Palm Springs Edit

A chance that this life can be a little less mundane

A little different this morning.

A lot.

A ride, anything.

Aah! Stop, stop, stop.

Aahhh!

Abe's dad's cousin, of the Schlieffen clan.

Activity, et cetera.

Afloat.

Again, my memory is pretty shot,

Ahhh! Oh my God.

Alan.

All I had to do was bail you out with that ridiculous speech at the wedding.

All right, fine, let's say you're right and that would work,

All right! Get down!

All right.

Almost.

Ampersand.

And celebrate its bullshit.

And come with me.

And commitment is the state

And designer drugs and candy.

And ever and ever,

And good luck with that psychopath who keeps trying to murder you.

And how gorgeous are these two?

And I am asking you

And I don't blame you for being mad at me

And I don't know, I feel like we had something really good going

And I find Tala

And I have full faith in your abilities

And I need you to survive.

And I never had another nightmare.

And I still woke up here.

And I sure as hell would never have fucked you.

And I try to live my life at this point with as little effort as possible.

And I was truly terrified of the world,

And I, I blew her up.

And I've done... a lot of suicides.

And I've seen your package, and it is excellent, Sarah.

And if I didn't wear it, she'd, she'd murder me.

And if it kills us, well then

And if we detonate the C4 at the exact right moment,

And if your plan works,

And it didn't work out.

And it doesn't belong to us.

And it is a fucking dark place.

And it is absolutely suffocating.

And it is absolutely suffocating.

And it may be frightening and filled with doubt.

And it should never have happened,

And made it all the way to Equatorial Guinea.

And now I have to open a new one.

And now, Abe,

And now, old mate Abe... Oh, honey.

And remember that night we saw the dinosaurs,

And she was, like, five years old.

And someone was trying to hurt you.

And staying away for so long.

And Tala,

And that's it?

And then I passed out in a couple minutes,

And then one morning I woke up after a full night of sleep.

And then probably sneaks out in the morning.

And then they, uh,

And then you got stuck in here and

And then your sweat.

And they approve this marriage!

And this is A Lover's Concerto.

And tomorrow is also today.

And we all know these two li'I freaks are fine in that department, right?

And we both deserve every single fucking terrible thing

And we will cheer you on with delight in our eyes

And you know what, fuck all of you.

And, hey, in all your future loops,

And, uh, I hope to see you soon.

And, uh, I kept having these really awful nightmares.

And, yes, I know that it's crazy odds

And... she... crawled into my bed to snuggle me

Anything can happen.

Anything can happen.

Anyways,

Anyways, I think the party's gonna start pretty soon.

Are they real?

Are you all right?

Are you close?

Are you done?

Are you fucking cheating on me?

Are you gonna be smiley?

Are you joking right now?

Are you on drugs again?

Are you scared to leave?

Are you...

As a liability who fucks around and drinks too much.

As I walked down the aisle.

As I was saying,

As long as I'm with you.

As you achieve your wildest dreams.

Ask me again at the end.

Ask me again at the end.

Ask me again at the end.

Asleep next to me,

At a bar in Aberdeen.

At least in here, we get to be together.

Be learning from you.

Beat the traffic?

Beautiful kids.

Beautiful wife,

Because I give a shit,

Because I think that life should be shared now,

Because she thought that might help.

Because this is truly a sacred day,

Because we are very shitty people.

Before I screwed it up, you know.

Before I'd really acquainted myself with everyone.

Before marriage thing, so Abe took it.

Being a source of terror is not fun, okay.

Big sisters are supposed to teach baby sisters,

Bone marrow.

Boned each other.

But always remember:

But for some reason, she's never been good enough for any of you

But I don't think so.

But I don't think we should break up.

But I have tried.

But I will today and forever,

But I'm also asking you to stay.

But I'm cool with it

But I'm not anymore!

But I've been thinking about it a lot,

But is now in my stomach,

But it doesn't matter!

But it was different then.

But it's really irrelevant to me

But it's so much more than that...

But no, you can't tell Sarah what to do. She's got it all figured out.

But not you and me until we've earned our way out?

But now

But now

But now it's time for us to give to you.

But please, I'm begging you do not bring our drama here, okay.

But she isn't in there.

But there there's

But they should.

But we have to be fast.

But we have to be fast.

But we have to try.

But we're all just lost, am I right?

But why would I want to go back there anyway, you know.

But you can keep your money.

But you don't actually believe any of the shit that you said?

But you don't know that I know.

But you have to promise me you're gonna spend it all today.

But you know what else has crazy odds?

But, um, no, seriously, okay, guys,

But, you know,

But... I am done being shitty.

But... I went through with it.

But... it's beautiful.

By Fournier.

Can I keep my shirt on?

Can I, can I Oh, please.

Can you zip me up? Wait.

Check it out.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. You mother

Come on out!

Come on out!

Come on, just do it.

Comes light.

Coming before, you know.

Coming!

Comprehend what I was putting you through.

Damn it!

Darla.

Deal with him.

Debilitating emotional distress.

Did you do to me?

Did you learn nothing from all this?

Do we, though? I mean,

Do you believe I made these at my age?

Does anyone else here wear Orchid Explosion by Fournier?

Don't be so afraid of it.

Don't fuck this up.

Don't mind if I do.

Don't over complicate it. Yeah.

Don't worry.

Don't you kiss me.

Don't you know how to hustle, kid?

Dot, dot, dot

Down! Hey! Hey!

Emphatic period.

Emptiness,

Et amici!

Even though I pretend not to be,

Everyone here is your family.

Everyone stand back.

Everything in this void

Everything is great.

Everything that we are doing in here is fucking meaningless.

Everything.

Excuse me. You and Sarah, it all makes sense now.

Foiled! You son of a bitch!

Follow me.

For lying, for not telling you about our past.

For miles.

For the rest of eternity,

From origins unknown.

From the first time that I saw you

Get down! Get down!

Get off me! I should never have left the Great Lakes.

Get out of the water.

Get out of the water.

Getting stuck in a time loop.

Give up and

Go for it. I brought it for you, man.

Go get a beer, you know.

Go some place where we could be alone, do you?

God, no wonder she hates herself.

Goes back to the start.

Going to bed maybe just got a little better.

Good day so far?

Good luck, girl.

Good luck.

Good morning!

Good morning.

Good morning.

Ha ha.

Ha! Yeah, yeah.

Have we hooked up?

He put his penis in my butthole. Yeah, I know how it works.

He was a guest at the wedding.

He was gonna kill you.

He's an old friend.

He's got a bag of sweets in his pocket.

He's trying to kill me!

He's trying to kill me!

He's trying to kill me!

Hello?

Here they are.

Here you are

Here, smell this.

Hey, come here. Get out of the water.

Hey, uh, you don't want to maybe

Hey, who was that loony bitch that blindsided me

Hey, who's the mustache?

Hey!

Hey! Come here!

HEY! HO!

Hey. Pia.

Hmm.

Hold my legs up.

Hold on.

Holding me.

Holy fucking shit!

How about that?

How can you even know that?

Howard went to wake her up this morning, but she wasn't in there.

However, if you do smell the pillow, you will recognize

Hyah!

Hyah!

I I give up. I

I I was just saving you! You should be thanking me.

I So you, you're,

I actually did you a favor. So, fuck you. No, Sarah, fuck you.

I always get an extra one. Save myself a trip.

I am not a fan of this magical desert.

I am the Antichrist.

I can't say I ever liked her.

I dated a girl who used to bathe in it.

I didn't know you knew her.

I didn't wanna tell you!

I didn't.

I do love you more than anything.

I don't care about that stuff. That's like my whole thing.

I don't know what it is.

I don't know what that was.

I don't know when they're coming back, but... it's not today.

I don't know where she went, but she is not here anymore.

I don't know, maybe I should have told you, but I didn't wanna tell you.

I don't know.

I don't think that we met at the rehearsal dinner last night.

I don't understand your question.

I don't want you to set yourself up for disappointment again.

I ended up in the hospital last time I saw you.

I feel like we should call the cops.

I feel sorry, it's like,

I followed you into that cave because I liked you

I get it now. You were right.

I give up. You win.

I got the message from your girlfriend last night.

I guess I had my head up my own ass.

I had just started at this new school

I had the idea first.

I hadn't seen you in a while. Yeah, no shit.

I hope it's not all meaningless.

I hope that blowing ourselves up works,

I hope you don't mind.

I hope you find it, man.

I just can't handle that right now.

I just clipped him.

I just don't want to leave.

I just like to give back whenever I can.

I knew it wasn't going to work out

I knew it wasn't going to work out the moment that I said yes.

I knew it wasn't going to work out when I moved to Austin for him.

I knew it wasn't going to work.

I know this is supposed to be like

I know you better than anyone knows you.

I lied, okay.

I love you guys. Um, so without further ado,

I love you, too.

I love you.

I love your haircut. Me too.

I mean,

I mean,

I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys?

I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys?

I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, guys?

I mean, hashtag lifegoals, am I right, you guys?

I mean, I didn't really

I mean, it doesn't get any better than that.

I mean, it's not like things were going so great for you out there.

I mean, we can't die, but pain is very real.

I mean, you sure you don't wanna run some more tests or something?

I never wanna be married.

I partied with Roy.

I really can't start sweating, baby.

I tested it.

I think I found a way out.

I think it might be him.

I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore.

I thought you were someone else.

I tied my tubes at 40.

I tried to hit him up, but he said he did not want to share.

I used to be a bomb guy.

I want tomorrow to be tomorrow.

I was acting a little... odd.

I was just feeling my way through it.

I was scared,

I was thinking the exact same thing, you know.

I will always find you.

I wish I could just live out here forever.

I would have stayed so far away from you,

I would like a Moscato, please.

I'd have put the condom on right, and they wouldn't be here.

I'd like to welcome up the actual big sister

I'd rather die with you

I'll have no choice but to remove you by force.

I'll take her dead or alive.

I'm a cheating piece of shit.

I'm a cuddly grizzly bear.

I'm an idiot.

I'm coming, I'm coming, oh my God!

I'm getting out of this day.

I'm in.

I'm just kidding, there is no God.

I'm literally the only other human being stuck in here with you.

I'm not going to see my kids grow up,

I'm not gonna hurt you. Just get out of the water.

I'm not that old, though, am I?

I'm Nyles.

I'm serious.

I'm serious. I'm serious!

I'm so sorry,

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. You can watch me, though.

I'm taking Tala into town.

I'm touching your bike.

I'm turning myself in!

I'm your son.

I've realized that I'm completely co dependent,

If I had known that I was going to be stuck

If I'd had one less Mai Tai that night,

If it makes you feel any better,

If you want to leave this place

In case something actually does happen?

In the 3.2 seconds it takes

Is that him?

Is the future encased in chocolate.

Is the past.

Is to embrace the fact that nothing matters.

It it felt so... real.

It could be life, it could be death.

It does.

It doesn't matter that everything resets and people don't remember.

It might be a dream, I might be imagining you,

It takes a lot of work,

It was a huge waste of time.

It was always just gonna reset.

It was fun.

It will propel us

It's it's your main job.

It's a song that I want you two to remember

It's a world with death and poverty,

It's all meaningless, right?

It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.

It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.

It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.

It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.

It's gonna be a beautiful wedding.

It's good to see you.

It's in their blood.

It's just a fleeting feeling.

It's my nephew.

It's not fulfilling. I know this from experience.

It's not just time and money that Tala has given to so many charitable causes,

It's not you, it's me.

It's not you, it's me.

It's okay, everybody.

It's one of those... infinite time loop situations

It's really rare.

It's so bright in here, too. It's just

It's the best.

It's the same way that I would say that I feel sorry

It's weird.

Jerry! Give me the teeth.

Just get on with it. You're freaking my wife out.

Just like, uh, they all do.

Kinda felt

Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to invite

Less mundane.

Let me in, Sarah.

Let's waste some time.

Libby's gonna do a family portrait later this afternoon

Like the bone marrow shit that Tala does, you know.

Like they all do"?

Like,

Like, what has drifted away?

Little Joey is watering dog shit.

Little Joey tending his dog shit.

Look, can I just say something?

Look, I know about you and Abe, okay.

Look, I know weddings make you super weird, super uncomfortable,

Look, I love you, okay.

Look, if you feel sorry for me, then that must mean

Look, Sarah,

Look, what if, oh my God, what if life just keeps going for everyone else here

Lost.

Love and commitment.

Love can get you through anything.

Love is to feel a deep romantic or sexual attachment to someone,

Luckily, he lives in Irvine and wakes up there every day,

Material matters don't really concern me.

May I cut in?

Maybe it's a karma thing.

Melanoma, nanotech, round the clock surveillance.

Mister and Missus Schlieffen.

Misty's boyfriend. Are you in on this?

Misty's boyfriend. Come on.

My grandma's ring's not in my jewelry case.

My whole family is embarrassed by me.

My wife in the prime of her womanhood.

Never gonna walk little Libby down the aisle.

Never. Not in my life. Usually, it's the opposite problem.

Night.

No offense, Ny Ny, but I really have never had an issue with a guy

No, I'm just kidding.

No, no, no, no, don't.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

No, wait. Roy, wait, wait.

No, yeah, really, really bad.

No. In what, what?

No. No!

No. Why would I do that?

Nobody can stand the idea

Not at all.

Not now, though. Yeah!

Nothing worse than going through this shit alone.

November ninth?

Now... ignoring all that

Nurses wouldn't let me sleep. They were afraid I'd go into a coma.

Nyles, I don't, I don't want another one of your speeches,

Nyles!

Nyles?

Nyles?

Nyles. No, stop, don't come in here!

Of being alone,

Of course I can.

Of my life.

Of the bride, Sarah.

Oh my God, is there a fork in my face?

Oh my God, Nyles.

Oh my God, what are you doing?

Oh my God, who was the guy that was hunting you?

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh my God! Nyles!

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Shit!

Oh my God. Shit!

Oh my God. Shit! Shit!

Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys,

Oh, but, um, no, seriously, okay, guys,

Oh, he's okay, sweetie.

Oh, how about this.

Oh, Sarah?

Oh, that fucker!

Oh, there we go. Finally.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, uh oh, uh oh.

Oh!

Oh! Oh!

Oh.

Ohh!

Ohh!

Okay, fine.

Okay, fine.

Okay, I think it's time for you to go.

Okay, so what are you doing here?

Okay, stop.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Once again, Pia is right.

Once you go in, the whole day just resets to wherever you woke up this morning.

One night, a very long time ago,

Ooh! Oh yeah, go ahead and Tase me.

Opens up the cave.

Or a glitch in the simulation that we're both in.

Or do you know?

Or don't you remember. I said, "Stop, don't come in."

Or I don't?

Or not. Whatever.

Or quality of being dedicated to a cause,

Or weeks? I don't know. My sense of time is a little fuzzy.

Or, you know, we could be dead

Orchid Explosion

Out of nowhere, you just start acting like a child,

Out.

Oww! See? A child.

Please keep me out of that fucking cave.

Please, I I need help.

Please... where is it?

Priorities change.

Randy, you have the best stories.

Remember the whole karma thing?

Right?

Right?

Right? I have but

Right? This cop's been following us

Right? I mean, you you cannot keep running from this person forever.

Right.

Roy!

Run, rabbit, run.

Same thing if you stick around.

Sarah treats her life like it's her own private soap opera.

Sarah, no.

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah

Sarah, wait!

Sarah!

Sarah!

Sarah!

Sarah? Oh, excuse me.

Sarah.

Sarah.

Sarah.

Sarah. Sarah?

Sarah's a good person,

Sauce.

Saving his life.

Say something in Australian to me.

See you tomorrow.

Selflessness and this hopefulness

Selflessness is just... it's fantastic.

Seriously, did she tell you guys to do this.

She didn't leave a note?

She has also donated of herself.

She took your virginity in the bathroom and then left town.

She wakes me up every morning, guys, so she's got to be somewhere.

She'd heard me crying in my sleep,

She'll be back.

She'll be okay.

Shit!

Shit! Shit!

Should always go with that first instinct, shit bird.

Shukran.

Shukran.

Shut the fuck up over there!

Sir, if you do not comply,

Sir, step out of the vehicle

So he only comes around once every few... days?

So I didn't.

So I think your best bet is just

So I vowed to never bring anyone into this life ever again.

So I'll never feel ever again.

So many.

So raise a glass.

So we... buy into this pageantry

So what's your deal, you don't dance?

So,

So,

So, do you think there's any way we could just start over?

So, here's to Mai Tais.

So, hopefully you get this and sorry about that, again.

So, I think that we just get through the rest of today,

So, this is today.

So, we're going to perform a number

So... I decided a while ago to sort of

Something that would guarantee this day to end.

Sorry about that, Mr. Policeman,

Sorry, you, um, you you should probably go

Spud! Don't shoot, don't shoot!

Spuds,

Standing on the precipice of something so much bigger than anyone here.

Stay hydrated.

Stop copying me!

Stop pretending like you know everything!

Stop trying to make sense of things altogether, because

Such a long time.

Tala Anne Wilder and Abraham Eugene Trent Schlieffen,

Tala got it for me as a birthday present last year

Tala,

Tala, I found Sarah.

Tala's pissed.

Tell me what the fuck is going on!

Tell me what the fuck is going on!

Than live in this world without you,

Than you can imagine

Thank you, ma'am.

Thank you, Misty.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. That's beautiful.

Thanks for your concern.

That feels good.

That I sung to Howard on our wedding night.

That is a pretty crazy theory.

That is coming toward us

That is very forward of you.

That little stint in the hospital really opened my eyes, though.

That makes you forget who you are.

That the person I like the most in my entire life

That was a mistake.

That was awful and crazy

That was Roy.

That you care about me, Nyles.

That your speech is the best wedding speech I've ever heard.

That, you know, I finished one beer,

That's a good leg.

That's a hard no. Okay. All right. Well,

That's a nice try, though.

That's a super low bar. That's a great place to start.

That's a totally different thing, but

That's a weird smile.

That's a whole other mess you're gonna have to deal with.

That's about all I know about the dude.

That's all that matters.

That's all you got?

That's crazy, right?

That's for you. Keep the change, okay.

That's good, right?

That's interesting.

That's new.

That's really... special.

That's right.

That's very weird.

That's why it's a theory.

That's your one sentence. I need you to survive, comma,

The actual maid of honor,

The big sister of the bride, Sarah.

The distinct scent of Orchid Explosion by Fournier,

The earthquake happens every day. But

The family who lives here is out of town.

The fuck!

The goat is gone?

The greatest... night.

The hair mist you got for Sarah on her birthday.

The mother and the father of the bride for a one night special performance.

The only way to really live in this

The second you fall asleep, it all just

The sister of the bride and based on her accent,

The space where the candy bar once was

The three front teeth have pretty much broken off.

The wedding guy's here.

The wedding is today, in six hours.

Then it's to be hand to hand combat then.

Then... we're found,

There is a bomb in the cake.

There you go?

There's a difference. Oh yeah? What's the difference?

There's nothing worse than slowly dying in the ICU.

There's one full canine and

There's really no way to be sure,

There's something that a lot of people here don't know about you,

These are fantastic mushrooms.

They all see me as a,

They detained me as soon as I got off the plane.

They're about to sing a song and I,

Think of it like this.

This day belongs to Tala, and it belongs to Abe.

This dentist glues teeth!

This doesn't make any fucking sense!

This guy's been drunk all day.

This is

This is

This is a big day for me, too.

This is like a big day for everyone.

This is so fucked up.

This isn't funny.

This isn't the day for moderation.

This place Get off me!

This place is a nightmare.

This was always a good day here.

This was back in the early days,

This... the next bite,

Those are your words. No. Pain matters!

To her baby brother Nico,

To keep the boat...

To learn how to suffer existence.

To the indeterministic universe on the other side of the Cauchy horizon.

To the struggle.

To travel through the loop itself.

Today is yesterday.

Today. So

Tomorrow will always and forever now be

Too bad we're doing it in such a shithole, though.

Torture me, I don't care!

Trevor.

Try to take care of me,

Try to take care of me,

Tuna will be ready soon, and we'll be out back.

Twins.

Ugh!

Uh

Uh, all right.

Uh, colon.

Uh, okay!

Uh, tomorrow, Tala's teeth will be totally fine.

Uh, unfortunately, that's never going to happen.

Uh, you have this

Um

Um, her room is second to last down the hall.

Um, sure.

Um, when I was 12,

Under a pile of rocks.

Wait!

Wait.

Wait. What?

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Was the whole goat disappearing thing for real or was that bullshit?

Watch me!

We are born

We are the shit.

We are your world.

We could just skip this whole phase,

We could wake up, and it's 20 years from now,

We could wake up, and it's today,

We did hook up before.

We don't do anything too nuts, and then tonight,

We get out of it by escaping the box

We may be born lost,

We may be born lost,

We peace the fuck out of this shithole.

We remember. We have to deal with the things that we do.

We were looking for you all morning, honey.

We. You. Me. Everyone. Everyone we know.

We'll be seeing each other all the time, let's keep it simple.

We're all fucking alone.

We're all part of this gorgeous tapestry

We're the shit. We're the shit. We are the shit.

We've never had sex?

Weddings, intimacy,

Well, Nyles, this has been great.

Well, you know, not great, but it's been interesting.

Went on a hike.

Wh What did we do? That was that was so stupid

What about you?

What are you doing? Ow!

What are you talking about?

What did you say?

What do you say, bud? You wanna dance a little bit?

What if it's like to get out of this...

What is it?

What is this guy's deal?

What room is Sarah staying at?

What the fuck

What the fuck is happening!

What the fuck!

What the fuck.

What the hell is going on with you?

What the hell?

What was your job?

What we do to other people matters!

What would Misty think about us running off together?

What, what makes you think that I changed my mind?

What!

What?

What?

What?

What? It got a little out of hand.

What's going on with your sex life?

What's that smell?

What's the big rush, you know,

What's the most selfless act you can think of?

What's your rush?

Whatever you're after, it ain't here.

When is this?

When Roy found out about his new life, he did not take it lightly.

When you fall into hard times.

Where do you wanna go on our first date when this for sure works?

Where do you wanna go?

Where is she?

Where we're all animals.

Where, where is it?

Where?

Which is always present."

Which is something that you clearly know nothing about.

Which, by the way, is how you got stuck in this shit to begin with.

Who cares?

Who do not look like siblings.

Who the fuck is she?

Who?

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! This is fucking crazy!

Why can't you understand that?

Why were you in the pool? This doesn't make any sense.

Why?

Will you just please take off your clothes.

With a pretentious, sad bully

With her sister?

With millions of other people to choose from,

With the cop car, anyway? Don't call her that.

With you in it.

With your hands up.

Without further ado, let me bring up

Woke up back here.

Would be someone I met while I was stuck in a time loop,

Would make me destined to repeat it.

Wow, it's been

Wow!

Wow!

Yeah, and I'm very curious to see what it's all about. Aren't you?

Yeah, doesn't everybody?

Yeah, well, um,

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're staying awake, yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. What's up?

You

You are found.

You are not alone.

You are saying that out there, in the real world,

You called for backup?

You can take that.

You can't lock me out of my own room.

You cannot be here.

You could still

You didn't go in the cave, but she told you to do this, right?

You don't wanna go there.

You fuck other people in here?

You get one more sentence.

You gonna be happy?

You gonna tell me anything about

You got here, that's all that matters.

You gotta find your Irvine.

You gotta wait.

You gotta wait.

You have to be selfless and then you're free.

You have to know the whole package.

You have to see the entire package, the good and the bad,

You just... have to find peace, you know.

You know that I'm not great with words, but

You know, before somebody sees you.

You know, I would have but

You know, kinda good.

You know, now I'm not sorry anymore.

You know, one time, I smoked a bunch of crystal

You know, the who, what, why of your past.

You know.

You look sad.

You look, you look great.

You might be imagining me, it could be purgatory

You might have heard about.

You must've gotten up early, I checked your room at six.

You never saw her again.

You really think it could work?

You ruined my plan!

You said it yourself, in order to really know a person

You said we should have sex, and then we had sex.

You said you didn't want the day to end.

You see, their optimism, their selflessness,

You took too much.

You wanna head back?

You wear underwear under your bathing suit?

You would still choose me? Yeah.

You!

You? Today is young.

You? Today is young.

You? Today is young.

You'll be pulling your teeth from the bar.

You're a sick fuck, Roy.

You're cheating on me, you goof.

You're drunk. Nyles, what are you doing?

You're gonna lose this game,

You're gonna love it.

You're here? Yep.

You're not gonna find what you're looking for in there.

You're wasting your time!

You've really never thought about this before?

Your ancestors are in there.

Your dad and mom are about to Step mom. My mom's dead.

Your dad.

Your sister and Abraham

...money. Um, but tonight is not about me.

"He's one of them shaggy dogs."

"What might have been and what has been point to one end,

Abe slept here last night?

Abe, let's take a walk.

Abraham, you slick fuck, I get it.

Actually, just Sorry, hold on one second.

Ahh! Whoo hoo!

All right. Side yard.

All right. So no wedding, then.

Amen to that.

And are the balls smooth and hairless, like I asked for?

And by "escaping the box," you mean

And how gorgeous are these two?

And how gorgeous are these two?

And I want you to wear... this.

And I'm saying no.

And sex, I assume?

And that's a deal breaker?

And there's flames coming off the back and everything?

And what is this place?

And, uh,

Are you being a dick to the bartender?

Are you gonna fucking Tase me, fuck face? Ooh?

Are you okay?

Are you okay? Don't come in here.

Are you serious right now?

Awesome. Looks really cool.

Because I fuck around and drink too much.

Bonsoir, mi família

But if you really want to know someone deeper, it does matter.

But it's kind of hot, though.

But there is a bottom, my friend.

But what does he want?

But what is this?

But will this day end if I go in there?

Can I stay for dinner? No, man, look, I

Cheers. Cheers.

Come on. Let's see if we blow up and die.

Confucius said: Marriage is a bottomless pit of sorrow

Could you kill me one more time?

Dad, is this, this is, uh, this is really happening,

Daisy, I'd like... lots of alcohol please.

Daisy, the barkeep.

Damn it!

Darla! You and me. A hundred bucks.

Dear, I have been to more weddings in my life

Didn't work. Life is meaningless. Let's get the fuck out of here.

Do you ever wonder if people think you're boring.

Do you see them, too?

Do you wanna talk about it or The cop?

Don't come in here!

Don't let him in! He can't see me.

Don't say that.

Don't stop.

Don't you tell me what to do.

Dotted lines. Straight across.

Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

Ellipses, look,

Ellipses. Ellipses, thank you.

Exactly, I can fend for myself.

Exactly, I can fend for myself.

Freeze! Put your hands above your head!

From Abe's room. Shut up and sit down.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Get dressed. I can't be here anymore.

Get on up there, peanut.

Get out!

Get the fuck out of here, okay.

Give me my shit back! Come on!

God, nothing.

Going in for the save, babe. I'd like to share my thoughts on love.

Good luck.

Good.

Goodbye, Nyles.

Gotta say,

Great question. You must.

Guess you followed me.

Ha ha, nice. Yep.

He did not.

He may have some anger issues.

He's a fucking sadist.

He's one of them shaggy dogs.

Help!

Here are the drinks you didn't pick up from the bar.

Hey, hey!

Hey, hey.

Hey, Misty.

Hey, Roy.

Hey, shit bird.

Hey, um,

Hey, what the fuck are you doing in our pool?

Hey.

Hey. Come on. Burrito truck just opened.

Hey. Shut up.

Hi, Roy.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Him? Roy.

Hmm.

Hmm. Could be.

Hold my leg up. Wake up.

Holy shit.

Honey, take a look around.

How close are you sticking to my sketch?

How did he know that? I don't know.

How do I stop it? I don't want tomorrow to be today.

How do you know about that?

How gorgeous are these two?

How's it going? Is it good?

However, in the darkness

Huh!

Huh?

I already told you no earlier, Randy.

I always had a feeling.

I bet that was great. You would have bet right.

I can survive just fine without you, you know.

I can't keep waking up in here.

I can't keep waking up in there.

I didn't think so.

I didn't want to seem desperate.

I disagree.

I don't I don't feel safe with him in the ho

I don't care.

I don't feel safe anymore.

I don't have an Irvine.

I don't know, I

I don't know, you've had more to drink?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Eat, drink, dance. Bask in love.

I don't like you,

I don't think he ever walked again.

I drove all the way back home to Austin,

I got stuck in this shit because you got me stuck in it.

I guess they come back November 10th.

I had a lot of anger towards you, man.

I have a feeling she'd be okay with it.

I honestly can't remember.

I just

I just bought a hundred dollar candy bar and I'm still here.

I know you know.

I know. Hey!

I like that. I know you do.

I like your hat. Of course you do.

I love her.

I love you, too.

I love you.

I mean,

I mean, an emphatic period is just a it's just an exclamation point.

I mean, I might have the other night,

I mean, you asked me about mine, I was just being courteous.

I meant it's you, it's not me.

I miss her, Jerry.

I missed you.

I need my life back.

I see.

I stuck to it exactly.

I think he thinks it's revenge?

I thought I knew how to live.

I thought I smelled you, you piece of shit!

I told you.

I tried to stop you.

I tried to stop you.

I wanna stay with you.

I was married for two years.

I won't.

I'm a fucking adult, Ted with the pickup truck.

I'm an honest man, Darla.

I'm getting out of this day.

I'm not gonna sleep with you.

I'm really glad I tried it. He's a sweet guy.

I'm Sarah. Nyles.

I've felt everything I'll ever feel,

If you insist.

If you're not gonna take care of this, someone has to.

In case I don't see you again,

In what

Is that a "Yeah" of regret or

Is that a joke?

Is that so bad? That's what love is all about!

It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Right?

It felt real.

It's called an ellipses.

It's not good wine.

It's the age thing. Not the age thing.

It's the first dance.

It's too late, you've already committed.

Just ignore it.

Just shut up and go fuck Trevor.

Keep running, shit bird.

Kid's just moping there.

Let's just get it over with.

Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay.

Look, Sarah, I'm sorry, okay.

Misty's boyfriend!

Misty's boyfriend.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. And everything that's remaining

Mm hmm. I have no interest in this

Mmm.

Motherfucker.

My ancestors are in there?

Never came up.

Nice shot.

Nice to meet you. Yeah.

Nice try. Hmm?

No one told me that I was supposed to make a speech.

No way.

No, come on, throw me a bone.

No, Howard.

No, I'm serious.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, someone doesn't have to! We've been over this!

No, stop, don't come in here.

No, stop. Stop it.

No, Tala's all about that no sleeping together

No, the fact that, um, we had sex last night.

No.

No.

No. At least I don't think so.

No. No, I'm gonna get out of this.

No. Uh, the loop just starts over.

No. What about Roy? I don't love him.

No. You don't actually know what you're talking about.

Not a word of it.

Not bad, huh?

Not today, sauce pot.

Nothing worse than dying slowly in the ICU.

Now he's married, man. Watch him go back to the wedding.

Nyles, what are you doing? Sarah!

Nyles, what the fuck was that?

Nyles.

Nyles. Nyles

Obviously. I'm not a Puritan.

Of course you can. You don't need a leg up

Of course you're supposed to give a speech, you're the maid of honor.

Of what? Families,

Oh my God, fuck you. Just tell me.

Oh my God, oh my God!

Oh my God, that's bullshit, Nyles.

Oh my God, we're so bad. Mm hmm.

Oh my God!

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God. Cry me a river, Nyles. You were never gonna deal with him.

Oh my God. Nyles.

Oh my God. Oh my God. You're okay. You're okay.

Oh please, we've fucked like a thousand times.

Oh wow.

Oh wow.

Oh yeah, it's such an awesome car.

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah.

Oh,

Oh, come on, relax. I just, uh,

Oh, don't say that.

Oh, okay, right, right, sorry.

Oh, she's done.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Hey, hon.

Oh. Right?

Oi, open up, you cunts.

Okay, I decided to Google the two most important things about marriage:

Okay, I'm gonna go. Wait, what?

Okay, I'm sorry. I have to get ready.

Okay, well, no, thank you.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Come on.

Okay. I'm breaking up with you.

Okay. Sounds like you don't need my help.

Okay. Suit yourself.

On second thought, make that two shots of bourbon, please.

Ooh, trust me, there is not a world where these two don't end up together.

Or she's scared.

Or you might just be an alcoholic?

Orchid Explosion by Fournier.

Oww! Fuck!

Plantar fasciitis, actually. Ah, respect.

Prick my wife run off with.

Put the weapon down. Fine.

Randy. It's all right, Randy.

Ready? Yeah.

Right.

Right. It drifts away,

Right. That's natural.

Right. Uh, well Besides Misty.

Right. Who else?

Sarah realized the day wasn't about her so she left.

Sarah realized the day wasn't about her, so she left.

Sarah, peanut.

Sarah, where have you been?

Sarah!

Sarah! Why are you standing there like a freak?

Sarah. Wilder?

Seriously, man, just leave us alone.

She followed me in.

She gave hers

She wakes up with him every single day

She's been drinking, Howard.

Shit. What the fuck did you do to me?

Shukran. Good day so far?

Sister stuff. But I think I'm good.

So fucked up.

So fucking beautiful.

So then, like, who else?

So we can't die?

So what, we're just littering now?

So what?

So,

So, did anyone actually see her sleep in there last night?

So, how have you been?

So, now what do we do?

So, this is your life?

Sorry. Uh, well, the gods have spoken,

Spuds' goat. I sent her into the cave

Stay back! What are you doing?

Suck my dick, Officer Bitch.

Sure.

Sure. For you.

Ta da!

Tested it? How?

Thank you, Nana. Thanks.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you. Mm hmm.

Thank you. You have beautiful skin.

Thanks, Ted,

That didn't work? It was a big swing.

That I might have heard about.

That is not love. Of course it is! Tala's in love.

That isn't true, is it?

That makes sense.

That may be accurate.

That was a grammatical nightmare.

That was a lovely speech, dear.

That was weird.

That's a good leg.

That's his first drink.

That's the way it works.

That's, like, honestly Sarah!

The pain is real.

There's nothing.

There's only one possible future given the laws of our

Things change, you know.

Thirty years ago, you met a woman named Tracy Holmes

This is different.

This is kind of a safehouse for me.

This is so fucked up.

This isn't real, Nyles.

This, this day already happened.

To pretending

To pretending not to care.

To where?

Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same.

Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same.

Today, tomorrow, yesterday, it's all the same.

Try to ruin my life, huh? Come on. Let's go.

Ugh, so bad.

Uh oh, Alan, you owe me a shot of whiskey.

Uh oh.

Uh,

Uh, I got you, though. You did.

Uh, tuna? Yes, sir.

Wait for it.

Wait, what?

Wait, what? Let's dance.

Wait! Stop!

Wake up. Sarah, what the hell are you do

We all have an Irvine.

We are trapped in a box of energy.

We blow up ourselves and the cave during that window.

We should break up.

We're already sick of each other.

We're so bad. Hmm.

We're so bad. Mmm.

Well

Well,

Well,

Well, at least you have each other.

Well, I know my hair mists.

Well, I should probably go pick up my dog.

Well, I suppose now that you'll be going soon.

Well, I, I don't like it.

Well, it's just the cave's not going anywhere.

Well, it's just, you know,

Well, then I just feel sorry for you.

Well, then what's the point of living?

Well, we kind of have no choice but to live,

Well, you look exhausted.

Well, you seem to have it all figured out.

Wha I didn't say Answer me.

Wha No. When I say that

What about Tala? No.

What about you?

What about your life before you got stuck in here?

What are we doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing? Bracing for a quick death.

What are you saying?

What are you smelling?

What are you talking about? No, no, no, no.

What do you mean, "It just drifts away

What happened to marriage being a "bottomless pit of sorrow"?

What happened? Is she okay?

What if we get sick of each other?

What is? Yeah.

What kind of dog is he?

What the fuck are you doing here?

What the fuck did you do to me?

What the fuck is happening?

What the fuck.

What the hell did you say to her?

What the hell?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? I want you to meet me in the bathroom.

What? People don't break up with me.

What? You don't like me.

What? No.

What? No. No!

What? No. What are you talking about?

What're you pouring this kid, Ted?

What's going on?

What's he talking about?

What's there to talk about?

Where is he? With a neighbor.

Where is she? No one knows.

Which they tell me, all the time.

Which way is that cave?

Who are you?

Who is that? Nyles, what are you doing?

Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck are you?

Who was that man? Fuck!

Who's this guy? Misty's boyfriend.

Whoo!

Whoops.

Why don't you go in there and stop them?

Why would they think that?

Will you kill me? Nyles!

With the exception of booze and burritos

Wow!

Wow!

Yay! I love you, Daddy.

Yeah, but it would allow an observer access

Yeah, but not like that. Like real acts of selflessness,

Yeah, but... why was he trying to kill you?

Yeah, I bet.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I...

Yeah, I'm hoping it didn't distract from my point too much.

Yeah, I'm working on it, darling.

Yeah, I've never been big on unsolicited help.

Yeah, it was fun.

Yeah, looks really good.

Yeah, no shit.

Yeah, no, I've never thought about the multiverse.

Yeah, okay, great, I don't know. I'm like my dad!

Yeah, okay, that's romantic.

Yeah, she has her moments, but... this one hurts.

Yeah, sounds like it.

Yeah, the waking up is always weird,

Yeah, well, I can't age.

Yeah, you got it.

Yeah? Uh huh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. And are you getting the jizz right?

Yeah. Cool.

Yeah. I need a breather.

Yeah. That could be your way out.

Yeah. You have to confront him.

Yeah. About that.

Yeah. Fred.

You can't say that to me, man. Whatever, I don't need a lecture.

You cheated on your fiancée the night before your wedding

You did not just clip him.

You don't actually believe this guy, do you?

You fucked Jerry Schlieffen? Well, he fucked me.

You have a dog named Fred? I do.

You have a dog?

You have lost your mind.

You know that's a scam? Of course. Yeah.

You know the officiant douchebag in the ridiculous suit?

You know, believe it or not, I've never been arrested before.

You know, I lost my mother when I was very young, too.

You know, I once had a guy with this car.

You might be surprised. And I have to say

You okay, dude? Did you two sleep in here last night?

You okay, sweetheart?

You smell so good.

You sure he didn't take anything?

You talk to me like that,

You think. Sorry.

You took her to the cave, didn't you?

You were right, it's dark down here!

You were right. Got 'em.

You'll be okay. You'll do just fine.

You're a sick fuck, Roy!

You're alive!

You're Misty's boyfriend?

You're so funny, Nyles. Oh my God, you're hilarious.

You've never mentioned this.

Your answers. The answers you're looking for.

Your mom's a mistake. All right.

Your mom's house. Okay. This was a mistake.

...Airforce Reserves, I ate three whole pizzas.

...fucking cheating on me?

...is gonna say his vows.

'Cause of last night.