The Country Bears Edit

A big turn!

A cat in a tree

A certain amount of honey, they...

A gas credit card and a giant coffee cup

A little nibble of something.

A panda!

A sign.

A sweet, innocent Kid you jerks beat

Aah!

Aah...!

After an absence of many years

After the '91 Hibernation Tour.

Ah, but even if I could play, who'd come?

Ah, look, here's the money I got.

Ah! That noise!

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ain't no use jivin'

Ain't no use joKin'

All right, it's time to lose these guys.

All right, Zeb.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All the love in the world

All these years, I haven't been able to face you guys.

All those years back.

All your stuff?

Am I adopted?

And all bears.

And all the love in the world

And and sampling some of the bass lines

And boy... did I feel different!

And did you know that nobody cares?

And didn't you invent the stage dive?

And every mistake is a break but only if you get it

And every mistake is a break but only if you get it

And fight for what they believed in.

And he has freckles, and I don't.

And how this love was meant to be

And I guess I forgot and I wore a tie.

And I'm glad we didn't get them, you know, during wintertime.

And I'm okay.

And in a week or two, if you make the charts

And like a family...

And not all... tiny and flat like that.

And Officer Cheets.

And save Country Bear Hall.

And since that day, I've been plotting my revenge

And take some time and learn how to play

And tell Beary to come down for some pie.

And that thing you wrote in your journal about us

And that was why I was so sad to see them break up.

And that's real nice, young man, but, uh, we got to run.

And the Bears they just did it for me, you know?

And the keys under the mat

And their ability to go out

And their tenacity.

And they pretended you were their son.

And tickets and promotion and... everything.

And we can do it with a concert to raise the money.

And where you're coming from is where you're going

And you don't even know if it's the right thing to do

And you still won't play with us?

And you're going.

And you're not even sure of where you're goin' to

And you're tired of spinning your wheels

And, uh, at Country Bear Hall

And, uh, I'm going to stay there till I'm 18.

And... those differences always lead us

Apple of my eye is humming

Are Mom and Dad, uh...

Are you all right? Did they hurt you?

Are you going to find him?

Are you serious?

At all that time you used up

At Bear Hall this Saturday night.

At Country Bear Hall

At Country Bear Hall.

At least you're going to be together.

At the car wash...

Aw, Beary left his stuff.

Aw, Ted, you don't gotta lie to us.

Ba da da da da

Ba da da da da

Ba da da da da...

Baby, I don't know...

Baby, tell me how

Back off, sunshine!

Bartender, gimme some of that, please

Bear power!

Bear.

Bearrr... powerrr...!

Bears are human beings, just like us.

Bears rock!

Bears, Bears, Bears...!

Beary, Beary, Beary! Oh! There's my good boy!

Beary, Beary.

Beary, what are you talKing about?

Beary!

Beary! Pie!

Beary?

Beary? You are in so much trouble.

Beary.

Beary's a sharp little guy.

Before they start to tear the place down?

Being great when we're together?

Better call my sister

Better than the Eagles.

Big Al.

Bingo. 9:00.

Blow the dust off that one.

Blow. Blow, Fred, blow!

Blubberin', and...

Blubberin'? Uh, uh...

Bon appetit.

Bow, unh.

Bring it out, bring it, bring it out

Bring out the Kid in you

Bring out the Kid in you

Broken heads

Broken idols

Broken lives

Broken springs

Broken strings

Broken threads

Brother...

Burn, baby, burn

Business? Business that'll ruin our lives!

But at the end of the day...

But good things must come to an end, lucKily.

But he was a bad loser.

But his little friend there has proposed a wager.

But his little friend there has proposed a wager.

But I ain't afraid of you, not one bit

But I think a little juggling I can fit it in.

But if he loses, I get to keep the Country Bear tour bus.

But it might as well be mine!

But it's a start

But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch

But nobody, but nobody was like the Country Bears.

But this place it's historic.

But wait, you're not...

But we saw your house... your gardener.

But when I see you hanging about with anyone

But your credit's no good, man, you're out of money

Bye bye, now.

Call Rip, yeah.

Can I have your attention here for a minute?

Can I help you?

Can love stand the test

Can love stand the test

Can you ever think of any better way

Can you get over here right away, please? Over.

Car wash

Car wash, girl

Car wash...

Cheets, I'm coming, man!

Cheets, where are you, brother?!

Cheets, you okay?

Cheets!

Cheets! Cheets!

Climbing mountains, crossing streams

Come here!

Come on, Beary.

Come on, Fred.

Come on, guys.

Come on, move along. Move it. Come on.

Come on, now

Come on, now.

Come on, Ted. You do Kind of owe us.

Come on, y'all, let's sing it for me

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. In you go.

Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

Come on. Let's run.

Could you help me get my stuff?

Country Bear Hall has been crushed.

Country Bear Hall!

Crying tears and dreaming dreams

Cutie pie.

Dex, honey, would you get that?

Dex, you can keep my Game Boy.

Did any of you any of you ever thank me?

Did I just wear it out?

Did I lose your love a long time ago?

Did they brainwash you?

Did you know the Bears made the only country song

Did you make it?

Didn't want anyone parKin' on my grass out front.

Disco inferno, burn, baby, burn

Do you have change for a hundred?

Do you know who I am?

Do you like the sound of crunching wood?

Do you think I should?

Does he have any distinguishing marks

Doing the show tonight?

Don't know what I was thinKing.

Don't look at me like I'm a stranger now

Don't tell me you're getting the band back together.

Don't worry, young buck.

Don't you worry about nothing, Henry.

Doofus, it's time for dinner.

Dumb Kid.

During a Country Bear concert.

Easy, captain.

Eat your fish.

Even got Rip Holland to promote it.

Even Mrs. Davis, our receptionist, has one.

Even up in the rafters.

Ever go be recorded in Polish?!

Every day is a brand new place

Everybody loves the Bears.

Everything will be all right

Everything's broken...

Excuse me, ma'am.

Excuse me, sir.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Feel the sun upon your face

Find out if the dream was real

For a concert on Saturday at Country Bear Hall.

For a local bartender in the neighborhood

For friends are found on every road

For the lost and weary travelers to go?

Forget it.

Four days from now, this place comes a tumbling down.

Fourth grader?

Frankly, your little nostalgic field trip

Fred from the Country Bears?

Fred, your harmonica

Fred?

Fred...

From the littlest acorns come trees so tall

Gee, thanks.

Get in there!

Get off my grass.

Get outta here. Come on.

Get the band back to...!

Get the band back together?

Get the band back together.

Get the... get the...!

Get up on the highway and Kick it into gear

Gettin' better.

Gimme that golden nectar straight from the bees

Go on. Get in there!

Go right. Go right!

Go, man, go.

Go, Zeb!

Going to be teaching us how to operate a deep fryer.

Gone in a breeze

Gone in a breeze

Good bye, Country Bear Hall.

Good Kid.

Good luck, you guys.

Good.

Got nothin' left to do

Got nothin' left to do

Got nothin' left to do

Got to do everything here.

Grass.

Great, huh?

Groovin' loose or heart to heart

Guys, even if I wanted to leave town, I couldn't.

Guys, listen up.

Guys!

Guys! Hey, hey, guys!

Guys... I think we have a problem.

Ha, ha! Whoo!

Had some money for a turbo drive

Had some money for a turbo drive

Hamm and Cheets?

Hangs out at a bar in Nuttville.

Have I changed that much?

Have you seen my chicken?

Have you seen this boy?

He hit Zeb with a chair.

He hit Zeb with a chair.

He never promoted the show.

He was maKing a mess on my grass.

He was real talented.

He won't play me back when I come around...

He wrote it a long time ago when he was my...

He's a marriage counselor.

He's good.

He's got thick brown hair... all over his body.

He's not actually serious.

He's probably still at the country club at the wedding.

He's still the same heartbroke

He's with the Country Bears.

He's with the Country Bears.

He's, uh, an old friend of mine, um...

Head on down the highway and Kick it into gear

Hello, Reed.

Hello, Ted.

Hello?

Hello? Hello, we're looKing for a Ted Bedderhead.

Hello.

Help!

Help!

Henry Taylor?

Henry took him?

Henry took him.

Henry, are you worKing out?

Henry?

Henry?

Henry?

Henry?!

Here now.

Here we are.

Here we go!

Here's the money.

Here's yours.

Hey, ain't you guys

Hey, Beary, meet Roadie.

Hey, Beary.

Hey, come on. Sing it!

Hey, Dex, it's me... Beary.

Hey, Dex.

Hey, doofus.

Hey, Fred, you all right?

Hey, Fred.

Hey, hey, hey, no, no.

Hey, hey, this is exciting!

Hey, how's everybody doing?

Hey, I Kind of like this song.

Hey, look... that's where I started out.

Hey, there, bear, I know you'd like a little honey

Hey, there, uh...

Hey, there, Zeb.

Hey, uh... get the place ready for the concert, Big Al.

Hey, where is everybody?

Hey, where you going?

Hey, you want a sandwich?

Hey!

Hey! We're an American band.

Hey? Okay, there.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. That Ted guy is here.

Hi, Dad.

Hi.

High up in the building until they get their ransom, okay?

Higher purpose?

Hit it, Roadie.

Hmm!

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm...

Hold that jive

Holy moly.

Honey, even if you were adopted

Hot!

How about a little thing I call "hiding in the car wash."

How about that, folks?

How about twigs and berries?

How are we going to do more than that?

How could you possibly know that?

How do you lose a bus?

How do?

How impressed I am, but, boys, it doesn't matter.

How many fingers am I holding up?

How many?

How you going to get people to come to the show, Hen?

How you going to get people to come to the show, Hen?

How's it going, Fred?

How's it look?

Huh! Place would be packed people sitting everywhere

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? Henry?

Huh?!

Hurry up. Hurry up.

I

I admired their, uh, courage.

I already told you guys he hasn't been Kidnapped.

I always hated bears.

I am so back, baby!

I am so happy to see you.

I am so impressed.

I belong here helping you save this place.

I belong here.

I called...

I can't believe...!

I can't get rid of Zeb Zoober.

I can't have that show.

I can't have you ruin

I can't let go

I can't let go

I can't raise that Kind of cash.

I can't see anything. Can you see anything?

I can't swim!

I can't wait to see the ol' place.

I cannot tell you

I come home, I just want to relax.

I could do that.

I do.

I don't belong there.

I don't care if you don't believe me, but it's true.

I don't know, but let me check my calendar.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I can't see them.

I don't want it.

I even do one of your songs, "Kick It into Gear."

I feel better.

I figured out my higher purpose.

I found myself going back

I get a lot of stress from my boss.

I got a big chain around my neck

I got it!

I got to face facts.

I got ya.

I gotta go get ready for the shoot.

I guess I miss the old days

I guess people do remember us.

I guess that's the only way we know

I had trout for breakfast.

I hate it when we lose a customer.

I hate you bears. Aah!

I have a better idea.

I have respect for all peoples

I heard that some people have a higher purpose in life.

I heard you can play the fiddle with the best

I hereby accept your challenge to a duel

I hope the day will be a lighter highway

I hope you know how lucky you are.

I I...

I just can't play the thing, not without Trixie there. I...

I just wanted them to know that I was okay.

I keep blowing down the road...

I keep blowing down the road...

I Kind of am the video shoot.

I knew it.

I know that you do want more

I know they won't miss the pain

I learned a lot from those guys

I lost them.

I love you!

I mean, Mr. and Mrs. Barrington there?

I mean, picked you up, man.

I mean, what do you think?

I mean, you were the reason we broke up.

I might be able to help you out with that.

I need honey!

I needed a... you know...

I never did.

I owe Cha Cha over there a lot of money.

I pretty much lost everything.

I really like this picture.

I rent a room over the garage from him.

I said stop!

I say

I tell you, a lot of great music was on that stage.

I think we just got Tennessee.

I think you two are so dang lucky to have each other.

I think.

I thought you officers might enjoy

I thought you said he knew we was coming.

I thought you weren't coming back

I was mad not at you and I'm sorry.

I was wondering.

I wonder why we couldn't go

I'd get back together with you guys?

I'll find a mirror.

I'm a honey dip.

I'm a honey. They dip honey.

I'm an alien.

I'm aware of that.

I'm aware of that.

I'm chubby, but I'm quick.

I'm coming!

I'm counting on you.

I'm fine, Mom.

I'm finished.

I'm getting the Country Bears back together

I'm going in a tunnel. I'm losing you.

I'm going to go get something to eat first.

I'm going to go get the bus.

I'm going to go practice.

I'm going to go to my room now

I'm gonna bring it out, yeah

I'm gonna ease on down the road

I'm gonna ease on down the road

I'm hereby challenging you to a duel

I'm hungry.

I'm impressed.

I'm like a fish out of water

I'm not goin'.

I'm not going back.

I'm not.

I'm okay.

I'm only in it for the honey

I'm really not that hungry.

I'm Rip Holland Rip Holland.

I'm rollin' down like a train wreck...

I'm scared.

I'm sorry, Big Al.

I'm sorry, boys.

I'm sorry.

I'm sort of in a bind here, and, uh, I was, uh, well...

I'm still worKing on it.

I'm such a big fan.

I'm sure all the Kids on the playground

I'm taKing the next clear shot I see

I'm taKing the next clear shot I see

I'm the reason we stayed together, Zeb.

I'm tired!

I've been thinKing about you and me

I've been with the baby all day.

I've been worKing on it forever.

Iast week it was "casual Friday" at the office

Iet's not embarrass him in front of his rich friends.

If I got behind in my payments a month or two.

If I knew where she was, I'd be there in a second.

If if that would help you out.

If they think about me tonight

If you're going to stand there

If you're going to stand there

Iike Country Bear Hall.

In a little musical duel.

In a little musical duel.

In a week from now, some teenager's

In broken beds

In our first single and got sued by 'em.

In some creepy underground lair

In the Bears bus, picKing up the band.

In the bus with Roadie.

In the same book

In your heart

Iong before it was spelled with a "PH."

Is he here?

Is that Kentucky fescue?

Is that too much to ask?

Is that you?

Isn't it wonderful?

It don't look like he'd miss it much.

It gives me great pleasure to introduce to you

It makes my head feel Kind of funny

It only took you three days to understand something

It says here

It was a fake?!

It was bad.

It was becoming the hip hop generation, you know.

It was like nothing I'd ever heard.

It was that Thimple fella.

It was...

It wasn't me. It was the chicken.

It's a honey thing, B.

It's a pretty straightforward demolition, Mr. Thimple.

It's actually hard to imagine popular music without the Bears.

It's going right. It's going right.

It's just business.

It's Kind of cool.

It's not personal, Henry.

It's not unusual to have fun with anyone

It's not unusual to see me... cry

It's not your fault, Henry. It's mine.

It's over.

It's the ride, ride, ride

It's true.

Jimi Hendrix opened here for Vanilla Fudge.

Joy and happiness

Joy and happiness

Joy and happiness.

Just 'cause I'm telling the truth doesn't mean I'm dumb.

Just forget it. Stop it.

Just get an electric guitar

Just one thing at a time.

Just remember, son

Just take a look

Just when you think

Just, uh... go straight.

Just... when are you coming home?

Keep your eyes open for some clues.

Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kick it into gear, Kick it into gear

Kid, that's just a bunch of meaningless publicity.

Ladies and gentlemen

Leave your tour bus parked out front

Left your home and family

Left, left!

Left, left.

Let 'em feel what the country feel like

Let it ride

Let it ride

Let it ride

Let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride.

Let it ride, let it ride, let it ride.

Let the people know you got what you need

Let's find your brother.

Let's get mobile.

Let's give 'em a...

Let's go!

Let's go.

Let's hit it, Roadie.

Like Dex and me.

Like us.

Listen to me, son

Listen to the music

Long time, no talk, huh?

Look at him.

Look who's home.

Look, he's shooting a ray gun at us.

Look, I work all day.

Look, let's face it.

Look, you're part of...

Look.

LooKing good!

Looks like old Ted's done pretty good for hisself.

Ma'am, we're going to do more than that.

Makes them my heroes."

MaKing friends for the world to see

Maybe more.

Maybe things will be a little different

Maybe things will be a little different

Me and Zeb

Might disrupt the aliens' brain waves.

Mix it up a little bit?

Mixed up, psycho, basket case crybaby.

Mmm. Beautiful.

Mom?

Mom?

Moments that astound us

Moments that astound us?

Morning.

Mr. Chicken is a girl.

Mr. Chicken... is a girl.

Must be tough.

My Beary boy! Oh!

My dad.

My dad.

My hair?

My house band versus Zeb's fiddle

My mistake, everyone.

Nah, Elton John's taller.

Nah, we're not doing the show.

Nah.

NapKin's not a toy, Dex.

Never in a million years.

Never seem to stop comin'

No cars outside, no lights.

No, he's, uh, not here.

No, I can't. Put your window down.

No, I'm wearing the mustache.

No, it's "B e a r," like in...

No, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no.

No, no, now, it's nobody's fault.

No, not that.

No, you're not.

No!

No!

No! They're out looKing for you, doofus.

No.

Nobody cares about the Country Bears no more.

Nobody else can be showin'

Nobody even knows who we are.

Nobody knows my name

Nobody knows my name

Nobody showed up.

Nobody tells them what to do.

None taken.

Nope.

Nope.

Norbert! Norbert!

Not always the road you're thinKing of

Not always the road you're thinKing of

Not like me and Trixie!

Not like me.

Not that.

Not without you.

Nothin'!

Now you're an honorary deputy.

Now, as most of you know

Now, come on, Zeb, what do you say?

Now, if he wins, he owes me nothing

Now, listen, Kid...

Now, stop it, okay?

Now, where can we find you?

Now, you don't have to wear no mustache, right?

O Okay. All right.

Of time that surrounds us

Of time that surrounds us?

Oh ho.

Oh, Al.

Oh, and be careful of my...

Oh, baby!

Oh, Beary, Beary

Oh, Ch... Oh, Cheets!

Oh, Cheets!

Oh, come in.

Oh, Fred.

Oh, Fred.

Oh, he's in.

Oh, hey, how you doing, buddy?

Oh, honey.

Oh, I get it, I get it.

Oh, I lost her!

Oh, I think it's great you're going to play in the show

Oh, I want to die.

Oh, I'm sure you might fight over the dishes

Oh, Krystal, hey, sorry.

Oh, like that's going to help.

Oh, look, even if we found them, uh... a concert?

Oh, man, are you Kidding me?!

Oh, man!

Oh, man! Oh...!

Oh, my goodness, that's hot.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my word!

Oh, no, no, no, Rip, Rip, Rip.

Oh, no, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, whoa!

Oh, pooh.

Oh, right. DrinKin'...

Oh, stop your blubbering, Fred.

Oh, sweet justice.

Oh, sweetheart!