💬 Cats & Dogs

A flying dog.

A key agent working the Brody case has been catnapped.

A little story for me, perhaps?

A new Puppy!

Agent Doom Machine. You see that?

Ah, yes. Thereby breaking the bond between a boy and his dog.

All right, agent, let's meet the team.

All right, break it up.

All right, Dad!

All right, you got me. Ow!

All right!

All right! into the hole!

Although he is safe, we must replace him as soon as possible.

Although playing pet for that old man upstairs is key to my scheme...

Am scray!

An evil cat named Shen Akh Akumon made them build pyramids, monuments.

And breed.

And do me a favor. Tell Butch lvy's back in town.

And put them down.

And the right to a dog attorney.

And this Tinkles, he is jerk. He talk too much and shed all over.

And this...

And we're going to keep him. Yes, we are.

And you could go to the bathroom wherever you want.

And you were right about me.

And you're going to come home with me.

Another dog told him it was a bomb.

Another dog?

Anyway, I am sure we'll get into the basement lab just fine. Right, guys?

Are we early? Nobody around.

Are you mutants? I read this comic book

Are you there? It's Peek.

Around.

As for you, Brody herd...

Assemble the delegates.

Aw!

Back from your adventure so soon, Scooby Doofus?

Bad dog!

Bad dog.

Bad. Bad talking cat.

Banzai!

Be all you can be!

Be careful, kid.

Because it's already in every home in the world!

Behind you!

Being fresh from the academy, he's current on the new techniques, right?

Belly rub!

Boom boom!

Boomerang!

Brake!

Brake! Hit the brake!

Bring it here. Find the ball.

Bring that ball! Bring that ball back!

Buddy, we're home.

Buddy!

Bug activated.

Bulbous. It's a breakthrough. If l can only find...

But cats, they're another story.

But if you make it, think of all the places you'll see.

But in reality, they were ruled by them.

But l was framed! That cat Wait up.

But l've nothing to hide.

But remember how happy we were when we found Buddy?

But such a mammoth plot requires brothers in arms.

But they did bug the phone.

But this is for....

But, Mom, Buddy may still come back.

But....

Butch : "This is where you are to enact my fiendish plan.

Butch : Ancient Egypt.

Butch : Bringing up history...

Butch : Call in a clean up crew.

Butch : Full scans every 20 minutes. Roger that.

Butch : Get him, Lou!

Butch : He would've made a great agent.

Butch : Hey, kid.

Butch : I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Butch : It's over, Tinkles!

Butch : Look out, kid!

Butch : Nah.

Butch : Peek, show yourself.

Butch : Peek's early warning.

Butch : So first things first. Kid, pay attention.

Butch : Surrender, you're finished!

Butch : That's how our outfit got started.

Butch : You're finished, Fluffy!

Butch, you there? Lou's in trouble at the pier!

Butch!

Butch! We did it!

Butch.

CALlCO: Brake!

CALlCO: Coming out. ls she gone?

CALlCO: Keep the hairdo. lt's slimming.

CALlCO: That's what l was thinking.

CALlCO: We gonna get away with this? MR. TlNKLES: Watch me.

CALlCO: Where'd you get licensed?

Calm down, Buddy. lt's just me.

Calm down, honey. Calm down.

Can l show you something?

Can we go? Please, can we go?

Can't let them near that. Now, come on.

Can't you drive, you imbecile? Don't make me come up there

CARTOON DOG: Well? Hand it over.

CAT ASSISTANT: Here, boss.

CAT FOREMAN: Faster. I thought you were union!

Cat person.

CAT: How about Storm? Storm.

Cats rule, cats rule

Cats rule.

Chili dog! Chili dog!

Clean up on aisle 7.

Come here, Lou.

Come on over here.

Come on, guys.

Come on, honey!

Come on, kid, give them the haymaker!

Come on, Lou, wake up.

Come on, Lou! Come on, bring me the ball.

Come on, Lou.

Come on!

Come on! Go get it! Come on!

Come on! You can't catch me! Try and get it.

COMPUTER: 1 5 4 7, negative. Non reactive.

COMPUTER: Negative. Non reactive.

Cool!

Cool.

Dad, it's an exhibition game.

Dander. Standard composition.

Dark Cloud? Is that what l'm calling my plan?

Darn it! Don't be scared!

DECOY OWNERS: Tiger, what are you doing?

Delegates, it's time. Family or formula?

Delegates, please! Order!

Delegates. Delegates, please! Order!

Did Genghis Khan wear a bonnet? Attila the Hun? No.

Did the Puppy fall for my clever trap?

Did you forget we're trying to take over the world?!

Did you see me? Right, left and right and left

DISPATCH: We got a calico on the corner of Center and Main....

Dock 1 4. Hurry!

DOCTOR: Fantastic. Send it and we'll verify it.

Does that make you happy, Mr. Mason? Are you happy now?

Doggies, why not come out and play?

Dogs must die!

Dogs rule!

Dogs rule.

Dogs. Where are they?

Don't be scared, Scotty. Everything will be okay.

Don't eat her.

Don't get scared. Don't get scared.

Don't tell anyone. Butch won't like it. He gets mad about that stuff.

Don't they ever quit?

Don't touch it!

Don't you want to do something exciting? Like be a police dog!

Donkey kick!

Down, Clucky! That's one angry chicken.

Eat this after you read it so no one will find it."

Effective immediately, you are all fired.

Enter the sewers and with the maps in appendix B...

Evil does not wear a bonnet!

Excellent. So the Puppy is dead. Now we can move on to

Failure is not an option.

Farmer : These are the cutest beagles you've ever seen.

FEMALE HQ ANNOUNCER 1 : 282nd Airborne Chihuahuas, report to your briefing.

FEMALE HQ ANNOUNCER 2: Personnel are required to curb themselves.

First you have to have a bath.

Flee across the world!

Foolish Puppy.

For Canine News Network, this is Wolf Blitzer.

For God's sake, don't forget to wag those tails!

For l have chosen a comrade that can invade every home in the world.

For now. But it won't matter. You see, I've

FOREMAN: Attention, employees.

FOREMAN: Factory employees, congratulations.

Forgive me for not teaching him the finer points of scratching.

Freeze, cat.

Front and center, agents!

Gas it up! Step on it.

Gas!

Get it, Lou! Come on!

Get off the brake!

Get off this patio, get back to the barn...

Get out of the road!

Get out, get out, get out! Out, you animal!

Get your butt off my face, Tinkles!

Go forth and infect everyone!

Go home now. Do not ask why. You have only yourself to blame.

Go, go, go! l'll be cheering for you!

Go! Let's go, ladies!

Going someplace?

Good boy.

Good job with the boomerang. You're acting like an agent.

Good morning, human guard. Let us in. That is all.

Granted.

Grenade, pick, dynamite, squeaky mouse and this.

Guess what I made for you!

Guilty.

Ha ha! Success!

Ha!

Hang on. Good dog.

Hang on. Okay.

He came back!

He got a condo in Boca. Lucky dog.

He is adorable.

He is your son.

He said tryouts for the girls' team are on Monday.

He took the research.

He treated them like they were his litter box.

He was catnapped. Wasn't on top of his game, so he had to retire.

He wore a furry hat. Maybe a black bonnet? Yes. Huh? No? Okay.

He's a pro wrestler. That name's taken.

He's a Puppy. He doesn't know what he's getting into.

He's got it all. Radar, sonar, thermo imaging, odor matrixing...

He's still got his you know whats!

He's taking Buddy's place in the hot seat.

Hello, dog Oh, good.

Hello, my puny minded dog faced opponents.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello? Here, kitty, kitty.

Hello. Out of my way.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Here, kitty.

Here, little kitty, kitty.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Lou.

Hey, Sam.

Hey, that's good.

Hey! Everything go okay at HQ?

Hey! I'm so clever.

Hey! It's you. Where have you been?

Hey! Stop!

History 1 01 :

Hm?

Hm.

Hmm.

Hmph.

Hmph. Piece ofjunk American door.

Hold on, kid.

Hold on. Mom's back.

Hold onto your tail, kid!

Holy Chihuahua.

Honey, honey.

How can I gloat gleefully when you drive like a chimpanzee?!

How did you find us?

How do you always find me? Tell me.

How many dogs does it take to overthrow mankind?

How much do I owe? I'm sorry. Didn't catch it.

Huh?

Human!

Humans can get a little emotional. You'll get used to it. Come on.

Humans think it says ancient people worshiped cats.

Hurry! The bomb!

I bet he's making a new family just as happy right now.

I cannot believe l do this job for half price.

I changed my mind. Call me the Claw of Ling Chow!

I did it.

I didn't mean to.

I don't get it.

I don't have time for this.

I don't have time.

I give up. Please don't hurt me.

I got a bonus for the guy....

I got him.

I have a bat.

I have a mitt, and l'm not afraid to use it.

I have a package for you.

I have a surprise for you.

I have a treat for you. Here, kitty, kitty

I have an ingenious test to perform.

I have the ball now! You can't get it from me!

I know. I know. I'm sorry.

I know. Why don't you name him?

I leave you two young things together.

I like your spirit, but do me a favor and stand back.

I may look cute and cuddly...

I must have order!

I need not remind you that the future of man and dog alike...

I need some equipment, guys.

I said buy a real gun!

I stink, but I'm not nervous.

I stunk. Worse than stunk.

I think not, baby Puppy. It is you who is in trouble.

I thought they would let my family go.

I want adventure. Not wait to be taken to some boring house.

I was in the middle I had a breakthrough.

I was thinking "Total Annihilation."

I was told it was an agent's job to protect people.

I will make all of humanity violently allergic to your kind.

I will tell you nothing!

I'll call you back.

I'll get the fence.

I'll get you some water. Not you, Dave. l'll be there soon.

I'll play later. I promise.

I'll race you across the yard! What's the matter? Too slow?

I'll scratch that for you!

I'll squeeze you like a tick!

I'll take you to him.

I'm a one dog army.

I'm a secret agent.

I'm an agent.

I'm coming, Butch!

I'm glad you liked it.

I'm going to backtrack using a delta approach in three...

I'm gonna talk to him.

I'm just going to have to teach you how to behave.

I'm king of the world!

I'm on to you. You're in trouble.

I'm picking up a faint signal. Maybe it's a glitch. You better check it.

I'm so fast, l can't see myself.

I'm sorry, hon. I know it's been a month.

I'm sure you've wondered...

I've been looking everywhere for you. Where have you been?

I've got you now.

I've seen better hustle on a dashboard Chihuahua.

I've seized the formula, and in hours, l'll reverse it...

If l'm going to be a secret agent, I should have a better name.

If they show their faces, you know what to do.

If you are chosen, you will be briefed on arrival. Are you ready?

If you refuse, well, they will be put to sleep!

If you refuse, well, they will be put to sleep.

If you want to see them alive again...

In fact, kick him when you get home. That is all.

In just hours, every human in the world will be allergic to dogs.

Is he saying that because he needs me to reassure him?

Is that boy always grumpy? They should switch his food.

Is that what happened to you?

Is this about my work?

It is l!

It was an accident. I was playing with the dog The door was open!

It'll send me out the window and on the way to freedom!

It's Wha

It's a dog, Mom.

It's about guarding that lab. Nothing else.

It's about time.

It's an experiment gone awry. You're turning blue!

It's big. If no one's allergic to dogs, we'll have the advantage.

It's Mr. Tinkles time, Mr. Mason.

It's not my place to say. But a person really hurt him once.

It's your hair, Sam. Blow up.

Ivy, go find Peek and Sam. I've got to find Lou.

Ivy, now!

IVY: Bath time!

Jogger : Hi, Carolyn. Morning.

Just do as l say.

Just one stupid Puppy.

Just try to remember your training.

Keep your eye on the ball.

Kid, keep up the good work. Remember to stay away from the boy.

Kid, look over there.

Kid, we did it.

Kid?

Kid.

Kid...

Last night your mother and I had a conversation...

Leader : Gentlemen, a few moments ago I received word of the gravest nature.

LEADER: Order! Order, please.

Left! Right paw! Again!

Lesson two. We protect and work for them.

Let me see.

Let's go!

Let's hear it. Woof woof.

Let's move it! Top secret operation! Into the hole! Double time!

Let's see. Let's see.

Let's start. Here's the skinny: Your new master's a scientist...

Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world.

Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power...

Ling Chow this!

Lock her in the closet. We must remain on schedule. Our day has come!

Look at him. And your father does need him for work.

Look at the kitty. Oh, yeah.

Look here. A Christmas tree.

Look how good you're being. Look how good

Look how much she likes you. Dave, l've run into a bit of a snag.

Look what we made for you!

Look who it is. l got you.

Look, he's flying.

Look, kid. I'm sorry it played out like this...

Loser.

Lou : And you're my best friend too.

Lou : Butch will kill me.

Lou : Cats.

Lou : Gross.

Lou : Oh, my God!

Lou, the hatch. Close the hatch.

Lou!

Lou?

Lou? Lou!

Lou.

Lou. Lou, it's Peek.

Lower the cage!

Ls this on? Closer! Turn the camera over! Where did you come from?

MALE HQ ANNOUNCER 1 : Canine transport loading at platform 2.

MALE HQ ANNOUNCER 2: Spaying and neutering reversals on level 3.

Man : Howdy. Over here!

Maybe Burma. Yeah.

Maybe we can look at the glass as half full.

Mice!

Mice! The unlikeliest of allies.

Miss Challenged, sorry, but you gotta leave.

Missed.

Molecular structure resolved. Allergy formula complete.

Mom, Dad, he's alive!

Mom, Dad, he's alive! Come quick!

Mom, Dad! Check it out! I won free tickets to a game tonight.

MOUSE: He ate Gary!

Mr. Mason will be so pleased to see you.

Mr. Mason. What a surprise, sir.

Mr. Tinkles : This can't be happening.

Mr. Tinkles, remember to wash behind the ears!

Mr. Tinkles!

Mr. Tinkles!!!

MR. TlNKLES: Attention

MR. TlNKLES: Come here. l got a Milk Bone for you.

MR. TlNKLES: Dark Storm, yes.

MR. TlNKLES: I have a plane to catch.

MR. TlNKLES: Open the sewer hatch!

MR. TlNKLES: Recognize these humans?

MR. TlNKLES: So you brought the research.

MR. TlNKLES: Those fleabags must be running for the hills.

Mrs. Brody : Scotty, get the door. Don't drop the eggs.

MRS. BRODY: Come on, we have to go. Can you talk too?

MRS. BRODY: I'll get you.

MRS. BRODY: Look at the little kitty.

MRS. BRODY: ls this the right place? PROF.: Where are the tailgaters?

MRS. BRODY: Nervous about the tryouts? No.

MRS. BRODY: Scotty!

MRS. BRODY: Scotty? Yeah?

My beautiful pie.

My captive audience...

My God. Get the best doggone agent you can in there. Go!

My plan has come full circle!

My work.

Nein! Lives are at stake. We cannot deem them expendable.

Never mind. Sorry. Here goes.

Never mind. The Puppy won't survive the night. Send in the ninjas.

Next time he talks to you, tilt your head and perk your ears.

Next time remember the gravy.

Nice dress.

Nice work. Sit this one out.

Nice! You're getting good.

NINJA 1 : Sorry!

No playing in the good living room.

No, he's not.

No, I think not, Sophie. Those days are through.

No, no, I

No, wait.

No, you're calling it....

No! Help! Let me out!

No! Lou!

No! Wait!

None of you have a tale to tell?

Normal. Proboscis viscosity....

Not good!

Not too acid, not too alkaline. All right, immune response.

Now he has his.

Now the final crushing.

Now then, delegates. It's time to vote.

Now you can look just like me.

Now you're going to have to live with me and my sisters!

Now, a little protein synthesis and an electrostatic....

Now, l have a job to do.

Now, let's see.

Now, the next phase of my plan.

Now, we can push the big button. Hang on! Yeehaw!

Now, where was I? Oh, yes.

Of course, sir.

Of course.

Oh, Caroline Wait. Where'd she go? In or out? ln or out?

Oh, forget it. See you puppies later.

Oh, goody!

Oh, hello, Mr. Sinister Serum.

Oh, look. See?

Oh, man, it's locked.

Oh, my

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my! A talking cat?

Oh, no, not again.

Oh, no! Bogey in the wire.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Ow.

Oh, they're alive.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me see.

Oh, yeah. Sure, sure.

Oh!

Oh! l forgot your bow.

Oh! Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Guess it didn't go so well, huh? What did the coach say?

Oh. Lou. Sorry.

Oh. Wait. So l wouldn't stay here.

Okay, here's the plan:

Okay, here's the plan.

Okay. How about "Loser"?

Okay. l'll go look.

Okay. Yeah, okay.

Once again, we find ourselves threatened...

One hundred million dogs have placed their destiny...

One will take his place as the Brodys' pet...

Ooh, yeah. 1 409 Maple Terrace.

Open your World Domination pamphlets and l'll show you.

Or a Russian space dog! Or sample the great bones of Europe!

Or Denmark. What was her name?

Or Pasadena.

Ouch!

Our team is red hot Your team ain't doodly squat

Out of my way.

Over here.

Ow!

Ow! Attention, human worker.

Ow! That's what I like to do.

Peek : Bogey in the wire.

Peek : Guys! SAM: Come on, man!

Peek : Nice catch.

Peek : Ten seconds.

Peek : The bomb. The bomb! Butch : Kid, I'm going for the bomb.

Peek : The bomb. You got 45 seconds. l said we're on it.

Peek : The dresser's coming down.

Peek : Watch it, fellas! He's coming in!

Peek : West east. On her way to the corner.

Peek : You have the right to SAM: You have the right...

Peek : You need anger management.

Peek? Hello? Peek?

Pharmaceutical company? I'm afraid you misunderstand me.

Phone.

Please, no Frisbee!

Poor Butch.

Probably just a squirrel. I'll let Butch know.

PROF . BRODY: Tomorrow morning, then. MR. TlNKLES: Unacceptable.

PROF. BRODY: Doctor, the cure for dog allergies? Success. Done.

Professor Brody : He's got it! He's got it!

Professor Brody : Here we are. I said l'd get us here.

Professor Brody : I'll be right there. Ow!

Professor Brody : Who kidnapped us, Uruguay or Chad?

Professor's done, I filed my report and....

Project Dark Cloud will go without a hitch.

Puppy 1 : l'll bite your ear. Puppy 2 : Get off me!

Puppy 3: I don't think this is a good idea.

Puppy 3: That's my eye you're poking.

Put your head forward.

Putting a happy face on things. Interesting philosophy.

Raising anchors. We're go for launch.

Recognize these humans?

Remember to scoop your poop.

Remember, they're a primitive species. Can't sense earthquakes, smell fear.

Request permission to pant heavily, sir.

Research is trying to place it. Ring any bells?

Retinal response....

Right now, replacements are flying in from London.

Right. The dark gray one! Oh, no.

ROCKET CONTROLLER: Nav systems. Butch : Check.

ROCKET CONTROLLER: Velocity at 625 feet per second.

Roll over!

Roll over! Sit! Lie down!

Run!

Run! Come on, kid. Hurry!

Sam, Peek, seal the chimney.

SAM: Come on! Hurry! The bomb!

SAM: Hey, Lou. Peek : Human!

SAM: Look out. Code 4. Peek : Quick, smell my butt.

SAM: lt's a calico. Should I take him? Negative. Me and the kid got it.

SAM: There's a bomb at the lab door. Butch : We're on it.

Sample 1 5 4 6, negative. Non reactive.

Scary, isn't it?

Scat.

Scott : Good boy.

Scott : He's fine!

Scott : Hey, Dad! Boils.

Scott : Hurry, buckle up! We don't want to be late!

Scott : l hope Mbuto plays. He's the best one legged forward ever.

Scott : Lou?

Scotty? Have you seen this little Tryouts!

See how happy you make him? You make his heart go "boop."

See these hieroglyphics?

Seems clear.

Serum sample 1 5 4 8...

Serum sample 1 5 4 9...

Show yourself. You can't hide forever.

Sir! Mr. Mason.

Sit!

So tell me, one of you...

So the dogs, being man's best friend, rose up.

So....

Soccer.

Sometimes a cat gets too big for his coat and tries to take over.

Sometimes mad is a way of hiding...

Son of my mom!

SOPHlE: Mr. Mason, I have someone to see you.

Start over.

Stay away from the kid.

Stealth poop.

Step aside. Coming through. Out of the way. Clear the area.

Steve, crowd control.

Still the camera!

Stop with the agent stuff. Okay?

Stop!

Stop. I need to crush you.

Stop. Please don't pull on the duct tape!

Straight line! Ears up! Don't make me muzzle you! Want a chew toy?

Sure, "An agent focuses only on the mission.

Take him. l'll go for the bomb.

Take this!

Tell them to wash with a loofah sponge. Kidding.

Testing, testing. You've reached headquarters. Please log in.

That carpet is Uzbekistani. Ten thousand thread count.

That don't make your behind a rocket.

That smell. A feline essence

That steamer was bigger than me.

That would've been a short assignment.

That'll make us first in line for chili dogs.

That's a good boy. He's just a poor little lost kitty.

That's a good doggy. Paws up!

That's enough mice to feed an army.

That's excellent!

That's good!

That's it. The Christmas tree from the note.

That's my biscuit.

That's right, Mr. Tinkles. You have been a very bad kitty.

That's right. Fired!

That's the one!

The big button. You don't just press the big button.

The Brodys have the best garbage.

The clock is ticking. We've a small margin for error.

The jelly is out of the donut.

The ninjas failed. Failure is unacceptable.

The people just forgot?

The stakes are high. We have everything to lose.

The vial! The green one!

Then "Doom Machine" it is.

Then l was just playing....

Then they go to college...

There you are, Mr. Tinkles.

There.

There's a good Puppy. Hello!

There's no time. He stays. End of discussion. Out.

Therefore, in accordance with Plan Delta...

They can't even take responsibility for their own farts.

They sound perfect from what you said.

They're eating out of my paw. How's things?

They're so cute.

They've really changed in size...

This can't be happening. I want them eliminated!

This factory has been accident free for 45 minutes.

This here is just plain fun.

This is a minor setback.

This is it, kid. Welcome to HQ.

This is my last job. Deliver this tape, and l'm off to Jamaica.

This is what they get to eat? What a gyp.

This is your employer, Mr. Mason.

This isn't about code names, boys or friends.

This isn't NASCAR!

This was your predecessor: Agent 1 364, AKA Buddy.

This week's been amazing. l beat up a kitten, I'm on wet food....

Thousands of you covered in dog allergy.

Tomorrow, you will send in the Russian.

Tonight, he's wearing something very special for you.

Total covert operation. Got to be like a Stealth.

Tough guy.

Turn over.

Turn the page.

Uh oh.

Um, oh Me?

Under the moon? Before a mission?

Unless you have a dog. Then blame him.

Vid phone, research archive database, cipher charts, Snausages.

Wait, wait.

Wait. Lou.

Wait. Where's Lou?!

Wake up.

Want to help me practice?

Watch out, cat. I couldn't even see it.

We can't get anything else out of him.

We cannot give up the formula. Sacrifice the Brody family.

We did it.

We have always been man's best friend. Even you know that.

We must act now or the work will be out of reach.

We must keep cats from the lab till the formula's done.

We only have a few days.

We pumped a few things from his stomach. Pretty standard:

We saved them like you said. You were right.

We suspect that a rogue feline is involved in a conspiracy...

We tolerate that stupid baby talk crap.

We'll call you Lou.

Well, l guess you're kind of cute.

Well, l'm coming to your soccer tryout this afternoon.

Weren't you paying attention?

Wha ah, doggie!

What about "Man's best friend"? History 1 01 .

What about your father?

What are you looking at?

What do they know? I work hard, bring home the Meow Mix.

What do we got?

What dumb name did the bipeds saddle you with? Spot? Fifi? Rover?

What is that? Is that a hairball?

What the heck are they up to?

What?

What? Dogs!

What? Hm?

What? Yes, it's on. Because the red light's blinking.

What?! No gravy?

What's going on? Hello? Where'd you go?

What's next?

What's that?

What's the matter, Large Marge? Cat got your tongue?

What's up?

When I rule the Earth, you will be the first...

When this job ends, you've a spot at the academy.

When you're all despised by those you protect...

Where am i?

Where am l?

Where are you?

Where is my family?!

Where's that ? There. l got it. This won't hurt a bit.

Where's that coming from?

Whew!

Who it is that possesses the intellect to win...

Who left the window open?

Whoa!

Whoa! Oh, no!

Whoa.

Whoa. Hey. Where you going? Could you do that again?

Will someone please shut her up?!

With humans back on top, we took our natural place at their side.

WOLF BLITZER: A disturbance occurred at a top secret allergy research lab.

Woo hoo! Yeah!

Work quickly. Only seven months until Christmas.

World, here l come!

Wow. He really does stink.

Yeah, l know. But he's not mad.

Yeah, we kick butt

Yeah!

Yep, it's the Cat Tracker 2000.

Yes, sir!

Yes, that's me. Not an evil cat bent on taking over the world.

Yes!

Yes?

Yes. Perfect.

Yes. Reassure him.

You always give up too easy, Butch.

You are clear for EVA.

You are not an agent, but you are going to help us.

You call yourself Squicky the Space Dog for all l care.

You could play Frisbee and hide and seek.

You don't have to.

You don't want to be late for school.

You doomed the human race forever. There's nothing to do.

You fight like a poodle.

You go where they need you.

You got cocky. You think this is a game?

You have nothing to fear but mousetraps...

You have until midnight to comply.

You have your own kid to play with. Don't take it for granted.

You heard her, boys. Focus on the mission.

You know this one? I got you! Oh, l just missed you.

You never complained when your belly was scratched.

You owe me five smoked pig ears.

You promised me a pro! I get a Puppy!

You pulled it off. Good work.

You think you have won? Remote detonator!

You want to sit down?

You! Tell me, is the game afoot?

You'd call me Lamb Chop and blush...

You'll have to show the house without me. Oh, hang on.

You'll see what l'm talking about.

You're a stinky kitty.

You're all asking:

You're from one of those multinational, corporate, profit mongering...

You're gonna blame my family for what some boy did to you?

You're lucky you're so cute.

You're my best friend.

You're not a loser, are you?

You're not a loser, Lou.

You're small for an agent. Shouldn't you be having fun?

You're still standing. You okay?

You're the most wonderful, bright, charming, good looking...

You're to replace him and keep the cats away from the formula.

You're too late, Puppy.

Your mom made me think that....

Your pretty bow.

Yuck!

1 6 pounds of Monterey Jack...

ser.

will stow away on planes and boats...

...allergic to dogs. What?!

...and Scott says l'm his best friend. Terrific.

...but we had tests to run. Who's that? Who are you?

...how sad you are. What? Why would he be sad?

...to remain silent. Anything you say can be used....

A beautiful sight. You said we wouldn't talk again.

A Russian Blue. And a number 2 in sector 3.

Absolutely. Uh huh. See?

And she's out. And she's out.

Any questions? Just one, sir.

Anything weird, call us. Yes, sir!

Australia! Yeah!

Because I hate you. No. No!

Boo! Oh!

Boys, l want you to meet Lou. Hey, Louie.

Can l change my answer? ls the Puppy alive or not?

Can l get you anything? Sushi and cream. Close the door.

Closing fast. l can't see. There's a fog.

Cold nose! Go!

Come on, Scotty! Scott : Come on! Quickly!

Come on. Please!

Control here. We've got a serious problem.

Cool. What? lt's standard equipment.

Dad. ...negative. Non reactive.

Do you know what that means? Oh, who? Me?

Doom Machine. Hey, guys.

For defensive purposes, of course. Oh.

From Russia with love. Uh oh.

Gas! MR. TlNKLES: What are you doing?

Get off me, furball! Fight!

Go on. Take a bite. Oh, my.

GPS. Check.

Great. Want to play some ball? No, I gotta get back to work.

Guys! Oh, yeah, absolutely.

Hang on, Butch! Huh?

Hello, Professor Brody. Who are you?

Hello. No charge for you!

Here I come. Really?

Hey, what's this? Heel!

Hey! Hey.

Hey! What ?!

Hi, sweetheart. Hey.

Hide! Quickly!

Hold it. They can't do this.

Hold on a second, kid. No!

How are you feeling? None of your business.

How did this happen? He slipped through.

Huh? Sorry about the wait...

Humans! Retreat with honor.

I could eat you with a spoon! SiSTER 3: I can't take it!

Jeez. Sorry.

l am just hours away from Whoa!

l am your rock! Caroline, sh! Please.

l can tell you're trying to be brave. Mom

l can't believe this guy. When l pull this rope...

l forgot. l had a breakthrough l know you're busy....

l get to be a real agent like you? Well, you can try.

l have to go. l said to go before we left.

l heard the news. How's Lou? l told him not to get attached.

l thought l was a stray too long. Stray? Cool.

l'm not scared, Mom. lt's all right. Only natural.

l'm so sorry. You should just go to school.

l've never met a stray. l prefer "domestically challenged."

Lou, go get it. That's a triple.

Lou! Oh.

Lou! What? What? Where?

Lou. God forbid.

Love you. l love you too.

ls she gone? l don't see her.

ls that what l think it is? What?

lt's okay to be nervous. l'm not nervous.

Maybe your dad could help you. l'm pretty sure he stinks too.

Morning, Mr. Clark. Morning, Hunter.

Morning, sir. Nice hat.

Mr. Mason! Move. Back to work.

My orders are clear. I can't Orders?

Nice outfit. Come here. Okay.

No! Wait. Wait! WOLF BLITZER: Just minutes ago...

Not again. What is it this time?

Not really. Are you mad? Yes! I am mad!

Now l have a reason. Spare me the lecture.

Oh ho! Oh, boy!

Oh, boy, l can't watch. This ought to be good.

Oh, Buddy! Oh! Buddy!

Oh, good. Cool. Cool. Cool.

Oh, my God! Take it back.

Oh! Hey! Ooh! Ooh!

Out of my way. No lunch for you. Mr. Mason!

Over here, Sam. Oh!

Partners! Don't wet the paper yet.

Peek, fall in. Roger that.

Please, l really want to go. Come on. Yeah.

Poor kid. Yeah.

Puppy, fetch. Huh?

Put me down, hairball! l just want a hug!

Right, boss. You got it, skip.

Sam, trim your bangs. Sorry.

Sam, what's your 20? SAM: 1/1 8 of a klick east.

See you, Dad. See you.

Shoot. What's ancient Egypt?

Sir, yes, sir! Good luck, men.

Sir. Get a life.

Sir. Get the door.

Six. Deal.

Soccer. l'm in the middle

Soccer. No, thank you. I must get

Somebody go look. You go.

Start with ancient Egypt. We've seen that 5 billion times.

Stay here. Why?

Stupid cat! That'll get his attention.

That's Peek. Peek?

That's right. l'm a secret agent. An agent?

That's what I was thinking. What use can l have for this?!

That's why my family didn't love me." We all have sob stories.

The birds have left the nest. Peek : Go again.

The book says cut the red wire. We're dogs. We're colorblind!

There's room on that list for you. No, I mean it.

They tricked me. They took the formula?

They're for your dad's experiments. Okay, Mom.

They're my family! Enough!

Things were terrible. This is the best part.

Time for bed. TV off. Five minutes. Seven.

Try this again. Athletic.

Uruguay versus Chad. You never entered a contest.

Wait! Can l say something first? Kid, quiet!

Was that a compliment? He never compliments me.

We'll be okay. Mom, really, l'm okay.

We're gonna save them, right? This is over our heads.

What Serum sample 1 5 4 3...

What are you saying? The family has gone.

What do I do? Bite them.

What is it with you? Me? What's with you?

What will we do? "We"?

What? That is so great.

What? What is it?

What's he doing? ...the sack falls on the pitchfork.

What's he doing? Kid!

What's in that? My quote unquote master's fake snow...

What's this? Get off me. Okay.

What's wrong with a family loving you? Free food, a warm place to sleep.

Where are you? Quickly!

Where you going? HQ ain't training how they used to.

Where? 47 B.

Who exactly are you? Name's Butch.

Why is the game afoot? l mean, no.

Yeah, I am. Okay.

You bug of an imbecile Mr. Tinkles!

You calling headquarters? No, we're going there.

You distract him. Why me?

You got him? No.

You should've fought for me! What good would it do?

You wanted adventure? Sir, yes, sir!

You wanted excitement? Sir, yes, sir!

You wanted to help. RUSSlAN KITTY: Come on! Come on!

You won't believe it. A breakthrough. All right!

You! Go assemble the troops. Yes, sir.

You're still alive. Yep. All five limbs.

... regarding Mr. Brody's research to the 9th Street Pier at midnight.

...a little protein synthesis and an electrostatic charge...

...about the identity of who it is that'll defeat you.

...about you and me and my big project.

...and color.

...and dump you with an old lady who can't throw a ball!

...and guard their home from cat invasion.

...and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name!

...and the continent of Australia!

...and, well, me.

...boy in the whole wide world.

...bring the formula and all notes...

...but inside, granite!

...but it's over. We're shut down.

...by the great cat menace.

...cats will overthrow the humans and you'll be given your reward:

...depends on the success of this mission.

...get a better pitchfork.

...gift! What?!

...giving me the power to make humans...

...in a dramatic late night session, the council voted to sacrifice the Brodys...

...in this chess game of wits and might.

...infecting every human, while the rest

...is barking up the wrong tree. I'll say this once:

...is the dog out of the way?

...is the perfect medium for carrying...

...is where my genius truly comes to pass.

...it'll sustain the compound....

...l cannot stand this humiliation any longer. Am I clear?

...l have a very...

...negative. Non reactive.

...on my list.

...pharmaceutical companies stealing

...positive. Pro reactive.

...regarding Mr. Brody's research to the 9th Street Pier at midnight.

...shall we play a little game, young Brody? Excuse me.

...squarely in our paws.

...that made me think that maybe...

...they're impressed with you. They wanted me to give you this.

...to conquer the world!

...to destroy all we dogs have worked so hard to achieve.

...to detect a non residential cat from three blocks away.

...to infect the world. With the dogs gone...

...to safeguard humanity against the cat threat forever.

...trained to replace our catnapped comrade.

...two...one.

...very special...

...we have an elite team of agents...

...whenever I called you Liver Snap.

...working on a cure for dog allergies.

...you and l should talk...

...you will be cast out, leaving me to lead cats in a glorious revolution...

...you'll cross the nation. Half go to homes...

...your disease.

"Agent"! Whoa!

"How can he spread the allergy to the world?"

"I read this in a comic book." You make me sick!

"No, l'm not a loser."

[BEEPlNG]

[BUCKET CLANKS]

[BUDDY BARKS]

[BUDDY WHIMPERS]

[CAT MEOWS]

[CAT SHRlEKS]

[CATS SCREECHlNG]

[CHICKEN SQUAWKS]

[CLINKlNG OF GLASS]

[COMPUTER BEEPS]

[COUGHlNG]

[DUMMY CAT MEOWS]

[GLASS BREAKS]

[HEART MONlTOR BEEPS NORMALLY]

[HEART MONlTOR BEEPS RAPlDLY]

[INTERCOM SCREECHES]

[LOU HOLLERS]

[LOU MOANS]

[LOU WHIMPERS]

[METAL CLATTERlNG]

[MICE CHEERING]

[MR. TlNKLES CACKLES]

[MR. TlNKLES LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

[MR. TlNKLES PURRS]

[MR. TlNKLES TAUNTlNGLY SING SONGS]

[NlNJAS LAUGH MANlACALLY]

[PHONE RlNGS]

[PROFESSOR BRODY GRUNTS]

[PUPPIES BARKlNG]

[PUPPIES LAUGHING]

[RADIO RlNGS]

[RUSSlAN KITTY GAGS]

[RUSSlAN KITTY THUDS]

[SAM FARTS]

[WOMAN SCREAMS]

Cats & Dogs
"Cats & Dogs" is a hilarious and heartwarming movie that was released in 2001. This family-friendly film is packed with adventure, comedy, and a touch of rivalry between our beloved feline and canine friends. Directed by Lawrence Guterman, this entertaining flick became an instant hit, captivating audiences of all ages. The cast of "Cats & Dogs" is star-studded, featuring notable actors who lent their voices to our furry protagonists. Jeff Goldblum brings his charm and wit as Professor Brody, a scientist who unwittingly becomes entangled in a secret war between cats and dogs. Elizabeth Perkins plays Mrs. Brody, the Professor's wife, who gets caught up in the animal chaos. The voice talents of Tobey Maguire, known for his role as Spider-Man, are on display as he takes on the role of Lou, a brave and lovable beagle puppy. On the feline side, Alec Baldwin lends his voice to Butch, the seasoned and confident leader of the dog resistance. Sean Hayes portrays Mr. Tinkles, the mischievous and cunning villainous Persian cat with an evil master plan. Additional voice talents include Susan Sarandon as Mrs. Calico, Charlton Heston as the Mastiff, and Joe Pantoliano as Peek, a charismatic Russian blue cat. The movie takes us on a wild adventure where the age-old feud between cats and dogs escalates to new heights. We witness a secret war being waged behind closed doors as professional spies and advanced technology come into play. Cats, led by the diabolical Mr. Tinkles, seek to accelerate their rise to dominance, while dogs, represented by Butch and his team, strive to protect humanity from the feline menace. Filled with heartwarming moments and laugh-out-loud comedy, "Cats & Dogs" showcases the best of both worlds. It pokes fun at the stereotypes associated with cats and dogs, offering a fresh and entertaining take on the age-old rivalry. The film explores the depths of loyalty, friendship, and the undeniable love humans feel for their furry companions. The soundtrack of "Cats & Dogs" perfectly complements the film's action-packed and comedic sequences. It features an array of catchy tunes, charming melodies, and even some humorous animal-inspired songs. Feline and canine sounds are cleverly incorporated into the soundtrack, creating a captivating audio experience that delights both young and old. With its unforgettable characters, hilarious dialogues, and thrilling storyline, "Cats & Dogs" became an instant classic among pet lovers and movie enthusiasts alike. The enduring popularity of this film even spawned sequel releases, with "Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore" (2010) and "Cats & Dogs: Paws Unite!" (2020) continuing the epic battle between cats and dogs. If you're looking to relive the magic of this fantastic film, you can easily dive back into the world of "Cats & Dogs." Whether you want to enjoy the delightful soundtrack or watch the movie with your family, you can play and download these sounds right here. Immerse yourself in the whimsical escapades of Lou, Butch, and their four-legged friends, and rediscover the joy that cats and dogs bring to our lives. So, grab your popcorn, gather your loved ones, and embark on a thrilling adventure that will leave you laughing, cheering, and completely smitten with our furry companions. "Cats & Dogs" is an unforgettable journey that reminds us of the timeless bond between pets and their humans.
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