A guy from your neck of the woods. from Hubie Halloween
A luncheon at the, uh, Captain's Table on Foster Street. Thank you. from Hubie Halloween
A question. How would I go about getting the information to you? from Hubie Halloween
A werewolf. from Hubie Halloween
A wise decision. from Hubie Halloween
Abort. The killer's cell phone is in your house! from Hubie Halloween
About an hour ago, I got a strange report from Hubie Halloween
Actually, I had a good time with you guys after all. from Hubie Halloween
Actually, I think she might have a little something for you, Hubie. from Hubie Halloween
After I laughed it off as usual, I got a call from the kid's mother. from Hubie Halloween
Ah, Officer Steve. You always had it going on. from Hubie Halloween
Ah! No! Ah! from Hubie Halloween
Ah! Oh! from Hubie Halloween
Ah! The dead speak! from Hubie Halloween
Ah. from Hubie Halloween
Ah... from Hubie Halloween
Ain't nobody say nothin' 'bout your big ass mama. from Hubie Halloween
All right, Blake. I got it. Thank you. from Hubie Halloween
All right, guys. Take care. I'll miss you. from Hubie Halloween
All right, we gotta get these guys back to the mental institution. from Hubie Halloween
All right! from Hubie Halloween
All right. from Hubie Halloween
All right. First of all, we're not gonna use code names. from Hubie Halloween
All right. It's here if you want it. from Hubie Halloween
All right. Let's go see if we can get ourselves a confession. from Hubie Halloween
Almost, like, an hour now. from Hubie Halloween
Also, happy Valentine's Day. from Hubie Halloween
Also… from Hubie Halloween
Always thinking of everyone else, never thinking of yourself. from Hubie Halloween
Always thinking of everyone else, never thinking of yourself. from Hubie Halloween
Always, Hubie. from Hubie Halloween
Am I your special someone, Mom? from Hubie Halloween
And a few blocks over, we got a street fair. from Hubie Halloween
And all other related Halloween activities. from Hubie Halloween
And all the candy that was part of the tower before it collapsed, from Hubie Halloween
And also, Lambert's real name is Nick Hudson. Yeah. Walter Lambert from Hubie Halloween
And didn't you testify against him, Steve? from Hubie Halloween
And enjoy the last half hour of Halloween under the covers. from Hubie Halloween
And every time I walk into a room, I feel silly. from Hubie Halloween
And frequent caller, Hubie Dubois. And have a safe and fun time. from Hubie Halloween
And happy Halloween. from Hubie Halloween
And have your costumes all picked out. from Hubie Halloween
And he responds with humor and... and kindness. from Hubie Halloween
And I am so proud at how hard you work from Hubie Halloween
And I got a lot of real issues on my plate. from Hubie Halloween
And I just haven't been myself these past few days. from Hubie Halloween
And I know he would get a great chuckle out of this. from Hubie Halloween
And I look like a California raisin? from Hubie Halloween
And I love the Wicked Witch costume. It's classic. from Hubie Halloween
And I think we are gonna dehydrate. Let's break that up. from Hubie Halloween
And I think you've been eating too many of your own boogers, Dan. from Hubie Halloween
And I wanna press your face against that radiator! from Hubie Halloween
And I was gonna take poor Peanut from Hubie Halloween
And I'm not gonna let no high school peckerhead jeopardize that. from Hubie Halloween
And if you get dirt on my good funeral shoes again, from Hubie Halloween
And it's gonna be a great day in Salem. Right, Jenna Thomas? from Hubie Halloween
And it's October 31st, which is a special day across the country, from Hubie Halloween
And it's pretty obvious. What are you guys doing for Halloween? from Hubie Halloween
And just hope that whoever you cuddling isn't a madman. from Hubie Halloween
And lock this door! No matter what, don't answer it! from Hubie Halloween
And looks like we're neighbors. from Hubie Halloween
And my mom's at work, so I kind of run the house when she's gone. from Hubie Halloween
And my son did her one better. He just saved four ungrateful jackasses. from Hubie Halloween
And now, Wake Up Boston's Tracy Phillips is live with the Mayor of Salem, from Hubie Halloween
And Red Riding Hood. from Hubie Halloween
And she asked to dedicate a special song to Hubie. from Hubie Halloween
And since I struck out with you, I'm gonna take it out on him. from Hubie Halloween
And so, another Halloween has come to Salem. from Hubie Halloween
And stay out! from Hubie Halloween
And that is a boner on my part. from Hubie Halloween
And that word is… from Hubie Halloween
And the cutest couple would have been Violet and Hubie. from Hubie Halloween
And the cutest couple would have been Violet and Hubie. from Hubie Halloween
And the driver was... from Hubie Halloween
And the most important thing is from Hubie Halloween
And the one and only Mr. Walter Lambert. from Hubie Halloween
And then he bit me, and I became a werewolf. from Hubie Halloween
And then I heard poor Peanut make a God awful squeal. from Hubie Halloween
And this is chicken gumbo with a hair dryer. from Hubie Halloween
And watch out for all kinds of freaky things from Hubie Halloween
And watch out. It's always the quiet ones who get the most naughty. from Hubie Halloween
And we all need that special someone. from Hubie Halloween
And what's the code word again? Over. from Hubie Halloween
And why am I doing that? from Hubie Halloween
And why would God do this to such good people? from Hubie Halloween
And you drop that log right here. from Hubie Halloween
And you gotta love the old school ghost you got working over there. from Hubie Halloween
And you know what that means. Halloween in Salem is in full effect. from Hubie Halloween
And you're expecting some pretty impressive crowds here this evening. from Hubie Halloween
And you're in my world now. from Hubie Halloween
And your butt just made some room. from Hubie Halloween
And… action! from Hubie Halloween
And… today, did you... from Hubie Halloween
Announce yourself! from Hubie Halloween
Answer the door if it's a trick or treater. from Hubie Halloween
Any idea of someone who might have a thing for you, or… from Hubie Halloween
Anyone in town who seems like they might actually enjoy talking to you. from Hubie Halloween
Anyway, I saw something earlier. from Hubie Halloween
Anyway, we came over here to tell you that there's no lost kid. from Hubie Halloween
Anyway, you take care, Hubie. All right? from Hubie Halloween
Are here to make sure that kids without parents end up with a mom anyways. from Hubie Halloween
Are those pee stains? from Hubie Halloween
Are we even going the right way? from Hubie Halloween
Are you a human being, or are you a moon crazed beast from Hubie Halloween
Are you here to protect me from this weirdo man that's trying to hit on me? from Hubie Halloween
Are you hittin' on me? from Hubie Halloween
Are you still mad at me? from Hubie Halloween
As a trained volunteer, I've been asked to initiate spot checks. from Hubie Halloween
As in, secretly dropping by the corn maze earlier tonight? from Hubie Halloween
As you can see, we're already setting up our world famous Halloween parade. from Hubie Halloween
As you know, I'm a longtime listener, and I always respect the advice you give from Hubie Halloween
Asshole! from Hubie Halloween
Attention, first through sixth graders. from Hubie Halloween
Attention, haunted house patrons. from Hubie Halloween
Aurora? from Hubie Halloween
AUU stands for "Auxiliary Undercover Unit." from Hubie Halloween
Baby, this is Hubie Dubois. from Hubie Halloween
Bad news, gang. from Hubie Halloween
Be careful today. from Hubie Halloween
Be careful, guys! Safety first! from Hubie Halloween
Bearded, human ogre when I could have been with you. from Hubie Halloween
Because a fine young man was abducted under my watch. from Hubie Halloween
Because I'm not gonna tell her that you're out here playing Romeo from Hubie Halloween
Because if so, that is incredibly sick. from Hubie Halloween
Before you go? from Hubie Halloween
Blake, I need you to go out to 59 Elm. from Hubie Halloween
Boners that I wish I could get back now. from Hubie Halloween
Boo! from Hubie Halloween
Boo! from Hubie Halloween
Boo! from Hubie Halloween
Boobie! What are you doing? from Hubie Halloween
Boy, that nickname spread like warm peanut butter. from Hubie Halloween
Boy, that was quite a tumble you took there, fella. from Hubie Halloween
Burn him! from Hubie Halloween
Buster, my baby! from Hubie Halloween
But do you have any silver bullets? from Hubie Halloween
But Hubie uses big words, and they come out so natural for him. from Hubie Halloween
But I guess that's why you're a hero. from Hubie Halloween
But I guess that's why you're a hero. from Hubie Halloween
But I happen to be an excellent listener if you want to, you know, from Hubie Halloween
But I think you guys got a connection problem. from Hubie Halloween
But I was going to get popcorn earlier, from Hubie Halloween
But it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to deduce malicious intent. from Hubie Halloween
But it's given me time to be introspective. from Hubie Halloween
But most especially in Salem, America's unofficial Halloween capital. from Hubie Halloween
But now I know that you're ready to spread your wings and fly without me. from Hubie Halloween
But remember, you cannot contact us, no matter how dire the emergency. from Hubie Halloween
But Salem needs me. from Hubie Halloween
But sounds like a good idea to cuddle up with someone special from Hubie Halloween
But that don't mean the fun stops for all of us. from Hubie Halloween
But the spooky preparations are in full swing around here. from Hubie Halloween
But the spooky vibes are gettin' heavy, baby. from Hubie Halloween
But then I cried in my squad car for about half an hour. from Hubie Halloween
But there was a commotion, and I did not ignore it. And... from Hubie Halloween
But there's a situation going on here! from Hubie Halloween
But this year, you're gonna have to find that bravery that's deep within you. from Hubie Halloween
But to me, from Hubie Halloween
But tonight, I have failed massively. from Hubie Halloween
But we must stay out of the danger zone. from Hubie Halloween
But what has to be done, has to be done. from Hubie Halloween
But what he does have is hope. from Hubie Halloween
But what if I can't get her to confess? Over. from Hubie Halloween
But what kid would wanna pet a pig that look like that? from Hubie Halloween
But you can sprinkle some on top of your cereal. from Hubie Halloween
But, my little Halloweenies, we can all still celebrate from Hubie Halloween
By the way, I wanted to say that I'm sorry from Hubie Halloween
By the way, my mom was talking about you tonight. from Hubie Halloween
Bye, guys! Bye bye! from Hubie Halloween
Call the hotline. from Hubie Halloween
Called home. None of 'em picked up. from Hubie Halloween
Can one of you tell me why? from Hubie Halloween
Can you guys stop kissing and check out our costumes? from Hubie Halloween
Can you help me down? from Hubie Halloween
Can you trace it now? from Hubie Halloween
Can't believe I don't have a compass on my thermos. from Hubie Halloween
Catch this! from Hubie Halloween
Catching some Z's, huh? from Hubie Halloween
Code word is pumpkin. from Hubie Halloween
Coffee? from Hubie Halloween
Come here! from Hubie Halloween
Come on over here and let me punch your mom in the face! from Hubie Halloween
Come on, baby. from Hubie Halloween
Come on! Come on! from Hubie Halloween
Come to me. from Hubie Halloween
Coming from my house, it's nothing to be concerned about. from Hubie Halloween
Condolences, by the way. from Hubie Halloween
Cooky! from Hubie Halloween
Could any of you take the abuse you dish out to my Hubie? from Hubie Halloween
Could it be because you feel threatened? from Hubie Halloween
Could not have happened to a nicer woman. from Hubie Halloween
Could you possibly point me in the direction of this strange vehicle? from Hubie Halloween
Could you say the same? from Hubie Halloween
Cut your gizzards off. That's what I should do. from Hubie Halloween
Dad? Is that you? from Hubie Halloween
Damn him and his hope! from Hubie Halloween
Dan, Louise, let's table this discussion for a moment, okay? from Hubie Halloween
Danger is afoot. from Hubie Halloween
Danielle! from Hubie Halloween
Danielle! Cooky! from Hubie Halloween
Danielle! Mom isn't home yet, and I can't find Tommy. I'm scared. from Hubie Halloween
David Benson, and... Tracy, you went with Harley Quinn, too? from Hubie Halloween
Did anybody get... from Hubie Halloween
Did that darn skeleton frighten you again, Hubie? from Hubie Halloween
Did that turn you on? from Hubie Halloween
Did that turn you on? from Hubie Halloween
Did we just fall for the old Frankenstein trick? from Hubie Halloween
Did you go pee pee while you sleepy, huh? from Hubie Halloween
Did you hear about the Andersons? from Hubie Halloween
Did you hear anything or see anything unusual last night? from Hubie Halloween
Did you lose your thermos or some shit? from Hubie Halloween
Did you make a messy? from Hubie Halloween
Did you see how scared Scooby was when that car started moving? from Hubie Halloween
Did you send backup to my residence to have eyes on my mother? Over. from Hubie Halloween
Did you suddenly get cool? from Hubie Halloween
Did you try to show me just how much you love me? from Hubie Halloween
Didn't I see you on Union Street a couple of hours ago trick or treating? from Hubie Halloween
Dig in. from Hubie Halloween
Disrespectful? from Hubie Halloween
Do not be fearful, little one! from Hubie Halloween
Do you know the quickest way to Wallace Orchard? from Hubie Halloween
Do you like him? from Hubie Halloween
Do you understand me, Tommy? That's why I'm putting this family on lockdown. from Hubie Halloween
Does Mom know you're still alive? from Hubie Halloween
Don't call me. from Hubie Halloween
Don't do this to me. Hubie, I'll be your friend forever! from Hubie Halloween
Don't kill me. from Hubie Halloween
Don't worry, we'll find Tommy. from Hubie Halloween
Dude, I would never even consider your sister in that way. from Hubie Halloween
Ears are in open position. from Hubie Halloween
Eat some shit! from Hubie Halloween
Eh, my whole life. from Hubie Halloween
Eighty five percent of the tourism dollars spent in this town from Hubie Halloween
Even though this is Halloween, and even though I know this is... from Hubie Halloween
Even to those who are being cruel to you. from Hubie Halloween
Everybody knows who he is. from Hubie Halloween
Ew! from Hubie Halloween
Excuse me, excuse me, Bride of Skankenstein. Yeah, thank you. from Hubie Halloween
Excuse me, sir? from Hubie Halloween
Excuse me. Smokers for chokers. from Hubie Halloween
Father Dave. My childhood friend, Richie Hartman. from Hubie Halloween
Fifty Nine Elm Street. Check on it. from Hubie Halloween
First off, there's no salary. from Hubie Halloween
First, Mike Mundi. Now, Mr. Landolfa. from Hubie Halloween
For my attitude yesterday at the deli counter. from Hubie Halloween
Frankenstein! from Hubie Halloween
Frankenstein! from Hubie Halloween
Freeze, Mrs. Dubois! from Hubie Halloween
From beyond the grave, grave, grave? from Hubie Halloween
From the film Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr. from Hubie Halloween
G ghost? from Hubie Halloween
Get him! from Hubie Halloween
Get us out of here! Help! from Hubie Halloween
Ghost! from Hubie Halloween
Give me a half pound of roast beef. from Hubie Halloween
Give them something to do while they're waiting. from Hubie Halloween
Give to the less fortunate. Does anyone know what less fortunate is? from Hubie Halloween
Go get candy, baby. from Hubie Halloween
Go, go, go. from Hubie Halloween
Go! from Hubie Halloween
God rest his soul. from Hubie Halloween
God would want this. from Hubie Halloween
God, I love the way you phrase things. from Hubie Halloween
Good luck! from Hubie Halloween
Good morning! from Hubie Halloween
Good night. Please keep the fishnets for fishing next year. from Hubie Halloween
Good people? All those two ever did was abuse you, man. from Hubie Halloween
Good to see you. Happy Halloween. from Hubie Halloween
Got some spaghetti and meatballs for ya. from Hubie Halloween
Got ya! from Hubie Halloween
Got you, O'Doyle! from Hubie Halloween
Great, Freddie Mercury. from Hubie Halloween
Great. Start there. from Hubie Halloween
Guess how much? Fifty cents! from Hubie Halloween
Guys, let's get him! from Hubie Halloween
Ha ha ha! from Hubie Halloween
Halloween central. from Hubie Halloween
Halloween's upon us! from Hubie Halloween
Hang on, baby. from Hubie Halloween
Hang on! All right. from Hubie Halloween
Happens every year! from Hubie Halloween
Happy Halloween to all! And to all, a good fright! from Hubie Halloween
Happy Halloween. from Hubie Halloween
Hartman? from Hubie Halloween
Hasn't had any sex. from Hubie Halloween
Have a happy Halloween tomorrow, Hubie. from Hubie Halloween
Have a round of applause, everyone. from Hubie Halloween
Have a seat, man. from Hubie Halloween
Have counted up your candy corns and are gettin' ready for bed. from Hubie Halloween
Have fun with that. from Hubie Halloween
Have fun, Pubes. from Hubie Halloween
Have you? from Hubie Halloween
He actually never made it home. from Hubie Halloween
He can weather all of your insults and your thrown objects, from Hubie Halloween
He doesn't strike me as a forgive and forget type. from Hubie Halloween
He flew like 25 feet! from Hubie Halloween
He never died? from Hubie Halloween
He said it was an honor to be arrested by a Muppet. from Hubie Halloween
He worked hard every single day of his life. from Hubie Halloween
He's courteous, he's cheerful, he's considerate. from Hubie Halloween
He's helpful. from Hubie Halloween
He's so… Hubie! from Hubie Halloween
Hello, Hubes. What did you do wrong? from Hubie Halloween
Hello, my witches and warlocks. from Hubie Halloween
Hello, Webster Elementary School. from Hubie Halloween
Hello! from Hubie Halloween
Hello! from Hubie Halloween
Hello? from Hubie Halloween
Hello? from Hubie Halloween
Hello. from Hubie Halloween
Help me! from Hubie Halloween
Help me! from Hubie Halloween
Help me! from Hubie Halloween
Help me! from Hubie Halloween
Help me! from Hubie Halloween
Help me! from Hubie Halloween
Help me! Help me! from Hubie Halloween
Help, Hubie! from Hubie Halloween
Help! from Hubie Halloween
Her? And you? from Hubie Halloween
Here again to talk about Halloween safety from Hubie Halloween
Here she comes. from Hubie Halloween
Here, Walter. from Hubie Halloween
Here's some Happy Halloween word searches I printed out. from Hubie Halloween
Here's what I'm thinkin'. Name Richie Hartman ring a bell? from Hubie Halloween
Hey, coffee boy. from Hubie Halloween
Hey, Hubie! from Hubie Halloween
Hey, I just wanted to give you a heads up. from Hubie Halloween
Hey, I'm home. from Hubie Halloween
Hey, Karen. from Hubie Halloween
Hey, Mr. Pubois. from Hubie Halloween
Hey, no. I talk to my girlfriend all the time. from Hubie Halloween
Hey, pimples! from Hubie Halloween
Hey, Pubie! Give me back my cat! from Hubie Halloween
Hey, Steve. It's Kenny Fonda with the Westford PD. from Hubie Halloween
Hey, Tommy, hey! from Hubie Halloween
Hey, whoa! I'm sorry. Come on, I couldn't resist. from Hubie Halloween
Hey, you got Sergeant Downey. from Hubie Halloween
Hey, you quakin' in your boots? from Hubie Halloween
Hey! from Hubie Halloween
Hey! Easy, Mikey. My sister's a freshman. from Hubie Halloween
Hey! Hey! Hey! from Hubie Halloween
Hey. What can I get you guys? from Hubie Halloween
Hi, David. Hi, Tracy. from Hubie Halloween
Hi, Hubie. What school do you go to? from Hubie Halloween
Hi, I like... I wanna make a request, please? from Hubie Halloween
Hi. from Hubie Halloween
Hi. Can I get a black coffee? from Hubie Halloween
Hilarious. from Hubie Halloween
His arms were very, very hairy. from Hubie Halloween
His best quality is this. from Hubie Halloween
His name… from Hubie Halloween
His shirt was torn up. He was barking at the moon. from Hubie Halloween
Hmm. from Hubie Halloween
Hmm. from Hubie Halloween
Hmm. Yeah. Well, maybe after my mom comes home, I'll... I'll try to swing by. from Hubie Halloween
Hold your fire until my command. from Hubie Halloween
Hold your fire until my command. from Hubie Halloween
Homeboy. Are you okay, man? from Hubie Halloween
Hoo ah! from Hubie Halloween
How 'bout you thank the man? from Hubie Halloween
How 'bout you thank the man? from Hubie Halloween
How can I help you? from Hubie Halloween
How did you do this? from Hubie Halloween
How did you get to be so badass? from Hubie Halloween
How is sucking on fake fingers supposed to turn me on? from Hubie Halloween
How old are you? from Hubie Halloween
How we doin', ladies? from Hubie Halloween
How we doing, guys? from Hubie Halloween
How would somebody detect such a situation? from Hubie Halloween
Hubie Dubois is probably the nicest guy in this town. from Hubie Halloween
Hubie Dubois! from Hubie Halloween
Hubie Dubois! Is that you? from Hubie Halloween
Hubie Dubois. from Hubie Halloween
Hubie Dubois. from Hubie Halloween
Hubie hasn't had a lot of sex. from Hubie Halloween
Hubie just saved your lives, and you treat him like this. from Hubie Halloween
Hubie, do be mine. from Hubie Halloween
Hubie, do be… careful. from Hubie Halloween
Hubie, how long have you lived in Salem? from Hubie Halloween
Hubie, I've been in love with you since the first grade. from Hubie Halloween
Hubie, nice little sash you got on there. What is that, monitor? from Hubie Halloween
Hubie, please, get us out of here! from Hubie Halloween
Hubie, that's gas! from Hubie Halloween
Hubie, there's something wrong with your mom! from Hubie Halloween
Hubie, what was that? from Hubie Halloween
Hubie, you need to turn down your radio. from Hubie Halloween
Hubie! from Hubie Halloween
Hubie! from Hubie Halloween
Hubie! from Hubie Halloween
Hubie! from Hubie Halloween
Hubie! from Hubie Halloween
Hubie! from Hubie Halloween
Hubie? from Hubie Halloween
Hubie. from Hubie Halloween
Hubie. from Hubie Halloween
Hubie. It's funny seeing you here. from Hubie Halloween
Hubie. Yeah. from Hubie Halloween
Hubie's smart, has nice hair, and sex hope. from Hubie Halloween
Huh? from Hubie Halloween
Huh. That's quite commendable. from Hubie Halloween
I acted like I didn't hear him. from Hubie Halloween
I ain't doin' that. from Hubie Halloween
I am a member of the AUU. This is what I was trained to do. from Hubie Halloween
I am actually doing a follow up on a classified situation. from Hubie Halloween
I am chaperoning my daughter's field trip. from Hubie Halloween
I am not a ghost, but I play one on TV. from Hubie Halloween
I am your father, and I demand some respect. from Hubie Halloween
I assure you can arrest me right afterwards. from Hubie Halloween
I busted a guy for DWI last week, and, uh… from Hubie Halloween
I can't believe it's finally Halloween. from Hubie Halloween
I can't believe that I spent three years with a self confident for no reason, from Hubie Halloween
I can't believe this. from Hubie Halloween
I cannot, in good faith, allow you to hurt another soul tonight, from Hubie Halloween
I did call the hotline 100 times, from Hubie Halloween
I do have a girlfriend. She lives up in Canada. from Hubie Halloween
I don't have an Internet, so I'm not up on my latest abbreviations. from Hubie Halloween
I don't know his name. The goofy idiot from the supermarket deli. from Hubie Halloween
I don't know if I like you much better now. from Hubie Halloween
I don't know. from Hubie Halloween
I don't know. I thought I saw you hold open your bag to get some candy. from Hubie Halloween
I don't know. It was a noise! from Hubie Halloween
I don't know. That sounds like a big boner. from Hubie Halloween
I don't really believe in keeping track of that kind of thing, Hubie. from Hubie Halloween
I don't think anything. from Hubie Halloween
I don't wanna do this. from Hubie Halloween
I don't want Mom to get home and see that Tommy left us by ourselves. from Hubie Halloween
I don't. Who is he? One of your boyfriend? from Hubie Halloween
I dropped out three years ago. Shut up. from Hubie Halloween
I faked it for the doctors, but I'm really just dumb. from Hubie Halloween
I feel a lot of pressure to be cool all the time. from Hubie Halloween
I feel bad for him. from Hubie Halloween
I feel bad you got yourself in even more trouble just to save me. from Hubie Halloween
I feel like you're the second most frequent caller we get. from Hubie Halloween
I felt my purpose was to make sure everybody from Hubie Halloween
I found a ticket to the drive in at the scene. from Hubie Halloween
I get that feeling every time I leave the house, Mom. from Hubie Halloween
I give you free hot water for your dehydrated soup sometimes. from Hubie Halloween
I got a great idea. from Hubie Halloween
I gotta say, it's pretty impressive how long he's been a loser. from Hubie Halloween
I guess my radio voice throws people off sometimes. from Hubie Halloween
I had this nightmare I was talking to an idiot. from Hubie Halloween
I have a feeling something's going to happen. from Hubie Halloween
I have never felt sexually fulfilled. from Hubie Halloween
I have to make it good for you before I go. from Hubie Halloween
I heard a voice in the sewer. from Hubie Halloween
I heard him scream, "Help!" Then he started crying. from Hubie Halloween
I heard some odd noises when I was walking by. from Hubie Halloween
I heard you can't hold it in. from Hubie Halloween
I hope you're ready for tomorrow night and all the spooky things that frighten. from Hubie Halloween
I hope you've made all the necessary preparations. from Hubie Halloween
I just always wanted to be as nice as you, Mom. from Hubie Halloween
I just broke up with my Canadian girlfriend. from Hubie Halloween
I just get scared. from Hubie Halloween
I just wanna say happy Halloween to everybody in Salem. from Hubie Halloween
I just wanted to tell you that I have been in love with you since second grade. from Hubie Halloween
I knew I liked you, freshman. Come on. from Hubie Halloween
I know I am. from Hubie Halloween
I know that howl. from Hubie Halloween
I know you do. from Hubie Halloween
I know you said if there was a commotion, I should ignore it. from Hubie Halloween
I know. from Hubie Halloween
I know. from Hubie Halloween
I like it. What are you? A Muppet, right? from Hubie Halloween
I lost my hair 20 years ago, from Hubie Halloween
I love you! from Hubie Halloween
I mean, the good news is you're still alive. I was... from Hubie Halloween
I mean… from Hubie Halloween
I met the fellow who moved into the Andersons' house next door. from Hubie Halloween
I met the fellow who moved into their home. A Walter Lambert. from Hubie Halloween
I never really told anybody. from Hubie Halloween
I only remember that name because there is something off about his tombstone. from Hubie Halloween
I pissed on a tombstone, pissed on the street. from Hubie Halloween
I realize I might have gone too far for your teenage mental capacities from Hubie Halloween
I really wasn't feeling myself. from Hubie Halloween
I said I would clean it up! It's not a big deal! from Hubie Halloween
I saw 'em coming through the Old McMillan shortcut. from Hubie Halloween
I saw Andy O'Doyle buying suspiciously massive amount of eggs and toilet paper. from Hubie Halloween
I saw the man destroy his home earlier today. from Hubie Halloween
I say, "Marco." You say, "Polo." Marco! from Hubie Halloween
I should've left with the others, 'cause I have no idea where I am. from Hubie Halloween
I suggest we cancel the fireworks show immediately. from Hubie Halloween
I swear to God, if you jump out of one of these bushes, from Hubie Halloween
I think he means a lycanthrope. from Hubie Halloween
I think I saw a little kid get lost in the Corn Maze. from Hubie Halloween
I think so. Is he a good guy? from Hubie Halloween
I think we'll all get in really big trouble for that. from Hubie Halloween
I think we're good! from Hubie Halloween
I think you got the problem. from Hubie Halloween
I thought I was your best friend. from Hubie Halloween
I took the liberty to print up some happy Halloween word searches. from Hubie Halloween
I wa... from Hubie Halloween
I want to be honest with you. Might not be a good year for it. from Hubie Halloween
I was diagnosed with dyslexia in the eighth grade. from Hubie Halloween
I was in love with our teacher. from Hubie Halloween
I was there. from Hubie Halloween
I was wondering, Violet, do you think perhaps that we can... from Hubie Halloween
I was. from Hubie Halloween
I wish it was you that was knifed up instead of peanut. from Hubie Halloween
I would have asked you out. from Hubie Halloween
I would keep for myself. from Hubie Halloween
I would like to speak with the human being that is deep down below your fur. from Hubie Halloween
I would never hurt you. from Hubie Halloween
I'd recognize that voice anywhere. You look exactly how I pictured you. from Hubie Halloween
I'll be okay. from Hubie Halloween
I'll give you a head start in the name of romance. from Hubie Halloween
I'm a dentist. I help people! from Hubie Halloween
I'm a little short handed tonight, from Hubie Halloween
I'm asexual, but that girl's making me hella horny. from Hubie Halloween
I'm coming! from Hubie Halloween
I'm feeling emotional. from Hubie Halloween
I'm fine. Is that a new shirt? from Hubie Halloween
I'm getting a location. Steve, look at this. from Hubie Halloween
I'm gonna bury one up your butt. from Hubie Halloween
I'm gonna do what I do every October 31st. from Hubie Halloween
I'm gonna invite you and Mom over for dinner once I get my kitchen set up, from Hubie Halloween
I'm gonna kick your ass for this, Lester. from Hubie Halloween
I'm gonna punch you in the face! from Hubie Halloween
I'm gonna stop you there, young lady. from Hubie Halloween
I'm guessing… from Hubie Halloween
I'm jealous of Hubie being able to be himself. from Hubie Halloween
I'm just kidding. One black coffee. from Hubie Halloween
I'm looking forward to hearing your real voice. from Hubie Halloween
I'm making the kids' costumes out of tinfoil from Hubie Halloween
I'm officiating a funeral. from Hubie Halloween
I'm sensin' a big "but" coming. from Hubie Halloween
I'm so sorry I left guys. I'm so glad you're okay. from Hubie Halloween
I'm sorry about before. In the basement. from Hubie Halloween
I'm sorry, son. I just... from Hubie Halloween
I'm sorry. I didn't recognize him. from Hubie Halloween
I'm sorry. I don't know why I said Pubie. It just came out. from Hubie Halloween
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mommy. This is my fault. from Hubie Halloween
I'm sure he's been there the whole time. Without a doubt. from Hubie Halloween
I'm talking to you, Violet Valentine. from Hubie Halloween
I'm truly sorry. from Hubie Halloween
I'm Walter! from Hubie Halloween
I'm working all night, okay? from Hubie Halloween
ID? I don't… from Hubie Halloween
If she picks up, we can implicate her that way. from Hubie Halloween
If the mayor can do it, so can you. from Hubie Halloween
If you brought me a Kit Kat bar. from Hubie Halloween
If you can hear me, please call out so I can determine your whereabouts! from Hubie Halloween
If you can play the theme song from Hubie Halloween
If you don't fight back, the bullies never stop. from Hubie Halloween
If you ever hear some commotion from Hubie Halloween
If you feel like you've done all you can, or you feel like you're in danger, from Hubie Halloween
If you hadn't bought that cheap Ikea stuff and put it together with a butter knife! from Hubie Halloween
Illuminate me. from Hubie Halloween
In any way whatsoever. And... from Hubie Halloween
In case he gets sentimental for his hometown. from Hubie Halloween
In fact, it's important that you don't. from Hubie Halloween
In the garbage can directly outside Town Hall. from Hubie Halloween
In the what? from Hubie Halloween
Indeed it is, Tracy. from Hubie Halloween
Instead of watching your two little sisters. from Hubie Halloween
Is a silver bullet right between the eyes. from Hubie Halloween
Is anyone out there? Sound off! from Hubie Halloween
Is anyone out there? Sound off! from Hubie Halloween
Is he inside your feces? from Hubie Halloween
Is just some name that he got off a tombstone on his way into town. from Hubie Halloween
Is Salem's Official Volunteer Halloween Helper, from Hubie Halloween
Is that Michael Mundi you're eating right now? from Hubie Halloween
Is that the first girl you ever talked to, Pubie? from Hubie Halloween
Is that where you live? from Hubie Halloween
Is the fight over? Did I win? from Hubie Halloween
Is there somebody watching us right now? from Hubie Halloween
Is Walter Lambert. from Hubie Halloween
It almost made me forget that I buried my father today. from Hubie Halloween
It comes and goes. from Hubie Halloween
It is very painful. It's... from Hubie Halloween
It just breaks my heart. from Hubie Halloween
It looks like you made that sash from one of your mother's scarves. from Hubie Halloween
It pisses me off. from Hubie Halloween
It was fun. Hope we do it again next year. Give a hoot, don't pollute. from Hubie Halloween
It was funny, 'cause not many people know where that shortcut is. from Hubie Halloween
It was on purpose? from Hubie Halloween
It's a pleasure, Hubie. I'll tell you what. from Hubie Halloween
It's a prepaid phone. from Hubie Halloween
It's a shame what they've done to your lawn! from Hubie Halloween
It's actually pretty sweet, isn't it? from Hubie Halloween
It's been your favorite holiday since you were knee high. from Hubie Halloween
It's fun working with you, always. from Hubie Halloween
It's gonna be a full moon, so the monsters will be out. from Hubie Halloween
It's kind of like a Swiss Army thermos. I made it when I was in the Scouts. from Hubie Halloween
It's kinda evil, but stick with me. from Hubie Halloween
It's nine o'clock in Salem, which means all you trick or treaters from Hubie Halloween
It's not a costume. from Hubie Halloween
It's not even dark yet here in Salem, from Hubie Halloween
It's not pathetic. from Hubie Halloween
It's on. from Hubie Halloween
It's Sunday, dumb ass. from Hubie Halloween
It's that one. from Hubie Halloween
It's the best news I ever heard in my life. from Hubie Halloween
It's time. from Hubie Halloween
It's your ghoulish DJ Aurora. from Hubie Halloween
Janet at the library has not been herself lately. from Hubie Halloween
Janitor, some drunk guy dressed as Captain Underpants from Hubie Halloween
Just do your job. No breaks on Halloween. from Hubie Halloween
Just know that I'll always love you. from Hubie Halloween
Just look at him! from Hubie Halloween
Just me and a friend of mine, Richie Hartman. When I was a kid, from Hubie Halloween
Just me. from Hubie Halloween
Just playing. from Hubie Halloween
Just pumpkin. from Hubie Halloween
Just some fun pissing stuff, you know. from Hubie Halloween
Just that you are nice. from Hubie Halloween
Just threw up in the jail exhibit. from Hubie Halloween
Know what? I don't want the roast beef. from Hubie Halloween
Lambert and Hartman have been in custody during the whole Landolfa disappearance. from Hubie Halloween
Lambert broke out about a month ago, and then Hartman broke out yesterday from Hubie Halloween
Landolfa did go back into the haunted house to look for Hubie. from Hubie Halloween
Last night, I thought I felt a little draft. So… from Hubie Halloween
Last one. Sorry. from Hubie Halloween
Leave public property? I don't see that happening. from Hubie Halloween
Leave. Or I'll beat you with a tire iron. from Hubie Halloween
Lester! from Hubie Halloween
Lester! from Hubie Halloween
Lester! from Hubie Halloween
Let him speak. He's a human being! from Hubie Halloween
Let me tell you what it entails, okay? from Hubie Halloween
Let them know you're staying at a friend's. That's for you. from Hubie Halloween
Let's break this down. Did it sound like this? from Hubie Halloween
Let's just go back, Danielle. from Hubie Halloween
Let's take a look. from Hubie Halloween
Liar! Lucifer! from Hubie Halloween
Like Kenny Rogers', is to make sure there's great tunes on the radio from Hubie Halloween
Like, I made a big boner in math class. from Hubie Halloween
Listen to me. It's time to worry about yourself. from Hubie Halloween
Listen, give me a minute head start, from Hubie Halloween
Listen, I am a fan of a Halloween zinger as much as the next guy, but… from Hubie Halloween
Lock your doors! Make sure you don't open them! from Hubie Halloween
Look at these nerds. from Hubie Halloween
Look who's here. from Hubie Halloween
Look, I know it was just a pig. from Hubie Halloween
Looking out for the community. That's important. from Hubie Halloween
Looks like a dummy. from Hubie Halloween
Ma! He's an idiota, deficiente! from Hubie Halloween
Ma! Ma! from Hubie Halloween
Ma. Ma. from Hubie Halloween
Make sure every citizen in this town is safe and protected. from Hubie Halloween
Mama! from Hubie Halloween
Marco! from Hubie Halloween
May I? from Hubie Halloween
Maybe a glass of Chardonnay? from Hubie Halloween
Maybe if I wasn't such a scaredy cat like mom was sayin', from Hubie Halloween
Maybe sometime you and I could possibly… from Hubie Halloween
Maybe you should go as a butt faced, red haired piece of dog puke from Hubie Halloween
Maybe you've had enough bike riding for one day. from Hubie Halloween
Megan McNally, you like underclassmen? from Hubie Halloween
Megan, you call your parents. from Hubie Halloween
Messing with Shoobie Dubois. A Salem tradition. from Hubie Halloween
Michael Mundi in the house! from Hubie Halloween
Michael Mundi. from Hubie Halloween
Michael Mundi. from Hubie Halloween
Michael? Michael! from Hubie Halloween
Miss Glennon? from Hubie Halloween
Mm hmm. from Hubie Halloween
Mm hmm. from Hubie Halloween
Mm hmm. from Hubie Halloween
Mm hmm. Feels exactly the same, too. We got Hubie Dubois spying on everybody. from Hubie Halloween
Mm mmm. 'Cause you're, like, three times my age, okay? from Hubie Halloween
Mmm. from Hubie Halloween
Mmm. from Hubie Halloween
Mmm. from Hubie Halloween
Mmm. from Hubie Halloween
Mmm. Havin' a nightmare about your hairdo. from Hubie Halloween
Mmm… from Hubie Halloween
Mmm… I only have 30 left. from Hubie Halloween
Mom! from Hubie Halloween
Mommy, I would've been satisfied if you put itching powder in their sleeping bag. from Hubie Halloween
Mommy! No! Help me, Mommy! from Hubie Halloween
Monster! from Hubie Halloween
Move quickly and quietly toward the exits. from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Dubois! from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Dubois! from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Dubois? Hello! from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Hennessy! Mr. Hennessy! from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Hennessy. How's night school? from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lamb... from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lambert, you're better than that. from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lambert! from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lambert! Get over here! from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lambert? from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lambert? from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lambert? from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lambert? Mr. Lambert? from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lambert. from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lambert. from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lambert. from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lambert. from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lambert. from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Lambert. from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Landolfa… from Hubie Halloween
Mr. Mayor Dubois, let's get you downtown. from Hubie Halloween
Mr. O'Doyle. from Hubie Halloween
Mrs. Banerjee and I went to the thrift store today. from Hubie Halloween
Mrs. Hennessy. from Hubie Halloween
Mrs. Phillips, I'll be with you in a minute. from Hubie Halloween
Muah! Muah! from Hubie Halloween
My brother in law once said that I had no ambition. from Hubie Halloween
My dad, you know, he died unexpected, from Hubie Halloween
My eyes are on fire! from Hubie Halloween
My family's been a part of Salem for, uh, going back to the witch trials. from Hubie Halloween
My father passed away a couple of years ago. from Hubie Halloween
My God, it's just... It's just a little kid! from Hubie Halloween
My grandma gave him his first titty twister. from Hubie Halloween
My great great great great great grandmother laid down her life, from Hubie Halloween
My mom wouldn't break up the furniture from Hubie Halloween
My name is Hubie Dubois, and I am here to tell you that Halloween is fun, from Hubie Halloween
My parents got me a royal princess dress from the Disney Store. from Hubie Halloween
My whole life, from Hubie Halloween
Negative! Request armed units to that vicinity. Over. from Hubie Halloween
Never mind that. Cop a squat. from Hubie Halloween
Nice observation, toolbox! Now get us out of this! from Hubie Halloween
Nice to meet you, Walter. from Hubie Halloween
No clue. from Hubie Halloween
No one's lost? from Hubie Halloween
No, I definitely don't. from Hubie Halloween
No, I don't want some s... from Hubie Halloween
No, I would never hurt anybody. I... from Hubie Halloween
No, it was good to get out of that place for a while. from Hubie Halloween
No, it's a good thing. I mean, not for him so much, from Hubie Halloween
No, ma'am. from Hubie Halloween
No, this is good. from Hubie Halloween
No! from Hubie Halloween
No! from Hubie Halloween
No! from Hubie Halloween
No! from Hubie Halloween
No! from Hubie Halloween
No! from Hubie Halloween
No! I was just practicing yelling, Mom. Everything's good. from Hubie Halloween
No! It wasn't an accident. from Hubie Halloween
No! No way! from Hubie Halloween
No! No, no, no, no! from Hubie Halloween
No! Oh, God! from Hubie Halloween
No. from Hubie Halloween
No. from Hubie Halloween
No. from Hubie Halloween
No. from Hubie Halloween
No. But there is a number that needs to be dialed immediately. from Hubie Halloween
No. Give. from Hubie Halloween
No. He... You know, he's just... from Hubie Halloween
No. He's a grown man. I've known him since kindergarten. from Hubie Halloween
No. It's Tommy, Violet Valentine's son. from Hubie Halloween
Nobody gives a crap! from Hubie Halloween
Nope. That's... from Hubie Halloween
Northern section. Ontarionto. from Hubie Halloween
Not a costume? Okay. My boner. from Hubie Halloween
Not anymore. from Hubie Halloween
Not cool! Not cool! Not cool! from Hubie Halloween
Not if I find you first! from Hubie Halloween