is a lifesaver, girls.

A woman... (SOBS)

Actually, he's a good lawyer.

Actually, it is.

After all we've done for her.

Afternoon.

Again, annoying.

Agreed.

Ah, excuse me, sir.

Ah, you know your gowns.

Ah, you.

Ah! (CHUCKLES)

Ah. Here she is.

Albeit a liar,

All of you good guys

All right, boys, look alert. First vehicle arriving.

All right, cool. Groovy.

All right, easy, easy, easy!

All right, how do I look?

All right, let's have a bit of professionalism, please, Horace.

All right, sorry. Slow down. What? What are we...

All right, that's enough. I've loved our little chat,

All right, we should put on some music or something.

All right.

All right. Stop the car!

Alleys, designs, people, their souls.

Almost.

Almost.

Although he spends most of his time playing piano in a dingy little bar,

Although I think you're wrong. It's not her.

Although they have focused rather on the rats.

Although, looking back, "happy" may be the wrong word.

Always. (CHUCKLES SADLY)

Am I going to have to catch you up a lot, or can you keep up?

An employee once stole it.

And a little bit mad. (CHUCKLES)

And a wicked genius

And at least I never get that.

And by "if," I mean you are.

And ends up alone.

And friendly.

And gave them the wrong tip.

And get your dried up, desiccated little brain working.

And her death really overshadowed the whole thing.

And I always trust my instincts.

And I choose me.

And I have things to do.

And I know that she caused it,

And I need help.

And I ran for a long time.

And I thought

And I tried to be sweet

And I tried.

And I want to make trouble. You in?

And I wasn't going to fail her again.

And I will keep my mouth shut,

And I will never come back here.

And I'm ahead of the game

And just to be sure, a distraction,

And let something extraordinary go.

And made a coat.

And me and Jasper

And might I say, your school seems to turn out horrible children

And most of the funds meant for refurbs are being embezzled by you,

And now I worked there.

And of course, "Thank you for doing all my dirty work, guys."

And one we can get past. I know it.

And she failed dismally.

And she killed my other mother.

And someone not. This is my lawyer, Roger.

And the devil has much better taste

And then go straight down to the end.

And then it came to me.

And then killed the sweetest woman,

And then she fell off a cliff and died.

And then the posh people die.

And there was one thing I knew they'd be looking for.

And there's that understatement thing you do.

And this Cruella creature is... (CLEARS THROAT)

And this Cruella person is everywhere.

And vicious.

And we were reaping the rewards.

And we'll start planning how to make this London thing work.

And wear the hat.

And what about breakfast? Which is now on the floor.

And what the schedules are.

And Wink and Buddy

And Wink was just plain friendly.

And you need to be among your own kind.

And you're cute when you are.

And you're going to help me with it.

And you're in my shop.

And you're right.

And, Estella, make the bodice

And, uh, when you come in tomorrow, try and remember to bring a brain.

Anita Darling, my darling.

ANITA: Baroness.

Anyway,

Apparently all the young people are doing it now.

Artie will be working downstairs.

Artie, boys. Boys, Artie.

Artie's tribe of dressmakers, of course.

As did Estella.

As in, completely. Invented it.

As soon as you're not, you're dust.

As the department stores that stock your range,

Bad dog, Genghis.

Baroness, '65, in the window. Winter collection.

Baroness, we have that meeting at the Ritz.

BARONESS: Come along.

BARONESS: I don't pay you for problems.

BARONESS: No one is interested in what you write, my dear.

BARONESS: Police Commissioner Weston!

BARONESS: There's been the most dreadful accident.

BARONESS: There's something about it that irritates me

BARONESS: You're a fool.

Baroness.

Baroness.

Baroness.

Be really blind

Beauty is the only thing that matters

Because I dragged you out of the smoke and flames

Before I knew it, ten years had passed.

Before she died,

Before they consumed you.

Before you fire me, I have something to say.

Besides, wreaking havoc at galas is my personal specialty.

Big night.

Black and White Ball. I like to make an impact.

Blaze of glory.

Blimey, it's her.

Bold and brilliant.

Bored? Are you kidding?

Born bad

Born brilliant,

Box up my lunch, Estella.

BOY: Nice jacket.

Brilliant. Thank you.

Buddy, unfortunately, did not.

Buddy! No!

Buddy. I found him.

But a new day brings new opportunities

But also helpful.

But also stunningly dressed women who pull the focus off of her.

But Alterations, you wouldn't...

But as good as things were, I felt I was meant for more in this life.

But as you can see, I broke the promise.

But Cruella has no shame.

But Cruella was alive.

But I do love you.

But I feel much better now that I'm

But I go right to the front gate 'cause I dress this well

But I know someone who can.

But I like to say that normal is the cruelest insult of them all

But I was on my lunch break in a public space.

But I'm afraid that now I'm going to have to have you arrested, um, for

But I'm getting ahead of myself.

But it was about to be.

But no tea.

But not quite.

But of course my mother knew that.

But people do need a villain to believe in,

But she has made it me or her...

But she was gone.

But the first two of you to arrive are going to get very badly hurt.

But the real reason Roger was fired is because...

But the thing is...

But they were a better option than being in jail.

But you're stuck in the past

But, you know, killing her is not gonna make that go away.

By her very own mother.

Bypass the cameras, open the safe, steal the necklace

Call me crazy, call me insane

Can change the whole direction of your life.

Can I get you some cucumber? Thinly sliced.

Can I hug you?

Can we go here?

Can't be a fashion designer in a small town anyway.

Can't you idiots see?

Card?

Chanel, 1950. Spring collection.

Check your employment contract.

Check, check, not quite sure about the death though.

Cheers.

Clean my office, top to bottom.

Coincidence.

Come along.

Come along. Up here.

Come on, Buddy.

Come on, dogs. Regent's Park it is.

Come on, Wink.

Come on.

Come on. I'm sure she's a terrible boss.

Come on. Stand to attention.

Come with me. Leave the bag.

COMMISSIONER: Search the grounds!

COMMISSIONER: The boys are locked up, but we have a problem.

CONSTABLE: Who is this?

Correct response. Well done.

Cripes!

Cruella could never afford to make it.

Cruella de Vil

Cruella de Vil

Cruella de Vil Cruella de Vil

Cruella de Vil Cruella de Vil

Cruella de Vil.

Cruella gets things done.

Cruella person, don't you think?

Cruella, best known for upstaging the Baroness in the fashion world,

Cruella, Cruella de Vil

Cruella, some call her a designer,

CRUELLA: ...and Jasper.

CRUELLA: ...her confidence.

CRUELLA: ...the best I could think to do

CRUELLA: "Ignore them"?

CRUELLA: (SIGHS) Liberty of London.

CRUELLA: And I call that a happy ending.

CRUELLA: And in that moment...

CRUELLA: And not this guy.

CRUELLA: Being a genius is one thing.

CRUELLA: But I found friends in unlikely places.

CRUELLA: But I wasn't for everyone.

CRUELLA: But the truth is, I did escalate things.

CRUELLA: Cruella de Vil.

CRUELLA: Fashion fact.

CRUELLA: For what?

CRUELLA: Granted, being a thief is not exactly a mother's dream,

CRUELLA: He was right. I was a fugitive.

CRUELLA: How does the saying go?

CRUELLA: I could've blamed Buddy for what happened next.

CRUELLA: I did try to lay low.

CRUELLA: I figured while Mum was busy

CRUELLA: I had killed my mother.

CRUELLA: I meant it when I said it.

CRUELLA: I skipped over the part where I killed her.

CRUELLA: I was going to take the things she loved most...

CRUELLA: It was my fault.

CRUELLA: It wasn't her I was challenging,

CRUELLA: It's funny how those happy accidents

CRUELLA: My mother hadn't failed dismally, I had.

CRUELLA: Oh, no. We're starting here? Okay.

CRUELLA: Okay, that didn't sit well with a lot of people.

CRUELLA: Really,

CRUELLA: Roger always blamed me for getting him fired,

CRUELLA: So I told you I died.

CRUELLA: Stop.

CRUELLA: That didn't sit well with some people.

CRUELLA: The good thing about evil people is

CRUELLA: There are no words.

CRUELLA: They say there are five stages of grief.

CRUELLA: We were like a family.

CRUELLA: Well, you have to walk them, feed them.

CRUELLA: Which was also annoying.

Cruella!

Cruella.

Cruella.

Cruella. Well, it makes sense.

Cucumber sliced into two inch diagonals at an eighth of an inch width

Darling, if I'm going to need to repeat myself a lot,

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance.

Design.

DeVille.

Did you do all the bathrooms according to the regulations I gave you?

Did you happen to notice her hair?

Did you hear that?

Did you just lie to me?

Did you see? She jumped.

Did you, though?

Didn't I just say, "Hear me roar"?

Didn't know you knew how to drive.

Didn't you just toast her death?

Didn't.

Differently than everyone else.

Dior, 1955, amazing.

Do I pay you for your opinions or for your obedience?

Do you have a light?

Do you know if Piccadilly is the next...

Do you know what this car's called?

Dognapping?

Dogs are very aggressive.

Dogs.

Don't go outside the boundaries of your engagement. Please.

Don't touch the ankle.

Don't worry, she'll be back soon.

Don't worry, we're just getting started.

Dressed to kill

During the biggest party of the season.

Easy.

Embrace the darkness

Enough.

Entry level position.

Escort her to my office and hold her there.

Estella does not.

Estella willed her fortune to her dear friend...

Estella would die like her mother did.

Estella, did you make it pencil thin?

Estella, it's been so long.

Estella, that is.

Estella, they're distracted.

Estella, what've you got?

Estella, you are expelled...

ESTELLA: Hello.

ESTELLA: Then, all we need to do is disable the security system,

ESTELLA: We need to know their security setup.

ESTELLA: Where the cameras are.

Estella.

Everybody in the library now.

Everyone else is an obstacle.

Everyone is laughing at me.

Everyone thinks she's dead.

Everything's going so well, Mum.

Evil.

Exactly. Love you.

Excuse me.

Fabrics! Can you get me a red like that?

Fabulous.

False imprisonment, vandalism. Something.

Family heirloom. Funny story, actually.

Feedback.

Find her.

Find her. And, Roger, find out everything about her.

Find the girl.

For creating your signature piece?

For this old rag

Forget Cruella.

Freeze. Freeze.

From an early age, I realized I saw the world

From the very beginning I've always made a statement.

Gee whiz, boss, how was the show?

Genius girl turns into stupid girl who gets her mother killed

Gentlemen, the Baroness would like to invite you outside, please.

Gents,

George, come here.

GERALD: Sorry, Baroness...

Get her!

Get her.

Get her.

Get in!

Get that necklace out.

Give it to me, for heaven's sake.

Give it to me.

Go back to your family, little girl!

Go.

Go.

Go.

Goal!

God, it's all so depressing.

Good day.

Good evening.

Good evening. Madam, ravishing as always.

Good Lord!

Good.

Good. Now say goodbye to her.

Goodbye, Cruella.

Goodbye, Cruella.

Goodbye, Estella.

Got it. Thank you.

Got some fashion items that are most fashionable.

Got ya.

Grab a mannequin, some fabric, and throw something together.

Gratitude's for losers.

Grubby girl, get me lunch.

GUARD: Come on, you. Come on.

GUESTS: To the Baroness!

Hadn't.

Hang on! We haven't started yet, darling.

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday, dear Estell la la la la!

Happy birthday.

Has died tonight.

Has tragically died tonight in a warehouse fire.

Has, uh, Genghis put on a bit of weight?

He actually knows something about fashion.

Hear, hear!

Heck of a rat, yeah?

Hello, Cruella.

Hello, Mother.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Is there a, uh, back way out, or...

Help.

Hence this little show.

Her Black and White Ball, that's where we'll do it.

Her business,

Her mum died. You remember what that's like.

Her status...

Her whistle, she called the dogs on her, she was...

Her?

Her. Anita Darling. What a fabulous name.

Here she is, here.

Here's to me.

Here's...

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, now. It's all right.

Hey, hey! What are you doing? Where's she going?

Hey! Hey, hey! Stop that! Hey!

Hey! No, no, no, you can't talk to us like that.

Hey! Psst!

Hey.

Hey. What do you say to Cruella when she tries to get the better of you?

Heya.

Hi, I'm Anita.

Hi, my name's Estella.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hiya.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Honestly?

Horace was generally annoying.

Horace, how's it going?

Horace, let's go!

Horace, no!

HORACE: "Polo thing."

HORACE: I'm not the enemy! Stop that!

HORACE: Ladies and gentlemen,

HORACE: Oh, blimey.

HORACE: Right, let's do it.

HORACE: There's a car!

HORACE: When I fixed it, I noticed a name.

HORACE: Yeah, exactly.

Horace! Heads up!

Horace. Game's on.

How can you not get choked up at all this?

How can you not love this face?

How did you do this?

How do you like it?

How does that look go on the streets?

How terrible.

How would you have done it?

How's it going? Well, I...

I am not like her.

I am.

I am. Yes.

I believe that lurking underneath

I can assure you it's been, uh, thoroughly bleached.

I can explain that.

I designed fabulous disguises.

I didn't.

I disagree.

I do love trouble.

I don't care what you have to do, get it open!

I don't care where it's been!

I don't have time.

I don't know about familiar, darling.

I don't know we have a legal avenue for...

I don't know, I quite like it.

I don't know.

I don't need the hat.

I dropped the necklace as I was running away.

I fancy a fry up.

I feel sad that you think that looks good.

I felt like I belonged.

I fixed it.

I found a tiny TV.

I gave you your job description.

I got to do what I love,

I guess you must hate her.

I guess you were always scared,

I had a thought about the front window...

I had him.

I had no idea where I was or what it was.

I hardly thought you meant

I hate to ruin your party, but I've come to evict you.

I have everything a girl or boy could ever want.

I have it right in front of me here.

I have something for you.

I have to go to work. I'm a designer now.

I heard something.

I hope for your sake, she's hidden in your coat.

I hope I do.

I just can't leave you looking like that.

I just didn't know what.

I just knew that for the first time in my life,

I just need a little help, just to get us on our feet.

I just wish you were here to see it.

I knew I needed to protect you. But how?

I know you killed my mother.

I know you're in pain.

I like him.

I like that.

I look stunning.

I love it.

I love Liberty!

I loved you.

I made it to London after all.

I made this.

I mean, she sees you're talented, right?

I mean, that's a very good idea, right, if you were...

I mean, you clearly wanted to get my attention.

I might have died like so many brilliant women

I miss Estella.

I need 12 pieces, and I have...

I need a drink. Estella, come.

I need ten pieces that work by 3:00 a.m.

I need to dye my hair.

I need to make a stop on our way to the city.

I need to talk about it, which is why I'm here.

I need you to lie low.

I need you to stop talking, Roger.

I never should've gone in.

I never was.

I noticed that.

I present to you...

I promise.

I promise.

I promise.

I really, I tried because

I sleep on that thing.

I still can't believe she's dead.

I think it's better.

I think that's good.

I think they were chasing someone.

I think you nicked me.

I think you should stay here, be a part of our gang.

I think you're...

I thought maybe if you tighten the silhouette...

I told him to be very specific about what I wrote.

I told you not to turn around. And wash your hands.

I tried to be kind

I want her caught before she's seen.

I want ideas.

I want to be like you.

I want to make art, Artie...

I wanted to be a fashion designer,

I was an orphan.

I was just looking for the loo.

I was there when you were born.

I went a bit mad.

I won't.

I... No, I...

I'd design.

I'd just take a little peek.

I'd like to remind you all that I'm doing this in heels.

I'd like to start my own label.

I'd love them to know that you went out in a

I'd said expelled. I'd already said it.

I'll allow it.

I'll be less trouble from now on, Mum.

I'll just have to destroy her as we have so many before.

I'll read that bit again, shall I?

I'll see it's done.

I'll take it from here.

I'll tip off the press.

I'll, uh, set up downstairs.

I'm a wee bit nervous.

I'm all ears.

I'm Artie or Art, as in "work of."

I'm better.

I'm calling the police, vandal.

I'm conflicted.

I'm Cruella,

I'm Cruella.

I'm expelling her.

I'm frightfully sorry.

I'm gonna kill you. And your dogs.

I'm happy for you.

I'm intrigued, and that never happens.

I'm joking, I'm joking!

I'm joking.

I'm just getting started, darling.

I'm more a lawyer than a detective, I...

I'm not letting you in that window, so you can try and crack the safe.

I'm pregnant.

I'm really trying to be the Estella that you wanted.

I'm so grateful you've given Tattletale an exclusive tonight.

I'm so sorry. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I didn't realize there'd be company.

I'm waiting.

I'm watching the game, forget it.

I'm withdrawing her from your school.

I'm...

I've discovered she likes to throw women who offend her sensibilities

I've done it again.

I've got a few ideas.

I've got a special treat for her.

I've longed for someone in my life

If Alterations could use anything.

If I had cared about anyone or thing,

If she doesn't scare you

If they ask you how you know Prince Charles,

If you can dream it, I can dress it.

If you heard a "no," it is. Now, the necklace.

If you need to talk about power, you don't have it.

Ignore them.

Imbeciles that they are for letting you follow them, let them go.

In a while.

In the fire.

Incompetent as always.

Indeed it is.

Indeed it should.

Initiate plan B.

Inspiring talk.

Invented a few references.

Is my real mother

Is that fur and chiffon? In the one gown?

Is that two? I lost count.

Is there a doctor?

It all makes sense now.

It could do with a lining.

It does explain a lot.

It gives me a thrill

It gives me a thrill

It is no big deal. She just...

It is. And you're reading about me.

It just seems a waste

It really, really does. (CHUCKLES)

It usually is, isn't it?

It was a basic shakedown situation actually.

It was a beautiful operation.

It was a diabolical request.

It was the pinnacle of fashion in the '70s.

It was the world.

It wasn't my fault.

It won't be you.

It would be cruel.

It'll put a shock through her and leave her incapacitated.

It'll work.

It's a bit south, really, of north, which is basically west.

It's a family heirloom.

It's a nightmare.

It's a stunning, ludicrously expensive gown.

It's all right.

It's all thanks to you.

It's being discussed now. And we could use a girl

It's DeVille, mate.

It's foolish.

It's funny.

It's going to come out the other. That's how it works.

It's got a good beat.

It's me, (WHISPERS) Estella.

It's mine. So I'm taking it back.

It's my favorite combination.

It's not Estella.

It's not her.

It's not just rats. There's mice, lizards...

It's not on the board.

It's not part of the current plan, but we might need to be adaptable.

It's on the TV, the radio.

It's one of the things I love about you.

It's our biggest job ever. Oi, Horace, attention.

It's spelled "Devil," but it's pronounced "de Vil."

It's time.

It's too late because I withdrew her first,

It's working.

It's you.

It's...

Japanese fellow asleep on the bed.

JASPER AND HORACE: (SINGING) Happy birthday to you!

Jasper was the insightful one.

JASPER: (ON WALKIE TALKIE) All right, we're good.

JASPER: (OVER RADIO) All teams, Baroness requires

JASPER: But that's not how we usually...

JASPER: Getting anything?

JASPER: Horace.

JASPER: It's risky.

JASPER: The dogs?

JASPER: Two, three!

Jeffrey, card.

Jewels.

John, this is my family.

JOHN: ...she wasn't exactly thrilled.

JOHN: Go to the east garden. I'll see what I can do.

JOHN: Mmm hmm.

JOHN: You are her daughter.

Just a little.

Just ask a friend for a little help to get us on our feet.

Just bored.

Just call me Cruella de Vil

Just did. But it might not last.

Just in how I look.

Just narrow it down for me.

Just...

Keep the hat on, before anyone sees that.

Keep up, Estella.

Keep your enemies close.

Kid's a snowflake. Special, blah blah blah.

Kind of vermin I deal with, they don't wait for an invitation.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the angle.

Late. Grab a pad.

Let Jasper and Horace,

Let me count.

Let me give you some advice.

Let's go make history.

Let's go, Buddy.

Let's just get the dogs.

Let's just remember Estella.

Lie low while wearing a hat?

Lies a kind man who wants to give a brilliant kid another shot.

Lighten the mood.

Like my real mum?

Like she was nothing.

Like this guy.

London, here we come!

Long live the queen.

Look around, Cinderella.

Look!

Look. A skunk's got loose in the building.

Looks better without, I think. Be yours one day.

Looks. Right.

Love me into shape, I suppose, was the plan.

Love you more.

Lovely hat.

Lunch, now.

Madam, are you celebrating?

Madam, welcome.

MAN: Oi!

MAN: Oi! Thieves!

Master of understatement, as usual.

Mate, come on! It's the angle.

May I show you something?

May I walk you through it?

Maybe she just really loved her kid.

Maybe she only had one person to take care of

Maybe she...

Maybe...

Me, him, you. But we've always been there for each other.

Me, Horace. I will be the distraction.

Me.

Miss Anita Darling.

Mmm, some abuse and insults, of course.

Mmm?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm. I'll get my coat.

Mmm. Once. Years before.

Mmm. What do I get?

Morning, boys.

Morning.

Morning.

Mostly. It's working.