Soul Edit

A full time job.

A guy on the subway yelled at me. It was scary.

A guy who can help. A guy like you.

A lot of it. Okay?

A mile in my shoes, you could say.

A next of kin or friend?

A spark isn't a soul's purpose.

Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa.

Ah, I was afraid of this. Go ahead and sit down.

Ah! (SPITS) Spicy! Spicy!

Ah. Must have been sudden for you.

Ah... (LAUGHING)

Ahh!

Ahh! (RETCHES, SIGHS)

All my troubles are going to be fixed.

All new souls are given unique and individual personalities.

All right, all right. Easy on the hysterics.

All right. All right. Where's this guy you know?

All that stuff is in your body.

All you make are bad decisions.

Am I close? When can I jump in?

An old fashioned astral transmigration displacement.

Anchors away!

And also quickly. And quietly as well.

And being a professional musician isn't it.

And for correcting our absent minded mistakes

And get to the club early.

And has had such notable mentors as Gandhi,

And he's playing these chords with fourths on it,

And I count every single one of 'em.

And I have never felt this close.

And I know Dad felt the same way.

And I swear, the next thing I know...

And I wanna keep it that way, okay?

And I wanted to learn...

And I was about to find my spark!

And I wouldn't be mad

And I'll just take that back.

And I'm gonna find ya.

And I've heard music before, but I've never felt like this inside.

And I've never been able to get it to change.

And I've never seen anything that's made me want to live.

And if Connie can find something she loves here,

And if you don't go with me,

And if you think that's good, just imagine what it tastes like.

And it feels like you're in another place?

And it's a glorious ritual, indeed,

And it's not worth the trouble.

And just think,

And just what is this spark?

And Lord knows we need more teachers in this world.

And maybe sky watching can be my spark.

And maybe you can listen to it and tell me to quit after, okay?

And now that 22 has technically lived, she's become one of them.

And second, music and life operate by very different rules.

And setting the count right,

And she's not gonna like it.

And stay away!

And tell her that we're not crazy.

And that won't occur

And that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer.

And that's the last place I wanted to be.

And that's where you come in.

And that's why I became a jazz musician.

And then with the minor...

And then, like, once a week,

And then, you come along. Your life is sad and pathetic.

And we all think you're doing a wonderful job,

And we're kickin' off our tour with a show at The Half Note tonight.

And what about you? I thought you hated Earth.

And you 12 will be self absorbed.

And you are the least remarkable soul I've ever met.

And you did amazing things,

And you're working so hard to get back to it.

And, the thing is

ANNOUNCER: And the Knicks lose another one.

Anyone could play in a band if they wanted to.

Anyway, I never got my spark.

Appearing in a form your feeble human brain can comprehend.

Are you kidding me? Congratulations, man. Wow!

At least give it a chance, Joey.

Back here tonight. First show's at 9:00.

Because I have piano.

Because it seems like no matter what I do, you disapprove.

Because mine is piano.

Because she loves to play.

Because we're running out of time.

Because you have no purpose.

Been waiting a long time for this.

Between life and death.

Binaca breath spray? Cheap cologne?

BJORN: That's great progress.

BJORN: These past few weeks, I have seen such growth.

Black improvisational music.

BOTH: Yes, ma'am!

BOY: Way to go!

Breathe into your crown chakra.

Bring your good scissors in here. We got work to do.

But don't worry, forgetting the trauma of childbirth

But here's what we're gonna do.

But how do you figure out what that thing is?

But I am most definitely savin' lives.

But I can't pass for you in front of all your friends.

But I kind of liked that, too.

But I never planned on cuttin' heads for a livin'.

But I'm glad you did this time.

But if this cat don't chill,

But it is nice to finally talk to you about something other than jazz, Joe.

But it's not often we find ourselves inspired.

But once I get on the stage tonight,

But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot...

But seriously, stay away from those processed foods.

But that I absolutely deserve.

But that's Earth's problem.

But then I see this guy,

But then she didn't.

But then you showed me about purpose and passion,

But this time, just sit there, get the cut, and get out.

But we gotta get this thing to change first,

But what about Terry?

But what... What filled in the last box?

But when that joy becomes an obsession, one becomes disconnected from life.

But will you try?

But you cannot be seen.

But you're right,

But, hey, when you get back to the You Seminar,

But, Joe,

But, Marge, look! I put this man's soul in a cat.

By anyone.

By the way, why do you sound like a middle aged white lady?

Call me Joe, Dorothea.

Can we have one more minute to go back and try breakdancer?

Can you help me get back?

Can you help me?

Can you tell me what day it is?

Carl Jung already tried that.

Check this out.

Clean yourself up, put on a killer suit,

Close your eyes.

Come back when you have something.

Come back, 22. It's me, Joe.

Come here right now.

Come on, don't you want to fill out your pass?

Come on, let's go. They could be here any second.

Come on, little souls, get on up here.

Come on.

Come on. I know all about sparks.

Come to Terry.

Congratulations!

Connie knows what I mean. Right, Connie?

CONNIE: Band is a stupid waste of time.

CONNIE: Bye, Mr G.

CONNIE: I came to tell you that I quit.

Copernicus...

COUNSELOR JERRY A: Don't worry. Calm down.

COUNSELOR JERRY A: I knew you could do it.

COUNSELOR JERRY A: Joe Gardner?

COUNSELOR JERRY A: Joe, it's time for you

COUNSELOR JERRY A: Mr Gardner?

COUNSELOR JERRY A: Whoa, watch out!

COUNSELOR JERRY B: Go ahead, you two.

COUNSELOR JERRY B: Ignore that.

COUNSELOR JERRY B: This is cray cray.

COUNSELOR JERRY B: You will go to Earth

COUNSELOR JERRY D: ...and join us inside.

COUNSELOR JERRY D: All righty, mentors.

COUNSELOR JERRY D: Take it easy.

COUNSELOR JERRY E: I'd say no.

COUNSELOR JERRY: Uh... (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

CREATURE: (IN DEEP VOICE) Make a trade.

CREATURE: Make a trade, make a trade, make a trade!

CREATURE: Make a trade.

CREATURE: Make a trade. Make a trade.

Croissants, cakes. Baking could be your spark.

Curley, I made it. I'm ready to go.

CURLEY: Hey, Dorothea.

CURLEY: Hey, Mr G, it's Curley. Um... (SIGHS)

CURLEY: Look, honestly,

CURLEY: Oh, okay, Mr Gardner.

CURLEY: Oh, well, this could be your lucky day.

Curley! Uh... No, no.

DANCERSTAR: Let's get this lost soul back home.

Devoted to helping the lost souls of Earth find their way.

Dez is the only one that I talk to.

Did you hear that?

Do we really need all this?

Do you have a moment?

Do you have a piano on board? I could focus with that.

Doc, you gotta help me. That's my body, but I'm trapped...

Does this gig have a pension? Health insurance?

Does this mean I'm dead?

Don't let people see your butt!

Don't pay Paul any mind.

Don't play dumb with me.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry, I'm okay.

Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan.

Don't worry. I'll make sure no one else sees me.

Dorothea freaked out when she saw you, and she called this other guy, Robert.

Dorothea Williams! Are you kidding me?

Dorothea Williams! Can you believe it?

Dorothea Williams? That's big time, Joe.

DOROTHEA: Is that Teach?

Dr Börgensson is a world renowned child psychologist

Dr Börgensson will be matched with soul number 22.

Easy, 22, easy.

Easy.

Even though I can't feel it, please don't touch me.

Every day the same thing, day in and day out.

Exactly. Wait. How do you know all that?

Except you. I don't like you.

Featuring a selection of moments from your own inspiring life.

Feels like you're in the zone, right?

Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere.

Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere.

For a time, I was a lost soul myself.

For observation. Just for a bit.

For what?

Forget class. I'm in a different class.

Forgot my sax, Mr G.

From an unborn soul. (CHUCKLES)

From the moment I wake up in the morning

From the University of Mexico.

From those in the zone.

Full of chanting, dancing, and best of all, bongos.

Get a suit, Teach. A good suit.

Get back to work!

Get on up here, Teach, we ain't got all day.

Get ready, Joe Gardner, your life is about to start.

Get that Earth Pass to change?

Getting ready to play with Dorothea Williams tonight.

Give you a chance to say goodbye.

Go for it!

Go home!

Go on.

Go, go, go! Just run to that one.

Good for you, Dr Börgensson.

Good heavens, man. What are you doing in the zone?

Good luck!

Good to see you again, 22.

Good. You can eat on the way. Let's go.

Gotcha!

Gotta find it. Gotta find it.

Gotta get to bed. We old.

Great. Who's Dez?

Hands are hard.

Hang on, hang on. What are y'all laughing at?

He can fix this.

He said it's...

He said on the corner of 14th and 7th.

He swims up to this older fish and says,

He was in it, and he took the rest of us with him.

He's good.

He's got the gig now. I'm sorry.

He's just criticising me to cover up the pain of his own failed dreams.

Heck, I'm overdue.

HEDGE FUND MANAGER: Whoa. That's me.

Hello again, Terry.

Hello, there, mentors.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Help! I'm not done. I gotta get back.

Her purpose. Was it music? Biology? Walking? (CHUCKLES)

Here at the You Seminar,

Here it comes.

Here, I quit. I think jazz is pointless.

Hey, Curley! Hey, good to hear your voice, man.

Hey, everyone, look here. (SING SONG) Quiet coyote.

Hey, get your head in the game.

Hey, got a request for you.

Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there.

Hey, Joe. What are you doing here on a weekday?

Hey, like you said about jazz. I was jazzing.

Hey, look up, look up.

Hey, look, I'm the new drummer in the Dorothea Williams Quartet,

Hey, Moonwimp!

Hey, pal, you're gonna get hurt!

Hey, Paul. Here, have a lollipop.

Hey, take it easy, eh?

Hey, Terry, what's that over there?

Hey, um, we never found out what 22's purpose was.

Hey, you ask too many questions.

Hey! Focus! Listen to me.

Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hello!

Hey! Movie's over.

Hey! Take a look!

Hey.

His chair's wide open.

Hmm. (SUCKS TEETH)

Hmm. I feel fur.

Hmm. Strange, I don't feel so angry anymore.

Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue your career.

Hold it up and out.

Hopefully, you will watch where you walk from now on.

How about a librarian? They're cool.

How about you zip it for a minute, m'kay?

How are you gonna spend your life?

How come this part is stinky but this part smells fine?

How did you know how to deal with Paul?

How long are you going to keep doing this, Joey?

How you been, Mr G?

How?

Huh?

Huh.

Huh. How come we, um, never talked about your life before?

Huh. Really?

I already know everything about Earth,

I always kiss Melba when I see her.

I always said it was dumb. But...

I am happy to accept this very special award I requested,

I am staying right here until your stupid body dies.

I am the coming together

I bet you're ready to get off of this stinky rock, huh?

I came back here, and that's when I spotted her.

I can barely fit into my pants as it is.

I can feel myself feeling myself. (GAGS)

I can smell hand sanitiser.

I can't believe I'm getting romantic advice

I can't believe I'm in a body on this hellish planet.

I can't find a tailor this late...

I did it. I got the gig. Yes!

I did. I'm telling the truth.

I don't know about this crazy cat guy thing, man,

I don't know!

I don't know!

I don't know. All the times I've been

I don't like jazz.

I don't think you're supposed to go that way.

I don't wanna be a cat. I hate cats!

I don't wanna be here. I hate Earth.

I don't wanna die!

I don't wanna die. Somebody call the wambulance. Wah!

I don't want to see you struggle like that.

I don't want you here either. I just...

I don't.

I failed Body Test Drive, like, 436 times.

I fell into your body because it doesn't have a soul.

I finally land the gig of my life and you're upset.

I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles,

I get to meet interesting folks like you,

I go back to not living my non life and you go to the Great Beyond.

I got a few in case we need a lot of vans.

I got no purpose.

I gotta get back to my gig.

I gotta get out of here and back in there.

I guess you really are a jazz player.

I have a gig tonight. I can't die now.

I have been messing with this team for decades.

I have bendy meat sticks.

I have compassion for every soul.

I have my routine.

I have to ask, how the Dickens did you do it?

I heard that.

I heard this story about a fish.

I hope I see you, man. All right. Peace.

I hope that cat isn't supposed to be some kind of peace offering.

I hope you enjoy it.

I hope you're doin' okay.

I just came back to give you this.

I just thought you went to music school.

I just wanna get back to my body,

I kinda wanna let it spread.

I know it is.

I know you're all excited to get to work,

I know. But I'll go as far as I can.

I know. Embarrassing, right?

I may not have invented blood transfusions,

I mean, that I'm nuts.

I mean, um, I was distracted

I mean, what if you pick up the wrong thing?

I mean...

I miss that guy.

I need the suit fixed for a band recital. Got it?

I need to be at The Half Note by 7:00, so this needs to happen right now.

I need to know this, Joe. Why didn't she quit?

I need your help. I have a suit.

I never knew you had such an interesting education, Joe.

I see pain, death, destruction.

I suspected something had gone wrong.

I think I'm speaking for all the Jerrys when I say thank you.

I thought I'd feel different.

I understand.

I wanted to be a veterinarian.

I wanted to deliver the good news personally.

I was born to play.

I was existing as a theoretical construct

I was gonna play with Dorothea Williams!

I was plannin' to when I got out of the Navy.

I was practising this one thing yesterday

I was seriously asking, like, what is all the fuss about?

I wonder why sitting in this chair makes me want to tell you things, Dez.

I would die a happy man

I wouldn't call myself stuck,

I zoned out a little back there. (CHUCKLES)

I, um...

I... I know.

I'd better give this back. It belongs to the school.

I'd rather hang with Connie.

I'll be right back. Practise your scales.

I'll come get Mr Mittens in ten minutes.

I'll do it.

I'll gather all the necessary provisions...

I'll get the doctor.

I'll get you back to your group.

I'll go down there and get him.

I'll go with you.

I'll have you back in your bodies in no time.

I'll help you, but I wanna try a few things.

I'll move among the shadows, like a ninja.

I'll take another kiss when you get back, Joey.

I'll take care of everything!

I'll take one of those.

I'll tell you what filled it in. I did!

I'm 12.

I'm a cat.

I'm a cat. I can make this.

I'm a manipulative megalomaniac who's intensely opportunistic.

I'm a nobody, get it?

I'm a shamanic healer meditating in Berkeley, California.

I'm afraid she's become a lost soul.

I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves!

I'm always counting. I'm counting right now.

I'm an agreeable sceptic who's cautious yet flamboyant.

I'm an irritable wallflower who's dangerously curious.

I'm cured. I'm cured. (LAUGHS)

I'm glad to hear it. Jerry will take it from here.

I'm going to live every minute of it.

I'm gonna go in and I'mma scratch up the sofa.

I'm gonna make you wish you never died.

I'm gonna need you to try it on.

I'm gonna try and talk to her.

I'm happy as a clam, my man.

I'm in a Dorothea Williams class, buddy.

I'm in New York City, on the corner of 14th and 7th.

I'm in the cat?

I'm in the chair.

I'm Jerry, a counselor here at the You Seminar.

I'm Moonwind Stardancer at your service.

I'm not Bjorn Borgenstein

I'm not done. I'm not done. Run!

I'm not dying the very day I got my shot. I'm due.

I'm not gonna cover that bridge for you again.

I'm not good enough at all.

I'm not good enough.

I'm not good enough. Nope. No.

I'm not sure.

I'm not your teacher anymore.

I'm playing the Saraswati veena in Tibet.

I'm scared, Joe.

I'm so proud of you, Joey.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me.

I'm telling you, Joe, it's pronounced yee row.

I'm telling you, Joe.

I'm the accountant, and I'm here to bring you in...

I'm the accountant.

I'm thinking there's no reason

I'm trying to find my purpose!

I'm trying to un beef it.

I've been saying that since the third grade.

I've been, uh, teaching, middle school band.

I've had thousands of mentors who failed and now hate me.

I've never thought of that. I'd get to skip life.

I've only been a person for an hour, and even I know that's a bad idea.

IAN: Man, shut up, man. You know I'm sensitive about that.

If I could perform with Dorothea Williams.

If there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar.

If you put a little lotion on me when you're done.

Imbecile.

In a hypothetical way station

In celebration of Dr Börgensson's body of work,

In fact, all of school is a waste of time.

In here.

In the Hall of Everything,

Is it H E double hockey sticks?

Is it okay that I do that?

Is one of the great gifts of the universe.

Is there anyone we can call, Mr Gardner?

Isn't this exciting?

It feels like a little too much.

It has been a...

It is an honour having you prepare 22 for Earth.

It is music. My spark is music. I...

It says take one.

It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded.

It was my spark that changed that badge.

It's a little tight in the back here part.

It's a pleasure. Wow. This is amazing.

It's all happening too fast, you know.

It's all in this stupid brain of yours.

It's around 4:00 p.m. now...

It's complicated.

It's Connie. She's here for her lesson.

It's easy to get turned around.

It's just I've been waiting on this day for my entire life.

It's like he's singing.

It's like you can't even be truthful with me anymore.

It's loud, and bright, and...

It's my job to keep track of this stuff, Jerry.

It's my life.

It's not gonna work, anyway.

It's not great, but I know what to expect.

It's not horrible.

It's okay. I already did.

It's one of our great contributions to American culture.

It's so good! (SCREAMS)

It's so nice to have everything back in order, and...

It's still half full. (GASPS)

It's Terrytime.

It's the oldest trick in the book.

It's the space between the physical and spiritual.

It's the subway. It does that to some people.

It's the worst day of my life.

It's very effective.

It's what I was born to do. That's my spark.

It's what I was meant to do. And nothing's gonna stop me.

It's, uh...

Jackson!

Jazz, jazz, more jazz.

Jerry, okay.

Jerry, we've got a problem.

Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez.

Joe Gardner, where have you been?

Joe, are you dead?

Joe, get your butt in this chair now.

Joe, I have been here for who knows how long,

Joe, ignore him. Now let's fix you up.

JOE: (AS MR MITTENS) You ready?

JOE: (CHUCKLES) I did it. I did it! I'm back.

JOE: (CHUCKLES) I'll be right back.

JOE: (IN ENGLISH) I'm not done. (GRUNTING)

JOE: (SCOFFS) Very witty.

JOE: (WEAKLY) I feel fur.

JOE: 22, stop.

JOE: 22, you come back here!

JOE: 22!

JOE: 22!

JOE: 22! Don't you walk away from me.

JOE: Aah, Dorothea Williams saw me.

JOE: All right, let's try somethin' else.

JOE: All right, remember,

JOE: All right, this is the last snack.

JOE: All right.

JOE: And then I can line my hair up a little bit,

JOE: But I do know...

JOE: Dez is the guy in the back.

JOE: Don't worry, it's okay. Just keep walking.

JOE: Don't... Or do. Okay. Fine.

JOE: Find your spark? My life was finally going to change!

JOE: First of all, "jazzing" is not a word.

JOE: Good. Now let's go check out that suit.

JOE: Ha ha. Okay, jazzing.

JOE: Hey!

JOE: I don't really have time for a relationship right now, 22.

JOE: I just gotta get back in my body and really bring it tonight.

JOE: I lost everything because of you!

JOE: I think I can feel my feet.

JOE: Is everyone here named Jerry?

JOE: It'll loosen. Sit down.

JOE: Moonwind!

JOE: My phone!

JOE: Oh, my goodness. It's Cedric's rap group. No!

JOE: Oh, no. 22. 22!

JOE: Okay, enough of the jazzing and everything like that.

JOE: Okay, good.

JOE: The Great Beyond?

JOE: There it is.

JOE: Those really aren't purposes, 22.

JOE: Uh...

JOE: Well, I think that's everything.

JOE: What are you doing?

JOE: Whoa!

JOE: Yeah, but in New York, we call them gyros. It's Greek.

JOE: Yes?

JOE: You know what, you did all right back there.

JOE: You're Joe! 22: I mean, me.

JOE: Your spark isn't your purpose.

Joe!

Joe! Who's ready to go home?

Joe! You made it into your body.

Joey, we didn't struggle giving you an education

Joey.

Julia Child didn't succeed till she was 49.

Just do it.

Just don't tell my mom about this. Okay?

Just friends goofing on each other. All right.

Just friends.

Just hold on a minute. I get to set the count right.

Just look at what I found.

Just make sure you show up looking like a million bucks, all right?

Just say you rescued it.

Just tell her that you can't do it today.

Just wait.

Kid, give me that badge. I'm goin' back to my body.

Leaving them lost and disconnected from life.

Leon skipping town really put us in a bind, man.

Let me talk to Dorothea.

Let's give the mentor some room.

Let's go.

Let's just take a minute and, um...

LIBBA: ...and instead, I hear you've taken another gig.

LIBBA: After all these years, my prayers have been answered.

LIBBA: Good.

LIBBA: Let's make this work instead.

LIBBA: Lulu. Melba.

LIBBA: No. BOTH: What?

LIBBA: That's my Joey!

Like I've always been.

Like me? As in, alive?

Like, I owe you a lot.

Like, is all this living really worth dying for?

Line!

Listen for cues.

Listen to that.

Listen, you gotta give me another chance.

Look immediately.

Look, I can deal with some freaky stuff,

Look, I know you love playing.

Look, I remember one time

Look, I'll meet you at The Half Note.

Look, I'm not supposed to be here.

Look, I'm sorry. But come on, let's go.

Look, kid, I'm not... Can I just be honest with you?

Look, you all are the ones who beefed it.

Look! There I am.

Looks good from where this guy's standing.

Looks like another hedge fund manager.

Looks like he's back down on Earth.

Loser.

Lost souls are obsessed by something that disconnects them from life.

LULU: Cougar. I knew it.

LULU: Joey! Oh, baby boy... MELBA: Joey!

Make a trade. Make a trade.

Make a trade. Make a trade.

Make a trade. Make a trade.

Make them happy, and make them handsome.

MALE SOUL: (CHUCKLES) Well, I really don't think

Man, this would be hard even if I wasn't wearing a hospital gown.

Man, who curated this exhibit?

MAN: Looking good, brother. WOMAN: Have a great show.

MAN: We're looking for something different.

MAN: Yeah...

MAN: Yo, Ian, man, how you get

Maria was a rare disease specialist

Marie Antoinette...

Matching you mentors with your soul mates.

Maybe I can, too.

Maybe I'm not good enough for living.

Maybe trombone is her spark, I don't know.

Maybe you need to have a backup plan, too,

Maybe you should call her up

Maybe you will find their spark

Maybe.

Me can't do it today.

Medical insurance. Pension.

Meh.

Meh.

Meh.

MELBA: Oh, there's a nice little taper there.

MELBA: You did great. We love you.

MELBA: You see how I did that?

Mentoring isn't for everyone.

Meow.

Miss Doctor, this body's soul is in this cat.

Mistakes happen. And, uh, it's not your time.

Mm hmm. (GASPS)

Mm hmm. And let me guess, you're drumming, chanting, and meditating?

Mm.

Mm. That's weird.

Mm. Trusty old brown suit. Still a perfect fit.

Mmm. But then my life changed.

Mmm. I like being in the chair.

Mom doesn't know about this gig.

Mom, I know we've had some rough times,

Moonwind, how are ya?

Moonwind, listen,

MOONWIND: A captain always goes down with the ship.

MOONWIND: Joe!

MOONWIND: Joe? JOE: Huh?

MOONWIND: See you at The Half Note at 6:30!

MOONWIND: She's got us!

MOONWIND: Some people just can't let go of their own anxieties and obsessions,

MOONWIND: There you are.

MOONWIND: Yes. Yes! Good.

Moonwind. I messed up. I need to find 22.

Most people wish that, 22.

Most times, this shop is what paid the bills.

Mother Teresa...

Mr Mittens, you stay right there.

Muhammad Ali...

Music is all I think about.

My body is in a trance in Palawan.

My boy, Bishop, said he sat in with you on a set last year in Brooklyn.

My dad took me to this jazz club,

My life was meaningless.

My mistake.

My mom doesn't know anything about the gig,

My mom has never understood what I'm trying to do with my life.

My old middle school band teacher, Mr Gardner.

My only purpose on this planet is to play.

Nah. I can wait.

Never mind.

Never mind. Just put those pants on.

NEW SOUL 1: Hell.

NEW SOUL 2: No, no. You're here!

NEW SOUL 2: Whee!

NEW SOUL: Goodbye.

NEW SOUL: Hell. NEW SOULS: Hell, hell, hell.

NEW SOUL: Wow.

Nice suit.

Nice try, Bjorn, but no need to feel bad.

No harm, no foul.

No more part time for you.

No more part time for you.

No one understands my art.

No one would ever want to be around you.

No peeking. Maintain your meditative state

No pianos, Joe. You must focus.

No purpose.

No purpose.

No way! I am not moving!

No way! That's my body you're in.

No way.

No way. I just need to line me up. Now be still.

No, but I've been at the You Seminar for thousands of years

No, don't look at that stuff. Let's look over here.

No, don't stop. What are you doing?

No, he didn't.

No, I got in a fight with Archimedes about this.

No, I will not accept this.

No, no, no, listen.

No, no, no, man. She don't play that.

No, no, no, no. They'll be back any minute. Come on.

No, no, no, you don't understand.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

No, no, no. Not on the lips.

No, no!

No, no. Well, not yet.

No? Then it's the same as the other ones.

No.

No.

No. I've gotta find it here, on Earth.

No. No. No.

No. Not this time. Repeat after me.

Nobody can help you! Nobody!

Nope.

Not a mentor?

Not everyone can be Charles Drew inventing blood transfusions.