Mo' Money Edit

A black titty with a frozen nipple. You want some?

A job ain't nothing but work!

A vein just don't come every day, you gotta get it...

A whole lot of mayo. Thank you, mister.

About what?

Acquisitions is having babies about the C 89 form. Finished?

Actually, there is one thing that you can do for me.

After the fact. It's official.

Ain't he so sweet?

Ain't that something?

Ain't that something.

All right, come on. Go for it!

All right, you got a deal.

All right.

All right.

All right. We'll let him be the best man.

All the crazy dudes in the world to have working for you.

All you care about is that stupid girl, and that stupid job!

Allison, file this, please.

Amber, it's not that funny. What are you laughing at?

Amber, open the door! I just wanna talk to you!

Amber! Amber, let's go!

Amber? I like that! Excuse me, Miss Amber.

And a tigerskin blanket. And some snakeskin drawers.

And could we have two more baskets of raisin bread?

And I must say here that it has been a real...

Anyways, how much is something like this?

Are we having fun?

Are you wasting my time? You give me my money back.

As soon as you find your fucking balls!

Asshole! Son of a bitch is gonna kill somebody.

Autopsy confirms Forrest's broken neck wasn't from the accident.

Bam!

Be nice. Get some clothes too, will you?

Before the cops come! Run, fatso!

Besides, it wouldn't benefit either one of us.

Besides, she's a money hungry ho! Why do you think her eyes are green?

Boy, this kid had credit.

But he was my partner! He saved my life! You understand?

But you would've still had your face!

By the way, that's Charlotte.

Bye, doughboy.

Bye! Hope you wash your face!

Bye.

Calm down, Timmy. Timmy.

Came to get the C 89 form. I'll have this down to them.

Can I get a witness? Yes, Lord. And I must say...

Can we get together for lunch?

Catch me if you can!

Certainly. Anything else I could do?

Certainly. Zero, six, nine, one, three...

Changing your image with a job ain't gonna get you no girl!

Check that room!

Child! He done forgot his Depends!

Chris, come here.

Chris?

Christ! I gotta get back to my office.

Close the fucking door!

Come again. And again and again.

Come back here!

Come here.

Come on in.

Come on, Johnny!

Come on, let's go.

Come on, man. Don't you die on me! Slim?

Come on, man. I saw a crocodile sweatsuit.

Come on, Miss Lady Girl.

Come on!

Come on! Take us both to hell.

Come on.

Come on. I'll introduce you to your machine.

Come on. This is gonna be fun.

Could I get a printout of the names on that tape?

Could I get Reverend Pimp Daddy to be my lawyer, please?

Could you hurry? I'm waiting on a call.

Customer's always right. Folks, knowledge is the key.

Damn!

Damn! I'm sorry to hear that.

Damn.

Damn. Fire?

Died at 1:13. Messenger for the Dynasty Corporation.

Do you know how much is out there that we didn't get?

Don't be sad.

Don't be sad. Life's good, you just need direction.

Don't get all hyper. Cornbread telling you what else we got.

Don't stand out here like a couple of roaches.

Don't talk. See? Look at that.

Don't throw that away, okay?

Don't touch those chips. Don't touch the cakes.

Don't worry. I got you a lawyer.

Doodle tooth. Call me... My breath...

Due to an unfortunate episode last night, Chris is no longer with us.

Everyone! I'd like to introduce you to a new employee today.

Excuse me, everyone.

Excuse me, husband!

Excuse me, nurse. What room is Johnny Stewart in?

Excuse me? How much is this book?

Excuse me. That'll be $6.50, please.

Fill this out.

Fine.

Fine. Just collect your things and go back to the projects.

Five Italian suits from Elite Wear.

Fix him a turkey sandwich. Hurry, he's crazy.

Flight Limousine Service.

Flowers.

For the money.

For you? Free, take it.

Forty gets you 80!

Four years of work, work, work.

Frank, how you doing? That short for Frankfurter?

Frankfurter! Frankfurter!

Get away from me, fucking bum!

Get away from my cab! Get a job! Join a union!

Get him out. Let him die in the street like a dog.

Get it fixed.

Get off my car!

Get off, you fucker!

Get out of here. Get out, now.

Get over there, even if you have to examine the damn body yourself. Go.

Get that meat out of here!

Get the door, Dolemite.

Get turkey. He needs lactate.

Get your hands off me, you bald headed, flatfoot faggot!

Give me your wallet! Now!

Go ahead, man.

Go ahead, turn your back on me like you always do!

Go shave that crust ache off your lip.

Good idea. This guy might not be totally legit.

Good luck. You're the number one guy.

Grocery list.

He died on the toilet. They gotta wipe his ass and take him away.

He even lowered my prescription.

He wants to know where you got this card.

He wants to use your phony credit cards to buy full price plane tickets.

He'll say I fucked up my first legitimate job.

He's a good worker. A real asset to the company.

He's a top level executive. I'd have lost my job!

He's gonna call. I got a feeling.

He's still alive.

He's willing to be 50 50 partners with you...

Hear the one about the guy who goes to a psychiatrist?

Hello, my weakness. How you doing?

Hello? Excuse me? I got to go get the money.

Help!

Here today, gone tomorrow.

Here you go. Here's a piece of chicken.

Here!

Here.

Here. Why don't you get yourself a decent meal, boy?

Here's some chicken.

Here's the deal.

Hey, buy a book for your kid.

Hey, don't forget! You're my number one guy.

Hey, John! It ain't gonna fall from the sky!

Hey, Johnny baby! What are you doing for lunch?

Hey, man, I dug in a lot of garbages for that!

Hey, stupid!

Hey, yo. Check it out.

Hey! Anybody got some paper?

Hey! Miss! Miss!

Hey! That looks just like you! Wait a minute. That is you!

Hi, cutie.

Hi, remember me? How about dinner?

Hi! We'd like to see your jewels, please.

Hi.

His name is Jonathan Stewart!

Hold it!

Hold on!

Hold this, Johnny.

Home base, I got a situation here.

Homeboy!

How about a drink?

How about breakfast?

How do they get the jelly into these things?

How long does a coroner's report take? We'll be dead when it comes.

Husband said I could put it on my Dynasty Club Card.

I ain't John Gotti!

I always let Johnny do this to me. Why am I in this damn thing?

I always let this man talk me into this.

I checked these against my printout...

I could probably get it. It's easy.

I didn't think so.

I didn't.

I don't give a rat's ass!

I don't have a kid.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I figured that out when you walked in the room.

I forgot his medicine at home. Don't touch the eggs.

I found these receipts on the late Chris Fields.

I got a feeling they hired somebody.

I got something much better in mind.

I got what you need! Hey, get high off this!

I got you the promotion. You're making that extra money.

I gotta conquer the whole self esteem thing. Boom!

I gotta get my shit together.

I gotta go see my brother.

I gotta poop.

I guess you don't want to hear about the mink socks!

I had a negative self image as a kid.

I hate that stupid girl.

I hate to be so pedantic, but it's "isn't that something."

I have $10,000 at my grandmother's house.

I have an eating disorder, you know.

I have no frame of reference. I'm a man of the computer age.

I hit the lottery.

I just don't understand this.

I knew the cops would find out. This is getting way out of hand...

I know a girl.

I know this dude, his name is Keith. Keith Heading.

I know this guy who owns six travel agencies.

I know. That's the dead guy next door.

I lose my credit card. Someone finds it and goes on a shopping spree.

I must be drunk.

I put 25 cents in here. When it's used up, then I hang up!

I put the cards there. It was just a matter of time.

I quit.

I really mean it. Good luck.

I refuse to get paranoid or hostile in a competitive situation.

I rest my scrotum.

I run this department.

I said if you showed your stupid face again...

I saw this four finger ring that said "Seymour" and "Johnny."

I see we got a new guy.

I think she won all that!

I think this job is the key for me. So does my shrink.

I thought Frankfurter got you!

I thought you were supposed to be working.

I thought you'd have your shit together. But you don't.

I told you he'd call!

I want the you know what.

I wanted to ask you to marry me. Can I get down on one knee?

I was in a chicken costume, giving out coupons. It didn't fit my image.

I wish I had an ice cream It'll look just like you.

I wonder how long it takes to get white?

I'd lick it slow from head to toe...

I'd rather do this on my own, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell him.

I'll get out myself.

I'll kill you, you stupid fuck.

I'll knock you out!

I'll show them that they can't rob me of my right to exist!

I'm a good driver, don't you think?

I'm a good judge of character.

I'm considering postponing your case for a few months...

I'm gonna kick your ass! Come here, boy!

I'm gonna kill this son of a bitch! Now you tell me!

I'm looking for Chris Fields? You know him?

I'm looking for someone nice to talk to.

I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm ready to jam! I do time for breakfast!

I've got a joke for you.

I've got a joke. Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

I've got great news. I've got tickets to the opera tonight.

I've just been informed that Jonathan Stewart will be his replacement.

I've tried...

Idiot didn't break it in half. He's supposed to.

If he was gonna be impotent, he wanted to look impotent.

If I was setting you up, wouldn't cops be here now with their guns?

If they find out about my probation, I could go away.

If you fuck me...

If you see a fire, stop, drop, and roll! Go!

If you're not the top guy, tell me who is!

Is she cute?

It says here that you attended Mt. Holyoke College in Massachusetts.

It was about 90 degrees. You got kids?

It's a stolen card. Detain the cardholder. Security is on its way.

It's America, remember?

It's Chris. He got stabbed to death last night.

It's not like they're gonna find out...

It's okay. He's temporary. I got plans for you and me.

Jesus Christ! Who authorized this sting?

John?

John.

Johnny, get me out of here.

Johnny, I came up with the master plan.

Johnny, I lie a lot.

Johnny, I'll get you.

Johnny, this is Keith Heading. He's head of security.

Johnny! Sweet and sour pork very, very good!

Johnny.

Johnny. This is great. This is really good.

Join a Boy's Club!

Just go home and i'll take care of it, okay?

Just open the fucking door!

Keep going. You're doing good.

Keith Heading told me that joke!

Keith Heading told me that joke!

Know something? I have no use for you anymore.

Ladies and gentlemen, knowledge is the key to understanding and... Damn!

Let me guess, not from around here?

Let me hold your belt. I gotta get this vein up.

Let me wear your belt!

Let's get out of here!

Let's move it!

Let's see. Dinner at Lu Chow's. Yum yum, dim sum.

Lieutenant? I just got off the phone with the lab.

Like I said, I had that little bitch by the neck.

Like it? I loves it!

Listen, I'll review your application...

Listen, I'm going to the bar right down the street.

Listen, listen. You did real good. Don't worry.

Little Miss Thing, you were a mosquito somewhere else.

Lloyd, will you get the tape?

Look at me, at least! I'm yelling at you!

Look at me.

Look at your three dollar jeans, two dollar shirt and tie!

Look through returned credit cards and bring me these names.

Look, Keith. Johnny told me everything.

Look, there's some really big purchases here. $30,000. $72,000.

Look, you gave me your cold!

Make a buck, 10 gets you 20.

Man, I don't give a damn blam Sam.

Many people say that. They're crazy!

Maybe I should quit helping some punk make something of his life.

Maybe show me around. You wouldn't happen to know someone?

Maybe you can help me. I need to get to 33rd Street and 3rd Avenue.

Mayo. Here's more mayo. Mayo, here.

Middle card.

Mo' money! Mo' money!

Mo' Money! Mo' Money! Mo' Money!

Mo' money! Mo' money! Mo' money!

Move it, you piece of shit.

Move, punk.

My man. Still haven't learned to knock, but that's cool.

Never the black, always the red! Open your ears, and hear what I said!

Never the black. You want the red.

Next, please. Next?

Next.

No more scams, all right?

No one cares about children. Why else is Bush in office?

No, he probably took them off some dead guy.

No, I came for credit! You okay, Seymour?

No, I hired you! I do my affirmative action bit.

No, no, not the eggs, my God.

No, no. Not one, not two, but three Cartier watches.

No, she's not.

No, thank you, sergeant! I think you've done enough!

No, thank you.

No, the money. Where'd you get that from?

No, they changed that. Probably as soon as I got there.

No, Your Honor.

No! Go! He's dead.

Nod if you understand.

Not my cans. What are you doing?

Not too much, according to you.

Nothing.

Nothing. He just asked me a bunch of questions about the mailroom.

Now Mom talking about pressing charges on me.

Now, get out of my face. I hate thieves.

Now, where were we?

Oh, boy. Get me that case. I'll deliver that myself.

Oh, I see. You quit.

Oh, Johnny.

Oh, Mr. Stewart!

Oh, my God. I gotta get this girl out of here.

Oh, poor baby.

Oh, shit!

Oh, the list goes on and on.

Oh, wow.

Oh, you won it all!

Oh, you're red. You're getting blue.

Okay, for us. I like taking you out to nice places. Buying you things.

Okay, I fix, I fix. Here. Here.

On the whole, it's a very effective system.

Once again, never the black! You want the red.

Only the guys who aren't getting laid are thinking about what they can get.

Pay your fare! Comb your hair!

Peekaboo, I see you.

People are waiting on product.

Please. Sit.

Put more on, that's not enough lactate. Timmy wants more lactate.

Red card. You want the red card.

Remember I said if you fucked me, I'd kill you? You fucked me!

Remember I told you to kiss my ass? Well, kiss my ass.

Remember the trouble you caused?

Remember when you had to heat an iron on the stove?

Reverend, my sister will work it off for you when she gets better.

Right. What do you do in this department?

Roscoe Kent versus Elvira Kent.

Sasha! The things we did aren't even in books! She had a set of headlights...

See that cab over there?

See, I had you checked out, Johnny Boy.

See, it ain't impossible! Here!

See? It still ain't ringing.

Seymour! Oh, shit! Come on!

She don't look that bad.

She lucky, man! They both lucky! You know? Pop!

She wants me.

She's got a sister that looks just like her.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shoot him. Shoot him!

Should've punched him right in his face!

Shut up.

Since he has been incarcerated in the propaganda of the prison structure...

Since you've been so ill represented by the "propaganda of the court"...

Sisters! They ain't even friends. They don't even live on the same block.

So just leave it alone. It's over.

So, anyway. Everybody's laughing and having fun.

So, anyway. Everybody's laughing and having fun.

So, I asked myself, "Do dead people shop?"

Some interesting responses here, Mr. Stewart.

Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't!

Sometimes I feel like slapping you!

Son of a bitch!

Son of a bitch.

Son of a bitch. Yes?

Sorry.

Sounds like you need the Sunday Times.

Started twisting till it snapped. Almost killed that little ho!

Stealing? Man, that's ridiculous.

Stewart residence. Yes, this is him.

Stop it, now. Calm down. Calm down.

Stop it! Stop it! Stop! Tom, you're overreacting.

Stop, you son of a bitch!

Stop, you sons of bitches!

Sure.

Sweet tasting chocolate Good all the way through.

Take a look at that.

Talking about your father, I tell you, he was...

Tell me if I can be of any more help.

Tell me what you know, or I'll beat it out of you!

Terry! How are you?

Thank you for the English lesson.

Thank you very much for helping me with the investigation.

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thanks for the hookup, Amber.

Thanks. Johnny!

That fat mailroom clerk got into the system.

That shit look like a yarmulke with a brim!

That stuff doesn't concern you.

That was close, Johnny.

That was five hours of pain. That's not my idea of hanging out.

That was fun! You seen the look on the guy's face?

That's a credit card that Mr. Jeffrey wants cancelled.

That's because Moms Mabley won't hang up!

That's it! I'm going crazy!

That's right, judge! Put him under the jail.

The computer decides who gets credit and who doesn't?

The difference between me and you? You play fair.

The fat man need to lose some weight!

The Ice Cream Dream.

The last time I saw you was...

The night before I was a tepee." Psychiatrist says, "You're two tents."

The stupid transit cop.

The water fountain's right over there.

Then he'll sell those at a lower fare than other agencies can offer.

Then my mom come running in saying, "What you doing to your sister?"

There you are, gentlemen. Enjoy your ring.

There you are. Oh, of course, I will need to see a driver's license.

There's information on everyone's spending patterns.

There's no risk for you.

They did find out! Now Keith's blackmailing me.

They have to be processed before they can be cancelled.

They think I'm fat and loathsome, but I'll fight them.

They want you to have bad luck. But I believe everyone can succeed.

They're with me. She's been following me all night.

This computer can determine credit approval.

This is great. You should read it.

This is her lucky day!

This is the system designed to cut down on fraud and unpaid charges.

This is your correct telephone number, isn't it?

Time for fun with the mailboy.

Timmy, not the cans, no!

Timmy, stop it.

Timmy, stop it. Beep beep beep beep.

Tom?

Tom...

Too bad.

Tracey is an asset to this company. He keeps things in order around here.

Two for one! She my mom, but she ain't breast feeding me!

Wait, I got receipts.

Wait. Let me get dressed.

Watch the lady!

We could sell that and get $100.

We developed this through interviews with 300 Dynasty Club authorizers.

We gonna get paid today!

We got 26 days to make 30 million dollars.

We got some shopping to do.

We know that this card came through the mailroom at the Dynasty Club.

We sue the Dynasty Club. We'll get workman's constipation!

We've waited two days for the phone to ring!

Well, he's funny about nepotism.

Well, Mr. Butthole, you let him be a lesson to you.

Well, somebody did. Wonder what that means?

Well, that ring, sir, is $3000. Do you like it?

Well, that's great!

Well, well, well. Look what we got here.

Well, yes and no. It's harder during Christmas, when shopping's heavier.

What about Seymour?

What are you doing here? Out of doughnuts?

What are you doing? Get him out.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

What are you guys doing?

What are you scared of? Have a nightmare?

What do I do with this?

What do you want, man?

What does a man with a one inch penis have for breakfast?

What does he do with his life? Drugs? Play Cornbread?

What happened to Kluck A Bucks?

What happened?

What happens if I push this button?

What if I don't?

What image? You're unemployed, you're invisible.

What is that?

What jewel is it that you'd like to see?

What money?

What room is John Stewart in?

What should I do? Run out the store every time I open my mouth?

What the fuck is going on?

What you all standing around for? It looks like somebody died.

What you got?

What you got?

What you need is a better teacher.

What?

What? This is legit!

What? This is the easiest shit we ever did!

What's all this hostility about? How you doing? Who's this?

What's up?

When all of a sudden, Sandy jump up and run out!

Where is it?

Where you going?

Who would have guessed? Technology.

Why don't you hook me up so I can leave the mailroom?

Why you bullshitting? We could get paid!

Why you crying, man? You constipated?

Wonder what that's about.

Wrong answer.

Yeah, it is pretty insane.

Yeah, she wants the right card.

Yeah! Before he kick both our asses!

Yeah! Seven years, judge?

Yeah? Could I read it to you now?

Yeah. Charlotte.

Yep, I guess so.

Yes, I would! He's nice to me. He doesn't treat me like a piece of shit!

Yes, Lord.

Yes, tomorrow will be fine.

Yes! I got the job!

Yo, big head.

Yo, my man! Come and play a game of three card.

Yo, what took you so long? I've been home and back.

You again!

You ain't seen nothing, bitch!

You better get that girl a mood ring. Then get me a leather jacket.

You can clean shithouses, as long as it's an honest buck.

You certainly have personality.

You did?

You don't want to do it anymore?! Come on, man.

You fat bat!

You fuck!

You get me those cards, okay?

You get them. I'm finished.

You give up? This morning I had baby food and therapy. Lots of it.

You go to jail for a long time.

You gonna be happy with this your whole life?

You gonna play ball in the jungle?

You got good taste.

You got that nice girlfriend.

You gotta work for what you want!

You just want to be around that stupid girl!

You little shit!

You look good!

You must be Jonathan Stewart. I'm your supervisor, Chris Fields.

You need evidence. I can get that for you.

You need someone to show you how to do it right.

You out, ain't you?

You said all I had to do was get you the cards.

You said it would take an hour. It's been longer. That's unacceptable.

You said this piece of shit had color TVs!

You should put that on your application.

You should try rocking back and forth. That's what I do.

You should've seen when I gave him the chicken.

You should've, but didn't.

You sold me out for some ass? What do I do now?

You son of a bitch!

You son of a bitch! I'll rip your throat out!

You sure ain't. John Gotti was getting paid!

You sure you want this one?

You sure?

You think I'm gonna let you walk away with my $300? No way.

You were my best customer! Busting me because I won't do you for free?

You were sweating in there. You're not as tough as you think.

You won't be needing these...

You wrap everything else up.

You're being irrational! If I was the mailboy, you'd open the door!

You're crazy!

You're crazy.

You're dead! You're dead!

You're fresh. I'll take my book before it melts.

You're going out again? I'm supposed to just stay in?

You're in the big time now. Charge it.

You're looking beautiful, girl.

You're mine! Shit!

You're not even a statistic. John, a job is a job!

You're on probation, right? Right?

You're right. Why am I being insecure? He can't afford you. Right, Amber?

You're supposed to say, "I'll get you one."

You're welcome. Now get him out. Thank you. Thank you very much.

You're whipped. And you're letting her divide us.

You've been spending money like water. I wasn't gonna say anything.

You've got to be careful of who you take to bed! There are diseases!

Young man? Pay your fare. Pay your fare! Pay your fare!

Your brother Jonathan works for them. We figure he gave you the card.

Your Honor? Allow me to fumigate my wisdom on the defendant.

Your Honor? Allow me to fumigate my wisdom on the defendant.

25 G!

332, down the hall. Now get out of my face!

A credit line... That part I get.

A job? Yeah.

A white guy. What's his name?

Actually, yes. I do. Yeah?

All right, drunken Casanova. See you. Maybe.

Am I interrupting something? No, sixth toe.

Amber Poo? Open the door. It's Tom. Go away!

Amber, you don't seem pleased. When will we do something I want?

And a hat. No. And a shirt!

Another tough question. Yes?

Any of you touch this? I gave orders not to move anything.

Are you related to Tracey Stewart? Yeah, that's my aunt.

Are you serious? Oh, yes, sir!

Can we get together? I'm busy.

Chris, you got a minute? Sure.

Come on in, Frankfurter. Place smells like a pigsty!

Come on, test me out. Shoot him, Johnny.

Computers reject abnormal purchases. "Abnormal purchases."

Darren Clinton, Lloyd Bradley... Here, let me see that.

Did he ask anything about me? A couple of things.

Did you ever hear the one about...? Hey, what are you doing?

Did you get her number? No.

Did you put aside those disputes? Yes, I did.

Do you wanna come dancing with us? And be a sixth toe? No.

Does he treat you like he should? Amber, let's go!

Don't know what we'd do without him. Do you know where he is?

Don't know what you're talking about. Oh, no.

Don't sit on my desk. Sorry.

Don't worry. Life.

Easy. Easy, baby. Good evening, officer.

Excuse me, I didn't get your name. Amber.

Excuse us. Nice to meet you. Yeah.

Fire, Charlotte! Fire! Where?

Flatfoot! Give me my ring!

For her? Yeah.

Get him out of my store. And be more happy.

Give him a kiss. Please go!

Go get it! Before I kick both your asses!

Good luck. Thanks.

Good night, Chris. See you later. Good night.

Got you some flowers, bro. How sweet.

Great. He's so good to me.

He didn't give it to me. Where'd you get it?

He hasn't been feeling good. I know, he was constipated earlier.

He took some bad drugs. Shit! Take this and go!

He wants to talk to you. A few questions.

He's a man. His wife's my aunt.

Here we are, Mr. Cahn. Not so quickly.

Here we are, Mr. Cahn. Not so quickly.

Here you go. Pardon me! Why don't you just read it to me?

Hey, fatso! You're gonna have a heart attack!

Hey, man! What's your problem? Give me a cigarette, boy.

Hey, you ready? Yeah.

Hey! What?

Hi, Johnny baby! What's up, Charlotte?

Hi. Hi, Johnny.

Hold that for me! Look out! Coming through!

How about the new guy? Johnny's great. He'll stick around.

How did you get in here? I work here.

How do you know? Trust me. I sell children's books.

How do you like this office? It's great.

How much further? Two more flights.

How was I supposed to react? Not by treating me like a whore!

How was your first day? I'm learning.

How you doing, Chris? Not bad.

How you doing? What's happening?

How'd you know where I live? I followed you.

How'd you like the lawyer? Filthy. Move!

I ain't got time for games... I don't like set ups!

I don't have time for a scare. I didn't know people would be hurt or...

I don't know whose list that is, but... I love this part.

I don't know, sir. Me neither. Thank you. Hold that.

I don't smoke. I said give me a cigarette!

I don't think so. No?

I don't understand. Yeah, you wouldn't.

I don't want you involved. I am involved!

I found this. His name was... Chris Fields.

I got a few things I gotta do. Yes, sir.

I got a job, man! Filthy!

I got scared. Scared of what?

I got you flowers. I got something for you too.

I gotta do something. Walsh said... Fuck Walsh! He don't care about us!

I gotta talk to my husband first. Get a haircut.

I have to go. That's your boss friend?

I know when to throw in my cards. I guess I was wrong about you.

I like that hat. Kiss my ass.

I love your smile. It's beautiful. Thank you.

I need card numbers. I gave them back to Keith.

I said that. It happened...

I said, I want out. What are you scared of?

I should've broke his back! You're tough.

I should've broke his back! You're tough.

I think she likes you. I think I like you.

I want to give you what you want. I have everything I want.

I was waiting for you inside. Why?

I won't clean shithouses. Take a look around you. Is this it?

I'll get you one. Jonathan Stewart!

I'm a cop. Hey! Wait a minute!

I'm applying for the mailroom job. Did you fill out an application?

I'm going to the bathroom! Hurry up! This is my jam!

I'm gonna rock your world. I heard that.

I'm listening. Does the computer pick up on that?

I'm serious! I am too. It's not drugs!

I'm sorry? I said, I quit!

I'm sorry. Did we get you? No, no.

Is he good? He's the best lawyer in town!

Is he good? What's my name?

Is he? What's my name?

Isn't that something? Yes. It's a shame.

It appears to be another hit and run. I just don't understand it.

It looked like more than nothing. He works in Acquisitions...

It's coming! It's coming! I don't see no smoke!

It's dinnertime. Can't that shit wait?

It's fenced overseas. Doesn't Billing get complaints?

It's not funny. What's up with you? You getting old?

It's over? Are you crazy? I don't wanna do it anymore.

Johnny, a job ain't nothing but work. I know. Let's eat.

Johnny! Johnny, right? What's up, Keith?

Just a jacket. And a hat.

Keep moving, or I'll take you in! Johnny, that's really not funny.

Keith, I want out. Say what?

Let's just forget about it! Come on!

Lieutenant Walsh. Nice to meet you.

Look at that! Here.

Look at this! It's the cutest thing. Let me see it!

Look out, coming through. Emergency!

Look, I'm doing it for you. For me?

Loverboy. I'm out. You're out?

Maybe a cop, like my father. You don't have what it takes.

Maybe I'll shove my foot up his ass. How tough are you without the cuffs?

Me who? Cornbread! Open up.

Mister, I forgot his... Get him out!

My bald head gave me away? I'll whiz you over there. $50.

My boyfriend wouldn't like that. Oh, you got a boyfriend and things!

Nice night. Move it!

No, the big one. I likes them big. I see.

No? Sure. Threw up on the way over.

No. Here.

Nope. Well, I am.

Not in front of me! You hungry? I got some chicken left.

Not the eggs. What do you want me to do?

Nothing in America is free. Love is.

Now you can use the phone! Thanks. Hey, my man! It's broken.

Now, talk, damn you! All right!

Now, what you whining about? You hit me!

Of course. I wasn't talking to you.

Oh, God. What's the matter?

Oh, snap. Go get that. All right.

One day your ass is mine. Yeah, come on! Come on!

Or what? Or dying.

Over? Over.

Please tell me it's not drugs. It's not drugs.

Put him in Dilton's office! Get off me!

Really? I think your kid will like it.

Really? Yeah.

Right, fellas? Oh, you absolutely right, Mr. Man.

Right, liar. Come on! Get that whore away from my door.

Say it! Nothing.

Say it! You played yourself!

Sell those books. Sell some books?

Seymour! Hold on!

Seymour. Hey, what's up, Charlotte girl?

She won! Another lucky winner!

She's my cousin. That's my song.

So what took you so long? I think I got a job.

So, what do you want? I brought you something.

So, what were you two talking about? Nothing.

Stewart! Visitor! I don't smoke.

Stop, you act like a little mosquito. You didn't say that last night.

Stop! Police! Here comes fatso! Come on!

Stop! Police! Here comes fatso! Come on!

Take your hand off me! I'll go get the TV.

Tell that to the white boys! You're gonna have to try harder!

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks for getting me out, Walsh. Me? Are you hungry?

Thanks. Thank you.

That one. This one?

That's right! Hey, my man! You using that hat?

The TV's in the other room. Get it, then!

Then you're gonna join him. Johnny.

They can't complain. They're dead. Then you have to go to Walsh.

They come with thumb attachments. Sound like handcuffs.

Two dollars? Take the train!

Two dollars. What happened to free?

Very funny! This is Detective Lawrence.

We don't hang anymore! I took you to the dentist.

We got a lucky winner, you all! Winner! Winner!

We got stuck! Bye bye!

We're sitting in on a stakeout... Oh, God, not again!

What about you? I'll be okay!

What are you? Jonathan Stewart, from Acquisitions.

What can I do for you? It's my lunch break.

What did he ask? Just who you were.

What did you say? Nothing! I played dumb.

What do we got here, Mills? Ted Forrest, age 47.

What does that mean? He's beneath you. Don't talk to him.

What don't you understand? The whole thing.

What is? Mr. Forrest's death. It's a shame.

What, are you jealous? That's absurd. Just don't talk to him.

What? How am I supposed to get home?

What? I got my tooth pulled.

What? Nothing!

What's happening? That shit was no good!

What's my name? Is she cute?

What's my name? Is she cute?

What's the matter? Tooth hurts.

What's this "beep beep"? Put some more turkey and mayo on.

Where's my brother? Dead.

Which one? Right here.

Who is it? It's me.

Who's her father, Godzilla? Get to know her inner beauty.

Who's with you? Frank.

Why are you waiting? Stay with her.

Working. On who?

Would you mind if l...? Wanna use my office?

Would you? Go ahead.

Yes, Your Honor. Did you think I was playing?

Yes. What's happening, bro?

Yes. Yes, sir. Good.

Yo, check it out, baby! Hey, nice lady!

Yo, Chris? That you? Yeah.

Yo, he's filthy! I know. Watch this.

Yo, that's her man? Yeah.

You better get used to paper cuts. I'll get gloves or something.

You can't beat this with a bat! Oh, listen to this.

You chasing those guys? They robbed me.

You didn't use the code. The fat man walks slowly!

You don't want no car phone? I said I wanted a TV!

You followed me? My dreams need detail.

You fucking immigrant! But, wait. Excuse me!

You said up the street. It's right there, Grandma! God!

You see what you started, Mary? What happened to us?

You sure they're sisters? They got different fathers.

You sure? Come on.

You talk to her? Yeah.

You wanna come? No. I'm gonna pass. I'll pass.

You're being irrational. I want out of this relationship!

You're gonna take care of me, right? You with me?

You're gonna take the money and run? I won it.

You've got the most beautiful lips! Oh, really?

Your Honor! Thank you.

...and the funny thing is, every one of them are deceased.

...check out a few references, and get back to you in a few days.

...D I C K. Expires whenever.

...didactic experience for him, as you can see.

...I would put you underneath the jail, didn't I?

...i'll kill you.

...if he be sent to the bowels of the community, I said...

...if he be sent to the bowels...

...Jim.

...just to let you think about how you're wasting my time!

...l'll have a sympathetic "decapany" on this case. Dismissed.

...on the issue of the court thing. Yes!

...only three months ago.

...or give you $25,000 a card!

...that both physically and geographically...

...the manifestation will be much too much for him to resign!

"I'm having weird dreams. Last night I was a wigwam.

"The best cop ever." He's dead! So what does that say?

"What you got for me today, judge? Five years?

$100? That's crackhead prices! I'm keeping it.

$150, I give you $150...

$200!