Garfield (2004) Edit

A bug?

A CAT scan!

A cat's life is at stake. Whoa!

A deranged man? What is this?

A dim witted, smelly, goofy... [Sighs]

A dog. I'm ready for a dog.

A fabulous dancing puppy called Odie!

A manicure and a pedicure, okay?

A special treat. What have you got for us, Hap?

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aah! Good grief. It's my idiot brother.

Abby Shields reporting. Whatcha got for me, Abby?

Actually, that train has stopped. It's returning to the station.

Actually, um...

Adoption. Looks like one of us is getting out of here.

Ah ooh!

Ah ooh!

Ah, and that's the sign that the tank is full.

Ah, guten Morgen, Chris.

Ah, shut up!

Ah.

Ah. Good morning, New York.

Aha!

Ahh!

All aboard!

All aboard!

All I wanted was to sleep in my own bed.

All right, boys. Dog pile!

All right, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you've never scratched before.

All right, I'll handle this.

All right. I need a five count lineup right now. Let's go.

All right. It's okay. I'm on. I'm on. Relax.

All right. Let's line it up.

Alley... oop!

Although, he seems to have found an alternative lifestyle.

An autograph would be splendid.

And another and another.

And everybody always said I was the handsome one.

And get myself a little high fat chaser.

And get those goodies.

And he lets you vacation in this charming animal pound. Hello?

And here I am working with this sack of dander on a dead end regional morning show.

And I am over it. Hey, we re... we're safe now.

And I kinda want you back home too.

And I would like to introduce him to all of you.

And I'll purr. I'll purr like a Ferrari. Or make that a Jaguar.

And let's see how you feel with 200 volts coursing...

And now you've got a tick magnet.

And that's... that's all I really want him to be.

And this may be the worst ever.

And this must be where he's got his little table.

And to do it, you cast Odie out into the cold, cruel world?

And you don't give me enough space.

And you won't have to see her anymore.

And you, Luca, the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.

And you're a major league suck up.

And your point is?

And, uh, I'm going to put up some more posters tomorrow.

And, uh, if you see him, give me a call, please.

And, uh, the TV over there.

And, uh...

Another day ruined.

Any word from the network yet?

Apaw and a half maybe. This is a done deal. I can do this.

Are going to be climbing aboard that New Amsterdam Limited at 3:00 p. M...

Are we on the right train?

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Arf! Arf! Arf! Quickly!

At this difficult time.

Aw!

Ayayayayay.

B b b b b bah, ha!

Back it up, Red. She went with Trigger.

Back to you, Dan.

Back to you, Dan.

Back up. Come on.

Bad things happen out there. So I don't go out there.

Be happy.

Because dogs... run away.

Because we both love the same thing, and that is...

Beep, beep. Cat coming through. Beep, beep. Going through the tunnel.

Before you stepped up to someone of my level.

Being left byJon while he takes Odie out.

Belly rub, uh...

Besides defending my life? Jon got a dog...

Besides, I've found if you wait long enough...

Better luck next time. Now you be careful.

Better split before animal control gets here.

Betty, today, why don't you start me off with a Swedish massage...

Bon voyage.

Bound to New York City, where we have the opportunity...

Boy, this puppy is stupid gone wild!

Bringing a dog into a house that already has a cat.

Buddy!

But I've got somebody waiting for me, very devoted, almost crippled.

But now, I'm a celebrity cable castoff cat...

But sources tell me that this incident...

But there you are "live from The Hague"...

But we have a common purpose. We shareJon.

But wh wh what about the milk?

But, come on. You can be really annoying sometimes.

But, uh, I don't hate the guy.

Bye bye, everybody. Garfield is leaving the building.

Can anyone direct me to the pink building...

Can I just say your hands are freezing?

Can we drop it? I mean, it's no big... deal.

Can you do this?

Can't do this. Reached physical limits.

Code blue! Code blue! We got runners. We got runners.

Come here! Get back here!

Come here. There you go.

Come on over here and just jump right into the pail, and help me.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, Louis. I got 3,000 teeny mouths to feed.

Come on, Odie. Just like this.

Come on, Odie. Showtime.

Come on, Pinkie. Move it out! Oh! Sorry. Sorry.

Come on! I'll just use my left claw.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. No, seriously. Come on up.

Come on. Humor me, would ya?

Come on. It's just across the street. We're cats. We like milk.

Come on. It's real simple. Here, I'll even throw your ball in there.

Come on. Let's go for a ride to someplace you love...

Come on. No. Just in here like this.

Come on. Uh huh.

Cool. I owe you one, "G."

Could you please be quiet? Guard! Guards!

Cut the sweet stuff. Easy now. Just...

D Do you guys have a pass or something?

Damned cat allergies.

Details are sketchy, but it appears that a deranged man...

Did you guys see that? Thank you, fellas. Thank you.

Did you guys see that? Thank you, fellas. Thank you.

Did you really think you could just run away from Happy Chapman?

Do I have to bark like Lassie?

Do you have a problem with that?

Do you know, that is absolutely charming.

Do you think he's ready for the audition?

Doesn't realize how important I am to him.

Dog act! Story of my life.

Dog cooties. Somebody inoculate me, please.

Dog got kidnapped by a TV star, I'm trying to rescue him.

Dogs, bite but don't chew. And, rats...

Don't move? Not a problem.

Don't push your luck, fat cat.

Don't stop! Don't stop!

Down you go. We just hit it off so great...

Eat hair ball, Happy Chapman!

Everything comes to you.

Everything will be back to normal.

Excuse me, ma'am. Please call 911.

Excuse me. Can I get through here?

Family name.

Finally, back on my regular schedule.

First Odie, and now Garfield. Liz, I am the worst pet owner on the planet.

First thing Monday morning... [Breathing Heavily]

Fly with me. Maybe something a little bit more challenging.

Follow the ball, andjump in the pail.

Garfield, don't even think about it.

Garfield, get down from there, man.

Garfield, I'm not in the mood.

Garfield, Jon brought a dog home.

Garfield, lunchtime.

Garfield, relax. Look. We're here.

Garfield, this is Odie. He's coming home with us.

Garfield, where are you?

Garfield, where are you?

Garfield, you can't just be wandering around the city.

Garfield!

Garfield!

Garfield!

Garfield!

Garfield! No!

Garfield! Odie!

Garfield's being... Garfield.

Garfield's on TV. He's a hero.

Gee, I don't know, Nermal.

Get him, Garfield!

Get him, Jon!

Get that weak stuff outta here.

Get yourself lost. Take a powder for a couple days, get a haircut and grow a beard.

Get... A Ah... Just... All right.

Give me the Benadryl. Give me the Benadryl.

Go jump in the pail, and we'll shoot you into outer space.

Good afternoon, gentlemen. What will you be having today... salmon, steak or lasagna?

Good luck with the plague and rabies and everything.

Good night, Odie. Good night, Garfield.

Good to see you, partner.

Gotta fly, everybody. Really, please, stay behind the security fences.

Gravity, do your thang!

Great. Wish me luck with the nightmares.

Guard, may I have some shoelaces, please?

Guess we'll just... purge the system.

H He's months of positive reinforcement away from consistently performing.

Halt! Stop! You have not been cleared for release.

Happening right there behind you.

Happy Chapman took Odie? You think he's got Garfield too?

Happy Chapman?

Happy Chapman. Happy Chapman. Happy Chapman.

Happy, you promised you'd never use that.

Have you tasted yourself lately?

He came and took Odie home.

He didn't steal me. I was doing the rescue work.

He looks like the type.

He needs to be loved.

He puts up with me, and he feeds me.

He still can't dance.

He was the only reason you were spending time with me.

He's a dumb dog. No offense, Luca.

He's about 15 pounds. He's brownish yellow with brown floppy ears.

He's going for a ride in the police car.

He's just a happy, fat, lazy cat.

He's my friend.

Hello, Pooky. Miss me?

Hey, back off. Garfield? What are you doing here?

Hey, body fat's good with us.

Hey, Boomer, I really gotta run.

Hey, buddy. Good boy. Who's a good boy, huh?

Hey, come on.

Hey, could you slow down? I've been doing this running thing all day.

Hey, I ride shotgun!

Hey, it wasn't exactly the first class lounge in there for me either.

Hey, Luca, is that a new chain you're wearin', fella?

Hey, moondust...

Hey, new guy, let me hip you to the rules, okay?

Hey, nobody gets to mistreat my dog like that except me.

Hey, now, why am I being surrounded here?

Hey, Odie, help me. I can't get up.

Hey, Persnikitty. Happy Chapman's cat. What are you doing in here?

Hey, save it for talent night.

Hey, tall, dark and human, what's for breakfast?

Hey, wait up! Wait up for me! You forgot me!

Hey, what about me?

Hey, what do you say we play brain surgeon?

Hey! How 'bout this? Out the front door.

Hey! Look. Garfield's dancing with Odie.

Hey...

Hi, it's Jon. I was just calling to see if Odie's been over there.

High maintenance disco dog.

Hilarious.

His name's Odie, and he's not gonna make it...

Hit a guy when he's not looking? Okay.

Hm. Well, maybe he's fetching the paper for the neighbors.

Hmm.

Ho, look at this. Watch out for this thing.

Houston, we have a problem.

How 'bout I do the rolling around with the yarn ball thing?

How are you, newbie? This might be your lucky day.

How could I ever repay you?

How could you understand? He's my friend.

How's Sunday?

Huh? Oh, I know... Chuck E. Cheese.

Huh? Oh, that's a little dramatic.

Huh? Oh...

Huh? That's his last name... Schnitzel?

Hurry up, Wendell. Fortune waits for no man.

Hyah, Pinkie! Hyah! They're gaining on us, Pinkie!

I almost got it.

I believe you've found my dog.

I called the pound. I put up posters.

I can do this. Beyond this intersection is just another intersection.

I can help the transition go smoothly.

I can see everything up here. I can see my house.

I can see the whole neighborhood.

I can't go on like this anymore, Wendell.

I can't just go out and pretend like nothing's happened, can I?

I can't live without Garfield.

I can't try the door. I couldn't handle another stampede.

I changed my mind. I wanna be a star."

I couldn't have done this without you. L...

I don't believe it. L... I had a crush on you too.

I don't belong in here. I have an owner.

I don't do the chase thing.

I don't leave the cul de sac for anything.

I don't need to be adopted, guys. My guyJon is coming to get me, I'm sure.

I even see you raise a leg, and it's on, it's go time, pal.

I forgot about our dinner. [Chuckles] Yeah.

I get the chills when you jump in your little spacecraft.

I got a question for you. Do you love your cat?

I got it. It's just a train set, only bigger.

I hate Mondays.

I just need a little quality time with man's real best friend...

I know what it's like to be unloved. Well, you do.

I know you don't hear me, but can't you just listen?

I know you're gonna flip for Odie because he sure is flipping for you.

I know you've been sad and lonely since the divorce, and I've tried to be a friend...

I looked everywhere, but I can't find him.

I love it when you do that.

I love the smell of cinnamon apple in the morning.

I made your favorite... lasagna.

I may just nibble.

I mean, that collar is inhumane.

I need to be so very understanding of him...

I promise if I survive, I'll never compete with a dog again.

I said limo, not taxi. Do you know the difference?

I saw him last night, but I haven't seen him this morning.

I saw this and I thought, pretty sure it was your...

I slept like a fat cat.

I suppose ifJon can do this, I can.

I think I had a nightmare like this once.

I think I recognize that whine.

I think I'm going to blow cat chow chunks.

I think it builds character.

I think that's a lovely idea. [Chuckles]

I thought the segment went quite well.

I understand Happy has a big surprise for us.

I was doing a solo dance, and a creepy dog comes up next to me?

I was giving him a bath, and I forgot to put his collar back on.

I was provoked, pushed, prodded, driven mad.

I was the one. It was all about me.

I was the smart one. And I was born first.

I was trained in the classical theater, you know. Uh huh.

I was trying to save a friend...

I wish there was something I could do to help you out.

I won't climb d****s though. That's more than you get from some dumb dog.

I'd say the refrigerator is unguarded.

I'll be down to meet you at the station, Odie.

I'll catch up with ya. It's probably just a mild concussion...

I'll catch you later. I don't do the vertical thing.

I'll try to come back and visit, and if I don't, I'll try to write.

I'm a cat in trouble. I'm hitching a ride in your muumuu.

I'm a walking the dog.

I'm Christopher Mello. Remember...

I'm going to teach him how to drink out of the toilet.

I'm gonna get to work on losing those last 20 pounds.

I'm happy to live the rest of my life up here. Thank you.

I'm never gonna let you out of my sight again.

I'm so sorry I got you into this mess.

I'm sorry. Garfield, not now.

I'm touched.

I'm trying to do some rescue work here, pal.

I'm trying to rescue the dog that replaced you, Persnikitty.

I'm walking the porch. I'm holding a torch. I'm ready to scorch.

I've got to get a dog.

I've looked all around the neighborhood, and I can't find him.

If he has to live his life in a cage.

If I could get my hands on a really talented dog...

If I didn't have a box over my head, I'd be humiliated.

If I ever get off this chain, you're goin' down.

If I were you, I'd grab a nice piece of carpet.

If it wasn't for Odie, you'd be Luca's chew toy.

If my legs were longer, I'd have caught you by now. Come here.

If they would please take their positions for the viewings.

If you tell her the truth, you'll feel much better.

In fact, the police are bringing the suspect out as we speak.

In the fur!

Is making an unscheduled stop on Platform 12.

Is now departing from Platform 12.

Is that big orange blob a cat?

Is that butt broken?

Is the dog's future.

Isn't that right, Persnikitty?

It could go. Uh huh.

It defines you in some funny way.

It isn't gonna work with m... me.

It's 100% body fat. No nutritional value whatsoever.

It's a... You know what it is? It's like a, uh...

It's called "my claw in your butt"game.

It's cute.

It's kinda creepy having a vet around the house anyway.

It's like a declaration. I have a... a... d...

It's like you're not his favorite anymore.

It's one of the reasons I had a crush on you in high school.

It's showtime.

It's true. I know. It's a crime against nature.

It's... just a splattered bug on the windshield of my life.

Jon doesn't let me sleep up top. Ever.

Jon has completely lost his mind.

Jon must want to go for his own reason.

Jon needs us even more.

Jon, I think we got a little problem here.

Jon, I wanna be more than your friend.

Jon, Odie's on TV, and he's wearing lederhosen.

Jon, there's something important I need to ask you.

Jon, you had me, a chick magnet...

Jon, you know you don't have to do this if you don't want to.

Jon, you're denser than ever.

Jon's a cat guy, not a dog guy.

Jon's gonna be here in five minutes anyway.

Jon's got those macadamia nut cookies. I'm trying to maintain.

Jump back! And kiss myself.

Just one quick cannonball!

Just one second. I'm trying to find my friend.

Just wait for one second.

Kibbly Kat. Yes, there it is.

L I don't know. But we're gonna find out.

L I'm not a stray.

L I'm sorry. Garfield, not now.

Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield has left the cul de sac.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is amazing!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the dog show.

Leave me alone. I'm not kidding, Yodel Odie.

Leave me alone. You've won.

Let me ask you a question, chubby.

Let me just, uh, get my jacket, and then we'll go.

Let me tell you something, Happy.

Let's get Garfield in for his dip. I wanna talk to you in private.

Let's get outta here.

Let's get outta here. Let's beat it!

Let's go.

Let's play astronaut again today.

Let's see what happens when I do this.

Let's see. AppleJacks. Frosted Flakes. Cocoa Puffs.

Let's start at the park.

Let's start at the park.

Like a wart you wanna have removed until you realize...

Liz, I am ready to take a chance.

Liz, I've wanted to ask you the same thing for a very long time.

Liz, uh, we can't go out tonight.

Liz! Liz!

Look at me go! Whoo hoo!

Look at the goony look on his face.

Look who's here on the porch.

Look who's here to witness this. The mailman!

Look, when he sees you, he expects more from me. Don't you get that?

Look. We kind of got off on the wrong paw.

Lookee here! It's Odie!

Looking for a dog, and I'm stuck with a cat.

Looks good on ya. You look great. You been working out?

Looks like we got ourselves a blockage.

Looks like we got us a cat with no tags.

Louis, I think you and I have an account still, remember?

Louis, what are you doing in the house when Jon's home?

Love me. Feed me. Never leave me.

Luca, do me a favor and eat him for me, would you, please?

Luca's about to have Odie for lunch.

Ma'am, I'm looking for one train in particular.

Ma'am, you don't understand. You have to stop that train.

May be the cause of all the trouble here.

Maybe I'll get a CATscan.

Maybe it's changing routes. Maybe this'll be the last we'll ever see of it.

Maybe... Hmm, a paw?

Meat? No, it's not meat. I'm... They measured.

Mm!

Mm. Mm!

Mm. Mmm.

Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

Mmm.

Mmm. [Burps]

Mmm. M M M M M M M Mm.

Mouse!

Move! Move! Move, Pinkie! Move, Pinkie! Move!

Music! Music, you idiot!

Must go back and reload.

My box... My box had something on it.

My dog and my cat are on that train.

My name is Jon Arbuckle, and, um, I can't find my dog.

My name isn't really Persnikitty.

N Never leave the cul de sac. Never leave the cul de sac.

Nah, this is just a bad dream. I'm gonna close my eyes and when I open them...

Neglect and degradation.

Never leave the cul de sac. Never leave the cul de...

Never. You guys are my best friends.

Nice accessory, but I don't think I want to play "dress up"with you, pal.

No dumb dirty animal is ever gonna get the better of me.

No need for a second opinion.

No thanks, I'm full.

No, he's Happy Chapman's dog.

No, I don't want another dog.

No, I mean, come on. Let's go find him.

No, it's something like this here.

No, Odie's an imbecile until further notice.

No, sir, please take your seat.

No? Wendy's? Taco Kitty? No?

No. Down. Down, dumb dog.

No. I'm not coming down.

No. No, I'm... I'm glad you're here.

No. No, it's okay.

No. Now's not the time for a plate of meat loaf.

No. Wait. Please. Stop.

Nobody poisons anymore.

Not about some stupid, sniveling, smelly...

Not close. Oh, great.

Not for me, you imbecile. For the act.

Not like all those other jerks.

Not now, Garfield.

Now I think I'll just fall off the "Catkin's" diet...

Now we'll see how smart you really are.

Now, before the show starts, go over to the snack section on the south lawn...

Now, just wake up. You've got work to do.

Now, when I give you the signal, we gotta cross the street.

Now.

Now's the time for a plate of courage.

Number one... that's my chair, all right?

O O O O...

O Oh.

Ode man.

Ode ster!

Ode!

Odie, come here. That's a good boy. Oh, hi.

Odie, get off the pail.

Odie, here I come! Don't worry, fella.

Odie, my friend, bring me some ice.

Odie, try something else. Maybe there's a game on.

Odie, would you mind sharing the remote, please?

Odie! Odie, come on. Come on, buddy. Come on back.

Odie! Odie, you want a treat? Huh? Buddy?

Odie! Odie?

Odie! Where are you, boy?

Odie? Garfield?

Odie? You came out here to be with me?

Odie? You came out here to be with me?

Odie. I found you.

Odie... You wanna sleep in the bed?

Odie's the family name, you know?

Odieschnitzel!

Of course it went well, you toad!

Of tomato paste, ricotta cheese, ground meat and pasta!

Oh, come on with that.

Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!

Oh, come on, Jon. Jon!

Oh, do I feel good this morning.

Oh, excuse me. L I think you may have forgotten something.

Oh, gosh, hot doggy.

Oh, I don't believe you guys. I didn't know he was gonna run away.

Oh, I love to dish it out. [Laughs]

Oh, I missed you guys so much. I was so worried about you.

Oh, I'm glad you think so, Chris, because I have a little announcement to make.

Oh, I've been waiting years for this.

Oh, it's always gotta be smashing and crashing.

Oh, Jonny boy, the time has come to get a car alarm.

Oh, my gosh. How low have I sunk?

Oh, my poor nose.

Oh, my poor nose.

Oh, no, it's a stampede! Stampede!

Oh, no, no, no. We're not bringing a dog home with us.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, now I really am gonna die!

Oh, now, this is insulting. You know I'm house trained.

Oh, please, what a know it all!

Oh, right in the nose again!

Oh, taxi.

Oh, thank you, Mr. Chapman, but Odie's just my pet.

Oh, that's bad even for you. Oh, you're so sad!

Oh, then he replaced me with a dog and dumped me in this wretched place.

Oh, this really is too much.

Oh, watch your step there. [Laughs]

Oh, yeah. You know, he was kinda dopey looking and spry.

Oh, you are a heavy one.

Oh, you little suck up. Oh!

Oh! [Groans]

Oh! Look. What am I supposed to say?

Oh! Odie! Oh, come on.

Oh! Oh, liver!

Oh! Really?

Oh. Two hours.

Oh...

Okay, everybody. Let's take it from the top.

Okay, everything looks good out there.

Okay, hold up. All right. We're almost there.

Okay, I've gotta... remain calm, that's all.

Okay, thanks for saving my hide with Luca. Get off!

Okay, thanks.

Okay, that's it.

Okay, time for a new game.

Okay, what am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?

Okay! You got me!

Okay.

Okay. All right. I need a ride.

Okay. Well, this is for you.

Old Happy Chapman and Odieschnitzel...

On the other hand, I wonder if there's any meat loafleft in the fridge.

Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna.

One question... Am I still gorgeous? [Gasps]

Ooh! [Giggles]

Ooh! And that is even nicer.

Ooh.

Ooh. Woah!

Oooh!

Oops. Dogs. Uh oh.

Or... or a skull fracture.

Out there, it's a hornet's nest of trouble.

Over and out.

Paws on the white line. Tails in the air.

Payback. [Laughs] He's a nut.

People, control those animals now!

Pooky, cover me. I'm goin' in.

Poor Odie. He faces a future of torture...

Pop a worm pill and hit the road. I'm busy.

Potholes, subways, animal control.

Psst! I'll be right behind you, little buddy.

Quickly, turn around... before he finds out where we live!

Rats! Aah! [Whimpering]

Remember, be happy.

Right! R... Dinner.

Run! Run! Let's go! Get the door!

Schmuck.

Seaweed wrap, loofah...

See ya later, Garfield. Good luck with the bug thing!

See, I knew you could do it if you put your mind to it.

See, I'm getting my exercise, doin' my job.

Seems like you got yourself in a jam, huh?

Shouldn't have tried it without snacks.

Slow down! Please slow down! I'm right back here!

Slow... down.

So great of you to come out to see me...

So great of you to come out to see me...

So much time, and so little I need to do.

So, I'll...

So, stand back. [Grunting]

So, um, what's your confession/ admission/declaration?

So, when does our train leave?

So, you're here to look at a cat.

Some part of me always wanted to know what it'd be like...

Somebody found him. 52903 Euclid Street.

Somehow involved a dog and a very heroic cat.

Something that I wouldn't ask most guys who come in here.

Somewhere around here...

Sorry, Garfield, man. I couldn't help it.

Splattered bug that I will deal with appropriately and enthusiastically.

Steak. I hate lasagna.

Strong finish, little buddy.

Sunday is... Sunday's great. S Sunday's good. Sunday.

Sure, Jon, I'll eat all your lasagna for you.

Surf s up!

Tail waxing and then crack my toes to finish.

Take it outside!

Telegraph Tower. That's where they make The Happy Chapman Show.

Television.

Th The two of us. Tonight. Of course.

Thank you for all your help yesterday. You were... You were great.

Thank you very much.

Thanks for the ride.

Thanks, boys. The home team will take it from here.

Thanks, Happy. And thank you for joining us.

That always leaves you feeling pampered and refreshed.

That cat's puss is everywhere... TV, newspapers, T shirts.

That could have a future in television.

That one. The one that looks like the cat on TV.

That was a cheap shot.

That wasn't my stomach, was it?

That's my food.

That's not very smart, needed my help.

That's right. Don't sneak up on me, baby.

That's shown on the back of the Kibbly Kat box?

The 50 housewives who saw it, loved it.

The gentleman with the cat on Channel 37.

The nation thanks you. Prepare to blast off.

The New Amsterdam Limited is now departing from Platform 12.

The push off the chair? Off! I don't want to play.

The real question, Luca, is how shall I outwit you this time?

The Telegraph Tower in all its splendor.

Then splendid it shall be.

There are dangers everywhere.

There you are. Oh!

There's gotta be a big table...

There's my ball!

There's no room for anybody else in Garfield's world.

They're like buddies now!

This collar...

This is a nightmare. L...

This is exactly what I deserve anyway.

This is for you if you happen to change your mind.

This is ridiculous.

This is WalterJ. Chapman reporting live from The Hague.

This is your new home, Odie. That's my office over there.

This is your new home.

This is your new home.

This rescue thing is exhausting.

This'll last a week, maybe 10 days. Tops.

Tickets? Chop chop.

To be regular contributors on Good Day, New York.

To go to New York to become regulars on Good Day, New York.

To have a pet that actually wants to play with you.

To you, Odie might be just a dumb, stupid, smelly dog.

Trying to avoid your duties, huh?

Trying to cuddle with me, huh?

Two more cookies and you got a deal. But we gotta keep it on the down low.

Uh huh. That's fancy footwork.

Uh oh! Don't touch that!

Uh oh. Here's more trouble.

Uh, I was calling to see if you'd seen Odie? Um, I think he's run away.

Uh, it's the one right by the blue and orange tree.

Uh, Luca, this is Odie. Odie, Luca.

Uh, Mr. Pathetic, you've had a crush on her since high school.

Uh, no, but they're looking for a dog act on Good Day, New York.

Uh, oops.

Uh, shouldn't those hips be in the shop? Walk this way, please.

Uh, uh, it's not really a confession. More of an admission.

Uh, yeah. He's on his way to the train station. He's going to New York.

Uh, you know, uh, Liz, I have a confession.

Um, I think you have my dog Odie.

Um, I upped the reward to, um, $200.

Um, I'm offering a reward.

Very well.

W Wait a minute. Are... Are you... asking me out?

Waa... oh! I think I pulled a hamstring.

Wait a minute. Did I just hear that right?

Wait a second.

Wait up! Wait up!

Wait, no. I think I know where this is going.

Wait. Don't. No. Oh.

Warning: Collision.

We have things there that we're sure...

We saw how you locked Odie outside last night.

We...

We're free. Oh.

We're gonna stop that train. Come on.

We're having dinner, remember?

Well, I may have been a little tough about protecting my turf...

Well, I sure could. The one thing you can't do is tell her the dog's gone.

Well, I'm not gonna worry about him.

Well, I'm sorry. Folks in Boston are gonna be a little late today.

Well, I'm stumped. Maybe Olive Garden for you?

Well, relax. Uh, I think he was going to camp out.

Well, step it up a little bit. Something like this.

Well, thank you. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.

Well, that just ain't gonna... fly!

Well, that's gotta feel bad...

Well, this doesn't feel pink building ish.

Well, this gets me off the hook with Jon and the gang.

Well, this may hurt a little then.

Well, we can fix that.

Well, well, well. I've got you now, fat cat.

Well, what have we got here?

Well, what if I compromise a little?

Wh... What are you doing here?

Wha...

What am I gonna do with you?

What are you looking at, tick boy?

What are you talking about?

What good is a cat that can't chase a mouse?

What part of"no" don't you understand?

What the... Aw.

What the... Get away from me, pip squeak.

What... What am I gonna do? I've waited for this night my entire life.

What's the matter? Oh, my God! Odie, what are you doing here?

When do heroes get to eat?

When I give the signal, run like a mad cow.

When you book at the last minute.

Where did everybody go?

Where is that silly dog?

Where was I? Right here. I was right here.

Which he's been doing a lot recently, and it appears to have nothing to do with me.

While we're young. Today! Let's go!

Who wants to go to the Red Lobster alley?

Who would want that kind of exposure?

Whoa!

Whoa! Now I feel like it.

Whoa! Whoa, baby.

Whoa! Whoa, Garfield, do it again.

Whoa! You went in there to get a date and came out with a dog?

Whoa. Watch the train, pal.

Whoa... [Groans]