Easy Rider Edit

A double whamny for you all.

A little smashed.

A small thing to ask.

All he's gotta do is look into it and he can see

All right. Carl.

All right. George. What're you gonna do now?

All right. nan.

All right. nan.

All right. nan. I don't know.

Amen.

And here, 1 2 years later, I find it on ny pillow...

And in Jesus Christ. His only son, our Lord

And it was going across the sky, and it flashed three times at ne...

And it went right across the sky. And then....

And l saw it.

And not me.

And that's about as low as they come. I'll tell you.

And they're green.

And they've been living and working anong us ever since.

And this here is Captain America.

And you're such a cruel mother and l hate you so much.

Anything they could get ahold of.

Are you an Aquarius?

As it was in the beginning. it is now

At least nobody white.

Baby. Okay. Okay.

Because I'n a long way from the city...

Billy.

Blessed are thou amongst wonen and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Bourbon and Toulouse, New Orleans, Louisiana."

But l just gotta go.

But l notice you're not noving.

But l'd love to freak.

But talking about it and being it...

But they see a free individual. it's gonna scare them.

But they're getting this crop in.

By the way, thanks for the aspirin before.

Can do your own thing in your own tine.

Can l have a light?

Can we have some more coffee?

Check the flag on that bike.

Chicks, man.

Come back!

Come here.

Come here. l gotta talk to you, nan.

Come on. it's checkout time.

Come on. nan.

Come on. you little Hereford. Get yourself over here.

Come. ny dear. We won't play here.

Could you get me a cigarette?

Dig, nan. They're gonna make it.

Do this instead.

Do you ever....

Do you know what l nean?

Do you like our place here?

Do you mind if l take the tall one?

Doesn't make any difference what city. They're all alike.

Don't be foolish.

Don't look too close because the sheriff's right over there.

Don't stop! Don't stop! I'n dying!

Don't tell anybody that they're not free, because they'll get busy...

Don't worry. Billy. Everything's all right.

Don't you dare! Don't you dare!

Done a lot of work for the ACLU.

Everybody got chicken, that's what.

Everything we ever dreamed of is in that gas tank.

Everything's fine. Billy.

Except that their society is more highly evolved.

Excuse me one minute, ladies.

Fire.

For once, nan will have a godlike control...

Freedon's what it's all about.

Fron a city?

George Hansen.

Get it to his folks somehow.

Get out.

Give it to ne.

Glory be to the father and the son....

Go ahead.

Go ahead. Light it up.

Go and get us a groovy dinner.

Going up for the last time, the last tine, the last tine.

Good night, nan.

Goodbye, girls.

Hard to say? Where are you from, man?

Hard to say.

Hark ye gentles! Hark ye all.

He ain't gonna be using that.

He ascended into heaven and sits at the right hand of God.

He ascended into heaven and sits at the right hand of God...

He shall come to judge the living and the dead.

He won't know what it is, man.

He's a biggie.

He's beautiful.

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!

Here.

Here's his card, man.

Here's to the first of the day, fellas.

Here's to you.

Hey, Billy.

Hey, can l have a ride?

Hey, could you take me and ny friend over across the canyon?

Hey, Lisa?

Hey, man, what are you doing?

Hey, man!

Hey, man. All we represent to them is sonebody who needs a haircut.

Hey, man. Hey, nan.

Hey, man. Hey!

Hey, Sarah. How's it going?

Hey, you got a room?

Hey, you want a drink?

Hey! Hey, man, would you nind?

Hey.

Holy Mary. nother of God, pray for us sinners. now and at the hour

Hot damn!

How about that?

How could you make ne hate you so nuch?

How long did you boys say it would take you to get down there?

How's it going?

How's your joint. George?

Howdy!

I believe in God, Father Alnighty, creator of heaven and earth.

I believe in God...

I believe in the Holy Ghost, the holy Catholic Church...

I bet you haven't had anybody around like ne to rap to.

I bet you'd like to do nore than that.

I can feel the outside but I can't

I can feel the outside.

I can't believe they're here.

I can't believe. What are they doing here?

I can't feel the inside. Okay?

I can't understand what's gone wrong with it.

I didn't realize.

I do.

I don't drink.

I don't know why I like you.

I don't know. but l don't think they'll make the parish line.

I don't know. nan. I was watching this object...

I don't mind giving you a ride.

I don't think you're gonna.

I don't....

I got to talking so nuch, I clean forgot about....

I gotta get out of here, nan.

I gotta get out of here, nan.

I gotta get then.

I guess I I guess I really tied one on last night.

I guess nobody else here is interested...

I guess we'll have to dance for that.

I guessed right.

I hate you so nuch.

I hate you so nuch.

I imagine that l can if you haven't killed anybody.

I just wanna know where you're from.

I keep seeing things jumping all over the place.

I know it. l know you. l know you. I know you.

I know l like you.

I know you.

I know you.

I like something with black pants on.

I like that.

I like the one in the red shirt with suspenders.

I like you.

I loved you.

I nean, a second rate motel, you dig?

I nean, each nan Because of their technology...

I nean, it just suddenly....

I never really thought of nyself as a freak.

I never wanted to be anybody else.

I picked Unhand ne! I played connunes

I saw sonething, but l didn't see it working here.

I saw two of then one tine just kissing away.

I see you're up, Mr. Hansen. You'll feel a lot better after this.

I sonetines say it all day.

I still say they're not gonna make the parish line.

I think he's beautiful.

I think I'm gonna crash.

I think one's Alley Oop...

I think this is a crackpot idea. That's what l think.

I think you have crashed, nan.

I thought at first that bunch over there...

I thought jails were built for humanity, and that won't quite qualify.

I wanna get out of here.

I wish I could renember it.

I'd like to fix ny flat. if you don't mind.

I'd like to try Porky Pig.

I'd love to take you girls for a ride.

I'll buy you a drink.

I'll order kidneys, because I left nine out on the road somewhere.

I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it.

I'll tell you.

I'm going down to Mardi Gras I'm gonna get me a Mardi Gras queen

I'n dead.

I'n dead. Do you understand?

I'n getting a little snashed, nan.

I'n getting to think you're a regular "regular" here.

I'n getting to....

I'n gonna die! I'n gonna die!

I'n hip about time.

I'n kind of a freak nyself.

I'n not gonna tell your dad.

I'n really from New York. This is all just a weird act.

I'n right here, out of ny head.

I'n right out here.

I'n right out here. I'n right out here.

I'n so used to the booze.

I'n sorry about the misunderstanding.

I've got an idea.

If they're so smart, why don't they reveal thenselves...

If we're going, we're going. Let's go!

If you don't shut your mouth. you ain't gonna have a head!

In the barn there, you'll find any tools you'll need.

In the nane of thy only begotten son...

Indians!

Is that right?

Is this really your hair? Are you kidding ne?

It certainly has been nice.

It gives you a whole new way of looking at the day.

It just changed direction and went whizzing off. lt flashed and

It looks like a stage. You got a light opera company?

It sure is.

It went out.

It won't be out of your way, honest.

It won't take us a week to get to New Orleans.

It would be a devastating blow to our antiquated systens.

It's a long way to Mardi Gras, baby.

It's all right.

It's hard to say because it's a very long word. you know?

It's not every man that can live off the land, you know?

It's real hard to be free...

L.A.

L.A.?

Last week, Susan dropped in with 12 people fron Easter City.

Later.

Let me see that.

Let's ask them to take us for a ride.

Let's eat.

Let's get it on.

Let's go outside.

Let's split.

Listen to ne. I want you to be beautiful.

Look at then ginks.

Look at then. We're all aglow.

Look at this, man. A seashell. Dig.

Look at those chicks. nan.

Look at us. We're all aglow! Look. Glow, glow, glow!

Look like a bunch of refugees fron a gorilla love in.

Lord have nercy, is that what that is?

Los Angeles.

Los Angeles. ls that a fact?

Make ne lovable.

Man, don't do that.

Marijuana.

Mary loved....

Me and Eric Heisman was down in Mexico two weeks ago.

Men at war. How ghastly, ghastly!

Mine troupe?

More water! More water!

Must've had a hell of a good time.

My head.

My mother, of all people, retrieved it. I can't understand that.

My nane is Billy.

My nane is Mary.

My wife is Catholic, you know?

Naturally, we had to say no.

Neil, cone on.

Never got further than the state line.

Never mind. Just shut up and take it.

No, I don't mind.

No, I nean it.

No, I'n just kind of tired.

No, man, now really. He would've wanted us to, man.

No, man. This is grass.

No, thanks. l got sone store bought here of ny own.

No! You know me.

No. It nakes then dangerous.

Not every denand for change in the existing order should be heeded.

Not generally.

Not much further.

Not when I'n around.

Nothing to eat, out by the side of the road looking for dead horses.

Now this is supposed to be the finest whorehouse in the South.

Now Venusians are neeting with people in all walks of life...

Now, the result of this has been that the Venusians...

Now, we still have leaders...

Oh yeah, that's right. That's what it's all about.

Oh, come on. I've gotta get dinner on.

Oh, dear God, please let it be! Please help ne conceive a child!

Oh, God, how l loved you.

Oh, God.

Oh, l'd like to get over there.

Oh, l'm not talking about you and your friends, you know that.

Oh, l've got a helnet. I got a beauty.

Oh, man. Hey, nan.

Oh, man. Wow, Mardi Gras.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my head.

Oh, my, I believe it went out.

Oh, no, no, no...

Oh, no.

Oh, no. What did l do now?

Oh, now. l don't know about that.

Oh, our old ladies won't mind.

Oh, what an I gonna do now?

Oh, yeah. I'n stoned, man. But, like, I saw a satellite.

On the other hand, repeated and well founded complaints...

One of then darn sure is not Oola.

One thing I didn't used to do...

Or even...

Out here in the wilderness, fighting Indians and cowboys on every side.

Out of sight, man.

Parading without a permit, nan!

Parading without a permit? You gotta be kidding. Do you know who this is?

Perseverance brings danger.

Pisces?

Please let us have a ride.

Please, God, let me out of here!

Pull alongside. We'll scare the hell out of them.

Really? You say it all day?

Rudolph. what are you eating?

Save it and we'll do it tonorrow norning first thing.

See there? $25. Not too bad for no razor blades.

See? I'll bet nobody ever said that to you.

See...

She didn't want ne to play football. Always afraid l'd get hurt.

She wanted to take 1 0 pounds of rice with her.

So she gets uptight. breaks out sone hash and won't give us any.

Sure like to get sone food.

Swamp.

Swamp.

Thank you for a place...

Thank you, Bob.

Thank you, Bob.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot, Bob. See you later.

Thanks a nillion. Say hello to the missus.

Thanks for the stuff you brought.

Thanks, mister.

That smoke's getting to ne.

That was a UFO beaning back at you.

That was for ny friend.

That'd be good if the powers that be wouldn't hear about this.

That's a hundinger.

That's a week away. nan.

That's all right. They're good boys. You can give then a cigarette.

That's all taken care of.

That's gonna be the weirdest. you know?

That's right.

That's the nine troupe stage.

That's what you said this norning.

That's why I'n out here now.

The city.

The governnent knows all about then.

The governor of Louisiana gave me this.

The man is at the window

The man is at the window The man is at the window

The man is at the window!

The old nan's not feeling good. Know what l mean?

The people this place belongs to are buried right under you.

The place where we're at now?

The third day, he rose from the dead.

The third day, he rose from the dead.

The water in that river is about 80 degrees.

There was no misunderstanding. We're all in the same cage here.

There were 40 or 50 living in a one roon place.

There you go.

There's 1 8 or 20 left. And they're city kids. Look at then.

There's not nuch here, man.

There's nothing but sand. They ain't gonna make it.

There's sone money, and there's his driver's license.

These ain't no pork chops. These are U.S. prine.

These leaders have decided to repress this infornation...

These people got here late in the sumner.

They don't have any leaders. because each man is a leader.

They don't have no wars. They got no monetary system.

They got fancy bikes. That's sone Yankee queers.

They know we're talking about then.

They know you in this place?

They think we'd cut their throat. They're scared.

They used rusty razor blades on the last two longhairs...

They went outside to start their bus...

They'll stay here till it's harvested. That's the whole thing.

They'll think you He'll laugh in your face.

They're gonna nake it.

They're gonna talk to you and talk to you...

They're not scared of you.

They're scared of what you represent to then.

They've been coning here ever since 1 946...

They've gone down to the hot springs to bathe.

They've got bases all over the world now.

Think it's a crackpot idea.

This is a weird place. nan.

This is Captain America. l'n Billy. We're headliners, baby.

This place we're coning to?

This place.

Those are what are known as country witticisns.

Though l don't suppose it'll do me nuch good.

Tine has come for curtain call.

To old D.H. Lawrence.

Too late to plant. But the weather was beautiful...

Trying to make everybody look like Yul Brynner.

Turn that thing off. You're naking ny horse skittish.

Two males. Think of it.

We are in an establishnent now, aren't we?

We ask that our efforts...

We ask...

We better go back.

We blew it.

We can't even get into a second rate hotel.

We can't take any nore strangers. Just too nany people dropping in.

We did it, man! We did it.

We don't have nuch longer. We'll be there soon.

We got a week.

We got things we wanna do, nan.

We gotta get to Mardi Gras, man. We're going to Mardi Gras.

We have planted our seeds.

We might have to bring hin to the Hilton before it's over.

We ought to put them in a cage and charge adnission to see them.

We played every fair in this part of the country. I mean. for top dollar too!

We seen 40 of then flying in formation.

We thank thee, Lord, for these thy gifts received fron thy bounty.

We thank you for the food we eat fron other hands...

We'll all go to Mardi Gras.

We'll go there for just one drink. nan.

We'll put him in a wonan's cell.

We're eating their food.

We're not no traveling bureau.

We're ready now.

We're retired in Florida now, nister.

We're rich, man.

We're rich, Wyatt.

We've cone to drink your wine...

We've cone to play for our dinner...

Weirdo hicks. nan. A bunch of weirdo hicks.

Well, all right, then. How do l do it?

Well, it don't nake then running scared.

Well, l sure could use that.

Well, now. George, we won't tell your dad about that.

Well, old buddy, l never thought I'd ever see you again.

Well, that's got a real nice taste to it.

Well, that's what it's all about. Like. you know.

Well, they are people, just like us...

Well, when one

Well, you know how it is.

Well, you know, it's crowded and all that.

What are we gonna do with his stuff, man?

What are you talking, man?

What can I do for you?

What did you used to do?

What do you do with it?

What do you say we look at these super machines we been hearing about?

What does he nean, "dude"? Dude ranch?

What does this nean?

What happened?

What is that weird thing up there on the hill?

What should we do with then?

What the hell is this? Troublemakers?

What you represent to them...

What?

What?

What?

What...

What's ? What's this?

What's happening outside?

What's that?

What's the natter? Don't you like me?

What's the natter? You zonked? Really zonked, eh?

When I was a young nan...

When you get to the right place, with the right people...

Where are you from, man?

Where are you from, man?

Where you fellas from?

Where's your John?

White shirt for me.

Who said "out" to me?

Who sent you?

Whoa, baby! Whoa, honey.

Why did you leave like that? Everybody else, but not you.

Why don't they reveal thenselves is because if they did...

Why don't you get a haircut?

Would you mind taking off your hat?

Wow. it's hot in here. nan.

Y'all, check what just walked in.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. anything.

Yeah. break out sone of that cash, man.

Yeah. l sure got a lot of them.

Yeah. l'n

Yeah. nan.

Yeah. right.

Yeah. right.

Yeah. Well, I'n just getting ny thing together.

Yeah. well...

Yes. l sure could use a little of that.

Yes. sir.

You animals ain't snart enough to play with fire.

You asshole!

You can't hit me. I'n invisible! l'm invisible!

You could be a trifle polite.

You dig?

You don't look like you're fron this part of the country.

You ever talk to bullfrogs in the middle of the night?

You ever wanna be sonebody else?

You fellas can sit down here.

You get much rain here, nan?

You go for the big noney, and then you're free.

You got a helnet?

You got a note from your nons?

You got a room?

You got a stranger pouring gasoline on it.

You just gotta be more careful.

You just seen one of then, didn't you?

You just woke my friend up.

You know I love you and l want you to rap.

You know something? You wanna know what l think?

You know that girl over there in the corner?

You know what l nean?

You know what l nean?

You know what l nean?

You know what l used to do?

You know what we ought to do first thing?

You know, Billy...

You know, I threw this thing away one week ago.

You know, in the street. Mardi Gras.

You know, this could be the right place.

You know...

You know...

You must be some important dude. That treatment

You nane it, I'll throw rocks at it, sheriff.

You never knew about ne.

You okay? Oh. no.

You old thing, you.

You paid for me. right?

You pronised these people and you pronised these people....

You pronised these people. now.

You put your hand in a foot away, it's below freezing.

You say it's all right?

You should be proud.

You sure got a nice spread here.

You think you can help us get out of here with no sweat?

You want a ride?

You want ne to blow your brains out?

You wanted me ugly, didn't you? I know you. John.

You won't get hooked.

You're a freak, aren't you?

You're color blind. I just gotta say that.

You're getting a little distance. nan.

You're lucky l'm here to see you don't get into anything.

You're out of your nind!

You're pulling inside. You're getting a little distance tonight.

You're right on top of them.

You're stoned out of your mind.

You've got a nice place.

You've gotta hold it in your lungs longer.

Your little heart is set on that, huh?

Your time's running out.

Yup.

full of grace, the Lord is with thee.

was crucified. died and was buried. He descended into hell.

"Dude"? No, no.

A gorilla couldn't love that. Nor could a mother.

A what? Moth. Bug.

Anen. Anen.

Anything? Well...

Boy, I sure wish I was going with you. Yeah?

Check that joker with long hair. l checked him.

Get then together though, man. Right.

Go ahead. Okay.

Got a match? Yeah.

Hey. What's that?

How nuch further do we gotta go? l don't know.

Howdy! Howdy! Hello.

Just shut up and take it. Put it on your tongue.

l don't even know if l like you. l know l like you.

l like his hair all down his head. And I like his eyes.

l think she's cute. lsn't she though?

l want you to be beautiful. l always wanted to be pretty.

l'n going for help! l got them. I'n gonna get then.

l'n gonna ask then. Be my guest.

l'n right on top of them? Yeah.

Look at the teeth around his neck. Did they drive motorcycles?

ls this really your hair? What is this?

lsn't that right? That's right.

No, that's all right. Oh, thank you.

No, they're not green, they're white. White?

Nothing else would grow on them. You know...

Oh, God, l want you to rap. Cut that out.

Okay. Okay?

Out! Out! Out! Out! Evil eye on this place.

Really? Yeah, look.

Shut up. Conceived by the Holy Ghost...

Split? Yeah.

Sure is a good looking machine. Yeah.

Swanp. Swanp.

Swanp. Swanp.

That's why you're out here? Why? Yeah.

There's sone of the ladies. lt's okay.

Two or three days. Two or three days?

Very groovy. Thank you. Very groovy.

What are these things? What are these things, huh?

What did you say? l said:

What is it? lt's a moth.

What? l said:

Why don't they get their own ride? Hey, hey, hey.

Wonder where they got those wigs. They probably grew them.

Yeah, that'd be good. l doubt it.

Yes, sir. All right.

You don't? No, man.

You nean narijuana? Yeah.

You want a drink, Mary? No, thanks.

...about individual freedon.

...all walks of life....

...and be even nore generous...

...and couldn't get it started.

...and get it over with?

...and it was easy living. And then cane that winter.

...and that's where I wanna be right now.

...and to evolve with some equality for all.

...and zigzagged and whizzed off.

...be rewarded.

...because of the tremendous shock...

...born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontius Pilate...

...but l'd sure like to neet your friend.

...but now l think they were caught.

...connunion of saints, forgiveness of sins...

...creator of heaven and earth.

...creator of heaven and earth.

...equally and with no effort.

...Father Almighty...

...for our simple taste.

...fron the beads on him.

...fron within our own solar system.

...have contacted people at all walks of life...

...in an advisory capacity.

...is freedon.

...is talk to bullfrogs in the middle of the night, foolish.

...it'd cause a general panic.

...Jesus Christ, our Lord. Anen.

...killing and naiming to prove to you that they are.

...l couldn't do that. I've got enough problems...

...l nust've started off to Mardi Gras six or seven times.

...l was headed for California, but....

...l'm a lawyer.

...l'm not real hungry at the moment.

...l'm real sorry. I didn't realize l....

...like the satellite we saw.

...or should l say, stay for our dinner.

...over his own destiny. He'll have a chance to transcend...

...quarter this.

...scissor happy, beautify America thing here.

...should not fail to a hearing."

...slay for our dinner.

...taste your food and take pleasure in your women.

...that it would cause to our antiquated systems.

...that our efforts be worthy...

...that we nay share it with our fellow man...

...that's two different things.

...the resurrection of the body, and life everlasting. Anen.

...their nothers were frightened by gorillas...

...they brought in. I wasn't here to protect then.

...they got this here...

...they're able to feed, clothe. house and transport thenselves...

...this used to be a hell of a good country.

...to make a stand.

...to produce simple food...

...upon whon we rely to release this infornation.

...was crucified, died and was buried. He descended into hell.

...was that. nan? What the hell was that?

...we blew it.

...when it is fron our own.

...when scientists started bouncing radar beams off the noon.

...when you are bought and sold in the marketplace.

...with a note pinned next to it saying, "Save this for your son."

...with the booze and all. I can't afford to get hooked.

"A trifle polite"?

"Dude" means a nice guy. you know?

"Dude" means a regular person.

"Dude"?

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him."

"Madane Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights.

"Starting brings nisfortune.