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The Smurfs 2 Title: The Smurfs 2: A Blue-Tastic Adventure Year: 2013 : Play and download The Smurfs 2 here. Synopsis: The

The Smurfs 2

Title: The Smurfs 2: A Blue-Tastic Adventure

Year: 2013

Sounds: Play and download The Smurfs 2 sounds here.

Synopsis:
The Smurfs 2 is a delightful family adventure film that takes viewers back to the magical world of our beloved blue characters. Released in 2013, this sequel to the first Smurfs movie follows the thrilling journey of the tiny, lovable Smurfs as they team up with their human friends to rescue one of their own from the clutches of the evil wizard, Gargamel.

Cast:
1. Neil Patrick Harris as Patrick Winslow
2. Brendan Gleeson as Victor Doyle
3. Jayma Mays as Grace Winslow
4. Hank Azaria as Gargamel
5. Katy Perry as Smurfette (Voice)
6. Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf (Voice)
7. George Lopez as Grouchy Smurf (Voice)
8. Alan Cumming as Gutsy Smurf (Voice)
9. Fred Armisen as Brainy Smurf (Voice)
10. Anton Yelchin as Clumsy Smurf (Voice)

The Smurfs 2 unfolds as Gargamel, the wicked sorcerer, creates a new batch of mischievous Smurf-like creatures called the Naughties - Vexy and Hackus - with the hope of harnessing the essence of Smurfette to enhance his powers. Knowing that Smurfette is the key to Gargamel's sinister plan, Papa Smurf and the rest of the Smurfs embark on a daring mission to rescue her from becoming a pawn in his wicked game.

With the help of their human friends Patrick and Grace, who are now parents to a young boy named Blue, the Smurfs venture into the enchanting world of Paris. In this bustling city, the Smurfs encounter numerous challenges while trying to outsmart Gargamel and save Smurfette. The magical and heartwarming tale focuses on the power of family, friendship, and the belief that anyone, regardless of their size, can make a difference.

The Smurfs 2 features a delightful blend of live-action and CGI animation, seamlessly intertwining the vibrant blue characters with the human world. Reprising their roles from the first movie, Neil Patrick Harris and Jayma Mays bring a charming dynamic as Patrick and Grace, the humans caught up in the Smurfs' adventure. Additionally, Brendan Gleeson delivers a memorable performance as Patrick's stepfather, Victor Doyle, who adds a touch of hilarity to the story.

Hank Azaria masterfully portrays the loathsome Gargamel, bringing his devious antics to life on the big screen. The voice cast, including Katy Perry as Smurfette, Jonathan Winters as Papa Smurf, and George Lopez as Grouchy Smurf, delivers top-notch performances, infusing the characters with their unique traits and giving depth to their personalities. Through their voices, the Smurfs' camaraderie, loyalty, and sense of humor shine brightly.

The film features a mix of adventure, comedy, and heartfelt moments, all accompanied by a lively and enchanting score that captures the essence of the Smurfs' world. From the bustling streets of Paris to the magical forest where the Smurfs reside, the film invites viewers on a captivating journey filled with laughter, excitement, and plenty of Smurfiness.

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Whether you're a longtime fan of the Smurfs or new to their whimsical world, The Smurfs 2 is sure to delight audiences of all ages. Join them on their epic adventure filled with laughter, teamwork, and the power of believing in oneself.

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A cake with no poison. It's been horrible!
A cake.
A dab of royal jelly.
A Flying Wallenda!
A little green dot?
A lot of fathers don't even do that.
A portrait of perfection.
A present? A cake?
A realm filled with the relentless crushing quiet of peace,
A sacred gift entrusted to me.
A silver lining!
According to section six of the Smurf Code of Genealogical Legitimacy...
Actually, for me, that was pretty good.
After a surprise discovery in New York.
After all, I have to be able to power this!
After all, it is your birthright.
Again, we're so sorry.
Alaka...
Alakakneel!
Alakazanimal!
Alakazatmosphere!
Alakazelevate!
All hail the great and powerful...
All right, all right.
All right, let's do this!
All right, mind your manners.
All right, my little Naughties.
All right, see you inside. Good luck.
All right, Smurfs, listen up.
All right, Smurfs. Let's get smurfing.
All right. I'll find the electrical room and cut the power.
All smurfy and accounted for.
All the better for me to see your disrespect!
Although, if I don't... The cat!
And a new family.
And as for you, nice try.
And Blue's pretty fantastic grandpa.
And consistent with his kind nature, he brought you a present.
And every year, I remind you, it doesn't matter where you came from.
And force her to tell me the secret formula that Papa used to turn her blue.
And go find that dressing room.
And her naughty nature took Smurf Village by storm.
And how absolutely perfect for me.
And I'll go to Gargamel's hotel and see if I can find out what room he's in.
And I've only taken two!
And if that wasn't smelly enough,
And it makes me wonder who I really am.
And it's really good for him to play with his grandfather.
And just think,
And now I will go down in history!
And now, I've saved the biggest hug for last.
And play with the larger kitty that they so annoyingly asked for!
And round 12 goes to the Naughties.
And she sticks the landing!
And smurf back soon.
And so am I!
And so handsome.
And so Papa and his B team...
And so, after waiting patiently to be relevant again,
And some new Smurfs for our family.
And that is how our darling Smurfette came to be.
And then there were seven, eh?
And they are the sweetest little things you ever did see.
And they didn't even remember.
And this is Hackus, my brother.
And we sink only when that love stops.
And we'll all look fabulous doing it.
And we'll find Smurfette.
And whatever you do,
And where do you think you're going? You are coming with me!
And you must all be his friends, which makes you my friends.
And you must say one loving truth.
And you thought you weren't a real Smurf.
And you're our papa.
And, Papa,
And, Victor, you and Blue can just check into the room here.
Anyone else want a cup o' joe?
Anyone want to do anything fun on this special day?
Anyone? Anyone?
Anything fun coming up that I should know about?
Anything you say,
Anything your tiny little heart can dream of, and it is yours.
Anything?
Anyway, happy birthday, my dear.
Anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves.
Apparently, I have to keep you alive.
Apparently, it wasn't a gift, Azrael.
Apparently, we must harness the power of the skies one final time.
Are you kidding?
Are you okay?
Are you smurfing kidding me? You nearly killed...
Arms in the air, you're all getting hugs.
As a result, some of you may die.
As if.
As long as it's very, very soon.
As usual, Grace is right.
Assuming you can find her, which you won't.
At least, not all of us.
Attack!
Azrael... Azrael... Stop it.
Back to phase two, the very reason we came to this cheese infested metropolis.
Be nice to her?
Because we got all the essence we need right here now, don't we?
Because without Smurf essence, I can't...
Because you knew she needed that.
Because, Smurfette, I am your father.
Being harvested inside my new superpowered Smurfalator!
Besides,
Besides, I am not the one letting them die.
Best ride ever! Smurfette's fun, huh?
Blue and I decided we can't let you run solo on this.
Blue needs to know that family's not just you and me,
Blue! Victor!
Blue?
Booyah!
Bow. Kneel.
Boy, who thought parenting could be so complicated?
Bribery and flattery to soften her stony little heart, eh?
But as someone wonderful once told me,
But even though she was Gargamel's creation, Papa saw the good in her.
But first, I will need one itsy bitsy, teeny tiny little thing first.
But he's...
But I can't take the brunt of it anymore.
But I'm done, you know?
But if we can find him, we'll find her.
But if you see me lay an egg, it's just between us.
But isn't this lovely, my dear?
But maybe your place is here with us.
But of course.
But she does know the secret formula,
But she saved our lives.
But the truth is, Gargamel made her.
But what if she doesn't?
But you know what, he's here, isn't he?
But you saw her, Papa.
But you were this little kid, no father, no hope in his eyes, a big hole in his heart,
But, Madame, this is the finest room in all the hotel.
But, well, can I ask you some advice?
But...
By great Merlin's beard, I remember you!
By international apparel inspector Mademoiselle Doolittle.
Bye bye, Blue.
Bye bye!
Bye, kitty!
Bye, Smurfs!
Bye.
Bye.
Cake.
Can't very well end the festivities without
Careful, Clumsy!
Cats.
Check. Where is phase two?
Cheerio!
Close enough. Come, come.
Close the door! Close the door!
Clumsy and Grouchy, go meet Master Winslow.
Clumsy, Grouchy, get up there, and help me get this door open.
Clumsy! Are you trying to get us smurfed?
Clumsy.
Code blue! Code blue! Repeat, this is not a drill. Code blue.
Come along, children. Right this way.
Come on, Blue.
Come on, come on.
Come on, Hackus!
Come on, Hackus! Let's go!
Come on, if you're game, so am I.
Come on, it's not that bad.
Come on, Jokey, do you really think that I, the smartest Smurf in the village,
Come on, you used to love this crown.
Come, Azrael!
Come, Azrael. Hurry up.
Come, come, come!
Come, come, let us away! To the iron spire!
Come. Come along, my dear.
Completely unaware that not too far away,
Cover me.
Cry? No. Flush her down the toilet bowl.
Cut it.
Daddy always loses.
Daddy and Vicster!
Daddy, can we cut the cake?
Daddy's flying! Daddy's flying!
Daddy's home.
Decidedly not!
Deep breath for the EpiPen.
Deeply, deeply disappointing experiments.
Did I miss all the presents?
Did we please you, Father?
Did you do this with your sisters back in Smurf Village?
Do these have any peanuts?
Do you like it?
Do you mean Gargamel?
Do you mind? I'm trying to bookend this.
Do you see what is going on out there?
Does everyone get a new outfit, or just Patrick?
Don't do it.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Don't hurt my cupcake!
Don't just stand there yelling at me! Attack!
Don't kill the narrator!
Don't teach that beautiful son of yours that love is conditional, because it is not.
Don't tell me you actually care for these pathetic creatures.
Don't worry. Everyone likes it. He's a celebrity. Come on.
Don't you show your claws to me unless you are prepared to use them, Mr Pussy Foot!
Duck, duck, duck.
Duck?
Dude.
Enough fooling around, yes? Open wide, Azrael.
Escaped?
Even though we're all different heights and whatnot.
Even you, my flea bitten little fur bag.
Everybody good? Right?
Everyone, this is Vexy.
Everything, I'm afraid.
Except that everything was a complete smurftastrophe.
Excuse us! Sorry!
Experiment?
Family! I like family!
Faster! Faster!
Father, I can fit through there. Let me get Smurfette.
Father, no.
Father, please.
Father! Father!
Father?
Father's going to be very happy.
Father's going to love this.
Father's gonna kill us! Go faster!
Feed them. Feed them!
Finally, finally.
First, we'll see if this works, huh?
Fly, big stork, fly!
Focus, everyone. We've got to find Smurfette quickly.
For the love of Smurf, use the pointy end!
For the simple reason, you see, we deep fry them in peanut oil.
Forever!
Free Hackus!
From New York street performer to the new toast of Europe,
From now on, lam...
From the evil wizard who made me.
From the most innovative conjurer the world has ever seen.
Gargamania,
Gargamel is hatching a terrible, terrible plan.
Gargamel just made her, but you,
Gargamel zapped him.
Gargamel!
Gargamel.
Get a shroom.
Get Blue. Blue?
Get it, get it.
Give him the formula.
Give him the formula.
Give him the formula.
Give me the Smurfette! Now!
Give them what you have! Take some from me.
Go ahead, big guy, it's okay.
Go ahead, take it.
Go ahead. Go ahead. Make a wish, my dear.
Go ahead. It's your birthday present.
Go get yourself in trouble. Be naughty! I'll take care of the rest.
Go on, get out, get out, get out.
Go out there and see for yourself.
Go, go!
Good bye, Grace.
Good bye.
Good dog.
Good evening! Good evening!
Good idea, Vanity.
Good job, Grace!
Good job!
Good luck with that.
Good luck, Daddy!
Good save, Hackus.
Goodbye, Patrick Winslow.
Goose!
Got attacked as a corn dog, fell down a sewer,
Gotcha.
Grace called me.
Grace, he ruins everything.
Grace, this is Vexy, my other sister.
Grace!
Grandpa Vicster is a duck!
Grandpa Vicster.
Great.
Great.
Grouchy, get down. He'll see you.
Grouchy, take a look.
Grouchy, the only way we'll be extinct is if Smurfette gives Gargamel the secret formula.
Grouchy!
Grouchy!
Grouchy.
Guess I'll never really be one of them.
Guys?
Hackus blue!
Hackus blue!
Hackus blue. Hackus blue.
Hackus cat fishing. Caught a big one.
Hackus dizzy.
Hackus dizzy.
Hackus doesn't know anything.
Hackus go! Hackus go!
Hackus is blue!
Hackus leaking again. Leaking again!
Hackus leaking.
Hackus leaking.
Hackus like blue.
Hackus live! Hackus live!
Hackus lives!
Hackus love to hug.
Hackus pretty, too.
Hackus real boy.
Hackus squeeze!
Hackus tell you everything I know.
Hackus to the rescue!
Hackus, Hackus, Hackus.
Hackus, these are your new brothers.
Hackus, this is Grace and Patrick.
Hackus!
Hackus!
Hackus.
Hackus.
Hackus.
Hackus.
Hackus.
Had to travel by armpit just to find out we're all gonna be extinct!
Hang on, Smurfs! Victor's on the way!
Happy birthday, Blue.
Happy birthday, Smurfette!
Happy Smurfs were going about their happy lives
Hard to put a positive spin on that.
Have a nice trip!
Have fun, children. Just remember, be kind to each other.
Haven't you ever been hugged?
Having that nightmare again?
He can turn as many Naughties into Smurfs as his greedy heart desires.
He did. This is my stepfather.
He distracted me at the worst possible moment, Grace.
He doesn't look good.
He sent my parrot away.
He shows up, and he ruins things. That's what he does.
He shows up.
He turned her into a true blue Smurf,
He will come for me.
He won't, because he knows you're where you really belong.
He's been chewed up about it ever since.
He's dying.
He's my dad.
He's not my father.
He's one of us.
He's...
Head spin!
Hello, handsome.
Hello, kitty.
Hello, kitty.
Hello, kitty.
Hello, my lowly little bootlicks.
Hello, pretty lady! I'm pretty, too!
Hello, pretty lady.
Hello, you.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello.
Hello. Where's my Gracie?
Help Hackus.
Help me get this open.
Help me, somebody. Somebody please, let me out!
Help me, Wanda! Help, help me, Wanda!
Help!
Help!
Her papa?
Here comes kitty! Look out!
Here comes trouble!
Here is your room service.
Here she is! Act natural!
Here we are, guys, the Paris Opera House.
Here we are.
Here we are.
Here.
Hey, blondie. Where you going?
Hey, Brainy, here's my present for Smurfette's surprise party.
Hey, Grouchy. Hey, Gutsy.
Hey, guys.
Hey, Hackus, I got you a present.
Hey, Hackus. See that candy store?
Hey, I never asked for you to come barging into my life, okay?
Hey, I'm Positive, remember?
Hey, is that coffee?
Hey, isn't he the guy from the Korndog commercials on TV?
Hey, look me in the eyes and say that.
Hey, look, it's a catfish!
Hey, no, put my car down.
Hey, okay.
Hey, Smurfette.
Hey, Vanity.
Hey, what's that?
Hey, what's with all the decorations?
Hey, who smurfed a bite out of Smurfette's birthday cake?
Hey, you found Smurfette!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! I've seen that lady before.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Just give him a punt.
Hi, Daddy.
Hi, I'm Greedy. You want to share a cupcake?
Hi, Smurfette.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm Hackus.
High fours!
His real father left and started a new family.
Hit it again.
Hit me with your best shot.
Hold on a minute.
Hold on tight, Hackus.
Hold on!
Hold this!
Hooah!
Hooah!
Hooah!
How am I going to get Smurfette to give me that formula, Azrael?
How are we gonna stop this thing?
How are you?
How dare you call me that? I have bungled nothing!
How dare you? Alaka...
How dare you? How dare you call me "Yo"?
How did you get out?
How did you manage that?
How do you know I won't use it on you?
How I love portal creation.
How is it we can't reach a doorknob, but we can get up here?
How much essence did you extract?
How was that, Smurfs?
How's that?
Hurry up. There's no time to argue.
Hurry, he's going for his wand.
Hurry, lads.
Hurry, up those ropes.
Hurry, Vanity.
Hurry!
Hurry. They're probably doing something mean and horrible to her right now.
Hush up! Hush up!
Hyphen Doyle.
Hyphen Doyle.
Hyphen Smurf.
I also chose to love you as my own.
I am covered in filth.
I am enamoured of that swiping motion.
I am not a Doyle man.
I asked for a shroud of mystery. This is a wisp!
I bet my glutes look great climbing up this rope.
I betrayed the Smurfs.
I borrowed a waiter's outfit for you, complete with a security card for the elevator.
I brought you home.
I call her La Wanda.
I call that a Crepe Smurfette.
I can always make others.
I can hear them, but I can't see them.
I can't see! I can't see!
I can't wait to see the rest of my family.
I can't.
I capture my ungrateful daughter
I care about you.
I could use some help.
I didn't ask you to marry my mother or take away Zeus.
I didn't exactly steal it.
I didn't hear a "thank you."
I didn't kidnap you, Smurfette.
I do believe we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
I do love a good musical. Guilty!
I don't care what we saw.
I don't know what to do.
I don't think so, Gargamel!
I don't think so, Gargamel.
I don't think so.
I don't think that's gonna be a problem!
I don't trust you, and I'm not telling you anything.
I don't understand what that means.
I escaped.
I extracted all I could from Papa Smurf in the kingdom of New York.
I get so puffy when I travel.
I got it!
I got it! Say "please."
I got you...
I had to turn that man into a giant toad. It's a magic show, isn't it?
I had to.
I hate my life.
I have always wanted to do this!
I have been scarred for life.
I have new brothers!
I have seen unspeakable things down there.
I have the security card.
I have these horrible dreams about where I come from,
I haven't done enough.
I hope Smurfette's here.
I hope this works.
I hope you both appreciate what a tremendous burden this is upon me.
I just don't get it.
I just, I...
I kind of miss you being as big as a house with more of you to hug.
I knew it would end this way!
I know you only have a tiny little pea sized brain in there, but think!
I know.
I lied. One giant leap for me!
I love this plan!
I love to make trouble! Naughty, naughty, naughty!
I love your work. Really, all of you.
I loved your mother with all my heart.
I made you your favourite, my dear. Blue velvet.
I mean, look at this view.
I mean, papa to Papa.
I must have failed her.
I nearly smurfed myself.
I place you into a terrifying machine and extract your essence.
I remember when my father threw me down the well for the first time.
I said not now!
I saved enough grotto water from the last blue moon for just such an occasion.
I sprained my face.
I still have plenty enough essence left to carry out my delightfully diabolical plan.
I taught her love and kindness.
I think Brainy is a really excellent choice.
I think I can reach that pin.
I think it's time for this.
I think most of you know La Wanda...
I thought you said your father left you.
I thought you were supposed to be good.
I took care of Jeannette, and I made her happy.
I turn you and hundreds other like you blue.
I turned her blue.
I want ale, curds and blistered meats sent into my room in 10 minutes,
I want him gone.
I want to be able to whack him right in the smurf berries.
I want you to know that as my first official act,
I was a kid, and Zeus was the only part of my dad I had left.
I was able to smurf it into smurfportation crystals.
I was doing a little thinking myself.
I was just wondering if you could be so kind as to tell me what room...
I was like Meryl smurfin' Streep.
I was not allergic to that bird, Patrick.
I was so worried about you.
I will put you on the guest list.
I win.
I wish I had a cold.
I wish I had that hair.
I would have been in the elevator if it wasn't for him.
I would never put peanuts in a Korndog.
I wouldn't want to be the stork that brought that guy.
I'd be completely nauseated if this weren't
I'll be in charge while you're gone!
I'll give it to you. Just feed them.
I'll just go back and get it.
I'll need courage, intelligence and strength.
I'll teach you to mess with us Doyle ducks!
I'm a scary ghost!
I'm afraid that's all the show we have time for.
I'm afraid we're on a bit of an essence budget around here lately.
I'm back!
I'm blue.
I'm falling! I'm falling!
I'm glad his throat opened up and his lips are back to normal.
I'm going in.
I'm going to create a portal all the way from Smurf Village right here to my Smurfalator,
I'm going to need a little snip.
I'm going to present each and every one of you with a free Korndog...
I'm going to rule the entire world!
I'm gonna make big trouble.
I'm gonna miss you, Smurfs.
I'm gonna strangle that duck.
I'm Grouchy, and I got a lot of pent up anger to vent!
I'm like Commando Smurf.
I'm not having this conversation with a duck.
I'm not pounding anything!
I'm on a dark, lifeless planet that smells like corn dogs!
I'm positive we should just leave him in here.
I'm really proud of you, Patrick Winslow.
I'm scrunching again.
I'm so glad I thought of this!
I'm so scared.
I'm so sorry, my dear. I thought you knew.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry Papa Smurf didn't come for you.
I'm sorry.
I'm squandering it?
I'm struggling to remain positive here.
I'm very proud of you.
I'm Victor, Patrick's dad.
I've given you everything.
I've got something you need for your mission.
I've had Hefty's crystal shoved down my throat,
I've missed you.
I've only got five crystals.
I've seen where you put your nose.
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a corn dog...
If she does, it would mean the end of all Smurf kind.
If that Patrick person is here, then Papa cannot be far behind.
If this is a joke, I assure you I don't find it funny.
If you stop being such an annoying little brat and give him the formula.
If you were real Smurfs, I'd be taking essence from you.
If you weren't in excruciating pain, you'd be laughing hysterically, believe me.
If... Hello?
Imagine how good you'd look if you were actually helping.
In particular, your Blue Period.
Incoming!
Instead, you're both just deeply disappointing experiments.
Is a Smurf's butt blue?
Is everyone all right?
Is Gargamel your father?
Is it her birthday? Really? Who cares?
Is now taking on the City of Light, Paris, France.
Is she giving him the formula?
Is Smurfette really worth all this?
Is that a birthday cake?
Is that a giant Smurfalator?
Is this what happy feels like?
Isn't this fun?
It appears I lack sufficient essence to create a human size portal.
It doesn't matter where you came from.
It got so bad, every day, you were wheezing, coughing.
It looks like the power lines run this way.
It seems like only yesterday
It was a trap.
It worked!
It worked. All the world is mine!
It would benefit us both, don't you see, my dear?
It'll wear off eventually.
It's a mirror, you barbarian.
It's a tiny little magical wand of your very own.
It's about Smurfette.
It's excruciatingly painless.
It's feeding time soon.
It's feeding time.
It's for you.
It's global warming. Buy a Prius.
It's going to be wild, right, Social Smurf?
It's in the bathroom. Check my side of the sink.
It's kind of in my blood.
It's my birthday.
It's not in a duck's nature to get upset.
It's okay. Every time a Smurf toots, someone smiles.
It's Smurfy's Law.
It's so nice having another girl around.
It's some sort of magic window.
It's such a shame when a bad girl turns good.
Joke it up, funny boy, but I am proud as a peacock to be a freedom flighter.
Just a few more bubbles.
Just act scary.
Just give me the card.
Just going to take a little off around the ears.
Just got fried.
Just like their big sister.
Just like when he first moved into my house.
Just right over there. Thanks.
Just the secret formula that Papa used to turn you into a real Smurf.
Keep it up, no neck, I'll turn you into a cross eyed newt.
Kind of tired of looking at myself, Smurfette.
Kindness, presents,
Kitty, kitty, kitty.
L'Opera House, s'il vous plait.
Le bingo.
Le chat VIP.
Leave me alone.
Leave my son alone!
Let Hackus play with the kitty.
Let's go home, everybody!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go! We got to get her out of there!
Let's go.
Let's just get the formula back and get out of here. Hooah!
Let's just say that the Plaza Athénée laundry room was paid a little visit
Let's see.
Let's see...
Let's smurf this mushroom stand. Let's roll.
Like I said, if there are any problems...
Like it. Like it. Whatever.
Like my traitorous Smurfette.
Like tiger or like lions, you know?
Like you, blondie.
Listen to me, Patrick.
Little Blue.
Little Paddy Doyle.
Look at all this essence.
Look at that big wheel.
Look at that. It's a magical creature.
Look at you. Look at you.
Look out!
Look out!
Look out! Coming through!
Look, a present.
Look, this is my Smurfette we're talking about. We have to go.
Look! I found something.
Lots of flying, but I never had a sister.
Made locally by a cruelty free baker who swears he's never even seen a peanut.
Magic man, hand over the Smurfette.
Make her stop. It burns.
Master Winslow, it's hard for me,
Master Winslow, please.
Master Winslow, you coming with us?
Master Winslow?
Master Winslow's gotten old.
Maybe I really don't belong here.
Maybe it is.
Maybe it'll show us where Smurfette is.
Maybe Papa was wrong.
Maybe someday, Patrick, you'll learn to appreciate my smurfy qualities, too!
Maybe you can name a corn dog after them.
Me no likey!
Me, me, pick me, Papa!
Me, too.
Mimosa pollen.
Mimosa pollen.
Miss Doolittle.
Monsieur Gargamel!
Monsieur Gargamel! Monsieur Gargamel!
Monsieur Gargamel?
Monsieur Gargamel.
Monsieur Gargamel.
Moron.
Moron.
My face! My face!
My father's parrot.
My French is tres sexy, non?
My friend, there are no such thing as problems.
My Gargaberries!
My last word of advice to you is this...
My parrot.
My public awaits.
My whole body is scrunching!
Narcissism is about to save the day.
Narcissist.
Naughties, attack!
Naughties?
Naughty, naughty, naughty.
Naughty, naughty!
Need a catch, please.
Negative? Nah. I'm all about positive.
Never did. Never once.
Never mind. I forgot you were you.
Nice going, Clumsy.
Nice going.
Nice move, stealing a cart.
Nice work, my dear.
Nice.
Nice.
Nicely played, Vexy.
Ninety nine bottles of Smurf on the wall.
No "actuallys."
No depth perception.
No doubt from a worshipping admirer.
No like leaking.
No one asked you to, you just did.
No one wants to be on the...
No, actually, you are!
No, but it's a transformation spell.
No, Clumsy, don't! No, no!
No, he hasn't!
No, I can't because your eyes are on the sides of your head!
No, I wasn't.
No, I'm sorry, you will need your key card.
No, La Wanda! No means no!
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no! That's not what I meant.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. It's okay.
No, no, no.
No, no, they're called Smurfs.
No, no, you didn't.
No, no. Victor, wait.
No, no... Sorry. Excuse me.
No, not really.
No, not you, Grouchy.
No, nothing till Smurfapalooza.
No, she thinks we don't care anymore, and they do.
No, she's with Gargamel. Keep up.
No!
No!
No!
No! She's becoming one of them!
No.
No.
No. Hotel policy.
No. Vexy.
No...
No...
Nobody wants to come up here
Nope, not building anything for anybody.
Not a good look on her.
Not good.
Not me.
Not now, Azrael, I'm trying to think of
Not now! Not now! Not now! Not now! Not now! Not now!
Nothing can stop me now!
Now I shall prove my genius!
Now I'm catching a cold.
Now into the machine with all of you.
Now it's a party. Hello.
Now panic!
Now you're talking. We could use blue corn.
Now, don't go anywhere.
Now, feed them! Please!
Now, get out of here.
Now, I didn't have to do that.
Now, I have had just about enough of this, young lady.
Now, I must warn you.
Now, in honour of Blue's birthday,
Now, my adoring public desires me.
Now, now, Smurfs. I only had water enough for nine crystals.
Now, you just put me back down.
Now, you will all kindly hail to the great and exceedingly powerful Gargamel...
Of course I did. We're family.
Of course we're running out of time.
Of course.
Of course. We rise to the amount of love we're shown,
Of...
Oh, boy.
Oh, Clumsy!
Oh, come on.
Oh, dear gods, can we please just have one quiet carriage ride
Oh, dear, he's turning blue er.
Oh, dear, I've left it.
Oh, dear.
Oh, my dear.
Oh, my gosh! He's gonna be killed! We have to help!
Oh, my Smurf, it worked.
Oh, my Smurf.
Oh, my...
Oh, no, oh, no!
Oh, no, we don't have much time.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! Angry kitty! Angry kitty! Run!
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. I'm really in trouble now.
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no! Stop, stop!
Oh, Papa.
Oh, smurf.
Oh, the smurfanity.
Okay, come on!
Okay, don't panic.
Okay, guys, we're going in.
Okay, guys, we're in.
Okay, I always heard that showing up was 90% of the job.
Okay, I got the phone, okay.
Okay, I got this.
Okay, I think I've got everyone's issues covered here.
Okay, ladies, act pregnant.
Okay, look, I get it.
Okay, Master Winslow, we'll split up here.
Okay, okay, use your indoor voice, and please, Patrick, just breathe.
Okay, Papa, sneak out the back of my sweater
Okay, Smurfs, off to Gargamel's hotel.
Okay, so that's one vote no. Who votes yes?
Okay, tell you what.
Okay, then. Out of the tub with you.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Did I lose them?
Okay. I got it.
Okay. I've... There's... You know...
Okay. Okay.
Once again I must go astound and confound the merry imbeciles.
Once that happens, she'll feel like she's part of our family!
Once upon a time, in Smurf Village,
One giant leap for... What?
One hopeful thought.
One loving truth.
One small step for a wizard,
Only smurfitunities.
Open it! Open it!
Or I will turn you into a legless tree sloth.
Or you can spend the rest of your miserable little existence
Oui, I was having breakfast at Tiffany's.
Our heroic Narrator steps back into his leading role
Out smurfed by a simpleton.
Over here!
Papa Vicster.
Papa, every year on my birthday,
Papa, I gave Gargamel the formula.
Papa, I let you down.
Papa, look.
Papa, please hurry.
Papa, where are you?
Papa, you got Smurfette!
Papa?
Papa? You... You came for me.
Papa.
Patrick Winslow Doyle.
Patrick, help!
Patrick, there's actually something I'd like to...
Patrick.
Peanut oil?
Perfect.
Phase three... Swipe.
Please, I will take you to your room.
Please, wait.
Please!
Please! He's got a star on his door.
Please.
Poor baby's gonna cry.
Pop your smurf chutes.
Positive, positive.
Positively outraged.
Precisely! They'll know what to do!
Pretty!
Pull, Patrick. Put your back into it.
Pull, pull!
Punctuated by the wretched cacophony of joyousness.
Pussy foot! Pussy foot! Pussy foot!
Put him down, Gargafella!
Put me down! I could have taken him! I had him!
Quick, get on the storks!
Quickly, to me, to me!
Quickly, to the hotel! We must get to her before he does.
Rage before beauty.
Ready? Positive Smurf.
Really?
Really?
Remind me to put a star on my mushroom when we get home.
Right now!
Rm just hugging you.
Room service.
Santa!
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
See you later, Smurfigators!
See you.
See? You're just like us.
Seriously? You seriously just said that?
She changed because we believed in her.
She even flooded our village.
She just never saw it.
She must not learn of this.
She was off alone because she thought we forgot her birthday.
She's beautiful.
She's confused.
She's fast! I love this game!
She's got a Dragon Wand.
She's not going to give him the formula, is she, Papa?
She's one of them now.
She's only a Smurf as long as she chooses to be.
Silence, knave! And allow me to oblige you.
Silly me. I've forgotten to turn it on.
Sing it!
Sing The La La Song.
Smooth, you're upstaging the narrator.
Smurf dogs, yum!
Smurf napped by that ghastly Gargamel.
Smurf xactly.
Smurf, smurf, and away.
Smurfette could never be tricked into being one of them.
Smurfette, are you okay?
Smurfette, come on, I got to show you something.
Smurfette, life is the most precious thing to protect.
Smurfette, my dear, are you ready to go celebrate?
Smurfette, the formula?
Smurfette, what are we gonna do?
Smurfette!
Smurfette!
Smurfette? Hello?
Smurfette.
Smurfette.
Smurfette. Welcome home.
Smurfette...
Smurfette's been taken.
Smurfette's hair. She's been here.
Smurfette's in trouble!
Smurfette's my hero!
Smurfs were here? In this room? Why didn't you say so?
Snailed her!
Snails to go?
Snap out of it, Vanity, and push!
Sniff my feathers.
So dizzy.
So dizzy.
So far, this is the worst trip of my life!
So Gargamel said,
So go get Smurfette!
So I called it La... It's very funny.
So I gave you everything I could.
So I took the heat.
So if Smurfette gives him the formula...
So let's go.
So long, Smurfs.
So this is why they call it the City of Light.
So true.
So was I, but Papa never gave up on me.
So you don't need a portal. Very clever, Papa.
So you get to be with all of your little smurfy friends.
So, no one remembered my birthday?
So, well, I might as well just let them go.
Somebody do something!
Somebody get my hammer!
Son of a Smurf!
Sorry, mister. Your face got in the way.
Sorry!
Sorry! My bad!
Sorry. I was looking for a place to think.
Speaking of which, your little blue step papa never did arrive, now did he?
Spit it out, Johnny! Spit it out right away! Into Mama's hands.
Squeeze!
Stand back! I know the Smurflich manoeuvre.
Stay tuned.
Step Papa?
Stick that on your Facebook page and lick it.
Stop blaming everyone else for your pain.
Stop it! Not the face! Not the face!
Stop, stop, stop. They're friends.
Stork fight!
Stork going backwards! Stork going backwards!
Stupid, trusting Smurfs.
Sweet Smurf in Heaven, what have you eaten?
Swipe.
Take all the time you need, my dear.
Take some!
Take to the skies, lads. Free at last! Free at last!
Take your best shot, cat!
Taken away because you were allergic.
Team building. Hello!
Technically speaking,
Teriaki dog.
Thank you for keeping our seats warm. Goodbye.
Thank you once again, Master Winslow.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for giving us a new home.
Thanks.
That is a lot of white meat.
That means you're just like me.
That smells delish!
That was amazing!
That was brilliant.
That was crazy.
That was exactly what I needed to hear.
That was... up.
That way I never have to bother you or Smurf Village again.
That would excite me.
That's a lie. What are you... I'm not allergic to birds.
That's a little scary. I mean...
That's a pretty special kind of love.
That's counterintuitive, but that just might work.
That's enough, Gargamel.
That's for you.
That's me and three others round trip, plus Smurfette on the way home.
That's my girl.
That's not a very smurfy attitude, Grouchy.
That's not funny, man.
That's not what I was even going...
That's right.
That's the deal. End of story.
That's the formula Papa used.
That's Vanity.
That's Victor.
That's Victor.
That's Victor. Gargamel turned him into a duck.
That's why we need the formula, you see.
The banner goes over there, please. Thank you, and I love the pinata.
The disappointed look on his face when I finally managed to claw my way out.
The entire village was busying itself with preparations for...
The entire world shall bow before me!
The evil wizard Gargamel
The final thing, one hopeful thought.
The flying V!
The formu la la la la la la.
The formula first.
The great iron spire.
The happiest moment of my life!
The little Santa Claus Smurf appreciates me.
The magical sensation that has captivated the nation from New York to Las Vegas,
The only magician ever to play the famed Paris Opera House.
The only possible way
The parrot.
The security card for the elevator. Patrick needs my help.
The Smurfs wanted her gone,
The surprise is gonna be ruined!
The world as we know it is over!
Then we can all be blue. Together.
Then we could be a real family.
Then why are we going so slow?
Then your essence would endow me with real magic like that of a true blue Smurf.
There she is.
There was a misunderstanding.
There you are.
There you go.
There, there. Everything's going to be fine.
There! No, no, don't be alarmed.
There.
There.
There.
There's a lot of people.
There's absolutely nothing that we cannot do.
There's nothing like the embrace of two proud Doyle men.
These will take us directly to Master Winslow's mushroom.
They came for Clumsy.
They didn't overreact.
They know how tough my birthday can be,
They look like a happy family.
They must have retreated back to the hotel.
They wouldn't let him through the lobby, so he flew up.
They're little blue aliens trying to steal our faces.
They've got one of these everywhere.
Think of all the fun we could have, Smurfette.
Think, Smurfette, think. Oh, no!
This is a great vacation, guys. I can feel the stress melting right off me.
This is amazing!
This is Blue.
This is for my new family.
This is how I treat all the critics.
This is insane!
This is my flock. I can't just leave them behind.
This is not my writing parchment. Where is my plan?
This is really, really gonna hurt.
This is so beautiful!
This is something.
This is the way you do it... Look.
This is where you belong.
This master mysterio has gone from unknown to unstoppable
This place is strange and terrifying
This was supposed to be Hefty!
This way, Vanity. Through this pipe.
Thrown to the curb again.
Time to smurf some magic.
To extract our essence.
To harness enough energy to create a portal right into the heart of Smurf Village.
To make her essence magical and blue.
To point out that when last we met,
To think the bird had to go away because of you.
Too much smurf berry cobbler.
Travel safe, Papa.
Truth itches, doesn't it?
Try negative. That might shut it off.
Try not to smell delicious!
Ugly.
Undo it, unglue it!
Unfortunately. ...which is a hilarious play on words.
Unhand me.
Unless this spell be all for naught,
Unless you're planning on fixing the phone lines?
Up to you.
Usually, in magic, the cats are big, no?
Vexy, come and help me close the door.
Vexy, give me a lift! Come on, jump!
Vexy, let's go!
Vexy!
Vexy.
Vexy...
Vic's like a black cloud that follows me around.
Victor, don't make me pluck you.
Victor, what are you doing here?
Victor!
Victor! We can't get the door open!
Victor? Hey.
Wait a minute, Blue's passport?
Wait, how is her hair still dry?
Wait, where's Hackus?
Wait! I know.
Wait! Let's let her run for a bit. She's got nowhere to go.
Wait! What about them?
Wait. Even the handsome ones?
Wanda! No, La Wanda, no!
Want to sit by the fountain and look at your reflection?
Was concocting a diabolical plan.
Was there ever a question?
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch out!
We are not Doyle men.
We can do this together.
We can still do the show, all right.
We can't just leave them here to be eaten.
We can't just up and go to Paris.
We could lose her.
We did it!
We didn't believe in her because she changed.
We fell, and it wasn't even my fault!
We fooled her pretty good, don't you think, Clueless Smurf?
We gotta get her out of here!
We had a birthday cake for her, too.
We have to save her! This could be my moment!
We like to let things roll off our backs.
We may have already.
We meet again, eh?
We must review my plan before tonight's raid on Smurf Village.
We must spirit her away from here and get that formula now.
We still have one small problem.
We trick her into acting like us, being naughty.
We use all her goodness against her.
We were this close to getting Smurfette back.
We were too late.
We'll brew this hair into Smurf essence!
We'll head over to Gargamel's show
We'll see you in there, Master Winslow. Hurry!
We're back here in the Dark Ages. I suggest you get used to it.
We're blue! We're Smurfs!
We're family.
We're getting Smurfette.
We're gonna get Smurfette this time, 100% guaranteed.
We're losing her.
We're lost in the dark, and it smells like corn dogs!
We're smurfed. Plan B, anybody?
We've got to rescue Smurfette.
Welcome home, Smurfette!
Welcome to the party, Papa!
Well said, my dim brother.
Well, for starters, darling, it's on the wrong floor.
Well, for starters, you might try lifting the sewer cover.
Well, I am outraged!
Well, I guess that makes you my sister, too.
Well, I have some good news.
Well, I say no Smurf left behind.
Well, if Blue likes the Smurfs, then Vicster likes the Smurfs.
Well, now when you come back, you'll be able to get in.
Well, of course we came for you. You're my daughter.
Well, Paris is over, my friend.
Well, perhaps you need a little persuasion, eh?
Well, safe travels, guys.
Well, sometimes, you got to smurf with the changes.
Well, that shouldn't be hard. He's a big star now.
Well, that takes care of Gargamel.
Well, that's too bad.
Well, that's why they overreacted.
Well, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Well, we are celebrating your long lost sister's birthday.
Well, well, well, it appears we have a volunteer after all!
Well, you do now.
Well...
What a cake! Smurfette's gonna love this party!
What a sickening scene.
What a thrill this must be for all of you.
What about them? They kidnapped you.
What are all those containers for?
What are we gonna do now?
What are you doing out here? How dare you?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Put me down!
What are you guys doing here?
What are you so cross about? I'm the duck!
What are you talking about?
What could possibly...
What did you just say, Grouchy?
What did you just say?
What do you mean, I'm out of essence?
What do you mean, you can't?
What if she chooses him?
What is she doing?
What is this outhouse you call a room?
What kind of gift should I get her?
What matters is who you choose to be.
What matters is who you choose to be.
What room Monsieur Gargamel is in?
What the... is that?
What, you don't recognise your own father?
What?
What?
What?
What? What?
What...
What's happening to them?
What's happening?
What's our plan to bring Smurfette home?
What's the point? You won't give me the formula,
What's with the duck?
Whatever this is, it's making my butt scrunch.
Whatever will I do with all of this power?
When my dad took off, he left Zeus, and I loved that bird.
When my Papa gets here, you're gonna be sorry.
Where am I?
Where did you go? Hello?
Where is the "off" button on this thing?
Where's Smurfette?
Whereas I was the one who created you.
Which used to concern me.
Which way do I go?
While I talk to this man who has no idea what I'm saying
Who are you, and what have you done with Grouchy?
Who this? Who this?
Why am I even discussing this with you? You don't have any magic!
Why am I not surprised the way out of Gargamel's lair is through a sewer?
Why are we coming down here, Father?
Why do so many bad things happen to little blue people?
Why do you get all the little green dots?
Why does this have to be so Les Misérables?
Why is she being nice to them?
Why would he build such a hideous device?
Why, I am truly sorry, my dear. That must really sting.
Why, thank you. See?
Will that extracting thing hurt?
Will you get away from me, you bumbling moron?
Will you grow up?
Window! Window! Window!
Winslow hyphen Doyle.
With love, kindness, a complete makeover, and a secret magic formula,
With pleasure.
With your secret formula and my incredible magic,
Without essence, they cannot live.
Without you tormenting me about using up all the Smurf essence?
Would you allow me to wish you a very, very happy birthday?
Wow, Smurfette.
Wow, that feels good.
Wow.
Wow. Show off.
Yeah, guys! Smurf pound.
Yeah, it starts with the ducks, and soon, no one's safe!
Yeah, Papa's right.
Yeah, Patrick and Grace helped us last time we smurfed through the portal.
Yeah, Smurfette needs us. She's probably scared and...
Yeah, they're Gargamel's.
Yeah, whether you want him to or not.
Yeah, you must have had a great role model.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! She's got no idea about the surprise party!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I've got it all over the Smurf Web. It's got 101 likes on Smurf book.
Yep.
Yes, a rescue mission. I'll come, too.
Yes, Azrael.
Yes, but you see, Clumsy was a real Smurf.
Yes, delightful rendition, really.
Yes, get away, get away, get away, get away.
Yes, go ahead, try it out. Don't be afraid.
Yes, hello. It's me.
Yes, I almost forgot.
Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
Yes, I said you could press the button, didn't I?
Yes, of course, darling, my key card!
Yes, Passive Aggressive Smurf?
Yes, phase one, "Create Naughties." Yes.
Yes, there we go.
Yes, tiger lily
Yes, well, within reason.
Yes, well...
Yes, yes, but you see, Papa, I want more than enough!
Yes, yes, it completely ruined your sister.
Yes, yes, my dear.
Yes, yes. Well, let's see here.
Yes, you must all worship me.
Yes, you were.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes! My beautiful creation.
Yes.
Yes.
Yet another groundbreaking feat of illusion
Yo, get out of the road, freak!
Yo, how do you like it up there?
Yo, take it down a notch, my blues brothers.
You again!
You already blamed yourself for your dad.
You always barge in and ruin everything! You're like a walking disaster!
You and Blue, upstairs.
You are going to give me what I want right now!
You are not more popular than I am.
You are pretty good with that wand.
You are right. Commandos are quiet and stealthy.
You are walking home.
You are.
You belong to Gargamel.
You belong to Gargamel.
You can change him back, right?
You can either be a good little girl and give me the formula,
You can press the button on the Smurfalator.
You can thank me later.
You did good, Grace.
You didn't bring the crown. Don't put the crown on him.
You do remember that, don't you, dear?
You don't seem too upset about this.
You don't want it, that's fine.
You face leaking.
You forgive her, just like that?
You get Blue's passport.
You get it? Because it's a wand.
You give me the formula, I turn my little Naughties blue.
You guys make it look easy.
You have a bee in your bonnet about the whole name thing.
You have enough.
You heard it. I'm tired of being Grouchy. I am changing my tune to a happy one.
You heard me.
You just lost a fight to an empty room.
You know what would please me, Vexy, if you were blue like real Smurfs,
You know what? Never mind, sir. You're a dim witted toad.
You know, ever since Blue was born,
You know, Smurfette, occasionally, it's good to have a little alone time.
You look fried.
You made her what she is.
You mean like your so called Papa has?
You mean you'd let them die?
You need all the help you can get.
You never give up on family.
You remembered my birthday?
You see what he does?
You see? They want to be blue,
You smell something suspicious? Well, of course you do!
You stepped in and loved her as your very own.
You tell me.
You truly are daddy's little girl.
You truly are daddy's little girl.
You want room service? Why don't you yell out the window?
You want to give it to him.
You were just my little glob of clay and other putrid ingredients.
You were.
You.
You... You are?
You'll be a good one, too.
You'll feel better about yourself
You'll get used to it. Let's go, Smurfs.
You'll see, it'll be fun, for me.
You'll want him to leave. Just wait.
You're a good Smurf, Papa.
You're in trouble now!
You're mine now.
You're not my father. Just let me go home.
You're playing dirty now!
You're right.
You're staying here.
You're wasting your time, Gargamel.
You're welcome.
Your call entirely. Really.
Your destination is a true horror.
Your families will all pay dearly.
Your mother and I both knew that it would break your heart
Your papa is back.
Your Papa is not coming because your real Papa is already here.
Your parrot?
Yummy candy!
Yummy!
Zeus? The pigeon?
A Dragon Wand. Oh, dear.
A French Socialist? No!
A horse whisperer? No!
Actually, we're good. Actually, we're good. PCB and BPA free.
All right, here's my plan. Okay.
All right. All right. Thank you. Anyway...
All right. We're all clear on the plan, right? Yeah.
And a drop of mink oil. I knew it.
and see if Smurfette's there. Yes.
And so Papa... Go get Smurfette back!
And so... Yo, let's kick it.
Are these plates PCB free? No.
Are you down there, you little delinquents? Keep still.
At your service, Papa. Pick me!
Au revoir, trolls! Get her!
Azrael, bring me my plan. Father?
Batter up! Come on!
Bloody window. What was that?
Blue. I use their essence
Boundaries, please. Boundaries. Let's show them how it's done.
Brainy. Of course.
Bravo, Smurfette! Bravo! Good job, Smurfette!
Bull's eye! Holy smurf!
But Smurfette would never tell. Of course not.
Bye bye! Toodles!
Bye. There you go.
Candy? Candy! I've got an idea.
Children? Smurfette? Back up, back up.
Clumsy, help, help me get him down! Papa, no!
Clumsy, is that you? This way!
Clumsy! Move it.
Come on, guys. lnto the belly of the beast.
Come on, Positive. Yeah, let's shut 'em down.
Come on, Smurfs! Smurfette!
Come on, we can do this. Children.
Come on! And bring her home!
Come on! Hey, there's an opening down here.
Come on! Move it or lose it, Hackus!
Come on. Here we are.
Come on. Come on. A paper bag. First class.
Crikey! Oh, no!
Crikey! What the hey?
Dead end! It's locked!
Did someone say, "Baker should go"? I would rather not.
Don't spiral, Grouchy. Yeah. We got this.
Duck! ...duck!
Eeny, meeny, miny... Pick me! Pick me!
Every time! Sorry.
Everybody gets their own room. Please!
Excuse me? As well you might.
Families don't forget things like that. Does she think we abandoned her?
Father? What, what, what?
Father. No.
Father. Not now.
Friends? Yeah.
Front desk. Listen well, you slack jawed knave.
Game on. Let's do this!
Gargamel! Clumsy, don't let go...
Gargamel! Quickly, pick it up.
Gentlemen, we have a cat problem. Get down, get down.
Get her! Catch her! Catch Smurfette!
Get them out, quickly. Right, Papa.
Give it to me. Hurry.
Go get her, guys! Oops!
Good one, Smurfette! Blend that, candy man!
Goodbye, Winslow family. Goodbye, Papa.
Got it! Smurftastic work.
Gotcha! What are you doing?
Great goobaloo! She's a sassy lassie.
Greedy? What? Why you all looking at me?
Hackus hug. Hackus hug. Hackus.
Hackus want to play. Hey!
Hackus! Hackus blue!
Hackus. Smurfette.
Happy birthday, Smurfette! Happy birthday, Smurfette!
He coughs up everything he eats. You!
He disappeared. Now we're on our own.
He's in Paris. I'll call the dog sitter.
He's naked, right? Everyone okay?
He's your dad. No, that's one thing he is not.
Hefty. You got it.
Hello! And... Your baby?
Hello? Hold it!
Hello? Smurfette?
Help! Look out, Grouchy!
Hey, Hackus, listen to this. What?
Hey, Party Planner. Hey.
Hey, personal space. Sorry.
Hey, Social Smurf. Yes, darling?
Hey, you're right. Well, you got me.
Hey! Hackus go!
Hey. Hey, Grace!
Hey. Victor.
Hi, Grace. Smurf, Smurf, Smurf!
Hi! Like a beautiful mermaid.
Hi. Hello.
Hi. Holy moly.
Hi... Hi, I'm Greedy.
High fours! High fours!
Holy smurf, I'm a downer. You most certainly are.
How are we gonna rescue her now? Quiet.
How did it go? Couldn't have gone better.
How's that, Gutsy? A little lower, Grouchy.
Hurry... Clumsy!
I can make my own Smurfs! No!
I can't. That's right, because it's not true.
I failed her, Vanity. Papa, wait.
I have a FASTPASS. Yeah, FASTPASS.
I knew it. Now go.
I like that. That's very smurfy of you. Very smurfy.
I love family! What...
I want to open! Let me open! No, no, no.
I'll get on top. Okay, Grouchy, you jump, I'll pull.
I'm blind! No, you're in a corn dog.
I'm gonna lose you, Smurfette. Not a chance.
I'm gonna stay with Blue. And Vic.
I'm just saying. Let's go.
I'm not going to... Come on, sniff them.
If we ever want to be blue... Blue.
In you go. No cage for Hackus!
Is that Blue? He's huge.
Is that Clumsy? Smurfs? Clumsy?
It's alive! Smurf for the hills!
It's horrible. What a nightmare.
It's okay. What's happening to that kid's lips?
It's time to get your wings! Faster!
Just break it already! I'm too beautiful to die!
Kitty, kitty, kitty! Hey, fish breath!
Korndog King. No, no, no.
Let go! Now get in there!
Let's go, Smurfs. Where?
Let's go! Let's go! Where are you? Are you here?
Let's go. Let's do it.
Let's go. Look at me, all rough and tumble.
Let's go. What about my brothers?
Look out! Yeah!
Look! There's Gargamel's dressing room. Good eye, Vanity.
Master Winslow. Papa!
Me. Of course.
Move, Smurfs. Here he comes. Hurry.
My dad took off when I was five, so... Am I late?
Never. Absolutely not.
Nice dive, Smurfette. That was amazing.
Nice shot! Let's go! Nice shot! Let's go!
No cage for Hackus. No cage for Hackus. All right, all right.
No problem. I can't...
No, I didn't. Yes, you did.
No, it's locked. Go on through.
No, no, no, not each other. Not me!
No, Papa, he's gonna see you! Get him down!
Not me. I don't know.
Not now! But...
Not permis. Not permis. What? This is outrageous.
Not that tight, Hackus. Sorry.
Not the face. Not the face! Close the lid!
Not too shabby. Gargamel's really come up in the world.
Now Gargamel knows we're onto him. I was only trying to help!
Of course. There.
Oh, dear. Now what do we do?
Oh, no, you don't. No!
Oh, no! Broken family!
Oh, no! Help.
Oh, no. Smurfette.
Oh, yeah. He's a terrific role model. Come on, Patrick.
Okay, Hefty, take one. Let's do this.
One moment. Please not this.
Our fun is just beginning, eh? Yeah.
Patrick, look. What happened?
Patrick! Daddy!
Patrick! Master Winslow.
Patrick! Where'd he go?
Patrick. All right, guys.
Positive? Hey, get that thing out of here!
Put it away. Anybody else?
Shall we? Let's go.
She's a Frankensmurf? Yes.
She's being smurf napped. Unhand her!
She's coming. Smurfette's coming. Oh, no! The surprise will be ruined.
She's gonna zap him. Get him, Smurfette.
She's... Where's Smurfette?
Sign me up! Sign me up.
Smurfette! No, Papa! Grouchy, grab him!
Smurfette! Smurfette!
Smurfette! Yes, good girl.
Smurfette? Smurfette?
Smurfette. Say hello to my enormous friend!
Smurfette. Thank you. Vexy!
Snot on a half shell. Delicacy. Sorry, Mr Fish!
So Gutsy. Aye.
Sorry! Well, it's not yours, is it?
Stay there. Victor, do you have Blue?
Technically, they're spitting. Come on.
Teeny tiny. What?
Thank you, bird. Bye.
Thank you. ...on the house.
That was awesome! Thank you!
That was so purty. Nice tuck and roll.
That's my daughter in there! Okay, Papa.
The fifth floor. Yes. Yes, that's much too low.
The formula! No!
The Napoleon Suite? Napoleon Suite? Yes.
There she is! Smurfette.
There she is! Got her! Chase over?
These are my children. Hi.
This creature cannot... Hackus punt!
This is perfect for my plan! Yeah, yeah.
This way, guys! Faster!
Try the lever, the big one. Get on my shoulders.
Unbelievable. Patrick!
Vanity? Great job! Great job!
Very amusing, my little Naughties. Hey!
Vexy! Oh, no! Hackus!
Victor, open the door! Victor, we can't open the door!
Wait, wait, wait. Blue?
Wait, what? Taken? What do you mean "taken"?
Want to race? You want to race me?
We need you for our duck a l'orange. You want a piece of me?
We'll find another way. Okay.
We've got work to do. Hey.
Well, actually, I was thinking... No. "Actually, I" nothing.
Well, let's go, Smurfs. Bye bye, Winslows.
Well, looky here! Yeah, we're back!
Well... Hide!
What are you doing here? Saving your tail feather. Now come here.
What are you looking at? Hurry up.
What are you, Martin Luther Wing? That's it.
What did he just say? I have no idea.
What do we do? Smurf him with the element of surprise.
What? And then,
What? But we're her family.
What? Go!
What? It's gorgeous.
What? It's the security card for the elevator.
What? Johnny, spit it... Spit it out right away!
Where are they? What?
Where are you? Quick question.
Where's Smurfette? Where's Smurfette? There she is!
Who's that? That's my brother.
Winslow. Okay, compromise. Winslow.
would fall for your sophomoric gag? Yep.
Yeah, so take a hike. Yeah, we don't need you here, we're good.
Yeah, soon as we get the Smurfette. Yeah!
Yeah! Come on, come on. This'll be fun.
Yeah! Home!
Yeah! Now,
Yeah! That kid's got style.
Yeah. All right, let's do that.
Yeah. Got any ideas?
Yeah. Vanity, you come with me.
Yes! Pretty blue.
You are naughty, Smurfette. Yeah.
You can't get a reservation... Focus.
You wore it everywhere. I did not.
You'll smurf with me. Yeah, can I...
You're freaking me out, Grouchy. Positive!
Yummy pudding! Hackus, it's mud.
...as the music unceremoniously drowns out the narration...
...Interrupt my sorcery, at least I should be amused.
...we've got to come up with some way to get her talking.
'Cause that pretty much leaves you without one.
"Bow. Kneel. Worship me."
"Buffering"? What the...
"Gone digital"?
"I am making my own irresistible creation,
"I, I."
"I, I."
"the Smurfette, to infiltrate their village and betray the Smurfs."
"Worshippers."
"You belong to Gargamel."
"You belong to Gargamel." Say it.
"You're a dim witted toad, sir?"