A Very Brady Sequel Edit

A horse? In the house?

A kiss? In public?

A man in Hawaii is waiting to pay me $20 million

A man named Roy Martin came into our lives recently,

A new barrette for me to wear to the wedding.

Aah!

Aah!

About our liberal policies for gay people.

About things like that.

About time.

About you know what?

Absolutely. It will never happen again.

Actually, Carol, for once, your kids make sense.

After the wedding, I'll move back into my room.

Ah. Peter...

Ah. So I am.

Ah... Ah... Ah...

Ah...Hi.

Alice, could you take it to the antique shop

Alice, do you have to shout like that?

Alice, pack the flowered shirts and sandals.

Alice, this is Roy, Mrs. Brady's first husband.

Alice, what kind of mushroom did you put in this sauce?

Alice: Did you get it?

Alice: I heard the bell. Do we have company?

Alice: I tried to wake him up, and he told me to stuff it.

Alice: Mrs. Brady!

Alice: She left for the auction a while ago.

Alice: You've hardly eaten a thing, Mr. Martin.

All because of Greg's deciding vote.

All of them with hair of gold.

All right, gang, it looks like

All right, sir, I've marked your exit here on the map,

All right.

All right. Shoot.

All right. Thanks, jan. Thanks, Peter.

All that's on my mind is getting in touch

All the money in the world

All: ¶ it goes for everything ¶

All: ¶ when it's time to change ¶

All: Hi, mom. Hi, dad.

All: Mm hm.

An accident? What are you talking about? Where's the horse?

An architect just like your father.

An elephant stepped on my face in kuala lumpur.

An elephant? Wow!

And a Brady always keeps a promise.

And a Brady always keeps a promise.

And a Brady always treats a guest

And a family is only as strong

And a jailbird.

And a man's voice changes, Carol,

And Alice.

And Alice.

And as long as the glue that holds that house together

And attach them with a really cute clasp.

And bad luck for you, Mr. Thomas:

And be a happening kind of guy. Isn't that neato?

And dispensing justice in an evenhanded fashion,

And Eddie's dad is a boxer,

And even if you don't get kitty carryall back,

And give your mother a little breathing room here, ok?

And Greg's a really great driver.

And he's kidnapped mom and taken her to Hawaii.

And he's my dad.

And I am never letting go of it.

And I found a groovy anniversary present for mom:

And I hope that you and your wife enjoy

And I promised to love, honor, and obey him.

And I think we need to make some changes around here.

And I would be, too,

And I'll act it out for you, Mrs. Brady.

And I'm afraid he may not have been entirely honest with us.

And I'm getting out of here with $20 million.

And I'm not afraid to use it, Alice, especially on you.

And if anyone mentions one word of this to the cops,

And if other people don't like it,

And if the hearts didn't work with the diamonds and the spades with the clubs,

And initial right there, please.

And it all worked out

And it turned out lousy.

And it's worth a fortune!

And jan...

And kitty carryall and I are his assistants.

And marcia and everyone else

And no one will get to see my new barrette.

And on top, I'm going to put a candy bride and groo

And one dead impostor.

And one potentially dead impostor.

And other times, I can take the 2 front strands

And Peter and Greg?

And president of the Davy Jones fan club.

And pull them in the back

And right there.

And tell her to call her boyfriend George glass?

And that towel hanging from your braces.

And that. There. There. 10.

And that's the only family that matters.

And the gift you gave him this morning.

And the littlest...

And the rules in the Brady house read:

And then sometimes I just wear it in a ponytail,

And there's nothing, nothing in this world

And they smell pretty tasty.

And they'll be here any minute.

And this is where we display our models.

And to think there might be another one out there just like it.

And took advantage of my hospitality.

And took his place on the basketball team.

And Toto too.

And what kind of person would I be

And what sort of person would have it.

And who are you?

And who do you think designed that firehouse and that gym?

And you and you and you were there.

And you have to fly in from New York?

And you're telling me it's going to take you 3 weeks?

And your freckles.

And your teeth.

And your voice sounds different, too.

And, kids, this is no time for a long speech,

Anniversary gift.

Another one was rumored to have been uncovered several years ago, but has never surfaced.

Any detective worth his salt would realize

Any safety infractions today?

Anyway, I haven't found the horse yet.

Are we talking about the same kitty carryall?

Are you all right?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

As an architect, I've learned the lesson

As soon as I came out of the coma

As soon as possible.

As the glue that holds that family together.

As you can see, sir, I have a very heavy caseload here.

At least, he's one of my husbands.

At my meatloaf the other night.

Auntie em! Auntie em!

Aw, do you mean the one we messed up?

Aww...

Aww... Aww...

Be that as it may.

Because daddy's back!

Because the family you have

Because this is what we connoisseurs of the fine arts

Because whatever you give to children comes back to you.

Before I've got a firm grasp on the situation.

Before it rang.

Being a good guest means respecting the house rules,

Being top dog is what it's all about.

Bet each other a month's chores

Bobby, look. It's kitty carryall.

Bobby: Here.

Bobby: Oh, yeah.

Bobby: Wait a minute, everybody.

Bobby: Wait a minute.

Bobby: Well, the yarn ends here, everybody.

Bobby: Yeah. He's really groovy.

Bobby! Bobby, something terrible has happened!

Boy, you kids scared the sh

Bradys?

Buckle up, Carol.

Buried in his tomb in the seventh century.

But not now. I'm trying to make a point.

But around here, I'd still like to be known as dad.

But as a wise man once said...

But as much as you'd like to go back to the way things were, I can't.

But don't be upset, darling,

But don't you worry. It only makes you more charming.

But he is!

But I did marry Roy first,

But I do have a date... With George.

But I don't see her anywhere, Peter.

But I don't want everything different.

But I don't want to let go of kitty carryall.

But I have to decline.

But I need my own room, too!

But I promised them the horse,

But I say if it makes you feel better

But I want to be an adventurer like you.

But I was so busy trying to be a good Brady

But I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me sad.

But if you let me tell you the truth, I could save us both.

But it turns out you're all wet.

But it's a symbol of our relationship. I need to see it.

But never have I seen anything

But now she just sleeps with me.

But she said she wanted to be gay.

But she started it.

But she's not exactly the kind of girl I should be dating.

But that's it, mom. He's not.

But the thought of my family back home

But these new contact lenses help me to look ultraglamorous.

But they were a gift from Mr. Martin.

But we sent it to the auction.

But we're just going to have to make the best of it.

But what if I'm not good enough?

But what if kitty carryall loved somebody else?

But when the gift the giver gives gives grief,

But when you use language like that in front of my kids,

But who said you could do that?

But you do look taller than I remember,

But you were lost at sea so many years ago,

But you're groovy, too, in your own way.

But, Cindy, you can't give kitty carryall away.

But, dad, I think you understand

But, Dr. whitehead,

But, hey...

But, Peter, this is your first day at the office.

But, Roy, I hardly recognize you.

But...Oh, Roy.

But...That's the boy who beat out Greg for class president

But...That's the girl

By a succession of earthquakes

By their first names,

Bye, marcia. It's been, uh...

Bye, Mike.

Cable? Hmm!

Call a hot horse!

Call again soon.

Can be the right kind of girl, if you know what I mean.

Can I help you?

Can I sit on your lap?

Can you make a hippopotamus?

Can you possibly understand that?

Can't buy what we Bradys have: Togetherness.

Careful, marcia. Your bracelet!

Careful, Mike. He's got a gun.

Carol, get out of the car. We're walking.

Carol, I need that horse.

Carol, you're coming with me,

Carol, you've never looked so beautiful.

Carol: 1...

Carol: And I'll never see my husband, the Professor.

Carol: Have fun.

Carol: Jan, why aren't you eating?

Carol: Oh, boy. Roy's not Roy.

Carol: Oh, Mike.

Carol: Oh, Mike...

Carol: Roy?

Carol: Roy.

Carol: Thanks, Alice.

Carol!

Carol!

Carol!

Carol?

Carol. I've never been so happy to see anybody in my life.

Caveat emptor, Roy,

Certainly.

Chain saw.

Chain saw.

Check. Luggage.

Check. Tickets.

Child, then you go, girl!

Children: All right!

Cindy, sometimes growing up

Cindy, when are you going to learn

Cindy: Good job, marcia!

Cindy: How can you be so sure?

Cindy: I can't believe I got so upset about losing my doll.

Cindy: Isn't there something we could do to cheer ourselves up?

Cindy: Would this help?

Coffee?

Coffee?

Comb.

Comb.

Come here, I got you now.

Come in.

Come on, darling. Let's have lunch.

Come on, George.

Come on, marcia. I'll drive us to the rec center.

Come on, Romeo.

Come on, you bozos. Get to work!

Come on. Let's ship out before the storm gets any worse.

Coming, dad.

Compared to what Roy's accustomed to, but

Cooling lava shaped the great undersea mountains

Could I stop you?

Could you show me some things from your expeditions?

Cousin Oliver, no!

D d d oh, Carol, you're stuttering,

Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these.

Dad, I'm ready to go back to work with you. Architects kick

Dad?

Dad?

Dad.

Daddy?

Daddy?

Date somebody else?

Davy Jones: ¶ ...Girl, look what you've done to me ¶

Dead? Stiff? Rotting?

Delivery of flowers for jan Brady? Thank you!

Detective, the Los Angeles police department

Divor d d

Do not give lethal weapons to children...

Do you know where they went?

Do you think I could stay home with him today?

Does that mean...

Doesn't that mean, "buyer beware"?

Doing a flyby here.

Don't take mom. Yeah, take jan.

Don't try anything else stupid,

Don't worry, kids. Everything will work out.

Don't worry. I sent it ahead to my wife.

Don't you like my meatloaf?

Downstairs...To talk to the only person in this house

Dr. skolar."

Dr. whitehead,

Dr. whitehead, I presume.

Enough! The very idea of it

Especially one who's part of the family.

Even if I have to lie, cheat, steal, and kill.

Even if you have to lie, cheat, steal, or kill.

Even though school's out,

Ever since the accident.

Everybody grows up at different times.

Everybody loves Moesha.

Everything's going to be different.

Everything's groovy.

Everything's so confusing.

Excuse me.

Father: George Gunther glass, get over here. We're going to be late.

Fellas, load up the cement mixer.

Find him today! Yes. Thank you!

For a long, long time, gang.

For a long, long time, Mr. Brady.

For Christ's sakes, he killed a baby sitter!

For Mr. Phillips.

For the rest of their lives.

For the sum of $20 million.

For their generous donation of their mom's favorite vase.

For this baby,

Funnily enough, it does.

Gee, Alice, Mr. Martin just fell over at the table.

Gee, thanks, Mr. Martin.

Gee, thanks, Mrs. cummings.

Gee, thanks!

Gee, you're the best sister a guy never had

Gee. What the hell was that?

George and I are so close, we have e.S.P.

George glass?

George glass.

George is in New York on vacation.

George seems really far out.

George what?

George, uh...

George!

Get hip, marcia.

Get off the sidewalk! Off!

Get with the times, Greg.

Get yourselves to the gap, fast.

Getting leid by those Hawaiian boys.

Getting that horse back today said it all.

Give me the money.

Glasses made me look positively goofy!

Glorious.

Go buy yourselves a magic kit and disappear.

Gone to that great archeological dig in the sky?

Good book?

Good bye! Bye! Bye, Alice!

Good God, woman! You have 3 more husbands?

Good idea.

Good job! All right!

Good job.

Good luck.

Good night, Mrs. Brady.

Good.

Good.

Gosh, I'm afraid you must find me hideous.

Gosh! I never knew I had this many hairs on the back of my hand.

Great.

Greg, it may be the fad to call your parents

Greg, it's

Greg, marcia, there's something fishy going on.

Greg, where are you going?

Greg, you seem a little preoccupied with your sister.

Greg: ¶ autumn turns to winter ¶

Greg: Hey, dad. Boy, did we have a far out time!

Greg: I don't think it's fair to give it to marcia

Greg: Mom, we need to talk.

Greg: See you later, Alice!

Greg: Then there was the time marcia and I

Greg! Marcia!

Greg! Marcia!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha. Yeah.

Halt.

Hard to believe, I know.

Have a nice day! [Whinnying laugh]

Have you seen my mother?

Have you seen this woman?

Hawaii was formed by a series of underwater volcanoes.

Hawaii! Hawaii! Hawaii!

He came in the last week of school.

He can't date her!

He just called me.

He likes exotic foods.

He looks like this guy named Trevor.

He made me so mad I want to slap him.

He must think we're having Turkey for lunch.

He obviously needs some rest.

He promised to slip me a special steak.

He said the "b" word!

He turned out to be not such a nice guy after all.

He's a hunk, huh?

He's back in town.

He's changing for his date with Kathy Lawrence.

He's not dead like we originally thought.

He's really good looking, and he thinks I'm super cool.

He's upstairs.

He's very continental.

Hear, hear. Thank you.

Hello, George?

Hello. Yes.

Help us, dad.

Here it is, clean as new and just as heavy.

Here we go, come on.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here you go, Peter.

Here! Right here, sweetie.

Here's another 20 bucks.

Hey, Alice, is it ok if kitty carryall and I help you bake

Hey, Brent. Hey, Jason.

Hey, dad. Look what Mr. Martin gave me.

Hey, either of you want a hot wiener to go with that?

Hey, everybody. Look what Peter just gave me.

Hey, everyone, thindy's lost her lithp.

Hey, hey, hey! Watch out!

Hey, I know.

Hey, it must be a performance art kind of thing.

Hey, j.D., I've got it.

Hey, let's go look for some fingerprints, Cindy.

Hey, listen, are you coming

Hey, look, Jay. It's snack boy.

Hey, look! There's Greg!

Hey, Mr. Martin.

Hey, Mr. Martin.

Hey, Peter. What can I do for you, big guy?

Hey, same pantsuit, too. Oh!

Hey, what's in that box?

Hey, who are you calling skinny?

Hey, who has the toothpaste?

Hey!

Hey! Great idea!

Hey! Here's one from my optometrist.

Hey.

Hi, George. This is marcia, jan's sister.

Hi, kids.

Hi, marcia. Working on your tan?

Hi, mommy. Hi, daddy.

Hi, Mr. Martin.

Hi.

Hi. I've got

Hideous? No.

Hip hop? It sounds like something a rabbit listens to.

His appetite will come back.

His name...Is George.

Hmm!

Hmm.

Hmm. That's odd.

Hmm. Well, good night, Alice.

Hmm. Yeah.

Hmmph!

Ho ho ho! Ha ha ha!

Hold that thought.

Honey.

Honey...Did you just have the same dream I had?

Hospital?

Hospital.

How about my girlish figure?

How come George never calls here?

How did he know that daisies are my favorite?

How do you feel about divor divor

How filthy, stinking, disgustingly rich I'm going to be.

How in the world do I get a boyfriend?

How many times have I told you not to fight with your sister?

How may I help you?

How's that drawing coming, champ?

How's your summer going?

Huh? Doing? Uh... Doing with what?

Huh...

I almost was.

I am going to kick your Brady butt.

I am here, honey.

I am his wife.

I am still your guidance counselor.

I ate the spaghetti too and I feel just fine.

I bet it's filled with mature, womanly thoughts.

I bet that means "you're the most."

I came, I saw, I conquered.

I can believe it.

I can get you there.

I can go out with anyone I want to.

I can have them for you by 5:00, if that's all right.

I can wait to have the attic

I can't believe I have to share my far out pad

I can't believe that after 15 years of going to the same salon,

I can't tell you how much that means to me.

I certainly am.

I could make some super groovy dough

I couldn't expect a woman as beautiful as Carol

I didn't hear the phone ring.

I don't know how to say this,

I don't know who else I can ask about this.

I don't love you the way you love me.

I don't need a gun to take care of you.

I don't think it's fair that Greg gets the attic

I don't think Roy is really Roy.

I don't think so, Roy.

I don't think that daddy is up to talking to you

I don't think Warren mulaney's

I don't want 2 dead husbands.

I don't want to be up there with him.

I don't want to tip anybody off.

I figure the phone would be ringing off the hook.

I found something, too, in this old suitcase,

I found this woman trespassing in the cave.

I get along great with her folks.

I give up.

I got dope dealers.

I got killers, I got gangbangers,

I got to go.

I got to go.

I got to go.

I got to go. I'm about to be paged.

I guess I'll be going to my room now.

I guess Roy's not much of a hero after all.

I guess there's only one way to settle this.

I have a funny feeling about him.

I have a whole new life here

I have that same suit in brown and green.

I have to admit, if things don't straighten out,

I have to get something,

I have to get there!

I have to respect your decision,

I have to warn you, or something terrible could happen,

I haven't brought back 30 pounds of horse

I haven't seen that in about 20 years.

I just love the last day of school.

I know it can be a real...Drag,

I know where I'd like to put you

I know where they could find

I know, but now that I have my mommy,

I know, Carol. I do look different...

I know, son, but a gift is only a good thing

I know.

I know. I learned all about him from the police.

I know. You're wearing it.

I lied.

I like it!

I lost my contact lens!

I love Mike.

I love you, Mike,

I love you.

I mean, a hunk of meatloaf cooking.

I mean, architects are neato.

I mean, does she sleep with a lot of people?

I mean, look at her.

I mean, why not?

I must have it. Go get it.

I need to talk to you about something,

I need your advice about something.

I never should have voted for her.

I never thought I'd be getting married again.

I never thought we'd make it.

I realize now

I remember, Mike.

I should have seen through

I sure hate to rain on your parade, but daddy's already here.

I sure hope so, Alice.

I sure hope we find kitty carryall in here.

I think dad's right.

I think George glass was trying to page me.

I think I see a shoeprint.

I think I'm thinking what you're thinking.

I think this man may have spent time in prison.

I think we may have found Roy's jeep.

I think you all have some explaining to do.

I think you're...Super cool.

I thought a wedding ceremony to renew our vows

I thought the organ would go over there.

I thought you might like them.

I thought you were

I tried to draw a picture of our house,

I used to think you were the most,

I want to go to bed

I want to know if that's ok.

I was just wondering...

I was put on the rack in Singapore.

I will cherish her as if she were my own.

I will.

I wish I could be gay again,

I wonder if there was something wrong with his dinner.

I wonder what their story is.

I wonder where it could be...

I wonder who that could be.

I would have been onto Mr. Martin sooner.

I would have seen something suspicious.

I'd just like to have a little quiet time here all on my own.

I'd like a word with you, please.

I'd like to speak to a live guy,

I'd rather watch you score any day.

I'll be on my way as soon as the coast is clear.

I'll break his legs.

I'll get by.

I'll get it.

I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.

I'll go get us something to drink.

I'll make up an imaginary boyfriend,

I'll never see my boy gilligan again.

I'll take care of my part.

I'll tell you later.

I'm a man now, which means I get to have my own pad.

I'm a private dick.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to confiscate these.

I'm afraid Mrs. Brady may never see that organ again.

I'm afraid so.

I'm afraid the only way that you're going to get a boyfriend is ha!

I'm all right.

I'm donating this horse to my women's club charity auction.

I'm expecting someone very important.

I'm fine.

I'm glad you're my only daddy, daddy.

I'm going for a dip.

I'm going to give you a whole new look.

I'm going to make a 3 tiered wedding cake,

I'm going to need all the help I can get.

I'm Greg.

I'm having a little trouble following you.

I'm her husband.

I'm her husband.

I'm her husband.

I'm in a real fix, and I need some advice.

I'm in.

I'm just a big baby.

I'm just glad mom and dad didn't invite Roy to stay up here.

I'm kind of busy here, sir, as you can see. Thank you.

I'm looking for a horse.

I'm looking for Carol Brady.

I'm Mike Brady, and Carol and I are married.

I'm moving into the attic.

I'm not his wife!

I'm on to you, Mr. Roy Martin.

I'm really sorry about Kathy Lawrence.

I'm so glad I found her.

I'm so happy for you, jan.

I'm so happy I can practice my driving on you, daddy.

I'm sorry to interrupt, but...Phew!

I'm sorry, mark.

I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure he'll be calling very soon.

I'm sure this thing will work itself out just like that.

I'm sure you kids know the right thing to do.

I'm sure you'll find a new Dolly you'll love just as much.

I'm Trevor Thomas.

I'm tripping with the Bradys.

I'm watching my figure for my new boyfriend.

I've been acting weird, too, Greg.

I've called the Hawaiian police,

I've got something I want to take care of.

I've never met a real explorer before.

I've rented the tables, and I've ordered the meat from Sam.

If he does that one more time,

If I forgot my vows to honor and obey him?

If I were back with marcia... And jan...And Cindy.

If my life depended on it.

If only Mike were here.

If Roy is really mom's husband,

If that man feels the sorrow

If you have to be at the rec center soon,

If you keep practicing, one day you'll be as good as your father.

If you make one up.

If you say so.

If you're not Roy Martin,

In a far out, happening kind of way.

In fact, I'd like to talk to you about something.

In fact, why don't we all sit together?

In fact, you may have read

In our living room.

In that siberian hospital.

In the end, we decided to get a new TV,

Including the largest collection of seventies memorabilia I have ever seen.

Interesting.

Is famous the world round for protecting the rights of its citizens

Is it about where I shop?

Is learning to let go of the things you love.

Is she promiscuous?

Is something wrong?

Is something wrong?

Is strong

Is the family you make,

Is the horse stowed safely below?

Is there a problem here, Greg?

Is there anything you'd like me to find for you, Alice?

Is to be Mrs. desi arnaz Jr."

Isn't it gorgeous, Rosie, darling? Oh, yeah.

Isn't marcia gorgeous?

Isn't that sweet?

It means women get everything they want.

It really is you.

It was a small price to pay to save a colony of nuns.

It would be great to have a real live adventurer in the house.

It would be my pleasure

It'll cost extra?

It'll take about 3 weeks.

It's a drink, Greg.

It's a ferragamo, just like mom's.

It's a free country, Greg.

It's a perfect gift for my sixth husband.

It's a picture. I think it was your dad's.

It's about the family.

It's about...Boys.

It's crowded enough as it is.

It's high time you grew up and learned to play with more important things,

It's his old detective kit. Neato, huh?

It's just that I'm going to be a senior next year,

It's magic time.

It's not bad for a first try, Peter.

It's not nice to lie.

It's really sweet of you to say that.

It's ruined!

It's safer this way.

It's the discovery of a lifetime.

Jan, I don't see any messages.

Jan, of course I am.

Jan, where are you going?

Jan, why don't you wear your glasses anymore?

Jan, you're not supposed to have your orthodontist

Jan: How do you know?

Jan: I sure hope we find mom in time.

Jan: It's terrible!

Jan: Oh, no! What are we going to do?

Jan: That's not it, mom.

Jan: We'll take you to the great new shopping center.

Jan: Yeah. Marcia should get it. She has more things.

Jay: Dang. Good sighting, dude.

Johnny, could you keep an eye on Peter for me?

Just because he's a boy.

Just because she's a girl.

Just give me the keys.

Just in time for our anniversary surprise.

Just my learner's permit.

Just one too many.

Just some of marcia's old trophies

Just the ones you had in your room.

Just the thing you know who is doing for you know whom

Justin, cool your jets!

Kathy Lawrence.

Keep going. Get it out.

Kid.

Kids what do they know about life?

Kids are like little people, only younger.

Kids, kids. Mr. Martin is still a guest in this house,

Kids, we're going to Hawaii.

Kids, you remember what I was saying earlier about togetherness.

Kids!

Kids. Kids.

Kitty carryall is missing.

Kitty carryall will never love anyone else.

Knock yourself out.

Later.

Leave no stone unturned nor Mountain unclimbed.

Let me guess. You got separated from your tour group.

Let me help.

Let me show you my office. It's right over here.

Let's get started!

Let's go find your mother.

Let's go over this one more time.

Let's go.

Let's help Mr. Martin to his room.

Let's make sure which you know who doesn't suspect what

Let's not be hasty. There's always the chance

Let's see.

Lie, cheat, steal, or kill.

Like a tummyful of Alice's spaghetti.

Like hair clips and headbands.

Like my meatloaf

Like their mother.

Like, Tommy's dad is a fireman,

Like...A librarian.

Listen, marcia.

Look at the hair, the clothes, the constant cheerfulness.

Look over there, coming up the ladder.

Look, Bobby, it's marcia's diary.

Look, Greg, I'm not any happier about this than you are,

Look, here's 20 bucks.

Look, mister, in order to track this guy down,

Look. Clark Tyson even wrote me a message with French in it.

Look. This one's mine.

Look. You just call the buyer and make sure he's agreed to our price.

Looks like everything's back to normal, Mike.

Losing your mommy is so much worse.

Lucky for me, that man ran out of cash.

Lucky I ordered one with extra pages.

Lucky I took that lifesaving class at the ywca.

Luther ingram: ¶ if lovin' you is wrong ¶

Luther ingram: ¶ if loving you is wrong ¶

Macadamia nut?

Mafia?

Make one up.

Mama, she's teasing me again.

Man, that boy's out there.

Man: Honey. Honey.

Man: Next item: Lot number 123,

Man: Tell that scum

Man: That's mine, actually.

Marcia Greg, I

Marcia, did you hear?

Marcia, Greg: Share the attic?

Marcia: ¶ love can turn to rain, and then it just might snow ¶

Marcia: Cindy's right.

Marcia: Greg!

Marcia: He's right, Cindy.

Marcia: I'll say.

Marcia: I'm curious, jan.

Marcia: Jan! What are you doing?

Marcia: Oh, my gosh! I forgot my hairbrush.

Marcia: Oh, my nose!

Marcia: Oh, no. Greg's hurt.

Marcia: That's a typical male chauvinist remark!

Marcia: This is awful, just awful.

Marcia!

Marcia?

Marcia? With Warren mulaney?

Marcia.

Marcia...

Mark!

Maybe I can run a check on this guy for you.

Maybe if I put some of these in his supper,

Maybe she didn't have a choice.

Maybe she felt torn between her love and her sense of duty.

Maybe we can play catch later, ok?

Maybe you could ask one of your brothers or sisters.

Me, too.

Meatloaf sandwiches in the kitchen for everybody.

Menage a trois?

Mike, I think he means prison.

Mike, maybe you better tell them.

Mike, where's that boy of yours?

Mike: California's coastline was formed

Mike: Hey, hey. Let's bring it down to a dull roar here.

Mike: Hold it just a minute, kids.

Mike: Kids, why don't you have a seat on the couch

Mike: Look, kids. We're in luck.

Mike: New boyfriend? Well, that's news.

Mike: Now, remember, you two. No fooling around.

Mike: Oh, that's great, honey.

Mike: Oh, there you are, Peter.

Mike: Quiet! Quiet! Quiet!

Mike: So you see, kids,

Mike: So, Roy, you don't mind if I ask you

Mike: That's why we need to find her

Mike: Yes.

Mike!

Mike?

Mike?

Mike.

Mike.

Mike's my husband...

Mister, you have some explaining to do.

Mister, you've deceived my family,

Mm hm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm mm mm mm.

Mmm! Looks delicious, Alice.

Mo

Moesha, Moesha, Moesha!

Mom and dad's special wedding cake?

Mom!

Mom! Mom!

Mom! Mom! Carol.

Mommy wouldn't allow a horse in the house.

More spaghetti, Mr. Martin?

Mr. Brady!

Mr. Martin, are you awake?

Mr. Martin, I noticed you didn't

Mr. Martin, what should I do?

Mr. Martin, you'll never get away with this.

Mr. Martin?

Mr. Martin's a liar.

Mr. Phillips.

Mr. Thomas, I wouldn't buy that horse from you

Mr. Thomas, I've been collecting antiquities for decades,

Mrs. Brady has ever had.

Mrs. Brady told me quite a story.

Mrs. Brady, aim for me.

Mrs. Brady!

Mrs. cummings! Hi!

Much like that house of cards.

My 3 girls...

My bright red jumper

My dear jan.

My family.

My fingerprints, Mr. Brady.

My God.

My hairstylist madge went out of business.

My mistake you're a jehovah's witness

My mushrooms?

My name is Roy Martin.

My name's Roy Martin.

My pleasure, Mr. Brady.

My room?

My son was first mate on that boat,

My wife's husband.

Nah, too easy.

Never letting go of it.

New outfit, Greg?

Nice to meet you.

Nice to see you again, Mr. Phillips.

Nice try, jan.

No matter what happens,

No need to explain.

No problem.

No problem.

No wonder he stuck his nose up

No, but now that you mention it,

No, I am not going to ask them where it is.

No, I mean...Glass.

No, I'm a Brady.

No, let's face it. The minnow is lost.

No, there's not! No, there's not!

No, zsa, remember what happened last time you did that?

No.

No.

No.

No. It's a sculpture of a horse.

No. My women's garden club charity auction.

No. No. I...

No. No. Wait!

No. Not at all.

No. Sausage.

No. The Bradys.

No. Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait.

Nobody calls the police, huh?

Normal.

Not like you.

Not now, Cindy.

Not so good, mom.

Nothing says loving

Now he's going to pay.

Now that Roy's shown up,

Now we'll never find mom. She'll be lost forever.

Now who's going to drive me home?

Now, Carol, a long time ago, I sent you something:

Now, do you have something of his that we could dust?

Now, don't let me catch you napping.

Now, go brush your teeth and get ready for breakfast.

Now, honey, our family's been through tough times before.

Now, I don't want to impose on you folks any more tonight,

Now, kids, you know I've told you

Now, let me get this straight.

Now, let's go and get working on those hospital plans

Now, marcia.

Now, of course, it has no real value,

Now, son, sharing and togetherness are what this family is all about.

Now, we Bradys have to stick together, or we'll fall apart,

Now, what's on your mind?

Now, you relax you're feathered little head.

Now... [Gasp]

Nun Chucks... Martial arts weapon.

Of all the bad luck.

Of being away from the ones he loves too long.

Of course not. Why would I have something of his?

Of course she does. We all do, don't we, kids?

Of course!

Of course.

Of course.

Officer, I need you to check on someone for me.

Oh, $20 million.

Oh, Alice, remind me never ever to eat your cooking again.

Oh, Alice.

Oh, Alice. Oh, Alice.

Oh, all right, but make it quick.

Oh, all right.

Oh, are the blueberries getting stuck in your braces again?

Oh, Carol.

Oh, Carol. One word of advice:

Oh, daddy's sorry, honey, but daddy had amnesia.

Oh, darn. I must have dropped my yarn.

Oh, excuse me. Who are you?

Oh, George, pull yourself together.

Oh, George, you're such a card!

Oh, George.

Oh, George.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, good. They're here.

Oh, great.

Oh, hello. I am looking for Mike Brady.

Oh, hi, marcia. Would you like to talk to my boyfriend George?

Oh, I can't wait for marcia to hear me talking to George.

Oh, I couldn't!

Oh, I don't have my license yet,

Oh, I love Toto.

Oh, I mean, what is it, um... Uh...Um...

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, isn't she a beauty?

Oh, it's a simple matter of a horse.

Oh, it's delicious.

Oh, it's ok, Cindy.

Oh, jan! How are you doing?

Oh, jan. Oh, jan. Oh, jan.

Oh, Jay...

Oh, kids. You know how g**** juice stains.

Oh, man, we got to catch their next show.

Oh, marcia, marcia, marcia!

Oh, Mike, what are we going to do?

Oh, Mike.

Oh, Mike.

Oh, Mike. What a wonderful anniversary present.

Oh, Mr. Martin.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my. It's windy out here.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! The horse!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. They're gone.

Oh, no. What about my ride?

Oh, nothing!

Oh, of course. I'm almost done

Oh, quiet, Alice. Here comes you know who.

Oh, really?

Oh, really? Her husband?

Oh, right. The nun Chucks. Shoot.

Oh, Roy, you shouldn't flatter me.

Oh, Roy.

Oh, Roy.

Oh, sorry, dad.

Oh, thanks, daddy!

Oh, that's right. I forgot to tell you.

Oh, the colors were so bright

Oh, they're not drumsticks, dad. They're weapons.

Oh, well, great. We need to get mom an anniversary present, too.

Oh, well... Here's one.

Oh, well...You have to get it back.

Oh, yeah. I just gave her and her friend a jeep.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, she's editor of the school yearbook

Oh, yes, Carol. It symbolizes our marriage,

Oh, you can hardly notice that.

Oh, you're silly.

Oh, you're so romantic.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Careful!

Oh! Excuse me.

Oh! Not here either.

Oh! She's not under here.

Oh! What happened here?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Mm hmm.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Well, let's not talk about her.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...I see.

Ok, are you the skinny decaf mochaccino Grande?

Ok, dad. Thanks for the neat stuff, Mr. Martin.

Ok, everybody, time to throw the bouquet.

Ok, fellas...

Ok, kids.

Ok, then.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok.

Ok. [Car horn honks]

Ok. 2 cokes for... 2 groovy chicks.

Ok. Let me clarify things. You're a loser,

Ok. Thanks, mommy.

Ok. You go you go first

On second thought, maybe you detectives can help me find something.

On you know when the day of their you know what.

One at a time!

One of a pair, it's the only known existing statue.

One possibly dead husband

Only, she never gets yelled at.

Ooh! Groovy day, isn't it, Mrs. Brady?

Ooh! Oh!

Ooh! Sidesaddle or bareback?

Or translated for the decade impaired,

Or whatever your name is.

Or you're going to get hurt.

Or, really, I guess it would be

Ouch!

Our little girl is growing up, Mike.

Our lush island mountains.

Our next item up for auction is a lovely horse statue donated by Carol Brady.

Outasight!

Over here!

Over who got the better driving test score.

P.A.: Attention. Your attention, please.

P.A.: May I have your attention, please?

P.A.: Will the very beautiful jan Brady...

Painful to the very end.

Parents must have done some serious drugs in the seventies, man.

People magazine, and David letterman.

Peter, drumsticks are not toys.

Peter, the house we live in may be a little small

Peter, why were you being so high handed with those workers?

Peter, you come down from there.

Peter: Alice, watch out. Mr. Martin has a gun.

Peter: Dad, are you ok?

Peter: Oh, mom. Can't Mr. Martin stay with us?

Peter: Ok, Bobby. Now I want you to keep your eyes peeled.

Peter: Watch out!

Peter: You're so lucky, jan.

Peter.

Peter.

Please sit down and shut up?

Preferably one named George.

Pretty early in the morning to fool Mike Brady.

Prison?

Put yourself up for adoption.

Quite so wonderful as this horse.

Radio: ¶ the sailors say, "Brandy, you're a fine girl" ¶

Ready?

Really, marcia?

Really?

Really?

Really? Is that true, Roy?

Really? That I'd like to see.

Really? This is super!

Remember when the kids couldn't agree on what to buy

Remember, we're the Bradys,

Reverse march, private Brady.

Right now, I want to concentrate on

Right over here.

Right!

Right.

Right. Yeah.

Roy didn't mention anything about having been in prison.

Roy lied.

Roy says that's what you got to do if you want to make it in the big house.

Roy, could we talk for a minute before we go inside?

Roy, I have something I'd like to discuss with you.

Roy, I insist that you stay here as our guest.

Roy, there's something I've been wanting to ask you.

Roy, this horse is very important to you, isn't it?

Roy, what are you doing?

Roy: And I rushed right back here

Roy: Oh, great. You're back. Can I borrow your car, Bobby?

Roy: Oh, your dad's right, son.

Roy: Oh.

Roy!

Roy?

Roy?

Roy?

Roy.

Sandy.

Says who?

Scissors. Scissors.

See, we built the house of cards

Send Cindy to a special school.

Sergi

Sergio is here for you.

Sergio.

Seventh. Who is counting?

Shadow puppets! Shadow puppets!

Shag carpeting, and formica.

She looks harmless enough. I think you can let her go.

She must have gotten in here by mistake.

She said she wanted me us to have it.

She told me how you sabotaged

She's a way out, happening kind of chick,

She's leaving us clues so we can follow her.

She's over there,

Sign your yearbook. Oh!

Since Sam had a visit from that health inspector.

So do you want her?

So he gets to hang out at the gym and mop up all the blood and the sweat.

So he gets to hang out at the station all summer.

So I can get up early and hang out with Mr. Martin.

So I made something special for you.

So I see.

So I'll just find a fleabag motel to stay in.

So I'm just going to blurt it out.

So if you don't mind giving me the $20 million...

So many boys wrote in my yearbook.

So put some pressure on him.

So thanks to you,

So what do you say? Chili dogs again?

So you'd be better off dating somebody more your speed,

So, in keeping with the spirit of togetherness,

So, jan, did any boys write messages in your yearbook?

So, Warren, what kind of music do you like?

So, we're all set for the party on Saturday.

So...I'm going on a date, too,

So...It's just too bad you don't have a date, too, jan.

Some way...

Someday...

Somehow...

Something heavy happening somewhere.

Something more important.

Something super important.

Something we could all enjoy.

Sometimes I can wear it in a French twist,

Sorry I've been acting weird

Sorry to bother you.

Sorry to wake you up, but...

Spaghetti with mushroom sauce.

Stand back.

Stay home with Mr. Martin?

Stick his head in the toilet and flush it.

Still planning for the wedding ceremony, Mr. Brady?

Stolen our horse, and kidnapped my wife,

Stop whining.

Straight.

Sure, dad.

Sure, jan.

Sure, Mrs. Brady.

Sure.

Sure. Just sign right here

Sure. Lots of boys wrote messages.

Sweetheart, your father's right.

Sweetheart.

Take a look.

Take jan!

Take me with you.

Tell them how you wash and condition it.

Thank goodness I use aqua net.

Thank you and congratulations, miss Gabor.

Thank you, Cindy.

Thank you, mark.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for inviting me to the wedding, jan.

Thanks for the talk, mark.

Thanks for the tip.

Thanks, Alice.

Thanks, Greg.

Thanks, mom.

Thanks, Mr. Martin.

Thanks.

That a house isn't just made of fake wood paneling,

That became this grand island chain.

That can split us apart.

That couldn't fit in the attic.

That fighting is no way to solve a problem,

That fly to the moon.

That friend is no friend at all.

That great a basketball player.

That horse from my last journey.

That I almost lost the one thing I love the most:

That makes me feel a whole lot better.

That man threatened my kids, kidnapped my wife,

That Roy from the beginning,

That Sam is so thoughtful.

That she'll never have half as much pep as you.

That stretched me about half a foot,

That that doll's not a real person?

That this is yarn from mom's needlepoint.

That time we did the Charleston was the absolute tops.

That, too.

That's a great idea!

That's because he's a transfer student.

That's funny.

That's funny. I've never heard of a George glass at our school.

That's great, Alice.

That's how I'll forget about her.

That's it, Brady.

That's it! We found it!

That's nice, marcia.

That's not what I meant.

That's right

That's right, Alice.

That's very generous of you, Dr. whitehead,

That's what kept me going.

That's wow! Very nice.

The accident?

The best way to find your mother

The boat you were traveling on when you found the horse,

The boys wanted a rowboat.

The delivery boy said he wanted just one more look at the beautiful jan Brady.

The girls wanted a sewing machine.

The guardian horse from the ancient t'ang dynasty.

The heck out of me.

The last couple of days.

The light really does go out when you close the door.

The lost horse of the first t'ang emperor,

The moon? Wow!

The police will track you down.

The potato sack racing in the backyard.

The ship washed up on the shore of some uncharted desert isle.

The surgeons did all they could, but...

The trees, the car, the people,

The way I love you?

Then how the heck could we ever play a game of gin rummy?

Then I demand you tell me what happened to him right now.

Then I guess I'd better make sure

Then she'll have to believe me.

Then that gift should give the givee regrets.

There is one thing we could do, though. What?

There was an accident.

There we go.

There's a new thing called women's lib.

There's always room for one more in the Brady house.

There's my turn.

There's no time for that.

There's no time to dillydally.

There's no way you'd find another doll as wonderful.

There's only one place for this horse:

There's something I'd like to get a firm grasp on, Mr. Brady.

There's the Mountain. This must be the spot.

These are my funky new threads.

These ruins got to be close.

They bought everything!

They just laugh at me.

They started the auction?

They're from my boyfriend, George glass.

They're going to put Trevor away

They're heavy into kitsch.

Thindy?

This can't be.

This doll doesn't seem so important after all.

This is $20 million we're talking about.

This is all my fault!

This is all my fault.

This is all my fault.

This is all my fault.

This is all my fault.

This is all my fault.

This is all my fault.

This is going to be the best anniversary present

This is it! Come on!

This is mm mm mm mm mm.

This is my room now.

Those are my mushrooms.

Those poor people stuck on an island

Tiger? Tiger?

Till you go to college.

Time to see the master at work.

To be honest...

To buy that horse from you, Mr. Brady,

To decide who gets the attic.

To have a little mystery about yourself,

To have it cleaned in the morning?

To miss Gabor's car, aren't you?

To our parents' surprise wedding this weekend?

To remain single very long.

To the antique store on Sherwood Avenue to be cleaned.

Together: Dad!

Together: Honey, are you all right?

Together?

Toto?

Troops! Dinner!

Tropicana.

Trust me, it's for the best.

Try this.

Ugh!

Uh oh.

Uh, actually, no. It's about Peter

Uh, ever had.

Uh, for your mother.

Uh, marcia...

Uh, neat, dad.

Uh, pumpkin?

Uh, right here in my dad's den.

Uh, yeah?

Uh...Shadow puppets!

Uh...Something suddenly came up.

Uh...Well, uh, actually, um...No.

Uhh!

Um, well...

Um, well... That's because I picked it up

Um...It's none of my business,

Understood?

Unfortunately, Mr. Thomas, I cannot do that.

Veni, vidi, vici

Wait a minute, officer.

Wait a minute! What am I saying?

Wait for us!

Wait, wait, where are you taking me?

Want some cake?

Warren mulaney.

We are going to pick up the horse later.

We need some of his fingerprints.

We will start the bidding with $20 million.

We'd like to thank Mrs. mccormick and Mrs. plumb

We'll have to cancel the wedding,

We're all checked out.

We're not brother and sister?

We're running a business here, and you don't get paid to just sit around and loaf.

We're very open minded here in the islands.

Welcome to the Hilton Hawaiian village.

Well, actually, it would be one dead husband

Well, dad, I'm not going to let anybody stand in my way anymore,

Well, except for your eyesight...

Well, great.

Well, hey there, foxy lady.

Well, I know he was here a minute ago.

Well, I know it seems complicated, but it won't be long

Well, I still haven't found kitty carryall.

Well, I, uh

Well, I... I would if I could,

Well, I'm not backing down.

Well, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to get up

Well, I'm sure kitty carryall didn't want to leave.

Well, I'm sure you're the most, too, George.

Well, I've been telling people something that isn't the total truth.

Well, if he's as crazy about you as you say,

Well, isn't that something?

Well, it looks like I'm still married to Roy, my first husband,

Well, it's been scary.

Well, it's fine except, hmm...

Well, it's like I always say

Well, like I always say, caveat emptor.

Well, Mrs. Brady, what do you think of the new you?

Well, neither am I.

Well, no. We don't really need one.

Well, she used to sleep with 2 girls,

Well, sometimes the wrong kind of girl

Well, there's a simple solution. Just get a divorce.

Well, they're valuing it at $50.

Well, this can be our first real case.

Well, uh, sweetheart,

Well, um, to be honest,

Well, we did have it,

Well, we're a family,

Well, weapons are not toys either, Peter.

Well, what I'm saying is,

Well, why don't you put down your needlepoint,

Well, you better hurry up, Peter. We're going to be late.

Well, you know, I'm really into hip hop.

Well, you see, Mr. Martin, it got a little dirty, so we had to send it

Well, you seem to be having quite an effect on Peter.

Well, you sure did grow since daddy's been away.

Well...

Well... What are these?

Well...I have my car, marcia.

What a coincidence, because I want to ask you something, too.

What a nice name. Is he Cuban?

What about Mike... And Bobby?

What am I going to do without her?

What am I wearing?

What an unexpected rainstorm.

What are we waiting for? Let's go, gang.

What are you doing down there?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Get back up here!

What are you talking about?

What auction? Christie's? Sotheby's?

What do you mean, oh, Roy? Oh, Roy, what?

What do you mean, super?

What do you mean, take it off?

What I'd like to know is,

What if she ran away and is never coming back?

What is it, jan?

What is it, sweetheart?

What is it?

What is it? What's wrong?

What she means

What should I do if Roy asks the girls and me to go away with him?

What your plans are now that you're alive.

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What's going on?

What's his name, jan?

What's it about?

What's the problem? Her parents don't like you?

Whatever. Anyway, I'm in a bit of a hurry,

When I get done with your new hairstyle,

When I told her how much this horse meant to me to us

When it's right for you, you'll know.

When the giver has given thought to that gift,

When you're a man?

Where am I?

Where do you need to go?

Where they build rocket ships

Where's Carol?

Where's marcia?

Where's Roy? ¶ who you are into what you're gonna be ¶

Where's that bald girl?

Wherever that doll is, we're going to find her.

Which began thousands of years ago.

Which you obviously don't.

Who are they?

Who became head cheerleader instead of you,

Who might understand me.

Who the hell is that? $250!

Who's Mike?

Who's Roy?

Whoa ho!

Whoa, Greg. Greg, this girl is way too fast for you,

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! How long you been driving?

Whoa! Wait! Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa.

Whoops.

Why aren't you in the attic with Greg?

Why can't dad have an exciting job?

Why do I have to work in dad's architecture firm this summer?

Why don't they shut up?

Why not?

Why on earth would you lie to us?

Why, Alice, how thoughtful of you.

Why, if you were an architect,

Why, share the attic, of course.

Will be for us to split up.

Will see how popular I am!

Will these do?

With Mike and the kids and Alice.

With my sister!

With the floral print trim.

With the things that I left behind.

With those hospital blueprints, Mr. Phillips.

With those trading stamps that Alice had saved up?

With warmth and hospitality,

With Warren mulaney.

Without that attitude, I never would have made it in the big house.

Woman: $200!

Woman: Now, kids. Listen to me.

Woo hoo hoo! Carol!

Woo woo!

Woo.

Would be the perfect surprise.

Would those of you dancing and singing in the aisles

Would you like me to tell you what being a good guest means?

Would you please page the very beautiful jan Brady

Wow!

Wow!

Wow! Aw, that's nice.

Wow! Neato!

Wow! Out of sight!

Wow.

Wuh! Yo! Wah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Sherwood Avenue.

Yeah. This will be great!

Yeah. Well, I'm going to go see if there's

Yeah. Whatever.

Yeah. Why don't you run and go get me a fresca, ok, Brady?

Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

Yeah. You like them?

Yeeah!

Yes, it does.

Yes, sir.

Yes, there is. Look what we found.

Yes.

Yes. I wound up on CNN,

Yes. I'm so glad to see you.

Yes. I've been waiting for you.

Yes. Yes, we are.

Yo!

Yo!

Yoo hoo!

You all right, sweetheart?

You behave. I'll be right over here.

You betcha.

You can take my den as long as you need it.

You can tell me.

You can't date him!

You can't possibly believe her.

You can't take my mommy!

You could bid on it yourself tomorrow. Yeah.

You could design a building

You did the right thing, honey,

You don't have to say a word.

You don't want to be tardy your first day on the job.

You forgot your change.

You guys are nutty.

You have grown up to be so gorgeous.

You have to be true to yourself, jan,

You have to show people who's boss,

You haven't changed a bit.

You know, maybe I should slap someone.

You look so...

You look under that bed. I'll get this one.

You mean we'll get a new TV?

You mean...

You messed up? What do you mean you messed up?

You must listen to me.

You never thought you could do.

You plug into your TV set that gives you 50 channels?

You really have to have it going on

You remember my boss Mr. Phillips.

You see, a deck consists of 52 cards,

You see, my dad wants me to become an architect,

You see, Peter, everything is miniaturized:

You see, there's this chick I'm really hung up on,

You see, when you're a man,

You think anyone would notice if we mix him in with the foundation?

You told us you were Roy Martin.

You want me to stay?

You were going bananas without her.

You weren't talking about my anniversary gift, were you?

You what?

You will?

You will? That's great.

You will.

You? How?

You'd be heartbroken if she left.

You're carrying this out

You're going to be able to do a lot of things

You're telling me there's some kind of wire

You're what?

You've crossed the line.

You've got to be kidding!

Your mom here gets it.

Your mother's a clever woman.

Your turn.

Your wife? I thought we agreed to take it with us.

Zsa zsa!

Zsa zsa...She, uh, gave it to me.

1...

2...

2...

3 weeks?

3!

3...

4...

4...

4...

4...

4...

149...

150...

151.

"And someday, my dream of dreams

"Girl most likely to be popular the rest of her life."

"Jan 2, 4, 6, 8.

"Menage a trois."

"Most popular girl at summer camp."

"Most popular girl at westdale high."

"Wear your retainer, and your teeth will get straight.

[Air hissing]

[Alice thinking] He didn't like my meatloaf.

[Alice whistles loudly]

[All chattering]

[All gasp]

[All gasp]

[All gasp]

[All shouting]

[All talking at once]

[All talking at once]

[All talking at once]

[All talking excitedly]

[Applause]

[Barks]

[Bobby thinking] If I'd been a better detective,

[Both men grunting]

[Breathy] Good bye, George.

[Burp]

[Chuckles nervously]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles]

[Chuckles] $50?

[Chuckles] No.

[Chuckles] Oh, Alice.

[Chuckles] That's cute, very cute.

[Cindy thinking] If I wasn't so busy looking for my doll,

[Clunk]

[Conk]

[Coughing]

[Crack]

[Crowd murmuring]

[Deep voice] Hello. This is George glass.

[Deep, sultry voice] Yes, Greg?

[ding]

[Dog barking]

[Dog whimpers]

[Doll thinking] I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie.

[Door opens]

[Door slides open]

[Doorbell chimes]

[Doorbell rings]

[Doorbell rings]

[Echoing] Husband, husband, husband.

[Everyone laughs]

[Everyone laughs]

[Excited conversation]

[gasps] All: Ooh.

[Giggles]

[Giggles]

[Giggles]

[Greg and marcia laughing]

[Greg continues laughing]

[Greg thinking] Marcia looks great!

[Groans]

[Gulp]

[Heavy metal music playing inside]

[jan shouting]

[Jan thinking] It was wrong to make up George glass.

[Jan whimpers]

[Knock on door]

[Knock on door]

[Knock on door]

[Knock on door]

[Laughing]

[Laughs]

[Laughter]

[Laughter]

[Lisping] Cindy.

[Loud music drowns out announcement]

[Marcia giggles]

[Marcia thinking] This is all jan's fault.

[Moaning]

[Motor roaring]

[Natives chanting]

[Nervous chuckle]

[Normal voice] I mean...What?

[Peter thinking] What a dumbhead I am.

[Pop]

[Quietly] Keep it!

[Quietly] Yes! Yes! Yes!

[Rap]

[Relieved] Oh. Oh. Sherwood Avenue.

[Rock music playing]

[Sigh]

[Sigh]

[Sigh]

[Sigh]

[Sigh]

[Sigh]

[Sighing]

[Sighs heavily]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

[Siren]

[Snaps fingers]

[Sniffs]

[Sobs softly]

[Softly] ¶ good time music ¶

[Sound of needle sliding across record]

[Spits]

[Splash]

[sultry voice] Yes, Greg?

[Surprised] Ohh!

[Talking all at once]

[Telephone ringing and people talking]

[The monkees' last train to clarksville playing]

[Theme from i dream of Jeannie playing]

[Thunder]

[Tires screech]

[Tires squeal]

[Various enthusiastic comments]

[Wedding march playing]

[Whimpers]

[whistles] Hey! ¶ sha na na na na ¶

[whistling]

[Whistling]

¶ ...a new haircut ¶

¶ ...being wrong doing right ¶

¶ "what a good wife you would be" ¶

¶ all of them had hair of gold ¶

¶ and I need to find me some cheer ¶

¶ and I need to find me some cheer ¶

¶ and if you do, you'll know ¶

¶ and if you do, you'll know ¶

¶ and that's a pretty nice haircut ¶

¶ and then winter turns to spring ¶

¶ and then winter turns to spring ¶

¶ and they knew that it was much more than a hunch ¶

¶ and you got me wantin' you ¶

¶ autumn turns to winter ¶

¶ aw, honey, honey ¶

¶ but long as I ¶

¶ charts are like a puzzle ¶

¶ create a lot of love and good vibes for humanity ¶

¶ Darlin', don't you go and cut your hair... ¶

¶ don't fight the tide, come along for the ride ¶

¶ don't fight the tide, come along for the ride ¶

¶ don't you see? ¶

¶ don't you see? ¶

¶ good morning, starshine ¶

¶ Good morning, starshine ¶

¶ good time music ¶

¶ good time music ¶

¶ good time music ¶

¶ good time music ¶

¶ Good time music ¶

¶ good time music ¶

¶ good time music ¶

¶ Here's the story of a lovely lady ¶

¶ here's the story of a man named Brady ¶

¶ hesitate to die ¶

¶ Hey, lady ¶

¶ hit men wearin' muzzles ¶

¶ I don't want to be right ¶

¶ I don't want to be right ¶

¶ I guess it's the only way... ¶

¶ I'd rather live a wrong life ¶

¶ I've got plenty of blues and sort of bad news ¶

¶ I've got plenty of blues and sort of bad news ¶

¶ I've got to piece it back right and make a good flight ¶

¶ If being right means being without you ¶

¶ it goes for everything ¶

¶ it just might snow ¶

¶ it's a downright disgrace ¶

¶ it's much better to put yourself together ¶

¶ it's not just the seasons, you know ¶

¶ it's not just the seasons, you know ¶

¶ Just shut up ¶

¶ keep it to yourself... ¶

¶ let me hear some of that good time music ¶

¶ Let me hear some of that good time music ¶

¶ like their mother ¶

¶ look around, around ¶

¶ love can turn to rain and then ¶

¶ me and my whole world... ¶

¶ more so recently ¶

¶ My love and me are preaching ¶

¶ Oh, no, no, no ¶

¶ Oh, no, no, no ¶

¶ oh, no, no, no ¶

¶ Oh, no, no, no... ¶

¶ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ¶

¶ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ¶

¶ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ¶

¶ ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh... ¶

¶ our early morning ¶

¶ react positively ¶

¶ sha na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶

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¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶

¶ Sha na na na na na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶

¶ sha na na na na na na na na ¶

¶ singing song ¶

¶ Sugar ¶

¶ that I love to hear ¶

¶ that I love to hear ¶

¶ that this group must somehow form a family ¶

¶ That's fine with me ¶

¶ that's the way we all became the Brady bunch ¶

¶ that's the way we became the Brady bunch ¶

¶ the Brady bunch ¶

¶ the Brady bunch ¶

¶ the earth says hello ¶

¶ the second drummer drown ¶

¶ the youngest one in curls ¶

¶ then it's time to change ¶

¶ then it's time to change ¶

¶ there's no sense in walking around ¶

¶ they were 4 men living all together ¶

¶ this telephone is down ¶

¶ till the one day when the lady met this fellow ¶

¶ well, there have been some times when I've been down ¶

¶ when it's time to change ¶

¶ when it's time to change ¶

¶ when it's time to change ¶

¶ when it's time to change ¶

¶ when it's time to change, you've got to rearrange ¶

¶ who was bringing up 3 very lovely girls ¶

¶ who was busy with 3 boys of his own ¶

¶ who you are into what you're gonna be ¶

¶ who you are into what you're gonna be ¶

¶ who you are into what you're gonna be ¶

¶ with your feet stuck to the ground ¶

¶ yet they were all alone ¶

¶ you are my candy girl ¶

¶ you got to take a lesson from mother nature ¶

¶ you got to take a lesson from mother nature ¶

¶ you twinkle below ¶

¶ You twinkly above us ¶

¶ you're a fine girl ¶

¶ you've got to rearrange ¶

¶ you've got to rearrange ¶

¶ you've got to rearrange ¶

¶ your mom and dad, they say it's a shame ¶

$1,000!

$10,000!

$50, and I have it free and clear?

$50.

$100!

$300!