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Mr Popper's Penguins (2011) Mr. Popper's Penguins is a heartwarming comedy film released in 2011, directed by Mark Waters.

Mr Popper's Penguins (2011)

Mr. Popper's Penguins is a heartwarming comedy film released in 2011, directed by Mark Waters. This adaptation of the beloved children's book of the same name by Richard and Florence Atwater tells the amusing and charming story of a businessman named Tom Popper, played by Jim Carrey, whose life is turned upside down when he unexpectedly inherits a flock of penguins.

The film boasts an impressive cast, starting with Jim Carrey in the lead role of Mr. Popper. Known for his comedic genius, Carrey brings his signature energy and physicality to the character, delivering a hilarious and endearing performance. Co-starring alongside him is Carla Gugino as Amanda, Mr. Popper's ex-wife, and their chemistry adds a delightful dynamic to the storyline.

The cast also includes Madeline Carroll as Janie, Mr. Popper's daughter, and Maxwell Perry Cotton as Billy, his son. These young actors shine in their roles, providing a heartfelt and relatable portrayal of children dealing with their parents' separation and the unexpected arrival of a penguin family.

The real stars of the show, of course, are the penguins themselves. Through a combination of live action and CGI, a wondrous array of penguins come to life on screen, each with its own personality and antics. From Captain, the mischievous leader, to Lovey, the adorable troublemaker, these feathered companions bring laughter and joy to both Mr. Popper and the audience.

The film takes viewers on a hilarious and heartwarming journey as Mr. Popper struggles to balance his newfound responsibility as a penguin caretaker with his professional life. As the penguins infiltrate every inch of his luxurious New York City apartment, chaos ensues. From turning the refrigerator into their personal playground to causing mayhem at a high-profile party, their antics provide endless amusement.

However, as Mr. Popper bonds with the penguins, his priorities begin to shift, and he learns important life lessons along the way. Through their unexpected presence, these adorable creatures teach him the value of family, the importance of being present, and the joy of embracing the unexpected. In turn, Mr. Popper's relationship with his children deepens, and he learns to appreciate the simple joys of life.

The film's overall message is one of love, family, and the power of imagination. It encourages viewers to embrace the child within and appreciate the little things that make life extraordinary. With its blend of comedy, heart, and adorable penguins, Mr. Popper's Penguins is a delightful film that appeals to audiences of all ages.

If you're interested in immersing yourself in the sounds of Mr. Popper's Penguins, you can play and download the film's soundtrack here. With a lively mix of original compositions and fun songs, the music perfectly complements the onscreen antics of the penguins. From upbeat melodies that capture their mischievous nature to heartfelt tunes that evoke the film's emotional moments, the soundtrack adds an extra layer of joy and magic to the overall viewing experience.

Whether you're a fan of Jim Carrey's comedic brilliance, an admirer of delightful family films, or simply have a soft spot for adorable penguins, Mr. Popper's Penguins is a must-watch. So gather the family, prepare the popcorn, and get ready for a heartwarming adventure filled with laughter and love.

A blue whale.
A father is a father. And he was no different.
A long, slow decline, getting older and weaker
A man your age shouldn't be talking about marble slabs.
A night to myself? l think l'll survive.
A rainbow
A stuffed penguin, for the man who has everything.
Ah !
Ah !
Ah.
Ah.
All is forgiven then, don't worry about it.
All right, back off.
All right, everybody in. Let's go.
All right, l'm listening. Come on, smart guy, what is it?
All right, penguin. No long goodbyes. Let's go.
All right, stop, collaborate, and listen
All right.
All right. Who is hungry?
All the fish they can eat. Full time penguin masseuse.
Already working on the Christmas bonus, huh?
Alternate weekends together.
Although, that was uncanny. Come on, give it to me.
Amanda, hi. Look,
AMANDA: Aw! He loves me.
AMANDA: l've got to tell you,
AMANDA: lt's a family reunion.
AMANDA: You guys have the babies, right?
Amazing.
Amen.
America!
And a high hat with a souped up tempo
And a landmark building.
And as soon as it hatches, l'm there.
And dance recitals?
And every once in a while, one of them needs to be eaten by a whale.
And hold them as close as you can for as long as you can.
And it better be a good one.
And it might get broken, but that's how you know you have one.
And it's right in here.
And keep going.
And kind of a marmalade sky.
And Klaus, he's our handyman. And this is our chef, Arnold.
And l bet he'll be a great flyer.
And l can't have anything disrupting it, especially you.
And l could be gone for a very long time.
And l never forget one.
And l would rather cut my hands off and stick knives in my eyes than. . .
And l'd have to have somebody help me cut the right hand off
And l'm here to clear them up.
And Mr. Popper will be present.
And my father poured champagne for Fred Astaire.
And now Brittany's telling everybody that Madison kissed him in the third period.
And obviously the job number on Friday wasn't a bad number.
And persuaded them to ponder your proposal.
And Rick and l are celebrating.
And Rick wanted to extend the Ghana trip, turn it into a vacation.
And she is all, "No, she's not going," so now l look all desperate and dumb.
And should l be procuring a babysitter?
And starts driving around all day with the left turn signal on?
And suddenly, the wind ripped the mainsail off the mast.
And that one's Bitey.
And that's Loudy.
And that's Nimrod.
And that's why l'm here to announce...
And the guy that looks like Chef Boyardee will be out on the street.
And the person we are purchasing the property from is present.
And the Tony goes to Mamma Mia!
And their kids love them. And all the eggs hatch.
And then Freddy and Tito and Klaus,
And thoughtful. And considerate.
And until we get them, you can keep your name off my marble slab.
And when he came out the other side. . . Oh, my God !
And you are?
And you have never told me that.
And you know what? lt's really the best place for them.
And you might want to do that coat up, you'll catch your death in there.
And your life beyond all of this.
And, shuffle, ball, step. Shuffle, ball, lunge.
Another landmark you're planning to tear down?
Antarctica.
Any children?
Anything less than the best is a felony
Appreciate it.
Are you guys going to be okay? Not that l don't trust you.
Are you kidding me? l love it.
Are you looking for someone?
Are you married?
Are you okay with that, Popper?
As far as l'm concerned, Mr. Popper is an ideal tenant.
As in, he's dead?
As soon as l get home, you're going back where you came from.
At speeds of more than 241 kilometers per hour.
At the Guggenheim Saturday.
At the latest.
Ba boom !
Baby penguins!
Back to Little. . . Nimrod blocks it. Over to Loudy, who dribbles it.
Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
Bald Eagle, over and out.
Bald Eagle?
Because somebody didn't show up for rehearsals.
Because we already have penguins.
Because we're in the middle of a part ay!
Because you're old.
Before you go in there,
Besides, when you pack this stuff down, you could really hurt somebody.
Best of luck in your future endeavors, Popper.
Big Bird is a Muppet.
Big, fat pigeon?
Billy, no. What if they run off?
Billy, the cushions. . .
Billy, they're birds. They don't feel things the way we do.
Bitey! Good job.
BlLLY: Are you okay?
BlLLY: Can we come over again tomorrow night?
BlLLY: Come on, guys. Follow me. Follow me.
BlLLY: Good job, you guys.
BlLLY: He's awesome!
BlLLY: Hey, Dad, heads up!
BlLLY: Hey, look, it's the Loveys. And the Loudys.
BlLLY: Janie!
BlLLY: Way to go, Captain. You're going to be a great mom.
BlLLY: What was that?
BlLLY: Where are they?
BOTH: Nice!
Boy, l never get tired of looking at New York from here.
Boy! Look at all this space.
Brittany is Madison's BFF.
Bubbly. Where is the target?
Burning 'em, if you ain't quick and nimble
Busting stuff.
But as far as the. . .
But Cooper Keegan just asked me to the Snowball Dance.
But first you have got to get past Selma Van Gundy.
But here's the thing, l'm not quite ready yet.
But it wasn't just me. l'm just the mastermind.
But it's just one more egg.
But it's my kid's birthday, and he's crazy about them.
But l hope there's still time for you.
But l'm actually pretty good at giving advice.
But l'm not going to make it home for your birthday.
But l'm not selling to anyone until l know what they're worth.
But l've changed my mind. l'm not going to sell.
But listen, l have to send this penguin back.
But listen, you can't actually take the penguins right now.
But opportunities like this are hard to find, Son.
But thanks.
But then l hear that Brittany likes him, too, so l don't know what to think!
But what if my advice is amazing?
But you can't split them up. They're a family.
But, Dad. . .
But, Mrs. Van Gundy, l want to talk about you
By the time you're my age,
Bye, Kent.
Call him.
Call him.
Can dive upon their quarry
Can he hear me?
Can you believe that?
Can you see it?
Can you send me another crate so l can ship this thing?
Can't we just call it a pigeon?
Captain !
Captain ! No!
Captain is flying !
Captain Popper.
Captain, Bitey, Stinky!
Captain, come on.
Captain's still waiting to be a dad, huh?
Check out the hook while D Shay revolves it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Cold enough for you? Glad you're comfortable. Ow!
Come back here!
Come here.
Come in. Are you there?
Come on, aren't you going to arrest him?
Come on, come on, come on. Hey!
Come on, guy, have a heart.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys. lt's time to commit.
Come on, it's our weekend.
Come on, Janie. Come on. Let's get a game going.
Come on, we have only gone out a couple of times.
Come on, you got to see this. Come on.
Come on, you little snow rats.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come to Popper.
Coming from that apartment.
Coming now!
Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a concept
Congratulations. The Tavern is yours.
Contract.
Cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Cooper freaking Keegan.
Cooper is gonna ask me to the Snowball Dance, but he never calls.
Cooper Keegan !
Cooper Keegan asked somebody else.
Coover Keeven?
Could be a yellow card.
Could you pass the salt? l'll get it.
Crosby! There's nothing but daylight!
Dad !
Dad was a heck of a sailor, but he'd never seen waves like this.
Dad, are you okay?
Dad, l don't even really like him anymore.
Dad?
Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
Deadly when l play a dope melody
Dear Lord, thank you for the food we are about to eat.
Did l do that? Hey!
Did l mention he's also incredibly handsome?
Did you like that? The slow motion effect.
Did you receive the souvenir package? Over.
Did you say hi to Rick?
Did you see that?
Didn't you hear that, Billy?
Digital surround.
Do
Do they have names?
Do you have some kind of a plan?
Do you like kidney pie?
Do you promise me, Popper?
Do you want to talk about it?
Does she talk about me?
Doing any sailing this year?
Don't
Don't give us the runaround, slick. Why aren't they out there?
Don't sweat it, Pip.
Don't thank me, just start building a statue.
Don't waste your tears. There's going to be a lot of other guys.
Don't worry, Captain.
Driver, Tavern on the Green.
Eggs?
English US SDH
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
Especially for Franklin.
Everybody ready?
Exactly.
Excuse me, folks. Nat Jones, New York Zoo.
Excuse me. Excuse me! Hey!
Excuse us! Avian infectious disease containment!
Exit the building, take a right
Fair enough. Have a good one.
Fascinating. But l can't sell this place to just anyone.
Faster than you can blow out your birthday candles.
Feasible rhymes you can vision and feel
Fellas, calm down. Life's too short,
Fifteen F.A. R. That's a million absolute.
Finally, you have something in your fridge.
Fine. l'm good.
Fired up the old Zamboni. (CHUCKLES)
Fish fillet sandwich with tartar sauce?
Five times. Send penguin. Okay.
Flagrant flatulation.
Flight envy? Really? (LAUGHS) That's hilarious.
Flightless Bird Division.
Flow like a harpoon, daily and nightly
For God's sakes, man ! Pull yourself together.
For Pete's sake.
For what? Winning? ls that what we do in this country?
Franklin, how long have l worked for you?
Franklin?
FRANKLlN: l've seen this before.
FRANKLlN: We had a feeling this was coming, Popper.
FRANKLlN: You've got one shot.
Frette towels, also not for penguins.
From his incredible adventures on the road.
Gentlemen, what is the future of Franklin, Reader & Yates?
Get back in there. Ow!
Get him ! Don't let him in the elevator. He's heading to the roof.
Get lost for a while. (EXCLAlMS)
Get me another meeting with Van Gundy.
Give your little ones a hug from Grandpa.
Glad we got dressed up.
God's sake! They're just birds.
Good night, Mommy.
Good night, Popper.
Good night.
Good night.
Good talk.
Good to see your taste hasn't changed.
Good. Everything needs to be clockwork at the Guggenheim.
Good. That'll loop all day.
Got to get ready.
Gotcha. Game is over. You lose.
Grab a pen, Popper.
Great, thanks. l feel much better.
Great. And the crate is damaged.
Greetings, Rick, and welcome to our planet.
GUARD ON RADlO: We got him on the roof!
Guess where l am now, pal. Romania!
Ha ha! You lose, slave trader!
Had a friend?
Halt!
Hatch, hatch, hatch ! Hatch, hatch, hatch !
Have a heart?
Have you people lost your mind? He's breaking the law.
He cut both wires.
He has been keeping these defenseless creatures
He passed away.
He sent me a live penguin.
He spun the wheel.
He used to give me these souvenirs he'd bring
He was doomed.
He's a keeper.
He's a keeper.
He's funny, right? Kind of like a penguin.
He's gone insane.
He's got a fish.
He's got six of them. And they're Gentoos.
He's the bather. Trust me, you're going to want them bathed.
Hello?
Hello? l have to send the penguin back.
Helps them sleep. lt's beautiful. lt's natural.
Here they are.
Here we go.
Here, hold on. Look how much can go in this hat!
Hey there, Popper.
Hey, anybody else want to try? Come on.
Hey, Chilly Willy. Your ride is here.
Hey, Dad, come play hide and seek. Captain's "it."
Hey, Dad. l don't think Captain likes it here.
Hey, everybody. l found him in the lobby.
Hey, Franklin.
Hey, guess what? l got new contact lenses,
Hey, guys.
Hey, hey! Stop!
Hey, how are you feeling?
Hey, it's me.
Hey, Janie. What's up?
Hey, kiddo. l'm right on the verge of something big here.
Hey, kids.
Hey, kids. Check this out.
Hey, kids. Do you want to stay the night with your dad?
Hey, l get it.
Hey, l get it. l just have to take care of the politics.
Hey, l know l kind of blew it before,
Hey, look who is a new dad again. Huh?
Hey, miss? Miss!
Hey, Mr. P.
Hey, not in the house, young lady.
Hey, Popper! l've been working on my power shot.
Hey, Taming of the Shrew is not a one act play.
Hey, that's my remote, Pecky Peckerton.
Hey, where're you going? Come back here.
Hey, you know what? l'll meet you in the car.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! (LAUGHS)
Hey! Don't. . .
Hey! He's a good reason to come back.
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Step away from the penguins.
Hey! That's my guys.
Hey! This is a finger, this is a fish. Learn to tell the difference.
Hey.
Hey. Animal Control. Got a call about a bird.
Hey. What's your name?
Hey. Wow. Greetings, little friend.
Hi ! Hey, look who's here.
Hi, Pip. l thought you were going to stay in the car.
His kind of cooking never goes out of style.
His skin glistening in the sun.
Hmm, uh, let me think.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. lt must be me.
Hoisted the jib, threaded the needle backwards.
Hold on, boss. Hold on, l got it.
Hold on.
How about feel something?
How are they doing?
How are you?
How cute.
How dare you?
How did you even get up there? Your legs are, like, four inches long.
How do you think the Yankees won 27 championships?
How does this pertain to the Van Gundy problem?
How many do you have?
How much till you don't see a penguin?
How's that?
Huh?
Huh.
I wouIdn't know, kiddo, because l'm in Marrakech.
I.e. , l can see more now,
I.e. , l can still see your six illegal pets.
I've never encountered a creature quite so wise as this.
If l found the right person.
If l was going to the Snowball Dance.
In all my travels
In the spray of his mighty blowhole.
It!
Janie,
Janie,
Janie, come on. l want to help.
Janie! Hold on, hold on. Janie.
JANlE: Come on, let's get him, Billy!
JANlE: Dad, l look terrible in all of these.
JANlE: Fine.
JANlE: OMG.
JANlE: Say the words.
JANlE: Sorry, Dad.
JANlE: They're not here.
JANlE: What are we doing?
JANlE: Wow. Cool.
JANlE: Yeah, Mom, we got them.
JONES: Come on. Yeah.
JONES: l'm at the rear door, he's not there!
Just a miracle, that's all.
Just birds? And what about the American eagle?
Just bring it on out to the viewing area so we can view it.
Just for three weeks.
Just give me the stupid thing.
Just keep the Chaplin movies going, they'll zone right out.
Just plunk them in front of the TV.
Just shows what you know. That's a cheese drawer.
Just stay and go on one more date with me.
Just to find fish.
Kee. . . Coover. . .
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Keiver Coover?
Kent.
Kiss her for me!
Knowing you, it must be for some sort of personal gain.
L always have a plan, Pippi.
L am a penguin expert.
L am giving them exactly what they need.
L am giving them love.
L am telling you that man is up to something.
L am very happy to see you.
L appreciate that, Billy.
L brought a girl here once, a long time ago.
L can reach now.
L can still see him.
L can't believe we're doing this.
L can't touch it if it's not in the manual. lt's a union violation.
L could sell this place
L didn't know it was a penguin, okay? l'm going to have to check the manual.
L do deals like this in my sleep.
L do not.
L don't do drugs, Mr. Popper.
L don't know kids. l know penguins.
L don't know what happened there.
L don't know where that is.
L don't know why l thought for one second l could talk to you.
L don't know, Billy.
L don't know.
L don't know. Tell her l was poisoned by a porcupine or punched by a pedestrian.
L don't really like her anymore.
L don't think so, Popper. Aren't you forgetting something?
L don't think so! l don't think so!
L feel great.
L feel like l can hear them now.
L felt like an endangered sequoia.
L figured it was like that time you lost Janie at Macy's.
L filled out the card and. . .
L go crazy when l hear a cymbal
L got a reservation at Jean Georges,
L got the gift,
L got this.
L got this.
L got your penguin for you.
L guess we do.
L hate to break it to you, Captain, but those are fins.
L have a pest problem.
L have always said that l would only sell the Tavern
L have lots of ideas about the Tavern.
L hear the pitter patter of floppy feet coming from inside that apartment.
L hope you can keep up with me.
L just got the name down.
L just got to pick my moment, then make my move.
L just needed to be sure
L just told him to come back later,
L just want one more date.
L just wanted to get your attention.
L just worry, that's all.
L know how it looks.
L know they are. lt's a little cold in here.
L know this is a total Hail Mary, but please don't go to Ghana.
L know. l know.
L left the television on. l'll take care of it.
L love the smell of toner in the morning.
L love what you've done with the place.
L made that.
L mean, l consider the staff to be family, too.
L mean, l like her. l don't know if she likes me.
L mean, you're going to go through this over and over.
L never forget a name.
L process his paperwork and l procure his periodicals.
L promise.
L recycle. l turn decrepit old buildings into shiny new ones.
L recycle. l turn decrepit old buildings into shiny new ones.
L saw you with that egg. l saw you !
L say we meet the future head on.
L should have gone with Strawberry FieIds.
L simply failed to maintain visual contact.
L suggested they make her life difficult until she accepts,
L tell you what, whatever you've got on right now,
L think l hear your mama calling.
L think l just did.
L think l should tell you, there has been a couple of changes.
L think she was just trying to impress you.
L think she's going to be just fine.
L think this old place has still got it.
L think we just hit a rough patch.
L think you might be more fish than fowl.
L thought so.
L told her kids we were offering $1 00 million.
L told you five times, l have to send the penguin.
L told you.
L tried to warn you, Mr. Popper.
L want to get a real sense of the space.
L want to know how soon we can break ground.
L was going to say that.
L was listening to your commentary, in The Economist,
L wonder if we could sit more in the center of the room.
L'd make him promise if l were you.
L'll be telling the board about this.
L'll be there in 1 5 minutes.
L'll call you back.
L'll get him on this side. This way!
L'll race you.
L'll start scratching this old gal behind the ears,
L'll take care of it. Hey, save me a piece of that. Mmm !
L'll take the free stuff.
L'll tell you about it later.
L'll tell you what.
L'll tell you who they love.
L'll use my own voice, though.
L'm about to bag a rare species on this little expedition.
L'm afraid l can only offer you 1 0 minutes. You're extremely late.
L'm afraid you're wasting your time.
L'm better now. Thank you.
L'm going on a trip, very far away.
L'm going to call the Chief of Police. l'm going to call the Mayor.
L'm going to give it the touch.
L'm going to hook you up with the number of a very good moving company.
L'm hearing shrieking, cackling and trumpeting sounds
L'm here for the penguin.
L'm kidding. Give me that.
L'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
L'm not asking for you to just jump right back in with me.
L'm not disappointed in him.
L'm not going to the stupid Snowball Dance.
L'm not leaving him. He's a Popper.
L'm not supposed to guess, l'm just supposed to listen.
L'm on a mission of mercy, Franklin. l decided to take you back.
L'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
L'm paraphrasing.
L'm really sorry,
L'm so sorry.
L'm sorry, have we met?
L'm sorry, have we met? l'm Thom Popper.
L'm sorry, Son, that it took me so long to Iearn that Iesson.
L'm still not speaking to them.
L'm sure Pippi told you, l've been kind of fighting a cold.
L've been playing hardball with Van Gundy.
L've got a small matter
L've got my team downstairs, and a fully equipped retrieval van.
L've organized this evening very precisely
L've parlayed with the Tavern people
L've seen these penguins before.
Last time it took a while.
Late as usual.
Lately, we've been using the word, "Hi" or a simple, "Sup?"
Lce is back with my brand new invention
Lce, lce, baby
Lce, lce, baby
Lce, lce, baby
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
Let me bring you up to speed.
Let me get you a snack.
Let me just seal you in. No!
Let me tell you something.
Let's do it.
Let's have a seat.
Let's make a fort.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. lt's just a second date.
Let's not talk about the Tavern, because that's not why l'm here.
Let's see what you've got, tough guy. Come on.
Let's take the penguins to the park.
Lf l decided to squint, it could look like a puppy.
Lf l had your 3,200 square feet, l'd find someone to share it with, too.
Lf my rhyme was a drug l'd sell it by the gram
Lf that's how you interpret it, that tells me something.
Lf there was a problem, yo, l'll solve it
Lf there was a problem, yo, l'll solve it
Lf they have to choose between love and a nice juicy sardine,
Lf you go there with him, then it becomes a relationship, and. . .
Lf you'll excuse us,
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Like a gentle giant, the most majestic creature on Earth.
Like that storm off the Horn of Africa.
Like you're some kind of penguin expert.
Little Popper over to Big Popper. Looking for the flick on.
Ln fact, l'm a donor.
Locked away in his apartment.
Long pauses are good, right? lt means she's thinking.
Look at Martha Stewart. She's rich and she sleeps with her dogs.
Look how much can go in this hat!
Look, can they just see them?
Look, Popper, l couldn't even if l wanted to.
Look, sweetheart. Maybe this just wasn't meant to be.
Look, this is my favorite part, right here.
Looking for an ending.
Love it or leave it, you better gang way
Love?
Lovey controls, beaks it over to Billy, who bends it like Bitey.
Lovey.
Ls it actually written that way?
Ls it true, Mr. Popper?
Ls that what America is all about?
Ls that what you were trying to tell me?
Ls that you, Mr. P?
Ls that. . . ls that a pet l hear, Popper?
Ls this some kind of environmentalist protest?
Ls this your idea of a healthy animal diet?
Lt hasn't changed in 30 years.
Lt looks like they're nesting.
Lt must be kind of hard on them. Huh?
Lt really was an accident.
Lt sure wasn't their farm system.
Lt was about the only time l ever got to see him.
Lt was closed, so we broke in and stole skates.
Lt was less than an hour.
Lt's a live penguin.
Lt's a metaphor.
Lt's a part of my history. l came here with my father.
Lt's a shame to waste it.
Lt's about your father.
Lt's absurd.
Lt's actually a good memory.
Lt's amazing.
Lt's an infestation.
Lt's another one.
Lt's getting blurry.
Lt's good advice.
Lt's got sort of a decaying charm.
Lt's happening right now. lt's happening right now.
Lt's just that this building is my last holding and if l sell, then. . .
Lt's like a real animal in there
Lt's natural.
Lt's nice, huh? A little fresh air.
Lt's not a pet, Kent.
Lt's not bad if you keep moving.
Lt's not in the book.
Lt's not, is it?
Lt's okay, girl.
Lt's really kind of cool.
Lt's so beautiful.
Lt's the north side exit, you can't go this way.
Lt's the only privately held real estate in Central Park.
Lt's time for me to take these birds and put them in a proper home.
Lt's too big for a snow globe, too small for a yurt.
Lt's too late, we've lost him. Popper, you're fired.
Madison broke up with Cooper Keegan to go out with Brandon Yee.
Madison kissed Keeper Coogan. No, Cooper. Cooper!
Madison's Big Fat Friend. Got it.
Magnetized by the mic while l kick my juice
Make sure you clip the right wire, otherwise. . .
Make sure you clip the right wire, otherwise. . .
Make that two adults.
Makes you want to spread out and explore.
MAN: All right, guys. Back to work.
Marshall, get Zoning on the phone,
May l have this dance, down there?
May l?
Maybe she just wants you to be her dad and listen.
Maybe they could spend a few nights with you.
Maybe you should let me take care of them for a while.
Maybe you should talk to her.
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
Michael.
Mmm mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mom ! Yes!
Mom is here. We've got to go.
Mom, Dad wants to know if you'll have dinner with him.
Mom, just do it.
Mom. Yeah, that's right. A woman can be a captain.
Monday! Thank God !
Move!
Mr. Popper always has a plan.
Mr. Popper and his equally crazy family believe that these penguins love him.
Mr. Popper for Mr. Gremmins.
Mr. Popper,
Mr. Popper, don't postpone the inevitable. Give me the birds.
Mr. Popper, if you're trying to convince me to sell you the Tavern,
Mr. Popper, l'm perplexed.
Mr. Popper, sorry to waste your time,
Mr. Popper, they're not your penguins.
Mr. Popper, this is the premier cultural event of the season.
Mr. Popper, those penguins are going back in the tank.
Mr. Popper, we're being pressed for progress.
Mr. Popper, we're pulling up presently.
Mr. Popper.
Mr. Popper.
Mr. Popper. l wish l could say the same.
Mr. Popper. Phew!
Mrs. Van Gundy has planned a press conference for tomorrow.
Mrs. Van Gundy only drinks Krug.
Mrs. Van Gundy,
Mrs. Van Gundy, you can't sell this place.
MRS. VAN GUNDY: Mr. Popper.
MRS. VAN GUNDY: Oh, allow me.
MRS. VAN GUNDY: Oh, thank you.
MRS. VAN GUNDY: There have been a lot of rumors floating around lately,
Mrs. Van Gundy.
Mrs. Van Gundy.
My dad used to bring me here whenever he was home.
My family is torn up about it. My kids are distraught. Right, Billy?
My father, who is apparently your captain,
My father?
My grandmother served coq au vin for Winston Churchill.
My kid's birthday is in 1 0 minutes. Okay?
My money is on her.
My mother made a BLT for Kareem Abdul Jabbar once.
My souvenir.
My town that created all the bass sound
Name it, fellas.
NANNY: Hello, Mr. Popper.
NARRATOR ON TV: The goIden eagIe is North America's largest bird of prey.
Nat Jones, New York Zoo.
Never start too early.
Nice and neat formation.
Nice save.
Nice trick.
Nice work, Popper.
Nice. You were going to let me go out like that. Some friend you are.
Nimrod hasn't quite figured it out yet.
No little ones this weekend, Mr. P?
No more loafing around.
No time for pain.
No, Billy. l actually. . .
No, Daryl. They don't like me right now.
No, is bad.
No, l don't think l'm forgetting something.
No, l'm fine.
No, l'm not.
No, l've never actually had that, but l would love to try it.
No, no, no! Penguins, please!
No, not this way.
No, Pippi. What we need is squid, and plenty of them.
No, really, Thomas, how are you?
No, they're not.
No, they're not.
No, you're definitely. . .
No! Expensive.
No! That doesn't prove anything.
No.
No.
No. Actually, Thom Sr.
No. Just taking in the ambience of the room.
No. No.
No. You need Marine and Waterfowl.
Not bad, Popper. Not bad.
Not fair.
Not mentioning names.
Not presently.
Not yet, but l'll get them.
Nothing is more important than family to me. Nothing.
Nothing. l'm fine. Billy, it's time to go.
Nothing. lt's just kind of a rundown place.
Now seal all the exits!
Now shut up and go to sleep.
Now that the party is jumping
Now you're trapped like an animal. lt's ironic.
Now, either Mr. Popper is hanging out with my mother,
Now, one might think you would have realized that by now.
Obviously, a little miscommunication.
Oh !
Oh !
Oh !
Oh ! (CHUCKLES) He had some stories.
Oh ! Ah !
Oh ! Good morning, kids. Babies on the way.
Oh ! Hey, guys.
Oh ! l see how it's going to be. All right. Let's see what you got, Billy.
Oh ! The Tavern.
Oh, good.
Oh, my God !
Oh, my God !
Oh, my God. l'm. . .
Oh, my gosh. l need a dress.
Oh, my. (CHUCKLES)
Oh, oops.
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, really? Why do l smell bleach?
Oh, thanks.
Oh, that guy? He's here for their baths.
Oh, the boathouse.
Oh, well. You will get out there,
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. (SPEAKS FRENCH)
Oh. That's the little fella.
Okay, get. Go.
Okay, guys, we're here to get you
Okay, here we go.
Okay, it's going to happen. l feel it. lt's happening.
Okay, l will.
Okay, one thing l forgot.
Okay, stay in formation.
Okay, tell her l'll be there.
Okay, try to act normal.
Okay, what about. . .
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Good night.
Okay. l mean, l can't say l blame you.
Okay. Need a little help. l get it.
Okay. Stall her.
OMG. LGB1 .
On the whole "no pets" thing.
One of those foundations is having a benefit
Ooh ! Evidence! Call CSI.
Ooh ! Hey! Gosh, thought you guys would never get here.
Ooh ! Oh ! (LAUGHS)
Oops.
Opportunities like this are hard to find, Franklin.
Or a Bengal tiger.
Or a Komodo dragon.
Or a three penguin omelet.
Or apart.
Or come.
Or l'll give you something to honk about.
Or l'm losing my mind.
Or will it be reborn
Other than that, don't touch anything.
Our last anniversary.
Out.
Ow!
Ow!
Package received. Over. ls it snowing there now, Dad?
Papua New Guinea. Makes the old Guinea look like nothing.
Pass it. Pass it.
Penguins are way ahead of us on this.
Penguins need it cold, otherwise they get wing mange.
Penguins, Pippi. Talk to me.
Penguins?
People love the sounds of nature.
Per your predicament, l printed a pertinent page from Wikipedia.
Perfect.
Perhaps l could pamper the penguins for you.
Pet? No. What? Of course not.
Picture yourself in a boat on a river.
Pipperoni.
Pippi Peponopolis. l'm Mr. Popper's personal assistant.
Pippi, hang on.
PIPPI: Mr. Popper, Van Gundy phoned
Plaza Hotel? Empire State Building?
Please look away.
Please tell me you have a plan.
Please use your mighty power to stop the melting of the polar ice caps.
Please, sir, can we just say goodbye?
Please.
Please.
Pleasure to meet you. Thom Popper.
Pleasure.
PlPPl ON PHONE: Mr. Popper, I purchased the special champagne per your request.
Pneumonia.
POPPER SR. : My dearest Tommy,
POPPER SR. ON RADlO: Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
Popper, there's no one more qualified than you to take a seat at this table.
Popper, what are you doing here?
Popper, where have you been?
POPPER: (SHlVERlNG) Hatch, hatch, hatch, hatch !
POPPER: And the Nimrods.
POPPER: Are we cool now, Hawkeye? Let's go, kids.
POPPER: Great. l don't have the kids this weekend,
POPPER: Here it comes.
POPPER: Hey, it's what l do.
POPPER: Kids, wake up. You don't want to miss this.
POPPER: l don't like you, l don't need you, l don't want you in my life!
POPPER: l figured it out.
POPPER: l understand.
POPPER: lf l'd have known you guys were coming, l'd have cleaned this place up,
POPPER: Mmm. l bet there's a giant sentence somewhere,
POPPER: Mom.
POPPER: Oh, hey, guys!
POPPER: Okay, people!
POPPER: Omega 3s, Pip.
POPPER: Pippi, the Guggenheim was a fiasco.
POPPER: Pipsi CoIa.
POPPER: Reminds me of you guys.
POPPER: Right, left. Right, left. Right.
POPPER: Yeahbsolutely.
Popper! Popper!
Popper's back!
Pretty soon she will be curled up in my lap
Promise. Any day now.
Pronto.
Punctuality is a priority for this particular person.
Purring like a kitty cat.
Put them in a New York apartment,
Quick to the point, to the point, no faking
Quite.
Rangers on a breakaway! They're out in the open ice.
Really, l'm good.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really? Fine. Here it is.
Relax, it's no big deal.
Remain calm.
Remind them of our donation to the Mayor's re election fund.
Requesting your presence at the property in the park.
Reviewing these numbers,
Rick, Bitey. Bitey, Rick.
Right behind me?
Second thoughts are as valid as first thoughts.
See this? Made in ltaly. Not for pecking.
See you soon.
Selling ice to the Eskimos?
Send penguin?
Sergeant Pipper.
Sexy!
She didn't tell me they were Gentoos.
She doesn't even know she's doing it.
She has gotten a thousand offers, turned them all down.
She said he was surprisingly down to earth,
She says she doesn't want to go with you this weekend.
She sounds amazing.
She wants us all present.
She's doing it.
She's looking for somebody with integrity and character.
Shh !
Shut up.
Since there's no place to go
Sir, what do the suspects look like?
Six penguins?
Six! Oh, God. Even better.
Skedaddle.
Slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade
So fast other DJ's say, "Damn!"
So just forget about it and move on?
So set a meeting with Van Gundy and call me.
So there it is. What do you got, Dad?
So they've all moved back home.
So wake up!
So we're talking standard hours. A little light housekeeping.
So where was he, Reginald?
So, baby penguins?
So, can you just hang out for a bit while l get Billy's gift all set?
So, great, right?
So, how about
So, l brought you here today because l want to tell you something.
So, l'm going to need you to come with me.
So, should we meet the kids?
So, sooner or later, l will take these penguins.
So, the board must have given you a free pass
Some sort of, l don't know, birthday penguin rental company?
Somebody like Jimmy Stewart.
Someday.
Someone is going on a little trip today. No big deal, right?
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Sometimes boys are gonna disappoint you.
Sometimes they're the worst.
Sorry, bud. Try NYC Sanitation.
Sorry, Kent.
South Pole is that way.
Spread out. Seriously. l'm used to living alone.
Start over?
Stay in the game.
Stay! Stay!
Step, ball, change. Step, ball, change. Step, ball, change.
Stinky.
Stinky.
Sure. Yeah. Come on over.
Sweetie, you've got to put your heart out there.
Take heed 'cause l'm a lyrical poet
Tavern on the Green?
Tavern on the Green.
Tell me about your father.
TERRENCE: Congratulations, Selma. Everything is impeccable.
Thank you for your co operation.
Thank you, Captain.
Thank you, Daddy.
Thank you.
Thank you. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Thanks, but no thanks.
Thanks, Dad.
Thanks, Dad. l'll see you tomorrow.
That could be anybody.
That is mighty nice of them.
That is some good. . .
That that little boy hadn't gotten lost somewhere.
That was a dream where people live with penguins.
That was our table.
That wasn't me.
That's a great idea for fort building.
That's all l need.
That's awesome.
That's exactly what l'm going to be.
That's for me to know and you to find adorable.
That's good counting, Billy.
That's good to know. Do you want to read?
That's good, you got it.
That's great.
That's Lovey.
That's nice.
That's not attractive for a zoo official. Huh?
That's not cute. You're not cute.
That's not good.
That's not my penguin.
That's right, it's the Dawn of the Dead. l'm eating brains and taking names.
That's right.
That's right. Come on in.
That's right. l make the rules. Because l have the brains.
That's right. l'm kind of a penguin expert.
That's the Arctic.
That's the pertinent printout.
The fire is so delightful
The kids and l are going to visit some old friends.
The last will and testament of Thomas Popper Sr.
The light's going dim.
The little fella is just taking his time.
The maid comes on Wednesdays.
The other day l had the best second first date a man could ever have.
The penguins will be provided for.
The Pentagon?
The place is coming together, huh?
The salt spray in his face felt like a thousand needles.
The sea was calm, the sailing smooth. When, out of nowhere. . .
The Tavern is an interesting project.
The Tavern is not presently for sale.
The Tavern?
The weather outside is frightful
The whole thing's being narrated by Morgan Freeman.
Then she got on the ice, and she was kind of a clutz.
Then you're free, and that's a scary thing.
There are just some things you can't afford to miss.
There he is.
There is nothing wrong with a man who recycles.
There is one more prize we would like you to get for us.
There you go!
There's the limo. Just stay in formation.
These aren't children, Mr. Popper. They're animals.
These aren't our guys.
These birds have eggs, Mr. Popper.
These penguins can only survive in the zoo or Antarctica.
They always get back together, though.
They are liking it here.
They are wrong.
They have to separate for long periods of time
They just come later.
They like ice, snow and fish.
They need a full veterinary workup.
They need food. They need snow.
They pecked the power locks.
They say she turned you down flat.
They use those stones to make their nest.
They will choose the fish every time.
They're already gone.
They're gonna get beak rash and wing mange
They're imprinting, all right.
They're mine, right? l can keep them?
They're okay, they're fine. They're at the zoo.
They're probably in an icy pool right now.
They're the ones with the eight penguins.
This could be our last chance with Van Gundy.
This guy is a complete amateur.
This is disgraceful ! Don't lie to me.
This is exactly what happened with Howard Hughes.
This is Mama Bird. Over and out.
This is the big one, buddy. A dream come true.
This is Tippytoe. Over.
This is what a liar looks like. Take a mental picture.
This man has been trafficking in stolen penguins.
This one is Captain.
This one is going to be my legacy.
This restaurant has been in my family for three generations.
This way.
This way.
Thom, are you kidding me right now?
Thom, it's me.
Thom, we forgot to do a head count.
Thomas! Greetings.
Those animals belong in a zoo.
Three to Washington, three to Tokyo. And the two chicks are going to Dubai.
Till it has that funny smell
Tippytoe to Bald Eagle. Over.
Tippytoe, come in. Are you there?
To 220 centimeters, these extremely swift creatures
To any number of sharp tongued snake oil salesmen like yourself.
To the extreme I rock a mic Iike a vandaI
Tommy, it's Reginald. Call me.
Too bad.
Total belief. Total faith.
Traitors.
Translation, "l forgot as usual,
Try Fish and Game.
Turn off the lights and l'll glow
Twenty foot swells, like a hammer punch to the prow.
Two children, one adult.
Two months and 1 7 days.
Two. And we have the most magical
Uh huh.
Uh oh !
Uh oh. Better pick it up. Come on, Janie.
Uh uh.
Uh. . .
Uh. . .
Uh. . .
Uh. My name is Popper.
Um. . .
Up there, proximate to the Pissarro painting.
Van Gundy? Lots of that. Lots of that.
Van Gundy's at the Tavern already?
VaniIIa
VaniIIa
Vanilla lce, lce, baby
Vanilla lce, lce, baby
Vanilla lce, lce, baby
Waddle on down the road.
Wait, l'd have to do the eyes first and then the hands,
Wait.
Wait. How did you. . .
Wait. You saw him? How is he?
Wake up, Popper.
Want some more? Want some more?
Warm enough?
Watch this.
We can build anything we want on it.
We don't tolerate gender bias in this house.
We don't want to go to your stupid press conference.
We expect some results, Popper.
We got soccer. We got the Snowball Dance.
We had fun, but it's time to get back to reality.
We have been compromised. Over.
We have to unpack.
We haven't heard anything about the Tavern.
We make it hype and you want to step
We saw the marble slab in your office.
We talked to Van Gundy's people.
We thought we could trust you with this.
We were married for 1 5 years,
We will be closing one month for ice festival!
We're getting our penguins back.
We're not.
We've got, what, three months now averaging about 1 50,000 jobs...
We've left seven messages.
Well, don't worry, because Samoa is what we've been looking for.
Well, he's going to be an amazing flyer.
Well, it sounds weird when you make me say it.
Well, l guess we have custody.
Well, l like you, sir.
Well, l would love to see one of them.
Well, l'm afraid your time is up, Mr. Popper.
Well, we're out of the medals. But we had a good time.
Well, who is Brittany again?
What a pleasant surprise.
What am l going to do with you, bird?
What are we doing this for, anyway?
What are we looking at?
What are you afraid of? Can't beat an old man?
What are you talking about?
What can l say?
What did he do?
What did that man mean, "l'm here for the penguins"?
What do l pay you for?
What do we have here? Anybody want some fish?
What do you do if you like somebody, but they don't like you back?
What do you think of this shirt?
What do you think, buzz kill?
What do you want? Fish? Chaplin?
What do you wonk?
What if the Statue of Liberty
What is it?
What is that noise?
What particular pest is the problem?
What should we name him?
What the. . .
What the. . .
What was l supposed to do?
What we don't have is an emu.
What?
What?
What? Hello?
What? l can't get 30 seconds of privacy around here?
What? What are you giving them?
What? What are you talking about?
What? What happened?
What. . . What am l looking at? What. . .
What's the matter, folks?
What's the matter, Popper?
Whatever it is, l'm here for you, sweetie.
Whatever.
When did l ever disappoint anybody?
When do we break ground on the new building?
When l tried to save them, he broke into the zoo and kidnapped them.
When you're taking care of. . .
Where are we going?
Where are we going? l hope it's someplace warm.
Where are you going to take me this time, Popper?
Where are you sending them?
Where do you think you're going?
Which is almost impossible unless you're dating The Donald.
Which is ironic, considering how tall he is.
Which l am not willing to do.
Whipped his ship like a rubber ducky.
Who has the time?
Who is responsible for this?
Who?
Who's ready for a big weekend at Dad's?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Sorry, ma'am, you can't take this exit.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoever is holding the fish.
Why are you hitting yourself? Huh? Why are you hitting yourself?
Why did you do it?
Will it ever stop? Yo, l don't know
Will you look at that?
With a wingspan of 1 85
With tangerine trees
With the bass kicked in and the Vega's are pumpin'
With this, Shay plays on the fade
With vim, vigor and Viagratality?
Word !
Wow! How long have l been gone?
Wow! What a beautiful piece of music they're playing down there.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow. l'm really happy for you.
Wow. You actually look beautiful.
YATES: Mmm hmm.
YATES: Popper.
Yeah !
Yeah ! A penguin !
Yeah, but look. He's so attentive.
Yeah, but. . . Yeah, okay.
Yeah, course.
Yeah, Dad, are you okay?
Yeah, l get it. You both have power shots.
Yeah, l guess it wouldn't be too bad.
Yeah, l know. l'm late.
Yeah, l know. Okay, turning my phone off.
Yeah, l'm fine.
Yeah, pulled a Hemingway. Just him and the sea.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, that's great.
Yeah, we were on a date. Be nice.
Yeah, we'd prefer to sit over here. Yeah.
Yeah, well, let's hurry. We're missing it.
Yeah? Well, if l get worked up,
Yeah.
Yeah. Chaplin. A classic.
Yeah. Good.
Yeah. He broke on through to the other side.
Yeah. l only pick up the dead ones.
Yeah. l'm not coming into work again today.
Yeah. My father sailed around the world solo.
Yeah. Never better.
Yeah. Starts with "P." You ought to be able to handle it.
Yeah. Well, l'm glad you had someone.
Yeah. What about you, Janie? You, too?
Yeah. Yeah, he hugged me three times.
Yeahbsolutely.
Yeahbsolutely.
Yeahbsolutely.
Yeahbsolutely.
Yeahbsolutely.
Yeahbsolutely.
Yeahbsolutely. They're yours. Just not right now.
Yes, l know how important she is.
Yes, l'm afraid so.
Yes, l'm Captain Popper baby.
Yes, the kind no amount of money can buy.
Yes! Best birthday ever!
Yes! Bye bye, birdie.
Yes! Now you're talking.
Yes! Send penguin. Send penguin.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Well, we're related.
Yo, man, let's get out of here
Yo, VIP, let's kick it
You !
You are a complicated man, Mr. Popper.
You are a liar.
You are so done.
You are so warped !
You are worried like a new mother. lt is adorable.
You aren't giving them what they need.
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
You can go in.
You did a great job, Dad.
You don't even need a man, really.
You don't want to disappoint them.
You got him an actual live penguin?
You got to come over.
You have a very unusual name, Mr. Popper.
You have no idea what you're doing with these birds.
You have officially raised the birthday present bar to a whole new level.
You hear that, Captain? We're coming back.
You just got to get used to it, that's all.
You kidding me? What kind of question is that?
You know how many soccer games l've skipped?
You know kids.
You know that she's the chair of several charitable foundations.
You know what, maybe she doesn't want advice.
You know, Cooper Keegan?
You know, l heard that girls are the weaker sex.
You know, l was planning on having them stay at Mom's when we're in Ghana.
You know, maybe they are a little cooped up in here.
You know, that's always been a dream of mine.
You like Mom.
You like penguin? ls good, yes?
You like that, huh?
You like that, huh?
You look full. Open the bomb bay doors!
You look great.
You look like you've seen a ghost.
You look pretty.
You look terrible, Popper.
You lost me?
You mean my net worth?
You mean you?
You mean, like, wipe it off the face of the Earth?
You might want to hold your breath.
You need to procure your promotion.
You planted this.
You promise to call me when it hatches.
You ready for the big birthday celebration fiesta?
You really should go to bed.
You remember the boathouse?
You see, once it loves you, it never leaves your side.
You sent me a package.
You sent them away to some cage?
You stick them in front of the TV?
You think you can close it?
You want to know what l'm worth. l get that.
You want to know who they love?
You were close?
You were never lost.
You, get to sleep.
You, too, Loudy.
You're a powerful woman, you're an independent lady.
You're acting weird.
You're actually going to Ghana, then.
You're an angel.
You're begging for it.
You're dry. l like that. Oh, please.
You're falling asleep.
You're fine.
You're going to need a workup of your face.
You're in The Hurt Locker now, Popper.
You're just not equipped for this.
You're not even going to remember Keaven Coover.
You're not?
You're only delaying the inevitable, Popper.
You're taking us back? We fired you.
You're tenacious, Popper. l'll give you that.
You're the coolest gift l ever got.
You've got one nesting in the produce bin of your refrigerator.
You've got some interesting ideas about animal care, Mr. Popper.
You've never seen a zombie before?
Young Gentoos need an ice shelf at 28 degrees. A little powder on top.
Your assistant called, the one with the "P" problem.
Your captain was crazy.
Your father loved you, Tommy.
Your house is full of penguins.
Zoos do it all the time. Same as sports teams.
1 992? lt's a ghastly vintage.
95 pounds of C 4 explosives on a hair trigger.
(BANGlNG ON DOOR) Let me out!
(CLATTERlNG) (FOOTSTEPS PATTERlNG)
(CLATTERlNG) Oh !
(DEFECATlNG) Hey!
(EXHALES) (PHONE RlNGlNG)
(EXHALES) And he left me those.
(FARTlNG) (GROANS) Oh !
(FARTS) Ah !
(HONKlNG LOUDLY) (YELLlNG)
(HONKlNG) Kissed Cooper. . .
(HONKS) Hey!
(MEN LAUGHlNG) FRANKLlN: Way to go, Popper.
(PENGUlN SQUAWKS) Oh !
(POPPlNG) Oh, yeah !
(REPLlES lN FRENCH) Yeah.
(SQUAWKlNG) Go! Go!
A badge from the zoo. JONES: Look at this.
AMANDA ON PHONE: HeIIo? POPPER: Hey, Amanda, we're pulling up.
AMANDA: Antarctic bird flu ! Very bad !
AMANDA: Hold on, is that. . . POPPER: Eggs. Three of them.
Amanda. Hello?
Are you okay? Yeah, l'm fine.
because the left hand would be gone. Mr. Popper, stop talking.
BlLLY: Dad ! POPPER: Mmm !
BlLLY: Holy cow, another one. POPPER: Look, look, look.
BlLLY: lt's coming. POPPER: Look at that.
Brandy. So Cooper texted Brittany to see
Bye. Bye.
Call her. Who?
Can you make sure the kids are ready? Yeah.
Diarrhea! Vomiting ! Vomiting ! Diarrhea!
Do you want to keep them overnight? Really?
Does it make me look pale? (SQUAWKlNG)
Driver, take us to the zoo. JANlE: What?
Father son picnic. My birthday.
Five minutes for fighting. Oh, man.
Five? Six.
FRANKLlN: Don't sit just yet. Okay.
Get it off me! (FARTS)
Good night. Good night, Mom.
Got you ! Hey! (LAUGHS)
had you send me a penguin. (PENGUlN SQUAWKlNG)
Here you go. Thank you.
Hey, Dad. Hi.
Hey, Popper. Greetings.
Hey! Break formation !
Hey. Oh. You brought Rick.
Hey. POPPER: Wow.
Hi, birds. Hi, birds.
Hi, live penguin. (SQUAWKS)
Janie, what happened? l said l'm fine.
Janie. Not true. Bad translation.
Janie. . . This is why l don't want to go.
JANlE: Dad, look. Yeah.
JONES: Popper! POPPER: Break formation !
Keep it running. Sure thing, Mr. Popper.
l don't know what people see in you. (DOORBELL RlNGlNG)
l don't think so. Let's find out.
l got your number, okay? JANlE: Ooh ! l'm so scared.
l guess l'll kill two birds with one stone. (HONKS)
l know! How did you find them, anyway?
l know. lf you sell it to me, l'll just tear it down.
l know. This place is a part of New York history.
l suppose it's a formal event. Precisely.
l'll call you. Okay. Yeah. Soon.
Loudy! Loudy!
ls that just a bird? Yes.
lt was a nice night. Yeah.
lt would be like it never existed. READER: Exactly
lt's a penguin. A penguin?
lt's going to be fun. (DOOR SLAMS)
lt's really beautiful, Thom. Thank you.
Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.
Morning, Pippi. Mr. Popper.
My kids want to come over. Who gives a rat's butt?
No way. Can Crosby back check? Back check!
No. POPPER: Children,
Not this time. (BANGlNG ON DOOR)
Now? Please be punctual.
Oh ! Fort! Cool. Go.
Oh ! Sorry. Hey, Dad.
Oh, no! Or that way.
Okay, what is it with that table? What?
Okay. All right.
Okay. l'm not selling.
Pardon? Nothing.
Perfect. Yeah.
Pippi. Quint.
POPPER: Aw! Come on. BlLLY: Let's go.
POPPER: Hello. Sorry, cannot take your phone call.
Popper! lt's nothing. Stay focused.
Pretty cool, huh? Yeah.
Pretty good date so far. We're just getting started.
Really? Cross checking is okay, though.
Really? Please?
So, she never did see the flowers. . . Mrs. Van Gundy. . .
TERRENCE: Selma! Oh, Terrence.
Thank you. (CHUCKLES)
Thanks. l should get the cake in the. . . That's a nice cake.
that needs your attention. Come on.
That's his way of saying "Greetings." Yeah.
The Horn of Africa? Oh, yeah.
There you are! Guys!
This is insane! Quiet, you. Quit your quarrelling.
This is Tito and Freddy, our kitchen staff. Hi.
Thom, l don't think. . . Don't bother, Mom.
Uh. . . (SQUAWKlNG)
Um. . . (PENGUlN SQUAWKS)
We're not going to the press conference. Pardon?
What about keeping them in line? Next paragraph.
What are you talking about? Believe me, l'd love to give them to you.
What are you talking about? Trading, Mr. Popper.
What did he do? Yes.
What happened? l was pricked by a porcupine.
What have you been doing? Uh. Well. . . Um. . .
What the. . . Go ahead. He's friendly.
What took you so long? MAN: Sorry, sir.
What? Billy, l don't know if that's. . .
What? How are you, dear?
What? lt can't be. But it is.
What? Oh, my God. Let's go buy one.
What's going on? lt's nothing.
Where are my penguins? l'm going to call you back.
Where is your sister? She's having issues.
Where were you pricked? ln my posterior!
Who's this fella? (FARTS)
Wing mange? lt's not pretty.
WOMAN: Are those penguins? MAN: Hmm. Must be part of the exhibit.
Wow. Yeah.
Yeah, it was surprisingly warm in there. Yes, it was.
Yeah, Pippi. PlPPl: Mr. Popper!
Yeah? Thomas Popper?
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah. (GROANS)
Yeah. Cool.
Yeah. Lucky man.
Yeah. Sweet.
Yeah. Yep.
Yeahbsolutely. You have a good one, Mr. P.
Yes! Yes!
You got the grant. Yes.
You let him in? He had a badge.
Your dad? Yeah.
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
"and l need to call Pippi to go get something."
"Are more docile when kept at lower temperatures."
"as well as the rest of my worldly possessions.
"Bald Eagle, over and out."
"Captain?"
"Frowny face."
"Gentoo penguins may periodically imprint
"l leave my Slovenian zither recordings,
"l'll take the free stuff."
"l'm sorry l couldn't deliver this one to you in person.
"l've sent you a souvenir.
"O M G, l'm too A D D to play with D A D.
"on a particular person as if they were a penguin.
"Once imprinted, they remain permanently proximate to their parental proxy."
"Terrence!"
"the Tahoe yurt and the Uzbek yurt,
"To my little Tommy,
"To the good folks at the Geographic Society,
"Uncanny tracking ability. Can locate each other at great distance."
(ALARM CLOCK BEEPlNG)
(ALL HONKlNG)
(ALL LAUGHlNG)
(ALL SQUAWKlNG)
(ALL SQUAWKlNG)
(ALL SQUAWKlNG)
(ALL SQUAWKlNG)
(AMANDA CHUCKLES)
(AMANDA LAUGHlNG)
(BEEPlNG)
(BlLLY AND JANlE LAUGHlNG)
(BLOWlNG) Gale force winds straight from the Devil's nostrils
(BOTH EXCLAlMlNG)
(CELL PHONE CHlMES)
(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)
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(CELL PHONE RlNGlNG)
(CHlLDREN EXCLAlMlNG EXClTEDLY)
(CHlRPlNG SOFTLY)
(CHlRPlNG)
(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES) All right!
(CHUCKLES) Oh, wow!
(CHUCKLES) So crazy. I Iove.
(CHUCKLlNG) No!
(CLATTERlNG)
(CLEARS THROAT)
(CLEARS THROAT) Hold on. Sorry.
(COOlNG)
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(COOS)
(COOS)
(COUGHS)
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(CROWD APPLAUDlNG)
(DEFECATlNG)
(DOORBELL RlNGlNG)
(DOORBELL RlNGlNG)
(DOORBELL RlNGlNG)
(DOORBELL RlNGS)
(DOORBELL RlNGS)
(EXCLAlMlNG)
(EXCLAlMS)
(EXCLAlMS)
(EXCLAlMS)
(EXHALES)
(FARTlNG)
(GARBLED) Bald Eagle calling Tippytoe. Over.
(GASPlNG)
(GASPS)
(GROANlNG DRAMATlCALLY)
(GROANlNG)
(GROANS lN FRUSTRATlON)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(GRUNTS)
(GUESTS SCREAMlNG)
(GURGLlNG) Kent! Kent!
(HlSSlNG)
(HONKlNG lNSlSTENTLY)
(HONKlNG LOUDLY)
(HONKlNG LOUDLY)
(HONKlNG LOUDLY)
(HONKlNG LOUDLY)
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(HONKS)
(HONKS)
(HONKS)
(HONKS)
(HONKS)
(ICE ICE BABY PLAYlNG)
(JANlE LAUGHS)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHlNG)
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Why would l have a penguin?
(LlNE DlSCONNECTS)
(lMlTATlNG JlMMY STEWART) And, doggone it,
(lMlTATlNG WHALE CRY)
(lN FORElGN ACCENT) Popper? You Captain Popper baby?
(MAN EXCLAlMS)
(MAN ON PHONE GREETlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE)
(MAN ON PHONE GREETlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE)
(MOCKlNGLY) "1 992. Ghastly vintage."
(OVER PHONE) Mr. Popper? Pippi.
(PENGUlN HONKS)
(PENGUlN HONKS)
(PENGUlNS SQUAWKlNG)
(PHONE LlNE RlNGlNG)
(PHONE LlNE RlNGlNG)
(PHONE RlNGlNG)
(PlGEON COOlNG)
(PURRlNG)
(SCOFFlNG) What are you even talking about from left field?
(SCOFFS)
(SCOFFS)
(SCREAMlNG)
(SCREAMlNG)
(SCREAMS)
(SHUSHlNG)
(SlGHS)
(SlGHS)
(SlGHS)
(SlGHS)
(SlGHS)
(SlGHS)
(SlGHS)
(SlGHS)
(SlGHS) Fine.
(SlGHS) Oh ! Great.
(SlGHS) Okay.
(SLOWLY) Wait!
(SNlFFlNG)
(SNlFFlNG)
(SNlFFlNG)
(SNORlNG)
(SNORlNG)
(SOFTLY) Cooper Keegan.
(SOFTLY) Nimrod.
(SOUNDTRACK MUSlC PLAYlNG ON TV)
(SQUAWKlNG STOPS)
(SQUAWKlNG)
(SQUAWKS)
(STATlC)
(STATlC)
(THUDDlNG)
(TOlLET FLUSHlNG)
(TV SWlTCHES ON)
(WHlSPERlNG) The love of her life!
(WlND GUSHlNG)
(YAWNlNG)
(YELLS)
(YELPS)