Thunder Force Edit

A lot of it. Get a lot.

A lot of man. I was gonna order the chicken too,

A massive pulse of interstellar cosmic rays

A party!

According to this, your bladder did release urine.

Actual superheroes are fighting back against the Miscreant menace.

Actually, the delivery method is exactly the same.

After a series of treatments,

After all that.

Ah, so close.

Ah, thank you, Jessie.

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! We're getting off topic. Can you just say "Thunder Force"?

Ahh!

All this fighting, all this crime.

Allie helped me set up this whole lab.

Allie wants us in the garage.

Allie's knocked out. Security's on the way.

Alright, hold on to your ta tas, Bill.

Alright, I'm gonna sit, not touch anything else,

Alright, I'm… I'm on it. Anything else?

Alright, let's take a water break.

Alright, remember, Lydia, you said you would not touch anything, so…

Alright, Thunder Force.

Alright.

Alright. Where are you? We're gonna put a bell on you.

Alright. You do whatever you gotta do, Tony.

Also, you can't say it like… [mumbles] "Thunder Force."

Always finding time to have fun.

Am I too tough on you?

Amen.

And all kinds of things… rising.

And created one of the best albums slash singles ever,

And even though I killed that guy before,

And get it out of the building, where it can be properly disarmed.

And getting real results.

And he's very good with his…

And here you are acting like one.

And I could probably use whatever it is that you do, too.

And I don't even care if it's stinky anymore.

And I suppose the romance involved in the deep dive

And I used to love shellfish.

And I was there, and you hadn't gotten there yet, so I…

And I'm estimating that you'll be able to lift 20,000 pounds.

And if anybody touches any of this,

And if the talk goes right, it goes right, but if it goes wrong…

And it didn't make it any better than whatever the city bus thing did.

And it seems that Chicago's new super team knows how to have fun.

And it's safe, right?

And just know, this is gonna to be in here before we hit the Lambo.

And Lydia too.

And meet her in the tech room. Immediately.

And more importantly,

And my then wife,

And no one was hurt. Somehow.

And now I'm almost worse than Tom, if that's possible.

And second of all, I graduated from Stanford last year.

And she helps us out a lot around here.

And that little party he's throwing, it's just like a group funeral.

And the basement's so far away.

And the city of Chicago wants to thank you for your tremendous bravery.

And the great city of Chicago.

And then I'm gonna win other elections until I'm president,

And then they conk you in the melon or something.

And then you… you wrote back about the reunion,

And they are free.

And up jumps a radioactive crab, bites me in the genitals.

And wait for my beer. [grunts]

And we will burn what you are wearing at the first opportunity.

And we're stuck with you.

And what we didn't know is we were over a radioactive coral reef.

And you begin the treatments for invisibility.

And you don't stop until the job is done.

And you know it.

And your skeleton needs phosphorus for density.

And, uh, I say, "That sounds fun. Let's go buns up."

And, you know, I barged in here and took your power,

Andy Pandy, but seems too familiar as I say it out loud.

Anyone else want in?

Anyone? How about Lydia? Sleeping Beauty back there.

Anything on that menu look good?

Anyway, I went into a life of crime.

Anyway, you're changing the narrative of the election, and I can't have that,

Are they getting in that slowly on purpose?

Are you kidding? I've had, like, thirty five billion injections in my face

Are you Miscreants?

Are you okay, Mom?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you rounding up all the Miscreants?

As Miscreants.

At least move into our building.

Awesome!

Be careful, Mom.

Because I got a lot of family up and down the East Coast or…

Because I'm 32.

Because in that scenario, you just made yourself the dog.

Because this city deserves what's coming to it.

Bet your ass we are.

Bill!

Bottom feeder!

Bought in stadium,

But are we ever going to see some action, or should I say,

But could you do me a favor and, um…

But first, you.

But here's what I think.

But I always knew you were gonna change the world.

But I got bit on the ball bag by a radioactive crab,

But I guess you could say we're estranged now,

But I have a message for that Miscreant named Laser.

But I think I'd be a pretty kick ass superhero.

But I was afraid you might be half chicken.

But I wonder

But I'm totally happy to give it back to you.

But I've been so consumed with righting a wrong that I've…

But if the secret is you're Thunder Force,

But if you think I'm gonna let you touch that bomb, you're out of your mind.

But not in a way that's, like, restraining order.

But not strong enough.

But she should be available momentarily. Is there anything I can get?

But she threw a bus.

But sure enough, you throw the rock, zing, it goes right into the water.

But unfortunately, I like my chicken the way you get it in the crab traps,

But wait, Rachel Gonzales' campaign office is on the 29th floor.

But would like to throw out the first pitch at a Cubs game.

But you gotta throw it.

But you took her treatment for strength.

But you will stop hurting my friends!

But you're gonna do fine. You're gonna crack from the stress though.

But, Lydia, you don't carry a hammer.

But… there's a time and a place for Frey.

But… where's Tracy's dad?

By interesting, I mean, hot.

Bye bye, nerd!

Bye bye, nerds.

Bye.

Bye. Thanks for coming.

Can I get, like, an ice cold brewski?

Can I have a couple minutes? I wanna cut that ponytail off.

Can you disarm it?

Can you keep a secret?

Can you tell which? One side has a small scab.

Can you two have a wedding.

Can't unsee that.

Can't wait to kill you both.

Challenge accepted.

Cheers to me, huh?

Clean that up.

Clyde, if you can't tell a joke, you'll never get a lady. That's factual.

Clyde, you have a really weird vision of how rich people live.

Come here.

Come on, come on!

Come on, Em. Where are you?

Come on, Emily.

Come on, lady girls.

Come on, Thunder Force. I'm ready to get my hands dirty.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come here.

Coming from me, that might not mean much, because of the bus,

Connect with your guests better.

Cool.

Cooldown's over, guys. Let's get back to it.

Could be. Let's do this.

Could have been Bill Stanton's building. It's a common name.

Crab, we got a situation here.

Crap doodles!

Craving for raw chicken myself.

Dads, that lady just threw a bus.

Damn it! I wanted to kill Andrew.

Damn it! I wanted to kill Andrew.

Damn right we are.

Dang it, Em.

Dang it. You always get carried away.

Dead as a doornail.

Dear God, bless this food and the hands that prepared it.

Did she call us ding dongs?

Did you get surf and turfed?

Did you say "Mom"?

Do it, dipshit!

Do we have a problem?

Do you feel any different? Are they working?

Do you have eyes on them? Answer me.

Do you like raw chicken, too?

Do you own that part of the building too?

Do you wanna hear a joke?

Does take a certain woman to look good dropping through acoustic tile.

Don't do anything crazy.

Don't point at me! Don't point at me! Don't judge y point at me.

Don't worry. I got your back. Trust me.

Drag you? I'm always looking out for you. I'm the only reason you have any fun.

Due to the electrical charge it imparts, you'll become visible when you use it.

Due to the increase in her recent lethal activities.

Due to your body's changing chemistry,

Each treatment is completely unique.

Earlier today, a campaign speech by William "The King" Stevens,

Eatin' nachos filled with goose meat or something.

Either one would be wildly interesting, but Half creant… I like that.

Either one. At work it's more professional to go by Andrew.

Em, say something. Oh!

Em, stop!

Em, we're on a mission here.

Em?

Emily Rose Stanton!

Emily, I didn't touch anything!

Emily, only been in school for one week, hand's always up.

Emily, take it away.

Emily, the only logical thing to do is stay the course.

Emily?

Emojis.

Enough with the bullets.

Enough with the bullets.

Especially since I thought that you might be dead.

Especially you, Bingo.

Estranged, I think, puts a stink on it, that it might not warrant.

Even before I said it wasn't, but it kind of is.

Even though I was dumb enough to let us drift apart,

Evening, ladies. I'm assuming you're both here.

Ever since the, you know... Since the accident.

Ever since we were kids.

Ever since…

Everyone just stay calm and no one's gonna get hurt.

Everything about you will become stronger, including your skin,

Everything sounds stupid the first time you hear it.

Ew!

Exciting news, Thunder Force is available for selfies for the low price of $100.

Excuse me. I'm gonna wash my hands up.

Feeling my stress rising.

File you under "trash!"

Fine, alright. Hold on to your ta tas, 'cause this thing's getting crushed.

First time for everything.

First, I need you to lift this mallet and hit the block.

First, it's the middle of the night,

Food for thought.

For the first time in history,

For the last six months,

For the love of god, hit the off button.

For this course of treatment,

For you two to tell me that you're a couple.

Frank, stay down.

From the Miscreant known as Laser.

From where?

G'day, mate. [grunts]

Gave her a bump at the polls.

Geneticists are scientists who work on genes,

Get a shovel. I'm gonna bury that bitch.

Get away from the door, now!

Get behind me.

Get our brain juices going again.

Get outta here.

Get their hands on my big, beautiful bomb, did you?

Girl, why...

Give it a try, Lydia. Your results should be instantaneous.

Giving you super strength has inevitable risks.

Glistening shells,

Go ahead.

Go easy on her. It's my fault.

Go easy on your mom. She's great. She's got a lot of responsibility.

Go make a snack. He doesn't need to look at this.

God knows what she's doing. I don't wanna know.

God, he's unloading on me. Wait.

God, I'm a monster.

God!

God. Nobody wants to get saved by somebody named Emily.

Goes all the way... I mean, how do you change a bulb in something like that?

Good luck.

Good night, Lydia.

Good night.

Good to know. It looks powerful.

Got it, got it.

Got it.

Got it. What's our next move?

Grammatically nailed it, but that's detention.

Ha. No, no. Just crab and man.

Half Korean?

Hammer will follow in, get the bomb,

Handle it, Kenny.

Hands off.

Happens all the time. Any decisions on food?

Has crab claws, Dungeness crab, snow crab, tiger prawns...

Have a good time.

Have you, um, given any more thought

He always smells like old lady liniment or like an old lady chafing

He deserves better.

He shouldn't have been there.

He was, you know, very charming.

He was... Don't.

He would take off the sunglasses, there would be magic.

He's building all around me.

He's gonna take those people that didn't vote for him,

He's stronger than I thought…

Hello, Chicago is a city, not a village, and the best city in the world.

Hello, Chicago, thank you for being here.

Hello, Chicago!

Hello. There's a Lydia Berman here to see Miss Stanton.

Her progressive platform and campaign have given Gonzales a bump among voters.

Here goes nothin'.

Here we go.

Here you go, Miss Stanton.

Here you go, sir.

Hey, are you pitching the tower, the seafood tower to a half crab?

Hey, big time. Don't hit that button. It's super loud.

Hey, chief, you got concealer on? Is that what that is?

Hey, I'm sorry, I messed up.

Hey, she's unconscious in the hallway.

Hey, there. Thank you, Carl. We'll clean that right up.

Hey, Tito!

Hey, Tony, I swear I'm not gunning for you, man.

Hey, wait up.

Hey, you saved our lives.

Hi there, take it easy.

Hi, I'm Andy or Andrew. Either one.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. You can just call me Lydia.

Hit it high! There you go!

Hmm.

Holy shit.

Honey! He's a crab!

How about a toast, huh? To me, right?

How about you get 30 minutes of shut eye,

How about you go pick up that mallet and hit that thing again?

How am I supposed to keep it fresh?

How can we not stop two chicks in their forties?

How cool would it be, though, to be, like, a super person?

How could you leave her alone in the lab?

How could you not love Thunder Force?

How do you feel now?

How do you not... Oh my god.

How's it going, Chicago?

Hurry up! They're not gonna stand there all night.

I always knew you could do it.

I always knew you were right for each other.

I am all powerful!

I am so happy to see you girls getting along again. So nice.

I am so sorry, sir. I didn't see your pincers.

I am unbelievably bored.

I am very surprised that you reached out to me.

I barfed river water on you.

I believe it and I won't offer you that. I'll be sensible next time.

I bet The Crab works for you too, huh.

I botched the owl thing.

I can take a peek at a room, you know.

I can, like, pee in a cup or something...

I can't be stuck in this neighborhood.

I can't do this anymore. I'm trying to do something with my life.

I can't even pay to fix my window.

I can't get it off his face!

I can't hear you because I'm literally throwing a bus!

I can't knit.

I can't toss it out the window, people could get hurt.

I copy.

I could be the president, getting chauffeured in limousines.

I could definitely use your muscle as I expand operations here.

I could hit harder, but I don't wanna kill you,

I could set it off.

I developed a genetic sequencing platform

I didn't know we were getting food and entertainment.

I didn't say "Thunder Force."

I didn't see you trying anything to stop her except disappearing,

I didn't… I didn't mean to…

I dig it, Grandma. Morality, right?

I do have to admit, the song's got a good hook.

I don't care.

I don't know we should be getting info from a Miscreant.

I don't know, it brings up some kinda questions.

I don't know. I don't talk to her anymore,

I don't know. I'm not watching. You shouldn't watch either.

I don't know. We just don't talk about that kind of stuff.

I don't like that guy.

I don't think it's smart to be killing off our best crew members.

I don't wanna, because I just got a bazillion needles injected in my face.

I finally finished the work my parents started.

I got a job to do, so let's get this over with.

I got no business.

I got you something.

I gotta tell you,

I guess I got lucky. I'm built like a Sherman tank.

I have a cold, a cold, that's why I'm not touching…

I have been saving it for this very moment.

I have been wondering, if it's none of my beeswax you can just tell me,

I have dedicated my life to stopping Miscreants

I have some work to do.

I have this signature move. It's kind of a hug of death thing.

I have to say, "Wayne is a stupid bag of crap"?

I hear you're not eating.

I heard you were on a date.

I just need to know whose side you're on.

I just think she'll look really dumb with the short hai... [retches]

I just want you to know…

I just... This might be an awkward time to ask you,

I keep seeing you taking these pills,

I keep thinking I've got a handle on it.

I kill them.

I knew I didn't wanna hear it.

I know things are weird between us because we had harsh words.

I know this is gonna sound crazy, but I really think we can trust him.

I know we don't have a lot of time, so let me say this.

I know you can do anything you put that big brain to.

I know, but I love crab.

I know, I know.

I know. It's a great idea.

I know. She called me.

I like her.

I like my crab with a little hollandaise sauce, maybe a parsley garnish.

I look at you and I just think somewhere inside those kind of yoked, strong…

I lost to the better candidate tonight and as a gesture of goodwill,

I loved him.

I made us friendship bracelets. Now we're officially friends.

I mean, are you thinking "Zorro"?

I mean, I feel weird and sweaty, and…

I mean, look at me.

I mean, someone's gotta fight against those Miscreants.

I mean, they do not smell good.

I meant metabolically speaking.

I might have just peed just a little bit in my suit too.

I need you to keep an eye on things.

I never do.

I owe it to my parents to be special.

I really love it,

I really, really, really love this suit.

I remembered that you never liked to go to parties solo, so I just thought I'd…

I should stick with shot glasses and things get easier for me.

I speaken ze English.

I think I sprained my groin. Do chicks have groins?

I think I'm the owl, and I think…

I thought that was it.

I thought The King wanted to talk things through.

I thought we had a real nice connection there at the liquor store.

I thought you said half Korean.

I thought you were just run of the mill dirtbag, but you're a Miscreant dirtbag.

I vowed that day to make it my life's mission to stop the Miscreants.

I wanna have shiny, purple Lamborghini babies.

I wanted you to be safe out there. I developed a high powered taser for you.

I was going to become a super… person.

I was going to find a way to stop the Miscreants.

I was thinking about chicken,

I was trying to tell you, don't use a high setting!

I wish I always had.

I wish she was here.

I wish you hadn't done that. Are you okay?

I won't take up too much of your time.

I worry about ya, but you do make a hell of a pancake.

I wouldn't know how to, even if I wanted to.

I… I can't go to the reunion.

I… I did?

I… I found out what The King is up to.

I… I got caught up with work.

I... No, no, no. We are just getting started.

I'd say your training is done.

I'd turn it all the way up.

I'll drive us home.

I'll play guitar. Right after I learn how to play guitar.

I'll wake you, and you'll be ready for round two.

I'll, uh, pay for dry cleaning...

I'm an owl who?

I'm an owl, who?

I'm an owl, whose?

I'm an owl.

I'm an owl. Shut up.

I'm at 7A. 7B is my asshole neighbor, Steve.

I'm burning! My face is on fire!

I'm doing this for my parents, for this city.

I'm estimating that we can increase your ATP by 10,000%.

I'm fine. Don't worry about me.

I'm gonna be sick.

I'm gonna change that.

I'm gonna do that someday.

I'm gonna go surprise Emily. I'm gonna bring her back here.

I'm gonna host a celebration for mayor elect Gonzales

I'm gonna need a minute. Why don't you take off?

I'm gonna throw the pee crap out of a city bus.

I'm gonna throw you in that hot tub and have myself a low country boil!

I'm gonna win this election and become mayor,

I'm good.

I'm good.

I'm her best friend, so… I mean, we're not currently,

I'm here to take her...

I'm just butterin' your knuckle.

I'm kinda relieved that's the answer.

I'm like, worse than Tom in accounting who's like, "My ledger."

I'm not a nerd. I'm smart. There's a difference.

I'm not an animal!

I'm not putting my address online.

I'm not saying I don't love Glenn Frey. I love Frey.

I'm not saying I would. I'm just saying I wouldn't...

I'm not scared of you.

I'm not so sure they're gonna be so easy to kill, boss.

I'm not some little kid throwing a tantrum!

I'm okay, honey.

I'm on my way.

I'm really, really sorry.

I'm saying Jodie Foster, like, "It puts the lotion in the basket,"

I'm so sorry, honey.

I'm sorry about your parents.

I'm sorry, I know you're young, I'll murder all of you.

I'm sorry, Mom.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I messed up. I was trying to stop her.

I'm sorry. This bird is just so good.

I'm still trying to get the hang of this strength thing. You okay?

I'm super fast now. I can just run it out of town.

I'm surprised you ding dongs lived through the first blast.

I'm testing you.

I'm very frustrated.

I'm, uh…

I'm…

I've been let off the leash.

I've got stuff to do. I got work on Monday. I've got good Bulls tickets.

I've had something similar, but on my ankle...

I've just… I've always wanted to make it so other people, so you…

I've worked for this my entire life and you've ruined everything.

If I don't get perfect scores, I won't finish what my parents started…

If I had superpowers, I'd beat the crap out of whoever did it to them.

If I let you kill them now, I get heat because it looks like I couldn't stop you.

If it's not too… too much, too soon, what happened?

If Jesus was here, he would crush it.

If somebody's gonna get whacked, it's him.

If the bomb explodes and we're just standing here,

If there are superheroes now, what do people need me for?

If this goes bad, I wanna thank you for being my friend.

If you need anything,

If you stop the treatments,

If you wanna thank me with a pickle in a bag...

If you were a narcissistic megalomaniac, where would you hide a bomb?

If you're done training, I can show you the new suits.

If you're never in school, then how do you meet dudes, or chicks,

If your team would like to make an official arrangement with the city.

Immediately after the attack, The King made this statement.

In custody. Alive.

In my life, every day is Frey day.

In other news,

In other news, Rachel Gonzales has narrowed the gap

In this, am I the rock, or who's the... In this situation?

Including mutated ones.

Into Boveri Sutton chromosome theory was too much for us to take.

Into the pectoral muscle.

Is it the milk or the cereal?

Is it?

Is that a Samson and Delilah thing?

Is that right?

Is the heart of a really good man crab.

Is this thing… Can you… Okay. Thank you.

Is this… Glenn Frey?

It appears that Laser's reign of destruction will never end,

It did not fix her up.

It has everything.

It just reminds me of the dog Bingo.

It took five years to create that formula,

It took you half an hour to find the right flat rock,

It was a surprise you made it out alive.

It was kind of an accident, so…

It was number one on the charts for 11 weeks, Lydia.

It was really more of a fact finding mission.

It wasn't for lack of trying, right?

It would be. But I have to stick to the plan.

It would've been cool if they could've turned people to superheroes.

It'd be great if she came, though.

It's "The" King. "King" is a dog's name. Okay?

It's a catchphrase and a name all in one neat, little package.

It's a great smell.

It's a light switch. Pft. Big deal.

It's a miracle you're still alive.

It's a very large pill, and I had to go off dairy for this.

It's all been a setup.

It's been a blast but we're gonna hit it. Get your shit together.

It's Bingo.

It's entirely possible that your body will violently explode over the weekend.

It's even cool to the touch.

It's gonna cost a million dollars and I wish I'd stop talking.

It's how those intense boils on your face have already healed themselves.

It's important to inject through the breast tissue

It's just gonna take the edge off,

It's like, "Beam me up, Scotty." Beep, beep, bop.

It's mortality.

It's my name.

It's not a dog, Bingo.

It's not a massage chair, you idiot.

It's not gonna like yesterday, is it?

It's not me. The taser is locked in a high voltage loop.

It's okay. I'll just change.

It's out of context. It's probably still confu... We're the good guys.

It's really good.

It's Seal. I programmed him into the suit.

It's so cool, I can't even get the door open.

It's so good.

It's the fifth time this year. Rob someone else.

It's the greatest saying.

It's the milk.

It's The... It's "The" King.

It's Urkel's… Urkel. Tell her who Urkel is.

It's what?

It's, uh, so much more money than a million bucks.

Jerry…

Jessie, could you report to security?

Jim McMahon had eye issues and he wore glasses.

Jodie Foster knows it's Jodie Foster! How do you not know "Tay in the wind"?

Jodie Foster, 1994.

Just done something to me.

Just have to… go to this reunion.

Just like the Titanic, they're all dead.

Just like we used to talk about when we were kids.

Just loves it. So boring.

Just make a noise.

Just… working through some stuff with Lydia.

Keeping our city on edge.

Kick butt like the superheroes you are,

Kill that guy.

Kill those sons of bitches…

Kind of made me warm and fuzzy.

Kind of what I've gone through,

Knocked her out when we fried security.

Know what I mean? Like Obama vacuuming

Lacrosse had three Andrews. They called me Drew.

Ladies, meet the henchmen.

Ladies. Thank you.

Language.

Language.

Last time I got pulled out of the river, I drove right away.

Leading up to the breaking news, we will have…

Let me at least… feed you.

Let's get pumped with awesome pump up music.

Let's get pumped!

Let's get swole and kick some Miscreant butt.

Let's give it up for our new super team who's out protecting our city every night.

Let's give someone else a chance.

Let's go in the back.

Let's go kick some Miscreant butt.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's just figure out how we can stop The King.

Let's make a run.

Let's not celebrate too fast.

Let's thin that out. That'll fix her up.

Like an anthem. Like David Lee Roth, Jon Bon Jovi.

Like death, amnesia, paralysis, stroke, brain death,

Like thunder!

Like, tasting delicious with melted butter?

Listen to what your mom says.

Literally, I found it in the garbage, so I don't…

Little mule likes to kick.

Little, tiny fuses.

Living inside your mind, unable to speak or convey thoughts,

Loaded with little eggs.

Long time, huh?

Look at that. You really are smart.

Look at this thing.

Look at you get after it.

Look, I'll do everything in my power to keep you safe.

Look, we don't know how stable it'll be with your speed.

Look. Business has picked up thanks to you two.

Looks like it's just us…

Lot of people don't live to tell the tale.

Love an ambulance.

Lydi!

Lydi!

Lydi!

Lydi?

Lydi…

Lydi…

Lydia Berman.

Lydia, do you have any idea what you've done?

Lydia, no. Do not throw that bus.

Lydia, she's 15. Let's monitor our stories.

Lydia, the process has started.

Lydia, wake up. [knocking on desk]

Maintenance. There you go. Wow.

Make room for more.

Making this the closest the race has been since both nominees…

Man.

Mango flops. Did I just do it? Yeah.

Manipulating the media into believing that you're a problem only I can solve.

Marine biologist…

May I empty your shoes?

Maybe Emily will say no, but you don't know unless you ask.

Maybe five or six?

Maybe if we don't look at her, she'll stop.

Maybe it's the smell of Old Bay has always kind of…

Maybe just go make a pot of that and enjoy.

Maybe squeeze. Squeeze together.

Maybe we should just turn that off.

Maybe we start telling people what's going on.

Maybe you can just, like, cook up another batch.

Me, too. You dating anybody interesting?

Meanwhile, mayoral candidate William "The King" Stevens'

Mine's L Train 631 Harper Avenue Apartment 7B.

Miss Berman. Hi, I'm Jessie.

Miss Stanton, it's time for another treatment.

Mmm!

Molecular Thermodynamics of Complex Systems.

Mom, is she having a reaction to the injection?

Mom, please don't sing into your taser.

Mom?

More like a hero, I guess,

My body needs it.

My coach called me by my middle name, Andy.

My compliments to whoever didn't cook it.

My favorite appetizer to share, personally, is the petite seafood tower.

My god, I just threw a bus.

My guess is a place of power. Her office, maybe.

My heart's poundin' like a jackhammer inside my chest because of this serum.

My little raw friend.

My mom calls me Andy.

My mom doesn't…

My mom's new boyfriend loves Andrew Lloyd Webber.

My parents were among those caught in the crossfire.

My parents were working on a way to turn regular people into superheroes.

Nah. I've actually thought this one through.

Never not funny.

Next time kill Andrew.

Next time, kill And... What do you prefer? Andrew? Andy?

No problem.

No problem.

No way!

No, he's headed right toward us.

No, Lydia.

No, no, no. I couldn't take your money.

No, she's always like this.

No, that's a gynecologist.

No, they're too far away! Do not!

No, we're Thunder Force.

No, you can't.

No, you're not.

No! Oh my god, I am late. You were supposed to wake me up.

No! Ow! Ow!

No. Anyone else?

No. Come, come, come.

No. I don't have a… an appointment, but I'm Lydia Berman.

No. It's not fair your parents got iced by some Miscreants

No. That's what I said. Not "half Korean," he's a "Half creant."

No…

Norma stopped by a while ago. I got her number for you.

Not "Tay in the wind" Jodie Foster.

Not by force,

Not crazy about labels.

Not how I thought that one was gonna go.

Not to kill the mood, but Allie's been listening to your entire conversation.

Not to sound like a femme fatale, but it feels like I need to kill them.

Not washing her hands. She's going to the can.

Not with the time we have left. It'll have trip wires all over it.

Not…

Nothing tastes right. I'm not… I'm not hungry.

Now I want you two strong women

Now that we have a baseline, it's time to start your treatment.

Now that we have these things, we need super names.

Now that we're going into a possible physical altercation, I'm…

Now, get in that dumpster.

Of course not. I always keep an Old Bay in my bra.

Of course, she did.

Of course, you did. You don't think before you act.

Of course.

Of course. He's a Miscreant, too.

Oh boy. That's…

Oh god. I'm so sorry.

Oh god…

Oh man. Tony, I'm sorry. That's on me.

Oh man. Tony. I'm sorry, man. I'm just…

Oh my god, are they safe?

Oh my god, don't put your address online.

Oh my god, I'm gonna throw the shit out of a city bus.

Oh my god, I've created a raw chicken monster.

Oh my god, this sweater's probably so expensive.

Oh my god!

Oh my god! Here we go.

Oh my god.

Oh, don't be rude. Eat your dinner. Thank you.

Oh, Em, say something, you're freaking me out.

Oh, I don't know what was in those needles,

Oh, I got it. You're Bingo.

Oh, I like it.

Oh, I love that one.

Oh, I'd love less whining.

Oh, I'm so proud of you.

Oh, I'm sorry, Lydia.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I've been decorating for ya.

Oh, I've missed out on so much of our time together.

Oh, is this…

Oh, Lydi…

Oh, man.

Oh, my turn? Oh, mmm.

Oh, no, no… stop! Stop!

Oh, no!

Oh, not the kind of beef I date. I like 'em thick.

Oh, please let it be true.

Oh, really?

Oh, sexy science talk.

Oh, shit!

Oh, thank you, honey.

Oh, that was... I mean, you said it, but it's actually…

Oh, that's messed up.

Oh, this is amazing.

Oh, uh, she said that you're supposed to get me another cold beer right away.

Oh, well, I was on my honeymoon in Bermuda,

Oh, well, yeah, I bet. I mean, look at all this stuff.

Oh, wow, that did not go like I planned at all.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! [laughs]

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Psh. I'll race you home.

Oh. Sorry, it's after hours. Do you have an appointment?

Oh. You weren't kidding. Okay. [laughs]

Okay, but I'd like to go up and… take her…

Okay, cool. Uh…

Okay, I think I'm done.

Okay, it's "The" King. Okay?

Okay, knock knock.

Okay, let's go underwater.

Okay, so we're out,

Okay, you know…

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. If not, that's cool.

Okay. No, but thanks for asking me about it.

Okay. Well, before we get there, this device is for you.

Once you're in and can determine where the bomb is,

Ooh, don't touch anything, uh, while I'm gone, please.

Ooh, I am unloading all over this guy.

Ooh, it's like old school Atari.

Ooh, that's a great start. Yep. Ooh.

Ooh, what's this?

Oops, couldn't find it.

Or a vet, you know?

Or Eleanor Roosevelt flossing...

Or if I'm really just mad at myself because…

Or not.

Or our turn.

Or whatever it is you two are.

Or, you know, non specific gender.

Otherwise, you're not gonna know if it's gonna skip.

Our city's prodigal daughter, Emily Stanton, has returned,

Peekaboo.

People are afraid to… to leave the house.

Physically, I've had a kind of insatiable…

Pill time, Mom.

Please don't film this, sir. This is a mistake!

Please don't talk like that.

Please tell me that at least gives you indigestion or heartburn or something.

Polling numbers have increased…

Pretty creepy, Frank.

Pretty romantic. Look at that.

Pretty strong for a girl,

Put 'em in a building, blow it to smithereens.

Quickly.

Quit leaving candy wrappers in my rig!

Quite a reaction.

Rachel Gonzales will be the next mayor of Chicago.

Raising the question, are we better off with Thunder Force?

Rest is history.

Right again, great.

Right here in downtown Chicago.

Right, get in. We don't have much time.

Right? Does that ring a... "Did I do that?"

Roughly the weight of a city bus.

Ruh roh.

Say you're a dork and I'll leave you alone.

Says she's here to take her to her high school reunion.

See you in the morning. We start at 5:00 a.m.

See, I can talk science, too. Let's go grab a snack.

See? Try it.

Seemed kind of, like, mad. I think at you.

Seems like overkill to me.

Severe diarrhea is a given.

Shady.

She always walk that slow?

She just... She loves killing people.

She says you need to wrap up this "after school special," suit up,

She says, "Jer, how about we go skinny dip snorkeling?"

She should be here by now.

She should be here by now.

She told me she's gonna make 'em into s'mores, which...

She was trying to stop the bad guys, right?

She'll be like, "Cool."

She's a hard worker just like her mom.

She's always been a bit of a hurricane.

She's always got her panties in a wad. "It's one o'clock in the morning, Lydia."

She's been your friend for a long time. Even when you didn't want her to be.

She's former CIA. She runs things for me.

She's gonna. Don't think I won't hit a girl, Lydia.

She's got a real sexy violent streak.

She's great with tech.

She's not a nerd. She's smart.

She's not a nerd. She's smart.

She's probably hangin' out with strippers, sippin' smooth champagne,

She's the owl.

She's weird and she's funny and we talk about a lot of stuff.

Shotgun!

Shut up, Lydia.

Sincerely, Thunder Force."

So I could always use a couple of Miscreants or superheroes

So, how am I doing?

So, I can't say, "Wayne is a stupid bags of crap,"

So, I say we have a talk with them.

So, just, you know, Lydia Berman.

So, keep kicking butt and, uh, peace out.

So, my fuse is a little short. This is a trigger environment for me.

So, thank you, Lydia, Emily.

So, uh…

So, what's new, Frank?

So, you tracked me down, you know?

Somebody tell me who Urkel is.

Somebody's an overachiever.

Someday, all Miscreants will work for me.

Someone needs to kill 'em. They have to be dead.

Sometimes I can't picture certain people doing certain things.

Sometimes I do need to drink it like it's cocoa.

Sometimes I don't know if I'm mad at you because you always go crazy

Somewhere in there, he's a good guy.

Son of a bitch! [loudly] God damn it!

Son of a…

Sorry about that.

Sorry isn't enough. I have important things to accomplish.

Sorry.

Sorry. Crushin' it.

Stand down.

Stay down.

Stay here, Frank. Lydi!

Stop, stop, you guys, stop!

Stop! Everyone off the bus now!

Struck the earth and its population.

Subject verb agreement means that both the subject and verb must agree in number.

Super aware of that.

Surf and turf is not a thing. But I did.

Sweet. Yeah, I'm kind of unionizing them.

T Wagon 14.

Tell me about it.

Terrible!

Thank you, Mayor.

Thank you.

Thank you. Well, thank you, Mr. King.

Thanks, Em.

Thanks, Lord, for making such kick ass food.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. She is.

Thanks. Um…

Thanks. Yeah, you look, I mean, super classy.

That are coming into us here at the station.

That can alter a human's biochemistry in unimaginable ways.

That can't work because you say that part. Right?

That is awesome, Em.

That is surprising to hear. I will send her up.

That isn't better and you're not gonna be throwing a bus.

That looks awesome!

That makes zero sense.

That one's outta the park!

That psycho Laser really put her back into trying to kill us.

That should be over in two seconds.

That sounds kind of dude ish.

That Thunder Force, they're everywhere.

That was Kenny. Good member of the team.

That was my last pill.

That was so much.

That'd be weird.

That'd make you as bad as a crab man. Come on, let's go.

That's a good girl. Right down the hatch.

That's expected. But you still need to eat.

That's gotta drive you nuts, right?

That's how I win this stupid election.

That's it. You don't do the second part.

That's juicy.

That's Lydia for you.

That's really good for only your second treatment.

That's tender. Don't forget Mr. Right.

That's why he picked this building.

That's why I'm here.

The average weight of an adult male.

The Chicago White Sox and Cubs have suspended weekend baseball games

The Crab?

The Crab? Oh my... The Crab?

The Crab? What's his power?

The King paid her off. She was leading Laser right to you.

The King's lead over Miss Gonzales has been reduced to ten points,

The King's lost it since the election. I'm gonna get out of the game.

The King's not throwing a party out of the goodness of his heart.

The Miscreants are winning, Lydia.

The next right. Other right.

The one left standing? That's Andy. Andy, can you say hi?

The party's on the 30th floor, there'd be security there.

The push start key is in your suit.

The question is, "Is Thunder Force a match for Laser?"

The rock flies in, beans the salmon in the head.

The room is furnished in a non distracting manner to help with your recovery.

The salmon's a female.

The shipping magnate and billionaire who is opposing Rachel Gonzales

The sign with my name on it? Yeah.

The South Side has been rampaged by a Miscreant named The Crab,

The timing is great because they're really startin' to bug me.

The timing is great because they're really startin' to bug me.

Then say it with something behind it, and louder. Like Thunder Force.

There can be possible complications with any treatment.

There has been a breach in the injection room.

There he is. Looking better.

There she is.

There's a big salmon swimming by.

There's a break in the fence. I could sneak us in.

There's a difference.

There's a handle, you know.

There's something about him.

These cosmic rays triggered a genetic transformation in a select few…

These new superhumans came to be known…

They are on the loading dock on the south side of the building.

They call themselves "Thunder Force" and after a rocky start with a taser,

They come down, lay down some lyrics.

They don't… they don't... Do the thing.

They were geneticists.

They were supposed to be super strength and invisibility,

They're free with a $100 donation.

They've been fighting crime on a regular basis in our city

This car makes me ovulate.

This could take a while.

This has been my home for a long time, and it'll do me until the end.

This is a social visit. Otherwise, you'd already be, you know, dead.

This is an authentic 1994 Slayer concert T shirt,

This is an excellent example

This is it. Pull over.

This is set to extra crispy, you donut hole.

This is so we can monitor your vitals as you recover and train.

This looks like the jail cell on Battlestar Galactica.

This may be the only thing you can stomach.

This means both need to be singular or both need to be plural.

This suit is getting ripe. I gotta wash it.

This was a set up.

This will give us the relaxed focus to finish the mission.

Those people out there killed my daughter,

Thought I'd swing by and see if you wanted me to go with you.

Thought we were done.

Through collaboration and cooperation, we can…

Thunder Force destroyed a bus and Buckingham Fountain,

Thunder Force needs this.

Thunder Force, earpieces in. Do you copy?

Thunder Force, I wanna thank you,

Thunder Force!

Thunder Force!

Thunder Force!

Thunder Force!

Thunder Force.

Thunder Force.

Thunder Force's recent endorsement of Rachel Gonzales

Till I met your kid.

Time to die!

Time to go incognito, Bingo.

Time to take out the trash.

To go out there,

To her high school reunion.

To letting me get you a place in a safer neighborhood?

Tom, just ki... Gotcha! April Fools.

Tonight, I was going to begin treatments I've been working on my whole life.

Tonight, they're hitting a liquor store on Clark Street.

Took your parents from you, ruined this city.

Toss her a treat.

Totally meant to do that.

Tough to know.

Tracy is an awesome kid.

Tracy, what have you done?

Tracy, will you let Allie know we have guests?

Tracy, you can't be goofing off like this. We have a job to do.

Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Uh, do you remember the high school talent show?

Uh, Flapjack Crackers.

Uh, Grandma that's kind of why we're here.

Uh, Grandma,

Uh, I don't start at 5:00 a.m.

Uh, Laser, do you copy?

Uh, okay. Uh…

Uh, sorry, Mr. Emerson.

Uh, that would be a maintenance question.

Uh, wow, that's a… that's a lot to unpack.

Uh, yeah.

Uh, yeah. Right?

Uh, you know, thanks for being super cool and stuff.

Uh…

Um, we do not take selfies, and if we did, they'd be free.

Unfortunately, these superpowers were only unlocked in rare individuals,

Unleashing unimaginable superpowers.

Use your big brain, Em. Where would he hide the bomb?

Van Halen. It'll be fun.

Wack job.

Wait, both of them were lady part doctors?

Wait, I think I told it wrong.

Wait, is that your address?

Wait.

Was Allie the, uh, the bossy girl with all the rules?

Was that tonight?

Was violently interrupted by an explosive blast

Watch your mouth. You made a deal with The King, not with me.

Way to go, Em.

Way to go, Em.

Wayne, got shit in your ears? She didn't wanna say it.

Wayne, Wayne, I heard it, pal.

We all know I'm not special.

We are ready for a theme song.

We are watching the minute by minute examples

We can't take it. Now how do we roll, Chicago?

We did it!

We did, Em. We're… we're a super team.

We don't do that. We don't take that kind of guff. Detention.

We don't have a problem. All is good. Let's slaughter them all.

We don't have time for any of this.

We don't want any reward,

We got you, Chicago!

We gotta go back up. Let's end this. Hit 29.

We have clean women's clothing for you. Everything you could possibly need,

We have to succeed, Lydi.

We should play. But I gotta warn you. I play dirty!

We took off our clothes, jumped in the water,

We'll continue with the super strength treatments with the village idiot here

We'll monitor your vitals and results to get our baseline.

We're gonna rob everyone. Put money in the bag.

We're good in that.

We're not doing it for thanks. We protect the city.

Weak nuclear force.

Weak!

Welcome to the carnival, bitch!

Welcome.

Well, as I like to say,

Well, he's Half creant.

Well, his loss.

Well, I don't know that 'cause she never told me!

Well, I guess the injections are working 'cause I keep hurtin' Tony.

Well, I was dating a fellow researcher at Yale.

Well, I... You know, we were texting, and… I mean, I texted you,

Well, I'll help you put in a new plate of glass this weekend.

Well, I'm a Gemini.

Well, let's see.

Well, Miss Stanton is working at the moment,

Well, she will see you.

Well, that's a stone cold bummer.

Well, that's not… very soothing to hear.

Well, we can't both be nuts.

Well, yeah. I moisturized it and tried to touch it up a bit.

Well…

Well…

Went better than I thought.

Wh... What? It's a compliment.

What are ta tas?

What are you doin'?

What brings you by?

What did I find?

What do I know? I'm nervous too.

What do you do?

What do you mean? How many treatments are there?

What do you wanna know?

What happened to your buttons?

What I had to do, Mom.

What I usually... I say I'm a Half creant.

What I would say, "best friends" or "friends."

What if I pick you two up and smack ya together like castanets, huh?

What is it? At least I don't have diarrhea.

What is Jodie Foster's problem?

What is that?

What is that? Did you take that from the restaurant, you little outlaw?

What setting should I use?

What side of history you wanna be on?

What the hell are you?

What the hell happened?

What, uh, what are you?

What? Now? You gotta woo me.

What? Well, did they get away? Where… where are they?

What? What?

What's his name?

What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? Enjoy the ride!

What's Thunder Force?

What's your power?

Whatever you say. You're always right.

When he found out about the baby, he didn't want any part of it.

When life gives you lemons, make…

When the city is free from Miscreants,

When you catch her, and before she goes to prison,

Where'd they get their powers?

Where's the bomb?

Where's The King?

Which is probably the cooler power,

Which one am I?

Which was, is, tonight.

Which would be the most unspeakable pain, which we simply abbreviate as...

Which, by the way, you've been doing since before you got your power.

Who are these two?

Who can tell me what subject verb agreement means?

Who said that?

Who told you?

Who was that? Was that Andrew?

Who were genetically predisposed to be sociopaths.

Who, with his crew, has been robbing stores almost daily.

Who's ready to hear from our next mayor?

Whoa, this place is taters.

Whoa!

Whoa! Hey, how you doin'?

Whoa! This is the world's stupidest massage chair!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. What is all this?

Whoo! [hums]

Whoo.

Why don't you call and see if she wants to come?

Why my boobs?

Why not? We should probably tell somebody. She probably knows.

Why raw chicken? That's so gross.

Why would I?

Will be on the test tomorrow. Okay?

Will you stop doing that, please?

William "The Fridge" Perry.

Wish I had one.

With a new headquarters for her company, Stanton 4.0,

With The King in the polls.

With the, uh…

Worth it.

Would you go get me more coffee? I wanna be alert.

Wow, really?

Wow, she's a chip off the old nerd block.

Wow, that's…

Wow, they don't smell good. But very resilient.

Wow, you're bad.

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah, better. But not great. But better.

Yeah, but in her defense,

Yeah, good.

Yeah, I can call, sir.

Yeah, I knew that.

Yeah, I was gonna…

Yeah, I'm good.

Yeah, it sure has been.

Yeah, who blows up an angel?

Yeah, you too.

Yeah, you're alright.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, you be careful out there.

Yeah. How about a toast to the good guys winning the election?

Yeah. I'll be here. I'm gonna crack this nut.

Yeah. Oh? Yeah?

Yeah. Which, you know, is surprising,

Yeah. Yeah.

Yep.

Yes, because I threw the city bus even though you said, "Do not."

You always do the stupid thing.

You are the worst.

You brought a Miscreant to justice.

You buried the lead on that one, Jerry.

You buried the lead on that one, Jerry.

You can really taste the phosphorus.

You can say, "Bingo! I go invisible."

You cooked the dude. You're gonna kill us?

You could at least try.

You could be in danger.

You could be the fish,

You could be the rock,

You could be the thrower of the stone.

You could let Lydia sing into it.

You could've hurt someone.

You deserve a pickle bag.

You did it, Em.

You didn't think I was gonna let nagging chicks

You do great.

You don't know how life is gonna go.

You don't say… [mumbles] "1985, the Chicago Bears."

You don't understand.

You don't want to kinda tase somebody

You finished the work your parents started.

You get some water, Tony.

You gonna offer me a 32 year old woman named Lydia?

You got a… a weak glass there.

You got glasses and suspenders, you know, and you seem super smart.

You gotta say something, Emily. I can't…

You hardly ever get that chance.

You have a kid and I didn't even know it?

You have to sit on my lap or get in the trunk.

You just break tradition.

You just... You gotta work on your act a little bit. There we go.

You know how dangerous that was?

You know I will.

You know my body can take the impact.

You know the lake's gonna eat it.

You know what they say about men who claim to have big, big bombs.

You know what we need? We need a little snack break,

You know what?

You know what? I should have both powers because I'd know how to use them.

You know what? I think my super name is gonna be The Hammer.

You know what? If we've got a logo this cool,

You know what? Respect me.

You know, boss, I, uh… I validate your feelings.

You know, dudes.

You know, I could have lost my life today,

You know, I don't know if it's…

You know, I don't know what any of it does, but... [gasps]

You know, I don't really like this new "crab with a conscience" bit.

You know, I don't really like this new "crab with a conscience" bit.

You know, I'm scrambling to find the silver lining here.

You know, it's like trying to skip a rock in a lake.

You know, killing people is not a recognized hobby.

You know, people wondered why we were friends

You look good.

You made a loser into something special.

You may have taken out this podium, but you will never take out The King.

You mean, I get a crack at a family kill?

You must think I don't watch the news. You're a meme now.

You need to work on your phrasing,

You never know when you have to season something tasty.

You on my left?

You remembered.

You said it wasn't gonna be anything like it was yesterday.

You said morality.

You say… [loudly] "1985, the Chicago Bears won the Super Bowl

You should not.

You smell good to me.

You suck.

You tell me that story. Are you... I mean, are you fully a Miscreant or…

You think Emily will come?

You think I don't know that?

You think I don't talk to you enough?

You think you're so smart. Always showing off in class.

You two are working together? Of course.

You understand this isn't a game? We have a job to do.

You'd think Cancer but Capricorn actually, Sag moon.

You're alright.

You're an embarrassment, you know that?

You're bleak, Frank.

You're just putting extra Ts in it, Morta ta ta tality.

You're not the first one to... Yeah, but no.

You're saying it negatively.

You're the best person I ever met.

You're the special one, not me. Right, Em?

You're the worst.

You're too hard on yourself,

You're too much.

You're welcome, double shift.

You've already saved us once today.

You've always been special.

You've got family here in town, don't you, Bongo?

Your body needs pure uncooked amino acids

Your body's undergoing a molecular change from the injections.

Your cardiovascular system has been increased by 1,000%.

Your eyes are doing the weird thing. Can we get you drops?

Your feelings are your feelings, but tactically speaking

Your grandparents would be so proud.

Your singing sucks.

Your vascular and skeletal systems, making it more difficult to hurt you.

Your veins will shred like a log in a wood chipper.

Your whole treatment is… one stinking pill?

5:00 a.m.? Bullshit.

"Sorry"? He was trying to kill me. [The Crab] He's a murderer and felon.

"The bomb." Nice, sir.

["Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake] ♪ Here I go again on my own ♪

["You Belong To The City" plays] Oh.

[Andrew] Do you copy? Yeah, kind of.

[bass heavy rock] Oh my god, Miscreants! Look out!

[bell rings] [Lydia] Van Halen's playing Grant Park.

[bones crack] [henchman gasps]

[clang] ♪ Baby ♪

[clears throat] Hi!

[crowd chanting] Thunder Force! [Lydia] Stop!

[crowd] Like thunder! How do we roll?

[device beeps] [screaming in pain]

[ding] Where the hell is Laser?

[dramatic music stops] [both grunting]

[Emily laughing] [Lydia clicking tongue]

[Emily] That's not what shotgun means. Oh my god.

[Emily] Trace? We'll have more as the story...

[Emily] What does that mean? It's lingo for "Yep."

[Grandma laughing happily] Boom!

[grunting] [clattering]

[grunts] [thud]

[grunts] Why are you still awake?

[grunts] You're gonna love it.

[high pitched ringing] [muffled groaning]

[kids gasp] Don't think a girl won't hit you, Wayne.

[loud thud] [Tony yelps]

[Lydia chuckling] [Grandma cooing]

[Lydia] How do we roll? How do we roll? [crowd chanting] Like thunder!

[Lydia] Is it? Yeah.

[Lydia] Look out! We're past that point.

[Lydia] Uh uh. [Tracy] Wait, Lydia. Come back.

[reporter 1] …The King's full reaction. God damn it, sir.

[rock music] [Lydia grunting]

[shattering] Oh.

[thud] Oh.

[tires screech] [Allie] Well, Thunder Force…

[Tracy laughs] We're just so happy you're alive.

[Tracy] I designed it. Honey, we're legit now.

♪ Concrete under your feet ♪ [claws clacking]

♪ They mean to break the world ♪ ♪ The world ♪

♪ They mean to make their meaning ♪ ♪ Their meaning ♪

Ah! [bones cracking]

All that for the same line... Can't wait to kill you both.

Alright, come on, come on, come on. Alright.

Alright. Enjoy. Thanks.

Amen. Amen.

And did I say death? Yes.

and that's raw. [gasps]

and then I'll be pulling all the strings. Huh.

And this is a major... The King doesn't lose!

And where is my great granddaughter? She's at work.

Andrew. Yeah.

Are you faking? Yeah.

Are you still here? [Emily] Yes.

Awesome. She probably just needs a wingman.

Batter up, King! It's "The" Ki...

But I do get that a lot. Yeah.

Bye, Clyde. [Lydia] Come on, Em.

Call a news conference. Will do.

Can I get you a little... No, I'm not a child.

Can I say something? Absolutely not.

Can I see your wrist for a second? Okay.

Can I take this off? You haven't needed that for weeks.

Can't wait to kill you both. Oh...

Clamming out, if you get me, so… Okay.

Clean that up, Andy rew. Yeah.

Clyde. Wait, what?

Come here. No, thank you. I'm okay.

Come on, eat. It's getting cold. [overlapping chatter, laughter]

Corner office. Got it.

Did she say where she was going? On a date.

didn't have to grow up the way I did. Afraid?

Do you wanna hang out after school? Sure.

Does this side look the same as this? No.

Don't antagonize them. I get nervous.

Don't judge me, it's so good. Oh my god.

Em, are you okay? I'm okay.

Em, are you okay? What happened?

Em, let's show you to your room. Wait a minute, I'm not staying here.

Emily's building is epic. Yeah.

Even if it's just temporarily. I'm not going anywhere.

Everybody's great. Whatever you're into. I like boys.

Fine. Oh, ca... Okay, yeah. Sorry.

Floats to the top. Jesus.

For what? For your first mission.

From killing Thunder Force. Yeah.

Get me out of here! Dear god, Lydia. What have you done?

Go, go, go. [Emily] I told you I was fun.

Good name. It's a kickass name.

Grab another cup. [Lydia] He's alright.

Half Korean. Half creant.

Hang up, you stupid… Down! Hang it up! Moron!

Heart rate, blood pressure… [beep]

Help her up. Oh god, help a girl up!

Here you go. I'm just kidding.

Hey! Hey.

Hi. Hi. Uh, I'm here to see Emily Stanton.

Holy crap! Some people just deserve a dumpster.

How did you get this information? Hmm?

How do you spell that? You spell it Ur kel.

I can't. I have a paper due next week. So?

I couldn't forget about him. Believe it. Powder, Mommy.

I didn't say that. It's fine.

I don't know why I'm defending that name. Not now.

I don't wanna ruin your shirt. No, this shirt's, like, garbage.

I gotta come help. It's not safe. Stay home.

I have been praying for this day. Praying for what?

I have strong thighs. [Emily] Stop bragging about your thighs!

I know what I'm gonna do. [Emily] What're you doing?

I liked Walter. Yeah.

I love you guys. We love you, honey.

I need to work on that. Yeah, you do.

I said that. She doesn't go to parties on her own.

I think. What if we just say no?

I understand. Okay.

I was behind... You were in front!

I'll say grace. Thank you, Lydia.

I'm an owl, hoo! I'm an owl who?

I'm bummed you're not dead. I'm sorry to disappoint you, King.

I'm gonna barf. You gotta learn to ride the lightning.

I'm gonna kangaroo his ass. I don't think that's a good idea.

I'm good. Let's go kick bad guy butt.

I'm good. Remember you told me a long time ago,

I'm not hungry. Preferably something with aloe.

I'm right here. Sure, okay.

I'm so sorry. Oh.

I'm… I'm sorry, what? What are you reading about anyway?

I'm... What are you saying? Mortality.

I've got Michelle Obama arms. You really do. Your arms look amazing.

in the upcoming Chicago mayoral race. Almost every day.

Is it helping? Not really.

Is the answer 11? Incredibly incorrect.

It is fun! Jimmy Jokes.

It'll take us a while. Okay. Twenty nine! I'm surrounded by idiots.

It's actually Andrew, but Andy's fine. Just the hi.

It's not tough. "The King." Like, "The Boss."

It's time to do what you were made to do. Wow.

It's... Hang on one sec.

Jesus. Recommending that to me, huh? [laughs]

Just not in April. [laughs] Is he gone? He's gone.

Kenny, call her. You've killed Kenny.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Knock knock. Who's there?

Knock knock. Who's there?

Laser, where are they? No idea. Probably going after the bomb.

Let me search. You know who Urkel is.

Let's do this. It's go time.

Let's see what she's got. Oh. [device powering up]

Like what? Oh…

Lydia! I got it!

Lydia... We're...

Mango Flops? What? No. Thunder Force.

Mid forties at least. At least.

Mmm. The suits are very resilient.

Mom, open the glove compartment. Why?

More? It's okay. I'm gonna cover it.

Mortality. That's what I said.

Mother... Traitor!

Mr. Emerson, quick question. Yeah?

My heart's really racing. Oh boy.

Never mind. Okay.

No sign of Laser. [Tracy] Keep your eyes open.

No, a large scab. Shit.

No, no, no, they're fine. Okay, sorry.

No, you're so sweet. Okay.

No! We just fixed that door! Frank, be qui...

No. [Lydia] What's your handle?

No. I'll open it for you. [car beeps]

Nobody's touchin' this. Yes, we are.

Now, I... I knew you were lookin' at him weird.

of how together, we can revitalize… Boom.

Oh boy. That's intimidating. Yeah.

Oh my god, we can still see you. Ew!

Oh, I got it. Okay.

Oh, no! Lydia! Lydia? Oh my god…

Oh, that we would. Perfect.

Oh. Look at us.

Oh. Ugh.

Okay. And only on that day

Okay. Find an aloe plant and chew on that.

Okay. Okay?

Ooh. [beep]

Ow! I got her, boss.

Pretty sweet jump. [Emily] What are you doing?

Put her on speaker phone! Andrew, you idiot!

Really? [Grandma] For this moment.

Really? Yeah.

Remember, Thunder Force. Thunder Force saving the city, y'all.

Right? Isn't she the worst? …gripped the crowd of supporters.

Say it. Say it, nerd!

She immediately left me. Her loss.

She was. Also, she really wanted to throw a bus.

She's a good person. I know she is.

So, do I just go up and surprise her? No, you definitely don't do that.

So, he just calls me Paul. Enough.

someone will be on call. Why aren't you in school?

Sounds right to me. [taser whirs]

Tay in the what? Tay in the wind. Ta...

Thank you, Jessie. Wait, it's a pill?

Thank you, Mayor. Yes.

Thank you. Come on. Knock knock.

Thank you. If you can call it that.

Thank you. Thanks for that.

Thank you... It's gonna be a blast!

Thanks, man. Hi. [woman] Hello.

Thanks. See you tomorrow?

That one right there is 100% a certainty. Oh my god.

That takes a lot of stones. What is this, the cannibal table?

That would be very bad. [Lydia silently mouthing]

That's not correct. We gotta think of a team name.

That's not my name. I dunno how you don't love that name.

That's not the worst of it. Is there more?

The Bears, the Cubs... Not the time, Lydia.

The press is ready for a statement. Thank you.

The red head threw a dumpster. A red head threw a dumpster at her.

The whole point is I'm scaring people. Sure.

There is no other way, is there? No, Emily. You know that.

There you are, Miss Stanton. Thank you.

There's the girl. Where have you been? Studying.

They're just jealous. 'Cause of who I'm sitting with maybe.

Thirty three. Oh my god.

This robbery's being stopped by Thunder... [gunshots]

Those suits are great. Right?

Thunder Force! Right. Thunder Force.

Thunder Force. Thunder Force!

To you. Come here.

Tom, I'm gonna have to call you back. [Tom] No problem.

Twenty... I know, they're not made for, um…

Um, wanna go to the swings? Okay.

Unless we're both owls. That could be funny. Is that funny?

Ur… Are you kidding?

Wait a minute. Nobo... Nobody move. Nobody move.

Walter was even better than Kenny. Crap, I didn't know...

Was that Walter she just zapped? Yeah.

We don't have to be so literal. Can't I just be Emily?

We gotta go check on Grandma. Okay. Let's go.

We need pump up music. Oh, yeah.

We've been going at it. Yeah.

We've gotta rethink this car. Yeah.

Well, let me try. Maybe it'll work. No, no, I can do it.

Well, let's hope so. Lydia!

Well... If you're looking for suggestions,

What about Laser? We're still lookin'.

What are you reading? Oh.

What do you like to do? Read.

What do you mean, officially? Yeah.

What does that mean? If you stop taking the treatments,

What happened? I just got…

What? I like you, Laser.

What? I wasn't done.

What? Why? 'Cause that's where the garbage goes.

What's an Urkel? Not "what's," "who's" an Urkel.

What's she saying? Hmm?

What's that smell? It's the suits, we can't wash them.

What's wrong with that? I can't let you drag me down.

When are we gonna start your treatments? Right now, actually.

which was The Super Bowl Shuffle." "The Chicago Bears."

Who's left? Andrew's left.

Who's Nell? "Who's Nell?" Who's Nell?

Who's there? I'm an owl.

Why are you still tasing me? It's a mistake!

Why can't I drive? They just pulled you out of a river.

Why does it look like a carnival thing? Because I'm fun.

Yeah, what a... Not… not even… not even that.

Yeah. Let's dance, dummy.

Yeah. Whatever.

Yep. Me too. They're super powerful. But let's try it.

Yes. [Lydia] That's what I did.

You are not good at this game. Can I ask you something?

You better not keep secrets from me. We shouldn't tell her.

You can't wash it. Are you kidding?

You could be the lake. Okay.

You didn't sign off. [splutters]

You didn't sign off. [tablet chimes]

You didn't tell her? Tell me what?

You don't have to look so disappointed. I can't help it.

You guys get along okay, huh? I like her.

You guys get along okay, huh? I like her.

You guys needed help. Jerry, you good?

You guys okay? Yeah.

You have a secret kid for 20 years? I'm only 15.

You look good. Oh.

You look like balls. Sorry. I'll get some cream or something.

You okay? Allie double crossed us.

You play Fortnite? Yes...

You want... Hey!

You're a waste of butter, Crab. I didn't grab the butter.

You're cooking him from inside. Man!

You're stronger than I thought. Maybe you're weaker than you thought.

You've been in your cave for weeks. AP exams in the morning.

…for the rights and safety of every last one of you.

…the city of Chicago.

'cause I don't have a sense of smell that good,

'cause I'm kinda, like, clammy…

'cause we're nothing alike,

"Are we ever going to not see some action?"

"Did I do that?" You know that.

"Did I… did I do that?"

"Get back"? We've been doing it for two and a half hours.

"If you can't tell a joke, you won't get a lady." Let me tell one.

"Mom"?

"Mom"? You have a ki... You…

"Smuggler's Blues." It kicks butt and it's getting us pumped.

"Tay in the wind! Tay in the wind!" Nell?

"The King!" It's three letters! Why doesn't anybody get this?

"These are the two morons that ripped off the jewelry store on Grant Street.

"Village idiot?"

"What? That seems so cheap." "It sure does."

["Dreams" by The Cranberries plays]

["It’s a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock ’n’ Roll)" by AC/DC]

["Kiss From A Rose" by Seal playing faintly]

["Smuggler's Blues" by Glenn Frey plays]

["Voyage to Atlantis" by the Isley Brothers plays]

["You Belong To The City" by Glenn Frey plays]

[all chanting] Rachel!

[all] "The unspeakable."

[Allie] Bingo, we'll get you in through a back entrance.

[Allie] Can you read me?

[Allie] Get into position by the door and wait for my signal.

[Allie] Hammer, it is time to go on the offensive.

[applause, cheering]

[applause]

[bell rings]

[bell rings]

[both grunting]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[both laughing]

[both singing along] ♪ There used to be A graying tower alone on the sea ♪

[both singing] ♪ …Tickets Suitcase in your hand ♪

[both slurping]

[both yelling]

[both] …and give people power to fight Miscreants.

[both] …lemon flavored napalm.

[both] There's a difference.

[both] We're Thunder Force.

[bright, inquisitive music plays]

[bright, inquisitive music plays]

[buttons popping]

[can tab pops]

[car engine turning over]

[car horn honking]

[chanting] Thunder Force! Thunder Force! Thunder Force! Thunder Force!

[cheering, applause]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[cheering]

[chuckles]

[claws snapping]

[clerk] Wait, wait, wait.

[clip clatters]

[closing instrumental music plays]

[continues wailing]

[continuing chanting] Thunder Force!

[coughing]

[coughing]

[coughs]

[crash]

[crowd chanting] Thunder Force!

[crowd cheering on TV]

[crowd cheering, clapping]

[crowd murmuring]

[device beeps]

[device beeps] It's 5:00 a.m. Time to get up.

[device] It's 5:00 a.m. Time to get up.

[device] It's 5:00 a.m. Time to get up.

[door closes]

[door opens]

[dramatic music plays]

[dramatic music plays]

[dramatic music plays]

[elevator dings]

[elevator dings]

[elevator dings]

[Emily and Lydia laugh]

[Emily and Lydia whooping]

[Emily chuckles] Jessie!

[Emily grunts]

[Emily grunts]

[Emily, echoing] Twenty years of research down the drain.

[Emily] Alright. This shot put is around 170 pounds.

[Emily] Haven't really driven this one.

[Emily] Hey, Lydi. Good to see you.

[Emily] Hey! Lydia!

[Emily] Hey.

[Emily] I miss my mom and dad every day,

[Emily] It's one o'clock in the morning, Lydia.

[Emily] Lydi…

[Emily] Lydia!

[Emily] Lydia!

[Emily] Lydia! Hey!

[Emily] Not at all.

[Emily] Oh!

[Emily] Okay, let's get started.

[Emily] Okay.

[Emily] Stop it.

[Emily] There are thousands of lives in danger and we're stuck and I'm nervous.

[Emily] Tracy?

[Emily] What are you doing?

[Emily] You're about to be Thunder Forced.

[emotional music plays]

[emotional music plays]

[emotional music swells]

[energy thrums]

[engine revs]

[exhales]

[exhales]

[exhales] Good to know.

[exhales] Great first day, everybody. I'll catch you tomorrow.

[explosion]

[explosion]

[explosion]

[explosion]

[Frank moaning]

[Frank] Pancakes on the house.

[Frank] Please, no…

[gagging]

[gags]

[gags] Milk. [coughs]

[gasps]

[Grandma laughing happily]

[Grandma] Lydia, would you say grace, please?

[groaning in pain]

[groaning]

[groans]

[grunting]

[gunshots ricocheting]

[heroic fanfare plays]

[horn honking]

[imitating Urkel] "Did I do that?"

[indistinct chatter on TV]

[indistinct chatter]

[indistinct radio chatter]

[inquisitive music plays]

[intense music playing]

[intense music plays]

[Jessie] She said you wanted me to get her another beer. I'm sorry, Miss Stanton.

[Kenny] I think so.

[kisses] Mwah! It's delicious.

[Laser] Here, to the right.

[laughing]

[loudly] Thunder Force!

[Lydia cheering]

[Lydia chuckles]

[Lydia chuckling]

[Lydia gagging]

[Lydia grunts]

[Lydia straining]

[Lydia turns off TV] Ugh.

[Lydia] Ah!

[Lydia] Hammer down.

[Lydia] Hold it, Calamari.

[Lydia] How can you have it and not drive it?

[Lydia] Look at this. This is awesome. We have our own logo.

[Lydia] Oh, taters.

[Lydia] Oh.

[Lydia] See? Is it still not…

[Lydia] Show's over.

[Lydia] We look awesome?

[Lydia] Whoa!

[Lydia] Whoa.

[Lydia] Whoa.

[Lydia] Yeah, um…

[Lydia] You got the shoulders for it.

[Lydia] You hearing music?

[Lydia] You know, I think we both prefer…

[man] Everything we go over today

[man] Hurry up, go.

[message delivery whoosh]

[microphone feedback]

[moaning]

[Mr. Emerson] Verbs and nouns agreeing.

[muffled clamoring]

[muttering quietly] Stupid.

[officer] Anyone hurt?

[officer] Bank robbery in progress. Suspect is a Miscreant.

[officer] Look for a black pickup truck.

[ominous music plays]

[patrons murmur]

[pensive music plays]

[phone chimes]

[poignant music plays]

[police sirens wailing]

[quietly] "Nice to hear from you."

[quietly] God! Is that the milk?

[reporter 2] …protecting our city, Thunder Force!

[reporter 2] We have breaking news. We are ready to call the election.

[reporter] In their attempt to stop Laser,

[reporter] One thing we've been covering, early exit polling.

[reporter] There's been an assassination attempt on the King,

[reporters murmuring]

[retching]

[rock music plays]

[rock song ends]

[romantic music plays]

[saxophone solo]

[scattered laughter from audience]

[scoffs]

[scoffs] That just… I don't know.

[sighs]

[sighs]

[silently mouthing] What the f...

[singers vocalizing]

[sinister music plays]

[siren wailing]

[sirens wailing]

[slurps]

[slurps]

[snoring]

[song ends]

[song fades away]

[spluttering] Okay, I touched a couple... I touched one thing. I'm so sorry…

[spluttering] Who... Who told you? What?

[stifles sob] I should go.

[taser discharging]

[taser discharging]

[taser discharging]

[The Crab coughs]

[The Crab] Ah!

[The Crab] I apologize for raising my voice,

[The Crab] Swimming is what I try to focus on.

[The Crab] What's gonna happen? You guys stopped the heist.

[The Crab] Yeah.

[The King] "The man."

[The King] I believe in democracy.

[The King] Thanks. The big, beautiful bomb.

[The King] Well, well…

[train gears grinding]

[train rumbling]

[triumphant music plays]

[triumphant music plays]

[truck beeping outside window]

[wailing]

[wet squelching]

[wheezing] Thanks for the help.

[whoosh]

[wind rushing]

[woman] Emily, would you like to say grace?

[woman] In March of 1983,

[yells]

♪ 'Cause you belong to the city ♪

♪ Beneath the neon light ♪

♪ Can I go on my way without you? ♪

♪ Do it just the way we planned ♪

♪ Don't be afraid to be What they're afraid of ♪

♪ Enough is enough ♪

♪ Gettin' beat up Broken boned ♪

♪ Gettin' had ♪

♪ Gettin' robbed ♪

♪ Gettin' took ♪

♪ Going down The only road I've ever known ♪

♪ Going to a show ♪

♪ Here's a little money now ♪

♪ I tell you, folks It's harder than it looks ♪

♪ I'm sorry it went down like this ♪

♪ If you think it's easy Doin' one night stands ♪

♪ In every possible way… ♪

♪ In your darkest hour ♪

♪ Is changing every day ♪

♪ It's a long way ♪

♪ It's a long way to the top If you wanna rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ It's a long way to the top If you wanna rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ It's a long way… ♪

♪ It's a long way… ♪

♪ It's in your moves, it's in your blood ♪

♪ It's the nature of the business It's the smuggler's blues ♪

♪ Just fight back When your life is torn asunder ♪

♪ Just fight back When your life is torn asunder ♪

♪ Just fight back When your life is torn asunder ♪

♪ Kiss from a rose on… ♪

♪ Lightning never strikes If you can force the thunder ♪

♪ Lightning never strikes If you can force the thunder ♪

♪ Lightning never strikes If you can force the thunder ♪

♪ Lightning never strikes If you can't force the thunder ♪

♪ Living in a river of darkness ♪

♪ Looks can be deceiving ♪

♪ Night falls, reality is shaking ♪

♪ No time to make a new mistake ♪

♪ Oh, is it so concerning Here we go ♪

♪ Oh, my life ♪

♪ Playin' rock 'n' roll ♪

♪ Riding on the highway ♪

♪ Show them you have the power ♪

♪ So get ready when it's time To be the one in control ♪

♪ So get ready When it's time to start believing ♪

♪ So tighten your fist And double it up ♪

♪ Someone had to lose ♪

♪ Square your stance and give 'em a stare Act like you do when nobody's there ♪

♪ Stop at all the byways ♪

♪ The hardest part is learning ♪

♪ This is the chance To be what they're afraid of ♪

♪ Thunder ♪

♪ Thunder Force ♪

♪ Thunder Force, Thunder Force ♪

♪ Thunder Force, Thunder Force ♪

♪ Thunder Force, Thunder Force ♪

♪ Thunder Force, Thunder Force ♪

♪ Thunder Force, Thunder Force ♪

♪ Thunder Force, Thunder Force ♪

♪ Thunder Force, Thunder Force ♪

♪ Thunder Force, Thunder Force ♪

♪ Thunder Force, Thunder Force ♪

♪ Try playin' in a rock roll band ♪

♪ We are not conceding ♪

♪ We're here to do The Super Bowl Shuffle ♪

♪ We're not here To cause real trouble ♪

♪ You be cool for 20 hours And I'll pay you 20 grand ♪

♪ You became ♪

♪ You became The light on the dark side of me ♪

♪ You belong to the night ♪

♪ You were born in the city ♪

♪ You're a man of the street ♪

♪ Zorro was his name o ♪