Scoob! Edit

A boot licking...

A copy of my dad's autobiography,

A hero never reveals his secrets.

A little boy made a promise to a stray puppy

A lot more than it's going to hurt you.

A new kind of falcon rules the sky.

A pair whose friendship forever grows."

A place called Messick Mountain.

Accentuates the good stuff, hides the flaws.

After all, there is no "I" in Scooby and Shaggy.

Against Scooby Doo.

Ah.

Alexander the Great and Peritas conquered the world

Alexander the Great built these gates

All I need is a moment. A hero moment.

All of you.

All right now. Let's get our fight on!

All right, first things first. Come on, Scooby Doo!

All right, Rottens. Launch the harpoons.

All right, Shaggy was totally out of line.

All right.

All right. If the dog has a middle name,

All the dogs, and Scooby, seem to be related.

All we gotta do is locate that spot.

Allow me to introduce you

Anachronistic van come from?

And apparently he's been stealing Netflix

And are you... Harry Potter?

And beamed them up.

And become the most important dog in the world.

And build a giant airship?

And built the gates to protect their enormous treasure.

And busted a perp.

And describe the robots, please?

And even better, we got our candy back.

And even to lose sometimes?

And everything you said about my face...

And full of sharp, pointy teeth.

And fur and a wet nose.

And get in the game.

And go get my always snacking,

And hanging out by myself.

And he is one bad mamma jamma. [ECHOING]

And he loves the guys who brought treats.

And he won't stop until he gets him.

And his wonder dog sidekick, Dynomutt.

And how about you guys? Hot wings to share?

And I didn't wanna seem too desperate

And I thought my last sidekick was worthless.

And I will show you how to harness your destiny

And I would totally let you guys press random buttons,

And I'm gonna keep that promise.

And I'm never gonna get that smell out.

And if you get sick, puke on Brian.

And it would open a secret passage out of here.

And it's my moment, too.

And it's not in the Gobi Desert.

And mind the pterodactyl droppings.

And my light hearted follow up,

And playing ping pong by myself.

And please don't say human.

And so little about the metric system?

And that is how you make an entrance.

And that's me.

And that's why I always have a spare spare.

And the ghost of an old sea captain.

And the other one is destined for,

And the slipper fits.

And then he shot me through the wall.

And then this blue light came down from the sky

And then, you know, throw that hand in prison

And they did change.

And those are big shoes to fill.

And through it, a glowing gold vision.

And was holding us captive on his super awesome airship.

And we'll distract Cerberus.

And wear a tie, and pay taxes?

And when you get into real trouble,

And yet here I am. Without him.

And your dog, too.

And your shortcut to Dastardly Demolition

And, "It's the dog I need."

And, uh, figure out how to close it.

And...

Any leads?

Anybody home?

Anyhoo, there it is. The slaghoople.

Are you staying with me, or going with them?

Are you telling me you had that the whole time?

Argh! Drat!

As a symbol of freedom and victory.

As I was about to enter,

As long as we have each other, we'll be just fine on our own.

As the last descendant of Peritas,

At least he had a backbone.

At least I thought you were

At long last, my treasure!

At the start of every sentence.

Attention, all units.

Aw, I miss them, too.

Aw, you're welcome. [CHUCKLES]

Aw. He got his friend back.

Bag it all up, Frank.

Because I'm an American man.

Because of you, Scooby Doo has a first class ticket

Because the bad guy said so?

Because the one thing that will never change

Because the only way out is with a jet.

Because you failed me.

Better?

Bingo. Dastardly Demolition.

Blue Falcon doesn't go anywhere without him.

Blue Falcon resistance bands,

Blue Falcon, come in, Blue Falcon!

Blue light, beamed up. [CHUCKLES]

Boom! The skull is in the Gobi Desert.

Boop! Hello? Oh!

Bottom line, I can't invest with these two involved.

Brian, last time you listened to someone on the Internet,

Brian, those are a lot of words

Brian, we found the last skull.

Brian, what are you doing back here?

Brian! Come on.

Brian! Do something!

Brian! Quit putting filters on your selfies

Bring back my gyros!

Bring back that skull.

Buddy, back when we were kids, you saved me.

But after the scary pin.

But don't freak out on me, bud.

But he couldn't have done this without us.

But he makes it fun.

But I didn't make it in time.

But I didn't think you'd really do it.

But I have no idea what I'm patching into.

But I think you're gonna need a few friends.

But I'm still on the fence.

But if you must know,

But it doesn't mean that we're growing apart.

But it doesn't say which one.

But it's all good. I like eating lunch by myself.

But my cheeks still need a seat!

But never mind that.

But no. The flatulent fleabag wouldn't listen to reason.

But that takes money.

But the prophecy says he needs his best friend to help him.

But there's a catch.

But they told me we need to move.

But they're way too small to launch the ship.

But this is actually a superior vantage point!

But this is the moment where we stand together and...

But we're gonna do my thing, okay?

But we're not gonna make a habit out of this.

But you got us back at "sandwich."

But you two aren't even listening.

But you, whoa ho ho, you've lowered the bar

But, like, that's okay. People can grow.

But, like, your father was this great hero, right?

But, Mr. Cowell, Shaggy and Scooby are our best friends.

But, on the bright side,

But, Raggy, this is our chance.

By Big Corn Syrup?

By using his mother's account.

Chasing a man and a dog

Choose.

Classic Brian.

Click.

Come home.

Come on now. Don't be scared.

Come on. Let's go get your candy back.

Composition is a mix of arsenic, selenium and...

Congratulations, everyone.

Cool Wonder Woman costume.

Cool.

Cool.

Coppertone SPF 50.

Could it mean something else?

Dad! What is that thing?

Dang, those are some dope wheels.

Daphne, focus.

Daphne, what are you doing?

Dastardly kidnapped us

Dastardly said I was the key.

Dastardly will be back.

Dastardly!

Dastardly? We can't let that happen.

Dastardly's on his way here right now,

Dee Dee, you cover Scooby and Shaggy.

Destroy those falcon fools!

Dick, Dick,

Dick!

Dick.

Did we lose 'em?

Did you just call me little?

Did you say IKEA?

Didn't lead the bad guy right to us...

Dispatch, I've got a stray dog on a tube of compressed meat.

Do not fail me.

Do you kids have any idea how fast you were going?

Do you know how many stray hairs

Do you need help?

Do you realize where we are?

Do you think you can help us get out of here, little buddy?

Does this make my ears look big?

Doesn't sound heroic.

Don't you point your finger at me.

Doo.

Dooby?

Drat, drat, and double drat!

Drat.

Drat. No one ever goes for the double unmasking.

Dude, hang on.

Dude, I'm pretty sure Scooby is gonna be safest with us.

Dude, this is it!

Duh. You've got one job, pal. Anyway,

Dyno, what do you got?

Dynomutt, can you reverse the polarity of the tractor beam?

Even if I'd opened a billion portals,

Even the bowling pins.

Ever since Shag and Scoob disappeared,

Every possible location with high fossil density.

Every successful group

Everybody say, "Hashtag foxy Falcon."

Ew! Is that... a hair?

Exactly! Now, take me to Scooby Doo.

Exactly! What did Dastardly say about you?

Excuse me.

Eyes?

Farewell, fools!

Finished?

Follow that dog.

For the Mystery Machine!

For the rest of us who have to pay for Netflix.

For trying to kill our friends.

Forget about him. [CHUCKLES]

Forget you mechanical morons. I'll fetch the key myself.

Fortunately,

Fred brought it, but that's not important.

Fred, focus.

Fred, how much longer to Dastardly Demolition?

Fred, look!

Fred, you're the tank. The muscle.

Fred?

Fred?

Friends, Who Needs Them? You Do.

Friendship won't save the day.

From opening the gates to the underpass...

From the Gobi Desert.

FYI, you are officially out of...

Gentlemen, welcome aboard.

Get with the program, Fred.

Ghost or no ghost, it's Halloween.

Girl dressed like Judge Judy,

Give me that dog!

Give me your paw.

Gobi Desert? Hmm. Where have I heard that before?

Good boy, Muttley. Bring it!

Good boy.

Good evening, Officer...

Good job, Keith.

Good point, Raggy.

Good thing I'm the tank,

Got it!

Got it. And for you?

Great idea, guys.

Grow up, Fred.

Guys, guys, guys.

Guys, there's no such thing as ghosts.

Guys, this is our most important mystery ever.

Guys, we gotta do something.

Ha! That's just a wave, dipstick.

Handsome guy.

Hang on.

Harsh.

Have fun being last!

He could never come back.

He didn't mean it.

He expects me to be just like my dad, and I'm not.

He gave the world Kelly Clarkson.

He is, like, totally mine. [WHISPERS] If you wanna be.

He must have built a way out.

He must have tracked you here from the bowling alley.

He said big squeak.

He was Alexander the Great's dog.

He's coming with me.

He's constantly riding me.

He's going away for a long time.

He's got one skull.

He's lost now.

He's not a stray.

He's the one that started it!

He's trying to [MIMES CUTTING] you.

Heat and sweet.

Hello, adventure.

Hello, Mystery Inc.?

Hello!

Hello?

Hello? Hello? Where are Scooby and Shaggy?

Here we go!

Here you go, Shaggy.

Here, boy! Where are you?

Here, doggy, doggy, doggy.

Here, poochie boy. [GRUNTS]

Hey, Dusty! Watch the shop, please.

Hey, hey.

Hey, little guy.

Hey, man, that breakup was brutal.

Hey, man, whoa, let's keep it PG.

Hey, man.

Hey, you shut your dog face.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Did Dastardly get the anonymous tip, too?

Hey! It was a superior vantage point!

Hey! What are you... Oh.

Hey.

Hidden miles beneath the North Pole?

Hmm?

Hmm. Well, let's see what

Hold tight.

Honestly, buddy, I'm on my 4th or 5th thoughts.

How could he have time to judge

How dare you!

How did you find us?

How do you breathe under the weight of all that?

How do you feel?

How do you know so much about superheroes

How do you mean?

How does he do that? See, he's mean,

How was your day?

How'd he get the van to a prehistoric world

Huh, I always wondered what was back here.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? [GROWLING]

Huh? There's a communications device.

Huh.

Huh. Hey.

Huh. Raggy's never missed.

Huh. Trace amounts of mustache oil.

Hurry up and take it. This hurts my face.

I almost hate to do this to you.

I also played Rum Tum Tugger

I always have a spare.

I believe you're thinking of magicians.

I built a sequencing program to cross match

I can totally pound the crap out of this little guy.

I can't breathe.

I can't lock in the exact coordinates.

I can't stay mad.

I did call you little, pipsqueak.

I didn't even think were possible.

I don't even know what that means. What are we, in Europe?

I don't have any Scooby Snacks.

I don't have one.

I don't know, but we're heading towards

I don't know. They seemed pretty bummed out.

I don't like it, but them's the laws.

I don't think this is a good idea.

I finally figured out what you guys are.

I got a DM from one of my fans who gave me the locayshe.

I got a little too excited on the takeoff.

I got bupkis.

I gotta say, she was pretty hot.

I guess friendship really did save the day.

I guess it's just the suit that's falcon.

I guess their friends dumped them

I had a dog myself once. He was an ill tempered brute

I handle our accounting.

I have so many mixed feelings.

I hear you. You make a valid point,

I just found out where the skull is,

I knew you two were important.

I know a shortcut.

I know I'm small. It's a pituitary thing.

I know it feels like everyone's judging us today.

I know we just met

I know. I am so gonna need a raise.

I know. No liverwurst.

I let my own jealousy break me and Scooby up.

I liked you better as a bowling ball.

I lose a lot of balls.

I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs.

I love it.

I mean, are we supposed to be attacking?

I mean, how much proof do you need?

I mean, like, how many scary monsters could there be?

I mean, the pressure is monumental.

I miss them.

I need what's on that ship, or I'll never get my treasure.

I never thought I'd say this, but Simon Cowell was right.

I opened a portal, a backdoor to the underworld.

I promise I'll never take it off.

I ran out this afternoon and I got something for you.

I repeat, this is an emergency.

I said, uh, fine. You look, uh, fine.

I think he wants you guys alive.

I think it means that Scoob and Shaggy's friendship

I think we just found the world's smallest Walmart.

I think you mean this ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon.

I told you I needed a walk.

I told you I wasn't going to be the only one who noticed.

I told you, you were the most important dog in the world.

I want my Raggy!

I want you to know this is going to hurt me

I was afraid that with his new suit and his new team,

I was also gonna say lunch.

I wasn't even the velociraptor's father.

I will never leave you. No matter what.

I would like to pose to you all

I would've gotten away with it

I, uh...

I'd have to assume that if they were with their friends,

I'd like that very much.

I'd like to shake the hand of whoever created this.

I'll go pick up Brian and Scooby.

I'll go.

I'll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer.

I'll run interference.

I'll see if the combination of these elements

I'm always thinking of magicians.

I'm busting my tail to save the world for him,

I'm calling my dad.

I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury.

I'm Fred.

I'm gonna see if I can find a backdoor

I'm Norville, but everyone calls me Shaggy.

I'm not my dad.

I'm not. I can't win this.

I'm picking up the skull signature.

I'm putting my social media feelers out there, Dynobutt.

I'm Ruth Bader Ginsburg, obviously.

I'm Shaggy. And this is Scooby Doo.

I'm so happy you're back.

I'm so weak.

I'm so, so sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm too late.

I've already retrieved the second skull

I've been searching for years, my friend.

I've seen Cops at least six times.

I've waited and waited for this very moment!

Identifying potential is what I do, and you have got it.

If I take Dastardly's work and follow the trail...

If I were you, I'd run!

If it was a trap, why would Anonymous use his own name?

If it weren't for you

If it weren't for you meddling... [GROANS]

If it's more than zero, I don't wanna know. [SHUDDERS]

If Scooby and Shaggy were here,

If you unlock those gates, you'll... [SCREAMS]

If you want to trick or treat.

If you will excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.

If you're going to be a sniveling suck face...

In a cold hearted way or something.

In fact, I've never had anything before.

In my secondary school's production of Cats.

Incoming! We've gotta get Cerberus closer to the gate!

Ingrate.

Into Blue Falcon's comms,

Is 73 meters longer than the highway.

Is creating a completely unique ecosystem.

Is everyone accounted for?

Is he chipped?

Is he your dog?

Is taking forever.

Is that Dastardly's collecting

Is that Scooby Doo is my best friend.

Is to defeat the protector in battle.

It all makes sense now.

It gets weirder. He also stole

It looks like he's wanted for the theft

It means a lot to hear that from you.

It says one of us had to be on the inside,

It sounded like you said "ego."

It would be safer for you if you joined us on our mission.

It would?

It's a quantitatively superior measurement system.

It's about one of us.

It's Alexander the Great.

It's all about you.

It's Dastardly.

It's finally happening!

It's fully autonomous and capable of modifying

It's got gummy worms,

It's happening!

It's haunted by a ghost.

It's haunted. Let's get outta here!

It's in Romania.

It's just like lotion.

It's more. Much, much more.

It's my fault. I'm to blame.

It's Mystery Inc.

It's nice to be wanted.

It's not like me to forget the protein.

It's okay. I want to help you.

It's our signature dessert.

It's skulls of Cerberus, Brian. We went over this.

It's the dog I need.

It's this guy named Dick Dastardly.

It's time for you to spread your wings and fly.

It's time to tap into the hero. In here.

It's time to turn Mystery Inc. Into a real business.

Its external appearance.

Jeepers.

Jeez, that thing is cool.

Jinkies! Scooby and Shaggy are with Blue Falcon?

Join me, Scooby Doo,

Just come with us.

Just Falcon Around.

Just land the ship, Dee Dee!

Keith, what is the deal up there, man?

Keith. Give it to me.

Last known owner is... Dick Dastardly.

Last name.

Let me give you a hand.

Let me show you my room.

Let this be a lesson to you all.

Let's do this!

Let's do this.

Let's go get that Dastardly dude.

Let's go!

Let's hit it.

Let's move it, people. To the Falcon Nest.

Let's Scooby Dooby Doo it!

Like a rat and a mound of hair had a baby.

Like, how do you know?

Like, no way, bro. That's the Rigby house.

Like, slow down, dude.

Like, sorry, man.

Like, they solve crimes and save the world together.

Like, they'll be here any minute.

Like, we don't need this, Scoob. Let's bounce.

Like, what do those creepy skulls have to do with us?

Like, what is going on?

Literally, anything.

Little more than I bargained for.

Locking on.

Look at this inscription. It's a message from him.

Look over there.

Look, a group can only be as strong as its weakest links.

Look, I know it looks like I'm hiding,

Look, the hot goss on my fan site

Look, the point is, I got you something, too.

Look, we're ready to take on bigger cases,

Looks great.

Looks like this is goodbye, old buddy.

Looks like we're on the case.

Make friends. Check.

Making sure this isn't a dream.

Man, looks like we just spared the world!

Matches a geographical location.

Maybe he wants a Scooby Snack?

Maybe I'll triple finger point at you.

Maybe if you spent more time reading books,

Maybe Scooby should give it a try.

Maybe this can lead us to our culprit.

Maybe we both do.

Maybe we should do this again.

Me, too.

Meet Brian.

Messick Mountain?

Meters, Velma?

Middle name?

Mismatched meddling miscreants!

Mission accomplished.

Mm, I hear that.

Mm. [KISSES]

Mm. Is that peppercorn?

Momma!

Must be carrying a ton of guilt

Muttley insisted on taking the risk himself.

Muttley was my partner...

Muttley?

My Blue Falcon Confidence Pack.

My collar? You gave me the nod.

My criminal co conspirator.

My job is to have your back.

Needs a whole new everything,

Never lacking, often napping dog back!

Nice doggy.

Nice to meet you, Shelly and Sandy.

Nice to meet you.

No Falcon Around,

No fries for you. Hmm!

No idea.

No offense, but I think

No one should go home without their candy.

No one your age should be using.

No running.

No, all good.

No, Blue Falcon's suit has a bigger red "F"

No, I'm not a Rick. I'm a Dick. With a D.

No, I'm not. Let me finish.

No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that...

No, thanks, Dastardly.

No, you're not.

No, you're not.

No!

No! [GASPS]

No! The guys, not the sandwiches.

No. Don't. Raggy, wait!

No. He said big.

No. He's with his new "hero" friends.

No. No, no, no. Not that scary thing.

No. You are the key.

Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly.

Nope. I said Falcon Fury. Just like you.

Nope. Must be in your head.

Not bad for a bunch of kids.

Not so close.

Not to mention the imposter's syndrome

Now it's my turn.

Now let me show you why.

Now let's get that dog a hero suit!

Now,

Now, go. Make some friends.

Now, I'm staying on the ship.

Now, I've got a few waivers for you guys to sign.

Now, if you would give us a hand carrying it out,

Now, it's time we stop this mustachioed menace

Now, let's let the real dog sniff out this bone.

Now, reveal the final skull to me.

Now, reveal the final skull to me.

Now, Velma!

Now, were the missions a failure?

Now!

Of a dozen dogs from the Global Kennel Club.

Of archeological artifacts from a dig in Peru.

Of course it was a failure

Of course, but that would make...

Of the chest panel.

Oh, and I almost forgot to take out the rubbish.

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. That's the serious face.

Oh, do you now? [LAUGHING]

Oh, great. Great timing, Keith.

Oh, hey.

Oh, him you recognize?

Oh, I have grand plans for Freddie boy.

Oh, I'm so happy they're okay.

Oh, I've got friends. And they do like a good show.

Oh, I've waited!

Oh, jinkies.

Oh, let's just say I had insider information.

Oh, looks like that old collar's in the way

Oh, man, dig that crazy elevator.

Oh, me, too. Those little pickles on top are the best.

Oh, no, no, no. No, no. No!

Oh, no, no. Bulbous nose. Huge chin.

Oh, no!

Oh, no! We're out of calamari.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No!

Oh, please. My friends call me...

Oh, right, me.

Oh, right. The wings!

Oh, sorry. You're sorry? You certainly are.

Oh, thank goodness! The gang's finally back together.

Oh, thanks, man.

Oh, that's Scoob and Shaggy all right.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, word? No disrespect.

Oh, you mean like your program?

Oh, you want me to start? How polite, Sandy.

Oh! [CHUCKLES]

Oh! [CHUCKLES]

Oh! I...

Oh! No, you won't.

Oh. Slytherin.

Oh. That one is a volcano.

Okay, Bowling Alley Yakitori.

Okay, Brian, we've had our differences,

Okay, can you skip the emotional punishment

Okay, guys. Let me do the talking.

Okay, like, Velma and Fred, you get to the gate

Okay, Shaggy, take the picture.

Okay, so how do we lock that puppy up?

Okay, so, Scooby is related to some ancient dog.

Okay, then. What's his name?

Okay. Before the creepy scorpion

On finding that third skull before Dastardly?

On it.

On the chest, and it's way less, uh, scaly.

On their shoulders right about now.

One man, one dog. The key employed."

One of you has to hold the gates shut here...

Only Alexander or Peritas can unlock it.

Ooh, dangerous.

Ooh, I totally have the answer. Lunch.

Ooh, I'll take a chocolate shake.

Ooh! [GRUNTS]

Ooh. Is it him? Is it him?

Ooh. Quite a rap sheet.

Or a prophecy?

Or bump their heads against a wall

Or dog.

Or is it?

Or one of their descendants.

Or why Scooby is so important?

Or, you know, come on too strong, but...

Our mission is to make sure he doesn't get the other two.

Over easy.

Ow, ow, oh. Ow!

Ow! What was that for?

Ow.

Pardon me. Whoa!

Per county records,

Perfect. We have it!

Pinhead. The question was rhetorical.

Please tell me you got some leads.

Please, Dastardly,

Poor man's Hemsworth stays with me.

Prepare your taste buds for a Scoob Shag specialty.

Punch it, Dee Dee.

Put that down!

R R R Rick.

Raggy, look.

Raggy, you promised you'd never leave.

Raggy!

Raggy!

Raggy?

Raggy.

Raggy.

Raggy.

Ranks, Raggy. It's all in the hips.

Rasm Frasm. Money bath! [CHUCKLING]

Ready, sir.

Ready!

Really harsh.

Regretfully, my father has moved on to a better place.

Remember at the bowling alley

Remember the phantom sea squid at the haunted aquarium?

Repeat. I have a grand theft gyro in progress.

Requires hard work and determination.

Residents report seeing a phantom tuna trawler

Retails for $99.95.

Return them to their cell.

Rick. With a D.

Ridiculous sandwiches at lunch.

Right behind you, Scoob.

Right, Rottens?

Right, Scoob?

Right? Am I right?

Right.

Ring, ring!

Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Ring, ring!

Rokay, Rick.