The Country Bears Edit

A big turn!

A cat in a tree

A certain amount of honey, they...

A gas credit card and a giant coffee cup

A little nibble of something.

A panda!

A sign.

A sweet, innocent Kid you jerks beat

Aah!

Aah...!

After an absence of many years

After the '91 Hibernation Tour.

Ah, but even if I could play, who'd come?

Ah, look, here's the money I got.

Ah! That noise!

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ain't no use jivin'

Ain't no use joKin'

All right, it's time to lose these guys.

All right, Zeb.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All the love in the world

All these years, I haven't been able to face you guys.

All those years back.

All your stuff?

Am I adopted?

And all bears.

And all the love in the world

And and sampling some of the bass lines

And boy... did I feel different!

And did you know that nobody cares?

And didn't you invent the stage dive?

And every mistake is a break but only if you get it

And every mistake is a break but only if you get it

And fight for what they believed in.

And he has freckles, and I don't.

And how this love was meant to be

And I guess I forgot and I wore a tie.

And I'm glad we didn't get them, you know, during wintertime.

And I'm okay.

And in a week or two, if you make the charts

And like a family...

And not all... tiny and flat like that.

And Officer Cheets.

And save Country Bear Hall.

And since that day, I've been plotting my revenge

And take some time and learn how to play

And tell Beary to come down for some pie.

And that thing you wrote in your journal about us

And that was why I was so sad to see them break up.

And that's real nice, young man, but, uh, we got to run.

And the Bears they just did it for me, you know?

And the keys under the mat

And their ability to go out

And their tenacity.

And they pretended you were their son.

And tickets and promotion and... everything.

And we can do it with a concert to raise the money.

And where you're coming from is where you're going

And you don't even know if it's the right thing to do

And you still won't play with us?

And you're going.

And you're not even sure of where you're goin' to

And you're tired of spinning your wheels

And, uh, at Country Bear Hall

And, uh, I'm going to stay there till I'm 18.

And... those differences always lead us

Apple of my eye is humming

Are Mom and Dad, uh...

Are you all right? Did they hurt you?

Are you going to find him?

Are you serious?

At all that time you used up

At Bear Hall this Saturday night.

At Country Bear Hall

At Country Bear Hall.

At least you're going to be together.

At the car wash...

Aw, Beary left his stuff.

Aw, Ted, you don't gotta lie to us.

Ba da da da da

Ba da da da da

Ba da da da da...

Baby, I don't know...

Baby, tell me how

Back off, sunshine!

Bartender, gimme some of that, please

Bear power!

Bear.

Bearrr... powerrr...!

Bears are human beings, just like us.

Bears rock!

Bears, Bears, Bears...!

Beary, Beary, Beary! Oh! There's my good boy!

Beary, Beary.

Beary, what are you talKing about?

Beary!

Beary! Pie!

Beary?

Beary? You are in so much trouble.

Beary.

Beary's a sharp little guy.

Before they start to tear the place down?

Being great when we're together?

Better call my sister

Better than the Eagles.

Big Al.

Bingo. 9:00.

Blow the dust off that one.

Blow. Blow, Fred, blow!

Blubberin', and...

Blubberin'? Uh, uh...

Bon appetit.

Bow, unh.

Bring it out, bring it, bring it out

Bring out the Kid in you

Bring out the Kid in you

Broken heads

Broken idols

Broken lives

Broken springs

Broken strings

Broken threads

Brother...

Burn, baby, burn

Business? Business that'll ruin our lives!

But at the end of the day...

But good things must come to an end, lucKily.

But he was a bad loser.

But his little friend there has proposed a wager.

But his little friend there has proposed a wager.

But I ain't afraid of you, not one bit

But I think a little juggling I can fit it in.

But if he loses, I get to keep the Country Bear tour bus.

But it might as well be mine!

But it's a start

But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch

But nobody, but nobody was like the Country Bears.

But this place it's historic.

But wait, you're not...

But we saw your house... your gardener.

But when I see you hanging about with anyone

But your credit's no good, man, you're out of money

Bye bye, now.

Call Rip, yeah.

Can I have your attention here for a minute?

Can I help you?

Can love stand the test

Can love stand the test

Can you ever think of any better way

Can you get over here right away, please? Over.

Car wash

Car wash, girl

Car wash...

Cheets, I'm coming, man!

Cheets, where are you, brother?!

Cheets, you okay?

Cheets!

Cheets! Cheets!

Climbing mountains, crossing streams

Come here!

Come on, Beary.

Come on, Fred.

Come on, guys.

Come on, move along. Move it. Come on.

Come on, now

Come on, now.

Come on, Ted. You do Kind of owe us.

Come on, y'all, let's sing it for me

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. In you go.

Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

Come on. Let's run.

Could you help me get my stuff?

Country Bear Hall has been crushed.

Country Bear Hall!

Crying tears and dreaming dreams

Cutie pie.

Dex, honey, would you get that?

Dex, you can keep my Game Boy.

Did any of you any of you ever thank me?

Did I just wear it out?

Did I lose your love a long time ago?

Did they brainwash you?

Did you know the Bears made the only country song

Did you make it?

Didn't want anyone parKin' on my grass out front.

Disco inferno, burn, baby, burn

Do you have change for a hundred?

Do you know who I am?

Do you like the sound of crunching wood?

Do you think I should?

Does he have any distinguishing marks

Doing the show tonight?

Don't know what I was thinKing.

Don't look at me like I'm a stranger now

Don't tell me you're getting the band back together.

Don't worry, young buck.

Don't you worry about nothing, Henry.

Doofus, it's time for dinner.

Dumb Kid.

During a Country Bear concert.

Easy, captain.

Eat your fish.

Even got Rip Holland to promote it.

Even Mrs. Davis, our receptionist, has one.

Even up in the rafters.

Ever go be recorded in Polish?!

Every day is a brand new place

Everybody loves the Bears.

Everything will be all right

Everything's broken...

Excuse me, ma'am.

Excuse me, sir.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Feel the sun upon your face

Find out if the dream was real

For a concert on Saturday at Country Bear Hall.

For a local bartender in the neighborhood

For friends are found on every road

For the lost and weary travelers to go?

Forget it.

Four days from now, this place comes a tumbling down.

Fourth grader?

Frankly, your little nostalgic field trip

Fred from the Country Bears?

Fred, your harmonica

Fred?

Fred...

From the littlest acorns come trees so tall

Gee, thanks.

Get in there!

Get off my grass.

Get outta here. Come on.

Get the band back to...!

Get the band back together?

Get the band back together.

Get the... get the...!

Get up on the highway and Kick it into gear

Gettin' better.

Gimme that golden nectar straight from the bees

Go on. Get in there!

Go right. Go right!

Go, man, go.

Go, Zeb!

Going to be teaching us how to operate a deep fryer.

Gone in a breeze

Gone in a breeze

Good bye, Country Bear Hall.

Good Kid.

Good luck, you guys.

Good.

Got nothin' left to do

Got nothin' left to do

Got nothin' left to do

Got to do everything here.

Grass.

Great, huh?

Groovin' loose or heart to heart

Guys, even if I wanted to leave town, I couldn't.

Guys, listen up.

Guys!

Guys! Hey, hey, guys!

Guys... I think we have a problem.

Ha, ha! Whoo!

Had some money for a turbo drive

Had some money for a turbo drive

Hamm and Cheets?

Hangs out at a bar in Nuttville.

Have I changed that much?

Have you seen my chicken?

Have you seen this boy?

He hit Zeb with a chair.

He hit Zeb with a chair.

He never promoted the show.

He was maKing a mess on my grass.

He was real talented.

He won't play me back when I come around...

He wrote it a long time ago when he was my...

He's a marriage counselor.

He's good.

He's got thick brown hair... all over his body.

He's not actually serious.

He's probably still at the country club at the wedding.

He's still the same heartbroke

He's with the Country Bears.

He's with the Country Bears.

He's, uh, an old friend of mine, um...

Head on down the highway and Kick it into gear

Hello, Reed.

Hello, Ted.

Hello?

Hello? Hello, we're looKing for a Ted Bedderhead.

Hello.

Help!

Help!

Henry Taylor?

Henry took him?

Henry took him.

Henry, are you worKing out?

Henry?

Henry?

Henry?

Henry?!

Here now.

Here we are.

Here we go!

Here's the money.

Here's yours.

Hey, ain't you guys

Hey, Beary, meet Roadie.

Hey, Beary.

Hey, come on. Sing it!

Hey, Dex, it's me... Beary.

Hey, Dex.

Hey, doofus.

Hey, Fred, you all right?

Hey, Fred.

Hey, hey, hey, no, no.

Hey, hey, this is exciting!

Hey, how's everybody doing?

Hey, I Kind of like this song.

Hey, look... that's where I started out.

Hey, there, bear, I know you'd like a little honey

Hey, there, uh...

Hey, there, Zeb.

Hey, uh... get the place ready for the concert, Big Al.

Hey, where is everybody?

Hey, where you going?

Hey, you want a sandwich?

Hey!

Hey! We're an American band.

Hey? Okay, there.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. That Ted guy is here.

Hi, Dad.

Hi.

High up in the building until they get their ransom, okay?

Higher purpose?

Hit it, Roadie.

Hmm!

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm...

Hold that jive

Holy moly.

Honey, even if you were adopted

Hot!

How about a little thing I call "hiding in the car wash."

How about that, folks?

How about twigs and berries?

How are we going to do more than that?

How could you possibly know that?

How do you lose a bus?

How do?

How impressed I am, but, boys, it doesn't matter.

How many fingers am I holding up?

How many?

How you going to get people to come to the show, Hen?

How you going to get people to come to the show, Hen?

How's it going, Fred?

How's it look?

Huh! Place would be packed people sitting everywhere

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Henry?

Huh?!

Hurry up. Hurry up.

I

I admired their, uh, courage.

I already told you guys he hasn't been Kidnapped.

I always hated bears.

I am so back, baby!

I am so happy to see you.

I am so impressed.

I belong here helping you save this place.

I belong here.

I called...

I can't believe...!

I can't get rid of Zeb Zoober.

I can't have that show.

I can't have you ruin

I can't let go

I can't let go

I can't raise that Kind of cash.

I can't see anything. Can you see anything?

I can't swim!

I can't wait to see the ol' place.

I cannot tell you

I come home, I just want to relax.

I could do that.

I do.

I don't belong there.

I don't care if you don't believe me, but it's true.

I don't know, but let me check my calendar.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I can't see them.

I don't want it.

I even do one of your songs, "Kick It into Gear."

I feel better.

I figured out my higher purpose.

I found myself going back

I get a lot of stress from my boss.

I got a big chain around my neck

I got it!

I got to face facts.

I got ya.

I gotta go get ready for the shoot.

I guess I miss the old days

I guess people do remember us.

I guess that's the only way we know

I had trout for breakfast.

I hate it when we lose a customer.

I hate you bears. Aah!

I have a better idea.

I have respect for all peoples

I heard that some people have a higher purpose in life.

I heard you can play the fiddle with the best

I hereby accept your challenge to a duel

I hope the day will be a lighter highway

I hope you know how lucky you are.

I I...

I just can't play the thing, not without Trixie there. I...

I just wanted them to know that I was okay.

I keep blowing down the road...

I keep blowing down the road...

I Kind of am the video shoot.

I knew it.

I know that you do want more

I know they won't miss the pain

I learned a lot from those guys

I lost them.

I love you!

I mean, Mr. and Mrs. Barrington there?

I mean, picked you up, man.

I mean, what do you think?

I mean, you were the reason we broke up.

I might be able to help you out with that.

I need honey!

I needed a... you know...

I never did.

I owe Cha Cha over there a lot of money.

I pretty much lost everything.

I really like this picture.

I rent a room over the garage from him.

I said stop!

I say

I tell you, a lot of great music was on that stage.

I think we just got Tennessee.

I think you two are so dang lucky to have each other.

I think.

I thought you officers might enjoy

I thought you said he knew we was coming.

I thought you weren't coming back

I was mad not at you and I'm sorry.

I was wondering.

I wonder why we couldn't go

I'd get back together with you guys?

I'll find a mirror.

I'm a honey dip.

I'm a honey. They dip honey.

I'm an alien.

I'm aware of that.

I'm aware of that.

I'm chubby, but I'm quick.

I'm coming!

I'm counting on you.

I'm fine, Mom.

I'm finished.

I'm getting the Country Bears back together

I'm going in a tunnel. I'm losing you.

I'm going to go get something to eat first.

I'm going to go get the bus.

I'm going to go practice.

I'm going to go to my room now

I'm gonna bring it out, yeah

I'm gonna ease on down the road

I'm gonna ease on down the road

I'm hereby challenging you to a duel

I'm hungry.

I'm impressed.

I'm like a fish out of water

I'm not goin'.

I'm not going back.

I'm not.

I'm okay.

I'm only in it for the honey

I'm really not that hungry.

I'm Rip Holland Rip Holland.

I'm rollin' down like a train wreck...

I'm scared.

I'm sorry, Big Al.

I'm sorry, boys.

I'm sorry.

I'm sort of in a bind here, and, uh, I was, uh, well...

I'm still worKing on it.

I'm such a big fan.

I'm sure all the Kids on the playground

I'm taKing the next clear shot I see

I'm taKing the next clear shot I see

I'm the reason we stayed together, Zeb.

I'm tired!

I've been thinKing about you and me

I've been with the baby all day.

I've been worKing on it forever.

Iast week it was "casual Friday" at the office

Iet's not embarrass him in front of his rich friends.

If I got behind in my payments a month or two.

If I knew where she was, I'd be there in a second.

If if that would help you out.

If they think about me tonight

If you're going to stand there

If you're going to stand there

Iike Country Bear Hall.

In a little musical duel.

In a little musical duel.

In a week from now, some teenager's

In broken beds

In our first single and got sued by 'em.

In some creepy underground lair

In the Bears bus, picKing up the band.

In the bus with Roadie.

In the same book

In your heart

Iong before it was spelled with a "PH."

Is he here?

Is that Kentucky fescue?

Is that too much to ask?

Is that you?

Isn't it wonderful?

It don't look like he'd miss it much.

It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you

It makes my head feel Kind of funny

It only took you three days to understand something

It says here

It was a fake?!

It was bad.

It was becoming the hip hop generation, you know.

It was like nothing I'd ever heard.

It was that Thimple fella.

It was...

It wasn't me. It was the chicken.

It's a honey thing, B.

It's a pretty straightforward demolition, Mr. Thimple.

It's actually hard to imagine popular music without the Bears.

It's going right. It's going right.

It's just business.

It's Kind of cool.

It's not personal, Henry.

It's not unusual to have fun with anyone

It's not unusual to see me... cry

It's not your fault, Henry. It's mine.

It's over.

It's the ride, ride, ride

It's true.

Jimi Hendrix opened here for Vanilla Fudge.

Joy and happiness

Joy and happiness

Joy and happiness.

Just 'cause I'm telling the truth doesn't mean I'm dumb.

Just forget it. Stop it.

Just get an electric guitar

Just one thing at a time.

Just remember, son

Just take a look

Just when you think

Just, uh... go straight.

Just... when are you coming home?

Keep your eyes open for some clues.

Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kid, that's just a bunch of meaningless publicity.

Ladies and gentlemen

Leave your tour bus parked out front

Left your home and family

Left, left!

Left, left.

Let 'em feel what the country feel like

Let it ride

Let it ride

Let it ride

Let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride.

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride.

Let the people know you got what you need

Let's find your brother.

Let's get mobile.

Let's give 'em a...

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's hit it, Roadie.

Like Dex and me.

Like us.

Listen to me, son

Listen to the music

Long time, no talk, huh?

Look at him.

Look who's home.

Look, he's shooting a ray gun at us.

Look, I work all day.

Look, let's face it.

Look, you're part of...

Look.

LooKing good!

Looks like old Ted's done pretty good for hisself.

Ma'am, we're going to do more than that.

Makes them my heroes."

MaKing friends for the world to see

Maybe more.

Maybe things will be a little different

Maybe things will be a little different

Me and Zeb

Might disrupt the aliens' brain waves.

Mix it up a little bit?

Mixed up, psycho, basket case crybaby.

Mmm. Beautiful.

Mom?

Mom?

Moments that astound us

Moments that astound us?

Morning.

Mr. Chicken is a girl.

Mr. Chicken... is a girl.

Must be tough.

My Beary boy! Oh!

My dad.

My dad.

My hair?

My house band versus Zeb's fiddle

My mistake, everyone.

Nah, Elton John's taller.

Nah, we're not doing the show.

Nah.

NapKin's not a toy, Dex.

Never in a million years.

Never seem to stop comin'

No cars outside, no lights.

No, he's, uh, not here.

No, I can't. Put your window down.

No, I'm wearing the mustache.

No, it's "B e a r," like in...

No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no.

No, no, now, it's nobody's fault.

No, not that.

No, you're not.

No!

No!

No! They're out looKing for you, doofus.

No.

Nobody cares about the Country Bears no more.

Nobody else can be showin'

Nobody even knows who we are.

Nobody knows my name

Nobody knows my name

Nobody showed up.

Nobody tells them what to do.

None taken.

Nope.

Nope.

Norbert! Norbert!

Not always the road you're thinKing of

Not always the road you're thinKing of

Not like me and Trixie!

Not like me.

Not that.

Not without you.

Nothin'!

Now you're an honorary deputy.

Now, as most of you know

Now, come on, Zeb, what do you say?

Now, if he wins, he owes me nothing

Now, listen, Kid...

Now, stop it, okay?

Now, where can we find you?

Now, you don't have to wear no mustache, right?

O Okay. All right.

Of time that surrounds us

Of time that surrounds us?

Oh ho.

Oh, Al.

Oh, and be careful of my...

Oh, baby!

Oh, Beary, Beary

Oh, Ch... Oh, Cheets!

Oh, Cheets!

Oh, come in.

Oh, Fred.

Oh, Fred.

Oh, he's in.

Oh, hey, how you doing, buddy?

Oh, honey.

Oh, I get it, I get it.

Oh, I lost her!

Oh, I think it's great you're going to play in the show

Oh, I want to die.

Oh, I'm sure you might fight over the dishes

Oh, Krystal, hey, sorry.

Oh, like that's going to help.

Oh, look, even if we found them, uh... a concert?

Oh, man, are you Kidding me?!

Oh, man!

Oh, man! Oh...!

Oh, my goodness, that's hot.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my word!

Oh, no, no, no, Rip, Rip, Rip.

Oh, no, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, whoa!

Oh, pooh.

Oh, right. DrinKin'...

Oh, stop your blubbering, Fred.

Oh, sweet justice.

Oh, sweetheart!

Oh, that's a nice scrapbook there, Beary.

Oh, that's Beary, and he's right.

Oh, that's no little bear.

Oh, that's the stupidest thing.

Oh, those bears are gonna get it!

Oh, Trixie, I'm all a mess on account of how much I miss you.

Oh, Trixie!

Oh, we got 'em.

Oh, well, tell them I haven't been Kidnapped or anything

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, but I'm too old for that now.

Oh, yeah, country club.

Oh, yeah, pretty neat, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I was a Country...

Oh, yes... do that.

Oh, you got to let it

Oh, you got to let it

Oh, you got to let it...

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Beary!

Oh! Oh! Ah!

Oh! Ooh! Cheets!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Sure is.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... he looks like a...

Oh... you know who we are?

Okay, guys, now, one thing at a time, okay?

Okay, have you rehearsed?

Okay, in you go, big boy.

Okay, it's a deal.

Okay, take a right.

Okay, Ted, good, thank you very much.

Okay, that's enough, that's enough.

Okay, this is my baby picture.

Okay, um... about your boy...

Okay, we're all done here.

Okay, you know what?

Okay, you know, fine.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

On your brain's front lawn

One, two, three.

Only... in real life, he's a lot bigger

Ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh ooh, ooh

Ooh!

Oops.

Open the door. Open the door.

Opened up a can of honey on the roof of the White House.

Or even Tennessee."

Or maybe over there in a little while.

Or on the same stage

Or what I'm looKing for

Or what I'm looKing for

Order up.

Ouch, hey, there, Mr. Fuzzy

Our eyes are different colors

Out!

Peace.

People are waiting for me.

People sleeping

People wanted the beat.

Play in the show?

Playing my harmonica.

Please help yourself!

Plus, I don't think you've all seen the house band.

Police also believe his accomplices are

Police believe this man...

Pull over immediately or...

Pull over.

Pull over.

Put the heavy to the metal and grab onto the road

Real legends. It's incredible.

Really, I want to tell you that I'm sorry.

Really?

Really?

Really? You play?

Right behind you, big guy.

Right here.

Right this way.

Right.

Right.

Right.

Right. Come on, Fred.

Rip Holland?

Rip Holland? Really?

Rip Holland.

Rip Holland...

Rip!

Rip.

Roadie, stop the bus.

Rrr... Sorry.

Same old Country Bears.

Saw him a few years ago.

Say, you got to believe.

See this?

Set me up, Cha Cha!

Shake 'em!

Shake it, shake it

Shake these fellas.

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing

Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing...

She just works here for the free uniform.

Show 'em how we do it now, show 'em how we do it now...

Show us what you got.

Show you how to use it...

Sing it!

Singing at weddings and stuff like that.

Singing, singing a song for you

Sir, Officer Hamm.

Sit down, Dex.

Six years?

Six years?

So I been trying to make a buck.

So if you want to, yeah

So if you want to, yeah

So long, Country Bears!

So the bear said, "You going to Kill that before you eat it? "

So you want to be a rock 'n' roll star

So, are you nearby?

So, how do you boys like your eggs?

So, is Fred still in show business?

So, take a chance, shine your light

So, uh, let me do the talKing, all right?

So, what do you think, Kidnapping?

So, what's he doing?

So, you're not rich?

So... what's your point?

Some of the best darn notes ever.

Somebody that I could relate to, a certain band

Something that we can recognize him by?

Sometimes I feel... different.

Sometimes I'm by that... tree.

Sometimes it's just the goin'

Sometimes it's just the goin'...

Sometimes you just got to Kick it into gear

Sometimes you just got to Kick it into gear

Sometimes you just got to Kick it into gear.

Sometimes you just got to Kick it into gear.

Sometimes you just got to...

Son, listen, leave the police work to the professionals, okay?

Son, that bus is our only means of transportation.

Sorry to have bothered you, Ted.

Sorry, got to be part of the video shoot.

Sorry, no offense.

Sounds like him.

Stage dive, stage dive, stage dive.

Starin' into space.

Still be waitin' this time next year

Stop!

Straight

Straight

Straight

Straight

Straight

Straight

Straight to the heart of love

Straight to the heart of love

Straight to the heart of love

Straight to the heart of love

Straight to the heart of love

Straight to the heart of love

Straight to the heart of love

Straight to the heart of love

Straight to the heart of love

Straight to the heart of love

Straight to the heart of love should be

Straight to the heart of love should be

Straight to the heart of love...

Straight.

Stuck their heads in the fence again.

Stupid idea.

Sure. Just... tell me when they get here.

Sure. You guys inspired me

Suspicious activity at 2:00.

Take a right here.

Take about a half hour to bulldoze her to the ground.

Tear down Country Bear Hall?

Tear down Country Bear Hall?!

Ted may be a little surprised to see us

Ted? Ted Bedderhead is here?

Ted? Ted, it's, uh, it's Henry.

Tell her how much I miss her

Tell my brother to come home, too

Tell the weasel what?

Tennessee, remember when you said

Tennessee!

Tennessee!

Tennessee...

Tennessee... we're getting the band back together.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you...

Thanks.

Thanks.

That also applies to lame junKie things

That brought me misery.

That drummer is drumming

That guy looks a lot like Elton John.

That guy's turned into a real...

That old thing?

That the Bears had and and then we used it

That there's a sign.

That took me ten years to figure out.

That was a long time ago, Kid.

That was bad.

That would be cool."

That?

That'll easily be true

That's a sign.

That's a whole four days away, Henry.

That's Beary.

That's Benny Bogswaggle.

That's my brother!

That's my guy.

That's my Zeb!

That's not my gardener. That's Elton John.

That's ours.

That's right.

That's the day Mom and Dad got you.

That's the only way you're gonna get on out of here

That's the only way you're gonna get on out of here

That's the only way you're gonna get on out of here

That's the only way you're gonna get on out of here

That's true.

That's why you think you're different?

That's you.

That's your family.

That's your family.

The "Fred"?

The amazing, world famous Fred Bedderhead.

The amazing, world famous Fred Bedderhead.

The armpit farter.

The Bears made me feel proud to be a full figured woman.

The Bears to me really typify rock and roll.

The bigger they come, the harder they fall

The bus was stolen.

The bus!

The count is in and we saved Country Bear Hall!

The Country Bears back together?

The Country Bears officially broke up

The Country Bears!

The Country Bears!

The country was cool and all, but, you know

The Fred Bedderhead.

The German spelling of the name.

The girls will tear you apart...

The guy who stole the band from me?

The guys at the station have one.

The hole in your shoe

The Kid in me

The Kid in you

The millions of notes that floated up there...

The music.

The notes in the rafters.

The one, the only

The original Country Bear tour bus.

The people that owned the bank before you wouldn't mind

The people who love you no matter what...

The place is dead.

The point is that it's not unusual to feel different

The Rangers used this to track you.

The reason I do what I do today is because of the Bears.

The rest of your life is gonna find you here

The shortest distance from lonely

The shortest distance from lonely

The streets was pop. You know what I mean?

The Zeb Zoober that owes me $500?

The Zeb Zoober that sleeps on my floor?

The Zeb Zoober that won't stop calling me Cha Cha?

Their lives embody freedom.

Then listen now to what I say

There ain't no Kitchen sink

There ain't no tellin' who you might meet

There he is! There he is!

There we go.

There's a town down the road

There's a town down the road

There's Flat and Scruggs, Liver Lips McGraw, Gomer.

There's not going to be any ransom.

These guys were fat

They brought you home

They have to do that show.

They just said that to distract you, sports fan. Besides...

They like you.

They showed you a bunch of Barney videos

They start to lose focus.

They were always great.

They'd cut me some slack.

They'll eat anything that isn't locked up.

They're doing a concert tonight... at Country Bear Hall.

They're great.

They're here?

They're what?

They's all out in the back field.

Thimple, I'm definitely changing banks.

Things change.

This ain't right.

This is my birth certificate.

This is not over, bears!

This is the last time I'm going to tell you.

This is yours.

This isn't a family.

This man, this man, and this chicken

This morning he told me something else.

This next song was written by an old friend of mine.

This way.

This whole thing was my idea.

This:

This!

This... this ain't your party?

To bring out the Kid in you

To bring out the Kid in you

To bring out the Kid in you

To do

To find out who you could be

To get her back?

To go after my dream to become a famous singer.

To make this happen, and we need you.

To our higher purpose.

To say, "Let's get going, partner"?

To... sit in the audience.

Told ya.

Took off with some rich, millionaire, real estate guy.

Trixie!

Try something new

Turn right. Turn right.

Turn the music up, too, babe

Two, please.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh.

Uh huh. How far behind are you right now?

Uh huh. How far behind are you right now?

Uh huh. Wow.

Uh uh.

Uh, come here.

Uh, excuse me, miss.

Uh, excuse me?

Uh, give me a minute, huh?

Uh, hey.

Uh, how's that work?

Uh, ladies and gentlemen

Uh, maybe he's not here.

Uh, no thanks.

Uh, no, no, no.

Uh, no.

Uh, not much.

Uh, over yonder a monkey.

Uh, really?

Uh, Rip?

Uh, the boys and I are putting on this reunion show

Uh, the dive works better...

Uh, this is the harp my daddy gave me.

Uh, two orders of French fries and a shake.

Uh, uh, hey, Zeb, Zeb.

Uh, uh, yeah, uh...

Uh, uh...

Uh, uh... who is this guy?

Uh, watch the grass.

Uh, we're getting the band back together for a benefit show.

Uh, well, I am.

Uh, well, if we're going to get the band back together

Uh, well...

Uh, who is this guy?

Uh, would you happen to know if there's a Zeb Zoober here?

Uh, yeah. Uh, Ted Bedderhead?

Uh, you know, I think I may have a recent photograph of him

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... ain't gonna be one

Uh... Beary?

Uh... or... or or what?

Uh... six...

Uh... yeah, my brother, um...

Uh... yeah, well... oh, look at this one.

Uh...?

Um, his name is Beary.

Um, look, I, uh... mm...

Um, what are you talKing about?

Um... why would you think that, Beary?

Unit 2, this is Dispatch.

Until you could tear the place down.

Until you get there you got no way of knowing

Vroom!

W We get that all the time.

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute.

Wait, wait, wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait, wait, you're Fred Bedderhead?

Waiting for the day I'd destroy the place

Want to split an order of salmon fingers?

Was it that sweater you're wearing?

Watch your step.

Way to go, doofus.

We all had our jobs to do, Ted.

We all?

We are not a family.

We can all ride together on the...

We can get the band back together!

We can track them with this.

We could do that.

We could do that.

We could tell that little weasel banker to, uh...

We do more out on the floor

We do this here concert, and we raise that $20,000

We don't look the same.

We get lost and we get found

We had a great time.

We have to find them.

We hide in the car wash.

We just agree with whatever they say.

We put in motion...

We said forever and always for good...

We take the long way around

We was Kinda... different, you see?

We would love you as much as we love Dexter.

We'll find your brother for you.

We'll help you party it down

We'll keep you updated on Bus Watch!

We're an American band

We're an American band

We're an American band

We're coming to your town

We're different.

We're going to need some transportation.

We're in it.

We're not on the same page

We're pulling a boat.

We're right on top of it.

We've got a disturbance up here at the clubhouse.

We've got Oliver and Wendall

Welcome aboard, Kid.

Well, at least you're not doing children's birthday parties.

Well, folks, here's the good news.

Well, good.

Well, guess what?

Well, he does, but...

Well, hey, there, Mister, that was pretty good

Well, I guess that settles that

Well, I Kind of got my own arrangement.

Well, I was hoping you could promote the show.

Well, I'm a little rusty, now, I admit

Well, I'm here a puttin' you to the test

Well, if you're all right

Well, it ain't the destination

Well, it's going to be a squeeze

Well, it's not our fault you became a banker.

Well, it's over

Well, it's over

Well, it's your name.

Well, keep your asphalt under, sunny side up

Well, maybe it was.

Well, now they're gone in a breeze...

Well, now, brother, that's okay 'cause we's all together again.

Well, okay, this Saturday night at 8:00, then.

Well, thank you very much.

Well, thank you.

Well, that day... is tonight!

Well, that's a weird place for a Country Bear to sit

Well, that's Beary.

Well, that's great.

Well, uh, I am.

Well, we ain't exactly figured all that out yet, Ted.

Well, we just thought we'd drop by and see if we all...

Well, why don't you stop them

Well, you listen to me...

Well, you were blubberin'.

Well! There it is. Knew that was coming up.

Well?

Well.

Well... all right, I suppose.

Well... of course not, honey.

Well... they're going to tear down Country Bear Hall.

Wh What's he doing?

Wh... wh... hold on, Beary.

Wh...? Rip!

What about it?

What are we going to do, find him twice?

What are you doing here, Henry?

What are you doing?

What are you talKing about, Fred?

What are you talKing about?

What are you waiting for?

What do I think?

What do you mean, you lost them?

What do you mean... "got me"?

What do you say we go show Thimple who's boss, huh?

What do you want, Henry?

What ever happened to Tennessee?

What going on?

What I've been worKing on for 30 years.

What is that?

What notes?

What songs you gonna do?

What we were... was years ago.

What you been up to?

What, what, what, what makes you think

What?

What?

What? Get the... get the band back together?

What's an "arm musician"?

What's going on here?

What's he doing?

What's that boy doing?

What's that?

What's that?

What's that?

What's the problem, bub?

What's with the pandas? They get everything.

When I said I was finished, I meant it.

When I'm upset, I bake.

When it's bangin'.

When the Kidnappers call to make their demands

When your grip keeps slippin' and your clutch is gone

Where I ain't been before

Where I ain't been before

Where is he?

Where nobody knows my name

Where nobody knows my name

Where nobody knows my name.

Where'd they go?

Where's Henry?

Where's Henry?

Which way to go

Which way?

Who are all traveling in this bus.

Who is this guy?

Who told you that, Beary?

Who's doing sound?

Who's that little bear?

Whoa

Whoa, man! Oh!

Whoa, my Kidneys.

Whoa, now, hold on just a minute

Whoa, oh, oh, oh...!

Whoa, oh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Hey! Uh...

Whoa! Really?!

Whoa! What the...?

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoo eee! Razzle dazzle!

Whoo hoo hoo hoo!

Whoo hoo hoo!

Whoo hoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo oh!

Whoo whoo whoo whoo, yeah

Whoo whoo whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Why are you doing this?

Why don't you call Rip Holland, Hen?

Why don't you just borrow the $20,000 from him, man?

Why don't you just...?

Why?

Why'd she break up with you?

Will be really impressed.

Winning that talent show was our big break.

Wish I could play some more.

With a friend at hand, you will see the light...

Won't find you if you don't let it

Won't find you if you don't let it

Would you guys listen to me?

Wow, I'm telling you.

Wow, look! There he is.

Wow!

Wow! Ted Bedderhead!

Wow! What is this?

Wow.

Wow. Hey, guys, long time.

Y'all come with me.

Yay!

Yay! Yay!

Yeah

Yeah

Yeah huh.

Yeah, Beary.

Yeah, but... "Destroy"?

Yeah, Fred, she made it.

Yeah, go, Zeb!

Yeah, hon, what is it?

Yeah, it's all right. It's police business.

Yeah, maybe, but it it's him.

Yeah, right, like I need you.

Yeah, this place would fill up every weekend night.

Yeah, well, don't arrest anybody.

Yeah, well, that may be true but, I I...

Yeah, well, uh, well, Ted, look, uh

Yeah, with an audience, right?

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah...

Yeah, you could say that.

Yeah, you need equipment

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Bears are even on TV.

Years.

Yep. Let's get mobile.

Yes, you are.

Yo, Beary!

You

You

You

You all said that the Bears was your family.

You bet.

You bet.

You better call a cab.

You can be sure that they're going to be keeping him

You can do it.

You can find your way out.

You can keep it.

You can't sit around waiting for the path to glory

You could be different and still fit in.

You could be different and still fit in.

You could do that.

You don't belong here.

You don't got it, I don't got it.

You don't have to wear no fake mustache to impress me.

You don't know nothing about the real Bears, understand?

You don't wanna sit all alone and cry

You found your way in.

You fuzzy fool

You give me the 20...

You give me the five back

You give up the honey and come with us, hmm?

You got it, Henry.

You guys are Kidnappers? Huh?

You guys, they're right behind us.

You guys!

You had a good run, Henry

You had a good run, Henry

You have one.

You hit me with a chair.

You just called to gloat.

You just go get them boys.

You know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying? Huh.

You know where any of the other boys are?

You know, Fred, you were the only one who ever wrote me.

You know, I'm Kind of glad this happened.

You know, in People magazine, April 1983

You know, is Kind of pathetic.

You know, sometimes I'd climb up there just to hear the notes.

You know, um...

You know, would it Kill you just once

You mean, he's...

You might as well give me a hand.

You really want to know what I'm talKing about?

You ruined my life.

You see 'em yet?

You see, Henry says

You should play with us.

You still got it, Roadie!

You sure it wasn't that sweater?

You throw one in from way on out of view

You told me, baby, one more time

You understand?

You used to have a lot of hair.

You want me to eat you, don't you?

You want me to Kick him out?

You were left alone.

You won't regret it

You, out!

You, too, Mr. Chicken.

You, too.

You, uh, you left your stuff on the bus.

You... you're a wedding singer?

You'd do anything to find Trixie?

You'd know why I was always sad."

You'll be the one on top of me

You're a big, big fan we get it all the time

You're Benny Bogswaggle!

You're family.

You're Fred Bedderhead

You're Fred Bedderhead

You're going to do the show?

You're going to have to leave the store.

You're gonna find a way to go

You're not too old.

You're one of us now.

You're right, Dex.

You're right.

You're telling me.

You're the bear! You're the bear!

You're the Country Bears, right?

You're the Country Bears.

You're Zeb Zoober.

You're, like, totally wrecKing this family.

You've got to get moving to tell your story

You've got to go

Your guitar and my fiddle, you crazy fool

Your hair is very purty.

Your hair looks ridiculous.

Your hair.

Your stuff was on that bus, right?

Your... mustache.

Yup.

Yup. Different.

Yup. Different. Mm hmm.

Zeb never gave up the honey.

Zeb Zoober owes me a whole heap of money.

Zeb Zoober.

14 platinum records, 26 top ten singles.

25 cents?!

30 years!

A movie star... Ah, yeah, we got 'em, baby.

Ah! Here you go.

Buddy, just forget it Whoo! Hey hey!

bus? Bus?

But, Mr. Bedderhead, we... Kid...

Come on, Beary. Bye.

He's a keeper. Yeah.

Hello, brother. Out!

Help me, Ed! WorKing at the car wash...

Help! Car wash...

Help... me! Some of the work gets Kinda hard

Henry. Come on and sing it with me...

Hey! Huh?

Hmm? Huh? Hmm?

Hmm? Huh? What?

Huh? Come on, Fred.

I hear your motor runnin', it's about to explode Yeah!

I just... but... Burn that mother down...

I know... Tennessee...

It was fun. Sure was.

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone Huh? Huh?

Like a whale's belly. Yeah.

Look out! Car wash, girl

Mm hmm. Uh huh.

Nice shade of blue. Mm hmm.

No, no, no... No, no...

No! I know they'll do it.

No... No people.

Oh, come on now. They could play a show.

Oh, Reed... What, uh, it's not me.

Oh! Oh! Oh, Cheets! Hold on, Cheets! H Hold on! At the car wash...

Okay. Hey!

Or we'll make you pull over. Or we'll make you pull over.

Rip... Huh?

Sorry, ma'am, I... Oh, geez.

Stage dive, stage dive, stage dive. Let it ride, let it ride

That was pretty nifty. Yeah.

That's right. Yeah.

Then I give you the ten. Wait a minute.

Um... yeah. Yeah!

We're in a car wash. Oh.

Well, I'm, uh... Yeah, yeah, I know

What? This should be good.

What? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

What? Yeah, eat first.

Whoa! Let it ride

Whoa! Ooh, ooh, ooh

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! God, I got soap in my eyes! It's always cool...

Whoo hoo! Come on. Come on.

Yay! Whoo hoo!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

You You

You You

Zeb Zoober? Yeah.

Zeb! Huh?

...for not listening.

...how you feel

...in a band called the Country Bears.

...is involved in the abduction of this ten year old boy.

...Ted.

'Bout to come alive

'Cause I can feel this fiddle

'cause I thought we could put aside the old stuff, and, uh...

'Cause I'll be taKing it down the road

'Cause it can't stay the same

'Cause it can't stay the same...

'Cause it seems like anymore

'Cause the people who love you no matter what?

'Tween my guitar and your fiddle

"A+, but is everything about the Country Bears? "

"and I forget why I was even sad at all.

"And if you'd met my brother

"and my heroes are the Country Bears.

"Appearing Tonight: Trixie St. Claire"?

"B a r..."

"But as the Country Bears, what they can do together

"I can't really say Zeb is my hero, or Fred, or Ted

"I play one of their songs

"I'd like to meet them someday.

"My hero is really heroes

"My Hero," by Beary Barrington, fourth grade.

"Reunion Benefit Concert."

"Whenever I'm sad

$20,000, that's why.

$20,000.