Short Circuit 2 Edit

A completely unique, self mobile microcomputer robotics system.

A day, to rent. If you want to buy them wholesale...

A life form's gotta do...

A little muscle, a whole lot of hustle.

A loan shark.

A secret, sliding descending staircase.

A totally mobile, independent robotics system!

About this big. Looks like a metal grasshopper.

Absolutely amazing.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Actually, I am based in that vehicle right over yonder.

Aesthetic input. Sculpture. Modern art.

Alive?

All equal? Oh, but I'm different. I'm a

All of them are gone. It's the only chance we'll get.

All right, for Simpson's we'll forego the cash advance.

All right, the two of us together. We can take it.

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right. Fun's over.

All the guys I ever met were the same way.

Am I making myself completely transparent to you?

Am I not telling you not to go outside of the doors?

Am naive, gullible, schlemiel.

Am not human, but am a life form. Have soul.

Am passerby, man on street, average Joe.

Amendment 2, right to have bare arms

An after hours club. You up for it?

An early Brancusi?

And finally, it is my unique honor officially...

And from this moment on...

And how she's got your jeans steaming.

And I really got to run, so why don't you go back to work, okay?

And I thought Benjamin could use an escape tunnel...

And I'll read it again later.

And my Aunt Bertha is a toaster oven. Come on, get to work!

And my left arm. Or both arms. Oh, wait.

And now you're making toys for a living?

And now, the next set of parts....

And someone has picked up. Now quickly, tell me the code.

And then we put them back in the cars and everybody is happy.

And this is a sure thing. With this, I am guaranteed in the black.

And this time, I have great collateral: 55 Rolex watches.

And we're really overworked.

And we've got lots more on tap. Little Anthony and the Im

And who would be foolish enough to loan money to you?

And with a wave of my magic antenna...

And you're going nowhere, bozos!

And your money, your interest is in your pocket, in full.

Andale! Arriba!

Anyway, you should become accustomed...

Are you able to hear me?

Are you able to hear me?

Are you kidding?

Are you operational? Say something to me.

Are you seeing how he is running around? He is programmed to be doing that.

Are you wanting to purchase one?

Arey.

Arm yourself.

Arriba!

Arriba! Andale! Hola, dude.

At night, they'll be augmented by 12 strategically placed...

Attach serve linkage to motor and solder there.

Attempt to look human, fit in, belong.

Au contraire, mi amiga. Did I startle you?

Backup power is going.

Bad humans!

Battery fluid, maybe.

Be careful!

Be careful. You really should cross at the crosswalk.

Beautiful architecture. Edifice, Romanesque.

Beautiful, huh?

Before I arrived in this city, I was working in Oregon...

Before the first thing is a question:

Beginning final approach.

Ben Jahrvi, wasn't he with Nova Robotics?

Ben Jahrvi?

Ben, don't go weird on me. Just tell me you are making the robots...

Ben, hi. So, how's it going?

Ben, the expense alone....

Ben, then, what is?

Ben, what the hell is that? It looks like a giant one of your toys.

Ben, you don't have to make small talk.

Ben!

Ben!

Ben?

Ben....

Benjamin, this is your home, domicile, flophouse?

Benjamin! Come here. Give me a hug.

Benjamin! I'll go with you. I'd love more input.

Benjamin?

Benjamin? Wake up call.

Benjamin.

Benny, grab your jacket. I'm taking you to lunch.

Benny, I'd like you to meet your production staff.

Benny, our first big score. Look at that.

Benny, where did you get the idea for this?

Benny? You're leaving me with my back to the wall here.

Better hurry before I make a big hit on Broadway.

Boosting. Ripping off

Boring.

Boring. The movie was better.

Borrowing the blueprints, purchasing equipment.

Branches.

Broadway. It's gotta be it. Keep going.

Broadway's a long street.

Buildings, skysc****rs, urban habitats. I am impressed.

Built by Heimdall. Completely custom. I must say we're really...

Busters.

Busters. Gangbusters.

But for two of these humans to get together...

But he me killed to try.

But I am alive. Read my lip lights. "I think, therefore I am."

But I am not equipment.

But I've got such a headache.

But in the bookstore, I scanned many megabytes...

But it takes money to make money.

But Oscar, cutting hole in bank vault is not damage? Vandalism?

But Oscar, taking jewels without permission is stealing!

But please wait for a beeping beep. Beep.

But seriously, I mean, how long before you could deliver that many?

But she isn't recognizing me when she is seeing me.

But something's wrong.

But the toy robot business, it's pathetic.

But they cannot purchase me. Cannot. I am alive!

But they said it's their job. They'll put them back!

But this causes strange feeling, emotion. It's not good.

But to whom are we to tell this earth quaking news?

But we have no more money. And now we're having no equipment.

But who would do this to struggling business persons...

But, Benjamin, I can help you.

But, Frederick, there are so many more.

But, I....

By this ceremony, the United States government decrees...

Call me "craphead"?

Can someone direct me to the answers, please?

Can you explain a little more explicitly, please?

Can you say "thank you"?

Can't you go any faster? If you get a ticket, I'll pay for it.

Can't you just plug it into the wall?

Can't you make something? Send them Morse code or something?

Capable of doing anything, and a marvellous personality to boot.

Certainly, Oscar. I'd detach my right arm for Benjamin.

Check it out, man. Pretty nice, eh?

Check it out! Major input!

Christ. Lived from 1 to 33 AD.

Citation Zebra Bravo is landing on runway 3 0, right.

City?

Close personal friend of mine. Comes by here all the time.

Collecting mucho input. Urban input.

Come on, J. Five. I got some people that are dying to meet you.

Come on, Johnny Five!

Come on, let's do it!

Come on, now, man. These are serious guys.

Come on, now. We got toys to make.

Come on, you bug eyed geek!

Come on, you gonna hold a grudge all your life? Be happy!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. I will clean you up.

Come with me. Pardon me.

Complaints? I did something wrong?

Completed Number 74, Benjamin.

Complicated?

Congratulations to you all.

Corporate secrets which I will explain in detail...

Correct. Because out of all these humans, there is only one...

Damn it!

Dating Dos and Don'ts for Modern Teens.

Definitely.

Delivery boy.

Department of Water, telephone company, city planners

Derf, why did Racso lie to me? Try to disassemble me?

Diamonds. The Vanderveer Collection.

Do not be touching me, sir.

Do you feel lucky, punk?

Do you know what I'm standing in?

Do you run it by remote control?

Do you see them?

Dock of the Bay!

Does everybody get treated this way?

Does that mean you're done? On time? Like I wanted?

Don't be absurd!

Don't be ridiculous. I own this vault.

Don't forget the circuit tester.

Don't make mistakes. They treat me like a machine.

Don't rub it in. I had to go to a shark.

Don't take it so hard. Welcome to life in the big city.

Don't worry. My cousin was a Harley Davidson.

Don't you get it? It's a witness that can identify us!

Don't. No, wait.

Doo Wah Diddy! Yes!

Door is open.

Door to door? In this town? You just fall off the banana boat...

Dr. Ruth says, "Violence is an expression...

Dream on, Johnny. Landing area, 6:00.

Dubious. Hard to believe.

Dummy, you were boosting car stereos!

Easy. Wait a minute. Are you okay?

Either you come out now or we're impounding this piece of equip

Elevation! Altitude! Come on!

Every time I am being near her, the sweat in the palms...

Everybody can play, okay? Winners all the time.

Everybody get a watch?

Everybody is a winner. Follow the red card.

Everything that I have been saying has been coming to you, not from me...

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex.

Everything you need for car systems at low prices!

Everything you need is here.

Exactly. There is no other plan.

Excuse me, but if you are worried for your friend to be safe...

Excuse me, is this yours?

Excuse me, sir, but we are not open to the public. Hello. Can l

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Could you put your arms down?

Excuse me. I...

Excuse me. Listen to me.

Excuse me. My friend and I were taking a meeting here.

Excuse me. You are Maniac Mike who spotted the robot?

Fabulous!

Falling 32 feet per second. Unacceptable.

Feels like desert, wasteland.

Find them, I will. Activating spectro analyzer.

First get soldering iron, iron, iron....

First things first.

Five, if you blow this, I'll pull your head off. I swear to God I will.

Five, what are you doing? You're gonna get us busted here!

Five!

Five! Come on, we gotta go.

Five?

Five?

Follow the red card, not the black card.

Follow the red card. Winners all the time.

For Christmas, not Easter, got it?

For very personal reasons.

For you, from Stephanie. All natural granola brownies.

Forget it. You can't swim!

Francis Bacon said, "A crowd is not company...

Fred Ritter. I'm in the entrepreneur business.

Fred wants to sell me?

Fred, check outside.

Fred, Lady Luck, she is sitting in our laps today.

Fred, will you hurry up? We'll be late.

Fred.

Frederick is not my friend.

Frederick, I have an important question. Why do humans not like me?

Frederick, I must read these two books very carefully.

French now?

From automobiles?

From the Bombyx mori moth caterpillar, or silkworm.

Garcon. Deux expressos, s'il vous plait.

Garfield! Do I look like a mouse?

Gentlemen, the Vanderveer Collection.

Get a Rolex watch.

Get in there!

Get off!

Get out of my face, you ugly mother!

Get out of my way!

Get this ugly mother out of my face!

Get up!

Get your lawyers on the paperwork.

Give it to me!

Give it up!

Go back to your two bit computer scam you were doing so good.

Go. Now!

God, you can't even get a cab in this city.

God!

God?

Gone.

Good bye...

Good game. Great game.

Good morning.

Got my favorite table reserved at McDonald's.

Great fit! Fashion statement.

Great!

Great.

Great. Why don't you go down and see my secretary...

Greetings. Hello, I'm Sandy Banatoni.

Guys just smile.

Half those zeroes are yours.

Harding?

Hath not a robot hands, organs, dimensions, senses...

Have a seat, gentlemen.

Have you seen a robot?

He did.

He is delicate equipment.

He is leaking.

He is looking to you like a household appliance?

He isn't alive. I'm alive.

He locked up me and Benny in a room full of frozen Chinese squids.

He locked you up? He did not smash, crush, dent, mangle you?

He was Newton Crosby's partner.

He went ape.

He's a robotics engineer. He worked for the government.

He's gonna find us.

He's talking, man.

He's very businesslike. A total professional.

Headed south on Central Avenue, a man riding a motorcycle...

Hello, baby!

Hello, bozo.

Hello, bozos!

Hello, Fred.

Hello, taxi!

Hello, there, pedestrians, city dwellers, young urban professionals.

Hello, there.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Need input.

Here I am.

Here it is. Step right up. Take a chance. Place a bet.

Here we go. Red to black, red to black. Red card.

Here, let me show you.

Here.

Here. Give me that.

Here's Johnny!

Here's your budget for tools and parts and all that.

Hey, Benny, can't you use that?

Hey, come back here!

Hey, come on now, guys!

Hey, gently with the shirt. That's my Bisana.

Hey, good morning out there.

Hey, I'm telling you.

Hey, life form! Cool it!

Hey, no! No, wait!

Hey, take it easy. You're okay now.

Hey, those things can kill you!

Hey, tough guy

Hey, watch the silk!

Hey, you!

Hey, you're the expert. The jewels go to the museum in two days.

Hey! How did you get in?

Hey! Stop!

Hi, neighbor.

Hi, Oscar.

Hi.

Hisher is a ventriloquist's dummy.

Hisher is made of papier mache and wood...

Hit it!

Hit it! Finish it off!

Hola, dude! What's happening?

Hold this.

Hold this. Thank you. Sandy?

Hop on, Derf.

Hope so.

Hot dogs!

Hound of the Baskervilles.

How am I supposed to know Morse code?

How are you misplacing a 700 pound car key?

How are you obtaining this financial funding?

How do you control it, though?

How does this sound?

How many of these could there be?

How much time?

How will you build all those robots by yourself with no money?

How you doing? Feeling better?

How you gonna beat that?

How? With what?

How's your line moving, pal?

Hubcaps, corn dog, soul.

Human porcupines.

Humans are so "pli comp cated."

Hurry up, please! We may not have much time.

Hurry up! We've gotta get him.

Hurry, Fred!

Hurry! Quickly!

Hydraulic fluid? Brake fluid? Lighter fluid?

Hypnotic blue eyes.

I am Ben Jahrvi, Titanic Toy Corporation.

I am confessing to you now, Sandy.

I am endowed by my creator with certain inalienable rights!

I am fascinated by your hypnotic blue eyes.

I am gonna let you have half of my inventory.

I am in a city?

I am not stolen goods.

I am really pissed off!

I am thinking "all the world's a stage."

I am thinking I will contact my friends Newton and Stephanie in Montana.

I am wanting so much to be able to speak to you with my tongue untied.

I am wishing to say there is a...

I ask financial questions like, "where's your capital?"

I called them.

I can count on you, can't I?

I can go take care of the store. You go for the groceries.

I can let you have these rock bottom wholesale. You'll clean up.

I can't believe it.

I can't do this. I'm no good at this stuff.

I can't.

I cannot hear myself forgetting what I am studying.

I choose many things for myself, but did not choose travelling in a box.

I choose to fly tourist class, but they say I'm cargo.

I come with a utility pack and gadgets for outdoor living.

I could be done in 35 minutes.

I could give you input.

I deal in volume.

I did it to help us. Give us our big break, you know?

I did not lose him, first of all. He just ran out.

I didn't say that.

I don't believe it.

I don't believe it.

I don't care! Come on, we're gonna be late.

I don't know why.

I get it. Industrial espionage.

I got a watch.

I got radios! I got stereos! I got tape decks and CDs!

I got three shifts working on them now. Not a lot I can do.

I got you your big break. Tell me what you need.

I gotta run. Contact me as soon as the complete shipment is ready.

I had planned to make an entrance with a cutting torch...

I happen to be the Membership Committee chairman.

I have a good feeling about this.

I have a need to explain.

I have feelings.

I have only told my friends in Montana.

I have them, every single one.

I just got to sell! I can't help it. Look at me. I'm in a panic.

I just know it.

I just thought I'd drop off that application for you.

I knew he wasn't up to this.

I knew I could count on you.

I knew I should have stayed away from this.

I knew it.

I knew this guy once who started talking like you...

I know about computers and we'd expect to pay no less than...

I know an all night rock and roll place.

I know the name, Fred. And your body is your collateral.

I know they're gonna sell.

I know what it's like for Benjamin working long hours...

I know. I've spent my entire lifetime as one...

I like Oscar. He's friendly. And he treats me with "R E S P E C T."

I lost him.

I mean that they are....

I mean you're a high tech kind of a guy.

I mean, brown.

I mean, especially at this stage in my career.

I mean, I'd have to have them in, like, 30 days.

I mean, it is making a lot of mistakes because it is alive.

I mean, it's got everything we need. It's got...

I mean, we go in there and we grovel. We look really pathetic.

I mean, well, you can see for yourself. It's pretty dull, actually.

I paid yesterday. Bill is picking it up today.

I possess immortal soul?

I promised our staff a three course dinner.

I said, don't move!

I say, you know, you have attractive shoes and earrings.

I see, no answer to that one.

I see.

I seen it too. It's a Mitsubishi!

I shall be damn sure telling you when the robots are...

I should have known it wouldn't work.

I solemnly swear...

I solemnly swear...

I still like this one.

I think I got you bandaged. You gonna be okay now?

I think I'd better go.

I think it split, man.

I think the chauffeur did it.

I think this Mr. Diddley did more for this country...

I thought this building had been vacated.

I thought this would interest you.

I told you I want high tech...

I tried to cash in on you, too.

I trust you, now.

I understand it. It always hurt. We all want to be liked.

I understand.

I used to do this for a living. It'll be a controlled fire.

I want to be your friend. Listen, you can open any car you want?

I was spending the night with a friend...

I was tricked? Flimflammed? Hornswoggled?

I will make your day? Do not pass go? I'm underage, you know.

I wish I were a bird.

I work all day with other people's money. Look, but don't touch.

I work at the bank.

I worked it out in intricate detail.

I wouldn't want you to strain yourself.

I'll arrange to have them picked up tomorrow. This is terrific.

I'll be back soon.

I'll can the hat and keep looking.

I'll get a new staff together.

I'll get back on you when I return.

I'll scramble your RAM!

I'll unlock it.

I'm a human being like you.

I'm frantic and I'm manic!

I'm going to take your batteries out. Bad boys.

I'm just like you except I'm from out of town.

I'm not here, but leave message at sound of tone.

I'm not Slave O Matic. I'm Johnny Five. I'm alive.

I'm now missing my second date with Sandy.

I'm okay. Just a few Bugs Bunny to work out.

I'm sightseeing, but many people are angry.

I'm sorry I tried to sell your goddamned robot.

I'm sorry.

I'm studying popular music, so I can increase my relationships...

I'm studying with fever to become citizen...

I'm supposed to go to Simpson's to sign the papers.

I'm talking about a robot worth $11,000,000 bucks?

I'm telling you, it's a Nova robot.

I'm telling you, we should take the robot, too!

I'm telling you, you underestimate him.

I'm with him.

I'm worried about our friends, Benjamin and Frederick.

I've been a salesman all my life. I finally got something that sells!

I've been kicking around here for two days' time already.

I've been thinking about you, and I thought you...

I've got more brains in my nostril than he's got...

I've never been able to figure it out.

I've never seen a city. Time for sightseeing.

I've never seen that happen before.

If he is discovering he is in a city full of input...

If he's just missing...

If it loses power, I die, expire, "buck the kicket."

If we have to stop digging for more than five days...

If you act now, I'll throw in for free...

If you don't pay them back right away...

If you had a mouth, I'd wash it out with soap.

Ignition system has fouled up somehow. Sorry, folks.

Improvement on your design. Got the bugs out.

In 30 days.

In one day's time only, a man can go from a mean street corner...

In out, in.... Perfectly functionality.

Increased memory, 500 megabytes on line.

Incredible adaptability.

Input, input!

Input!

Input!

Input! Treasure Island, Origin of the Species.

Input? Well, that's what I'm here for, son.

Input. Megabytes of input.

Insert tab A into slot B. Put that down there...

Interesting human.

Is he naturally this...

Is it loneliness?

Is that it, Robby?

Is that your car, man? You're looking out for it?

Is the car moving?

Is this thing for real?

Isn't it strange we should be meeting like this?

Isn't it wonderful?

It always some guy just like you. I swear.

It does not mean that your mother is sleeping with my dog.

It doesn't help us save Number Johnny Five.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't?

It is time to tell you something which is very important.

It is unfortunate we're not carrying a telephone with us.

It is very boring out there. No input.

It means the people that she's sleeping with...

It must take batteries or something, you know?

It rolled past my office. Listen

It was stealing, okay? You were stealing!

It's a $190 shirt. I got it for $45.50 off the truck.

It's a better view.

It's a breakthrough in artificial intelligence.

It's a computer. It probably has custom operating systems

It's a droid!

It's a surprise, the kind of guys they go for.

It's all right. We lost them now.

It's an honor for all of us at the bank, and I'd like

It's coming and it's smarter than I thought. Get ready!

It's for you. Who even knows you're here?

It's great up here.

It's incredible!

It's just that me and Ben Jahrvi, we've got

It's just that when you owe as much money as I do...

It's like Montana, only vertical.

It's me! Isn't that special?

It's not much of a place to see, really, is it?

It's not that.

It's okay, Ben.

It's so good to see you!

It's taken me a long time, let me tell you.

It's unbelievable, isn't it?

J. Five!

Jahrvi, but you can call me B E N. I spell it Ben.

Jahrvi.

Jail is for human beings. They may be scum of the earth...

Jesus!

Johnny Five not a thing.

Johnny Five total value:

Johnny Five?

Johnny Five.

Johnny is a very cute name.

Johnny? You have taken name for yourself?

Johnny.

Juicy Fruit...

Just like animals in a jungle, I swear to God.

Just tell me what to do.

Just tell me, step by step.

Just the facts.

Keep that power on or I'll beat the living headlights out of you!

Keep your eye on it.

Kiss off, you bug eyed geek. Come on!

Kissing, osculation, hot chotchkies.

Leave it out there.

Leningrad. Black market. Everything from Abba to ZZ Top.

Lesson Number One: You can't trust anybody.

Let me ask you something. How does that thing work?

Let me deal with the robot.

Let me get this straight.

Let's get out of here.

Let's get that craphead.

Let's get them out.

Let's party!

Like a machine?

Like a sweaty duck.

Like car keys, sunglasses

Like I said, it's the all new Radio Shack stereo...

Like the ship.

Listen up, now! We got complaints on this thing.

Listen very carefully. I am thinking we should not tell him...

Listen, Ben. What's going on with those robots?

Listen, you nutcase! Give me that!

Listen.

Lithium argon liquid battery. Good for 500 hours.

Loneliness, solitude. Yes! I have read about this in many books.

Look at that thing over there.

Look at that!

Look at this place. It's amazing!

Look out!

Look out!

Look up there.

Look, I'm sorry for wasting your time.

Look, it's a droid.

Look, just get back to work!

Look, see, they're hands. They clap.

Look, you have no background in this field at all.

Look. How about this? How about we...

Los Locos kick your ass! Los Locos kick your face!

Los Locos kick your ass! Los Locos kick your face!

Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!

Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!

Lots of Greenpeace stickers and even a Nike swoosh!

Louie, Louie!

Low bridge.

Madson steel alloy.

Madson steel alloy. A 450. I'll dig around it.

Main "wer po," power circuits are severed.

Major metropolis!

Making homemade contraption to protect my friends.

Mane ghabarat thaychhe.

Masks?

Maybe a new wardrobe would help.

Maybe I should be selling them door to door?

Maybe that's where the answers are.

Maybe you'd like to join the Neighborhood Merchants Association.

Me, Chrome Breasted Input Eater.

Me, Johnny. You, busted.

Me?

Me? Fix?

Medical person, pay attention to your job! Come here!

Meet, closeness, proximity, yes.

Mid town, centrally located. Been here since 1902.

Might we step inside, please?

Minimum wage.

Mixing in with all the other living bipeds.

Mobile human.

Montana? You got friends here.

More!

Mountain Lion Air Freight. We got a delivery for you.

Mr. Benjamin Jarvee, right?

Mr. De Ruyter, may I have a word with you?

Mr. De Ruyter, welcome to the US, and welcome to First Federal Trust.

Mr. Five, tell us how you feel.

Mr. Manic, you are not knowing your fluids.

Muchas gracias.

Mug shots?

Must "nnect reco," reconnect main battery.

Must be Candid Camera!

Must find policeman! Constable! Gendarme!

Must repair wiring to memory. My memory is me.

My boss loves it. Where did you get them?

My boss wouldn't give a cash advance.

My friend Newton Crosby and I designed and built...

My friend.

My friends trusted me and I lowered them down.

My goodness. Well, I've been called a few names myself.

My mind is not getting over that matter. That is for certain.

My mother...

My name is Oscar Baldwin.

My partner!

My special congratulations to you...

My special price to you today, $39.95.

My wife, Morgan Fairchild.

Nah, no, it's doo doo something. "Da Doo Run Run"

Next song, please.

Nice going, ace.

Nice place you got here.

No grasshoppers today?

No humor is involved.

No movie, no magazine, no bag of peanuts.

No perspiration, if the per unit price is attractive.

No preservatives or additives.

No problems.

No, decorations. Multicolored petroleum by products.

No, do not kill me!

No, I am completely un helpable. I cannot be a...

No, I will get it. Allow me, sir.... Ma'am. Pardon me.

No, it can't be.

No, it's a hang glider!

No, it's okay.

No, Oscar!

No, please don't leave!

No, sir, please don't touch that!

No, sir, please!

No, stop!

No, they scammed you, see? They tricked your ass.

No, you just talk to it.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! No way!

No! Please! I'm alive!

No! Stop! Please!

No! We gotta lose that thing!

No.

No.

No.

No. Afraid.

No. Don't tell me, please.

No. He just wanted us out of the way.

No. This is a fine

No. What a moron.

No. What matters is what you do, how you live...

Not disassemble! Am alive! Can die!

Not games. Have questions. Need answers.

Not just machine!

Not Mitsubishi. I'm Johnny Five.

Not possible. We're the type of people...

Not ripping, unscrewing. I helped my friends:

Not the circuit tester!

Now I wonder...

Now we are un employers.

Now we have to get a security system.

Now you're expecting me to believe that you...

Now, across the street out there is a little secret room...

Now, get up!

Now, how many chances am I supposed to give you?

Now, out! Get out!

Now, please, will you stay inside?

Now, this is confession! You don't play games in the house of God!

Now, with all the break ins, the vandalism...

Now, you've been with us how long? Two months?

Now...

Number 25.

Number Five!

Number Five?

Number Johnny Five cannot be sold in any way howsoever.

Number Johnny Five, the date was...

Number Johnny Five, you had me so worried.

Number Johnny Five, you would be doing this for me?

Number Johnny Five!

Number Johnny Five!

Number Johnny Five!

Number Johnny Five! Johnny?

Number Johnny Five?

Number Johnny Five.

Number Johnny Five.

Number Johnny Five. Are you completely operational?

Number Johnny Five. Come on, Johnny Five.

Of course you do, my son. You're human, right?

Of course, if everybody was rich, then everybody would have a Bisana.

Of course! Dock of the Bay! Good! Go towards the docks!

Oh no, Johnny Five, you...

Oh, baprai! Right here?

Oh, but Yes, it does, doesn't it?

Oh, but hath not a robot eyes?

Oh, dear!

Oh, God! What did they do to you?

Oh, God. There's a problem, isn't there?

Oh, good golly! I just remembered.

Oh, like, I'm really scared. You know, for sure.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my, how time is fun when you're having flies.

Oh, my.

Oh, no, Fred. Not your "shilk sirt." Silk shirt.

Oh, no, I am only charging $19.95.

Oh, no!

Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Fluid.

Oh, no. I mean, where's your assembly plant? Your offices?

Oh, no. Maaf karna. I am

Oh, no....

Oh, now, Fred, get up! You're chicken?

Oh, Oscar!

Oh, shit. I'm scared.

Oh, such excellent luck.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah? Bull's eye!

Oh, yeah? Watch this.

Oh, yeah? Well, recycle this, you meshuggenah schmuck!

Oh, yes. This is the secret room.

Oh, yes. Yes, indeed.

Okay, ace? If I get your arm working, you can do the rest yourself, right?

Okay, all loaded. 1,000 toy robots.

Okay, Ben.

Okay, check diagram, right.

Okay, find tread assembly, right.

Okay, good. Totally professional.

Okay, hold it there.

Okay, I'll get back to you.

Okay, jerk off. You're gonna get recycled.

Okay, maybe.

Okay, Oscar. I'll pass you off at the head.

Okay, red to black, red to black. Red card.

Okay, so we get rid of the robot.

Okay, thank you.

Okay, those are in now.

Okay? It was a dirty trick. I'm a jerk. I'm a sleazeball.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Good, well, so good luck with the rest of them and...

Okay. Here we go!

Okey dokey.

On time, no bullshit.

Once we get a cash advance, we'd be in high gear.

One shot. Mind over matter. Ready?

One whose person is under control of another as master, is a slave.

One, two, three.

Only, then I got greedy. I mean, come on...

Open this box.

Operating completely unsupervised.

Oscar suckered me and I'm the big con man.

Oscar, come here.

Oscar, I do not understand this input. What language are you speaking, Oscar?

Oscar, step aside.

Oscar, thank you.

Oscar, you will not get away.

Oscar, you're such a friendly guy. I always enjoy talking to you.

Oscar!

Oscar? Hiding place is bank vault. Heimdall bank vault.

Oscar? That shlup?

Otis Redding. Dock of the Bay.

Our gift to the Brazilian National Orphanage.

Out of all the partners I could have picked, I get the one that doesn't wanna be rich.

Out!

Outdoor plumbing.

Outside of doors is city. Awesome input. You did not tell me.

Pardon me.

Pardon.

Parked.

People dislike me. Call me droid, ugly mother.

Perfectly, "kay o."

Perhaps they can help me financially.

Philosophy, art, religion, aerobics.

Phone service. All the square footage you could ask for.

Piece of corn. Can of cake. "Suck doup."

Please allow me to demonstrate the law of centrifugal force.

Please note.

Please return your seatbacks and tray tables...

Please say something.

Please, call me Johnny Five.

Please, darling, it is a Hankoff. It's gaunt, angular...

Please, I am sorry.

Please, someone let

Please!

Plenty of time.

Police and security to full alert immediately.

Police station! Which way?

Pork snouts, nitrates, red dye number five.

Precious stones.

Prepare for launch. All systems are go.

Pumping iron.

Pursue, capture, incarcerate!

Quickly!

Quiet? Do you know what just floated past me?

Quiet.

Rasc.... Oh, Oscar!

Rats. Can't lock on frequency.

Really, Benny, that thing doesn't work so good.

Really?

Really?

Red to black.

Relax, get comfortable. You're gonna be here for a while.

Right after lunch. I'm not that hungry myself.

Right.

Right. Simple words.

Right. What I mean, is it remote controlled, or what?

Ringing again.

Ringing! It is ringing.

Rip it apart!

Ritter, Fred Ritter. Nice to meet you.

Ritter, huh? You say it's not remote controlled...

Rolex watch. You know the name, now own the watch.

Rolex watch. You know the name, now own the watch.

Rolex!

Run!

Saala gandu! Lundia!

Sale. Contract by which ownership of property is transferred.

Sandy Banatoni, the human.

Sandy, that pogo stick guy is waiting for you upstairs.

Sandy....

Saunders, are they moving out or not?

Saunders, you bastard, help me! "Eep kay I'm hay usy bay!"

Security system? Sure.

See this guy? I know him. I know him. Fast reader.

She is? I thought you said this thing misfunctioned on you.

She's very knowledgeable in this field.

Short cut. As the crow flies. Have seen utility maps in the bookstore.

Sightseeing? You don't need to sightsee.

Silence is better than Little Richard?

Since I am leaving India, I, too, am having much loneliness...

Sit. Please, sit down.

Sixteenth Street!

Slater tells us, "Don't take chances."

Slow down, Saunders.

Smash the damn thing!

Smile!

So get the police, the Lone Ranger, Dirty Harry, Mean Joe Green...

So he ran away. So now he is living with my friend in Montana...

So I don't. Then I take a chance and then....

So leave!

So those two dickheads out there, if they smash Johnny Five up...

So, Benny:

So, come on, take advantage of Manic Mike's emotional problems.

So, that's what's been going on.

So, what do we talk about now?

So, where is he now?

So, you lost him? Oh, well.

So?

Somebody will let you out Monday morning.

Sorry, I haven't heard of you. Where are you located?

Soul? Yes, input from Bible, Koran, Upanishads.

Sounds like a good idea to me. We sure as hell can't get rid of it.

Split conductor cable, remember?

Squid. I need squid.

Stage. That's a good one.

Stand apart, now! Do it now. I said, now!

Stand back, please. My plasma cutter is dangerous to humans.

Steady, watch the trim.

Stealing? To take property without permission, unlawfully?

Stolen goods warehouse?

Subterranean excavation requires many permits.

Sure, listen to yourself! You can't even talk straight!

Sure, they all do that, man. Hey, what are you doing here?

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure. I'm just on my way to pick up the kids and my wife.

Sure. Kidnap the humans...

Sure. Why not?

Suspect vehicle turning east on Lakeshore.

Take it down to Stolen Goods.

Take it easy! I just misplaced him.

Take me to your leader.

Tell her you find yourself fascinated by her hypnotic blue eyes.

Thank God, are you okay now?

Thank you for stopping.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Fred. Sandy Banatoni.

Thank you, friend.

Thank you, Oscar. Adios.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. I'll get to it right away.

That is him! That is Number Johnny Five!

That makes you equal.

That sounds good.

That sounds good. You're on a roll.

That thing ain't gonna work on this lock, sucker.

That thing is remarkable! Is it yours?

That thing ran me all over to hell and gone...

That was good. I like that one. That one, too.

That way.

That!

That's a falsity. What really happened was...

That's all we need, a robot who's into equal rights.

That's better.

That's great.

That's it! Good!

That's it. Sixteenth Street! Go! Hurry!

That's it. We gotta get out of here.

That's nice, but I'm occupying myself

That's right across the street.

That's the real one! The real Number Two!

That's the ticket.

That's the whole idea, see?

That's them? You did it. We got 'em!

That's what I said. "Derf."

That's wonderful! If you're even just helping me to...

The cops have got him.

The Department of Car Stereo Repair.

The government is divided into three trees.

The key is in the ignition.

The Nova project was scrapped and the robots were destroyed.

The people in this city, it's like back to the trees time.

The purple wires? Twist them back together?

The purple?

The reason it is so difficult to control is because...

The robot is working for us now, pal.

The robots, sir. I found those.

The soil density is lower than I thought.

The truth is, it doesn't matter what people think of you.

The ultimate Swiss craftsmanship.

The valves?

Then come to confession yourself. Don't send a machine!

Then you move on to complimenting her shoes or her earrings.

Then you move onto something more personal, you know?

There are 2,312 taxicabs in this city.

There are many people here, and people, they are very complicated.

There is a telephone line here. I can wire in the telephone easily.

There is no way to get that robot to do what we want.

There is nothing outside. It's very boring out there.

There is the address right there! We know where we are!

There! Chrysler LeBaron, late model.

There's a guy trying to sleep up here.

There's no way we'll get to the jewels before

There's one now. Hey, taxi! Cab!

There's really nothing to see out there.

There's Sandy. What a coincidence you are here.

There's somebody at the door.

These guys must be loaded. Why are they in that building?

These two are wonderful.

They are not selling like pancakes, that is for certain.

They broke my alarm, but I didn't hear noise, and then they

They could be ready for delivery in the middle of October.

They have got a robot doing all the work for them.

They like you. Craphead is a compliment.

They probably bought it.

They said technically, he's missing.

They wanna take your books away.

They were on sale at Woolworth's. Oscar said it didn't matter.

They were supposed to be such hotshot engineers.

They're brown.

They're buying it.

They're fast learners, they're hard workers.

They're not gonna move. Not in this town.

They're tearing it down soon, so I sweet talked them into a short lease.

Thing? An object without life, a personal possession? Incorrect.

This gives you bad emotion, loneliness, unhappiness.

This is a ballpark figure, you know. We'll round it off.

This is a hell of a way to treat a future American citizen.

This is actually no place at all.

This is battery fluid. He is bleeding to death.

This is Charlie 6. 6 Charlie, we're on it.

This is far too risky. I mean, broad daylight.

This is for you.

This is ground control.

This is it. Your new factory, rented just for you.

This is most pleasant deal. Pleasing.

This is my friend, Fred.

This is not my current discussion of topic.

This is ridiculous!

This is so weird. I was just thinking about you...

This is the room, the hiding place for Benjamin.

This is XL 7, over and out.

This is your last chance.

This is your old junk?

This looks even better than your prototype.

This Morse code.

This one is Bo Diddley! Performed by Mr. Diddley himself!

This place is a mess.

This should be it. Right?

This will be our only opportunity. Now, you two just keep...

This, this is a highly sophisticated robot for $19.95, no tax.

This'll get us through customs just fine.

Time, in a sort of runic rhyme

To assemble robots with our naked hands would be slower than...

To the moon, Alice.

Told you you could do it.

Tony Romeo and the Crests.

Transparent as hell.

Trust me.

Tu mama hace el amor con mi perro.

Turn the power on to its top most capacity.

Two excellent books. May I have these, craphead?

Uncle, are you wanting to buy? There's no obligation.

Unfortunately, the military got hold of him and decided to use him...

Unpleasant, hollow, cold.

Unsuccessful.

Up and at 'em, Benjamin. Time for recharging.

Vehicle is low on fuel.

Vehicle tire tracks. Goodyear radials, 215 75 15.

Voila, my man.

Wait a minute, they screwed up!

Wait a minute. Ben?

Wait a minute. Fred has this weird idea.

Wait a minute. What are you gonna do?

Wait, I know a little Spanish.

Wait, Mr. Slater, look. You haven't seen this.

Wait!

Wait.

Was not told I was in a city. Why?

Wash his socks, iron his shirts....

Washington, DC.

Watch it, dink! You're out of your league.

Watch out!

Watch your toes.

We are at Broadway. Is it a left or right that I would hang?

We are not seeing the hide nor the head of them!

We can't even get into the damn building.

We could go maybe, $50 apiece?

We danced.

We deal in volume. I couldn't possibly order...

We drank champagne.

We got a hot toy, so the big boys want it, right?

We got this big job, you know, where we go around looking...

We got too many cars to do today. See all those cars?

We gotta come up with something!

We have a 10 34 between two men and a forklift?

We have lift off.

We have to do all those cars or we don't even get to go home...

We have to get them out of here, or we can kiss those diamonds good bye.

We may be too late already. We've been here for hours.

We need a cab.

We need to clear out all my old junk here.

We should leave it out here or what?

We still have the robot parts and the van.

We thought it was that.

We were nowhere near that tunnel.

We will show up at your door October 15 this year...

We work for the Department of Car Stereo Repair, right?

We'll be out of here in under two minutes.

We'll have to shore every five feet.

We'll keep them here until one day before the exhibition is to open...

We'll return to Tarzan the Fearless after these messages.

We're already in business. What you have to make...

We're finally making it!

We're flat out of time, buddy. So what's your brilliant plan?

We're getting close to the deadline.

We're home free! It could build them all, right?

We're in two different worlds here.

We're not past the utility lines yet.

We're on 59th, headed east. No sign of the suspect

We're on a short term lease. We'll be gone in a month.

We're using it to build this fine line of quality toys.

Weapon is to kill, disassemble, make dead. Unacceptable.

Well

Well, all right.

Well, come on, buddy.

Well, do you like music?

Well, excuse me for living.

Well, Hungarian malts. Very good.

Well, I am making them.

Well, I lean towards the Bible myself.

Well, I've always enjoyed talking to you.

Well, let us just say that we were separated from our jobs.

Well, okay, pilgrim...

Well, that's an expression in my country, where...

Well, the jewels, man. They must be worth, well, who knows?

Well, the real Number Five, he malfunctioned and....

Well, there is something in which I have not told you also.

Well, this is just great!

Well, this is just great!

Well, to be perfectly honest, I never liked him either.

Well, wait a minute.

Well, we are manufacturing them like gangbangers.

Well, yes, of course, we are interested.

Well, yes, of course.

Well, yes. You're my friend.

Well, you are also there. That's also my home.

Well, you are hitting the nail right between the eyes.

Well, you shouldn't. I wouldn't trust me.

Well, you would not believe me.

Well, you, I hope.

Well...

Well....

What about this new slogan:

What are you doing here? I am not understanding.

What are you really like?

What are you talking about? Not the bank.

What are you? Punishment from God?

What do you think, Mr. Slater? We can call it Funny Fingers.

What emotion is this?

What happened?

What is a 10 34? Why does he not speak English?

What is it?

What is that?

What is that? How much you want for it?

What is the time being?

What is this, some type of stunt? A joke?

What is this?

What is this?

What is wrong? Where is your auxiliary power?

What kind of a genius are you if you don't know it?

What property is for sale?

What the hell am I looking at here?

What the hell is this crap?

What the hell?

What the hell? Come back here!

What the hell's a "Doo Wah Diddy"?

What we smashed is worth nothing compared to that.

What would you say to that?

What year?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? No, it isn't.

What? Oscar!

What? Who are "we"?

What's going on?

What's he doing, anyway?

What's this?

What's this?

Whatever happened to those guys?

When he's finished, we'll turn him into aluminium siding.

When people look at you, they see a machine...

When you complete this robot, we will have 25.

Where are they? You're dealing with a street hustler.

Where did you learn this stuff?

Where is he?

Where is he?

Where is he? He is leaking! He'll run out of power and he'll die!

Where you going, Speedy?

Which one human?

Who are these masked men and what do they want?

Who are you and what is your name?

Who are you guys anyway?

Who are you?

Who is caring? This crap is moving!

Who the hell are they? Nobody's supposed to be here.

Whoever's running this, this is the police.

Why are we killing ourselves making toys for a lousy $50,000?

Why are you angry? Why try to disassemble Johnny Five?

Why don't you see if you can hunt up some more of those cashew nuts?

Why shouldn't we get the robot to help us out?

Why try to disassemble Johnny Five?

Why?

Why'd you get dinosaurs?

Will you please tell me what that thing is?

Woman carrying a dead animal.

Wow, nutso.

Wreck it!

Yep.

Yes, and I'm proud of you. You removed your laser weapon.

Yes, but it fell through.

Yes, I am in all directions for it. Most definitely.

Yes, J. Five!

Yes, my child?

Yes, right on Sandy's way home. Also remembered another great book:

Yes, sir. High tech.

Yes, there's only one of them and we've got it.

Yes, turn here. I think.

Yes, you see robotics is the only livelihood I am knowing.

Yes, you!

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. 1,000 robots, well

Yes. Humans are everywhere, this is true.

Yes. It is called Number Five.

Yes. Please, I must escape this embarrassment.

You already owe a substantial sum, Fred.

You are appreciating my robots?

You are having loneliness, too? But you're human.

You are lonely because no one is believing you are alive and...

You are risking your popular body parts to...

You are saying this "we" word, sir.

You betcha! It's the all new Johnny Five. Just look at these items!

You can just look.

You can mass produce at this quality and still meet...

You can't confess by remote control.

You can't vandalize something if it's already yours.

You could have just told me.

You enjoying Planet Earth?

You gonna beat that? How are you gonna beat that?

You got water cooled tubes?

You have an alternative power supply?

You have been vandalized all over yourself.

You have come a long way from a Defense Department prototype.

You have made many modifications upon your person.

You have not known this one?

You have removed 57 car stereos?

You have selected an appropriate location for my date?

You have some explaining to do, young man.

You haven't seen this before. Check it out.

You idiots! You don't even know what you're chasing.

You jerk!

You just gotta wait six months like everybody else.

You just want a rough estimate of how long....

You know Shakespeare?

You know that?

You know the name, now own the watch.

You know what you gotta do? You gotta break it up...

You know, this is great for me, too.

You know, we can get more personnel, a larger factory.

You little rascal, running away like that.

You mean this thing runs by itself?

You mean, you can see their tire tracks? You can follow them?

You mean, you make these yourself? In there?

You mean, you've had someone prompting you?

You must learn to defend yourself.

You rang?

You really saved our bacon there. Thanks a lot.

You screw around with Johnny Five...

You see the hands, they bend like that.

You see these fine chronometers on sale at Tiffany's...

You see, we have much in common.

You snake in the glass!

You start out by talking about the weather.

You still haven't found one item I'd consider carrying.

You stop backing up, you untrustworthy person.

You talk about speed reading, he can really read.

You think that's the who's it that trashed the bookstore?

You tried to sell Number Johnny Five?

You want 5,000, you got 5,000.

You want my toys? Everybody wants my toys.

You want to hand me the Labatts?

You want to help us out?

You were making these things for real?

You were out ripping stuff off?

You will book me, Danno?

You won't be able to make the robots on time?

You!

You!

You'd think it'd be someone like me, right? No hope.

You're a crazy man, huh?

You're getting warmer.

You're incredible!

You're jumping the gun here. Arnold said I got 29 more days.

You're never gonna find 'em. They're long gone.

You're not doing any drugs, are you? I mean

You're not in top form and your backup battery's used up.

You're ordering me?

You're tuned to Daddy O's Patio with Stacks o' Wax...

Your friends? What about me? What about this business?

1,000? We could do 1,000.

4 10!

6 Charlie, this sounds like your baby.

9 1 1. Oh, Bagwhan, please.

10 4, good buddy.

15 minutes you have to get good.

24.

30 days?

30 days.

37,862,000 "lar dols." I thought my friend he was.

60 regular.

100 percent intact?

135 West Lafayette Boulevard. Usted comprende amigo?

180, over here.

1993.

...it is just like you and I. What are you talking about?

...to start our business? Yes.

" Just two tablets brings natural...." Get off, Sylvester!

"Act ay ared scay." Is your speech program scrambled?

"R E S P E C T" Lower your volume.

1,000? 1,000.

8:37 a.m. And 17 seconds. Oh, my God.

A 450. Well, of course.

A hole. Yes!

A life is hanging on a tightrope. Just got a 10 31.

Afraid to be rejected. Rejection makes you lonely?

All right, what's the deal here? What?

Are you angry, too? No, man.

Artificial intelligence automat Will you shut up!

Back to the scene of the crime. Hey! This is crazy.

Backup battery? Yes!

Ben It is a small talk, chat chit to...

Ben, it looks great. Thank you.

Benjamin Jarvee? Jahrvi!

Bombyx mori moth caterpillar. Forget it.

But Benjamin is our friend, right? True blue.

But isn't that We need to do just one more thing.

But, Fred, l Do you see those two guys down there?

Can't we just Give me a break.

Come on out now. But I am out.

Come on, it's just a figure of speech. Am not property, Frederick.

Come on, Sandy. Get with it! He's not street hustler.

Did you ask me a question? Benny, merchandise is running away.

Do it! Okay. Lord Rama....

Do something! Oscar, enlighten me.

Does she have an answering machine? Yes.

Don't come any closer. You coward!

Entrance. Portal. Right.

Excellent. I'm glad you approve.

Excuse me. Hi. Mr. Jarvee, right?

Five? Number Johnny Five?

Get back here, you are grounded! 'Bye now.

Get back! Look out!

Get it! The key! I got it!

Got it? Yep.

Guy was ripped off by a robot. This is America?

Hands over your head! What is the meaning of....

He'll be dead? Lf he is losing his power, yes.

He'll fire me. No, everything is okay.

Here, please assemble. Sure.

Hey, that's very nice. Isn't that cute?

Hi, Bill. Fine young athlete.

Hi, Fred. And you.

Hi. Very impressive, Mr.

How much time do we need? You gotta be kidding.

Hurry up! Coming.

I am requesting a helicopter immediately! Ben?

I can't believe you Oh, dear.

I did not win? Who's running this thing?

I don't know it! What do you mean?

I found one for you. Great.

I got you some input, didn't I? But, l

I know it will sell. Sandy, we don't sell novelty items here.

I like it. Come here. Come on.

I thought it was somebody I knew. No, wait, sir!

I'll cover for you. Go for it. You think so?

I've been thinking about Sandy. You have?

Interested in upgrading your image? Up my image?

Is it doing it? I don't see nothing.

Is this gonna work? Yes. I think she will understand.

It's dead! He used it up already! Goddamn it!

It's due in 30 days. Mr. Arnold, I'm aware of that.

J. Five! Number Johnny Five, are you okay?

Jehovah, Krishna, Lord of Lords.... I think he needs coffee.

Let's go, Saunders. God, I think I'm allergic to this stuff.

Listen.... Hello.

Look out! Stand back!

Move, lady! Okay, rockin' baby. Sixteenth Street.

Nineteen... ...fifty...

No, I mean, you should go I mean, yes.

No, over here. Right. Sorry.

No, that's not a good idea. Trust me.

No. No, that's not it.

Now, you go back home. Okay.

Number Johnny Five? Freeze! Hands in the air!

Oh God! You're bleeding! Yes, battery fluid.

Okay, Johnny Five, you're free to go. Okay.

Okay, pick that card up. That one. I win.

Or is this just an act, or what? Move those balloons!

Oscar owns the Vanderveer Collection? Yes!

Please, officer. Benjamin.

Please. Excuse me.

Read any good books lately? Yes. I covered many great subjects.

Ready. On three?

Really? Got it for a song. It'll work though, right?

Sightseeing tips! Lots of input.

Silk. Damn right.

Stop! So long, sucker.

Thank you. Congratulations, Johnny.

Thank you. This is it, right?

Thank you. You're welcome.

Thanks. We are making a deal.

That's not true. Listen.

The Beach Boys, 1964, "Help Me, Rolla." Rhonda.

The chief said to get a photo record. What are we supposed to do?

These are great toys. Thank you.

Today? Absolutely.

We catch fish fresh everyday. No, those fish are old.

We got a deal. We got a deal. Thank you.

Well, give me five, hombre. Yes, and give me the three.

Well, I left mine in the Mercedes. No, I am speaking seriously.

What do you think? I think we ought to get in the car.

What is that? What is what?

What is that? Look at that thing! Some kind of a bird!

What the hell? Go around them!

What? "Act ay ared scay."

What? His auxiliary power!

What? I got an error message for you!

What? I'd go see Sandy today.

What? Look!

What's going on? What are you doing now?

Who? Hey, Bill. How you doing?

Why are guys like that? Go on!

Why don't we sell the big one? What? This is not possible.

Would you do that for me? Come on in the car.

Yes. You know what I'd do?

Yes. Right. First one.

You got fingerprints? No, he doesn't.

You like McNuggets? Who is he?

You lost Number Johnny Five? Hold it.

You missed him! It's half busted. We'll finish it off.

You still owe me everything. Absolutely.

Your friends? This is a major screw up!

...$500,000 for something like him.

...a fast talking, socially type person.

...a robot worth $11,000,000. I couldn't stand it.

...about signing the papers?

...affections, passions? If you prick us, do we not bleed?

...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...

...against all....

...and back to this, and that lower boom, and attach the screws here...

...and communications with Sandy, who I'll probably never be seeing again.

...and don't forget the nernies. Okay...

...and everything is really okay, right?

...and except for pretend, Hisher doesn't have feelings.

...and golden oldie, platter chatter, too.

...and I want it now.

...and just look at these prices! I admit it...

...and now here you are.

...and repaired and stuff, and that's what we do.

...and still I do not understand them.

...and that I take this obligation freely...

...and that I take this obligation freely...

...and that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same...

...and that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same...

...and tighten A and B, and tighten C, D. Put the neck assembly down...

...are those damn little robots, you know?

...as a weapon of death and destruction.

...as any other citizen in this nation.

...at the museum.

...attempting illegal entry here at 135...

...Benjamin.

...but from my friend who has been controlling remotely the sign.

...but how can you get...

...but perhaps you have a faster way?

...but they're human beings.

...could expand our operation.

...destroy the machine!

...direct your attention to the persons...

...eccentric?

...fifty five!

...for $1,700.

...for Nova Robotics.

...for old car stereos that need to be, like, polished up...

...for our friend Benjamin.

...for very little compensation.

...go to the lady at Simpson's and we beg for an advance?

...great deal of weather today.

...he has a mind of his own. So the government tried to destroy him.

...he is in major metropolitan area.

...he must be missing 24 hours before he's officially missing.

...he will go insanely crazy.

...he's gonna knock you into the next ZIP code, pal.

...I am lonely because Sandy Banatoni is not knowing I am alive.

...I found this machine across the street.

...I need therapy. But till I'm cured, you can save big!

...if you would help me...

...in a cabin, in the woods, incognito.

...in his whole erector set.

...in this lifetime.

...it puts you under pressure.

...it's roundup time.

...less than 1,000.

...like this one, to a skyscraping building like that one.

...like us?

...might like to see Hisher Boot trunk.

...Mr. Johnny Five.

...must wait here. You stay here.

...my all new multi frequency remote control!

...of the United States of America...

...of your country 'tis of thee. Yes, sir.

...of your great country.

...on male female relationships, courtship and dating rituals...

...once we have a sale. That is, if you're interested.

...or what?

...our deadline?

...presto!

...quite proud of it.

...repulsive.

...right before he decided he was God.

...romance novels, poetry.

...security personnel.

...she sure came through with the money.

...Simpson's Toy Department. Okay?

...so help me God.

...so help me God.

...so they are treating you like a machine.

...sometimes we are speaking Spanish.

...speak to Sandy, I am jumping with joy.

...such a range of abilities?

...such a success.

...than moles' asses in January.

...than Warren G. Hardon. Harding.

...that he shall have the same rights and privileges...

...that I happen to know about and it's a perfect hiding place.

...that I will support and defend the Constitution and the laws...

...that I will support and defend the Constitution and the laws...

...that I'm wanting to be the yin for my yang.

...that Indian fellow and his partner out of that building.

...that looks like a robot? 6 Charlie, do you copy?

...the duckbumps, I am so

...the Green Berets, the Green Hornet.

...the real Number Five robot.

...the sudden attacks by those thugs...

...they are like dogs.

...they start removing popular parts of your anatomy.

...this doesn't change our original contract.

...thugs, bad dudes, desperados.

...to be completed. To damn to be sure.

...to hold the wire in place.

...to increase the relationship with

...to not to be lonely, it is very well

...to recognize our first robotic citizen.

...to split wire connectors, and attach at points X and Y....

...to that room in case those villains come back.

...to their full, upright positions in preparation for landing.

...to this feeling because this is the way life is being usually.

...we are stuck inside of.

...we could live with $50 apiece.

...we were working on him and suddenly he was struck by lightning.

...we'll never make it in time.

...West Lafayette Boulevard. They are criminals...

...what a life form's gotta do. Stand aside.

...what the Lord thinks about you. We're all equal before Him.

...which I deserve, I admit.

...who have everything going against us.

...why not call the police?

...with 1,000 of these. You guarantee to buy them?

...with a little small talk, you know? Small talk?

...with your dog?

...without any mental reservation, or purpose of evasion...

...without any mental reservation, or purpose of evasion...

...would they shut him down or something?

...you and I have to make sure Benjamin is safe.

...you are as deserving as anyone else. You possess the immortal soul.

...you borrowed money from a fish.

...you'll help us out of this predicament...

" ...crazy he is for input, so keep an eye on him. Good luck.

" ...was to send Number Five.

" Dear Ben, we decided that the only way we could help...

" He can build your robots, but you know how...

" Love, Stephanie and Newton."

" Please won't you be my neighbor?"

" R E S P E C T

" Say there, Sandy...

" Tu mama hace el amor con mi perro."

"...and faces are but a gallery of pictures."

"...but people here get angry easily.

"...is to achieve a double oneness on the metaphysical plane."

"...isn't that a swell dress you're wearing tonight?"

"...makes others happy."

"...manic!"

"...of sexual frustration."

"...would you like to go to a malt shop for a cheeseburger?"

"7 8 7, 8 8 9 7 4."

"All the world's a stage."

"Are you troubled by irregularity?"

"But I'm feeling so sad

"Camptown robots sing this song Doo dah, doo dah

"Dear Stephanie, the toys are almost done. The city is nice...

"Doo Wah's Chinese Restaurant and Deli."

"Et gay ehind bay I'm hay!"

"Et gay ehind bay I'm hay!"

"Ew scray ou yay, ozo bay."

"Gonna dig all night, gonna"

"Help me, Rhonda Help, help me, Rhonda"

"I can't help it. I'm in a panic.

"I can't help it. Look at me. I'm in a panic.

"I cracked that case hours ago."

"I long to try something I've...."

"I'm frantic and I'm manic!"

"I'm frantic and I'm...

"If it is okay with your Mom and Pop...

"It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken."

"Johnny Five. You know the name, now own the toy."

"Johnny's in the tunnel with Oscar Digging ten feet below

"Johnny's in the tunnel with Oscar"

"Kay o, Derf."

"Lo hel," bozo. Hello, "zo bo."

"Love, Johnny.

"Lucy, I'm home!"

"Maybe they need more fiber in their diet. Or maybe it's just me.

"Oh, where can you be?"

"Opportunity is waiting.

"P.S. Enclosed is something called a chilidog."

"Pen o," open. Quick, like a bunny.

"Robot ejects prowlers. Film at 11 p.m."

"Say, doll, this mug's got more moves than you got curves.

"Sixteen Candles"

"Sock it to me, sock it to me"

"That is what I'd like for me

"The goal of two ones who share proximity on a physical plane...

"The warmth in your heart...

"They say the neon lights are bright On Broadway"

"Think this tunnel's five miles long Oh, Doo Dah Day

"You can always go Downtown"

"You need but to open the door."

$11,000,000, you see? And well worth it!

$11,002,076.17.

$50 apiece, COD?