Descendants Edit

A CHANCE TO WHAT, BEN? DESTROY US?

A CROWN DOESN'T MAKE YOU A KING.

A FAKE SMILE, KIND OF A KISS UP.

A FEW MINUTES TO TAKE EFFECT.

A FORCE FIELD AND A SIREN?

A LAMP.

A LITTLE BIT OVER THE TOP?

A LITTLE MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT.

A SHOCKER, HUH?

ABOUT THE OTHER DAY, I JUST

AH HA.

AH, ALWAYS LOVED THAT NAME. JANE.

AH, HERE.

AH, IT WAS EITHER YOU OR A TEAPOT.

AH! NN NNH!

AH! SMELLS LIKE COMMON FOLK.

AH! THAT'S MY NASTY LITTLE GIRL.

AHEM. LET'S CONTINUE.

AHH!

AHH!

AHH!

ALL I GET IS SOAKING WET!

ALL RIGHT. LET'S RUN THAT AGAIN.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT THERE AND LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

All: ♪ I'm rotten to the core, core ♪

All: ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪

All: ♪ Misunderstood ♪

All: ♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

All: ♪ Ooh, oh, oh ♪

All: ♪ Ooh, oh, oh, ohayohay, hey ♪

All: ♪ R i d i c u l o u s ♪

All: ♪ R i d i c u l o u s ♪

All: ♪ R i d i c u l o u s ♪

All: ♪ You ain't seen nothing yet... ♪

All: HEY!

All: WHOA! OH, OH, OH!

All: YEAH.

ALWAYS USE UPWARD STROKES.

And a great move by Jay.

AND A MOTHER IN LAW WING.

AND AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, I HAVE A LITTLE THING ABOUT CURFEWS.

AND BE WITH BEN.

AND BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS CAN'T BE HERE DUE TO,

AND BEGIN TO LOOT

AND BY THAT, I MEAN JUST LEAVE IT.

AND CONVERTED INTO A HIGH SCHOOL

AND DESTROY ALL THAT IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL,

AND EVIE...

AND FAIRY GODMOTHER'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.

AND GOT HIMSELF ELECTED KING OF THE UNITED STATES OF AURADON.

AND HE BOOTED THEM OFF TO THE ISLE OF THE LOST

AND HER RELENTLESS LITTLE PRINCE.

AND HOW HAVE YOU STAYED SO YOUNG?

AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, MAL? YOU'VE NEVER HAD ONE.

AND I BELIEVE THIS...

AND I KNOW YOU HATE US, AND, WELL, YOU'RE EVIL.

AND I NEED A LOVE SPELL.

AND I REALLY WISH THAT YOU

AND I, MALEFICENT...

AND I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

AND I'M GOING TO THE CORONATION WITH HIM.

AND I'VE GOT THE POSTER PARENTS FOR GOODNESS.

AND I'VE ONLY EVER LIVED IN ONE PLACE.

AND IF THERE IS ANYTHING YOU NEED, FEEL FREE TO

AND IMPRISON THEIR LEADERS

And it's the new guys, Jay and Carlos,

AND KICK EVERYONE OUT OF THEIR CASTLES

AND MALEFICENT.

AND MY HEART IS TELLING ME THAT WE ARE NOT OUR PARENTS.

AND NEITHER DO YOU.

AND NOT THE SPELL BOOKS,

And now a substitution...

AND NOW I COMMAND, WAND TO MY HAND!

And now Jay gets the ball back. Here comes Jay!

AND NOW WE INVITE YOU TO RELAX.

AND NOW YOU WILL BE MAKING YOUR OWN MEMORIES

AND NOW YOU'RE GONNA BE KING.

AND ONE THAT I HOPE WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY...

AND PERFECT PRINCES. UGH.

AND PICK IT UP WHEN WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

AND PUTS EVERYTHING INTO PERSPECTIVE AND

AND RIDICULOUS.

AND RIGHT NOW,

AND RUTHLESS AND CRUEL. YEAH?

AND SH YEAH, SHE'S MY MOM, SO I KNOW SHE LOVES ME...

AND SHE JUST MAKES YOU LAUGH

AND SHE KNEW HOW TO SEW AND KNEW BEAUTY TIPS,

AND SHE'S THIS CLOSE TO GRABBING THE MAGIC WAND.

AND SHOW YOU THE REST OF THE DORMS.

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN.

AND THE CLOTHES AND THEN EVERYBODY LOOKS GOOD AND THEN... WHERE WILL I BE?

AND THEN CARLOS WITH A BIG BLOCK, GOES DOWN.

And there is Fairy Godmother's wand.

AND THEY'RE FRESH FROM THE OVEN,

AND THEY'RE SWEET...

AND THIS BUTTON...

AND THIS LOVE POTION GETS THE BEST REVIEWS,

AND TRY A STRAWBERRY.

AND WE ALL GET TO GO.

AND WE WON'T GO BACK UNTIL WE DO.

AND WE'LL BE COMING IN FROM HERE.

AND WITH THAT WAND AND MY SCEPTER,

AND YOU AND I CAN SEE ALL THAT AND SO MUCH MORE.

AND YOU COULD PROBABLY HAVE WHATEVER FEATURES YOU WANTED.

AND YOU SAID YOURSELF A TEAM IS MADE UP OF A BUNCH OF PARTS.

AND YOU WILL BRING ME BACK HER MAGIC WAND.

AND YOU, SCRATCHING DUDE'S BELLY MAKES YOU HAPPY.

AND YOU, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A GOLD DIGGER AND A CHEATER.

AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

AND YOUR MOTHER BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BOOED

AND, HEY, IF YOUR MOM DOES DECIDE TO, YOU KNOW,

AND, UH, GET BACK ON THE ISLAND WITH THE WAND.

AND, UH, REMEDIAL GOODNESS 101.

AND, UH, THIS FANCY ROCK.

Announcer: 23 seconds left. You could cut the tension with a sword.

Announcer: He passes to Prince Ben.

Announcer: The teams get into their huddles and take up positions along the kill zone.

Announcer: What a victory.

ANY CHANCE HE'S IN LINE FOR A THRONE?

ANY FRIEND OF BEN'S...

ANYWHERE IN LINE?

ARE THOSE LITTLE CROWNS ON YOUR SHORTS?

ARE YOU AFRAID OF YOUR MOM?

ARE YOU FEELING KIND OF WEIRD ABOUT THIS?

ARE YOU INSANE?

ARE YOU SAYING THEY USE IT IN THE CORONATION?

AS IN DOPEY, DOC, BASHFUL, HAPPY, GRUMPY, SLEEPY, AND...

AS IN, "BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BOO"?

AS MY FATHER SAYS, "THE ONLY WAY TO WIN

AS THE DINING ROOM PROUDLY PRESENTS YOUR DINNER...

AS YOU WERE. (squeals)

ATOMIC WEIGHT?

B, LOCK IT IN A TOWER?

BASICALLY ALL THE REALLY INTERESTING PEOPLE

BE GIVEN A CHANCE

BEAST UNITED ALL OF THE KINGDOMS

BEAUTY! YEAH, I'VE HEARD THE NAME.

BECAUSE BEN MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY.

BECAUSE I'M LISTENING TO MY HEART.

BECAUSE OF YOUR MOTHER'S CURSE.

BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA BE REALLY, REALLY MAD.

BECAUSE WE'RE ROTTEN...

BECAUSE...

BEHIND ME, E! LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!

BEING FAIRY GODMOTHER AND HEADMISTRESS?

BEING REALLY, REALLY EVIL. (laughs) MAL BERTHA.

BELLE MARRIED HER BEAST IN FRONT OF 6,000

BELONGS TO YOU.

BEN AND AUDREY ARE GOING TO SHOW YOU ALL AROUND,

BEN JUST ASKED ME OUT ON...

BEN STILL BEING IN LOVE WITH ME JUST SEEMS A LITTLE EXTRA...

BEN, HELP ME! THIS THING IS A KILLER!

BEN, WE ARE VERY PROUD OF YOU.

Ben: TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF THAT YOU'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE.

BEN!

BEN! (echoing)

BEN?

BEN?

BETWEEN PRETTY AND BEAUTIFUL.

BEWARE, FORSWEAR, UNDO JANE'S HAIR.

BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BOO!

BIBBIDI BOBBIDI. YOU KNOW IT.

BIG BLOCK FROM CHAD.

BIG CAKE.

BITTER, PARTY OF ONE. BITTER, PARTY OF ONE.

BLESSES BEN WITH THE WAND AT CORONATION

Both: ♪ Now we're gonna be evil, it's true ♪

Both: AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MIRRORS!

Boy: ♪ I'm rotten to the core, core ♪

Boy: ♪ What, me a traitor? ♪

Boy: YEAH!

BOYS!

BREAK OUT THE OLD WAND, INVITE ME.

Broadcasting live from the coronation,

BUT AN EMOTIONAL TEAR HAS MORE PROTEIN BASED HORMONES

BUT DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO MINE?

BUT FIRST THIS HAPPENED.

BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT AUDREY WAS A LITTLE SELF ABSORBED.

BUT I CAN'T WAIT.

BUT I SAID IT FIRST. COME HERE!

BUT I'M I'M REALLY GOOD AT SEWING AND COOKING AND CLEANING.

BUT IT'S STILL NOT WATCH YOUR FOOT. YEAH.

BUT IT'S SWEET LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHAT.

BUT MY MOTHER TO THEIR STUPID CHRISTENING.

BUT NOT A LOT OF THERE THERE, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

BUT THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH. THANK YOU. NEXT TIME.

BUT THE LIBRARY HOURS ARE FROM 8:00 TO 11:00.

BUT THEY ALL NEED EACH OTHER.

BUT ULTIMATELY...

BUT WE HAVE TO GET THESE INTO THE OVEN,

BUT WE'RE NOT AUTOMATICALLY LIKE THEM.

But what is happening with Jane's hair? (laughs)

BUT WITH MY MOM, THE EVIL FAIRY

BUT YOU ARE ON A MAJOR TIME OUT.

BUT YOU KNOW, I CAN'T DO REALLY BIG MAGIC.

BY DOING EXACTLY AS I TELL YOU.

BY MY FATHER WHEN HE BECAME KING.

BYE BYE.

BYE.

BYE.

BYE.

BYE.

C, GIVE IT A BOTTLE?

C, GIVE IT A BOTTLE.

C. YOU TURN IT OVER TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES.

CAN I BE THE FIST?

CAN I GO BACK TO MY GAME? I'M ON LEVEL THREE.

Can I please see a remote? Is this thing on?

CARLOS, IT'S OKAY.

CARLOS, THIS IS DUDE. HE'S THE CAMPUS MUTT.

CARLOS, YOU'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET A DOG, HAVE YOU?

Carlos: COME ON, DUDE.

Carlos: COME ON. RUN, JAY, RUN!

Carlos: HEY, GET THEM! HEY, GET THEM!

CARLOS!

CARLOS! COME.

CARLOS? CARLOS!

CHAD INHERITED THE CHARM,

Chad: EW!

Chad: WHAT HAPPENED? I HAD THIS DREAM...

CHAD? CHAD! EVIE DID SOMETHING TO CHAD!

CHAD. PRINCE CHARMING, JR.

CHECK YOUR MIRROR.

CHILD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

CHILDREN, EXCUSE ME.

CHOCOLATE CHIPS.

CINDERELLA'S SON.

CLOSER.

CLOSER. CLOSER.

COACH, HOW ABOUT MY BUDDY HERE?

Coach: PICK IT UP. PUT IT ON! TWO HANDS.

COME BACK WITH MY APPLE!

COME FIND ME LATER. I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE.

COME HERE!

COME ON, CHAD. GIVE THEM A CHANCE.

COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO FIND OUR DORMS.

COME ON, GUYS! COME ON, HUSTLE, HUSTLE!

COME ON, GUYS. ALMOST THERE.

COME ON, MAL.

COME ON, NOW! HO!

COME ON!

COME ON.

COME ON.

COME ON.

COME ON.

COME ON. GO, GO, GO, GO.

COME ON. YOU REMEMBER, DON'T YOU?

COMING!

COMING?

CORRECT. AGAIN.

Cruella De Vil: BRING HOME A PUPPY.

Cruella De Vil: COME BACK HERE, NOW!

CRUELLA DE VIL...

Cruella: Oh, well, people who sell toasters shouldn't use mixed metaphors.

DAD, THEIR CHILDREN ARE INNOCENT.

DAD?

DID THIS LITTLE BUTTON

DID YOUR PLAN WORK WITH JANE? ARE YOU GOING OVER TO SEE THE WAND?

DIE, SUCKERS! (laughs)

DIFFERENT PLAYERS WHO WORK TOGETHER TO WIN.

DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU WHAT WE'RE ALL HERE FOR?

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING?

DO MY NOSE!

DO THEY ALWAYS LEAVE IT THERE?

DO WE KNOW YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND?

DO YOU ENJOY WATCHING INNOCENT PEOPLE SUFFER?

DO YOU LOVE ME?

DO YOU SOLEMNLY SWEAR

DO YOU THINK THAT I WOULD BE GOING THROUGH EVERY SINGLE SPELL IN THIS BOOK

DO YOU THINK THAT IT'S A POSSIBILITY

DO YOU, A, CURSE IT?

DO YOU, A, PUT IT IN THE KING'S WINE?

DOES HE SHED MUCH?

DOESN'T SHE LOVE YOU?

DON'T BE NERVOUS.

DON'T BE SO SERIOUS, DARLING.

DON'T BE TOO HARD ON JANE.

DON'T BLOW IT, KIDDO.

DON'T BLOW IT.

DON'T BLOW IT.

DON'T MAKE IT AGAIN.

DON'T WORRY, BRO. I GOT YOUR BACK.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER MY PROCLAMATION TO GIVE THE NEW GENERATION A CHANCE?

DON'T YOU THINK THEY DESERVE A SHOT AT A NORMAL LIFE?

DOOR.

DOPEY, DOC, BASHFUL, HAPPY, GRUMPY, SLEEPY, AND...

DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP, DO YOU WANT ONE?

DOUG. DOUG, COME DOWN.

EASY PEASY.

Enough!

EVEN VILLAINS LOVE THEIR KIDS.

EVERY TIME I LOOK OUT TO THE ISLAND,

EVERYONE HERE REMEMBERS MY DAUGHTER, JANE?

EVIE, MIRROR ME.

Evie: HERE IT IS.

Evie: HURRY.

EVIE.

EVIE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE

Evil Queen: BRING HOME A PRINCE.

Evil Queen: WHOO! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

EVIL QUEEN...

EVIL QUEEN'S DAUGHTER.

EW.

EXCEPT IT'S FREE.

EXCUSE ME, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?

FAIRY GODMOTHER, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

FAIRY GODMOTHER.

FAKING IT SINCE THEN?

FALLING IN LOVE IS WEAK...

FEEL ANYTHING?

FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH PRISSY PINK PRINCESSES!

Finally winning back the trophy after so many years.

FLUFF MY FUR, AND SC**** THE BUNIONS OFF MY FEET?

FOR 20 YEARS, I HAVE SEARCHED FOR A WAY OFF THIS ISLAND.

FOR 20 YEARS, THEY HAVE ROBBED US FROM OUR REVENGE

FOR INVITING EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD

FOR THE FIRST TIME, I UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE

FOR THE FIRST TIME, IT'S LIKE I'M MORE THAN JUST A PRETTY FACE.

From the Isle of the Lost and that little guy Carlos can barely hold a shield.

GIRD YOUR LOINS!

GIVE IT BACK TO THE DREADFUL CREATURE.

GIVE ME THE WAND. GIVE ME THE WAND!

GO AWAY, MOTHER.

GO AWAY! STAY AWAY FROM HER!

GO ON.

GO UP!

GOOD BOY. I MEAN, YOU'RE A GOOD RUNNER.

GOOD NIGHT.

GRAMMY, I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO BE TALKING TO THIS GIRL.

GUYS!

HAD NEVER GOTTEN THERE YOURSELF.

HANG ON, YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET US.

HARDLY.

HAVE YOU?

He does a little dancing jig in his opponent's face.

HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A VICIOUS, RABID PACK ANIMAL.

HE ROUNDED UP ALL THE VILLAINS AND SIDEKICKS

He scores!

HE'S GOING TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR CLASS SCHEDULES

HE'S GONNA CHASE ME DOWN AND RIP OUT MY THROAT.

He's in the clear! Shot!

He's the perfect size for a pet.

HELLO, FOXY.

HELLO? UH, UH, JUST GIVE ME ONE SECOND.

HERE THEY COME, FOLKS. THE WINNERS OF THE FIRST TOURN

Here we go.

HEY, GUYS. HOW IS EVERYONE?

HEY, I FOUND THE WAND. LET'S GO.

HEY, I HEARD HER WAND IS IN SOME BORING MUSEUM.

HEY, LISTEN. FORGET ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT?

HEY, MAL. I DIDN'T SEE YOU GUYS TODAY.

HEY, THERE.

HEY!

HEY! YOU'RE MALEFICENT'S DAUGHTER, AREN'T YOU?

HEY.

HEY. HEY! HEY, YOU. LOST BOY!

HI, GUYS. I'M DOPEY'S SON.

HI, MOM.

HI! IT'S JANE, RIGHT?

HI.

HI. HI.

HI. YOU NEED TO SIGN OFF ON EARLY DISMISSAL FOR THE CORONATION.

HISTORY OF WOODSMEN AND PIRATES,

HMM.

HOLD ON, MAL. MAYBE GOOD REALLY IS MORE POWERFUL THAN EVIL.

HOW ARE YOU HERE?

HOW AWFUL.

HOW DO I FIND THE AVERAGE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF SILVER?

How do you like that?

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE

HOW LONG DOES SHE THINK THAT'S GONNA LAST?

How long must Mommy wait to see you?

HOW MANY ROOMS IN YOUR CASTLE?

HOW YOU FEELING, BRO?

HUH.

I AM GONNA ENCOURAGE YOU TO USE THAT ENERGY

I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO YOU.

I BET I CAN GET AN "A" ON THE NEXT TEST WITHOUT THE MIRROR.

I CALL THAT RAW TALENT.

I CAN LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AND I CAN TELL YOU'RE NOT EVIL.

I CAN SEE IT.

I CAN'T LET HER DOWN!

I CHOOSE GOOD, YOU GUYS.

I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.

I COULD REALLY USE A TOUGH GUY LIKE YOU.

I COULD, UH, SIGN YOU UP. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I DIDN'T MAKE A GOOD DECISION UNTIL I WAS AT LEAST 42.

I DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR.

I DON'T EAT BEFORE A BIG GAME.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO IF I DON'T GET MY HANDS ON THAT MAGIC WAN

I DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE FEELS LIKE.

I don't see anything, nor do I hear.

I DON'T WANT TO SCARE HIM AWAY.

I DON'T...

I FEARED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

I FEEL LIKE IF SHE WERE TALENTED LIKE YOU,

I FEEL LIKE THEY'VE BEEN ABANDONED.

I FEEL LIKE...

I FEEL... I FEEL...

I FOUND OUT THAT FAIRY GODMOTHER

I GAVE YOU A SECOND CHANCE.

I got it.

I GOTTA GO, OKAY?

I GUESS I AM KIND OF TALENTED.

I GUESS I DID GET PRETTY LUCKY

I GUESS I WAS JUST KIND OF HOPING TO MAKE A FRIEND.

I GUESS YOU GUYS HAVE IT PRETTY ROUGH ON THE ISLAND.

I HARDLY THINK SO. FRANKLY, THIS IS TEDIOUS AND VERY IMMATURE.

I hate electronic equip

I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR, OF COURSE.

I HAVE TO GO.

I HAVEN'T BEEN FAKING ANYTHING.

I HOPE YOU LIKE BIKES.

I JUST REALLY WANT HER TO BE PROUD OF ME.

I KNOW ONE THING, YOUNG LADY.

I KNOW THAT. AND I'LL DO BETTER.

I KNOW.

I KNOW. I KNOW.

I LOVE YOU, MAL! DID I MENTION THAT?

I LOVE YOU, MAL! DID I MENTION THAT?

I LOVE YOU.

I M M MISS YOU.

I MEAN, HE'S NEVER GONNA MAKE A VILLAIN A QUEEN.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT SO BAD HERE, YOU KNOW.

I MEAN, LET'S GIVE THE ANTI LOVE POTION

I MEAN, NOT TO MENTION YOUR OWN, UM... PERSONALITY.

I MEAN, ONE SWOOSH FROM THAT THING

I MEAN, STEALING THINGS DOESN'T MAKE YOU HAPPY.

I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT OLD CINDY DID, RIGHT?

I MEAN, THEY'RE CHEWY AND, AND YOU KNOW, THEY

I MEAN, UH, YOU KNOW, THE...

I MISSED IT ALL!

I NEED HIM TO STOCK THE SHELVES IN MY STORE.

I NEED TO BUY MORE MATERIAL.

I READ SOMEWHERE THAT THEY ALLOW DOGS IN AURADON.

I REALLY DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT YOU.

I SUPPOSE THEIR CHILDREN ARE INNOCENT.

I THINK I WANT TO BE GOOD.

I THINK I'M GONNA STAY BEHIND

I THINK IT WOULD PROBABLY JUST FALL RIGHT OFF OF ME.

I think sometime probably after... that.

I THINK THEY WILL BE QUIETLY DISAPPOINTED IN US,

I THINK YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT THEM.

I TOLD BEN THIS WASN'T GOING TO BE EASY.

I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVED YOU.

I WANNA INTRODUCE YOU TO MY PARENTS.

I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL.

I WANT TO LISTEN TO MY HEART, TOO.

I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.

I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN, I ALMOST FORGOT.

I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU HAD ANY QUESTIONS OR ANYTHING...

I WAS THE ONE WHO PUT ALL THAT CRAZY STUFF IN HER HEAD.

I WAS THINKING MAYBE SHE CAN JOIN US FOR LUNCH.

I WILL BE ABLE TO BEND BOTH GOOD AND EVIL TO MY WILL!

I WILL BE IN THE VERY FRONT.

I WILL BE RIGHT BACK.

I WILL FINALLY HAVE MY REVENGE

I WILL NEVER FORGET MOTHER'S DAY AGAIN.

I WILL SEE YOU AT THE GAME AFTER MY DRESS FITTING FOR THE CORONATION, OKAY?

I WISH YOU COULD.

I, TOO, HAVE A FASCINATION WITH FAIRY GODMOTHER'S WAND.

I, UH, PUT IN THE REQUIREMENTS ALREADY

I... HOW VERY WISE OF ME.

I'D RATHER BE PRETTY. YOU'VE GOT GREAT HAIR.

I'D REALLY LIKE TO TALK, BUT... (sighs)

I'LL RETURN YOUR PROPERTY AND LET THE MATTER DROP.

I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER, OKAY?

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. EVIL DREAMS.

I'LL WORK WITH HIM, COACH.

I'M AN ONLY CHILD.

I'M FAIRY GODMOTHER, HEADMISTRESS.

I'M JUST SWAMPED.

I'M NOT SURE.

I'M PLOTTING.

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO TOMORROW.

I'm Snow White, bringing you up to the second coverage

I'M SO DISAPPOINTED.

I'M SO SORRY.

I'M SO YOU'RE VERY FUNNY. HERE.

I'M SORRY. (laughing)

I'M SORRY. UM...

I'M SORT OF LIKE A... TRANSFER STUDENT.

I'VE ALREADY CHOSEN THEM.

I'VE CHOSEN MY FIRST OFFICIAL PROCLAMATION.

I'VE DECIDED THAT THE CHILDREN ON THE ISLE OF THE LOST

I'VE HAD YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND...

I'VE JUST BEEN THINKING, YOU KNOW,

I'VE LITERALLY NEVER TRIED A STRAWBERRY BEFORE.

IF I ASK IT WHERE SOMETHING IS, IT TELLS ME.

IF I CAN CONVINCE MOM, YOU'RE SO THERE.

IF I HADN'T COMPLETELY STRUCK OUT?

IF SOMEONE HANDS YOU A CRYING BABY,

IF WE DON'T PULL THIS OFF?

IF YOU COULD KNOCK ALL MY HOMEWORK OUT ALONG WITH YOURS,

IF YOU WON'T MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL, I'LL DO IT MYSELF!

IMPRESSIVE.

IN AURADON.

IN HER OWN WAY.

INGRATE.

INSIDE AND OUT. (chuckles)

IS EVERYBODY AT HOME AS PRETTY AS YOU?

IS IT BAD?

IS MY MASCARA SMUDGED?

IS SHE GONNA BE LIKE THAT FOREVER?

IS THAT CHOCOLATE?

IS THAT WALNUTS? I LOVE WALNUTS. (laughs)

IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME EATING A JELLY DONUT?

IT DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY.

IT IS SO, SO, SO GOOD TO FINALLY ME MEET YOU ALL.

IT IS WITH DEEPEST PRIDE AND GREATEST PLEASURE

IT LOOKS LIKE A MOP ON YOUR HEAD.

IT MUST BE MAGIC.

IT SAYS THAT WE NEED ONE TEAR OF HUMAN SADNESS.

IT WAS A MALFUNCTION IN THE, UH,

IT WAS FROM A BABY.

IT WAS NOTHING. FORGET ABOUT IT. LET IT GO.

IT WILL BE MY RECOMMENDATION THAT YOU ARE EXPELLED.

IT WON'T WORK FOR YOU, SILLY.

It would make the perfect size for earmuffs. (cackles)

IT'S 'CAUSE I DON'T NEED ONE, E.

IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY AMAZING.

IT'S ALL ABOUT WORLD DOMINATION.

IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU AND ME, BABY.

IT'S CALLED A RULE BOOK. WELCOME TO THE TEAM, SON.

IT'S CALLED STEALING.

IT'S GRATIFYING TO SEE SOMEONE STILL RESPECTS THE HONOR CODE.

IT'S HAPPENING, PEOPLE!

IT'S HAPPENING! I SAY, GIRD YOUR LOINS!

IT'S IN A MUSEUM. DO WE KNOW WHERE THAT IS?

IT'S IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, TOUGH LOVE.

IT'S JUST DIFFERENT WHERE WE'RE FROM.

IT'S JUST FOR LATER, YOU KNOW,

IT'S JUST...

IT'S MAGIC. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK SCARY.

IT'S MORE LIKE... GANG ACTIVITY.

IT'S OKAY. JANE, THIS IS EVERYONE.

IT'S RIGHT...

IT'S SO GOOD TO FINALLY MEET YOU ALL.

IT'S YOURS.

IT'S YOURS.

Jafar: BRING HOME THE GOLD!

JAFAR...

Jay dishes off to Prince Ben.

JAY DISHES OFF TO PRINCE BEN.

Jay through the kill zone, picks up Carlos.

JAY, BEN, OFFENSE. CHAD, YOU'RE DEFENSE.

JAY, COME CHECK THIS THING OUT.

JAY, DON'T!

Jay, great jump, great leap.

Jay, hurdling maneuver at mid field.

Jay, hurdling maneuver at mid field. He's in the clear.

JAY, IT'S ME! IT'S CARLOS!

Jay, the most valuable player.

JAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Jay: ♪ I'm rotten to the core. ♪

Jay: ♪ I'm rotten to the core. ♪

JAY.

JEEZ.

JUST A...

JUST ASK SNOW WHITE.

JUST CLEANING UP. (laughs)

JUST OPEN UP THE MAGIC BARRIER?

JUST PICK THE ONE THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ANY FUN.

JUST THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD GROUP.

JUST TRYING TO HELP.

KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR NUMBER EIGHT, ALL RIGHT?

KILLER.

KINDNESS? FAIR PLAY? NO WAY, OKAY? UH UH.

KNUCKLEHEADS!

LET ME EXPLAIN A TEAM.

LET ME GUESS. NEW CLASS?

LET ME SEE.

LET US PULL UP A CHAIR,

LET'S GO!

LET'S GO.

LET'S GRAB THAT WAND AND BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND.

LET'S JUST SAY WE DON'T GET A LOT OF BELLY RUBS.

LET'S NOT LET THERE BE A NEXT TIME, OKAY?

LET'S SEE, I'M THINKING, WE LOSE THE BANGS,

LET'S SEE.

LIKE ICE.

LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY.

LIKE SINGING YOUR NAME.

LIKE WANDS AND THINGS LIKE THAT?

LIKE, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES?

LIKE, WHEN YOU'RE FEELING SAD,

LISTEN, AUDREY

LISTEN, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU GUYS SOME SPACE, YEAH?

LM 714 CHIP IN THE BREADBOARD CIRCUIT.

LONG LIVE EVIL! YOU'RE MEAN!

Long pass goes to Jay.

Lonnie: CHAD, WAKE UP!

LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,

LOOK, I KNOW YOUR MOM FELL IN LOVE

LOOK!

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

LOOKS LIKE THERE THERE TO ME.

LOVE IS NOT WEAK OR RIDICULOUS.

LOVE MY HAIR, MAL!

M?

M?

M?

MA CHERE MADEMOISELLE,

MAGIC MIRROR, NOT SO CLOSE.

MAGIC MIRROR, SHOW YOUR BRIGHT LIGHT!

MAKE A WISH AND THROW IT BACK IN THE LAKE.

MAKE ANY SENSE?

MAKE MY VICTIM PRICK A FINGER."

Mal (narrating): ONCE UPON A TIME, LONG, LONG AGO

MAL, HAVE YOU ALWAYS HAD THOSE LITTLE GOLDEN FLECKS IN YOUR EYES?

MAL, WOULD YOU WEAR MY RING?

Mal: CARLOS!

Mal: CARLOS!

Mal: HURRY, JAY. HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!

Mal: JAY, COME ON! PLEASE, JAY! JAY!

Mal: OKAY, WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE.

Mal: SEE YOU TOMORROW.

Mal: UM... MY MIDDLE NAME IS BERTHA.

Mal: WAY TO GO, JAY.

MAL!

MAL?

MAL. COME ON.

MAL...

Maleficent: THE FUTURE OF THE FREE WORLD RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

MAN, IT'S AWESOME.

MATCHING THRONES. HERS AND HERS CROWNS.

MAYBE I CAN TEACH YOU.

MAYBE SOME LAYERS AND SOME HIGHLIGHTS.

MAYBE.

ME, TOO. THAT WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON ALREADY.

MEANWHILE, MY GIRL DUPED A PRINCE,

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE IN MY HAND,

MIRROR, MIRROR, IN MY HAND,

MM! MM...

MM! THIS IS REALLY GOOD.

MM.

MM.

MM...

MOM SAID THEY'RE RABID PACK ANIMALS

MOM SAID, "IF A BOY CAN'T SEE THE BEAUTY WITHIN,

MOM, DAD

MOM, HAVE YOU EVER ONCE ASKED ME WHAT I WANT?

MOM, NO!

MOM?

MOMMY?

MOST OF US HERE ARE JUST ORDINARY MORTALS.

MOVING ON. COME SEE.

MY DAUGHTER...

MY FATHER WANTED HIS STATUE TO MORPH FROM BEAST TO MAN

MY FOLKS, AND MY GIRLFRIEND.

MY LITTLE EVIL ETTE IN TRAINING,

MY MOM WAS NEVER REALLY BIG ON MAKEUP TIPS.

MY MOM'S A QUEEN, WHICH MAKES ME A PRINCESS.

MY MOM'S MULAN?

MY MOTHER'S NOT A BARREL OF LAUGHS WHEN SHE DOESN'T GET HER WAY.

MY SPELL COME, DARLING. COME.

NASTY. I LIKE THAT GUY.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW IT'S THE LIPS AND THE LEGS

NEXT TO THE FAIRY GODMOTHER, JUST SO WE COULD

Nice little block by Carlos.

NICE!

NO BIGGIE. MY DAD WILL JUST GET ME A NEW ONE.

NO MAGIC.

NO OFFENSE, BENNYBEAR, BUT YOU'RE JUST TOO TRUSTING.

NO WAY OUT. OR SO I THOUGHT.

NO WI FI.

NO, I DON'T THINK SO. I'M NEW.

NO, I GET IT. YOU'RE CAUTIOUS. THAT'S SMART.

NO, I THINK WE ARE DEFINITELY GONERS.

NO, I WILL NOT.

NO, LOOK, IT'S FINE. I MEAN, YOU HAD A CRUSH ON ME. I WAS WITH AUDREY.

NO, NO, NO, NO. NO!

NO, NO, NO, NO. YOUR MOTHER DID.

NO, NO, NO. COME ON.

NO, NO. HEY

NO, REALLY, I'M NOT.

NO, THAT'S NOT IT. NO, NO, NO, I... I REALLY DO...

NO, THIS ONE OPENS THE MAGIC BARRIER.

NO, WAIT!

NO? ANYWAYS, I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH JANE'S HAIR.

NO. (laughs) TRUST ME, WE DO NOT.

NOT DESTROYING THINGS.

NOT LIKE YOUR MOM WITH HER WAND.

NOT SO DORKY NOW, HUH?

NOT THAT I COULD.

NOT THAT I KNOW OF.

NOW I'M COOL.

NOW WE HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.

NOW YOU MAKE YOURS.

NOW, HAVE WE MET?

Now, let's see who this beauty is wearing.

NOW, STEP UP. THERE YOU GO.

OBVIOUSLY SHE WASN'T CHEATING SINCE SHE DIDN'T HAVE THAT...

OF THEIR CLOSEST PERSONAL FRIENDS.

OF... COURSE.

OFF THE LOCKER AND INTO ART CLASS.

OH OOH! OH, OH.

OH, AH, AH!

OH, AH! THE SAFE. THE SAFE.

OH, AUDREY! GIVE GRAMMY A KISS, DEAR.

OH, BUT THEY DIDN'T GET BABY.

OH, BUT, NO, THERE'S PLENTY OF

OH, BY THE WAY, I HAVE A NEW GIRLFRIEND.

OH, CARLOS, THEY HAVE DOGS IN AURADON.

Oh, Fairy Godmother is looking radiant.

OH, GRAB THE THING ALREADY!

Oh, he's being hammered by dragon fire. Still, going on.

OH, I CAN'T. I'VE BEEN PRACTICING,

OH, I, UH, I'VE GOT A BIG GAME.

OH, MY MOM'S AURORA. SLEEPING

OH, NO! OH, NO, NO, NO.

OH, NO. THAT'S OKAY.

OH, OKAY. ANYONE ELSE?

OH, PARDON ME, DID I BUMP INTO YOU?"

OH, RUN ALONG. YOU'RE MAKING ME TEAR UP.

OH, UH, YEAH, YOUR DORMS ARE THAT WAY, GUYS.

OH, WAIT!

OH, WELL, MORE FOR ME, I GUESS.

OH, WELL, THEY'RE NOT TAKING MY CARLOS,

OH, WHAT A SAVE BY PHILIP THE FALCONS' GOALKEEPER!

OH, YEAH! COME ON, LET'S GO!

Oh, yes, yes, baby, I do understand.

OH, YOU'RE THINKING SMALL, PUMPKIN.

OH!

OH! AH! OW! STOP!

OH! OOH GET OFF.

OH! THANK YOU.

OH! THERE'S NEWS! I BURIED THE LEDE.

OH! TOO MANY TO COUNT.

OH! WHOO!

OH! WHY DON'T YOU GO SELL A TOASTER, YOU TWO BIT SALESMAN!

OH.

OH. (laughs)

OH. HELLO, DEAR ONE.

OH. OH, NO.

OH. OOH.

OH...

OH...

OKAY, BOYS, COOKIE SHEET.

OKAY, OKAY, UM...

OKAY, SO I'LL FIND OUR LIMO, SO WE CAN BREAK THE BARRIER,

OKAY, THEN. GOOD.

OKAY, WHAT'S THE POINT?

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

OKAY! SO, HOW ABOUT A TOUR?

OKAY.

OKAY.

OKAY.

OKAY. (laughs)

OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

OKAY. CARLOS, WE'RE GONNA DO SOME SPRINTS.

OKAY. EASY ON THE BLUSH.

OKAY. SO ABOUT YOUR CLASSES,

OKAY...

ON SLEEPING BEAUTY

ON THE COUNT OF THREE. ONE, TWO...

ON THE TOURNEY FIELD.

ONE SECOND.

ONLY THE ONES WHO NEED OUR HELP THE MOST.

OOH, IN ANOTHER TIME, IN ANOTHER TIME.

OOH!

OOH!

OOH. (laughs)

OPEN UP WITHOUT A KICK."

OPEN.

OR C, TURN IT OVER TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES?

OR D, CARVE OUT ITS HEART?

OR THE DAY THAT YOU SHOWED FOUR PEOPLES WHERE THE BATHROOMS ARE.

OR YOU COULD LEAVE ALL OF THIS HERE

ORIGINALLY BUILT OVER 300 YEARS AGO

OTHER FEATURES ANYMORE.

OUR ROYAL BLOOD GOES BACK HUNDREDS OF YEARS.

OW! (laughs)

OW.

PEOPLE USED TO COWER AT THE MENTION OF OUR NAMES!

People who talk to stuffed animals shouldn't throw stones.

PERHAPS THIS IS JUST REVIEW FOR YOU.

PERHAPS WE COULD SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND DISCUSS ITS ATTRIBUTES.

PLEASE. MY MOM TAUGHT ME HOW TO APPLY BLUSH BEFORE I COULD TALK.

PLUS 108.905

PRINCE BEN HAS WON IT!

Prince Ben moves over wide, gives it back to Jay.

PRINCESS AUDREY. HIS GIRLFRIEND.

PROUD OF US FOR DOING OUR BEST.

PSYCH. (laughs, snorts)

PUT YOUR HELMET ON. GET OUT OF THE KILL ZONE!

QUEEN LEAH, IT'S OKAY. MALEFICENT IS STILL ON THE ISLAND.

QUEEN, HELP ME!

REALLY, REALLY HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

REALLY?

REALLY? I MEAN, WITH YOUR MOM

REGULAR BOOKS WITH HISTORY AND STUFF.

REMEMBER? WHEN WE WERE SPREADING EVIL AND RUINING LIVES.

RIGHT, BENNYBOO?

SAFETY RULES FOR THE INTERNET,

SCEPTER! NOW!

SEE THAT? TOTALLY TRUST YOU.

SEE THIS?

SEE, I'M JUST, JUST TRYING TO TEACH YOU

SEND MY ENEMY OFF TO SLEEP."

SHALL WE?

SHE BELIEVES THE REAL MAGIC IS IN THE BOOKS.

SHE DID IT TO JANE'S HAIR, TOO,

SHE DOESN'T USE THE WAND ANYMORE.

SHE GETS SO ANGRY WITH ME WHEN I DISAPPOINT HER.

SHE IS THE WORST VILLAIN IN THE LAND!

SHE SHRANK TO THE SIZE OF THE LOVE IN HER HEART.

SHE'S DEFINITELY HAD WORK DONE.

SHH.

SINCE OUR FIRST DATE.

SLEEVE. HEAD.

SNAP OUT OF IT!

SNEEZY.

Snow White: At last, here we are,

Snow White: Oh, and here comes Ben now.

SO CAN SHE.

SO CLOSE.

SO HER FIRST WORDS, HER FIRST STEPS,

SO I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY DATE.

SO IT'LL BE UP ON THE DAIS UNDER THE BEAST'S SPELL JAR,

SO TELL ME, WHAT IS THE AVERAGE ATOMIC WEIGHT OF SILVER?

SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BY.

SO THEN WHAT? YOU'VE JUST BEEN...

SO WE HAVE TO FOLLOW IT EXACTLY.

SO YOU GUYS HAVE A LOT OF MAGIC HERE IN AURADON?

SO, JUST TO BE CLEAR,

SO, THEN, HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN?

SOAK UP ALL THAT GOODNESS?

SOME CARBS TO KEEP UP YOUR ENERGY.

Someone named Evie designed her gown.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO PLUCK THEIR NOSE HAIRS.

SPELLS.

STAND BACK.

STEALING CANDY, MAL?

Still doing tricks with eggplants?

STOP!

SURE, IT STARTS WITH THE HAIR.

SURE. THIS WAY.

Synced By: Kunal

TAKE COVER!

TECHNICALLY... YES.

TELL ME SOMETHING.

THANK YOU, CHAD.

THANK YOU.

THANKS, MAL. I NEEDED THAT. (laughs)

THAT BENNYBOO GOT HIMSELF A NEW GIRLFRIEND.

THAT ESCAPED YOUR CLUTCHES.

THAT IS BEYOND EXCITING.

THAT MAKE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEAN AND TRULY EVIL.

THAT ONE OPENS MY GARAGE.

THAT SHE WOULDN'T NEED A PRINCE TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER ABOUT HERSELF.

THAT THE FOUR OF US COULD STAND IN THE FRONT ROW

THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. AND AS I ALWAYS SAY,

THAT WE WELCOME YOU TONIGHT.

THAT WOULD BE 106.905

THAT YOU HAVE VERY STRONG FEELINGS FOR ME?

THAT YOU SPELLED ME? YEAH.

THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE CROWNED KING NEXT MONTH?

THAT... YOU NEEDED...

THAT'S JUST A LITTLE EXCESSIVE.

THAT'S OKAY, DON'T MIND ME.

THAT'S THE FACE!

THAT'S TRUE.

THAT'S WHY IT'S SO ITTY BITTY.

THAT'S YOUR MOTHER'S SPINNING WHEEL? (laughs)

The ball goes back to Jay.

THE BARRIER IS BROKEN! WE'RE FREE!

THE CHILDREN OF OUR SWORN ENEMIES, LIVING AMONG US?

THE CHOCOLATE... (clears throat)

THE DOORS OF WISDOM ARE NEVER SHUT.

THE EVIL QUEEN HAS NO ROYAL STATUS HERE

THE EVILEST OF THEM ALL,

THE FAIRY GODMOTHER?

THE FUTURE OF THE FREE WORLD RESTS ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

THE HORNS, THE HORNS!

THE JACKALS HAVE LANDED.

THE LEGS, ELBOWS, EARS.

THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HER.

The long ball is played into Jay.

THE NAME'S JAY.

THE POISON APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE.

THE POISON APPLES. AND THE SPELLS.

The Sherwood Falcons, two. The Fighting Knights, two.

THE STRENGTH OF EVIL IS GOOD AS NONE,

THE STRENGTH OF EVIL IS GOOD AS NONE,

THE TEAM'S A BUNCH OF PRINCES, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

THE THING THAT REALLY COUNTS HOW TO BE ME.

THE WHOLE TEAM'S WAITING FOR YOU.

THE... THE CHOCOLATE... THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS ARE...

THEN HE'S NOT WORTH IT." CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

THEN IT IS MY HONOR AND MY JOY

THEN MAYBE WE COULD GET TOGETHER SOMETIME...

THERE SHE IS. IT DOESN'T WORK HERE, BUT IT WILL IN AURADON.

THERE YOU ARE, MAL! I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU.

There's 47 seconds left on the clock. We're all tied up.

THERE'S A LOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SAY.

THESE! IT'S SALTY LIKE NUTS,

THEY BOTH HAVE ANTIBODIES AND ENZYMES,

They were mice! They were not They were mice.

THEY WERE RAISED BY THEIR PARENTS, BEN.

THEY'RE A WASTE OF TIME.

THEY'RE AMAZING! (laughs) THEY'RE, UH...

THIS IS A MOMENTOUS OCCASION,

THIS IS A VICIOUS, RABID PACK ANIMAL!

THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME, MOTHER.

THIS IS DOUG.

This is Fairy Godmother.

This is gonna be a big moment here.

THIS IS HER DAUGHTER, MAL.

THIS IS MAL. FROM THE ISLAND.

THIS IS MY HOOD.

THIS IS OUR ONE CHANCE TO PROVE OURSELVES TO OUR PARENTS.

THIS IS YOUR MAGIC MIRROR?

THIS SUNDAY IS FAMILY DAY HERE AT AURADON PREP.

THOSE KIDS ARE TROUBLE.

TIMES .4800,

TIMES .5200,

TO BLESS OUR NEW KING. (gasps)

TO GO TO A DIFFERENT SCHOOL...

TO GOVERN THE PEOPLES OF AURADON

TO LIVE HERE IN AURADON.

To one of the best games ever.

To Prince Ben through the kill zone.

TO PROVE THAT WE ARE EVIL AND VICIOUS

TO REMIND US THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

TOMORROW, AFTER THE CORONATION, I PROMISE EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.

TOURNEY AND VICTORY PIZZA WITH THE TEAM MAKES YOU HAPPY.

TRYING TO KILL MY PARENTS AND STUFF.

TWO SPRAYS AND HE'LL BE OUT LIKE A LIGHT.

UGH! I'M GOING TO NEED SOME SERIOUS SUNSCREEN.

UH, DISTANCE,

UH, HOW ABOUT A GAME OF CROQUET BEFORE LUNCH?

UH, IT'S LIKE A FAMILY.

UH, MAL...

UH, THEY'RE... THEY'RE WARM AND SOFT.

UH, WELL, NOT VERY MUCH.

UH, YEAH, YEAH. NO, FALSE ALARM.

UH, YOU DECIDED TO MARRY ME AT 28.

UM, AS YOU KNOW, UH,

UM, I I THINK SHE MEANT US.

UM, I ACTUALLY CAME WITH MY FRIENDS.

UM, IS IT TRUE THAT WE ALL GET TO GO TO YOUR CORONATION?

Um, there's a big coronation coming up.

UM... NOT NOW.

UNLESS IT'S LEATHER. YOU FEEL ME?

UNLESS YOU FEEL LIKE TAKING ANOTHER HUNDRED YEAR NAP.

UNTIL WE GET RID OF THIS UNIBROW, HMM?

UP FRONT IT'S JUST ME,

UP, UP, UP, UP, UP.

UPSTAIRS.

US BEING FRIENDS MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY.

VILLAINS, OUR REVENGE BEGINS TODAY.

VOIL .

WAIT, DIDN'T YOUR MOMS EVER MAKE YOU GUYS,

WAIT, NO! NO! DON'T!

WAIT, STOP, JAY. STOP!

WAND ME. CHOP CHOP.

WAS JUST THE EVIL FAIRY.

WAS RAISED BY FAIRIES

WAY TO TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF IT.

WE CAN DO THIS...

WE DON'T HAVE TO BE WORRIED ABOUT HOW REALLY MAD

WE DON'T REALLY DATE MUCH ON THE ISLAND.

WE GET TO CHOOSE WHO WE'RE GONNA BE.

WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE.

WE KINDA GOT THIS ALL WRAPPED UP HERE.

WE START OUT WITH A FEW AT FIRST,

WE STILL NEED ONE TEAR, AND I NEVER CRY.

WE'RE GOING TO NEED ALL THE FAMILY WE CAN GET IF WE DON'T PULL THIS OFF.

WE'VE ARRANGED FOR A SPECIAL TREAT.

WELCOME TO AURADON PREP.

WELL, FOREVER IS A LONG TIME.

WELL, I NEVER WANTED TO SAY ANYTHING,

WELL, I'M 16.

WELL, IF YOU CAN PASS THIS TEST,

WELL, IT KIND OF DOES.

WELL, IT'S NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE.

WELL, JAY ISN'T GOING EITHER.

WELL, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

WELL, MAL, IT'S LIKE BUYING WHATEVER I WANT,

WELL, MORE LIKE 20 YEARS AGO

WELL, OF COURSE SHE DOES.

WELL, SO MUCH FOR MY FIRST IMPRESSION.

WELL, SORT OF. MAL!

WELL, THAT'S WHAT A TEAM IS

WELL, THE WAND'S NOT HERE. LET'S BOUNCE.

WELL, UH, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST, UH...

WELL, YOU SHOULD INVITE THEM.

WELL. WELL DONE.

What a day for the Auradon Knights,

What a game between Auradon's fiercest rivals.

WHAT A RIP.

What a team! Incredible!

WHAT A VICTORY! AN ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL END

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

What an unselfish play by Jay!

WHAT DID I JUST DO?

WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT?

WHAT DO YOU THINK OUR PARENTS ARE GONNA DO TO US

WHAT DO YOU THINK VILLAINS TEACH THEIR KIDS? HUH?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?

WHAT JUST HAPPENED? WHO IS THIS GUY?

WHAT?

WHAT? I'M NOT GOING TO SOME BOARDING SCHOOL

WHAT? YOU KNEW?

WHAT...

WHAT'S IN IT FOR US?

WHATEVER THAT IS, WE'LL WE'LL PASS.

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,

WHEN STANDS BEFORE FOUR HEARTS AS ONE!

WHEN STANDS BEFORE FOUR HEARTS AS ONE.

WHEN STANDS BEFORE FOUR HEARTS AS ONE.

WHEN THE VILLAINS FINALLY DO INVADE AURADON,

WHEN YOU NEED STRENGTH.

WHERE I COME FROM IT'S, "PREPARE TO DIE, SUCKER!"

WHERE IS FAIRY GODMOTHER'S WAND... STAND?

Where Prince Benjamin will soon be crowned king!

WHERE SHALL WE BEGIN?

WHERE'S MY CELL PHONE?

WHEW! THAT IS MUCH BETTER.

WHICH IS ANOTHER REASON I LOOK FORWARD TO THE CORONATION.

WHICH, MR. DELAY, WOULD GIVE US

WHO ARE THEIR PARENTS?

WHO EAT BOYS WHO DON'T BEHAVE.

WHO HAPPENED TO BE KINGS AND QUEENS.

WHO IS THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL?

Who set up the prince for the win here.

WHO WASN'T EVEN HER REAL DAUGHTER.

WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT? (laughs)

WHO'S THE BIGGEST JERK IN THE LAND?

WHOA.

WHOO, WHOO! OH! OH!

WHOO!

WHOO! (laughs)

WHOO! HA HA!

WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?

WHY DO YOU WANT WHATEVER THIS IS?

WHY DON'T WE START BY GETTING RID OF THIS?

WHY DON'T YOU SEE IF YOU CAN FIND US THE WAND?

WHY WOULD I DO THAT FOR YOU?

WHY YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL, TOO."

WITH A BIG NASTY BEAST WHO TURNED OUT TO BE A PRINCE.

WITH A BIG OLD GLASS OF MILK,

WITH A MAGICAL BARRIER TO KEEP THEM THERE.

WITH BRAND NEW HAIR."

WITH JUSTICE AND MERCY AS LONG AS YOU SHALL REIGN?

WITH THAT SPARKLY WAND AND WARM SMILE.

WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU'RE STILL IN THAT

WOW!

WOW. THIS PLACE IS SO AMAZ

Y I'M NOT THAT SMART. THE NERD OH, COME ON.H YOU.

YAY.

YEAH, AND I DON'T DO UNIFORMS.

YEAH, AND THEN JUST LOOK AS IF YOUR

YEAH, I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT IT FELT LIKE FOR CINDERELLA

YEAH, I DID.

YEAH, I KNOW. I JUST, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT...

YEAH, IT EXISTS OF COURSE, BUT IT'S PRETTY MUCH RETIRED.

YEAH, IT'S KINDA DORKY.

YEAH, LIKE MAYBE IT MIGHT BE MISSING SOMETHING?

YEAH, MAYBE A NEW SCHOOL WOULDN'T BE THE WORST THING.

YEAH, MOM WON'T LET HIM ON THE COUCH.

YEAH, SO INSTEAD OF A HONEYMOON,

YEAH, WELL, BIG BUMMER,

YEAH, WELL, IT AIN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE,

YEAH, YEAH. I WANT IT COOL.

YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? I TOTALLY DO NOT BLAME YOU FOR YOUR MOTHER

YEAH?

YEAH? AURADON PREP,

YEAH.

YEAH.

YEAH.

YEAH.

YEAH.

YEAH.

YEAH.

YEAH. AND, HEY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,

YEAH. OKAY. SAY HI TO THE MISSUS.

YEAH. WELL, MAYBE WE CAN GET TOGETHER AND WE'LL HANG OUT WITH

YEARS OF PRACTICE BEING EVIL. YOU'LL GET THERE.

Yes, I completely understand, Mother.

YES?

YES. AND ASKING YOU OUT.

YES. WHO WOULD TOUCH UP MY ROOTS,

YOU ALL HAVE EARNED YOURSELVES AN "A" IN GOODNESS CLASS.

YOU ALL WILL BE UP IN THE BALCONY.

YOU ALL WILL REGRET THIS!

YOU ALMOST DON'T NOTICE YOUR...

YOU ALSO TAUGHT ME THAT A KING HAS TO BELIEVE IN HIMSELF.

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL...

YOU ARE DEFINITELY GIFTED.

YOU ARE ON FIRE, GIRL!

YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ANYWHERE, I GUESS.

YOU CHILDREN ARE NEVER FAR FROM OUR THOUGHTS.

YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS THE END OF THE STORY, DID YOU?

YOU DIDN'T TRUST THAT IT COULD HAPPEN ON ITS OWN.

YOU DO IT YOUR WAY AND I'LL DO IT MINE.

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PLAY DUMB TO GET A GUY.

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE AT MY HOUSE AT DINNER TIME.

YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BAND?

YOU FIND A VIAL OF POISON.

YOU GOT A...

YOU GOT EVERYTHING ELSE!

YOU GUYS GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND JUST, YOU KNOW,

YOU HAVE NO ROOM FOR LOVE IN YOUR LIFE!

YOU HEARD HIM. GET OUT THERE!

YOU JUST FIND YOURSELF A PRINCE WITH A BIG CASTLE

YOU KNOW HOW A BODY HAS A LOT OF DIFFERENT PARTS?

YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR THAT.

YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S CUT IT OFF,

YOU KNOW, ALL THE GIRLS WANT YOU TO DO THEIR HAIR!

YOU KNOW, AND I TOTALLY DO NOT BLAME YOUR GRANDPARENTS

YOU KNOW, FOR AFTER.

YOU KNOW, I'VE DONE ALL THE TALKING. YOUR TURN.

YOU KNOW, LIKE YOUR MOTHER, CINDERELLA,

YOU KNOW, SHE USED MAGIC ON CINDERELLA,

YOU KNOW, THAT SORT OF THING.

YOU LEARNED TO LOVE.

YOU PROBABLY HAVE ALL THE FRIENDS YOU NEED THOUGH, HUH?

YOU READY?

YOU REALLY COULDN'T GIVE CINDERELLA TILL ONE A.M.? I MEAN, REALLY.

YOU REALLY NAILED THAT CHEMISTRY PROBLEM TODAY.

YOU SCARED ME!

YOU SHOULD REALLY THINK ABOUT TAKING THIS TALENT

YOU SOUND JUST LIKE YOUR MOM.

YOU STOLE ANOTHER GIRL'S BOYFRIEND.

YOU SURE I CAN'T SEE YOU BEFORE THAT?

YOU WANT TO BREAK BEN'S LOVE SPELL?

YOU WERE PRETTY GREAT IN THERE.

YOU WILL FIND THE FAIRY GODMOTHER

YOU WILL GO.

YOU WILL USE THIS TO TAKE OUT THE DRIVER.

YOU!

YOU. WALK WITH ME.

YOU... YOU LITTLE NUGGET THAT I LOVE SO MUCH.

YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, AREN'T YOU?

YOU'RE A GOOD BOY.

YOU'RE AWFUL! YOU'RE BAD NEWS!

YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A FINE KING.

YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, MISSY.

YOU'RE JUST A BABY!

YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE WASHED OUT.

YOU'RE NOT HELPING. STOP. MAYBE SHE NEEDED ANOTHER PENCIL.

YOU'RE SO RIGHT.

YOU'RE TELLING ME. IT'S ALL, "AFTER YOU, OLD CHUM.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

YOUR HEART IS ABOUT TO BREAK.

YOUR MOM GOT THAT RIGHT.

YOUR MOTHER IS MISTRESS OF EVIL

YOUR PARENTS CAN'T REACH YOU HERE.

YOUR SPELL WASHED AWAY IN THE ENCHANTED LAKE.

YOW!

16? THAT'S FAR TOO YOUNG TO BE CROWNED KING.

107.9 AMU.

...A DATE. NICE.

'CAUSE YOU WANT IT! NO!

"AMU"? I FORGET.

"GRAMMY"? SLEEPING BEAUTY'S MOTHER.

(all laugh) ♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

(all shouting) (drumbeat plays)

(Ben roaring) OKAY, OKAY! OH!

(both laughing) I KNOW, I KNOW.

(cheering) Announcer: And there he is.

(cheering) Announcer: He's bringing that hothead Jay in

(cheering) Jay: LET'S GO, BEN.

(chuckles) (bells tolling)

(chuckles) (dog whimpers)

(computer beeps) 2.3 MILES FROM HERE.

(crowd cheering) (horse whinnies)

(crowd cheering) OH...

(dog barking) (screaming)

(dog barking) Ben: STAND HERE.

(dog barking) NO, STOP!

(dog barking) OH! AH!

(dog barking) OH! OH, THE BREATH!

(dog whimpers) WHAT? I'M NOT GONNA DOUBLE DIP.

(explosion) (all gasping, screaming)

(explosion) OH!

(fanfare continues on TV) (Evil Queen gasps)

(fanfare continues) (crowd cheering)

(game beeping) WHOA!

(girls laughing) THE NAME'S JAY.

(growling) THE STRENGTH OF EVIL IS GOOD AS NONE,

(indistinct chatter) (classical music plays)

(knocks) HEY, GUYS! I'M LONNIE.

(laughing) I turned a pumpkin into a beautiful carriage.

(laughs softly) TOTALLY.

(laughs) MIDNIGHT SNACK, HUH?

(laughs) NO, IT...

(laughs) WHY ARE YOU HOLDING HIM? HE'S GONNA ATTACK YOU!

(laughs) OH. I KNOW. (laughs)

(Mal gasps) (clinking)

(Mal panting) (shouting)

(marching band playing) (cheering)

(panting) DAD.

(roaring) (Mal gasping)

(roars) (laughs)

(screams) (laughing)

(screeching) (gasps)

(sighs) I THINK IT'S TIME

(sighs) YES! SHE SAID YES!

(squeaking) THEY DIDN'T GET THE

(upbeat pop music plays) (singing acapella)

(whispers) They were mice. Hi, Mom.

(whistle blows) WHOO!

(whooshing sound) GASTON SHOULD BE JEALOUS.

(whooshing sound) OH!

(whooshing) WHAT? COME ON!

♪ All right ♪ All: Hey!

♪ All right ♪ Hey!

♪ And I believe in you ♪ ♪ I believe, I believe, I believe ♪

♪ And we'll provide the rest ♪ ♪ That's right ♪

♪ Ask the dishes ♪ Yeah! ♪ They can sing, sing, sing ♪

♪ Be our guest ♪ (all cheering)

♪ Because my love for you is ridiculous ♪ ♪ Ridiculous ♪

♪ Come on ♪ ♪ We got to set it off ♪

♪ Come on ♪ ♪ We got to set it off ♪

♪ Come on ♪ ♪ We got to set it off ♪

♪ Come on ♪ ♪ We got to set it off ♪

♪ Get ready, set it off ♪ ♪ Come on ♪

♪ I believe, I believe, I believe ♪ ♪ Oh ♪

♪ I believe, I believe, I believe ♪ ♪ Oh ♪

♪ I never knew ♪ ♪ Who knew? ♪

♪ I never knew ♪ ♪ Who knew? ♪

♪ I never knew ♪ ♪ Who knew? ♪

♪ I'm rotten to the... ♪ OH!

♪ If that's okay ♪ All: HEY!

♪ It's... ♪ ♪ Ridiculous ♪

♪ It's... ♪ ♪ Ridiculous ♪

♪ It's... ♪ ♪ Ridiculous ♪

♪ Just... ♪ ♪ Ridiculous ♪

♪ Just... ♪ ♪ Ridiculous ♪

♪ Just... ♪ ♪ Ridiculous ♪

♪ Let's set it off ♪ ♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

♪ Let's set it off ♪ ♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

♪ Let's set it off ♪ ♪ Let's set it off ♪

♪ Let's set it off ♪ ♪ Let's set this off ♪

♪ Let's set it off ♪ ♪ Let's set this off ♪

♪ Let's set it off ♪ ♪ Set it off ♪

♪ Like the kid next door... ♪ OH!

♪ My love for you is ridiculous ♪ ♪ Ridiculous ♪

♪ My love for you is ridiculous ♪ ♪ Ridiculous ♪

♪ Oh ♪ ♪ I believe, I believe, I believe ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Let's set this off ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Let's set this off ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Let's set this off ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Let's set this off ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ Set it off ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ Let's set it off ♪

♪ On the right ♪ ♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

♪ On the right ♪ ♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

♪ Ooh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ ♪ Let's set it off ♪

♪ Start a chain reaction... ♪ Mal: OH! (laughs)

♪ That's right ♪ ♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

♪ This is us taking back the night ♪ ♪ Ohayohay ♪

♪ To be our guest ♪ Ben: ♪ If you're stressed ♪

♪ To the left ♪ ♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

♪ To the left ♪ ♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

♪ To the left ♪ ♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

♪ To the left ♪ ♪ We got to set it off ♪

♪ To the right ♪ ♪ We got to set it off ♪

♪ What? ♪ (fireworks popping)

♪ What's up with that? ♪ Man: HEY!

♪ Why, we only live to serve ♪ Whoo!

♪ Yeah, if that's okay ♪ All: Hey!

♪ You can make it happen ♪ ♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

A TEAR'S A TEAR. THAT'S NOT TRUE, JAY.

a withering hail of fire. YOU'RE UP.

AAH! (roaring)

ACTUALLY, I WAS REALLY, DON'T HELP.

AH! (siren wailing)

AH! MALEFICENT!

AH! NO LAUGHING. WRINKLES.

AKIHO! The Dragoneers have been laying down

All right! ♪ Don't believe me? ♪

All: ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ We tell jokes, I do tricks ♪

All: BREAK! When they break from their huddles,

All: OHAYOHAY! Announcer: This is a nail biter, folks.

All: TO THE CORE. OH, YEAH.

All: WHOA! MAL! WILL YOU GO TO THE CORONATION WITH ME?

ALWAYS A MISTAKE TO UNDERESTIMATE... A VILLAIN?

ALWAYS THINKING. (laughs)

AM I RIGHT? YES. (laughs)

AND CINDERELLA. YEAH.

And FYI, your dog is stuffed! OH!

And the tipoff is ready. (whistle blows)

ARE WE DONE? YEAH.

ARE YOU AFRAID OF HER? SOMETIMES.

ARE YOU GOOD? MM HMM.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? NO.

ASK DOUG. (both chuckle)

B, PAINT IT ON AN APPLE? (laughs)

BACK OFF, CHAD. ALL RIGHT? (all shouting)

BACK OFF! CHAD!

BECAUSE I'D MISS HIM TOO MUCH. REALLY, MOM?

BECAUSE THE MORE THE MERRIER! YEAH, I'LL GO GRAB THEM.

Belle: MM... MY GIRLFRIEND.

Ben: BERTHA? Mal: YEAH.

Ben: BERTHA. Mal: JUST MY MOM DOING WHAT SHE DOES BEST.

Ben: CARLOS! BEN?

Ben: HERE, STAND UP. Carlos: COME ON, DUDE.

Ben: I'M OPEN! Jay makes a nice pass

Ben: JAY! BIG BLOCK BY CHAD!

Ben: MINE'S FLORIAN. Mal: FLORIAN?

Ben: OKAY. BYE, BENNYBOO.

Ben: YEAH. Mal: HOW PRINCELY.

BEN? WHOA WHOA WHOA!

BEN. (Belle gasps)

BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BOO.

BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BOO! (roaring)

Both: Whoo! ♪ With everything you got ♪

BUT THEN AGAIN, NEITHER ARE WE! (both laugh)

BYE, MAL. BYE.

CAREFUL, MAL! (crackling)

CHAD'S MY BOYFRIEND NOW! HEY!

COACH, HE'S BEEN PRACTICING. JAY...

COME FIND ME WHEN YOU'RE DONE, OKAY? OKAY.

COME ON, CHAD. (gasps)

COME ON, I CAN'T HEAR YOU! All: MAL!

COME ON, JAY. I'M GOOD.

COME ON, NOW! (cheering)

COME ON! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT!

COME ON. KILL ZONE? WHA

CRUELLA? SHE'S A DOG EXPERT. A DOG YELLERER.

DAD, JUST HEAR ME OUT HERE. I WON'T HEAR OF IT.

DAD! COMING!

DID YOU DO IT? I DON'T KNOW.

DO YOU FEEL OKAY? YOU BET.

DO YOU THINK THEY ACTUALLY PAID FOR THOSE? Jay: OH, HELLO.

DON'T DO THIS, CHAD. WHAT?

DON'T YOU MEAN THE WEEDS? OOH! WHO'S THE OLD BAT?

DOUG! WHAT?

DOUG... SORRY, I CAN'T.

E.Q., GIVE HER THE MAGIC MIRROR. YEAH.

EVEN WHEN IT ISN'T EASY. I DID?

EVIE, OVEN. YES, MA'AM.

Evie: OKAY. CARLOS?

Evie. EVIE! THAT'S MY DAU EVIE!

EVIE. WHAT WAS THE SECOND ONE?

EW! OW!

GAME ON. (laughs)

GET 'EM, CHAD. THANKS, JAY.

GET UP. (grunts)

Girl: LOOK, IT'S MAL. Girl 2: HI, MAL!

GIVE IT TO ME! OW!

GIVE ME A BEAT! WHOO! UNO, DOS, TRES, QUATRO!

GIVE ME AN "A"! All: "A"!

GIVE ME AN "L"! All: "L"!

GIVE ME AN "M"! All: "M"!

GONE? (both laugh)

GROSS. I KNOW, RIGHT? AMAZINGLY GROSS.

GUYS! Evie: JAY!

HA. (both sigh)

HANG. OKAY.

HAVE YOU PLAYED BEFORE? NO.

HE'S TURNING 16, DEAR. HEY, POPS.

HEIGH HO. EVIE.

HELLO THERE. HI.

HELLO. MY SPELL BOOK. MY BOOK. I NEED MY THAT BOOK.

HEY, BENNYBOO! HEY.

HEY, HEY! OH. YOU ENJOY HURTING PEOPLE.

HEY, JAY! CARLOS?

HEY, WHO TOLD YOU THAT? MY MOTHER.

HEY! HEY.

HI. HI.

HOW ABOUT MY FRONT? PFFT. GET OUT THERE.

HOW ARE THEY? THEY'RE GOOD. THEY'RE GREAT!

HOW WAS YOUR FIRST DAY? SUPER.

HUH? OF COURSE. GAME ON.

I ALREADY TRIED. AH!

I CAN FIX THAT WITH SOME GLOSS AND SOME BLUSH. NO!

I CHOOSE GOOD, TOO. (Mal chuckles)

I CHOOSE GOOD. (Mal laughs)

I COULDN'T HELP BUT OVERHEAR ARE YOU STALKING ME?

I FEEL REALLY SORRY FOR AUDREY. YOU DO?

I GOT CHILLS. (laughing)

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU LITERALLY EVERYWHERE! WHAT'S WRONG?

I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. FOR ME?

I LOOK... SAY IT.

I LOVE IT. YOU DO?

I MEAN, IT'S AN ATOM, RIGHT? (laughs)

I MEAN, YEAH, DO THIS. MM HMM.

I NEVER CAN FIGURE THIS THING OUT. (banging)

I NEVER HAD A SISTER. WELL, NOW YOU DO.

I TOLD YOU SO! (screaming)

I WANT THAT WAND! DO YOU? HADN'T HEARD.

I WAS CURSING ENTIRE KINGDOMS. "CURSING ENTIRE KINGDOMS."

I WIN. EVIE.

I'LL NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND. BOYFRIENDS ARE OVERRATED.

I'LL PAY YOU 50 DOLLARS. GOOD ANSWER.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER. SEE YOU OUT THERE.

I'M BACK! Mal: IT CAN'T BE.

I'M BEN. PRINCE BENJAMIN.

I'M NOT YOU! OH, OBVIOUSLY.

IN THE MOTHER DEPARTMENT. YEAH, I GUESS SO.

Is it is Press enter.

IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME? MM...

IS TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE ELSE LOSES! JAY!

IT BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES. I KNOW.

IT COULD USE SOME CHIPS. CHIPS?

IT WILL HELP YOU FIND THINGS. LIKE A PRINCE?

IT'S A TRAP! (all screaming)

IT'S MY FAULT, DOUG. I'M SORRY. NO, IT'S MINE.

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU WANT. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT!

IT'S OKAY. BEN, I SAID STAND BACK!

JAY, I'M NOT THAT GOOD. WELL, HE'S KIND OF LIKE MY BRAIN.

JAY, JAY, JAY! YOU RIP "

JAY! WATCH IT, JAY!

JUST HERE? READY?

KIDS! Is it

LAYER IT NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!

LET GO! GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!

LET ME HELP YOU OUT. EW, STOP.

LET'S GO FOR A SWIM. HM? WHAT? UH...

LET'S GO! REVENGE TIME.

LET'S JUST CHOP UP SOME ONIONS. NO.

LIKE MAL'S. REALLY? THE SPLIT ENDS, TOO?

LIKE MY WAISTLINE. LIKE THE MAGIC WAND! HELLO!

LISTEN, EVIE, I WANNA TALK ABOUT EARLIER TODAY. I JUST DOUG!

LOOKING LIKE SOME KIND OF... Princess!

MAGIC WAND, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. (others laughing)

Mal (whispering): CARLOS! COMING.

MAL IS JUST THE BAD GIRL INFATUATION. YEAH.

MAL, DO YOU LIKE? YEAH. IT'S CUTE.

MAL, GIVE ME THE WAND. STAND BACK.

MAL, I CAN USE THE... NO, NO, NO.

Mal: HEY! Maleficent: HELP!

Mal: OH, THAT'S ALMOST WORSE. Ben: I MEAN, YOU KNOW, IT'S BETTER THAN BERTHA.

Mal: OH! (Ben laughs)

MAL? MAL. UH...

ME. AH!

MOM IT'S THE DEETS, MAL,

MOM'S GONNA KILL ME! (laughs)

MR. DELAY, I BUT THAT ISN'T FAIR.

MY BAG. YEAH.

NEXT TIME, I RESCUE YOU, OKAY? (laughs) YEAH.

NEXT TIME. NO, YEAH.

NO PROBLEM THERE. THANK YOU.

NO, NO, NO. NO, I'M SURE EVERY KID IN AURADON KNOWS THAT.

NO! (gasping)

NO! MM. MM...

NO? YOU'LL BE FINE. (sighs)

NOT HIDEOUS. NOT EVEN CLOSE.

NOW, RECITE OUR MANTRA. THERE'S NO TEAM IN "I".

OF COURSE NOT. DUDE, MEET CARLOS.

OH, MY GOD! COOKIE! WHAT WAS IN THAT COOKIE?

OH, NO, NO! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

OH, NO! I'M NOT GOING! (sighs)

OH, NO. NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT.

OH, OH. THEY ARE GUILTY OF UNSPEAKABLE CRIMES.

OH, SOMEONE'S IN A BAD MOOD. MY MOM'S COUNTING ON ME!

OH, YES. GRAMMY.

OH! (laughs)

OH! EVIE, IT'S MOMMY. OH!

Oh! This dog loves me, and I love him.

OH! YEAH.

OH. (horn honking)

OH. AND THAT SPARKLING WAND.

OH. THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

OH... YEAH, LET'S GO.

OUR DAY HAS COME. HMM.

OUR PARENTS YOUR PARENTS MADE THEIR CHOICE.

OUR PARENTS WILL BE? (Mal laughs)

OUR WILL. OUR WILL, OUR WILL.

OW! COME ON, WHO SAID IT FIRST? WHO SAID IT FIRST?

OW! STOP! AH! BOYS.

PERFECT FIT! (gasps)

PERFECT. EVIE? YEAH?

PLEASE. PLEASE.

POP! REVENGE ON EVERY SNEAKY DALMATIAN

PRINCE CHARMING. YEAH.

REVENGE ON ALADDIN AND HIS BLOATED GENIE! I WILL

REVENGE ON SNOW WHITE AND HER HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN. OW!

RIGHT NOW? YEAH, RIGHT NOW.

SCORING THE WINNING GOAL. Girl: OKAY.

So give it a rest! OH HO! BURN!

SO WERE YOU. (chuckles)

SOON TO BE KING. YOU HAD ME AT PRINCE.

SWEET! NO! AH! (screams)

TAYLOR, YOU'RE THE SHOOTER. RIGHT, COACH!

THAN A REFLEX TEAR. LISTEN TO YOU.

THANK YOU. YEAH.

THANKS FOR THE SPECIAL TREAT. OF COURSE.

THANKS, BABE. YEAH.

THANKS, M. Jay: YEAH, YEAH!

THAT WAS SO LOVELY! (laughs) OH. WA

THAT'S COOL. DON'T GO!

THAT'S MY DAUGHTER! OH, WOW. SHE SEWED A DRESS.

THAT'S MY MOM! (laughter)

That's right. ♪ Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres ♪

THE BREATH! GET OFF ME! (Jay grunts)

THERE IT IS! ZOOM OUT.

They were not Thank you so much. Thank you.

THINK IT WOULD WORK? YEAH.

THIS ISN'T THEIR FAULT! NO, SON.

THREE! HUH?

UGH, IT'S BROKEN. UGH!

UGH! AND YOU STILL TRIED TO SAVE ME.

UH, DO YOU MAL?

UNLESS... UNLESS?

VILLAINS! YES.

WAKE UP. CHECK IF HE'S OKAY.

WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE. TOTES!

WE CAN HANDLE THIS. BYE. BYE.

WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY DAUGHTER.

WELL, YEAH. I MEAN, WHO DOESN'T WELL, THEN GET ME THE WAND

WHAT DID YOU SCORE? (laughs)

WHAT DOES THAT SPELL? All: MAL!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED? (laughs)

WHAT JUST HAPPENED? I HAVE NO IDEA.

WHAT MOM (snaps)

WHAT WORLD DOES SHE LIVE IN? AURADON.

WHAT YOU GUYS MAKING? NOTHING SPECIAL. JUST COOKIES.

WHAT, THE HAMSTERS HAD TO BE BACK ON THEIR LITTLE WHEELS? (laughter)

WHAT? (laughs)

WHAT? HOLD THAT THOUGHT.

WHAT'S THE HARM? IT'S GATEWAY MAGIC!

WHATEVER IT IS. IT'S CALLED A MAGIC MIR

WHEN? Friday, 10 a.m.

WISH ME LUCK. (man clears throat)

WITHOUT THE RATTY DRESS. (both chuckle)

WOOF! YEAH, MOM, WE'RE NOT GOING.

YEAH, I KNEW THAT. DID NOT.

YEAH, I KNEW. I'M I CAN EXPLAIN MYSELF.

YEAH, LET'S GET TOGETHER. THERE YOU ARE!

YEAH, THE WHOLE SCHOOL GOES. WOW.

YEAH. BYE.

YEAH. E.

YEAH. WHAT?

YEAH. I'M SORRY. OKAY. THANKS, BYE.

YEAH... OKAY.

YES! OH!

YES! YEAH!

YO HO HO! (Carlos wolf whistle)

YOU ALL GOING TO THE TOURNEY GAME TONIGHT? Girls: YEAH.

YOU ARE GOOD. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU ARE SO SMART. (both laugh)

YOU KEEP LISTENING TO YOUR HEART. THANKS, MOM.

YOU LIVE ON AN ISLAND! YEAH, WITH A BARRIER AROUND IT, REMEMBER?

YOU MUSTN'T TRUST HER. I'M SO SO

YOU READY? MM HMM.

YOU REALLY WANT TO DO THIS? WE HAVE NO CHOICE, BEN!

YOU YOU CAN'T SWIM? NO!

YOU. YES! LET'S GO.

YOU'RE YOU'RE FAST, YOU KNOW. OH. YEAH.

YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PALE. YEAH, OF COURSE.

...AS THE DAY OUR TWO PEOPLES BEGAN TO HEAL.

...CRUEL.

...IF WE STICK TOGETHER.

"BE CAREFUL OF TREATS OFFERED BY KIDS OF VILLAINS."

"BEWARE, FORSWEAR, REPLACE THE OLD

"BEWARE, FORSWEAR, REPLACE THE OLD WITH COOL HAIR."

"DON'T FOCUS ON THE PAST OR YOU'LL MISS THE FUTURE."

"I'M SNOW WHITE." WHO ARE YOU KIDDING?

"MAGIC SPINDLE, DO NOT LINGER.

"MAKE IT EASY, MAKE IT QUICK,

"OH, MOTHER, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

"PRICK THE FINGER, PRICK IT DEEP.

"WORK ON THE INSIDE, NOT THE OUTSIDE."

(all chattering)

(all cheering)

(all cheering)

(all chuckle)

(all gasp)

(all gasping)

(all gasping)

(all hooting, laughing)

(all hooting)

(all laugh)

(all laughing)

(all laughing)

(all moaning)

(all murmuring)

(all screaming)

(all screaming)

(all shouting)

(applause, cheering)

(band playing)

(banging rhythmically)

(bells chiming)

(bells tolling)

(bells tolling)

(bells tolling)

(Ben laughs) THIS IS AUDREY.

(blowing)

(blows) YOU! GET OVER HERE!

(both giggle)

(both grunting)

(both laugh)

(both laugh)

(both laugh)

(both laugh)

(both laugh)

(both laugh)

(both sigh)

(cackles) ENOUGH!

(cackling)

(cackling)

(cackling)

(Carlos grunting, laughs)

(Carlos screaming, panting)

(chair squeaks)

(cheering)

(cheerleaders cheering)

(children laughing, chattering)

(children's choir singing)

(choir continues singing)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles)

(chuckles) AW...

(chuckles) KIDDING.

(chuckles) OH, EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. EXCUSE ME.

(chuckles) SHE'S FUNNY. (snorts) OH!

(coughing)

(crackling, whooshing)

(dog whimpering)

(dog whimpering)

(dog whimpers)

(engine starts)

(gasping)

(gasps)

(gasps)

(gasps)

(gasps) HA! IT WORKED!

(gasps) I FORGOT TO DO CHAD'S HOMEWORK!

(gasps) MAL!

(gasps) UGH!

(girls laughing)

(girls laughing)

(groans)

(growling, roars)

(grunting continues)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunts)

(grunts) FINE. WHATEVER.

(intro music playing)

(knock on door)

(knock on door)

(laughing, grunting) WHOO! WHOA! AH!

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing) HEY!

(laughing) THEY DIDN'T GET THE BABY!

(laughing) YOU FOUR HAVE BEEN CHOSEN

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs)

(laughs) ALL RIGHT. IT SAYS THAT

(laughs) DON'T EAT ALL OF THEM.

(laughs) I JUST MADE A BATCH OF COOKIES.

(laughs) I LIKE TO THINK I'M THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL.

(laughs) I THINK I'M JUST GONNA STAY HERE.

(laughs) OH, PLEASE! YOU'RE KILLING ME. ARF!

(laughs) OH...

(laughs) OKAY. SO, YOU COULD DO THAT,

(laughs) UM, I MEANT,

(laughs) YEAH. AND DO YOU THANK ME? NO!

(Mal laughs)

(Mal laughs)

(mouthing words)

(pants) CAREFUL!

(phone ringing)

(playing fanfare)

(rattling)

(roaring)

(roaring)

(rock music playing)

(rumbling)

(screams)

(screen beeps)

(shivers)

(shutter clicks)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs)

(sighs) AND I DON'T WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH EVIL.

(sighs) AND THOSE ARE...

(sighs) OH, ME?

(silently mouthing)

(sing song) LEAVE IT LIKE YOU FOUND IT!

(siren continues)

(siren stops)

(siren wailing)

(snaps) AND IF YOU REFUSE,

(spits)

(squeaks)

(squeals)

(squeals)

(stammers) Carlos, is that a dog?

(thunder crashes)

(up tempo song plays)

(upbeat electronic music plays)

(upbeat electronic music plays)

(vocalizing)

(voice echoing)

(whistle blows)

(whooshing sound)

(yawning)

(zapping sounds)

♪ 'Cause I believe in you ♪

♪ 'Cause if your heart just isn't in it, I don't know what I'd do ♪

♪ 'Cause up till now I've walked the line ♪

♪ A dirty no good ♪

♪ A lowlife hood ♪

♪ A million thoughts ♪

♪ A million thoughts in my head ♪

♪ After all, miss, this is France ♪

♪ Ain't got your back? ♪

♪ All run out? ♪

♪ Am I crazy? ♪

♪ An absolute disgrace ♪

♪ And a dinner here is never, never second best ♪

♪ And cool? ♪

♪ And did I happen to say I dream of you every day ♪

♪ And did I happen to say I dream of you every day ♪

♪ And did I mention there's nothing I can do? ♪

♪ And did I mention there's nothing I can do? ♪

♪ And hardened as stone? ♪

♪ And I used my head ♪

♪ And I would give my kingdom for just one kiss ♪

♪ And I would give my kingdom for just one kiss ♪

♪ And I would give my kingdom for just one kiss ♪

♪ And it's all in perfect taste ♪

♪ And mad? ♪

♪ And our hearts ignite ♪

♪ And that makes me glad ♪

♪ And we're gonna be spiteful ♪

♪ And when you grab that wand ♪

♪ Are we not friends? ♪

♪ Argued with my mother, too ♪

♪ Attending to the poor ♪

♪ Be a thief in the night ♪

♪ Be our guest, be our guest ♪

♪ Be our guest, be our guest ♪

♪ Be our guest, be our guest ♪

♪ Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest ♪

♪ Be our guest, yeah, yeah, come on ♪

♪ Be yourself, forget the DNA ♪

♪ Because my love for you is ridiculous ♪

♪ Break the spell, we were born this way ♪

♪ Built my master plan ♪

♪ But I put my heart aside ♪

♪ But now look at ♪ Because my love for you you gotis ridiculous ♪

♪ But when you're evil, doing less is doing more ♪

♪ Call me a freak ♪

♪ Call me a schemer ♪

♪ Can you blame me? ♪

♪ Can't take me home ♪

♪ Clawed my way to victory ♪

♪ Come on and lift your glass ♪

♪ Come on, come on ♪

♪ Come on, go on, unfold your menu ♪

♪ Dance till your heart is wild and free ♪

♪ Daughter, hear me, help me, join me ♪

♪ Did I mention that I'm in love with you? ♪

♪ Did you know that it's true? ♪

♪ Don't be afraid to be who you are ♪

♪ Don't know what I'm feeling ♪

♪ Don't know what I'm feeling ♪

♪ Don't wanna go another minute livin' without you ♪

♪ Don't you wanna be cruel? ♪

♪ Don't you wanna be evil like me? ♪

♪ Don't you wanna be evil like me? ♪

♪ Don't you wanna be finger lickin' evil ♪

♪ Don't you wanna be heartless ♪

♪ Don't you wanna be mean? ♪

♪ Don't you wanna be nasty and brutal ♪

♪ Don't you wanna be ruthless and rotten ♪

♪ Don't you wanna be very, very good at being bad? ♪

♪ Don't you wanna make mischief ♪

♪ Down to the bone ♪

♪ Everybody raise your hands and say ♪

♪ Everything is possible ♪

♪ Evil like me, don't you wanna be mean... ♪

♪ Feelin' the power, let it all out ♪

♪ Feelin' the power, let it all out ♪

♪ For you to take your place ♪

♪ Forget about the past ♪

♪ Forgive, forget ♪

♪ Freedom soon regained ♪

♪ Get ready, set it off ♪

♪ Go on, take a glance and then you'll ♪

♪ Happen ♪

♪ How can you say that? ♪

♪ I believe in you ♪

♪ I believe in you ♪

♪ I believe in you ♪

♪ I believe, I believe ♪

♪ I believe, I believe, I believe ♪

♪ I believe, I believe, I believe ♪

♪ I believe, I believe, I believe ♪

♪ I believe, I believe, I believe ♪

♪ I believe, I believe, I believe ♪

♪ I believe, I believe, I believe ♪

♪ I believe, I believe, I believe, hey ♪

♪ I believe, I believe, I believe, hey ♪

♪ I believe, I believe, I believe, oh ♪

♪ I believe, I believe, I believe, what? ♪

♪ I believe, I believe, I believe, what? ♪

♪ I broke your heart? I made ya hurt? ♪

♪ I can't decide what's wrong, what's right ♪

♪ I could find the way to ♪

♪ I don't know who to be ♪

♪ I feel so useless ♪

♪ I gotta know which way to go, come on, give me a sign ♪

♪ I have tried my whole life long ♪

♪ I know it's time to say good bye ♪

♪ I met this girl that rocked my world like it's never been rocked ♪

♪ I never got no love ♪

♪ I never thought that it could happen to a guy like me ♪

♪ I was once like you, my child ♪

♪ I'm just unique ♪

♪ I'm nothing like the kid next ♪

♪ I'm nothing like the kid next ♪

♪ I'm rotten to the ♪

♪ I'm rotten to the ♪

♪ I'm rotten to the ♪

♪ I'm rotten to the core, core ♪

♪ I'm rotten to the core, core ♪

♪ I'm rotten to the core. ♪

♪ I'm rotten to the core... ♪

♪ I'ma make my own future, ignore all the rumors ♪

♪ If only ♪

♪ If only ♪

♪ If only I could read the signs in front of me ♪

♪ If only I knew what my heart ♪

♪ If only I knew what my heart was telling me ♪

♪ If only. ♪

♪ If that's okay, hey, hey ♪

♪ If you wanna be evil and awful and free ♪

♪ In just an hour or two, our future's safe and sure ♪

♪ In my blood ♪

♪ In my head ♪

♪ Is it wrong? Is it right? ♪

♪ Is this just a dream? ♪

♪ Is this just a dream? ♪

♪ It's a wild and beautiful fire ♪

♪ It's fine dining we suggest ♪

♪ It's over, we are the young ones ♪

♪ Judgin' me 'cause of my background ♪

♪ Just scream out and shout and follow the stars ♪

♪ Keep listening? ♪

♪ Kings and queens, it's our time to rise ♪

♪ Let's make it happen now ♪

♪ Let's set it off ♪

♪ Let's set it off ♪

♪ Let's set it off ♪

♪ Let's set it off and rock this beat ♪

♪ Let's set it off, oh, yeah ♪

♪ Like me! ♪

♪ Like the kid next door ♪

♪ Like what you see in the mirror, shout ♪

♪ Like what you see in the mirror, shout ♪

♪ Look at you, look at me ♪

♪ Mal, Mal ♪

♪ Maybe we could ♪

♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪

♪ Mistress of the universe ♪

♪ Mother ♪

♪ Mother ♪

♪ My love for you is ridiculous ♪

♪ My love is r i d i c u l o u s ♪

♪ My love is r i d i c u l o u s ♪

♪ My love is r i d i c u l o u s ♪

♪ Nah, I ain't goin' out like that now ♪

♪ Never gonna think twice ♪

♪ Nothin' lost but somethin' missin' ♪

♪ Now I think it's time you learned ♪

♪ Now I'm living just for her and I won't ever stop ♪

♪ Now the time has come, my dear ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪ Ho!

♪ Ohayohay, hey ♪

♪ Our way is forward ♪

♪ Powerful and strong ♪

♪ Promise me you'll try to be ♪

♪ Put our service to the test ♪

♪ Rotten to the core ♪

♪ Rotten to the core ♪

♪ Set it off ♪

♪ Should I let my heart ♪

♪ Should I let my heart keep listenin'? ♪

♪ Show 'em how passion sound ♪

♪ Slightly insecure ♪

♪ So hard to let go ♪

♪ So I got some mischief ♪

♪ So I'm a flirt ♪

♪ So I'm a misfit ♪

♪ So we will let our dreams ♪

♪ Sound the alarm, get on your feet ♪

♪ Start a chain reaction, never let it stop ♪

♪ Start a chain reaction, never let it stop ♪

♪ Start a chain reaction, never let it stop ♪

♪ Take flight ♪

♪ Tell me what to do... ♪

♪ That it could be like this ♪

♪ That it could be like this ♪

♪ That it could be like this ♪

♪ That you can bet ♪

♪ That you were born the girl you are ♪

♪ That's when your reign begins ♪

♪ The daughter of an evilicious queen ♪

♪ The past is past ♪

♪ The truth is ♪

♪ Then you should thank your lucky star ♪

♪ There's nothing we can't do ♪

♪ They all told me I should back down ♪

♪ They can dance, dance, dance ♪

♪ They say I'm bad ♪

♪ They say I'm evil ♪

♪ They say I'm trouble ♪

♪ They think I'm callous ♪

♪ Thinkin' 'bout changin' my path now ♪

♪ This is not for us to ponder ♪

♪ This mother/daughter act is going out on tour ♪

♪ This was pre ordained ♪

♪ Thought I was mature ♪

♪ Three, two, one, uh ♪

♪ Tie your napkin round your neck, chrie ♪

♪ To do the worst I can ♪

♪ To the bone? ♪

♪ Try the gray stuff, it's delicious ♪

♪ Uh oh ♪

♪ Uh oh ♪

♪ Uh oh, yeah ♪

♪ Was telling me ♪

♪ We got the keys, the kingdom's ours ♪

♪ We got the keys, the kingdom's ours ♪

♪ We got to set it off ♪

♪ We learn how to get back up ♪

♪ We learn how to turn the page ♪

♪ Welcome to my wicked world ♪

♪ Welcome to my wicked world ♪

♪ Well, did I mention I'm in love with you? ♪

♪ Well, let me shout it out loud ♪

♪ Well, let me shout it out loud if that's okay ♪

♪ Well, you can spend your life ♪

♪ What dear old mama said ♪

♪ When the magic's ♪

♪ Which way should I go? ♪

♪ Who could ask for more? ♪

♪ Who could ask for more? ♪

♪ Who I'm meant to be ♪

♪ Who wants an evil queen without a sack of sins? ♪

♪ Who's the baddest of them all? ♪

♪ Who's the baddest of them all? ♪

♪ Wicked world ♪

♪ Wicked world... ♪

♪ With my fellow candlesticks ♪

♪ Won't you sing along? ♪

♪ Write the book, the story of our lives ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, be our guest, guest, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, if only ♪

♪ Yeah, if only ♪

♪ Yeah, if only ♪

♪ Yeah, uh, come on ♪

♪ Yeah, will you still be with me ♪

♪ Yes, spiteful, that's nice ♪

♪ Yo, it's time to set this thing off ♪

♪ You and I shall rule together ♪

♪ You can make it happen ♪

♪ You can make it happen with everything you got ♪

♪ You can make it happen with everything you got ♪

♪ You can make it happen with everything you got ♪

♪ You gotta show me that you're only ever gonna be mine ♪

♪ You've won your own free pass ♪

♪ Your daily routine? ♪

♪ Your worst nightmare ♪