10 (1979) Edit

A "vision," I think was your description.

A bee flew in the car.

A girl who screws around a lot.

A union of two souls swearing allegiance...

A very good evening to you.

A week later you have an affair with the man who saved your husband's life!

About 20 miles east, and make a left turn.

About two weeks ago, David and I saw you on Dinah Shore.

Absolutely. The hotel's had only one accident since opening.

Adios.

Aeromexico.

Ah, ah, ah! Ow, my hair!

Ah, fuck it!

Ah! Ahh. Oh, God.

Ahh! Shit!

Ahh! Shit! God!

Ahh. So by definition a broad is less virtuous than a hooker.

All I possess is

All right, Mrs. Kissel, we'll take care of it.

All right. Ladies have a biological edge...

Alone

And also, as I said...

And for what it's worth...

And he proved it.

And I suspect, for your total vision...

And I'm sitting in...

And I've had it!

And not only Prokofiev. Ravel.

And tell Janie that we may have to work through the lunch hour.

And the last little star slowly dies

And the local pusher.

And there's a very good law against that.

And think about it.

And we were just sitting around talking.

And what about this?

And when he really gets me going...

And you don't paddle out too far.

Anyway, I'd still like to punch him right in the mouth.

Apart from being uncommonly bright, wonderfully witty...

Are you bothered because my old man called?

Are you sure?

Aren't you George...?

As a matter of fact, it was.

As A, B, C

As far as I'm concerned, virtue has nothing to do with it.

As far as you or any man is concerned, virtue has everything to do with it.

As you don't qualify, you understand why I don't ask you to stay.

At Truman Capote's party.

Beautiful melody.

Beautiful. I envy you.

Because I thought you were something different. Something special!

Besides that.

Better hurry or you'll have to start it again.

Better make that a single.

Broke the old hand in three places.

Buenos dias.

Buenos dias.

But a man, right or wrong

But don't call it love

But don't call it love

But due to some...

But he pleases me

But I can't!

But I said to David, "There's a really attractive older man."

But I was, and I intend to be again soon.

But not to the point where I got all hung up with it.

But otherwise I'm booked solid for the next month.

But then you'll find

But then, nobody's perfect.

But what's wrong with screwing to Ravel's "Bolero"?

But when I drove by your church today, I thought, "God!

But you don't fall asleep on a surfboard.

But you'd come out gay and I couldn't do that to Sam.

By George!

By what name are you known, sir?

Can I get you anything to drink?

Can I have my jacket, please?

Can I soak my feet in it?

Cheers.

Chuck refuses to be carried.

Clever girl. She wanted to know where "communicado" was.

Come and save me, for chrissake.

Come have a walk with me.

Come in. Step right in.

Come on, George!

Come on, Rapunzel. From now on, we do it in the dark!

Come on!

Come on. Are you trying to tell me...

Coming from one of the great Anglo Saxon heterosexual...

Consider these two rings.

Could I have some more white wine, Bacchus, my dear?

Could it be

Could you do me a favor and get me...

Could you try it, please?

Cup of coffee. Black coffee.

Dammit. Ow!

Damn you, George!

Darling...

David Hanley, 23, and his bride, Jennifer...

Define "broad."

Did we have more tables in San Francisco?

Did you ever do it to Ravel's "Bolero"?

Did you know we were on our honeymoon?

Did you know your license had expired?

Didn't you ever play games like that?

Do those bells ding a ling

Do you have a registration?

Do you know Mr. Webber?

Do you want to get married?

Do you, David, take Jennifer...

Does he do anything except swim and jog on the beach?

Don't be a shitheel.

Don't do as I do. Do as I say.

Don't get heavy with me.

Don't hang around with your friends at the beach!

Enid. Enid, darling. Have you met my wife?

Enjoy yourself.

Excuse us, Mrs. Kissel.

Finally.

First and foremost, I don't equate the term exclusively with sex...

First, I'm getting a little fed up...

Five minutes ago you weren't worried about him.

Fix it, please!

For a man who's never been analyzed...

For authority on female aggrandizement consult the FBI's 10 Most Wanted List.

For in the final analysis, on the day of reckoning...

For one year I've been providing X rated entertainment...

For when I'm in his arms

Four of your birth control pills. I hope that's all right.

From Hollywood, The Tonight Show...

From the Metropolitan Opera company, Judith Blegen...

Fuck.

George Webber, the man who saved...

George Webber!

George Webber. We went out to dinner.

George, are you happy?

George?

George?

George.

George...

Get the phone

Glee clubs of moonbeams

God, aren't you?

God, bloody hell.

God, I don't know. Uh...

God, she's always busy.

God, yeah. That may be the suggestion of the week.

God! Elevator music.

God.

God.

God.

God. If to make it, I had to change places with Larry...

Good night, sweet Georgie.

Goodness...

Gosh, I don't remember.

Great lyric.

Great.

Happily

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday, dear George

Have you seen Sam?

Have you taken anything for it?

He makes me happy, so I let him swim and jog on the beach.

He must be good in the sack.

He should be. You know him intimately now.

He spoke gibberish, made obscene sounds.

He swore he loved me.

He used to be a Marine.

He wants me to come to Southampton for Easter.

He wants to thank you.

He wants to write something.

He'd sit on that bed in the dark and he would cry like a baby.

He'll come home, tail between his legs and settle down for good.

He'll lie on his stomach for days.

He's a child to be sure At times insecure

He's a child...

He's a man, nothing more

He's a very prominent Beverly Hills dentist.

He's gone. I don't know where he is.

He's got a terrible sunburn.

He's married and he's got 3 kids in 4 years.

He's more trouble than any man I've ever known, including my ex husband.

He's my lover, my friend

He's no more than a man

He's no more than a man

He's not my friend.

He's traveling abroad.

Hello, Mr. Webber. Come in.

Hello, this is Mr. George Webber.

Hello!

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? George?

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Oh, dammit!

Hello? Yes.

Hello.

Hello. Drink, sir?

Here we are: "Woman dame, hen, petticoat."

Here, try this.

Here's Johnny!

Here's your Bloody Mary.

Hey, I see him!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Hi, David.

Hi, Mr. Webber.

Hi, Sam!

Hi.

Hi. You sound like you're really out of it.

Hit it as hard as he could.

Hold it.

Hold it. You must spend more time at the tables.

Hold on. He wants to talk to you.

How about a beer?

How about a Bloody Mary? You can stand in the ocean while drinking it.

How do you act when you're not worried?

How do you feel about 42?

How is your husband?

How long since you've had your teeth checked?

How long since you've seen Dr. Shoup?

How old is she?

How you feeling, birthday boy?

How's Larry?

How's Sam?

Hugh, sometimes you really are a pain in the ass fag.

Hugh?

Hugh?

Hurry!

I always say...

I am. As far as I'm concerned, I'm very special.

I can't hear you, Fraser.

I concentrate on the broads.

I could work on that.

I couldn't sleep.

I couldn't. I forgot my tutu.

I didn't get home from the hospital until 8:00.

I didn't get your name.

I didn't want to bother you but I'm leaving town tomorrow.

I don't know what room I'm in. Do you know?

I don't know your problem but you won't solve it by solving mine.

I don't know. I think the last 2 years have been rather good.

I don't like those. They make me pregnant.

I don't like...

I don't mean to be rude, but aren't you George Webber?

I don't peep into somebody else's windows to get my jollies.

I don't think I've been so happy for years.

I don't understand that thinking.

I don't want you to be afraid.

I don't watch him, I watch his broads. He's got a hell of a stable.

I enjoy your music.

I forgot the joint.

I give my heart

I give my heart

I give my heart

I give my heart

I go down on my knees to you.

I got a telegram saying he might come back.

I got married because I wanted to.

I guess she'd be happier if things were more emotional.

I guess so.

I have identification in the house."

I have left something for your favorite charity.

I haven't eaten all day.

I honestly don't know. I don't think she does.

I hope he's gone for good.

I hope the maid has made up the room. Good, she did.

I just came from the dentist where I had 6 cavities filled.

I know my man

I know what you mean. I'm very big in elevators.

I like different music for different things.

I like to dance to jazz.

I like to listen to rock.

I love you

I love you

I love you too much...

I mean, I wasn't expecting to see that vision.

I mean, it's not that complicated. I'd just rather be 30.

I met you at Truman Capote's party.

I need the time to be alone.

I need... Ahem.

I play it at every party.

I said I couldn't. I didn't say I wanted to.

I saw Romeo and Juliet at the Royal Opera House...

I spent the last...

I spent weekends at his house. I was at school in England.

I think he's...

I think I'm fairly well psychologically oriented.

I think it's amazing.

I think we blew a fuse a minute ago.

I think you should apologize because you want to...

I think you'll need a lawyer to help you with this one, Mr. Webber.

I think, one more time, basically.

I thought maybe you thought I was more than just a casual lay.

I thought we were going to make love.

I thought you had to be English to be in that.

I tried to call, but you weren't in.

I want a broad...

I want to make a cup of coffee.

I want to say something.

I want your definition, not Webster's.

I was going to call it, "I Love You, Samantha"...

I was in the Royal Air Force, as a matter of fact.

I was inspired by one of your better melodies.

I was just getting ready to leave.

I was out in the boat...

I was sitting at the stop sign.

I wasn't thinking anything special.

I wouldn't mind losing like a man...

I... I got back this afternoon. I thought I'd surprise you.

I'd analyze you better than that expensive shrink.

I'd be more than happy to help.

I'll apologize to you if you apologize to Mom.

I'll be back when I'm ready.

I'll be there about 11:00.

I'll invite some company over to soak up the strain.

I'll just slip into a robe. Come in.

I'll settle for a brandy.

I'll start dinner.

I'm afraid that wouldn't help very much.

I'm Bernie Kaufman. Your mom expects me.

I'm enchanted to be

I'm going to fill out my night.

I'm going to get Monsieur Roget's definition.

I'm going to the market. Anybody want anything?

I'm having dinner with Bernie Kaufman.

I'm in Mexico.

I'm in room...

I'm just using an extreme example to make a point.

I'm known by the name of "Donald."

I'm not dissatisfied. I took the right road.

I'm so pissed.

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

I'm sorry.

I'm sure Dillinger never used that word derogatorily.

I'm Vicente, the assistant manager.

I'm... Well, that, too...

I've always gone on the premise that...

I've been getting strange vibrations.

I've got an early call.

I've got to call Sam!

I've never really used one.

I've survived the crisis, thank you.

I've talked to psychologists, psychiatrists...

If a broad is a woman, then women screw for money?

If I sleep with someone, it's because I want to.

If it makes him happy.

If it wouldn't be an imposition...

If they ask you

If they ask you

If you could, wouldn't you change places with Larry?

If you still want coffee...

If you were 19...

If you're on a surfboard or swimming, that's it. You could end up in Peru.

In an emergency, I can shift things around a bit.

In return, I won't bring up that you've acted like a spoiled child all morning.

In that case...

In today's world...

In whatever order you consider appropriate.

Into a thumping thing

Is it 41 or 42?

Is it me?

Is that for me?

Is that good or bad?

Is that so? Well, I suppose I do.

Is the first of May

Is this 275 0817?

Is true

It could have been much worse.

It depends why you're doing it and with whom you're doing it...

It depends. How do you feel?

It fits right in with this depersonalized concept.

It is me, isn't it?

It means go to the store and come back.

It never happened to him before, he said.

It really wiped me out.

It was '67. '68.

It would make a difference.

It'll cost you 50 bucks and an apology.

It'll take him a while to find out he's a certified imbecile.

It's a custom here at Las Hadas. It'll keep you cool.

It's a stone's throw from "cognito."

It's all right. It's a long piece.

It's all right. You go on back to the kitchen now.

It's an iniquitous arrangement!

It's as though somebody died.

It's been busy all day.

It's better if you start right at the beginning. Please?

It's David.

It's easy

It's easy

It's easy to say

It's easy to say

It's Josh talking to his dad.

It's not. Really, don't be afraid.

It's okay if your husband does it?

It's over

It's really terrific.

It's the thought that counts.

It's unbelievable, isn't it?

Jolly good!

Just a couple of days...

Just a weaver of wishes and dreams

Just as a matter of interest.

Just to one man

Just to one man

Keep a light in the window. I may be back.

Kill if you must, but don't lose her.

Lava tus dientes.

Lest ye judge harshly, remember...

Let me make it well.

Let me see...

Let me speak to your mother.

Let's look it up.

Like "dame," "skirt"...

Listen, I just said "broad."

Listen, I tried to call you a dozen times.

Listen, Kitty, until otherwise instructed...

Look into my ear My love

Look out!

Look, I can cancel my vacation for a few days...

Look. "Slang. Derogatory. Broad."

Love you

Love you

Loved it all my life. Of course, I made a choice.

Loving...

Make a lot of love, and just that much arguing.

Make yourself at home.

Marriage is a sacred commitment...

Maybe you are allergic.

Might I suggest the dining room?

Miss Samantha Taylor.

Mm. Can you be more specific? Have you married any young people lately?

Mom says I should apologize.

Mom? Dad wants to talk to you.

More tables, you know. Never mind.

More, Georgie.

Mr. Webber, right this way.

Mr. Webber?

Mr. Webber?

Mr. Webber?

Mr. Webber?

Mr. Webber...

Mrs. Miles and I always go to Mexico.

Mrs. Taylor?

My daughter Jenny's there now on her honeymoon.

My dentist is Dr. Shoup in New York. Do you know him?

My father's just right of Attila the Hun.

My God! You're lucky you didn't have a wreck.

My goodness!

My love

My maternal grandmother was one of the greatest broads that ever lived.

My name is George Webber. I'm trying to get a message to her. Can I do that?

My stepmother's younger brother.

My uncle turned me on to it.

Name and room number.

Neither am I.

Never throw me a surprise party again.

Never!

Nice room you have. Pretty.

Night, Sheil.

No damage done.

No matter what we did or how, he just couldn't manage.

No, but bring back the receipts.

No, I think under the circumstances...

No, I'm...

No, it's my pleasure.

No, it's not.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. He that hath clean hands and a pure heart...

No. No.

No. You look 33.

Not "we" have, "you" have.

Not at this minute.

Not the kind of a beau I dreamed long ago

Nothing has happened to him. Nothing sinister, that is.

Nothing special that you'd run to see

Nothing wrong with being happy...

Now and then

Now open as wide as you can, please. Wide. Wide.

Now, George, you must be absolutely frank with me.

Now, you want to argue or you want to make love?

Of course, there's a difference.

Oh, baby, won't you and me

Oh, bollocks!

Oh, Christ.

Oh, Christ.

Oh, Christ.

Oh, damn!

Oh, fuck! Ow.

Oh, fuck! Uh.

Oh, George is.

Oh, George! With the...

Oh, God, you beautiful thing!

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Anything.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, Jenny.

Oh, great. Thank you. Terrific.

Oh, hi, baby. How do you feel?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, it's very obvious.

Oh, look, Jenny!

Oh, my God! Where's that?

Oh, no, no. Come in.

Oh, no!

Oh, okay.

Oh, right.

Oh, Sam.

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit.

Oh, well. To Tripoli.

Oh, what?

Oh, yes.

Oh. I'd like strong black coffee and some amphetamines.

Oh. Invalided.

Oh. Sam's great.

Oh. Well, that's nice.

Oh. What?

Okay, I'll see you later.

Okay, over here!

Okay, thank you.

Okay, what's up?

Okay, you define it.

Okay?

Okay? How about that, smartass?

Okay.

Okay. All right. Bye.

Okay. Everybody take 10, please.

Okay. Thank you, Don.

On whether you watched me through a telescope...

One of the most glorious of God's institutions...

One of your better lyrics.

One time he got so crazy, he just started punching the wall.

Open, please.

Operator, I'm having trouble reaching 275 0817.

Operator.

Or 20, even.

Ow, ow! Damn! Damn!

Pardon?

Past the point, there's heavy currents. 6 or 7 knots.

Perfect circles...

Perhaps you might know the bride's father, Dr. Miles.

Piss off, George!

Piss off, George!

Play "Funny Valentine."

Pretty song.

Probably just a temporary...

Put this in front of "don't call it love."

Rainbows that shine out loud

Really?

Remember what they say, George. After 40, it's all patch, patch, patch.

Right this way.

Right, right.

Sam!

Sam? Sam?

Sam...

Sam's mostly always great.

Second...

See if you can cancel them.

Semper fi.

She doesn't want to talk to you.

She spoke to this house. A strange man answered.

She was afraid Mr. Webber, the tenant...

She's going out to dinner with Bernie Kaufman.

She's in the kitchen. He's playing the piano.

She's on the phone.

Shit! She did it again.

Sing your name in the blue

Sir. Can I get you anything else?

Sit down. You'll just screw things up in the kitchen.

Six?

So does a broad. A hooker makes the price going in.

So don't go punching any walls, Georgie, huh?

So in our little plot

So many don't seem able to relate to the true meaning of the ceremony.

So what do you do?

So you know what I'll do? I'll call it a day.

So you'll think about it?

Some broads do it for other things, but in a way, they sell it!

Some happy, conversational...

Some of my oldest and dearest friends are broads!

Some of us...

Something cool, refreshing?

Sometimes, though, it gets to be almost too much.

Sorry, I didn't realize you were in the shower.

Sorry, that line's busy.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sort of clumsy and absent of mind

Speaking of noses, why don't you keep yours out of my personal affairs?

Stage phone, please.

Still busy.

Such as marriage, for instance.

Suddenly there she was. And I reacted.

Sure it's not dangerous?

Sure there is.

Sure will. Okay, nice talking to you.

Sure, I get lonely without him

Sure.

Surprise!

Ta da. Heh heh heh.

Tell me something, sweet Donald.

Terrific.

Thank God for that.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That bee sting's awfully close to your frontal lobes.

That I have an ear for love

That I would find

That is pretty.

That music is my era.

That old cliché

That she was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen.

That sounds mostly intellectual, not emotional.

That was a hell of a good show.

That's all right.

That's all right.

That's beautiful.

That's because I'm really 25.

That's because you're 38.

That's it, George!

That's really marvelous.

That's Spanish for "brush your teeth."

That's terrible.

That's the nerve. Lucky if we can save this tooth.

That's what I was going to ask you, George.

The currents?

The fear of death. The inevitability of it.

The hell I wasn't!

The last time I was in New York, Mrs. Miles and I saw, uh...

The latest hike in OPEC oil...

The less you find him home

The me that I see in his eyes

The more you bind him

The more you do for him, the more he rubs your nose in it.

The music in elevators. Lots of violins.

The music. You'll have to start it again.

The mystery is what he sees in me

The record is stuck!

The record!

The sand is hot.

The time has come for David and Jenny...

The very best of men must roam

The Virgin Islands.

Their spreading their legs doesn't make the terms interchangeable.

Then don't.

Then you can take your vacation, and as far as your teeth are concerned...

There was this...

There's a bar if you want a drink.

There's a joint in the ashtray.

There's nothing fair about that.

There's nothing to it. No big waves. Just paddle around.

There's nothing unusual.

There's only one way to say

These rooms are well insulated.

They don't make "broads" like that anymore.

They don't write music like that anymore.

They just gave him a shot of Demerol. He's really out of it.

Think I'll go out and get a surfboard.

Third, the first two wouldn't bother me a bit...

Thirty seven. But I look 40.

This ever happen to you before?

This guest, in particular.

This is Ed McMahon, along with Doc Severinsen...

This is the new one, Hugh.

This too I swear

Though we're under a cloud

To one man

Tonight I spend with you.

Tonight! Me. This.

Too old...

Try an antihistamine.

Turning my heart

Ugh. I'm going home.

Uh, on a scale from 1 to 10?

Uh. No, actually. Thanks. I think I might go for a swim.

Uh... Maybe you'd like to go have dinner?

Um, excuse me, reverend, I was just driving by your church...

Um... Care to translate that?

Um... No.

Unbelievable.

Uncle Fred said "Bolero" was the most descriptive sex music ever written.

Unless he has a new remote control screwing device...

Up the rebels.

Very shy, insecure

W E B B E R.

Wait one moment.

We are each of us the product of an era.

We did, but...

We got a call from a Miss Taylor.

We had a nice dinner.

We had it made

We lived together two years. We only did it for the family.

We slept together, by actual count, 16 times.

We spend too much time arguing and not enough making love.

We stopped seeing each other finally.

We're the best of friends

We're the original odd couple.

We've got a very beautiful place here.

We've nothing in common.

Webber. George.

Welcome to Las Hadas.

Well, come on in, George!

Well, evidently not.

Well, for instance, compared to, say, 5 or 10...

Well, he hasn't.

Well, in that case let me take you out to dinner.

Well, isn't that wild?

Well, not much anymore, anyway.

Well, they're all bad. Two of them really serious. But they're all bad.

Well?

Well...

Well...

Well...

What a drag.

What about it?

What about the young girls on the beach? And Larry?

What do you do to Prokofiev?

What do you mean?

What do you think?

What does that mean?

What does that mean?

What else do you always say?

What have you done to your nose?

What is it about that miserable little son of a bitch that makes me care?

What is this? What's wrong? What's wrong?

What more could I ask him to be?

What the fucking hell kind of era is that?

What were your thoughts at the moment of this fixation?

What, now?

What...

What's fair about a man...

What's he doing?

What's that got to do with it?