Short Circuit 2 Edit

A completely unique, self mobile microcomputer robotics system.

A day, to rent. If you want to buy them wholesale...

A life form's gotta do...

A little muscle, a whole lot of hustle.

A loan shark.

A secret, sliding descending staircase.

A totally mobile, independent robotics system!

About this big. Looks like a metal grasshopper.

Absolutely amazing.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Actually, I am based in that vehicle right over yonder.

Aesthetic input. Sculpture. Modern art.

Alive?

All equal? Oh, but I'm different. I'm a

All of them are gone. It's the only chance we'll get.

All right, for Simpson's we'll forego the cash advance.

All right, the two of us together. We can take it.

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right. Fun's over.

All the guys I ever met were the same way.

Am I making myself completely transparent to you?

Am I not telling you not to go outside of the doors?

Am naive, gullible, schlemiel.

Am not human, but am a life form. Have soul.

Am passerby, man on street, average Joe.

Amendment 2, right to have bare arms

An after hours club. You up for it?

An early Brancusi?

And finally, it is my unique honor officially...

And from this moment on...

And how she's got your jeans steaming.

And I really got to run, so why don't you go back to work, okay?

And I thought Benjamin could use an escape tunnel...

And I'll read it again later.

And my Aunt Bertha is a toaster oven. Come on, get to work!

And my left arm. Or both arms. Oh, wait.

And now you're making toys for a living?

And now, the next set of parts....

And someone has picked up. Now quickly, tell me the code.

And then we put them back in the cars and everybody is happy.

And this is a sure thing. With this, I am guaranteed in the black.

And this time, I have great collateral: 55 Rolex watches.

And we're really overworked.

And we've got lots more on tap. Little Anthony and the Im

And who would be foolish enough to loan money to you?

And with a wave of my magic antenna...

And you're going nowhere, bozos!

And your money, your interest is in your pocket, in full.

Andale! Arriba!

Anyway, you should become accustomed...

Are you able to hear me?

Are you able to hear me?

Are you kidding?

Are you operational? Say something to me.

Are you seeing how he is running around? He is programmed to be doing that.

Are you wanting to purchase one?

Arey.

Arm yourself.

Arriba!

Arriba! Andale! Hola, dude.

At night, they'll be augmented by 12 strategically placed...

Attach serve linkage to motor and solder there.

Attempt to look human, fit in, belong.

Au contraire, mi amiga. Did I startle you?

Backup power is going.

Bad humans!

Battery fluid, maybe.

Be careful!

Be careful. You really should cross at the crosswalk.

Beautiful architecture. Edifice, Romanesque.

Beautiful, huh?

Before I arrived in this city, I was working in Oregon...

Before the first thing is a question:

Beginning final approach.

Ben Jahrvi, wasn't he with Nova Robotics?

Ben Jahrvi?

Ben, don't go weird on me. Just tell me you are making the robots...

Ben, hi. So, how's it going?

Ben, the expense alone....

Ben, then, what is?

Ben, what the hell is that? It looks like a giant one of your toys.

Ben, you don't have to make small talk.

Ben!

Ben!

Ben?

Ben....

Benjamin, this is your home, domicile, flophouse?

Benjamin! Come here. Give me a hug.

Benjamin! I'll go with you. I'd love more input.

Benjamin?

Benjamin? Wake up call.

Benjamin.

Benny, grab your jacket. I'm taking you to lunch.

Benny, I'd like you to meet your production staff.

Benny, our first big score. Look at that.

Benny, where did you get the idea for this?

Benny? You're leaving me with my back to the wall here.

Better hurry before I make a big hit on Broadway.

Boosting. Ripping off

Boring.

Boring. The movie was better.

Borrowing the blueprints, purchasing equipment.

Branches.

Broadway. It's gotta be it. Keep going.

Broadway's a long street.

Buildings, skysc****rs, urban habitats. I am impressed.

Built by Heimdall. Completely custom. I must say we're really...

Busters.

Busters. Gangbusters.

But for two of these humans to get together...

But he me killed to try.

But I am alive. Read my lip lights. "I think, therefore I am."

But I am not equipment.

But I've got such a headache.

But in the bookstore, I scanned many megabytes...

But it takes money to make money.

But Oscar, cutting hole in bank vault is not damage? Vandalism?

But Oscar, taking jewels without permission is stealing!

But please wait for a beeping beep. Beep.

But seriously, I mean, how long before you could deliver that many?

But she isn't recognizing me when she is seeing me.

But something's wrong.

But the toy robot business, it's pathetic.

But they cannot purchase me. Cannot. I am alive!

But they said it's their job. They'll put them back!

But this causes strange feeling, emotion. It's not good.

But to whom are we to tell this earth quaking news?

But we have no more money. And now we're having no equipment.

But who would do this to struggling business persons...

But, Benjamin, I can help you.

But, Frederick, there are so many more.

But, I....

By this ceremony, the United States government decrees...

Call me "craphead"?

Can someone direct me to the answers, please?

Can you explain a little more explicitly, please?

Can you say "thank you"?

Can't you go any faster? If you get a ticket, I'll pay for it.

Can't you just plug it into the wall?

Can't you make something? Send them Morse code or something?

Capable of doing anything, and a marvellous personality to boot.

Certainly, Oscar. I'd detach my right arm for Benjamin.

Check it out, man. Pretty nice, eh?

Check it out! Major input!

Christ. Lived from 1 to 33 AD.

Citation Zebra Bravo is landing on runway 3 0, right.

City?

Close personal friend of mine. Comes by here all the time.

Collecting mucho input. Urban input.

Come on, J. Five. I got some people that are dying to meet you.

Come on, Johnny Five!

Come on, let's do it!

Come on, now, man. These are serious guys.

Come on, now. We got toys to make.

Come on, you bug eyed geek!

Come on, you gonna hold a grudge all your life? Be happy!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. I will clean you up.

Come with me. Pardon me.

Complaints? I did something wrong?

Completed Number 74, Benjamin.

Complicated?

Congratulations to you all.

Corporate secrets which I will explain in detail...

Correct. Because out of all these humans, there is only one...

Damn it!

Dating Dos and Don'ts for Modern Teens.

Definitely.

Delivery boy.

Department of Water, telephone company, city planners

Derf, why did Racso lie to me? Try to disassemble me?

Diamonds. The Vanderveer Collection.

Do not be touching me, sir.

Do you feel lucky, punk?

Do you know what I'm standing in?

Do you run it by remote control?

Do you see them?

Dock of the Bay!

Does everybody get treated this way?

Does that mean you're done? On time? Like I wanted?

Don't be absurd!

Don't be ridiculous. I own this vault.

Don't forget the circuit tester.

Don't make mistakes. They treat me like a machine.

Don't rub it in. I had to go to a shark.

Don't take it so hard. Welcome to life in the big city.

Don't worry. My cousin was a Harley Davidson.

Don't you get it? It's a witness that can identify us!

Don't. No, wait.

Doo Wah Diddy! Yes!

Door is open.

Door to door? In this town? You just fall off the banana boat...

Dr. Ruth says, "Violence is an expression...

Dream on, Johnny. Landing area, 6:00.

Dubious. Hard to believe.

Dummy, you were boosting car stereos!

Easy. Wait a minute. Are you okay?

Either you come out now or we're impounding this piece of equip

Elevation! Altitude! Come on!

Every time I am being near her, the sweat in the palms...

Everybody can play, okay? Winners all the time.

Everybody get a watch?

Everybody is a winner. Follow the red card.

Everything that I have been saying has been coming to you, not from me...

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex.

Everything you need for car systems at low prices!

Everything you need is here.

Exactly. There is no other plan.

Excuse me, but if you are worried for your friend to be safe...

Excuse me, is this yours?

Excuse me, sir, but we are not open to the public. Hello. Can l

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Could you put your arms down?

Excuse me. I...

Excuse me. Listen to me.

Excuse me. My friend and I were taking a meeting here.

Excuse me. You are Maniac Mike who spotted the robot?

Fabulous!

Falling 32 feet per second. Unacceptable.

Feels like desert, wasteland.

Find them, I will. Activating spectro analyzer.

First get soldering iron, iron, iron....

First things first.

Five, if you blow this, I'll pull your head off. I swear to God I will.

Five, what are you doing? You're gonna get us busted here!

Five!

Five! Come on, we gotta go.

Five?

Five?

Follow the red card, not the black card.

Follow the red card. Winners all the time.

For Christmas, not Easter, got it?

For very personal reasons.

For you, from Stephanie. All natural granola brownies.

Forget it. You can't swim!

Francis Bacon said, "A crowd is not company...

Fred Ritter. I'm in the entrepreneur business.

Fred wants to sell me?

Fred, check outside.

Fred, Lady Luck, she is sitting in our laps today.

Fred, will you hurry up? We'll be late.

Fred.

Frederick is not my friend.

Frederick, I have an important question. Why do humans not like me?

Frederick, I must read these two books very carefully.

French now?

From automobiles?

From the Bombyx mori moth caterpillar, or silkworm.

Garcon. Deux expressos, s'il vous plait.

Garfield! Do I look like a mouse?

Gentlemen, the Vanderveer Collection.

Get a Rolex watch.

Get in there!

Get off!

Get out of my face, you ugly mother!

Get out of my way!

Get this ugly mother out of my face!

Get up!

Get your lawyers on the paperwork.

Give it to me!

Give it up!

Go back to your two bit computer scam you were doing so good.

Go. Now!

God, you can't even get a cab in this city.

God!

God?

Gone.

Good bye...

Good game. Great game.

Good morning.

Got my favorite table reserved at McDonald's.

Great fit! Fashion statement.

Great!

Great.

Great. Why don't you go down and see my secretary...

Greetings. Hello, I'm Sandy Banatoni.

Guys just smile.

Half those zeroes are yours.

Harding?

Hath not a robot hands, organs, dimensions, senses...

Have a seat, gentlemen.

Have you seen a robot?

He did.

He is delicate equipment.

He is leaking.

He is looking to you like a household appliance?

He isn't alive. I'm alive.

He locked up me and Benny in a room full of frozen Chinese squids.

He locked you up? He did not smash, crush, dent, mangle you?

He was Newton Crosby's partner.

He went ape.

He's a robotics engineer. He worked for the government.

He's gonna find us.

He's talking, man.

He's very businesslike. A total professional.

Headed south on Central Avenue, a man riding a motorcycle...

Hello, baby!

Hello, bozo.

Hello, bozos!

Hello, Fred.

Hello, taxi!

Hello, there, pedestrians, city dwellers, young urban professionals.

Hello, there.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Need input.

Here I am.

Here it is. Step right up. Take a chance. Place a bet.

Here we go. Red to black, red to black. Red card.

Here, let me show you.

Here.

Here. Give me that.

Here's Johnny!

Here's your budget for tools and parts and all that.

Hey, Benny, can't you use that?

Hey, come back here!

Hey, come on now, guys!

Hey, gently with the shirt. That's my Bisana.

Hey, good morning out there.

Hey, I'm telling you.

Hey, life form! Cool it!

Hey, no! No, wait!

Hey, take it easy. You're okay now.

Hey, those things can kill you!

Hey, tough guy

Hey, watch the silk!

Hey, you!

Hey, you're the expert. The jewels go to the museum in two days.

Hey! How did you get in?

Hey! Stop!

Hi, neighbor.

Hi, Oscar.

Hi.

Hisher is a ventriloquist's dummy.

Hisher is made of papier mache and wood...

Hit it!

Hit it! Finish it off!

Hola, dude! What's happening?

Hold this.

Hold this. Thank you. Sandy?

Hop on, Derf.

Hope so.

Hot dogs!

Hound of the Baskervilles.

How am I supposed to know Morse code?

How are you misplacing a 700 pound car key?

How are you obtaining this financial funding?

How do you control it, though?

How does this sound?

How many of these could there be?

How much time?

How will you build all those robots by yourself with no money?

How you doing? Feeling better?

How you gonna beat that?

How? With what?

How's your line moving, pal?

Hubcaps, corn dog, soul.

Human porcupines.

Humans are so "pli comp cated."

Hurry up, please! We may not have much time.

Hurry up! We've gotta get him.

Hurry, Fred!

Hurry! Quickly!

Hydraulic fluid? Brake fluid? Lighter fluid?

Hypnotic blue eyes.

I am Ben Jahrvi, Titanic Toy Corporation.

I am confessing to you now, Sandy.

I am endowed by my creator with certain inalienable rights!

I am fascinated by your hypnotic blue eyes.

I am gonna let you have half of my inventory.

I am in a city?

I am not stolen goods.

I am really pissed off!

I am thinking "all the world's a stage."

I am thinking I will contact my friends Newton and Stephanie in Montana.

I am wanting so much to be able to speak to you with my tongue untied.

I am wishing to say there is a...

I ask financial questions like, "where's your capital?"

I called them.

I can count on you, can't I?

I can go take care of the store. You go for the groceries.

I can let you have these rock bottom wholesale. You'll clean up.

I can't believe it.

I can't do this. I'm no good at this stuff.

I can't.

I cannot hear myself forgetting what I am studying.

I choose many things for myself, but did not choose travelling in a box.

I choose to fly tourist class, but they say I'm cargo.

I come with a utility pack and gadgets for outdoor living.

I could be done in 35 minutes.

I could give you input.

I deal in volume.

I did it to help us. Give us our big break, you know?

I did not lose him, first of all. He just ran out.

I didn't say that.

I don't believe it.

I don't believe it.

I don't care! Come on, we're gonna be late.

I don't know why.

I get it. Industrial espionage.

I got a watch.

I got radios! I got stereos! I got tape decks and CDs!

I got three shifts working on them now. Not a lot I can do.

I got you your big break. Tell me what you need.

I gotta run. Contact me as soon as the complete shipment is ready.

I had planned to make an entrance with a cutting torch...

I happen to be the Membership Committee chairman.

I have a good feeling about this.

I have a need to explain.

I have feelings.

I have only told my friends in Montana.

I have them, every single one.

I just got to sell! I can't help it. Look at me. I'm in a panic.

I just know it.

I just thought I'd drop off that application for you.

I knew he wasn't up to this.

I knew I could count on you.

I knew I should have stayed away from this.

I knew it.

I knew this guy once who started talking like you...

I know about computers and we'd expect to pay no less than...

I know an all night rock and roll place.

I know the name, Fred. And your body is your collateral.

I know they're gonna sell.

I know what it's like for Benjamin working long hours...

I know. I've spent my entire lifetime as one...

I like Oscar. He's friendly. And he treats me with "R E S P E C T."

I lost him.

I mean that they are....

I mean you're a high tech kind of a guy.

I mean, brown.

I mean, especially at this stage in my career.

I mean, I'd have to have them in, like, 30 days.

I mean, it is making a lot of mistakes because it is alive.

I mean, it's got everything we need. It's got...

I mean, we go in there and we grovel. We look really pathetic.

I mean, well, you can see for yourself. It's pretty dull, actually.

I paid yesterday. Bill is picking it up today.

I possess immortal soul?

I promised our staff a three course dinner.

I said, don't move!

I say, you know, you have attractive shoes and earrings.

I see, no answer to that one.

I see.

I seen it too. It's a Mitsubishi!

I shall be damn sure telling you when the robots are...

I should have known it wouldn't work.

I solemnly swear...

I solemnly swear...

I still like this one.

I think I got you bandaged. You gonna be okay now?

I think I'd better go.

I think it split, man.

I think the chauffeur did it.

I think this Mr. Diddley did more for this country...

I thought this building had been vacated.

I thought this would interest you.

I told you I want high tech...

I tried to cash in on you, too.

I trust you, now.

I understand it. It always hurt. We all want to be liked.

I understand.

I used to do this for a living. It'll be a controlled fire.

I want to be your friend. Listen, you can open any car you want?

I was spending the night with a friend...

I was tricked? Flimflammed? Hornswoggled?

I will make your day? Do not pass go? I'm underage, you know.

I wish I were a bird.

I work all day with other people's money. Look, but don't touch.

I work at the bank.

I worked it out in intricate detail.

I wouldn't want you to strain yourself.

I'll arrange to have them picked up tomorrow. This is terrific.

I'll be back soon.

I'll can the hat and keep looking.

I'll get a new staff together.

I'll get back on you when I return.

I'll scramble your RAM!

I'll unlock it.

I'm a human being like you.

I'm frantic and I'm manic!

I'm going to take your batteries out. Bad boys.

I'm just like you except I'm from out of town.

I'm not here, but leave message at sound of tone.

I'm not Slave O Matic. I'm Johnny Five. I'm alive.

I'm now missing my second date with Sandy.

I'm okay. Just a few Bugs Bunny to work out.

I'm sightseeing, but many people are angry.

I'm sorry I tried to sell your goddamned robot.

I'm sorry.

I'm studying popular music, so I can increase my relationships...

I'm studying with fever to become citizen...

I'm supposed to go to Simpson's to sign the papers.

I'm talking about a robot worth $11,000,000 bucks?

I'm telling you, it's a Nova robot.

I'm telling you, we should take the robot, too!

I'm telling you, you underestimate him.

I'm with him.

I'm worried about our friends, Benjamin and Frederick.

I've been a salesman all my life. I finally got something that sells!

I've been kicking around here for two days' time already.

I've been thinking about you, and I thought you...

I've got more brains in my nostril than he's got...

I've never been able to figure it out.

I've never seen a city. Time for sightseeing.

I've never seen that happen before.

If he is discovering he is in a city full of input...

If he's just missing...

If it loses power, I die, expire, "buck the kicket."

If we have to stop digging for more than five days...

If you act now, I'll throw in for free...

If you don't pay them back right away...

If you had a mouth, I'd wash it out with soap.

Ignition system has fouled up somehow. Sorry, folks.

Improvement on your design. Got the bugs out.

In 30 days.

In one day's time only, a man can go from a mean street corner...

In out, in.... Perfectly functionality.

Increased memory, 500 megabytes on line.

Incredible adaptability.

Input, input!

Input!

Input!

Input! Treasure Island, Origin of the Species.

Input? Well, that's what I'm here for, son.

Input. Megabytes of input.

Insert tab A into slot B. Put that down there...

Interesting human.

Is he naturally this...

Is it loneliness?

Is that it, Robby?

Is that your car, man? You're looking out for it?

Is the car moving?

Is this thing for real?

Isn't it strange we should be meeting like this?

Isn't it wonderful?

It always some guy just like you. I swear.

It does not mean that your mother is sleeping with my dog.

It doesn't help us save Number Johnny Five.

It doesn't matter.

It doesn't?

It is time to tell you something which is very important.

It is unfortunate we're not carrying a telephone with us.

It is very boring out there. No input.

It means the people that she's sleeping with...

It must take batteries or something, you know?

It rolled past my office. Listen

It was stealing, okay? You were stealing!

It's a $190 shirt. I got it for $45.50 off the truck.

It's a better view.

It's a breakthrough in artificial intelligence.

It's a computer. It probably has custom operating systems

It's a droid!

It's a surprise, the kind of guys they go for.

It's all right. We lost them now.

It's an honor for all of us at the bank, and I'd like

It's coming and it's smarter than I thought. Get ready!

It's for you. Who even knows you're here?

It's great up here.

It's incredible!

It's just that me and Ben Jahrvi, we've got

It's just that when you owe as much money as I do...

It's like Montana, only vertical.

It's me! Isn't that special?

It's not much of a place to see, really, is it?

It's not that.

It's okay, Ben.

It's so good to see you!

It's taken me a long time, let me tell you.

It's unbelievable, isn't it?

J. Five!

Jahrvi, but you can call me B E N. I spell it Ben.

Jahrvi.

Jail is for human beings. They may be scum of the earth...

Jesus!

Johnny Five not a thing.

Johnny Five total value:

Johnny Five?

Johnny Five.

Johnny is a very cute name.

Johnny? You have taken name for yourself?

Johnny.

Juicy Fruit...

Just like animals in a jungle, I swear to God.

Just tell me what to do.

Just tell me, step by step.

Just the facts.

Keep that power on or I'll beat the living headlights out of you!

Keep your eye on it.

Kiss off, you bug eyed geek. Come on!

Kissing, osculation, hot chotchkies.

Leave it out there.

Leningrad. Black market. Everything from Abba to ZZ Top.

Lesson Number One: You can't trust anybody.

Let me ask you something. How does that thing work?

Let me deal with the robot.

Let me get this straight.

Let's get out of here.

Let's get that craphead.

Let's get them out.

Let's party!

Like a machine?

Like a sweaty duck.

Like car keys, sunglasses

Like I said, it's the all new Radio Shack stereo...

Like the ship.

Listen up, now! We got complaints on this thing.

Listen very carefully. I am thinking we should not tell him...

Listen, Ben. What's going on with those robots?

Listen, you nutcase! Give me that!

Listen.

Lithium argon liquid battery. Good for 500 hours.

Loneliness, solitude. Yes! I have read about this in many books.

Look at that thing over there.

Look at that!

Look at this place. It's amazing!

Look out!

Look out!

Look up there.

Look, I'm sorry for wasting your time.

Look, it's a droid.

Look, just get back to work!

Look, see, they're hands. They clap.

Look, you have no background in this field at all.

Look. How about this? How about we...

Los Locos kick your ass! Los Locos kick your face!

Los Locos kick your ass! Los Locos kick your face!

Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!

Los Locos kick your balls into outer space!

Lots of Greenpeace stickers and even a Nike swoosh!

Louie, Louie!

Low bridge.

Madson steel alloy.

Madson steel alloy. A 450. I'll dig around it.

Main "wer po," power circuits are severed.

Major metropolis!

Making homemade contraption to protect my friends.

Mane ghabarat thaychhe.

Masks?

Maybe a new wardrobe would help.

Maybe I should be selling them door to door?

Maybe that's where the answers are.

Maybe you'd like to join the Neighborhood Merchants Association.

Me, Chrome Breasted Input Eater.

Me, Johnny. You, busted.

Me?

Me? Fix?

Medical person, pay attention to your job! Come here!

Meet, closeness, proximity, yes.

Mid town, centrally located. Been here since 1902.

Might we step inside, please?

Minimum wage.

Mixing in with all the other living bipeds.

Mobile human.

Montana? You got friends here.

More!

Mountain Lion Air Freight. We got a delivery for you.

Mr. Benjamin Jarvee, right?

Mr. De Ruyter, may I have a word with you?

Mr. De Ruyter, welcome to the US, and welcome to First Federal Trust.

Mr. Five, tell us how you feel.

Mr. Manic, you are not knowing your fluids.

Muchas gracias.

Mug shots?

Must "nnect reco," reconnect main battery.

Must be Candid Camera!

Must find policeman! Constable! Gendarme!

Must repair wiring to memory. My memory is me.

My boss loves it. Where did you get them?

My boss wouldn't give a cash advance.

My friend Newton Crosby and I designed and built...

My friend.

My friends trusted me and I lowered them down.

My goodness. Well, I've been called a few names myself.

My mind is not getting over that matter. That is for certain.

My mother...

My name is Oscar Baldwin.

My partner!

My special congratulations to you...

My special price to you today, $39.95.

My wife, Morgan Fairchild.

Nah, no, it's doo doo something. "Da Doo Run Run"

Next song, please.

Nice going, ace.

Nice place you got here.

No grasshoppers today?

No humor is involved.

No movie, no magazine, no bag of peanuts.

No perspiration, if the per unit price is attractive.

No preservatives or additives.

No problems.

No, decorations. Multicolored petroleum by products.

No, do not kill me!

No, I am completely un helpable. I cannot be a...

No, I will get it. Allow me, sir.... Ma'am. Pardon me.

No, it can't be.

No, it's a hang glider!

No, it's okay.

No, Oscar!

No, please don't leave!

No, sir, please don't touch that!

No, sir, please!

No, stop!

No, they scammed you, see? They tricked your ass.

No, you just talk to it.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! No way!

No! Please! I'm alive!

No! Stop! Please!

No! We gotta lose that thing!

No.

No.

No.

No. Afraid.

No. Don't tell me, please.

No. He just wanted us out of the way.

No. This is a fine

No. What a moron.

No. What matters is what you do, how you live...

Not disassemble! Am alive! Can die!

Not games. Have questions. Need answers.

Not just machine!

Not Mitsubishi. I'm Johnny Five.

Not possible. We're the type of people...

Not ripping, unscrewing. I helped my friends:

Not the circuit tester!

Now I wonder...

Now we are un employers.

Now we have to get a security system.

Now you're expecting me to believe that you...

Now, across the street out there is a little secret room...

Now, get up!

Now, how many chances am I supposed to give you?