Tom and Jerry Edit

A doorman never tells.

A fish can't even walk. It can't even...

A Michelin restaurant inspector,

A mouse?

A resume is just a piece of paper.

A small town in Penn State.

A very important missing item she was looking for.

A very lovely young lady down at the front desk.

About how big

About Kayla, who clearly lied about who she is.

Absolutely not. No one's calling anyone.

Action.

Actually, it wasn't a misunderstanding.

After bringing the groom's bulldog into a bar.

After what you've done to this hotel?

Ah, but I'm not.

Ah, good. It's heavy.

Ah!

Ah. [grunts]

Ah. As in, like, the Preeta and Ben?

Ah. Smile for the drone cam.

Ahhh!

Ahhh! [gasping]

Ahhh.

All I care about in the whole world

All right, bro. Take these upstairs.

All right, I think we actually might've pulled this off,

All right, I'm gonna start in the lobby.

All right, Malcolm, game face, look impressive.

All right, you know what? Just cut the chalkboard act and tell me what's going on.

All right! We're gonna get the elephants.

An hour! He achieved his fitness goals with me.

And a name tag.

And alerting Ben and Preeta

And be all shiny for the wedding.

And Ben had told me to put it in the safe

And blind, too!

And bring her back here.

And bring me on permanently to run everything?

And choose a more

And don't even think about coming back.

And everyone knows you just don't get involved.

And how hard can it be to catch a little mouse?

And I assume that that's the aquatics manager?

And I can help you do it.

And I can't screw it up.

And I don't intend on stopping there.

And I don't normally get involved

And I look at my phone,

And I love that about him.

And I promise more truth.

And I thought that my pure ambition was an even swap.

And I was just about to explain to her that, uh...

And I will be discreet about it.

And I won't let you down.

And I'm not picking it up.

And if there's any way to make sure the guests get these

And if word gets out that we're refusing to hire a cat,

And if you do this,

And in a way, you know, we're the elephants.

And in one of them, he was riding a tiger.

And it looks like she's headed for the Midtown Tunnel.

And it will be a perfect success.

And it's a reflection of the absence of character!

And it's an insult to you.

And it's scented?

And Jerry's inside, safe and warm.

And just explode out of it.

And just sort of, uh, shoot some aliens.

And just work for it.

And let me handle this.

And listen to what you wanted.

And maybe run through

And me and my son are out on the streets.

And my newsfeed is filled with people

And New York seemed like the right place to look for it.

And now you're attempting to frame it as Kayla's fault?

And our spin instructor won the Tour de France. Twice.

And our thread count is never below 800.

And peacocks? A big cake?

And please, do not say "over." This isn't Star Trek.

And pretended that it was mine.

And put 'em in the staff room.

And realized, "No, Joy, just this door was really small."

And some couples,

And some people may see anger, but me?

And some sort of befitting celebrant,

And someone wanted to look for said ring

And stay as far away from here as possible.

And that goes for you, too, Tom. Yes, you.

And that rock, whoa!

And the Yankees up by one.

And them. [chuckles]

And then let everyone know where to meet us?

And then you get dizzy, and to save you...

And then your father was in my dreams,

And then, thank the Lord, he...

And they kinda look out for each other.

And this is Mr. Henry Dubros.

And this wedding

And thought, "Okay, so one of your eyeballs got small."

And understanding about it?

And was declared a New York City landmark

And we find a last minute venue

And we'll see you tomorrow.

And we're lucky to have him.

And what did you say your name was again?

And whispers are that Michelin agrees.

And who knows, [exhales] if this weekend goes well,

And will you marry me again, but better this time?

And would you say that it is still in the spa?

And you are the cutest couple ever.

And you got all of that from that?

And you got the love of helping people.

And you tackled me.

And you're a mouse. So,

And your Es are backwards.

And your father's dreams,

And, and even the tiger?

And, uh, perhaps a name tag?

And, yeah, it's a tough job.

Any, any true emergencies?

Anyone else have any other problems?

Anything for this hotel.

Anytime.

Are tying the knot in a private, intimate wedding.

Are we sure the mouse is gone?

Are you gonna eat him?

Are you gonna pick it up or just leave it there?

Are you kidding?

Are you laughing at me?

Are you sure?

Are you trying to break into our hotel?

Argh!

As I was saying...

As I'm saying the words "drone" and "elephant,"

As I'm sure you know,

As New York's elite couple, Preeta and Ben,

As soon as they check in...

As you already know,

As you can see, he would love to wear a hat.

As you may already know,

Asking Terence to take leave

At 11 o'clock in the morning?

At a moment's notice.

At first, I thought, "Whoa, Joy, you became really big. When did that happen?"

At least, I think he's loving it.

At the Dorsey Hotel in London.

Babe, I never said that they wouldn't be fun.

Babe, if getting elephants at the wedding

Baby, do you wanna maybe take a little break?

Back for another free meal?

Be it dog walking,

Because any minute now, he's mine.

Because he's always convinced that I'm gonna lose it.

Because I was like, "Joey, where are you? Please?"

Because if it doesn't,

Because of the wedding.

Because we're never gonna forget this wedding.

Because... I mean, do they yell at the dogs

Before I stop being nice?

Before the biggest and most important event

Before they make it to the bridge.

Ben really loves you, Preeta.

Ben, Preeta, welcome back to the Royal Gate.

Ben, this feels so embarrassing.

Ben, was that a drone?

Ben. This wedding can still happen, today.

Besides, that is never gonna

Big Alex Gordon at the plate.

Boom!

Both of you. [huffs]

Bright as bright as a diamond.

Built in stereo,

But above all, Linda,

But are the people uptight?

But at some point, it drifted into my dreams

But be careful, those seats are very flammable.

But I could be. Who knows?

But I don't want Ben to know that it was ever missing.

But I guess there was so much pressure to maintain an image

But I have this feeling that this

But I promise you that most of the chaos

But I'm... I'm on it. Over.

But if you do catch him,

But just like me, they've changed their ways.

But let's be honest here,

But may have destroyed the future of this hotel.

But now it's time to change that.

But now they're gone.

But then I saw another door that was normal sized

But then you get claustrophobic,

But there was a child downstairs

But there's a catch.

But they did see you acting erratically

But they let their dogs off leash

But they must maintain the level of service

But this glass atrium.

But this, this is just a piece of paper.

But wait until you see this next place.

But what about when it's just you two?

But what I was trying to say was, I really am sorry.

But why are you pouring champagne

But you and I, we're different, Tom.

But you did lose it.

But you get the point.

But your employment history convinces me

But, Preeta,

But, uh, I will.

By our very own Chef Jackie.

By the way, quick question for you.

By the way, we really wanna put

By the way, while I have you, Terence, um,

Calmate!

Can help convince you otherwise.

Can you start today?

Can, can you ride a hamster?

Can't leave 'em in the truck.

Can't you catch a mouse? Isn't that in your DNA?

Cecil! Malcolm!

Check this out.

Cheers.

Cheese stick?

Come back!

Come in, Tom and Jerry.

Come on, come on, come on. [chuckles]

Come on, he's just an innocent little mouse.

Come on, Kayla,

Come on, man. Have some self respect.

Consider this wedding a welcome party.

Considered maybe a smaller animal like a...

Could he wear a hat?

Could he wear a jaunty hat?

Could see that thing from outer space. Good job.

Could you keep up?

Did she now?

Discreet.

Do it, Tom. Do it.

Do we have a deal?

Do you hear that?

Do you think you can handle

Don't be late.

Don't bother.

Don't look it in the eyes, Joy.

Don't spill any on your Jordan 5s.

Don't tell anyone, please,

Elephants?

Employees of the Royal Gate Hotel

Enjoy it while it lasts because...

Enjoy the ride.

Even if I wanted to make this right, I couldn't.

Except, of course, the hotel.

Excuse me,

Excuse me, sir?

Excuse me?

Failed to catch the mouse.

Feeling the hunted.

Fine. One condition.

Fine. We can discuss this

Firing our events manager

Flat club soda coming right up.

Follow them. Let's go.

For a phone call? Yes.

For a temporary position for this weekend...

For the first time. It happens all the time.

For the VIPs that just arrived.

For you two to spend together

Forester, Kayla.

Founded in 1865 by Mr. Ezra Cornell.

Friendly establishment.

FYI, I'm always ready.

Get comfortable. You're gonna be here a while.

Give it to me. Now. Drop the ring.

Give my creation life!

Go ahead. Eat him now.

Go for Lone Wolf.

Going forward,

Good luck, Terence.

Good morning, sir.

Good. I'm Terence Mendoza, Events Manager.

Got it?

Gotcha! [laughs]

Great! We'll do the elephants!

Great.

Great. That's actually very thoughtful.

Guess who's at the party?

Guests of the Royal Gate expect.

Guilty as charged. [chuckles]

Guys, are you just making fun of me?

Guys, you have to get them

Had Terence run some numbers earlier and...

Hair's better up. It's more professional.

Happening here this weekend.

Has overwhelmed you and you're in something of a state.

Have a nice stay!

Have you ever done one?

Have you had it this entire time?

Have you located the room yet?

He also said that you're, uh...

He also wants you to stay here and rot.

He can see!

He doesn't think that we can do it.

He has a name tag.

He says you smell like... Like tuna.

He's a bit tricky, but he's an artist.

He's a regular cat playing the piano.

He's a rising star,

He's not doing nothing.

He's... One second.

Heh. There we go.

Hello, Mr. Mehta.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Helpful to have it back after you stole it.

Here we go. I got the lead. I got the lead. Come on.

Here's the deal.

Hey, come on, don't be shy.

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey, hey, pipe down! You already been fed.

Hey, let's get back in there and smash that mouse up good.

Hey! She came, she saw, she exterminated.

Hey! You don't just Batman me.

Hey.

Hey. Are you okay?

Hi.

Hi. If I wanted to apply

Him. Or her.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm. I should write that down.

HORSE: Mm hmm. Uh huh.

How are they treating you?

How are we doing on the champagne?

How did you...

How was the ride?

How?

How? I mean, everything's destroyed.

Huh? Oh.

Huh? Whoa!

Huh.

I actually took it.

I agree.

I agree.

I am delighted to inform you

I am on a mouse hunt. Thank you.

I apologize. I'm sorry.

I begged you to stop doing this stuff.

I call it the "crowning jewel of the Royal Gate."

I can only take one of you back to the hotel.

I can only take one of you.

I can't imagine... anything

I come and be your assistant?

I didn't know if you wanted an answer.

I didn't realize, I just...

I don't have any qualifications for this.

I don't know, I mean,

I don't like being pounded. Capiche?

I don't see Jerry. Do you see Jerry?

I don't think you're right for this weekend.

I don't want to have to call security.

I found the...

I got a call from Miss Preeta.

I got this drone because I thought,

I guess I'll see you in my office tomorrow, or,

I guess we were both in over our heads.

I had stolen someone else's resume...

I have a very good eye.

I have eyes on the target, sir, and I am moving north...

I haven't seen this many shanks since I was in prison.

I just came here to inform Mr. Dubros

I just have to say, I follow you guys on Instagram,

I just need to talk to Ben for a minute.

I just wanted to find that thing that made me feel...

I just wanted to prove to you all that I deserved this.

I know I wasn't very convincing yesterday.

I know the gravity of this situation.

I know yesterday was a disaster.

I know you can't talk, but I'm sure you can hear me.

I know you had a hand in it, too.

I know you wanna come back to the hotel,

I know you! You're the cat from the park with the bike

I know you're new,

I lose things all the time.

I lost my baby brother last week.

I lost my ring.

I love you.

I mean, be the predator. Yeah.

I mean, every morning I wake up

I mean, just look at this mess.

I mean, sure, why not?

I mean, thank you.

I mean, we disagree, of course,

I mean, what's the point, then?

I must say, this is a very impressive resume.

I need this job.

I promise fewer surprises,

I really think we have the chance to make this right.

I saw him in the animal tornado.

I saw the mouse.

I scared you?

I see what you did.

I see you again, I bash your head in.

I should probably look into severance packages.

I still can't believe that I saw everything

I sure hope room service is open all night.

I think I might have just pulled this off.

I think that sounds right.

I think that'd be adorable.

I think that's Preeta and Ben.

I think they are majestic and noble creatures.

I think they've socialized enough, Joy.

I think we both did some things

I think what they're trying to tell us

I thought first someone must've taken it, but...

I thought I'd seen it all with the blind, piano playing cat.

I took it to go get a scrub a dub

I was being, uh, sarcastic.

I was gonna tell all of you the truth.

I was gonna tell you, Cameron.

I was looking all over for you.

I was told to pour two glasses

I was, you know. Do you mind?

I would be delighted to make an exception.

I, I don't think so.

I'd say Tommy boy here

I'll be up in a minute. You good?

I'll have to introduce you to my enforcer.

I'll make sure you'll never work in New York City again.

I'm calling in the poison guys.

I'm continuing to get noise complaints.

I'm convinced she was raised by wolves.

I'm gonna plan an entire day

I'm gonna pull some strings.

I'm gonna send him on the honeymoon with you.

I'm here to interview for one of the temporary positions.

I'm in charge now, all right?

I'm just sharing.

I'm moving toward the door.

I'm not a guest.

I'm not gonna tell anybody.

I'm scooping the poop, huh?

I'm sending you a new location.

I'm sorry in advance about my resume,

I'm sorry that I didn't just shut up

I'm sorry to interrupt your riveting TED Talk,

I'm sorry, he's a little animated.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. That is the last surprise.

I'm the boss.

I'm wondering, is this, um...

I've been getting really into cricket!

I've made my decision.

If anything, the ceremony

If I don't, I'm gonna lose this job.

If I wanted to shop for, say, a jacket...

If I'm gonna be worthy of this institution,

If they're telling a perfect stranger

If Tom and Jerry can be out there working together,

If we can't eat him, you gotta eat him.

If you don't start chewing, we will.

If you look right there,

Important?

In celebrity news, major commotion at the Royal Gate Hotel

In fact, I'm gonna call them right now.

In front of you and you can't stand it.

In other news...

In the area, and I think

In the middle of an event.

Independent vibe thing going on,

Interrupted what could have been

Is because we have someone

Is invaluable.

Is it a car? Is it alive? Could it be a dog?

Is it a cartoon?

Is still in the hotel.

Is that copyrighted?

Is that if we go back to the hotel,

Is that something you'd be comfortable with?

Is that you're happy.

Is that, Is that a question or a statement?

Is the perfect test for a relationship.

Is there anything else I can help you with, milady?

Is this a lot?

Is this some form of revenge sabotage?

Is this your resume?

Is trying to break into the hotel.

Isn't that right?

Isn't this great? And look, your dad loves it.

It clearly states that I am completely capable

It could be a female...

It doesn't look good for you.

It has to be.

It screams mouse house.

It was a big misunderstanding.

It was a total misunderstanding.

It was really weird. And then...

It would depend on the size of the object.

It's a disaster.

It's a funny story actually, sir.

It's a giant diamond.

It's a great deal, great offer.

It's a massive endeavor.

It's a toast to your upcoming nuptials.

It's an embarrassment to the hotel.

It's an Ivy League school

It's been through two major renovations,

It's clear that the magnitude of this wedding

It's difficult, but, yeah, no problem.

It's fine, it's perfect. We've prepared a list

It's going to be quite the event.

It's got everything.

It's got, uh, you know, Wi Fi.

It's great to see you again, Terence.

It's harmless.

It's how you handle the pressure of the planning.

It's Judith,

It's just hard.

It's just that when he goes, he goes big.

It's Kayla, sir.

It's kinda hard to tell.

It's like you've been doing this for years.

It's not a trip to the Big Apple

It's not often we come across a resume this distinguished.

It's not technically a dog park,

It's one of a kind.

It's only ever been that.

It's over, Jerry.

It's pretty low key.

It's quite an impressive resume.

It's so great to be back here. Thank you very much.

It's the shot that I've been waiting for

It's what we did at the Dorsey, sir.

Jackie, rest assured,

Jerry, baby, I know it's no beauty,

JFK.

Josephine Pennybaker at the Dorsey

Joy, thank you.

Joy?

Just a little bit of a surprise for me and the Mrs.

Just as much as I did last week when we visited.

Just filling it with his poison

Just for you.

Just like most people I know.

Just scouting the room and seeing what he can steal next.

Just trying on one of those new code names.

Kayla mentioned you might have a spot.

Kayla said she got rid of the mouse.

Kayla, come on already.

Kayla, I don't get why you just...

Kayla, you could just put those down. Sorry.

Kayla. Yeah.

Kayla's been put in charge of the wedding.

Keep out that minuscule sociopath.

Last week, I helped a man do a pull up for an hour.

Let me in!

Let's do it.

Let's just go around the room one at a time.

Like, one chance to, like, get it right.

Like, really, just pull it way back

Linda Perrybottom,

Linda Perrybottom.

Listen here, kitty cat,

Listen here, Mr. Mouse.

Listen here, punk.

Listen to what?

Listen, first of all, thank you for the ring.

Listen, Kayla,

Listen, Linda.

Listen, Preeta, I'm sorry.

Live at the Royal Gate Hotel?

Local.

LOL. [chuckles]

Lola? Can you see them to their room?

Look alive, people.

Look at him.

Look at that view!

Look at what we got here.

Look, Dad. That blind cat's playing piano.

Look, how about we do something different this time?

Look, I...

Look, I'm sure if you asked to share his food...

Look, Terence, I've worked too frigging hard

Looks like your hand's bleeding.

Madam Kaydra,

Man, I want my money back!

Master of small talk.

Maybe I shouldn't say this, you know?

Maybe they'll see how much I'm killing it

Maybe this job never was for me.

Maybe we'll do elephants. Maybe we do elephants.

Maybe you can stay here.

Maybe.

Me, fascinating? I like that.

Meet me in the bridal suite immediately.

Mm hmm.

Mm mm.

Mm.

Mm. I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead, Kayla.

Mm... Very in demand.

Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse!

Mouse, you got one, too.

Mouse! Ah, mouse!

Mouse! Mouse!

Move.

Mr. Dubros.

Mr. Mehta, what do you think?

Mrs. Pennybaker from the Dorsey?

Ms. Forester, you started two months ago.

Must be accommodating, masterly,

My gosh, Tom. [chuckles]

My mom calls me Kayla.

My name, um... My name is

Needless to say, everything at this hotel

Never mind.

New York society's favorite couple.

No, don't you think you've done enough?

No, I mean for the wedding.

No, it's better down.

No, it's just...

No, no, no, no, no, no. I see passion.

No, no, no. Stop it.

No, no. Stay calm, everyone!

No, sir. Uh, this was a misunderstanding. It was, um...

No, sir. We're not ruined, because it's not gonna happen.

No, that's fine. I'll just run through it all with Kayla.

No, Tom. Don't do it.

No, wait, they're actually making a left turn on 57th.

No! [gasps]

No? All right, never mind.

No? What's in your pocket?

No.

No.

No. Please, sir, please, just...

No. That would be inhumane.

Not just any drone.

Not... Not to worry.

Nothing. He was just, uh, we were just kinda bonding.

Now go make me proud, Tom.

Now let's go finish what we started.

Now we just have to figure out how to let him go

Now, I was about to, if you would shut that grill

Now, I'm sure you know what I do to cats that laugh at me.

Now, see, that is a good idea.

Now, who's the cat and who's the mouse?

Now, you put me in such a tough position.

Obviously, it's the lace tips.

Of course I know old Jojo Pennyfoot.

Of course, I'm very aware of Ben and Preeta's wedding.

Of doing anything that is required

Of predatory prey evolution

Of some of the most prestigious dog parks

Of the inner workings of this hotel's private events,

Oh, and Drake.

Oh, at the wedding? Real elephants?

Oh, come on, you can't blame me for that.

Oh, how's the mouse hunt going?

Oh, I don't know. Francois?

Oh, I see that.

Oh, my days.

Oh, my God, I, I, I love riddles. Um...

Oh, my God! Help me, help me, help me!

Oh, my God! Spike, get back here!

Oh, my God. You look incredible.

Oh, my gosh, you scared me.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, no, thank you.

Oh, no, we've... We've just decided

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, she does?

Oh, she's so sweet.

Oh, so, this is like charades?

Oh, um... I...

Oh, would you just leave him alone already?

Oh, wow! Isn't he cute?

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Now that is something.

Oh, wow. This is so detailed.

Oh, yeah, congratulations.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yes. I mean, as long as you have enough of them,

Oh, you don't want it?

Oh!

Oh! [chuckles]

Oh! It's a motorized skateboard. I love those.

Oh! What's this?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. [chuckles]

Oh. [softly] The Dorsey.

Oh. Jerry.

Oh. Tom, that is a "wanted dead or alive..."

Oh...

Okay, get the elephants.

Okay, go ahead and speak, then!

Okay, guys. I know that you both don't get along,

Okay, on my way.

Okay, so somebody thinks they can skip a few steps.

Okay, why are you...

Okay, you and Jerry have an idea for what?

Okay?

Okay? I wanted to give you the wedding of your dreams,

Okay? So, you guys clear your heads about it.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. [exhales heavily]

Okay. All right. You done?

Okay. How about we go ahead and put all the birds in the staff room?

Okay. I need you to understand

Okay. Two syllables.

Okay. Yeah, you know what?

OMG. Is that a mouse?

On Broadway.

On hotel property in the middle of their shift?

On that note, I would love to introduce you

One day. One can only dream. [chuckles]

One other thing.

One second. [chuckles]

One second. Phew.

One word. Is it a movie?

Ooh.

Open up the door!

Open up!

Or for anything, really.

Or if you wanna do something together,

Or quite even possibly, saving someone's lost ring.

Or the lounge. I was all over the place today,

Or the mouse?

Or the pool.

Or we could leverage millions of years

Or, uh, we could go to this alien planet

Out loud to another human being,

Out the back door.

Out there, in the Big Apple.

Pardon. The elephants?

Part of the, uh, exotic bird package.

Perhaps I could salvage this.

PETA will be here before you can say

Phew!