Jumpin' Jack Flash Edit

A camera? Microfilm!

A mole.

A screwdriver, a mechanic's tool to be used by you guys.

A White House spokesman explained that the president

ABKCO Music Inc?

After all, I was just some words on a screen, right?

Afternoon, ladies.

Again? Your mother is having a very bad month.

Ah, she just doesn't do it for me anymore.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

All of a sudden I got all involved in this,

All right, all right. You'll get that promotion

All right, call it in! I'm going after her.

All right, forget it. Fine. I can wait.

All right, I'm coming.

All right, Jack.

All right.

All right. It's B flat. God.

All this is for a date?

All you had to do was come and say "hi"

Altamont.

Am I just a square, or is there something wrong with your dress?

Am I teaching him, or am I teaching him?

Am I wearing a name tag? Who is this?

Amateur night, Miss Doolittle, is over.

And a rendezvous point.

And all of a sudden, out of the blue

And confirm 7:00 P.M. Tomorrow. Please be careful.

And confusing his attorney general with his chief of staff,

And finally, FBI agents have arrested Air Force Sgt. Michael Prescott

And for God's sake, lose some weight.

And get an exit contact for him.

And he distributes all these seconds and irregulars.

And he's something of a practical joker.

And I took it over to the British Consulate.

And I was thinking to myself...

And I'll have to ram this straight up your old chocolate whizway.

And I'm not even going to begin to discuss

And I'm not quite sure how to get out of it.

And if you'd like to leave a little message,

And is it gonna visit my house?

And it should be in by the end of the month.

And Jack knew it could come to this going in.

And Jack knew you were playing both sides of the fence.

And leaving money on the dresser.

And look, he's been shopping at Walgreens again.

And nobody does anything.

And not have it appear in the newspaper?

And now,

And number, I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

And she's taking over his job.

And so are you.

And some asshole on the street thinks I'm a transvestite.

And talk about dogs. Are you kid...?

And that's why you're so pissed off.

And the most expendable. The ones you sacrifice.

And the top of the thing says "phone." Help!

And then there's Mr. Loto of the Hansu Tokyo Bank.

And then we'll get down and boogie.

And then...

And they have to hear this kind of language.

And they want to take us both out to dinner tonight.

And we'll have sex!

And yet look here.

And you deserve it, asshole! And that's the truth!

And you're gonna lay there and tell me you're sorry?

And your pink froufrou blanket and your big pink feet.

And, well, the last thing I need

Anybody here?

Anything you want to say?

Anyway, he used to be a doctor.

Archer Lincoln, look, you've gotta talk to me.

Archer Lincoln.

Are more easily called upon.

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy? Of course I made it, yes.

Are you shitting me? Come on.

Aren't you gonna turn around?

Ask for Department C.

Asshole! Whoa!

At his nationally televised news conference last night.

Aw!

B flat.

B motherfucking flat!

Baby, look what we have here.

Baby, my dick glows in the dark.

Back? Bearded?

Because he knows it drives me up the wall.

Because he's going to contact Burghardt at the Rezo Inn.

Believe in me because I'm a woman! What an asshole!

Between international banking establishments

Big, mutant, junkie moths.

Black power! Get me the fuck out of here!

Bless you.

Bon vivant. Arrivederci.

Bonjour, Jean Claude.

Bonjour, Terry.

Born in a column by Herb Caen...

Boy, they got some funky looking people in New York.

Burghardt is setup. Will kill you.

But for the most part, the spy stuff is... big mistake.

But he was a greater success as a human being.

But I have a feeling that he did.

But leaves the template intact.

But my husband's with Jack.

But you do! I asked the receptionist.

But you understand, of course.

But, boy, he seems to be onto you chumps.

But, no, you sent me to a restaurant

By all means, go home.

By now, he quite accurately suspects me.

By the way, could you guys drop me off downtown?

Bye.

Call the police!

Call the police! You can't miss me!

Call the police.

Can you handle it?

Can't help you now, Mr. Page.

Can't say anymore. This channel unsecured."

Cancel the message.

Cancel the message. Cancel the message.

Careful, you'll break your glasses.

Carl, don't kill anyone!

Carl, please persuade her.

Carl!

Christ, he thinks I'm a man.

Christopher! Kiss, kiss, hugs, hugs.

CIA. What's his code?

Come here, come here. Wait, wait, wait. Look, look.

Come here.

Come in.

Come on, get up. Mr. Page is going to see you.

Come on, lady, look, I've been traveling for two hours, all right?

Come on, let's go.

Come on, Liz, who is it?

Come on, now.

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on, don't tell me this bloody machine isn't working.

Come on. It's office decorum.

Come on. Where is Jack? Come on.

Come peacefully, you won't get hurt.

Coming through! Get out of the way! Look out!

Computers are not friendly, Miss Doolittle.

Confirm that you are crazy

Confirm transfer to First National.

Congratulations, Miss Doolittle.

Consulate said, "No Department C."

Contact Burghardt.

Could not ask you to continue.

Could try. Do you have a dinner jacket?

Could you get my umbrella while you're at it there?

Could you tell my replacement I ordered another chair?

Could you?

Crossfire hurricane!

Crossfire.

Cut it out. Turn my knobs, please.

Cute girls.

Cynthia, there's no such thing as perfume irregulars.

Damn, Mick, this is the only thing anybody can sing.

Darling, I'm sorry.

Dead guy, you got cops. You got your apartment trashed.

Delete, delete...

Destroy all copies of transmission.

Dickhead!

Did I pass the test?

Did they scare me? Was the water shitty? No.

Did you see the look on that schmuck's face?

Didn't she fall off a crosstown bus last week?

Do it for me, baby.

Do not reveal code key to any..."

Do you mean you're a civilian?

Do you remember what you said to me at the salon?

Do you wanna work here, or do you want to live?

Do you want a hostage? I've been trained to be a hostage.

Does anyone have a little pocket pistol?

Dog's barking. Can't fly without umbrella.

Dog's job.

Don't complain. Shut up, okay?

Don't do it!

Don't forget to call us when the baby comes.

Don't forget to wait for the beep, will you?

Don't forget, Fred and I chipped in most for your present.

Don't go away. Benny and the gang will be back.

Don't kill her.

Don't let her send a message! Keep her away from...

Don't let her send! Hunter, stop her!

Don't look down! Damn!

Don't mess with it.

Don't shave with a sickle, baby.

Don't take too long. You'll lose that tonality.

Don't underestimate your role.

Don't worry. I have a list.

Driving rain!

Drugs.

Earl. You look like a smart guy, Earl.

Eastern zone, number 49.

Elizabeth Arden? All day?

Embassy ball?

End trans?

End trans.

End trans.

Enjoy your party, dreamboat.

Every five minutes. Be cool.

Every time I turn around, I get this Russian bitch on my terminal!

Every time I turn around, this chick is on my monitor.

Every time you see a black woman, there has to a pimp or a john?

Eww!

Eww! Eww! Eww!

Exactly. And how were you taught to end a transmission?

Except for you. You need the most help.

Except some guy calling himself

Excuse me, ladies. Liz, Miss Doolittle.

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Who are these people? I want to know...

Extraordinary friends you have, darling.

False alarm.

Find me in New York for this fucking quarter.

First up, Peter Caen.

First, imperative to have invitation for admittance to the ball.

Folks, attention, please. I would like you to join me

For the Queen's Anniversary Ball next Monday.

For your Moot the Hoople."

Forget about it? Marty, you weren't there.

Forget I said it.

Forget it.

Forget it.

Frankly, I don't give a shit about the queen.

Fred, take a picture of me next to the dead guy.

From 9:00 to 6:00, five days a week, you are.

From you? No!

Fuck a duck!

Fuck her. She don't deserve us.

Fuck it.

Fuck!

Fucking cats.

Fucking dress!

Gas?

Get her some water. She's drunk.

Get in the car! Damn it!

Get in there.

Get involved with something like this?

Get it, get it, get it! Terry! Terry!

Get Larry, the heavyset guard!

Get off my foot!

Get off the stage before you get carried off.

Get your hands off me! What are you doing?

Get yourself an office with a desk and a lamp!

Give us a call when you wanna pick it up.

Given her a new name, a new life.

Glad to hear it, honey.

Go be a gentleman, see where that gets you.

Go, go! Let's go, let's go!

Go, Mr. Page. Go home to the wife and kiddies.

God, it's hot in here! I can't believe this.

God, you're so perceptive!

God!

God!

God.

God. What do you need, a trench coat?

Goddamn!

Good afternoon.

Good guy.

Good guys.

Good morning, Mr. Page. Looking good. Nice suit.

Good morning.

Good night.

Great, great!

Had been thrown off by the intensity of the previous question.

Harry Jr! Look at your face! For heaven's sake!

Have another favor to ask.

Have Talbot. Have exit contact.

He can reach me at 555...

He never made it.

He says he still would be if he had smarter lawyers.

He sent me a telex, told me to come here and explain that to you.

He sent that message from upstairs.

He was a wonderful man. A good friend.

He, in turn, spoke with Ml5 in London.

He's got his Brut collection.

He's more your Don Ho type, don't you think?

He's on the back of the frying pan, too. See you later.

Heard any more from your friend Mr. Flash?

Heidi, get your present.

Hello, Miss Doolittle. I thought we'd go for a little ride.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Help me now!

Help me with her. Just put that down.

Help me! Call the police!

Help!

Help! I'm stuck in a phone booth! Help!

Her biggest...

Her picture's in Jack's apartment.

Here's the Marvin Gaye tape.

Hey, at least I'm always ready for the ladies.

Hey, baby, don't worry. I'll go first.

Hey, Charlie. Charlie, you all right?

Hey, come on. Come on. You're gonna miss it. Come on.

Hey, Cynthia. You know that guy you were with at Cole's last night?

Hey, Flash.

Hey, get the SWAT guys! Your ass is mine now!

Hey, hey, hey! Stop, stop, stop!

Hey, I gotta get up to the third floor.

Hey, lady! Oh, shit!

Hey, Liz!

Hey, man, try some soap.

Hey, Mr. Finzi, how you doing, man? Looking good! Looking good.

Hey, my umbrella!

Hey, now, wipe your eyes, huh? Makeup's running.

Hey, ready to saddle up, ride the wild software?

Hey, Terry, you are late.

Hey, you don't have to talk to me like that.

Hey! Hey, hey!

Hey! Put that down! Turn that off! Hey! Give me that!

Hey! You Miss Doolittle?

Hey. You're a real lady, Sarah.

Hi, Fritz. How is the missus?

Hi, Jack!

Hi, Jack.

Hi, Jack. It's Liz.

Hi, Marty. I'm sorry, Peter.

Hi, my name is Terry Doolittle. And I have a message for you

Hi, Sarah.

Hi, this is Jack.

Hi, this is Terry Doolittle down at First National.

Hi.

Hi. Remember me?

His lips.

His name was Richard... something Italian.

His tragic death from a heart attack

Hmm.

Hmm. 553 3182.

How about some heat?

How about... fuck, what's her name?

How can I help you?

How did everything work out with Paulette?

How do you do?

How do you do?

How do you know Sarah?

How would you define your job here, Miss Doolittle?

How would you like me to wash your mouth out with a wire brush?

How'd you like if I kick you in the nuts so hard

How's that?

However, these are your printouts for last week.

Howled?

Huh.

Hyah!

I already sent Jack his exit contact.

I am conferring inside with two very important members

I apologize, Miss Doolittle.

I believe this is a recipe for a Yankee pot roast.

I bet it's Mr. Page.

I called you at 1:00. I promised that policeman

I came in and I told her I had a message for Department C.

I can't believe I fit in at the ball,

I can't go to some damn consulate

I congratulate you on your analysis of my situation.

I couldn't find the Burghardt information

I couldn't help it. I mean, the guy was all alone.

I demand that you call the fucking police!

I demand you call the fucking police.

I did give a shit about you, however.

I did not flunk out of chorus for nothing.

I did. It got lonely.

I didn't know it was something

I didn't know that's what happens when you put Ex Lax in tea.

I didn't know then that love was anything more

I didn't wanna leave him. How often does a girl like me

I do it because you fall for it every time.

I don't believe her.

I don't believe it! Leslie!

I don't believe this.

I don't dance, Mr. Talbot.

I don't get it.

I don't have time to waste like this.

I don't know about him.

I don't know anything about Jack Fla...

I don't know anything. I don't know anything about anything.

I don't know dick about this!

I don't know how to thank you.

I don't know how you know how to do that anyway.

I don't know.

I don't know. Hey, baby, open the door.

I don't know. I guess she wants a raise or something.

I don't mean your cover, I mean your boss.

I don't think...

I don't understand. I don't get this.

I don't want to talk to no Lincoln.

I don't want you to see me like this no more.

I enter the phrase "end trans."

I even cut back on hog maws and chitterlings.

I feel awfully dumb, Mr. Talbot. I'm sorry I wasted your time.

I feel like I got my period every day.

I gave her too much. Goddamn it!

I get a little carried away sometimes sitting in this dumb bank.

I got a message from a good friend! You schmuck!

I got dressed to meet you for dinner.

I got good news for you.

I got Mace. I got Mace in my pocket.

I got moths.

I got shit that'll make your dick fall off.

I got you now.

I got you, man.

I got your exit contact from your old flame.

I gotta call my mother.

I gotta explain this dress to Cynthia.

I gotta get downtown real fast.

I gotta reach out and touch someone, all right?

I gotta save my friend Jack.

I had no idea he was bald.

I hate to see a woman looking like that.

I have to go to Elizabeth Arden.

I have to make a very important phone call.

I have to see Lady Sarah Billings.

I hired the car for 6:00. You weren't ready till 6:20.

I just want to talk. Don't be frightened, Miss Doolittle.

I knew it. This is code for, "Terry, come adjust my chair."

I know it's one of these houses. Pull up right there.

I know that he likes the Stones.

I know that he very much wanted to be here.

I know where all our wheat went.

I know. My wife's got the same face.

I learned how much I love you.

I liked him very much, but you have to set high goals for yourself.

I lost five pounds last week.

I mean it.

I mean, I don't know that much about him.

I mean, I'm down here 1:30 in the morning on the docks!

I mean, it's not even in today's paper and this is the "Post."

I mean, just to check it out.

I mean, that's not the message I sent.

I mean, there it was on my computer screen, you know?

I mean, what happened to you?

I mean, you don't want me to beg on my knees, do you?

I mean, you guys had a thing once.

I mean, you just left me sitting there.

I mean...

I met this guy,

I need a little of that overtime action.

I need you, and I've got to pay for you.

I owe you my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you.

I pray to God he's still alive.

I put out the word that he had killed Carlson and then defected.

I quit, I quit.

I risked my life, and this guy tells me he doesn't

I said I was cured. Where are you going?

I sat in that restaurant feeling stupid and hurt.

I saw him on "60 Minutes" doing this:

I should just pin a $100 bill to my ass and scream,

I swear, you don't stop, dude. Just forget it!

I talked to Mr. Talbot.

I think I got a business appointment.

I think I just broke every little bone in my wrist.

I think I'll settle for veal dinner.

I think it's time to go home now.

I think she just couldn't quite take the insecurity of life with Jack.

I think so. Have a seat. I'll adjust the chair for you.

I think the Queen's Anniversary Ball is tonight.

I thought he was with you. That's what his wife said.

I thought I heard everything. Thanks, lady.

I thought I'd catch up on her British deposits.

I thought me and you could go to your husband

I told them not to call anybody.

I told you, I didn't fall in the river, I was thrown!

I was afraid to use the telephone, and this couldn't wait.

I was crowned

I was drowned in a four, five city hag.

I was just cleaning up my apartment.

I was raised by two lesbians. No, wait.

I went and had...

I wonder about that stuff all the time.

I work in the money transfer room, man.

I work on a computer.

I'd have blown up the place years ago.

I'd have probably thought about that next.

I'd like to be her beneficiary.

I'd like to say that it's a pleasure to welcome you to our little family.

I'll be responsible for her, I promise you that.

I'll be there in a second.

I'll cancel something even better.

I'll get... I'll get back to you.

I'll just tell her I slammed it in a taxi door or something.

I'll look you up.

I'll meet you back in the basement.

I'll only be a couple of minutes, I swear.

I'll take you home, okay?

I'll think of something. Don't do this to me now.

I'll think of something. I swear to God.

I'm a little bit lonely periodically.

I'm a little black woman in a big silver box

I'm cured, I told you.

I'm cured! I'm cured!

I'm getting seriously aroused here.

I'm gonna have to have this x rayed now.

I'm gonna kill myself. Finger on the trigger.

I'm gonna party with you guys. Come to my house.

I'm gonna snatch this bad boy off your head.

I'm here to check out your terminal.

I'm in the water. I'm making an effort.

I'm just typing up my Christmas list.

I'm leaving for Brussels on a 3:00 A.M. Flight.

I'm Liz Carlson. You called my husband, Harry.

I'm Marty Phillips. That's my card. Feel free to call me anytime.

I'm moving towards the uptown area.

I'm not a computer, Mr. Page.

I'm not an Eskimo.

I'm not dressed for dinner.

I'm not gonna say anything.

I'm not saying that.

I'm not stealing anything. I got a key from Jack.

I'm not.

I'm proud of this effort you're putting in.

I'm so glad to see you guys, I swear.

I'm sorry I couldn't be more help.

I'm sorry to bother you.

I'm sorry you got this involved.

I'm sorry, Terry. He's in London.

I'm sorry, there was nothing I could do. She grabbed my arm.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Who knew there was a phone gestapo? I mean...

I'm supposed to call these guys?

I'm sure the frock could cover the queen mum.

I'm taking you upstairs.

I'm worried about Harry, okay? Please call.

I'm...

I've gotta have it. Mr. Page, oh, please.

I've had the most amazing night.

I've tried to call you for a couple of days.

If I'd known that was how to get a promotion,

If it's going to be like this, I'd really like to go home now.

If Jack makes this contact, he should be home within 72 hours.

If you don't leave me alone,

If you shoot me in the legs, I'll blow my brains out.

If you'd stop picking your teeth, you could hear what I had to say.

Impossible to exit. All doors closed.

In a very short while, he'll be dead. Know why?

In addition to responding to a question about abortion

In connection with a plot to sell weapon secrets

In Jesus Christ, our Lord, amen.

In the envelope, you'll find the name of a person

In the oven! It's not here!

In welcoming a brand new member of our family:

In your little pink towel with your little pink face

Is it possible to do this in the morning?

Is she on some kind of medication?

Is some jiggerhead like you

Is that him?

Is the smallest piece on the chessboard.

Is this for Jack?

Issued a series of clarifications

It appears you did send the Burghardt contact.

It says "Sarah. Sinai, 1982."

It wasn't in the paper on Saturday. It wasn't in the paper on Sunday.

It's a fairly long space, but it's coming soon.

It's a gas, gas, gas.

It's a little after 3:00.

It's a man.

It's a package deal.

It's adjusted for her.

It's almost time for "Leave It to Brezhnev."

It's an illness. People can't stop swearing.

It's down.

It's gonna have a head like the monitor.

It's gonna say "Sperry" across the top of it, and you know...

It's like a gift. It's like an electrical gift.

It's Mott the Hoople. He's a Springsteen fan.

It's no big deal, you know.

It's not like I got nothing else to do, you know?

It's not something you can buy!

It's okay.

It's Peter Caen.

It's silly, I know.

It's the CIA.

It's the little things that ease our life.

It's the phone. It's just the phone.

It's time to get your ticket home, kiddo.

It's too much like him leaving my room

Jack and I have been friends for many, many years.

Jack has indeed uncovered information

Jack here. Just leaving. Anything wrong?

Jack was a very long time ago. I can't help you.

Jack, come on!

Jack, do you receive? Jack?

Jack, I wouldn't go with any woman who called me a "sheet."

Jack, it's Allen. I've been trying to get you for days.

Jack, Jack!

Jack, there's trouble. Call me.

Jack, you got good taste.

Jack?

Jack?

Jack? What is this?

Jack.

Jack. B flat.

Jack. Confirm, confirm.

Jackie, good luck with your baby.

Jacques, it's me again.

Jacques, it's me again.

Jagger, step. On the replay.

James Page. Anal. Polyester king.

Jeez, these shoes hurt.

Jeez, this is great!

Jeez.

Jeremy Talbot. Says he didn't know you.

Jeremy? Are we still on for squash this afternoon?

Jesus, man, do the world a favor!

Jesus, Terry.

Jesus! Jesus! I...

Jumping Jack Flash taps into my computer!

Jumping Jack Flash.

Jumping Jack Flash.

Just don't lean back. It's very flaky.

Just kidding.

Just let the serum take effect, Terry.

Just like a man.

Just put the icing on the cake, not on your sister's new sweater!

Just stay and wait. I haven't had the best of luck with you guys.

Just waiting for you to give him a cute answer.

Karen, just give us five minutes, please.

Karen, we'll see you later at Cole's.

Key's in the hydrant, just like he said.

KGB probably.

Knew I could do it, huh? You son of a bitch.

Knock, knock.

Knock, knock. Please.

Lady Andatramp.

Lady, you're more than sorry.

Larry, Larry, Larry!

Larry, you gotta stop smoking them cigars, man.

Leave me alone.

Let me know what I've missed.

Let's face it, he was no ex doctor.

Let's go. Read her her rights.

Let's honor Her Majesty with a dance.

Let's see.

Let's see.

Let's talk.

Let's walk.

Like Cinderella at her first ball.

Listen carefully. Can...

Live and in person,

Liz Carlson. Gone but good.

Liz Carlson's cousin Terry Doolittle. Hi.

Liz?

Liz.

Look at this. He says, "Bonjour, Terry. What's the skinny?"

Look how you ended your transmission

Look out!

Look up Tourette's syndrome.

Look what they did to this woman! She looks terrible!

Look, Alexander's is having a sale on toaster ovens.

Look, can you tell me where I might find Lady Sarah?

Look, don't piss me off! Get the fuck out of my face, okay?

Look, I called you at 11:00, I called you at 12:00,

Look, I entered "end trans."

Look, I got tickets for the Knicks game tomorrow and...

Look, I've just had several

Look, there is a dead man floating around in the river!

Look, there is a guy in Russia who's gonna die

Look, what are you trying to do, cop a feel?

Look, you were about to leave, weren't you?

Look! See? See? Look.

Lord Malcolm might not be that swift,

Loveliness is a woman's obligation and reward.

Marianne Faithfull.

Mark Van Meter was a great success in the greeting card business.

Married?

Marry her soon. Those babies are gonna need a last name.

Marty, you're a prince.

Marty! You know, you can talk directly to me, asshole.

May I present my... my cousin?

May I speak with Lady Sarah, please?

Maybe I ought to go into the spy business.

Maybe it's in the lyrics of the song.

Maybe one or two things.

Maybe she got herself a boyfriend.

Maybe we should leave this game to the women.

Maybe you ought to forget about it.

Me.

Meet Matuchek, store on Balton Street.

Mick, Mick, Mick, speak English!

Miss Doolittle, grab ahold of yourself, not me.

Miss Doolittle, I can accept certain of your eccentricities

Miss Doolittle, in my office right now.

Miss Doolittle? Good morning. I'm Jeremy Talbot.

Miss Doolittle. Hello.

Miss Doolittle. What are you doing?

Miss! Miss!

Mm mm mm mm.

Mmm.

Monday it was Nick something Greek.

More breadsticks, madame?

Morning.

Mr. Lincoln would like to talk to you.

Mr. Page, call an ambulance.

Mr. Page, I was just trying to be friendly.

Mr. Phillips comes to us from our Silver Springs office.

Mr. Van Meter, are you trying to catch a plane?

Mr. Van Meter, you seem to be moving awfully quickly.

Mr. Van Meter?

Mr. Van Meter? Mr. Van Met...?

Mr. Van Meter? Mr. Van Meter!

My darling, you're coming along with me tomorrow. Brazil.

My mistake. Sorry.

My point is that this guy has a friend, and...

My point is this guy has a friend

My, that's a vivid image, isn't it?

Never mind. Favor too dangerous.

Next news and weather again at 8:00.

Next time I'm in London,

Nice pad!

Nice system.

No problem.

No, he's the schmuck I work for at the bank.

No, I'm not.

No, it's not. It's time for "Gilligan's Gulag."

No, no, I won't.

No, no. I just talked to him tonight.

No, no. They all know I go down by 6:00.

No, not "in a column by Herb Caen."

No, right there, yeah.

No, thanks, you guys.

No, they just beat me up.

No, this is his service. May I take a message?

No, this is the man's private property. I mean...

No! No, no, I work in a bank. I work on a computer.

No.

No.

No. Go ahead. It's your dime.

No. Jack was hip to you.

No. No. I'm okay.

Not as great as I looked the last time

Not bad taste. Orlando's.

Not that I know of. Are you on some kind of medication?

Not the crotch! Not the crotch!

Nothing.

Now back to the hits on New York's more music station.

Now he's lurking behind his monitor screen

Now look here, Mr. Lincoln. What happened to Harry Carlson?

Now, you know you're gonna have this baby.

Obviously someone thought this was funny.

Of Barclays Bank of London last week.

Of course, you wouldn't ask me was I hurt?

Of course.

Of course. Gillian.

Of several of the president's statements

Of the British financial community

Of the worst days of my young life, Mr. Page.

Officer, look, here's my card.

Oh, boy, well. You know, I hate my job. I hate this city.

Oh, boy.

Oh, Christ!

Oh, Christ.

Oh, crap! Oh, shit!

Oh, fuck!

Oh, fuck! Help! Help!

Oh, God, Benny Hill.

Oh, God, that's what you are. You're a terrorist.

Oh, God!

Oh, I give this up because now you pissed me off.

Oh, I see you already have a little family.

Oh, I'm sorry about that. I was supposed to tell you

Oh, I'm sorry. It's been a long day. I'm your Sperry repairman.

Oh, Jesus!

Oh, Jesus! Hey! Watch out for the car!

Oh, look! A tropical fish and his mate!

Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.

Oh, my God! Turn right! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. You ever wonder what the fuck Martinizing is?

Oh, my name? Sybil Fawlty.

Oh, no, I'm quite sure I would remember you.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, you don't!

Oh, no! No, no, no. You're gonna kill me!

Oh, no. Could I have the check, please?

Oh, not again. Oh, man.

Oh, please, God, don't let me die.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's so amusing.

Oh, we're getting ready

Oh, what?

Oh, yeah, he's a born vice principal.

Oh, yeah, I can appreciate that fully, but...

Oh, yeah, I knew what it was.

Oh, yeah, this one girl Terry, she's working late.

Oh, yeah. Harry Carlson, on the frying pan, yeah.

Oh, yes, he saved my life.

Oh, yes. Could you hold on one second?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay, how about Copyright 1968

Okay, I'm here, baby. I ain't going nowhere.

Okay, let's break this mother.

Okay, look. You need to stay here and wait for me.

Okay, okay, okay. I was just... here's your quarter.

Okay, pal, is this a big joke?

Okay, think. I'm a Stone fan, he's a Stone fan.

Okay! God.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Here's what I need you to do.

Okay. Let's talk.

Okay. Uh, uh, uh.

On second thought, Mr. Talbot...

On the international bank transponder.

Only in fucking New York could you be in a goddamn phone booth

Ooh.

Or "thanks" or something.

Or you will not represent this bank at all!

Other than that, I'm great.

Our specials tonight...

Ow!

Pack your bags, bud.

Page is leaving for Silver Springs next week

Page is pissed, man. He is smoking.

People are chasing him. He needs to get out.

People gonna think somebody hit you in the eye, girl. There you go.

Perhaps I should call you Dr. Ruth!

Personal chitchat is prohibited

Peter Caen, Mark Van Meter."

Please, Miss Doolittle.

Please. I have a gun in your face. I'm threatening myself.

Prescott was arrested last night in a Staten Island supermarket.

Pressing that key cancels the input buffer line,

Probably some kind of short, chip, something like that.

Procedure.

Provided you keep working this way.

Psst, come here. All six of you, come here.

Put her in my office, for heaven's sakes.

Rain? No.

Really?

Really?

Really? I just might do that.

Really? Thanks.

Recipes? More advice to the sexually inadequate?

Referring to it as one of our strongest allies in the Pacific.

Repairman.

Replacing Miss Jackie Valentine at terminal number 23.

Request Anglo American operatives file number 114171280.

Richard something italian?

Right behind you.

Right here in the First National Bank,

Right now I can appreciate that.

Right on time.

Russian television piped into Terry's monitor.

Same old readouts every time.

Sarah, Sarah.

Sarah!

Sarah.

Scramble for privacy. Give me your code key.

See, I didn't think it was crossfire. I know it's hurricane.

See, what did I tell you? Jack.

Seems like a pretty loose guy.

Send it your goddamn self.

She can't just have disappeared.

She can't leave the consulate. Take the back stairs.

She got on the phone, and then you showed up.

She nuts?

She should be happy.

She usually spits. Really, this is sweet talk for her.

She was standing on the corner just minding her business

She'd crush bowling balls between those thighs.

She'll know this is a stroller.

She's got too much. She's useless.

She's having her treatment. May I take a message?

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Shit.

Shoot.

Should remind us all of how precious life is.

Shut the fuck up.

Shut up!

Sick. You're sick. Okay.

Simply because you're one of my most productive employees.

Sinai Sarah.

Since I didn't know where Jack was, I had to discredit his information.

Sir Hensley, Lady Hensley, good evening.

Sit back, relax.

Slow down, Terry. You're gonna hurt yourself.

Smell me.

Smooth talker.

So I just don't know why you won't come to Cole's with me.

So I persuaded my husband to get involved.

So it has to be something that says Stones.

So let me give you a little bit of advice.

So Page is Jack's contact?

So, what's going on here?

Sorry to have kept you waiting.

Sorry to have missed you, but if you leave your name

Sorry, Jack.

Sorry. I still want to take you to dinner.

Sorry. Sarah! Sarah!

Soviet TV uses the same satellite as this capitalist pig bank.

Stay right there.

Still here, sweetheart.

Stop that right now!

Stop wearing this lipstick. Do me a favor.

Stop!

Sure, lady. As long as the meter's running.

Sure, no problem. They let me in all the time.

Sure.

Sure. Anything else?

Sweet dreams.

Take care of yourself. Keep your terminal open tomorrow.

Talbot.

Talk to me tomorrow, same time.

Tell him nothing's wrong.

Tell me again.

Tell me, how is it possible that a man could be brutally murdered

Tells me to go to his house and get a frying pan

Temperature in Central Park dropped to 36 degrees overnight.

Terry happens to be short for Teresa.

Terry, I've got a great idea.

Terry, must leave in order to make contact.

Terry, what happened?

Terry, what's going on?

Terry, what's wrong with you? You look awful.

Terry, what's wrong?

Terry, will you hurry up? She's unwrapping the stroller!

Terry, you do not need any more trouble.

Terry!

Terry!

Terry?

Terry?

Terry.

Terry.

Terry...

Than a good scene, than a charming scene.

Thank you, Mr. Page.

Thank you, Mr. Page. Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Excuse me.

Thanks for everything, but we're no longer safe.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That associates a consulate official with an unfriendly government.

That closed most doors.

That could tear at your heart and burn through the greasepaint.

That kind of thing. Yes, bye bye. Bye.

That should only be adjusted by skilled technicians.

That they get lodged in your fucking nostrils?

That was before she decided to become a lady.

That was very good.

That would be good too. Okay, bye.

That's a prawn. A pawn...

That's Archer Lincoln? Jesus.

That's Archer Lincoln.

That's because I'm the entertainment.

That's my card. Anything you need, just pick up the phone.

That's my card. Feel free to call me anytime.

That's quite all right. We've become accustomed to it.

That's right, Mr. Talbot.

That's so great!

That's the kind of thing we have to do. I mean, that's our jobs.

That's true. Ex doctors do not grow on trees.

That's very delicate technology.

That's what you do for friends is you help them out.

That's why he wound up with you.

The basement? You're not taking anybody to the basement.

The car was on time.

The car's ready.

The company has moved her to a new home,

The current midtown temperature at 6:59 is a brisk 39 degrees.

The key, Terry! I need the key! Jack's code key. What's the key?

The KGB? The K motherfucking GB?

The last guy that tried to help me,

The meter is off.

The president apparently forgot that Hawaii is a state,

The Rolling Stones.

The shielding on the I/O port is loose.

Their computer. It has exit contacts.

Then all these crazy people...

Then we'll get married.

Then we're gonna go to Cole's after, right?

There are killers running around the fucking city!

There is a dead man floating around in the river.

There she is, Miss Russian Aerobics!

There she is.

There you are. Jesus, thank God.

There's a lady with a gun!

There's absolutely nothing I can do.

There's nothing wrong with me, you dumb motherfucker!

There's, like, a million mannequins in the basement.

These guys are serious.

They don't even know they're doing it. She has it bad.

They fished your card out of my pocket.

They'd understand.

They're doing an awfully good job of it.

Think they're gonna let me in the door, man?

This guy looked at me like I was crazy!

This has got some weird ass lyrics!

This is for what you did to our friend.

This is great.

This is great. This is great.

This is it.

This is Jack.

This is like acid on Sunday.

This is rose hips with zinc. Drink this, you will stop sneezing.

This is the face of a woman on the edge, Earl.

This tractor trailer came and ran her over.

This was the chair that the pregnant girl sat in.

Those guys are trying to put my lights out.

To an unnamed foreign government.

To call Van Halen, Van Morrison, I don't know. Van Meter!

To Mr. Dennis Bramlett

To transfer funds and accept the transfer of funds

Tomorrow, 7:00 P.M. I need you."

Tongue.

Tonight? Tonight, I can't.

Toothless?

Try to be inconspicuous. Second...

Turning to weather, the city remains in the grip of a cold spell.

Turning up at all the auspicious occasions.

Two lesbians? Come on, Mick.

Two rows back, on the left.

Unavoidably delayed in London. Queen thanks you.

Unless I get back to my computer terminal in 45 minutes.

Unlock the door! What? Give me that!

Use my MasterCard.

Using the computer so that the transferred funds

Van Meter. Dead but good.

Very good! You're a clever girl.

Very humorous.

Wait a minute. I wouldn't adjust that.

Wait, Allen. Hang on. I'm here.

Was. Lost contact. Thought he was homesick.

Wasn't it the Sinai, 1982?

Watch your mouth.

Waving down cars near Battery Park.

Way to go, Terry!

Way to go, way to go.

We don't want your cheeks dropping to your knees.

We found her screaming, soaking wet,

We found nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing!

We have a lot of balls.

We must shake hands now. Good to meet you.

We present to you Blind Terry Doolittle.

We put in a new set of brakes and replaced the radio.

We sent a car down there, lady. Look who I'm calling "lady."

We wouldn't be playing these stupid games.

We'll have a great time!

We'll have a real good time, you know?

We'll have lunch Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, any day you want!

We'll stay there until he gives you a divorce.

We're in, we're in!

We've got to get in the receiving line to be introduced.

Welcome anyway.

Welcome back.

Welcome to the boredom capital of the world.

Welcome to the main branch, Mr. Phillips.

Well, a man gets tired of raw fish all the time.

Well, another spy bites the dust.

Well, because it...

Well, don't quote me, but obviously somebody is trying to scare you

Well, drag the river!

Well, how the hell are you transmitting?

Well, I did my part for democracy.

Well, I got a report that there was, so I thought I'd check it out.

Well, I guess I should thank her for the job.

Well, I never!

Well, I simply wanted to say you look as wonderful now as you did then.

Well, I won't miss you.

Well, I'd feel a lot better if nobody messed with it, you know?

Well, I'm so sorry, I...

Well, I'm sorry, but we can't let you in without an invitation.

Well, I'm standing right here. It's not like he could miss me.

Well, I'm sure she'll be pleased to hear it.

Well, I've seen this movie before, and I'm not gonna stay here.

Well, maybe I could help you.

Well, shit.

Well, tell him not to forget our date.

Well, thank you.

Well, thank you. Excuse me.

Well...

What a woman.

What about Jerry Hall?

What about the women? Bianca.

What about your passport?

What am I gonna do?

What an Anglophile you turned out to be,

What are you doing with all these mannequins?

What are you doing? Communicating with pals again?

What are you getting involved in? What are you doing?

What are you people doing?

What are you talking about? It's not over. Get out of here.

What company? What's the name of it?

What contact did you send?

What contact did you send?

What did you say about the queen?

What do you mean, afternoon?

What do you mean, what about him?

What do you mean, you're not on it?

What else can I do?

What else? What else? Jagger? Not his ass.

What exactly is the situation?

What happened? I don't know.

What is that? One of your friends?

What is this, some kind of initiation?

What kind of trouble?

What on earth?

What the fuck are you running here, "Wild Kingdom"?

What was the message you sent?

What was the message?

What, are you some kind of fucking reject from "Barney Miller"?

What, do you think there's a lot of work down on the pier for hookers?

What?

What?

What? What, what, what, what?

What's her name? What's her name?

What's his code? Give me his code, goddamn it!

What's my contact?

What's that?

What's the favor?

What's the matter, Dougie? Do strong women threaten you?

What's the message?

What's wrong? Terry, what's wrong?

Where are you?

Where did you think he'd come? We're his trusted staff.

Where is he, Terry?

Where is Liz Carlson?

Where the fuck is the taxi? Oh, Jesus.

Where's the party, baby? I'm waddling over.

Whew.

Who am I gonna tell the code key to?

Who are you supposed to be? The Pillsbury Doughboy?

Who are you, Jack?

Who are you?

Who do you think gave the exit contact to Lord Malcolm?

Who is this, Clovis?

Who the fuck is Elizabeth Arden?

Who was the message from?

Who?

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa.

Whom would I talk to this time?

Why all the mystery? "Am in serious trouble."

Why am I wearing sequins tonight?

Why are you saying that? Because I'm a woman?

Why didn't you contact the consulate yourself?

Why do I have to work here?

Why do you do this to her? You know it drives her up the wall.

Why don't we have a little fun tonight after work?

Why not?

Will get you home. Promise.

Will have to wear evening dress.

Will meet you at Rezo Inn 5:00 P.M. Tomorrow.

Will try alternate contacts.

With a spike through my head?

With a three minute answer about taxes

With shitty breadsticks.

Would be grateful if you said yes."

Would you go back to the consulate?

Would you like a lesson in the espionage game?

Would you please tell me what the hell is going on?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Wow.

Yeah, aside from freezing my ass off, yeah.

Yeah, Clovis, I got a guy here who says you sent him down.

Yeah, don't be sneaking up on people like that, okay?

Yeah, I think I can handle it. I'll try.

Yeah, it's too bad they're boys.

Yeah, let me ask him. Say, what's your...?

Yeah, let me just switch this thing off.

Yeah, man, I looked fantastic!

Yeah, quit moping around. Come with us.

Yeah, that's right. Lady Andatramp.

Yeah, they used to be quite an item a few years ago.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I'll explain everything to you later.

Yes, good afternoon.

Yes, I'm the social secretary to Lady... Lady...

Yes, it is true I was in the Sinai very briefly in 1982 in the summer.

Yes, my name is Terry Doolittle.

Yes! Boom!

Yes! Kicking ass!

Yes?

Yes.

Yes. Or maybe if you left it to the women,

Yes. Thank you so much. God save the queen.

Yo!

You are the dumbest motherfucker I ever met.

You bastards!

You better get her to some doctor.

You bitch! Hey, you stupid bitch! Let go of my arm!

You can make fun of me all you like, but at least I am out there.

You can't believe where his hand is.

You didn't see that man go floating past me.

You dog.

You don't have to spend your money! Spend my money! Here.

You don't know anything about this, do you?

You don't mind if I just call Sperry?

You don't want me.

You don't want me. I got diseases.

You get any closer, honey, you're gonna be a father.

You go home, Mr. Page.

You have another favor to ask, huh?

You have finally managed to shatter the Guinness record for tardiness.

You have to make a decision.

You know better than to utilize the phone for personal considerations.

You know him, right?

You know I'm right.

You know this cat don't have no roaches.

You know what I'm talking about! You just gonna let him sit there?

You know, he's a spy.

You know, I can't get over the feeling we've met before.

You know, I learned something tonight.

You know, it took you guys long enough to get here.

You know, Mr. Van Meter, he ended up dead.

You know, my ears are ringing.

You know, she's the Dutch dog fancier.

You know, we've been so backlogged since Jackie left,

You know, what's the skinny? What's the buzz?

You know, you people got a strange retirement plan.

You know? You know what you are?

You led us right to Jack. You sprang the trap.

You let me marry him. You never even phoned.

You little brat! Look what you did to my sweater!

You look awfully familiar.

You look great.

You need other contacts? I work in a bank.

You need to get somebody down here from Department C.

You said you had a message from Jack,

You say, "Have another favor to ask."

You scared me, Marty! You asshole!

You scared me!

You shit! I'm sick of this machine!

You shit! I'm sick of this machine! Forget it!

You should have left it on.

You shouldn't chitchat. You're gonna get in trouble.

You son of a bitch! You've been monitoring my transmissions.

You think I could crash it?

You think I'm giving blowjobs down there to goldfish?

You told me that a year ago, and you let me go.

You waddle on in. I'll be waddling on in myself.

You want a quarter? Kiss my ass!

You want help or not? Because I got better things to do

You want some money to spend? Beauty comes from within!

You were 20 minutes late. What do you expect?

You were a friend of Mr. Van Meter?

You were close. I mean, come on.

You weren't looking in the obituaries.

You win.

You, brother! Yo, brother man!

You, too, Jack.

You, too, man.

You... shit! Shit!

You'll be lucky if you get there in 45 days!

You'll represent this bank in a professional manner,

You're a KGB whoozi whatsits.

You're being melodramatic, aren't you?

You're gonna tell us what we want to know.

You're just gonna lay back in your pink room

You're looking lovely.

You're looking spiffy. You're looking good, mama!

You're not gonna get me and my dress, you piece of shit.

You're not gonna meet anybody by sitting home reading a book.

You're on. How about Orlando's?

You're Peter Caen?

You're screening your calls?

You're too late.

You're... you're sad.

Your 'ships. Get me out of here. Get me...

Your advice to Jean Claude, Miss Doolittle.

Your code key, not your handle.

Your turn this time.

5:00 P.M. Ring a bell?

6:00!

40 goddamn people in the office, the man's gotta pick on me.

45 minutes? It'll take that long to book you.

153. Pull over here.

"What's the skinny?" What's the skinny, yeah.

♪ It's a gas ♪ ♪ By a toothless ♪

♪ It's a gas ♪ ♪ I was raised ♪

♪ Jumping Jack Flash ♪ ♪ Bearded hag ♪

♪ Jumping Jack Flash ♪ ♪ I was crowned ♪

♪ You've got to just give it time... ♪ Stupid!

$40. Great. Terry.

555, yes? 7532.

7532. Thank you. Okay.

Absolutely, 5:00. Super.

Adjust my knobs. No!

Ah, there you are. I'm so sorry I'm late.

All right, freeze! Drop it!

Am I on it? Yeah, right.

And what about Jack? What about him?

And where is Jack? Calm down and get in.

Archer Lincoln? Him. Uncooperative.

Are you CIA? Who, me?

Are you Terry Doolittle? Who wants to know?

Baby, we got to leave. What's the matter?

Book me? Book me? Bullshit! Hey, sit down!

But I don't quite follow. Aren't you from Department C?

By marriage. Lady Sarah.

By your pimp, your john? What is it with you people?

Call an ambulance! Hey, that's my hat.

Call the police. Do you have a list of demands?

Can I go home now? Yes, go home.

Can I write KGB on the cake? No, you may not.

Can't even say good morning. Good morning.

Carl, stop shooting! My hat! My hat!

Come along, darling. Leslie!

Come on, Dougie. What is that?

Come rattle my chains. Fucking mother!

Correct. Thanks for all your help. Scumbag!

Damn, you scared me! I'm fine! Well, I'm not.

Did you make it, Terry? Did I make it?

Did you tell her? No.

Do you know what a pawn is? Yes, it's a shrimp.

Do you read me? Stop, stop, stop! What do you think you're doing?

Dog's bark... Yes, I heard you.

Don't sit... Oh!

Don't wa... get me out! Come on, give us some money!

Don't worry, you will. Hey!

Dougie. Dougie. Lenin would have a stroke.

Dougie. Hey! Terry. Hey!

Excuse me. Hi.

Fred, you're so smart. Yes.

from Jumping Jack Flash. I can meet you in 20 minutes.

Fucking machine! This is unbelievable. You are fired.

Get away from that phone! No, wait a minute!

Get Larry, the heavyset guard. You take your hands off me.

Get out of here! No, I was here first!

Get out of the way, Lisa! Marty called.

Get your fucking hands off me. Stupid.

Go ahead. I said smell me. Oh, God, do I have to?

Good afternoon, madam. Taxi!

Good evening, Elizabeth. You're such a beautiful dancer.

Good morning. So did you sleep well last night?

Good to see you. How are you?

Gotcha! Gotcha. All right.

Had no idea. I know you didn't know.

Harry Carlson is dead. What do you mean, he's dead?

Harry Carlson? Harry Carlson.

He asked me to take care of this. Please. No.

Hello, police? I'm being taken... Hey, stop that!

Here I go. Good luck.

Hey! I owe you one.

Hi, I'm Cynthia. Cynthia, I'm Marty.

Hi, Jack. This is Curt from Sport Motors.

Hi, Karen. Oh, thanks for fixing my monitor.

Hi, Marty. What are you doing?

Hi. Hey, you're late! You're late.

Hi. Hi.

Hold the coat. I'm holding it.

How you doing? I want a tulip. Tulip.

I bet. How about that dinner?

I couldn't resist. Thank you.

I didn't. Really? Again?

I got you on it. Don't tell me, don't tell me.

I know you're embarrassed. I'm behind you in slippery shoes.

I know you're there. You know, you...

I love it. See, I told you you look good.

I mean it. No, I know you mean it.

I think we should meet tonight. Okay. Where?

I told you... That's the word I don't like.

I... you know, I... Fuck the insurance!

I'd really like to go home right now! Please try and be decent.

I'm already involved with someone. What do you mean?

I'm dying! No, you're not gonna die.

I'm gonna slide on down... Is she drunk?

I'm not gonna watch. Look at that nick on her leg!

I'm okay. Where have you been?

I've got to get the facts. What happened?

I've got to have that promotion. Miss Doolittle.

If you'd asked me to forgive you... I was stupid.

into giving them Jack's code key. Well...

Is he hurt? He fell. Are you all right?

Is my face melting? The key!

Is that a woman? I wish I could do that.

Is this Mr. Van Meter? Yes.

It defeats your own purpose. Cynthia.

It's all right. What are you doing here?

It's just another bluff. No, it isn't!

It's Tourette's syndrome! ...for disturbing the peace.

Jumping Jack Flash? Shh!

Kill her? Feel free!

Kristine De laGrange. Of course.

Larry, your girlfriend's here. Don't tell him. He'll defect.

Leslie, you're dribbling. What?

Lisa, I'll walk with you. Walk with Larry.

Listen to the man. I gotta be sure.

Liz! Liz! KGB! Not in front of the kids!

Look, we... Very nice to see you again.

Lord Malcolm, may I... Elizabeth.

May I see some transactions... Look, Mr. Page!

Maybe they caught us. They must have.

Miss Doolittle, please. All right.

Miss Doolittle? Never mind. Terry?

Miss Doolittle. Oh, Mr. Page.

Miss Terry, good morning. Good morning.

Morning, Mr. Page. Good morning, Fred.

Mr. Martin Phillips. Marty.

Mr. Page would like to see you. Uh oh.

Mr. Page, can we use your office? No, not in my office.

Mr. Page. Yes?

Mr. Van Meter? Van Meter.

Neither of us. Oh, no, Jack.

No wonder they call it toilet water. Ma'am, you can't go in there.

No, don't kill me. You're right. She's worthless dead.

No! Sarah!

No! Miss! Sarah!

No. He's testing you, yeah.

No. What do you mean, no?

Not a goddamn word of it. You were very eloquent.

Not till you tell me the truth. What?

Not yet. Help!

Nothing's wrong with my terminal. No?

Now what? It's over.

Oh, my God! Don't shoot the machines!

Oh, my God. Get Larry, the heavyset guard.

Oh, shit! Carl! Carl! Bye.

Oh, yeah? What's wrong with it? Oh, I don't know.

Oh, you can't? I'm sorry, Miss Doolittle.

Oh, you found me! Lady, you okay?

Oh, you shouldn't... Shut up!

Oh. Didn't mean to scare you.

Okay, give. A very nice man.

Okay, who do you work for? First National Bank.

Okay. It looks so strange on your lips.

on any of these terminals. Bastard.

Only the truth, Terry. It is the truth.

Peter Caen residence. Hello, is Peter Caen in?

Peter Caen? Unavailable.

Please, Mrs. Milsap is watching. Please!

Right on! No, don't wave at me!

Right, but you got a message. Yes, I got the message.

Right. Now, where's Nina? Don't shoot.

Rosie, book her... No, sir, sir.

Sarah! She doesn't know what she means.

Security, please. Phew! Jesus!

See this face? Mm hmm.

She cracks me up. Terry.

She fixed it. What's she in trouble for?

She's bluffing. We'll soon find out.

Small world. Indeed.

So shoot her in the legs. No, don't shoot me in the legs.

So that's what you sound like. Oh, I'm sorry.

Son of a bitch! It's Tourette's syndrome.

Speaking of bows... It's beautiful.

Step out, Mr. Page. Tell him.

Stop it. It looks great on you.

Take your hands off me. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Tell me the truth, Terry. I'm not gonna tell you anything!

Terry Doolittle, and I will. Good.

Terry! What?

Terry? What? No, no, forget it!

Terry? Terry. Oh, shit! Sorry.

than to save your butt, bud! I'm sorry.

Thanks for everything, Terry. Oh, come on, don't cry.

Thanks, thanks. You know the business.

that I would be responsible. Who are you, Rona Barrett?

The British Consulate. May I help you?

The key! The key is the key.

The key? Yes.

The one on the frying pan? Yes.

There she is again! Wait, wait, wait, wait.

This is the third time this week. What?

Wait for me. Shit.

We don't have much time. Enough rehearsal.

We'll do lots of drugs! Yeah.

We're gonna clean your window. Don't wash the windows.

We're not going home now. I'd like to go home now.

Well, color me so surprised. Oh, you're so witty.

Well, well, Miss Doolittle! Mr. Talbot.

What a lovely service. Should we go, sir?

What a wise idea. Yeah, you're right.

What are you doing here? Jack isn't coming.

What are you doing? Huh? What?

What did you think that was? I thought it was hair.

What do you want? You gonna be all day?

What happened? Fell in the river.

What has she got in her hand? She's got a weapon!

What kind of hokey shit is that? Tell me the truth.

What the hell does that mean? The key is the key.

What was that? Don't know.

What? Good afternoon.

What's going on? Nothing's going on.

What's his code? Who are you?

What's his name again? Van Meter.

What's she doing? Okay.

What's your name? Earl.

Where is he? Russia, I think. I'm not sure.

Who is replacing... Hi, Marty.

Who taught you how to dress? I did.

Who? I knew you'd want to know.

Why on earth would we do that? He's your friend.

winging it. Oh, you're winging it.

With who? Who is he? Oh, he's just a guy.

Yeah, we could go to Cole's. Mm hmm.

Yeah, yeah. Very nice of you to meet me here.

Yeah? Yeah.

Yeah. I do.

Yes, I know. What do you mean?

Yes, I'm winging it, Marty! That's great!

Yes. I promise. All right. Now, hurry!

You are nuts. You still don't get it?

You know her? I work with her.

You look very nice. Oh, yeah? Thanks.

You mean truth serum? That's right.

You wait for your lunch hour. But, Mr. Page, it's really important.

You? Yes, me.

You're assuming a great deal. Come on, Sarah.

You're getting very shrill. You total bastard, Leslie.

You're here a little late. I'm running a little behind.

You're wet. Really, Marty?

You're wonderful. I know.

Your invitation, please. I don't have one.

Your ulcer, Mr. Page. Is Page looking for me?

...delete, delete, delete, delete. Karen!

'Cause I really do have some important business to take care of.

"A frying pan."

"Are you alone?"

"British Intellig..."

"Clamshell terminal.

"Contact Burg will meet you tomorrow." Okay.

"Could you deliver message to the British Consulate?"

"Dead" dead?

"Dennis, will trade you my Springsteen bootleg

"Did. Won't acknowledge me." Why?

"Dog's barking. Can't fly without umbrella."

"Dog's barking. Can't fly without umbrella."

"Excellent question."

"First go to my apartment in New York and get something for me."

"Harry Carlson, Archer Lincoln,

"It's a gas, gas, gas." Rolling Stones. I am English, you know.

"Jumping Jack Flash." No, no, no, no!

"Jumping Jack Flash"? That does not sound like Mr. Page.

"Made love all weekend"? God, I gotta meet this guy.

"Must be brief.

"Need other con..." Are you crazy?

"Need to talk." Oh, man, come on.

"Need your help.

"No pictures, no comments."

"Sarah. Sinai, '82."

"Sing with me and find the key.

"Sing with me and find the key."

"Situation confusing." No shit!

"Trapped in Eastern Europe. Need exit."

"Victim here! Victim here!"

"What did consulate say?" What did it say?

"Whom did you talk to?" Oh, I just love your accent.

"Yankee pot... Yankee pot roast was delicious."

"You're smart. That'll help."

♪ And I howled at my ma ♪ ♪ in the driving rain... ♪

♪ And I saw they bled ♪

♪ Anything to shake my soul ♪

♪ Before I find a love? ♪

♪ But how many heartaches ♪

♪ But it's all right ♪

♪ But it's all right now ♪

♪ But it's all right now ♪

♪ But it's all right now... ♪

♪ Doing it the way it's done ♪

♪ Doing it the way it's done ♪

♪ Everybody's holding me back ♪

♪ Everything is not too much ♪

♪ Free, free, set me free... ♪

♪ Get me a shot of something hot ♪

♪ Get me a shot of something hot ♪

♪ Get me a shot of something hot ♪

♪ Give me some chemistry ♪

♪ Give me some chemistry ♪

♪ God save the queen. ♪

♪ Hallelujah. ♪

♪ He's a gas, gas, gas ♪

♪ He's taking his time, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪

♪ Honey, please set me free ♪

♪ Honey, please set me free... ♪

♪ I can't be satisfied ♪

♪ I can't be satisfied ♪

♪ I fell down to my feet ♪

♪ I frowned at a crust of bread ♪

♪ I frowned at the crumbs ♪

♪ I just want to feel the rush ♪

♪ I need love, love ♪

♪ I need to find, find ♪

♪ I said it's all right ♪

♪ I said it's all right ♪

♪ I want him come back, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪

♪ I want me a Jack, bum, bum, bum, bum ♪

♪ I want the pain and the pleasure ♪

♪ I want to feel the fires burning ♪

♪ I was born ♪

♪ I was born in a crossfire hurricane... ♪

♪ I was born... ♪

♪ I was crowned ♪

♪ I was crowned... ♪

♪ I was drowned ♪

♪ I was drowned... ♪

♪ I was raised by a toothless bearded hag... ♪

♪ I was schooled ♪

♪ I'll buy the risk and the romance ♪

♪ I'm busting my behind, ♪ ♪ bum, bum, bum, bum... ♪

♪ I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, ♪ ♪ it's a gas, gas, gas... ♪

♪ I'm ready for all kind of emotions ♪

♪ I've got this feeling inside ♪

♪ I've got this feeling inside ♪

♪ I've got to feel some real feelings ♪

♪ I've got to feel some real feelings ♪

♪ In a crossfire hurricane... ♪

♪ In fact it's a gas ♪

♪ In fact it's a gas ♪

♪ In the driving rain ♪

♪ It feels so cold, the world is on hold ♪

♪ It's a game of give and take ♪

♪ It's a gas ♪

♪ It's a gas ♪

♪ It's a gas ♪

♪ It's a gas ♪

♪ It's a gas ♪

♪ It's a gas ♪

♪ It's a gas ♪

♪ Jumping Jack Flash ♪

♪ Jumping Jack Flash ♪

♪ Jumping Jack Flash ♪

♪ Jumping Jack Flash ♪

♪ Jumping Jack Flash ♪

♪ Jumping Jack Flash ♪

♪ Jumping Jack Flash ♪

♪ Jumping Jack Flash ♪

♪ Jumping Jack Flash ♪

♪ Jumping Jack Flash, it's a gas ♪

♪ Jumping Jack Flash, it's a gas ♪

♪ Made me lose my self control ♪

♪ Must I stand ♪

♪ My mama said you can't hurry love ♪

♪ No matter how long it takes ♪

♪ No, you just have to wait ♪

♪ No, you just have to wait ♪

♪ Of a crust of bread ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yes, I was ♪

♪ She said love don't come easy ♪

♪ Somebody set me free ♪

♪ Somebody set me free ♪

♪ Somebody set me free ♪

♪ Someone to call mine ♪

♪ Things that we've both done bad... ♪

♪ Through my head ♪

♪ To ease my mind ♪

♪ Too scared to make a connection ♪

♪ Want a little danger, please ♪

♪ Washed up and left for dead ♪

♪ Watch it ♪

♪ Whoo oo ♪

♪ Whoo, yeah ♪

♪ With a spike right through my head ♪

♪ With a spike running ♪

♪ With a strap right across my back ♪

♪ Yes, he is ♪

♪ Yes, I did ♪

♪ You can't hurry love ♪

♪ You can't hurry love, ♪ ♪ no, you just have to wait... ♪