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Zorro: The Gay Blade Zorro: The Gay Blade is a comedy film that was released in 1981. Directed by Peter Medak, it follows the

Zorro: The Gay Blade

Zorro: The Gay Blade is a comedy film that was released in 1981. Directed by Peter Medak, it follows the adventures of a flamboyant twin brother of the legendary hero Zorro. Starring George Hamilton, this light-hearted parody brings a new twist to the iconic Zorro character, delighting audiences with its witty humor and colorful characters.

In this comedic romp, George Hamilton takes on a dual role, portraying both the dashing original Zorro, Don Diego Vega, and his effervescent and openly gay twin brother, Bunny Wigglesworth. When Don Diego is injured, Bunny steps into his brother's boots and mask to defend the people of Los Angeles against an evil tyrant.

Filled with hilarious misunderstandings and comedic moments, Zorro: The Gay Blade is a delightful blend of adventure and campiness. As Bunny embraces his identity, he adds a touch of flair and flamboyance to the traditional Zorro swashbuckling antics. From outrageously vibrant costumes to zany one-liners, the film encapsulates a lighthearted take on the beloved Zorro mythology.

The cast of Zorro: The Gay Blade delivers memorable performances, showcasing their versatility and comedic timing. George Hamilton's portrayal of both brothers is a testament to his comedic prowess, bringing charm and charisma to both characters. Lauren Hutton adds a touch of class as the alluring love interest, while Brenda Vaccaro and Ron Leibman shine as the film's comical villains. The ensemble cast's chemistry and comedic interplay make the film a truly entertaining experience.

The film's soundtrack is an energetic and upbeat mix that heightens the comedic atmosphere. With its upbeat and lively melodies, the music complements the vibrant on-screen antics, enhancing the overall comedic effect. From playful orchestral arrangements to lively Spanish-inspired tunes, the soundtrack perfectly captures the spirit of the film. Fans of Zorro: The Gay Blade can now relive the film's memorable soundtrack by playing and downloading these sounds here [insert link].

Released during the early 1980s, Zorro: The Gay Blade was a refreshing take on the popular Zorro character, showcasing a unique interpretation that delighted audiences. It resonated with viewers by challenging traditional gender roles and embracing diversity, all while providing an abundance of laughter. Despite its comedic nature, the film remains an enjoyable representation of the beloved Zorro legacy.

So, if you're in the mood for a lighthearted adventure and endless laughs, Zorro: The Gay Blade is a perfect choice. Join Bunny Wigglesworth as he brings his own brand of heroism to the streets of Los Angeles, leaving a trail of laughter in his wake. And remember, you can play and download the spirited sounds of the film's soundtrack here [insert link] to relive the joyful experience whenever you want.
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A bandit for the oppressed... and the trodden down...
A bandit for the oppressed... and the trodden down...
A bandit to be known as ...
A bandit to be known as ...
A bear!
A bear!
A beast!
A beast!
A bunch of kids.
A bunch of kids.
A church? Fine!
A church? Fine!
A dress maker? Is that so?
A dress maker? Is that so?
A fake Zorro?
A fake Zorro?
A festival! What am I going to wear?
A festival! What am I going to wear?
A Flamingo dancer!
A Flamingo dancer!
A great honor, Señor ... Mayor.
A great honor, Señor ... Mayor.
A label or brand. Worth nothing except in the fashion world.
A label or brand. Worth nothing except in the fashion world.
A letter? Do you really think this is the time?
A letter? Do you really think this is the time?
A man who wears a mask?
A man who wears a mask?
A Masked Ball ...
A Masked Ball ...
A plan? Tell me.
A plan? Tell me.
A priest? Tell me father ...
A priest? Tell me father ...
A really big mask!
A really big mask!
A REWARD OF TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND PESOS
A REWARD OF TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND PESOS
A reward?
A reward?
A samurai, perhaps!
A samurai, perhaps!
A small donation to your cause.
A small donation to your cause.
A small donation.
A small donation.
A Spanish nobleman, in his prime!
A Spanish nobleman, in his prime!
A sword ... this cape. And a hat!
A sword ... this cape. And a hat!
A woman willing to do anything to please her man.
A woman willing to do anything to please her man.
A, a bullfighter, perhaps.
A, a bullfighter, perhaps.
A, the defeatless.
A, the defeatless.
Aaaah! Señor Zero...
Aaaah! Señor Zero...
AAAHHH!
AAAHHH!
About increasing the number of voters in this country.
About increasing the number of voters in this country.
About?
About?
Accident?
Accident?
Actually, I had this outfit and I thought to myself...
Actually, I had this outfit and I thought to myself...
Actually, the avocado is a fruit Excellency.
Actually, the avocado is a fruit Excellency.
Adios, mi amor.
Adios, mi amor.
Admit it. You just love the attention.
Admit it. You just love the attention.
After all, you are a person too.
After all, you are a person too.
After all... What poor woman can afford three names?
After all... What poor woman can afford three names?
After twenty years you would have thought someone would come to the docks to meet me.
After twenty years you would have thought someone would come to the docks to meet me.
Again, I congratulate you!
Again, I congratulate you!
Ah, ah, ah. Where is your invitation, señor bear?
Ah, ah, ah. Where is your invitation, señor bear?
Ah, good!, Well then ...
Ah, good!, Well then ...
Ah, thank you very much... that's very helpful to me.
Ah, thank you very much... that's very helpful to me.
Ah, thank you, my friend.
Ah, thank you, my friend.
Ah, this is your bedroom?
Ah, this is your bedroom?
Ah, well!
Ah, well!
Ah! He has injured his foot, excellency.
Ah! He has injured his foot, excellency.
Aha, I think he's trying to tell me something.
Aha, I think he's trying to tell me something.
Aha! Two fruits and now a vegetable.
Aha! Two fruits and now a vegetable.
Aha! Two fruits, one vegetable and one flower.
Aha! Two fruits, one vegetable and one flower.
Ahhh, Muchos Gracias!
Ahhh, Muchos Gracias!
Aim!
Aim!
Aim!
Aim!
All all times!
All all times!
All for Zorro,
All for Zorro,
All I know is that my father instructed me to return.
All I know is that my father instructed me to return.
All I know is that these whale bones are. absolutely excruciating.
All I know is that these whale bones are. absolutely excruciating.
All I know is, the soldiers are
All I know is, the soldiers are
All my life.
All my life.
Alright!
Alright!
An Inn??!
An Inn??!
And he is not in Barcelona!
And he is not in Barcelona!
And ... a woman.
And ... a woman.
And "tiranitas"
And "tiranitas"
And against the country and against the state, the city, and the villiage.
And against the country and against the state, the city, and the villiage.
And anything that you ask me to do
And anything that you ask me to do
And bell peppers and cucumbers
And bell peppers and cucumbers
And carry that to me...
And carry that to me...
And especially with this... Zorro.
And especially with this... Zorro.
And even though we've hardly ever spoken...
And even though we've hardly ever spoken...
And from your hid...hideous dog!
And from your hid...hideous dog!
And give her... my love.
And give her... my love.
And he talked differently from the first time he robbed me.
And he talked differently from the first time he robbed me.
And I ... I say, ah, four?
And I ... I say, ah, four?
And I am absurd.
And I am absurd.
And I don't think I heard a decent mariachi player in the city!
And I don't think I heard a decent mariachi player in the city!
And I have never, in my life, been disappointed.
And I have never, in my life, been disappointed.
And I love you, Don Diego Vega. Even if you are a little rich.
And I love you, Don Diego Vega. Even if you are a little rich.
And I need, from my heart to talk to you.
And I need, from my heart to talk to you.
And I thought he was just irritating me.
And I thought he was just irritating me.
And I've heard that the Mayor is actually a trained gorilla,
And I've heard that the Mayor is actually a trained gorilla,
And if she wishes
And if she wishes
And it was terribly nice of her to offer herself to me.
And it was terribly nice of her to offer herself to me.
And make my voice sound like...this?
And make my voice sound like...this?
And my expression much more arrogant.
And my expression much more arrogant.
And now ... for the unmasking.
And now ... for the unmasking.
And now I find that my dear friend has taken his place as the mayor.
And now I find that my dear friend has taken his place as the mayor.
And now I must take my leave.
And now I must take my leave.
And now say: You're a naughty, evil Mayor, say it!
And now say: You're a naughty, evil Mayor, say it!
And now we are going to ask
And now we are going to ask
And now, it is time for you to pay your taxes.
And now, it is time for you to pay your taxes.
And pants bulge with greed.
And pants bulge with greed.
And ridiculous.
And ridiculous.
And some needy friends who could use a little extra dough...
And some needy friends who could use a little extra dough...
And thank you for your council.
And thank you for your council.
And the hideous dog you referred to must be my wife, huh.
And the hideous dog you referred to must be my wife, huh.
And then for the rest of the year ...
And then for the rest of the year ...
And then given their weight in gold...by the people.
And then given their weight in gold...by the people.
And then he had the audacity to show up at my inauguratory ball.
And then he had the audacity to show up at my inauguratory ball.
And this hat, which needs repairing.
And this hat, which needs repairing.
And this just arrived for you.
And this just arrived for you.
And this... must be your bed.
And this... must be your bed.
And to defeat !
And to defeat !
And was accompanied by a hideous dog!
And was accompanied by a hideous dog!
And when I return...
And when I return...
And when that time comes, my petunia,
And when that time comes, my petunia,
And with my own eyes, I saw Zorro gave her your wife's necklace.
And with my own eyes, I saw Zorro gave her your wife's necklace.
And you seem so much.. freer than most men.
And you seem so much.. freer than most men.
And you smell of exotic perfumes, not sheep oil.
And you smell of exotic perfumes, not sheep oil.
And you stay informed of the local events...
And you stay informed of the local events...
And you wear expensive clothes... not rags.
And you wear expensive clothes... not rags.
And you?
And you?
And your shoulders are padded with false epaulettes.
And your shoulders are padded with false epaulettes.
And, alas, no longer in fighting shape.
And, alas, no longer in fighting shape.
And. .. fire!, Yes...fire. That's very good.
And. .. fire!, Yes...fire. That's very good.
And... María González ... and the three Sanchez sisters.
And... María González ... and the three Sanchez sisters.
Answer me that if you can... Señorita Charlotte ... Taylor ... Wilson.
Answer me that if you can... Señorita Charlotte ... Taylor ... Wilson.
Anything.
Anything.
Are actually... sissy boys.
Are actually... sissy boys.
Are there any nominations?
Are there any nominations?
Are very happy shooting the people who say that the people are not happy.
Are very happy shooting the people who say that the people are not happy.
Are you aware that your husband
Are you aware that your husband
As always, my childhood playmate,
As always, my childhood playmate,
As you can see, we haven't changed, Diego.
As you can see, we haven't changed, Diego.
Ask her nicely again.
Ask her nicely again.
At first I thought there were two of you.
At first I thought there were two of you.
At last, to expose you... You pilfering pansy!
At last, to expose you... You pilfering pansy!
At least I know you will not desert me.
At least I know you will not desert me.
At my costume party without a costume!
At my costume party without a costume!
At this point it will be another month before I can walk or ride.
At this point it will be another month before I can walk or ride.
Attention!
Attention!
Aye! My apologies again, my friend.
Aye! My apologies again, my friend.
Bandito!
Bandito!
Because he's not intelligent.
Because he's not intelligent.
Because I do not know which of you two brothers
Because I do not know which of you two brothers
Because in time of need
Because in time of need
Because when this Zorro tried to make his escape, he injured his foot.
Because when this Zorro tried to make his escape, he injured his foot.
Before any real acts of tyranny or injustice.
Before any real acts of tyranny or injustice.
Before you leave, Please. Let me know your name...
Before you leave, Please. Let me know your name...
Blue button eyes. Tall hat. The golden kennel puff puff.
Blue button eyes. Tall hat. The golden kennel puff puff.
Bring down the girl!
Bring down the girl!
Bulnerable.
Bulnerable.
But ... It's you that she loves.
But ... It's you that she loves.
But a new wind is blowing across this land...
But a new wind is blowing across this land...
But after all... You are the Mayor!
But after all... You are the Mayor!
But arrest anyone who listens.
But arrest anyone who listens.
But father, I have heard that many of your brethren in the church...
But father, I have heard that many of your brethren in the church...
But he can still fight.
But he can still fight.
But he respects the last wish of a gallant adversary!
But he respects the last wish of a gallant adversary!
But I can!
But I can!
But I could fight four men as fast as you!
But I could fight four men as fast as you!
But I know from my heart what I must do.
But I know from my heart what I must do.
But I must tell you that I admire you too.
But I must tell you that I admire you too.
But I say it is a Z, That of "Zorro"!
But I say it is a Z, That of "Zorro"!
But I thought, for the people, you might donate your land.
But I thought, for the people, you might donate your land.
But I'm afraid this costume is not to my taste.
But I'm afraid this costume is not to my taste.
But I'm sure you have some poor
But I'm sure you have some poor
But in the school that is how they teach my granddaughter to draw a 2.
But in the school that is how they teach my granddaughter to draw a 2.
But it is a suprise overall.... that's all...
But it is a suprise overall.... that's all...
But more exciting, and bien sensual.
But more exciting, and bien sensual.
But my friend, would you be so kind as to get to your feet and walk for me?
But my friend, would you be so kind as to get to your feet and walk for me?
But no, you gotta be a hero.
But no, you gotta be a hero.
But only if he's serious.
But only if he's serious.
But only so you can... spread the word
But only so you can... spread the word
But something most unusual occured tonight.
But something most unusual occured tonight.
But telling people that they have an accent when they do not have an accent
But telling people that they have an accent when they do not have an accent
But that is what love does to a woman.
But that is what love does to a woman.
But that's what happens to people when they stay in the same small, dull village.
But that's what happens to people when they stay in the same small, dull village.
But then I realized it was just two sides of one man, who was changing.
But then I realized it was just two sides of one man, who was changing.
But there... there is something that is...not right.
But there... there is something that is...not right.
But this woman is different.
But this woman is different.
But we have no need for democratic eggs in California!
But we have no need for democratic eggs in California!
But we have one advantage!
But we have one advantage!
But who believes such nonsense!
But who believes such nonsense!
But whoever does, inherits the greatest gift I possess.
But whoever does, inherits the greatest gift I possess.
But why? You've seen me walk before.
But why? You've seen me walk before.
But you are a man of some years
But you are a man of some years
But you can!
But you can!
But you have a very bad accent.
But you have a very bad accent.
But Zorro, he must be 85 years old by now...
But Zorro, he must be 85 years old by now...
But, Mr. Mayor, already our taxes are almost what we earn.
But, Mr. Mayor, already our taxes are almost what we earn.
But, who are you?!
But, who are you?!
By the muscles of Liberty.
By the muscles of Liberty.
By the way, my friend.
By the way, my friend.
By the window!
By the window!
Calm down Paco. I cannot see what you are saying.
Calm down Paco. I cannot see what you are saying.
Calm yourself, my good García!
Calm yourself, my good García!
Calm yourselves!
Calm yourselves!
Can we have a masked ball?
Can we have a masked ball?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Can you trust me?
Can you trust me?
Captain! I congratulate you!
Captain! I congratulate you!
Charge!
Charge!
Charlotte Taylor Wilson! Santa Maria!
Charlotte Taylor Wilson! Santa Maria!
Colognes from Cologne, and Corsets from Corsica.
Colognes from Cologne, and Corsets from Corsica.
COLORFUL COSTUMES CAPTIVATE CROWD
COLORFUL COSTUMES CAPTIVATE CROWD
Come in, come in!
Come in, come in!
Come on, come on, little bear.
Come on, come on, little bear.
Come on.... Come on, Paco!
Come on.... Come on, Paco!
Come one...we gonna be late to the party.
Come one...we gonna be late to the party.
Come...
Come...
Consuelo, por favor in the corner, Gracias.
Consuelo, por favor in the corner, Gracias.
Consuelo, por favor, please. By the chest of drawers.
Consuelo, por favor, please. By the chest of drawers.
Could you tell me where I might find a decent Inn?
Could you tell me where I might find a decent Inn?
Day after day...
Day after day...
Dear cousin??
Dear cousin??
Decrepid old crone...
Decrepid old crone...
Dedicated, in short... to you...
Dedicated, in short... to you...
Deep, deep breaths, that's it, deep breaths.
Deep, deep breaths, that's it, deep breaths.
Destiny?
Destiny?
Did that woman bruise me?! She's got hands like a gorilla!
Did that woman bruise me?! She's got hands like a gorilla!
Diego
Diego
Diego, Darling.
Diego, Darling.
Diego, I made no such request.
Diego, I made no such request.
Diego, tell him you're not Zorro.
Diego, tell him you're not Zorro.
Diego, wake up!
Diego, wake up!
Diego! Ah! Oooh! Diego! Diego! Diego!
Diego! Ah! Oooh! Diego! Diego! Diego!
Diego! Diego! I'm coming up.
Diego! Diego! I'm coming up.
Diego?
Diego?
Do not despair! Tax relief is on it's way!
Do not despair! Tax relief is on it's way!
Do not touch me!
Do not touch me!
Do not you think so, Paco?
Do not you think so, Paco?
Do you agree, sir that I have a point?
Do you agree, sir that I have a point?
Do you know that little thing ...
Do you know that little thing ...
Do you mean that you wish your weight in gold?
Do you mean that you wish your weight in gold?
Do you not recognize this famous sign?
Do you not recognize this famous sign?
Do you realize... That we only make love 12 times a year?
Do you realize... That we only make love 12 times a year?
Do you really think Zorro is going to sacrifice his own life
Do you really think Zorro is going to sacrifice his own life
Do you wish for a blindfold?
Do you wish for a blindfold?
Do you wish me to be Zorro?
Do you wish me to be Zorro?
Do you wish... Stop!
Do you wish... Stop!
Does he eat anything special? Oysters, raw eggs?
Does he eat anything special? Oysters, raw eggs?
Don Diego de La Vega.
Don Diego de La Vega.
Don Diego, my old friend.
Don Diego, my old friend.
Don Diego!
Don Diego!
Don Diego. I must tell you from my heart
Don Diego. I must tell you from my heart
Don Francisco, You are Zorro?
Don Francisco, You are Zorro?
Don't be ridiculous.
Don't be ridiculous.
Don't be silly, bears don't have ears like that?.
Don't be silly, bears don't have ears like that?.
Don't be silly. I'm wearing this costume at your request.
Don't be silly. I'm wearing this costume at your request.
Don't hold back, now.
Don't hold back, now.
Don't run.
Don't run.
Don't want to dispute you
Don't want to dispute you
Don't you dare.. Oh!
Don't you dare.. Oh!
Don't you fear, El Zorro is here!
Don't you fear, El Zorro is here!
Don't you get awful lonely up here in this bed all by yourself?
Don't you get awful lonely up here in this bed all by yourself?
Don't you think he knows that's not the truth about the turtle...
Don't you think he knows that's not the truth about the turtle...
Don't you think it's a trifle...plain.
Don't you think it's a trifle...plain.
Don't you think it's cruel and heartless, even for you, your Excellency?
Don't you think it's cruel and heartless, even for you, your Excellency?
El Zorro rides again!
El Zorro rides again!
Enough!
Enough!
Esteban ... Esteban's men.
Esteban ... Esteban's men.
Esteban has gone quite mad with power.
Esteban has gone quite mad with power.
Esteban, I promise. It will be so wonderful...
Esteban, I promise. It will be so wonderful...
Esteban, my boyhood amigo!
Esteban, my boyhood amigo!
Esteban!
Esteban!
Esteban!
Esteban!
Even in the best of times.
Even in the best of times.
Even the little pets.
Even the little pets.
Every year?
Every year?
Everyone is allowed to speak his or her mind.
Everyone is allowed to speak his or her mind.
Everyone! He has come back...
Everyone! He has come back...
Everything matched.
Everything matched.
Everything. All of it!
Everything. All of it!
Excellency! I've been robbed by Zorro.
Excellency! I've been robbed by Zorro.
Excellency.
Excellency.
Excuse me, Excellency. This Mayor business has gone to your head.
Excuse me, Excellency. This Mayor business has gone to your head.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Father, please pray that Zorro is delivered to me, pronto. Si?
Father, please pray that Zorro is delivered to me, pronto. Si?
Father, with your permission.
Father, with your permission.
Father!
Father!
Find what he seeks...
Find what he seeks...
Find what he seeks...
Find what he seeks...
Fine? Silly boy, another second and you'd have had 5 bullets in you.
Fine? Silly boy, another second and you'd have had 5 bullets in you.
First a plum, then a banana.
First a plum, then a banana.
Flop your wrists!
Flop your wrists!
Florinda, you're not hurt!
Florinda, you're not hurt!
Florinda.
Florinda.
For a reign of terror! Hurray for the Mayor!
For a reign of terror! Hurray for the Mayor!
For in time of need,
For in time of need,
FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE CAPTURE OF ZORRO.
FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE CAPTURE OF ZORRO.
For myself? Nothing.
For myself? Nothing.
For the first time... We have a drawing of this...
For the first time... We have a drawing of this...
For the trodden down peasants and little babies
For the trodden down peasants and little babies
For whom we competed as boys.
For whom we competed as boys.
Forgive me for this late visit, my friend.
Forgive me for this late visit, my friend.
Forgive me for this late visit, my friend.
Forgive me for this late visit, my friend.
Forgive me... But you have a very pronounced accent.
Forgive me... But you have a very pronounced accent.
Four Margueritas.
Four Margueritas.
Four, five, six,
Four, five, six,
From his own pocket.
From his own pocket.
From...from your flashing blade...and
From...from your flashing blade...and
Fruitcake!
Fruitcake!
FUTURE FLOGGINGS FORECAST
FUTURE FLOGGINGS FORECAST
García!
García!
Garrison! Arrest that woman now!
Garrison! Arrest that woman now!
Geez ...
Geez ...
Gentlemen!
Gentlemen!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get me to the coach!
Get me to the coach!
Get out of my way!
Get out of my way!
Get that man!
Get that man!
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Good ...
Good ...
Good!
Good!
Good. Now flop your wrist.
Good. Now flop your wrist.
Guards!
Guards!
Guards!
Guards!
Guards!
Guards!
Guards! Arrest everybody!
Guards! Arrest everybody!
Guards! Untie her!
Guards! Untie her!
Guess who showed up. You'll never guess...
Guess who showed up. You'll never guess...
Halt!
Halt!
Halt!
Halt!
Halt! Stop!
Halt! Stop!
Has not struck terror in your heart?
Has not struck terror in your heart?
Have a little water? don't feel too good?
Have a little water? don't feel too good?
Have gone to arrest...
Have gone to arrest...
He did die? Didn't he?
He did die? Didn't he?
He got is one or two lucky thrusts, but in the end, he saw it was hopeless.
He got is one or two lucky thrusts, but in the end, he saw it was hopeless.
He has come back.
He has come back.
He has proclamed now that all the firstborn males be named after him!
He has proclamed now that all the firstborn males be named after him!
He has stolen the people's taxes!
He has stolen the people's taxes!
He is not intuitive, he is not insightful.
He is not intuitive, he is not insightful.
He is not just going to walk in here and say "Here I am!"
He is not just going to walk in here and say "Here I am!"
He must! Under any circumstances... come to us. Now...
He must! Under any circumstances... come to us. Now...
He re appeared tonight.
He re appeared tonight.
He robbed one of my tax collectors,
He robbed one of my tax collectors,
He said his name was ... "zero"
He said his name was ... "zero"
He was dressed all in black,
He was dressed all in black,
He was dressed in yellow like a big banana!
He was dressed in yellow like a big banana!
He was known only as:
He was known only as:
He who sews in the highest!
He who sews in the highest!
He wore a fruit?
He wore a fruit?
He, who is Christ's taylor.
He, who is Christ's taylor.
He, who sews on high.
He, who sews on high.
He's right here!
He's right here!
Hear me!
Hear me!
Help us!
Help us!
Help, help, the Mayor's got all my money.
Help, help, the Mayor's got all my money.
Help! Please! Somebody help us
Help! Please! Somebody help us
Here he is! Ahhhhhh! Luis! I know you.
Here he is! Ahhhhhh! Luis! I know you.
Here he is!, Aaahh ..! You pompous plum.
Here he is!, Aaahh ..! You pompous plum.
Here I am!
Here I am!
Here I am!
Here I am!
Here I am.
Here I am.
Here is the latest "Wanted" poster.
Here is the latest "Wanted" poster.
Here!
Here!
Here... Read all about how to fight against the tyrants ...
Here... Read all about how to fight against the tyrants ...
His clothes are bold, his mind, uncanny,
His clothes are bold, his mind, uncanny,
His election as mayor! Yes!
His election as mayor! Yes!
Home! Father wishes me to return!
Home! Father wishes me to return!
How are you enjoying the party?
How are you enjoying the party?
How can there be two of you?
How can there be two of you?
How can we pay you more than that?
How can we pay you more than that?
How did you hit your foot then? Falling off a Tavern Maid?
How did you hit your foot then? Falling off a Tavern Maid?
How do you defend yourself?!
How do you defend yourself?!
How do you keep your boy's figure then, hmmm?.
How do you keep your boy's figure then, hmmm?.
How is my party going?
How is my party going?
How romantic. Do you would sacrifice your life for me?
How romantic. Do you would sacrifice your life for me?
Huh! You mean wear that drab little costume? And charge about picking fights with total strangers?
Huh! You mean wear that drab little costume? And charge about picking fights with total strangers?
I am absurd, ridiculous, comical! Extravagent!
I am absurd, ridiculous, comical! Extravagent!
I am astonished that you would enter house without my permission!
I am astonished that you would enter house without my permission!
I am here merely to put my sword at her disposal.
I am here merely to put my sword at her disposal.
I am impressed with myself too...
I am impressed with myself too...
I am married to Esteban, King of the Beasts.
I am married to Esteban, King of the Beasts.
I am not thinking clearly. This Zorro has me crazy.
I am not thinking clearly. This Zorro has me crazy.
I am not!!... very wealthy!!
I am not!!... very wealthy!!
I am the from people!
I am the from people!
I ask the Mayor for one condition!
I ask the Mayor for one condition!
I beg of you gentlemen to desist!
I beg of you gentlemen to desist!
I bet I could.
I bet I could.
I can almost smell him.
I can almost smell him.
I can assure you that he will never be short again.
I can assure you that he will never be short again.
I can dally with you no longer!
I can dally with you no longer!
I can not help it.
I can not help it.
I can see it.
I can see it.
I can see that your pockets are lined with the money you have stolen.
I can see that your pockets are lined with the money you have stolen.
I can't believe you're my brother. You're so different!
I can't believe you're my brother. You're so different!
I can't do it for you.
I can't do it for you.
I cannot be Zorro.
I cannot be Zorro.
I cannot believe it!
I cannot believe it!
I could have told you, you were not going to make that jump?
I could have told you, you were not going to make that jump?
I could never get into his pants.
I could never get into his pants.
I do not believe she is one of our people.
I do not believe she is one of our people.
I do not wish to be unmasked publically!
I do not wish to be unmasked publically!
I do not wish to insult you, my dear García.
I do not wish to insult you, my dear García.
I don't believe in playing dress up when people are starving.
I don't believe in playing dress up when people are starving.
I don't feel too good about wearing this costume
I don't feel too good about wearing this costume
I don't know how someone could let themselves get so large!
I don't know how someone could let themselves get so large!
I don't like this!
I don't like this!
I don't think it will stain but if it does, cheap is cheap!
I don't think it will stain but if it does, cheap is cheap!
I fail to see the curiosity in that.
I fail to see the curiosity in that.
I fear I must take my leave!
I fear I must take my leave!
I feel that we are partners in this great revolution.
I feel that we are partners in this great revolution.
I forgive you, my darling. There is still time to start our life anew together.
I forgive you, my darling. There is still time to start our life anew together.
I get so angry... AHHHHHHH!
I get so angry... AHHHHHHH!
I had anticipated a greater game of cat and mouse.
I had anticipated a greater game of cat and mouse.
I hate masked balls. Don't you hate masked balls?
I hate masked balls. Don't you hate masked balls?
I have a small inheritance.
I have a small inheritance.
I have come up with a plan.
I have come up with a plan.
I have nothing. Nothing!
I have nothing. Nothing!
I have only one regret!
I have only one regret!
I have to go freshen up to say Hi Ho to the old gent.
I have to go freshen up to say Hi Ho to the old gent.
I have to talk to you.
I have to talk to you.
I hope you are right, excellency.
I hope you are right, excellency.
I knew it!
I knew it!
I knew would never be able to do this by yourself.
I knew would never be able to do this by yourself.
I know from my heart he will...
I know from my heart he will...
I know he will be here.
I know he will be here.
I know I sound absurd.
I know I sound absurd.
I know it must be very boring for you to hear all the time...
I know it must be very boring for you to hear all the time...
I know that...
I know that...
I know this Zorro is somewhere close.
I know this Zorro is somewhere close.
I know you!
I know you!
I know you're up there.
I know you're up there.
I know! We can go shopping together!
I know! We can go shopping together!
I live with my mother, three sisters and three brothers.
I live with my mother, three sisters and three brothers.
I love it!
I love it!
I love you jealously, always, even if you're a little crazy.
I love you jealously, always, even if you're a little crazy.
I love you.
I love you.
I mean, Twelve times in one night?
I mean, Twelve times in one night?
I meant them no harm, señor. Please! Spare me.
I meant them no harm, señor. Please! Spare me.
I meant...anyone else!
I meant...anyone else!
I might say the same thing about you and my wife.
I might say the same thing about you and my wife.
I move we elect a new Mayor.
I move we elect a new Mayor.
I must go to her. You... You've done more than Thank you brother!
I must go to her. You... You've done more than Thank you brother!
I must play many, many many roles.
I must play many, many many roles.
I must show the people that their Mayor will never
I must show the people that their Mayor will never
I must try that line myself some time.
I must try that line myself some time.
I promise you from my heart
I promise you from my heart
I promised to take him on a picnic.
I promised to take him on a picnic.
I say! I'd like my little soldier doll with dad?
I say! I'd like my little soldier doll with dad?
I second the motion!
I second the motion!
I should have thought of that myself.
I should have thought of that myself.
I sounds like it is coming closer!
I sounds like it is coming closer!
I spell relief...
I spell relief...
I spent a week Boston once,
I spent a week Boston once,
I tell you something Wiggie, It is not easy being the mayor.
I tell you something Wiggie, It is not easy being the mayor.
I tell you something! I am almost disappointed.
I tell you something! I am almost disappointed.
I tell you Wiggie, I will be as close to him as I am to you.
I tell you Wiggie, I will be as close to him as I am to you.
I think I heard you.
I think I heard you.
I think I know what the problem is.
I think I know what the problem is.
I think that I have arrived just in the nick of time.
I think that I have arrived just in the nick of time.
I thought it was ... tomorrow night.
I thought it was ... tomorrow night.
I thought maybe I'd do it by settling down, getting married and having...
I thought maybe I'd do it by settling down, getting married and having...
I want a new masked ball...
I want a new masked ball...
I want the names of everyone who has a stick.
I want the names of everyone who has a stick.
I want you to know that the turtle that caused this has been executed.
I want you to know that the turtle that caused this has been executed.
I want Zorro!
I want Zorro!
I wasn't feeling too good.
I wasn't feeling too good.
I will allow you... that you are a pig
I will allow you... that you are a pig
I will be face to face with Zorro.
I will be face to face with Zorro.
I will crush him in my mighty arms!
I will crush him in my mighty arms!
I will do gladly.
I will do gladly.
I will love you forever!
I will love you forever!
I would have to be stupid!
I would have to be stupid!
I would like you to meet the Mayor's lovely wife and her beautiful necklace.
I would like you to meet the Mayor's lovely wife and her beautiful necklace.
I would not wait too much longer.
I would not wait too much longer.
I'd like to give you
I'd like to give you
I'd love to hear it?
I'd love to hear it?
I'll drink to that...
I'll drink to that...
I'll never forget the look in her eyes when she said:
I'll never forget the look in her eyes when she said:
I'm a Charlotte Taylor Wilson.
I'm a Charlotte Taylor Wilson.
I'm afraid we have nothing in common.
I'm afraid we have nothing in common.
I'm Bunny Wigglesworth, now.
I'm Bunny Wigglesworth, now.
I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson.
I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson.
I'm going to love you forever? Why doesn't she say that?
I'm going to love you forever? Why doesn't she say that?
I'm going to shoot one peasant a day until he gives himself up.
I'm going to shoot one peasant a day until he gives himself up.
I'm having a miserable time!
I'm having a miserable time!
I'm not so sure.
I'm not so sure.
I'm so embarrased!
I'm so embarrased!
I'm sorry to say ... had a terrible accident.
I'm sorry to say ... had a terrible accident.
I'm sorry we did not get a chance to dance.
I'm sorry we did not get a chance to dance.
I'm walking, I'm walking, I'm walking!
I'm walking, I'm walking, I'm walking!
I'm with the People's Independence Committee.
I'm with the People's Independence Committee.
I'm with the People's Independence Committee.
I'm with the People's Independence Committee.
I'm with the... greedy bloodsuckers.
I'm with the... greedy bloodsuckers.
I've always depended on people being nicer than me.
I've always depended on people being nicer than me.
I've been robbed, by the bandit.
I've been robbed, by the bandit.
I've never heard it put that way before.
I've never heard it put that way before.
I've never seen
I've never seen
Idiot!
Idiot!
If I give my land to the people?
If I give my land to the people?
If I have a masked ball to show off your necklace ...
If I have a masked ball to show off your necklace ...
If I may, to your Order.
If I may, to your Order.
If I'm going to be this Zorro chappie, I want to make more of a...statement.
If I'm going to be this Zorro chappie, I want to make more of a...statement.
If only I could have one night in your boots.
If only I could have one night in your boots.
If there is no inn, is there a mission, perhaps?
If there is no inn, is there a mission, perhaps?
If we give away my land Where do you think we are gonna live?
If we give away my land Where do you think we are gonna live?
If you arrest the blonde señorita Then Zorro will come to you.
If you arrest the blonde señorita Then Zorro will come to you.
If you don't stop touching me, I shall have you...destroyed!
If you don't stop touching me, I shall have you...destroyed!
If you had only seen,
If you had only seen,
Im glad you think you are being so helpful, but
Im glad you think you are being so helpful, but
In 50 years, she'll be just another toothless old hag.
In 50 years, she'll be just another toothless old hag.
In the late part of the 18th century,
In the late part of the 18th century,
In the meanwhile, any landowner who's taxes are stolen
In the meanwhile, any landowner who's taxes are stolen
In two days, my ship sails for England.
In two days, my ship sails for England.
Incredible! Ramon
Incredible! Ramon
Indeed, it must difficult to find a hat that fits it properly.
Indeed, it must difficult to find a hat that fits it properly.
Inside the fencing dummy!
Inside the fencing dummy!
Is Esteban!, What do you want?
Is Esteban!, What do you want?
Is made for both of us.
Is made for both of us.
Is responsible for making thousands of people miserable?
Is responsible for making thousands of people miserable?
Is the thought of making love to me that distasteful to you?
Is the thought of making love to me that distasteful to you?
Is yours as dull as your wit?
Is yours as dull as your wit?
Isn't this the village plaza, where according to law...
Isn't this the village plaza, where according to law...
It has been very nice talking to you.
It has been very nice talking to you.
It is called, "Ode to a Bandit".
It is called, "Ode to a Bandit".
It is Captain Esteban...
It is Captain Esteban...
It is going to be a perfect day!
It is going to be a perfect day!
It is hardly a fair match.
It is hardly a fair match.
It is late. Go home my children!
It is late. Go home my children!
It is my destiny.
It is my destiny.
It is our destiny.
It is our destiny.
It is really the only civilized city. The best food,
It is really the only civilized city. The best food,
It is the destiny of the Vega men to become....
It is the destiny of the Vega men to become....
It is the wind of independence, and it carries aloft
It is the wind of independence, and it carries aloft
It looks better on you.
It looks better on you.
It looks like it would buy the people a lot of houses.
It looks like it would buy the people a lot of houses.
It makes her comical! Extravagant!
It makes her comical! Extravagant!
It means you will do much travel, no?
It means you will do much travel, no?
It reminds me of you.
It reminds me of you.
It seems we are destined to meet again...
It seems we are destined to meet again...
It should be spent on schools and hospitals.
It should be spent on schools and hospitals.
It will be the death of her.
It will be the death of her.
It will be the social event of the season.
It will be the social event of the season.
It will require hard work and sacrifice.
It will require hard work and sacrifice.
It's a perfect costume to wear to the ball of a tyrant.
It's a perfect costume to wear to the ball of a tyrant.
It's a very "Zorroesque" remark!
It's a very "Zorroesque" remark!
It's beaut..
It's beaut..
It's cunning, he is crafty...
It's cunning, he is crafty...
It's disgusting!
It's disgusting!
It's getting late?!
It's getting late?!
It's hard to believe!
It's hard to believe!
It's like asking for trouble!
It's like asking for trouble!
It's the way these pants are cut... you don't feel so constrained.
It's the way these pants are cut... you don't feel so constrained.
It's too late, What about under your bed?
It's too late, What about under your bed?
It's very good.
It's very good.
It's very sultry tonight.
It's very sultry tonight.
It's Vul ne ra bel. Vulnerable.
It's Vul ne ra bel. Vulnerable.
Its my terrible temper!
Its my terrible temper!
Just to save that blonde, skinny whore.
Just to save that blonde, skinny whore.
Kennel puff puff?
Kennel puff puff?
Know my private parts.
Know my private parts.
Lady killer!
Lady killer!
Leader of the what?
Leader of the what?
Leave us something!
Leave us something!
Let me take it.
Let me take it.
Let me!
Let me!
Let their example inspire you!
Let their example inspire you!
Let this simple, innane man ...
Let this simple, innane man ...
Let this simple, innane man ...
Let this simple, innane man ...
Let us dance!
Let us dance!
Let your voices be heard!
Let your voices be heard!
Like a pathetic peacock!
Like a pathetic peacock!
Like all achievements,
Like all achievements,
Like an Avocado!
Like an Avocado!
Like thisssssssss.
Like thisssssssss.
Lisp...!
Lisp...!
Listen to me!
Listen to me!
Long Live Mayor Esteban!
Long Live Mayor Esteban!
Look what you've done?
Look what you've done?
Look! Now we have more than before.
Look! Now we have more than before.
Look!, Just between us...
Look!, Just between us...
Los Angeles, California.
Los Angeles, California.
Los Angeles. California. Make it quick!
Los Angeles. California. Make it quick!
Love ... A bit absurd, ridiculous, comical.
Love ... A bit absurd, ridiculous, comical.
Lucky you.
Lucky you.
Luis Obispo from Bakersfield.
Luis Obispo from Bakersfield.
Make an appointment, find a convenient spot?
Make an appointment, find a convenient spot?
Making me a laughing stock in front of my friends!
Making me a laughing stock in front of my friends!
March!
March!
Marguerita Wigglesworth from Santa Barbara.
Marguerita Wigglesworth from Santa Barbara.
Marguerita, our esteemed Mayor.
Marguerita, our esteemed Mayor.
May I call you "Maria"?
May I call you "Maria"?
May I cut in?
May I cut in?
May I introduce my cousin,
May I introduce my cousin,
Maybe even some schools or roads ...
Maybe even some schools or roads ...
Maybe it's just a coincidence, perhaps.
Maybe it's just a coincidence, perhaps.
MAYOR ANGRY LANDHOLDERS DISGUSTED
MAYOR ANGRY LANDHOLDERS DISGUSTED
Me too!
Me too!
Me?
Me?
Men! Take this woman upstairs at once
Men! Take this woman upstairs at once
Mi Amigo!
Mi Amigo!
Mind! Don't be silly. I don't mind.
Mind! Don't be silly. I don't mind.
Moved and seconded, the nominations are now closed.
Moved and seconded, the nominations are now closed.
Muchos Gracias!
Muchos Gracias!
MUST...MAKE UP.. THE DIFFERENCE!...
MUST...MAKE UP.. THE DIFFERENCE!...
My ...
My ...
My apologies, my friend.
My apologies, my friend.
My brother, you are like nobody else.
My brother, you are like nobody else.
My darling, Diego. I adore you!
My darling, Diego. I adore you!
My dear son,
My dear son,
My destiny!
My destiny!
My eyes are much deeper
My eyes are much deeper
My father would be very ashamed of me now.
My father would be very ashamed of me now.
My fellow Los Angelinos!
My fellow Los Angelinos!
My friend.
My friend.
My humble home is honored by your presence.
My humble home is honored by your presence.
My large blonde dove.
My large blonde dove.
My life is miserable!
My life is miserable!
My life... is a nightmare.
My life... is a nightmare.
My old compadre, my heart is heavy to tell you...you are meek.
My old compadre, my heart is heavy to tell you...you are meek.
My rugs, and uh ...
My rugs, and uh ...
My what?
My what?
My wife says,
My wife says,
Neck! Neck! Neck! Necklace!
Neck! Neck! Neck! Necklace!
Nerve? YAAAAAAAAAH!
Nerve? YAAAAAAAAAH!
Next.
Next.
No excellency. He was dressed entirely in plum.
No excellency. He was dressed entirely in plum.
No my sweet love, I adore you.
No my sweet love, I adore you.
NO RELIEF IN SIGHT
NO RELIEF IN SIGHT
No señor. But I'm new to the region.
No señor. But I'm new to the region.
No, I broke it fighting against ... tyrannies and injustices.
No, I broke it fighting against ... tyrannies and injustices.
No, it's very classic.
No, it's very classic.
No, no, no ... Not my weight... his weight in gold.
No, no, no ... Not my weight... his weight in gold.
No, no, no, lifelong amigo. I'm only acting as the mayor.
No, no, no, lifelong amigo. I'm only acting as the mayor.
No, no, no, no. In the box.
No, no, no, no. In the box.
No, no, no!
No, no, no!
No, no, no. I don't wanna play no charades.
No, no, no. I don't wanna play no charades.
No, no, no. I was about to say randy.
No, no, no. I was about to say randy.
No, no. I do not see that.
No, no. I do not see that.
No, no. I've discontinued that Latin tradition.
No, no. I've discontinued that Latin tradition.
No, this time, I congratulate you.
No, this time, I congratulate you.
No, wait!
No, wait!
No, who does it remind you of?
No, who does it remind you of?
No, you're sitting on my foot!
No, you're sitting on my foot!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
No!
No!
No!, Tonight.
No!, Tonight.
No!. It's Zorro she loves.
No!. It's Zorro she loves.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. For the last month he's been very...quiet.
No. For the last month he's been very...quiet.
No. I am certain the lady can protect herself.
No. I am certain the lady can protect herself.
No. I know you would not kill an innocent man.
No. I know you would not kill an innocent man.
No. Who'd ever believe that of me?
No. Who'd ever believe that of me?
Nobody can get close enough
Nobody can get close enough
None other than Señorita Charlotte Taylor Wilson!
None other than Señorita Charlotte Taylor Wilson!
NOOOO!
NOOOO!
Not asking for a brass band, but at least one mariachi player.
Not asking for a brass band, but at least one mariachi player.
Not merely to pose, and preen ...
Not merely to pose, and preen ...
Not you again?
Not you again?
Nothing!
Nothing!
Now do you mind telling me why you are
Now do you mind telling me why you are
Now he will be easy to find.
Now he will be easy to find.
Now I believe, gentlemen, with no disrespect to yourselves,
Now I believe, gentlemen, with no disrespect to yourselves,
Now I know it is permitted for a man to be...
Now I know it is permitted for a man to be...
Now if you'll be so kind,
Now if you'll be so kind,
Now is the time to end your domination.
Now is the time to end your domination.
Now it is my turn to parry...
Now it is my turn to parry...
Now remember... stay alert.
Now remember... stay alert.
Now since you know who I am,
Now since you know who I am,
Now this... is what i call a Zorro!
Now this... is what i call a Zorro!
Now will the people believe me?
Now will the people believe me?
Now you have me and God against you!
Now you have me and God against you!
Now you mock the church!
Now you mock the church!
Now, I thought maybe I'd do something
Now, I thought maybe I'd do something
O!
O!
O. ..
O. ..
Of course he does...
Of course he does...
Of course I routed him.
Of course I routed him.
Of course I would not expect a reward until he is captured.
Of course I would not expect a reward until he is captured.
Of course if it's a message I'm unable to come up with the.
Of course if it's a message I'm unable to come up with the.
Of course, I thought that it was in slightly bad taste,
Of course, I thought that it was in slightly bad taste,
Of course, my friend. Whatever I can do for you.
Of course, my friend. Whatever I can do for you.
Oh come, come. You remember the doll perfectly well.
Oh come, come. You remember the doll perfectly well.
Oh my God! Not you again!
Oh my God! Not you again!
Oh my! You think?
Oh my! You think?
Oh my...
Oh my...
Oh, anywhere is fine.
Oh, anywhere is fine.
Oh, but I forgive you.
Oh, but I forgive you.
Oh, Diego.
Oh, Diego.
Oh, Diego.
Oh, Diego.
Oh, excellent!. Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.
Oh, excellent!. Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.
Oh, heavenly Peter.
Oh, heavenly Peter.
Oh, heavenly Peter.
Oh, heavenly Peter.
Oh, I know I have said it before... about Emilita Dupree.
Oh, I know I have said it before... about Emilita Dupree.
Oh, my brother! How lucky you are!
Oh, my brother! How lucky you are!
Oh, no, no, no, do not concern yourself.
Oh, no, no, no, do not concern yourself.
Oh, no, you are right two fruits and one vegetable.
Oh, no, you are right two fruits and one vegetable.
Oh, señor! How can we ever thank you.
Oh, señor! How can we ever thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, yes, sir. It is the number 2.
Oh, yes, sir. It is the number 2.
Oh, yes!
Oh, yes!
Oh, yes! Zorro. We've heard about him in St. Barbara.
Oh, yes! Zorro. We've heard about him in St. Barbara.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Diego. I'm so glad you're back even under the circumstances.
Oh! Diego. I'm so glad you're back even under the circumstances.
Oh! Esteban. Please!
Oh! Esteban. Please!
Ohhh! If you say so señor.
Ohhh! If you say so señor.
Ohhh! You mean sheep!
Ohhh! You mean sheep!
Okay, lady, we asked you nicely to leave once...
Okay, lady, we asked you nicely to leave once...
On Guard!
On Guard!
Once a month is not too bad!
Once a month is not too bad!
One cannot be too careful with this Zorro fellow
One cannot be too careful with this Zorro fellow
One night...
One night...
One salad, three fruits, two ... one
One salad, three fruits, two ... one
One, two, three,
One, two, three,
One? I have one for every day I'm not going to live.
One? I have one for every day I'm not going to live.
Only a few select friends
Only a few select friends
Only dressing poorly!
Only dressing poorly!
Oooh, but he can't be Zorro.
Oooh, but he can't be Zorro.
Oooh, no señor!, He was not a brigand.
Oooh, no señor!, He was not a brigand.
Oooh! God!
Oooh! God!
Oooh! Oooh, my God!
Oooh! Oooh, my God!
Oppose the greedy bloodsuckers!
Oppose the greedy bloodsuckers!
Or better yet... Yours.
Or better yet... Yours.
Or I will be forced to call Paco, my terrible, mute servant!
Or I will be forced to call Paco, my terrible, mute servant!
Or I'll leave you with the Mayor's boot print!
Or I'll leave you with the Mayor's boot print!
Or may i call you??
Or may i call you??
Or me either, for that matter.
Or me either, for that matter.
Or, uh...outside where it is nice and noisy.
Or, uh...outside where it is nice and noisy.
Our father was a very great leader of the people.
Our father was a very great leader of the people.
Out of my way, old man.
Out of my way, old man.
Out of my way!
Out of my way!
Out of respect for my family!
Out of respect for my family!
Out, out!
Out, out!
Over a private drink...here
Over a private drink...here
Paco, at last!
Paco, at last!
Paco, open it up.
Paco, open it up.
Paco, please. You read it to me, Huh?
Paco, please. You read it to me, Huh?
Paco, take the horse from my brother, Pronto!
Paco, take the horse from my brother, Pronto!
Paco, where have you been?
Paco, where have you been?
Paco, why you don't bring a drink to the lady...
Paco, why you don't bring a drink to the lady...
Paco!
Paco!
Paid on Thursday...
Paid on Thursday...
Paradise!
Paradise!
Peasants! Poor people! Peasants!
Peasants! Poor people! Peasants!
People may laugh... But I will laugh last.
People may laugh... But I will laugh last.
People's Independence Committee.
People's Independence Committee.
Pergrande.
Pergrande.
Perhaps because he asked you and I did not.
Perhaps because he asked you and I did not.
Perhaps even broke it.
Perhaps even broke it.
Perhaps next time.
Perhaps next time.
Perhaps next time...
Perhaps next time...
Perhaps you could give me a teeny, tiny hint who you are? Hmmm?
Perhaps you could give me a teeny, tiny hint who you are? Hmmm?
Please let me sleep with you!
Please let me sleep with you!
Please, father.
Please, father.
Please, please!
Please, please!
Please! Do not get up!
Please! Do not get up!
Please! Don't make me laugh. My stomach is upset already.
Please! Don't make me laugh. My stomach is upset already.
Please! Somebody help us!
Please! Somebody help us!
Poof!
Poof!
Pray that soon ...
Pray that soon ...
Put away those swords!
Put away those swords!
Quiet!
Quiet!
Quiet! Quiet!
Quiet! Quiet!
R. ..
R. ..
R. ..
R. ..
Ramon! No need! No need.
Ramon! No need! No need.
Ramon!, Ramon!, Ramon, my brother's back!
Ramon!, Ramon!, Ramon, my brother's back!
Ready!
Ready!
Ready!
Ready!
Really?
Really?
Red like an apple or red like a raddish.
Red like an apple or red like a raddish.
Red swishbuckler!
Red swishbuckler!
Red, like a rose.
Red, like a rose.
Red.
Red.
REIGN OF TERROR ENTERS THIRD WEEK
REIGN OF TERROR ENTERS THIRD WEEK
Remember Zorro?
Remember Zorro?
Right?
Right?
Roads!
Roads!
Rot!
Rot!
Running about.
Running about.
Said it??! Sink me! She almost sang it!
Said it??! Sink me! She almost sang it!
Saint Mary!
Saint Mary!
Santa Maria! How could I have been so decieved.
Santa Maria! How could I have been so decieved.
Say something like a sissy boy.
Say something like a sissy boy.
Seen from the back, fair enough. You, you look like a bear.
Seen from the back, fair enough. You, you look like a bear.
Señor Obispo, you have a motion to make?
Señor Obispo, you have a motion to make?
Señor Zorro! The soldiers!
Señor Zorro! The soldiers!
Señora, May I present Señorita Charlotte Taylor Wilson.
Señora, May I present Señorita Charlotte Taylor Wilson.
Señorita Wigglesworth,
Señorita Wigglesworth,
Sensitive.
Sensitive.
Sergeant! Read the charges.
Sergeant! Read the charges.
Shall we say that she...
Shall we say that she...
She could be right.
She could be right.
She has charm... she has spirit.
She has charm... she has spirit.
She is a goddess.
She is a goddess.
She is intelligent, and...
She is intelligent, and...
She is the woman of my dreams.
She is the woman of my dreams.
She loves me. She loves me. She loves me.
She loves me. She loves me. She loves me.
She said that to you?
She said that to you?
She threw herself...threw herself? Yes, that's right. Threw herself at me.
She threw herself...threw herself? Yes, that's right. Threw herself at me.
She...offered herself? You're sure?
She...offered herself? You're sure?
Ship oil??
Ship oil??
Shit!
Shit!
Shoot them both!
Shoot them both!
Si. Meanwhile, your Excellency,
Si. Meanwhile, your Excellency,
Silence!
Silence!
Silence!
Silence!
Silence!
Silence!
Sit down! Now take deep breaths!
Sit down! Now take deep breaths!
Six bits. A peso!
Six bits. A peso!
So he shipped me off to sea in a British frigate.
So he shipped me off to sea in a British frigate.
So that they may follow in his fashion.
So that they may follow in his fashion.
So that we may follow in his fashion...
So that we may follow in his fashion...
So this is what you've stooped to, murdering innocent women.
So this is what you've stooped to, murdering innocent women.
So we can include you in our prayers?
So we can include you in our prayers?
So, our long rivalry for her hand is over, huh?.
So, our long rivalry for her hand is over, huh?.
So!
So!
So... Huh!
So... Huh!
So...comfortable with yourself.
So...comfortable with yourself.
Soldiers! Soldiers!
Soldiers! Soldiers!
Soldiers! You must go.
Soldiers! You must go.
Some nights are better for romance...
Some nights are better for romance...
Someone dares to commit a crime on my first night as mayor.
Someone dares to commit a crime on my first night as mayor.
Someone who understands their special needs.
Someone who understands their special needs.
Someone's even wrote the nastiest little poem about him!
Someone's even wrote the nastiest little poem about him!
Something about your destiny...
Something about your destiny...
Sometimes ...
Sometimes ...
Sometimes, Paco has nightmares and I let him sleep with me.
Sometimes, Paco has nightmares and I let him sleep with me.
Son,
Son,
Soon I will have him.
Soon I will have him.
Spread the news.
Spread the news.
Stand up and say so!
Stand up and say so!
Stand up! and spit in the
Stand up! and spit in the
Starting tomorrow, more taxes!
Starting tomorrow, more taxes!
Stay away from me You've done enough damage.
Stay away from me You've done enough damage.
STOOOOOP!
STOOOOOP!
Stop them.
Stop them.
Stop turning like idiots! Hello, how are you?
Stop turning like idiots! Hello, how are you?
Stop, in the name of the law! I said to stop!
Stop, in the name of the law! I said to stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Surrounding my wife!
Surrounding my wife!
Swing your hips? Like that?!
Swing your hips? Like that?!
Swing your hips. Go!
Swing your hips. Go!
Take care of yourself, eh?
Take care of yourself, eh?
Take me! Take me! Take me now, quickly!
Take me! Take me! Take me now, quickly!
Tell Esteban he can write Wiggie care of the Royal Navy, Portsmouth.
Tell Esteban he can write Wiggie care of the Royal Navy, Portsmouth.
Tell me the truth: Do you think I'm a good wife?
Tell me the truth: Do you think I'm a good wife?
Tell me, how long have you lived in this District?
Tell me, how long have you lived in this District?
Tell me. On that one night...
Tell me. On that one night...
Tell me...Is he as loud as ever?
Tell me...Is he as loud as ever?
Tell the lady I want her name!
Tell the lady I want her name!
Ten.
Ten.
Than revolution.
Than revolution.
Thank God for small favors!
Thank God for small favors!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, father.
Thank you, father.
Thank you!
Thank you!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That a new bandit rides the lands.
That a new bandit rides the lands.
That he is back.
That he is back.
That I will cut off his terrible culprit!
That I will cut off his terrible culprit!
That is a little more like it!
That is a little more like it!
That is brother Ramon, a humble priest who has stopped here to rest.
That is brother Ramon, a humble priest who has stopped here to rest.
That is my servant, Paco. He is mute. He cannot speak.
That is my servant, Paco. He is mute. He cannot speak.
That is not a 2. That is a Z!
That is not a 2. That is a Z!
That is why I brought my five brothers!
That is why I brought my five brothers!
That it would be your pleasure that I come to your party dressed as Zorro.
That it would be your pleasure that I come to your party dressed as Zorro.
That letter ...
That letter ...
That man was 3 pesos short in paying his taxes.
That man was 3 pesos short in paying his taxes.
That the next mayor should be a man of the people.
That the next mayor should be a man of the people.
That was Velázquez...the Mayor's tax collector.
That was Velázquez...the Mayor's tax collector.
That you have brought about!
That you have brought about!
That you will not live to see the glorious revolution...
That you will not live to see the glorious revolution...
That's exactly what Zorro would have said...
That's exactly what Zorro would have said...
That's it....
That's it....
The "Zorro".
The "Zorro".
The arrogant expression I'm sorry to say, my friend...
The arrogant expression I'm sorry to say, my friend...
The best art, and the best music.
The best art, and the best music.
The best music? You got to be joking!
The best music? You got to be joking!
The bird of freedom, which will drop the eggs of democracy on your head!
The bird of freedom, which will drop the eggs of democracy on your head!
The bonds of oppression...
The bonds of oppression...
The destiny of the Vega to become Zorro.
The destiny of the Vega to become Zorro.
The eyes of freedom ...
The eyes of freedom ...
The first was an old man and his little granddaughter.
The first was an old man and his little granddaughter.
The full flower is a rare and wondrous dazzlement.
The full flower is a rare and wondrous dazzlement.
The full flower is now my wife.
The full flower is now my wife.
The horse reared. Your father was thrown and died soon after.
The horse reared. Your father was thrown and died soon after.
The Landowners are yelling for my blood!
The Landowners are yelling for my blood!
The little "Ba ba ba's"?
The little "Ba ba ba's"?
The little bud was promising...
The little bud was promising...
The man in the black sombrero?
The man in the black sombrero?
The mark ...
The mark ...
The masks are so uncomfortable.
The masks are so uncomfortable.
The Mayor has brought you Zorro!
The Mayor has brought you Zorro!
The Mayor.
The Mayor.
The moment has come! My destiny calls!
The moment has come! My destiny calls!
The news...and the gossip?
The news...and the gossip?
The peasants of old California were oppressed by tyrannical landowners.
The peasants of old California were oppressed by tyrannical landowners.
The peons are starving!
The peons are starving!
The people are assembled for your inauguration...
The people are assembled for your inauguration...
The people are quite happy working the land for the landowners.
The people are quite happy working the land for the landowners.
The people are very restless, your excellency.
The people are very restless, your excellency.
The people. The poor and trodden down people.
The people. The poor and trodden down people.
The requests are mine now, Zorro! Not yours!
The requests are mine now, Zorro! Not yours!
The say that the mayor is heartless and cruel!
The say that the mayor is heartless and cruel!
The shallow eyes... the shape of the head.
The shallow eyes... the shape of the head.
The sweat of your brow...
The sweat of your brow...
The tax is 10 pesos.
The tax is 10 pesos.
The thirteen colonies have long won... their independance from England.
The thirteen colonies have long won... their independance from England.
The way that man taunted me!
The way that man taunted me!
The way you say your "R", your "E" and "U"s, I don't think you realize it,
The way you say your "R", your "E" and "U"s, I don't think you realize it,
The Zorro!
The Zorro!
Then who?
Then who?
Then why doesn't my husband ever say that?
Then why doesn't my husband ever say that?
Then you too can rebel!
Then you too can rebel!
There emerged a mysterious swordsman
There emerged a mysterious swordsman
There gonna meet all kinds of people there...
There gonna meet all kinds of people there...
There he is!
There he is!
There he is.... you rouge renegade!
There he is.... you rouge renegade!
There is not going to be any woman shot. This is just a plan of mine to get Zorro.
There is not going to be any woman shot. This is just a plan of mine to get Zorro.
There is nothing I can do about it.
There is nothing I can do about it.
There is something wrong with his vowels.
There is something wrong with his vowels.
There's a new shipment of satins from Spain ...
There's a new shipment of satins from Spain ...
They don't grow, they don't learn, It's the same boring routine
They don't grow, they don't learn, It's the same boring routine
They say the Navy makes men.
They say the Navy makes men.
This comes as a complete shock.
This comes as a complete shock.
This drawing... Does it not remind you of anyone?
This drawing... Does it not remind you of anyone?
This hat which needs reblocking
This hat which needs reblocking
This is a rare antique that belonged to my father.
This is a rare antique that belonged to my father.
This is him. I am certain!
This is him. I am certain!
This is not Zorro.
This is not Zorro.
This is one place... you can't go with me!
This is one place... you can't go with me!
This is ridiculous!
This is ridiculous!
This is the people's money.
This is the people's money.
This is the second time today that I have heard a cry for mercy.
This is the second time today that I have heard a cry for mercy.
This is what's curious.
This is what's curious.
This is your revolution... Your independence.
This is your revolution... Your independence.
This isn't for me.
This isn't for me.
This man must be made an example of...
This man must be made an example of...
This mask with which to deceive totally
This mask with which to deceive totally
This mask with which to deceive tyranny,
This mask with which to deceive tyranny,
This señorita Charlotte Taylor Wilson has piqued my curiosity.
This señorita Charlotte Taylor Wilson has piqued my curiosity.
This sword, with which to fight injustice.
This sword, with which to fight injustice.
This sword...with which to fight injustice,
This sword...with which to fight injustice,
This Zorro business has upset me.
This Zorro business has upset me.
Tie him up.
Tie him up.
To all the robbers, and the lawbreakers
To all the robbers, and the lawbreakers
To be your friend, I would have to be more than clumsy,
To be your friend, I would have to be more than clumsy,
To catch a flaming phantom!
To catch a flaming phantom!
To celebrate ...
To celebrate ...
To come all this distance and miss my destiny by a ... foot.
To come all this distance and miss my destiny by a ... foot.
To escort her inside.
To escort her inside.
TO MY SON
TO MY SON
To protect the poor and downtrodden people
To protect the poor and downtrodden people
To put on a costume and a mask!
To put on a costume and a mask!
To see my new necklace. Isn't it beautiful!
To see my new necklace. Isn't it beautiful!
To smoke out Zorro... once and for all.
To smoke out Zorro... once and for all.
To the landowners, however, he was a real pain in the ass.
To the landowners, however, he was a real pain in the ass.
To the people he was a great hero who would live forever in their hearts.
To the people he was a great hero who would live forever in their hearts.
To you!.
To you!.
Today ... we begin ... a glorious new chapter in our illustrious history.
Today ... we begin ... a glorious new chapter in our illustrious history.
Two Bits... four bits...
Two Bits... four bits...
Under any circumstances, be intimidated!
Under any circumstances, be intimidated!
Understood?!
Understood?!
Unless my nose for perfumes has badly betrayed me
Unless my nose for perfumes has badly betrayed me
Until you are dead.
Until you are dead.
Very prepared.
Very prepared.
Very well then. You may look now.
Very well then. You may look now.
Virgin!
Virgin!
Virgin!
Virgin!
Viva el Zorro! Viva! I>
Viva el Zorro! Viva! I>
Vul ne ra bel.
Vul ne ra bel.
Vulnerable.
Vulnerable.
Walk for you?
Walk for you?
Walking and jumping and running in place!
Walking and jumping and running in place!
Walking and jumping and running in place! Walking and jumping and running in place!
Walking and jumping and running in place! Walking and jumping and running in place!
Was frightened by a turtle.
Was frightened by a turtle.
We all know that Zorro is tricky, si?
We all know that Zorro is tricky, si?
We are followers of Peter, the dress maker.
We are followers of Peter, the dress maker.
We do...
We do...
We have the necklace.
We have the necklace.
We paid on Thursday.
We paid on Thursday.
We still have three months to go!
We still have three months to go!
We took the money of the Brigand too!
We took the money of the Brigand too!
We were once womb mates.
We were once womb mates.
We will not have to worry about how to pronounce "Brigen"
We will not have to worry about how to pronounce "Brigen"
Wear them with honor
Wear them with honor
Wear them with honor.
Wear them with honor.
Well ... you see ... At the beginning, I had...
Well ... you see ... At the beginning, I had...
Well ...perhaps offered isn't quite the right phrase.
Well ...perhaps offered isn't quite the right phrase.
Well done, my brother. Now what?
Well done, my brother. Now what?
Well he looked marvelous. And he made a complete fool out of Esteban.
Well he looked marvelous. And he made a complete fool out of Esteban.
Well if it's nasty, I'll tell you something...Wiggie!
Well if it's nasty, I'll tell you something...Wiggie!
Well now that your foot's healed,
Well now that your foot's healed,
Well, actually I'm not all that bad with a whip...hmmm.
Well, actually I'm not all that bad with a whip...hmmm.
Well, did you, ah... see her?
Well, did you, ah... see her?
Well, he was ...
Well, he was ...
Well, I was Ramon twenty years ago, but
Well, I was Ramon twenty years ago, but
Well, I'm living proof, They made me...
Well, I'm living proof, They made me...
Well, I'm sure it's all quite an amusing little story, but ...
Well, I'm sure it's all quite an amusing little story, but ...
Well, it's certaintly good to be home again!
Well, it's certaintly good to be home again!
Well, it's late father, and we do not wish to detain you any further.
Well, it's late father, and we do not wish to detain you any further.
Well, now you have had your revolution. And now?
Well, now you have had your revolution. And now?
Well, read it to me!
Well, read it to me!
Well, what do you think?
Well, what do you think?
Well, with Esteban there is so much material to work with!
Well, with Esteban there is so much material to work with!
Well...
Well...
What am I going to do without you.
What am I going to do without you.
What am I saying?
What am I saying?
What an arrogant braggart I am!
What an arrogant braggart I am!
What are you supposed to be...? A duck?!
What are you supposed to be...? A duck?!
What are you talking about? I was doing fine!
What are you talking about? I was doing fine!
What are you waiting for? Here he is! Arrest him! Pronto!
What are you waiting for? Here he is! Arrest him! Pronto!
What are you waiting for? There she is.
What are you waiting for? There she is.
What are you... stupid?
What are you... stupid?
What can it mean?
What can it mean?
What circumstances?
What circumstances?
What did he look like?
What did he look like?
What do the people need roads for? They never go anywhere.
What do the people need roads for? They never go anywhere.
What do you think?
What do you think?
What I want is four soldiers
What I want is four soldiers
What if I just wounded one peasant a day.
What if I just wounded one peasant a day.
What if I talk very slow.
What if I talk very slow.
What is a name?
What is a name?
What is it?
What is it?
What nerve!
What nerve!
What order commands its priests to wear such strange clothes.
What order commands its priests to wear such strange clothes.
What ships in the field?
What ships in the field?
What would you like for a wedding present?
What would you like for a wedding present?
What?
What?
What's happening here?
What's happening here?
What's wrong? I hear hoofbeats!
What's wrong? I hear hoofbeats!
When father decided that I wasn't quite masculine enough...
When father decided that I wasn't quite masculine enough...
Where is he getting all these men!
Where is he getting all these men!
Where is Wigglesworth Your neck!
Where is Wigglesworth Your neck!
Where it's nice and quiet
Where it's nice and quiet
Where to, señor?
Where to, señor?
Whereas I am a perfect example of
Whereas I am a perfect example of
Who are you? Who is this man?
Who are you? Who is this man?
Who are you?, Her bodyguard?
Who are you?, Her bodyguard?
Who each month, are seated on a scale
Who each month, are seated on a scale
Who is it?
Who is it?
Who is this woman here, huh?
Who is this woman here, huh?
Who pledged his life in the service of justice.
Who pledged his life in the service of justice.
Who?
Who?
Why are you making that face?
Why are you making that face?
Why didn't I marry you instead of him?
Why didn't I marry you instead of him?
Why doesn't she say something like...
Why doesn't she say something like...
Why don't you deliver this bauble to Charlotte Taylor Wilson?
Why don't you deliver this bauble to Charlotte Taylor Wilson?
Why should I mind you spoiling my party!?
Why should I mind you spoiling my party!?
Why we don't do this right?
Why we don't do this right?
Why were you not at my party tonight?
Why were you not at my party tonight?
Why weren't you at my party tonight?
Why weren't you at my party tonight?
Why, we can continue this amusing little conversation
Why, we can continue this amusing little conversation
Will always be broken
Will always be broken
Will always see through the blindfolds of tyranny.
Will always see through the blindfolds of tyranny.
Willing to say or do anything... to please her man.
Willing to say or do anything... to please her man.
With all your talk about the people I see you like decent Inns!
With all your talk about the people I see you like decent Inns!
With these buffoons surrounding me at all times.
With these buffoons surrounding me at all times.
Womb mates?
Womb mates?
Would you mind holding this, please.
Would you mind holding this, please.
Wow, I'm glad to see
Wow, I'm glad to see
Yaaah?
Yaaah?
Year in, Year out...until finally they stagnate and fester, and ...
Year in, Year out...until finally they stagnate and fester, and ...
Yes, but I'm not so sure that this man is the real Zorro.
Yes, but I'm not so sure that this man is the real Zorro.
Yes, but you always do it with such ...
Yes, but you always do it with such ...
Yes, but you're still the same, aren't you?
Yes, but you're still the same, aren't you?
Yes, Captain!
Yes, Captain!
Yes, I can just imagine being Zorro.
Yes, I can just imagine being Zorro.
Yes, I rather like that womb mates joke.
Yes, I rather like that womb mates joke.
Yes, it's all very well for you to say! But I don't fight!
Yes, it's all very well for you to say! But I don't fight!
Yes, señor.
Yes, señor.
Yes, well...She is... Awfully sweet!
Yes, well...She is... Awfully sweet!
Yes, why don't you look at it this way,
Yes, why don't you look at it this way,
Yes, yes well that is far cheese, old boy. I wish I could lend a hand.
Yes, yes well that is far cheese, old boy. I wish I could lend a hand.
Yes! Oooh, yes!
Yes! Oooh, yes!
Yes! Yes, I will spare you.
Yes! Yes, I will spare you.
Yes. He was out riding when his horse
Yes. He was out riding when his horse
Yesterday at my house a servant came and said
Yesterday at my house a servant came and said
You are ... correct.
You are ... correct.
You are a little clumsy, are you not, my friend?
You are a little clumsy, are you not, my friend?
You are bravest man I have ever met.
You are bravest man I have ever met.
You are like the Maja that was painted by the great Goya.
You are like the Maja that was painted by the great Goya.
You are married to the Mayor, the Prince of the people?
You are married to the Mayor, the Prince of the people?
You are next, señor.
You are next, señor.
You are right, señorita.
You are right, señorita.
You are sentenced to be executed ...
You are sentenced to be executed ...
You are the reason for the change.
You are the reason for the change.
You are trying to change the subject from the fact that you are actually... very wealthy.
You are trying to change the subject from the fact that you are actually... very wealthy.
You Beast!
You Beast!
You can call me anything you like, as long as you adore me.
You can call me anything you like, as long as you adore me.
You can call me anything you wish,
You can call me anything you wish,
You clumsy cow!
You clumsy cow!
You do? You must be betting on them!
You do? You must be betting on them!
You don't really believe the people are happy!
You don't really believe the people are happy!
You get to dance with the hostess.
You get to dance with the hostess.
You have heard enough idiots speak today!
You have heard enough idiots speak today!
You have injured yourself?
You have injured yourself?
You hear me?
You hear me?
You know that I am one of you!
You know that I am one of you!
You know, as the Mayor's wife,
You know, as the Mayor's wife,
You know, Paco.
You know, Paco.
You know, you're the only friend I have.
You know, you're the only friend I have.
You may joke about it, Mr. Vega
You may joke about it, Mr. Vega
You mean the oil from boats?
You mean the oil from boats?
You must stay out of the sun.
You must stay out of the sun.
You recognize that famous sign, huh?
You recognize that famous sign, huh?
You remember Don Diego?
You remember Don Diego?
You say you were Ramon, But you're not Ramon any more?
You say you were Ramon, But you're not Ramon any more?
You see, Paco.
You see, Paco.
You take my breath away! Whatever did I say?
You take my breath away! Whatever did I say?
You tall, handsome, gorgious person.
You tall, handsome, gorgious person.
You will die, four eye'd coyote.
You will die, four eye'd coyote.
You will find him! You will bring him to me immediately!
You will find him! You will bring him to me immediately!
You will understand when the revolution makes Zorros of everyone!
You will understand when the revolution makes Zorros of everyone!
You?
You?
You're a bad, bad, bad boy.
You're a bad, bad, bad boy.
You're a naughty, evil, Mayor?
You're a naughty, evil, Mayor?
You're finally developing a sense of humor, Esteban.
You're finally developing a sense of humor, Esteban.
You're going to ruin my party!
You're going to ruin my party!
You're hot!
You're hot!
Your cane?
Your cane?
Your color.
Your color.
Your cousin is not a woman.
Your cousin is not a woman.
Your Excellency, I have prayed for a small room of my own.
Your Excellency, I have prayed for a small room of my own.
Your father ...
Your father ...
Your father said you would know what to do with it.
Your father said you would know what to do with it.
Your father told me to bring that to you after he died.
Your father told me to bring that to you after he died.
Your father's fencing dummy...
Your father's fencing dummy...
Your gratitude is thanks enough.
Your gratitude is thanks enough.
Your height ...
Your height ...
Your horse and your gold are not gifts.
Your horse and your gold are not gifts.
Your Mayor has promised you Zorro!
Your Mayor has promised you Zorro!
Your prayers are answered, Excellency.
Your prayers are answered, Excellency.
Your prayers are answered. Lock him up inside the barracks!
Your prayers are answered. Lock him up inside the barracks!
Your style, your daring.
Your style, your daring.
Your Vowels!
Your Vowels!
Your weight ...
Your weight ...
Z. ..
Z. ..
Zorro
Zorro
Zorro
Zorro
Zorro could not possibly resist trying to steal it!
Zorro could not possibly resist trying to steal it!
Zorro may not be able to ride.
Zorro may not be able to ride.
Zorro RETURNS PLEDGES PEASANT PROTECTION
Zorro RETURNS PLEDGES PEASANT PROTECTION
Zorro, back after all these years!
Zorro, back after all these years!
Zorro, the bandit. For crimes against the people,
Zorro, the bandit. For crimes against the people,
Zorro, the Gay Blade!
Zorro, the Gay Blade!
Zorro!
Zorro!
Zorro!
Zorro!
Zorro!
Zorro!
Zorro!
Zorro!
Zorro!
Zorro!
Zorro!
Zorro!
Zorro!
Zorro!
Zorro! Oh, Zorro!
Zorro! Oh, Zorro!
Zorro! Zorro! Zorro!
Zorro! Zorro! Zorro!
Zorro! Zorro! Zorro!
Zorro! Zorro! Zorro!
Zorro! Zorro! Zorro! Zorro!! I>
Zorro! Zorro! Zorro! Zorro!! I>
Zorro.
Zorro.
1,000 PESOS REWARD FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE CAPTURE OF Zorro.
1,000 PESOS REWARD FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE CAPTURE OF Zorro.
50 years with her will be a lifetime with anyone else.
50 years with her will be a lifetime with anyone else.
A thousand pardons, Señora. Don't you touch me!
A thousand pardons, Señora. Don't you touch me!
A turtle! Yes!
A turtle! Yes!
And he wore plum? Plum.
And he wore plum? Plum.
as to pray for ten seconds. I will pray ten seconds.
as to pray for ten seconds. I will pray ten seconds.
At your service! You look ridiculous!
At your service! You look ridiculous!
Boston. Boston?!
Boston. Boston?!
But... He sounded like a...
But... He sounded like a...
Don Diego from San Fernando. Don Francisco from San José.
Don Diego from San Fernando. Don Francisco from San José.
Don Diego. Captain Esteban!
Don Diego. Captain Esteban!
Don Fernando from San Diego. Don José from San Bernardino.
Don Fernando from San Diego. Don José from San Bernardino.
Esteban! Yes!
Esteban! Yes!
Exactly...exactly A brilliant way...
Exactly...exactly A brilliant way...
Excellency! What did he wear... tell me?!
Excellency! What did he wear... tell me?!
For my pretty new necklace. What, are you crazy?!
For my pretty new necklace. What, are you crazy?!
Fruit? No!
Fruit? No!
Go. Not for long.
Go. Not for long.
Good! Look! What?
Good! Look! What?
Good! Public Flogging!
Good! Public Flogging!
Green! Like a Lime?
Green! Like a Lime?
Halt! Stop! Stop!
Halt! Stop! Stop!
He dressed...like a salad. Salad? With tomato?
He dressed...like a salad. Salad? With tomato?
He has returned to help us. Who?
He has returned to help us. Who?
His men are here!
His men are here!
How long have you known? Since the start, I think.
How long have you known? Since the start, I think.
Hurry, hurry, Walk! Walk! I'm walking, I'm walking.
Hurry, hurry, Walk! Walk! I'm walking, I'm walking.
I move to nominate Mr. Bishop. I, as mayor ...
I move to nominate Mr. Bishop. I, as mayor ...
I nominate Captain Esteban! Oh No! No! No!
I nominate Captain Esteban! Oh No! No! No!
I second the nomination! No, not me!
I second the nomination! No, not me!
I'm going to do some.... I'm going to do some....
I'm going to do some.... I'm going to do some....
In the show?! I'm a big grouse, I'm afraid.
In the show?! I'm a big grouse, I'm afraid.
Isn't he marvelous? He wears clothes well.
Isn't he marvelous? He wears clothes well.
It will leave us with nothing! Less than nothing!
It will leave us with nothing! Less than nothing!
It's my heart, listen.
It's my heart, listen.
Jump! Jump!
Jump! Jump!
Mayor! Yes!
Mayor! Yes!
Mayor! Mayor! Yes!
Mayor! Mayor! Yes!
Nine. Nine and a half.
Nine. Nine and a half.
Now, running in place!
Now, running in place!
Of course not! I got a message at ... Here I am!
Of course not! I got a message at ... Here I am!
Oh, I feel faint. Well, sit down and get some air.
Oh, I feel faint. Well, sit down and get some air.
Pardon me, I must go. Yes!
Pardon me, I must go. Yes!
Release her, and I am yours. Halt!
Release her, and I am yours. Halt!
Ruining my dress! Let me help you!
Ruining my dress! Let me help you!
Seven, eight ... Eight and a half.
Seven, eight ... Eight and a half.
So, good night. Most kind of you, son.
So, good night. Most kind of you, son.
Something like a sissy boy? You know what I mean.
Something like a sissy boy? You know what I mean.
Something terrible has happened. I know, just tell me what he wore.
Something terrible has happened. I know, just tell me what he wore.
Still, tanned, bland and uh... Romantic, huh?
Still, tanned, bland and uh... Romantic, huh?
Stop it! Calm down!
Stop it! Calm down!
terrible things.. terrible things...
terrible things.. terrible things...
Thank you. It is an honor.
Thank you. It is an honor.
Thank you. My tables, my chairs,
Thank you. My tables, my chairs,
The Zorro. Yes!
The Zorro. Yes!
This man in the orange cape. I do not see nobody.
This man in the orange cape. I do not see nobody.
to be a servant to his Excellency. I'm not paying a reward.
to be a servant to his Excellency. I'm not paying a reward.
To show....Hah...Aha! Ha haha!
To show....Hah...Aha! Ha haha!
Walk for you? AHHHHHHHHHH!
Walk for you? AHHHHHHHHHH!
Was he alone? Yes, sir.
Was he alone? Yes, sir.
Well now, If you insist. I do.
Well now, If you insist. I do.
What is the matter? This uh...
What is the matter? This uh...
What may I serve you, sir? By Margarita.
What may I serve you, sir? By Margarita.
What's the meaning of this? Don Jose, you are Zorro?
What's the meaning of this? Don Jose, you are Zorro?
What's the problem, my friend? He took everything we had.
What's the problem, my friend? He took everything we had.
Who is it? The Mayor.
Who is it? The Mayor.
Who is this? Who is what?
Who is this? Who is what?
Would you mind holding this, please. Not at all!
Would you mind holding this, please. Not at all!
Yeah, that's what I said. No you said Ship!
Yeah, that's what I said. No you said Ship!
Yes! I am prepared
Yes! I am prepared
You can trust me. Indeed?
You can trust me. Indeed?
You horrid, wretched woman! Oh, what lovely skin you've got.
You horrid, wretched woman! Oh, what lovely skin you've got.
Your Excellency? Yes!
Your Excellency? Yes!
Zorro would not miss this opportunity to hum... humiliate me.
Zorro would not miss this opportunity to hum... humiliate me.
Zorro! Zorro!
Zorro! Zorro!
Zorro?! Yes!
Zorro?! Yes!
Zorro. Of course it's Zorro.
Zorro. Of course it's Zorro.
"Where might I possibly wear it?".
"Where might I possibly wear it?".
"Zorro"
"Zorro"

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