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Did You Hear About the Morgans? "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" is a romantic comedy film released in 2009. The movie stars

Did You Hear About the Morgans?

"Did You Hear About the Morgans?" is a romantic comedy film released in 2009. The movie stars Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker in the lead roles, accompanied by an ensemble cast including Sam Elliott, Mary Steenburgen, Elisabeth Moss, and Michael Kelly.

Directed by Marc Lawrence, who also worked with Hugh Grant in "Two Weeks Notice" and "Music and Lyrics," "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" tells the story of a broken couple who witness a murder and are placed in a federal witness protection program in a rural town in Wyoming. The Morgans, Paul (Hugh Grant) and Meryl (Sarah Jessica Parker), are New Yorkers on the brink of divorce when they stumble upon this life-altering incident. As they navigate their new surroundings and attempt to mend their relationship, hilarious situations and romantic moments unfold.

Hugh Grant, known for his charismatic and witty performances in films like "Notting Hill" and "Love Actually," brings his signature charm to the role of Paul Morgan. His dry wit and comedic timing shine throughout the film as he tries to win back his estranged wife and adapt to the unfamiliar surroundings. Sarah Jessica Parker, famous for her role as Carrie Bradshaw in the hit TV series "Sex and the City," portrays the determined and headstrong Meryl Morgan. With her natural comedic talent, Parker brings a mix of vulnerability and strength to her character, capturing the essence of Meryl's conflicted emotions.

Supporting the main cast, Sam Elliott and Mary Steenburgen play Clay and Emma Wheeler, the Morgans' hosts in Wyoming. Both esteemed actors in their own right, Elliott and Steenburgen bring depth and authenticity to their characters, adding a delightful dynamic to the story. Elisabeth Moss, known for her Emmy-winning role in "The Handmaid's Tale," plays Paul's assistant, Jackie Drake, providing a humorous twist to the events unfolding. Michael Kelly, recognized for his roles in "House of Cards" and "The Shape of Water," portrays Vince, a federal marshal responsible for the Morgans' safety. Kelly's performance balances tough exterior with hidden compassion.

With a mix of laughter, heartfelt moments, and a scenic backdrop, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" offers a delightful escape and a warm portrayal of second chances. The film captures the beauty of the Wyoming landscape, immersing the audience in sweeping vistas and small-town charm. As Paul and Meryl navigate the ups and downs of their relationship in this unfamiliar setting, they discover that sometimes, it takes a change of scenery to mend a broken bond.

As for the soundtrack, with its comedic and romantic nature, it enhances the overall experience of the film. Although specific names of artists or bands are not mentioned, the music in "Did You Hear About the Morgans?" complements the story, evoking emotions and providing a backdrop for the characters' journey.

If you would like to relive the comedic moments, the heartfelt exchanges, and the enchanting Wyoming scenery from "Did You Hear About the Morgans?," you can enjoy and download the sounds of this film here. Immerse yourself in the characters' lives, their witty banter, and the charming soundtrack that accompanies their journey towards a second chance at love.

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A bit, yes, yes.
A bit, yes, yes.
A certain amount of screaming and shouting and so on.
A certain amount of screaming and shouting and so on.
A date?
A date?
A few miles outside of town.
A few miles outside of town.
A leper, really. I mean, if the Elephant Man had a sister, she...
A leper, really. I mean, if the Elephant Man had a sister, she...
A sweater for $9.99?
A sweater for $9.99?
About 10 years ago, the government asked if we'd hide somebody for a week.
About 10 years ago, the government asked if we'd hide somebody for a week.
Actually, I had asked for mine with the dressing on the side.
Actually, I had asked for mine with the dressing on the side.
Actually, no, I've been thinking about it, too.
Actually, no, I've been thinking about it, too.
Actually, the name's Emma, Emma Wheeler, but you can call me Deputy Wheeler.
Actually, the name's Emma, Emma Wheeler, but you can call me Deputy Wheeler.
Adam, we are gonna walk.
Adam, we are gonna walk.
Adam!
Adam!
After lunch, you have the Farmer conference call.
After lunch, you have the Farmer conference call.
All I wanted to do was protect you.
All I wanted to do was protect you.
All I'm saying is, I think there are other things which should...
All I'm saying is, I think there are other things which should...
All right, it's...
All right, it's...
All right, let's just get this over with.
All right, let's just get this over with.
All right, you know what? Never mind.
All right, you know what? Never mind.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Come on, Meryl, your turn.
All right. Come on, Meryl, your turn.
All right. This is a loaded gun,
All right. This is a loaded gun,
All right. Wait there. Wait there. I'll be back in a minute.
All right. Wait there. Wait there. I'll be back in a minute.
All right. Well, I'm sorry to have taken up your time, then.
All right. Well, I'm sorry to have taken up your time, then.
All right. What would you like me to do?
All right. What would you like me to do?
Although I could've used one during some tense negotiations at work.
Although I could've used one during some tense negotiations at work.
Although, at the time, I thought you'd written them.
Although, at the time, I thought you'd written them.
And a deep desire to see you suffer intense pain.
And a deep desire to see you suffer intense pain.
And a very spacious master bedroom.
And a very spacious master bedroom.
And Adam can reschedule Mr. Morgan's dinner.
And Adam can reschedule Mr. Morgan's dinner.
And are you left handed or right handed?
And are you left handed or right handed?
And believe me, it would...
And believe me, it would...
And come see this view. Come look at this view, little lady.
And come see this view. Come look at this view, little lady.
And cool and laid back,
And cool and laid back,
And downloaded a CD of New York noises to help you sleep.
And downloaded a CD of New York noises to help you sleep.
And everyone is looking at me like, "Where is she?"
And everyone is looking at me like, "Where is she?"
And examine all the parameters, if that's possible.
And examine all the parameters, if that's possible.
And far, far away, there is now a galaxy called Meryl.
And far, far away, there is now a galaxy called Meryl.
And he asked me out on a date.
And he asked me out on a date.
And he gave me some cows. I love cows.
And he gave me some cows. I love cows.
And he won't expect everything from me and...
And he won't expect everything from me and...
And I am not normally that crazy.
And I am not normally that crazy.
And I bitterly regret what I did,
And I bitterly regret what I did,
And I don't trust you anymore.
And I don't trust you anymore.
And I guess the same goes for the phone?
And I guess the same goes for the phone?
And I had, once, a very bad horse experience. I was thrown.
And I had, once, a very bad horse experience. I was thrown.
And I know you said no more presents,
And I know you said no more presents,
And I miss you,
And I miss you,
And I said, "I do."
And I said, "I do."
And I saw a movie theater down the road, an Applebee's.
And I saw a movie theater down the road, an Applebee's.
And I thought that went well until the murder.
And I thought that went well until the murder.
And I thought, perhaps it might be nice to get together,
And I thought, perhaps it might be nice to get together,
And I will be suing.
And I will be suing.
And I won't expect everything from him,
And I won't expect everything from him,
And I'd really rather not be left here on my own.
And I'd really rather not be left here on my own.
And I'll talk to both of you tomorrow.
And I'll talk to both of you tomorrow.
And I'm gonna pick up my client at his townhouse.
And I'm gonna pick up my client at his townhouse.
And if you like this, you're going to love this,
And if you like this, you're going to love this,
And instead of you staying home and dealing with it,
And instead of you staying home and dealing with it,
And it is...
And it is...
And it just happened, and I did not enjoy it.
And it just happened, and I did not enjoy it.
And it would be very, very nice if you called or, in fact, if we could see each other.
And it would be very, very nice if you called or, in fact, if we could see each other.
And it'll be an honor to protect you.
And it'll be an honor to protect you.
And it'll just be a chance to sit and talk like we used to, before the infertility.
And it'll just be a chance to sit and talk like we used to, before the infertility.
And just get over all the bullshit and make it work.
And just get over all the bullshit and make it work.
And left at the second big rock?
And left at the second big rock?
And nobody nagging you or asking you questions
And nobody nagging you or asking you questions
And not asking their partners for more than they can give.
And not asking their partners for more than they can give.
And now I'm just...
And now I'm just...
And on some level, I guess it's almost narcissistic if I do tell him.
And on some level, I guess it's almost narcissistic if I do tell him.
And one other thing.
And one other thing.
And sadness
And sadness
And thank you to everyone at the National Breast Cancer Foundation.
And thank you to everyone at the National Breast Cancer Foundation.
And that ain't no bull.
And that ain't no bull.
And the fact is that,
And the fact is that,
And the infidelity. And the separation.
And the infidelity. And the separation.
And the next thing I heard was,
And the next thing I heard was,
And the possibility that we're not going back to New York,
And the possibility that we're not going back to New York,
And the rodeo dance.
And the rodeo dance.
And the woman who chanted over my sperm...
And the woman who chanted over my sperm...
And then all of a sudden, the cereal box started moving?
And then all of a sudden, the cereal box started moving?
And then I don't remember.
And then I don't remember.
And then we had the buffet, beginning with the meatless pigs in blankets.
And then we had the buffet, beginning with the meatless pigs in blankets.
And then you probably had a few drinks,
And then you probably had a few drinks,
And then you went back to his apartment. I got it. I got it.
And then you went back to his apartment. I got it. I got it.
And then, when you come to the second big rock...
And then, when you come to the second big rock...
And there is no Bargain Barn there.
And there is no Bargain Barn there.
And there you were. And you looked lovely, frankly.
And there you were. And you looked lovely, frankly.
And they want you to leave tomorrow evening.
And they want you to leave tomorrow evening.
And this is my husband, Paul. We're visiting from Chicago.
And this is my husband, Paul. We're visiting from Chicago.
And to be honest,
And to be honest,
And understated elegance.
And understated elegance.
And we think that's why Forenski had him killed.
And we think that's why Forenski had him killed.
And we'll talk about it when you come back, okay?
And we'll talk about it when you come back, okay?
And what happens if you never find this man?
And what happens if you never find this man?
And when I saw that, I just...
And when I saw that, I just...
And when they say they haven't, don't just say, "Go and look."
And when they say they haven't, don't just say, "Go and look."
And where? What? Where do we go?
And where? What? Where do we go?
And you gotta stay optimistic. You know?
And you gotta stay optimistic. You know?
And you moaned about your horrible husband,
And you moaned about your horrible husband,
And you're gonna be our star witnesses.
And you're gonna be our star witnesses.
And your mother said, "He doesn't!"
And your mother said, "He doesn't!"
And, I think... Yeah, I think he's funny.
And, I think... Yeah, I think he's funny.
And, in the end, who are we to argue with the Governor?
And, in the end, who are we to argue with the Governor?
And, you know, you could have just taken a broom and swept it off,
And, you know, you could have just taken a broom and swept it off,
And... Oh, yes! And I saw the cover of New York Magazine's real estate issue,
And... Oh, yes! And I saw the cover of New York Magazine's real estate issue,
Anton Forenski.
Anton Forenski.
Any word from New York?
Any word from New York?
Anyway, do you think maybe he should see a specialist?
Anyway, do you think maybe he should see a specialist?
Anyway, physiologically it's all the same. You know, the body is the body.
Anyway, physiologically it's all the same. You know, the body is the body.
Anyway, the point is that I am sad,
Anyway, the point is that I am sad,
Apparently, she wrote some book.
Apparently, she wrote some book.
Are we going to use this crisis to come out
Are we going to use this crisis to come out
Are we lost?
Are we lost?
Are you crazy? You could have been killed.
Are you crazy? You could have been killed.
Are you pulling my leg?
Are you pulling my leg?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
As is not stepping on discarded Lady Gillettes in the shower,
As is not stepping on discarded Lady Gillettes in the shower,
As it is approaching the three month anniversary of our being separated,
As it is approaching the three month anniversary of our being separated,
As you can probably see, things are going much better between me and Paul,
As you can probably see, things are going much better between me and Paul,
As, you know, occasions like this only come around once in a lifetime.
As, you know, occasions like this only come around once in a lifetime.
At least, legally still your husband, as recognized by the state of New York.
At least, legally still your husband, as recognized by the state of New York.
At this point in our relationship.
At this point in our relationship.
Barbecue, I imagine.
Barbecue, I imagine.
Basically, what I'm saying is,
Basically, what I'm saying is,
Because between the fertility doctors and the injections
Because between the fertility doctors and the injections
Because I didn't want to stay in the old one after Mummy slept there with Larry.
Because I didn't want to stay in the old one after Mummy slept there with Larry.
Because I'm sure there are options.
Because I'm sure there are options.
Because look what you did.
Because look what you did.
Because the doorman said they just sent a police officer up.
Because the doorman said they just sent a police officer up.
Because you haven't actually stopped talking yet, so...
Because you haven't actually stopped talking yet, so...
Because, by that time, you had become so wired and so crazed
Because, by that time, you had become so wired and so crazed
Been a while since anybody rode this bull to the eight second mark.
Been a while since anybody rode this bull to the eight second mark.
Been kind of interesting, actually.
Been kind of interesting, actually.
Before they actually want to wake up, so that's nice.
Before they actually want to wake up, so that's nice.
Better shake a leg if you want to eat.
Better shake a leg if you want to eat.
Bill Herr died a month ago.
Bill Herr died a month ago.
Blowing the smoke in another direction?
Blowing the smoke in another direction?
Bollocks!
Bollocks!
Bollocks. God in heaven, that hurt. Agony.
Bollocks. God in heaven, that hurt. Agony.
Brilliant. Brilliant.
Brilliant. Brilliant.
Brilliant. Brilliant.
Brilliant. Brilliant.
But
But
But at this exact moment,
But at this exact moment,
But first, we've got to get you out of the city.
But first, we've got to get you out of the city.
But first, we've got to get you to a safe location.
But first, we've got to get you to a safe location.
But have you ever considered moving it inside the house?
But have you ever considered moving it inside the house?
But he was pretty careful about keeping his head down.
But he was pretty careful about keeping his head down.
But how can I expect complete honesty from him if I'm asking any less of myself?
But how can I expect complete honesty from him if I'm asking any less of myself?
But I am not sure that I would be good at it.
But I am not sure that I would be good at it.
But I guess it works both ways.
But I guess it works both ways.
But I ignored her, and then I heard, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
But I ignored her, and then I heard, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
But I play tennis and I play badminton with my right hand.
But I play tennis and I play badminton with my right hand.
But I see you have a computer.
But I see you have a computer.
But I think that you can always tell a lot about a couple
But I think that you can always tell a lot about a couple
But I thought this might make up for it.
But I thought this might make up for it.
But I was so in love with you,
But I was so in love with you,
But I went online, under Emma's supervision,
But I went online, under Emma's supervision,
But I'm now sort of in the middle of something.
But I'm now sort of in the middle of something.
But I'm, you know... I'm considering adoption,
But I'm, you know... I'm considering adoption,
But I've watched you two over the past four days,
But I've watched you two over the past four days,
But if we're gonna stay together, then,
But if we're gonna stay together, then,
But instead, you stood there for hours trying to coax that little guy into a shoebox,
But instead, you stood there for hours trying to coax that little guy into a shoebox,
But just in case you run into anybody, we don't want you using your real identities.
But just in case you run into anybody, we don't want you using your real identities.
But Mr. Morgan... Mr. Foster and I are separated.
But Mr. Morgan... Mr. Foster and I are separated.
But please, please don't stop talking to me.
But please, please don't stop talking to me.
But right now, I just wanna concentrate on keeping you safe.
But right now, I just wanna concentrate on keeping you safe.
But something else.
But something else.
But the one thing they do agree on is how much they love Dr. Tobin.
But the one thing they do agree on is how much they love Dr. Tobin.
But this Bargain Barn is fantastic,
But this Bargain Barn is fantastic,
But this is God fearing American country.
But this is God fearing American country.
But to be gentle.
But to be gentle.
But what that means...
But what that means...
But why her?
But why her?
But would you like to go on a date with me?
But would you like to go on a date with me?
But, anyway, it got to where we weren't even hardly talking,
But, anyway, it got to where we weren't even hardly talking,
But, you know, some very big decisions need to be made in regards to our future,
But, you know, some very big decisions need to be made in regards to our future,
But, you know, when the market's like this,
But, you know, when the market's like this,
But...
But...
By the fact that they still laugh together.
By the fact that they still laugh together.
Calf ropin', bull ridin',
Calf ropin', bull ridin',
Call me.
Call me.
Can I buy a constellation?
Can I buy a constellation?
Can I get one of the other agents to talk to you?
Can I get one of the other agents to talk to you?
Can I give you a hand, there?
Can I give you a hand, there?
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Can you believe?
Can you believe?
Can you hold on just a second? My intercom is ringing.
Can you hold on just a second? My intercom is ringing.
Can you please stop being so agreeable? Please?
Can you please stop being so agreeable? Please?
Can you spare her, Paul?
Can you spare her, Paul?
Car horns, subways, women fighting in Bloomingdale's.
Car horns, subways, women fighting in Bloomingdale's.
Caring, supportive and completely smothering.
Caring, supportive and completely smothering.
Certainly not. I turned right at the broken fence.
Certainly not. I turned right at the broken fence.
Chicago?
Chicago?
Clay, I'm gonna hug you. You won't like it, but I'm gonna hug you.
Clay, I'm gonna hug you. You won't like it, but I'm gonna hug you.
Clay?
Clay?
Come here, little girl. It's got...
Come here, little girl. It's got...
Come here.
Come here.
Come in.
Come in.
Come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in. Watch your step, there.
Come on in. Watch your step, there.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Up, up.
Come on. Up, up.
Coming.
Coming.
Could be.
Could be.
Could we do it again? I think I missed it.
Could we do it again? I think I missed it.
Could you just wait outside? Play with a toy? Thank you.
Could you just wait outside? Play with a toy? Thank you.
Could you take that for me just a second? I think I've really done some damage.
Could you take that for me just a second? I think I've really done some damage.
Despite our cultural differences, I think you and I could be good friends.
Despite our cultural differences, I think you and I could be good friends.
Did you get the yucca? I know you like plants.
Did you get the yucca? I know you like plants.
Do everything from geriatrics to pediatrics.
Do everything from geriatrics to pediatrics.
Do I dare ask about dinner?
Do I dare ask about dinner?
Do you happen to have that number?
Do you happen to have that number?
Do you know where Paul is?
Do you know where Paul is?
Do you mean where they send you out into the middle of nowhere?
Do you mean where they send you out into the middle of nowhere?
Do you remember your vows to me?
Do you remember your vows to me?
Do you still love me at all?
Do you still love me at all?
Do you wanna talk?
Do you wanna talk?
Do you wanna walk with me?
Do you wanna walk with me?
Do you want me to stay tonight?
Do you want me to stay tonight?
Do you want sausage or bacon or both with your eggs and pancakes?
Do you want sausage or bacon or both with your eggs and pancakes?
Do you want to go look around and see how big this yard is?
Do you want to go look around and see how big this yard is?
Doc Simmons and the boys have a dangerous job,
Doc Simmons and the boys have a dangerous job,
Doc.
Doc.
Does he live in Ray, too?
Does he live in Ray, too?
Don't be.
Don't be.
Don't get down on yourself.
Don't get down on yourself.
Don't put your finger on the trigger till you're ready to shoot.
Don't put your finger on the trigger till you're ready to shoot.
Don't worry, they're all over town. The posters, not the bears.
Don't worry, they're all over town. The posters, not the bears.
Don't you remember? You know, we had a mouse in our apartment,
Don't you remember? You know, we had a mouse in our apartment,
Dr. Simmons' office.
Dr. Simmons' office.
Dr. Tobin is apparently the best marriage counselor in the city.
Dr. Tobin is apparently the best marriage counselor in the city.
Drop it, son. Step back away from my lawyer.
Drop it, son. Step back away from my lawyer.
Dumped him like a blushing bride at the altar.
Dumped him like a blushing bride at the altar.
Earl, I think we've become good friends.
Earl, I think we've become good friends.
Emma will be back in about an hour.
Emma will be back in about an hour.
Enjoy your breakfast.
Enjoy your breakfast.
Especially if we adopt a rodent.
Especially if we adopt a rodent.
Ever since then, a couple of times a year, they bring somebody by.
Ever since then, a couple of times a year, they bring somebody by.
Excellent. I hear it's a page turner.
Excellent. I hear it's a page turner.
Excellent. Then shall we say Daniel at 7:00?
Excellent. Then shall we say Daniel at 7:00?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Hello, Mrs. Morgan.
Excuse me. Hello, Mrs. Morgan.
Fascinating. A week ago, she was basically Amish.
Fascinating. A week ago, she was basically Amish.
Fewer people see you, the safer you are.
Fewer people see you, the safer you are.
Folks, let's give her a big hand.
Folks, let's give her a big hand.
Folks, let's have a big hand for our bull fighting clowns.
Folks, let's have a big hand for our bull fighting clowns.
Folks, we got a little treat for you today before our next bull.
Folks, we got a little treat for you today before our next bull.
For any trouble we may have caused you. You know, I know there's been
For any trouble we may have caused you. You know, I know there's been
Forever.
Forever.
Fourteen. And we know who they are.
Fourteen. And we know who they are.
Fresh coat of paint.
Fresh coat of paint.
G 46. That's G 4 6.
G 46. That's G 4 6.
Get a hold of it, relax.
Get a hold of it, relax.
Get back on, 'cause we got target practice next.
Get back on, 'cause we got target practice next.
Get their bags.
Get their bags.
Glad to see you? You bet.
Glad to see you? You bet.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go get her.
Go get her.
Go get him, boys.
Go get him, boys.
Go.
Go.
God, I was amazing.
God, I was amazing.
God!
God!
Going to a spa, you know, very quiet
Going to a spa, you know, very quiet
Good God.
Good God.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good, great. That sounds fun.
Good, great. That sounds fun.
Good.
Good.
Good. We just had a lovely meal at Annette's.
Good. We just had a lovely meal at Annette's.
Goodbye, Lucy. I hope I get to hear you on the radio soon.
Goodbye, Lucy. I hope I get to hear you on the radio soon.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Grab a bucket.
Grab a bucket.
Grab a hold of a teat.
Grab a hold of a teat.
Great. Terrific. Is there a code?
Great. Terrific. Is there a code?
Have you been a waitress a long time, Kelly?
Have you been a waitress a long time, Kelly?
Haven't you ever done anything to break the rules?
Haven't you ever done anything to break the rules?
He asked me out, we went out to dinner,
He asked me out, we went out to dinner,
He bought me a Remington.270 with a night scope and "Emma" engraved on it.
He bought me a Remington.270 with a night scope and "Emma" engraved on it.
He found you in one night, and he'll keep coming back.
He found you in one night, and he'll keep coming back.
He makes me laugh.
He makes me laugh.
He must be...
He must be...
He was wearing his vest. He'll be all right. But this guy is still out there.
He was wearing his vest. He'll be all right. But this guy is still out there.
He's also the sheriff in town.
He's also the sheriff in town.
He's at a hotel 'cause we're separated.
He's at a hotel 'cause we're separated.
He's in the box. Go, go, go.
He's in the box. Go, go, go.
Hello, Miss Pinger. Yes, from the adoption agency.
Hello, Miss Pinger. Yes, from the adoption agency.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hi, Marshal Lasky.
Hello? Hi, Marshal Lasky.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. I'm Meryl Morgan.
Hello. I'm Meryl Morgan.
Hello. It is me, your husband.
Hello. It is me, your husband.
Hello. It's Jackie Drake, Mrs. Morgan's assistant.
Hello. It's Jackie Drake, Mrs. Morgan's assistant.
Help yourself to anything in the fridge if you're hungry.
Help yourself to anything in the fridge if you're hungry.
Help!
Help!
Here are your temporary IDs.
Here are your temporary IDs.
Here comes the rain.
Here comes the rain.
Here you go. Sunny side eggs, sausage with bacon,
Here you go. Sunny side eggs, sausage with bacon,
Here, just take my truck. It's that one right there.
Here, just take my truck. It's that one right there.
Here, let's take a little visit to the giraffe room.
Here, let's take a little visit to the giraffe room.
Here's hometown trick rider Carly Ames.
Here's hometown trick rider Carly Ames.
Here's Ray.
Here's Ray.
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Hey, can I ask you a question?
Hey, excuse me.
Hey, excuse me.
Hey, folks, come on down to Ray Rodeo.
Hey, folks, come on down to Ray Rodeo.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, I just wanna say that I think what you people are doing is very brave,
Hey, I just wanna say that I think what you people are doing is very brave,
Hey, I was just looking for Emma in the house.
Hey, I was just looking for Emma in the house.
Hey, Jackie.
Hey, Jackie.
Hey, listen, I gotta go.
Hey, listen, I gotta go.
Hey, Marshal Lasky.
Hey, Marshal Lasky.
Hey, that's Clay.
Hey, that's Clay.
Hey, there's Adam and Jackie. Hi.
Hey, there's Adam and Jackie. Hi.
Hey, this is our new apartment, Rae.
Hey, this is our new apartment, Rae.
Hey, you know, I think it would just be easier
Hey, you know, I think it would just be easier
Hey! Hey! I'm not on my horse! I'm not on my horse!
Hey! Hey! I'm not on my horse! I'm not on my horse!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. I got plenty of room on my wall for another head.
Hey. I got plenty of room on my wall for another head.
Hi, Adam.
Hi, Adam.
Hi, are you...
Hi, are you...
Hi, Mike.
Hi, Mike.
Hi, Trish. This is Meryl Foster... I'm sorry, Meryl Morgan calling. I just...
Hi, Trish. This is Meryl Foster... I'm sorry, Meryl Morgan calling. I just...
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Are you asleep?
Hi. Are you asleep?
Hi. I'm Meryl Foster. I'm Clay's cousin.
Hi. I'm Meryl Foster. I'm Clay's cousin.
Hi. So I guess your guy's already here,
Hi. So I guess your guy's already here,
Hi. You've reached Meryl Morgan. I can't take your call right now,
Hi. You've reached Meryl Morgan. I can't take your call right now,
Hi. You've reached Meryl Morgan. I can't take your call right now,
Hi. You've reached Meryl Morgan. I can't take your call right now,
Hold on, just one moment. Yes, go ahead.
Hold on, just one moment. Yes, go ahead.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Home fries, homemade biscuits and country gravy.
Home fries, homemade biscuits and country gravy.
Honestly, I can get by with a little less love for a while. Maybe years.
Honestly, I can get by with a little less love for a while. Maybe years.
How did you two patch things up, if I might ask?
How did you two patch things up, if I might ask?
How many children do you have?
How many children do you have?
How many? Let me see, I have... Well, I have zero.
How many? Let me see, I have... Well, I have zero.
How's your arm feeling?
How's your arm feeling?
How's your foot?
How's your foot?
Howdy do? I'm Earl Granger. My granddaughter, Lucy.
Howdy do? I'm Earl Granger. My granddaughter, Lucy.
Howdy, Fosters.
Howdy, Fosters.
Howdy, Fosters. How are you tonight?
Howdy, Fosters. How are you tonight?
Howdy. Hope I didn't wake you.
Howdy. Hope I didn't wake you.
Hurry, get that. Get the phone.
Hurry, get that. Get the phone.
I 18.
I 18.
I always wanna talk.
I always wanna talk.
I am just very touched that that would've bothered you.
I am just very touched that that would've bothered you.
I am more than willing to hurt myself. Or would you prefer to do it?
I am more than willing to hurt myself. Or would you prefer to do it?
I am so sorry for nearly curing an incurable romantic.
I am so sorry for nearly curing an incurable romantic.
I am told it is the only place to eat in town. Literally.
I am told it is the only place to eat in town. Literally.
I bet I sound really stable right now, right?
I bet I sound really stable right now, right?
I called the Gotham Adoption Agency.
I called the Gotham Adoption Agency.
I can push Mr. Rabelais to 9:00
I can push Mr. Rabelais to 9:00
I can't believe this is happening.
I can't believe this is happening.
I can't commit to spending the rest of my life with my husband.
I can't commit to spending the rest of my life with my husband.
I can't get any bites on her house.
I can't get any bites on her house.
I can't get by on nursing. There's just not enough sick people in town.
I can't get by on nursing. There's just not enough sick people in town.
I can't leave. I can't leave. I have a company to run.
I can't leave. I can't leave. I have a company to run.
I declare.
I declare.
I did specify that they shouldn't leave it if you weren't home,
I did specify that they shouldn't leave it if you weren't home,
I didn't know what to do. There were all these meetings that were set,
I didn't know what to do. There were all these meetings that were set,
I didn't need to hear that.
I didn't need to hear that.
I didn't.
I didn't.
I don't even like Connecticut.
I don't even like Connecticut.
I don't find them funny,
I don't find them funny,
I don't have a gun!
I don't have a gun!
I don't hear much helping going on over there.
I don't hear much helping going on over there.
I don't know how many times I'm supposed to say it.
I don't know how many times I'm supposed to say it.
I don't know how you do things in Chicago, I never been there,
I don't know how you do things in Chicago, I never been there,
I don't know if I can sort of love you or love you a little.
I don't know if I can sort of love you or love you a little.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I find her theory kind of depressing, don't you?
I don't know. I find her theory kind of depressing, don't you?
I don't know. I'm...
I don't know. I'm...
I don't know. You can buy a black hole.
I don't know. You can buy a black hole.
I don't mean permanent. I mean official site.
I don't mean permanent. I mean official site.
I don't need it till tomorrow. Door's open, key's inside.
I don't need it till tomorrow. Door's open, key's inside.
I don't think I can walk.
I don't think I can walk.
I feel my organs shutting down one by one.
I feel my organs shutting down one by one.
I filed for adoption two months ago.
I filed for adoption two months ago.
I get it.
I get it.
I give up, Clay. You're too good.
I give up, Clay. You're too good.
I googled her.
I googled her.
I got news for you, Sheriff. Your cousin, here, is a vegetarian.
I got news for you, Sheriff. Your cousin, here, is a vegetarian.
I hate to interrupt that, but you have to see this.
I hate to interrupt that, but you have to see this.
I have a lot of packing to do.
I have a lot of packing to do.
I have ever been with or ever wish to be with.
I have ever been with or ever wish to be with.
I have not heard you talk that much in...
I have not heard you talk that much in...
I have to go. I have the meeting.
I have to go. I have the meeting.
I hope you'll be real comfortable here with us.
I hope you'll be real comfortable here with us.
I hope you're getting the gifts. I know they're not all perfect.
I hope you're getting the gifts. I know they're not all perfect.
I just have one more little thing.
I just have one more little thing.
I just want to point out a few things.
I just want to point out a few things.
I knew you'd be a great father.
I knew you'd be a great father.
I know exactly how you feel.
I know exactly how you feel.
I know exactly what you were thinking.
I know exactly what you were thinking.
I know it's been a rough night, so get some rest,
I know it's been a rough night, so get some rest,
I know it's none of my business,
I know it's none of my business,
I know what you're thinking, the clock is ticking, right?
I know what you're thinking, the clock is ticking, right?
I know! I'm so looking forward to that.
I know! I'm so looking forward to that.
I lost all physical fear.
I lost all physical fear.
I love them. Do you hunt, Meryl?
I love them. Do you hunt, Meryl?
I love you, Meryl.
I love you, Meryl.
I made a mistake, yours seems just a little bit more like revenge.
I made a mistake, yours seems just a little bit more like revenge.
I made a terrible mistake. I love you.
I made a terrible mistake. I love you.
I mean, do you... Do you not know me at all?
I mean, do you... Do you not know me at all?
I mean, if you're planning on having a baby, this is the most magical place.
I mean, if you're planning on having a baby, this is the most magical place.
I mean, isn't that just the height of hypocrisy?
I mean, isn't that just the height of hypocrisy?
I mean, isn't this what screwed us up in the first place, not talking?
I mean, isn't this what screwed us up in the first place, not talking?
I mean, just, you know, just off of the top of my head,
I mean, just, you know, just off of the top of my head,
I mean, not me, specifically. I'm an agnostic.
I mean, not me, specifically. I'm an agnostic.
I mean, we'd leave? That's crazy. That's nuts. Is that what you're suggesting?
I mean, we'd leave? That's crazy. That's nuts. Is that what you're suggesting?
I mean, you meet lots of women. You're always at lunches and meetings, so,
I mean, you meet lots of women. You're always at lunches and meetings, so,
I might be God knows where.
I might be God knows where.
I might be relocating, I might be in New York,
I might be relocating, I might be in New York,
I must say, I'd imagined Ray to be, you know, less modern.
I must say, I'd imagined Ray to be, you know, less modern.
I quite like that. I quite like that.
I quite like that. I quite like that.
I read the cover. That pretty much summed it up.
I read the cover. That pretty much summed it up.
I recommend you both enter the Witness Relocation Program.
I recommend you both enter the Witness Relocation Program.
I saw a photo of a young man. Is that your son?
I saw a photo of a young man. Is that your son?
I see many happy years ahead of you.
I see many happy years ahead of you.
I should just point out that even if you kill me,
I should just point out that even if you kill me,
I slept with someone else, and I'm sorry.
I slept with someone else, and I'm sorry.
I slept with someone else.
I slept with someone else.
I sort of believe you.
I sort of believe you.
I still don't entirely understand what you're doing here.
I still don't entirely understand what you're doing here.
I stole his crumpet.
I stole his crumpet.
I text with my right hand. I cut, right? I cut cake with my left hand.
I text with my right hand. I cut, right? I cut cake with my left hand.
I think I'm gonna pass on the rodeo. Sorry.
I think I'm gonna pass on the rodeo. Sorry.
I think maybe the chair that's sitting on the front lawn,
I think maybe the chair that's sitting on the front lawn,
I think that you should treat it as a vacation, a welcome break in your busy schedule.
I think that you should treat it as a vacation, a welcome break in your busy schedule.
I think that's about it for me.
I think that's about it for me.
I think we should go to the official site together.
I think we should go to the official site together.
I think we're probably pretty much done here,
I think we're probably pretty much done here,
I think you are being completely irrational.
I think you are being completely irrational.
I think you might actually be on here.
I think you might actually be on here.
I think you'll find it's my turn.
I think you'll find it's my turn.
I thought Disneyland was the friendliest place on Earth.
I thought Disneyland was the friendliest place on Earth.
I thought I could actually hear my cells dividing.
I thought I could actually hear my cells dividing.
I thought it was sleeping with other people, but maybe you're right. Yes.
I thought it was sleeping with other people, but maybe you're right. Yes.
I thought you were kidding.
I thought you were kidding.
I told Doc that I would help him with his house today, you know.
I told Doc that I would help him with his house today, you know.
I took a self defense course. I got an A in Tasering.
I took a self defense course. I got an A in Tasering.
I understand. I will. I promise.
I understand. I will. I promise.
I want you to expect everything from me.
I want you to expect everything from me.
I wanted to call and just say hello,
I wanted to call and just say hello,
I was confused. I was an idiot. I was wrong.
I was confused. I was an idiot. I was wrong.
I was feeling guilty the whole time, and her perfume smelled a bit like a burrito.
I was feeling guilty the whole time, and her perfume smelled a bit like a burrito.
I was feeling, you know, just hurt and rejected.
I was feeling, you know, just hurt and rejected.
I was just calling to thank you so much for everything that you've done for me,
I was just calling to thank you so much for everything that you've done for me,
I was just wondering, would you mind terribly
I was just wondering, would you mind terribly
I was so disappointed when I found out.
I was so disappointed when I found out.
I was telling you to ease up on her teat.
I was telling you to ease up on her teat.
I was the one who suggested adoption in the first place.
I was the one who suggested adoption in the first place.
I was upset about us.
I was upset about us.
I will pay.
I will pay.
I wish I had thought of the cows thing. That's good.
I wish I had thought of the cows thing. That's good.
I wish that as an older, wiser couple,
I wish that as an older, wiser couple,
I wish there was some way we could help them.
I wish there was some way we could help them.
I wondered if we might also discuss the whole business of separate sites.
I wondered if we might also discuss the whole business of separate sites.
I would say it was the mouse.
I would say it was the mouse.
I would sleep with someone to hurt you?
I would sleep with someone to hurt you?
I'd be fine on a couch. And do you have cable?
I'd be fine on a couch. And do you have cable?
I'd really prefer it if you'd not tell me what I think.
I'd really prefer it if you'd not tell me what I think.
I'll talk at lunch, dinner, brunch, snack time.
I'll talk at lunch, dinner, brunch, snack time.
I'm a New Yorker. You know, I was born here. This is my home.
I'm a New Yorker. You know, I was born here. This is my home.
I'm a real estate broker.
I'm a real estate broker.
I'm actually in court. I have a man...
I'm actually in court. I have a man...
I'm going back to find this guy. Good luck.
I'm going back to find this guy. Good luck.
I'm gonna give you 24 hour protection at your apartment anyway.
I'm gonna give you 24 hour protection at your apartment anyway.
I'm gonna have to give you two an NRA class.
I'm gonna have to give you two an NRA class.
I'm gonna lose my job. Without him, I'm superfluous.
I'm gonna lose my job. Without him, I'm superfluous.
I'm Jackie, Mrs. Morgan's assistant. She's not in today.
I'm Jackie, Mrs. Morgan's assistant. She's not in today.
I'm just gonna cock the gun for you.
I'm just gonna cock the gun for you.
I'm just...
I'm just...
I'm looking for two friends of mine, Paul and Meryl.
I'm looking for two friends of mine, Paul and Meryl.
I'm Meryl, trust me.
I'm Meryl, trust me.
I'm not done with my dessert yet.
I'm not done with my dessert yet.
I'm not sure a black hole sends exactly the right message
I'm not sure a black hole sends exactly the right message
I'm quoting here from the article. I have five copies.
I'm quoting here from the article. I have five copies.
I'm so disappointed,
I'm so disappointed,
I'm so honored to be here tonight on behalf of Park Avenue Realty.
I'm so honored to be here tonight on behalf of Park Avenue Realty.
I'm sorry, I don't mean to drag our personal problems into this,
I'm sorry, I don't mean to drag our personal problems into this,
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm still not following you.
I'm still not following you.
I'm thinking.
I'm thinking.
I'm wavering, honestly.
I'm wavering, honestly.
I'm your cousin.
I'm your cousin.
I'm... What am I? I'm a little bit surprised, I suppose.
I'm... What am I? I'm a little bit surprised, I suppose.
I've always dreamed about Chicago.
I've always dreamed about Chicago.
I've got my financials clear back to 1953.
I've got my financials clear back to 1953.
I've gotta swing by there anyway.
I've gotta swing by there anyway.
I've had bagels in other parts of the country.
I've had bagels in other parts of the country.
I've never been to a Bargain Barn.
I've never been to a Bargain Barn.
I've never seen anything like it in New York outside the Planetarium.
I've never seen anything like it in New York outside the Planetarium.
If it is, I feel safer already.
If it is, I feel safer already.
If Jackie and Adam spoke to each other.
If Jackie and Adam spoke to each other.
If we're ever attacked by a bear in Central Park,
If we're ever attacked by a bear in Central Park,
If you are in fact Meryl. I can't really see, I'm sorry.
If you are in fact Meryl. I can't really see, I'm sorry.
If you think he can handle it. Well...
If you think he can handle it. Well...
If you're busy, I can come back later.
If you're busy, I can come back later.
If you're gonna be mad, be mad,
If you're gonna be mad, be mad,
In the meantime, we put you in a temporary spot
In the meantime, we put you in a temporary spot
Is everything all right? Did we do something wrong?
Is everything all right? Did we do something wrong?
Is it gonna be much longer? Because my husband is very uncomfortable.
Is it gonna be much longer? Because my husband is very uncomfortable.
Is it? Is it really? Sorry, it was stupid of me.
Is it? Is it really? Sorry, it was stupid of me.
Is she around? I just wanted to talk to her.
Is she around? I just wanted to talk to her.
Is she? Well, that's great. That's lovely. Good.
Is she? Well, that's great. That's lovely. Good.
Is that amazing?
Is that amazing?
Is that anywhere near Phil, Wyoming?
Is that anywhere near Phil, Wyoming?
Is that helpful? Is that constructive? Is that mature?
Is that helpful? Is that constructive? Is that mature?
Is that him?
Is that him?
Is that right?
Is that right?
Is that right? That's great news.
Is that right? That's great news.
Is that something?
Is that something?
Isn't it amazing that she slept the whole flight?
Isn't it amazing that she slept the whole flight?
Isn't this a beautiful view? You could pay for this whole apartment
Isn't this a beautiful view? You could pay for this whole apartment
Isn't this...
Isn't this...
It is possible that I did drag my feet a little bit.
It is possible that I did drag my feet a little bit.
It is, it is.
It is, it is.
It just happened once.
It just happened once.
It looks very, very comfortable,
It looks very, very comfortable,
It smells good.
It smells good.
It was from the carousel in Central Park, but still, you know.
It was from the carousel in Central Park, but still, you know.
It was nothing. It was nothing. It was really nothing. It was...
It was nothing. It was nothing. It was really nothing. It was...
It was probably like, you know,
It was probably like, you know,
It wasn't every second of every day. I just wanted to be a mother.
It wasn't every second of every day. I just wanted to be a mother.
It would be so much easier if I could just make myself forget.
It would be so much easier if I could just make myself forget.
It'll be funny if this one comes out Chinese, as well.
It'll be funny if this one comes out Chinese, as well.
It's $75, and you get a celestial map and a certificate.
It's $75, and you get a celestial map and a certificate.
It's a store. It's a real store.
It's a store. It's a real store.
It's a tiny little bruise. Wouldn't hurt a schoolgirl.
It's a tiny little bruise. Wouldn't hurt a schoolgirl.
It's all about bulk.
It's all about bulk.
It's all about people's expectations that their spouse will be the answer
It's all about people's expectations that their spouse will be the answer
It's been a while since we dined together. And I hope...
It's been a while since we dined together. And I hope...
It's coming back now, though. What in God's name was I thinking?
It's coming back now, though. What in God's name was I thinking?
It's fine, it's fine, I think I got the picture.
It's fine, it's fine, I think I got the picture.
It's huge.
It's huge.
It's just...
It's just...
It's like that book, Men Are From Mars, and Women Are From Venus.
It's like that book, Men Are From Mars, and Women Are From Venus.
It's mature. I don't know if it's "mature."
It's mature. I don't know if it's "mature."
It's not important.
It's not important.
It's not right. Look, it's two for one.
It's not right. Look, it's two for one.
It's not so bad. Most people in Ray have two jobs. Some have three.
It's not so bad. Most people in Ray have two jobs. Some have three.
It's not, by any chance, Dr. Tobin, is it?
It's not, by any chance, Dr. Tobin, is it?
It's nothing. It's nothing. I just went to the doc 'cause Meryl was so worried.
It's nothing. It's nothing. I just went to the doc 'cause Meryl was so worried.
It's okay. Never mind.
It's okay. Never mind.
It's overcast with 100% chance of precipitation.
It's overcast with 100% chance of precipitation.
It's Shakespeare, from our wedding.
It's Shakespeare, from our wedding.
It's the one we had to get
It's the one we had to get
It's the perfect combination of classic architecture
It's the perfect combination of classic architecture
Jackie, did you hear about the Morgans?
Jackie, did you hear about the Morgans?
Jackie, how very nice. How are you?
Jackie, how very nice. How are you?
John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, mostly.
John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, mostly.
Just by charging people to come and look at this.
Just by charging people to come and look at this.
Just for bargains. Actually, I'm a member of PETA.
Just for bargains. Actually, I'm a member of PETA.
Just relax. Find your target. Take a deep breath. Squeeze easy.
Just relax. Find your target. Take a deep breath. Squeeze easy.
Just sit. Just sit.
Just sit. Just sit.
Just what you needed, hon. A couple more guns.
Just what you needed, hon. A couple more guns.
Keep your dancing shoes on 'cause now we're gonna kick it.
Keep your dancing shoes on 'cause now we're gonna kick it.
Keep your finger off the trigger till you're ready.
Keep your finger off the trigger till you're ready.
Larry? Are you serious?
Larry? Are you serious?
Larry.
Larry.
Laughing together over your little inside New York jokes.
Laughing together over your little inside New York jokes.
Laughter really is the best medicine.
Laughter really is the best medicine.
Let me help you there, Mr. Foster. Say, do you like stickers?
Let me help you there, Mr. Foster. Say, do you like stickers?
Let's go next door to the exam room.
Let's go next door to the exam room.
Let's go, come on!
Let's go, come on!
Let's just stay logical
Let's just stay logical
Let's see about getting you something warm.
Let's see about getting you something warm.
Let's see if Tom can break that streak.
Let's see if Tom can break that streak.
Like "B dash 4 and after."
Like "B dash 4 and after."
Like some crazy, neurotic woodpecker
Like some crazy, neurotic woodpecker
Listen, that's not a problem. That is not a problem.
Listen, that's not a problem. That is not a problem.
Listen, while I am speaking honestly,
Listen, while I am speaking honestly,
Location, location, location.
Location, location, location.
Look at that. Do you see that?
Look at that. Do you see that?
Look, I figured if she said something, I was gonna...
Look, I figured if she said something, I was gonna...
Look, I just think we should give Dr. Tobin a chance.
Look, I just think we should give Dr. Tobin a chance.
Look, I just want to talk. I'll talk now, I'll talk later, I'll talk tomorrow.
Look, I just want to talk. I'll talk now, I'll talk later, I'll talk tomorrow.
Look, just tell me what to do. Tell me.
Look, just tell me what to do. Tell me.
Look, Paul, I know how hard you're trying. Really, I do. I'm not completely oblivious.
Look, Paul, I know how hard you're trying. Really, I do. I'm not completely oblivious.
Look, we both made mistakes.
Look, we both made mistakes.
Looks like old Buster won another round.
Looks like old Buster won another round.
Lt'd be weeks and it would be cold!
Lt'd be weeks and it would be cold!
Luckily, I called ahead and got a table near the mayonnaise.
Luckily, I called ahead and got a table near the mayonnaise.
Lucy.
Lucy.
Marriage doesn't make any sense!
Marriage doesn't make any sense!
Marshal Wheeler will take good care of you.
Marshal Wheeler will take good care of you.
May I?
May I?
Maybe it wasn't the fragrance. Maybe she just smells like a burrito.
Maybe it wasn't the fragrance. Maybe she just smells like a burrito.
Maybe not as much as I should've done, and I'm very sorry about that.
Maybe not as much as I should've done, and I'm very sorry about that.
Meryl Foster?
Meryl Foster?
Meryl Morgan's office. She's not in today.
Meryl Morgan's office. She's not in today.
Meryl, you're Clay's cousin from Chicago.
Meryl, you're Clay's cousin from Chicago.
Meryl?
Meryl?
Meryl. Meryl. Meryl. Meryl.
Meryl. Meryl. Meryl. Meryl.
Meryl's doing a showing at 7:00 for Mr. Rabelais.
Meryl's doing a showing at 7:00 for Mr. Rabelais.
Missed.
Missed.
Mister...
Mister...
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning.
Morning. Morning.
Morning. Morning.
Mr. and Mrs. Morgan, we're ready for you.
Mr. and Mrs. Morgan, we're ready for you.
Mr. Morgan, I have the depositions on the Anderson case for you.
Mr. Morgan, I have the depositions on the Anderson case for you.
Mr. Morgan, Marshal Ferber.
Mr. Morgan, Marshal Ferber.
Mr. Morgan.
Mr. Morgan.
Mr. Rabelais?
Mr. Rabelais?
Mrs. Morgan, I have your car right over here.
Mrs. Morgan, I have your car right over here.
Murdered five people before he turned state's evidence.
Murdered five people before he turned state's evidence.
Must've been a big decision for you.
Must've been a big decision for you.
My God, it's amazing how many stars.
My God, it's amazing how many stars.
My God, you're a scared little man.
My God, you're a scared little man.
My God.
My God.
My husband and I are separated.
My husband and I are separated.
My mom is getting on and she's moving in with me.
My mom is getting on and she's moving in with me.
My wife and I see someone once a week.
My wife and I see someone once a week.
My wife is a member of PETA. I have been meaning to join.
My wife is a member of PETA. I have been meaning to join.
N. N 32.
N. N 32.
Never a fire when you need one.
Never a fire when you need one.
Next thing you'll be telling us you're Democrats.
Next thing you'll be telling us you're Democrats.
Next up is B 4. B 4.
Next up is B 4. B 4.
Next up is Tom willet.
Next up is Tom willet.
Nice riding, Carly. Thank you.
Nice riding, Carly. Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice try, cowboy.
Nice try, cowboy.
Night, night. Night, everyone.
Night, night. Night, everyone.
Night.
Night.
Night.
Night.
No problem.
No problem.
No, he married a girl from Omaha so he moved to the big city.
No, he married a girl from Omaha so he moved to the big city.
No, I don't think so, ma'am.
No, I don't think so, ma'am.
No, I know you're not.
No, I know you're not.
No, I'm not. I'm gonna go 'round. Hang on.
No, I'm not. I'm gonna go 'round. Hang on.
No, ma'am. And you can ask every 5 minutes.
No, ma'am. And you can ask every 5 minutes.
No, no, 'cause I'm a lousy sleeper anyway. Really.
No, no, 'cause I'm a lousy sleeper anyway. Really.
No, no, no, I'm taking the day off tomorrow, so you do not need to come in.
No, no, no, I'm taking the day off tomorrow, so you do not need to come in.
No, no, no. 'Cause I got two more cans.
No, no, no. 'Cause I got two more cans.
No, no, no. Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth.
No, no, no. Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth.
No, no, not you. You. What are your thoughts?
No, no, not you. You. What are your thoughts?
No, no. I am sorry.
No, no. I am sorry.
No, no. I think I'm gonna be fine with Marshal Henderson.
No, no. I think I'm gonna be fine with Marshal Henderson.
No, no. Unless you do.
No, no. Unless you do.
No, not me. I had my fill on the forced out of New York flight.
No, not me. I had my fill on the forced out of New York flight.
No, she's perfect.
No, she's perfect.
No, sorry. No offense, Windy, but I'm allergic to you.
No, sorry. No offense, Windy, but I'm allergic to you.
No, this is the Dr. Simmons in Ray, Wyoming.
No, this is the Dr. Simmons in Ray, Wyoming.
No.
No.
No. Everything's okay.
No. Everything's okay.
No. No, you don't.
No. No, you don't.
No. Trying to contact somebody back home's just too big a risk.
No. Trying to contact somebody back home's just too big a risk.
Nope. Never held a gun before in my life.
Nope. Never held a gun before in my life.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all. He was just leaving.
Not at all. He was just leaving.
Not brilliantly. It's very, very quiet, isn't it?
Not brilliantly. It's very, very quiet, isn't it?
Now that we're on the jet, can you tell us where we're going?
Now that we're on the jet, can you tell us where we're going?
Now they want me to retire.
Now they want me to retire.
Now, listen.
Now, listen.
Now, that's impressive. I've never turned my oven on.
Now, that's impressive. I've never turned my oven on.
Now, when that gun goes off, it's gonna kick back
Now, when that gun goes off, it's gonna kick back
Now, where are we on the star front?
Now, where are we on the star front?
Of course I heard. I'm totally devastated.
Of course I heard. I'm totally devastated.
Of course they haven't got cashmere.
Of course they haven't got cashmere.
Of natural causes, or is he...
Of natural causes, or is he...
Oh, and you know that kitchen wall?
Oh, and you know that kitchen wall?
Oh, God, I can't breathe. The air is too clean. Oh, my God.
Oh, God, I can't breathe. The air is too clean. Oh, my God.
Oh, God, I had this...
Oh, God, I had this...
Oh, God, I'm going mad! I can't take it!
Oh, God, I'm going mad! I can't take it!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Come on, honey, let's just go.
Oh, God. Come on, honey, let's just go.
Oh, God. Do you know how long it would take to order Chinese?
Oh, God. Do you know how long it would take to order Chinese?
Oh, hello, Adam, I've missed you.
Oh, hello, Adam, I've missed you.
Oh, look at him. He's a mess. He should see a doctor.
Oh, look at him. He's a mess. He should see a doctor.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, man, come on. I have apologized for that so many times.
Oh, man, come on. I have apologized for that so many times.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Bingo!
Oh, my God. Bingo!
Oh, my God. I'm out of bullets.
Oh, my God. I'm out of bullets.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I am so sorry. It was a reflex.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I am so sorry. It was a reflex.
Oh, my God. We're never gonna get away from him.
Oh, my God. We're never gonna get away from him.
Oh, no, I don't wanna go. I just always dream about it.
Oh, no, I don't wanna go. I just always dream about it.
Oh, no, I know who she is. I found her duplex on Madison.
Oh, no, I know who she is. I found her duplex on Madison.
Oh, no, I'm fine. I'll wait here.
Oh, no, I'm fine. I'll wait here.
Oh, no, then we are lost. All right, I'm going to turn right up here.
Oh, no, then we are lost. All right, I'm going to turn right up here.
Oh, no. Actually, I sprayed him. I mean, unintentionally, of course.
Oh, no. Actually, I sprayed him. I mean, unintentionally, of course.
Oh, no. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't do this.
Oh, no. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't do this.
Oh, no. No. I didn't really sleep. It's too quiet here.
Oh, no. No. I didn't really sleep. It's too quiet here.
Oh, shit. Just, shit.
Oh, shit. Just, shit.
Oh, that is mature, yes. Mock my accent. Mock my heritage.
Oh, that is mature, yes. Mock my accent. Mock my heritage.
Oh, the Fosters.
Oh, the Fosters.
Oh. No, no, thanks. I'm actually a vegetarian.
Oh. No, no, thanks. I'm actually a vegetarian.
Okay, bye.
Okay, bye.
Okay, I'm just gonna put you on hold. Okay.
Okay, I'm just gonna put you on hold. Okay.
Okay, look, I know you always wanted us to go and I procrastinated,
Okay, look, I know you always wanted us to go and I procrastinated,
Okay, look, you see that woman?
Okay, look, you see that woman?
Okay, okay. I get it.
Okay, okay. I get it.
Okay, okay. Okay.
Okay, okay. Okay.
Okay, so go down this road, and when you see the broken fence, make a right.
Okay, so go down this road, and when you see the broken fence, make a right.
Okay, stop, stop, stop. Now, listen to me. Listen to me.
Okay, stop, stop, stop. Now, listen to me. Listen to me.
Okay, then.
Okay, then.
Okay, we gotta find Clay.
Okay, we gotta find Clay.
Okay, we're gonna do it like this. Line it up through the sights to the can.
Okay, we're gonna do it like this. Line it up through the sights to the can.
Okay, well, the problem is, I don't really practice that kind of law.
Okay, well, the problem is, I don't really practice that kind of law.
Okay, Windy, go.
Okay, Windy, go.
Okay, you're right. Okay.
Okay, you're right. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. "Avoid direct eye contact, and speak in a soft monotone."
Okay. "Avoid direct eye contact, and speak in a soft monotone."
Okay. And the Lerners recommended her.
Okay. And the Lerners recommended her.
Okay. Let's have a look see here.
Okay. Let's have a look see here.
Okay. Oh, God. Okay. Well, "Keep calm."
Okay. Oh, God. Okay. Well, "Keep calm."
Okay. Okay. Well, you know what?
Okay. Okay. Well, you know what?
Okay. Well, I suppose this is it.
Okay. Well, I suppose this is it.
Okay. Well, let's go home.
Okay. Well, let's go home.
Old Killer's living up to his name today.
Old Killer's living up to his name today.
Once.
Once.
Or not. It's completely up to you.
Or not. It's completely up to you.
Or see our friends, or sit on the Great Lawn reading The New York Times,
Or see our friends, or sit on the Great Lawn reading The New York Times,
Or talking about reproducing every second of every day.
Or talking about reproducing every second of every day.
Or watch Shakespeare in the Park, or go to Nobu, or order Chinese.
Or watch Shakespeare in the Park, or go to Nobu, or order Chinese.
Or we could just send them to Ray for the weekend.
Or we could just send them to Ray for the weekend.
Ow!
Ow!
Paul?
Paul?
Paul?
Paul?
People probably get them confused all the time.
People probably get them confused all the time.
Perfect, but nameless.
Perfect, but nameless.
Pie eating contest, great barbecue.
Pie eating contest, great barbecue.
Please leave a message.
Please leave a message.
Please listen to me. You cannot call that number.
Please listen to me. You cannot call that number.
Probably can't believe you were gonna help me adopt a baby.
Probably can't believe you were gonna help me adopt a baby.
Progress.
Progress.
Protecting these bull riding cowboys.
Protecting these bull riding cowboys.
Put your bucket under there. Get that stool.
Put your bucket under there. Get that stool.
Quite a big welt.
Quite a big welt.
Rae.
Rae.
Ray is the friendliest place.
Ray is the friendliest place.
Ray, Wyoming.
Ray, Wyoming.
Ready to go?
Ready to go?
Really well. Yes. I made him such a beautiful will, he asked me to kill him.
Really well. Yes. I made him such a beautiful will, he asked me to kill him.
Really, and it was just because I was just...
Really, and it was just because I was just...
Really, I can't. I'm, you know...
Really, I can't. I'm, you know...
Really, thank you for everything, and remember my wood chopping tips.
Really, thank you for everything, and remember my wood chopping tips.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really? That's what you're worried about?
Really? That's what you're worried about?
Right here, look at that.
Right here, look at that.
Right, so why don't we just let him explain that bit.
Right, so why don't we just let him explain that bit.
Right, we're selling the place. Thanks so much for telling me.
Right, we're selling the place. Thanks so much for telling me.
Right. All right.
Right. All right.
Right. So, who runs my business?
Right. So, who runs my business?
Ringer!
Ringer!
Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
Same here.
Same here.
Say, would you like to come along, Mrs. Foster?
Say, would you like to come along, Mrs. Foster?
Scuttle.
Scuttle.
Second big rock?
Second big rock?
See that woman? Guess what's in those bags?
See that woman? Guess what's in those bags?
See you tomorrow.
See you tomorrow.
See, her dad's sick, and her mother's off to the Army.
See, her dad's sick, and her mother's off to the Army.
Shall we say 7:30? It's a place called Annette's.
Shall we say 7:30? It's a place called Annette's.
She could be Midtown Tunnel Morgan.
She could be Midtown Tunnel Morgan.
She divorced him about 10 years ago. He doesn't want to repaint.
She divorced him about 10 years ago. He doesn't want to repaint.
She doesn't need to hear this.
She doesn't need to hear this.
She is.
She is.
She's gone into Cody for supplies. She'll be back in about an hour.
She's gone into Cody for supplies. She'll be back in about an hour.
She's gonna be the next American Idol.
She's gonna be the next American Idol.
She's pretty.
She's pretty.
She's reserved. I don't know, a bit cynical. You know.
She's reserved. I don't know, a bit cynical. You know.
She's the president of the firm. Nothing happens here without her,
She's the president of the firm. Nothing happens here without her,
Sheriff, your life just got a whole lot simpler.
Sheriff, your life just got a whole lot simpler.
Shit!
Shit!
Should be easy. He's wearing a cowboy hat.
Should be easy. He's wearing a cowboy hat.
Show them, it's not bearing, so you can take it down.
Show them, it's not bearing, so you can take it down.
So am I. Except mine's "People for Eating Tasty Animals."
So am I. Except mine's "People for Eating Tasty Animals."
So did yours, babe.
So did yours, babe.
So how do you want to handle the sleeping arrangements, then?
So how do you want to handle the sleeping arrangements, then?
So I don't know if you guys wanna go inside, kind of get a lay of the land.
So I don't know if you guys wanna go inside, kind of get a lay of the land.
So I guess that is about it.
So I guess that is about it.
So I just packed a ton of underwear and a strapless gown.
So I just packed a ton of underwear and a strapless gown.
So I wanted to tell them that I couldn't go through with it now.
So I wanted to tell them that I couldn't go through with it now.
So I'll talk to you later.
So I'll talk to you later.
So I'm just gonna go and shower, and I'll see you later, and have fun.
So I'm just gonna go and shower, and I'll see you later, and have fun.
So if you don't catch this guy,
So if you don't catch this guy,
So is Marshal Henderson okay?
So is Marshal Henderson okay?
So leave a message and have a great day. Thanks.
So leave a message and have a great day. Thanks.
So leave a message and have a great day. Thanks.
So leave a message and have a great day. Thanks.
So Rabelais was working with us to capture this man,
So Rabelais was working with us to capture this man,
So sorry. Sorry. I don't have a gun. No gun.
So sorry. Sorry. I don't have a gun. No gun.
So that leaves it up to old Grandpa to look after her.
So that leaves it up to old Grandpa to look after her.
So that means that you have Internet? You're online?
So that means that you have Internet? You're online?
So that's why I've never been to one.
So that's why I've never been to one.
So which of these are skim?
So which of these are skim?
So you don't point it at another person or your own foot.
So you don't point it at another person or your own foot.
So you're a lawyer.
So you're a lawyer.
So, I really just wanted to apologize
So, I really just wanted to apologize
So, let's see if we can't take care of that boo boo in your eye, Mr. Foster.
So, let's see if we can't take care of that boo boo in your eye, Mr. Foster.
So, what's she like?
So, what's she like?
So, you know, I have to do a showing tonight,
So, you know, I have to do a showing tonight,
So, you sprayed yourself with bear spray, Mr. Foster.
So, you sprayed yourself with bear spray, Mr. Foster.
So, you two are gonna be our last.
So, you two are gonna be our last.
So...
So...
So...
So...
Something about his brother.
Something about his brother.
Something has gone terribly wrong.
Something has gone terribly wrong.
Something I never expected to hear you say.
Something I never expected to hear you say.
Sometimes that doesn't even help.
Sometimes that doesn't even help.
Somewhat redundant.
Somewhat redundant.
Soothing. Soothing, soothing.
Soothing. Soothing, soothing.
Sorry, a bit out of practice.
Sorry, a bit out of practice.
Sorry, my mistake.
Sorry, my mistake.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Silly.
Sorry. Silly.
Sorry. You never know. I mean, you just have...
Sorry. You never know. I mean, you just have...
Sort of.
Sort of.
Speaking of New York, have you heard anything?
Speaking of New York, have you heard anything?
Stop pushing the buttons.
Stop pushing the buttons.
Stronger, better and more powerful than ever before?
Stronger, better and more powerful than ever before?
Sure, send him back.
Sure, send him back.
Sure, there's a Bargain Barn.
Sure, there's a Bargain Barn.
Switch partners!
Switch partners!
Take care.
Take care.
Talking of which, I must get back to work.
Talking of which, I must get back to work.
Temperature really drops around here at night.
Temperature really drops around here at night.
Thank you for being honest.
Thank you for being honest.
Thank you so much, Miss Pinger. All right.
Thank you so much, Miss Pinger. All right.
Thank you to Jimmy, my waiter, at table number two. Yes, you.
Thank you to Jimmy, my waiter, at table number two. Yes, you.
Thank you, hello.
Thank you, hello.
Thank you, Marshal. Thank you.
Thank you, Marshal. Thank you.
Thank you, Ray!
Thank you, Ray!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. And listen, if you're ever in New York...
Thank you. And listen, if you're ever in New York...
Thank you. Do you mind? Do you mind?
Thank you. Do you mind? Do you mind?
Thank you. I mean, if there's, you know, any place that's open.
Thank you. I mean, if there's, you know, any place that's open.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thanks for coming. Just while we're standing here,
Thanks for coming. Just while we're standing here,
Thanks, I appreciate that.
Thanks, I appreciate that.
Thanks. Yeah, we killed all these animals ourselves.
Thanks. Yeah, we killed all these animals ourselves.
That is good news, Vincent. We'll meet tomorrow on the island.
That is good news, Vincent. We'll meet tomorrow on the island.
That is quite a beautiful view.
That is quite a beautiful view.
That is the great thing about being a doctor in a small town. You see it all.
That is the great thing about being a doctor in a small town. You see it all.
That stuff you're talking about isn't easy.
That stuff you're talking about isn't easy.
That they would not have let us raise a goldfish, let alone a baby.
That they would not have let us raise a goldfish, let alone a baby.
That was it.
That was it.
That's a lot of bull,
That's a lot of bull,
That's a nice looking muffin, there.
That's a nice looking muffin, there.
That's exactly what I had.
That's exactly what I had.
That's good, because, you know, he's been out there all night.
That's good, because, you know, he's been out there all night.
That's great. I hate when you have the decorator do it for you.
That's great. I hate when you have the decorator do it for you.
That's great. That's great.
That's great. That's great.
That's handy.
That's handy.
That's not me.
That's not me.
That's not separated.
That's not separated.
That's okay. I know what it's like. Me and Clay had a few humdingers.
That's okay. I know what it's like. Me and Clay had a few humdingers.
That's our boy, Clay Jr.
That's our boy, Clay Jr.
That's so funny. "B 4," like "before."
That's so funny. "B 4," like "before."
That's so nice.
That's so nice.
That's so unfair.
That's so unfair.
The FBI was moving in to convict him,
The FBI was moving in to convict him,
The Feds are so happy with us, they're letting Clay keep his job.
The Feds are so happy with us, they're letting Clay keep his job.
The heads.
The heads.
The ice sculpture, I concede, was a disaster.
The ice sculpture, I concede, was a disaster.
The last one was Vito "the Butcher" Emmanuel.
The last one was Vito "the Butcher" Emmanuel.
The last three cowboys to get on this bull got dumped right out of the gate.
The last three cowboys to get on this bull got dumped right out of the gate.
The man who was murdered tonight, Girard Rabelais,
The man who was murdered tonight, Girard Rabelais,
The PETA lunch.
The PETA lunch.
The sexiest, most exciting woman
The sexiest, most exciting woman
The shoulder, I mean. Shoulder.
The shoulder, I mean. Shoulder.
Then could you ask the gentleman behind us to please put out his cigarette?
Then could you ask the gentleman behind us to please put out his cigarette?
Then I'm sure she's probably worth the wait.
Then I'm sure she's probably worth the wait.
Then the official site becomes the permanent site?
Then the official site becomes the permanent site?
Then why did we never meet with an adoption agency?
Then why did we never meet with an adoption agency?
There he goes.
There he goes.
There is nothing to scream about.
There is nothing to scream about.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
There. Lovely.
There. Lovely.
There's a bear behind you.
There's a bear behind you.
There's a code.
There's a code.
There's an emergency.
There's an emergency.
There's no connections to work, there's no favors to call in.
There's no connections to work, there's no favors to call in.
There's no dial tone.
There's no dial tone.
There's no one setting the snooze alarm for 15 minutes
There's no one setting the snooze alarm for 15 minutes
There's no phone calls to make,
There's no phone calls to make,
There's nothing to think about. If you want to live, you're out of options.
There's nothing to think about. If you want to live, you're out of options.
There's someone using your name in Columbus, Ohio.
There's someone using your name in Columbus, Ohio.
There's towels and soap in the bath.
There's towels and soap in the bath.
These two are worse than Vito the Butcher.
These two are worse than Vito the Butcher.
They don't have Bargain Barns in New York,
They don't have Bargain Barns in New York,
They don't have them in New York.
They don't have them in New York.
They got your separate sites ready,
They got your separate sites ready,
They're playing poker with the Millers and the Caseys.
They're playing poker with the Millers and the Caseys.
They're probably on their way to the rodeo, but they're staying with the Wheelers.
They're probably on their way to the rodeo, but they're staying with the Wheelers.
Thirteen, honey.
Thirteen, honey.
This can't be right.
This can't be right.
This disease represents a crisis.
This disease represents a crisis.
This horrible moment where I pictured what life would be like without you.
This horrible moment where I pictured what life would be like without you.
This is it, home sweet home.
This is it, home sweet home.
This is just a temporary location. You'll be there a week at most.
This is just a temporary location. You'll be there a week at most.
This is Marshal Henderson. He'll be taking care of you.
This is Marshal Henderson. He'll be taking care of you.
This is Mike, Clarence, Jackson and Windy.
This is Mike, Clarence, Jackson and Windy.
This is nothing. You should see how long it takes her to order dinner.
This is nothing. You should see how long it takes her to order dinner.
This is the one we're gonna put you on, Meryl.
This is the one we're gonna put you on, Meryl.
This isn't the first time we've done this.
This isn't the first time we've done this.
This man is a professional killer.
This man is a professional killer.
This may sound strange,
This may sound strange,
This thing is loaded.
This thing is loaded.
This way, if we ever get back together and lose yours, we're covered.
This way, if we ever get back together and lose yours, we're covered.
This whole railing is brand new, and, actually, Doc built it himself.
This whole railing is brand new, and, actually, Doc built it himself.
This, 'cause it's pretty?
This, 'cause it's pretty?
To all their problems when, in fact, they should be facing reality
To all their problems when, in fact, they should be facing reality
Tom's riding the aptly named bull, Killer.
Tom's riding the aptly named bull, Killer.
Try to stay awake there, Tom.
Try to stay awake there, Tom.
Two months ago?
Two months ago?
Until we can find a more permanent site.
Until we can find a more permanent site.
Using Jarlsberg from Zabar's.
Using Jarlsberg from Zabar's.
Very interesting.
Very interesting.
Very much so, yes.
Very much so, yes.
Very possible.
Very possible.
Very soothing before bed.
Very soothing before bed.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait, hold on. I'm gonna go get it, okay? Hold on.
Wait, hold on. I'm gonna go get it, okay? Hold on.
Wait, what, what? Wait, what are you doing? Where are you going?
Wait, what, what? Wait, what are you doing? Where are you going?
Wait! No, no, no, no! No, don't run! Don't run. The poster said not to run.
Wait! No, no, no, no! No, don't run! Don't run. The poster said not to run.
Was an international arms dealer.
Was an international arms dealer.
Was he there? We never got his gift.
Was he there? We never got his gift.
Was I enjoying having sex on a schedule timed exactly to your ovulations?
Was I enjoying having sex on a schedule timed exactly to your ovulations?
Watch your head, please.
Watch your head, please.
We are here, and there's nothing we can do about it.
We are here, and there's nothing we can do about it.
We are really, truly sorry about...
We are really, truly sorry about...
We are thinking of seeing a therapist, yeah.
We are thinking of seeing a therapist, yeah.
We are. But it doesn't mean we haven't almost called it quits a few times.
We are. But it doesn't mean we haven't almost called it quits a few times.
We checked the building's security camera,
We checked the building's security camera,
We could be endangering their safety. There are rules here.
We could be endangering their safety. There are rules here.
We couldn't possibly.
We couldn't possibly.
We do, but you would need a code.
We do, but you would need a code.
We don't take kindly to outsiders trying to tell us how to live.
We don't take kindly to outsiders trying to tell us how to live.
We find the murderer, maybe he leads us to Forenski.
We find the murderer, maybe he leads us to Forenski.
We fixed up the spare bedroom. Not exactly the Ritz.
We fixed up the spare bedroom. Not exactly the Ritz.
We got an antenna. Got a bunch of DVDs.
We got an antenna. Got a bunch of DVDs.
We got N 3 2.
We got N 3 2.
We have got to get them out of the house.
We have got to get them out of the house.
We like to get away from the hustle and bustle.
We like to get away from the hustle and bustle.
We talked and it worked like magic.
We talked and it worked like magic.
We usually only have one witness at a time.
We usually only have one witness at a time.
We want your money right now.
We want your money right now.
We were just only allowed to bring one bag,
We were just only allowed to bring one bag,
We were separated. You're an adult. These things happen, so there it is.
We were separated. You're an adult. These things happen, so there it is.
We will be the only ones who know what to do.
We will be the only ones who know what to do.
We'll be back in a couple of hours.
We'll be back in a couple of hours.
We'll call her Rae. R A E. Rae.
We'll call her Rae. R A E. Rae.
We'll find him.
We'll find him.
We'll get a list of people to contact.
We'll get a list of people to contact.
We'll go out the back. Scuttle!
We'll go out the back. Scuttle!
We'll look into arranging separate sites afterwards,
We'll look into arranging separate sites afterwards,
We'll pick you up and take you to the airport.
We'll pick you up and take you to the airport.
We're gonna make our rounds. Probably best for you to stay put.
We're gonna make our rounds. Probably best for you to stay put.
We're here. It's time.
We're here. It's time.
We've also never been to one in Chicago, which is where we're from.
We've also never been to one in Chicago, which is where we're from.
We've been over this, Jackie. You heard what the marshal said.
We've been over this, Jackie. You heard what the marshal said.
We've got Mr. Thompson for dinner at 7:00.
We've got Mr. Thompson for dinner at 7:00.
Wearing their shoes and trailing dirt and germs from all over the city.
Wearing their shoes and trailing dirt and germs from all over the city.
Welcome to Wyoming. I'm U.S. Marshal Clay Wheeler.
Welcome to Wyoming. I'm U.S. Marshal Clay Wheeler.
Well,
Well,
Well, at least you didn't have the whole breakfast.
Well, at least you didn't have the whole breakfast.
Well, at least you gave it your best shot. That's really all we can ask.
Well, at least you gave it your best shot. That's really all we can ask.
Well, breast cancer. I'm against it.
Well, breast cancer. I'm against it.
Well, hello there. I'm glad you came.
Well, hello there. I'm glad you came.
Well, I certainly hope so, Marshal.
Well, I certainly hope so, Marshal.
Well, I do a little bit, yes. I had some lessons when I was a child.
Well, I do a little bit, yes. I had some lessons when I was a child.
Well, I got a brother over in Cheyenne who's a taxidermist, so...
Well, I got a brother over in Cheyenne who's a taxidermist, so...
Well, I had to offer my two bits' worth.
Well, I had to offer my two bits' worth.
Well, I kind of don't know what to do.
Well, I kind of don't know what to do.
Well, I know that! I told you that! See? You never listen!
Well, I know that! I told you that! See? You never listen!
Well, I mean, if you're gonna pay.
Well, I mean, if you're gonna pay.
Well, I mean, there's gotta be a few of us in town.
Well, I mean, there's gotta be a few of us in town.
Well, I never knew that.
Well, I never knew that.
Well, I probably did tire you out a bit last night.
Well, I probably did tire you out a bit last night.
Well, I slept with someone else while Paul and I were separated.
Well, I slept with someone else while Paul and I were separated.
Well, I was really looking for something more impressive.
Well, I was really looking for something more impressive.
Well, I...
Well, I...
Well, I'm fine with it.
Well, I'm fine with it.
Well, I'm sure one day you'll get there.
Well, I'm sure one day you'll get there.
Well, I'm the only doctor in town, so I'm about as special as it gets.
Well, I'm the only doctor in town, so I'm about as special as it gets.
Well, I've got news for you. Even with him...
Well, I've got news for you. Even with him...
Well, if I had to pick one thing,
Well, if I had to pick one thing,
Well, if that's Ray, where are we going?
Well, if that's Ray, where are we going?
Well, in that case, have fun moving Jackie's mother's furniture.
Well, in that case, have fun moving Jackie's mother's furniture.
Well, it was just past the second big rock, and you know what they say,
Well, it was just past the second big rock, and you know what they say,
Well, it's an honor, and it's a lovely witness room,
Well, it's an honor, and it's a lovely witness room,
Well, it's lovely.
Well, it's lovely.
Well, it's lovely. It's very, very nice.
Well, it's lovely. It's very, very nice.
Well, just think about it. It's...
Well, just think about it. It's...
Well, look at you, country lawyer.
Well, look at you, country lawyer.
Well, look at you. Country real estate person.
Well, look at you. Country real estate person.
Well, no, no.
Well, no, no.
Well, of course it would have.
Well, of course it would have.
Well, people do take each other's cars, but...
Well, people do take each other's cars, but...
Well, people in Chicago are just as American and God fearing as people in Wyoming.
Well, people in Chicago are just as American and God fearing as people in Wyoming.
Well, perhaps I should come with you, to protect you.
Well, perhaps I should come with you, to protect you.
Well, perhaps we'll finally come up with a name on the road home.
Well, perhaps we'll finally come up with a name on the road home.
Well, should we be writing this down?
Well, should we be writing this down?
Well, speaking of work,
Well, speaking of work,
Well, that's why I've never been to one.
Well, that's why I've never been to one.
Well, the good news is you still get to go to the rodeo.
Well, the good news is you still get to go to the rodeo.
Well, this is about my granddaughter, Lucy.
Well, this is about my granddaughter, Lucy.
Well, this is Cody. Ray's 45 miles that way,
Well, this is Cody. Ray's 45 miles that way,
Well, we don't know what he's suggesting
Well, we don't know what he's suggesting
Well, we don't live together.
Well, we don't live together.
Well, we just had dinner in New York.
Well, we just had dinner in New York.
Well, we just need to call Clay and Emma. They said they'd pick us up.
Well, we just need to call Clay and Emma. They said they'd pick us up.
Well, we've both got companies to run,
Well, we've both got companies to run,
Well, you can buy and name a star "Meryl."
Well, you can buy and name a star "Meryl."
Well, you know, I always find it almost impossible to believe that you say that,
Well, you know, I always find it almost impossible to believe that you say that,
Well, you know, I write with my left hand,
Well, you know, I write with my left hand,
Well, you know, there's the school of thought that says
Well, you know, there's the school of thought that says
Well, you probably wanna be getting some shut eye. I'll show you to your room.
Well, you probably wanna be getting some shut eye. I'll show you to your room.
Went back to our apartment.
Went back to our apartment.
What about after lunch?
What about after lunch?
What are we doing in the rain without an umbrella?
What are we doing in the rain without an umbrella?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you, kidding?
What are you, kidding?
What do I have tomorrow?
What do I have tomorrow?
What do you mean by "permanent"?
What do you mean by "permanent"?
What do you mean, "Ow"? That was foreplay.
What do you mean, "Ow"? That was foreplay.
What do you mean, "safe"?
What do you mean, "safe"?
What happens with Paul after lunch?
What happens with Paul after lunch?
What I call the ballroom or the grand salon.
What I call the ballroom or the grand salon.
What if we never get out of here?
What if we never get out of here?
What if we never go to Lincoln Center again, or see the Mets,
What if we never go to Lincoln Center again, or see the Mets,
What is he doing in the rain without an umbrella?
What is he doing in the rain without an umbrella?
What makes you think I would be a good father?
What makes you think I would be a good father?
What Paul doesn't know won't hurt him,
What Paul doesn't know won't hurt him,
What, we just up and disappear?
What, we just up and disappear?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Come back. Meryl! Meryl, come back. Come back, please.
What? Come back. Meryl! Meryl, come back. Come back, please.
What? Meryl called you. Yesterday.
What? Meryl called you. Yesterday.
What? What?
What? What?
What? Where is he?
What? Where is he?
What's happening? I can't see.
What's happening? I can't see.
What's that got to do with anything?
What's that got to do with anything?
What's up?
What's up?
Whatever it takes.
Whatever it takes.
Whatever you say.
Whatever you say.
Wheelers. And where's that?
Wheelers. And where's that?
When I look at you, I just feel regret
When I look at you, I just feel regret
When they tell me, I'll tell you.
When they tell me, I'll tell you.
When you were lying here, sprawled in the dust,
When you were lying here, sprawled in the dust,
Where is menswear?
Where is menswear?
Which I have actually come to miss.
Which I have actually come to miss.
Which is a shame, 'cause Ray is the friendliest place on Earth.
Which is a shame, 'cause Ray is the friendliest place on Earth.
Which you're not gonna give me.
Which you're not gonna give me.
While we were separated,
While we were separated,
Who do you think this is fooling?
Who do you think this is fooling?
Who said she was pretty? She was quite hideous, actually.
Who said she was pretty? She was quite hideous, actually.
Who won't let go of an issue until it's been pecked to death. I know.
Who won't let go of an issue until it's been pecked to death. I know.
Why are we so happy?
Why are we so happy?
Why her?
Why her?
Why her? I mean, was it just that she was pretty?
Why her? I mean, was it just that she was pretty?
With regard to the whole adoption thing,
With regard to the whole adoption thing,
Word is that Doc had an offer on his mum's house.
Word is that Doc had an offer on his mum's house.
Would you like me to beg for information? Then I will.
Would you like me to beg for information? Then I will.
Would you like to go to a movie with me tomorrow?
Would you like to go to a movie with me tomorrow?
Would you mind coming out and taking a look at the place?
Would you mind coming out and taking a look at the place?
Wouldn't you rather live someplace else than die in New York?
Wouldn't you rather live someplace else than die in New York?
Wow, look at that, fire comes out and everything.
Wow, look at that, fire comes out and everything.
Wow, well, don't wanna confuse those two.
Wow, well, don't wanna confuse those two.
Wow. That soon, eh?
Wow. That soon, eh?
Yeah, a terrible waste of cheese, seeing as it eventually leapt to its death, but...
Yeah, a terrible waste of cheese, seeing as it eventually leapt to its death, but...
Yeah, absolutely. Yes, I'm used to being separated.
Yeah, absolutely. Yes, I'm used to being separated.
Yeah, and you know, you could supervise the calls.
Yeah, and you know, you could supervise the calls.
Yeah, around here, everybody leaves their keys in case someone needs a ride.
Yeah, around here, everybody leaves their keys in case someone needs a ride.
Yeah, but you said permanent.
Yeah, but you said permanent.
Yeah, he's going. We're gonna be okay.
Yeah, he's going. We're gonna be okay.
Yeah, I can't do that. That's Earl. He owns the place.
Yeah, I can't do that. That's Earl. He owns the place.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah, I just looked under "loose legal ladies."
Yeah, I just looked under "loose legal ladies."
Yeah, I know it's probably not the time, but...
Yeah, I know it's probably not the time, but...
Yeah, I know, that always gets a laugh.
Yeah, I know, that always gets a laugh.
Yeah, I know. I kept praying for a siren.
Yeah, I know. I kept praying for a siren.
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
Yeah, I'm in the market for a two bedroom. A friend referred me to Meryl Morgan.
Yeah, I'm in the market for a two bedroom. A friend referred me to Meryl Morgan.
Yeah, I'm really glad I was there to see it.
Yeah, I'm really glad I was there to see it.
Yeah, is this the Dr. Simmons in Columbus, Ohio?
Yeah, is this the Dr. Simmons in Columbus, Ohio?
Yeah, it's done.
Yeah, it's done.
Yeah, no, I can see that. That makes sense.
Yeah, no, I can see that. That makes sense.
Yeah, real easy to hurt your shoulder shooting a rifle.
Yeah, real easy to hurt your shoulder shooting a rifle.
Yeah, thank you, Marshal.
Yeah, thank you, Marshal.
Yeah, there was this one time, we were really butting heads.
Yeah, there was this one time, we were really butting heads.
Yeah, well, I don't tell you everything, so...
Yeah, well, I don't tell you everything, so...
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I knew that.
Yeah. I knew that.
Yeah. Just like two kids in high school.
Yeah. Just like two kids in high school.
Yeah. Look, the thing is, Meryl, I'm just trying to be realistic.
Yeah. Look, the thing is, Meryl, I'm just trying to be realistic.
Yeah. Muzzles.
Yeah. Muzzles.
Yeah. She's incredible, right out the gate.
Yeah. She's incredible, right out the gate.
Yeah. Sorry, me, too.
Yeah. Sorry, me, too.
Yell, scream, I don't care. You know, honestly, whatever you want.
Yell, scream, I don't care. You know, honestly, whatever you want.
Yep, okay. Thank you.
Yep, okay. Thank you.
Yep.
Yep.
Yep. Yep, yeah, if you do.
Yep. Yep, yeah, if you do.
Yes, and I wanted to be a father.
Yes, and I wanted to be a father.
Yes, and I've really enjoyed not having anyone walk into the master bedroom
Yes, and I've really enjoyed not having anyone walk into the master bedroom
Yes, I love what you've done with
Yes, I love what you've done with
Yes, I'm sure.
Yes, I'm sure.
Yes, if I could make one quick call, it would be...
Yes, if I could make one quick call, it would be...
Yes, if you could just hold.
Yes, if you could just hold.
Yes, or a rumbling subway or something.
Yes, or a rumbling subway or something.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, yeah, but the return policy's a bit fuzzy.
Yes, yeah, but the return policy's a bit fuzzy.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. The Magic Marriage Myth.
Yes. The Magic Marriage Myth.
Yes. Yes, I'm sure. I'm sure.
Yes. Yes, I'm sure. I'm sure.
Yes. Yes, there is.
Yes. Yes, there is.
Yes. Yes!
Yes. Yes!
Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes.
You all right?
You all right?
You are available for talking.
You are available for talking.
You are not good at talking about the weather.
You are not good at talking about the weather.
You are staring out from every newsstand and bus and taxi.
You are staring out from every newsstand and bus and taxi.
You bet we are.
You bet we are.
You can build a gorgeous playroom for them.
You can build a gorgeous playroom for them.
You cold?
You cold?
You did something wrong.
You did something wrong.
You did, and then I heard,
You did, and then I heard,
You did?
You did?
You do?
You do?
You don't do that in the city?
You don't do that in the city?
You ever shoot before, Meryl?
You ever shoot before, Meryl?
You flew off to LA on a business meeting, and then you...
You flew off to LA on a business meeting, and then you...
You gotta know Emma to appreciate her humor.
You gotta know Emma to appreciate her humor.
You gotta stop thinking about it,
You gotta stop thinking about it,
You had riding lessons?
You had riding lessons?
You have to stop sending things. It's just getting very awkward.
You have to stop sending things. It's just getting very awkward.
You haven't seen him in five years, since he visited you and Paul.
You haven't seen him in five years, since he visited you and Paul.
You hungry?
You hungry?
You just take good care of my favorite cousin, okay?
You just take good care of my favorite cousin, okay?
You know I was wired from the hormone shots,
You know I was wired from the hormone shots,
You know what I did to the last man who called me that?
You know what I did to the last man who called me that?
You know what I wish?
You know what I wish?
You know what?
You know what?
You know, from the time that we started having trouble getting pregnant,
You know, from the time that we started having trouble getting pregnant,
You know, he's recently divorced. He just asked me to dinner.
You know, he's recently divorced. He just asked me to dinner.
You know, I guess we have to scale back our expectations,
You know, I guess we have to scale back our expectations,
You know, I was stupid. I'd had a few drinks.
You know, I was stupid. I'd had a few drinks.
You know, I'm human, I made a mistake. I'm not perfect.
You know, I'm human, I made a mistake. I'm not perfect.
You know, if she's as good as everyone says,
You know, if she's as good as everyone says,
You know, that does sound strange.
You know, that does sound strange.
You know, why don't you finish your jog,
You know, why don't you finish your jog,
You know, you don't need to hear this.
You know, you don't need to hear this.
You may kiss the bride.
You may kiss the bride.
You mean I've been wrong all these years?
You mean I've been wrong all these years?
You must know someone.
You must know someone.
You never think it's gonna happen in your own family.
You never think it's gonna happen in your own family.
You now have two more witnesses who will testify against you.
You now have two more witnesses who will testify against you.
You okay?
You okay?
You read that book?
You read that book?
You really need to focus more on presentation.
You really need to focus more on presentation.
You ride, Paul?
You ride, Paul?
You risked your life for me.
You risked your life for me.
You see, just calling it a boo boo makes me feel better already.
You see, just calling it a boo boo makes me feel better already.
You see, that's quite comforting to hear, 'cause you two seem so happy.
You see, that's quite comforting to hear, 'cause you two seem so happy.
You see? You are so well read. I really miss that.
You see? You are so well read. I really miss that.
You should expect everything from each other!
You should expect everything from each other!
You slept with someone else, Paul.
You slept with someone else, Paul.
You sure you're going to be happy on that thing?
You sure you're going to be happy on that thing?
You sure?
You sure?
You think that I would sleep with someone for revenge. I would...
You think that I would sleep with someone for revenge. I would...
You want to discuss this now? In the middle of absolutely nowhere?
You want to discuss this now? In the middle of absolutely nowhere?
You were thinking that we're meant to be together,
You were thinking that we're meant to be together,
You weren't exactly supportive.
You weren't exactly supportive.
You won't tell me where I'm going, so I don't know how to dress.
You won't tell me where I'm going, so I don't know how to dress.
You would be a terrific mother,
You would be a terrific mother,
You... I don't...
You... I don't...
You'll be in seclusion,
You'll be in seclusion,
You'll be under the care of Marshal Clay Wheeler.
You'll be under the care of Marshal Clay Wheeler.
You're gonna love this.
You're gonna love this.
You're gonna send someone to relieve Marshal Henderson.
You're gonna send someone to relieve Marshal Henderson.
You're in good hands.
You're in good hands.
You're Meryl Foster.
You're Meryl Foster.
You're not coming?
You're not coming?
You're not getting smart with me, are you, tea drinker?
You're not getting smart with me, are you, tea drinker?
You're not gonna get it, but I promise to try and give it.
You're not gonna get it, but I promise to try and give it.
You're pregnant?
You're pregnant?
You're rude. Selfish.
You're rude. Selfish.
You're telling me to be honest
You're telling me to be honest
You've reached Trish Pinger at the Gotham Adoption Agency.
You've reached Trish Pinger at the Gotham Adoption Agency.
59th Street Bridge Morgan.
59th Street Bridge Morgan.
307 179 9048.
307 179 9048.
"Don't shoot a bear..." I don't have a gun.
"Don't shoot a bear..." I don't have a gun.
"You may kiss the bride." Right, right. Right.
"You may kiss the bride." Right, right. Right.
About everything. Yeah.
About everything. Yeah.
Absolutely. Yes. Okay.
Absolutely. Yes. Okay.
All right, I'm gonna shower. Okay. I'm gonna...
All right, I'm gonna shower. Okay. I'm gonna...
All right. Come on.
All right. Come on.
All right. Wait, listen.
All right. Wait, listen.
All right. It's loaded and ready to go. Okay. Yeah, I know. Okay.
All right. It's loaded and ready to go. Okay. Yeah, I know. Okay.
all these clients. You think you've got problems?
all these clients. You think you've got problems?
An exciting game. It was surprising. I was really surprised.
An exciting game. It was surprising. I was really surprised.
And what about... For instance...
And what about... For instance...
And you look fantastic tonight, by the way. Thank you.
And you look fantastic tonight, by the way. Thank you.
Annie Oakley. Very good.
Annie Oakley. Very good.
Any questions? Do we get a movie?
Any questions? Do we get a movie?
Are they not meant to do that? Yes.
Are they not meant to do that? Yes.
Bingo, bingo! Bingo! Oh, my God! Bingo!
Bingo, bingo! Bingo! Oh, my God! Bingo!
Blew its head off. That was good.
Blew its head off. That was good.
Can I ask you something? Yeah.
Can I ask you something? Yeah.
Can I get you anything else? No, thanks. Just an angiogram.
Can I get you anything else? No, thanks. Just an angiogram.
Chicago. Chicago.
Chicago. Chicago.
Come on, come on, come on. I'm trying.
Come on, come on, come on. I'm trying.
Come on, you're dancing. Really?
Come on, you're dancing. Really?
Congratulations. It was a great night.
Congratulations. It was a great night.
Congratulations. Thank you.
Congratulations. Thank you.
Do we have it? Yes. Yes. Yes.
Do we have it? Yes. Yes. Yes.
Do you like that? Yes.
Do you like that? Yes.
Do you mind? No, no, no, no.
Do you mind? No, no, no, no.
Do you wanna ask me something? No.
Do you wanna ask me something? No.
Doc. Hey, Doc.
Doc. Hey, Doc.
Does this hurt them? Not if you're gentle about it.
Does this hurt them? Not if you're gentle about it.
Don't lawyer me. Fine!
Don't lawyer me. Fine!
Earl. Lucy.
Earl. Lucy.
Eat some meat. Eat some meat. Okay.
Eat some meat. Eat some meat. Okay.
Emma. Goodbye, Paul.
Emma. Goodbye, Paul.
Eric and Fiona? Yes.
Eric and Fiona? Yes.
Evening, sir. Evening. Evening.
Evening, sir. Evening. Evening.
Everything all right? Very good.
Everything all right? Very good.
Excellent idea. Excuse us.
Excellent idea. Excuse us.
Five. Five.
Five. Five.
French bread? Guns. Big guns.
French bread? Guns. Big guns.
Get back inside! What...
Get back inside! What...
Get in! What is your problem?
Get in! What is your problem?
Good night. Good night.
Good night. Good night.
Great speech. Thank you.
Great speech. Thank you.
Great. Terrific. Great. Good night.
Great. Terrific. Great. Good night.
Hang on. Hang on. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait.
Hang on. Hang on. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait.
Hello. Ma'am.
Hello. Ma'am.
Hey, Clay? Yeah?
Hey, Clay? Yeah?
Hey, Meryl, you coming? Oh, yeah. Just one minute. I'll be in. Sorry.
Hey, Meryl, you coming? Oh, yeah. Just one minute. I'll be in. Sorry.
Hey, Paul. Howdy.
Hey, Paul. Howdy.
Hi there. Hey. Hey.
Hi there. Hey. Hey.
Hi, Kelly. Hi.
Hi, Kelly. Hi.
Hi. Morning, Lucy.
Hi. Morning, Lucy.
How are you feeling, by the way? Good.
How are you feeling, by the way? Good.
How you doing? Howdy.
How you doing? Howdy.
How's the apartment? It's good.
How's the apartment? It's good.
How's the hotel? It's nice. It's nice.
How's the hotel? It's nice. It's nice.
Howdy. Howdy.
Howdy. Howdy.
Howdy. Howdy.
Howdy. Howdy.
I almost ran you over! There's a man up there with a gun!
I almost ran you over! There's a man up there with a gun!
I don't know... Couldn't have enjoyed it more.
I don't know... Couldn't have enjoyed it more.
I don't want to pressure you... No, no.
I don't want to pressure you... No, no.
I had no idea. Astonishing.
I had no idea. Astonishing.
I really think I hurt my leg. Oh, God.
I really think I hurt my leg. Oh, God.
I see. Oh, jeez.
I see. Oh, jeez.
I think I can if I... Just do it. Be a man.
I think I can if I... Just do it. Be a man.
I think it's my turn now, isn't it? No, no, no, I'm not done yet.
I think it's my turn now, isn't it? No, no, no, I'm not done yet.
I think you are being unreasonable. Well, you're wrong.
I think you are being unreasonable. Well, you're wrong.
I wanna tell you something. I know,
I wanna tell you something. I know,
I will. Okay.
I will. Okay.
I'll never forget your wood chopping. It's mainly wrist, it's less arm.
I'll never forget your wood chopping. It's mainly wrist, it's less arm.
I'm also Assistant Fire Chief. Oh, really?
I'm also Assistant Fire Chief. Oh, really?
I'm blind! I can't see! Oh, my God.
I'm blind! I can't see! Oh, my God.
I'm not done. I'm on a roll. You've had two bullets, now it's my turn.
I'm not done. I'm on a roll. You've had two bullets, now it's my turn.
I'm staying with you. You're staying with me?
I'm staying with you. You're staying with me?
I'm taking my boots off and climbing. Listen, before you take those boots off,
I'm taking my boots off and climbing. Listen, before you take those boots off,
I'm very light on my feet. No. Well, yes.
I'm very light on my feet. No. Well, yes.
into your shoulder, okay? Okay. Yeah.
into your shoulder, okay? Okay. Yeah.
Is she faulty? Faulty?
Is she faulty? Faulty?
It was my vows to you. I know. I know.
It was my vows to you. I know. I know.
It's quite annoying. I kind of like them.
It's quite annoying. I kind of like them.
Just do like your wife did. Right, thank you.
Just do like your wife did. Right, thank you.
Just run! I'm running! I don't have a choice!
Just run! I'm running! I don't have a choice!
lf you're up to it. Yeah, no problem.
lf you're up to it. Yeah, no problem.
Meryl, I think I have a welt. What?
Meryl, I think I have a welt. What?
Meryl, you all right? No.
Meryl, you all right? No.
Meryl. Can I just... Can I speak? No. You know what? No.
Meryl. Can I just... Can I speak? No. You know what? No.
Missed. Absolute agony.
Missed. Absolute agony.
Morning. How'd you sleep?
Morning. How'd you sleep?
Mrs. Morgan. Yes?
Mrs. Morgan. Yes?
Must be Earl's night off. Yeah.
Must be Earl's night off. Yeah.
N 3 2. Hey, how'd it go today with Earl?
N 3 2. Hey, how'd it go today with Earl?
No, ma'am. So, you folks hungry? We got plenty to eat.
No, ma'am. So, you folks hungry? We got plenty to eat.
No, no, no, no, no. Why don't we just look at all the options,
No, no, no, no, no. Why don't we just look at all the options,
No, no. The phone has a code. Christ!
No, no. The phone has a code. Christ!
No, that's not it. That's not it. That's not it. No, it's all right. It was a long time ago.
No, that's not it. That's not it. That's not it. No, it's all right. It was a long time ago.
No. Sorry.
No. Sorry.
No. Not to me. Wait, Meryl, I'm not finished. Meryl!
No. Not to me. Wait, Meryl, I'm not finished. Meryl!
Oh, Lord in heaven. Oh, yeah.
Oh, Lord in heaven. Oh, yeah.
Oh, Lord, she's coming. Oh, my God, it's Sarah Palin.
Oh, Lord, she's coming. Oh, my God, it's Sarah Palin.
Oh, my God, it's him! We gotta call Clay and Emma.
Oh, my God, it's him! We gotta call Clay and Emma.
Oh, my God, Paul! He's coming! Don't scream. Be soothing.
Oh, my God, Paul! He's coming! Don't scream. Be soothing.
Oh, my God. My eyes! Okay, he's going.
Oh, my God. My eyes! Okay, he's going.
Oh, my God. Screw you. Can I just say this?
Oh, my God. Screw you. Can I just say this?
Oh, right. I know! I know. I know what I did.
Oh, right. I know! I know. I know what I did.
Oh, wow, that was close. I can't see.
Oh, wow, that was close. I can't see.
Okay, good. Good. Take care.
Okay, good. Good. Take care.
Okay? Okay.
Okay? Okay.
Okay. Good.
Okay. Good.
Okay. Hope you'll be comfortable here.
Okay. Hope you'll be comfortable here.
Okay. Right.
Okay. Right.
Okay. Good night. Night.
Okay. Good night. Night.
Okay. I... Good night. Night.
Okay. I... Good night. Night.
Paul, don't move. Sorry?
Paul, don't move. Sorry?
Paul's turn. Thank you.
Paul's turn. Thank you.
Please, don't leave me. Paul! Just keep your head down.
Please, don't leave me. Paul! Just keep your head down.
Probably... You're upset.
Probably... You're upset.
Rae? Rae Morgan.
Rae? Rae Morgan.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Run! It says not to run.
Run! It says not to run.
Run! Stop!
Run! Stop!
Should I get a cart? You are the cart. Go.
Should I get a cart? You are the cart. Go.
So much more space without the golf clubs. Yes.
So much more space without the golf clubs. Yes.
so that's important, but I think... Right.
so that's important, but I think... Right.
So you actually do this all the time? Yeah.
So you actually do this all the time? Yeah.
So, it's out of the city? Here's what I think we should do.
So, it's out of the city? Here's what I think we should do.
So. So.
So. So.
So... I don't know what to say, except
So... I don't know what to say, except
So... So you're married. Oh, yeah.
So... So you're married. Oh, yeah.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It's okay.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. It's okay.
Take the bear flyer. Okay. Thank you.
Take the bear flyer. Okay. Thank you.
Take the bear spray. Okay.
Take the bear spray. Okay.
Take your bag? Thank you.
Take your bag? Thank you.
Thank you, honey. You're my girl.
Thank you, honey. You're my girl.
Thank you. Good night, y'all.
Thank you. Good night, y'all.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Thanks. Come with me.
Thanks. Come with me.
That is so great! I know. I know.
That is so great! I know. I know.
That must be very, very nice. It is.
That must be very, very nice. It is.
That's very wise. I doubt that.
That's very wise. I doubt that.
The big city? Omaha.
The big city? Omaha.
They did say not to leave. Oh, come on.
They did say not to leave. Oh, come on.
They're in protective custody. Adam, I heard.
They're in protective custody. Adam, I heard.
They've been divorced a year. They have, they have.
They've been divorced a year. They have, they have.
Think what you want. Or not. Whatever.
Think what you want. Or not. Whatever.
This guy's still out there. Yeah, but he doesn't know who we are.
This guy's still out there. Yeah, but he doesn't know who we are.
This is exactly what you do... Could we not do this now?
This is exactly what you do... Could we not do this now?
Three. Four.
Three. Four.
Tomorrow? Yep.
Tomorrow? Yep.
Two salads. Thanks, Kelly.
Two salads. Thanks, Kelly.
Wait. There's one last thing. What is it?
Wait. There's one last thing. What is it?
We can't reveal that until you're on the jet. There's a jet?
We can't reveal that until you're on the jet. There's a jet?
We just won $15! That's three sweaters! Yes! Yes!
We just won $15! That's three sweaters! Yes! Yes!
Well, good night. Good night. Good... Yeah.
Well, good night. Good night. Good... Yeah.
Well, he's got... Don't mumble, Adam. Enunciate.
Well, he's got... Don't mumble, Adam. Enunciate.
Well, I can sleep on a couch. No, no, no, no, I'll sleep on the couch.
Well, I can sleep on a couch. No, no, no, no, I'll sleep on the couch.
Well, thank you. Very welcome.
Well, thank you. Very welcome.
Well, that is so great. Good.
Well, that is so great. Good.
Well, why's it called Annette's? Annette was his wife.
Well, why's it called Annette's? Annette was his wife.
Well, you be sure to return mine, all right? Okay, Doc, thanks.
Well, you be sure to return mine, all right? Okay, Doc, thanks.
Well... Excuse me.
Well... Excuse me.
What are we going to do? What can we do? We can't...
What are we going to do? What can we do? We can't...
What do you practice? No, no. He can do it. He can do it.
What do you practice? No, no. He can do it. He can do it.
What is it? Okay.
What is it? Okay.
What was his name? Larry.
What was his name? Larry.
What was that? Oh, my God!
What was that? Oh, my God!
What? What?
What? What?
What's that noise? Oh, God. Just run!
What's that noise? Oh, God. Just run!
Which one was it? I don't know. They're all exactly the same.
Which one was it? I don't know. They're all exactly the same.
Window shut. Excellent. Well done.
Window shut. Excellent. Well done.
Would you have a seat? Yeah.
Would you have a seat? Yeah.
Wow, it's very, very loud. Yeah. Yeah.
Wow, it's very, very loud. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah? Oh, no. Okay, I'll tell you what.
Yeah? Oh, no. Okay, I'll tell you what.
Yeah. I'm gonna be right back,
Yeah. I'm gonna be right back,
Yeah. Night.
Yeah. Night.
Yes, it's quite big. Purple. Ugly. Like a little map of Ireland.
Yes, it's quite big. Purple. Ugly. Like a little map of Ireland.
Yes, yes. The shaky granola. Yes. Yeah. And it ran out to our balcony,
Yes, yes. The shaky granola. Yes. Yeah. And it ran out to our balcony,
Yes? There's a client here for Mrs. Morgan.
Yes? There's a client here for Mrs. Morgan.
You kidding? No.
You kidding? No.
You know... Hey, there's my client.
You know... Hey, there's my client.
You may kiss the bride. Yes.
You may kiss the bride. Yes.
You slept with someone else. I am sorry.
You slept with someone else. I am sorry.
You're from Chicago, Mrs. Foster? Yep, that's right.
You're from Chicago, Mrs. Foster? Yep, that's right.
You're going to walk? Yes.
You're going to walk? Yes.
You're six, Kell. Six.
You're six, Kell. Six.
You're upset. No, no, no.
You're upset. No, no, no.
...3,000 square feet.
...3,000 square feet.
...all of our friends and our family?
...all of our friends and our family?
...every single time. Jesus.
...every single time. Jesus.
...that I was pretty supportive.
...that I was pretty supportive.
'Cause I just have a couple of things I have to check on.
'Cause I just have a couple of things I have to check on.
'Cause I trust you all over again.
'Cause I trust you all over again.
'cause I'm gonna have a very quick conversation with him.
'cause I'm gonna have a very quick conversation with him.
"...because the bear almost always lives long enough
"...because the bear almost always lives long enough
"And to thank the God you're not sure about
"And to thank the God you're not sure about
"As a last resort, assume a cannonball position
"As a last resort, assume a cannonball position
"covering your neck and your head with your hands and your arms."
"covering your neck and your head with your hands and your arms."
"Do you, Meryl Judith Becker, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"Do you, Meryl Judith Becker, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
"Do you, Paul Michael Morgan, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"Do you, Paul Michael Morgan, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
"For fooling you into being my wife"
"For fooling you into being my wife"
"I promise never to take you for granted
"I promise never to take you for granted
"into the premier boutique real estate firm in the city."
"into the premier boutique real estate firm in the city."
"It is genuinely incredible how you have built your business
"It is genuinely incredible how you have built your business
"Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments
"Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments
"Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds
"Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds
"Never allow my affections to be recanted
"Never allow my affections to be recanted
"O, no! it is an ever fixed mark
"O, no! it is an ever fixed mark
"Or bends with the remover to remove
"Or bends with the remover to remove
"Or stop marveling at your behind
"Or stop marveling at your behind
"Or utter a word unkind
"Or utter a word unkind
"People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals."
"People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals."
"That looks on tempests and is never shaken"
"That looks on tempests and is never shaken"
"There was once a girl from Nantucket"
"There was once a girl from Nantucket"
"To also marvel at your warmth, your wit
"To also marvel at your warmth, your wit
"To be your best friend for the rest of my life
"To be your best friend for the rest of my life
"to maul the shooter severely."
"to maul the shooter severely."
"Your inability to boil water
"Your inability to boil water
"Your refusal to condone animal slaughter
"Your refusal to condone animal slaughter
"Your wisdom, your laugh
"Your wisdom, your laugh

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